calamity-update-talk

[trail brook]

Font

[lucid pine]

brainstorm in approximately 27 hours 7 minutes

[mystic eagle]

I might've fallen for a blatantly obvious deception

[trail brook]

[trail brook]

Noic

[lucid pine]

yharim fight in approximately 652,785,739.2 seconds

[lean relic]

<t:1770418800:R>

[halcyon seal]

BRAINSTORM AFTER JANUARY 1ST 1970

[arctic cliff]

Ethnocentric (i swear to god thats the actual name of the font)

[quiet skiff]

in a day... damn

[arctic cliff]

i dont know why its called this

[scenic pier]

Does anyone know what time brainstorm is releasing tomorrow

[arctic cliff]

read the pins

[icy stump]

Check pins

[wide nova]

😛

[scenic pier]

Where’s that

Ahh right ty

[deft lily]

hello user

[fathom girder]

that 200iq is not accurate bru

[arctic cliff]

has ozzatron seen the crimson ozzathoth

[latent portal]

UPDATE TOMORROW

i can't wait

[polar tide]

Someone put tyeski there hes basically john vcmm now

[dusk bronze]

true

[pale silo]

nah still 27 hours

[hasty hawk]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/241678440888008706/1467880225143521310/ezgif-36d326ab81ce949a.gif?ex=6985f1fd&is=6984a07d&hm=5e3077c5818fa3c079d967c4beaa9eddb7662c1490160ec77203b074f309fc5e&

[hasty hawk]

actually its a bit less than 22 hours

Either 22 hours or fork $50 for the update

[pale silo]

math aint mathing

[hasty hawk]

Wait timezones

yea 27 hours then

[pale silo]

im avoiding timezones

my current time to the time it releases at my time is 27

[still bluff]

skill issue it's only 23 here

[pale silo]

if you assume 20 hours in a day yes

[lean relic]

https://tenor.com/view/paypal-30000-arknights-arknights-end-arknight-endfield-gif-8615212440352069827

[lean relic]

Let's remove "000" here
(Yeah there was sequel version)

[unique sky]

what time does the update release ( dont mind any timezone )

[arctic cliff]

.

[unique sky]

tysm

[lean relic]

God
the endless question
can we forward that pin to #mod-announcements

[mighty geyser]

no

that would be too easy

[vivid hemlock]

🦒

[mighty geyser]

why is the giraffe emoji in particular so cute

he looks like a little plushie

[lapis oak]

because it has been KILLED and TAXIDERMIED

[mystic eagle]

Brainstorm for $30k

[woeful yarrow]

Yooo

When the exact hour the update will release

[hasty tangle]

[thorn vine]

Hey guys, what time is the update supposed to come out?

[grave geyser]

[lean relic]

HELP

[jovial jasper]

which class are yall using for the new update

I might go melee

[fathom girder]

Mage, personally

Though I'm flex classing

primary mage, maybe melee secondary

[spiral bloom]

hi gang

[mystic eagle]

Probably not going to care much about the classes

[trail brook]

sup

[spiral bloom]

never tried rouge b4 so rouge for me

[trail brook]

Use stealth strike only

[thorn vine]

Will the addon for whips work on the summoner?

[grave geyser]

classes are myths made up by big terraria to sell you more playthroughs of their video game

[half lava]

Good

[spiral bloom]

the idea of waiting to charge is kinda uncomfortable for me so i coudnt get into it

[trail brook]

[mighty geyser]

minimalism is a myth made up by big small to sell more less

[crimson arrow]

uhm guys can I just login into a us vpn to download the update earlier than my timezone ? /s

[polar tide]

yes

[half lava]

thats not how that works

it releases the same time globally

[crimson arrow]

but thats how /s works

[lean relic]

Melee because it has most changes

[mystic eagle]

That's /j material

[half lava]

i dont know what half the indicators mean

[crimson arrow]

ok np

/s for sarcasm

[half lava]

yeah i gathered

[mighty geyser]

/s and /srs being different is the main issue with tone indicators

[deft lily]

I hate all of you

/j

[mighty geyser]

youre telling me joking is one letter but the first letter of serious is ALSO joking??

[novel granite]

Ranged 35 reworks, peak

[mighty geyser]

and serious is THREE letters??

FUCK you

[half lava]

[polar tide]

i love when people say something like "omg i love your art /pos" just in case you could have possibly taken "i love your art" to be negative

[stray jackal]

serious/srs sarcasm/s

[deft lily]

I love your art

[mystic eagle]

Did you know that sarcasm also has srs in the same order

[dusk bronze]

i love your art /neg

[crimson arrow]

/sac

[stray jackal]

but no one uses srs as sarcasm

[open arch]

My ‘tism’s gonna miss the little things like angling kits but honestly it’s not a bad thing they’re being removed. like did some guy way back when hook a scourge and get eaten??

[polar tide]

i love your art /threat

[deft lily]

'-'

[spiral bloom]

just narrate your words like youre the author of your life

[open arch]

stratussphere..

[mystic eagle]

That does not invalidate the grammatical fact

[spiral bloom]

"brainstorm tomorrow!" said Tsu with an excited tone in his words.

[open arch]

also, big fan of the Caribbean Rum and Red Wine’s new buffs/debuffs. Are there actual numbers to crunch for the movement/jump speed bonuses?

[grave geyser]

nope their numbers are based on your character id

completely random

[open arch]

[terse dew]

brainstorm never

😈

[spiral bloom]

will they delay sunken sea till tmodloader 1.4.5

[wicked halo]

Brainstorm in approximately one to two business days.

[open arch]

brainstorm yesteryear

[wicked halo]

Idk.

[open arch]

warbond tomorrow

[hushed hazel]

brainstorm in 26 hours and 2 minutes

[crimson arrow]

cd calamityLatest git rm -rf . git commit -m "there is no update" git push origin main

[pulsar torrent]

you are taking too long

[sacred thistle]

what time does the update out come out for the UK

[pseudo vector]

11pm

[fathom girder]

I changed my computer date to 2/7/2026 why isn't the update out yet

[sacred thistle]

ly and ur music unc and ty

[grave geyser]

clue

[pseudo vector]

no way bro just called me unc

[fathom girder]

unc(respectful)

ig

[sacred thistle]

i call everyone unc dw

[crimson arrow]

I changed it to 2035, downloading Terraria 2 already

[fathom girder]

you mfer

[sacred thistle]

even thought i js bought me a 2005 camcorder

[fathom girder]

way ahead of me

[arctic cliff]

you have been an unc to me ever since the AA days

[pseudo vector]

again it might come out a bit later cuz of tmod / steam workshop n stuff

[pseudo vector]

bro i was fucking 15 years old when i got onto aa for making music

[arctic cliff]

wait

[pseudo vector]

back in 2018

[arctic cliff]

hang on

[vestal osprey]

Tommarow...

[crimson arrow]

so its being pushed earlier but bottlenecked by tmod?

[pseudo vector]

i've been in tmod since i was a teenager dude LMAO

[arctic cliff]

no it just means that it might come out after 6 pm

dont hold your horsies ready

[crimson arrow]

🙁

[half lava]

by like 5 minutes

[arctic cliff]

in all honesty what you need to do is continously post "Brainstorm tomorrow" until you download brainstorm, even if that is well after the slated time release

[half lava]

brainstorm yesterday

[pulsar torrent]

im already 12:06 am bro

[pseudo vector]

also wdym hang on

[open arch]

Orbital Equilibrium my beloved

[arctic cliff]

yeah it checks out you are my unc

[pseudo vector]

i made orbital when i was uhhhhh
17

[agile vault]

darova

[pulsar torrent]

what time does the update out come out for moscow?

[crimson arrow]

cant we just reupload the trailer, change the text to 5th of february thus having it in just 2 hours? this way I dont have to use a vpn

[pulsar torrent]

прив

[crimson arrow]

or do I need to change windows location in system settings?

lmao

[agile vault]

ya dymau posle 18:00

[pulsar torrent]

спс бро

[arctic cliff]

<t:1770418800:f>

just refer to this

or the pins too

[pseudo vector]

if you're in moscow it's probably early on the morning of the 7th

like 2 or 3am

[pulsar torrent]

((

[crimson arrow]

upon hitting europe timezones, it does not really make any difference I guess

[dull heart]

the calamity standard timezone is EST

[pseudo vector]

cuz we plan on dropping at 6pm EST on the 6th and basically every country in time zones east of the uk is getting the update on the 7th

[agile vault]

но говорят что в 23 может быть

[pulsar torrent]

надеюсь

[pseudo vector]

its just the result of time zones being the way they are

[crimson arrow]

just use cosmo light lol

[hasty hawk]

Doesnt it use UTC tho?

[dull heart]

next time we should probably plan an earlier release time in the day

[hasty hawk]

wait nvm read it wrong

[dusk bronze]

yeah cus like
i'm in arizona and that's still 4pm

[pseudo vector]

uk is GMT i'm pretty sure

[half lava]

i mean for me specifically this works out really well

[dull heart]

a huge amount of the calmity fanbase is in the UK and Russia from what i've seen

[hasty hawk]

UK gets it at GMT, Universal Central Time or whatever its named

[pseudo vector]

(also people who are speaking russian plz speak english most mods can't read russian lol)

[hasty hawk]

and there its 23:00

[rancid pagoda]

UTC doesn't include daylight saving so no country uses it as-is

[pulsar torrent]

okay

[lean relic]

<t:1770418800:R>

[pseudo vector]

thank you

[unique warren]

Huh, interesting

[verbal bough]

BRAINSTORM TOMORROW

[west isle]

ik its called the brainstorm update but will anything be changed abt corruption

[verbal bough]

Adding on to this

[wide nova]

not in this update nothing major

[verbal bough]

I wonder if eater of worlds will get the same treatment later?

[misty wren]

not majorly

[wide nova]

it will

[west isle]

what at the non major stuff

[west glen]

Is this a small update ?

[verbal bough]

[crimson arrow]

better than 1.4.5, thats for sure

[west glen]

1.4.5 is pretty mid, only good qof

Qol*

[crimson arrow]

yeah its quite underwhelming

still happy they update it tho

[mystic eagle]

Small update GD 2.2 style

[tropic jolt]

😭

[unique warren]

1.4.5 is solid

[mighty geyser]

its pretty small yeah
(6000 lines of changes

[pulsar torrent]

last question: update will come in 6pm est?

[mighty geyser]

ya

[crimson arrow]

y

[pulsar torrent]

ty

[spiral bloom]

does dog's fight change much?

[mystic eagle]

Yes it says so in the pins

[mighty geyser]

yes

[mystic eagle]

It will get entirely reworked

[west isle]

what abt non major stuff

[spiral bloom]

that's cool

[mystic eagle]

The rework primarily takes the (sometimes) good parts from the current fight and cranks them up to eleven

[misty wren]

maybe some reworks to some of the items

i dont have the list on me and i dont ever use corruption

[unique warren]

Is it still a fight where you kinda have to learn to bait him

[mystic eagle]

I have no clue, I am rephrasing what has been told in my vicinity as I have yet to fight the new fight myself

[crimson arrow]

bait? It was usually dodging right before he bites you, no?

[unique warren]

I mean, you kinda have to bait his movement, at least I had to

Then again I had to practically nohit the boss because laser walls dropped me to 1 fps

[gleaming scaffold]

will they add murasama rework or not?

[misty wren]

no

[unique warren]

I don't believe so, no

[misty wren]

not yet

[unique warren]

Here ya go

Doesn't specify how each weapon is changing but it lists all of em

[vivid hemlock]

ask kirigpt and it will tell you

[unique warren]

[tropic jolt]

🤖

[gleaming scaffold]

Ty

[verbal bough]

fuck it, we ram dashing

[unique warren]

Nerfed next update tbf

[verbal bough]

Wait

If ram dashing is nerfed then...

[crimson arrow]

gpu dashing

trust

[verbal bough]

Infurnium dog

And yharron

And old Duke

Annnnd thantos

[fathom girder]

Calamity doesn't balance in accordance to other mods

[verbal bough]

Oh I know

[fathom girder]

also it's more of a duration nerf than anything else

so the dash spam attacks I think will still be completely fine

[vivid hemlock]

lost iframes (iirc) and wont have ankh shield effects anymore (thats because it wont be in the crafting recipe)

[verbal bough]

Oh that's it?

[fathom girder]

yes

[vivid hemlock]

its not that bad

it just wont be as overcentralized as b4

[verbal bough]

fuck it, we ram dashing

[fathom girder]

yessiirrrr

in fact rams kinda got a buff

There's an alcohol and accessory that grant a damage multiplier to non weapon or debuff sourced damage

so you can make a ram build that nukes because it's funny

[unique warren]

I think imma do a gunslinger playthru for this update

Wait uh

Why is desert prowler in the wrong section there

[fathom girder]

hm?

[unique warren]

It's in rogue

[still bluff]

hmm i wonder why

[unique warren]

This is texanphobic

[fathom girder]

I didn't realize it got swapped either

lul

[unique warren]

I'll probably still use old hunter vanity when I do this tho

[west glen]

Lies

[still bluff]

small update yea

nothing's really changing

[vivid hemlock]

cant wait for someone to come in here tomorrow and say "why is my game changed"

[chilly nacelle]

is this the biggest update for calamity yet?

[fathom girder]

Yea

[vivid hemlock]

its the largest update in cal history

twice as big as cal 1.5 (current largest update)

[chilly nacelle]

what was the calamity 1.5 update called?

[jagged copper]

that was the draedon update

[chilly nacelle]

damn thats cool

[fierce hearth]

I'm probably gonna do a mix of melee and summon with some magic sauce if I feel like neither is feeling right for a given boss

[jagged copper]

and was also the last update to add a boss

[dull heart]

you also ignored there's a dash-specific alchohol too

that buffs dashes

[fathom girder]

I didn't know it existed

that's cool

[kindred night]

did someone say swag

hi! my name is hailey!

[fathom girder]

no

[kindred night]

oh

sorry

[half lava]

i can,

[raven quartz]

I started a world before the update was announced and I am at boc. Should I just restart for the new update or will I be fine on the world I am already on

[unique warren]

Hello again

[wild tinsel]

reset bruh

[unique warren]

You will be fine-ish

[surreal rune]

did the new terraria update really justify using anything new for early/hardmode mage

[half lava]

the only structure changes are the draedon labs

youre good

[woeful yarrow]

AAA

What is the exact hour of the release of brainstorm update

And most importantly

The add-ons will need a new compatibility patch?

[dull heart]

puins

pins

and yes addons will have to update

[woeful yarrow]

[unique warren]

Killing deck, perhaps

[knotty carbon]

yall know when the update dropping tomorrow (eu timezone)??

[unique warren]

If it's Souls DLC or infernum, those will be released immediately after the update does

WotG I have no clue

[knotty carbon]

damn

[dull heart]

pins

[knotty carbon]

could you ping me there ps

[unique warren]

It's the first pin.

[knotty carbon]

i just joined im a bit troubled

[solid turtle]

PFFFFFFFFFFF

[knotty carbon]

gng just pin me please

[woeful yarrow]

Shitty internet

[woeful yarrow]

Catalyst
Wotg
Infernum
Clamity addon
Hypnos
Goozma
Infernal eclipse API and Ragnarok mod

I have to wait another week to play then

[vivid hemlock]

didnt even call it hotog just goozma...

[unique warren]

Dawg

Cut down the mod list bud

[half lava]

why

[deft lily]

Infernal Eclipse of Ragnarok try to be balanced challenge (impossible)

[woeful yarrow]

Unbalanced or masochist?

[deft lily]

for what ive heard its extremely unbalanced

mainly the SOTS stuff

[woeful yarrow]

Shit 🗿

[deft lily]

-# though im ngl the boss rush is pretty fucking crazy

[woeful yarrow]

I thought It's balance

Because they use balancing mod

[deft lily]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcNOMmLLZbA&t=2669s

it didnt embed... rip

byeah i saw this and i was like
wtf

[woeful yarrow]

Wait a sec

February 7

Fuck time difference

[pseudo vector]

time zone moment

[woeful yarrow]

February 7... 1AM

[midnight marlin]

Yo guys somebody know update time?

[deft lily]

pin

[quiet skiff]

february 7 2am :(

[blazing totem]

the update will release when I feel like it.

[woeful yarrow]

I only excited to the weapon reworks

[deft lily]

L

[main estuary]

im just glad we're making the brain less shitty to fight

[fierce hearth]

I get it at 3PM

[main estuary]

alongside all of the cool reworks

[deft lily]

i already have access to the update (was auric tier)

[blazing totem]

i am scared of the update

[woeful yarrow]

I think the mod needs more endgame melee weapons

[fierce hearth]

I get it for free tho

[deft lily]

true

[pseudo vector]

i think its less so the mod needing more endgame melee stuff, it just needs more of the current endgame melee stuff to be viable lol

[deft lily]

it'd would sure be a shame if i posted it here...............................

/j

[fierce hearth]

Boss design moment

[main estuary]

most of the endgame melees are for a niche purpose

[tropic jolt]

[icy stump]

SOTS is a great mod but is unbalanced. It has a preboss accessory that grants 50% chance to lifesteal with critical strikes, or an accessory that grants 10% of attack speed and autoswing to all items

[fierce hearth]

It's hilarious how melee hostile the endgame is, all the bosses are glued to just out of melee range and spray so many projectiles that getting close to them anyway is a death sentence

[deft lily]

i see
yeah makes sense

and ik IEoR "rebalances" a bunch of them i think

[woeful yarrow]

[deft lily]

so that makes the problem even worse

[fierce hearth]

DoG is the last hurrah of melee

[icy stump]

Not enough

[woeful yarrow]

If that MODPACK wasn't masochist
I'm gonna send a random 1 month trial Xbox gamepass premium code

[fierce hearth]

Like you can do anything with melee weapons but it won't change the fact that the final 3 bosses are fundamentally bad for melee

[queen walrus]

Why don't they just port it to 1.4.5? It's not that hard.

[fathom girder]

uh huh

[mystic eagle]

For True Melee*

[woeful yarrow]

Tmod loader problem

[fierce hearth]

We got another rage bait

[hasty hawk]

[deft lily]

im ngl the only thing that interests me with that modpack is the boss rush, strangely enough

[fathom girder]

"Just port to tmod" motherfuckers when they learn about having to turn all the new features into things that don't crash when edited or tweaked by modders

[fierce hearth]

True, which is why all the kind of viable endgame melee weapons have mechanics specifically to compensate for the bosses they're up against

Lmao

[autumn cobalt]

can i ask you which mods should i play with tomorrow after the update? i dont wanna break anything. usually i use infernum, fables and wotg (other than calamity)

[blazing totem]

"it's not that hard" port it yourself you ungrateful worm

[deft lily]

0/10 ragebait

[fathom girder]

1/10 it got me

[half lava]

[fathom girder]

It's advised to not play it with addons

for now

[autumn cobalt]

so i just turn off all the addons?

[fierce hearth]

Skip infernum so you can experience the boss reworks, only QoL is usually the best choice for a big update like this

[half lava]

yeah

[deft lily]

you can yeah
no pressure obv but it is recommended

[fathom girder]

Though infernum is gonna update for it immediately, you'll wanna see the boss changes in base calamity

[mystic eagle]

Guess what? Most are properly balanced around that!

[autumn cobalt]

yea yea just asking, thanks :))

[deft lily]

👍

[mystic eagle]

Zenith too of course

[unique warren]

Dragon Rage D? Guh??

[mystic eagle]

The only reason it's in D is because it's absurd for Thanatos and Hearts
It's abysmal for anything else

[deft lily]

zenith my beloved

[modern rampart]

What exactly makes melee supposedly worse post-DoG? Having too much defense? Not needing ammo?

[autumn cobalt]

whats the thing you're waiting the most about tomorrow uupdate

[icy stump]

In some months True Copper Shortsword

[fathom girder]

Mage in general

[fierce hearth]

My point was that endgame melee needs to be built around the bosses, which guts the design flexibility (and arguably the identity) of melee because it needs to work against bosses that fuck over true melee, instead of bosses that still have some meaningful true melee strats

[fathom girder]

is what I'm waiting for

Can't wait

[mystic eagle]

For it to actually be tomorrow

[mystic eagle]

That's not even true

[autumn cobalt]

WDYM

[unique warren]

Damn that’s rough. If only they just gave it a spear attack.

[lusty orchid]

I can not wait for tokrorow

[mystic eagle]

You can still use varied amounts of accessories

[lusty orchid]

So many new things to explore

[deft lily]

brainstorm tomorrow!

[mystic eagle]

Hah, it releases on the 7th for me

[deft lily]

there, i contributed to the convo

😎

[icy stump]

Same

[woeful yarrow]

I think dragon bow need another attack mode

[lusty orchid]

Same 7 for me

[unique warren]

Like, this would fix true melee for the last couple of bosses

[lusty orchid]

Basically same day tho since we alwyas ahead a day

[vital drum]

When does the update get released , like is there any specific time zone drop time for it?

[unique warren]

Check pins

[woeful yarrow]

Pins

[lusty orchid]

6pm EST

[icy stump]

[wide wadi]

check pins

[vital drum]

thanks thanks

[unique warren]

And just make Dragon Rage ACTUALLY INTERESTING

[wide wadi]

check pins on the mother board check

[lusty orchid]

Dang everyone collided together to say check the pinsline 😭

[fathom girder]

"Just x"

"Just y"

NO

[wide wadi]

check the pins on my arduino board check

[fathom girder]

your ideas will cause problems

[autumn cobalt]

where you from?

[terse dew]

What if nothing happens tomorrow

wouldn't that be funny

[mystic eagle]

Central European Timezone, which has the update release at midnight

[terse dew]

😁

[fierce hearth]

We're taking Brainstorm away

[lusty orchid]

Merk

[lusty orchid]

What happened to ur role

[modern rampart]

True melee aint even supported in vanilla lmao

[fathom girder]

We'll have to brainstorm a solution up

[autumn cobalt]

im from italy...

oh no...

[deft lily]

insert breaking bad joke here

[unique warren]

It actually has pretty streamlined progression

[lusty orchid]

Ahh I like the way u think

[mystic eagle]

Why are you blue

[terse dew]

I was #nuked

[lusty orchid]

Yeah

[fathom girder]

It's because he can be placed there

[lusty orchid]

Wym nuked

[terse dew]

Nuked

[still bluff]

we killed merkalto

[terse dew]

🙄

[deft lily]

truth nuked?

[vivid hemlock]

SANS?!??!?!?!?!?!

[terse dew]

I couldn't be jaundice baby

[modern rampart]

True. Just gotta avoid most of the good weps and you're golden

[lusty orchid]

In the flesh or I guess bones

[unique warren]

Ehhh

[lusty orchid]

Poor merk

[unique warren]

Blood Butcherer and Rotted Fork are great

Volcano slaps, so do Night’s Edge and Dark Lance

[modern rampart]

Real melee fans start attacking offscreen enemies thru walls pre-boss

[unique warren]

Pre-mech boss is a bit tricky with using Adamantite/titanium spears but after that you get Excalibur and Gungnir which are fantastic

[dull heart]

not true... if i give a true melee weapon the ability to stun a boss forever i think it'll be good on them

[unique warren]

You use true Excalibur on plantera (very good), then horseman’s blade (not bad), then get starlight (actually really good)

[autumn cobalt]

what about a hug

[lusty orchid]

What is this thorfinn suggestion 😭

[autumn cobalt]

a hug for me

pls

[lusty orchid]

“I have no enemies”

I’ll give you a hug

[autumn cobalt]

ty man

[unique warren]

Honestly, a true melee spear would legit just make scal true melee very reasonable

Like, a moderately large spear

[lyric trellis]

Screen wide exo spear

[unique warren]

Lemme check how far Nadir goes for true melee hit

[vivid hemlock]

new biggest weapon sprite that dwarfs half of the bosses

[fathom girder]

It's just the DoG megasprite on a stick

[autumn cobalt]

so in the update

the dog gets like a new background?

[fathom girder]

yea

and a general rework

to not suck

[fierce nebula]

you're not getting reworked buddy

[unique warren]

I seem to have forgotten that calainity just cannot handle making large true melee weapons

For some reason.

[autumn cobalt]

NAAAAAAAAAAA

some guy told me yesterday

already finished tears

[lyric trellis]

Oh there’s Devil’s Devastation incoming lmao

[fathom girder]

Yeah

[autumn cobalt]

yea i saw that

so cool

[fierce nebula]

good rework

[fathom girder]

that thing will cover the entire goddamn screen it's gonna be nuts lmao

[unique warren]

The strongest spear in cal is fucking TINY???

[fathom girder]

Y'know

you can like.

move

and teleport

and grapple

[unique warren]

Holy message spam 😭

[modern rampart]

Sword 30x my size when?

[autumn cobalt]

srry :C

[cunning sequoia]

google exoblade

[fathom girder]

if a true melee weapon becomes too large, at what point does it completely negate the entire point of true melee

[autumn cobalt]

terratomere too

[fathom girder]

you're at the other end of the fucken screen

[autumn cobalt]

no just kidding, it was less bigger

[modern rampart]

Woa

[unique warren]

No???

[fathom girder]

The whole point of true melee is that you're there

in their face, doing damage

[unique warren]

Oh wow scal stays far away huh.

Yeah that just seems like a huge oversight

[fathom girder]

She directly attacks you

She does like to hover away but there are methods for her

[unique warren]

Yeah sure buddy

[fathom girder]

There's videos showing it being done

[unique warren]

Look I get it but Souls does this so well there isn’t an excuse

[junior tundra]

Is ravager rework coming this update?

[unique warren]

Nope

[fathom girder]

He got tweaked a little

His walls are solid :D

[unique warren]

They made him even more frustrating mostly

[dusk bronze]

holy collider

[fathom girder]

it got a size down in this update

what's your point

[unique warren]

Because the cal devs have no clue what they’re doing with true melee

Oh nice they designed a post-ML true melee weapon well- SIKE

[uneven vale]

Okay man

[cursive comet]

Approximately when should I expect the update?

[uneven vale]

If you have a way to fix that, you could lodge a formal complaint

[hoary edge]

aw hell no

[lusty orchid]

Check Lins

Pins

Can I just hire you guys to say check the pins for me 😞

[tropic jolt]

I want a true melee weapon the size of leviathan

[dusk bronze]

talking about current

[dusk bronze]

[unique warren]

It’s pretty clear that fixed screen bosses suck ass ngl

[lusty orchid]

Ok but it’ll do 10 damage per hit

[uneven vale]

Make a bot that tells us to do that whenever anyone asks anything lmao

[cursive comet]

Approximately when should I expect the update?

[uneven vale]

Bro

[dull heart]

pins

[unique warren]

What people don’t really realize about true melee is that even being like, 20 tiles away from a post-ML boss is pretty dangerous

[hoary edge]

"Walking PNG" boss sucks Uber Super Ass ‼️

[shut ridge]

If I made a world rn and used the same seed to make the same world in 2.1, it would generate normally right?

[uneven vale]

No, we get that. Just ask for another lance.

[unique warren]

No reworked Draedon labs for you but otherwise fine

[lusty orchid]

Did I not just

Answer your question

[mystic eagle]

Also the shimmer structure on the surface and the rox shrine

[lusty orchid]

bro calamity mod users vs reading 😭😭😭😭

[unique warren]

True

Is rox shrine anything other than just for vibes tho

And ig being able to spot it easier

[shut ridge]

So reusing an old seed wouldn't work even if I created the world tomorrow on the update day?

[dusk bronze]

and the big hive changes

[unique warren]

Uhhhh

I mean you won't miss out on much anyways but wdym

[mellow spade]

[shut ridge]

Like, ok I made a world today and I am wondering if I make a world tomorrow with the same seed the new content would generate just fine right?

Or can I not use the seed I made today (previous version) to generate a world tomorrow for the update

[inner timber]

i dont think labs affect worldgen that much so it might be the same seed overall?

[mellow spade]

Brainstorm is arriving <t:1770418800:R> (will dynamically update)

[shut ridge]

That's what I'm thinking but I just wanted to make sure

I'm just assuming that the new labs would just generate over the old ones and the new roxcalibur shrine and shimmer structure would generate over vacant space (like they would in a new world)

[unique warren]

Yeah I think that is true

[shut ridge]

W

[proper owl]

is yharon getting the resprite in the brainstorm update?

[lusty orchid]

No

Dude u asked this before

[proper owl]

bro

i need comfirmation

[wicked halo]

No. No there won't be.

[proper owl]

when is it getting added

[wicked halo]

Fuck if I know.

[proper owl]

why am i even asking ts

[dusk bronze]

when it's done

[autumn cobalt]

fair

[unique warren]

Do we even know how many frames it has rn

[autumn cobalt]

frames?

[dusk bronze]

no

[unique warren]

Animation frames

[autumn cobalt]

ohh

well i dont think so

i saw a resprite once, dont even know if it was official

[unique warren]

To my knowledge, this is what they’re going for

[wicked halo]

Yharon's resprite won't be in game this year that's for sure.

[unique warren]

This sprite seems semi-finished or at least smth of the sort but it’s, again, only one frame

[autumn cobalt]

the one i saw was pretty similar, without armor picies

[wicked halo]

Since it will also come with a rework.

[autumn cobalt]

pieces**

[dusk bronze]

this is the current version yes

[dusk bronze]

whar

[autumn cobalt]

whoever draws the sprites

[unique warren]

Here’s the older one that you are likely referring to

[autumn cobalt]

they're cooking

[dusk bronze]

true

[autumn cobalt]

since 2017

[unique warren]

I believe

[dusk bronze]

but wdym a version without armor

[olive kernel]

damn he’s like a dragon

[autumn cobalt]

this one

literally

[unique warren]

It’s a lot less armor

[autumn cobalt]

he is

[lyric trellis]

Some sort of Dragon

[dusk bronze]

it's... more...

[autumn cobalt]

you think

[olive kernel]

like a dragon: infinite wealth, even

[unique warren]

Like a WHAT?

[autumn cobalt]

they'll modify his nature?

[olive kernel]

ok at least somebody gets it

[dusk bronze]

like a rework?

yes

[autumn cobalt]

yea but

changing the lore?

[unique warren]

This has truly been our yakuza: like a dragon

[dusk bronze]

nop

[wicked halo]

No they won't change the lore.

[dusk bronze]

lore will be the same

[wicked halo]

Just reworking the boss and a resprite.

[autumn cobalt]

that seems cool

[dusk bronze]

unfortunately the spriter (dia) is busy with other stuff rn

[autumn cobalt]

is he the only one who draws sprites?

[unique warren]

The worst part about mod devs… no slavery..

[dusk bronze]

the old sprite from like 2017 was made by nitro

[lapis oak]

(having fun)

[dusk bronze]

no there's a few

[unique warren]

It’s really hard for multiple people to sprite one thing iirc

[autumn cobalt]

cool

[unique warren]

Style clashes and shit

[dusk bronze]

wait

if nitro left, who's gonna finish signus

[dull heart]

what people don't realize about true melee is

we need cosmic jousting lance

nitro isn't spriting signus

[pulsar cobalt]

hold up his cooking is fire?!

[dull heart]

idt

[icy stump]

With the godslayer armor dash would be peak

[vestal osprey]

It must be able to one shot the exo mechs and scal with enough speed or else its not a true jousting lance

[dull heart]

Dimensional Drive + jousing lance yeah

[unique warren]

Yeah true melee is very ram dependent isn’t it

[dull heart]

plus auric repulser panels

[proper owl]

It looks so good

[dusk bronze]

is the resprite gonna be redone it's kinda old as fuck by now

[unique warren]

It still looks really good

[dull heart]

the resprite looks fine

[autumn cobalt]

you know what would be cool

[frank shadow]

what time will the update be released?

[icy stump]

Pokerface was doing Signus

[autumn cobalt]

the shadowspec toilet

[dull heart]

its also still being worked on (slowly)

[dusk bronze]

[pliant sparrow]

is there a calamity bible of all changes that are coming

[dusk bronze]

nice

[pulsar cobalt]

pokerface was animating it

nitro only supplied its base sprite

[dull heart]

yes but not avaliable to th epublic

[dusk bronze]

i see

[dull heart]

ah

[autumn cobalt]

in pinned messages, not really a bible btw

[unique warren]

#changelogs has some, and this channel’s pins has some more

[icy stump]

Some time ago Pokerface posted it on twitter

[unique warren]

Tho changelogs isn’t necessarily accurate, per se

[hidden belfry]

Signus looks like

[unique warren]

Signus is honestly one of the hotter cal bosses

[vestal osprey]

None can compare to brimstone elemental

[mighty geyser]

[vivid hemlock]

.

[unique warren]

She’s kinda mid

[mighty geyser]

not that i disagree but thats a very random thing to drop in the middle of conversation

[mighty geyser]

you have terrible taste

[unique warren]

Maybe when I see her resprite

[deft lily]

[vestal osprey]

She made of brimstone lava

[vivid hemlock]

[unique warren]

Okay that is

[frank shadow]

For some reason, in the pinned posts it says that the update will be released on February 7 at 2 am. I understand everything, I am on Moscow time, but it’s not a day difference.

[mighty geyser]

wait cooking

[unique warren]

The message updates depending on your time zone

[frank shadow]

I know

[dull heart]

yes it is, it's 6pm est

[unique warren]

Yeah it’s late in the day

[dull heart]

which is 2am at your time zone

[fathom girder]

He defies reality

timezones be damned

[hidden belfry]

Agre... Agreed

[deft lily]

the hottest boss in cal is-

💥

[fathom girder]

The hottest boss in Cal is amidias

[icy stump]

Providence?

[fathom girder]

Sorry that's a brainstorm spoiler I shouldn't have said that I-

[deft lily]

i shall not say

[unique warren]

We haven’t seen the brimstone elemental redesign other than we know she put clothes on right

[deft lily]

the lion does not concern himself with such things

[unique warren]

Seriously tho I fw this twink

[light granite]

does anybody know what time the brainstorm update is gonna be tomorrow

[icy stump]

Brainstorm tomorrow, in 24 hours

[unique warren]

PINS

[vivid hemlock]

this one is so old 😭

[thorny nacelle]

Just to be clear, the current DoG rework is still temporary, right?

[light granite]

thank you 👍

[unique warren]

I think the next rework will be far away

So long term but not final, I guess?

[vivid hemlock]

yes, the final rework will likely be tied with the distortion update

[still bluff]

this is the rework that will exist until distorting

probably

[lapis oak]

use the sword one for aura

[vivid hemlock]

thats scrapped

dummy

[lapis oak]

what...

[vivid hemlock]

you didnt watch the newest calcast?

[unique warren]

😳

[lapis oak]

it's not scrapped

[vivid hemlock]

cit or lilac confirmed the sword got scrapped its getting replaced

[lapis oak]

no?

[unique warren]

Sword?

[lapis oak]

CIT didn't say anything about scrapping it's just Lilac

[vivid hemlock]

so

i said the word or

[brittle glade]

when is the update?

[hidden belfry]

Hot

[vivid hemlock]

pins

[hidden belfry]

Uhh

[vestal osprey]

24 hours

[dusk bronze]

[unique warren]

THATS WHAT IM SAYING

[hidden belfry]

YEAAHH

[brittle glade]

ty

[vestal osprey]

Yall also sleep on Providence

[vivid hemlock]

no

shes is literally a bunch of rocks

[versed heart]

And crystals and fire

[wise bolt]

idgaf about porvidence

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458428222061936652/1468706874504253563/worm_activity.gif

[versed heart]

I mean literally speaking Prov's probably super hot, but that's not what we're talking about

[vestal osprey]

Yall have the attitude of weakness

[unique warren]

Okay hear me out

[vivid hemlock]

No.

[split ginkgo]

Fat motherfucker

[unique warren]

This is peak masculine form, tho!

[autumn cobalt]

he is

dead

[vivid hemlock]

that is a dead carcass filled with mushrooms 😭

[autumn cobalt]

yea

ready to eat your intestines

[wise bolt]

r we seriously doing hear me outs with bosses

[autumn cobalt]

so...

[icy stump]

Maybe... the perfect one?

[autumn cobalt]

HEAR ME OUT

[vivid hemlock]

the people here are crazy

[still bluff]

jesus

ok

stop

😭

[vivid hemlock]

THANK YOU.

[unique warren]

What if I locked you up

And I put you in a perfect cell

[autumn cobalt]

ok :C

[lapis oak]

@vivid hemlock u need to read CIT's comment too

[vivid hemlock]

this fuckig shark...

[split ginkgo]

This is cut not cmt

[icy stump]

(reference to old lore)

[hidden belfry]

Wait... If that's a carcass, how does the alive one look????

[vivid hemlock]

sunken sea enemy

thats not in the game yet

[unique warren]

Also nice pfp I’m reading that rn

[vivid hemlock]

nor designed

just a big crab

[unique warren]

Wait fr???

Would that not have to be at least a miniboss?

[vivid hemlock]

no

[autumn cobalt]

hear me out

[icy stump]

Thanks!

[wise bolt]

okdeadass

stop

lol

[vivid hemlock]

crabulon is fucking massive and is a bloated carcass

[deft lily]

yeah you guys are being weird

[unique warren]

Yeah we playing this out fr

[deft lily]

please stop

[vivid hemlock]

its NOT a good metric for what the normal size is

[autumn cobalt]

just joking

[hasty tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/dawn-majora-finalday-gif-9607331

[unique warren]

Yeah but even half size would be rlly big

[lusty orchid]

What’s happening

[tropic jolt]

[hasty tangle]

late again but whatever

[vivid hemlock]

im trying to talk here and these freaks have been doing hear me outs for like 8 minutes 😭

[vestal osprey]

Tomorrow

[wise bolt]

u were already told 2 stop

[icy stump]

Less than 24 hours

[wise bolt]

so stop. ty

[vivid hemlock]

way smaller

[deft lily]

doing "heart me out" shit

[alpine rivet]

do you know at what time tomorrow?

[wise bolt]

joking or not

[deft lily]

there are minors in this discord server

[dusk bronze]

[lusty orchid]

Ah

[still bluff]

24 hours

[unique warren]

That’s not how bloating works.

[autumn cobalt]

okkk didnt mean to embarass anyone

[still bluff]

brainstorm in 24 hours (or now for $50)

just saying

[autumn cobalt]

just trying to be funny and friendly

[tropic jolt]

I can’t belief yahrim is 23 hours away

[alpine rivet]

but 6pm of what country?

[vestal osprey]

No

[wise bolt]

ur not embarrassing anyone but urself ,

[vivid hemlock]

thank you but that doesnt change anything, they werent that big in the first place

[dusk bronze]

just keep in mind the server is 13+

[unique warren]

Even bloating to twice your actual size is pretty much impossible

[mighty geyser]

brainstorm is TOMORROW

[hoary edge]

Brainstorm Tomorrow ‼️

[unique warren]

And how did they get that big?

[lusty orchid]

If u were asked to stop

It’s better to just stop

[deft lily]

^

[autumn cobalt]

okok sorry

[deft lily]

thanks

anyways

brainstorm tomorrow!

[rigid elbow]

smn knows the time upd will release?

[still bluff]

24 hours

god

read pins

[unique warren]

CHECK PINS RAGGHHH

[dusk bronze]

hhhhhhhhhhh

[lusty orchid]

Fluffy can we put a bot

[shell sapphire]

[lusty orchid]

That any question has a bot answer read the pins

[autumn cobalt]

depends on your country, check pins

[split ginkgo]

Brainstorming be brainstorming

[wise bolt]

update talk slowmofde

[tropic jolt]

I don’t think most discord users even know what pins are

[still bluff]

every time a message has the word "time" in it it replies them "read pins"

[lusty orchid]

LMAOO

[icy stump]

We need a message in Announcements or something similar

[rigid elbow]

mb i didnt think it would drop on midnight

[deft lily]

time

[lusty orchid]

I like that

[dusk bronze]

PLEASE

[split ginkgo]

I've already brainstormed too much I got a runny nose from all that

[lusty orchid]

time or when

[split ginkgo]

Dinnae

[unique warren]

Ok but 5 seconds wouldn’t be bad rn, maybe 10-15 after release?

[hidden belfry]

Dude that's like 9.24002637 terraria's!

[vivid hemlock]

i can see it very easily being just a very stretched out broken shell with 95+% of it being the glowing mushrooms

[vestal osprey]

23 hours and 50 minutes

[unique warren]

Okay so it’s just a boring ass small crab

[hidden belfry]

💔

[unique warren]

[vivid hemlock]

Okay?

[still bluff]

that wouldn't help people open the server and go to the most relevant channel to ask this instantly

[unique warren]

What’s even the point then

[vivid hemlock]

what point

[still bluff]

you could buy 2 silksongs with that!

[hidden belfry]

EXACTLY

[unique warren]

Uninfected crabulon

[icy stump]

True

[unique warren]

And it looks absolutely nothing like crabulon

[hidden belfry]

Uninfected crabulon probably looks like the boiled crab they use to make that huge seafood feast

[dusk bronze]

[tropic jolt]

what if uninfected Crabulon is actually a jungle mimic

[vestal osprey]

Made by jungle edwin

[wide wadi]

guys what if calamity updated tommoaryuw

[vivid hemlock]

It's a normal animal not a dead body controlled by the fungus of course it wouldn't be that big theres no way those could be naturally occuring 😭 also how could they escape the sunken sea if theyre that fucking massive then

[hidden belfry]

THE MIMIC!!!

[lusty orchid]

It was difficult to put the pieces together

[unique warren]

And it also looks nothing like crabulon.

[autumn cobalt]

wasn't crabulon a normal creature?

[unique warren]

It is a crab and that is where the resemblance ends

[vivid hemlock]

yeah

[lusty orchid]

Iirc it was

[unique warren]

Might as well be the vanilla crabs.

[lusty orchid]

But the fungal infection took it or something

[dusk bronze]

it used to be a hermititan probably

[split ginkgo]

So many people dont gaf and ask "When sso? When BRAINSTORM???? THIS IS TAKING SO FUCKING LONG I'M LEAVING BECAUSE FUCKING EVERYTHING IS LONG AT ALL!!!!!!!"

[modest vortex]

has the update been released yet?

[deft lily]

insert crab rave here

[split ginkgo]

People have lives outside of internet

[dusk bronze]

new copypasta

[dusk bronze]

[split ginkgo]

LMAO

[hidden belfry]

Elite ball knowledge!

[mighty geyser]

arent they literally called hermititan
and described as giant crabs

[vivid hemlock]

Yeah

[autumn cobalt]

yes

[vivid hemlock]

but they arent that big

[deft lily]

oh this emote exists here

nice

[dusk bronze]

hermititans are like
coffee table sized

[deft lily]

i can use it

[unique warren]

And they’re… 20x smaller than crabulon?

And they’re so called titans

[vivid hemlock]

because crabs arent that big?????

[deft lily]

mr squidward

get back to work

[unique warren]

Dude is a bee as big as queen bee

[autumn cobalt]

well, crabulon is certainly not like dog, but he isnt even small

[deft lily]

🦀

[unique warren]

Is there a bee that big in real life

[hidden belfry]

🦀

[autumn cobalt]

hope not

[mighty geyser]

if the crabulon resprite like

[hidden belfry]

Oh god no

[autumn cobalt]

is crabulon getting resprited?

[vivid hemlock]

yes

[mighty geyser]

clearly shows that the crab corpse has basically exploded from mushroom growth within

[dusk bronze]

Eventually ™

[unique warren]

This is so unrealistic. Clams don’t get this big!!!

[mighty geyser]

and that the mushroom is now way bigger than the actual shell

i can see a size difference like that

otherwise

[deft lily]

crabulon is like
the least of the devs priorities atm i think

[vivid hemlock]

that wasnt even my point

[autumn cobalt]

thats a crazy detail

[vivid hemlock]

what i meant was that its a titan compared to other crabs

[unique warren]

I don’t think that’s even like

Bigger than the largest real life crabs

[autumn cobalt]

yea no i was asking bc someone was talking about it and i didnt hear it from anybody

[vivid hemlock]

those are all long and skinny

[unique warren]

Okay I guess but it’s terraria

[deft lily]

no worries

[unique warren]

Coffee table size ain’t that big

[hidden belfry]

I don't think chicken nuggets drop from genuine dead birds chat

Yharon unrealistic!!!!

-# example

[fathom girder]

Why does the BOWSTRING not get DRAWN BACK WHEN FIRED

[unique warren]

Spirit longbow from souls mod (Fargos can’t stop winning!)

[autumn cobalt]

i mean, its pretty big, and he is a fire chicken so... around 700 chicken nuggets would be realistic

he cooks himself

[versed heart]

Coffee Table? Americans really use anything but the metric system

[hidden belfry]

I mean, fair enough

[dusk bronze]

[grave rock]

ok my question would be was crabulon always this big

[autumn cobalt]

would that make him an employee or a job giver

[vivid hemlock]

no

[autumn cobalt]

like the boss of mcdonalds

[unique warren]

APPARENTLY he was coffee table sized originally which makes no sense but just trust it

[grave rock]

did the mushrooms make the crab corpse grow (?)

[vivid hemlock]

thats not even a

official source

[autumn cobalt]

you think

[unique warren]

No one has refuted it thus far

[autumn cobalt]

crabulon is

like

edible

[unique warren]

Why do you message like that

[autumn cobalt]

like the mushrooms

[grave rock]

probably? its a lot of rotting flesh tho right

[autumn cobalt]

like what

[urban star]

What time does the new update release

[unique warren]

Like

This

[dusk bronze]

[grave rock]

and glowing mushrooms seem to hallucinogens

[autumn cobalt]

[vivid hemlock]

okay back to the original argument it doesnt matter that uninfected crabulons are a thing because crabulon is the opposite of normal

[mighty geyser]

farming message count 💪

[autumn cobalt]

if bothers you i can stop, sorry

@urban star check pinned

[unique warren]

It’s fine I just can never see why people text like that

[fathom girder]

It's to emphasize certain words or phrases

[autumn cobalt]

i dont know, i just do it lol

[urban star]

Alr

[unique warren]

Yeah but that’s ridiculous

[urban star]

Ty

[vivid hemlock]

in what way

[autumn cobalt]

np ^^