calamity-update-talk

[novel granite]

I like charging weapons

[grave rock]

Wuts bangles

[placid kite]

isnt that exactly a generic beam

[dull heart]

mage now has actual weapons and accessories in prehardmode!!

[dusk bronze]

reworked

[pseudo vector]

and then frigidflash bolt in early hardmode is fucking nutty

[placid kite]

oh wait accessories

[spark kiln]

early hm mage sucks

[placid kite]

i didnt know yall added new ones

[pseudo vector]

actually annihilates the destroyer

[spark kiln]

especially since they nerfed the only good weapon (slithering eels)

[dusk bronze]

not anymore
see: frigidflash and shpc

[main estuary]

i used the icicle staff 😔

[spark kiln]

i’ll never forgive them for what they did to my eels

[pseudo vector]

frigidflash bolt is the anti-worm boss weapon for early hardmode

[mystic eagle]

The Blue Whale in the room:

[spark kiln]

meaning?

[dusk bronze]

how glorious

[novel granite]

WHAT? NOOOOOOO

[mystic eagle]

Glorious End

[grave rock]

Since I wanna be using a lot of weapons....
Is there something in the game that rewards weapon switching, by chance

[halcyon seal]

Frigidflash got reworked?

[spark kiln]

glorious end is some bullshit

[dull heart]

mage didn't even struggle with that before tbh

[spark kiln]

my guy it’s been like years atp

[novel granite]

What is glorious end?

[main estuary]

how does glorious end even cook

[dull heart]

Go my tome of infinite wisdom

[halcyon seal]

Donor weapon

[grave rock]

Like universally switcjing between weapons

[halcyon seal]

You max out your bulk

Post-Deus you get hide on

[distant raft]

on hit: hit yourself

[halcyon seal]

Some rogue armor

And then done

[dusk bronze]

become the missile

[mystic eagle]

So called support weapon

[pseudo vector]

it got reworked and is honestly one of the most enjoyable mage weapons of early hardmode now

[distant raft]

future doc better write that down 👀

[dusk bronze]

half of the doc will be deleted in 29 hours 💔

[dull heart]

CD leaking...

[placid kite]

what doc

[dusk bronze]

we already know it's reworked

[fathom girder]

CD leaked

kicked fromd evtea mmmt

[pseudo vector]

[mystic eagle]

It's right above the message y'know

[dusk bronze]

calamity fans when reading

[placid kite]

[halcyon seal]

CD executed by the deep state

[dull heart]

i should make a weapon that makes you play a deck building game

[dusk bronze]

true

[mighty geyser]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NpAT_-mky8XjOf6HA5lOw3kNHjwwCSuaLwSlFU1ggB4/edit?usp=sharing

[dull heart]

Play clash Royale to hit the boss

[halcyon seal]

You should make a weapon that is Ars Nouveau Archmage’s Spellbook

[novel granite]

Im glad that all deleted weapons are actually bad

[dull heart]

Never played ars nouveau

[placid kite]

deleted

[dull heart]

I'm too oldhead for that

[halcyon seal]

Minus Elephant Killer

[halcyon seal]

It’s lowkey the most broken mod ever but it’s probably chill

[solemn crest]

PLEASE don’t add MK

[dull heart]

I have considered receiving elephant killer

[dusk bronze]

major spelling mistake

[mystic eagle]

Tell me, why would you kill elephants?

[mighty geyser]

shouldve been in cau for the minecraft server

[mighty geyser]

its so crazy

[dull heart]

So was ars magica so it fits

[novel granite]

I hope ranged doesnt get sidelined like in vanilla

[mighty geyser]

godly combo with dimdoors though because you can get the 5 bajillion blocks back home with infinite flight spells after falling into limbo

[grave rock]

Does calamity have mtg reference or is there no overlap between mtg players and cal players

[mystic eagle]

Add Meta Knight to Calamity Mod

[mighty geyser]

one second wheres the

[dull heart]

no idea

[halcyon seal]

That or you can make the Server Crasher 9000

[solemn crest]

Meta Knight fine. Mega Knight… please no

[dull heart]

My deck builder weapon would be based on chaos zero nightmare though sorry

[halcyon seal]

Or just say fuck it and automate every recipe known to man

[dusk bronze]

ranger is kinda peak this update

[halcyon seal]

I LOVE BURST I LOVE BURST I LOVE BURST I LOVE BURST

[mystic eagle]

Okay

Brawl Meta Knight is is

[novel granite]

I hope 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[mighty geyser]

gaze upon my mischief

[solemn crest]

[barren nacelle]

I think cal should have more mtg references

I think every mtg realm should be canon

[halcyon seal]

If I was fighting this guy I would be pissed off

[dull heart]

I think cal should have more of byleth's smash moveset in it

[blazing totem]

is there a weapon that's numberslop

[mighty geyser]

calamity should have every single hero's relic

[halcyon seal]

Doesn’t it already have 3

[barren nacelle]

I think calamity should have a gauntlet that does random bullshit and makes programmers miserable

[blazing totem]

just kidding i would never call cal numberslop

[mighty geyser]

and also the gun from fortune's weave

[barren nacelle]

I should donate to make a weapon like that

[halcyon seal]

Dao of Pow

[dusk bronze]

[blazing totem]

please dont

[mystic eagle]

Mage getting more than thrice the amount of love in 1 Cal update compared to vanilla in 10 years

[blazing totem]

i will be scared

even though i know NOTHING about code

[dull heart]

I think my dev item should be the entire Magika spellcasting system

[young notch]

This is so random but I support it

[barren nacelle]

I have terrible news for you Crabus

[novel granite]

Lol, idk why vanilla is so racist to mage

[blazing totem]

[dull heart]

(by 2.2 at the latest it'll have her entire special set in it)

[halcyon seal]

I should PayPal doze $2000 usd to add my donor item (change one pixel on the hellfire flamberg to bright pink)

[barren nacelle]

Doze didn’t you make that insane bullshit fully customizable weapon a while back

[placid kite]

wait are there new accessories for mage or just reworked some

[pseudo vector]

that one thaum reference mage weapon:

broken castor's gauntlet

[dull heart]

(2.1 already has weapons based on 3 of her specials)

[solemn crest]

I think calamity should remove knockback immunity

[pseudo vector]

that thing is fucked up bro

[mighty geyser]

using she/her for byleth... unfathomable based

[halcyon seal]

That exists?

[dull heart]

Gilded Proboscis is so funny because it literally uses the same frame data and everything

[mystic eagle]

Unironically Byleth's Side Special is the reason for the SSO DoG rework iirc

[dull heart]

No

[mighty geyser]

i genuinely dont get whats so complex about it 😭

[dull heart]

Byleth's side special

[novel granite]

If i would to donate for a weapon, i would add an Auric update for a septic skewer

[mystic eagle]

Okay fine

[pseudo vector]

you'll see when the update launches tomorrow

[mighty geyser]

ive used it

[pseudo vector]

you'll get to experience it for yourself lmao

[dull heart]

You should have seen my first proposal for a dev itm

[young notch]

I love Smash Ultimate but Byleth specifically is such funny inspiration

[deft lily]

brainstorm tomorrow

[dull heart]

It made that look tane

Tame

[deft lily]

kid named byleth down b:

[mystic eagle]

Doze what boss are you reworking with Byleth's neutral special

[placid kite]

isnt byleth side b that big slash

[mighty geyser]

subliminal fe3h messaging

[obtuse hawk]

hooray

[deft lily]

yeah it is

[mighty geyser]

areadbhar ‼️

[dull heart]

The weapon for her neutral special is Thread of Eradication

[young notch]

I just play Steve.

[dull heart]

ToE is fun

[placid kite]

thats coming this update?

[dull heart]

Byleth down B will be evil smasher but evil smasher isn't in 2.1

No

[placid kite]

aw

[dull heart]

that's not coming to cal

[dull heart]

Context

[mystic eagle]

I main Lucas for literally no reason

[placid kite]

a

[deft lily]

mario main here
f o r w a r d a i r e a l

[dull heart]

evil smasher low-key gonna be the best item in all of Calamity when it releases

[mighty geyser]

thats not how you spell aerial

[placid kite]

doctor mario main here
🙁

[deft lily]

I cant spell 2 day

[dull heart]

how many items have their own story arcs

[mystic eagle]

PK Freeze!

[deft lily]

condolences

[mighty geyser]

steve uptilt steve uptilt steve upti

[deft lily]

perish

[grave geyser]

rox

[tribal isle]

6 or 7

[dull heart]

Evil Smasher literally gets tempted by Satan

[placid kite]

[grave geyser]

top of the world to bottom of the barrel to finding a new place in life

[mystic eagle]

Hellborn forever bound to be broken

[deft lily]

tomatoe react him now

[grave rock]

Isnt evil smasher the altar item thats kinda sad

[dull heart]

yes

[grave geyser]

arbalest is that one rich asshole who never learns anything from season one to today

[dull heart]

no I mean

in-game evil smasher has a story arc

[fathom girder]

Is evil smasher finally worth using?

[mighty geyser]

do they know

[mystic eagle]

Grand Dad

[dull heart]

nope

[deft lily]

evil smasher lore????????

[grave rock]

What could be so interesting about Smasher

[dense sundial]

?

[dull heart]

!

[soft kayak]

when is the update again

[dull heart]

Pins

[mystic eagle]

Fractured Ark is implied to be the sword Yharim used a very long time ago, right?

[soft kayak]

TOMRORROW???

TOMORROW

WHAT

[obtuse hawk]

TOMORROW

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fathom girder]

brainstorm tomorrow yeah

it's real

[fierce nebula]

6-7

[urban cloak]

https://tenor.com/view/update-update-is-tomorrow-gif-2143560552895271969

[soft kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/kai-cenat-death-rocket-he's-fucking-dead-fire-gif-3374369764731506175

[dull heart]

Buy auric patron and you can play it today

[obtuse hawk]

backflips for brainstorm

[leaden bane]

Yo Guys! When tomorrow is the update dropping?

[soft kayak]

nah I'm waiting to play with my partner

[leaden bane]

Do we know?

[obtuse hawk]

6 pm est iirc not today (tomorrow)

[soft kayak]

tomorrow at 13 o clock

[grave rock]

67 might be the most annoying "joke" oat

[dull heart]

Pins

[leaden bane]

Thank you 💕

[dense sundial]

??? Since when

[soft kayak]

you don't know peak like I do

[deft lily]

brainstorm.. tomorrow!!!

[dull heart]

I got my 6 year old brother to stop doing it

[leaden bane]

Thank you 💕

[mighty geyser]

i mean

[deft lily]

win

[dull heart]

I just did it to him until he found it uncool

[mighty geyser]

there are a billion people who could have fought "the evil of this world"

[mystic eagle]

You did WHAT??

[dull heart]

I'd ask him over and over how old he was and then how old our dog was (7)

[mighty geyser]

it could be any old guy who fought eoc or smth

[obtuse hawk]

automatic 67 machine (9,000,000 rpm)

[deft lily]

lmao

[mystic eagle]

Doze how dare you make so many 67 jokes irl

[vocal kelp]

well how many times did it take? Around six?

[dull heart]

probably 20

[deft lily]

treason

[main estuary]

one more and it could've been 9+10

[soft kayak]

haha

[deft lily]

[soft kayak]

21

haha

hehe

heh

twenty one

[deft lily]

anyways

brainstorm tomorrow

[soft kayak]

you know what else is tomorrow

[barren nacelle]

Yeah this bullshit mage weapon

[grave rock]

When's Cal anniversary

[deft lily]

friday

[barren nacelle]

Brainstorm tomorrow

[deft lily]

June 1st

of this year actually

10 years

[dull heart]

I should finish this mod

[soft kayak]

GAY ANNIVERSARY

GAYVERSARY

is calamity mod woke...

[deft lily]

It looks neat

[deft lily]

always has been. always will be

[dull heart]

i originally was going to make that system for Doze's Calamity Weapon Overhaul vivid clarity line

but then I ascended

[soft kayak]

unfortunately I cannot support this mod anymore

I'm sorry guys

[dull heart]

DCWO has one more day left of its lifespan yall

[main estuary]

i had to read this more than once to make sure you weren't talking about calhaul

[deft lily]

?

[placid kite]

whats dcwo

[deft lily]

wdym ascended

[dull heart]

(became a dev)

[main estuary]

because i've never heard of dcwo

[deft lily]

oh

[placid kite]

oh the doze calamity weapon overhaul

[novel granite]

Brainstorm for 50$

[dull heart]

multiple of its weapon reworks are in Brainstorm in an improved capacity

[half lava]

[deft lily]

oh yeah doze. Suggestion for roots maybe

[dull heart]

Notably Violence and The Mutilator

[main estuary]

👀

radical

[barren nacelle]

Tf is dcwo

[dull heart]

Doze's Calamity Weapon Overhaul

[barren nacelle]

Oooooh

[dull heart]

I miss DCWO devil's devastation

That item was so fun

[barren nacelle]

More like Dozes Calamity Weiner Overhaul

Gottem

The DD looked really cool, I’m looking forward to what the official one will look like

I say that as if I can’t go and look

But my computer struggles to run anything rn 😭

[fathom girder]

Oh new DD is fucking insane

[dull heart]

DCWO devil's dev got me reported to the dev team lol

[deft lily]

Can you make it so summoning a boss overrides the natural spawn? If that makes sense?

[stray olive]

YO, what time will calamity update

[barren nacelle]

OH I REMEMBER THAT

lmao

[fathom girder]

if you haven't seen it yet it's probably the coolest melee I've seen yet

[dull heart]

Someone thought I was a rogue dev leaking concepts

[pseudo vector]

devil's devastation is nutty now

[mystic eagle]

[urban cloak]

first pinned message

[dull heart]

counterpoint: coldheart icicle

[barren nacelle]

Which I think is crazy is there like a formal punishment system for devs leaking

[pseudo vector]

the release time should probably be put in announcements

[fathom girder]

fabsol weapon reskin
respectfully ew

[vivid hemlock]

This is THE thing I've wanted to do for years.

[fathom girder]

Coldheart deserves more than that..

[half moon]

Do we know the approximate release time? Or is just tommorow

[stray olive]

ty

[dull heart]

Pins

[barren nacelle]

Genuinely itching to do it and then maybe we can lock back in for the website

[grave geyser]

[pseudo vector]

finally, the document will get cleaned out of all BS content

[dull heart]

No but literally it's colder

[urban cloak]

TRUE

future content doc can finally breathe

[barren nacelle]

So giddy to go and delete all of it

[fathom girder]

But the blood that spews from enemies isn't frozen

[urban cloak]

tomorrow will be a good day

[fathom girder]

my immersion

it's ruined

[dull heart]

Proof?

[main estuary]

jade is mentioned in the doc
is that like a new gem or part of the perennial revamp

[deft lily]

a glorious day

[fathom girder]

Erm I've SEEN it

[dense sundial]

You need to review the Arsenal melee reworks and go find footage of their source material from Armored Core 6

[dull heart]

what if it's like really tiny

Like snowcones

[dense sundial]

THOSE will be the coolest melees you’ve ever seen

Not to say DD isn’t cool

[fathom girder]

bro I don't wanna reinstall ac6 I'm busy playing elden ring

[polar tide]

Meow

[pseudo vector]

i'm lowkey nervous about tomorrow LOL

[dense sundial]

I didn’t say install

I said find footage

[fathom girder]

what if
I just really really don't like new coldheart

[pseudo vector]

big day for cal fans and cal devs

[urban cloak]

i get it yea

[deft lily]

yeah

I think itll be a good day tho

[polar tide]

Im nervous about yo mamaehhh my heart isnt in it this time

[fathom girder]

There's 100% going to be issues with the release but like. that's par for the course

[vivid hemlock]

i should do a funny and get rid of all of the bs stuff tonight

[barren nacelle]

Watch Lava Slimes break again this update

[pseudo vector]

nothing some good old hotfixes can't fix

[steep ibex]

Hi im excited too

[dull heart]

My favorite melee weapon rework isn't in 2?1

[vivid hemlock]

calm before the storm

[fathom girder]

yeah

[dull heart]

It's evil Smasher

My second favorite is gilded proboscis

And my third is Galileo Gladius

[polar tide]

Yo mama an evil smasher

[barren nacelle]

Ooooh dude new Evil Smasher is sooo awesome

It’s not in brainstorm tho? What’s the choke point

[dull heart]

I didn't finish it

[deft lily]

rip

[fathom girder]

classic

[fathom girder]

lmfao

[deft lily]

what the fuck

[mighty geyser]

you look like a slice of unattractive vegetables

[deft lily]

is that

[mighty geyser]

its evil smasher

[fathom girder]

It's smasher if he was evil

[steep ibex]

Ik its a pain in the ass but i am glad that so much is getting reworked

[fathom girder]

I'm crying

[deft lily]

🤔

[dense sundial]

Do you have a favorite new melee that’s not yours

[polar tide]

Yo mama a slice of unattractive vegetables

[fathom girder]

Why did that get me so bad lmao

[timid delta]

does any1 know which weapon class get reworked the most in the upcoming update?

[deft lily]

uno reverse card

[novel granite]

Melee

[polar tide]

I got yo mama bad

[fathom girder]

THIS is THE MOST REWORKED CLASS in CALAMITY

[polar tide]

Ok im tired now

[fathom girder]

aren't you married

[hasty hawk]

ranger

[polar tide]

AM I??? CAN I MEET MY HUSBAND

[hasty hawk]

melee is also quite the runner up iirc

[dull heart]

I haven't played with most of them tbh

[mystic eagle]

Melee

[dull heart]

Holy Collider is peak

Maybe that

[dense sundial]

Go play with the Arsenal ones

[pseudo vector]

THIS is the LARGEST UPDATE in CALAMITY HISTORY?!?!?! - CALAMITY BRAINSTORM UPDATE OVERVIEW

[dense sundial]

Like right now

[pseudo vector]

(45 minute video)

[dull heart]

I've used Auger yeah

[deft lily]

oh boy I can already see it

[hasty hawk]

Summoner is some months after Tmod 1.4.5, mage is soon™ and rogue is dead

[dense sundial]

It’s :perfectlybalanced: you know

[fathom girder]

Mura video, misses 60% of the content

[mystic eagle]

Amount of reworks per class

[steep ibex]

2nd monitor content

[mighty geyser]

holy collider is SO peak

[dull heart]

Auger isn't my type of weapon though

Mechanically not interesting to me

[novel granite]

Peak, cant wait

[timid delta]

Thanks!

[dusky ether]

[hasty hawk]

huh I thought we had far less rogue stuff

[ruby aspen]

What about true melee? Was thinking of it because it would be a different way to play, but am I not gonna get cool new weapons with that?

[novel granite]

Blissful bombardir

[dull heart]

Many weapons actually became true melee

[pseudo vector]

there's some melee weapons that have been turned into true melee

[ruby aspen]

Holy jesus it keeps getting better and better

We are so back

[fathom girder]

I don't think sticking to one class is the play though

like

[dull heart]

Yeah

[fathom girder]

I respect it but

[dull heart]

Sticking to one class isn't the play because stratus exists

[grim pecan]

title of the google doc going over every weapon for testing

[mystic eagle]

It got a ton of reworks in the early game

[fathom girder]

you'll probably have more fun experimenting with whatever you find cool in the moment

[polar tide]

Im so full from 5 separate brainstorm playthroughs for each class mmmm yum

[deft lily]

lol

[dull heart]

Oh yeah you made a doc, how many reworks is it

[ruby aspen]

I'm not doing one playthrough lol I'll use them all eventually

[grim pecan]

not counting your addtion of star beam rye, 175

[dull heart]

Weapons and accessories both?

[grim pecan]

yeah

[deft lily]

Wooooo

[hasty hawk]

indeed altho i thought I had only counted 20 things

[pseudo vector]

175 reworks in a single update is fucking insane

[dull heart]

Some of the 175 are new tbf

but yeah

175 new or reworked weapons/accessories

[mystic eagle]

217* you forget the ones not tied to a class

[dull heart]

?

[deft lily]

?

[barren nacelle]

My favorite reworks are the Stratus weapons

[dull heart]

Overall that's mine too

[dusky ether]

stratus?

[barren nacelle]

Stratus sphere return is so peak

[deft lily]

I like the order bringer a lot too

[novel granite]

The black blue ones

[pseudo vector]

pre-DoG has so many options now

[cunning sequoia]

sixty two

[barren nacelle]

Exodium + Lumenyl + Ruinous Soul

[dull heart]

I do like individual other items more than individual stratus items

[polar tide]

Entropic claymore 🤤 🤤 🤤

[pseudo vector]

you can beat his ass with at least 20 different weapons now i'm pretty sure

[dull heart]

But the way the set works together is SO GOOD

[deft lily]

real

[fathom girder]

Y'know, I'm still surprised that brainstorm didn't get fully leaked like mad by anyone

like damn

kept the most exciting update under wraps extremely well

[grim pecan]

50$

[dense sundial]

Has that changed since it was last shown

[barren nacelle]

They feel so much more connected design wise

[polar tide]

I would have personally hunted down the person responsible and blood eagled them

[spark kiln]

nobody is paying $50 to leak it

[barren nacelle]

Same with the blood flare weapons

[deft lily]

I agree

[fathom girder]

that could be why

[dense sundial]

I wasn’t particularly a fan of it when I saw it

[barren nacelle]

Claret Cannon I’m really fond of

[mighty geyser]

i dont think theres ever been a full leak of a beta build

[pseudo vector]

if someone did that, not only would i break all their bones but also auric patrons wouldn't get betas anymore

[cunning sequoia]

pay 50 dollars when the update releases to unlock super sonic

[fathom girder]

whew

rather high stakes

[barren nacelle]

Pay 50 dollars to play it right now

[misty wren]

the closest were the dog and yharon sprites werent they

[spark kiln]

i don’t think removing beta access is the right move

[barren nacelle]

I paid for auric the day the release date was announced

[polar tide]

If someone pays 50 dollars to ruin auric betas for everyone i will go beast mode

[cunning sequoia]

yharon got leaked constantly

[mighty geyser]

what would you even do then

just get rid of auric tier altogether atp

[pseudo vector]

its literally just "don't be a dumbass"

[deft lily]

^

[polar tide]

The solution is to require all auric patrons to enter a blood pact with caldev

[spark kiln]

it would be detrimental for both sides, cal team gets less $50 patrons and players don’t get beta access

[mighty geyser]

true

[pseudo vector]

and auric patrons have been very respectful

[mighty geyser]

mafia initiation ritual

[barren nacelle]

Tofu made me do that already but just because they wanted me to

[cunning sequoia]

unfortunately thats a relatively high bar for people on the internet

[barren nacelle]

Tofu owns about 12% of my soul

[fathom girder]

tbf the 50$ paywall filters out quite a few morons

[distant raft]

if i donate 49.99 can i have auric perms but not the ugly colour

[spark kiln]

well you said itd take one guy to ruin it for everyone

[mighty geyser]

want this so bad

[barren nacelle]

Yeah 50 dollars is a

[deft lily]

yeah I used to be an auric patreon and was very nice
now I am not
I am evil and malicious now

[barren nacelle]

Pretty good filter

[cunning sequoia]

worm

[mighty geyser]

i need brimstone role with auric perks

😭

[polar tide]

I dont think cdmusic literally has the final say on how caldev would proceed if an auric beta got leaked

[pseudo vector]

i would like to think that someone with enough money to donate $50 to a terraria mod would be smart enough to not be a dumbass about betas

[cunning sequoia]

i should have a unique role actually

[grim pecan]

untrue, CD music is the shadow government of calamity

[dull heart]

They'd get less betas* I don't think we'd stop the 7 day pre release

[novel granite]

Is Buzzkil Magnomaly cannon replacement coming this update?

[fathom girder]

spike it up to 100 dollar

[spark kiln]

guy who pays just to leak it

[grim pecan]

no

[pseudo vector]

ah

[spark kiln]

there are people that just want to see the devs suffer

[dull heart]

I mean if they get 5 people to pay them $10 for it..

[deft lily]

yeah its pretty sad

[polar tide]

Ozzatron is just a cdmusic sockpuppet. He isnt real.

[dull heart]

Ozzatron is short for CDMusic

[deft lily]

I knew it

[hasty hawk]

meanwhile auric tier 💔

[grim pecan]

i've never seen ozz and CD in the same room

true facts

[hasty hawk]

I have

[deft lily]

yep

[polar tide]

Think aboutcit

[dusky ether]

is big dog not a thing anymore

[misty wren]

i think i might have

nope

[misty wren]

why would i think about the shark

[tropic jolt]

ozzatron has 10 fingers (allegedly) and how many fingers does CDMusic have? probably 10!

[dull heart]

dang it I got snailed

[tropic jolt]

case closed

[dense sundial]

No

[deft lily]

Sprite was scrapped yeah

[pseudo vector]

big dog is not a thing anymore

[dusky ether]

just read that on the newsletter on calamity site

[deft lily]

very hard to work with and also HPU left the team

[hasty hawk]

🥀

[dusky ether]

unfortuante but it makes a lot of sense

[hasty hawk]

At least we still have cool rework

[dusky ether]

yes

[pseudo vector]

brainstorm dog my beloved

[deft lily]

[hasty hawk]

Yep a very fun fight

ty Doze

[dense sundial]

Wasn’t it still disliked for reasons other than just Being Big

[dusky ether]

i would greatly appreciate a fun reworked fight with normal dog then a dog the size of a skyscraper

[pseudo vector]

can we get a thank you doze in chat

[dense sundial]

Idr

[hasty hawk]

now rework exo mechs lmao

[deft lily]

Im going to privately message doze saying "thank you for making dog good"

Those who know

[pseudo vector]

for saving the devourer of gods

[mystic eagle]

Thank you @dull heart

[grave rock]

Thank you John Roots

[misty wren]

it wasnt exactly loved and it had other issues aside from just being big

but being too big was also a major deciding factor

[mighty geyser]

we NEED to respect the mousepads guys

we cant change this ancient ass design because of the fucking mousepads

[fathom girder]

Thank you doze for fixing DoG

[dense sundial]

I guess it’s not weird, then, that I was genuinely furious that big DoG was based on the album cover

[deft lily]

nobody laughed.. 😔
tragic...

[mighty geyser]

same -w-

[fathom girder]

it's just real

[dense sundial]

I didn’t laugh because of everything else that implied

[vocal kelp]

Ure real

[fathom girder]

like doze fixed the worst boss in the game

[deft lily]

fair

[vocal kelp]

Well we weren't like super mad about it we just thought it was fumb

Fumb

[dense sundial]

Well it was on top of everything else

[mighty geyser]

fee fi fo fumb

[misty wren]

i wasnt furious about it i liked the design at first but as time went on i started to enjoy it less and less

[dense sundial]

Fee fi fo fum, I smell the… uhh

[misty wren]

i smell the blood of a dumbass terrarian

[novel granite]

"Tasteless slop"

[steep ibex]

i think the 4 blue eyes should stay at the very least cuz dog pionerred that lowkey

[vocal kelp]

they need a wyrm on the calamity team so someone on there has the power of foresight

[dense sundial]

A big part of my hatred for it is that it’s not a new design at all, it’s just the same thing again and does not fix any of its problems

[vocal kelp]

Not quite related to design concerns but the nose on dog still makes us uncomfortable

[mystic eagle]

Call Mythra

[vocal kelp]

he could get a big rock lodged on there and have no way to get it out

[mighty geyser]

it does fix one of its problems

its readable

but only because its huge

[vocal kelp]

not really!

It gets more details because it's big

The current design is readable enough, it's a metal tube with greebles and decorations

[dense sundial]

And with that readability you can finally read that it makes zero physical sense

Like I can’t grasp what the tail is supposed to be

[mighty geyser]

genius!

[fathom girder]

oops

[fierce nebula]

MRBEASSTTT

[mighty geyser]

oh ok

[spark kiln]

i don’t really think that’s a design flaw

[fathom girder]

thanks mods

[mighty geyser]

mr beast please give me bitcoin

[fierce nebula]

Mrbest please give me 1 dollar

[misty wren]

mr beast please give me juckport

[dense sundial]

?

[fathom girder]

i hit the juckport 1$

[wide wadi]

[dense sundial]

💵 💨

[cunning sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-oh-my-god-slots-kasuga-ayumu-gif-10805219184153461857

[fierce nebula]

✅

[dull heart]

Thank the super smash bros team for including 10 fire emblem characters in ultimate

If they didn't dog would not have been saved

[fathom girder]

crazy butterfly effect

[mighty geyser]

i will never thank them for that

[spark kiln]

i don’t think the tail not making physical sense is necessarily a design flaw

[dull heart]

thank them for adding byleth to smash. this is not a request.

[misty wren]

thank the fire emblem team for making 10 characters

[dull heart]

true

[mighty geyser]

not because i think theres too many fire emblem characters but because its made the internet a fucking cesspit whenever fire emblem is brought up

[spark kiln]

it’s not like it was an accident

[dense sundial]

*Nintendo higherups for *forcing Sora Limited to add more Fire Emblem for marketing

[cunning sequoia]

mario

[vocal kelp]

actually it was sakurai who wanted fifty swords

[dull heart]

they should add Chen from endfield to smash ultimate fighter pass 3

[vocal kelp]

He himself went in and coded all fire emblem characters in a single day

[cunning sequoia]

they should add gex

[barren nacelle]

They should add me to smash

[misty wren]

how many...

[dull heart]

I still can't believe Rayman never got in

[cunning sequoia]

i can

[dense sundial]

They should add LLA Laser Lance from Armored Core 6

[fathom girder]

it's because they gave Rayman to brawlhalla

[dense sundial]

Just sayin

[fathom girder]

literally

[dull heart]

oh

[vocal kelp]

Ubisoft would prefer they add a rabbid

[mighty geyser]

i cant believe doomguy did get in

[hasty hawk]

They should add Magolor to Smash

[cunning sequoia]

because ubisoft are a bunch of assholes

[barren nacelle]

Maybe he’ll be in smash ultimate-er

[dull heart]

wait yeah I forgot brawlhalla

[fathom girder]

yeah it's really funny

[dull heart]

Brawlhalla Ori is SO SAD

Rivals*

[mighty geyser]

honestly crazier than sans but no one talked about it

[dull heart]

rivals Ori is so sad

[barren nacelle]

Brawlhalla is such an awful game

[hasty hawk]

true unfortunately

[cunning sequoia]

reminder that rayman doesnt interact with any mario character in the mario and rabbids dlc

[barren nacelle]

Never seen someone enjoy that game

[fathom girder]

marvel rivals ori..

[mighty geyser]

true!

[dull heart]

Rivals Ori is sad because it's too old to have Ori 2 combat and mexhanica

[lapis oak]

sounds just like Smash

[dull heart]

Banned

Smash is amazing

[deft lily]

killed

[lapis oak]

✌️

I only speak truth

[fathom girder]

Brawlhalla is a bastardization of the platform fighter genre

[mighty geyser]

hey jimmy get me a platform fighter with nothin

[fierce nebula]

Trove is the best platform fighter

[mighty geyser]

with nothin?

[tropic jolt]

[misty wren]

i didnt even know brawlhalla was a platform fighter

[fierce nebula]

Trove is the best trove type game 🫧 🦐

[fathom girder]

Yeah it's

[misty wren]

i keep confusing it with brawl stars 😭

[fathom girder]

technically a platform fighter

[cerulean remnant]

It's a platform on which you fight in . Duh

But to be fair all the characters in the game are the just the same model reskinned

[cunning sequoia]

tf2 is a platform fighter

[fathom girder]

which tf2

[cunning sequoia]

all of them

[fathom girder]

the good one or titanfall

[stone fiber]

Death

[fathom girder]

I like my games when they have actual servers thanks

Titanfall 2 servers mine as well not exist with all the errors they throw at a player

[misty wren]

time fart 2

[mighty geyser]

play my diesel knights

[eternal robin]

when you queue casual so u lowkey just signing up to watch hvh

[barren nacelle]

Titanfall 2

[fathom girder]

ew

[mighty geyser]

[misty wren]

is that even out

like in early access

[mighty geyser]

no

play my diesel knights

[cunning sequoia]

time fcuk

[fathom girder]

collect my pages or whatever

[wicked temple]

candy

i have candy rn

[cunning sequoia]

yk i never actually played time fcuk or gish

i wanna try all of edmund's games eventually

[mighty geyser]

SHARE

[mighty geyser]

[grave rock]

PLAY MY MOD

[mighty geyser]

Experience Calamity.

[cunning sequoia]

tasteless slop.

[deft lily]

tasteless slop

[mystic eagle]

tasteless slo

[cunning sequoia]

brainslop in 1 day and 4 hours

[fathom girder]

I can't wait to fight DoG and the new chat system turns him into a dating sim

[wicked temple]

oh true

[boreal edge]

@mighty geyser Shouldn't you be valentine octo

[deft lily]

😨

[wicked temple]

@lillian

Oh

Not in this server

[mighty geyser]

yeah i just forgor

[boreal edge]

Goldfish

[acoustic oriole]

at what time does the update release

[lapis oak]

this is all @boreal edge's faults

[deft lily]

the snack that smiles back

[boreal edge]

Thanks Kiri

[deft lily]

goldfish

[dull heart]

pins

[mighty geyser]

mean

[lapis oak]

double ping to show my great attention ✌️

[acoustic oriole]

noo thats 2 am for me

😭

[tropic jolt]

what does that emoji mean

✌️

[placid kite]

1 am for me

[modern rampart]

i think in context it might mean "two"? but i am not sure

[fathom girder]

Today in CUT we discuss the matters of

what did the ✌️ mean

[acoustic oriole]

is sunken sea gonna include any armor resprites/reworks

[modern rampart]

probably. but we don't really know yet

[dull heart]

Falae

That'd be Shovel Knight Showdown

[modern rampart]

seeing as how sunken sea is gonna be a while before it comes out

[mighty geyser]

peace sign

[hasty hawk]

I wonder what will come out first, SSO or me completing my masters degree?

[acoustic oriole]

2 years?

[fathom girder]

5 years until SSO

new largest update ever

[acoustic oriole]

yharim comes out in 8 years

actually scrap that yharim is cancelled

[fathom girder]

Yharim is getting replaced by a new villain

Gorp

[acoustic oriole]

gorp the ocean tyrant

[fathom girder]

Gorp, Lorp of the Gorpcean

[modern rampart]

Gorp, the Dogseeker

[acoustic oriole]

gorp gorps on a gorpkilling gorpsade

[west glen]

What time update

[mighty geyser]

sigh

[acoustic oriole]

📌

[wicked temple]

Oh

[orchid forge]

5pm???

[deft lily]

the next time someone asks when the update is im blowing up this server

[orchid forge]

wtf lol

[silk zenith]

its at midnight on saturday for me

[modern rampart]

3pm friday for me

[dusk bronze]

4pm friday for me

[placid kite]

Hmmm looking at the chart thing pre hm mage isn't changed alot right

[orchid forge]

can you link me this chart

[modern rampart]

thats also in the pins

[desert garnet]

when is the next update?

[dusk bronze]

💥

[dense sundial]

27.5 hours

[tropic jolt]

[hot knot]

one day

[dense sundial]

The one time we get a release date it’s already almost the date anyway

[tropic jolt]

its going to release 4 minutes late and this server will go into an open frenzy

[placid kite]

1650 minutes

Or so

[orchid forge]

ty

[main estuary]

you could say they're in cosmic disgust

actually is that astrageldons ost?

[tropic jolt]

phase 1 yes

[dull heart]

Not a ton, but the couple changes it has to accessories make it feel massively different

[stark quail]

update tomorrow!!!!

[south sable]

where can I see leaks

[stark quail]

uhh

[dull heart]

pins, #spoilers , #changelogs

[limpid grail]

though that's also not what leaks are

Everything shown from the update has been ok'd and intended to be seen

[versed heart]

People do tend to call any spoilers leaks anyways, and will continue to

[teal bone]

leak: lightspeed has a base damage higher than 100

[stray cove]

At what time will the update release and will it be compatible with the Infernum mod?

[distant raft]

check pins

[teal bone]

Pins for the former question

[stray cove]

oh thx

[main estuary]

the latter, probably not

[hasty hawk]

At a leaky pipe

[teal bone]

For the latter, inf should be compatible a few days later, BUT anything can happen

Could be less or more

[hasty hawk]

Tomorrow 6pm US time, as for infernum probably on Sunday

[limpid grail]

amazing image

[tropic jolt]

no leaks!

[modern rampart]

(the US has more than one time zone...)

[limpid grail]

again refer to pins

[limpid grail]

oh also hi shade :D

it's been a while since we've actually talked

[hasty hawk]

Shade: hello, it indeed has been an extremely long time. how has everything been?

[limpid grail]

just fine!

chilling

limbusing

monster hunting

writing

the usual

[mighty geyser]

no the fuck he is not

[hasty hawk]

i see

[limpid grail]

WOW ok gator racist

:/

[tropic jolt]

dont disrespect him 🐊

[lapis oak]

sa gi tta ri od

[lapis oak]

the leaker

[limpid grail]

yeha he's doing his best

[hasty hawk]

leak: There will not be any calamity whip in SSO or Brainstorm

[trail brook]

Nooooo

[deft lily]

ok thats it

[limpid grail]

damn i cant believe calamity devs hate whips

[tropic jolt]

🐊🐊🐊

[limpid grail]

😔

[deft lily]

💣

blowing up in 5

[teal bone]

[desert garnet]

[hasty hawk]

Yes it hates em so much they’re getting their own separate update and were excluded from SSO

[tropic jolt]

the EVIL calamity devs infected vanilla to nerf whip stacking and impose their reign of terror and wokeness

[south sable]

thats what I mean not like real leaks but spoilers I used the wrong word

[deft lily]

evil

[hasty hawk]

oh you’re a dev now

[south sable]

my bad

[hasty hawk]

hi

[teal bone]

Hi

[deft lily]

im secretly a dev
yharim is releasing in the year 2160 trust everything i say

[teal bone]

Ive been a dev for a while while you were active as well

[turbid latch]

Bro, after the update, we'll have to play without the Infernum mod, Fargos Souls. Can we use the other add-ons?

[dull heart]

not until they update

[trail brook]

The ultimate leaker

[dusk bronze]

cope

[lucid pine]

Is there a changelog yet or na

[hasty hawk]

oh now I remember, the pfp threw me off

[teal bone]

Yeah https://discordapp.com/channels/225030931008847874/369115362186231809

[lucid pine]

everyone is saying it's the biggest calamity update in its history so I am confused

[lucid pine]

ty

[dusk bronze]

what's confusing

[hasty hawk]

longest changelog for the update, full changelog tomorrow on the wiki since #changelogs is the tip of the iceberg

[lucid pine]

idk what the update has if it isn't just some reworks and overhauls

[lean relic]

yuh sorting the changelogs to exclude sso changes

[blazing field]

it has some new content too, but its mostly reworks and overhauls

thing is

[trail brook]

honestly i will wait for infernum to update because i DON'T want to fight any vanilla bosses they are garbage

[teal bone]

Depending on your definition of "some", I suppose it can be considered small?

[blazing field]

it's ALOT of reworks and overhauls

[dusk bronze]

it's basically just reworks and overhauls with some new gear and blocks

[teal bone]

I wouldnt however

[turbid rover]

hello everyone. I'd like to know if on tmodloader it's possible to "downgrade" mods ? I currently have a calamity run going on solo and with the 2.1 update I don't want my run to change.
I'd like to discover 2.1 with a friend in coop in a few weeks but if I can't downgrade I'll have to put off my current solo run which is annoying

[blazing field]

and it also has the most...

idk how to word this, the boss reworks that are by far the most different from any previous iterations in comparison to previous reworks

like

[desert garnet]

master wont have those terrible changes anymore

[lean relic]

Make a temporary modpack

[hasty hawk]

i believe they added such a feature on Steam workshop recently

[lean relic]

That will keep the version

[blazing field]

most boss "reowrks" before were jsut twekas to the same base from years ago

while BoC and DoG in this update are

[burnt matrix]

I didn’t know zavarski was a trial mod here waow

[blazing field]

"actual" reworks, if i can put it like that

[turbid rover]

tmod skips the mod update check if they're from modpacks ?

[dusk bronze]

at least fight boc, calclone, dog and scal without infernum

[teal bone]

they are essentially different fights with the same name and I expect that trend to continue probably

[turbid latch]

Why are you insulting other people's work? Personally, I would like to play with the bosses that have been changed.

[hybrid lotus]

yo does somebody know at what clock the new update will come?

[teal bone]

they are not indicative of their vanilla counterparts, similar to inf. This is not an inherently bad thing

[trail brook]

Yep i will turn infernum off once i reach every calamity boss

[dusk bronze]

you're allowed to insult calamity bosses

they were made by fabsol

[hybrid lotus]

same

[teal bone]

Yeppers, check the most recent pin

in this channel

[lapis oak]

not Calamity bosses only that got reworked

[hybrid lotus]

oh ye my bad 😭🤞

[dusk bronze]

one of the biggest reworks is brain of cthulhu

[teal bone]

All g 👌

[trail brook]

But i will not fight vanilla mechs and queen slime

[lucid pine]

is distortion what's going to be the main focus after SSO?

[dusk bronze]

understandable

[dusk bronze]

sso probably isn't the next update

fish hell burnout

[lucid pine]

what

[hasty hawk]

Mechs are no longer shit since many Fabsol changes got reverted

[blazing field]

We have no idea what's gonna be next after brainstorm im ngl

[turbid latch]

Without Fabsol, this discord wouldn't exist right now, calm down.

[tropic jolt]

🐟🐟🐟🐟🐟

[hasty hawk]

QS is shit tho lol

[deft lily]

cal devs are people with lives and feelings

[blazing field]

Devs are entirely reapproaching their plans and dev team structure

After brainstorm

From the looks of it

Reminder to what i told you in lore chat a while back

[dusk bronze]

don't care, fuck him

[trail brook]

iam talking about the fight what fabsol have to do with that

[halcyon seal]

A calamity discord would have existed with or without him

[grand lava]

do i have to do new world to play calamity brainstorm update or can i just update the mod then continue playing my save?

[blazing field]

I don't think braisntorm will have any worldgen changes

[teal bone]

Not entirely set in stone, you'll have to wait and see

[blazing field]

Atleast no major ones

save for uhh, draedon albs

[deft lily]

you can but youre better off making a new world

[dusk bronze]

you should start a new playthrough imo

[hasty hawk]

Fab made the fight worse by trying to rework Prime into Oblivion from Exxo Avalon

[halcyon seal]

Won’t it have the shimmer indicator?

[lucid pine]

yeah is there any biome changes?

[halcyon seal]

And abyss stuff

[blazing field]

Oh right that too yeah

there's some worldgen changes

but nothing suuuper major

draedon labs, shimmer indicator

[hasty hawk]

big hive

[arctic cliff]

okay im gonna complain about that fight one last time, dont mind me

[dusk bronze]

roxcalibur shrine

[grand spire]

Do we know what time the update will be coming out?

[hybrid lotus]

shimmer indicator??

[lucid pine]

right that was cool

[deft lily]

pin

[blazing field]

structure on the surface

[trail brook]

Guys you should add themes for vanilla bosses

[blazing field]

to show where shimmer is

[grand spire]

Thanks

[blazing field]

vcmm:

[halcyon seal]

They did

[lean relic]

The ingame made modpack will just keep the version you are currently using
This way, it will not affect mod updates, keeping the same version

[dusk bronze]

[desert garnet]

vanilla calamity mod music:

[dusk bronze]

do they know

[grand spire]

Omg its at midnight 🤣

[trail brook]

Wait

[lean relic]

The humble VCMM

[halcyon seal]

There’s themes for a lot of vanilla non-bosses too

[hasty hawk]

I hope the bugs with it have been patched

[trail brook]

Calm down

[lucid pine]

Is the calamity texture pack also getting an update? I've never used it btw

[deft lily]

Fated insurrection 🙏

[blazing field]

Idk

[trail brook]

The mechs have a theme?

[dusk bronze]

it's fanmade

[teal bone]

No one has said this yet but theres this mod call-

[tropic jolt]

starved
abandoned
left to suffer

[hybrid lotus]

genuinely super helpful 🥹🤞

[lucid pine]

oh...

[dusk bronze]

not yet, vcmm is incomplete

[arctic cliff]

oblivion summons the mech bosses as minions. Why was this... tolerable, compared to Sprime doign the same?

Because Oblivion was the mod's very last boss. It was the literal final boss of the mod, i don't know how far away it is in progression but yeah

[blazing field]

Vanilla Calamity Mod Music, it's an official addon

It replaces vanilla ost with ost made to fit the rest of the calamity soundtrack

[whole sluice]

Do we know how the difficulty changes will work? I doubt it, but I am curious at least

[dusk bronze]

pins

[blazing field]

It's not fully finished at the moment

[deft lily]

pin

[trail brook]

That's what iam talking about don't fry me guys

[dull heart]

pins talk about it some

[halcyon seal]

That opening bit of fated insurrection is genuinely my favorite piece of music in all of cal

[blazing field]

There's still songs missing

But most of them are replaced

[lucid pine]

wow I never knew about this

[whole sluice]

ah alr

[deft lily]

I respect it

[deft lily]

this needs remade

[arctic cliff]

as a result, its okay if Oblivion summons whole entire bosses from earlier, because its the last boss fight of the mod, anyhow

[blazing field]

Tyrant has to be replaced unfortunately 💔

[deft lily]

idk who made the original

[blazing field]

Put uhhh tyeski there

[deft lily]

yeah

[blazing field]

yep

[deft lily]

@wide nova become john vcmm

[dusk bronze]

seu i think

[lean relic]

no not me

[dusk bronze]

hm

[lean relic]

[lucid pine]

weekend will be cool

starting a new calamity playthrough

[arctic cliff]

SPrime doing the same is BAD because it means that it's summoning on-tier bosses for you to fight. That's just really unfair, no matter if they're nerfed for the fight or not.

[lucid pine]

I'm thinking summoner

[deft lily]

@misty wren did you make this or nah?

[lucid pine]

I haven't done a calamity playthrough since probably 2023 or 2024

[arctic cliff]

additionally fabskeleton prime, even outside of master mode is just not a good fight to begin with

its obnoxious if you dont try to cheese it

[halcyon seal]

Prime feels like one of those fights nobody has gotten right yet

The best we have is fargos prime and it’s just ok I guess

[lucid pine]

the humble mechdusa

[magic kindle]

Is there a confirmed date for the update?

[dusk bronze]

yeah it's mid to bad in every difficulty ever

[deft lily]

Pin

[dusk bronze]

literally tomorrow

[hybrid lotus]

Im curious abt the cave where they summoned brain, is that gonna be added or it was just for the aesthetic of the video

[hasty hawk]

aesthetics

[trail brook]

Iam doing one playthrough every year

[dusk bronze]

custom build for the trailer

[blazing field]

Prime is Fine in vanilla

It's not bad

[hybrid lotus]

got it

[blazing field]

but not like the best fight

it's just fine

calamity makes prime ass

[fathom girder]

It is

tomorrow

[blazing field]

Brainstorm $50

[hybrid lotus]

what time tho

[craggy wagon]

is the 5PM time in pins for EST like it was before?

[arctic cliff]

[hybrid lotus]

gulp

[mystic eagle]

What font is that

[fathom girder]

It's formatted to state the time it'll be released for your timezone

[lean relic]

BRAINSTORM TOMORROW

[mystic eagle]

It automatically changes to fit your timezone

[vivid hemlock]

6 pm est 5pm is a different timezone

[fathom girder]

's a neat discord thing

[craggy wagon]

OHHH okay

[trail brook]

BRAIN ROT