as in it only spawns like the spore pouch that plantera drops
#calamity-update-talk
keen zodiac
grave rock
the fuck
distant raft
which is how it can get 720k dps
grave geyser
which is how it can get 720k dps
unfortunately this still only puts it at the 4rd dumbest damage dealer
grave geyser
horray!
grave geyser
~~unfortunately this still only puts it at the 4rd dumbest damage dealer~~
granted 2 of those are only dumb on gfb but still
distant raft
actively detrimental from introduction to late 2022
grave rock
is it capable of landing a hit on golem at least 😭
keen zodiac
honestly a big buff
grave geyser
actively detrimental from introduction to late 2022
no
only became detrimental once it gained pierce
non piercing projectiles dont give iframes
keen zodiac
pirana gun had one of the best changes to it
grave geyser
it just sucked ass before
nah I got like a 6 minute twins with it and the chlorophyte crystal
lament wyvern
is multiplayer flawed because of iframes
distant raft
100 damage sentry that fires a slow projectile once per second
grave geyser
is multiplayer flawed because of iframes
no
lament wyvern
pirana gun had one of the best changes to it
that thing has so little range tho
gloomy grove
is multiplayer flawed because of iframes
what does this mean
lament wyvern
I cannot hit empress of light
distant raft
is multiplayer flawed because of iframes
if all of you only use weapons with global iframes then yeah
keen zodiac
lament wyvern
literally 99% of weapons are global iframes
grave geyser
if all of you only use weapons with global iframes then yeah
mp iframes are per player to my knowledge
gloomy grove
literally 99% of weapons are global iframes
no?
grave rock
literally 99% of weapons are global iframes
no
misty wren
literally 99% of weapons are global iframes
not even close
gloomy grove
it hasnt been that way for years
distant raft
cuz like
keen zodiac
thats why spider staff sucks
jaunty geode
is there anyway to see what exactly is coming in the 2.1 update yet?
misty wren
global iframes are extremely uncommon on weapons even before a lot of them got changed in 1.4.4 iirc
grave geyser
global iframes are extremely uncommon on weapons even before a lot of them got c...
I mean
most weapons made before like, 1.3 use global
lament wyvern
so why do they exist
gloomy grove
is there anyway to see what exactly is coming in the 2.1 update yet?
#changelogs roughly almost everything for 2.1 there
jaunty geode
thanks
grave rock
its even stronger now!
grave geyser
so why do they exist
global predates static and local by several years
misty wren
^
grave rock
distant raft
everything had global for a long ass time
blazing field
development changes
gloomy grove
^
blazing field
thats why global exists basically
gloomy grove
global iframes is like ancient ancient
distant raft
its strange how some things STILL use it iirc
blazing field
relogic did global iframes at first but then they realized "oh this is better actually"
grave geyser
if terraria was made from scratch today it would probably just be static and local
but here we are
lament wyvern
they need to give aqua specter non global
misty wren
global is really easy to program iirc
distant raft
blazing field
so it was phased out
gloomy grove
they need to give aqua specter non global
it is non global
blazing field
global is really easy to program iirc
yeah, cuz rather than needing every individual weapon to have iframes, u can just set all the enemies to have a universal iframe timer that can be easily reused
lament wyvern
it is non global
then why does it miss the second shot
grave geyser
they need to give aqua specter non global
remix seed:
misty wren
it is non global
it is global
blazing field
idk how exactly it works in terraria
grave rock
it is non global
this is wrong
blazing field
but i assume thats the general gist of it
distant raft
why is aqua scepter like this
gloomy grove
it is global
is it? afaik its 12 local iframes on hit
deft lily
idk how iframes work either cuz im not particuarly interested in that sort of thing when it comes to terraria
grave rock
they even buffed it in 1.4.4 but! its still like this!
misty wren
is it? afaik its 12 local iframes on hit
no its 10 global
distant raft
is it? afaik its 12 local iframes on hit
ddu thing
gloomy grove
ah i got things backwards
lament wyvern
why cant they make it non global
gloomy grove
got it
distant raft
lament wyvern
they be doing anything but buff mage
grave rock
why cant they make it non global
they can
grave geyser
this makes it one of the best weapons in the game btw
misty wren
they can they just havent because they hate you
grave rock
they prolly forgorrrrrrrr
gloomy grove
only in gfb
thought it was the other way around fsr
distant raft
they had to make it be on par with bubble gun somehow
grave rock
tho the fact it has local iframes on remix implies they kept it that way intentionally
grave geyser
they had to make it be on par with bubble gun somehow
ture...
distant raft
and bubble gun is fucking evil
grave geyser
tho the fact it has local iframes on remix implies they kept it that way intenti...
they probably dont see a huge reason to purge global iframes
distant raft
i dont get why more people dont use it
lament wyvern
bubble gun is the melee of mage
distant raft
nvm its because they want the game to play itself for them (razorblade typhoon)
grave geyser
they probably dont see a huge reason to purge global iframes
outside of summons ofc
grave rock
daaaaamn, aqua used to have infinite pierce?
lament wyvern
i dont get why more people dont use it
cuz it's really low range and high spread
grave geyser
nvm its because they want the game to play itself for them (razorblade typhoon)
except typhoon isnt even very good anymore
misty wren
good or not its still braindead easy to use
grave rock
crazy
distant raft
people use megashark post plant
misty wren
how many people even remember bat scepter exists actually
grave rock
i do!
grave geyser
how many people even remember bat scepter exists actually
I mean
its vanilla mage meta for pre cultist singletarget
so
misty wren
I mean
its vanilla mage meta for pre cultist singletarget
and glorious end is calamity meta for like most of the game but i dont think the average person knows it exists
grave rock
I mean
its vanilla mage meta for pre cultist singletarget
i thought razorpine/bubble gun would be better
blazing field
idk how iframes work either cuz im not particuarly interested in that sort of th...
I like gamedev programming but i dont like terraria code specifically
It's evil and i refuse to learn it
young notch
cant be worse than dead by daylight
grave geyser
i thought razorpine/bubble gun would be better
bubble gun is probably more dps in optimal circumstances but at post duke your main target for that is probably gonna be like
empress
who kinda sucks to do with bubble unless you're good enough at empress that you can probably beat her with a stick of cheese
misty wren
not in vanilla
lament wyvern
hallowed????????
ins't it just downgrade to chrolo
misty wren
p sure hallowed is also just worse than chloro
grave geyser
any other bows at that stage
pulse bow by technicality
grave rock
pulse bow is post three mechs ithink
misty wren
yeah
grave geyser
pulse bow is post three mechs ithink
yeah
so pre plant
but also
traveling merchant...
grave rock
i mean if u manage to get it....id use chloro shotbow regardless
lament wyvern
how did relogic mess up the progression so bad we went back to ore weapons
grave rock
i dont think ore weapons should be bad
all the hardmode ore repeaters are not the best in their tier but theyre all very reliable and easy to make
and i thinkthats the best spot to put ore weapons at
grave geyser
all of chloro is generally pretty decent if you pretend it only has 1 melee weapon
lyric trellis
For sure
lyric trellis
Denied access
keen zodiac
red added shit for shits and giggles for some of them
kindred night
added shits for giggles
summer shore
very useful item
keen zodiac
the worst part i think was he taking the commet of boulder rain and added it
main falcon
????????
Replacing the recall mirror in that one rouge accessory just because
Making post squeletron because fuck rogue class
summer shore
I don't believe you cheese
hasty tangle
the moss zombie was the last enemy for me to complete the bestiary
its kind of just one of those "but why?" enemies
blazing field
Not everything has gotta be good for combat or smth
grave rock
bad luck required enemies is so weird
blazing field
its kind of just one of those "but why?" enemies
Moss
grave rock
no i know its just for bestiary but
blazing field
They drop moss
grave rock
it feels kinda odd to have so many bad luck items n their only use is...that
kindred night
beating terraria with the most negative luck
kindred night
imagine dying to a bunny
blazing field
Usually you'll get moss from moss caves but maybe sometimes you just want this one specific moss for a build and cant find it
hasty tangle
hmmm
blazing field
I think they could've added more things to negative luck
But there's some uses
Renewable statues r nice
kindred night
im pretty sure a single world doesnt include all types of glowing moss
grave rock
thats fair
i wish rainbow moss was craftable from all types of moss and regular moss on shimmer just cycled
ngl
kindred night
real
strong isle
brainstorm update will add pufferfish cats
covert briar
will vcmm be compatible with brainstorm
kindred night
Yes
jaunty geode
anyone know if the draeden's arsenal changes will be in the 2.1 update?
covert briar
i wonder will vcmm eventually become a dependcy like calamity mod music
lyric trellis
anyone know if the draeden's arsenal changes will be in the 2.1 update?
A good number of them yeah
jaunty geode
nice thanks
lyric trellis
Like half the weapons (and they won’t have charge anymore iirc)
summer shore
10 out of 25 weapons
lyric trellis
That’s almost half
summer shore
though one of them already got reworked beforehand so there'd be 11 reworked ones and 14 old ones
lyric trellis
Actually I think it’s more but my math might be ass
kindred night
phaseslayer still best weapon in the mod
summer shore
Half of 25 is 12.5
kindred night
Actually I think it’s more but my math might be ass
💔
summer shore
so a little under half
calm ingot
i wonder will vcmm eventually become a dependcy like calamity mod music
It’d be a shame to have to turn the game music off
kindred night
your bio did not lie
lyric trellis
5 phm + 3 hardmode + 2 T3 + 1 T4 + Pulse Rifle already done
Okay yeah it’s 11 but 12 with Pulse Rifle
kindred night
Pulse rifle i love you
summer shore
I may have miscounted
lyric trellis
Also shpc but that’s not arsenal technically but close enough
grave geyser
shpc now takes charge
summer shore
What's the third hardmode arsenal
kindred night
gaslighter
summer shore
Vulcan, immolator and ?
calm ingot
Vulcan, immolator and ?
System bane
lyric trellis
No lol
summer shore
System bane is post golem
jaunty geode
do we know which ones will be getting a rework? is there a list or something?
summer shore
I meant early hardmode
fiery wadi
tazer best gun!
calm ingot
System bane is post golem
Oh I’m stupid I read third hardmode as in the third tier that happens to be in hardmode
kindred night
ace's high is the best weapon in the mod
grave geyser
we cant be glazing donor items this much sorry
summer shore
do we know which ones will be getting a rework? is there a list or something?
It's hard to list because the new weapons are basically completely different things
But uh
lyric trellis
The rogue one
shut ridge
I hope the onyx drill nerf arrives in the brainstorm update
lyric trellis
It is
summer shore
Oh I didn't know pulse grenade is real
grave geyser
modulator rename kind of a miss tbh
grave geyser
same with tracking disk one tbh
dense sundial
modulator rename kind of a miss tbh
i think a good number of these renames are kinda just random words thrown out
halcyon seal
big rename from pulse rifle -> pulse rifle
strong isle
Pulse Grenade is peak
lyric trellis
The full rework?
No the nerf
fiery wadi
nidhogg day
shut ridge
No the nerf
W
kindred night
big rename from pulse rifle -> pulse rifle
correction: Pulse Rifle -> A-PLS: Pulse Rifle
great change
strong isle
My favorites there are Augur, Short Circuit, Vulcan, Pulse Grenade and Nidhogg
vestal osprey
Pulse Grenade is peak
Is that one of the arsenal weapons getting reworked in brainstorm?
shut ridge
i think a good number of these renames are kinda just random words thrown out
I agree with this statement
strong isle
Yes
summer shore
How peak is phalanx surge
shut ridge
They feel too wordy
fiery wadi
is the taser gonna be reworked or keep the same mechanic?
lyric trellis
Don’t scroll up it may shock you
grave geyser
what the hell does nidhogg even mean
strong isle
It's cool
Not my playstyle though
dense sundial
if you've ever played armored core 6 you should probably be most excited for phalanx surge
summer shore
All of the arsenal stuff have naming conventions
strong isle
I considered using them for the trailer
kindred night
what the hell does nidhogg even mean
it means gauss rifle in calamity language
summer shore
Gauss (yellow) is named after mythical beasts iirc
lyric trellis
Most of these are based off Triangle and Xyk looking up irl military stuff iirc
grave geyser
if you've ever played armored core 6 you should probably be most excited for pha...
surprised sir nautilus knows what a video game is didnt he die several decades ago
kindred night
Most of these are based off Triangle and Xyk looking up irl military stuff iirc
top 10 things that the military uses
- nidhogg
- holofiber immolator
- phalanx surge
grave geyser
I'm Sir Nautilus! Accept my duel...
both the buttons say decline what now
halcyon seal
I'm Sir Nautilus! Accept my duel...
sir nautilus what are your thoughts on the global economy
kindred night
gets shot for leaking military secrets
summer shore
Plasma's naming scheme is basically sciency bullshit because it's meant to be experimental stuff
Laser uses military terms (phalanx for example) because they're used by yharmy
Lightning/tesla uses electricity terms (volt, short circuit)
Gauss is myth as I said
While all the pulse ones are just pulse X
Because draedon is a boring mfer when it comes to naming anything except exo mechs
summer shore
Plasma will always have the stupidest and coolest names
mighty geyser
if you've ever played armored core 6 you should probably be most excited for pha...
wuerger/66e my love
summer shore
I love you thermionic nanoblades
kindred night
pulse rifle
lyric trellis
Draedon gave up on pulse
That’s why Ares doesn’t have it
summer shore
Truthnuke
spare shard
what playthrough should i try for the calamity update?
grave geyser
what playthrough should i try for the calamity update?
all of them
kindred night
what playthrough should i try for the calamity update?
beat the game
lyric trellis
Weapons Only
halcyon seal
what playthrough should i try for the calamity update?
beat calamity while only using your hands on the keyboard and mouse
is it possible?
(full movie)
kindred night
have draedon's experiments gone too far?
leaked images of pufferfish cats in draedon's laboratory !!
spare shard
lemme rephrase, what class do you think has changed the most?
kindred night
being added in the brainstorm update.
summer shore
Mage
kindred night
telling someone to play mage is like telling them to eat uranium
summer shore
5 billion calories
grave geyser
why are you fluffy
long story
lyric trellis
Mage will be saved when BS patch 1 drops trust
grave geyser
I still need to get my name back but I haven seen the person who stole it online in ages...
summer shore
strong isle
More reason to play Mage, the objectively superior class
summer shore
Trench sonar and pulse sentinel aren't making it but the rest that have sprites will be next update
grave geyser
wait tiamat goes hard
distant raft
i love countermeasure mitt its peam
kindred night
why does the pulse pistol look so stupid
halcyon seal
leaked images of pufferfish cats in draedon's laboratory !!
guys i dont mean to alarm you but this gif is actually Not ai. this i sreal i own one of them
vivid hemlock
arsenal summons being silly sea creatures 🔥
dense sundial
oh the flash-condensate rod is also gonna be cinema
kindred night
tiamat mention
lyric trellis
Remember how Tier 1 Arsenal Armor was in the Bountiful Harvest trailer
summer shore
Countermeasure mitt is the coolest one I've seen but auger and nidhogg might change my mind
dense sundial
that's da pile bunker, also from armored core
dense sundial
lyric trellis
Yeah
grave geyser
Remember how Tier 1 Arsenal Armor was in the Bountiful Harvest trailer
remember how it was going to be a post bh minipatch
kindred night
what about anomalys nanogun
summer shore
Donor
grave rock
why does the t1 armor give the player cartoony black eyes
lyric trellis
remember how it was going to be a post bh minipatch
So much coming soon
grave rock
😶
kindred night
the countermeasure mitt shoots actual flares
distant raft
why does the t1 armor give the player cartoony black eyes
thats a red lens i think
main falcon
It's a power level scouter
lyric trellis
I like how Cal has had like 0 actual armor changes or additions in 3 years
distant raft
the "eye" is just the edge of said lens
kindred night
eye of rah
grave rock
its hard to see it
grave geyser
So much coming soon
it has gotten to the point where people mentioning "oh that will be reworked eventually" has become actively annoying
because like yeah its technically true
if by technically you mean 5 years from now for half of these things
kindred night
yall fw the eye of rah truffle
grave rock
like ik what u mean but the lens are colored like the default players skin color
summer shore
that's da pile bunker, also from armored core
That's what rod is?
grave rock
so it just looks like their regular face
dense sundial
wait
summer shore
Oh wait Icm stupid
dense sundial
okay i only remember that one of them is pile bunker
main falcon
Rod of discord armour that allows you the vanilla use of the thing
summer shore
I thought rod was rogue
buoyant pulsar
these are so goated
summer shore
It's melee
grave geyser
like I do not care that distortion will fix late post ml in 0.4 decades I care about the immediate future and present
main falcon
Get springlocked
lyric trellis
Distortion tomorrow if you believe
grave geyser
true...
grave rock
like I do not care that distortion will fix late post ml in 0.4 decades I care a...
i mean what else can u say except "yeah it sucks"
main falcon
What if D.O.G had the R.o.d
grave geyser
What if D.O.G had the R.o.d
idk is he good at using it
agile latch
you clearly don't own a air fryer to fry your bacon
lyric trellis
Tiny gold pig
buoyant pulsar
i cant wait for pulse hammer
kindred night
you clearly don't own a air fryer to fry your bacon
new boss
grave rock
"it will get fixed eventually" is no more repetitive of an answer than agreeing that it's bad
buoyant pulsar
i cant wait for pulse hammer
i hope its like a halo gravity hammer
grave geyser
you clearly don't own a air fryer to fry your bacon
donor is getting way more than what they paid for smh
main falcon
I don't know if the pig is result form calamity
agile latch
donor is getting way more than what they paid for smh
do you know the lore of it?
main falcon
But it's so cruel to me that a random uncapturable critter exists just to kill for food and money
It's so dark
agile latch
the donor was never real and piggies were made because the donor discord username was littlepiggy or something like that
or well they were real but they just paid the money and disapeared
grave geyser
its peak?
main falcon
And i hate that I don't get a fucking banner for them
main falcon
This pig is unkillabl3
vivid hemlock
oh my god so its actually getting a town pet...
kindred night
piggy boss
vivid hemlock
🥹
dense sundial
if you've ever played armored core 6 you should probably be most excited for pha...
this is what phalanx surge is from https://youtu.be/27gq3Sqvz2k?si=8JLGm7AfZYss4-gi
main falcon
It just gets sent to the void when I hit him post mechs
dense sundial
the original weapon is called WUERGER because that's german for shrike, a bird that impales prey on thorns
steep pagoda
meoww
summer shore
this is what phalanx surge is from https://youtu.be/27gq3Sqvz2k?si=8JLGm7AfZYss4...
Oh my god
kindred night
craft a bacon key with 15 bacon and 5 essences of chaos and use it to sacrifice your town pet piggy and summon the piggy boss
potent scroll
the donor was never real and piggies were made because the donor discord usernam...
that one person is created the best money farm in fargo if you use calamity next to it
distant raft
you clearly don't own a air fryer to fry your bacon
piggy dialogue portait im scared
steep pagoda
what the hell does nidhogg even mean
its a norse thing
grave rock
evil and intimidating pig
steep pagoda
eats the roots of the world tree
grave geyser
piggy dialogue portait im scared
I think its actually an achivement portrait
kindred night
are we adding slop to feed to the pigs
summer shore
this is what phalanx surge is from https://youtu.be/27gq3Sqvz2k?si=8JLGm7AfZYss4...
A while ago I wrote a for-fun scene with a character using phalanx surge
I didn't know what it did ingame nor have I seen the ac6 footage
Somehow I got the functionality exactly the same lmfao
agile latch
swine update having divine swine, piggy resprite and golden piggy, horrible hog, when pigs can fly event, snake oil salesman, town pet piggy and other miscelaneous items 
kindred night
calamity gem tech implies the existance of slop tech
grave rock
i am a pig and i eat slop
dense sundial
A while ago I wrote a for-fun scene with a character using phalanx surge
I didn...
das crazy
also PLAY ARMORED CORE 6!!!!!!!!!
steep pagoda
whyy
pine socket
will the update come out the same time in the day as the trailer released?
kindred night
swine update having divine swine, piggy resprite and golden piggy, horrible hog,...
wyrm oil salesman
agile latch
1. nidhogg
military stuff is only for laser weapons
main falcon
What would a golden piggy do
grave geyser
will the update come out the same time in the day as the trailer released?
I mean the update isnt out so I would assume no
agile latch
nidhogg is gauss
grave rock
i mean if you really want i can give you a sales pitch
50 dollars
nothanks
grave geyser
(its on the 6th)
main falcon
What would a golden piggy do
Golden bacon?
summer shore
also PLAY ARMORED CORE 6!!!!!!!!!
You already know why I can't....
grave geyser
Golden bacon?
no way t4 food real
steep pagoda
military uses evil and war crimes
summer shore
Shitty laptop
main falcon
no way t4 food real
I was thinking actualy a nonconsumable t3 food
grave rock
turkor expert drop leak
grave geyser
I was thinking actualy a nonconsumable t3 food
holy shit economy in shambles
kindred night
add slop as a consumable
agile latch
wyrm oil salesman
three divine swines in a trench coat that sells you swords that are promissed to one shot any enemy but the sword instantly breaks before it touch a enemy, never being able to deal dmg, sells a potion that promisses to heal you to full health without cooldown but it actually gives you a debuff that burns you to death
grave rock
add slop as a consumable
steep pagoda
add slop as a consumable
what would it taste like
main falcon
I wonder if a mod has added the old bosses from mobile and stuff
agile latch
consolaria
steep pagoda
consolaria
grave rock
I wonder if a mod has added the old bosses from mobile and stuff
its called consolaria
main falcon
I know ocram is popular
kindred night
what would it taste like
have you never eaten slop
main falcon
But lepus and turkor
grave rock
i love eating slop
kindred night
weirdo
grave rock
But lepus and turkor
adds those too
main falcon
Who cares about those guys
main falcon
adds those too
Huh
grave rock
adds all the mobile and console junk
main falcon
Is it any good
grave rock
with a few changes so that they dont suck
main falcon
with a few changes so that they dont suck
Like a nerf in the lepus clones
grave rock
consolaria is of good quality if i recall correctly
kindred night
things that will be in the brainstorm update
- pufferfish cats
- evil storm weaver
- pulse rifle
- slop
- evil and intimidating piggies
grave rock
things that will be in the brainstorm update
1. pufferfish cats
2. evil storm we...
brainstorm
no brain
kindred night
this is very real and confirmed by john calamity dev themselves.
main falcon
Can we dye the pig green
lyric trellis
“Evil storm weaver” chai tea
kindred night
>**brain**storm
>no brain
it has storm though
kindred night
“Evil storm weaver” chai tea
storm weaver is not evil..
grave rock
“Evil storm weaver” chai tea
you take its name out of ur mouth
storm weaver has never done wrong
main falcon
“Evil storm weaver” chai tea
Storm Weaver is a honorable menber of the community
mighty geyser
or well they were real but they just paid the money and disapeared
HUH
piggy lore goes crazy i never knew
lyric trellis
Storm Weaver defense squad over here
main falcon
He donates 80% of his salary to orphanages
grave rock
"oh it ate a wyvern once" GOOD
main falcon
He cleans highways and parks in his free time
steep pagoda
has storm weaver actually done anything ever
kindred night
would you say cats are evil because they hunt down small pests
grave rock
has storm weaver actually done anything ever
chill and casually rebel from the control of Calamity Satan
main falcon
He found the cure for worm cancer
kindred night
he just weaves the storms
grave rock
storm weaver is the goat
kindred night
if you have infernum on he might weave a wyvern or two when you're in need
hard copper
Storm weaver should be a spider ngl, death to worm bosses
main falcon
He is my godfather
kindred night
Storm weaver should be a spider ngl, death to worm bosses
why would you say this
main falcon
Wormist detected
grave rock
i like storm weaver in whatever form they present themselves as :)
kindred night
we have astral spider and phantom spider already
kindred night
i like storm weaver in whatever form they present themselves as :)
woke calamity theory
steep pagoda
polterghast is just plantera
grave rock
Storm weaver should be a spider ngl, death to worm bosses
storm weaver as a spider? hold on let em cook
steep pagoda
not a spider
main falcon
we have astral spider and phantom spider already
That's the astral crab
steep pagoda
im too tired to be on discord right now i might go crazy and EAT SOMEONE
goodbye guys
main falcon
Crabs are spiders though so I see the confusion
steep pagoda
canibalism is bad for you I think
🤓 shur uppppp
kindred night
astrum deus is an example of an evil worm
main falcon
im too tired to be on discord right now i might go crazy and EAT SOMEONE
Vore is shunned in society
main falcon
#outfreaked
fierce hearth
what is the "slop" in brainstorm. I better see legitimate, real, tangible slop.
versed heart
are we adding slop to feed to the pigs
Why else do you think the piggies exist in Calamity?
kindred night
"If I suffered then why shouldn't others?" - Astrum Deus
fierce hearth
No "glorpshit" type slop. I want it to be porridge, gruel, slime, or ooze
grave rock
are there any reworks to statigel stuff
hard copper
I love ooze, especially of the radiant variety
grave rock
that sloppy enough for you?
fierce hearth
That would be fucking hilarious if that was the "slop"
kindred night
slop tech armour
main falcon
"If I suffered then why shouldn't others?" - Astrum Deus
"i suffered so i will protect others from suffering like me" - storm weaver
kindred night
"i suffered so i will protect others from suffering like me" - storm weaver
this is very real
mighty geyser
Storm weaver should be a spider ngl, death to worm bosses
go my throudon storm weaver
versed heart
No "glorpshit" type slop. I want it to be porridge, gruel, slime, or ooze
Slime? we already have Slimes. In fact, Vanilla already has that, Calamity just adds more
main falcon
this is very real
Calamity's superman
kindred night
storm weaver from the evil dimension (EVIL storm weaver) killed fabsol on calamity liberation day
grave rock
go my throudon storm weaver
yooo
summer shore
go my throudon storm weaver
DAMMIT I WAS GONNA DRAW A SPIDER STORM WEAVER
versed heart
Slime? we already have Slimes. In fact, Vanilla already has that, Calamity just...
In fact, some of the slime seems edible
summer shore
FOILED YET AGAIN
grave rock
"i suffered so i will protect others from suffering like me" - storm weaver
braelor and storm weaver teamup?
main falcon
Who?
kindred night
go my throudon storm weaver
it looks like folly
main falcon
it looks like folly
Absorbed
grave rock
braelor is silva's (goddess of nature) whos stuck in the distortion (dog dimension) presumably doing doom slayer shit
fierce hearth
FOILED YET AGAIN
That's clearly a grub storm weaver, not a spider storm weaver. You can still make your spider storm weaver
crystal owl
Eta of next DOG rework after brainstorm DOG rework?
summer shore
150 years at most
versed heart
Eta of next DOG rework after brainstorm DOG rework?
I doubt that's coming for years
fierce hearth
6 legs and segmented abdomen: that grub
summer shore
Maybe a little earlier
kindred night
Eta of next DOG rework after brainstorm DOG rework?
two eternities
buoyant pulsar
deez
grave rock
Eta of next DOG rework after brainstorm DOG rework?
people be joking but it is explictly a temporary rework
hard copper
I think spider storm weaver should make clouds instead of silk
main falcon
6 legs and segmented abdomen: that grub
Grubs have nubs not legs
crystal owl
I doubt that's coming for years
Well reworking dog is a tradition
fierce hearth
Grubs have nubs not legs
it's a scary grub
mighty geyser
Eta of next DOG rework after brainstorm DOG rework?
whenever they start working on the distortion probably
gloomy grove
Well reworking dog is a tradition
why?
grave rock
why do people assume there have been that many dog reworks i dont get it
mighty geyser
i hesitate to say "distortion update" since that kind of update framework is probably getting trashed
gloomy grove
people have this odd misconception that dog has been reworked a million times fsr
versed heart
Well reworking dog is a tradition
A tradition which wasn't done for literal years, btw
main falcon
why do people assume there have been that many dog reworks i dont get it
20 scary dog reworks
He will suck forever
mighty geyser
why do people assume there have been that many dog reworks i dont get it
because fabsol classified every minor stat tweak as a "rework"
kindred night
scary dog
fierce hearth
Yeah boss tweaks were called reworks which was funny
Like no adjusting the numbers and changing the bullet hell patterns doesn't consitute a "rework"
main falcon
Can we rework the damage of the golem explotions
hard copper
Just one more lane rework and it’ll be good trust
crystal owl
Yeah it was funny to see dog rework appear in changelogs every other update
kindred night
make it so dog jumps out of the screen when it gets to 10% hp
crystal owl
When it was slight tweaks
grave geyser
because fabsol classified every minor stat tweak as a "rework"
he didnt though
kindred night
0 gods devoured 0 distortion updates 7 reworks
vivid hemlock
"7 reworks" and DoG in the same sentence
grave rock
"re work"? yeah, i'd re-consider my line of work after making THAT
crystal owl
0 gods devoured 0 distortion updates 7 reworks
Billions of frames devoured
kindred night
"7 reworks" and DoG in the same sentence
that sentence doesnt have dog in it
crystal owl
The Devourer of Frames
kindred night
Devourer of GPUs
vivid hemlock
that sentence doesnt have dog in it
point still stands
polar tide
"re work"? yeah, i'd re-consider my line of work after making THAT
pin material
grave rock
its not
polar tide
it is to Me
gloomy grove
ok peter griffin
inner timber
why do people assume there have been that many dog reworks i dont get it
i think people think every dog resprite came with a rework
hasty tangle
also because fab called any small change to dog a rework
grave rock
i think people think every dog resprite came with a rework
lawl
the funny part is how much dog needed every single resprite
grave geyser
also because fab called any small change to dog a rework
where though
grave rock
well at least the first like, 5
grave rock
reworked dog - done ✅
agile latch
severe lack of oats
vivid hemlock
horrible
agile latch
fnaf animatronic
inner timber
whys he so smug
grave geyser
changelogs iirc
most mentions of dog in the changelogs just describe the exact changes rather than calling it a rework
grave rock
a goblin wizard just telefragged the angler and instantly killed him 💔
hasty tangle
most mentions of dog in the changelogs just describe the exact changes rather th...
its been a while
he definitely did call them reworks in some form
lyric trellis
Infamously the reworked summon weapon that was just increased velocity yeah
amber egret
severe lack of oats
"Clearly, you don't own a deep fryer."
agile latch
clearly you cant fry your bacon
grave geyser
he definitely did call them reworks in some form
trying to find points where he actually said this has reminded me that fab was on record several times saying he liked current dog
mighty geyser
pin material
not pin material she didnt include the DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
unique warren
Dude this one cal YouTuber is hilarious
He’s doing challenge runs but abuses QoL and uses cheese so much it might as well not matter 😭
grave rock
i love cheese 😋
unique warren
Okay cheese is delicious though
grave geyser
he definitely did call them reworks in some form
I cannot find a single message that supports this claim
there might be some message where he says that but I think 7 pages of fab messages is enough looking for one lifetime
tropic jolt
lyric trellis
Excellent rebuttal no notes
arctic cliff
I cannot find a single message that supports this claim
there might be some mess...
up there with the "terrain destruction is a part of the game, learn how the play the game before raging like a baby, easy ban"
which isnt a fab quote but it still lives rent-free in my head
unique warren
up there with the "terrain destruction is a part of the game, learn how the play...
Who said this 😭
tropic jolt
fabsolian game design versus vetexian game design
grave rock
pretty proud of how my base turned out :3
young notch
Sheen, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown your base in class
/j
looks good :D
hushed crown
that's actually so sick
tropic jolt
pretty proud of how my base turned out :3
8/10 too much water
looks very nice
grave rock
yay :D
inner timber
up there with the "terrain destruction is a part of the game, learn how the play...
fuck is this even in reference to
vast lark
Is sso cancel
tropic jolt
fuck is this even in reference to
im going to be dipshit289 and say that you dont want to know
arctic cliff
the only thing you need to know is that the guy who said this is not dissimilar to fabsol, to be quite frank
grave rock
now before, finally getting to evil bosses i just gotta
-set up a base in the jungle, underground and shimmer
-get the stupid king slime rarity pal summon
inner timber
pretty proud of how my base turned out :3
thicker pillar for the wood house? it looks like it is standing on toothpicks I'm afraid (i love the design nd theming though it's so peak)
tropic jolt
the only thing you need to know is that the guy who said this is not dissimilar ...
the resemblance is uncanny
unique warren
He’s doing challenge runs but abuses QoL and uses cheese so much it might as wel...
Like, he does a sentry only challenge run then instead of fishing for Rusty Beacon or fighting Desert Scourge for Polyp Launcher he fucking cheeses Eater of Worlds with sand
tropic jolt
<:ozzatron:1455887229045178388>
unique warren
Craziest unintentional rage bait
inner timber
im going to hit you with hit of doom and despair
tropic jolt
please no
inner timber
Like, he does a sentry only challenge run then instead of fishing for Rusty Beac...
to be fair
killing eow with sand is absolutely harder than using rbp
unique warren
Yeah so why the fuck did he do it
inner timber
like just raw sand? no sandgun?
unique warren
Yeah just sand
grave geyser
Yeah so why the fuck did he do it
why not
grave geyser
idk a projectile that is stationary save for it using its attack
seems awfully sentry-like to me
dull heart
Rolling Cacti
unique warren
Fucking damnit why are you guys no fun
dull heart
Just straight sand
young notch
How does this affect the sand meta in Roots
unique warren
Just straight sand
Yeah idk what his deal is atp
polar tide
ive probably mentioned it before but i will never forget clicking on a "can you beat terraria using only accessories" video and the guy used a mod that gave him 200 extra accessory slots and put string with warding in all of them and then acted shocked the whole time that he was winning and it was the most infuriating thing ive ever seen
unique warren
He refuses to use magic storage but drools at the sight of infinite money glitch in alchnpc
young notch
I only play with summoner ui lmao
grave rock
sublime ragebait
when brainstorm drops i only wanna play with qot and only with the toggle to allow npcs to live in crimson cuz i wanna set up a crimson base
cuz brainstorm
unique warren
sublime ragebait
It’s the craziest unintentional rage bait I have ever seen
grave rock
brain of cthulhu is the big event
unique warren
This clip of him kills me every time
grave rock
and dog too. ig.
dull heart
when brainstorm drops i only wanna play with qot and only with the toggle to all...
You don't need qot to do that
grave rock
You don't need qot to do that
sunflower spam removes the bg thooo :(
dull heart
L
unique warren
This clip of him kills me every time
Mf you just shredded his ass 😭 😭 😭
What is a strong weapon to this guy
grave rock
crimson has some of the prettiest backgrounds too
grave rock
This clip of him kills me every time
isnt this damage literally Good
grave geyser
took ~15 seconds to do 1/7th
so like 1:30 kill
which would be insane if it wasnt cultist
however
cultist
unique warren
Yeah of course but “not great” is wild
grave geyser
if it doesn't oneshot then it's dogshit
something something deep sea dumbell
grave rock
terraria player's urge to be incredibly stupidly overpowered vs their urge to face an incredibly difficult challenge
fathom girder
Brainstorm is gonna revive a lot of the old passion I had for calamity
I'm excited
vale birch
Is there a release time for Brainstorm?
dull heart
between 0000 and 2400 in some time zone
grave geyser
Is there a release time for Brainstorm?
6pm est alegedly
vale birch
Okay cool, just wanted to know if I should take off work
grave geyser
I mean its not like the update is gonna dissapear if you dont download it hour 1
dull heart
Dev team hasn't really talked about the time
also steam verification will take an unknown amount of time anyway
(not long probably)
still bluff
We're going to release it at 3am for Americans sorry
grave geyser
.
still bluff
You guys have to wait for once
vale birch
3AM Friday Morning, even better!
summer shore
7 am 7th february
cosmic wharf
We're going to release it at 3am for Americans sorry
dawg what timezone
we got four of them shits
cosmic wharf
maybe five if alaska is in a different one
but I don't remember if that's the case
five/six if you count hawaii
seven/six if you count puerto rico
unique warren
I don't live there
Where do you live then, huh buddy?
grave geyser
You guys have to wait for once
oh right you're european I was wondering why I smelled like-
grave geyser
oops
still bluff
🔫
unique warren
New Zealand
Woke…
cosmic wharf
are you a european descendant?
grave geyser
man I should know this given I'm you
fathom girder
I could be very euro racist but I don't think I want to
cosmic wharf
some would argue euro racism is impossible
unique warren
And they would be wrong 
cosmic wharf
but that's a too political (and imo too pointless) discussion
arguing over definitions of words is stupid
unique warren
It’s is quite simply just that it isn’t a systemic issue, but yeah who cares lol
This is quite a calamity update 2.1 brainstorm
grim pecan
IM NOT EUROPEAN
they're british
cosmic wharf
they're british
WOAH THAT'S AN INSANE ACCUSATION
summer shore
Fluffy is the devil
still bluff
That's strike 2
dull heart
It's ok sunny is french
grim pecan
oui oui
grim pecan
🥖
cosmic wharf
It's ok sunny is french
WOAH WOAH WOAH
grave geyser
That's strike 2
I mean fluffy said it so it must be true :/
unique warren
Thaaaaat must be embarrassing
cosmic wharf
oui oui
confirming it is crazy
tbh I'm worse
I'm literally American
Americans should be bullied more
unique warren
I’m Texan
grim pecan
that explains a lot
dull heart
at least you're not figuratively American
cosmic wharf
This country makes France look like a utopia
unique warren
Oh should I do a- hey what does that mean
grim pecan
:)
cosmic wharf
at least you're not figuratively American
Tbh I kinda am, I'm not Native 🤣
from that angle
unique warren
I should do a gunslinger playthrough
dull heart
I'm not a Texan but I live in Texas
unique warren
I mean this is basically Texan armor
cosmic wharf
is Texas as insane as some people say it is?
terse dew
I'm not a Texan but I live in Texas
I'm sorry for your loss
grave geyser
holy shit yellow
unique warren
is Texas as insane as some people say it is?
It’s as bigoted!
grim pecan
hi merk
fathom girder
Merkalto's no longer a dev??
terse dew
I have been pruned
fathom girder
Calamity's over
grim pecan
we've lost our moral support
fathom girder
I prophesized this yesterday
summer shore
Yellow merk
grave geyser
how could they get rid of the most active developer
terse dew
Calamity mod extinction level event
fathom girder
Calamity is dead
dull heart
Where were you when merkalto was kil
fathom girder
IT'S GONE
summer shore
The world is ending
grim pecan
Where were you when merkalto was kil
france, apparently
terse dew
Mrrp needs to swap wiki editor and cool dude
still bluff
Wait he's yellow tho
unique warren
Where were you when merkalto was kil
I was eating dorito
still bluff
Only yellow person?
fathom girder
Make our merk blue
terse dew
so I am blue with the book
grave geyser
Wait he's yellow tho
wiki bot has a friend now
terse dew
Mrrp said he'd swap it and he never did
So actually can you move wiki editor under cooldude
Fluffy
dull heart
Metlaltyello
cosmic wharf
shiiii the moment I started playing Calamity is when the F*bsol thing happened
fathom girder
Merk famously hasn't done much as a dev, ig it was finally time for him to shed those wings
cosmic wharf
this always happens
still bluff
No im not an admin
grave geyser
I just got here and a dev quit
this can be answered with a simple question
merk when was the last time you opened terraria
dull heart
Merkaltyellow
still bluff
Get mrrp to make me admin first
cosmic wharf
right after I get into a new thing, a legendary event with that new thing happens
dull heart
I did it that time
terse dew
You can move roles though
unique warren
Guys I should ping admins fr
cosmic wharf
me playing calamity for the first time led to the fabsol incident, I just can't prove it
fathom girder
butterfly effect
cosmic wharf
butterfly effect
no deadass, right when I get into something, something happens
I get into a new band, a member quits a day later
I get into another new band, new album drops tomorrow
unique warren
Who up correlating
cosmic wharf
I get into ANOTHER new band, some legendary lost media of their music shows up a month later
this keeps happening with me
cosmic wharf
Maybe I am the Calamity
summer shore
Merkaltrue
cosmic wharf
oh hi merk
fathom girder
that's not merk
cosmic wharf
we do not care
summer shore
you're not merk
unique warren
oh hi merk
You’re referencing something but I just can’t prove it…
unique warren
grave geyser
were you going to become merkalto
terse dew
Ozzatron is pruning caldev access
dense sundial
Maybe I am the Calamity
some king of
dull heart
I was going to convince as many orange as possible
terse dew
So I was caught in the crossfire
cosmic wharf
Worst part of merkalto not being orange
trump ran out of orange and had to steal it from merk
so sad
summer shore
Can't believe ozz would kill merkalto
dull heart
yeah a ton of inactive devs were retired
dense sundial
cosmic wharf
ohh
grave geyser
Ozzatron is pruning caldev access
why would caldev need pruning how many non devs were even in the server
dull heart
However, Thank You still lists merkalto as active I think
fathom girder
He got pruned
terse dew
Yeah you'd need to move me
mellow spade
Damn, even calamity devs are getting laid off, the job market's that rough huh
dull heart
why would caldev need pruning how many non devs were even in the server
there was like 10 devs that retired today
cosmic wharf
I JOIN THIS SERVER AND CALAMITY LOSES A LOT OF DEVS
cosmic wharf
I'm telling y'all, I am a walking bad luck charm
grave geyser
I JOIN THIS SERVER AND CALAMITY LOSES A LOT OF DEVS
retired implies a lot of them were innactive
dull heart
(10 is a very rough estimate)
summer shore
there was like 10 devs that retired today
The 10 event
cosmic wharf
ben 10
fathom girder
Not a bad luck charm
dull heart
I JOIN THIS SERVER AND CALAMITY LOSES A LOT OF DEVS
none of them were active devs anymore
fathom girder
this was gonna happen one way or another
dull heart
it was just cleaning up the roles/access
fathom girder
your timing is impeccable tho
lyric trellis
Damn rip Merkalto
sand dome
yea afaik this was just people who were asked if they wanted dev or not still
dull heart
Yeah you'd need to move me
Cit moved a bunch of them
sand dome
thankfully no drama explosion
dull heart
They just forgot you I think
dull heart
yea afaik this was just people who were asked if they wanted dev or not still
Correct
grave geyser
none of them were active devs anymore
curious, you say this and I still see the other me still has the dev role...
dull heart
At least to my understanding
cosmic wharf
was merkalto an above average prominent dev?
lyric trellis
curious, you say this and I still see the other me still has the dev role...
True?
grave geyser
was merkalto an above average prominent dev?
no he hadnt opened the game in years
cosmic wharf
oh lol
grave geyser
the last major thing he did was porting hell afaik
fathom girder
yeah he's famously stopped bein' a dev for awhile
fathom girder
He's just fun company
dull heart
I saw a merkalto commit recently when digging through commit history
cosmic wharf
gotchaaa
olive kernel
merkalto my goat, he's made at least 1 million commits
still bluff
curious, you say this and I still see the other me still has the dev role...
wow......
lyric trellis
You have 5 minutes to balance summoner before being removed
still bluff
i balanced like 5 waepons then my laptop got sent off to be repaired
grave geyser
just rapidly promote into moderator
still bluff
@terse dew you're blue now (i thnk)
grave geyser
they are indeed
unique warren
You have 5 minutes to balance summoner before being removed
Try at all
terse dew
Awesome
unique warren
vivid hemlock
🥹
still bluff
my special attack
grave geyser
doze can now impersonate merk he just has to resign
dull heart
bluekalto is cursed
vivid hemlock
merkalto has fallen
dull heart
doze can now impersonate merk he just has to resign
a small price to pay
still bluff
you're not even actually orange for me to impersonate on april 1
convince mrrp to make you green just for the bit on april fools
grave geyser
make a fake mod role just for the bit
rose laurel
you're not even actually orange for me to impersonate on april 1
YOU SHOULD 1MP3RSON4T3 M3
dull heart
mrrp make me purlpe
rose laurel
1T WOULD B3 R34LLY FUCK1NG FUNNY
dull heart
no
still bluff
we'll all be terezi specifically for april fools
rose laurel
DO 1T
still bluff
talk aboutt lesbians in calamity mod
dull heart
i can be the ghost of merkaldev past
rose laurel
1T W1LL B3 TH3 FUNN13ST FUCK1NG SH1T 3V3R
rose laurel
talk aboutt lesbians in calamity mod
Y3333333S
lyric trellis
we'll all be terezi specifically for april fools
I’m sure you would
still bluff
the fuck is that meant to mean
polar tide
dull heart
the fuck is that meant to mean
they're right
still bluff
maybe we shoudl bring back bast statue appreciation tbh
i think it might be necessary
grave geyser
maybe we shoudl bring back bast statue appreciation tbh
give bast statue 5% crit
cosmic wharf
have the defense increase as the game goes on
dull heart
cal update talk should become amidias
cosmic wharf
I wanna be tankier
still bluff
bast statue critter
spawns in the underground desert near the houses
when you get close it hits you with snapthorn and runs away
terse dew
See the blue and orange match the pfp
still bluff
wait true
cosmic wharf
is that baby you?
still bluff
fortunately you are the onlyperson who appears yellow
terse dew
Also wiki editor low-key a useless role
fathom girder
Merkalblue is here
terse dew
because its "perk" of wiki advanced is pointless now because source code is public
lyric trellis
The person who thought Merk’s pfp was his son was so funny
unique warren
Also wiki editor low-key a useless role
I mean, it’s more about the swag
terse dew
Yellow isn't very swag
still bluff
especially not compared to blue
unique warren
Are you discriminating against us wiki editors
fathom girder
yes
unique warren
grave geyser
cal update talk should become amidias
done
terse dew
It was a very tragic time
unique warren
We will make you pay,,,
fathom girder
Does that make you Bluekalto now, then
brave star
Merkalto was too evil to become a dev
terse dew
The only negative of not being orange is that I no longer bypass slowmode in this channel
Because I never looked at test hq
unique warren
Yellow is VERY swag and you should be ashamed of yourselves
unique warren
unique warren
We wiki editors go through enough…
terse dew
we?
fathom girder
your yuri server tag isn't doing you any favors
terse dew
Oh, do I have embeds in this channel I wonder
unique warren
Probably.
terse dew
Or have those been nuked as well
unique warren
I mean, we can’t
fathom girder
peak gif
terse dew
I can still be off topic discourse lord
still bluff
cool dudes getembeds for some reason
unique warren
Wait can I just upload a gif file instead of using the discord gif thing to circumvent the no embed
fathom girder
that's against the spirit of it all, isn't it
arctic cliff
Wait can I just upload a gif file instead of using the discord gif thing to circ...
ya thats how i do it
grave geyser
yo can I change my server nickname?
mods have to do it
still bluff
ask a mod, random people cna't
unique warren
Hmmm I can only send it as a video but
misty wren
you need a mod to do it fluffy dont do it it would be really funny
still bluff
ok
unique warren
that's against the spirit of it all, isn't it
cosmic wharf
oh ok, I just want it to be "Loopy"
pwetty pwease?
insert puss in boots big eyes gif
thank you
grave geyser
mods have to do it
I know its probably for the same reason as the reaction perm nuke but its still lame tbh