#calamity-update-talk
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lilac i cannot fucking imagine what it was like to live with that man and im so sorry
But only all the bones together
yeah
good question now that I think about it
There's so many more instances of Fab's shitty behaviour even well before this
A singular bone is not considered an organ
22 is just what everyone thinks of but like it goes waaay back
Diversity and Equity
I thought organs were the piano lookin mfs
ez
It wasnt terrible but there were moments lmao
umbrella term for programs some companies use to hire people that aren't cishet white people
diversity equity and incluision
Some people will find anything (even if it does not exist) to dislike something
Im rehashing all of this with my therapist though
therapy good
in that case what is so problematic about dei lmao
||where do you think teeth go? all ill say is pianos and organs have white notes||
that's good to hear that you're getting therapy though
probably just good ol bigotry
it’s so peak…
😭
I'm pretty sure the keys are made of marble, stone or wood depending on the organ
the unfounded belief that they'll hire unqualified people just to meet a quota (and that people of color are inherently less qualified than white people)
non whites taking our jobs and other such totally not white supremacist rhetoric
old piano keys were made of ivory, fun fact
Depending on the… what?
and i mean that, because ive heard DEI being used as a boogeyman constantly, yet ive noticed it's never really unabbreviated
right...
i think they are made with ivory
DEI is literally how small farms managed to stay in business but I digress
I literally play Piano and forgot that
if DEI means hiring unqualified people just cuz they're gay or something why can't I get a job hmm checkmate conservatives

True..
LOL
im sure people would be far less receptive to such stinky stuff if they used Diversity Equity and Inclusion in their article/video titles instead of DEI
Conservatives gonna hate this one
just wear a pride pin to your job interview and you'll get the job on the spot
Nuh uh
but then they can't strawman it like ANTIFA
surely it would work
the totally real organization that exists
exactly
Doing that will make you less likely to get the job erm
Bringing my Aroace pride pin to a romance helper job interview
> labor shortage
> look inside
> hiring!
> look further inside
> unfair working conditions and wages far too low
Strat patched on US servers
Diversity, Equity and Inclusion and Anti Fascism are evil. I'm a good person
Why do poor and oppressed trans people discuss their problems in calamity mode?
what
Calamity mode
Something wrong with it?
70 hour work weeks with no overtime and subminimum wage
going calamity mode rn
labor shortage
looks inside
fake job listings
look further inside
ghosting
look further inside
fabsol
Isn’t calamity mode something from the fandom wiki
I love being a good person!!!!!!!!!
🗣️
play my calamity modes 
i LOVE interviewing people but i'd never hire a new employee
27470000000000 resumes trashed
Admittedly this probably should be in #general-talk but this was where the convo went after talking about fab so it's understandable
Calamity from calamity
“I throw out half of the resumes I receive. I don’t want unlucky people working for me”
i'm sorry but ANTIFA is so fucking funny to me. they literally invented something out of thin air to be mad about. they're at war with the concept of... things they don't like I guess?
me and my poor oppressed trans friends going out to go calamity mode
This pic goes hard can I yoink it?
I've dealt with sexism a few times at my job, which all ended in atleast one banned customer
its a lot less funny if you realize its meant to delegitimize the very idea of being against facists by spinning such people as part of an terrorist organization
Yeah the topic here did start with a comment about the transphobic youtube comments section so yea
Isn't this literally any and all of these "groups" ever? 
And no, not due to being woman but instead being intersex
2 step process for “I hate fab”
reintroduce drunk princess
confirmed to be male to female
yeah... but that's par for the course with how fascism fights
you designate people you don't like as a group that would be socially unacceptable, and people won't question if it you try to persecute them
I don't know the process that goes behind some people's minds
it's happened for centuries
what i will say is taht i can no longer take the word "woke" seriously anymore
Does calamity server need a #politics?
no
Nah that's just #general-talk
actually yes
Did any sane person ever took this word seriously? 
make a #politics and ban everyone who talks there
Yeah and that was done deliberately..
we do not need a politics channel in a server with over 250k people
that's begging for trouble lol
lol that’s fair
anyhow enough politicking, return to amidas
politics channel and its just people aggressively heatedly debating kitty cats vs puppy dogs
conservatives when they get out of bed (they WOKE up):
this image is like
Dogs are better btw
if i see oen fucking puppy doggy sympathizer
true
excuse me
amazing
I think we are releasing brainstorm on June 2nd
Come at me then
what is that gif name
Wait, when did the server owner role get an icon?
WHAT is that name
Looks a lot worse than it is
i am fucking SICK of them...
🫧 🐈
Dogs > cats bc I’m allergic to cats
you are WEAK
Dang he long
i like dogs more but that doesn't mean i hate cats
i like cats too
i like both
twice the fluffy silliness
kitty cat nation rise up.
Nah like cats are cool and all but dogs are just better
phat ass cat
goobers in their own ways
Hey guys Why the twin can't die? 🤔 (idk I can't attack)
Fun fact my username used to be TheRoastedChicken
(also, ask in #calamity-mod-talk)
I’d drop a pic of my dog that we used to have but it’s like wayyy back in my camera roll
cars
It all comes back to Catlamity update
10+ cat owner with cat allergy over here
layla is a healthy weight but whenever she curls up like this she looks so fucking fat
No thoughts head empty
oh yeah 2 of my 3 cats will have their names available as town cat names in brainstorm
peam
4rSROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIK88889
EXCELLENT NEWS
i don't have any pets :/ BUT i see a lot of bunnies in my backyard
Why not all 3? 
"Willow" and "Saffie" will both be black town cat names you can get
Third one is evil
third one doesn't have a cat that looks similar ingame
peam
cd
One brain cell and one thought is made every time it hits the corner
Oh yeah did Felix make it in as a town pet name
isn't one of the cat names in calamity right now "the meowerer of gods"
@pseudo vector this is important.
h
Wouldn't be surprised if Fabsol added it in he did like Felix.
hi. who do i have to bribe to get "castiel" as a name for town black cat
Can I send my cat or is that illegal
the wiki page for npc names is very outdated
just ask in patreon probably
moomoo.........
i already used my patreon name for freakbob
FREAKBOB
you're doing the lord's work
Freakbob the car?
that npc names page will need to be updated in brainstorm
reading the page right now this is how I find out the Merchant can be named Spamton G. Spamton
it hasn't even been updated for 2.0.6
i know "Ben Shapiro" is no longer a name for the guide
mine is just "Umbara" for the wizard.
yeah very uncool and very uncreative 😔
yeah i removed that one
its still there on the wiki
???
i checked this morning
no more dumping him in lava..
Which one is it? 
freakbob the skeleton merchant so that when people are doing shit in the caverns they get "Freakbob" popping up on their rare creature radar
Aww man, I’d put him in hell with the angler
FIRE
Why be the [Little Sponge] who hates its [4 Gold 99 Silver] life
When you can be a [[BIG SHOT!]]
We had Sans Undertale and Papyrus Undertale too
(He'll still get dumped per progression requirements)
i probably did it after you checked
not there for me
second pic in the trio i sent
Hi :3
skeleton merchant has to have the best rotation of custom names
lmao
if they ever fucking removed freakbob i'd burn this whole place to the ground
don't think so
but iirc sans deltarune and papyrus deltarune were added
I have yet to play deltarune
the names are in the update pages, just not there
(Prob should)
Now I know what name I'll be adding 
i remember seeing sans undertale fairly recently i think
you really should
OKAY WHO ADDED GASTER
If I had the ability to I’d change an angler name to “I hate this guy”
Can somebody add the skeleton merchant name Roaring Knight
i was avoiding it then played and it's the greatest piece of media to ever exist
who's gaster?
wdym Papyrus Deltarune is already there /s
20 dolla
No
That’s why I said it
❄︎☟︎✋︎💧︎ ☝︎🕆︎✡︎
❄︎☟︎☜︎ 💣︎✌︎☠︎ 🕈︎☟︎⚐︎ 💧︎🏱︎☜︎✌︎😐︎💧︎ ✋︎☠︎ ☟︎✌︎☠︎👎︎💧︎
yeah ive been avoiding it for awhile cuz uhhh
ive heard not great things about its Fandom (and with extension undertale's)
just change it to "i hate" so it's "i hate the angler"
ignore fandom
play game
experience peak
Amazing.
don't interact with it 
See, I’m poor

@thick spire can confirm felix is a town cat name
Literally everything has a bad fandom somewhere
I should learn how to make a terraria mod just to change his name to that
yeah 😔
can confirm
Okay not surprised then
i hate the Angler has arrived!
i hate the Angler has left!
hiiiiiii
my take angler hate is overplayed hes just some kid whos crazy and evil about fish hes unobtrusive and silly. g*blin tinkerer deserves far more ire i wish i could hurt him in real life
Old Fashioned stacking is peak
hiyaaa
Kill all goblin tinkerers
I bury him in hell
making a goblin tinkerer doll so i can throw rocks at him
i think in the last 24 hours we've had quite a few new town cat names added
because the devs want their pets names put ingame
hating children in video games is a long lasting tradition which is extremely weird, but goes way back
another item sagi added is also peak
see Fallout 3
Delete every npc that isnt queer trust
this is why i use fargo’s mutant mod
i can catch the goblin tinkerer in a bug net and put him into the meat grindee
I don’t hate him because he’s a child, I hate him because supreme helper minion fucking sucked to get
nothing changes
exactly
actually which is dat?
👀
the one I made jiggle
Ah yus
goblin tinkerer is a #1 npc bro is goated he reforges your stuff and gives u the tinkerer's workshop and the rocket boots bro is an absolute legend
vas...?
The terraria item with jiggle physics
hot take: no NPCs are really that bad
can you put that back
jiggle physics in calamity...
Arms Dealer:
That's fair. Matters not to me either way cuz I have a texture pack that makes him a cute goldfish
i mean, there is at least two of those in Calamity
kid named angler:
Angler
what'd the arms dealer do lmao
He randomly breaks your shit for no reason fuck the goblin tinkerer
ok but see I like fishing
correct, it is not a fan
Bro is CHOPPED in the new update
You made the sandwich
there a price for everything
I despise that child ever since the 200 quest achievement
i don't get why people are saying this, what's wrong with the arms dealer in 1.4.5
am i like
His personality is like 80% misogyny
he is a fucking con artist who bleeds you dry and makes you run in an rng hamster wheel for hours on end i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him i hate him
missing something
He’s chopped
The portrait is like really ugly
I like the killmonger cut on him personally
have you considered putting him into the beat grinder
huh. yeah that'd do it
the beat grinder
I don't love most of the 1.4.5 portraits
insert NPCs, sick tunes come out
I used to hate killmonger cut, but it grew on me a lot over the years so ugh, I like arms dealers portrait
but I like the idea and I can just texture pack
shimmered wizard portrait is peak though
SpongeBob Patrick squidward mr krabs
looks like a cross between hat ralsei and niko oneshot
So is normal wizard tbh
except witch doctor i want to kiss him
He's clearly of African lineage so they just had to make the hair make sense based off his tiny sprite
Ooh are calamity NPC’s getting character portraits eventually?
non shimmered is good, I don't love the shimmered one
Calamitas portrait was already teased
probably
Where
that was for fun pretty sure
why would you pull the tongue! don't hurt them...
I actually want to see it
bro.. whyd you hurt him..
uncool...
A certain item combo involving IV drip and old fashioned resulted in a 45sec pbg killtime
Uhhhh hang on

:)
Lizard loves it
THEY STACK?????
I wonder how long it'll take people to find that
I think prefixes are ultimately just a bad mechanic in general so it’s not necessarily on the tinkerer
I think it'll take a bit
it is on him because i hate him
prefixes would be better if there wasn’t one correct option 99% of the time
the main damage source in that build may be
a bit strong
I disagree - I think they're bad execution but fine as an idea
oh my goodness they added John Pork to Calamity Mod
Who tf is the pig?
Hognar Portrait???
it's fine considering The Cost
true,,,
hognar is a cat tupid
🐖
oh wait so it’s NOT toxic heart
what does IV drip do again
toxic heart can’t get 45s pbg
So... How does it do on Yharon I wonder
i know old fashioned increases accessory damage
it's the exact same but an accessory
On the topic of NPC portraits, the one that surprised me the most was the Dryad
I suspect it might be very funny with Silva armor too
or leviathan ambergris or really any dash accessory
shimmered calamitas turns her blue
She's not supposed to be that cheery, and I didn't expect the foliage to go up to her shoulders
insert breaking bad reference here
*all non-weapon non-debuff damage
Pig E
shimmered calamitas should turn her into her eye sprite
it wouldn't, but it would be funny
shimmered calamitas should turn into a brainrotted calamitas where she does the 6 7 emote constantly
Anyway
please leave this server and never come back
boo this person
The chance someone guesses what the item in question capable of murdering PBG is... very low
pig mafia boss
"hey terrarian i need you to whack this guy..."
lmao
did you just post a gif of a still image
i just found this gif through searching and i fucking love it
why wouldn't they stack it's literally Old Fashioned 2 on an acc
its a gif that's a still image
Is it that hard to make a good quantity of Old Fashioned that this would be very useful?
what...
no, dude...
that's like the point of making it an acc in the first place
bonk
… is this like part of the roadmap or am I just missing something?
Besides the part where they stack
Stacks

It's mostly just bc they stack
i thought it was just to not have alcohol poisoning
Oh like this?
See that Star Wars game where you can repeat "the youngling incident" 
Aside from stacking or just being real lazy
no freaking way
Yeah, you know what this works perfectly
huh
Hi Prunsel
not that old but you know what this is even funnier
RAAAGH
man my phone only has 2.4gb open this sucks
Syrup please tell me that image is real and isn’t just the devs screwing around 🙏🙏🙏
mind you an insane transformation of calamitas into something completely different from a horned gray person is not inconsistent with vanilla shimmer npcs
also vas...
👀
Have you considered: funny
Is the texture pack just for him?
Oh, you said “not inconsistent” my bad
the mechanic turns into a goblin when shimmered
yeah
Yes
i also have it it's good
(There will not be a pig mafia boss dw)
🤝
unless
I mean i would’ve been down with it lol
Btw I'm certain this can be improved
Wait I just realized that you're the person to request the crosshair accessory 
What gives that one away 
oh yeah
i always wondered what spirit origin meant
like what is that
daawn as in daawnlight spirit origin
ah
Admit it, you weakened the melee class?
fate
dev is lying s'ing my h
its like youre in some kind of
world where it rains a lot
a world of rain
funny thing is, the name of that item actually has a reference to me, WoW and Fate at the same time. (there is a gem in legion called Dawnlight)
dude my world is gonna turn into fucking noah's boat at this piont
Is the IV drip like, making alcohol of your choice into an accessory?
no
that would be really cool though
if we keep going at this rate, there's gonna be a... risk of rain
Can discord make the font size bigger like im trying to drive
just zoom in
why are you on discord while driving sir
So I can read this chat
Or is it like, just a permanent version of alcohol?
Put your phone down!!!
And then I jumped directly into the gaping maw of a Komodo dragon because my line of sight comes with latency for no reason
Funny story!
IV drip on the rocks basically allows you to have a second stack of old fashioned
How can one person make this chat completely unusable
the lion does not concern himself with texting while driving.
I ain’t driving, my phones just on the other side of my desk lol
so you can have normal old fashioned and iv drip together
I see
omg cdmusic
I can't think of many accsessories which benefit from OF tho already
It's like
apart of the really obvious ones
think armor set bonuses
Forbidden armor sweep
Chlorophyte armor has my vote
And what would that be for? 
Omega blue tentacle DPS meta?
honestly probably
chlorophyte armour when it was first reworked could kill cal clone by itself (it took over four minutes, but still)
now it can do that in 2
I’m sorry this was the most left-field thing I’ve said in a long time
probably
Brainstorm friday
Brainstorm fries
brainstorm tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
wait no
three tomorrows?
no two tomorrows
idk im a cal fan
wait
yeah it is three
Wed tomorrow is Thursday
yeah
Yuh
YuH
yUH
YuH
YuH
YuH
YuH
Oh god I can only imagine the yardis video title…
every time i see someone mad at the angler i'm just like
you realize you're beefing with a 9 year old right
I dont like yardis
He made me catch fish over the span of 200 days
no you made yourself do that
Nuh uh, I NEED the steam achievements
How could Chara do this?
he wanted you to but you made the choice to fish over the course of 200+ days
ah
damn
embed fail
he's a professional ragebaiter
Completionists when they never fish so they gotta do all the quests in one go
*how could chara make us do this
Little does he know I have the power to lock him in hell forever
yea and he's still a 9 year old
Why would Chara make the Angler make us fish
if you're getting owned by a dude who's still in third grade i'm sorry to say but you deserve it
Angler quests are so easy to like. Do without rly thinking abt it
WHAT
you waited 5 years , whats 3 days to you?
FEBRUAY SIX UPDATE?
toughen up. soldier
damn
✅
that's nice
In all fairness, the Dryad doesn't like him either. Not to mention that he does pull pranks on people, so he's not harmless by any means.
i'll wait patiently to finally say
Nah it’s just having to go out of my way every time I catch the quest fish and it gets annoying
update tomorrow 
BRAINSTORM IN THREE MOTHERFUCKING days 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

Sentence: fed to the croc
Just do it in your regular playthroughs

But I don’t wannaaaaaaa
damn i though i would have time to enjoy the vanilla update before the calamity update
I fish a lot anyway so i just get angler quest progress casually
Also is that the new party girl portrait,
i guess i'll be playing 2 runs
Fishing quests are a regular part of my playthroughs
frog leg my beloved 
As soon as I get the angler situated, I get an evil fishing rod, some nightcrawlers, and go to town
The rewards stack up very fast
Three days ain’t nothing
(And if you want to subject a child to eternal torture for successfully ragebaiting you, please change and grow as a person)
I have 3 days now to finish Terraria 1.4.5
and you get nothing because rng
Context is a true miracle matter
Unironically, forcing someone to catch 200 rare fish in 200 days is less evil than some of the things irl prankers do as a "prank"
i think that hating the angler is a funny joke and that perhaps its not this serious
*I sit idle for 3 hours
Ok but also if you play a bunch of different worlds you’ll get 200 quests eventually no?
I suffered eternal torture doing the fishing quests, and thus he shall as well
it's not a child anyways it's a kappa 
Why do people talk about supreme helper minion like they had to go fight in the war or something
lmao yes
It sucks to do it all in one sitting
There are people who willingly die thousands of times trying to no-hit a boss and yet catching 200 fish is somehow worse?
then don’t?
Dodging more fun than fishing
it's so boring
that's why you don't do it in one sitting, and even if so, journey mode makes everything so easy
why are you comparing those 2 they're so different?
YOU COULD DO IT IN JOURNEY MODE???
It’s tedious, that’s it
I like fishing
🤦♂️
just fast forward the time and sleep in bed
of course you can, its a difficulty
Chat I’m gonna lose it
It's not tedious if you do it naturally during the course of a playthrough
I too enjoy the relaxing break of fishing from an endless onslaught of boss fights
totally agree
I build in my free time
^^^
and the rewards from fishing are great
THEY ARE
cell phone accessories and all the fishing potions you could ask for
and money
lol I never make the cell phone
the cellphone is just a plus, i mean things like frog leg
Fishing for what u want is also not too difficult if u optimize well for it
yes, this too
All I know about fishing is to poop while doing it
Yeah, and Angler rewards make that easy
I think one of the most useful rewards for fishing is Bundle of Balloons IMO
Oh lmao you meant fishing in general
Even in vanilla fishing is pretty easy to get good power with
you can be drunk while doing it, also if you do it while is raining and / or is full moon, is even better
Calamity makes it even easier
yeah fishing rewards are awesome
But like also… biome crates. Never have to worry about your world not having certain items
and angler rewards make general fishing SO much easier
Can’t find the anklet of the wind? Just fish for it!
you barely need anything to do the quests, so the rewards stack up really fast
Exactly
and then you'll be unstoppable once you do actual fishing
i hate that yesterday i was looking for the fishing rod from the jungle
i it took one and a half our
Fibreglass isn’t worth going for if you’re post-Skeletron btw
i literally found every other reward from the chest, the boomstick, anklet, rod of growth
Mechanic’s fishing pole is better
but not fishing rod
yeah but that's post skelly, i was pre boss
Ah, I see
Does fishing in the jungle give stingers?
sometimes it feels like cal makes too many things craftable
true
Honestly, true
ngl idk
Or spores?
It would be nice to have to engage with the game a bit more
It gives neither
i would say, yes?, let me look for it

Right now with calamity since basically everything is craftable you don’t really have to explore much and it’s part of the problem with it feeling too much like a boss rush
I’d support a few items being made non-craftable
Maybe not some of the more used ones like balloons or bottles or Hermes boots
i think you cannot get spores or stingers from fishing sadly
They could alter the recipes maybe?
But something like, idk, ice skates
alot of the recipes are being removed next update
as an example you wont be able to craft any of the ankh components anymore
thank god
Wow I’m actually going to have to make mob grinders now?
its not even that hard 💔
they're really easy to grind with zerg potion anyways
I finally have an excuse to use the item hoppers
and the shimmer makes it twice as easy too
iirc ram dash shield line won't need ankh shield anymore anyway?
yes
Oh that’s good at least
yeah i think
ankh shield wont be in asgard's crafting recipe
it was really nice but it totally makes sense
So is ankh just gonna like be a separate thing?
yeah
Ok cool
its gonna have its own upgrade
The debuff immunities barely mattered anyway
Ooh that’s spicy
oh really?, that's nice
Wonder if it’ll make you immune to dragonfire and stuff 🤔
Just like in vanilla!
that would be too broken
and ambrosial ampoule exist already
or stem cells
for rangers at least
I’d assume ankh shield goes to Rampart
since sunny's back theres a chance for astral bulwark to happen to ankh shield
Astral bulwark?
bro just go kill shit
what's that sunny thing?
a developer
ohh
Why kill when I can automate?
The nefarious 40 seconds of Poisoned in the hardmode jungle:
removed accessory that might possibly be readded and reworked into an upgrade for the ankh shield
but you mean for the update in 3 days or the update after that
after
2 minutes of Broken Armor


the humble laudanum
i love how vanilla added a debuff that specifically fucks over mage players and only mage
me when the worse class gets a debuff only for that class
What, mana sickness?
silence
In all fairness, mages also have a lot of buffs exclusive to them as well
actually
all classes do nvm
yeah you mean just for the magic power potion right?
Mage gets magic power though
And regen yeah
is just to counteract mana sickness
but well with astral injection you get infinite mana so is nice
Ehhh, I’d classify regen more in line with ammo reservation
sadly not in vanilla
Fair
Mage should get more love in vanilla. What do you mean there's only been 10 new weapons in the past 10 years (2 of which in the past 5)???
the pre harmode mage economy
who
on Red Nation
Diamond staff… water bolt… that’s like all they got
who
talking about the Yharim art btw
diamond staff is early pre hm if anything
Nah there's a lot
demon scythe, the 2 dungeon weapons
Vanilla terraria mage is rough pre HM
so thats 3
ig there's the 2 shadow chest weapons too but iirc they kinda suck idrm tho
Diamond staff, water bolt, bee gun, weather pain, demon scythe
Gem Staff, Generic Tome, Gem Staff
Gem Staff, Generic Tome, Gem Staff
Gem Staff, Generic Tome, Gem Staff...
Water bolt, cursed flame, etc
Tome that just fires an orb
ok so in pre hm you have water bolt and thats it
you telling me flamelash sucks?
the only other weapon i can think of that fits this is cursed flame and arugably crystal shard book
idk its what i remember
Is Warbanner of the Sun getting tweaked in Brainstorm
i dont care about terraria meta idk anything
You have to click too much :(
yeah
damn
iirc its getting reworked
mage players getting a one mana cost reduction for a pre boss desert staff in 1.4.5 🥹
can we shoot the sun now?
I thought you knew to 
when malice mode?
3 days
In 3 whole days!
rly?
2.6

yeah but its just death but with higher stats
yall recommend doing a master death playthrough when the update comes
no longer exclusive to true melee
bruh
cant wait to play
truly tragic
STOP THAT
🚬
I think the core design is still there, boost to close range combat
you can go play the new eternity hellish torment caveman mode addon if you want your difficulty slop
just not exclusively only for true melee damage type anymore
yeah but will it still have the insanely funny scaling
mischievous even
wtf
ngl i didnt zoom in on the image
and i thought those were pigmies
from the pygmy staff
tyhe warbanner was the mask
lmao
🔥
and this little bit was he spear
no that's just the aureate booster i was wearing for ???? reason
lil desert house for journey mode zenith playthrough nice
pog trailer also saw it live
very nice
wholesome
lot of really nice furniture sets they added in 1.4.5 this being one of them
you just buy the blocks from the dye trader
h that's nice
delayed 32874682 fargo years each time you ask
oh wait
not anymore
update in 3 days


at least we still have hide of astrum deus
why does this gif exist lmao
because it must exist
because WE LOVE HIDE OF ASTRUM DEUS!!!!!!!
it got nerfed hard
i mean, i also love hide
I LOVE HIDE OF ASTRUM DEUS!!!!!!!
but is oddly specific lol
WHAT
NO DOZE YOU WERE GOOD 
however
I didn't nerf it!
lmao 
I'm eager to know what summons got affected
it lost the on hurt stars
damn
that's fine
that's it?
It also might have lost damage
gender blender getting patched is acceptable
that's nbd
idr
all the on hurt stars?
all
damn
it has the on hurt explosion tho still
but not the explosion?
nice
i haven't seen the last two, i'm excited
wait
Still great for true melee it's ok
i'm still inconsolable
idk if a want to look right now or i want to keep the surprise
who i'm fooling i'll look right now lol
Galileo Gladius I expect to be so broken
damn gladius looks broken af
yeah
it's specifically not broken for its own damage
but for the synergy it has with say, Stratus Sphere right click
(which makes Starburst work as Barrier)
damn looks fire
what does sphere do?
hey doze what's gonna happen with ankh shield?
nothing it's still ankh shield
nerf
Rip shield upgrades
i mean, someone was talking about ankh being out of the ram shield line
Oh yes it's not an ingredient anymore
so it will stay like that or it will get any kind of upgrade or it will be relocated in another line like rampart?
another lightspeed yayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I find it funny that you guys made a bunch of starlight esque weapons
and then 1.4.5 released with two starlight esque weapons
ruler and gladius
Gladius rework is older than lightspeed smh
Also Gladius is based on Gladius not Starlight
unknown
that clears up so much
it still requires gladius in the recipe?
Yes
those were like that way before 1.4.5
why
ngl I knew this update wasn’t gonna be a lot and I’m still a bit dissatisfied personally, what can you do tho
because i like that weapon being useful in a recipe but i'm lazy to grind the gladius
"wasn't gonna be a lot"? it's the biggest update in Calamity history
2.1 has so much stuff what do you mean
like half the weapons and a couple bosses got reworked
bro it's the biggest update by miles fuck you mean 😭
2.2 will be 5x as big to be accurate with geometry dash
just came here to say shit
Where Yharim >:((((
low quality rage bait 👎
Eated*
2.1 is such a small update. I mean if it was really a big update it would've been 3.0
If yharim isn't in this update why even live
why lazy dev not add hero yharim yet!!!!!
no I specifically ate him not eated
1.5 is such a small update because it’s not 2.0
🫧 🦐
it was satire
I know
Never said anything about yharim, just thought there would be a bit more. I’m sure my view will change when it actually comes out
oh
trailer and newsletter did not tell me enough personally
trailer and newsletter have like
Yharim isn’t coming any time soon
look at the chart in pins
maybe 2% of the content in the update
less than that
trailer is like 2 minutes long and newsletter isnt too much longer iirc
maybe 0.5% of the content then
more of what specifically
Oh, super cool! Had no clue. Thanks for showing me
there was so much in the trailer anyway
check the pinned chart and the future content doc
I’m aware? I never even brought him up yall did 😭
It's just a common complaint most "no content" whiners say
future content doc section of 2.1 should have everything covered
ok well I’m uneducated not unwilling
about non weapons stuff
is the murasama also getting reworked in this update?
no
no
no
Fuck you for misgendering me by the way go to hell
I hate all of this
the curse of genderless gendered words
Its not
i think it's fair to say you don't want to be called "bro"
What does "bro" stand for
yeah but holy overreaction
but it's also a bit crazy to assume anyone using "bro" is intentionally trying to misgender people
exactly
got thrown tomato for using "bro" is crazy
like I say "bro" all the time but if someone told me "actually I don't want to be called bro" I wouldn't call them "bro"
but it's also just like
such a common thing to say
"bro", "dude", etc.
if someone calls you something you don't like just
ask them not to 
if it's the first time
many people use bro in a genderless way, so assuming they're misgendering like that is a little bit of an overreaction I think
Where do I even start with this
i also think they got banned immediately after they sent that message
or they just left
No we didn’t
(or just left)
no, just left
They did leave
😭 crazy stuff
💀
ima leave as well, peace out gang
While I do see “bro” as a gender neutral term, I can understand why some people would be uncomfortable with it.
Even so, is it hard to say “I’m not comfortable being called bro”?
I kind of sympatize with it cuz it rly gets tiring as a trans girl to constantly tell people to stop calling us bro or dude etc
“little bit” of an overreaction (the reaction: “You should suffer unimaginable torture under the complete wrath of God for eternity”)
feel ya there
That’s the over-est reaction there is
that's completely fair tbh
yeah that's fair
however the reaction was still over the top regardless
its not like all the time but especially being called "bro" or "sir" when being talked down to in a public discord server
strange incident
i've tried to use the more gender neutral "mate" but i still reflexively say "bro" a lot
Im guessing she overreacted cuz this isnt the first time shes jad to this. Not to say its a nice thing to Say ofc but i usually give more lenience for that
also love time stopping in journey mode so i can have it frozen rn and continue to not get the blood rain bow
an overreaction would just be like
"fuck you" not
"burn in hell"
oh for sure
they're within their rights to be upset but like you clearly had no malicious intent
yeah
tbh i dont get why people dont just...say they dislike being called that. i understand it can happen a lot but unless its repeatedly done by the same person you shouldnt be hostile at all
yeah
like being ammicable
Honestly to me it kinda seems like that was one of those accounts that acts like that to demonize the other side
Do u think she was actually wishing for u to burn in the hell from Christianity
Does anyone know if the Calamity mods are already compatible with version 1.4.5?
nope
no they won't be for a while
pins explains it
No, probably not for a long forms
Time
nothing can port till tmod updates

Wjatever
Calamity cheeseburger and calamity hot dog add on might work

Cal dev lazy only nerf no add boss yharim
Cheeselamity
fully researched chum bucket no blood rain bow do have 3 chum casters also though
if they have cal as a dependency no
Yharim better come out of the screen and beat the shit out of me
why my murasama not work pre boss, videos show it does
this truly was a calamity overhaul
Hehe scraggling
Amen
isnt it like 1/5 for even one?
So 1/125 for all at once
sadly not how odds work
Those cal overhaul glazing images were pretty funny
(if it tries to drop 3 items, and you get one per 5 tries, itd be closer to 1/15 per one, using those numbers as examples)
I'm so excited to see how stratus pans out in the playerbase
i haven't had to use the friendly chart i made to combat them in a long time
cal overhaul was the weird stolen code mod right? that got a bunch of praise purely for like reworking that one metal gear melee weapon
So sad how it releases at midnight here
L
Can u add code to make cal overhaul crash on load
cant wait for how people recieve yharim
Have a better time zone

