#calamity-update-talk
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Rock
There is one
I dont give a shit what the game catogorizes it as, the pumpler is a launcher at heart
grenades, specific block or item types, ammoless, etc etc etc
Boulders
or just make ur own calamity homegrown scrap rocket for prehardmode that is scaled less
Goliath's sling, uses boulders as ammo
There could be more rocket types
no phm launcher -> ask for phm launcher -> it canโt actually be a launcher -> get a cool thing that uses pumpkins or some shit as ammo -> still no phm launcher -> loop
Right now the rocket ammo progression is a damn line
Not in vanilla
But in calamity, recipes are changed. Mini nukes require laminate, cluster rockets are post golem. And rocket type 1 and 2 can be gotten before plantera
the options in question
Too broke for the better rockets sorry
Mini-nukes are post-ml in cal thatโs enough progression, also I think the mech tier recipe is rocket 1s so thereโs the real progression
update deployed
this isn't calamity suggestion talk.....
rocket type in pre-hm,,, grenades
Especially when the Nail Gun, Stynger, and Jack'O Lantern Launchers are considered launchers by vanilla's wiki
Launches you
I think my main issue with launchers in vanilla is that they come so late into the game, and when they do they come all at once, so that you rarely get to play around with them for very long, and most people rarely bother to do so at all
So personally I would be down for Calamity to add more options pre-plantera, though prehardmode might be a bit of a tough sell
we deserve a wulfrum nailbomb launcher tho
with a hellstone upgrade that superheats the nails
Imagine getting a diverse set of rockets in general
I feel like the design of launchers being so ammo agnostic makes a wide variety make less sense, doubly so with how few launchers there are compared to guns and bows
Any news on update release time?
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yeah buddy been moved to 2028
Damn

Done โ
2.1 trailer in 5
Nah
2.1 in march
Where can I find a list for all known changes coming in brainstorm?
Doc in pins
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NpAT_-mky8XjOf6HA5lOw3kNHjwwCSuaLwSlFU1ggB4/edit?usp=sharing
The full-ass Calamity Mod News Google Doc. This is the doc of the man, the myth, the legend: The aim of this Google Doc is to cover roughly all future content that's planned to come to Calamity. NOTE THAT EVERYTHING ON THIS DOCUMENT IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE Please be courteous to all artists, pro...
Thank you
brainstorm for $5||5||
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the economy
hi
Is anyone else kind of disincentivized to start a new world on calamity because 1.4.5 stuff and the biome revamps aren't out yet?
1.4.5 will not affect Calamity
Is the timeframe that calamity will be compatible with 1.4.5 just too far away for me to worry about?
Yes
Although do be aware a Calamity update is coming soon and it'll have some worldgen things
how soon is soon ๐
before march
ah, well I guess I can wait 3 more days for 1.4.5 and just replay through that
just say february ๐ญ ๐ญ
when is 1.4.5? before january 28th
After january
What if it comes Jan 31st?
That's not February
But definitely before March
Maybe the true February was friends we made along the way...
bruh just be happy its coming calamity hasnt had an update in 3 years

Your problem
the last actual update was in May 2024 that's just over a year and a half
what no clam does to a update ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Damn the lack of clams
I wait patiently and with respect than people complaining that "ITS BEEN FUCKING YEARS"
lets get this man a nobel peace prize along with a round of applause
Yeah, but with the next update soon they will finally be satisfied...
heh heh I have jokes
oh my god its been three years?
its been three years 
oh my god
to be fair. lotta shit happened
yeah
3 years ago was january 2023, before from the ashes
i dont know how to feel about that. like just in general too.
bountiful harvest was may 2024
either way im kinda having a moment, regardless of when it actually updated.
It's been close to 2 years
barely even been a year and a half
1 year and 7 months
oh- my bad, well sunken sea's been in the works for three years last i recall anyway
i think
yeah
SSO has been in work since 2020
the fish mines stretch beyond to infinity
not actively
that's when planning started probably
Only uncs eould know
if they were all consistently working on sso daily it'd be done within under a year
unless the scope creep really is THAT bad
unfortunately devs have actual jobs
yeahh
these people have lives so not surprising at all it's been a long time since development first started
i have to start uni next month 
yharim in 10 years is funny but it gets funnier when you realize that isnt far from the truth
i might even have kids by the time yharim is out
closer to 5 than 10 imo
SSO has been in work since 2016

id say it's more inbetween
Only hags would know
is there anyone still active here that was around in 2016
did the server even exist
i showed up in 2021 and i feel like i've been here forever
old
Troll face died so Calamity could be born
girl you're a newgen
im fuckin old enough to know that yharim once was "lord" in his name before the rewrite
it feels like months ok
Permission to call u hag
jungle tyrant..
i was around 2018/19 for a brief moment then died till 2023/4
permission DENIED
ages ago i had an idea for yharim's throne room to be through a background door in the temple that takes you to a subworld 
ee core
you can call me Little Goblin Thing
yharim when i chuck an atomic bomb through the subworld gate completely nuking the aerie
Little hag
explodes u
I died around pre 22 then got revived by BH
you can call me Little Goblin Bunny Thing
i died soon after 22 and was revived by fables
i was banned for 4 years๐ฅ
or, LGTB
Good one
lmao
honestly though
When I just joined I put a gun on Merk's head
were superbosses really necessary
Didn't get banned tho just a little tap on the wrist
feels like overkill and not worth it
AEW
wan't jared considered a superboss at some point
yes
was never an actual boss iirc
id consider scal and exos superbosses
superbosses are way stronger than reasonable for the tier by definition
yharon is cal final boss in my eyes 5ever
and are usually optional
oh future bosses
yeah those uh
those were
uh
the term superboss can be used in multiple different contexts
i do want to see PW turned into an actual boss

leviathan is super sized so it's a superboss too
and of course i cant forget the super failure being superboss cal clone
no thats a supboss, anahita isn't super so it gets half a super
and then there's the super mediocre (super)boss ravager
leegrid canon when
Mediocre is crazy
tomorrow
Ravager js super lame so itโs a superboss
yeah you get it
tomorrow
ravager having golem's ai is crazy
YOU have golem ai
slime god super mid biome mimic ai
Slime God can be somewhat compared to Queen Slime
You can just be killed by minions and not actual boss
Theyโre both slimes
And related by lore
Yeah related
Honestly, I can consider Exo Mechs a super boss, as for me, they are harder than SCal in general.
And if to remember earier days of Calamity, Providence felt more of a roadblock than most of the other bosses. Ofc, DoG being the other one.
primordial wyrm is what id consider to be a post game challenge, like an epilogue boss
The only real superboss is astrageldon
your damage is capped
itโs wayyy off tier for pre ml
the drops are op
it?
Halibut Cannon was a fun weapon early on release.
(Considering it scaled through world states)
But cheaty and required quite some grinding to get.
idk still just a post game challenge
supreme calamitas is very super in many aspects
same with exo mechs
like i said it's just a bad term because super can describe a lot of things
you can say leviathan is a super boss because of its super size
While SCal is decently hard, yeah, she doesn't require a ton of space to fight
While EXO mechs pretty much need the same arena as for DoG, or even bigger
(But considering you fought DoG earlier, you would already have one)
Never considered Leviathan as hard boss. Anahita gave much more troubles honestly, with some random hits.
As for me, Plaguebringer Goliath is way harder
when surge driver is turned into a launcher it should have a dedicated function where it locks onto enemies
like not just homes on them or smth like actually locks
with a reticle thing or a square over them or smth
surge driver should be a Car
Surge driver should be a railgun
titanium railgun upgrade
evil unknown spoiler of doom
i probably would've been in calmain earlier had i not been avoiding it like the plague
i mean i still do/did i just only started talking here occasionally after becoming a dev
scary server
eat you alive
deploy the Worms
understandable choice
Did they change anything on the Plaguebringer Goliath's fight since I left last year?
Or is it still the same ram slop (with a bit of running) boss as I still know it
we are not saying ram slop
nope
no major update since may 2024
I wish I'd do the same tbh.
is there gonna be any optimization on some of the weapons since they produce so many particles which lags the game a ton
also is broken biome sword getting reworked
a large portion of the mod's weapons are being reworked next update
with more to surely follow
and they mainly utilize vfx instead of dust
just having the jungle attunement removed
- it looks ugly on most weapons anyway
- it lags so much
same with biome blade?
no
thats kinda lame, it really deserves a rework
its visuals and animations are kinda low quality imo
they just seem so weird sometimes
ESPECIALLY the jungle attunement
it might get one is eventually
i'm just talking about brainstorm
also it's very new for a weapon
also question is
will most reworked swords get swinging animations like that one uelibloom sword
terratomere?
By the way what are the cosmic guardians again
Are they DoG's summons/the little worms in the fight
i think its dog's summons on death mode
i don't remember what that looks like, but they're definitely moving away from the standard broadsword swing
they kinda js follow him by his head
yes
you know how most swords kinda just have that one animation similar to vanilla
where theres no unique vfx, and it doesnt fit for big swords
And there goes a source of HP as per log 736 in #changelogs
uelibloom has vfx accompanying it's slash and an arc-kinda slash
also why is ark of the cosmos in the brainstorm chart
is it getting reworked
and is celestus ever getting a visual update
the "big rip" attack is getting updated slightly
and galaxia is just retiered
lame
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yeah
all the miracle weapons are getting resprited at some point
with a completely different color palette
i didnt mean the sprite i meant its vfx
cause its really uncool and laggy as hell
laggy?
i imagine the functionality will be changed at least a bit
well
when it hits an enemy
it sends like 10 particles in multiple sides
that isnt TOO bad when you're not fighting any bosses
but on bosses it just lags the game a ton
i think thats just a case by case basis
you should see svantechnical on dog 
ooh yeah that ones funny
what
both svantechnical and infinity are pretty fun ones
im gonna crash out if 1.4.5 doesnt have an option to disable combat text
what combat text
when you hit enemies it shows how much damage you deal
infinity was funnier when you couldnt stop it from shooting you had to sit through the entire thing
oh damage numbers
lmao
do you think anything that floats is particles
ok are you playing on 3 lemons or something
what's ur setup
no
dude i think thats a you problem if your computer cant even handle the numbers that pop up when you hit enemies
i would agree on dust spam but damage numbers are such a non-issue
and from what ive been hearing from you, i think its a hardware problem not being able to keep up
dude when i fought destroyer
i got like 8 fps cause there was like 50 particle effects from weapons and 60 combat numbers at a time
mmm
yeah that should be fine
i mean, my pc runs smth like nms on 45 fps consistently, so its kinda a problem with terraria's engine as well
yeah thats definitely hardware limitations
even my shitty little craptop that i first played calamity on didnt struggle because of the fucking damage numbers ๐ญ
i am talking about vanilla gang ๐
nms is not resource intensive though
THATS WORSE
the lag would be worse in calamity
because mods
You should play wotg
IF YOUR COMPUTER CANT EVEN HANDLE VANILLA THATS WORSE!!!
which is why i have like 3 optimization mods to remove dust, combat text, optimize black tiles, motion smoothing, and allat stuff
my laptop isnt really.. made for games
what do you mean by motion smoothing
its a config in one of the opt mods
it messes up physics sometimes but does improve performance
which is
high fps support
if youre gonna say high fps support im gonna tweak out
omg
youre running high fps support on a pc that cant run nms at 60fps??

the entire point of that mod is for people that have high refresh rate monitors and letting them be able to run the game higher than 60
it has some optimization features though ๐ญ
afaik those barely make a difference(roughly 2-5ms of optimization)
i guess i'll remove it from my modpack and use frame skip instead
i think i was just an idiot cause my fps just went up to 60 on scal
either way the best kind of optimization for the game is to run less mods anyways
only so much one core can do at a time
...get a new device.
have you seen the ram prices bro ๐
It will go down soon gng ๐
if by soon you mean 2 years then sure ๐ญ
has the steam machine price been announced yet
no official one but its speculated to hover around $700-900
Did you try using dlss
900 bucks for an overglorified pc?
with the current prices of every pc component that might actually be a bargain
id say its relatively cheap
considering the shit ongoing rn
i have no idea what that is
astrumpillar
I think dog should be a caterpillar, a very hungry caterpillar
i think dog should be a single celled organism
i agree
Play Firmament Tide
(when it's outยฉ)
Will the changes made to the bosses in Revengance carry over to Master?
master wont have changes to ai anymore
^ calamity is not changing vanilla ai in the vanilla difficulties starting next update
hi
Is progression changes to vanilla still staying
well yes because youre playing calamity
kind of a weird question to ask lol
no bro. we're moving everything to post ml ๐โโ๏ธ
Post Moon Lord Moon Lord
True eoc
the illicit triplets
the horror
You're true there is 3 true eocs
Buying an actual ram is cheaper than a good ram stick iirc
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is it bad that i read this in Allen's voice
2.1 delayed by 5 eons cause the devs have to make npc portraits for all the calamity npcs
i like this thing
I think thatโs the hippopotamus
im so excited to do a skyblock seed run whenever my pc is fixed idk when that'll be ever actually
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also the new dungeon looks SO COPOL
chippy please give us the trailer analyzation video
watched it when it premired
it was already goated in 1.4
fr bro, everything always releases during school days and i cant enjoy anything๐ญ
Calโs gonna have a field day with the talk sprites
Also spriter hell but ignore that
He's the one who made it btw
i know
....Okay
Aside from future NPCs and resprites Cal only has 4 NPCs, I doubt it'll be THAT bad
Still contributes, though
Also I think there might be something like a pre-Plantera launcher weapon?
Shimmer Pylon's cool
2 summon tag damage, unique whip effect: strike enemies with primed energy, causes meteorites to fall on primed enemies hit by summons
it looks like so
It also has flashier visuals than all the current Launchers (Except maaybe Celebration MK2)
also that one weapon used on the twins looks very interesting
Killing Deck of Cards? Dead Cells weapon
how is 1.4.5 gonna affect the the upcoming calamity updates? Will we get character portraits for everyone?
and will we have calamity skyblock support
Likely a lot
Well next update probably won't be affected much, but the one which ports to 1.4.5, sure
i figured the next update would be a port, since it seems likec SSO is still far away
unless theres another update before SSO
(i havent been keeping up with calamity much the last year)
nah port's probably still at least 3 months away, and next update's coming like next month or in less then a week at earliest
so my presumption was sso was still next
tldr: Everything that has been worked on but SSO
also the armor display on the character creation menu is sick
grabber
Sir this link directs to the calamity newsletter
and this to my channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
I know that URL from memory
yes, its youtube
I got got the other day. I looked at the link and it felt weirdly familiar clicked it and was so disappointed in myself
Wasn't this one but a different commonly used one
I'm curious what's going to happen with queen bee music
Since apparently she's getting a new one
Also destroyer and BoC still will share a music
Imagine if they have different faces for different lines
have fun with scal portrait lmao
who knows
amidias portrait
horror
all i care about really is cultist and prime themes
Banished to hell for being used for Ocram too
If cal adds this as one of his portraits I think I will
i didnt even notice this lets goooo
sooo did some1 know when calamity update?
february probably
Apparently it's the Barrel Launcher from Dead Cells
LFGGG DERELICT DISTILLERY MENTIONED (i'm gonna jump in a volcano)
I can see cal devs adding this as an actual portrait
maybe april fools one
maybe this as a 0.1% chance of appearing randomly
me too
vro Barrel Launcher is in the collab ๐ญ
it's so jotchua
very cool stuff
can't wait to try out Dead Cells stuff
we got Ram Rune really
how is it gonna even work in Terraria ๐ญ
break breakable floor
I'm guessing it'll allow you to slam down in terraria
oh, the groundslam
Kinda like a ground pound
if it's gonna be prehardmode that'll be wild
movement tech
because then we can make Sabaton the hardmode upgrade
no...
sabaton was already gonna be the hardmode upgrade of iron boots ๐ญ
ok but what if
perhaps combo
combination
yeah
yeee
shove em together
Clearly referring to the dungeon breakable blocks
yea
holy peak
peak addition honestly
there's so many 1.4.5 things to try
ok tupid I don't remember all vanilla spoilers
summoner will be kinda fun I think
yea well u remember the cal ones
tupid
summoner's looking on the terraria wiki on how to summon fun
more whips!!! and more minions
did Cryogen got mogged chat
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wait what is in slot 0
I need to see it in-game tbh
ye I think it did actually
new item in slot 0
this aurora is much nicer to look at
yea because cryogen's aurora is above background right
Not really imo. I prefer Cryogen Aurora's colours
this one is below
Also I've only seen one other person notice this but dark parts of the moon are actually sprited and not invisible
shimmer pylon?
yup
palball
or
fuck
palsphere
whatever its called i forgot
legally distinct spherical capturing tool
Spirit mod found dead
palsphere i'm pretty sure
Palball
palball sounds too similar to pokeball
WHAT
Palball has a funny flow
NPCs are now getting portraits.
Looks like you gotta make them for calamity npcs now
they kept the Flairon the assumed "rework" is just a new item called Flailron ๐ญ
wtf
Aren't they just 2 different modes of 1 item
spriter_hell.gif
really
goblin with stardew portrait looks cursed ngl
Like you can spin it and launch it like with all other maces
Thankfully theres only 4 calamity npcs, 3 that actually matter
now we can see just how tasteless the mechanic is
Oh god it just hit me
We gonna be able to see the face of the dryad and zooligist in detail
truffle..
Oh god
Im sure calamity fans will be normal about a calamitas portrait
they reworked flairon?
You have more hope then me
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iirc its a very rare drop by breaking an altar
mechanic u gotta give this goblin some estrogen ๐ its not too late
only a good thing ill say
Altar is a limited resource why ๐ญ
source
glorpshit
Die
now i only have one request for relogic, and its to update the damn ocean lol
if we will ever get another update
hard agree 100%
Nah this is the final update 

ocean rework in like any of the crossplay progression updates
not exactly since its worded vaguely but here https://forums.terraria.org/index.php?threads/terraria-state-of-the-game-october-2023.130412/
im guessing that next update (assuming its the same size as this one) is gonna take 4-5 years
terraria 2
i feel like this implies it might be only obtainable if u get rid of every other altar....thats the vibe i get
random evil materials at an anvil/heavy work bench + ecto mist
u mean random patches of evil? already did in 1.4.4
bet
Realistically itl either happen really quickly or never
i hope the alters are a fishing drop at least
speaking of anvil, the new crafting UI is nice
no
the thing where altars can spawn anywhere underground outside evil biomes
he just stares you like this

i wonder if there are going to be diffrent faces depending on the dialog
I doubt it
Although calamity should add that to all the npcs
Come on sprites get to work
sso delayed my another 50 years
but if its just one single portrait for every possible interaction then it should be probably be fine
or just the update after brainstorm, if its still called sso
there might be but idk
I can only think of summoner rebalance being delayed since uhhh new 1.4.5 summoner stuff
wasn't most of the balancing stuff based around stacking?
stacking and tag flat/multipliers I think
for the latter the deal was like, because in pre-hm the tags are multiplicative they don't affect that much as compared to flat tag
it would be funny if relogic just balanced summoner themselves in 1.4.5
probably not
vanilla summoner is alr fine
but i would be funny
They might just have done stat changes
upcoming starcrasher whip has like, 2 tag damage + an effect
do yall think whips were the right choice for a new summoner weapon? or do you think it should have been something else
here we go again
its kinda complex
whips are 100% a good addition in my eyes
previous to whips there was this idea of summoner using mana to empower them or something
whips are good
made summoner less boring
many floating ideas, yet the best implementation was just balancing summoner on its own with minions
pre 1.4 summoner fans were the real ones ngl
while i wish whip stacking was made an intentionaal mechanic, whips on their own give a lot of complexity to the class
which led to uhh 1.3.5 -> 1.4 porting just annihilate any pre-existing concepts of summoner balance
mid range on a low defense class is cool
whips are fine I think
heres my opinion on whips
I like whips
Cant wait for calamity whips to come in and be balanced only for 1.5 to completly upend the balance on a different class
whip stacking is complex to say but oughhhhhh
WHAT THE FUCK
Here's my opinion of Kiriwhite
Maidenless
as for like different ideas of what could have been instead of whips uhhhh
kill you with Ozz
i would not take that if i were you
many floating ideas,

I remember when whips were introduced to cal during porting and belladonna staff still had the fucked up low damage spread shot and that just broke the game entirely
whip stacking is cool and all and i wouldnt be surprised if it was somewhat intentional the issue is what whip stacking entails for summoner as a class overall
post the 15 second cultist clip
altix clip
I guess they did add Pufferfish and Orcas, but Orcas might mostly act as flavor & they (as well as presumably new Water chest loot) won't carry the entire ocean
Jamie pull up the clip
orcas are re-implementations, not surprised considering vanilla reutilized music from old-gen console versions
i think at some point plaguebringer armor also had like +20 flat damage to summons iirc
still pretty cool though
i want it to look different, feel like an actual ocean
what the ocean actually needs is loot not related to underwater exploration it makes no sense to explore underwater (which iss like one of the only times ull do so) just to get gear that makes water exploration easier
tsupid
actually i think that's appropriate, so long as the first visit isn't too hard and the gear doesn't make further visits too easy
the thing is
the trident,
Fabledโฆ. Fablesโฆ
fabled summoner reforge
another fables w!! !
didn't they show what are possible stats for that reforge though
Npc portraits
gif of guy receiving an award at a gameshow
if it was just the first part of the ocean biome, id be fine with it :) but like, thats the start and finish of the ocean biome
sadly not
that is true
It must be peak itโs rainbow
yea, now the best reforge for a weapon has a rainbow shader
even the trident iirc in stats is just a little better than the spear AND ITS main function is underwater exploration
Will they add the fargos npcs to items thing to vanilla with the palworld collab
Maybe it focused in stats that benefits the minions
and also stops you from reforging anymore I think unless you kinda force it (??????)
as little as you need to interact meaningfully with the abyss, i think it does a pretty good job of exploration balance
stats that benefit minions rn are
no it stops you from over clicking
i saw minion size get tossed around a bit thatd be cool
damage, minion knockback, minion speed (?)
It's a just a small animation to prevent you from missing a high tier reforge
yea I was trying to express over clicking
minion velocity and acceleration would be pretty neat
Fables in vanilla before the fables update ๐ฅน
insanely fast as shit blade staff
+10 minion slots
until you find a finch staff with a negative reforge and absolutely cannot hit anything
atp I'm making a new world
I wonder if npc portraits change after you shimmer them
minion aggro
finch staff, slime staff and wand of sparkling should have been craftable items
minion size would be neat too, but i strongly suspect the effect would be way too small to ever be worth or even visible
like with melee size
titan glove pmo
increased size is not noticeable yea
make melee size bigger!!
If all the Pals will be summon stuff then this will truly be a Summoner & Builder update
extra size would be a really good niche of gear investment if it DID ANYTHING!!!
at least 18 new furniture sets, so
the turtle thing seemed to be utility
builder nation winning
why do people dislike palworld again
Uhh many reasons
Something about the companies other games being low quality or something like that, for one? I think?
Pokemon clone (?)
Supposedly AI generated models (?)
I'm not an expert on this really
pokemon clone as in it seems they literally copied pokemon models in a lot of cases
woah based
wgat
stealing from nintendo is awesome
when palworld came out I was like "Is this just pokemon"
True....
it's not really based
they didnt the person who provided proof intentionally changed the models of pokemon and pals
because people forget developers =/ company
yes
You are not stealing from nintendo
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You are stealing from creature designers who work for nintendo
You're stealing from Game Freak
whoever made the models doesnt own their work, nintendo does
cuz thats how copyright works
and the Pokemon Company
the person that gave the proof directly stated later that they specifically changed the pal models to look closer to pokemon models
ur stealing someone elses work
it wouldn't be acceptable to do it to random john artist ya find online
It shouldn't be acceptable to do it to artists who worked on pokemon either, they're not the company
And frankly palworld knows what theyre doing
theyre not #based #gamers who are going on an awesome anti corporate move against nintendo
speak of the devil https://youtu.be/PyHICSK4Z24?si=hfe-Smn9q_ZLKuFi
theyre just lazy and want money lol
they specifically designed the game
to be as immediately attention-catching as possible by having like
OOOO OOO
you can hunt ENDANGNERED POKE - i mean PALS
oooo you can ENSLAVE THEM AND PUT THEM IN FACTORIES
correct me if i'm wrong again, but i recall that the creator said palworld has Guns and Animal Labor in it specifically to make westerners gawk at it
they did this because the shock value is eyecatching
my actual thoughts on palworld itself is its just ark survival evolved slop ith pokemon paint
yes!
-yeah
also didn't nintendo patent the creature caching mechanic
I think they tried to at one point but didnt succeed
Pal world is NOT a Pokรฉmon ripoff...
Its an ark ripoff
to my knowledge the whole reason they made the character designer as wacky and zany as it is was to appeal to western audiences who like making their characters ugly
But yeah palworld kinda sucks and is using nintendo also sucking as a scapegoat to be shitty and steal from artists
all that instead of going after something they actually should (like traced models)
btw sorry for ssparking a conversation like that
wtf ๐ thats insane
if anything I think GF and Big Videogame should provide basic labour rights to their workers,
doesn't their terraria collab ad have ai art in it
only after palworld released
Wait what
Feels like it, for sure
oh right that
i know it was alleged to be ai iunno if it was ever confirmed or not
Yeah that happened
that or this is just a bad spriter
ark slop
that pickaxe kills me
the bunny looks cool
this just looks like a shitty upscale job tbf
nothing particularly screams ai
the patent application was sent in like 3 months after palworld released which nintendo then tried to use as an argument to get palworld taken down via dmca
yeah ๐
not to mention
its giving so retro
So Retro!!
creature capturing isnt even unique to pokemon
SOOO RETRO
waow!!
golden sigma
i will save you
hideo kojima:
hideo games
Hideo Kojiming my hideogame
hideo "game" kojima inventor of the hideo game
i fucking love this image
THEORY: There have been no good video games ever created
i will help you.
undertale if it was a good game
wdym no good video games Peggle is the ultimate videogame ever made
hype moments and aura
TRUTH: Chrono Trigger was the only good game ever made
Lmao
glover:
fact checked by real american patriots: โ TRUE โ
It gets close
videogame industry fell off when they invented Pong ๐ฅ ๐ฅ
"a delayed game is bad, a rushed game is bad, all video games are bad, i fucking hate video games" Shigeru Miyamoto
shigeru "Hideo Jame" miyamoto
can we discuss how ark survival evolved fucking sucks i have no doubt palworld plays almost exactly like it
isn't that the 100 dlc game
yes
like it was always ass
but atleast it was fun ass.
now its just ass.
these are my words of wisdom
ark has probably more dlcs than all paradox interactive game dlcs
doesn't the newest ark game use ai in its trailers or whatever
it was the tuber game of the week like 10 years ago
Saved the wisdom
I met Miyamoto once on a business trip to Japan in 2003. When I asked him about Mario, he flew into a rage and berated me in front of concerned coworkers before seriously injuring 3 of them. He truly is a visionary โค๏ธ
@nocturne crater i feel like i heard this from you can you confirm
๐ฅโ๏ธ
praying to god that i pinged the right omni
ark evolved had its servers terminated when ark ascended released
lol
Oh yeah p sure it does
that's really all i know
Omniosu ๐
the world if there was a good dinosaur game
dinoblade:
coloring dinosaur game for the NES
Yoshis island
what
that's it there's no more dinosaur games ever
it had a fun little gameplay loop even if the fact the game took up that much memory by itself from the getgo was already atrocious
but it just kept getting worse
We donโt fw Yoshiโs Universal Gravitation?
oh right i wanted to play dinoblade demo
not newest ark game, but a map dlc they made
right
spore
Good
it's also very confusing because the map was made for evolved for some very weird reasons, which is the original and abandoned version of the game
good game
are straight people removed from cal yet
thats cheating, its like saing minecraft is a dinosaur game
im working on it!!
mechanic and goblin thinkerer still in
Mechanic and goblin tinkerer still exist
well there's no confirmed straight people in the mod that i can think of
unless you're counting vanilla npcs
amidias
i think
mechanic cmon give the goblin some estrogen
also amrs dealer
There is a dinosaur game its called Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 written in fucking Assembly
They reach 27% on the HomoMeterโข so itโs passing, but barely
tragic
this is clearly queer discrimination
we can still save her
does she?
to me she does tbh
i'm literally coleman so i'm just gonna take your word for it
Idk what that is
dunno what it is about her that does it it just does
grrr i hate straight people grrr
Nurse gives wine mom energy without the mom part honestly
unless you're a straight person and your name is keith
๐ฅ
Thereโs worse names
he knows who he is.
Pubatron
i'm neither girls nor gays but i like feeling included
feel like you could get the arms dealer to try out men
Arms dealer is either closeted, homophobic or obth
true
Pubatron 2: The Rise of Pubert
All three
this is why he hates the demolitionist
Arms Dealer is probably just a straight guy honestly
Ranger is a bit of a zesty class but his straightness balances it out
Demolitionist is aro/ace his only wish is destruction
demolitionist is Bombs
Lamp Oil, Bombs, Rope? You want it?
It's yours, my friend, as long as you have
Bombs comes after Rope
Demolitionist is attracted to the lonely mountain
fuckkkk
chillest demolitionist advice: "Problems? Just nuke them!"
Hey mountain are you lonely? Well I can fix that
and then he throws bombs at it
i guess he can kinda fix it by splitting it into 2 mountains
Split the mountain into two
thats true
Is draedon gay
why not nuke the mountain directly
no
demolitionist the typa guy to post pictures of beatiful caves with the caption "imagine a mining outpost here ๐ "
melon gun the repetition devil from chainsaw man
Oh yeah
i feel like yharim only had eyes for yharon
This jit cracks mountains (literally
You think Cyborg is queer?
yharon is his pet
demolitionist type of guy to not let go through a fireworks section in walmart
that seems disrespectful to yharon
cyborg is a stereotypical robot character hed be likwe BEEP BOOP I DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT "LOVE" IS BEEP BOOP
its literally his pet ๐
Being completely genuine here no yharim is too locked in for his sexuality to matter he could be the straightest or gayest motherfucker to exist and he would be so locked in on committing genocides to care or notice
yharon is literally close to 20 times older than yharim
Thats what i think
true
yharons a whole ass man
probably smarter than yharim too
hes not yharims pet hes yharims brother in arms hes yharims oomfie
yharon being his pet would be weird
So whatโs the morality of the age gap there
yharims bestie
Yharons a whole ass 2000 year old (at minimum) super dragon
Does it even matter after a certain point
Stronger than you yharons left wing feather response
shrug
stronger than you desert scourge 2nd body segment sprite response
i dont think anything ever came out of it but im sure there was some tension in there
like it happens in war
Stronger then you sepulchre tail segment sprite response
these words are meaningless
Stronger then you vanillin YOU tag response
๐
"Stronger then you sepulchre tail segment sprite response" vanillin response
sso getting delayed means itll take longer for me to b e able to see the new desert scourge very sad
turn around kid itd be a crime
what are you excited the most for 1.4.5
