calamity-update-talk

[pseudo vector]

42 items is not a small number LMAO

[still bluff]

Thr last one comes out with the yharon resprite

[blazing field]

what 🥹

which one ...

[still bluff]

Secrets (idk)

[blazing field]

the glupping blade

[still bluff]

It's going to be SS or Z with no inbetween

[deft lily]

balls 204

[pseudo vector]

the "unstable caster's gauntlet"

[still bluff]

Oh that thing

[pseudo vector]

its the single most complex weapon in the mod's history

[blazing field]

it has a unique mechanic where you can glup enemies to inflict them with the grungulated debuff

[pseudo vector]

it legit makes the biome blade line look somewhat simple by comparison

[polar tide]

patreon items are to caldev what the alarm clock is to toby fox

[blazing field]

grungulated enemies have all of their attacks replaced by grunglenian versions

[blazing field]

🥹

me when a random ass donor weapon is more complex than literally every other weapon in the mod

[still bluff]

Can we ban all the patrons for this btw

[blazing field]

kill 7 billion donors

[mighty geyser]

I FUCKING LOVE THAUMCRAFT!!

[still bluff]

Every time an overly complex or poorly designed donor weapon is added, 4 orphans die

[pseudo vector]

i haven't read the implementation for some of the patron items but i'm not excited to read them cuz i'll probably feel bad for the coders

[blazing field]

can you. send the impleemntation for the gauntlet

[amber furnace]

wait a minute... what if they made addon mod bundles that add donor items
you can get the addon mods if you want to play with them but they would be separate from the actual cal content
and when the "backlog" starts to get too overwhelmed, just make a 2nd addon mod bundle if that makes sense

[blazing field]

i am deeply curious but don't know if thats something you can diclose

[still bluff]

Probably not iirc

[polar tide]

50 dollar

pay up cheese

[still bluff]

So true

[blazing field]

that like, goes against the entire point of donor items

[still bluff]

The problem is not spacing out when to add them
The problem is adding them at all

[blazing field]

And it wouldn't really change anything because devs would still hvae to make them anyways

[orchid finch]

why do patrons want complicated items, why can't someone request "the bolt grub" that just fires lightnings at enemies

[still bluff]

The backlog is requests that haven't been made yet

[pseudo vector]

there's so many that its just a matter of getting them done and into the mod

[hasty tangle]

no one is born cool, except for patreon donors who asked for literally anything other than a weapon

[blazing field]

society if donors could only ask for vanity items such as vanity armor, pets or dyes

[polar tide]

the bolt grub is a dev item

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/mercy-overwatch-come-here-gif-14280244

[still bluff]

[hasty tangle]

more donors need to ask for tools or smth

[icy stump]

Or furniture

[deft lily]

if i had a patreon item it would delete the entire mod from existence

[still bluff]

Donor couch

[deft lily]

natural selection

[blazing field]

donors that asked for furniture as their donor tiems are like the coolest people ever

[pseudo vector]

there's actually a handful of armors but its mostly weapons

and there's some pets too

[still bluff]

And then there's normality relocator

[orchid finch]

Thaumatic Chair

[blazing field]

i fw this person heavy

[orchid finch]

snail

[pseudo vector]

LOL

[blazing field]

if i had a donor item id ask for a Evil Sludge block taht does literally nothing and you craft it with 1 rotten chunk

[steady sun]

No Patreon toilet

[pseudo vector]

NO WAY SOMEONE'S DONOR ITEM IS A FUCKING CHAIR

that's beautiful

[orchid finch]

not only is it a chair

[deft lily]

huh interesting

[polar tide]

going back in time to get a donor item that is yharim plushie

[orchid finch]

it is a combination chair

so it's technically zenith throne

but like

a chair

OH WAIT YEAH ZENITH THRONE

[mighty geyser]

maybe tgen there would be dyes in the mod that dont just apply an ugly transparent shader

[still bluff]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/958418404769943572/1121584362786398238/attachment.gif

[barren nacelle]

Goo Gazer sludge

[azure oak]

if i could add a donor item i'd actually wanna add something with utility that isnt either combat or just a funny thing

[barren nacelle]

I’d want something novel but not a nightmare to add

[blazing field]

if you place down the evil sludge block it kills you in real life

actually it should inflict a debuff that does nothing while the player is near it and the debuffs tooltip is just "you are being killed in real life"

ythatd be funny

[barren nacelle]

“Awful Sludge”
Kills you in real life

Do you get it do you get the joke

[azure oak]

i mean technically you are dying, just at a normal pace

[still bluff]

Cheese block

[barren nacelle]

MTG flavor text I’m funny guys

[amber furnace]

ohhhhhhh ok I see

[still bluff]

What if calamity added a milk ingot

[orchid finch]

what for

to craft a cheese bar?

[azure oak]

no

[blazing field]

fluffy you should learn how to tmod specifically just to add my evil sludge block

[orchid finch]

stop talking

[blazing field]

Don't say that

[lapis oak]

what...

[proud plover]

This. I dont think the remaining 42 (!) donor weapons should be implemented. As compensation the donors from that list should get the chance to instead wish for a purely cosmetic item.

There are no donor items in the future.

[lapis oak]

show...

[orchid finch]

if I do so will you accept it? 🥺

[cosmic hollow]

I want express my opinion

[blazing field]

fluffy i don't have mod perms still i havent turned on my 2fa i have ptsd now

[orchid finch]

your opinion is objectively wrong, sorry

[azure oak]

inside thoughts should probably stay inside

[blazing field]

can u kill thatguy or something

[modern grove]

Thoughts inside me

[orchid finch]

why do you still not have 2fa

[still bluff]

Brainstorm will receive one more PR with tbe description "cheese sludge"

[blazing field]

i have 2fa ptsd

[orchid finch]

damn

[barren nacelle]

Sludge for reference

[cosmic hollow]

Just let me….

[blazing field]

no because this is a public server and one with minors on it don't say weird shit

Burrower

[lapis oak]

alright buddy

this literally happened yesterday

is this dejavu

[still bluff]

Cheese you should get 2FA set up

[blazing field]

alright buddy. so here's how it works: its called green humour.

i should but the horrors bro

the horrors

[pseudo vector]

what happened lol

[blazing field]

i lost my account to 2fa

[azure oak]

so that's why you have a new account

[barren nacelle]

I witnessed it in real time

[blazing field]

i can probably activate it again right now and just like. stash recovery codes in my priv server which i shouldve done with my old account but i was too lazy to

however im a changed woman

i have learned from my mistakes and grown as a person

ill set up the codes later since my phones charging rn

[vivid hemlock]

crispy you did this

[orchid finch]

I did too

why is Crispy getting all the credit

🧻

I meant to send the rolling eyes emojis

[modern grove]

Activate the rats

[orchid finch]

but this works I guess

[barren nacelle]

I’m the source of all misery in the world

That’s why I had to kill Cosmore and Fabsol

[orchid finch]

damn you Crispy

[barren nacelle]

They were throwing off the balance

[amber furnace]

fire toilet paper reaction

[orchid finch]

wait what's with Cosmore tho, what did I miss with them?

I guess this warrants a DM explanation

[barren nacelle]

I’ll dm you

[blazing field]

nvm i literally cant enable my 2fa without my phone

guess ill have to wait on that

[still bluff]

Yes you do need a phone to enable 2fa

[lapis oak]

be sure to not forget backup codes this time

[blazing field]

Burrower

[vivid hemlock]

give me your ores

[blazing field]

blows up and drops 2 platinum

[autumn compass]

Also store your backup codes somewhere physically as well

Speaking from experience

[barren nacelle]

Write them on a giant scroll

[steady sun]

Carve them into your walls

[autumn compass]

(I lost an old account because the device I had my backup codes saved on broke)

[blazing field]

ill write them on a piece of antique heirloom parchment and store them in a large ornate chest made of the finest wood, to then hide it beneath an X marking the spot amongst an small isolated island in the pacific sea

[polar tide]

my passwords and pins are all recorded in scrimshaw on an ancient cursed skull

[deft lily]

unfortunate.

[barren nacelle]

Blunderbeard finding your 2FA codes

[steady sun]

Hide the codes so well you cant find them later and repeat the process

[barren nacelle]

My passwords are all remembered by my little homunculus I keep in a bird cage attached to a giant crook I carry around. I shake the cage really hard when I want him to recite them

[deft lily]

anyways uhh where yharim

[polar tide]

this one wins

[blazing field]

this reminded me that blunderbeard is in calamity mod

[still bluff]

Best brainstorm change

[polar tide]

suspiciously-yharim-shaped-throat-lump-jak: uhh yharim? no yharims around here no sir!

[misty wren]

blunderific

[steady sun]

Floating somewhere

[deft lily]

devs doing anything but yharim smh

no wonder dm dokuro left smh smh

[steady sun]

[modern grove]

Yharim was scrapped unfortunately

[steady sun]

God i missed wires

[modern grove]

He will be replaced with a much better villain

[blazing field]

Jim Bacon

[modern grove]

The rat monarch

[blazing field]

The new Calamity Mod villain

Jim Bacon

[misty wren]

the jonkler

[dusk bronze]

jacob baconson

[cunning sequoia]

jongler

[orchid finch]

not even John Wulfrum 🥀

[modern grove]

John wulfrum is a hero

[vivid hemlock]

bacon ox

[orchid finch]

actually true

[blazing field]

He'll also be assisted by his brother, Timmy the Bucket Man

[orchid finch]

compared to that lame-o Yharim 🙄

[steady sun]

The villain is yourself

[modern grove]

Jonathan "I'm the inventor!" Wulfrum Gorb

[steady sun]

Skippable on low%

[blazing field]

Timmy the Bucket Man will have a unique boss fight where he puts you inside of his bucket

[dusk bronze]

the villain is YOU!!!!!!!!

[orchid finch]

my name is john

[polar tide]

yharim has been replaced with this

[orchid finch]

I made the wulfrum

[cunning sequoia]

what about yharim's brother, uharim?

[blazing field]

yharim isn't real

wake up

[deft lily]

anything but yharim smh

smh smh

[blazing field]

Jim Bacon and Tim the Bucket Man are the messengers of the new age

and age of prosperity and glory

[deft lily]

no wonder 22 devs left

[modern grove]

Yharim was replaced with the existential question by the John titan spawn and Jane titan spawn

[blazing field]

Yharim was replaced with throudon

[dusk bronze]

true

[steady sun]

Yharim was

[stone fiber]

Is this AI Deltarune?

[modern grove]

Fuck my chud life I'm killing myself

[deft lily]

xzier why are you boom reacting me

[dusk bronze]

explode

[blazing field]

No that's normal deltarune

[deft lily]

no thanks

not my cup of tea

:)

[dusk bronze]

:(

[blazing field]

AI deltarune would say something like JOE BIDEN LOVES GAY BURGER! instead

[steady sun]

Nitroglycerin

[polar tide]

we are yharim kirk we ignite the fl i cant even finish this

[high scaffold]

BS in near future

[modern grove]

You should k

[steady sun]

Lets not

[modern grove]

Kirk yourself

[deft lily]

you should all perish because i said so

[hushed hazel]

[steady sun]

Lets see what else was good

[stone fiber]

Turnip Boy?

[modern grove]

Do you think stilt stroller should have a golden critter variant

[steady sun]

No not this time

[stone fiber]

[modern grove]

Also I think stilt stroller should be catchable with a bug net

[steady sun]

The IRS got him

[blazing field]

isnt it huge compared to most other critters

[modern grove]

It can make funny cartoon deer noise and have something like "wait... How did you..." in its tooltip

[blazing field]

it would be funny though

[modern grove]

It should make a rubber sound when you catch it

[polar tide]

youre the one who designed it right that means this must be implemented

[modern grove]

Like it got compressed

[blazing field]

you should be able to right click stilt stroller to sit on it

like youre riding it but youre not actually controlling it like a mount or anything

youre just sitting on it

[stone fiber]

Okay guys since we were talking about donor items I've got an interesting idea
Since the 10th anniversary is coming pretty soon there could be a special spriting contest for the donor items that haven't been sprited yet, and the winners get their sprites added into the mod
What do you guys think?

[polar tide]

no

[modern grove]

Kill 7 billion donors

[steady sun]

Thats like

At least 2

We cant do that many

[deft lily]

never have ideas again please and thank you

[modern grove]

How will this affect parasitic cuckoo wasp population

[steady sun]

Catastrophically

[blazing field]

I mean it would be a way for devs to not have to make those fucking sprites

[polar tide]

this is what im always asking man

[blazing field]

But also like

I dunno if that's like

allowed

given donor items paid for their stuff

no idea though

its not that terrible of an idea but i dont think itd work

[stone fiber]

Okay better idea

[deft lily]

no

:)

[polar tide]

also 10th anniversary celebrated by being like "you get to do our job for us" would be pretty lousy in my humble onion

[blazing field]

thats true

[modern grove]

It would be cute to have an art contest for 10th anniversary tho

[polar tide]

True..

[blazing field]

thats also true on the other hand

make my

uhhh

post moon lord enemy contest

[stone fiber]

We can just make it a vanity contest and the winners get added

[icy stump]

A painting contest

[polar tide]

vanity contest would legit be really cute

[blazing field]

a vanity contest would be cute

[deft lily]

meh who give af about the 10th anniversary

where yharim

[steady sun]

I’ll make your uhhh chhese dont worry

[vivid hemlock]

YES!!!!!!!!

[modern grove]

Yharim sprite contest

[dusk bronze]

ok bit's old

[blazing field]

i want to see the masses creature design

[dusk bronze]

true

[stone fiber]

Like the ones Thorium does

[vivid hemlock]

post ml evil biomes enemies 🙏

[blazing field]

we havent had that since the critter contest but unfortunately on that one alot of the submissions were just trying to be cute to appeal to said masses rather than actually being interesting and i think that was kinda lame but with a enemy contest rather than critter thatd be less of an issue

[deft lily]

kid named voluntary commitment

[polar tide]

ill show youmy creatures someday

[pulsar cobalt]

meow

[modern grove]

Gotta scan all the Creatures through my throudongpt brain and steal all of them for firmament tide

[stone fiber]

The unenlightened masses

[halcyon seal]

like spriting a vanity set or an in-game vanity contest

like the vanilla one a while back

shit no there were two

AND BOTH ARE THE ONES IM DESCRIBING WHY IS THIS SO HARD TO

[stone fiber]

Wdym two

What was the second one?

[halcyon seal]

it was for halloween on the forums no

[stone fiber]

Oh right

[blazing field]

for the post moon lord creature contest i submit uhh. yep

this guy

[deft lily]

post ml enemy contest sounds interesting

[blazing field]

his name as you can see is pablo

[deft lily]

tbh

[pulsar cobalt]

if theres a creature contest im submitting a space creature

we need more space lore in calamity

[blazing field]

he spawns in hell exclusively and drags oyu down to the depths of tartarus as an attack

[pulsar cobalt]

(that isnt just deus)

[blazing field]

i mean hell by the way

not hter underowrld

hell

like b iblical hell

he only spawns there

[pulsar cobalt]

so in brazil?

[hushed hazel]

for the critter contest i submit this guy. their name is ███████████ and they have three health

[modern grove]

Hi spinosaurus

[pulsar cobalt]

tetanus joe !!!!

[polar tide]

oh poor thang

[blazing field]

hey thats not his name he's pablo

[stone fiber]

If there's a creature contest I'm submitting a bleamur resprite

[stone fiber]

Outside Looking ahh

[steady sun]

What a happy little guy

[deft lily]

[blazing field]

they spawn in surface glowing mushroom and nowhere else

[modern grove]

Very nice rendering btw I enjoy it a lot

[blazing field]

and only after youve killed storm weaver

[modern grove]

Mycelium weaver

Crackship name for crabulon and SW

[blazing field]

clothwire ....

my beloved evil ass crackship that actually makes alot of sense if you stop to think about it just outside of a romantic context

[deft lily]

what

[hushed hazel]

seems pretty self explanatory

[deft lily]

thanks captain obvious

tbh i find shipping to be weird but to each their own ig

[hushed hazel]

you're welcome 450062421294579712

[blazing field]

signus x draedon sounds ridiculous on first glance given they have 0 interactions with eachother ingame but also if you stop to think about it they're like perfect for eachother. just, realistically, outside of a romantic context since i dont think either of them wants or is even capable of indulging in romance

[steady sun]

Who

[deft lily]

?

[steady sun]

User ID

[blazing field]

them being made into plushies at the same time was a sign

[deft lily]

i see

[modern grove]

This name could work for clothier x mechanic ship but this one is kinda diabolical

[deft lily]

aaaand im out

[hushed hazel]

i gotta be honest that was my assumption

[blazing field]

no clothier x mechanic is fucked up and evil

[polar tide]

the topic of calamity mod shipping comes up and i have to leave the room and calm down

real ones know

[hot knot]

[modern grove]

I don't take shipping seriously I find it pretty silly

[hushed hazel]

dog x himself

[blazing field]

yharim yumeshi

gets shot and killed

[orchid finch]

EVERYONE IS AROACE NO ONE LIKES NO ONE AAARGH THE WORLD HATES ITSELF

[modern grove]

But I don't mind about people who do

[blazing field]

True.

[polar tide]

that would be funny but no

[hushed hazel]

it's just him looking in the mirror and going "you ARE that guy, pal. you ARE that guy"

[blazing field]

That was literally the 2nd highest ship on the tierlist

[steady sun]

Why is there a tierlist

[blazing field]

behind only Agnus Immolatus and Being The Goat which was the single highest ship on the entire tier list

[hushed hazel]

lmao

[steady sun]

You people cant have been this bored waiting for sso

[blazing field]

Well i streamed it on twitch

[deft lily]

yeah like 😭

[pulsar cobalt]

smh shameless plug

[hushed hazel]

brother you have not seen the shit that's been going on in this channel if you think that

[polar tide]

i did the tierlist and forgot about it od you want to see

[steady sun]

Ive been gone for like

[modern grove]

This is like the tamest ship talk I think

[blazing field]

You should've been there there was a time where my randomized spotify playlist by pure chance started playing bonetrousle immediately after a mention of the roaring knight

[steady sun]

A decent while

[blazing field]

i clipped that shit

[modern grove]

You haven't been in other communities

[pulsar cobalt]

🔥

[hushed hazel]

the prophecy

[blazing field]

always bet ..

[deft lily]

this whole channel is just full of people who are bored tbh.

myself included.

most of the time

[blazing field]

also yes

[polar tide]

will dm

[blazing field]

im so sorry you had to deal with my evil ass fucked up tier list because i didnt expect anyone else to wnat to use it

😭 😭

[polar tide]

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[blazing field]

i added a bunch of random bullshit to make the stream funny

the ants bro .

[polar tide]

YEAH I NOTICED

[hushed hazel]

the horrors

[hot knot]

[blazing field]

every few ships there'd be a ship of a calamity character with like a normal real life ant and id put it into a designated ant tier

i didnt ever elaborate

[blazing field]

just. ants at random intervals

go into the ant tier

no explanation given

[hushed hazel]

i respect the bit

[deft lily]

this isn't very uhh

-# update-ious?

so uhh
BS tomorrow

[steady sun]

Incredible

[modern grove]

Ant queen Karmelita x endangered rare Australian "Dinosaur ant"

[still bluff]

Cheese streams sound like an experience

[deft lily]

im sure they are (probably)

[placid kite]

Are all the changes in chanelog pushed?

[orchid finch]

yes

they're in the dev build

[modern grove]

Not sunken sea ones tho

[orchid finch]

yeah

[deft lily]

anything sso related is not in the brainstorm update

[blazing field]

as it says in my bio

[placid kite]

man i really want to play some calamity but i gotta wait for the update

[blazing field]

normal

[orchid finch]

weak aura

[deft lily]

my bio is uhhhhhhh

nothing

yeah

[orchid finch]

strong aura is starting a playthrough and then restarting it once the update drops

[modern grove]

Strong aura is wanting to play wotg but not wanting to play calamity

[placid kite]

[orchid finch]

my bio is interesting

[placid kite]

maybe i start my playthrough now and play the update on infernum or something

[deft lily]

okay i have games listed but thats about it

no pronouns
no nothing

[fierce nebula]

That would be dumb

[orchid finch]

I wouldn't recommend that at all

[placid kite]

that would be

[orchid finch]

considering the Brain rework

and DoG rework

[fierce nebula]

I would do it the other way around if anything

[placid kite]

i dont think im good enough for infernum 😄

[modern grove]

Call will change rev+ BoC and also dog in general so what's the point of experiencing update with infernum on

[fierce nebula]

Do an infernum playthrough now and do basecal when the update drops

[modern grove]

Ig you can disable it for those bosses

[deft lily]

awful choice

pro tip of advice:

never touch infernum

or unless, yknow, you hate yourself

[shut ridge]

Hi

[placid kite]

i guess i just wait for the update

the urge is strong though

[modern grove]

1.4.5 tomorrow

[shut ridge]

Throudon is telling the truth

[orchid finch]

throudon you lousy motherfucker

[shut ridge]

My uncles neighbors stepfather works at terraria

[deft lily]

kind of weird to have "paypal me 100 USD" dont you think

[hushed hazel]

why

[shut ridge]

you should do it

[hushed hazel]

i'd also want people to paypal me 100 usd

[blazing field]

PAYPAL ME 200 USD

[modern grove]

Donate to me 7 billion dollars

[shut ridge]

Right

[blazing field]

https://tenor.com/view/30000-usd-gif-13674633028161831364

[fierce nebula]

What

[shut ridge]

Guys don’t do it

you have so much to live for

[blazing field]

please give me money. hi

hi give memoney

[hushed hazel]

don't say that

[blazing field]

gi.

h

hi

[shut ridge]

pls

[modern grove]

Cheeseburgr

[deft lily]

apologies

[shut ridge]

i want to buy the new fortnite battle pass

[hushed hazel]

i will give you an ancient, presumed extinct bacteria that will wreak havoc upon the world

[orchid finch]

i just sh- sorry

[fierce nebula]

That doesn’t cost $100 buddy

[deft lily]

if your poor just get more money

duh

stupid liberals...

[shut ridge]

you know i never thought of that

[orchid finch]

I mean there are a lot of things you can do with the spare money

like

buy Nubby's Number Factory

[deft lily]

if your homeless just buy a house

[fierce nebula]

Buy trove

[deft lily]

duh

[shut ridge]

Like buy it again next month

or perhaps purchase a tier in Calamity’s patreon wink

[fierce nebula]

You can buy 10 battle passes with that money

[blazing field]

I can probably sell that to the government for alot of money

Just ignore whatevert they'll do with it for the next like hundred years

what matters is that now i have 5 dolla and can buy hamburge

[hushed hazel]

pleasure doing business with you

[fierce nebula]

No the government will steal it from you and cover it up

[modern grove]

Next 2 years*

[deft lily]

government talk

goopbye

[shut ridge]

They will literally kill you

[fierce nebula]

🫧 🐠

[blazing field]

they wouldnt do that to me

[modern grove]

Kill 7 billion political leaders

[orchid finch]

🎣

[blazing field]

maybe to you

but not me

i'm literally cheese

everyone loves me

[shut ridge]

Do they know if your chill like that

[hushed hazel]

top 15 in the world

[blazing field]

top 15 in the world

[shut ridge]

what’s up my cheese

[blazing field]

the ceiling ..

[hushed hazel]

i was gonna make a joke about buying the signus and draedon plushie but i don't think they're on sale anymore

[pseudo vector]

they went off sale a week ago

we probably should have announced that

[modern grove]

Buy troodon plushie

[orchid finch]

you don't even have a plushie

[modern grove]

All money goes to troodon charity

[orchid finch]

you don't even have a charity

[polar tide]

i want pancakes

[shut ridge]

I like your pfp

[amber furnace]

i want vurgers

[polar tide]

i want pancakes with bacon and scrambled eggs and a hashbrown and hot chocolate

[modern grove]

So you think this poor little thing should starve to death and go extinct????? You hate troodons?????

[hushed hazel]

that's fucked up zav

you're being kinda problematic ngl

[modern grove]

Very heartless

[shut ridge]

we should publicly execute him

[orchid finch]

woah there

now that's uncalled for

[amber furnace]

well im alive and he isnt

soo

[orchid finch]

sorry but that already doesn't seem like a healthy and alive species

[amber furnace]

I mog gim

[shut ridge]

But like we want sso bro

[amber furnace]

him

[modern grove]

Check again

[orchid finch]

why kill me then?

[muted cliff]

survival for the fittest sorry bro

[twin bloom]

Why public tho do it privately

[orchid finch]

it's not like my death will bring sso

[shut ridge]

Sso calls for you

[muted cliff]

well i cant really say that because im obese

[orchid finch]

no it doesn't

[fierce nebula]

How do you know

[amber furnace]

public

[hushed hazel]

we should at least try

[modern grove]

Sacrifice Zav to sunken sea gods

They're famous for their person sacrifice

[twin bloom]

For tyrian

[blazing field]

+..

[

[orchid finch]

yeah well what if it fails

shouldn't you try like

a fish first?

[shut ridge]

give a man a fish

[modern grove]

Wouldn't that be blasphemous

[orchid finch]

fish fear women

me want me

[pulsar cobalt]

why would a fish help

[orchid finch]

cause it's a water creature???

wouldn't that be logical

[shut ridge]

Sunken sea

Fish

[dense sundial]

“I didn’t! That was a joke, too-“

[modern grove]

Sacrificing a fish for the fish gods sounds like a quick way to fish hell

[shut ridge]

I mean they has a pretty good point guys

[twin bloom]

Fih

[pulsar cobalt]

we are trying to bring back fish not get rid of them

[orchid finch]

[amber furnace]

what is fish hell like? is it hot? doe it have lava

dose

dose

dose

does

[orchid finch]

doze mentioned

[hushed hazel]

then we have at least made an effort

[twin bloom]

Doze

[amber furnace]

💔

[shut ridge]

do they still breathe water in fish heck

[twin bloom]

Dozer....

[modern grove]

Fish hell is just a frying pan

[pulsar cobalt]

[shut ridge]

Yummy

[twin bloom]

😋

[hushed hazel]

thank you for keeping the chat family friendly

[modern grove]

But imagine a human person going to fish hell

Aka frying pan

[fierce nebula]

🫧 🐠

[twin bloom]

They will be nicely asked to leave by the fish i think

[amber furnace]

🎣 🐟

[shut ridge]

Your welcome but I think i’d be happier if uhhhhhh you gave me server admin instead haha

[fierce nebula]

[twin bloom]

[hushed hazel]

you can get some pocket lint and dog treat crumbs

that's the best i got

[shut ridge]

that’s more than the average chat member gets

I’ll take it thank you mr tetanus joe

[hushed hazel]

pleasure doing business with you

[twin bloom]

This is so unfair

Where is my pocket lint

[modern grove]

I think,

[hushed hazel]

nothing left

[shut ridge]

Do something incredible

[twin bloom]

Thats pretty solid evidence

[shut ridge]

And we never heard from him again

[twin bloom]

😔

[hasty tangle]

bro is

[dense sundial]

That’s actually a pretty good argument!

[hushed hazel]

rene descartes?????

[twin bloom]

I dont think-

[hushed hazel]

then i'm afraid you ain't

[deft lily]

rare footage of John cal user thinking

[orchid finch]

omg tofu haiiiiiii

[boreal edge]

Squish worm until it pops

[past coyote]

Sure why not, I want fragments

[orchid finch]

noooo don't do that

noooo 😭 what's wrong with you people

[modern grove]

Kill 7 billion sharks

[cunning sequoia]

rotate 7 billion sharks

[summer shore]

grill 7 billion shanks

[wise bolt]

???

[orchid finch]

wtf...

[wise bolt]

when the hell was this a sticker

😭

[summer shore]

Fire sticker I thin

[orchid finch]

it's not from this server

and also

a bit offensive

[pulsar cobalt]

okay !!

[wise bolt]

somewhere else but i have no idea where

[pulsar cobalt]

doing that now !!!!

[bold radish]

is there any date for the next update?

[modern grove]

Kill them and eat their skin and chew their pathetic cartilage bones and digest their fish meat

[boreal edge]

I don’t think worms have hands

[orchid finch]

January-February

no clear date yet

[boreal edge]

That’s crazy when you think about it

[wise bolt]

[orchid finch]

now you're taking it too far

[bold radish]

they will update to the 1.4.5 when it realeases?

[orchid finch]

you'd have to wait for tML to port to 1.4.5 first

that's gonna be a feat and a half

[modern grove]

Finish the job and make sharks finally go extinct

[orchid finch]

so what, you wanna make sharks go extinct, for what, so that troodons live?

your logic is evil

[modern grove]

Earth couldn't do it asteroid couldn't do it

Surely people can do it

[boreal edge]

Let him be ambitious for a minute

[modern grove]

Pollute the 7 seas

[modern grove]

Sleep with 1 eye open Mr shark

Learn from dolphins

[still bluff]

In the end the sharks will fall to throudon's one man crusade

[boreal edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/897614777315123230/1189288948783136888/169AC91D-DC7E-4101-B076-83521C30DFB6.gif

[orchid finch]

he will be a crusader...

may I say...

[wise bolt]

[orchid finch]

JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, Part 3: Stardust Crusader(s)

[lapis oak]

squash

[wise bolt]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-EYItmW8AE8F3a.gif

[orchid finch]

no I think that's a cat

[turbid halo]

Hallo peoples

[orchid finch]

hello there dear internet user

[orchid finch]

so real

[wise bolt]

petting my worm

[halcyon seal]

i-..what... ?

[orchid finch]

no please we don't need to reenact that image

[wise bolt]

i...i can't do this right now...

[pearl sentinel]

STOP PLEASE 😭

[cunning sequoia]

i love that image because i knew a person who'd talk exactly like it

[prisma cipher]

Goober

[orchid finch]

welp, time to call it a day

goodnight cut

[high scaffold]

Calamity update talk

[fierce nebula]

🎶 🎷🐛

[dull heart]

Hi

[dull heart]

I can hear exactly what tofu would sound like if this gif was them

[stone fiber]

Omg it's sparkle emoji doze sparkle emoji

[dull heart]

wow!

[stone fiber]

Like what?

I want to know

[dull heart]

iykyk

[fathom girder]

It's elite ball knowledge

[open cargo]

how many bosses will there be between scal and yharim

[dull heart]

0

1 if you do scal pre exos

[fathom girder]

I thought it was gonna be double digits

[open cargo]

wait so its not even like yharim SHOULD be that distant of a boss what the hell

[fathom girder]

Like 00

[open cargo]

why havent they started working on him yet

[pseudo vector]

because we want to improve the rest of the bosses first

[dull heart]

Because why would we put the capstone boss on the mod when the rest of it sucks

[fierce nebula]

Because the rest of the mod sucks

[open cargo]

didnt think they were that bad

[halcyon seal]

devs have said yharim wont come until the rest of the mod is good

[open cargo]

most of the bosses are fine

[fathom girder]

Once you see brainstorm

You'll realize

[fierce nebula]

❌

[dull heart]

we'll only be adding yharim once the rest of the mod is to a place we're satisfied with

[amber furnace]

because why would you build a golden throne for a castle in ruins

[halcyon seal]

theyre really not lol

go see other modded terraria bosses

they blow cal out of the fucking water

[dull heart]

Most of the bosses right now are worse than they used to be years ago

[vivid hemlock]

what the fuck the philosopher

[pseudo vector]

we'd much rather use the time improving bosses so we can use that as practice for when we do get around to yharim

[distant raft]

i think i will check out tremor

[open cargo]

this was a hard as shit line and yeah thats fair

[halcyon seal]

tough luck shits not on 1.4 anyways

[fathom girder]

Yharim will use moon lord ai

[distant raft]

surely nothing can be worse than fucking alchemaster

[halcyon seal]

i forgot about that guy LOL

shoutouts to gameraiders for archiving all this random ass old 1.3 mod stuff

[open cargo]

so will like

EVERY boss be revamped

[pseudo vector]

pretty much

[halcyon seal]

except for providence i think

and maybe leviana and scal im not sure on them

[distant raft]

surely

[mystic eagle]

Guards are not guaranteed too iirc

[open cargo]

OHHH wait are those cool as fuck concept arts from 10,000 years ago going to be used

[halcyon seal]

most likely not

[dusk bronze]

those are the ones that probably won't get resprited

[dull heart]

those artists left the team

[dusk bronze]

no

that's calamity fables now

[halcyon seal]

also, that giant dog sprite you saw? yeah chances are thats not happening lol

[dusk bronze]

different mod

[pseudo vector]

those artists now work on calamity fables, we'll be making new concepts for our new interpretations of the bosses

[open cargo]

oh thank god theyre still going to be used for something

[dusk bronze]

but the new concept arts are even cooler imo

[modern grove]

The 22 artists are either adapting their concepts elsewhere or implementing it in fables

[open cargo]

i have a soft spot for that perforators one

[dusk bronze]

true

[open cargo]

more reasons to be excited about fables

[fierce nebula]

Calamity fables will be finished in 200 years so it’ll be a bit

[modern grove]

The legged perforator will be in fables yea

[open cargo]

so will calamity ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[dusk bronze]

but like
look at new ravager

[distant raft]

souls dlc 🤤

[modern grove]

Not all concepts lost to 22 will be in fables tho

[open cargo]

so this one will be in calamity?

[pseudo vector]

yes

[open cargo]

ive got a bunch of them saved because theyre awesome designs

[modern grove]

Because plenty of bosses won't be in fables

[fierce nebula]

It looks silly

[open cargo]

ah wonderful

[modern grove]

No PBG no calclone

[pseudo vector]

but yeah we have a lot of work ahead of us

[fierce nebula]

Current ravager sprite makes no sense to me

[pseudo vector]

yharim won't be happening for a long time, once we're done with reworking everything it should be ample practice for when we actually make yharim a thing

[open cargo]

shame about pbg, one of my favourite bosses

[fathom girder]

Uber mimic

[open cargo]

does fables have a discord?

[distant raft]

yeah

[dusk bronze]

yep

[pseudo vector]

we'd much rather make him good when we get to him instead of making him now and having to rework him later

[dusk bronze]

#other-discords

[distant raft]

#other-discords

[pseudo vector]

and yes fables has a discord

[open cargo]

aha thanks

[halcyon seal]

this yharon design might exist at some point before humanity goes extinct

[dusk bronze]

what are the odds fables sunken sea comes out before sso

[halcyon seal]

100% because you said that

[dull heart]

between 0% and 100%

[fierce nebula]

Surely it won’t take THAT long

[halcyon seal]

do you want to be the one animating those wings

[pseudo vector]

animation is the big chokehold on yharon rn

[vivid hemlock]

im betting 90%

[pseudo vector]

not blaming dia at all tho cuz that sprite is gonna absolutely be hell to animate

wings are not easy to animate, let alone wings that're that detailed

[open cargo]

just give it 2 frames, one where the wings are upwards and another one where the wings are flipped upside down

ez gg

[dusk bronze]

[dull heart]

simply remove the wings

Problem solved

[fierce nebula]

Eewwww

[halcyon seal]

you might be onto something there

[modern grove]

Unlikely because fable dev is stuck in employment hell

[fierce nebula]

❌

[midnight beacon]

Yhon is now canon

[fathom girder]

give the wings rotation anchors

[dull heart]

Perfect

[pseudo vector]

thank you yhon

[fathom girder]

chicken nugget

[pseudo vector]

saviour of calamity

[fierce nebula]

Leaked final yharon sprite

[pearl sentinel]

OBVIOUSLY he will be like senator armstrong and minos prime

[fierce nebula]

The wings were too hard

[mystic eagle]

Does this imply Yharon is the Jesus Christ of Calamity?

[midnight beacon]

Also CDMusic, what are some good free plugins you use?

[pseudo vector]

when we make yharon's rework we should just have gfb be yhon instead

[dusk bronze]

he did come back from the dead

[halcyon seal]

This is my message to my master:
Would you have 1 or 2 dollars

[dusk bronze]

and can heal other people

[fathom girder]

with bohldor AI

[native thistle]

the secret more EVIL phase 3

[midnight beacon]

Would you like a message to my master or will you double it and give it to the next person?

[pearl sentinel]

this is still one of the funniest things he ever said

[distant raft]

alright but he's also mr genocide's right hand man

[halcyon seal]

what

that shit was said

man i dont want minos prime in terraria how the fuck would that even work

[pearl sentinel]

fabsol said before that he wanted yharim fight to be like minos prime and senator armstrong

which like

how

[halcyon seal]

you move at mach 12 with wings of rebirth alone

[fierce nebula]

Make that the gfb yharon sprite now so gfb yharon is 100x more detailed than the regular sprite

[pearl sentinel]

i really hope this is a real thing and not something ive gaslit myself into thinking is real

[pseudo vector]

idk how we'd make that work, especially considering how lackluster fab's coding was

[distant raft]

aren't they grounded

[fathom girder]

yes

[mystic eagle]

It's real yes

[halcyon seal]

im assuming that translates to "boss that gets in your face"

[pearl sentinel]

thank fuck dude

god

its so fucking funny

[pseudo vector]

also 2 3d bosses as a reference for a 2d boss

[pearl sentinel]

what does he even mean

[distant raft]

you would have to have like 95% flight time reduction

[pearl sentinel]

lets be real it would be those 2 and whatever the fuck else fab would have been playing at the time

[mystic eagle]

Can we turn Yharim into a star fox boss

[distant raft]

or have a very short roof

[halcyon seal]

i think if i had to design yharim right here right now, maybe artorias from ds1 dlc could be decent inspiration?

[midnight beacon]

Fabsol was definitely a special developer

[halcyon seal]

i fuckin love that fight

[dusk bronze]

permanent icarus' folly

[distant raft]

not enough you still have 3 seconds of flight

[dusk bronze]

and extreme gravity

[distant raft]

hmmmm

[native thistle]

galacta knight yharim

[dusk bronze]

and the ravager one

[mystic eagle]

I'm more of a TotK Ganondorf fan

[halcyon seal]

but honestly i have no idea how youd make a melee boss fight work with cal's endgame movement

youd need to like

defiled + no hooks

[pseudo vector]

which btw, using 3d bosses as a ref for a 2d boss is not necessarily a bad thing but how would we adapt a melee focussed fight in a 2d environment

[autumn compass]

Just disable wings altogether

[pseudo vector]

you're removing an entire dimension of movement

[fathom girder]

make it a 3d fight :)

[fierce nebula]

Only good thing about totk ganondorf is his design

[dusk bronze]

mandatory defiled

[fierce nebula]

He has infinite aura

[halcyon seal]

even then you still have featherfall and bundle

[midnight beacon]

I remember the Yharim fight would’ve required Murasama

[autumn compass]

Bundle of Balloons for the win

[halcyon seal]

so you prob outmaneuver the shit out of him

[pearl sentinel]

I have thought about totk ganondorf when it comes to yharim in terms of the vibes

[halcyon seal]

you have to be making that up

[pseudo vector]

hey don't diss on totk ganondorf that fight is genuinely so fire

[autumn compass]

Just pull a ravager and disable Bundle of Balloons too!

[midnight beacon]

Something called the Ultra-High Frequency Murasama

[cunning sequoia]

but... this is my sword...

[fathom girder]

Totk ganondorf is one of my favorite fights

[pseudo vector]

i adore totk ganondorf

[pearl sentinel]

totk ganondorf fight fucking rules

[fathom girder]

He's actually threatening as a boss

it's wonderful

[fierce nebula]

The fight is ok but his backstory and motivations are abysmal

[dull heart]

??? Wild

[pseudo vector]

easily one of the most satisfying bosses i've fought in a game period

[mystic eagle]

TotK is my favourite Zelda fight in general

[pearl sentinel]

he uses the fucking gameplay mechanics

[halcyon seal]

i should play totk someday

it looks SO good

[fierce nebula]

Also it’s insanely easy to cheese

[silk zenith]

hes 100% better than botw ganon

[pearl sentinel]

how are his motivations like any different than

[fierce nebula]

Like everything in totk

[dull heart]

okay yes totk lore in general is like

[mystic eagle]

Me not learning how to Flurry Rush prior to the fight definitely kicked my ass

[pearl sentinel]

oot ganondorf

[dull heart]

stupid

[pseudo vector]

okay i will agree that his story is a little basic but the fight fucking rocks

[dull heart]

but totk ganon fight is peak

[cunning sequoia]

also wait wtf hi spect i didnt know u were in this server

[fierce nebula]

Use bullet time and win

[fathom girder]

the only thing I liked about totk was the ganondorf fight

lol

[midnight beacon]

Oh hi

[pearl sentinel]

how do you get through that game without knowing how to flurry rush what

[dull heart]

it requires actually knowing timing and the boss attacks to do that

[pseudo vector]

i beat that shit with 5 hearts and no gloom heals on me, one of the coolest feelings ever

[mystic eagle]

He wants a more natural way of life, the life of the strongest. The localization just screws that over and goes for a "haha evil better"

[fierce nebula]

No it doesn’t

[dull heart]

my 5 year old brother does it fine enough

[fierce nebula]

You get to a high place and shoot him

That’s not hard

[midnight beacon]

Ahem
“The UHF (Ultra High Frequency) Murasama was a planned upgrade for the Murasama. It was planned to have several abilities and be a key part in defeating Yharim. The sword would have been able to emit gusts of energy, bypass 50% of enemy defenses, and allow the player to use a dash which acted as a better counter scarf dash with a certain key. The item has yet to be implemented due to one of the sprites being unfinished and the devs not wanting to code it. The sprites for the sword, dash cooldown, and attack have remained in the files.”

[halcyon seal]

is there like a fan localization or smth

[mystic eagle]

I hadn't played BotW in like 4 years before picking up TotK

[halcyon seal]

oh my god LOL

[pearl sentinel]

what the fuck are you talking about jesse

[midnight beacon]

Yeah, Murasama would’ve been the cornerstone of the mod

[cunning sequoia]

being like 1-2 hits away from death and beating a boss is the coolest shit

[midnight beacon]

🤮

[halcyon seal]

theres a timeline where this item exists

[mystic eagle]

The localization I talked about is the English localization

[pearl sentinel]

why was fab so obsessed with mgr

the game isnt THAT good

[fierce nebula]

Bullet time is disgustingly overpowered and I hate it so much

[pseudo vector]

like i lost a bunch of hp during the mob battle before the ganondorf fight and i had to "fuck it we ball" the ganondorf fight

[halcyon seal]

no i mean for what youre talking about

[tropic jolt]

hype moments and aura

[pseudo vector]

i beat ganondorf having never killed a lynel

[midnight beacon]

Overrated af in my opinion

[vivid hemlock]

fabsol putting 5 billion references into the mod

[cunning sequoia]

iirc he had that often

[halcyon seal]

why was everyone in like 2019

no it was more 2021

[cunning sequoia]

finding a game he liked and being hyper obsessed

[mystic eagle]

The japanese version (thus initial script) has the former section be his motivation

[silk zenith]

lynels are so much harder than ganondorf

[dull heart]

totk ganon was definitely the best fight in either it or botw

[cunning sequoia]

and trying to add as many things from it to the mod as he could

[distant raft]

mgr im sure is a good game but cmon this is not the mgr mod

[dull heart]

Maz Koshia would have been better if it wasn't so stupid easy

[mystic eagle]

Yes that's called optional super strong enemies

[halcyon seal]

botw is really good but it does not have great combat lol

[distant raft]

you can add hf murasama if you make the mgr mod

[halcyon seal]

except for that one fight at the end of the dlc

that was pretty great

[dull heart]

like even my 5 year old brother beat maz koshia first time

[midnight beacon]

At this point just make the mod about metal gear rising revengeance

[dull heart]

that is not an exaggeration either

[tropic jolt]

wait it isnt?

[pearl sentinel]

doze could your 5 year old brother beat rev first time

[dull heart]

no

unless he was also on journey godmode

[halcyon seal]

my 5 year old cousin could beat me at paper airplane making

[orchid finch]

Depends on which one

[dull heart]

my brother has no chance of beating ganondorf though

he can't flurry rush or parry

[fierce nebula]

You don’t need to flurry rush or parry

[halcyon seal]

thunderblight was weirdly hard compared to every other boss in botw honestly

i dont know what the intended way to do him is

[fierce nebula]

Parrying is basically useless in 99% of situations anyways

[mystic eagle]

That's what most people say

[dull heart]

Thunderblight was probably botws best boss

[dull heart]

parries and magnesis

[halcyon seal]

is it fucked up to say i like windblight more

[dull heart]

I think

[pseudo vector]

i learned flurry rushing not long before fighting ganondorf

i made sure i aced it

[dull heart]

when I fought him last month for my brother on the dlc parries just made thunderblight a joke

[pseudo vector]

and then went for the final fight

[fierce nebula]

Yeah and its sequel that came 6 fucking years after it that reuses 99% of its content and assets didn’t improve on botw’s combat system at all

They buffed bullet time for some reason

[cunning sequoia]

calamity-ganon-talk

[midnight beacon]

This mod’s fanbase has 4 braincells and 3 of them are dedicated to MGR:R

[dull heart]

it's almost like combat isn't the main draw/point of totk or something

[halcyon seal]

ok thats pretty good

[mystic eagle]

True

[silk zenith]

i just beat infernum dog 🥹

[midnight beacon]

Yooo congrats

[halcyon seal]

nice but wrong chat

#calamity-addon-talk

[twin bloom]

your did it

[silk zenith]

yeah yeah ik

[distant raft]

yeah this is the ganon channel but gg

[mystic eagle]

Most people judge TotK by how "Ocarina of Time-ish" it is, which is obviously not how it should be

[midnight beacon]

Did you happen to beat Old Duke?

[fierce nebula]

Then what is? The exploration is shallow because it’s literally just botw and the shrines literally don’t have puzzles because they’re all embarrassingly easy to cheese

[silk zenith]

yes i did

[fierce nebula]

Rocket shield or recall

[dull heart]

it's an open world sandbox game

[fierce nebula]

This is the solution to 99% of this game’s puzzles

[pseudo vector]

as someone who didn't play botw before totk i really liked totk

[dull heart]

if you think around it (rocket shield) then the sandbox lets you do so

[pseudo vector]

its a very fun game

[mystic eagle]

How many other solutions are there for the same ones?

[fierce nebula]

Building is uninteresting because the objectively best design is the hoverbike

[dull heart]

it's not meant to be strict and rigid

it sounds to me like you're optimizing your own fun out of totk tbh

[mystic eagle]

Are you forced to use what's objectively the best?

[fierce nebula]

Why would you do any other solution when using recall or a rocket shield is significantly easier and faster

[fierce nebula]

Why wouldn’t you

[white aurora]

fun

like you can do things for fun in the game

[dull heart]

because it's more fun otherwise

[pseudo vector]

because that's boring

[dull heart]

My goal isn't to just beat the game as fast as I can

[mystic eagle]

Because I want to have fun utilising the sandbox elements in an open world sandbox rpg

[dull heart]

it's to have fun

[fierce nebula]

There needs to be a reason to use your game’s mechanics

[orchid finch]

Pull out the Rover screenshot

[pseudo vector]

you come up with your own solutions to problems and that's the fun part of the game

[halcyon seal]

idk why but an edit of this box art that makes the title THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: TEARS OF THE KINGDOM popped into my head

[dull heart]

there is a lot of reasons to use totk mechanics

[halcyon seal]

does anyone know how to do that

[fierce nebula]

No there aren’t

You use a hoverbike to get around

[dull heart]

it just happens that a couple of those ways to use the mechanics are really strong

[fierce nebula]

Recall and rocket shields to solve puzzles

And bullet time to kill everything

[mystic eagle]

Getting a Silver Boss Bokoblin to aggro a zonai device and just get beaten the shit out of it is very funny

[dull heart]

see I never even conceived the idea of a hoverbike when I played it though

[pseudo vector]

me neither

[mystic eagle]

I did not either

[pseudo vector]

i just rode around on my horse lol

and occasionally used a flying machine

[fierce nebula]

Horses are useless in totk

[dull heart]

I built stuff but never the two fan one steering stick thing

[pseudo vector]

okay?

[white aurora]

building a spinning laser device to fodderize a bunch of bokoblins is really funny

[mystic eagle]

I had the most fucked up way of travelling imaginable

[dull heart]

Horses are fine

[white aurora]

i just ran around on foot everywhere

[fierce nebula]

There are literally towers that let you fly anywhere you want