calamity-update-talk

[polar tide]

talk there

abour it

(im in there lol

[jaunty acorn]

I don't even know who Tyrant is bro 💔

[arctic cliff]

supposedly he was a big ol jerk

[gray trench]

No

[mystic eagle]

Such as?

[arctic cliff]

real shame tho, he did well with the pumpkin moon theme

[jaunty acorn]

Can't remember their exact names

[gloomy grove]

oh thats the first ive heard of this

[arctic cliff]

and then he turns out to be an ass

[jaunty acorn]

But the guy behind the mod of redemption music

[pseudo vector]

i've been on main calamity as a composer since like
2021

[jaunty acorn]

That was good

[gray trench]

Lena raine my favourite calamity composer

[mystic eagle]

He leaked a lot of stuff from various projects

[dusk bronze]

[jaunty acorn]

Whoever made Sunstorm too

[gloomy grove]

[pseudo vector]

how the fuck has it been 5 years ew

[jaunty acorn]

Sunstorm is only one song but it's one of my favourites

[dusk bronze]

i played celeste recently and oh my god it's so peak

wait right

[jaunty acorn]

Split Mod my beloved ❤️

[dusk bronze]

calamity update talk

[jaunty acorn]

But anyways this is calamity

[mystic eagle]

Because 2026 - 2021 = 5

[jaunty acorn]

I don't like how quickly time has gone either

[polar tide]

tyrant was consistently an asshole towards his peers and leaked marketing material so he was blended into a fine paste and spread on toast

[gloomy grove]

also 2020-2023 was a blink and you miss it

[jaunty acorn]

Nah, 2020-2024

[gray trench]

Well it's 2018 how can that be

[jaunty acorn]

I missed 2023 too

[dusk bronze]

oh i didn't know the asshole part. unfortunate

[gloomy grove]

what happened for you in 2024 to feel like that

[jaunty acorn]

I don't know

I genuinely don't even know

It just. Left me

[deft lily]

yeah very not nice guy

but hes gone now so who gaf

[gray trench]

2024 is when i met my wife i think

[jaunty acorn]

But I like 2025 I think 2025 is one of my best years

[gray trench]

My perception of time is low

[jaunty acorn]

Also one of my worst, but one of my best too

[dusk bronze]

what is time

liberal propaganda tbh

[deft lily]

anyways this convo bores me now byyeeee

[jaunty acorn]

Goodbye umbara

[deft lily]

-# sso tomorrow ig idrk

[halcyon seal]

2025 was one of my most depressing years because I can’t remember anything that happened in it

[dusk bronze]

brainstorm*

[halcyon seal]

That’s like 1% of my life completely wasted ig

[gray trench]

It's such a banger

[gloomy grove]

brainstorm yesterday

[dusk bronze]

brainstorm for $50

[polar tide]

i have always been much more upset about the asshole part than anything else bur the leaking is what made ozz nuke him and was more consequential

[jaunty acorn]

What is brainstorm 💔

[gloomy grove]

yes ozzatron

[mystic eagle]

SSO sometime

[dusk bronze]

next update

[gray trench]

I'm already theorycrafting in brainstorm the shits cool

[jaunty acorn]

Oh my god bro I need to catch up in this community

[halcyon seal]

SSO, minus SSO

[gray trench]

Worth 50$

[jaunty acorn]

I've been like. 1000 years behind

[mystic eagle]

Next major update at the very least

[gloomy grove]

the BS update today for a whopping 50 dollas

[dusk bronze]

sso is the sunken sea overhaul
the update that was gonna be the next one

[jaunty acorn]

Honestly? Completely reasonable

I would pay genuine money for calamity

[gray trench]

It's technically not brainstorm, they are advertising the beta build for a reason
Beta

[jaunty acorn]

They could make calamity a standalone game and I'd buy into it

[polar tide]

i have amazing news for you

[dusk bronze]

you can play it early in the patreon

[gloomy grove]

betastorm update

[polar tide]

join me in my auric beta heaven

[jaunty acorn]

While I would enjoy supporting the Devs I don't do subscriptions

[gray trench]

Oh are you auric

[polar tide]

yes

[jaunty acorn]

I always forget about them and end up overspending

[dusk bronze]

you only have to pay once

[gloomy grove]

closeted auric

[gray trench]

Without saying too much i want your opinion on BoC

[dusk bronze]

they don't kick you out of anything

[polar tide]

i had to cancel my subscription in novermber beucase im broke but if yuore auric they dont kill you if you stop paying because ozz is fucking awesome

[pulsar cobalt]

you get to stay in the patreon server, and you can just cancel subscription as soon as you pay so...

[halcyon seal]

Dw ill kill you instead

[gray trench]

Ozz is peak

[dusk bronze]

[gloomy grove]

:(

murder in my calamity update talk thats not very woke of you

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-not-woke-of-you-gif-9661978732600806729

fuck

[halcyon seal]

Name one thing more woke than murder

[dusk bronze]

me

[gray trench]

My vife

[jaunty acorn]

Oh my god wait

[polar tide]

fucking awesome and an incredibly exciting sneak peak into what the devs can do with this game. makes me incredibly eager to see what big E does next. poor guy needs his damage buffed though so i havent gotten to have a "real" experience with him yet

[pulsar cobalt]

yuri

[jaunty acorn]

You can name a town npc after yourself

[mystic eagle]

Not sleeping

[jaunty acorn]

If you get cosmillite

[halcyon seal]

Idk what about yuri that involves murder

[deft lily]

big e so goayted

🙏 🙏 🙏

[amber furnace]

what do you think of old duke 😃

[pulsar cobalt]

[gray trench]

The damage absolutely needs to be buffed, though i think his speed needs to be tuned down

[halcyon seal]

What do you think about little caesars

[dusk bronze]

you can name them anything as long as the devs don't object

[gray trench]

You can see the feedback chat for what i said about him

[jaunty acorn]

Wonderful

[polar tide]

smelly

[gray trench]

I did that

I named an npc Dizzetriya

[jaunty acorn]

I will consider the option

[jaunty acorn]

Which one

[gray trench]

Iirc it was Mechanic because i love mechanic

[halcyon seal]

NEW TOWN NPC NAME: This Is A Test To See If There’s An Upper Limit On How Many Characters Fit Inside An NPC’s Name Before Things Get Weird the Goblin Tinkerer

[dusk bronze]

peam

[amber furnace]

😢

[jaunty acorn]

I don't know which NPC I'd pick

[polar tide]

i named the skeleton merchant freakbob and this will forever be my greatest contribution to calamity and also human society as a whole

[gray trench]

I was tempted to name the party girl "Your Name"

[jaunty acorn]

I think the goblin tinkerer and arms dealer have been most useful to me, but they're assholes

[halcyon seal]

If I’m fr I prob go with Arcueid the Princess if I was on patreon

[gray trench]

Or maybe [Error] the Goblin Tinkerer

[halcyon seal]

Arms dealer is awesome he gives you free pylons

[dusk bronze]

i named the black and silver town cats "hognar the wicked"

[gray trench]

Is this is current

[halcyon seal]

How horrible

[gray trench]

This sounds familiar

[dusk bronze]

yes

[jaunty acorn]

I'd probably go Dophy the Truffle

I love the truffle

[pulsar cobalt]

we should get hognar emote in here

[gray trench]

[dusk bronze]

💚

[pulsar cobalt]

@blazing field can u hold a vote for hognar

[halcyon seal]

Name your guide yharim and throw him into the lava so you can say that yharim is a boss

[vivid hemlock]

[gray trench]

I'm pretty sure this wouldn't be allowed

[jaunty acorn]

Oh my god real

[jaunty acorn]

True

[polar tide]

note: someone was allowed to name the pirate "yharrim" or something along those lines

which is hilarious

[mystic eagle]

I'll give the Travelling Merchant the name

Zeke von Genbu, Bringer of Chaos, also known as Ozychlyrus Brounev Tantal and often adressed as The Zekenator or Thunderbolt Zeke

[jaunty acorn]

I have a friend who hates the Nurse

I could troll them beautifully

[dusk bronze]

this would probably be allowed i think

[halcyon seal]

Why

That’s like the least offensive NPC possible

Aside from maybe the Cyborg

[jaunty acorn]

Name a wizard Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Bumbledoor

[gray trench]

If it fits

[gray trench]

She literally kills you

She explodes you

Violently

[jaunty acorn]

I remember her doing this

[gray trench]

Just for talking to her

[jaunty acorn]

I just can't remember when

When does she do it

[dusk bronze]

gfb

[jaunty acorn]

Yeah

[pulsar cobalt]

im disappointed that no one has called the merchant or trav merchant ea-nasir yet

[jaunty acorn]

I wanna do a calamity gfb run

[jaunty acorn]

OH MY GOD EA-NASIR TRAV MERCHANT

[vivid hemlock]

ay wheres my copper

[halcyon seal]

Can’t, they sell nothing copper

[gray trench]

I eated it

Sorrry

Would the devs technically be Shadowspec Patrons

[pulsar cobalt]

merchant sells copper axe and pickaxe

just in case u lose all ur axes and pickaxes ig

[dusk bronze]

devs can have dev items and donor items

[halcyon seal]

Shit you’re right

[novel maple]

do we have an estimate on when an update is coming out? just curious lowk

[dusk bronze]

assuming they donated before jan 1 2021

[pulsar cobalt]

this month or next month

[halcyon seal]

This month or February

[dusk bronze]

before march

[halcyon seal]

Hopefully

[gray trench]

#mod-announcements

[novel maple]

oh tysm

[jaunty acorn]

Whenever the merchant is called Ea-Nasir make them sell EXCLUSIVELY broken copper items

Like broken reforge

Oh my god I just realised the draedon update was 4 years ago

It feels so much more recent than that

[distant raft]

nah murder's pretty woke

[deft lily]

update that added the worst fucking boss ever

[dusk bronze]

read the server tag buddy

[deft lily]

good job fabsol!

[distant raft]

read the name buddy

[novel maple]

whats bad about draedon

[pulsar cobalt]

wat about a non binary person murdering

[polar tide]

update that added My Goober #mygoober

[pulsar cobalt]

wouldnt that be very woke

[distant raft]

yeah

[deft lily]

calamity-woke-talk

[polar tide]

my sleepy ass would never survive in calamity woke talk

[jaunty acorn]

What

Do you hate the exo mechs that much

[dusk bronze]

the fight is objectively terrible

[deft lily]

not sure whats fun about "running in a straight line until you beat the boss" simulator

[dusk bronze]

boss design gif

[distant raft]

the fight right now is one of the worst in the mod and thats a pretty agreed upon take

[vivid hemlock]

we're sending you to woke island

[jaunty acorn]

I've never beaten the exo mechs by running in a straight line

I love the exo mechs

[deft lily]

agree to disagree

[jaunty acorn]

My only issue with them is the codebreaker

[polar tide]

how i feel hearing these hellish yet truthful attacks on the exo mechs

[jaunty acorn]

They put the codebreaker so out of the way

[dusk bronze]

the fact that you can at all is a problem

[deft lily]

its okay i love dradeon :D

[jaunty acorn]

Yeah true

[deft lily]

best cal character

[jaunty acorn]

I love draedon too he's my favourite

[dusk bronze]

true draedon is based

and exos do look very cool

[jaunty acorn]

Aside from when he starts texting me at 1AM in the calamity overhaul addon

[deft lily]

dradeon: 🗿 ☕

[thick parrot]

Damn

[polar tide]

exos are my favorite boss in the mod and its sofucking embarrassing because as an actual fight they are abysmal

[dusk bronze]

oh my god bruh

[polar tide]

i love exos for basically everything EXCEPT their fight

[thick parrot]

The Terrarian, trying to get some rest.
Draedon: ey Bro, come fight my new mech

[jaunty acorn]

"hey i need u to build my special towers that require 2000 exo prisms for some ungodly reason byebye xx"

[jaunty acorn]

You know what

I would love it if draedon guided us along

[polar tide]

he would not do that

[jaunty acorn]

Like I would love to see early-game mechs that he tests on us

I know he wouldn't do that

But I would love to see it

Would also be a good way to get players to build the codebreaker

Without putting it so generally out of the way

[thick parrot]

All of the mechs look nice

[dusk bronze]

codebreaker will be required to fight plaguebringer and aureus next update

[thick parrot]

the ones in base calamity and the one in WoTG

[dusk bronze]

so there's that

[polar tide]

i wouldnt love to see it because draedon mischaracterization feels like being waterboarded with sulphuric acid for me

[jaunty acorn]

Yeah that

[thick parrot]

hmmmm

was going to ask why

but they're both corrupted mechs

so ig it kinda makes sense

[polar tide]

its because theyre creations of draedon

[halcyon seal]

draedon is the ultimate thing doer

[jaunty acorn]

The only thing that really bothers me about the codebreaker is that I didn't know what it was at first

[thick parrot]

I need to get better at fighting Aureus

[jaunty acorn]

Like I had to genuinely go digging around on wikis and stuff to find it

[thick parrot]

the amount of times I get close to killing it and then it just goes BOING

[jaunty acorn]

I find aureus pretty easy, you can just run away from him

[thick parrot]

and then slams down on me

[jaunty acorn]

When he brings

Boings

Like just get the fastest wings you can/a modded mount that can dash and NYOOM away from him

[thick parrot]

you also need to keep a eye out for the flying saucers + all the ranged attacks

hmmm

yeah

a flying mount would be nice

[jaunty acorn]

Yeah, the ranged attacks are a given

[jaunty acorn]

Well

Mount and Journey

Is really good

[thick parrot]

I don't play in Journey tbh

maybe another day

[jaunty acorn]

And since aureus is pre ml you won't be able to cheese it with the phoenix's fuckass iframes dash

[jaunty acorn]

No no

The mod is called Mount and Journey

[thick parrot]

ohhh

never heard of it

[distant raft]

why a modded mount when hexxed branch is right there

[jaunty acorn]

Don't even know what that is

I always use wings

[distant raft]

vanilla mount

[thick parrot]

pumpkin moon

flying broomstick

[jaunty acorn]

Oh

[lone echo]

he sells lights and rope (but not bombs) has anyone named him morshu

[jaunty acorn]

Speedy tree

[distant raft]

fastest movement in vanilla outside of insignia boosted starboard hover iirc

[blazing field]

whomstve taggeth

[jaunty acorn]

I just looked it up

[thick parrot]

isn't Speedy tree the ground one?

no wait

[polar tide]

not me but im pinging you now anyways

[thick parrot]

the one i'm thinking of is witches broom

or something

[distant raft]

yeah hexxed branch is grounded

broom is ufo mount direct upgrade

[blazing field]

fyckjed yup

[jaunty acorn]

The only mount I know is the UFO

[polar tide]

life isnt fucking fair

[jaunty acorn]

I just remember always flying around on it from my early terraria days

[distant raft]

tip: running ufo is an objectively bad decision

[jaunty acorn]

When tmod on steam wasn't a thing

And you had to mod terraria manually

That was grim

[lone echo]

witch broom is just a better UFO i think

[distant raft]

broom has identical stats, can go in water, and doesn't increase your hitbox

[native thistle]

Calamity mode

[lone echo]

its expert exclusive for the one calamity player that plays classic mode

[distant raft]

even in cal broom its still the best mount until exo box

[thick parrot]

neat

[jaunty acorn]

You can't play calamity on classic

??

[distant raft]

purely because of the hitbox

[lone echo]

yes you can they just gut everything

[distant raft]

everything else that might be worth using all increase your hitbox

[lone echo]

enemy related

[jaunty acorn]

Oh

[distant raft]

brimrose? yep, increased hitbox

[thick parrot]

even better than cosmic car key?

[jaunty acorn]

Honestly I forgot what classic terraria was even like

[distant raft]

shrimpy truffle? its deaccel sucks omega ass don't bother

[pulsar cobalt]

yea brimrose has the same hitbox as ufo

[lone echo]

is the pogo stick still nerfed

[pulsar cobalt]

yes

[distant raft]

#calamity-update-talk message

[jaunty acorn]

I keep playing expert

[thick parrot]

ah

[jaunty acorn]

Oh my god wait can I just say

[polar tide]

brimrose is pretty essential for brainstorm dog though ;)

[thick parrot]

my bad

[pulsar cobalt]

its getting slightly unnerfed next update i think

[jaunty acorn]

Off topic

But calamity with any jumpscare mod is so so wonderful

[lone echo]

larfleeze told me fabsol nerfed it because of a clip they showed where they maintain the fat speed boost from infernum DoG phase 2 starting with it

[pulsar cobalt]

doze clip

[jaunty acorn]

Having a heart attack midway through the exo mechs fight because there's a skeleton running across my screen

[lone echo]

it got absolutely nerfed to death

[thick parrot]

[lone echo]

it has so much deaccel it just moves at a snails pace horizontally

[pulsar cobalt]

so sad it cant do this anymore

[pulsar cobalt]

👀

[thick parrot]

good lord

SPEED

[jaunty acorn]

I remember genuinely no-hitting infernum DOG purely with the Mount and Journey phoenix mount

[lone echo]

how do you even do that

[jaunty acorn]

It's that broken

[distant raft]

wacro

[polar tide]

this wouldnt scare me because this is a common occurrence in my twisted life

[lone echo]

glorious end doesnt move that fast

[lone echo]

what

[thick parrot]

macro?

[lone echo]

i dont know your abbreviations

[thick parrot]

you mean macro?

[jaunty acorn]

Did you see that?

[distant raft]

wulfrum acrobatics pack

[jaunty acorn]

👀

[grave geyser]

that got patched ages ago

[thick parrot]

oh

[pulsar cobalt]

glorious end + wulfrum acrobatics pack

[distant raft]

ofc the interaction got removed

because you dont see people doing this

[polar tide]

[trembling] w-where

[lone echo]

and pogo got its movement speed absolutely gutted

[jaunty acorn]

Didn't the entire #noticing trend start as a white supremacist dogwhistle

[thick parrot]

????

huh?

[distant raft]

got coopted by woke

[thick parrot]

where did that come from

[jaunty acorn]

It genuinely started out like that

[lone echo]

and "spook" is also a racial slur

[distant raft]

but yeah it was originally for like "#nooticing them in charge" or some shit

[jaunty acorn]

Just where we were on the 👀

It was like "oh this statistic lines up with this statistic"

[pulsar cobalt]

something something all roads lead to 4chan or whatever

[jaunty acorn]

Pmuch

[thick parrot]

anyway, looking forward to brainstorm dropping so I can start my first full playthrough of calamity with some other people

[distant raft]

everything leads back to 4chan theres no way to escape it

[thick parrot]

wonder how it'll look on the new monitor i got

[jaunty acorn]

Dude

[distant raft]

also touhou and tf2

[jaunty acorn]

Rickrolling

Literally rickrolling

Leads back to 4chan

[distant raft]

everything can be linked to both touhou and tf2 pretty easily

[thick parrot]

inb4 the internet leads back to 4chan

[jaunty acorn]

Calamity Mod leads back to 4chan

[lone echo]

and 4chan leads back to something awful

[thick parrot]

ngl

now that i think about it

i wonder how the idea of calamity mod got started

all those years ago

[jaunty acorn]

Actually

[lone echo]

college student that played avalon mod

[jaunty acorn]

I don't even know

[dusk bronze]

you don't want to peer into fabsol's mind

bad idea

[thick parrot]

definitely not

[jaunty acorn]

I can take it!

No I can't

Nevermind

[hot knot]

i was gonna show something but then you reconsidered

[thick parrot]

bro messed around and found out

show who something

[hot knot]

dophlop

[thick parrot]

ah

[jaunty acorn]

W Providence PFP

I would like to know what was going through Fabsol's head but I think it would do something to me

[hot knot]

in the flesh

[hot knot]

some of the devs went insane under his reign

[jaunty acorn]

Wait

The drunken princess was a fab thing right

[thick parrot]

yeah

[hot knot]

yep

[thick parrot]

so she got nuked

[jaunty acorn]

Where do I get the drug mushrooms from now

[thick parrot]

pick them yourself and sniff them

[jaunty acorn]

Can I not tweak in terraria anymore

[thick parrot]

idk though

[jaunty acorn]

Oh wait

The truffle

[hot knot]

most of the other items that drunk princess sold were changed for there to be other methods to obtain them

the candles are a wizard thing now i think

[plush carbon]

the couch

its still amazing to me that anybody defended the couch tbh.

[jaunty acorn]

What's the couch

Chippy's couch??

[plush carbon]

the Cirrus Couch

[lone echo]

cirrus couch

the joke is Titties i think

[amber egret]

the what

[plush carbon]

it was a reference to something Not Appropriate for Calamity Mod

and it was just kinda allowed to happen

[jaunty acorn]

WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

[hot knot]

couch that looks like drunk p

yea basically

[polar tide]

horrified first time reaction to cirrus couch has me giggling

[plush carbon]

lol

[hasty tangle]

nice item history

[wide nova]

what the fuck is this

[hot knot]

the tooltip itself said "this shouldn't exist"

[jaunty acorn]

It's a full metal jacket reference

[plush carbon]

perfectly normal behaviour

[amber egret]

what the fuck is that

[jaunty acorn]

But genuinely

Keep this shit out of the game

[amber egret]

dude that looks like a stardew valley character fetish

[jaunty acorn]

❤️

[amber egret]

what the shit

[plush carbon]

i'm pretty sure Cirrus Couch only got by people because of how unknown it is

[amber egret]

dude thank god its gone i would burn each and every one i can

[hot pebble]

It's 3 a.m., and I can't sleep. I'm thinking of some single-celled plant, rootless, that moves through the water using flagella. And so I'm thinking: Apply evolution to this plant and we'll get a good option for Silva's design - a Humanoid Plant. It reflects well the close connection with nature

[jaunty acorn]

I would make 9999 with max stack plus extra

All to throw them into lava

[plush carbon]

ogscule...???

[jaunty acorn]

And then blow up the entire underworld with the celebration mk.2

Before getting some LuiAFK city busters and throwing them down there too

[hot pebble]

?

[amber egret]

thank GOD its unknown

thank YHARIM bro

[rancid pagoda]

9999 max stack size is literally vanilla now, you don't need a mod for that you know

[jaunty acorn]

Wait what

That's vanilla now???

Oh my peak

[desert garnet]

Ye

[plush carbon]

somebody really should've told Fabsol "no" at some point

theres no way he would freak out over not being allowed to add the couch

[desert garnet]

He wouldnt listen anyways xd

[jaunty acorn]

Well

He owned the mod

[desert garnet]

old duke incident

[jaunty acorn]

He could do whatever he wanted

Even if it wasn't a good idea

[hot knot]

wish so too

[amber egret]

fabsol

dude

keep it in your pants

holy shit

did NO one ever say that to them or what

[jaunty acorn]

I have nightmares of what Fabsol did with the heart of the elements

[desert garnet]

Most prob they did but why would he care

[amber egret]

get it through the actual tungsten wall they had up there for a skull

[amber egret]

these are plants

[hot pebble]

Yup

[jaunty acorn]

i think my cat threw up on my bed bro.

[plush carbon]

thank you for the calamitous update

i hope your bed recovers bro

[jaunty acorn]

genuine calamity

Whelp

[lapis oak]

looks fun!

[hot pebble]

Pushing this thought further. Why do we often catch Plenty Mush while fishing in the sulphurous sea? What if these are Silva's attempts to be reborn? Which again and again end in failure, because outside the abyss, the water is poisonous

[lapis oak]

but HOW many spoilers while I was eeping wtf is this

[hot pebble]

Sounds quite logical

[lapis oak]

CD we need that purple firing mode of ToE now

[hot pebble]

I should draw Silva as a plant

[amber furnace]

WHAT LOL

[gray trench]

It's such a cool weapon

[tiny tide]

Opened this server after over a year and see this bruv

[hot knot]

every choice you have made in your life has led you to see this picture

just know that

[mystic eagle]

This is the first thing I see opening Discord

[pulsar cobalt]

iirc the context to this is when the resprite for supreme alchemists map icon was being done, fabsol had noted that the icon was very wide and decided to...

turn the sprite into that.

anyways yall remember uhhh

let me see here...

yall remember auric land mine?

[hasty tangle]

no

[pulsar cobalt]

damn

[mystic eagle]

Auric Tier Absorber

[hasty tangle]

the absorbest

[pulsar cobalt]

coming never !

uhhh

bloom stone! thats getting reworked in bs!!

holy shit theres a lot of reworks jesus christ

[hasty tangle]

its probably just faster to list everything that isnt getting reworked in bs

[pulsar cobalt]

i

dont think thats true

but sure yea lets go with that

[mystic eagle]

BS rework in BS

[pulsar cobalt]

TRUE??????

[lapis oak]

who the fuck is Hailey

@vivid hemlock

[vivid hemlock]

funny

[pulsar cobalt]

hey vanillin u should include the fifty billion boss changes in the future content doc

[mystic eagle]

Can the i be kept but be capitalized instead

[pulsar cobalt]

does anyone even know what the fuck an enchanted knife staff is

[tropic jolt]

haIley

[grave geyser]

blade staff but said differently

[pulsar cobalt]

thats true

[vivid hemlock]

so imagine the enchanted sword

thats it

[lapis oak]

leak?

generational leak moment?

[pulsar cobalt]

o wait nvm i think i heard

yea

[vivid hemlock]

dude its IN THE NAME

[lapis oak]

ok how are you so sure

you Patron

🤨

[pulsar cobalt]

tbf enchanted doesnt exactly mean enchanted set

cuz theres like enchanted pearl

[lapis oak]

yeah

[vivid hemlock]

enchanted pearl is clearly part of the set its a shade of blue

[pulsar cobalt]

true its also made of sea prisms

[lapis oak]

ok because Patron leak moment now we know it's an enchanted sword

but staff

that sounds so fucking donor coded

[pulsar cobalt]

just realised this isnt in the doc

smthn smthn @ kiri get to work

[vivid hemlock]

🥹

[pulsar cobalt]

:3

there isnt really a vanity and building blocks section i realised

[dull heart]

you'd be surprised

[pulsar cobalt]

i bring this up because nowhere is adornized wulfrum furniture and driftwood furniture is shwon

[lapis oak]

wtf u mean

blind

also I'm not a doc editor

[dull heart]

now i can't spoil bc you're awake rip

[lapis oak]

WHAT

that's so mean of u u know that

why NOT

[grave geyser]

go back to sleep kiri

[lapis oak]

😭

[pulsar cobalt]

i mean igneous exaltation isnt in the doc

[lapis oak]

ye WHY pinged me then

I don't edit the doc

[pulsar cobalt]

oh right

idk u can ping vanillin instead so she shouts at you instead

"erhm aktchuallie its a light pet 🤓 "

[vivid hemlock]

blows you up

[pulsar cobalt]

:3

(#calamity-update-talk message)

virid Active Attack: (#calamity-update-talk message)
@vivid hemlock have this

[vivid hemlock]

you will be cursed by the pestilence

[dull heart]

@vivid hemlock have this

[vivid hemlock]

awesome

@lapis oak

wake up

[pulsar cobalt]

o is it finally tomorrow for you

[dull heart]

no i was just bored so it's early

[pulsar cobalt]

oh ok

[halcyon seal]

TRACKING DISK 1.5

[pulsar cobalt]

hey doze u said atlas changes might not be coming in 2.1 right?

also i love how blossom flux is just

at the bottom page unexplicably

also flasks being part of weapons instead of usables

[vivid hemlock]

thats the crispy area

anything past earth

[lapis oak]

COOL

oh that is very cool

ye this beats the Staff I think

[dull heart]

it won't be in 2.1

[lapis oak]

which btw have u found new sfx for the Staff yet?

[pulsar cobalt]

also vanillin it might be a good idea to speak of the dog drop renames

[pulsar cobalt]

@vivid hemlock remove the underline for atlas

[vivid hemlock]

idk what that is

[pulsar cobalt]

also saros section doesnt mention its downgrades also being reowkred

atlas munitions beacon

weapon

[dull heart]

Atrlas Munitions Beacon

[pulsar cobalt]

exo tier

[vivid hemlock]

right

[dull heart]

yall need a website instead of a doc tbhtbh

[pulsar cobalt]

why dont u make one

mister smarty pants

[dull heart]

i could but i don't wanna update it

just use google sites and it's super easy

[pulsar cobalt]

wat would using a site instead of a doc do aside from

like

idk

making moving images easier

i guess embedding stuff would be better

and we wouldnt need to deal with google turning images into whatever cursed format they use

[lapis oak]

doze has the DoG Staff gotten new sfx yet

oh also the smoke effect from Scal fight needs a little bit of brightness increase btw it's too dark to be noticeable which I think would be a shame because that's really cool

[misty wren]

the monkeys paw curls

saturation value 100%

[pulsar cobalt]

does anyone have the m1 garand sprite?

[lapis oak]

I'm serious 😭

[pulsar cobalt]

the monkeys paw curls once more

alpha values set to 100%

[lapis oak]

not everyone playing in a dark room with max brightness so for a cool awesome effect like that I think it'd be better to make it pops out a little more just enough so that more people notice it because it's just so fucking cool

[pulsar cobalt]

obviously the light mode user wouldnt be in a dark room

[lapis oak]

tupid shut

people also have table lights and such (or just a window with sunlight basically)

[dull heart]

• formatting easier and more consistent
• cool url to share instead of ugly doc link
• embeds
• aura

[vivid hemlock]

valid reasoning

[dull heart]

it is as bright as it should be

[pulsar cobalt]

but does it have hype moments too???

[dull heart]

[lapis oak]

are u sure?

[dull heart]

yes

[lapis oak]

I can't fucking see the smoke at all it's all black

that's the intention?

[vivid hemlock]

its pretty noticeable from the video

[lapis oak]

even with CD HD video

[hot coyote]

give update pls

[strong isle]

I'm probably the only geezer at Calamity Corp that still uses docs

Those young'ins prefer some sort of Tundra thingamajig

[iron dew]

i love free money

[vivid hemlock]

mods are slacking off

[lone echo]

mrbeast give me money

[lapis oak]

from your PC?

[vivid hemlock]

yeah

[lapis oak]

yo wtf

you have your Output Dynamic Range Full or Limited??

for your monitor

@dull heart you too

[barren nacelle]

I would love to create a site but unfortunately domain hosting costs #monaaaay

[dull heart]

idk

[barren nacelle]

We could run it out of neocities actually

[dull heart]

Google Sites

Problem solvet

[vivid hemlock]

idk i have a laptop

[barren nacelle]

If anyone else is down to get one working I would love to

[lapis oak]

yo

[dull heart]

Or GitHub Sites

[barren nacelle]

I'm just not gonna solo that

[lapis oak]

I think you 2 monitors have limited dynamic range

[dull heart]

but GitHub Sites would require actually coding a site

[lapis oak]

can you change it to full and see the Scal footage again please?

[orchid finch]

Harō eburinyan

[lapis oak]

@vivid hemlock ?

[barren nacelle]

Kiri hey kiri hey hey kiri

Lets make a website hey kiri

Vanillin

Website

Doze is so right

[vivid hemlock]

no clue my laptop is weird and lame

[vivid hemlock]

okay

[lapis oak]

talk in DM

[stuck kite]

putting up scal light mode

[pulsar cobalt]

scal light mode but instead of burning your character she burns your eyes and your monitor

[terse dew]

True

calamity mod epilepsy warning

[lapis oak]

no I think doze's monitor just has limited dynamic range

because I changed my monitor to limited I can see the smoke pretty clearly now

but on full it's suuuper dark

[dull heart]

Idek where to check thet

[orchid finch]

Maybe settings on the monitor?

[lapis oak]

for Nvidia card it's in the Nvidia Control Panel

[dull heart]

it's a laptop

[orchid finch]

Damn

[dull heart]

Will check

[lapis oak]

Change resolution -> Output dynamic range

[orchid finch]

Do you guys like vagueposting?

[dull heart]

i don't see a way to change resolution

[lapis oak]

wtf

where does half of your tabs go 😭

[fierce hearth]

Stinky doodoo laptop doesn't even have color grade or lighting range options

[lapis oak]

ahhh I see

so it must be on limited then

because the default seting is limited

[orchid finch]

Laptops are always weird like that

[fierce hearth]

It's possible that they might be elsewhere if it's a dual gfx system

[dull heart]

i can find this idk

[fierce hearth]

Like mine

[orchid finch]

Also damn why is it so smooth

[dull heart]

?

what so smooth

[deft lily]

i have no idea how to breathe

[orchid finch]

Everything on the screenshot

[dull heart]

its just

a screenshot

[orchid finch]

Like just compare yours and the one Kiri sent right after

Kiri's text is pixelated and yours it

Ｓｍｏｏｔｈ

[fierce hearth]

That's just a screenshot resolution difference

[dull heart]

is this better

i switched monitors

[orchid finch]

I didn't say it was bad

Whatever

[dull heart]

:)

[lapis oak]

you have multiple? damn

[dull heart]

i have my laptop and 2 monitors

but only one is set up

my desk isn't big enough for both

[orchid finch]

I also used to rock a second monitor with my laptop

[lapis oak]

wait that's weird your seprate monitor also doesn't have the Display tab

[orchid finch]

Then I bought me a PC and now the second monitor resides there, not like I miss it a lot but still

[buoyant pulsar]

i dont rlly understand the mechanic

[lapis oak]

accuracy

[misty wren]

build charge when hitting lose charge when not hitting

[lapis oak]

the longer you're able to not miss the faster you get Starbursts

[lapis oak]

the effectiveness ramp up too

[buoyant pulsar]

sick, could maybe use chargeup sfx

[lapis oak]

goddamnit how do I

[buoyant pulsar]

what. does the charge do

[orchid finch]

I assume

The more charge you have the more Starburst you get

[dull heart]

more starbursts on hit

[orchid finch]

Doze what specs does your laptop have

[dull heart]

it is an acer swift x 14 thats what i remember

[lapis oak]

goddamnit I can't even show you the differences between limited and full dynamic range

but tldr it's just really dark ok I can't see the smoke at all on full

support for fdr please 🥺

[orchid finch]

Damn there are different models with different specs, you'd have to check it yourself

[lavish otter]

You have all these settings and you decide to use light mode 😔

[lapis oak]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

jenni can you change your monitor's dynamic range

[buoyant pulsar]

launcher only run brainstorm d1 🔥

[dull heart]

intel ultra 7 cpu

rtx 4060 laptop gpu

[orchid finch]

goddamn

[gray trench]

Lcary

[buoyant pulsar]

THE WRITING IS FIRE

[gray trench]

I have like a 1060 equivalent perfo

I think

[buoyant pulsar]

franklin delano roosevelt

[lavish otter]

I-
I actually don't know, I've never tried

[lapis oak]

doze can I like DM you so I don't flood this chat

[dull heart]

yeah

[gray trench]

[orchid finch]

hey can I have some of that ardor blossom star?

[lapis oak]

DM

[iron dew]

why dont you just go get it yourself?

[orchid finch]

wish I could

also missed the reference

booo

[tribal isle]

c

[main falcon]

I'm finally back from a pilgrimage

What do you mean brainstorm update

[hoary edge]

ye

Brainstorm is real

[main falcon]

So the changes in brainstorm are all in the changelogs that don't relate to the sunken sea

Or is stuff like the new tesla charm and abyssal necklace rework also included

[lapis oak]

Yes

[sand dome]

Sso without the ss

So just O

[tribal isle]

Calamity… overhaul….

[lean relic]

everyone, destroy this man.......

[vast ferry]

Ya could have named it "Grape Wine".

But you named it Grape beer

Also, man I wonder why they're adding hostile turrets as placesbles

[stoic mist]

LIES!

[limber wren]

Hey! So... I'm kinda confused with the SSO. Why will it have 2 parts? Because I see a bunch of posts and things saying that they will be added in the first part, but it seems like the vast majority of the SS itself will be reworked in the first part, so what will have the second part?

[twin juniper]

Hardmode content

[limber wren]

Ohhhhh, didn't know, thx! So, Idk if there will be Post-ML content, but if there is, I assume it will also come in the 2nd part, correct?

[molten grove]

any theoretical postml content would be 2nd part yea

theoretical

[lyric trellis]

Magma shark boss!

[limber wren]

Thx for the info!

[stone fiber]

It was a request

[dull heart]

grape beer is an actual thing

irl

[stone fiber]

So, I've decided to give y'all a bit of my thoughts on the recent changelogs (even though no one asked )
761 - Sounds awesome
762 - I only play on exp rev anyway (like most people) so I don't really care about this one (like most people) ¯_(ツ)_/¯
763 - Not making any Thorium jokes
764 - Didn't think that many people disliked the current version of it but okay 🤷‍♂️
765, 766, 767 - That's cool
768 -
769 - That's also cool
770 - No idea what that is
771 -
772 to 780 -

[limber wren]

Does anyone have the link to the "Calamity Art Server"? Or is it like private or smt like that?

[lean relic]

its at the #info

[limber wren]

Oh, mb, I looked in the other-discords chat

[lavish otter]

Also as for why, I'm pretty sure it's just to avoid delaying its release any more than they've already had to for the pre-hardmode content

[lean relic]

that too yeah

[orchid finch]

gonna let you on a little something... wine is made out of grapes

[dull heart]

that's why they said it

they just probably assumed grape beer isn't a real thing (but it is)

[orchid finch]

yeah but calling it grape wine is like saying "I prefer dough bread"

[dull heart]

yea

[summer shore]

Chai tea

[orchid finch]

YEAH!

(i haven't watched that one so it didn't come to my mind immediately)

[limber wren]

"coffee coffee" with "cream cream"

[dusty tinsel]

Tea tea

[summer shore]

haha ti

[pearl sentinel]

coffee spelt backwards is 'eeffoc', which is fitting, because before I have my coffee... I dont give eeffoc

[barren hollow]

That is the most boomer joke I've ever heard. I'm sure you could post that on Facebook and go viral

[fathom girder]

oh someone already did

a year ago

[blazing field]

that's badass

you get my keanu chungus award

[high comet]

Where did you read those changelogs?

[limber wren]

https://discord.com/channels/225030931008847874/369115362186231809

[high comet]

Thank you, im stupid😅 💀

[limber wren]

No need to say that, keep it up

[fathom girder]

...keep up being stupid?

I would hope not

[tribal isle]

If you spell applesauce with a b you can call it bapplesauce

[dull heart]

if you spell applesauce without applesauce you can call it

[fathom girder]

if you sauce spell without sauce you can call it apple without can you apple it sauce without sauce spell

[wooden blade]

Applefritter

[white aurora]

[fathom girder]

This needs to be an emote yesterday

[high scaffold]

Vanila 1.4.5 is at least doubling the number of whip in the game

[terse dew]

😁 that might be the funniest thing I've read today.. #laughoutloud

[tropic jolt]

😱

[orchid finch]

I mean what do you expect from Merkalto he is quite literally old

[fathom girder]

Haha, one reddit updoot for that comment!!

[orchid finch]

the oldest man known to exist

[blazing field]

he lives on the beach you know how it is

[orchid finch]

the salt water prolong life and all

[high scaffold]

1.4.5 in only 25 days

But hoping for only 6

[modern grove]

1.4.5 tomorrow

[stuck kite]

the 1.4.5 i know was years ago

[lyric trellis]

6 year anniversary of Phaseslayer

[dusk bronze]

🥀

[twin bloom]

i love

[cunning sequoia]

satan born 6 years ago

[amber furnace]

watch 1.4.5 get delyaed

[balmy venture]

When is the dog resprite

[thorny glacier]

distortion update

the one made by heart is likely scrapped

[dusk bronze]

in multiple years probably

[balmy venture]

😞

[thick parrot]

sounds like sometime in the next decade

[dusk bronze]

also the resprite you've seen is almost definitely scrapped

[pseudo vector]

the resprite likely won't be used for a handful of reasons, mainly pertaining to the team literally having no clue how we'd make smth that big into a decent boss fight for players

as cool as it would be to fight smth that big, there's only so much you can do in terraria with larger bosses

[balmy venture]

😟

[wicked halo]

It's a bit sadge cause big DOG would've been cool but that's perfectly fine.

[pseudo vector]

hence why most of them aren't that much bigger than the player and/or segmented

[dusk bronze]

it'll still be big

just not so ridiculous

[wicked halo]

Like.

I'm not sure what would be a good point of reference.

[thick parrot]

imagine trying to dodge massive DoG though

good luck with that

lmao

[dusk bronze]

me neither

[pseudo vector]

dog will likely get a redesign later along the line, he'll probably end up a bit bigger but not THAT big

[high scaffold]

Future bosses... What was the reason for their existence?

[wicked halo]

You guys remember Erebus from Ultranium?

[pseudo vector]

no

[thick parrot]

never heard of them

[thorny glacier]

yes.

[wicked halo]

1.3.5 mod that unfortunately got canned in 2021.

[dusk bronze]

i remember maybe

[thorny glacier]

yep

[wicked halo]

The final (actually penultimate) boss in the mod is a worm boss called Erebus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu9lrFw5d1g

[dusk bronze]

right yeah that one

[wicked halo]

Embed failure.

But yeah that is a good point of reference.

[pseudo vector]

we'll make dog whatever we want him to be when the time comes

[thorny glacier]

him

[dusk bronze]

i think like 50% bigger than that would be perfect

[thick parrot]

I just had a random idea for a mechanical worm boss that could have a attack where it detaches its segments and makes them fly at you individually before reattaching into the full worm

[pseudo vector]

50% bigger than that is still massive

[dusk bronze]

thanatos..

[thick parrot]

oh

[dusk bronze]

(proposed idea probably not happening)

[thick parrot]

it can do that?

ohh

[pseudo vector]

no

i don't know what thanatos' deal is honestly

he's so fucking poorly executed rn

[dusk bronze]

i just remembered there were discussions of giving thanatos magnetic detachable segments shortly after 25

[thick parrot]

inb4 the detachable segments also have lasers, so you're trying to dodge a smaller worm as well as dodging lasers

[wicked halo]

Thanatos is like.

[pseudo vector]

there's only so big you can make a worm boss before it becomes more annoying than fun to fight

[wicked halo]

The absolute easiest of the Exo Mechs in my opinion.

[dusk bronze]

probably true

[pseudo vector]

and also annoying to design a fight around

[wicked halo]

The only attack that was actually dangerous was the beam but besides that he's pretty easy.

[dusk bronze]

i'm not a game designer (yet)

[thick parrot]

me neither

[high scaffold]

Brainstorm soon

[wise bolt]

surefire way to make the boss miserable to fight

[wicked halo]

Yeah 50% is like.

Double the size lmfao.

[wise bolt]

you wouldn't be able to even dodge because of the sheer width of this thing if you were to make it so big

heart's dog sprite by itself, while gorgeous, is already far too big, I don't want to imagine how horrid it'd be if he were even larger

[sly mist]

Hi, artist here, I’m like two weeks late to this convo but what’s make this Draedon absolute is that he eats human babies, ok bye

[cunning sequoia]

Gao

[sly mist]

Yes, that’s me

[high scaffold]

1.4.5 tomorrow
BS tomorrow tomorrow

[orchid finch]

so basically now we can consider the "resprite" as more of an "artistic take" or "lore-accurate appearance"?

[pseudo vector]

[orchid finch]

eugh

[sly mist]

DoG resprite is lost media

[wise bolt]

probably artistic take of sorts, but is it not largely just a scrapped resprite though..? personally not sure a scrapped sprite would have any weight to it beyond being well. a scrapped sprite

[high scaffold]

CaT resprite is found media

[orchid finch]

I see

[sly mist]

Hi tofu, I didn’t know that was you, how orange

[wise bolt]

whos tofu

[high scaffold]

Soy milk cheese or something

[orchid finch]

also yeah hello astrum deus

how's orange

[wise bolt]

ourh

[orchid finch]

understandable

[dusk bronze]

i meant 50% larger than erebus

[hushed hazel]

Tetanus Joe

[dusk bronze]

it would still be far smaller than the heart sprite

[wise bolt]

yes, i read your message,

[dusk bronze]

heart sprite to scale with player

yeah this was never gonna work

[cunning sequoia]

maybe in like, a speeding train with telegraphs way

[dusk bronze]

true

[cunning sequoia]

but other than that idk what you could do with it

[dusk bronze]

like that one geldon dash attack

[cunning sequoia]

yeah

[glad ferry]

The size isn't a big deal, the mod is known for being complicated, so why not?

[dusk bronze]

how would you dodge

[wise bolt]

largely just a pain in the backside

[dusk bronze]

like
it literally takes up half the screen

[wise bolt]

also eugh. miscalculated the 50%

my bad

[summer shore]

It's kinda funny how I thought the devs had a plan for what to do with it but now I find out they have no idea either

[vale lodge]

Even if they do, fabsol

[wise bolt]

fabsol dead in the water

[dusk bronze]

afaik heart just made the sprite without any input and all the devs were like "uhhhh sure"

[dusk bronze]

executed

banished

[pseudo vector]

fabsol's been gone for like, half a year now

[dusk bronze]

over 7 months

[pseudo vector]

also, designing a fight around smth that big would be so limiting when it comes to actually making an interesting boss

[wise bolt]

stargod's already kicking doze's ass last i heard, heart dog is larger too so i don't think he'd be much better

[twin juniper]

Gen can’t think of a cool attack this one could do
like everything would be offscreen with that

[dusk bronze]

yeah exactly

[pseudo vector]

boss design is smth we definitely want to improve on in calamity in general now that we have full control over them

brainstorm (when it releases) will basically tease what we can do now with bosses

[dusk bronze]

brainstorm tomorrow

[twin juniper]

Dash attack and it’s just DoG taking up 80% of your screen

[wise bolt]

intestinal worm

[high scaffold]

1.4.5 will feel so much better then 1.4.4

I think they are respriting all old minions

Because why resprite just slime and imp

Maybe bee armor resprite

But thats just a speculation

Imagine if they add a meteorite themed summon

Im pretty sure in 1.4.5 there will be like 5 (and 1 more for other evil) pre-boss whips

[dusk bronze]

elon musk!!!!!

[halcyon seal]

How do you make it function on a fundamental level

@cunning sequoia you’re gonna love this giveaway

[vast ferry]

Lemme just say how impossible that would be.

Current dog is about a quarter of the screen for the head and 2 body segments.

This would be half of the screen height wise.

[wicked halo]

Yeah in hindsight having DOG be that big would be a pain in the ass to design and fight.

[vast ferry]

Either the lasers are tiny and it doesn't fit

Or giant and the fight sucks

[cunning sequoia]

there wouldnt be any lasers realistically

just, designing a fight in terraria for a boss that big would be really difficult

[vivid hemlock]

the lasers are gonna be gone in the final rework with or without the massive size

[dusk bronze]

chat is this true

[orchid finch]

guys I have a little insight

new BoC is actually gonna be flesh panopticon

and we're gonna fight the Face Monster Prime

[high scaffold]

This prison, to hold, me?

[orchid finch]

one downsight is that the player's forced to use the wulfrum cannon

[high scaffold]

John wulfrum

[summer shore]

Hard damage in calamity mod surely this will go well

[orchid finch]

I mean there's defense damage

[high scaffold]

Is it a hot take to think that revengeance mode should be renamed?

[dusk bronze]

i agree

[high scaffold]

Having one of core features being a straight up reference is not good for identity of the mod

[fierce nebula]

That’s what I was gonna say

[orchid finch]

Terrarian Must Die

[fierce nebula]

Murasama being the most well known calamity weapon 💀

[orchid finch]

I mean, realistically, what would the mod be renamed to, just Revenge?

[cunning sequoia]

i think the name is fine

[high scaffold]

Something more original

Theres death, theres malice

[dusk bronze]

the name is fine in a vacuum but doesn't have any identity of its own

and doesn't fit at all with death and malice

or even expert and master

[high scaffold]

Idk, maybe something like suffer mode

[cunning sequoia]

nah

[high scaffold]

Nvm thats bad

[fierce nebula]

✅

[desert garnet]

Calamity mode

[dusk bronze]