calamity-update-talk

[dull heart]

Fireballs don't work like that currently

[inner timber]

peak

[dense sundial]

and the idea that one should use titanium railgun on cultist

[deft lily]

who the hell is dm dokuro

[dull heart]

Yes

[grave geyser]

lynel pfp change jumpscare

[deft lily]

[spark kiln]

what do they work like rn

[dull heart]

Well

[distant raft]

iunno

[dull heart]

Medium big

[inner timber]

tit railgun is peak im afraid

[dense sundial]

I'm Sir Nautilus! Accept my duel.

[inner timber]

line of fireballs directly at you

[spark kiln]

they don’t home?

[dull heart]

the attacks are all changed somewhat

[lapis oak]

draw my thumbnail

[inner timber]

they home

but they are fired directly at you

[dull heart]

They do

[grave geyser]

if I had a nauti nohit video I would've sent it right about now

[spark kiln]

oh ok

[inner timber]

in the image they are fired to the sides

think like. spine of thanatos. currently he fires only the middle one now he fires only the outer ones

[dull heart]

every cultist attack was adjusted by me except lightning

no

He fires all 3 of them

One towards you and 2 on the sides

[grave geyser]

pw prophecies end no longer a clone of cultists 🙏

[dense sundial]

how did you reach this conclusion

[vocal kelp]

May this be the year of calamity fabless

[dull heart]

I also reverted ritual to vanilla so it doesn't suck anymore

[lyric trellis]

Happened before this but god I’m so glad the Ancient Visions are dead

[vocal kelp]

Awesome

[dusk bronze]

what did cal change

[vocal kelp]

Ritual basically didn't matter at all

[dull heart]

The clones couldn't be hit and never went away

And he always spawned an ancient vision or dragon

[lapis oak]

it's so ass

[dull heart]

yeah

[dense sundial]

actually can you make the ritual positions truly random? i recall hearing that there are only two fixed positions the real cultist will take

[distant raft]

this is a masochist ex change

actually no

[dull heart]

literally ruined the most interesting cultist attack

[grave geyser]

oh perma clones are dead
I mean like objectively cool but also its not like vanilla ritual is good either

[distant raft]

its a masoleg change

[vocal kelp]

Does it really matter we mean they rotate around

It's also a circle so all positions r basically equal

[dense sundial]

what do you mean they rotate

[dull heart]

It's not bad, unlike cal ritual

[spark kiln]

yea baffling change

[distant raft]

i mixed it up maso ex just makes it so that theres always a dragon

[dense sundial]

there is nothing baffling about it. fabsol did it

[vocal kelp]

they do not rotate we misremembered

[dull heart]

ritual forces you to change the pace of the fight and pay attention

it's a good attack

it's not hard but it's good

[distant raft]

i do like vanilla ritual even if it is ubercheesed by autopause

[vocal kelp]

It's ubercheesed by like doing anything

[dull heart]

it's a very easy attack

[grave geyser]

ritual is the most nothing attack I'm sorry
I can count the amount of times I've actually hit the clones on one hand
is ritual like completely reverted or did the reduced ritual time stay

[distant raft]

actually yeah some weapons can just fucking butcher the dragon

[dull heart]

I think reduced time stayed

idr

[distant raft]

why does cultist has 20% nightglow resist like is it that good when the homing resist is fake

[vocal kelp]

Okay but even just like actually having to stop or dealing with extra enemies is better than that play not existing

[dull heart]

yeah

Ritual changes the flow of the battle and that's good

the issue with cultist in vanilla is literally everything is just circle him

I tried to fix that for 2.1

Lightning is still the "you should circle" attack but the others try to encourage other things

[grave geyser]

does it though
like I go for the real one because game basically tells you its the correct thing to do but like
is the fight really meaningfully different with clones in play

[dull heart]

The cal one 100% is

Messing up ritual is super super punishing

In 2.1

[grave geyser]

did you like superbuff the clone projectiles

[dull heart]

no I just left them how they were under fabsol

[lapis oak]

summon 10 Phantasmal Dragons

[dull heart]

it's that the changes to anti circling other attacks

means it's a lot harder to dodge them

[grave geyser]

I can see that

[spark kiln]

yes

hitting the wrong one spawns clones and phantasm dragon

which can be a pain in the ass

[flat folio]

I'm curious whether the changes would signal any intention long term to do smth with Primordial Wyrm as well, given its similarity in terms of doing Cultist things

[spark kiln]

and the clones keep multiplying every ritual

[grave geyser]

yeah
the dragon dies in 10 seconds and the clones I feel do not make the fight meaningfully harder in current cal / vanilla

[spark kiln]

after the second one it spawns ancient visions too

[still bluff]

i think PW needs something in the distant future (or if someone gets bored)

[spark kiln]

well they do and 10 seconds is a lot lol

it’s also not just a damage sponge

the thing can hit you

and it does damage

[grave geyser]

no way!

[lyric trellis]

Hits you and does damage (unlike half the current contact damage changes)

[grave geyser]

true...

has anyone checked if phantasm dragon got botched by that btw I know wyverns were

[dull heart]

Hits you and does damage (unlike most of ravager)

[lapis oak]

🥀

[lyric trellis]

Peak of boss design

[grave geyser]

I could've sworn rav himself has contact damage
at least in phase 1

[lyric trellis]

Ravager went from one of the most hated bosses to the easiest and irrelevant in an update (not that these are mutually exclusive but yeah)

[spark kiln]

ravager and deus are the worst bosses

[wide wadi]

And sand shark and old duke

[spark kiln]

destroyer too but you’d only really care if you tried to nohit it

[spark kiln]

lol old duke is a million times better

old dukes boss fight isn’t even bad

[lyric trellis]

Unfortunately yes

[dull heart]

only when jumping

or punching

I think

[fathom girder]

you're telling me

that ravager

uses the same contact damage logic

as a green slime

[dusk bronze]

yes.

[lapis oak]

Crabulon

[fathom girder]

this is the best unique ai gif that could ever possibly be made

[spark kiln]

ok but it makes sense tho

[fathom girder]

all of them technically make sense

[spark kiln]

it would be a pretty terrible gif because how do you even convey when contact damage is and isn’t active

[fathom girder]

it would be elite ball knowledge

use p2 ravager and it's like "oh because they're both hopping" on a base level

[spark kiln]

oh are the slime god resprites in the update i assume not

[grave geyser]

based on the showcase I am assuming not (they might also just be dead given everything thats happened since they were last shown)

[dull heart]

They are not

[fathom girder]

SG is actually SSO related

[lyric trellis]

Sunken Slime

[misty wren]

depends

[dusk bronze]

y

[misty wren]

i dont think they're dead yet because the designs are super translatable into a full gameplay setting

[misty wren]

rework hasnt been done yet

[dusk bronze]

yeah it has

mostly

[misty wren]

mostly as in fabsols or mostly as in a different one

[dusk bronze]

fabsol, but last i heard (like a month ago) it was staying for now

with a couple tweaks

[lyric trellis]

Doze made some changes to it but it apparently isn’t polished and won’t be pushed into 2.1

[dusk bronze]

hrm

[fathom girder]

like I said

SG is an SSO related boss

[inner timber]

2.1 delay im afraid

brainstorm when

[grave geyser]

50 dollars didnt you hear

[tropic jolt]

they're minerals

[fallen olive]

I should add this

There's actually a perfect spot for it which is rlly funny

[inner timber]

let me know if you decide to so i know to look for it I suppose

[barren nacelle]

Happy new years from EST CST

[wide wadi]

Happy new year

[lean relic]

THE LATEST PINNED MESSAGE?? LOL

[pale silo]

Nah would be white

[inner timber]

but the heart

[pale silo]

Make it blue cause no circulation

Where the muscles?

I no see any lungs either

[inner timber]

?

mods kill this guy

[pale silo]

:3

I'm alr dead

[inner timber]

the heart is a muscle im afraid

also who needs lungs the thing is a brain it probably just absorbs air in the wrinkles

[pale silo]

Imagine the calorie cost

Our brains are alr insane

[still bluff]

lexie why

[glossy osprey]

The brain of Cthulhu rework looks really cool, but I was wondering, out of all of the vanilla bosses to choose from, why rework that one?

I’m not complaining or anything by the way, I’m just curious.

[pale silo]

Boc has always been in a bad state for forever

Golem imo is second most needed rework

Vanilla wise

[inner timber]

i didnt see the pinned message and i wasnt home to like draw a brain version of the amidas image

[orchid finch]

rock paper scissors baby!

[amber egret]

“hey have you heard of this uhhh. yharivmo fring? bigg coke kingpin.”

[orchid finch]

(I will NOT forget how you beat me two times back to back)

[lapis oak]

BoC specifically is really bad + it's an actual health hazard

[pseudo vector]

pretty much, brain was egregiously bad and needed to be addressed, chances are when it comes to rev+ vanilla boss reworks going forward we’ll do the worst offenders first

[gray trench]

Does this mean we get to entirely delete Hivemind

And we get adult astrum deus

[pseudo vector]

what

[gray trench]

Corrupted Astrum Deus sounds like a fucking banger boss

[lyric trellis]

Would do anything for a mech boss trio rework to make the tier tolerable to test stuff with the number of bosses on it

[pseudo vector]

mech boss trio is smth i would definitely be interested in but theres one more hardmode boss we need to do first lol

[boreal edge]

Probably would happen at the same time as Exo Mechs

[lyric trellis]

Of course

[pseudo vector]

golem absolutely needs to be fixed first

absolutely god awful boss rn

[polar tide]

does he really

mech trio is so, so much worse

imo

and is earlier in progression

[boreal edge]

Lighting oil and grease on fire and arguing which fire is larger

[pseudo vector]

i forget if we did anything to golem in brainstorm

[boreal edge]

Yes

[lyric trellis]

Golem when Levi and Aureus are super true melee friendly and fat while he’s tiny and terrible for true melee (also the tier having like 20 true melee weapons)

[boreal edge]

Every boss was changed in some manner

[pseudo vector]

if we did anything to golem it wasn’t on the same level as other boss touch ups

[upper plover]

it says golem got 2 brand new attacks in the changelogs

[boreal edge]

He literally got a new attack what

[pseudo vector]

nvm i’m stupid

i haven’t fought golem in testing

[upper plover]

3 if the "reworked golem's free head behavior" also counts

[lyric trellis]

Could make it so mechs have attacks that are somewhat similar to reworked Exos, kinda like Infernum Prime (but better)

[modern grove]

Isn't that what astrum deus already is

[pseudo vector]

if we do mechs we gotta have more than one person doing them so they don’t take the same time as brain took lol

and that’s no offense to brain, that fight is awesome now

[boreal edge]

We have no deadlines to fulfill, quality trumps time

But probably

[gray trench]

Remind me what he does?

he dies within literally 6 seconds so i've never gotten to experience the fight

[boreal edge]

(Golem does not die in 6 seconds without ultra minmaxing)

[upper plover]

projectile spam hell

[pseudo vector]

it would be wise imo considering the scope our rev+ reworks have now if we’re going off of brain

[lyric trellis]

This is how unnerfed Duststorm in a Bottle was moving back then

[gray trench]

I can cut that down to 3 don't give me a reason to lower it

[boreal edge]

This is what my goat Atlantis could do if it used 100% of its power and had local immunity frames

[gray trench]

Regardless, WITHOUT hyper minmaxing he died in 19 seconds on exdeath

[lyric trellis]

This is what Hadal Urn could do if you didn’t nerf it

[gray trench]

Golem fight i genuinely can't imagine taking more than 40 seconds

[boreal edge]

Yeah I’m evil

[lyric trellis]

You and Merkalto…

[autumn compass]

Hadal Urn got nerfed?

[boreal edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/897614777315123230/1189288948783136888/169AC91D-DC7E-4101-B076-83521C30DFB6.gif

[autumn compass]

My goat washed...

[amber egret]

quality whats time?

[boreal edge]

The whole tier got flattened

[hasty hawk]

TRUE (that shit pre-rework (mechanical one, still needs better visuals oh god fuck) was so comically busted)

[hasty hawk]

Fab is fucking gone, we can now actually get a "get off me" move on Aureus (i asked like 5 times and got told no)

[lyric trellis]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1072668745429950564/1245516235978834082/DrowningAureus.mp4?ex=69570063&is=6955aee3&hm=5aefaabaa3449398f54f38a268b75cf2dfa2b2a4598b1a66f876ba9bc6e9158d&

[grave geyser]

why was this weapon made 🥀

[lyric trellis]

For this

[lapis oak]

What did Iban mean by this

[amber egret]

oh what is this

[arctic cliff]

For you to raise the seas above the land.

Make the earth fall.

[grave geyser]

gesture of the drowneds gimick is that it can only fire its projectile in the direction you're moving

making it completely awful on every boss that isnt aureus

[lyric trellis]

Also a showcase of how funny rams are + Aureus without contact damage

[amber egret]

whats that

(other than the ror ref)

[grave geyser]

some biome blade attunement idk which one

[lyric trellis]

Sunken Sea/Abyss I think

Maybe ocean too idk

[lapis oak]

Yes

Ocean not real biome

[fathom girder]

you can stop hiding secrets now the new calamity site is public

[grave geyser]

if only

[lyric trellis]

Full golem rework confirmed!!!

[pseudo vector]

golem got some work done to it in brainstorm but nowhere near the level of brain lmao

[fathom girder]

but golem has a brain...

brainstorm is now inaccurate it needs a new name

[lyric trellis]

Stohnestorm

[summer shore]

eater themed major update when

[lapis oak]

that's for when you get eaten

[modern horizon]

Pwease make aureus not move like a limp chicken strung to a balloob

[fierce hearth]

Give Aureus an awesome skid animation when it changes directions

(Do not do this unless someone volunteers)

[summer shore]

Gives aureus

Sunglasses

[inner timber]

aureus rotoscoped onto the akira slide

[modern grove]

Give aureus tiny arms

[high scaffold]

Aureus with procedural walking animation

[wicked halo]

Aureus with inverse kinematics

[high scaffold]

Inverse kinematics is a type of procedural animation

But its based on pre made animation and just makes legs magnet to the ground

Aureus is fully procedural

Point to point movement

The fact that thorium might make it before calamity

[fringe quiver]

inverse kinematic aureus is confirmed 2 happen at some point

[modern grove]

Stilt stroller inverse kinematics happening in 2077

[fringe quiver]

7702*

you got it the wrong way around :/

[modern grove]

Yk since Tofu is dev now can't they add one more creature from the contest

And add pebbles anyway but as dev decision

[dusk bronze]

i thought pebbles won?

[modern grove]

Yes

I mean Tofu is dev and can add it anyway

[dusk bronze]

if it won that means it's being added, why would tofu need to affect that

[fringe quiver]

Tofu is in the eternal endless fucking concpet art mines

2000 billion concept art pieces

endless hell

eternal mines

[dusk bronze]

true

[fringe quiver]

go worm boy go

make the concept art

[modern grove]

What I mean is they can theoretically remove pebbles from the critter contest and just make it a normal cal addition, and put another critter on pebbles place

[dusk bronze]

sure i guess?

[stuck kite]

i lov pebbles

[fringe quiver]

i like the stupid crags bird

[dusk bronze]

all of this is true

[still bluff]

tofu make every sunken sea art

[modern grove]

Tofu on their way to implement the scrapped underground lake biome from the twilight egress into sunken sea

[amber egret]

like theyre making them or theyre drawing them

making the art Real i mean

[modern grove]

Tofu is a concept artist but I think they also tried doing pixel art?

They did some pixel critters for twilight egress when it was alive at least

[fringe quiver]

Tofu's just a concept artist atm but i think he said he might want to try actually spriting at some point

[wise bolt]

tbh we've been thinking about adding more ambient critters. imo i dont think it'd hurt to pull a few more from the critter contest but that'd have to be discussed

i think we should add the learning flower. personally

[wise bolt]

true........

[wise bolt]

heeee;elp

i do actually have @polar tide helping me out with some of the biomes like gully & forest

[still bluff]

peak

[wise bolt]

doing 5 while biomes by myself is too much LOL

[still bluff]

simply art more tbh

[wise bolt]

true..

alex's work is rlly fuckin cool.. same guy that did doomsayer for cd

#1454011235459661864 message he did this for forest

awesome guy in my humble opinion

[still bluff]

oooooh that's sick

[wise bolt]

RIGHT its so gorgeous

[still bluff]

see this is why it should be called spoiler talk

devs talking about stuff that people here can't see

[wise bolt]

LMAO

teasing

[gray trench]

[halcyon seal]

Idk why but my mind immediately jumped to angry dandelion variants

[wise bolt]

evil sunflower that flails around and flings its seeds at you

[modern grove]

Evil dandelion 2

[wise bolt]

man maybe we should add dandelion plants. that'd be cute methinks

[gray trench]

Flower pow or something

[wise bolt]

dandelion field that you can walk through

[modern grove]

Angry dandelion is my favorite enemy ever

[polar tide]

what if i cried so hard i threw up

[wise bolt]

ALEX ‼️

[polar tide]

tofuuuuuuuu

[wise bolt]

then WEEP

[polar tide]

WAHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHH

[wise bolt]

🫂🫂🫂 hi broooo

LGMGMFJGKKF

[halcyon seal]

I remember when angry dandelion was beating everyone’s asses on 1.4 release

That and ghost

[wise bolt]

i once put an angry dandelion in a shitty little wood cage and named it cornifer. then it despawned

[gloomy grove]

hollow knight mention

[amber egret]

named it what…?

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/585699564535808001.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=hollowD

[high scaffold]

If only there were nametags like in mc

[mighty geyser]

the huh

[fringe quiver]

adds the rajang biome

[halcyon seal]

Is it a good rajang or a rise Rajang

[fringe quiver]

⛈️ gen 2 rajang ⛈️

[halcyon seal]

I should play old gen mh

I said I was gonna play 4u but fuck that I wanna play tri

3dsslop can wait

[fringe quiver]

play monster hunter dos and experience the horrors

i wanna play 3u sometime

[halcyon seal]

What was that one mmo called, I also need to play that

[fringe quiver]

frontier

[halcyon seal]

Mh is fucked up why are there so many games and why do all of them take 400 hours

[fringe quiver]

the one thats japan exclusive

and also that has a monster that took people 8 irl months to beat

in frontier you can fight fatalis in hunter rank 2

frontier is fucked up

[halcyon seal]

Can or should

Either way idc because pre world fatalis looks like the biggest bum in existence

[fringe quiver]

you get to basically all the "vanilla" elder dragons in hunter rank 2 while in the mainline games in hr2 youre like fighting congalala or something

im telling you frontier is fucked up

8 irl months to beat a monster

[halcyon seal]

It has switch axe so it’s probably a good game

[fringe quiver]

it has tonfahs

[mighty geyser]

🙏 🙏 🙏

[stuck kite]

ACHOO!

[wise bolt]

bless u

[high scaffold]

BS today

Or not

[modern grove]

Fake dev

[gray trench]

It has hardcore kushala

No amount of busted makes her fun

[halcyon seal]

Bs coming right now at this very instant

Damn it

[halcyon seal]

Honestly I like kushala

Not as much as safi but like

Fun fight

[gray trench]

Have you fought

HC Kushala

[halcyon seal]

I have not

[gray trench]

I'd rather Solo Extremoth with lance without iceborne again that ever do that fight again

[halcyon seal]

That bad huh

[gray trench]

It took me 5 months of relatively consistent attempts to beat her with tonfas

Nonetheless literally any other weapon

[halcyon seal]

[still bluff]

calamity

[gray trench]

Like i can solo Safi'jiiva, i have a 6'30 LBG Solo (full energy) on her

She's damn fun, but she's also pretty easy compared to that wretched fucking evil fucking boss

[gray trench]

Clamity!!

[wise bolt]

what a calamity

[gray trench]

It's the thing that astrum deus is from :3

[fringe quiver]

it's the thing horrible hog is from too

[modern grove]

Horrible hog isn't real

[fringe quiver]

he's real

i saw him

[modern grove]

Delusion

[fringe quiver]

it can be delusion he physically hurt me

i still bear the scars to this day

they may heal but the scars he left on my mind will never recover

[modern grove]

Odysseus speech bubble

[high scaffold]

Brainstorm

[prisma cipher]

Such a horrible hog

[high scaffold]

The wound left by SSO shall be healed

By an update proclaimed Brainstorm and regular newsletters

[gray trench]

Brainstorm in effectively sso p1

[high scaffold]

But without SSO

[gray trench]

I'm happy for the devs with everything they've achieved. And i,m happy that they were able to organize and begin the newest era of calamity :3

[azure oak]

Brainstorm is SSO without the SSO so it's not actually SSO at all

[hasty tangle]

its sso part 0

[azure oak]

SSOn't

[gray trench]

It's calamity new era part 1 :3

[high scaffold]

Elemental weapons rework

Yum yum

[prisma cipher]

They should make everclear multiplicative damage

[timber dirge]

my friend said there's a new calamity update coming soon?

[gray trench]

Very likely within 60 days

[prisma cipher]

January-February

[azure oak]

Massive update with a bunch of reworks, including 2 boss reworks

[gray trench]

Love your pfp btw ^-^

[timber dirge]

Is there a video or something that showcases some of the changes?

[orchid finch]

#spoilers

no wait

[azure oak]

There's the website and newsletter as well

[orchid finch]

#mod-announcements

[prisma cipher]

The website

[orchid finch]

yeah, this, latest message

[timber dirge]

tysm 😊

[prisma cipher]

I would kinda recommend Muras video but it’s for the next 3 updates I think

[gray trench]

[prisma cipher]

Don’t know if they’re splitting sso into two

[timber dirge]

can someone link it? I didn't know there's a calamity website :/

[orchid finch]

#mod-announcements latest message

[prisma cipher]

Yeah this

[orchid finch]

the plan's been to initially split it into two parts

[prisma cipher]

Otherwise just

[timber dirge]

ah thank you

[prisma cipher]

Scour spoilers

[orchid finch]

and now they're splitting the SSO from the latest update cause it's been more a burden

[gray trench]

Brainstorm has most content that was going in to sso overhaul to bear less on the dev team, to get us new content, and more

Sso i'd wager was getting scope creeped, so what they've done here i think in good since it's realistically "splitting the update" :3

[prisma cipher]

I more meant as in originally there were sso part 1 and 2

[gray trench]

Ohhh

[prisma cipher]

Does that still happen with brainstorm

[timber dirge]

I love him 🥹

[prisma cipher]

Brainstorm then the two parts or brainstorm then sso as a whole

[orchid finch]

the former iirc

devs still were vocal about splitting the update in two

[gray trench]

Tofu makes great art

[prisma cipher]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1264760793510055957/1455504909263831173/IMG_8447.gif

[orchid finch]

cmiiw

[prisma cipher]

This is the gif of that guy

[orchid finch]

embed fail

[gray trench]

Same artist"

[pulsar cobalt]

unless there was a new vid, the video only talks about sso1

[orchid finch]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "COPY IMAGE" DOES NOT COPY THE GIF

[timber dirge]

omfg my heart 🥹

[prisma cipher]

Embed doesn’t exist

Only for donors and cool dudes

And mods and devs ofc

[gray trench]

That's how i feel

I love deus

[orchid finch]

man I should've grabbed myself a cool dude on my trial period...

[vivid hemlock]

donors dont get embed perms silly

[orchid finch]

donors using their 100% real embed perms to leak the latest patreon build

[gray trench]

[prisma cipher]

Boosters

Whatever

[gray trench]

I don't get embed either

[prisma cipher]

Yes you do

[gray trench]

I didn't embed it

[prisma cipher]

Idk what that means

Dies

[pseudo vector]

i have the raw gifs since i worked on the website too lol

[gray trench]

What beautiful creature is this btw

[orchid finch]

Looks like an axolotl

[vivid hemlock]

gilded axolotl

[orchid finch]

oh so I was right

[vivid hemlock]

mhm

[orchid finch]

shame we ain't getting them for a while

[gray trench]

Sso part 6 :(

[timber dirge]

there's another

[orchid finch]

sso been killed in the alley in Milwaukee

[gray trench]

Yis

[orchid finch]

is this how it's spelled

[gray trench]

Tofu makes amazing art

[timber dirge]

this artist is amazing their style is so cute

[amber egret]

i'd buy the draedon plushie but i think im broke

how much is it

[gray trench]

They're often in #calamity-update-talk & in the cal art server

[timber dirge]

I've seen a total of 3 of their pieces and I already agree with every fiber of my being

[amber egret]

tofu makes very comfortable art

[orchid finch]

oh that's art
that's an art of my comfort character

what's dog eating btw

[pseudo vector]

boc

[orchid finch]

lmao why

[gray trench]

such a good boy omg i love himmm

[pseudo vector]

cuz they're the headliners of brainstorm lol

[orchid finch]

is this another "I shall feast upon your essence regardless" moment

[orchid finch]

😭

[amber egret]

fuuuuuuck. how much is this.

[stone fiber]

[amber egret]

thats an adorable name

[orchid finch]

responding to a dev

[gray trench]

Is this dog or deus

[pseudo vector]

dog

[orchid finch]

the tail

it's in the tail

[gray trench]

I've fought dog like 6 total attempts

[amber egret]

i believe the differences is the face and tail

[pseudo vector]

devourer of gods and brain of cthulhu are the main big boss reworks coming in brainstorm, alongside a bunch of other boss changes across the board

dog's mandibles are chunkier overall

[amber egret]

they're far more facial

deus's are more mandibles

[orchid finch]

shit

it just occurred to me

[timber dirge]

lol. I just realised one of the admins status is "TOFU HATERS DO NOT INTERACT". Understandable

[orchid finch]

my world is Corruption, I won't be able to fight BoC on release 😭

[gray trench]

I can't wait for dog rework

I find current dog to be way too relaxed - there's no engagement

[amber egret]

damn!

make a new one !

[orchid finch]

I don't wanna move my shit to a new world

I've made quite some progress

[pseudo vector]

i mean, sometimes a fresh start is a good thing

[orchid finch]

eh, I guess

[pseudo vector]

considering the scale of brainstorm i'd say doing so is a good idea

and i'm not just saying that cuz personal bias

[orchid finch]

by the time the update comes out I'd probably get back to dorm and have my PC

[amber egret]

whys his little surveyor out

i just realzied

[pseudo vector]

that's the makeship tag

[amber egret]

i know

im just incredibly funny and sleep deprived

[orchid finch]

go to sleep immediately

like at least have a nap if it's morning or middle of the day

have SOME sleep my man

[amber egret]

its 6:50 am and its new years

my sleep schedules been just

shattered recently.

i got work to do anyhow

[orchid finch]

now that's depressing

[amber egret]

the work is making a spinning draedon plush gif btw

[orchid finch]

bruh

[amber egret]

no not really

[orchid finch]

no that's not work

[fringe quiver]

Market Pliers ...

[amber egret]

im gonna procrastinate on the ACTUAL work by making the gif

[fringe quiver]

same

[orchid finch]

that's just doing whatever you want

[fringe quiver]

because of The Sun

[amber egret]

oh yea the suns been fuckin odd recently

total darkness at 5:50 pm get real

[fringe quiver]

It's hard to have a good sleeps chedule when sleeping is uncomfortable as fuck because of the Wrath of the Sun

i Hate Summer

i Hate The Sun

[amber egret]

aussie?

[vivid hemlock]

brazil

[fringe quiver]

nope

brazil

[amber egret]

oh right thats below the equator

[fringe quiver]

if i lived on australia i would be dead

[gray trench]

[amber egret]

i constantly forget that its there

[fringe quiver]

like id actually be dead id drop dead on the floor

[gray trench]

Pará

[orchid finch]

idk what your guys problem is, maybe cause I'm used to it (cough cough Russian) but like it's totally normal for it to get dark in the middle of the day in the winter

[amber egret]

well yea you live in a very northern area

i live in the southwest us

[orchid finch]

well no I live like smack in the middle of the northern half of our planet

[amber egret]

it either does Not get dark or Gets Very Very Dark

[orchid finch]

let me pull out the map

[fringe quiver]

Brazil is mostly nice to live in to me

except for the sun

i do not like the sun. have i said that? hi guys

i dont like the sun

[amber egret]

its either death mode darkness or (insert lyric of Nameless Deity bossfight)

((since one of their first attacks is throwing the fucking sun at you))

[fringe quiver]

dermatitis a bitchhh

specially when you have a, quoting my dermatologist

[orchid finch]

there are things in this world that you're not meant to see

[amber egret]

yes

[gray trench]

My favorite part is when the sun decides that i,m not allowed to function at all for 2 months straight. And it's half the time not even summer

[orchid finch]

now your eyes will get blasted with this big sun

[amber egret]

nameless deity is maybe my second favorite boss ever, right behind AoE

[fringe quiver]

"extraordinarily rare" in terms of severity dermatitis

[amber egret]

inf DoG is in third btw

[fringe quiver]

the sun touches me and i dry up like a frog

[amber egret]

rare good or rare abd

[gray trench]

[gray trench]

Bad

[amber egret]

shit

[orchid finch]

skin care things?

[fringe quiver]

i have a skin condition that makes my skin have 2x weakness to everything

except heat

[gray trench]

In my experience most of these are too harsh to utilise in any meaningful capacity

[fringe quiver]

for heat its 20x

[orchid finch]

truly peak of pharmacy

[fringe quiver]

i use moisturizer and some antiflammatory cream

[gray trench]

Literally can't find cream or lotion that doesn't cause at least a rash

[orchid finch]

selling either something that doesn't work or works too well

anything with panthenol?

[vivid hemlock]

cheese we are going to preserve you by putting you in a cryochamber

[amber egret]

i just fuckin saw a pair of realistic eyes like a minecraft horror mod

christ

it was for like a millisecond that wasnt fun

[fringe quiver]

i should have a personal cryochamber

[orchid finch]

I think it's gonna result in the Idiocracy

[fringe quiver]

that i can go inside of when its summer

wait for autumn to come back

[gray trench]

Getting a cryochamber for the cryochamber (just in case)

On the website in dog eating brain canon

Is braina god

[vocal kelp]

Yes

[amber egret]

brains a god?

i thought brain was a tumor

[orchid finch]

brain is just big and yummy

nothing much

the player isn't necessarily a god, yet the DoG doesn't mind consuming their essence

[vivid hemlock]

no but the brain has a trace amount of essence and dog is greedy

will do anything to get a raise

[mystic eagle]

Happy 9th birthday current Yharon sprite

[amber egret]

"you are no god, but you are kinda tasty. taste the back of my palm. i aint your daddy BUT im doing your mom."

[frail owl]

bad birthday to yharon's current sprite

[orchid finch]

woah that was uncalled for

[amber egret]

dog would DEFINITELY say that

despite the fact bro looks like a toilet snake

[orchid finch]

dog doing someone's mom is like the last thing he'd do

[amber egret]

he's bragging about it

[orchid finch]

he'd rather threat you with eating your whole family than

[amber egret]

like a yo mama joke

[frail owl]

hi there zav

[orchid finch]

anyway I think he's more of an aggressive guy than an edge lord

[amber egret]

isnt he cocky

[orchid finch]

no, the player is

hence they get scolded off

[orchid finch]

hello dear internet user

[amber egret]

i thought it was irony when he says that

[orchid finch]

nah totally real

trust me my dad works on sso

[frail owl]

[gray trench]

I can't wait to see what doze does with the scal arena

[orchid finch]

what

I am sorry that my memory is of a goldfish and I cannot remember every single person I meet

[mystic eagle]

He would say it but wouldn't do it

[orchid finch]

maybe I'm giving too much credit to the guy

like I don't see him as a roasty kind of guy, more like edgy angry aggressive typa guy

to say things like

"All that running to get devoured?"

[fringe quiver]

doing your mom doing doing your mom doing your mom

-devourer seconds before being killed by terrarians orbital exo nuke

[prisma cipher]

Truth

[dense sundial]

Goldfish actually have such good memory that they’re a common model in studies of fish cognition

That saying is completely fabricated

[frail owl]

hi there sir lynel

[orchid finch]

well a saying is a saying regardless

[dense sundial]

Helo guyz

[orchid finch]

also, still up for that duel?

[dense sundial]

Accept my duel.

[orchid finch]

rock paper scissors baby!

[halcyon seal]

Dog is that one guy who keeps saying one liners and thinks he’s so cool but nobody else does

[dense sundial]

DoG the typa guy to write Calamity update names

[cunning sequoia]

what a calamity

[orchid finch]

i accept your duel, let's see what you got

[dense sundial]

🪨

[orchid finch]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN ROCK

not even a count

just straight up

slammed me with that stone

[vivid hemlock]

looks like you lost

[orchid finch]

it ain't a loss when you threw nothing

unless, again, it went straight into my head

how about a proper one this time?

I'm fully prepared now

[dense sundial]

I wasn’t sure how we’d do it, but go ahead

[orchid finch]

✂️

fuck

okay on count of 3

one

two

three

[dense sundial]

🪨

[orchid finch]

🧻

the curse has been broken

[dense sundial]

💥

Truly a Calamity update talk

[orchid finch]

anyway back to business

what's THE thing you guys gals and the rest are excited about?

[vocal kelp]

dont know if you know abnout this little known indie niche mod called calamity fa

[orchid finch]

how's that related to calamity update talk

[azure oak]

Calamity

[vocal kelp]

well you could, you could say it's some sort of updated calamity so in a way

plus you didn't, you never specified it like had to be, like you never

[orchid finch]

I can release the Calamity Nothing 2 addon and talk about it in here how about that huh :walterheisenbergwhite:

[vocal kelp]

you can do that

if you want to

are you going to do it though

[orchid finch]

not really

[strong isle]

Man I wish I had a dream where an actual real life calamity occurred and people were discussing it as if it was a community event or a celebrity controversy

[orchid finch]

definitely not Calamity Nothing 2 though

[orchid finch]

is AI bubble not a calamity?

[summer shore]

pestilence

[orchid finch]

with prices spiking, resources going to waste and all the other things?

[azure oak]

Maybe we were the real calamitt all along

[orchid finch]

the world is going down and we're the ones who brought this upon ourselves

[summer shore]

countermeasure calamitt

[vocal kelp]

calamitygpt generate me a boss israeli intelligence will love!
bzzzzst bzzsst your boss is: old duke

[orchid finch]

lord help us all

[summer shore]

New currency getting added to calamity mod

It's called ram sticks and each one costs 50 plat

[vocal kelp]

draedon develops arsenal ai and yharim just keeps like asking it bullshit

[halcyon seal]

DraedonGPT, generate me a list of fun war crimes to try out

[strong isle]

Nah a Calamity is a grand disaster rather than a despicable coil choke of self-inflicted mediocrity and distrust

[dense sundial]

The ability to make bosses good

And balance flattening and QoL rollback and more true melee reworks than I can shake a stick at, but mainly the first part

[orchid finch]

so basically the whole update

[dense sundial]

Actually, I think I’m most excited about the deadline

[orchid finch]

wish I could say the same

[pseudo vector]

the update itself is essentially content complete, its in thorough testing and fixing now

[strong isle]

It's great to see some people excited about the QoL rollback

Most people grab pitchforks

[solar hare]

people who play terraria for terraria vs people who play terraria to fight the bosses they dont even seem to like

[pseudo vector]

there's definitely some QoL rollback that we can do without people getting too mad lmao

[wooden blade]

Who the fuck cares about that, silksong, ultrakill, calamity, terraria and deadlock update coming

[orchid finch]

try playing Deadlock on a shit PC with no way of upgrading thanks to OpenAI and alike

[naive elk]

Meh 😂

[orchid finch]

I wish the AI bubble pops in like

[wooden blade]

LOOOSEERR

[orchid finch]

10 seconds

[orchid finch]

well don't laugh at me, I don't play Deadlock

[wooden blade]

I think we all do lmao

[naive elk]

Hi charlie

[orchid finch]

also I'm fine with my 16 gigs and 3070 so thank you

[wooden blade]

You're missing peak, too bad

[pseudo vector]

hi myra

i don't play deadlock either since that sort of game doesn't particularly interest me

[dense sundial]

if you can run silksong it doesn't matter

[naive elk]

Whats deadlock

[wooden blade]

Understandable game's way too specific

[prisma cipher]

HOLY SHIT ITS SIR NAUTILUS

[wooden blade]

New valve game

[dense sundial]

I'm Sir Nautilus! Accept my duel.

[desert garnet]

its league of legends, but third person shooter

[wooden blade]

Still in like, very pre alpha state

League of legends but good basically

[wide nova]

i stopped my console playthru to wait for the update

[orchid finch]

hi tye

[wide nova]

inb4 i never play terraria again

[wooden blade]

Hello everyone

[wide nova]

hi zav how you been

happy newyears

[orchid finch]

happy new year to you too

[modern grove]

Hi throudon

[wide nova]

hi throudon

[orchid finch]

I shouldn't have ate this much on the new year night

hi throudon

[wide nova]

i have the flu brah

[orchid finch]

WHAT

how

[wide nova]

christmas

i think

idek bro

[orchid finch]

damn

[wooden blade]

The what

[wide nova]

influenzaaaaaaa

[orchid finch]

god bless you, odaij- no wait that's not it

get well soon

[wooden blade]

Oooh, yeah that sucks, hope you get well soon

[wide nova]

actually imma be real i never got it checked it jut feels like the flu

but my lower back hurts like hell

no flu ever did ts

[orchid finch]

my lower back hurts from sitting in my bed

I wish I had a table in my room but alas

[naive elk]

Anyway, good talk. Im going back to my dimension now bai

[wide nova]

i tried to stretch it out but i pulled a muscle instead lmao

[orchid finch]

the best I can have is a bedside whatever that's like too short so I have to turn into a shrimp to sit on it

[wooden blade]

I don't think it's flu then, might be a virus that multiplies on the neuronal cells maybe? Since it seems like it's your back who's hurt the most

Since the back has a lot of neuronal cells it could play

[wide nova]

who knows. theres something nasty going around tho

[orchid finch]

hope it's not that Hongkong whatever that's been going around recently

[wooden blade]

Could be covid apparently lmao

[wooden blade]

There's a new virus being talked about now?

[orchid finch]

idk some Hongkong flu or whatever hit Western Russia not that long ago

ironic how the half closest to China didn't have the outbreak but it's actually the farther one

[wooden blade]

Lmfao

Nah i think it's just covid in this case, but considering how weak it is now it shouldn't be a huge issue, by next week it's fine

[high scaffold]

Me when my Brainstorm has pieces of SSO in it

[orchid finch]

well I'm sure they MUST HAVE put some things like new sprites or what have you

[high scaffold]

Sea prism tiles resprite

Looks so yummy and juicy

How would sea prisms taste?

[wooden blade]

Will that quick slime god rework be in the brainstorm update ?

[dense sundial]

if it is a virus my first guess would be herpes

we don't know ofc

[high scaffold]

Possibilities arent high

[plush carbon]

looks inside
herpes
Oh.

Bye then,

[dense sundial]

i think sg rework/resprite is still saved for SSO

[wooden blade]

I don't think so cuz if it was herpes it would've been worse, plus idk tyeski anyway but if he didn't feel herpes symptoms a while ago then it's not it

[wide nova]

my first 4 sprites in over a
year r in the mod im like the goat 🐐🐐🐐

[wooden blade]

Since herpes infects neuronal cells weeks or months after infection in their zona state iirc

[high scaffold]

I think sg resprite we all seen is scrapped

[dense sundial]

well i'd be happy with that too

[wide nova]

my bro i do not have that

what the fuck

[wooden blade]

That checks out

[orchid finch]

literally the "wait I'm actually goated" guy fr

[wooden blade]

Yeah ok so it's not herpes lmao

[dense sundial]

blehhh

i apologize for bringing this up at all

[wooden blade]

As i said it could just be covid

[ivory lark]

you are statistically likely to have herpes

[wooden blade]

Nah bro i appreciate it i have microbiology exams next week and am stressed af

[high scaffold]

As that slime god resprite was based around a rework that doesnt satisfy the team anymore I think

[wooden blade]

This helps me memorize lmao

[thorny glacier]

brimstone crags overhaul
when done i’ll immediately start playing calamity again

[wide nova]

most people r born with it

[thorny glacier]

lowkey more excited about it than sso

[wide nova]

but i dont nor have ever experienced hsv1 or 2 symptoms its literally just a rlly bad cold

i got it frpm my gf, she got it from her lil brother at christmas

everyone has the same lower back pain

[wooden blade]

Aaand i think i just confused herpes with varicella mb lmao

[next night]

maybe it's maybelline

[wide nova]

i think i have severe tetanus and will die

🙂‍↕️

oh no the gangrene is spreading

[high scaffold]

I might be wrong but I think this chat is for terraria vanila and modded updates

[wide nova]

cal update talk is practically cal general with spice until bs drops

[wooden blade]

If you and your family git cut by the back then yeah lmao am sorry for you dude

[orchid finch]

ell good luck waiting for 2 more tears

[wooden blade]

Basically yeah

[plush carbon]

"you might have herpes" is fucking crazy work.

[wide nova]

i laid our floorboards with rusty nails pointed upward

our door handles r blades

i sleep in a rusty bucket

[wooden blade]

Bro tortures himself to get a fork

[high scaffold]

bs can either be brainstorm or bullshit

[wooden blade]

Let's just brainstorm on ideas lmao

[wide nova]

i mean brainstorm is just a bunch of bullshit not sso related

[pseudo vector]

the acronym for the update is sort of a double entendre

[wide nova]

so it is in theory is the bullshit update

[pseudo vector]

brainstorm, bullshit, etc etc

[high scaffold]

Elemental whip

[wide nova]

i spit my drink a lil when i read that lol

[wooden blade]

True

[high scaffold]

Brawl stars

[pseudo vector]

no

[wide nova]

Big Schungus

[plush carbon]

lmao

[vocal kelp]

WHOD ID THIS

THIS IS ERASURE

THEY'RE TRYING TO REWRITE HISTORY IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES

#WAKEUP

[orchid finch]

well let's be real, as long as there are no long bullshit talks, we're fine

[wooden blade]

Honestly it's kind of on the same level as a random discord user telling you "yeah you have hiv sorry bro"

[orchid finch]

now, when it gets too out of hand and we're dealing with, say, a day-long conversation about Tyeski's sickness, that's where the mods pull the lever

[hushed hazel]

my bad

[wide nova]

or we just stop talking about my mucinex inspired conversation

😛

[orchid finch]

true

[wooden blade]

But i like when we talk about viruses 🙁 (understandzble)

[wide nova]

plaguebringer?!?!?

[wooden blade]

When i'm a sick competition and my opponent is plaguebringer goliath

[vocal kelp]

we're genuinely sick, we can't believe they'd erase devplans.png like this, we just, we can't believe this

[orchid finch]

sorry for your loss

[wooden blade]

Fucking loser got earased lol

[halcyon seal]

The evil 2 tiershift

[orchid finch]

I was more talking about the upcoming update

[halcyon seal]

Devil’s Devastation

[high scaffold]

Hmmm, elemental line

[halcyon seal]

BoC rework honorable mention

[high scaffold]

Totaly real and not imaginary elemental whip

[halcyon seal]

I NEED to know how this fight flows

[high scaffold]

Youll need to storm the brain

[halcyon seal]

Damn really?

I thought you had to star the brawl

[dull heart]

Wow cut sorry I've been gone for so long

I haven't been active here since last year

[halcyon seal]

It’s fine, I haven’t been doing too well myself, haven’t felt joy in 3 years

[wooden blade]

If boc is getting reworked, does it mean the other vanilla bosses will also recieve one in the future?

[high scaffold]

Do yall eat oranges with or without skin?

[plush carbon]

update talk is an objectively better name but cut is not as good an acronym

[dull heart]

sounds like you need to pay $50 for auric tier patrons and fight the new and improved devourer of gods

[halcyon seal]

Wow you’re right, plus I could get early access to various other exciting features in the next update to the Calamity Mod

[dull heart]

As we determine they need it yes

[wide nova]

we cause a calamity to your wallet

[orchid finch]

True...

I mean you could say AW/Control universe is somewhat calamitous/apocalyptic

Or maybe not since most shit happens locally

[tribal isle]

Did armored digger miniboss drop in brainstorm

[orchid finch]

What do you mean "did", the Brainstorm didn't even drop in the first place

[mighty geyser]

i have literally 0 memory of this 😭

[high scaffold]

Elemental whip is real, I just cant prove it yet

[mighty geyser]

was it like ancient plans

[modern grove]

No it was one of the most recent things before the mod died

Tofu made an art for it

[mighty geyser]

oh ic

[polar tide]

tofu made an art for it

[mighty geyser]

yeah that explains it

[dull heart]

There is no miniboss for armored digger

just burrower

[orchid finch]

Tofu made an art for it

[dull heart]

Excavator and Deconstructor are not in 2.1 and may or may not exist at all eventually

[gray trench]

Tofu's art has me gushing every time. I'm very susceptible to cute things and like soft colour pallettes and simple shading and stuff and i love it

[high scaffold]

Armored digger is 1 typo away from calamity

[dull heart]

Burrower is the best though

[orchid finch]

Me when not funny

[dull heart]

SHOOT I FORGOT

[orchid finch]

:huh:

[dull heart]

I was supposed to add a unique drop to burrower

I forgot to make it

[orchid finch]

Me when I kill you

(unique drop (your internal organs))

[dull heart]

I'll make it and we'll see if it gets into 2.1

It's gonna be so peak though

[polar tide]

tofu's art has me KILLING AND HURTING him every time

[high scaffold]

So, what is armored excavator realy?

[orchid finch]

Wait was the Burrower ever showcased?

[gray trench]

Wha

No :(

Tofu makes good art

[dull heart]

some of it

specifically the clip of it going for auric

[polar tide]

no force on this earth can stop me from killing tofu

[orchid finch]

Ah, now I remember

[dull heart]

And this

[gray trench]

HE GOT YEETED

[orchid finch]

He diggin

Such a silly guy

[dull heart]

And this is new bc I'm nice

[obtuse hawk]

why it upside down j

[orchid finch]

Sleeping

[obtuse hawk]

true

[orchid finch]

Also, doze

[dull heart]

some... forceful sleeping

[wooden blade]

kill him

[orchid finch]

Is it legit killable

[cunning sequoia]

[hushed hazel]

that's fucked up

[dull heart]

Yes

[high scaffold]

Literaly hit the "mimimimimi" emote

[cunning sequoia]

gordon, im tired

[dull heart]

Electric debuff it

It sleep

Well, "sleep"

[polar tide]

no it isnt he likes it. its good for him

[wooden blade]

ok seeing the death animation's really funny

[polar tide]

tofu and i kill eachother recreationally

@wise bolt confirm

[orchid finch]

Yes that is supposed to be a static image, let your brain fill in the blanks

[dull heart]

I should make finding one fill out the basic bestiary for it

so people can see the debuff weaknesses

[orchid finch]

So basically

It's an advanced critter

[dull heart]

yes

That's the entire idea

[orchid finch]

Neat

[dull heart]

burrower might be my favorite addition in 2.1

[wise bolt]

i agree [killsy ou

[polar tide]

:]

[cunning sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405614811500253306/1454181868285988980/waddling.gif

[hushed hazel]

sounds unhealthy

[polar tide]

yo mama unhealthy

[halcyon seal]

Deus if he was a dumb stupid baby

[cunning sequoia]

deus if he was sosig

[spark kiln]

is this in 2.1

[dull heart]

Yes

[spark kiln]

epic

[high scaffold]

2.1

Is

[gray trench]

I LOVE HIM

sorrp

[high scaffold]

January-February

[spark kiln]

what’s its purpose or is it just supposed to be a cool enemy

[gray trench]

Can i kill malice dog dashless wingless

[high scaffold]

Maybe

[dull heart]

Almost definitely not

But please prove me wrong

Any auric patron can vouch if they look at the video I sent in the beta channels

[high scaffold]

Reminder, infernum DoG was beaten in 20x20 box

[dull heart]

infernum dog looks very tame compared to this

[spark kiln]

with rams?

[high scaffold]

Ye

[pulsar cobalt]

ill prove you wrong only if you give me 50 dolar

[spark kiln]

then it’s not the same

[halcyon seal]

I will prove you wrong and all I will need is god mode

Vanilla feature btw