calamity-update-talk

[dull heart]

You'll have to wait a month or two

[golden shell]

man*

[fathom girder]

Guess i'll have to play it in malice to see everything then

[dull heart]

you won't see everything in malice

malice actually cuts some stuff down

[summer shore]

Qait there's new labs revealed?

[dull heart]

yes

[fathom girder]

Gwuh

[dull heart]

one of the clips had lab

Or maybe a screenshot

[vivid hemlock]

images outside of the newsletter

[fathom girder]

Malice making him simpler wasn't on my bingo sheet

[vivid hemlock]

on the download page

[dull heart]

he needs it

[azure oak]

there's labs, sunken sea tiles, new visuals

idunno who made the new sunken sea tiles but they're so good

[cunning sequoia]

big news woah- RAVAGER REWORK?!

[gray trench]

Doze is there any homing mage weapon evil 2 or sooner

[dull heart]

it's not a major rework

[cunning sequoia]

is it as substantial as brain or just more tweaks

[fathom girder]

Bro how fast did you make him lmao

[cunning sequoia]

ah i see

[dull heart]

3x speed roughly

[amber egret]

hey i think im gonna explode now

[azure oak]

so how will the release of the newsletter work

[amber egret]

is that okay

[fathom girder]

What the FUCK

[dull heart]

also he's predictive in all attacks

Including just regular movement

[ivory lark]

you can view the labs @ https://calamitymod.com/download.html

[lapis oak]

looks very Heart pilled

[azure oak]

is it going to have a schedule or will it just release whenever

[dull heart]

they'll release when we have news to letter

[fathom girder]

DoG has had enough of the terrarian's shit and has become a bullet train

[azure oak]

right

[snow moth]

it has everything

[lavish otter]

Seems like it's just minor tweaks beyond the rock pillars being solid, for the sake of the fight being a bit more engaging

[amber egret]

this is a very good idea i think

to release the not ss update early

[lapis oak]

so everything related to DS and SS is not in the update right?

[amber egret]

my brain is so stormed right now

[azure oak]

i like the glow that got applied to providence

[amber egret]

clapping my hands like a seal and sprinting around my room rn im actually so serious

[lapis oak]

these are not included in the Brainstorm correct? because they're SS contents

[amber egret]

more calamity

[summer shore]

Ohh

[vivid hemlock]

providence's vfx got fully overhauled iirc from the ancient 2.1 changelog

[summer shore]

Very nice

Sea prism looks amazing

[azure oak]

rock candy want to eat

[summer shore]

Providence fireballs look way fancier

[lavish otter]

Y'know what's funny? Not only do I agree, but I actually suggested this about like...maybe a month or more ago, but at the time, the response to that was "We could, but separating all that content would be too much extra work"

[lapis oak]

BY GOAT ENNWAY 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[lavish otter]

I like to imagine the split was planned at that point too, and they were just being cheeky

[dull heart]

I'm wondering if anyone is gonna notice something in one of the images on that download page

[amber egret]

"experience calamity" dude im such a loser for this mod thats such a simple slogan but god it works

[fathom girder]

Dog rework confirmed?????

[amber egret]

DoG doesnt look like it runs forever?

the twins calamity look cooler

[ivory lark]

there was a provi image we were going to use for the download page but it got ruined by a terraria camera mode bug

[amber egret]

THE PING

THATS THE GERAND

THATS THE THING THATS THE M1 GERAND

[true oriole]

OH NOOOOO

[lapis oak]

SSO o7

[true oriole]

the cutout

[lavish otter]

SSO7? This is getting out of hand

[amber egret]

i remember seeing it in the patch notes and going "hmmm. where would this be? post providence like the rest of the miltan-" NO ITS RIGHT IN POST SKELETRON

[true oriole]

There are seven seas, after all

[azure oak]

the chart to end all charts...
it will finally be allowed to rest.

[true oriole]

[amber egret]

and the sea crystals look so pretty :)

SAME WITH THE DRAEDON LABS

[lapis oak]

remove all of the SS contents lol

they're not in

[amber egret]

im sorry im autisming far too hard

[lapis oak]

time to edit it one last time

[gloomy grove]

oh hey thats really clean tiling

[amber egret]

the labs arent just sideways now!

[lapis oak]

dude fucking

beautiful Eutrophic Glass Wall

[amber egret]

i KNOW

[lapis oak]

that mf finally got in 😭

[amber egret]

also DoG has particles for the debuff amount

[amber egret]

and the background looks all fucky and warpy

[misty wren]

thats not even the wall

thats the block

the walls is bigger

[lapis oak]

I GOT THE WRONG ONE?

WHAT THE FUCK

[lavish otter]

Oh good lord, I forgot about this

[misty wren]

i think

[amber egret]

uhhh

[snow moth]

Went live with the new website published about two hours ago

[amber egret]

is that a new door? for marnite?

[true oriole]

Ic

[lapis oak]

NO I STOLE THIS FROM #suggestions-discussion it's the correct one

tupid

[amber egret]

that structure next to the snow house doesnt look detailed enough to be the correct one

[teal bone]

you havent posted the updated chart fully yet right?

[amber egret]

vernal pass has way more bernal soil now

like waaayy more

[azure oak]

neat shadowbolt staff rework

[amber egret]

where

new thing

me want see

where

[dull heart]

Did you see the newsletter video

[azure oak]

in the newsletter vid during the DOG fight

[amber egret]

during DoG

im sorry is that titanium railgun against lunatic

[lapis oak]

ye but these aren't in BS yes? because they're related to SS

[amber egret]

dont shorten it to bs lmao

[dull heart]

I believe so

[lapis oak]

it's literally BS dude

[amber egret]

its nottt

[lapis oak]

fucking everything update

[amber egret]

its so peak it cant be bs

[lapis oak]

random bullshit update

[dull heart]

random brainstorm go

[amber egret]

what weapon is the player using during the prov fight

thats warbanner of the sun and i think vortex booster

and i think the solar ram

[true oriole]

I love and hate that I instantly recognized the meme

[wide wadi]

Got baited once again with the announcement

[ivory lark]

what a load of brainstorm

[dull heart]

what bait

[ivory lark]

bait?

[true oriole]

You're so full of brainstorm

[dull heart]

2.1 January-February

[amber egret]

ohhh thats the shadowbolt

You can shoot the Gerand Cartridges.

[teal bone]

Thats right

[wide wadi]

Bruh baited me with the mod announcement

[true oriole]

?

Elaborate?

[wide wadi]

Thought it was going to be like a trailer for the sso

[teal bone]

im assuming bait = mod not out

ah

[wide wadi]

[amber egret]

the statement refreshed implies an old one

[true oriole]

Ah, then yeah

[amber egret]

what was the old calamity.com

[true oriole]

[snow moth]

It was something I was seriously considering but I did realize it would be a lot of work.

Which it was, but we did it because we were drowning in the sunk and it was severely hampering development and motivation

[still bluff]

the update is not already released therefore any annoucement was bait

[dull heart]

[still bluff]

no matter how relevant the annoucement is to the mod

oh my god doze

[amber egret]

is the sunken sea overhaul genuinely that big a feat

[summer shore]

uses fluffy as bait

worm food

[snow moth]

that was actually kinda filler text but it sounded cool enough we kept it lol

[lapis oak]

1 more the Diamond of the Deep acc is currently an upgrade to the Sea Spirit Amulet, is it in BS or saved for SSO?

[still bluff]

the worms love me

nd i love the worms

[teal bone]

Ooh thats a good one, not sure. ill check rn

[amber egret]

i thought it was gonna be the main focus but like. "drained motivation and development time" implies massive stuff

[snow moth]

we probably should have changed it to like uhhh idk I have some competing ideas

[azure oak]

the new acid rain & old duke visuals look nice

[amber egret]

they do!

[summer shore]

true

[amber egret]

where was the one guy who vehemently defended OD

[dull heart]

hi

[amber egret]

bc their future rework was gonna be real cool

[dull heart]

oh

[lavish otter]

Ah, that makes sense!

[amber egret]

THATS WHO BLINK WAS

NEVERMIND IM A MORON

[lapis oak]

Arsenal Tier 1 armor didn't get in

[amber egret]

anyways

[teal bone]

In BS unles thats getting changed last min!

[lapis oak]

RIP that I guess

[amber egret]

uhh lmfao

uh yea

[teal bone]

wouldnt see why not doe

[lapis oak]

okkk

[summer shore]

Nooo

[amber egret]

there was a guy who didnt like how people hated old duke solely because of its current fight

[dull heart]

If abyssal amulet was reverted it needs to be too

[amber egret]

while so many other fights sucked

[dull heart]

otherwise it's fine

But idk why abyssal would have been reverted

[snow moth]

this is intentional we like this coincidence

[fringe quiver]

can i postthe experience calamity ozzalings image

[dull heart]

it's not sunken sea at all

[lapis oak]

soooo... Diamond of the Deep? get in or put on shelf?

which one is it

[amber egret]

why does ozzatron speak formally in announcements but speak like a disheveled weevil in chats

[summer shore]

Does arsenal have sso relation?

[lapis oak]

nop

[amber egret]

first tier of weapons need sea prisms, no?

[dull heart]

It and sea spirit should both be in as far as I'm aware but I haven't actually checked

[lapis oak]

ok that's like

[fringe quiver]

@wise bolt hi.

[lapis oak]

not related at all

it's just a material

[wise bolt]

coighs

[fringe quiver]

feed us

we are the ozzalings

[pearl sentinel]

we are the controllings

[summer shore]

ohok

[lapis oak]

reworked yes? or reverted to current functions

[summer shore]

So why's arsenal reworks not making it in

[lapis oak]

what

they're in

[dull heart]

Reworked yea

[amber egret]

wheres the chart of all items reworked again

[teal bone]

can I show some other placeholder images unless theyve already been shown

[dull heart]

They are

[amber egret]

i need to look at it longingly

[summer shore]

Ohok

[fringe quiver]

itd be really funny you should

[lapis oak]

Arsenal Tier 1 is not in because it isn't finished

[cunning sequoia]

the council will decide your fate

[fringe quiver]

we love shitty development placeholders

[lapis oak]

and Brainstorm isn't adding any more contents

[pearl sentinel]

ozzatron 2: 2

[amber egret]

i saw a lot of astrum deus in there

[summer shore]

So it's just the armor that's not in

Fair enoug

[lapis oak]

yes

[cunning sequoia]

it feels so threatening

experience calamity.

[lapis oak]

you figured it out wow smarter than a 5th grader today

[cunning sequoia]

okay papa ozzatron dont hit me please

[wise bolt]

remembering we have a jpegatron emote in dev

[dull heart]

You will experience calamity.

[summer shore]

ok kiri

[amber egret]

OKAY I GENUINELY

[summer shore]

Have you considered not being jackass

[amber egret]

GENUINELY THOUGHT

TOP IMAGE

WAS SPEED TRYING NOT TO LAUGH

[fringe quiver]

BLUE OZZATREON

✍️ 🔥

[wise bolt]

😭

[amber egret]

IM SO SERIOUS I LOOKED AT IT AND WENT "whys that there....."

[summer shore]

Ozzatreon

[vivid hemlock]

😭

[summer shore]

Ozza + alatreon

[azure oak]

"My god is kinda devoured"

[cunning sequoia]

DoG im watching your stream from the distortion. why you tryna not to laugh bro thats disrespectful as shit

[wise bolt]

MY GOD KINDA DEVOURED

[snow moth]

what the fuck

[true oriole]

Ozzatron got oompa loompad

[snow moth]

NO

[fringe quiver]

dude

[snow moth]

NO

[cunning sequoia]

its all ozzatron...

[amber egret]

"my crusade kinda fruitless......."

[wise bolt]

LOOOLLLLL

[fringe quiver]

🥹

[snow moth]

NOT MY ARCH NEMESIS BLUZZATRON

[vivid hemlock]

[amber egret]

"Serpent I am watching your hologram as we speak. I am watching you attempt to not laugh. Why are you doing this. Stop this right now."

[summer shore]

my favorite artists

dm ozzuro
tyeskatron
cdmozzic

[azure oak]

"We are the ozzalings, experience our calamities"

[snow moth]

we need to put this discord into lockdown

[wise bolt]

fdude do we have ozzatron emoji in calmain

[amber egret]

NO WHERE WILL I AUTISM ABOUT THE MOD

[snow moth]

bluzzatron has escaped containment

[wise bolt]

we need one itd be so funny

[cunning sequoia]

wipe it all out in prep for 2026

[teal bone]

@ivory lark yes or no to the mewing image being shown

[true oriole]

Calamity's over guys, pack it up

[snow moth]

thousands are at risk

[wise bolt]

PLEASE

[ivory lark]

this is fine

[fringe quiver]

IM STARTING A VOTE

[wise bolt]

PLEASE SHOW MEWIING PIC

[wise bolt]

PLEASE

[cunning sequoia]

yes. please

[wise bolt]

PLEEHEHEYAHUEUERTJEJEJRJJRE

[vivid hemlock]

we need to add to calmain

[wise bolt]

SUPREME MOG

[vivid hemlock]

right now

[pearl sentinel]

BLUE OZZATRON

[azure oak]

holy shit she's mogging all of us

[native thistle]

Calamity

[vivid hemlock]

while we're at it can finally be added as an emoji here

[summer shore]

Supreme calamogger

[amber egret]

Supreme Mogmaxitas

[cunning sequoia]

this sucks, i hate it

[wise bolt]

HHHEHEEEEELP

[cunning sequoia]

turn it off

[vivid hemlock]

what the frick.

[boreal pewter]

thanks!

[ivory lark]

Disagree

[amber egret]

i wonder how CMT is doing

[pearl sentinel]

LOLLOLOLOLOL

[true oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-has-escaped-gif-3091658452491644159

[wise bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-has-escaped-gif-3091658452491644159

[amber egret]

ew they're talking about speedkills

eeeww

[true oriole]

Ty tofu

[wise bolt]

ofc goat

[fringe quiver]

]

[teal bone]

hi jerma

[snow moth]

I literally can't bro

[wise bolt]

HELP

[grave geyser]

ozz does not have hands confirmed

[cunning sequoia]

[azure oak]

sounds like a threat tbh

[amber egret]

the "evil" psychic wall stopping ozzatron from beating turtle from hit mod exo mechs

[ivory lark]

all the dev screenshots are great

[amber egret]

this is incredible

[fringe quiver]

i think someone should fucking kill us

[amber egret]

okay i mean this

in the nicest

kindest way possible

do not smite me

[cunning sequoia]

you're so lazy! you homosexual

[amber egret]

please

he looks like the "clearly you dont own an air fryer" guy

[fringe quiver]

darius beloved

[lavish otter]

WHAT IS CALAMITY?

[wise bolt]

roy mention

[fringe quiver]

did you know darius roy is named after undertale ai papyrus

[true oriole]

I think this gaze alone has smashed my phone screen

[azure oak]

seems like brainstorm's own brainrot got revealed as well and it is ozzatron

[wise bolt]

what a calamity

[fringe quiver]

new boss theme

[cunning sequoia]

holy peak

[cunning sequoia]

can we add bluezzatron too

[ivory lark]

No

[amber egret]

new boss theme

who gives a shit

ME

[wise bolt]

i didnt even recognize you for a solid 5 minutes garbo

[amber egret]

I DO

[cunning sequoia]

hiii

[pearl sentinel]

did you know that in undertale during the papyrus date segment there is a 0.1% chance for papyrus to be vaporized by a solar flare and he remains dead throughout every subsequent playthrough

[wise bolt]

hi bro

[true oriole]

Bluezzatron theme

[cunning sequoia]

🐢

[ivory lark]

i will allow you to add blue ozzatron as an emote if ozzatron specifically gives you permission

[amber egret]

didnt they add a chance for an evil monster but it was too scary and toby had to remove it

[wise bolt]

🐛

[fringe quiver]

i introduced garbo to the stupid avalon turtle

hes nevber been the same sinjce

[lean relic]

HELP LMAO

[cunning sequoia]

@snow moth papa ozz i need this

[pearl sentinel]

tyeski the creator goes so hard

[ivory lark]

blunder

[teal bone]

Wilted rose

[fringe quiver]

neuron activation

[wise bolt]

gravestone

[fringe quiver]

skull emoji

[cunning sequoia]

remember me...

[gray trench]

The totally legit ozzatron i give permission for green ozzaaron

[snow moth]

clearly, you don't own an air fryer

[gray trench]

[wise bolt]

sleeping accomodation

[fringe quiver]

horse 2

[true oriole]

I'm so glad I decided to stop by today

[gray trench]

I own 2!!

[fringe quiver]

wait no its not horse 2

its just horse

[gray trench]

TOFU

!!!!!

[fringe quiver]

the other one is called racehorse

[gray trench]

I loved the deus art

And the art

And the deus

And nhe

The

Warm

[wise bolt]

hi :D

[summer shore]

horseatron

[gray trench]

The mettal deuss

[wise bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1370526525648015490/1428930213353361509/boppign.gif

[gray trench]

HE'S SO SCRUNGLY

[teal bone]

whats that goober under the sso part...

of the newsletter...

[fringe quiver]

gilded axolotl i think

[true oriole]

Random BS, beta versions of the site, bluezzatron

[teal bone]

oh cool

what does it do?

[snow moth]

the website brainrot is all ozzatron with an exquisite side of supreme mog

[wise bolt]

my woroorm

[fringe quiver]

its a sunken sea guy that spawns in radiant reefs and is friedn
iirc something about how he has a healing aura around him u can actually benefit from

[gray trench]

I genuinely love him

Wmwmw!;!!!

[wise bolt]

genuinely life changing worm i wouldnt be in dev if not for him

[teal bone]

ooh nice

[pearl sentinel]

ozzatron 2: 2

[ivory lark]

here's the third unseen ozza placeholder i used for some things

[wise bolt]

autism 😌

[teal bone]

sounds fun

[wise bolt]

LMFAO

[snow moth]

serious response:

would prefer no blue ozzatron, but regular ozzatron is fine

[teal bone]

wh

what

[vivid hemlock]

😭

[teal bone]

what is that

WHAT IS THAT

[amber egret]

can you add a keybind that when held makes all images slowly fade into ozzatron

[snow moth]

declined sorry

[wise bolt]

PURPATRON

[vivid hemlock]

purplezatron

[fringe quiver]

what the fuck is that

[amber egret]

There is another.

[cunning sequoia]

nooo

[ivory lark]

Neutral Ozzatron

[teal bone]

skinwalker jesse faden

[true oriole]

Ozzatazzo

[amber egret]

A fourth one.

[pearl sentinel]

its on the tip of my tongue

[fringe quiver]

Distortion Ozzatron

[pearl sentinel]

i cant quite place it

[lavish otter]

Would you accept the pink Ozzatron?

[lapis oak]

vro 😭

[fringe quiver]

dude i'm

[ivory lark]

purple is never getting accepted

[fringe quiver]

the horrors. ohhh the horrors

[cunning sequoia]

collect the seven chaos ozzatrons

[fringe quiver]

collect my pages

[ivory lark]

there were only 3

[fringe quiver]

collect my ozzas

[vivid hemlock]

why does it look like this ozzatron merged with the drunk princess

[amber egret]

we have ozzatron, who is right facing
we have bluzzatron, who is left facing
we have ozzazzo, who is unshaded

[azure oak]

distortion should have something like minecraft's end flashes but it's just purple ozzatron in the background

[wise bolt]

the seven human ozzas

[amber egret]

we need nortron who is shaded

[pearl sentinel]

NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OBEY ME!
the seven ozzatrons:

[teal bone]

no you're supposed to obey me
the seven ozzertons

[snow moth]

Sagi, bro, why?

[wise bolt]

SAGGI

[fringe quiver]

eç´p

[vivid hemlock]

LMAO

[snow moth]

[fringe quiver]

Help

[wise bolt]

HELPME

[true oriole]

SAGGI

[wise bolt]

HEEEGEHGEEGEHHEHEEEEELP

[summer shore]

Cheese why did you do this to me

[true oriole]

OH MY GOD

[pearl sentinel]

IM THE DEVELOPER NOW

[fringe quiver]

Someone else reac ted first

im showing solidarity

[hard venture]

why the heck fighting the devourer of god and hearing universal collapse start blasting when the final phase begins feel so hyped

[summer shore]

pops your brain vessels

[amber egret]

Because it is.

[snow moth]

it is hype

[amber egret]

truth

[snow moth]

No

[pearl sentinel]

:ozzatron:

[teal bone]

I would.

[gray trench]

Godiloveastrumdeushesliteralluperfect

[ivory lark]

please change your pfp

[pearl sentinel]

one ozzatron tells truths and the other tells lies

[summer shore]

I really thought that was serious cirrus

[wise bolt]

NOO

[ivory lark]

bits over

[lavish otter]

'Tis an unfortunate d- aww, okay

[modern grove]

They should add ozza throne to calamity furniture economy

[wise bolt]

I AGREE

[pearl sentinel]

Ozzatron: Civil war

[snow moth]

ozzatron throne was actually going to be a thing

like a long time ago

[summer shore]

Sequel to nuclear throne

[gray trench]

Dropped from deus ofc

[snow moth]

it never got added tho and idk where the wip sprite went

[gray trench]

[cunning sequoia]

ozzatwon

[gray trench]

Peak

[wise bolt]

aw man

[pearl sentinel]

:ozzatron:

im waiting

[wise bolt]

ozzatron today

[teal bone]

you showed it

[fringe quiver]

ozzatron update calamity mod

[amber egret]

times ticking buddy i want my 2.2 update

[teal bone]

i recall

[snow moth]

it was like rotting on Trello in 2021 and was lost in the wash

[teal bone]

lol

[lapis oak]

you actually robbed us of Ozz throne 😔

[snow moth]

that's the plan dumbass

[cunning sequoia]

i like how the chat went from talking about the newsletter to ozzatron-induced hallucinations

[teal bone]

it lasted 15 seconds :sob

[lavish otter]

( - O-)

[true oriole]

Hey guys, how's my new pfp?

[pearl sentinel]

what newsletter its just experience calamity

[vivid hemlock]

ozzatron: play my update

[gray trench]

Hey ozzatron did you know Calamity is working on a new update

[wise bolt]

HHAHAHHAA

[vivid hemlock]

PENGOLIN

[azure oak]

brainstorm has been renamed to braindamage

[snow moth]

holy shit

[wise bolt]

PMENGO

[cunning sequoia]

no way

[amber egret]

brainrot was right there

[cunning sequoia]

brainrot update...

[gray trench]

[fringe quiver]

amidias is taking a break from being the brainrot elemental

[ivory lark]

here is the original ozzatron in full quality:

[true oriole]

Yeah?

[amber egret]

I SAID IT FIRST

[gray trench]

I can barely believe it

[amber egret]

NANANANA BOO BOO

[azure oak]

'twas to easy

[wise bolt]

BAHA

[lapis oak]

@teal bone Sagi is any of these sprites is in

[fringe quiver]

old dukes lungs

how delectabe

[snow moth]

it's actually fucking surreal to be delirious at 3 am in a text chat that is actively spewing insanity entirely derived from your own online persona

[teal bone]

no

[fringe quiver]

delectable

[lapis oak]

gotchaaa

[amber egret]

this is like granting beer to a set of monks who have never seen a windmill

[cunning sequoia]

ozzatr

[amber egret]

dude its awesome

[true oriole]

I mean it's 11 am on my end

[pearl sentinel]

cheese wheres the ozzatron emote

[teal bone]

In seriousness tho, dont recall the exact reasons for each of them

[pearl sentinel]

this server needs a good emote finally

:ozzatron:

[cunning sequoia]

give it time...

[ivory lark]

do not add the ozzatrote

[fringe quiver]

I can't tell if i'd be flattered, scared, confused, a combination, or something else entirely

[true oriole]

God, this whole bit is so funny

[still bluff]

devourer of ozzatron

[cunning sequoia]

its 3-0 rn

[gloomy grove]

is that blue ozzatron

[azure oak]

ozzatron is truly experiencing a calamity onw

[true oriole]

Yep

[wise bolt]

cheeae. the ozzatrotr

[vivid hemlock]

ozzatron of rebirth

[amber egret]

ozzascule

[true oriole]

Aight I'm changing back now

[teal bone]

image of black ops title screen guy saying "is that ozzatron"

[snow moth]

it's a combination of those 3 but also laughing too hard and not sleepy anymore as a result

[cunning sequoia]

is that black ops guy

[pearl sentinel]

papa calamity has spoken garbo

[amber egret]

imagine the window easter egg being "Was that Ozzatron"

[lapis oak]

is this in it has been accepted a long time ago

[amber egret]

didnt they announce in patchlogs

[snow moth]

MY FUCKING EYES

[amber egret]

holy glowup jesus

[cunning sequoia]

light mode jumpscare

[snow moth]

amoled black dark mode in a pitch black room

[lapis oak]

WHAT

[snow moth]

Then you post this

[lapis oak]

STOP BULLYING LIGHT MODE IT'S GOOD 😭

[still bluff]

we had bast statue discussion this year
next year we have ozzatron discussion

[lapis oak]

LIGHT MODE IS GOOD!

[cunning sequoia]

we need to stab kiri for light mode

[lavish otter]

GOOD LORD-
I keep forgetting you use light mode

[amber egret]

kiri you'll be the reason brainrot doesnt release

[lavish otter]

You heathen

[pearl sentinel]

you disgust me

[amber egret]

because ozzatron will be BLIND

[still bluff]

we need KiriDark

[vivid hemlock]

you must be executed and tortured

[true oriole]

Aight back to normal

[ivory lark]

yeah. here's the one in the source tree

[true oriole]

God this is hilarious

[pearl sentinel]

:ozzatron:

[gray trench]

Looks like lghtmode tom e

[azure oak]

the victide armor changes are probably sso-content right?

[lapis oak]

how nice free transparent

[teal bone]

https://tenor.com/view/stratus-sphere-calamity-mod-calamity-stratus-sphere-gif-26033349

[amber egret]

FUCKER

[teal bone]

what if

[snow moth]

Do not worry I can still see

[amber egret]

IM IN A DARK ROOM TOO

[lapis oak]

yes

[pearl sentinel]

im gonna go watch kamen rider kuuga and if :ozzatron: isnt an emote by the time im back on, we're KILLING @teal bone

[cunning sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800330416426713158/1447350055143997621/IMG_0461.gif

[fringe quiver]

thats me when i see bhmbruger

[teal bone]

HWT

HEY

[still bluff]

sorry sagi it's over for you

[teal bone]

Thats really mean

[amber egret]

oh wait

right

hold on

[still bluff]

voting period is a day

[snow moth]

the hell are you talking about

[cunning sequoia]

sagi gets an ace attorney 3 day trial

[amber egret]

ozzatron whats your opinion on this

[pearl sentinel]

no i only have 6 episodes left

[gray trench]

Lightmode obviously

[teal bone]

His honest opinion:

[amber egret]

okay see this okay

[pearl sentinel]

ur days are numbered kid

[grave geyser]

just assasinate @pearl sentinel

[amber egret]

this is not bright white

[grave geyser]

simple

[amber egret]

this is okay

[pearl sentinel]

fart in ur general direction

[gray trench]

It's the same colour

[pearl sentinel]

:fart:

fuck

[snow moth]

Let us stop doing this before we waste more screen space.

[amber egret]

ozzatron removes the color white from the calamity mod

[gray trench]

:thhumbsupebojireacttoozAtron:

[pearl sentinel]

🐎 💨

[amber egret]

next up: he swaps the color palette to hazbin hotel

[teal bone]

My ozznest reaction

[pearl sentinel]

:ozzatron:

[lavish otter]

Even this isn't quite light mode

[pearl sentinel]

yeah its not looking good for sagittariod

[amber egret]

ozznest reaction

[pearl sentinel]

i think this is the first time ive ever interacted with sagi

[gray trench]

I use citrus i've been found

[amber egret]

okay how many portmanteau can we make of the word ozzatron

[pearl sentinel]

and it'll be the last if :ozzatron: isnt added

[amber egret]

we have ozznest reaction we have ozzscule

[teal bone]

I apologize greatly

[cunning sequoia]

ozzastorm update

[lavish otter]

I knew that original screenshot looked kind of pink

[vivid hemlock]

dont apologize enact your iron will

[gray trench]

Top is pink bottom is yelow

[amber egret]

What colors?

[ivory lark]

This is fair. Here is a suitable image you may use for the Ozzatron emote.

[cunning sequoia]

PISSATRON

[amber egret]

HE GOT DUNKED IN THE PISS

[true oriole]

GOLDEN OZZY

[lavish otter]

@lapis oak I'm sorry, but it seems like you're alone in this...your punishment will be the cube

[snow moth]

SSO won't be adding the orangutan traveling at non-euclidean speeds which erupts from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension

But we might make it a gfb feature in the future, I do like the idea of Wide Ape and his disciples having a rather destabilizing impact on the Terraria world.

[amber egret]

HE'S GETTING DEEP FRIED

[amber egret]

fuck yes

[pearl sentinel]

GOLDEN OZZATRON. I HOPE NOTHING BAD HAPPENS TO YOU.
WHAT DO YOU WANT !
I ALWAYS COME BACK !
NOOOOOOOOO!

[lapis oak]

😭 f u

[ivory lark]

Disagreeable. Become funnier

[grave geyser]

reverse psychology to avoid spoiling the big surprise, not a bad idea

[ivory lark]

🫵

[amber egret]

i properly fuckin

[true oriole]

Make the eyes pitch black and we'll talk

[amber egret]

read the sentences

my chest hurts from repressed laughter

[true oriole]

(I cannot laugh I'm at work stop this is too funny)

[boreal pewter]

real

[amber egret]

why does he look like a protagonist of a star wars film

[shut ridge]

Add a secret super boss in gfb called Yharim (Might sound familiar) and he is a giant ape that one shots you

[true oriole]

Damn

[teal bone]

[amber egret]

Truthstorm Update

[onyx valve]

Wait a second is the SSO Update delayed for Boss reworks or smth?

[amber egret]

what the fuck was that

[shut ridge]

Evil ozzatron

[true oriole]

Ozzatron is NOT beating the Anakin allegations I'm afraid

[amber egret]

trozzaon or summin

[cunning sequoia]

this is why you're getting publicly executed

[amber egret]

he wants bosses to be some random vanilla ai thats NOT the old ones

yharon will be corite and you will ike it

[vivid hemlock]

no

[boreal pewter]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406493898341613568/1387668747568812032/cat.gif

[ivory lark]

i do not have my glasses on so this image is unintelligible currently

[teal bone]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/800330416426713158/1447350055143997621/IMG_0461.gif

[vivid hemlock]

sso isnt being delayed theyre just releasing the non sso part of yhe update before sso now

[amber egret]

is this a meme about thanatos having just a fuck ton of resistances

[snow moth]

Yes.

[shut ridge]

Wait what?

[boreal pewter]

yea

[amber egret]

immaculate

[cunning sequoia]

kiricube

[vivid hemlock]

the newsletter

[amber egret]

i mean its destroyer+ in some peoples eyes so like

[lavish otter]

Kirikube

[amber egret]

it should jsut have resistances

[cunning sequoia]

the features that arent related to sunken sea from SSO are being released as a separate update

[snow moth]

guessing your main issue was the orangutan moving at non euclidean velocities erupting from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension

he must have struck your lungs

[ivory lark]

are you guys excited for the update :p

[amber egret]

the fuckin

phrase

[shut ridge]

So like this update must be coming soon right?

That’s so awesome to hear

[ivory lark]

yes

[amber egret]

"erupting from the aether to clothesline you into another dimension"

i dont ever hear that phrase used that way

[shut ridge]

Thank you John calamity

[lavish otter]

I know I am! I really want to explore the underground desert to see if there's any more of those mineshaft-like structures

[cunning sequoia]

within a month or two

[snow moth]

You're welcome champ

[amber egret]

this is my christmas present

[ivory lark]

for our new years resolution, calamity will be releasing at least one update

[shut ridge]

Glad to see it’s going this way ngl

[teal bone]

❤️

[pearl sentinel]

im excited for that and one other thing

its either way gonna be a spectacle

:ozzatron: or sagi execution

[shut ridge]

I’m excited for the BoC

[amber egret]

i just realized

what difficulty

are we gonna play

on release day

[vivid hemlock]

rev

[shut ridge]

master death

[ivory lark]

you may choose easily with the new difficulty selector feature

[cunning sequoia]

mall ice

[lavish otter]

Rev for me, I never even beat the mod on that difficulty

[amber egret]

rev or death expert, whats our choice

[cunning sequoia]

there wont be death expert

[amber egret]

gwahh.

whats the new difficulties

[gray trench]

Rev death malice

[pearl sentinel]

@teal bone it starts now. count your prayers.

[cunning sequoia]

rev expert, death master and legendary malice

[true oriole]

Revengeance is expect exclusive, death is master exclusive

[amber egret]

i gotta know whats the most "can you beat calamity with the shitpisser fuckwad"

[cunning sequoia]

so just rev, death and malice

[true oriole]

And malice is legendary exclusive

[amber egret]

hmmm i see

[teal bone]

hey...

[lavish otter]

Expert, Expert Revengeance, Master, Master Death

[amber egret]

hmmmmmmm

[lavish otter]

Then yeah, Legendary and Legendary Malice

[amber egret]

indeeeddd.... i seeeeee....

[vivid hemlock]

rev is expert stats but with calamity boss ai changes
death is master but with cal boss ai changes but even more

[amber egret]

how so more

[vivid hemlock]

the ai changes for death wont just be rev but ever so slightly different and higher stats

[snow moth]

a lot more

ar least for the newly reworked stuff

any boss we haven't touched, new death is old master death, without the weird master specific changes fab made

malice is the "fun name" of death mode like how legendary is the "fun name" of master mode. it has no changes just stat bloat

[amber egret]

ah

which is the most content filled

that gets me the most Thing

[snow moth]

uh... rev

[lavish otter]

And for the question of how, I think that just means that it takes the AI changes Revengeance already has, but builds upon them even further

[snow moth]

all master exclusive drops also drop on rev so you don't miss anything

👍

[amber egret]

wow!

[snow moth]

we do not require people to play master, death, legendary, ftw, malice, gfb, or whatever other crackpot shit exists to get in-game content

with one exception

coldheart icicle is gfb exclusive

[amber egret]

well yea

[lapis oak]

omg the fucking

[amber egret]

frostmage

[snow moth]

and requires you to beat supreme permafrost who is a post game meme superboss that you can and should use rod of harmony on

[lapis oak]

the unpleasant gradient

[amber egret]

yea

[lavish otter]

Oh yeah, I meant to ask! Is that staying, despite a lot of changes to vanilla features being reverted?

[woeful yarrow]

Real eyes
Realize... I'm still waiting for the new armour rework and respites for both yharon and dog

[snow moth]

so far yeah it hasn't been changed

basically

we don't have a high opinion of master

[lavish otter]

Ah yeah, that's fair

[snow moth]

we don't want to make there be master/death exclusive content

and we balance on rev

SO in pursuit of keeping everything balanced on rev... we make everything available on rev, so we can balance it on rev

👍

[lavish otter]

Honestly, I don't either and I prefer for things to be as they are now, I just wasn't sure if that was another thing that was gonna be removed for the sake of staying true to vanilla

[snow moth]

also nobody mentioned classic

[woeful yarrow]

Ok

[snow moth]

that is also a difficulty but it's the unloved and brutally power crept child

[cunning sequoia]

when you use rod of harmony on permafrost the screen cuts to star wars text crawl of nameless deity's rant

[snow moth]

why? that's wotg content

[cunning sequoia]

steal it.

steali t.

steal content

[lavish otter]

I didn't mostly because they seemed to be asking about Calamity difficulties specifically, and none of them are available on classic

[amber egret]

classic has the issue of being the baseline

[true oriole]

I am telling Lucille

[amber egret]

most find the baseline simple, so the new baseline is expert

[woeful yarrow]

Long ago I've saw and heard about rework and resprite for a lot of armour and D.O.G and yharon

[hard venture]

am i cooked, i just hallucinates a part of the pumpkin moon song into freedom motif 😭

[solar hare]

yea you are

[amber egret]

what part?

i mighta heard that when i was farming it with VCMM

[vivid hemlock]

those are not in this update

dog specifically is definitely not going to be for a long time

this dog rework is separate from the one talked about with the resprite

[gray trench]

The vcmm pumpkin mood is my favourite theme from the entire mod

[misty wren]

dog needs a whole ass subworld and also a new sprite as the heart plus up one probably isnt being used

[gray trench]

Did you not see the dof sprite on the website

Fucking insane quality

[vivid hemlock]

what

[lavish otter]

And the sprite we have is basically confirmed to be scrapped, so even if it was planned to be used soon, I doubt it would be now

It wasn't, but even if it was

[gray trench]

Is this not a new sprite

Am i dumb

[vivid hemlock]

thats not a resprite

[gray trench]

Oh

Ok

It looks beautiful

[lavish otter]

Yeah, it's a glow map I think

[cunning sequoia]

the mouth opens up too i think

[vivid hemlock]

glow map plus looks to be the mandibles are being animated theough code

[cunning sequoia]

which im pretty sure is new

[amber egret]

where is the pumpkin moon theme

for vcmm

[misty wren]

yeah

[snow moth]

I would prefer to remain on good terms with Lucille

[gray trench]

Heres the oter

[vivid hemlock]

scrapped

[cunning sequoia]

[vivid hemlock]

a new one will be made

[cunning sequoia]

oh well

[amber egret]

the current one though

[cunning sequoia]

there will be other crimes to commit

[amber egret]

the one that kinda has a freedom motif

[cunning sequoia]

like uhh.

[misty wren]

ask lucille

[cunning sequoia]

jaywalking

[amber egret]

Wait.

The crystals on his body.

Change Color.

[misty wren]

javyzwalking

[amber egret]

Based On The Gravity.

[cunning sequoia]

true

[misty wren]

nope

[gloomy grove]

starbound frackin universe motto right here chat

[misty wren]

there are actually just 2 crystals there the glowmask changes position

[snow moth]

my favorite is embezzlement

[cunning sequoia]

very fun word

[amber egret]

blue, arrow up
purple, arrow down

[true oriole]

Mine is arson

[amber egret]

yea
the primary highlight chances

changes

[true oriole]

[misty wren]

im a big fan of piracy

[amber egret]

it look good.

me likey.

[teal bone]

Fun fact he got worse this update

❤️

[hidden ridge]

I think d.o.g’s head isn’t aligned to the body properly in these images

[vivid hemlock]

the mandibles move now yes

[hidden ridge]

Not the mandibles but the whole head

[amber egret]

aaaauughhhhhh.

[misty wren]

yeah thats because hes turning

[amber egret]

whyd you teeelll me thattt.....

[azure oak]

b

[amber egret]

noooo look at the seeeaammmm.....

[lavish otter]

Oh god, I think you're right

[gray trench]

Two pixels off buster

[amber egret]

aaawwwgghhhhhhh why would you SAY THAT.

you're FOUL dude

[hidden ridge]

I’m evil, I know

[amber egret]

dude i woulda NEVER seen that

and now i WILL

[teal bone]

Seams you might be right

[amber egret]

OH ITS EVEN WORSE HERE

[misty wren]

mods kill sagi

[gray trench]

[amber egret]

THE LIGHTING IS WRONG FOR THE HEAD AND BODY AAWWHGHHHHHHHGHGHGGGGG

THE SPRITE UNDERLAPS WITH THE HEAD IM GONNA DIIEEEE

[gray trench]

It's just ichor trust

[misty wren]

no its not thats just how terrarias lighting engine works

[lavish otter]

Wait, have we still not seen Ontological Despoiler's new sprite, or have we, but it just wasn't HD?

[amber egret]

it doesnt do
th at .

[azure oak]

no full res

[lavish otter]

I know the latter is the case for Lightspeed's

[vivid hemlock]

not hd but we know what it is

[misty wren]

it does
pretty sure theres just a torch under there

[lavish otter]

I see, I see!

[lavish otter]

...oh Oriooooo-

[amber egret]

i dont

care about the lighting

i care about the seam

[azure oak]

i'm already here genius

[amber egret]

his head overlaps with his body segments while fully straightened

[misty wren]

then why mention it 😭

[amber egret]

because it made it look worserer

[misty wren]

terrarias lighting engine is . well its a terraria built in system that tells you all you need to know

[teal bone]

Judging by the screenshots it seamingly can be remedied

[vivid hemlock]

a shredder resprite dia made long ago without some details and its grey

[amber egret]

ha

[hidden ridge]

I’m surprised I was the only one who noticed the seam at first lol

[lapis oak]

@teal bone this is a thing Xyk made long time ago but is it in BS?

[misty wren]

its not sunken sea so probably

[teal bone]

Though the thing is it doesn't seam like a job for me
not good with fixing lighting bugs

[vivid hemlock]

haha

thats horrible

[teal bone]

Yeah

[lapis oak]

also Sunny stuff with Megalodon line is not finished right

because they aren't in changelogs

[teal bone]

Yes

[lapis oak]

okk

[vivid hemlock]

we should sacrifice you to bring the update one day closer

[ebon lily]

Supreme permafrost should cast snowgrave on you which can only be dodged by teleporting

[teal bone]

Dont worry he's worse in brainstorm.

🔥

[ebon lily]

Anyways these boss reworks are cool. It sounds like the resprites aren't done yet, and the DOG resprite kind of required a rework, so I assume that's a ways off

[teal bone]

I accept

[high scaffold]

Realy want to see some elemental weapons reworks

Or at least a resprite to flamethrower

[teal bone]

Have you seen one for this update

[high scaffold]

In the video spoiler?

[teal bone]

#calamity-update-talk message

[fossil yacht]

aight gotta wait 1-2 months before starting a new run aint that much of a time

[stiff light]

green needle

brain storm

[high scaffold]

Ah, lightspeed, kinda forgot about it

[steep path]

Was hoping "newsletter" meant I could get calamity news straight in my email inbox lol

That said though this is an awesome way to communicate info I'm glad y'all made this

[ivory lark]

good suggestion

[frosty widget]

A question for the developers: approximately what percentage of what will be in the update have you completed?

[steep path]

[cunning sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-family-guy-meme-skeleton-family-guy-skeleton-did-you-guys-see-that-gif-13266351211450476606

[mighty geyser]

there's a patreon beta out that's feature complete
just needs bug fixing and balancing (which could take a while since some of those bugs are... multiplayer )

[frosty widget]

cool

[pulsar cobalt]

isnt this transformer or smthn

[lapis oak]

Transformer is like on the left

[dull heart]

there is still something in one of the website images nobody has commented on here that i've seen

[pulsar cobalt]

anyways i have more backreading so bye

[azure oak]

can't make out what the player is wearing

[dull heart]

in fact i don't know if anyone has commented on the image it's in at all period

[inner timber]

theres only like 4 images

[dull heart]

more like 6 or 8

[azure oak]

theres 11 on the download page

[inner timber]

oh the download page

[dull heart]

oh 11 yea

[inner timber]

i was lookin at the newsletter

[azure oak]

didn't notice that there are color themes at the bottom, neat

[dull heart]

i should make wiki theme to match website

[mighty geyser]

calamity is ourple now

[inner timber]

lets see
1 is the doze dog rework and the thingymabob background that was shown
2 looks like smth done to atom splitter , either that or another elemental rework
3 is crags
4 has weird aura thing

damn my salmon run match started

[pine crow]

like from mount and blade 2 bannerlord

[azure oak]

image 2 is new visuals for the calamitas fight

[dusk bronze]

omega blue tentacles?

[inner timber]

ic

[azure oak]

seems like someone forgot something in the providence image

[inner timber]

ok
5 is m1 garand
6 is ... SUNKEN SEA RAAAAAH (lab visual update)
7 is more lab visual
8 is provi, very glowy
9 is more dog , why does shlawg have rebirth wings already smh .
10. idk this looks normal
11, iunno vernal grass looks odd

im too eepy to be looking into these

[azure oak]

image 6 also has new navystone & sea prism

[inner timber]

yeah the lab visual update was lowkey an added thing i just noted the sunken sea changes

[azure oak]

image 3 seems the least remarkable, at least image 10 has some stuff for labs & wulfrum tiles

one interesting thing with the sea prisms is that they seem to have a gradient

[pulsar cobalt]

new mod icon btw

[azure oak]

i am now even more excited for next update cause it looks cool and it could be out as soon as next month

[cunning sequoia]

you know what that means...

brainstorm tomorrow !

[azure oak]

BS January-February

[cunning sequoia]

we need a brain of cthulhu version of the image™

[azure oak]

overdone already did it

[tribal isle]

is sso no longer called sso

[pulsar cobalt]

itll still be sso

[azure oak]

read the newsletter

[pulsar cobalt]

its just that 2.1 isnt sso anymore

[hard hearth]

some people havent read the thingo

[wooden blade]

Still is, this version just released the content that is NOT sso related

[azure oak]

yharim having a good read

[wooden blade]

And finished already

[azure oak]

so it's not sso because it has nothing sunken sea

[wooden blade]

Btw am starting to see what they meant when they said dog is a much better boss now

[pulsar cobalt]

"mmm this newsletter truly says some calamitous stuff. we may need to modify our plans"

[wooden blade]

They gave him a phase where he turns around and throws laser

It's peam

[tribal isle]

so sso is 2.2 now?

[pulsar cobalt]

yes

[wooden blade]

I think so

[twin bloom]

22

[inner timber]

its geometry dash time

[tribal isle]

like gd 2.2

[pulsar cobalt]

(like like the funny nyumber)

[cunning sequoia]

yharim wearing glasses is so funny

[pulsar cobalt]

(tlioekik itghe fUNNY

2.2!!!!

[wooden blade]

Oh god it's the geometry dash situation all over again

[pulsar cobalt]

22 !!!!!!!!!

[wooden blade]

FOUR YEARS FOR 2.2 EVERYONE LFGGG

[twin bloom]

22!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tribal isle]

i cant tell is this a dog rework or they just changed the visuals

[cunning sequoia]

its both

[pulsar cobalt]

its having the doze changes

[azure oak]

check the newsletter

[twin bloom]

Look at the video

[wooden blade]

Look at the video

[tribal isle]

oh yeah i missed the video

[wooden blade]

I also noticed that they've put arrows in the pic

[pulsar cobalt]

for extreme gravity and warped

[azure oak]

i think that's just the effect particles

[wooden blade]

They look too good to be particles

[wooden blade]

Aight

[pulsar cobalt]

fun fact deus also has extreme gravity for. some reason.

[tribal isle]

so old duke is also getting reworked?
that dog rework looks sick

[pulsar cobalt]

visual changes

[inner timber]

jaws open up more

[inner timber]

star god !!! should have extreme gravity cmon now

[pulsar cobalt]

i really hope extreme gravity actually increases gravity instead of just

reducing flight time.

[inner timber]

downwards vertical velocity multiplied by 1.1x every frame

[pulsar cobalt]

peak

[lapis oak]

hi

[wooden blade]

Ey

[pulsar cobalt]

shut up

[wooden blade]

You seen the newsletter?

[pulsar cobalt]

been working on the charts kiri?

[lapis oak]

the giga chart...

[tribal isle]

a tank?

[still bluff]

what is the chart™