#calamity-update-talk

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lapis oak
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WHAT

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OBLITERATOR

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WHAT IT DO

dull heart
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obliterates

lapis oak
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😨

dull heart
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idk you can see exactly what it does in that screenshot ther

lapis oak
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what the fuck are u even talking about

tropic jolt
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obliterator

deft lily
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Do it.

frail tapir
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what you dont see is the striing

dusk bronze
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you posted a few pictures of the mirrors and some of the tooltip

lean relic
deft lily
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Hi Seu user

frail tapir
lean relic
lavish otter
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To be fair, it doesn't contrast against the background nearly as much as the bright ass mandibles

frail tapir
lean relic
onyx valve
viral dove
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Tomorrow's another day

silk terrace
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whens the next calamity update?

frail tapir
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tomorrow is (NOT) the day

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you are (NOT) alone

silk terrace
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ok

lusty stirrup
lean relic
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second lore doc

lusty stirrup
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alright

shadow sun
lone bone
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How come its called update talk now???

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giving me too much hope

shadow sun
azure oak
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because people kept misinterpreting what the name meant

valid crypt
lone bone
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Oh 😭

carmine lichen
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Yo I know this has probably been asked a lot, but me and my friend r looking to start a new calamity playthrough but we r waiting for the next update, is there a set date range for when it will come out, ik there isn't a set release date yet.

azure oak
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there is no set range either, but it's at least almost certainly not this year

honest oar
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When will the Sunken Sea update be released?

hushed hazel
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nobody knows

analog helm
azure oak
fathom girder
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clearly they can't read

gentle cliff
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does anybody know when the next update is coming out?

fathom girder
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when's the next update coming out

azure oak
prisma cipher
gentle cliff
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the dog rework is in the nexf update right?

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*next

prisma cipher
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Calamity rot talk

vivid hemlock
gentle cliff
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that sprite is so cool can't wait to see it in game

vivid hemlock
twin bloom
fathom girder
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it's getting an AI pass with this update, the full rework ain't coming for a WHILE

spark kiln
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guys when’s the update releasing

desert garnet
mystic eagle
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Brimstone Crag Overhaul when

gentle cliff
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if not what are they doing lmao

fathom girder
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they're doing SSO

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which was meant to be a rework to sunken sea

mystic eagle
fathom girder
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but it turned into them making the entire mod better

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they've been rather busy with that

mystic eagle
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The resprite is in limbo

wide wadi
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Everything will be over today my final chemistry test

gentle cliff
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bumdate

royal garnet
wide wadi
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Time to fail or succeed in life

gentle cliff
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if they aren't reworking dog then why even update the game

mystic eagle
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DoG has never even received a rework up until now

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This is his very first

gentle cliff
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yeah I know

royal garnet
gentle cliff
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nobody cares about bum ass biome update the bosses

mystic eagle
royal garnet
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guyze I think they're being sarcastic

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a hunch

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a passing thought

gentle cliff
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no I'm not genuinely only visit the sunken sea to make the deep diver so I can ram dash through bosses

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why else

mystic eagle
royal garnet
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not even for Thanksgiving?

gentle cliff
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but if there's no new bosses to fight then why even go to the new biome

hushed hazel
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dai i'm placing c4 under your chair

gentle cliff
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stop blowing my cover leon

hushed hazel
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no

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just because you're doing it on purpose doesn't make it not annoying

gentle cliff
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inverts your proteins

royal garnet
bright crane
# gentle cliff nobody cares about bum ass biome update the bosses

As a perfectionist, all I could tell you is that details and changes like overhauling biomes DO matter a lot, because it makes the game experience nicer and more fun to play, and playing a game just to defeat bosses sounds very shallow and boring, especially if terraria already is about fighting bosses

gentle cliff
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dude read up I don't actually believe that

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still think its lame that people are so uptight that you can't even joke about believing that without making people angry though

bright crane
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πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

uneven gate
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When is my father getting released

fierce nebula
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πŸ’€

hard hearth
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try in 100 years from now

uneven gate
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:(

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I miss him

stiff light
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my fault

fiery wadi
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why did chat name change

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😭

fierce nebula
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Mrrrrrppp

stiff light
hushed hazel
hard hearth
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wait a minute that's not Goupert...

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☹️

hushed hazel
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Tetanus Joe

hard hearth
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Ein

vapid estuary
frail owl
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fargo-update-talk

vapid estuary
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lol

hushed hazel
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i don't see how it's stupid to think the spoiler channel is for talking about spoilers

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they just mistook the kind of spoilers it was supposed to be

dusk bronze
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stupid people don't read channel descriptions

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but ig that's literally everyone

vapid estuary
hushed hazel
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late game calamity spoilers are still spoilers idk man

hushed hazel
royal garnet
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Septober Octember

Screenshot_20251207_205725_YouTube.jpg
hushed hazel
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i have no idea what the hell the channel description is for #other-mod-talk but i don't think i need to check cause the name is pretty self evident

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if a channel name says spoiler talk i would also assume you're supposed to post spoilers there for the sake of newer players that haven't gotten that far yet

gentle cliff
hushed hazel
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besides, that is literally exactly what the channel is for when there are fresh updates

terse dew
autumn compass
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Merkalto is crazy, huh? #evil

obtuse hawk
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Odious prime

fierce nebula
tribal isle
obtuse hawk
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hello kozz

tribal isle
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hi

wide wadi
fierce nebula
dull heart
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I could drop such a big spoiler but I won't sorry

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instead I will tell you that lacerator only makes one big saw even with yoyo bag

drowsy reef
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Are you guys okay

tropic jolt
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help us

drowsy reef
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The usual, then

tropic jolt
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please

drowsy reef
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You’ll live

tropic jolt
fierce nebula
royal garnet
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i never expected to think of hytale as something that would make waiting for the next calamity update more bearable but here we are

tropic jolt
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September October will come again and we will be ready

fierce nebula
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Trove 2 will come out

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Before sso

tropic jolt
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what if sso 2 comes out before sso

lavish otter
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Crabulon tomorrow

royal garnet
floral wasp
royal garnet
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when September October comes, will we sso or sunk our seas?

floral wasp
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we will sail the seas

tropic jolt
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amidias will welcome us when the time is right

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I believe in him

royal garnet
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Preach

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preach his gospel.burn the heretics

fierce nebula
royal garnet
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one truth above all that sunken sea

floral wasp
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we shall sacrifice goats for our king amidias so he shall descend

royal garnet
fierce nebula
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Sunken sea

royal garnet
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rage against the sunken lie

fierce nebula
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🫧 🐠

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Fish

royal garnet
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🐎 honse

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.

floral wasp
tropic jolt
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the ones who accept amidias power will be blessed with endless weapon reworks

royal garnet
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The average clam reaches adulthood in faster time than king clam has took to be reworked

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kill him with the reworked weapons

fierce nebula
royal garnet
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heresy cannot be undone ronan

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amend or be incinerationd

dull heart
royal garnet
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(it was directed at a user)

dull heart
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too bad

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clam is healed by reworked weapons

tropic jolt
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vanillamity is real

royal garnet
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fables is mockery, vanillamity is mockery, all mods that add bosses are stealing from us

fierce nebula
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I eated reworked weapons

royal garnet
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maybe the real sso was the respiratory Alkalosis we got along the way..

tropic jolt
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πŸ’”

royal garnet
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why would yharim make exxo avalon do that..

inner timber
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oh the name changed

bright crane
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cant wait til carcinogen gets added as an acid rain secret boss Fire_dotgg_femz

twin bloom
azure oak
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peak

cunning sequoia
faint ravine
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Just out of curiosity, but do you plan to add other languages ​​to the mod besides English? It would be good to make the mod more accessible to players from other countries who also love Terraria and the Calamity mod.

twin bloom
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there are some mods that add languages

wild current
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wanted to ask, what ever happened to the planned resprites for ceaseless, ravager, and signus?

azure oak
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ceaseless got scrapped, signus and ravager resprites are still happening but later

hushed hazel
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depends on which you're talking

pulsar cobalt
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ravagers planned resprite hasnt had work done on yet
signus is coming along and will most likely be with its rework, which hinges on other stuff itself (like statis)
ceaseless got scrapped since current artists dont like hpus design

wild current
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were there any other bosses that also had planned resrpites?

hushed hazel
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most of them

wild current
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such as?

azure oak
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desert scourge is getting a resprite next update

vivid hemlock
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everything except leviana, provi, exos, and scal have some sort of plans

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these plans can range from being completed redesigns or vague ideas that no one except for developers know about

rose radish
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Provi current design is very

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Abstract

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It is a shame the sprite is so big so noone ever is willing to resprite it

wild current
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levi getting a possible resprite is very weird imo

wild current
vivid hemlock
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i never said that

wild current
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oh wait

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i misread

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my fault

tropic jolt
dull heart
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on both fronts

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wait nvm

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This is about sprites

onyx jasper
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hi, does anyone know the release date of the sunken sea update?

dull heart
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I don't think a lot of bosses actually have planned resprites, but it's likely many will happen

dull heart
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not even the devs

onyx jasper
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unlucky 😞

wild current
vivid hemlock
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polter already has concepts/wip sprites made but youre not gonna see them ingame for a while while

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and anything could really change in that timeframe

wild current
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πŸ˜”

halcyon seal
tropic jolt
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the fish mines of spriter hell

tropic jolt
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calamity sure is taking a weird route

dull heart
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calamity true pacifist route when

lapis oak
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wokelamity

main estuary
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fossilamity

ruby turret
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I started playing again, and idk if its from infernum or just calamity, but im noticing a lot more items I dont think ive ever seen before, not only that i have a bug where i just tend to stop flying. not sure if thats mod related though so ill ignore it for now

main estuary
ruby turret
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ahhh thats awesome, just means im gonna have to make yet another new character after this one to test them all out!

main estuary
ruby turret
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ohhhhhh, thank you

lean relic
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....dont tell me people started misinterpreting like that after channel name change
The endless cycle

gray trench
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It'd suck but like

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It is doable

vapid estuary
dusk bronze
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fucking

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tobias left hdflr

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sso never

twin bloom
dusk bronze
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45 devs left

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who'll be next

wise bolt
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bruuuu

polar tide
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xzier can you fucking not

untold shore
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Is it that hard to just like
Not talk

dusk bronze
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question mark

untold shore
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It cannot be that difficult to simply just shut up

pseudo vector
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can you not portray it as a guessing game like "who's gonna be gone next" lol

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:V

dusk bronze
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that was not my intention

untold shore
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Blorgius

pseudo vector
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it came across that way to me

dusk bronze
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sry

wise bolt
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definitely came across that way. shits alr kinda tough and it's not great to be adding fuel to the fire

brazen slate
untold shore
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Blorgius.

polar tide
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can you not see how it might be a little shitty to learn a dev left and immediately going to calmain to be like sso is never coming out who will be next

dusk bronze
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ok yeah that makes sense

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i will be more considerate in the future

pseudo vector
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kindly, think before you speak please

dusk bronze
faint ravine
dusk bronze
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does anyone remember what's happening with these

image.png
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did they get implemented and just aren't in changelogs?

vapid estuary
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Will this be good?

pseudo vector
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neither would be better

vapid estuary
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Oh

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:(

terse dew
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Merkalto will leave next 😈

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#truthNUKED

still bluff
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merk you can never leave

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you'll be orange forever

vivid hemlock
misty wren
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no no

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merk leaves the team but never loses dev role

vapid estuary
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Lmao

terse dew
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Or I lose the role but stay in caldev

vapid estuary
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Sounds like plan

terse dew
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😈

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You'd never know

vapid estuary
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44

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Okay
Imma stop
This seems not fun anymore

dusk bronze
terse dew
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They should give merkalto a custom role

hollow harness
tropic jolt
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evil role

vapid estuary
terse dew
hushed hazel
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hive pod role

terse dew
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2019 merkalto role

lyric trellis
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Old role

frail tapir
dull heart
pulsar cobalt
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"i didnt kill anyone, i just hugged people with my knife jacket!"

tropic jolt
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self defense route

vapid estuary
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"my inner demons are fighting for me now" ahh playthrough

drowsy reef
lavish otter
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I still think I'm gonna miss the old pauldron sprite because it was pretty well rendered, but beyond that, agreed

dusk bronze
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yeah it's the only new one i don't like

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iirc the entire argument for respriting it is "too big for an early hardmode accessory"

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which is kinda dumb

wild cradle
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is there a window for the update? sorry if thats an annoying question

ember ore
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Maybe the calamity update is the friend we made along the way

vivid hemlock
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there is no estimated release date or window

hasty tangle
still bluff
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wrong
it released 2 seconds after you sent that

wild cradle
dusk bronze
hasty tangle
sick lotus
halcyon seal
lyric trellis
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Time travel

tropic jolt
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we're going back to the first calamity to get sso on the menu

amber egret
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where do these changelogs come from

dull heart
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but that's just my taste

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feels oddly wide to me

slate folio
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Sunken sea update in silksong before calamity

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πŸ’”

tropic jolt
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silksong sea of sorrow december 31st 2026

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calamity SSO december 30th 2026

rich ginkgo
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barnacle bay before sunken sea

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it’s ggs bro

dull heart
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sso - silksong sea overhaul

dusk bronze
lapis oak
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Tobias left?

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what?

dull heart
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yeah

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ironically it was right before y'all were on a tobias murasama posting spree

tropic jolt
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thats very unfortunate, I hope they're doing good

dusk bronze
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oh so it's been a few days

lapis oak
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what will happen to his concepts

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I guess they're still being kept and worked on? I mean that was the case before he joined the team too, collabs with Tringle

fathom girder
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all the devs are leaving

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this is a tragedy

terse dew
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I don't think it's all of the devs actually

dusk bronze
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no it is

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you're no longer a dev

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goodbye

hasty narwhal
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buff crates back please SAD

dusk bronze
dull heart
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we are buffing them though

terse dew
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crates should have a loot box element to them and require paid currencies to open

dusk bronze
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πŸ₯Ή

hasty narwhal
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i just want meteorite on my skyblock so i can craft my mana buff ultimatesmug

hasty narwhal
terse dew
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Hey so maybe yes πŸ˜€

hasty narwhal
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the #evil was earned wasn't it

terse dew
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#getcalamitymodbannedinbelgium

lyric trellis
terse dew
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🀩

hasty narwhal
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what is a belgium btw

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im american for context if that explains anything

lyric trellis
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John Belgium

tropic jolt
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life just wouldnt be the same

frail owl
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meowkalto

hasty narwhal
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wait that's an inside joke with my irl nvm

dusk bronze
hasty narwhal
dull heart
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sorry to break it to you

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gary is their last name

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it's actually Rust Gary

terse dew
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And so if we added paid gambling the mod would get #meganuked

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That's the #joke

fathom girder
shell sapphire
harsh juniper
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schrodinger

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🎁🎁🎁

fathom girder
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I chooooose

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the middle one

bleak pendant
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If you're allowed to answer,

Will the achievements be designed in a way that can be 100%d in every single World Difficulty (i.e. Classic, Expert, Revengeance, & Death) much like how Terraria can be 100%d in any difficulty

dull heart
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probably not

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Rev might be able to do all of them, but I do not think that non-cal difficulties will

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but you can always just toggle the world to whatever difficulty you need

bleak pendant
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I genuinely forgot that the difficulty toggle was fluid throughout the entirety of your playthrough, but I figured if anything, Revengeance would probably be necessary since it changes up so many things

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Thanks for the answers!

fathom girder
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DEATH MODE ONLY :FIRE:

pulsar crow
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When 1.4 port

tribal isle
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Changelogs in less than three

lapis oak
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The great famine

tribal isle
queen umbra
# tribal isle Chat gpt define famine

Famine is an extreme shortage of food that affects a large population, leading to widespread hunger, malnutrition, starvation, and often increased death rates.

  1. It is usually caused by factors such as:
  2. Crop failure (due to drought, floods, or pests)
  3. War or conflict
  4. Economic collapse or high food prices
  5. Poor food distribution
  6. Natural disasters or climate change

In simple terms: famine happens when people cannot get enough food for a long period of time.

stone fiber
stone fiber
shut ridge
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will the onyx key drill ever be rebalanced?

frail owl
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no

shut ridge
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why's that

lapis oak
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It's very polarized so very much likely

shut ridge
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you two seem to have conflicting opinions

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do i trust Kiriwhite or mr John Solidus

tribal isle
queen umbra
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welcome

spark kiln
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do not change the onyx drill

plush carbon
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Please don’t nerf the drill I hate playing the game

gloomy grove
native thistle
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Calooloo T mod

tribal isle
rapid swan
tribal isle
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everything in MY calamity mod has to be perfectly balanced and matching game progression

rapid swan
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is there some like op thing you can do with it

desert garnet
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In prehardmode

rapid swan
valid crypt
tribal isle
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im not seeing the issue

proud walrus
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Yharim finna be like Gwyn when he drops 😭

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Empty husk of nothing

fringe quiver
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Pretty blatantly overpowered for the point of the game you get it in

fringe quiver
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mining is a part of the game, terraria isn' Boss Rush Simulator

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Just because a specific piece of content dosent let you super cheese a boss dosen't mean it's not overpowered if it's invalidating other parts of the game

pulsar cobalt
misty wren
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yeah

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i was gonna say it uses your pickaxe power its just better than a pickaxe when you're going horizontally

wide wadi
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Bruh it’s one of the only mounts I use in the game

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I rarely use mounts but that one is actually useful

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Not over powered at all yoi are just mining

tribal isle
fringe quiver
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kozz

tribal isle
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eyeah

fierce nebula
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⛏️

tribal isle
fierce nebula
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kozz

tribal isle
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eyeah

silk notch
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when did this channel change its nameHDfailure

fierce nebula
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It changed some unspecified time in the past

silk notch
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(how long did I not reading this channel)

fierce nebula
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We will never know the true answer to this question

pulsar cobalt
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i think

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idk i dont really keep track of time well anymore

silk notch
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hope it doesn't mean anything

pulsar cobalt
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it means people wont confuse this for late game stuff

silk notch
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oh that makes sense

tribal isle
silk notch
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thank you

azure oak
azure oak
lapis oak
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Was about to ask doze that actually

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Was he saying Tobias only leave the server or actually no longer a dev

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Because both can be seen as left

dull heart
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He left the team

azure oak
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ah

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sad

naive ice
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Did this channel get a name change

lapis oak
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Alright

graceful ivy
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The great calamity team migration

dull heart
naive ice
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Cool

lapis oak
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Should probably update the role in Cal Art then

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What will happen to his unfinished concepts

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Mainly Polterghast and Nuclear Terror

pulsar cobalt
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if he allows it, prob worked on by triangle

mystic eagle
pulsar cobalt
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hed know the most about tobias' designs

lapis oak
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Polter is a collab with Tringle I could see that

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But isn't NT purely Tobias'?

pulsar cobalt
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as i said

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if he allows it

dull heart
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if he allows it and someone wants to work on it and the team decides to use those concepts

lapis oak
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Thx

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Don't trust u Tupidki so I needed that confirmation

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Hmm actually I guess it's just back to being the same as last year

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Tobias not offically a dev but still does Cal stuff as collabs with Tringle

autumn compass
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Tringle

lapis oak
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Tringle

pulsar cobalt
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tringle trangle

autumn compass
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Pringle

lapis oak
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When did I even start calling him Tringle

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Learnt that from someone is the only thing I can remember

pulsar cobalt
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:3

lapis oak
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No not u

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Tupid

summer shore
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it was I

fierce nebula
tribal isle
shell sapphire
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Wait… the name of the chat got changed???

mystic eagle
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You're hallucinating

shell sapphire
thorny fjord
hot pebble
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New spoilers?

tropic jolt
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tomorrow maybe

sick lotus
fringe quiver
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the tobias murasama is sthe best one

vivid hemlock
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truth gulp

amber egret
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ive heard so many murasamas atp im expecting THE Samuel Rodriguez to start chatting

dusk bronze
amber egret
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hm

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why tobias

dusk bronze
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what does that mean

amber egret
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why tobias

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why not malcolm or jeremy

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coulda called it the jermy murasama and it woulda been great

dusk bronze
amber egret
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hmmmm.

lapis oak
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it's the dev name

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who the fuck is Jeremy

lusty stirrup
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jerma

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scout tf2

amber egret
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doubly correct

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you win a dev weapon

molten grove
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new spoiler: i removed the sunken sea
pack up boys…

tribal isle
lusty stirrup
lapis oak
hot pebble
lapis oak
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disaster struck

hot pebble
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just overhaul

molten grove
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a calamity

hot pebble
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calamity overhaul?

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AHHH!!

molten grove
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calamity overhaul real

lavish otter
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Calamity 2.1: The Haul

hot pebble
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How Calamitous

molten grove
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haul like, when you get a bunch of fish

lavish otter
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Well they had to go somewhere

hot pebble
molten grove
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i ate them all
i havent had fish my entire life so i made up for lost time and ate all the new sunken sea fish

lapis oak
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πŸ˜”

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so greedy

amber egret
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2.1: Overhaul, The

lapis oak
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how could you do that while a great famine is happening in front of your own eyes

amber egret
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Draedon Update, The One and Only

molten grove
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i need vitamins so i can get at least 60% on my biology final

lapis oak
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Ozzatron 2 save us

molten grove
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2026

lapis oak
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save us

lusty stirrup
molten grove
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2.1 like that geometry dash update that took an agonizingly long time to release
oh how clueless we were for the 2.2 wait…

wicked moat
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so when's The Heavy Update btw?
also hi, new here

molten grove
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well next calamity update has a lot of heavy melee weapons

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idk anything about tf2 but it also has a tf2 vanity set

hot pebble
stone fiber
hot pebble
molten grove
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idk, my train of thought is running at around a 47.7 angle rn

hot pebble
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same

molten grove
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(south of east)

wide wadi
molten grove
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YuH

wide wadi
fierce nebula
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L

tribal isle
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do these event count

molten grove
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seabugs arent fish

fierce nebula
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🫧 πŸ¦€

molten grove
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and even then ive had like 2 seabugs

shut ridge
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Also what’s up with Tobias, didn’t he sprite the new desert scourge?

wide wadi
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??

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The weird looking one

shut ridge
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what’s with the question marks

lavish otter
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I think he sprited the blue one

shut ridge
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I was just asking 😒

wide wadi
shut ridge
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i’m assuming the sprite is finished now right?

wide wadi
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@brave sedge

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Did you sprite it

brave sedge
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dafuq

shut ridge
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He left the team

mystic eagle
azure oak
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tobias made the gecko scourge sprite

dusk bronze
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also triangle

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it was a collab

dusk bronze
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just super depressed

wide wadi
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Yharim resprite when XD

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Remember that cool resprite that got shown off

molten grove
hot knot
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hmm

vivid hemlock
lavish otter
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There's a few more Tobiases to go, I'm sure we'll get'im eventually!

vivid hemlock
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anyways yeah tobias and triangle did desert scourge

dull heart
lyric trellis
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Thanks YuH

stone fiber
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Hey guys can anyone rename me real quick
I want to do something funny XD

hushed hazel
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henceforth you shall be known as BongWater

warm loom
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thinking about that calamity update

shut ridge
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🧠

stone fiber
hushed hazel
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that applies to almost every single joke i know this is nothing new

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alright then you are now BogWater

dull heart
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the best jokes are reused

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-# like ur mom

hushed hazel
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like this one joke about a horse i heard once

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so a horse walks into a bar right

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and it walks up to the bartender

dull heart
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and said ouch

hushed hazel
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then the bartender says "why the long face"

floral wasp
lavish otter
stone fiber
stone fiber
hushed hazel
dull heart
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you're not part of the joke

grizzled linden
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Why is Slime King so ridiculously overpowered for a first boss?

azure oak
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calamity mod

dull heart
tropic jolt
dull heart
lavish otter
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Well it is Spoil-
wait, nevermind

dull heart
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they can't even use the "but it said spoiler" argument anymore yay

tropic jolt
stone fiber
amber egret
grizzled linden
white aurora
amber egret
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where is it .

hasty hawk
# dull heart the best jokes are reused

A beta tester walks into a bar
Orders 1 beer
Orders 10 beers
Orders 5000000000 beers
Orders -1 beers

First customer walks into a bar
Asks where the restroom is

The bar is now on fire

tribal isle
silk notch
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testers should also order NaN Nulls

hasty hawk
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wait i think NaN was part of the joke, fuck

tropic jolt
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55 burgers
55 fries

hasty hawk
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A number 9

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A number 6 with extra dip

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[insert the rest of the copypasta here]

stone fiber
halcyon seal
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He orders a beer

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He leaves the bar

carmine lark
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Womp womp

silk notch
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I saw the joke first in the Chinese community over 10 years ago. this is the version I read

A test engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders a coffee.
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders 0.7 beers.
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders -1 beer.
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders 2^32 beers.
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders a glass of foot wash.
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders a lizard.
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders "asdfQwer@24dg!&*(@".
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders nothing.
A test engineer walks into a bar, walks out, comes in through the window, goes out the back door, crawls in through the sewer.
A test engineer walks into a bar, walks out, comes back in, goes out again, comes in again, goes out again, and finally beats up the owner outside.
A test engineer walks into a
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders a ι”Ÿζ–€ζ‹·. (fixed meaningless words due to encoding failures)
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders NaN cups of Null.
A test engineer rushes into a bar and orders 500T of beer, coffee, foot wash, wild cats, spiked clubs, and milk tea.
A test engineer tore the bar apart.
A test engineer disguised as the owner walks into a bar, orders 500 beers, and doesn’t pay.
Ten thousand test engineers sweep past the bar.
A test engineer walks into a bar and orders a beer '; DROP TABLE bar;
The test engineers leave the bar satisfied.
Then a customer orders fried rice, and the bar explodes.

hasty hawk
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I knew NaN was part of the joke

mystic eagle
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A man walks into a barbershop and asks for a haircut that says: 'Look, I've just got my hair cut!'

floral wasp
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hes bleeding out

sly delta
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scalpers so rampant in this economy they be doing it literally now

fossil parrot
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you guys think it's gonna be out this year?

dusk bronze
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absolutely not

lyric trellis
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SSO in 2 weeks!

molten grove
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more likely than you think πŸ‘»

stark quail
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πŸ‘€

silk terrace
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what are your pronouns

tropic jolt
molten grove
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0.0000026% is more than 0.000000000729%

deft lily
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It's none of you're business.

dusk bronze
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are you fr

deft lily
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oh he left

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wtf lol

tropic jolt
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spontaneous combustion

dusk bronze
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yeah i would too HDfailure

valid crypt
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I ate em

deft lily
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Extremely weird thing to ask me about.

deft lily
dusk bronze
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it's like
literally the most normal question ever 😭 😭 😭

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they just wanna know how to refer to you

deft lily
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He dmed me at 4 in the morning asking for them.

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valid crypt
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Calamity-pronoun-talk

halcyon seal
tropic jolt
dusk bronze
deft lily
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Ig but to me that's like sharing personal info about urself on the internet.
Which can go bad a lot of the time.

deft lily
dull heart
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yeah i don't think it's an obligation

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you just can't be mad if people use a wrong pronoun if you don't share them

deft lily
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Which I definitely don't do

dull heart
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but like... i don't list mine and do not care what pronoun others use for me

deft lily
mystic eagle
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I call everyone whose pronouns aren't shared by they/them

deft lily
pulsar cobalt
dull heart
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that's true

deft lily
arctic cliff
deft lily
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True

fringe quiver
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im cheese

deft lily
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You have alerted the mouse:
🐭

valid crypt
terse dew
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I am merkalto

tropic jolt
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merkalto merkalto go away, evil begone until the next day

dull heart
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mean

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merkalto come back

wise bolt
tropic jolt
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nuh uh

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no chance

cunning sequoia
real axle
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Holy shit they changed the name of the channel

dusty tinsel
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🐌

frail tapir
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🐌

deft lily
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No way they changed the name of the channel

tropic jolt
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🐌

frail tapir
pearl sentinel
hard copper
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sea of sorrow tomorrow

vestal osprey
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Changelogs tomorrow

fringe quiver
fathom girder
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the fact that's true

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is really dumb

fringe quiver
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😭

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we are living in the most fucked up timeline

halcyon seal
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Here’s how 2025 SSO is still possible guys

frail tapir
tropic jolt
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πŸ‘€

fringe quiver
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sso is september-october get your facts straight

vestal osprey
vivid hemlock
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sso 22nd september or october 2222

dense sundial
storm timber
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channel doesn't have the same vibe with the new name πŸ˜”

dusk bronze
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poiler

wide wadi
white vigil
vivid hemlock
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sos sea of sorrow

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😨

white vigil
tropic jolt
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Silken Sea Overhaul

dusk bronze
fringe quiver
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theres gonna be a skong sidequest

tropic jolt
dusk bronze
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😭

fringe quiver
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the new npc the Sunken King is going to ask hornet to get his soul back

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when you do hes gonna give you a new crest

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hornet please get my soul back

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i am in agony

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please

tropic jolt
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hornet will kill the sunken king because she is very homophobic

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πŸ’™πŸ’›

dull heart
dusk bronze
dull heart
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My idea for a deck-building-game in a weapon has now developed into wanting to make my own deck building game

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ultra scope creep

fringe quiver
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omega scope creep

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.......... exo scope creep

naive ice
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How the fuck does that work

dull heart
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y'know like, balatro and clash royale

naive ice
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I know what it is, I was just double checking that I didn’t read wrong

dull heart
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Yeah

naive ice
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So how does that work

fringe quiver
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with alot of will

thorn pier
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rework sevens striker

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bam done

dull heart
naive ice
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Ah

dusty tinsel
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Imagine just beating a boss with clash Royale cards

thorn pier
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make it mage exclusive

tropic jolt
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he knows his time will come

thorn pier
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so elixir = mana

tropic jolt
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how much elixer is amidias

dusk bronze
lean relic
dusty tinsel
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If aso isn't out tomorrow I will have to delete all of your world files

twin bloom
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Shouldve made the syringe say changelogs

high scaffold
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1.4.5 before SSO

torn kite
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Calamity update talk bragging about 1.4.5 coming before sso like tobias leaving the team won't get the update back by a fucking millennium

wise bolt
lapis oak
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are u sure astrum deus

twin bloom
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Astrum deus save us

thorny glacier
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changelogs in the near future

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update talk seems like a worse name for this channel

twin bloom
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Changelogs maybe

thorny glacier
cobalt wharf
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it’s really like 50 days inbetween changelogs now fun

thorny glacier
cobalt wharf
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no fabsol means less piles of long weird vanilla changes to insert into changelogs

wise bolt
polar tide
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calamity tofu talk

wise bolt
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spoiler talk made it sound more like story or progression spoilers or sth

polar tide
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hi tofu

wise bolt
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hi alex :)

polar tide
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calamity friend talk

wise bolt
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my fraandd

polar tide
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my fraaaaaanddddddd

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frends is when you have a bud

thorny glacier
wise bolt
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me and my alex

polar tide
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:D

wise bolt
cunning sequoia
wise bolt
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gar

twin bloom
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Wourm

thorny glacier
cunning sequoia
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hell yeah bayonetta

mystic eagle
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Bayonetta and Dante is actually a good ship

wooden blade
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They should make out

thorny glacier
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i wish both franchises had a crossover of sorts or maybe make both universes canon to each other

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praying for Dante to join smash 6 πŸ™

molten grove
cunning sequoia
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thats me

wise bolt
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gar ‼️‼️

cunning sequoia
mystic eagle
thorny glacier
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excelsus

wise bolt
fathom girder
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this will be excelsus in 2019

thorny glacier
pearl sentinel
thorny glacier
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😭 😭 😭

cunning sequoia
wise bolt
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only good gif ever

pearl sentinel
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i still dont think enough people are talking about that btw

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nobody ever talked about it enough

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senator armstrong and minos prime

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😭

cunning sequoia
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i mean. they are good boss fights and good inspirations for yharim fighting imo

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its just that.

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yharim would NOT be like them

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at ALL

mystic eagle
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I feel like Yharim would be alot like TotK Ganondorf like switching weapons

fathom girder
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Yharim's supposedly more like the uh

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red sun guy

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I forget his name

wise bolt
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sisyphus ?

thorny glacier
thorny glacier
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?

pearl sentinel
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being the only boss who is playing by the same rules as you

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in a way

fathom girder
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sundowner yes

cunning sequoia
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so a pussy hiding behind a shield who gets absolutely destroyed when he loses it?

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yeah no thanks

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sundowner isnt a good boss fight lol

lapis oak
fathom girder
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I'm not talking mechanics

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I'm talking what he stands for

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war

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WAR

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endless war

cunning sequoia
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ehhh i wouldnt agree either

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sundowner is like. comically aware of what he's doing

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he fucking lives for pointless violence and murder

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yharim meanwhile seems to have convinced himself what he's doing is right

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one is a war criminal for the thrills and the other is a war criminal for a "cause"

lapis oak
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Would u agree that League of Legends is a good game

hard hearth
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no

vivid hemlock
thorny glacier
lapis oak
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This is targeted

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Society

clear compass
wide wadi
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Isn’t league for like sweaty nerds

stuck dune
clear compass
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League is mainly very toxic

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Worse than like

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Fortnite or war thunder

cunning sequoia
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if you're good at league you most likely hate league

uncut oracle
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Update?

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Where?

hushed hazel
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right there

cunning sequoia
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under there

thorny glacier
fringe quiver
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We literally have John War

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I firmly stand by the headcanon bro was just sundowner

hushed hazel
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a mix between sundowner and hoarah loux

cunning sequoia
hushed hazel
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forced to act regal and elegant because he's a god and all that but deep down he just likes killing people

cunning sequoia
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i was thinking more composed. like ares from hades

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but thats my hades brainrot speaking

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terrifying calculated in his bloodlust

fringe quiver
valid crypt
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Thank you Tetanus Joe for this headcanon

hushed hazel
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i'm imagining him mid fight stopping, saying "thank you, i don't have to pretend", discarding all his armor and weapons, fucking barreling towards the other person and then spiking them like a basketball through the ground

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like an evil version of saitama in that one dream fight against the underground people

valid crypt
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Yharim beat saitama is ehat im hearing

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Internet hell

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BRUH

fringe quiver
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despite being dogma's right hand man and dogma seemingly generally having an overarching plan that, while not Good, has some justificative logic behind it, War isn't like that
Halfway through his fight with Yharim he'd confess he dosen't actually give a shit about the prosperity of humanity or anything like that that Dogma preaches about and in reality he just fucking loves going around feeling the absolute thrill of pointless violence, and he loves his position becasue it means he's constantly doing that

summer shore
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God of war literally just ares from hades

hushed hazel
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see she sees the vision

deft lily
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Hello users.

fringe quiver
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I feel like it could be

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a very good

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early parallel to yharim himself too

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Because yeah

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in a way, thats just like him

valid crypt
fringe quiver
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Hiding behind a ideology and saying he's doing all of this for a cause

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The main difference is that war is aware of that

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War knows its all a lie

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Yharim deludes hismelf into believing it isn't

hushed hazel
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i think it'd be very interesting if he inadvertently ended up inheriting some aspects of both war and dogma

fringe quiver
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same yeah

summer shore
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Became the thing he swore to destroy

deft lily
summer shore
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the yhirony

valid crypt
deft lily
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lol

fringe quiver
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lowk

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dogma and war's deaths at yharim's hands being the point of no return

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for him

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because they directly parallel him in many ways and he'd realize it

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And when it comes to the moment to make his choice between introspection and remaining on his path, he'd do the latter

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itd be a fun subversion too because like

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in most cases youd expect the first properly good god yharim killed to be the point of no return

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but in this scenario, it was the evil bastards who it was his goal to kill from the start

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due to the circumstances surrounding them

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Imma forward this to lore chat

deft lily
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bruh

wise bolt
deft lily
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this server sucks πŸ₯€

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can't spam gifs everywhere,,,,,....

wise bolt
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flexing my embed perms on u

deft lily
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: (

wise bolt
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:]

obsidian tangle
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Where sneak-peek?

deft lily
thorny glacier
deft lily
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: D

iron dew
quaint kite
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Uh was the Yharon resprite released yet? Cuz I've been seeing an image of it going around on tik tok but I can't seem to find it here

desert garnet
quaint kite
lapis oak
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DUDE

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are you serious

quaint kite
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??

lapis oak
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it's a leak

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please delete

deft lily
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Dawg. πŸ’€

quaint kite
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Oh shit mb

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I didn't know

deft lily
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It's fine.

north island
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no way

lapis oak
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I saw Tiktok in the corner

white aurora
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oh thank god i didn't see it

spark kiln
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we are all going to die

lapis oak
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it's over for Tiktok

spark kiln
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just make the sprite public atp πŸ₯€ πŸ’”

quaint kite
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Bruh

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so that means I got spoiled too

lapis oak
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ye you got leaked

quaint kite
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Again I'm really sorry for everyone I just spoiled

white aurora
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they want to reveal it in it's own trailer i think

desert garnet
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You didnt know

lapis oak
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it's fine a lot of people here have seen it

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because it's been leaked like, 6+ times already

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πŸ˜”

quaint kite
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😭

white aurora
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i still have yet to see it

quaint kite
lapis oak
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but don't spread it further and we're good

white aurora
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thankfully donki

quaint kite
desert garnet
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My dumbass thought it was already shown to public xd

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Too many leaks

quaint kite
lapis oak
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and tbh as long as it won't reach the majority of the main audience we're good ngl

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because they're also stuck in like 2018

white aurora
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idk how much they still need to do pertaining to the fight itself spritewise at least

spark kiln
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that shit isn’t coming out in so long

white aurora
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like i imagine he's gonna have a bunch of different stuff for his attacks and shit

desert garnet
quaint kite
white aurora
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we'll just have to wait and see hodmind

quaint kite
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But his attacks are just

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so

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...

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eh

desert garnet
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Fireballs

quaint kite
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Understandably so

white aurora
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that could be said for a lot of cal bosses tbf

quaint kite
desert garnet
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πŸŒͺ️ πŸ”₯

quaint kite
quaint kite