#calamity-update-talk
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ok now i got it
W channel name change



hey guys were exos added in the recent update I've never seen them before
yeah they just got added
You will wake up in a deepfryer
hehehehehe
just like amidias,,,
it will never get better
hey whos this desert scourge fella he seems cool
was he added recently
He ate my brother 1 second ago
He chill
nah
thats the current one
it mustve changed since i saw it last lmao
or it didnt...
maybe im just crazy
crazy?
crazy.
i was crazy once
No
it's never been resprited
it looks weird bc it's usually animated
fair yeah
Unless they last saw it when it looked like this
what the fuck is that
Does this imply the name will change back or that people will still ask these types of questions regardless
i think its pretty clear which one
both
Welcome back 2021
oops wrong server
Boiling you
RENAME
this sprite is a classic
I love this sprite a lot ngl
they renamed calamity future updates talk?
it looks like a glass of beer
does it
calamity potential talk
hey guys, i'm not in this stuff all that much, and I am aware that there is no actual deadline or date, but as I've been seeing more and more stuff about the mod, I was wondering if people would estimate the mod to be releasing sometime in the winter season, between like christmas and january?
not this year
that's all we know
i would say it's unlikely to release before late january
there is like literally some sso content not being finished iirc
Next year, maybe summer or something idk.
SSO never
and it has to be tested after it is finished so yeah
the update is split in 2 parts
yup
I KNOW
It was called calamity spoilers talk in the past.
I mean part 1 sso not finished
You’d think bro
Well you called it calamity future updates talk
you said there's stuff not being finished
the implication being after the update comes out
OH SHIT- name update!
You mean yesterday
Tomorrow is the future
calamity addon talk
That used to be a thing right
It still is.
Wasn't there a 2.0 talk at one point
calamity update talk????
for what purpose
Cause update soon (ish)
No way, Calamity 2
No more people coming in here to talk about the lategame
Now people will come in here to talk about "is this new was this added in a recent update"
Was this channel added in a recent update? Idc about the discord just the game
covers you in a light layer of water and oil
We now have w/l, harp, cut, cat and W.D. Gaster as channel names
How could we forget omt and general manager


it’s better than 10 million “guys i just beat exo mechs” posts
Guys how do I summon this Yharim guy.
Have you beaten scal?
throw yharims gift into lava
Where it belongs
true
true
factual
to be slander it needs to be false
(and also spoken, otherwise its libel but whatever)
cut
it is false
no it isnt
yharims gift more like yharim's goat
Defending Gift in 2025 is crazy
Truly a game changing accessory
yharim's gift more like my trash
L take
Biggest spoiler this week changing cst to cut
true
Gotta respect the bait
(There's no fucking spoilers this week)
too bad
what about regular spoilers
Spoilers today
What the hell is this?
don’t think so
Was this channel’s name changed from spoiler talk to update talk?
New Frostcrush submission seems to be going well
get with the times old man
This must mean something
Sso tomorrow
it means somebody finally bothered to make a vote to change the name
Subjecting you to long division.
impossible...
long division is simple just elongate the numbers
People yearning for spoiler
People yearning for spoiler update
lmao this channel got renamed
yes we finally got sick of people thinking this was a spoiler channel in the sense of spoilers for their playthroughs
💀
No more spoilers
Finally holy lord

looks like it
only if sso takes another 20 years
OH MY GOD THE CHANNEL NAME
FINALLY
🥹
rainworld king vulture 🔥
oh sorry u literally mentioned it already
it changed
this is a moment in calamity history
this is a history in moment calamity
calamity history, the moment
the full history of calamity mod in 22 hours 22 minutes and 22 seconds
Merkalto's legacy DEMOLISHED
if sso doesn’t release in like the next 8 months our community might be headed this way
does the next 8 months include September-October?
Indeed
Then we'll clutch it
Yes it is
Sso September October folks, you heard it here second
it’s ok edmund mcmillen the goat is releasing his new game so it’s fine
You little fucker
Become back your money Kiri
is mewgenics gonna be coal or gem
🐊
woahh
gem
what if there was a coal slime that dropped coal
I like the way you think
Make Cyver a dev pls
what would coal do in terraria
he can be the new idea dev
Holy moly this actually got renamed?

To become an idea dev, one must kill Reb
Truth
steve jobs lore
terraria coal armor that starts burning when you take damage
sock accessory that kills you instantly if you get them wet
coal already exists in terraria
Why did yall rename this channel? Kinda cringe
it does nothing
but what would it do if it did something
its just an annoying drop from christmas presents i think
it has a purpose tho, its to make you sad that out of all items you could have pulled, you got coal :(
🙁
punish those who are naughty in terraria

calamity devs were very naughty this year
If we had to give it a use tho, probably let us extractinate it, like the other junk items
but then that'd kinda defeat the purpose of it being a useless item
would be peak if santank launched coal at you
ideas guy here. delete the mod
good idea
my dumbass genuinely thought that's what this channel was for LMFAO 💀
i suppose reading channel descriptions could help sometimes...
because people got annoyed by people coming in here thinking the channel is for late game spoilers
❓
people are so stupid 💔
omg me too!
whos people and why are they so stupid?
my guess is a band
bio-accumulation of heavy metals from sushi consumption
great band name
but will you show your modlist?
this is false
Hey guys what do you think about this?
ur not an idea dev ur an "immediately put it in the game" dev
Also holy crap we got Ozzatron 2 before GTA 6 
no
only a small handful of the ideas make it that far
the stuff i cook that doesnt make it that far...
will asking her for infected plating lore work?
💔
I have infected plating lore
the lore is ||this plating got infected by plague nanobots||
i don’t believe you
ok
doze did you lie
doze lyed
im not so sure
spoiler : eye of the golem currently gives 20% crit damage in dev for 2.1
(this will be nerfed eventually if I ever think about it)
Eotg is literally the second best DPS accesory in the mod now
after sniper scope which also has 20% crit damage
MALICIOUS AND UNSAFE BEING
banning you
erath of the gods?
I think 100% crit chance would be good enough for me to use it
eye of the golem

eye of the goozma
it needs to go from 20% cdmg to 10% cdmg
eye of the gamelessdeity
would you rather have infinite bacon, but no games, or games, infinite games but no games
although i think reaper tooth rework might dethrone eotg when at peak performance
can I have infinite games and erase bacon from existence permanently
what does eye of the goozma give besides crit chance
there is no option of infinite games with bacon
Reaper tooth rework??? I wonder what that would do
crazy
Huh
😨
please nerf it dear god
The moment I said, I wonder
finally we will become the threat of the ocean floor
10% crit chance 20% crit dmg is so balanced
i clicked on the spoiler for everyone, i cant believe rtn is getting married to community
actually
@vivid hemlock rtn spoilers btw
they weren't lurking smh
stop lurking
??
what is there to kill besides enemies...
are we going to be killing friends
wait actually
i should make sure friendly fire counts
thanks
your welcome
lies all lies
toxic heart should also count friendly fire
it'd be so funny blowing up your friends to get the extra healing pulse
creating the npc obliterator 9000 for extra buffs
New channel?
Its just a renamed spoiler talk
Oh rename
tupid
@fringe quiver a british woman is insulting ur wife
turns u into soup
nuh uh
soupid
tsoupi
Soupid
Soup.
Soup🤤
suspicous soup overhaul
sup
1 day blinding stew for those who install overhaul
Blinding stew calamity item so you can get debuffs for occult skull crown
Good idea
You get 1 point
yay

soup
red's potion if it didn't have the stupid suffocation debuff that does way too much damage overtime to make drinking it for debuffs viable
oh goodness eternal exchange with red potion sounds very funny

when next update
it will release when it is finished
where is spoiler
they stole the spoiler
amidias will arrive with plentiful spoilers in 12 days
this is horrible

this is a lie
hes the grinch secretly
nice thumbnail 
I wonder where its from 🤔
amidias will be our Lord in these Times
will calmity have fancy animated mod icons in the future
probably
calmity
we are calm
A
on the second day of calamity amidias gave to me: brand new post moon-lord enemies
spoiler update talk is silent before the storm
make it preboss please make it preboss please make it preboss PLEASE-
✂️
updateous
Calamity not updating Brodie
A white Christmas update
Better yet
Blinding Stew blindness is not a debuff at all
so you're just blind
🙂↕️
Sunken sea is dead, someone drank all the water
🙂↔️
🫨

No, finally everything is right
cut
Waiting for updates for Calamity kinda feels like waiting for Silksong
8 years was a little longer
more like waiting for half life 3
jesus will return before sso
21 years was a little longer
lol another abomination of an image 
you're really out of the loop too, btw
SSO Update is dead
fuck my chungus life
beautiful
We are Amidias
This is just EW wtf
Sorry I was thirsty 
CUT doing silly things
Can't do the joke rn I'm doing another
dying
can someone draw tgis guy comprehensibly and have him sit with nameless deity
i think powerwise theyre the same
Who's Benji?
Who is freaking Benji?
Thank god
no
the begger
no spoils, no changelogs
it's ogre for cut
how updateous
me
me
I'm not that bad
How fucking self centered are you
Daily reminder that we have been saved with cut
Actually no
Bet there’s been like 15 people that have thought this is cmt
I'm the new secret boss in SSO
please stop
it's weird
Yes.
youre not skelli...
it feels like you're repeatedly trying to force the conversation to be about yourself
What the frick
ah come on nobody cares about me
i mean this in the nicest way possible but yes that's the problem
faker
nobody here knows you but every single day you post something like this and it gets pretty annoying after a point
its not annoying THAT much
its pretty annoying
it's annoying
brother you don't speak for everyone else
It’s decently annoying
its really annoying
youre annoying
Every day this channel is filled with the same spoiler charts being reposted for a hundred's time and amidas abominations, I feel like the problem is a bit deeper
Yeah, Amidias is more weird
The problem is that there’s literally no spoilers currently and it slowly rots into becoming amidias.Exe
Also lowkey the newest rendition of the spoiler chart should be pinned
if multiple people find it to be annoying the solution isn't for them to just ignore it the solution is for the One Person Doing It to Stop Doing It
True
ok
the other day me and another expressed that the amidiasposting was past the point of just being annoying and we got responded to with a "Old people hating others for having fun" comic 😭
Overdone truly knows the best way to win a discussion
i mean i found some of the earlier absurd amidiases pretty funny but at some point it just kinda lost meaning
just a mess of pixels with none of the original left
I’ve kinda stopped caring about the amidias images
Some interest got renewed with the new design one but that also got liquidated eventually into slop
Entropy
Can't wait to See Amidias' design but not a shitpost version
And more than just the head
Everything returns to slop
He has teeth
Can you believe it
King of the toothen sea
For someone stuck in a clam for decades he sure never gave up his dental hygiene
Dentman would be proud
The original one is good
You're goo
Thanks…?

when will we have a mod that turns every boss into looking like amidias
If this is how this area is at this point, I'm glad it's not at the point the Hollow Knight community used to be before Silksong's release date is at. Or, for that matter, the point the Half-Life community is at.
Do people actually find it funny
I thought it was all like hyper irony
the mechs and moonlord onward could look like the new amidias…
More comprehensible then what we have nowadays
Idk at this point and i do not really care
😭 oops
Some people get confused
because people kept thinking spoilers (for updates) = spoilers (gameplay spoilers)
i do
I’m so hungry
im ngl the spoiler charts arent even posted that often anymore, its just the same people spamming amidias images for the past few months
plus like
and the only times theyre posted is when people actually ask about them
the charts are technically on topic
really love it when a conversation here is immediately followed by amidias brainrot
When is the next update?
Smogg
.
noone knows
The developers know 
they don't
thats not even true
So when is it done
even if the devs knew they wouldn't tell anyone publicly
?
noone knows
when it releases

I hope it is soon
Because I’ve played through all the good terraria mods

the mod is a passion project the devs are not obligated to work on it 24/7 and pump out shallow content as quickly as possible
Maybe it’s about the friends we made along the way
this is true
apple jelly
altraxia what does this mean
jellyllin
yeah like when he turned into gygas earthbound that was pretty funny but at a point its just complete nothing
this is just a nonsense image tbh, not particularly funny it's just kinda there
new update is looking tuff as heck
true
The absolute funniest part of it was the image that orios made being the only actual teaser of the amidias redesign due to how ridiculous that is
everything else is just like automatism brainrot its not even funny as much as its just a natural part of this channels life cycle at this point
its like breathing air
it just happens
ive just accepted it
nobody with at least half a brain finds it funny .................
😑
@vivid hemlock
bubble
melon which one od you want
Thought i was becime kelpie seadragon or whatever you suggested
r u gonna go with my suggestion or oh ok
Hehehehehe

henceforth you shall be known as BongWater
hguehguehgueh
wow that sounds like
quite a
bile water
cowabummer
i could've been wulfrum acrobatics pack
@cedar plank
awaken
you beast
nvm im stupid

Hi
Fucking dumass
YAY!!!
Im purple
I’m in calmain guys
can you turn lainey into chummed haunt
beat melon gun to death with your bare hands
I’m haunted chum
the sunken sea overhaul
Whose melon gun
the surfaced land underhaul
your melon gun
Thats fariszine
I can’t believe Kelpie Seadragon is raving on about being some “melon gun” wtf
Or prismback
Prismback started it smh
I’m full of stupid
@azure oak
I’m haunted chum haunted by my chums
yayy i'm a corpse
I'm doze
into the fish mines
😡😡
😡
you know what that mean, fish
throws a fish at everyone
the four brimstone monsters seek revenge
Why are people named after sunken sea enemies now
idunno
horrible hog
Nickname trend that dies in 5 days numero seventy thousand
You'll never catch me in one of those
Boots with the feathers
where basil omori 
What if I change your nickname /j
sso Q2 2026
You would never dare
Wanna bet 😈
(Though it's kind of funny that the joke of my name isn't there anymore, since whoever took "John Kelvin Catalyst" changed theirs a long time ago)
hog of horrors
what is the gender neutral/ambiguous version of John/Jane
My immediate thought was Jesse, but I'm not sure if that has the same ring
Or person Joe
i tend to use Jean
jean works
Jamie and Jordan also work as those are used for either
jean roy
jean keeps the 4 letter thing so it wins
Jam
can't wait to meet Jane Doe but she's actually a deer
Hi, anyone knows when 2.1.0 is gonna be out?
not this year
indeterminate amount of time in the future
in an integer number of minutes, even
Oh crap, I'm excited for the release, ty all for the answers 🙂
😬

many people are saying this
no
I'll make sure it's released at least one second off from that
Jess, or Jamie
Jamie Rocket
Non-binary Team Rocket real
~~Wdym "non-binary" team rocket, that implies theyre not already
~~
i don't know what's going on with james but that's not a cis straight person dude, dunno WHAT but it's not that
Bro turned himself into the all seeing eye. Wth
I like jean better because it also could be pronounced in a way that sounds like Jane or like John
truly ambiguous
calamity sso release in 7 minutes trust
has been a few weeks
at least the spoiler charts are useful and more than one person thinks the amidasposting is funny
yknow if theres so much people despising amidas in their spoilerchat, then they should just do a thread for amidasposting
a place for people to put the amidases
why should there be a brainrot thread
that isn't here
just dont do it
because its better than having it here
then share it with yourselves or something
this is pointlessly restricting people from doing something for no reason, a thread is completely out of the way and doesn't bother anyone who isn't following it
im only proposing it because some people seem pretty vocal about wanting me to restrain my amidasposting
make amidiascord for amidiasposting
I think I know a solution
you've chosen to not remember this part
teach ai to recognize Amidias and ban posters on sight without human review

Don’t need ai for that
add ai age verification to calamity
no
yes we do bc the no human review part is key
Just have humans ban without review
this is asking people to stop doing something that annoys a sizeable chunk of the regulars
there's 121 actually
no
we need more
also no
Me
evil
calamity mod
tremor mod
no

it can't be


amidias is a politician and i hate hi m

is amidias worse than einstein
hes literally royalty we need to kill him
truth nuke
yknow this situation could be slightly alleviated if either the original amidas or the one based off his upcoming redesign is turned into a sticker
would it really
uhhhh i dont think so
at that point we'd be endorsing it
it would make it worse

when will the calamity block be added
Never
false.
it will never get better
it will keep getting better
arena border
i removed all Calamity visuals the other day
what
got damn doze
invisilamity
specifically I removed them if you disable the slot visibility button
🔥
are you talking about the accessory
Yharim observing the Incineration of Ilmeris from afar:
goes to show how fked this is i agree with ein
smh
who needs ban
Cei
you it is
is this THE END of calamity


this truly is, the calamity
ban all amidias posters please
ban the entire server except devs, mods, admins, and owners
ban the devs too
what have they ever done for calamity
besides making it but that doesnt count
thanks i wanna rewatch the pirates movies now
So good
I'm sentencing you to permanent post-toradora depression
The only movie triology that I have watched 4 times now
Hello
You're welcome
I wanna say rookie numbers but I haven't seen any trilogy that much so
I've seen every episode of psych at least 3 times though
Rookie numbers
I'm racking my brain for what I've seen a lot of
I've seen more Phineas and Ferb than I could count
idek if I've seen it
Hru?
I have seen episode 6 of Oshi no Ko at least 4 times
I could say this but for Mr Bean
But like back then I just watched everything available on TV
Wait there was a new design?
I specifically went out of my way for Phineas and Ferb
tomorrows another day image is the only teaser for it we have
The only TV show that I went out my way for it is Gravity Falls iirc
ive watched all of the first 4 seasons of lego ninjago like 5 or 6 times
I want to rewatch Tokyo Ghoul s1/2 already 😔
I finished it literally less than a week ago
Have you started the manga
no
Me when the internet speed drops one bar 
I'm also not going to rewatch it soon bc I need to do toradora by Christmas
I will eventually
Read the manga
but I've got my reading full between Apothecary Diaries ln, Fragrant Flower manga, and Chainsaw Man manga
Can I take Mirage Newt please?
I also need to rewatch rascal s2 and toradora before I consider anything else
The rewatcher
I watched rascal s2 when it aired sub but rascal dub is so much better
and toradora for Christmas is just obligatory
Relatable lol
Only series i rewatched i think was rezero for the new seasons..
I really need to get off my lazy ass and finally watch Orb anime someday
Finished the manga a while ago
I have a decent list of things I wanna rewatch
Which is funny since I mostly didn't get into anime until this July so it's not even been long
I watched so much slop and stuff when i was like 12
That nowadays i can atmost watch like
3 episodes a week of a show
when is the calamity anime releasing?
yeah I watch way more than that
sometimes it's 3 episodes a night
Actually sometimes it's 6 if I really don't have anything to do the next morning
still doesn't beat half life community shitposts
I am definitely slowing down though
when I first got into it, in one week, I probably finished somewhere around 75-100 episodes
good combination of nothing to do + I had a backlog of reccomended stuff
give it 20 years and we will reach their level
Lmao
Reminded me of when I watched HxH
SSO in 20 years 😔
Watch us reach this level as soon as calamity isn't mentioned in the tmod awards in 2030
i finished all of rascal (s1) + the three movies in 2 days
👀
(sso hasn't been released yet)
would there be a calamity mod 2 if relogic dropped terraria 2
That would be a Calamity
imagine having to add yharim to 2 games
sso 2 electric boogaloo
all THREE of the movies are really good
yes
(tbh the fourth one is okay, i havent watched the fifth one but i heard its ass)
I haven't watched further than the triology
-# I've never seen Pirates of the Caribbean
Me neither 
I think I saw Dead Man's Chest and that's it
If I see a super obvious deadmans chest I just open it, I dont even disarm it I just let it kill me
Based?
incredible achievement
how everyone should play tbh
I kind of do the same thing, but I do it because I'm dumb and almost never realize they're trapped
A Noble Sacrifice

worth it
and all that for a flare gun
there are still spoilers
the channel has been renamed to reduce the amount of confusion on what people interpret as spoilers
We only post the version number now
changelogs... never
Move aside Amidiasposting, we've got 2.0.7.2posting (why the hell do they need three decimals-)
fin
greed
greedy for decimals
They yearn for the fractions
there have been many times where I have eaten the changelogs, delaying them
sorry guys...
😡
I pull out a fishing rod and fish them out
youll be cut up
chara:

Tsuki when I show her my bigass blade that kills people
hit with the Transforms a Normal item into a Magic one, adding one modifier
youre a shoreskipper
Tsuki more like soon to be banned
Hello vanilla
Just means it’s coming out today since they’re finishing everything up.
No
Truth nuke
update talk means update tomorrow
Just one more tomorrow guys, trust.
You are next
My evils cannot be contained with the benevolent ban hammer
want to test that theory
Nop
frying pan
sobbing
what if getting banned is like a power boost and because of the mr breast money crossfire incident i got a free zenkai boost
SSO? What's that, some sort of brain worm?
These young'ins and their fancy worm names....
explodes you with my mind
Waffles r better either way
my fucking pancakes
What are you turning me into this time Tsuki
into sashimi
Only one way to find out
Ok you just taste yellow
(Btw you should maybe blur this for the low chance of like a 13 yo seeing this)
I imagine a little German boy now
On meine gott!! Horrors beiound meine comprehenschone
why he smiling
I think he wants to spread the infinite knowledge he has so maybe he’s happy we’ll escape the rot of this place
You taste like pineapple
Mushy pineapple
Crispy actually mushy
yharim reveal?
he is kinda like a king and he is indeed yellow
i looked at this, i felt nothing, therefore i know everything that can and will ever exist
anyone not in this chat is a psyop
hastur and his dragon hastoh
🥀
Idk man I think some 13yo would go screaming to their mom seeing that lil guy
magical protection spell that appears when you turn 14
shame
Im immune since I watched sonic.Exe smoothie when I was like 9 actually
my elder cousins traumatized me by showing me happy tree friends when i was a kid
my brother made me watch family guy clips when i was 5 and i cried on the carpet when peter said fuck
I laughed so hard at this
😭
LOL???
not cool peter
my little cousin started playing ultrakill age 9
another young life ruined
yea now they even eat carp and its sad really
sunken draedon
Yes?
who sunk you
lawnmower...
People kept coming here thinking it was for late game spoilers, instead of future content
sso tormorus

on the second day of calamity amidias gave to me: brand new changelogs and a rework for the sunken sea
When calamity-spoiler-talk
two days ago
Might as well say next century
the ein regime was overthrown
Hey so how much longer until the calamity fanbase breaks like halflife fans?
another couple decades
can calamity fans count to 3?
No
we cant even count to 2
We can't
doze any spoilers you want to show today
Calamity players analyzing one random pixel of a sprite (sso tomorrow??????)
I haven't done anything for cal for like a week
there will be no spoilers ever
that being said
I can show a line of code I made for cal today
my dog dont bite
are you sure
you made a steak
YOYO
wait is it a fucking kite???????
its a yoyo
oh
i dont use cal yoyos at all so
dog kite weapon sounds funny
cal spoilers are probably so easy cause you can do changes in the span of like 3 days and dripfeed everything tiny thing about them over the next 3 months
starved... abandoned... left to suffer
dont worry you might get another screenshot of a rework next week





