#calamity-update-talk

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royal garnet
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his blood will fuel the desert scourge rework

tropic jolt
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amidias will guide us through the dark times πŸ₯Ή πŸ™

pulsar cobalt
dull heart
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amidias:

pulsar cobalt
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look at Tobias instead

royal garnet
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Tsuki is a heretic

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Please don't heresy on main, do it in dms wires

pulsar cobalt
flint ice
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guys when is the abyss update guys

vivid hemlock
valid crypt
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True

tropic jolt
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the guides flesh is burning off

dusk bronze
flint ice
vivid hemlock
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there is no answer

dusk bronze
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there isn't one HDfailure

tropic jolt
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that is the best answer we can give

vivid hemlock
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it will be added when its finished and the devs feel like adding it

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thats it

tropic jolt
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the next update is SSO and everything after that is vague speculation

valid crypt
vivid hemlock
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theres no "abyss world generation changes in x amount of updates or time"

azure oak
vivid hemlock
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you will starve

fathom girder
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abyss world generation tomorrow

vivid hemlock
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and you must suffer

tropic jolt
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but we are not abandoned

flint ice
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ahghg

tropic jolt
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amidias is the way and the truth and the light, there is no way to SSO except through him

vivid hemlock
modern grove
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nefarious son or hognar daughter

vivid hemlock
tropic jolt
modern grove
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whenever hognar is used on me i feel like absolute bumbling fool

vivid hemlock
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incredible

hardy gulch
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:hognar:

fringe quiver
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gif

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tragic

dusk bronze
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fun fact
i named the cat we're fostering hognar

vivid hemlock
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dastardly

hardy gulch
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why is there a goddamn amidias cult

dusk bronze
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he shows us the light

tropic jolt
dusk bronze
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the light of the sso

vivid hemlock
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this place is mentally sick in the mind

dusk bronze
modern grove
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amidias is dead and i killed him

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fish dinners

vivid hemlock
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brilliance

azure oak
tropic jolt
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will it ever get better

wide nova
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lol

stark quail
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EXO MECHS PHASE 4

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oops wc

modern grove
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the exo triplet

fathom girder
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draedon with a gun

tropic jolt
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draedon coming in with the auric tesla glock

azure oak
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miracle mechs

tropic jolt
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aquatic scourge resprite leaked

modern grove
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his face is on the right

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on the left is a sophisticated tail fin

high scaffold
modern grove
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never show him planet venus

high scaffold
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SSO

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Sulphurous Sea Overhaul

hushed hazel
hot pebble
hushed hazel
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if they do a dedicated sulphurous sea overhaul update they should call it SuS

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like amonger,,,,,,,,

azure oak
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Sulphurous uea Soverhaul

high scaffold
tropic jolt
high scaffold
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As regular SSO is 2 parts already

hot pebble
high scaffold
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And all these years only for part 1

hot pebble
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hold on guys

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did you see that?

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OZZATRON 2!!!

tropic jolt
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ozzatron2️⃣

main estuary
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holy shit
ozzatron 2

tropic jolt
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2026

pulsar cobalt
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ozzatron 2 announced at the game awards

fierce nebula
fierce nebula
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It would have saved the game awards

pulsar cobalt
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trove is owned by gamigo its over for it tbh

fierce nebula
mystic eagle
vivid hemlock
tropic jolt
fierce nebula
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What happened

tropic jolt
fierce nebula
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Blub blub

tropic jolt
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gulp

tribal isle
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what if we sacrificed mossbag for sso to drop

tropic jolt
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that would just destroy silksong I think

arctic cliff
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john xeroc was fired? for being too cocky?

modern grove
arctic cliff
tropic jolt
lean relic
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he waited for billions of years

fierce nebula
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🎢 🎷 πŸ›

modern grove
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He waited for sunken sea overhaul dlc number 10: what the hell is Jerry doing here???

shell sapphire
fierce nebula
stark quail
tropic jolt
hot pebble
white aurora
lusty stirrup
dusk bronze
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poiler

hot pebble
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oiler

lusty stirrup
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euler

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2.71

lean relic
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spoileoulspouilsmipleumspoiler

floral wasp
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|| spoiler ||

modern grove
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twisted garden

halcyon seal
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SSO will contain items

split ginkgo
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CST silly today

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Everyday

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Every year

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Every decade

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Every century, millenia

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Forever

tropic jolt
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always never

hot pebble
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I need a syringe with Spoilerum

desert garnet
azure oak
tropic jolt
azure oak
lavish otter
tropic jolt
azure oak
mystic eagle
azure oak
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that's not amidias

mystic eagle
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That is amidias

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He's blue and green

azure oak
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you lie

mystic eagle
azure oak
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proof.

arctic cliff
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kay can we engage in dog sprite drama again

hushed hazel
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no

valid crypt
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Please no

tropic jolt
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πŸ‘€

azure oak
arctic cliff
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i should combine that absurdly cursed dog resprite and omega amidas

hollow harness
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dude I rejoined this server during the fabbening and there was nothing like these in May and now I join again to accompany the shayy situation and damnn

arctic cliff
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we've been insane for longer than you think

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shayy was merely a blip in comparsion to the madness.

arctic cliff
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welcome to the Amidias Aslyum.

azure oak
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the aslume

lavish otter
tropic jolt
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AAAAAAAAAAA

hot pebble
azure oak
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he was unleashed first of july

shut ridge
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Sso tomorrow

modern grove
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hey guys look! storm weaver resprite right here!

azure oak
barren nacelle
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Hey with the execution of Blood Samples how is Hekate summoned

vivid hemlock
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wasnt it gonna be bloody vein

barren nacelle
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Was it?

boreal edge
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It always was Bloody Vein on the Fandom page

wicked pewter
modern grove
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true

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give him silly spider limbs and make him weave spider web made of lightnings

wise bolt
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all the worms r growing legs

tropic jolt
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lets take a look

vivid hemlock
pulsar cobalt
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make him a centipede

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spider

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combo

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worm

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combo thing

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get all fancy with it tbh hes a fucking alien

azure oak
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not just an alien, from another dimension entirely

modern grove
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i always envisioned weaver as some sort of godly creature from distortion that controls its weather and maybe it got into terraria very recently during your playthrough, so the weather in your world changes to something eerie and weird kinda like in wotg when the rift covers the sun

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until you kill weaver

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its not related to dog and also its not malicious

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its just alien

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it cannn be worm-like ig

modern grove
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just geenrally it feels like a god

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i rlly like the trope (?) of an animalistic/beastly deity

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like its not a sapient in our typical understanding but it is capable of thought and in general it feels more like a beast

dusk bronze
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please let bosses affect the world please god

fringe quiver
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weaver 🩷

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beloved

dull heart
cunning sequoia
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πŸŽ‰

floral wasp
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no... anything but that

cunning sequoia
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moon lord now destroys the world when you die

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deletes your save file

dull heart
floral wasp
cunning sequoia
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MoR wasteland biome

still bluff
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Worm bosses eat blocks they go through

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And anything king slime touches is permanently slimy

dull heart
dusk bronze
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and armored diggers

dull heart
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no they relocate blocks but don't destroy them

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polterghast will now pick up dungeon furniture to throw at you

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Wait actually why is this a good idea

floral wasp
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big brain

tropic jolt
floral wasp
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i second that

boreal edge
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Dammit doze

lyric trellis
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The old pre-22 Cryogen concept

fathom girder
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throws a sink at you

tropic jolt
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let that sink in

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it throws an alchemy table that gives you random debuffs

floral wasp
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it throws a clock at you, you just get a concussion

tropic jolt
dull heart
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clock gives confusion

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chair gives slow

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alchemy table gives any random craftable potion's effect

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bewitching table gives +1 minion slot

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and table gives distorted for 10 hours

terse dew
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Confusion is such an awesome debuff

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We should make an accessory that gives the player it permanently

dull heart
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true

fathom girder
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make the mad god's helm or whatever preboss but it inflicts that debuff always]

terse dew
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Wait occult skull crown exists

fathom girder
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yes occult skull crown

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EXACTLY

terse dew
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Confusion now gives you a 250% damage increase

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πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

fathom girder
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merkalto finally contributing to the mod as a dev

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love to see it

terse dew
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I don't care if it's broken; it's an ass way to play the video game

dull heart
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confusion makes you deal 3x dmg but your controls reverse every second

fathom girder
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m1 has a 0.5% chance to become any key on your keyboard

terse dew
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The only problem is finding some way to inflict confusion on yourself

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Like you gotta make a contraption with statues and hope you get hit with it

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Why does confusion give 30 defense right now with skull crown

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😟

strong isle
dull heart
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true

tropic jolt
fathom girder
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done

tropic jolt
lavish otter
fathom girder
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they call me an ideas man

tropic jolt
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I want to kill that stupid idiotic wires cat

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I want to drop an anvil on its stupid head

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why do you have an anvil emoji

hushed hazel
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funny

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if discord was a good company it would've been a default emoji

tropic jolt
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true, false , and clueless should be default emojis

still bluff
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πŸ’

lavish otter
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Also random thing, but I came in here to check out the future content doc again (since it's been a few months now), and...y'know, I wonder if it could be possible to add an option to switch between title screen styles when custom ones come out

hushed hazel
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isn't that just

lavish otter
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Mostly because I'd really like to keep the SSO one when later ones are added

hushed hazel
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a thing already

vivid hemlock
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teah

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yeah

lavish otter
vivid hemlock
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theres a button at the bottom of the screen

misty wren
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ye

lavish otter
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Oh! I had no idea, that's sick

hushed hazel
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like unless they remove the current one you could just. switch back

vivid hemlock
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lets you switch title screens

fathom girder
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Yeah it's a neat little feature

vivid hemlock
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no one here has seen my literacy test yet...

fathom girder
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no one here knows my wpm...

tropic jolt
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doesnt calamity already have two title screens

vivid hemlock
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i think so

fathom girder
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it's got like three

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maaaybe I'm thinkin' of a screen that infernum adds but yeah clam has a good few

tropic jolt
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it has one for brimstone alter and one with some weird flame thingy

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the addons each have their own as well

dull heart
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I finally watched some of Tokyo Ghoul after some of y'all were talking about it a few weeks back

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I now understand why people said what they did about the anime, the whole dynamic between s2 and s3 is absurd

lapis oak
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why did you do that to yourself

tropic jolt
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innocent calamity developer tricked into watching tokyo ghoul, SSO delayed until 2029 as result

dull heart
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i didn't even start s3 because i read the comments before i did

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maybe if i decide to read the manga i'll come back but ehh

calm wave
stark quail
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since im done w my run now i can wait for SSO in peace... yay...

valid crypt
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Go play fargos ir something

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Eat a burger

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Patherutic
Maratheutic
Terathutic
Whats the wird fir whens somethings calming
Masaeufic

hushed hazel
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play WarFrame with the Old Peace update that dropped December 10th

valid crypt
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True

stark quail
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i wanna do eternity mode for obnoxiously large crafting trees but im scared

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(dies of difficulty)

valid crypt
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In my experience its difficult but not that difficult i expected more

hushed hazel
valid crypt
hushed hazel
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you could've just said calming at that point

valid crypt
vivid hemlock
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this cannot continue

valid crypt
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You be saying that in other olaces as well that what does mean

valid crypt
stark quail
valid crypt
stark quail
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lol

fair shadow
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Ngl as time goes on DoG is just becoming closer and closer to void ghidora

terse dew
vivid hemlock
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😨

thorn pier
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why are reactions banned here

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🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬🀬

hushed hazel
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because we don't trust you all

thorn pier
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but u trust enough to send pics :(

hushed hazel
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yea cause it's easier to tell if someone's sent a Bad picture than if someone reacted with a Bad emoji

lavish otter
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First they retiered the bosses, and now they're retiering the devs, you hate to see it πŸ˜”

thorn pier
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flip

vivid hemlock
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fuck

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okay fixed

vivid hemlock
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you might be the first cstian who found and passed my ultimate literacy test

lavish otter
lavish otter
deft lily
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Ah.

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I mean, it would make sense for someone to put that disclaimer

lavish otter
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Ah yeah, the misspell was just funny

deft lily
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OH

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I didnt even see that lol.

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You hate to see it πŸ˜”

vivid hemlock
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i was contemplating even putting that there because some redditor or yt user will see it and somehow misinterpret the entire thing

deft lily
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That or they'd pull out the 2949124941th "yet another example of the dokuro affect πŸ₯€ πŸ₯€ 😭 " card.

vivid hemlock
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hence why i call it the ultimate calamity literacy test

deft lily
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Truth.

dull heart
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discord decided to automatically set my double tap reaction to πŸ‡« for some reason lol

deft lily
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Huh. Strange.

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How are you doze user.

dull heart
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good question idk

deft lily
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I see.

dull heart
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my fingers hurt

deft lily
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Amputate them trollage

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/j

lean cave
dull heart
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I think that would cause more problems

lean cave
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no...

dull heart
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not the keybind I meant the amputation

lean cave
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what no amputation is great

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i love removing limbs and whatnot

deft lily
dull heart
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the collateral damage would be SSO taking even longer

lavish otter
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Also if you know @vivid hemlock , is the replacement for living shards supposed to be called Jewels of Life or Perennial Jades? It says the former in the Resources tab and the latter in the Biomes & Structures one

lean cave
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gulp

iron dew
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optrix is nohitting malice like being amputated

lean cave
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specifically eol yes

vivid hemlock
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ill fix it

dull heart
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okay my fingers don't hurt anymore yay

lean cave
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awesome

deft lily
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πŸŽ‰

dull heart
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now I can go make them hurt again

deft lily
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πŸ’€

lean cave
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why do they hurt in the first place

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i prolly missed something

dull heart
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I was practicing piano for the first time in months

lean cave
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oh shit

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really cool

deft lily
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Nice.

lean cave
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cool as hell

lavish otter
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Oh no kidding...I was right the first time, the official sprite did have that weird forehead dent! I must've been looking at the old versions, because this one was definitely updated

tropic jolt
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dog got brain damage seeing all of our posts

lavish otter
rich ginkgo
hardy gulch
azure oak
tribal isle
still bluff
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yes

hard copper
lavish otter
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Still funny though, honestly

azure oak
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other places where you can see the light pointing "up"

fathom girder
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Sorry but

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Every time I see this sprite

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I think of the dogre image

azure oak
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though remember to keep in mind the literacy-proofed message in the docs

lavish otter
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Oh of course, I just keep going back to wondering why the bump was added in the first place, besides the fact that it marks where the forehead gem on his armor is...or if that's the whole reason-

still bluff
still bluff
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duh

lavish otter
still bluff
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he's a liquid now

lapis oak
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instead of headphone dent he got a gem dent

spark kiln
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are the new dog sprites scrapped

white vigil
modern grove
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It's possible

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Hpu isn't on the team and other artists would likely not want to finish it

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(and the sprite is unfinished)

modern grove
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He has egg shaped bump on his forehead

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If it's actually a dent from the gem it's hilarious

azure oak
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it's a bump

modern grove
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Yeah it looks more like a bump

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But I feel like it makes more sense for it to be a dent? Just shaded weird

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I can see both dent and a bump tbh

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Either way whatever this is it's pretty funny

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New dog resprite

shut ridge
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if the sprite is scrapped that is. Would still be interesting to see a huge DoG

white vigil
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It’s be neat to see dog still be massive like it was teased, I don’t think they’re going to give up on a size upgrade yet but he’ll definitely be smaller than HPU’s sprite

shut ridge
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That would probably be for the best lol

arctic patrol
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i dont think it would be really playable if he really was that big

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ech current dog sure is small but any bigger might not be too enjoyable

royal garnet
# shut ridge I wonder if he will still be huge

doubt making a boss that big would be a good idea but the size really sold the idea that dog is a very powerful being (the hype of all following bosses is derived from lore significance, and dog is less lore involved and spectacle fight would be a good way to make up for it)

arctic patrol
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yharim worm when

valid crypt
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Dog out of any boss would put spectacle over efficiency

arctic patrol
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he's more visual than anything

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i dont think there's much you can do in his fight since he's a worm

royal garnet
arctic patrol
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yharim (unreleased), scal and dreadon

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oh wait, right its yharon

royal garnet
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Yharon

arctic patrol
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my bad

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i forgot about his dumbass

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i guess he's forgetable

royal garnet
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literally the reason yharim is yharimSAD

arctic patrol
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but its still 3

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(so far)

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lore wise sure its 4

royal garnet
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im talking lore wise and future wise

arctic patrol
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future wise huh

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that should include xeroc and noxus then

valid crypt
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Not guaranteed

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So idk

arctic patrol
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gotta love lore

valid crypt
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Lore is cool

wise bolt
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also a horror to sprite (shudders

lapis oak
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inflate the pixel size by 10x

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there we go big dawg

plush carbon
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I highly doubt huge DoG is an idea that’s making it all the way to Distortion update

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It just isn’t gonna work

summer shore
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doubters need to win every time, believers only need to win once

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If anything I'm just interested in seeing what they'd do with big dog

lapis oak
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isn't any different than other big changes

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experiment and learn

modern grove
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It's just weird how dog was made this big before like fleshed out fight was made

plush carbon
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And in the middle of what’s the mod’s biggest ever update

lapis oak
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still didn't know why they release the sprite to the public so soon

plush carbon
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That was a kinda silly thing to do

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It wasn’t even finished lol

modern grove
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Like you can theoretically make this big sprite work but it would be very backwards designing process that is restricted by how big he is, instead of more natural processes where the visual design and fight itself are intertwined

modern grove
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So they decided to show it

plush carbon
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Here’s a teaser for something happening 6 years from now

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Maybe we don’t actually know

halcyon seal
lapis oak
lavish otter
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Personally, I'm still voting for man o war DoG

lapis oak
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might be true and now they decided to gatekeep Yharon even after many leaks just because of how polarized the DoG sprite was

valid crypt
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Man o war is not what i think when i think if gluttonous and egotistical

modern grove
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I am a minority in that probably but I don't want dog to be egotistical or egomaniac

lavish otter
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Or to specify, DoG but instead of being a single creature, it's a much smaller entity surrounded by a colony of distortion entities that make up the bulk of its body

wise bolt
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isn't that something else

lavish otter
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It might be a silly idea, but I'm in love with it nonetheless

modern grove
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I remember hearing this idea for deus

plush carbon
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I think DoG should be a worry closer to the actual distortion update’s development

lavish otter
# wise bolt isn't that something else

Kinda, man o wars just gave me the idea for it, since instead of being single organisms, they're colonies of much smaller ones that work together in a system

plush carbon
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Especially given what’s going on with this update

modern grove
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Siphonophore dog

wise bolt
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oh siphonophores was what it was

halcyon seal
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I forgot what dog’s exact lore is but he’s like, technically not actually eating the guys right

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He just teleports them

lavish otter
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Ohhhh, that's the term for it? I couldn't get a clear answer when trying to look that up

halcyon seal
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Probably to Noxus

modern grove
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Man o war is the jellyfish like creature that is also colonial but it drifts on the surface of the water

valid crypt
modern grove
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And siphonophores are long long colonies of organisms that can be longer than the blue whale together

wise bolt
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filter feeder dog ..

modern grove
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I think dog can just suck all the essence from his victims as well as physically eat them

valid crypt
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Something called devourer does not strike me as a filter feeder

modern grove
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But I think he can just not have a mouth idk

lapis oak
plush carbon
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DoG being just a pawn for Noxus was kinda lame

wise bolt
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me when i get eaten and subsequently sent to hell

plush carbon
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This guy’s being manipulated by this guy who’s also being manipulated by this bigger guy

modern grove
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I kinda wish dog was the big bad of the distortion

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Like some unknown force on the other side

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That helped yharim

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But for what cost?

lavish otter
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Ehhhh- I think he kind of is, since while he still has his own consciousness, he's an extension of what is at least the closest we have to the big bad of the Distortion

modern grove
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I had a design for dog that is very inspired by fanon perception of FRIEND from deltarune as well as it was themed around all the bad lick symbols

plush carbon
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It’ll be even funnier if Noxus doesn’t end up being added

wise bolt
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noxus never

modern grove
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It's just an impression that he leaves

plush carbon
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Then Noxus was actually just a minion of the wicked Super Noxus

cunning sequoia
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noxus 2

wise bolt
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gar

cunning sequoia
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hello gordon

wise bolt
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hello freeman

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CHEESE

cunning sequoia
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ch

fringe quiver
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I don't really understand the Idea dog' spersonalty makes him seem weak to be honest

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The idea of a powerful character who's overly arrogant and a victim of their own hubris islike

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A fairly common archetype i think

lavish otter
modern grove
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It's not just personality it's combination of everything

fringe quiver
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That isn't limited to weak characters

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brain fart

cunning sequoia
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not all egotistical assholes are weak

modern grove
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Him hiding behind his armor him being a pawn of noxus him having gigantic ego

fringe quiver
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I mean

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throu again

cunning sequoia
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theseus from hades for example

fringe quiver
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He won't hide in his armor

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Not initially anyways

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He does so only after he gtoes in butt naked

plush carbon
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He’s an egomaniac but he’s also like actually a big deal

cunning sequoia
plush carbon
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But also he’s just a pawn for a bigger evil man

cunning sequoia
fringe quiver
#

If anything

plush carbon
#

It makes him less cool

halcyon seal
#

I think it’s best if dog is arrogant because he’s actually that guy, but also because he’s so arrogant he doesn’t try 95% of the time because he doesn’t need to
So phase 2 is him going β€œoh shit this terrarian guy means BUSINESS I gotta stop fucking around and styling on them”

fringe quiver
#

I think him being so arrogant makes sense with what he is

#

Because like

pulsar cobalt
#

yharons a fraud because hes weaker than yharim

fringe quiver
#

DoG inherently has no control over his existence

cunning sequoia
#

xeroc is a fraud because he's weaker than goku

lavish otter
fringe quiver
#

He's a Fuckass Worm that is subservient to a higher power and no matter how powerful he is, his existence ultimately hinges on him being a pawn to someone above him

halcyon seal
cunning sequoia
#

unless it was funny

#

bugs bunny operates on the rule of funny

fringe quiver
#

Him being so arrogant and brazenly expressing how powerful and superior he is could in of itself be a form of Coping with the fact he is literally a Tool

#

Bro's a straw

plush carbon
#

im not sold

wise bolt
#

dog straw

fringe quiver
#

This isn't saying dog is sympathethic or something btw

#

He's. not, at all

#

But every action one does has reasons behind it

hard copper
#

new merch: curly dog straw

hushed hazel
#

they should let me put dog in a box and shake him around

halcyon seal
jagged cliff
fringe quiver
#

πŸ”₯

plush carbon
#

I like him having depth but idk.

fringe quiver
modern grove
#

I thinkkkkk I would have less problems with dog if he wasn't from another dimension

fringe quiver
#

Also he is by definition subservient yeah

jagged cliff
fringe quiver
#

To Noxus, that is

fringe quiver
modern grove
#

Like it's not a bad characterization on itself it's just not something I want to see from a powerful enigmatic force from another realm

halcyon seal
#

I’m once again gonna bring up giant bug dog, like maybe a bee or antlion

plush carbon
#

I kinda just like
Do not care about Noxus cause the game doesn’t give you a reason to

modern grove
#

That's too

jagged cliff
fringe quiver
#

Not necessarily

wise bolt
fringe quiver
#

If anything DoG having such a distinct personality implies the opposite

#

And on that note, even if he was

#

That's still subservience

#

It still means he is ultimately a pawn for something greater

modern grove
#

I mean we don't know anything about other distortion organisms

#

Maybe there's egomaniacs too we just don't see it

halcyon seal
fringe quiver
#

I'm gonna be real i can just confidently say that the implication that Noxus and by proxy his entire fucking Hivemind has the personality of Devourer is goofy as fuck and wouldn't e a thing

#

😭

#

Like it works for Devourer

#

But Noxus being like that would be uh yeah haha .

modern grove
#

Yes it would not be good and would be goofy

plush carbon
#

Noxus like
Exists i think

modern grove
#

I'm just saying we don't have anything in game that implies any way

plush carbon
#

He doesn’t really do anything

modern grove
#

We're just making stuff up as a prediction for how it will go

azure oak
wise bolt
#

true

jagged cliff
#

I mean devourer dialogue was written a long time ago

#

It could still be changed

fringe quiver
#

Noxus is the actual like Cosmic Otherwordly Horror that Threatens Life as We Know it and is Slowly Crawling Its Way Onto The Real World or Whatever i think if i saw him say "A GOD DOES NOT FEAR DEATH!!" and "DONT GET COCKY KID!!" id kill myself

modern grove
#

Yeah noxus should have personality of older dog iteration when he was constantly saying kid

hushed hazel
#

i think it would be cool if noxus is like

lavish otter
# lavish otter Though I think this is kind of funny, since with the idea I was bringing up earl...

Because basically the idea of it was that on his own, he'd basically just be an oversized grub that more just exists as a stomach and can't really do a lot but eat, but he has basically all of Noxus' other critters at his disposal, so he builds his own bravado by getting them to make him a new shell

So when you see him (and when anyone does, really), he's this hulking monstrosity of a creature that could tear the continent in two if given the opportunity, but at you beat him down, his armor would break away and you'd get to see that he's just kind of pathetic. Effective with the tools he has available, but weak without them

hushed hazel
#

completely incapable of communicating with you because it's so alien

halcyon seal
modern grove
#

Noxus should be written by vivziepop

jagged cliff
#

Maybe it functions similarly to hollow knight with noxus giving the creatures a capability to be sentient instead of a direct hivemind

hushed hazel
#

a FUCKING god does not FUCKing fear death DIPSHIT

lavish otter
jagged cliff
#

Which would allow for them to have their own personalities while still being a lesser aspect of the distortion

fringe quiver
#

storm weaver should be written by reverse vizviepop

plush carbon
#

I mean he’s pathetic all right
If his fight is anything to go off

fringe quiver
#

instead of swearing alot he says alot of kind and nice things to you and make sures you are reassured and supported

halcyon seal
hushed hazel
modern grove
#

Weaver that only speaks old English with France words popping out here and there like a fine gentleman

fringe quiver
#

i love you storm weaver

wise bolt
#

shortened for his crimes

halcyon seal
#

4kids calamity sounds hilarious

lavish otter
fringe quiver
#

what the Fuck. double true

#

so true the emoji sent twice

jagged cliff
halcyon seal
#

Don’t worry, everyone evacuated the city before Callie (Calamitas) and Brimstone began fighting! πŸ˜ƒ

plush carbon
#

DoG but he’s actually just Envy from Full Metal Alchemist

fringe quiver
#

i used to be a weaver hater but then i saw the light

lavish otter
fringe quiver
#

i love you storm weaver

wise bolt
#

if only you felt that way about aureus

modern grove
#

I need to draw my interpretation of weaver perhaps

fringe quiver
#

nope i fucking hate aureus fuck you

#

/j

lavish otter
wise bolt
#

LOOOLLLL

fringe quiver
#

I mean i do still think Aureus design is a bit of an unappealing mess but i think he can be made into something pretty cool ive seen alot of really creative redesigns for it

#

I'm sure you can like keep the main core elements of the guy,a tleasst the most appealing bits

wise bolt
#

i've grown too attached to his current design. fucked up but endearing oddly

modern grove
#

That can also Waave stuff

wise bolt
#

crab aureus would be rlly funny but we do already have crabulon

fringe quiver
#

Weaver changing the weather around it would go very hard i think

#

Calamity has like a comical amount of crabs

plush carbon
#

Aureus Sprite is the classic calamity WhatTheFuckAmILookingAt

fringe quiver
#

Seriously there's

#

there's. so many crabas

wise bolt
#

crab,amity

fringe quiver
#

collect my crabs

lavish otter
modern grove
#

This is how you would look if you were glowing mushroom or astral

fringe quiver
#

we even have other mech crabs. aureus wouldnt even be the first

#

theres crab everywhere

#

crab all around

wise bolt
#

crab mod

lavish otter
fringe quiver
#

crabs are like the newgen worm

fringe quiver
wise bolt
#

carcinization πŸ₯Ή

fringe quiver
#

arsenal crab

lavish otter
modern grove
#

I think triangle just likes crabs

lavish otter
#

Aureus must be an even bigger pulse sentinel

wise bolt
#

slab crab.l flak crab

fringe quiver
#

triangle sure does like crabs

valid crypt
#

Crabs

cunning sequoia
#

you will die in 3

fringe quiver
#

dies in 3

lavish otter
wise bolt
#

worms and crabs ..

fringe quiver
#

i mainly just rly like weaver because i think his lore is cool and ive grown endeared to him like a large puppy of some sort

#

Like i look at weaver and i just think dog

#

not DoG i should clarify, dog

wise bolt
#

big worm :)

fringe quiver
#

important distinction

wise bolt
#

puppy

#

i need to draw weaver more he is very endearing

lavish otter
modern grove
#

Weaver is the only worm that can keep mandibles or mandible like structures but only if they look like lightning bolts

lavish otter
#

It just wants to eat birds

silent minnow
#

Is there a public roadmap?

modern grove
#

I still kinda like my older idea when those were his harpoon horns that he can shoot out like king vulture from rain world

wise bolt
fringe quiver
#

Mandibles he can stretch out and they look like big lightning bolts when he does so

lavish otter
fringe quiver
#

tofu ,. u

#

make plant

#

u were supposed to yesterday tofu the cultist doodles

#

abducts you

wise bolt
#

im busy draiqng my worm

fringe quiver
#

yep. lets just say

#

im drawing it

lapis oak
fringe quiver
#

and by it?

#

hehe

#

well

#

my worm

wise bolt
#

my worm :)

lavish otter
#

I think there used to be a more strict roadmap, but the devs realized over time that they probably weren't going to stick to it, so now there's just a general idea of updates they'll do in whatever order works

lapis oak
#

the Calamity Mod crab situation is insane

plush carbon
#

It’s not a roadmap per se

wise bolt
#

seriously tho trying to take a bit of a break from mines. been doing timeless stuff and then trying to start on roy assets was hell

#

trying to doodle some misc b4 i get back into work

fringe quiver
#

ouu

#

thats fair actually mb gang

fringe quiver
#

fishmines

lavish otter
wise bolt
#

cal abducting me fr im gonna have to start doing sprites πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

fringe quiver
#

tofu dual handling

#

roy in one hand cal on the other

lavish otter
#

Deus around the neck

wise bolt
#

sorry cheese im forsaking roy

fringe quiver
#

little ozzatron on your shoulder vs the little cheese on your shoulder

cunning sequoia
#

hire me for roy

wise bolt
#

LOL YEAH

fringe quiver
#

garbo make my assets

cunning sequoia
#

i can be the mascot

wise bolt
#

garbo taking my place ..

#

CHEEESE

#

deploy aureus pat

fringe quiver
#

me im che

cunning sequoia
#

:D

wise bolt
#

thank you :)

lavish otter
#

You'd never get this from an Ozzatron on your shoulder

wise bolt
#

ozzatron's getting this from a mini me on his shoulder

cunning sequoia
#

the ozzatron on your shoulder will just tell you to. idk nerf crates or whatever calsub is having a panic attack over currently

wise bolt
#

i just work here

lapis oak
halcyon seal
#

I just know him as sky worm

modern grove
wise bolt
#

hi guevara

lavish otter
fringe quiver
#

but hes uhh dog

#

pet him

lapis oak
#

che guevara in Calamity Discord 🀯

fringe quiver
halcyon seal
wise bolt
lavish otter
#

Loses a bit of the cuteness getting there, but I love it

fringe quiver
#

The aerialite armor is a cool touch yeah

modern grove
#

The idea was that he can change the lighting around him and turn all the aerialite blue, and in general make everything very neon looking

#

Like tamatoa

#

Does in his song

lavish otter
#

OOOH- okay, I love that

modern grove
#

Like, weaver gathers all the clouds and makes everything dark, turns black, aerialite turns blue and everything is supercharged and stuff

#

And his fight is super fast paced and precise, weaver is as quick as a lightning for some attacks

lavish otter
#

Honestly makes me think of Duke Fishron's third phase, but conceptually a lot more fun and terrifying!

fringe quiver
#

Weaver's fight ideally should feel like one of the highest octane ones tbh i think

#

Like a huge part of this guys identity is how insanely fast he is

#

Literally a living lightning bolt

#

he should be moving around like super ultra usain bolt

cunning sequoia
#

give him the ultrakill treatment

steady sun
vivid hemlock
vivid hemlock
summer shore
mystic eagle
viral merlin
#

Holy shit it just hit me
1.4.5 had been in development for 3 years now

#

Maybe the SSO wait isn't that bad after all

solar hare
#

both are bad

viral merlin
#

True

#

3 years for a single weapon and a pet

#

Fire emoji

deft lily
#

Meh, for me personally long development times do not impact my day-to-day life.

orchid finch
#

as long as devs are doing fine

#

let the things be done when they're done yknow

deft lily
#

^

orchid finch
#

we've all seen the disasters that are Cyberpunk on launch and STALKER.

#

all because of what? because of rushing

viral merlin
#

Stalker had always been like that is the difference

#

The old games are almost the same buggy mess today as they were on release

#

Cyberpunk is true

orchid finch
#

yeah but then we get stalker 2 that's supposed to be this great come back from CGS and it's ANOTHER buggy mess

viral merlin
#

All the years spent were on adverts just to make the actual game in like a year or something

#

And you saw what it turned into

orchid finch
#

least they were able to crawl out with updates

deft lily
#

Folks who get frustrated over long development times without consideration for the developers' well being can be safely filtered out and ignored tbh.

viral merlin
#

The anime is awesome though

orchid finch
#

only heard that it was quite literally no-manned

#

wonder if... that Bethesda space rpg managed to get it even worse

deft lily
#

But anyways.

orchid finch
#

sso in the near future

deft lily
#

True.

viral merlin
#

Bethesda is never crawling out of the mud hole they fell into

#

They rely on modders so hard to fix their games they're Lowkey not even trying anymore

#

Tes 6 will be a disaster I can feel it

orchid finch
#

"Here's a new Fallout 4 update that includes:
mods from our community
πŸ¦—
Thanks for buying our game again!"

deft lily
#

I mean, yeah.
I saw the writing on the wall years ago. Which is why I will never buy let alone play a Bethesda game ever again.

orchid finch
#

okay maybe let's move the game talk to media

viral merlin
#

Their own fans are partially at fault of what Bethesda has become because of just how attached they are
Todd could release a base plate with like 3 models and modding scene would still manage to make a game out of it for them

viral merlin
deft lily
#

but yeah. Not the appropriate channel.

frail tapir
orchid finch
#

doesnt change the fact that it's been three years

frail tapir
orchid finch
#

It's been so long since I've lost my crossover update to this monster, to the man behind the qol things....

deft lily
orchid finch
#

genuinely though no shade thrown at Red and the team, I hope the update would deliver

orchid finch
# deft lily ? Elaborate.

games usually get rushed because investors poured their precious money in it and then it gets delayed and then they get mad because of it and so devs have to rush things

#

2 plus 2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

stark pond
#

i think like, investors/stockholder of big ass publishers who take care and put work on devs are the one rush the developers the most

#

yeah the gamers partly take the blame but that only apply to really well-known series/publisher/dev and when the game has a kind of toxic community

deft lily
#

Yeah. Both of those things are correct.

#

I always kind of just get ircked out when I see the 1000th comment of "where (x), I've been waiting for 5 years straight!!!11!"

#

Gives me the impression that they have nothing else going on πŸ˜“

stark pond
#

i mean it's partly because they announce it

#

gotta be real i have been waiting for katana zero DLC for like

#

6 years

frail tapir
stark pond
#

the hope now has become despair that only live temporary when a new trailer is dropped

#

announcement usually will instill some kind of expectation in them, hell, even just a kind of fake but carefully crafted news or kind of wrongly interpreted statement can do the same

#

looking at half-line 3 thing recently

deft lily
#

Maybe it's just me then. I don't really get that upset over long development times. Probably because I don't follow hype cycles closely.

Like yeah, I'm pretty excited for SSO but I'm not like, thinking about and/or asking when it's going to drop every other day. I have plenty of other things to be thinking about that are far more important.

stark pond
#

that is a better mind set

#

though from a gamer prespective

frail tapir
#

fr

stark pond
#

it's kind of a let down if a game constantly getting pushed back

deft lily
#

Nah I get it.

stark pond
#

i don't really mind it, so long the final product is really good

deft lily
stark pond
#

but even if pushed back but still kind of bad, that's a hell nah

deft lily
#

Yyyyyeah

orchid finch
#

that's why you should never make promises and set release dates clueless

deft lily
#

True.

tribal isle
#

i believe sso wasnt announced on tga cuz mega man took up all the space

#

fuck mega man

stark pond
#

there must be a reason make a release day, that being, money.
for a somewhat passion project like calamity or terraria at this point

#

basically release or not, only a few more money get, and being a passion project you'd want to polish the fuck out of the final product

#

but if it's a new game, and the trailer make it looks really damn good, rush it and hoping people will pour money in to help it break even and then profit off it, patch it later is a valid strategy, from an investor stand point

#

to be fair release as v0.8 instead of v1.0 is also a valid strategy, basically those who buy/pre order at day 1 are pay-to-bug test

orchid finch
#

early access is a thing not for no reason

#

(no Tarkov, it's not to milk your audience for 8 years so they could buy the game again on Steam)

hard hearth
#

there

#

have fun

#

πŸ‘

orchid finch
#

HOLY SHIT

#

THE CUT

#

THE CUT IS REAL

#

how long did the vote took?

dusk bronze
#

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

valid crypt
#

YDDHEJSB YEESSS

vivid hemlock
#

oh my god

wispy blade
valid crypt
#

instead of cst its now cup

orchid finch
#

it's cut now

#

don't get too close, might get

valid crypt
#

O

orchid finch
#

ahem

valid crypt
#

Cut

orchid finch
#

yeah that

white aurora
#

oh my god they actually changed the name

tropic jolt
#

WHAT

deft lily
#

Huh.

#

This isn't very "Spoilerous" anymore

tropic jolt
#

this foreshadows the fact that the update in question is releasing tomorrow!!!!

deft lily
#

Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer.

mystic eagle
hard hearth
#

it has nothing to do with it

tropic jolt
#

always tomorrow

tropic jolt
#

if we say it every day it WILL come true

deft lily
dusk bronze
#

sso tomorrow.
if statement is false, read it again

hard hearth
potent coral
#

calamity update meeting

orchid finch
#

it feels like you guys have nothing good to do but post sso tomorrow all day

#

all just to be disappointed that it didn't drop

deft lily
#

^

orchid finch
#

unsurprisingly at that

deft lily
#

The bit is getting old at this point.

#

Move on.

mystic eagle
orchid finch
#

yes

#

leave now

#

no more Calamity updates

hard hearth
#

i think i should nuke image perms in this channel for white names.........

tropic jolt
#

this is THE END of calamity (spoiler talk)

deft lily
#

Go outside. Get married. Have kids. Die.

hard hearth
potent coral
#

no

dusk bronze
tropic jolt
deft lily
orchid finch
tropic jolt
#

calamity discord showing its true toxic nature πŸ’”

potent coral
tropic jolt
#

tragic

potent coral
#

im an op glover bub.

potent coral
#

what the fuck is gloving

hard hearth
#

boxing glove

twin juniper
#

is this sso

tropic jolt
#

together we are sso

deft lily
#

πŸ’” no..............................

tropic jolt
#

if we combine our powers we can become raw unfiltered calamity

modern grove
#

calamity update talk should have a moderation

let's call it.... calamity update moderation

orchid finch
#

not funny throu

#

:walterheisenbergwhite:

tropic jolt
potent coral
#

very clever

orchid finch
#

thanks

white aurora
potent coral
orchid finch
#

what

#

I said thanks to Cyver for sending the emote

deft lily
#

I hate this channel.
/j

twin juniper
#

This king clam guy is very har

orchid finch
#

I hate this channel /srs

potent coral
#

ermmm how do you deal with giant clam

orchid finch
#

you guys should get real and serious

tropic jolt
white aurora
deft lily
potent coral
#

oh...

#

ok...

#

sigh.........

dusk bronze
#

epic emb

twin juniper
potent coral
tropic jolt
#

what if we killed every calamity player until only one remained

tropic jolt
#

the last one standing gets to play sso

orchid finch
#

something something patreon members who get to play it early

#

your plan is flawed

tropic jolt
#

they dont get to play the SSO part of sso

orchid finch
#

fabsol is not a calamity player what are you talking about

tropic jolt
#

whos this fabsol guy you're talking about

potent coral
#

who the hell is fabsol

deft lily
#

Not like he got banned from it clueless

orchid finch
#

I personally have issued a ban on him to never play Calamity, you can thank me later

potent coral
#

suction cup man 5 before sso

uneven gate
#

Heat death of the universe before sso

tropic jolt
twin juniper
#

cuphead and mugman

potent coral
#

new megaman before sso

tropic jolt
#

megaman drops january 7th

potent coral
#

ok youre stretching

cunning sequoia
#

calamity update talk confirmed

orchid finch
#

aaaand cut

#

i am so funny

tropic jolt
#

im laughing

#

or am I?

orchid finch
#

stop laughing

prisma cipher
#

LETS GOOO

#

This is better than any spoiler

dusk bronze
tropic jolt
#

spoiler talk will return tomorrow

wide wadi
#

What is this calamity update talk their hasn’t been an update in years

hot knot
hasty tangle
#

the lobbying worked catrave

hot knot
#

wait this channel was renamed

white aurora
#

meowlamity update talk

obtuse hawk
#

wires

tropic jolt
amber furnace
#

buys sso device

#

looks inside

#

no sso

tall relic
#

This is revolutionary they changed the channel name

orchid finch
#

Well at least we won't see messages like "It's so sad how ||Calamitas dies||"

mystic eagle
#

It's so sad how Calamitas died of Ligma

wide wadi
glad ferry
#

yup ligma

hasty tangle
tropic jolt
#

what a calamity

fathom girder
#

Calamity-sso-talk

hot pebble
#

new spoilers?

sick lotus
#

When was this chat renamed

hot pebble
#

WHAT THE

#

Really when

mystic eagle
hot pebble
#

and why

mystic eagle
hot pebble
#

no im too dumb for it

steep path
#

IT WAS RENAMED HALLELUJAH
NO MORE "I finally beat exo mechs" or whatever