#calamity-update-talk
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amidias will guide us through the dark times π₯Ή π
amidias:
look at Tobias instead
no the guide will guide us
guys when is the abyss update guys
this is @fringe quiver's fault
True
the guides flesh is burning off
in an integer number of minutes
can you maybe give me an actual answer
there is no answer
there isn't one 
that is the best answer we can give
the next update is SSO and everything after that is vague speculation
Thats our best guess
theres no "abyss world generation changes in x amount of updates or time"
you will starve
abyss world generation tomorrow
and you must suffer
but we are not abandoned
ahghg
amidias is the way and the truth and the light, there is no way to SSO except through him

poyo
nefarious son or hognar daughter


whenever hognar is used on me i feel like absolute bumbling fool
incredible
:hognar:
fun fact
i named the cat we're fostering hognar
dastardly
why is there a goddamn amidias cult
he shows us the light
the light of the sso
this place is mentally sick in the mind
β
brilliance
will it ever get better
lol
the exo triplet
draedon with a gun
draedon coming in with the auric tesla glock
miracle mechs
aquatic scourge resprite leaked
Devourer is sulfur
never show him planet venus
brother amidias Is the dark times
So this is SSO 2
if they do a dedicated sulphurous sea overhaul update they should call it SuS
like amonger,,,,,,,,
Sulphurous uea Soverhaul
Actualy more like SSO 3
silence π‘
As regular SSO is 2 parts already

sulphur urchin overhaul
And all these years only for part 1
2οΈβ£
holy shit
ozzatron 2
2026
ozzatron 2 announced at the game awards
2οΈβ£
Trove 2 should have been announced
It would have saved the game awards
trove is owned by gamigo its over for it tbh
The only reason Trove is still getting content is because itβs gamigoβs most profitable game by far
It's funny that it's true



gulp
what if we sacrificed mossbag for sso to drop
that would just destroy silksong I think
john xeroc was fired? for being too cocky?
It's like crucifying Jesus in hopes that Odin would aid you in battle

he waited for billions of years
πΆ π· π
He waited for sunken sea overhaul dlc number 10: what the hell is Jerry doing here???
That's Dunban over there!







poiler
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spoileoulspouilsmipleumspoiler
|| spoiler ||
twisted garden
SSO will contain items
CST silly today
Everyday
Every year
Every decade
Every century, millenia
Forever
always never
I need a syringe with Spoilerum
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that's not amidias
you lie
Proof?
proof.
no
Please no
π

i should combine that absurdly cursed dog resprite and omega amidas
dude I rejoined this server during the fabbening and there was nothing like these in May and now I join again to accompany the shayy situation and damnn
we've been insane for longer than you think
shayy was merely a blip in comparsion to the madness.
our brains are overcooked
welcome to the Amidias Aslyum.
the aslume
In fact, I'm pretty sure this was going on longer before the Shayy incident than it's been able to since
AAAAAAAAAAA
he was unleashed first of july
Sso tomorrow
hey guys look! storm weaver resprite right here!
Hey with the execution of Blood Samples how is Hekate summoned
wasnt it gonna be bloody vein
Was it?
It always was Bloody Vein on the Fandom page
storm weaver if it actually weaved anything , its honestly such a cool name for a metalic worm boss its kinda crazy
all the worms r growing legs
lets take a look

make him a centipede
spider
combo
worm
combo thing
get all fancy with it tbh hes a fucking alien
not just an alien, from another dimension entirely
i always envisioned weaver as some sort of godly creature from distortion that controls its weather and maybe it got into terraria very recently during your playthrough, so the weather in your world changes to something eerie and weird kinda like in wotg when the rift covers the sun
until you kill weaver
its not related to dog and also its not malicious
its just alien
it cannn be worm-like ig
not godly in calamity sense of the word
just geenrally it feels like a god
i rlly like the trope (?) of an animalistic/beastly deity
like its not a sapient in our typical understanding but it is capable of thought and in general it feels more like a beast
sounds peak
please let bosses affect the world please god
okay, skeletron prime bombs now destroy tiles
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no... anything but that
okay, fine. Instead ares gauss nuke now destroys tiles and spreads radioactive fallout when used

MoR wasteland biome
Worm bosses eat blocks they go through
And anything king slime touches is permanently slimy
Specifically eater of worlds*
and armored diggers
no they relocate blocks but don't destroy them
polterghast will now pick up dungeon furniture to throw at you
Wait actually why is this a good idea
big brain
please add this
i second that
Dammit doze
The old pre-22 Cryogen concept
The foreboding, terrifying knight apparition formed of the wretched souls of the damned
throws a sink at you
it throws a clock at you, you just get a concussion
wait no it would give you potion sickness
clock gives confusion
chair gives slow
alchemy table gives any random craftable potion's effect
bewitching table gives +1 minion slot
and table gives distorted for 10 hours
Confusion is such an awesome debuff
We should make an accessory that gives the player it permanently
true
make the mad god's helm or whatever preboss but it inflicts that debuff always]
Wait occult skull crown exists
I don't care if it's broken; it's an ass way to play the video game
confusion makes you deal 3x dmg but your controls reverse every second
m1 has a 0.5% chance to become any key on your keyboard
The only problem is finding some way to inflict confusion on yourself
Like you gotta make a contraption with statues and hope you get hit with it
Why does confusion give 30 defense right now with skull crown
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Also the blast radius is now accurate to real life (the whole map is destroyed)
true
another facetank build win
give anvils gravity so you can drop them on your head and inflict 30m of confusion
done

they call me an ideas man
I want to kill that stupid idiotic wires cat
I want to drop an anvil on its stupid head
why do you have an anvil emoji
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Also random thing, but I came in here to check out the future content doc again (since it's been a few months now), and...y'know, I wonder if it could be possible to add an option to switch between title screen styles when custom ones come out
isn't that just
Mostly because I'd really like to keep the SSO one when later ones are added
a thing already
Is it?
theres a button at the bottom of the screen
ye
Oh! I had no idea, that's sick
like unless they remove the current one you could just. switch back
lets you switch title screens
Yeah it's a neat little feature
no one here has seen my literacy test yet...
no one here knows my wpm...
doesnt calamity already have two title screens
i think so
it's got like three
maaaybe I'm thinkin' of a screen that infernum adds but yeah clam has a good few
it has one for brimstone alter and one with some weird flame thingy
the addons each have their own as well
I finally watched some of Tokyo Ghoul after some of y'all were talking about it a few weeks back
I now understand why people said what they did about the anime, the whole dynamic between s2 and s3 is absurd
why did you do that to yourself
innocent calamity developer tricked into watching tokyo ghoul, SSO delayed until 2029 as result
okay i quite enjoyed the first 2 seasons
i didn't even start s3 because i read the comments before i did
maybe if i decide to read the manga i'll come back but ehh
You really should. The art is insane, and you realize that even in the season 1 stuff, they cut out a lot of important story stuff in the anime
since im done w my run now i can wait for SSO in peace... yay...
Go play fargos ir something
Eat a burger
Patherutic
Maratheutic
Terathutic
Whats the wird fir whens somethings calming
Masaeufic
play WarFrame with the Old Peace update that dropped December 10th
True
i wanna do eternity mode for obnoxiously large crafting trees but im scared
(dies of difficulty)
In my experience its difficult but not that difficult i expected more
how did you fuck up therapeutic this hard
THANK YOU
you could've just said calming at that point
It will be therapeutic
this cannot continue
You be saying that in other olaces as well that what does mean
What does mean
im not that skilled w terraria so idk i think itd be a nightmare for me
I died to vanilla expert golem a few days ago with post golem gear im shit as well
lol
Ngl as time goes on DoG is just becoming closer and closer to void ghidora
I understand that reference
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because we don't trust you all
but u trust enough to send pics :(
yea cause it's easier to tell if someone's sent a Bad picture than if someone reacted with a Bad emoji
First they retiered the bosses, and now they're retiering the devs, you hate to see it π
flip
I mean
you might be the first cstian who found and passed my ultimate literacy test
Pft- and I was one of the people "what the fuck is a metaphor" was making fun of, too
Wait where was this?
It's in the section talking about DoG's eventual rework and resprite in the bosses and minibosses tab
Ah yeah, the misspell was just funny
i was contemplating even putting that there because some redditor or yt user will see it and somehow misinterpret the entire thing
That or they'd pull out the 2949124941th "yet another example of the dokuro affect π₯ π₯ π " card.
hence why i call it the ultimate calamity literacy test
Truth.
discord decided to automatically set my double tap reaction to π« for some reason lol
good question idk
I see.
my fingers hurt
they should make a keybind for that
I think that would cause more problems
no...
not the keybind I meant the amputation
Ehhhh. Collateral damage 
the collateral damage would be SSO taking even longer
Also if you know @vivid hemlock , is the replacement for living shards supposed to be called Jewels of Life or Perennial Jades? It says the former in the Resources tab and the latter in the Biomes & Structures one
gulp
optrix is nohitting malice like being amputated
specifically eol yes
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk names might have changed or are placeholders but last i saw it was jewels of life
ill fix it
okay my fingers don't hurt anymore yay
awesome
π
now I can go make them hurt again
π
I was practicing piano for the first time in months
Nice.
cool as hell
Oh no kidding...I was right the first time, the official sprite did have that weird forehead dent! I must've been looking at the old versions, because this one was definitely updated
It must be done
is it supposed to be like one big nostril
DoG with that tyler1 head dent
it's not even a head dent, it's a bump
Sso September October 2026 β€οΈβπ©Ή
yes
true, its shaded on teh same side as the tooth gum protrusions
It's a little hard to tell when viewing it from top-down, but you could be right
Still funny though, honestly
other places where you can see the light pointing "up"
though remember to keep in mind the literacy-proofed message in the docs
Oh of course, I just keep going back to wondering why the bump was added in the first place, besides the fact that it marks where the forehead gem on his armor is...or if that's the whole reason-
don't worry, people will still take it out of context
he wears his armor so much he's dented his head
duh
I always knew DoG was squishy π
he's a liquid now
instead of headphone dent he got a gem dent
are the new dog sprites scrapped
This is a scrapped sprite now right?
It's possible
Hpu isn't on the team and other artists would likely not want to finish it
(and the sprite is unfinished)
Dude I never noticed it π
He has egg shaped bump on his forehead
If it's actually a dent from the gem it's hilarious
it's a bump
Yeah it looks more like a bump
But I feel like it makes more sense for it to be a dent? Just shaded weird
I can see both dent and a bump tbh
Either way whatever this is it's pretty funny
New dog resprite
I wonder if he will still be huge
if the sprite is scrapped that is. Would still be interesting to see a huge DoG
Itβs be neat to see dog still be massive like it was teased, I donβt think theyβre going to give up on a size upgrade yet but heβll definitely be smaller than HPUβs sprite
That would probably be for the best lol
i dont think it would be really playable if he really was that big
current dog sure is small but any bigger might not be too enjoyable
doubt making a boss that big would be a good idea but the size really sold the idea that dog is a very powerful being (the hype of all following bosses is derived from lore significance, and dog is less lore involved and spectacle fight would be a good way to make up for it)
yharim worm when
Dog out of any boss would put spectacle over efficiency
he's more visual than anything
i dont think there's much you can do in his fight since he's a worm
Yeah you have him sandwiched between middle postml and the 4 most important lore characters. Only way to make it not be disappointing is make it kill epileptic ppl
4?
i reckon its only 3 so far
yharim (unreleased), scal and dreadon
oh wait, right its yharon
Yharon
literally the reason yharim is yharim
im talking lore wise and future wise
Lore is cool
likely not. he might still be quite big but not nearly as big.... otherwise it can't be that fun to fight 
also a horror to sprite (shudders
I highly doubt huge DoG is an idea thatβs making it all the way to Distortion update
It just isnβt gonna work
doubters need to win every time, believers only need to win once
If anything I'm just interested in seeing what they'd do with big dog
It's just weird how dog was made this big before like fleshed out fight was made
And in the middle of whatβs the modβs biggest ever update
still didn't know why they release the sprite to the public so soon
Like you can theoretically make this big sprite work but it would be very backwards designing process that is restricted by how big he is, instead of more natural processes where the visual design and fight itself are intertwined
It was leaked iirc
So they decided to show it
Hereβs a teaser for something happening 6 years from now
Maybe we donβt actually know
He should be bigger actually i think dog should take notes from that stargod guy
yeah I heard of that but wasn't sure if it's actually the reason
Personally, I'm still voting for man o war DoG
might be true and now they decided to gatekeep Yharon even after many leaks just because of how polarized the DoG sprite was
Man o war is not what i think when i think if gluttonous and egotistical
I am a minority in that probably but I don't want dog to be egotistical or egomaniac
Or to specify, DoG but instead of being a single creature, it's a much smaller entity surrounded by a colony of distortion entities that make up the bulk of its body
isn't that something else
It might be a silly idea, but I'm in love with it nonetheless
I remember hearing this idea for deus
I think DoG should be a worry closer to the actual distortion updateβs development
Kinda, man o wars just gave me the idea for it, since instead of being single organisms, they're colonies of much smaller ones that work together in a system
Especially given whatβs going on with this update
Siphonophore dog
oh siphonophores was what it was
I forgot what dogβs exact lore is but heβs like, technically not actually eating the guys right
He just teleports them
Ohhhh, that's the term for it? I couldn't get a clear answer when trying to look that up
Probably to Noxus
Man o war is the jellyfish like creature that is also colonial but it drifts on the surface of the water
The stuff dog eats βvanishesβ and yeah likely sent to noxus ir the distortion
And siphonophores are long long colonies of organisms that can be longer than the blue whale together
filter feeder dog ..
I think dog can just suck all the essence from his victims as well as physically eat them
Something called devourer does not strike me as a filter feeder
But I think he can just not have a mouth idk
when I left my shoestrings in the washing machine
DoG being just a pawn for Noxus was kinda lame
Giant bug dog tbh
me when i get eaten and subsequently sent to hell
This guyβs being manipulated by this guy whoβs also being manipulated by this bigger guy
I kinda wish dog was the big bad of the distortion
Like some unknown force on the other side
That helped yharim
But for what cost?
Ehhhh- I think he kind of is, since while he still has his own consciousness, he's an extension of what is at least the closest we have to the big bad of the Distortion
I had a design for dog that is very inspired by fanon perception of FRIEND from deltarune as well as it was themed around all the bad lick symbols
Itβll be even funnier if Noxus doesnβt end up being added
noxus never
Idk him being an extension of noxus as well as being such egomaniac just makes him look like a fraud and someone weak
It's just an impression that he leaves
Then Noxus was actually just a minion of the wicked Super Noxus
noxus 2
gar
hello gordon
ch
I don't really understand the Idea dog' spersonalty makes him seem weak to be honest
The idea of a powerful character who's overly arrogant and a victim of their own hubris islike
A fairly common archetype i think
I wouldn't exactly say weak considering how high up he is in the food chain
It's not just personality it's combination of everything
not all egotistical assholes are weak
Him hiding behind his armor him being a pawn of noxus him having gigantic ego
theseus from hades for example
He won't hide in his armor
Not initially anyways
He does so only after he gtoes in butt naked
Heβs an egomaniac but heβs also like actually a big deal
he's an absolute bitch full of himself but he's still tough as shit
But also heβs just a pawn for a bigger evil man
yeah but that doesnt make him weak
If anything
It makes him less cool
I think itβs best if dog is arrogant because heβs actually that guy, but also because heβs so arrogant he doesnβt try 95% of the time because he doesnβt need to
So phase 2 is him going βoh shit this terrarian guy means BUSINESS I gotta stop fucking around and styling on themβ
yharons a fraud because hes weaker than yharim
DoG inherently has no control over his existence
xeroc is a fraud because he's weaker than goku
Though I think this is kind of funny, since with the idea I was bringing up earlier in mind...I feel like this would apply perfectly for that, and in a way, that's kind of by concept- so there might be a difference in priority here
He's a Fuckass Worm that is subservient to a higher power and no matter how powerful he is, his existence ultimately hinges on him being a pawn to someone above him
Xeroc could do NOTHING against Bugs Bunny
Him being so arrogant and brazenly expressing how powerful and superior he is could in of itself be a form of Coping with the fact he is literally a Tool
Bro's a straw
im not sold
dog straw
This isn't saying dog is sympathethic or something btw
He's. not, at all
But every action one does has reasons behind it
new merch: curly dog straw
they should let me put dog in a box and shake him around
That one guy in cmt who said βwhy are we trying to give yharim backstory he shouldnβt be sympatheticβ
he isn't subservient to another, he was granted intelligence by the distortion
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I like him having depth but idk.
he is tho
I don't know where you got that from because it's stated literally nowhere
I thinkkkkk I would have less problems with dog if he wasn't from another dimension
Also he is by definition subservient yeah
draedon lore im pretty sure
To Noxus, that is
Draedon lore simply talks about how several organisms from the distortion operate under a hive mind
Like it's not a bad characterization on itself it's just not something I want to see from a powerful enigmatic force from another realm
Iβm once again gonna bring up giant bug dog, like maybe a bee or antlion
I kinda just like
Do not care about Noxus cause the game doesnβt give you a reason to
That's too
I think that implies the devourer functions similarly
Not necessarily
my stupid straw that i drink god juice with
If anything DoG having such a distinct personality implies the opposite
And on that note, even if he was
That's still subservience
It still means he is ultimately a pawn for something greater
I mean we don't know anything about other distortion organisms
Maybe there's egomaniacs too we just don't see it
Noxus, extremely confused why orange juice is in the distortion
I'm gonna be real i can just confidently say that the implication that Noxus and by proxy his entire fucking Hivemind has the personality of Devourer is goofy as fuck and wouldn't e a thing
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Like it works for Devourer
But Noxus being like that would be uh yeah haha .
Yes it would not be good and would be goofy
Noxus like
Exists i think
I'm just saying we don't have anything in game that implies any way
He doesnβt really do anything
We're just making stuff up as a prediction for how it will go
the greatest potential threat the world has seen in centuries being a shit-talking arrogant prick would be hilarious
true
Noxus is the actual like Cosmic Otherwordly Horror that Threatens Life as We Know it and is Slowly Crawling Its Way Onto The Real World or Whatever i think if i saw him say "A GOD DOES NOT FEAR DEATH!!" and "DONT GET COCKY KID!!" id kill myself
Yeah noxus should have personality of older dog iteration when he was constantly saying kid
i think it would be cool if noxus is like
Because basically the idea of it was that on his own, he'd basically just be an oversized grub that more just exists as a stomach and can't really do a lot but eat, but he has basically all of Noxus' other critters at his disposal, so he builds his own bravado by getting them to make him a new shell
So when you see him (and when anyone does, really), he's this hulking monstrosity of a creature that could tear the continent in two if given the opportunity, but at you beat him down, his armor would break away and you'd get to see that he's just kind of pathetic. Effective with the tools he has available, but weak without them
completely incapable of communicating with you because it's so alien
Itβs like if Genghis Khan had an Xbox live account
Noxus should be written by vivziepop
Maybe it functions similarly to hollow knight with noxus giving the creatures a capability to be sentient instead of a direct hivemind
a FUCKING god does not FUCKing fear death DIPSHIT
Y'know...this weirdly feels right for him
Which would allow for them to have their own personalities while still being a lesser aspect of the distortion
DoG is an absolute monster on the outside but his existence is one that's kind of inevitably pathethic and he has no real way to escape it and i think him being Like That is just self-indulgence
storm weaver should be written by reverse vizviepop
I mean heβs pathetic all right
If his fight is anything to go off
instead of swearing alot he says alot of kind and nice things to you and make sures you are reassured and supported
Dog canβt swear because noxus makes him put segments in the swear jar whenever he does
4kids storm weaver
Weaver that only speaks old English with France words popping out here and there like a fine gentleman
i love you storm weaver
shortened for his crimes
4kids calamity sounds hilarious
Exactly! I guess that's why the concept was so appealing to me, because it feels like it could potentially work for the ideas his whole character invokes


what the Fuck. double true
so true the emoji sent twice
A God does not fear the shadow realm
Donβt worry, everyone evacuated the city before Callie (Calamitas) and Brimstone began fighting! π
DoG but heβs actually just Envy from Full Metal Alchemist
i used to be a weaver hater but then i saw the light
Oh yeah, I didn't even think about that connection! My immediate thought was the villain from Nightmare Before Christmas
i love you storm weaver
if only you felt that way about aureus
I need to draw my interpretation of weaver perhaps
(Also not really the same, but y'know-)
LOOOLLLL
I mean i do still think Aureus design is a bit of an unappealing mess but i think he can be made into something pretty cool ive seen alot of really creative redesigns for it
I'm sure you can like keep the main core elements of the guy,a tleasst the most appealing bits
i've grown too attached to his current design. fucked up but endearing oddly
The crab-like nature
Distortion godly beast that gets into terraria during your playthrough and suddenly the weather changes into something eerie and otherworldly like in wotg when rift covers the sun and fimbulwinter starts
That can also Waave stuff
crab aureus would be rlly funny but we do already have crabulon
Weaver changing the weather around it would go very hard i think
Calamity has like a comical amount of crabs
Aureus Sprite is the classic calamity WhatTheFuckAmILookingAt
crab,amity
collect my crabs
But consider...mech crab
This is how you would look if you were glowing mushroom or astral
we even have other mech crabs. aureus wouldnt even be the first
theres crab everywhere
crab all around
crab mod
Wait what- have I been missing out?
crabs are like the newgen worm
pulse sentinel minion guy
carcinization π₯Ή
arsenal crab
Oh yeah! Then I think we know what this means...
I think triangle just likes crabs
Aureus must be an even bigger pulse sentinel
slab crab.l flak crab
triangle sure does like crabs
Crabs
dies in 3
Let me ride the Aureus to waarrrr!
worms and crabs ..
i mainly just rly like weaver because i think his lore is cool and ive grown endeared to him like a large puppy of some sort
Like i look at weaver and i just think dog
not DoG i should clarify, dog
big worm :)
important distinction
Kind of agreed, it's funny how it's easily the most chill out of every Distortion entity we've seen so far
Weaver is the only worm that can keep mandibles or mandible like structures but only if they look like lightning bolts
It just wants to eat birds

Is there a public roadmap?
I still kinda like my older idea when those were his harpoon horns that he can shoot out like king vulture from rain world
blehh
Mandibles he can stretch out and they look like big lightning bolts when he does so
oh this would be really cool
Not a strict one, though the future content doc mentions a lot of the stuff you can expect to see in the future
tofu ,. u
make plant
u were supposed to yesterday tofu the cultist doodles
abducts you
im busy draiqng my worm
we need to trim the fucking crab population in Calamity Mod
my worm :)
I think there used to be a more strict roadmap, but the devs realized over time that they probably weren't going to stick to it, so now there's just a general idea of updates they'll do in whatever order works
the Calamity Mod crab situation is insane
Itβs not a roadmap per se
seriously tho trying to take a bit of a break from mines. been doing timeless stuff and then trying to start on roy assets was hell
trying to doodle some misc b4 i get back into work
mine... the fish...
fishmines
Oh damn, I keep forgetting that you're a dev now! That's sick
cal abducting me fr im gonna have to start doing sprites π₯π₯π₯π₯
Deus around the neck
sorry cheese im forsaking roy
little ozzatron on your shoulder vs the little cheese on your shoulder
hire me for roy
LOL YEAH
garbo make my assets
i can be the mascot
:D
thank you :)
You'd never get this from an Ozzatron on your shoulder
ozzatron's getting this from a mini me on his shoulder
the ozzatron on your shoulder will just tell you to. idk nerf crates or whatever calsub is having a panic attack over currently
i just work here
What is his lore anyways
me im guevara
I just know him as sky worm
Don't super like the design itself except for the harpoons
hi guevara
Which has a smaller Garbo on its shoulder, because Garbo couldn't get any bigger
I don't actually know if its public tbh i vaguely remember it being t alked about somewhere but it mightve been an evil accidental leak so
but hes uhh dog
pet him
che guevara in Calamity Discord π€―
Ooohhh nice

Holy shit is that
the aerialite armor is a neat touch which i still really like 
Loses a bit of the cuteness getting there, but I love it
The aerialite armor is a cool touch yeah
The idea was that he can change the lighting around him and turn all the aerialite blue, and in general make everything very neon looking
Like tamatoa
Does in his song
OOOH- okay, I love that
Like, weaver gathers all the clouds and makes everything dark, turns black, aerialite turns blue and everything is supercharged and stuff
And his fight is super fast paced and precise, weaver is as quick as a lightning for some attacks
Honestly makes me think of Duke Fishron's third phase, but conceptually a lot more fun and terrifying!
Weaver's fight ideally should feel like one of the highest octane ones tbh i think
Like a huge part of this guys identity is how insanely fast he is
Literally a living lightning bolt
he should be moving around like super ultra usain bolt
give him the ultrakill treatment

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they will use something larger than current dog, but very likely not something as gargantuan as heart's dog
Weaver with minos dashes
Nice
Very Cool
Holy shit it just hit me
1.4.5 had been in development for 3 years now
Maybe the SSO wait isn't that bad after all
both are bad
Meh, for me personally long development times do not impact my day-to-day life.
^
we've all seen the disasters that are Cyberpunk on launch and STALKER.
all because of what? because of rushing
Stalker had always been like that is the difference
The old games are almost the same buggy mess today as they were on release
Cyberpunk is true
yeah but then we get stalker 2 that's supposed to be this great come back from CGS and it's ANOTHER buggy mess
All the years spent were on adverts just to make the actual game in like a year or something
And you saw what it turned into
least they were able to crawl out with updates
Folks who get frustrated over long development times without consideration for the developers' well being can be safely filtered out and ignored tbh.
Still far from the redemption nms had imo
The anime is awesome though
sorry, haven't played it either on release nor recently
only heard that it was quite literally no-manned
wonder if... that Bethesda space rpg managed to get it even worse
And this same sort of behavior is why so many mod developers in this neck of the woods are chased away π
But anyways.
sso in the near future
True.
Bethesda is never crawling out of the mud hole they fell into
They rely on modders so hard to fix their games they're Lowkey not even trying anymore
Tes 6 will be a disaster I can feel it
"Here's a new Fallout 4 update that includes:
mods from our community
π¦
Thanks for buying our game again!"
I mean, yeah.
I saw the writing on the wall years ago. Which is why I will never buy let alone play a Bethesda game ever again.
Patch notes: added 500 new bugs
okay maybe let's move the game talk to media
Their own fans are partially at fault of what Bethesda has become because of just how attached they are
Todd could release a base plate with like 3 models and modding scene would still manage to make a game out of it for them
True
T H I S
but yeah. Not the appropriate channel.
i heard there is a window release for 1.4.5
either mid december this month
or end of january
doesnt change the fact that it's been three years
true
God I hope so
so... investors?
chippy said that
It's been so long since I've lost my crossover update to this monster, to the man behind the qol things....
? Elaborate.
genuinely though no shade thrown at Red and the team, I hope the update would deliver
games usually get rushed because investors poured their precious money in it and then it gets delayed and then they get mad because of it and so devs have to rush things
2 plus 2 is 4, minus 1 that's 3 quick maths
i think like, investors/stockholder of big ass publishers who take care and put work on devs are the one rush the developers the most
yeah the gamers partly take the blame but that only apply to really well-known series/publisher/dev and when the game has a kind of toxic community
Yeah. Both of those things are correct.
I always kind of just get ircked out when I see the 1000th comment of "where (x), I've been waiting for 5 years straight!!!11!"
Gives me the impression that they have nothing else going on π
i mean it's partly because they announce it
gotta be real i have been waiting for katana zero DLC for like
6 years
0-0
the hope now has become despair that only live temporary when a new trailer is dropped
announcement usually will instill some kind of expectation in them, hell, even just a kind of fake but carefully crafted news or kind of wrongly interpreted statement can do the same
looking at half-line 3 thing recently
Maybe it's just me then. I don't really get that upset over long development times. Probably because I don't follow hype cycles closely.
Like yeah, I'm pretty excited for SSO but I'm not like, thinking about and/or asking when it's going to drop every other day. I have plenty of other things to be thinking about that are far more important.
fr
it's kind of a let down if a game constantly getting pushed back
Nah I get it.
i don't really mind it, so long the final product is really good
Being disappointed an all, that is.
but even if pushed back but still kind of bad, that's a hell nah
Yyyyyeah
that's why you should never make promises and set release dates 
True.
i believe sso wasnt announced on tga cuz mega man took up all the space
fuck mega man
there must be a reason make a release day, that being, money.
for a somewhat passion project like calamity or terraria at this point
basically release or not, only a few more money get, and being a passion project you'd want to polish the fuck out of the final product
but if it's a new game, and the trailer make it looks really damn good, rush it and hoping people will pour money in to help it break even and then profit off it, patch it later is a valid strategy, from an investor stand point
to be fair release as v0.8 instead of v1.0 is also a valid strategy, basically those who buy/pre order at day 1 are pay-to-bug test
early access is a thing not for no reason
(no Tarkov, it's not to milk your audience for 8 years so they could buy the game again on Steam)
YDDHEJSB YEESSS
oh my god
votes only last a day the bigger issue is no one remembers to act on them
instead of cst its now cup
ah
loud incorrect buzzer
it's cut now
don't get too close, might get
O
ahem
Cut
yeah that
oh my god they actually changed the name
WHAT
this foreshadows the fact that the update in question is releasing tomorrow!!!!
Extremely Loud Incorrect Buzzer.
Ozzatron is typing in #mod-announcements π
it has nothing to do with it
always tomorrow
if we say it every day it WILL come true
*you say are your being dragged into a white room.
sso tomorrow.
if statement is false, read it again
no because it's just annoying
calamity update meeting
it feels like you guys have nothing good to do but post sso tomorrow all day
all just to be disappointed that it didn't drop
^
unsurprisingly at that
i think i should nuke image perms in this channel for white names.........
this is THE END of calamity (spoiler talk)
no
Go outside. Get married. Have kids. Die.

no

holy shit my revengeance role won't be useless for once
calamity discord showing its true toxic nature π
you dont want to see me in my flowkenche (flow + lowkey + genuinely + niche) state....
tragic
i beat u with 1 finger
im an op glover bub.
no
what the fuck is gloving
boxing glove
is this sso
together we are sso
π no..............................
if we combine our powers we can become raw unfiltered calamity
calamity update talk should have a moderation
let's call it.... calamity update moderation
oh i get it its lik
cum

very clever
thanks

not you.
I hate this channel.
/j
This king clam guy is very har
I hate this channel /srs
ermmm how do you deal with giant clam
you guys should get real and serious
har
epic emb
If you spam X and left shift he get stunlocked
mario so retro gif with impact frames
what if we killed every calamity player until only one remained
id win
the last one standing gets to play sso
they dont get to play the SSO part of sso
fabsol is not a calamity player what are you talking about
whos this fabsol guy you're talking about
who the hell is fabsol
I mean
Nothing's stopping him from downloading tMod and playing it
Not like he got banned from it 
I personally have issued a ban on him to never play Calamity, you can thank me later
theres a bomb inside his chest thats rigged to blow up if he ever boots up tmod
suction cup man 5 before sso
Heat death of the universe before sso
so thats what that command prompt does
cuphead and mugman
new megaman before sso
megaman drops january 7th
ok youre stretching
calamity update talk confirmed
stop laughing

spoiler talk will return tomorrow

the lobbying worked 
wait this channel was renamed
meowlamity update talk
wires

This is revolutionary they changed the channel name
Well at least we won't see messages like "It's so sad how ||Calamitas dies||"
It's so sad how Calamitas died of Ligma
yup ligma
who tf is steve jobs
what a calamity
Calamity-sso-talk
new spoilers?
When was this chat renamed
Not even 2 hours ago
and why
Put some thought into it
no im too dumb for it
IT WAS RENAMED HALLELUJAH
NO MORE "I finally beat exo mechs" or whatever
, and



