#calamity-update-talk
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did i miss some story
noxus is a calamity mod character that is not in the mod yet
How big is the team???
wotg bosses are nameless deity and avatar of emptiness
my guess for possible updates (excluding minor, non-content updates) are:
SSO P2 (~6 months post SSO 1) -> BCO (~8 months) -> Sulphurous sea/Acid rain (~8 months) -> Plague/Jungle (5+ months) -> Astral (less than a year ig) -> Abyss (±1 year) -> Distortion Update (1.8 year +) -> Yharim (approx. 1.5 year ±) -> unknown but probably Noxus & Xeroc (blank)
most of them was my guess because im completely clueless
Noxus was removed because he conflicted with future official lore (and was mid)
They were loosely inspired by versions of Xeroc/Noxus from the mod's past story before it got rewritten but that's the extent of the connection
Actually yeah
Post SSO updates will be way faster
SSO is likely gonna remain as the largest update of all time for a long while if not forever from what we've heard
isnt SSO just a rework?
All old lore in WotG was removed
so big it got split into 2 parts which i dont think happened to any other update
I feel like 6 months for pt after sso 1 is generous, unless they release smaller updates on a slightly shorter timeframe
Yeah! The Calamity Mod Rework at this point 😭
I forgot
in theory
in practice there are 760 changelogs currently public
Massive overhaul of the sunken sea and its content as well as a bunch of things outside of it including revengence and death mode ai changes
- First post-fabdeath update and the first "true" modernization update for Calamity. Has to do a ton of heavy lifting to set the framework for future updates aswell as set the bar fo the mod's new quality standard
- Was scope crept to death due to conflict caused by Fabsol Existing and developers not being able to work on what they actually wanted to work on, thus ending up just, making other things
- Introduces several new mechanics not present in the mod before
- I am Amidias and i am the King of the Sunken Sea
Amidias
760
760 and still not all of them !
yeaaah, i have no idea what could possibly be added aside from crabulon rework and other stuff so it's rather going to be a small update
Lets aim for 1000!
yeah no thats just the ones big enough that they were deemed important enough to go onto the list
Crabulon rework, hardmode sunken sea content, elder basilisk i think?
I’ve been saying this update is the modernization/reworking fabsols poor game design update
And maybe undead gauntlet?
Crabulon will be turned into a lobster, sorry guys
Some miscellaneous stuff like the mushroom crab enemies byeah
Sso or 2 is the foundation for the sunken sea so pt will build on that and I believe add hard mode content to finalize it
amidias fight would go hard
duke lobsteron
Where’s my prawnulon
You're mean indeed
me when my soul gets stolen by a fuckass clam
SSO part 1 should be Cal's final biggest and longest update to ever release
terrarian please retrieve my soul it is rather uncomfortable to not have one
please terrarian i am in great pain
Cniderion and clam are getting proper miniboss overhauls
Michael don’t leave me here!!
Ohhh i see, hardmode sunken sea sounds cool, the basilisk miniboss is also a nice addition
amidias is stronger than calamitas
especially when Cal is getting a content director to help organizing stuff
King clam would like not exist if fabsol was still on the team btw
hi azzy :3
hihihihihihihiihihihihih!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nobody can convince me he is not
be so fr throudon
sunken sea overhaul would not exist if fabsol was still on the team

would I exist if Fab was still on the team?
hiiiiii troodnid
Fabsol gone to oblivion was best for the world as a whole
i saw what he had made for noxus it would have been horrible
probably not
No he would’ve killed you to death
who is fabsol
😨
elder basilisk is technicaly not an addition
We don’t talk about bruno no no no
Since it's the great sand shart replacement
Is this ragebait
Still it's cool tho
reworked, renamed, resprited, replaced
I haven’t heard of this yet, sounds sick as hell
i genuinely dont know im new to the calamity community
Fabsol was the ... founder? Of calamity mod. Except he was like absolutely fucking horrible in every way possible
Desert lizard boss guy 2
Hopefully just like old Duke in the future
He was a shitty lead developer who was actively making the mod Worse
also, who tf changed master death prime in bountiful harvest to that ugly one with 2 heads who spawned other mechs? Was that fabsols work or smth???
He was also hella freaky
oh… i see
I think so
yes
nobody else worked on master mode
yes
every boss fight was fabsol
All master mode changes were his magnum opus
everything in master is completely and solely fabsol
and that's why calamity's bosses are notably uh Like That
Can’t wait for actually engaging fights
Wrong! 10 billion random projectiles go!
parmiigianoregiano
Even the ones that look more impressive kind of only do because VFX artists that are actually talented carry
pretty, reminds me of siphonophores
If you take away all the smoke and mirrors you realize they're actualy Retinazer AI
no! hive mind! the one boss fabsol didnt code the ai for! and maybe guardians i dont know!
nuclearchaosazathoth
i mean calamitas was fun
Makes perfect sense for him 🥀 glad he's not on the team anymore if he were to break even more stuff in the game
Yharon is red fishron
Hive mind was originally made by XYK i think...?
But then
y'know
fabsol struck
Duke fishron ai son or retinazer ai daughter
Hive Mind was Terry, but the original code got absolutely blasted by Fab
no hive mind i thought was from one of the fargos devs
corite ai child
This update is trying to balance actually releasing the update before the heat death of the universe while still making the mod no longer be mid
Sso will make the worm bosses actually fun trust
I mean
it is reworking one worm boss
and
two actually.
Helping dog to stand
another worm boss!!! and another one!!!!!
anyways that made me realize that the two best bosses in jthe mod will be worm bosses
and one more for the count!!!!!!!
that's crazy
DoG is the most insane case of AI amalgamation
Not really tbh
only fitting for the nightmare
Deus is the middle child who will be forgotten until astral biome gets a small refresh
that's resorted for Signus
Not defending DoG's ai frankensteinization but like
Have you seen Signus.
and Dragonfolly.
He’s so bad that SSO is giving him a temporary rework
We are the astral brothers please feed us
Signus is 3 enemies stuck together with tape
He’s been so bad for so long
And i believe none of them are even bosses
Like Signus litearlly has fucking. Corite AI
Fighter ai yharim
yes. corites. the stupid fucking meteor guys from solar pillar
Enchanted sword ai
am i the only one who hates the astrum auraeus fight
DoG is worse because he’s supposed have insane aura
dog got the rework because fab got rid of like the one part of the fight that made it interesting and or fun
Yharim should have bat ai
Fab made him even worse in dev version, and considering he's the face of the mod a temporary rework needed to be done asap
No alot of people do
Signus and Folly can wait
Bumble bird miniboss fight please
Bumble bird was shot dead in the Bronx
DoG is the face of calamity? i thought that was calamitus, seeing her fight is what got me to install the mod
DoG is kind of the most well known boss in the mod
no no dog is the quintessential calamity boss
Isn’t folly planned to be helped with a small refresh in the future until it theoretically gets placed in phm?
Partially due to how popular his theme is
Universal collapse carried
no
Thank you dokuro and cave story
i mean it is a really good theme so i get why
throudonid
Folly tier shift is true and real
DoG is Calamity, the boss
Is it just gonna get tossed in phm with a rework or has that retier been scrapped?
well except that dark heart is angry nimbus ai and then fab made it skeletron prime ai
The retier is gonna happen
It's just that i dunno where you heard the temporary rework thing from
Out of anything and this I’m most excited for Evil2 rework
Two queen bee fights in phm yuppeee!!!
And the distortion I guess
Wow they’re adding pbg to phm true
They're gonna make a tier shift without reworking the boss 😭 😭
she doesnt think 😔
Mothron is queen be lite imo
Bandaid that shit until they get around to the rework
No it’s literally mothron
EoL is QB+ cause she has dashes
Until they rework it
Oh…
Exact copy
no when it gets moved its getting reworked
I see
When the retier happens, the overhaul will also happens
I wonder what the aerie is gonna look like
So Folly and Evil 2 will be overhauled and retiered in the same update
Just give folly current hive mind ai
Some kind of calamity overhaul....
evil2 tier shift is very exciting y ea
With the rain dash and circular dash
whats going to happen to dragonfollys drops when she gets retiered?
if you've ever done boss rush you know why stat changes arent enough to make a boss from post moon lord fit into pre hardmode and vice versa
Skeletron Prime Dark Heart
Retiered
and the ads
Alot of possibilities ¯_(ツ)_/¯
and the rapid vile spit spam while doing literally anything
don't forget that part
they’re way too cool looking for phm though
They can make phm gear really exciting
Folly could be given new loot and the functionality of the current gear can be moved elsewhere, per example
Also
This is kind of a random thing, but this made me think of how frustrated I was reading comments from people blaming the dev team as a whole for SSO being as delayed as it is, because like...a large part of why just seems to be Fabsol fuckery
It'd be like being upset about stuff at your nearest Walmart being price-bloated to hell and blaming the cashiers
oh no . yellow and red book
Alternatively it can just be kept as is and retiered, reworekd and rebalanced
Literally just a birb
Rouge wave isn’t that cool atm
Evil2 will have insane aura post rework
swordsplosion
Projectile belch
presumably 2.1 gilded proboscis will end up being a post-evils weapon, so yeah
gilded proboscis
i like how it looks
I'm very excited for the evil2 rework because my god their current designs are so dogshit
I assumed that one would stay as pml
2 of those won't be related to Folly
its a pretty sword
Yes its noxus
They're separating from the boss
idk i kinda like the flesh broccoli
Yet from the little we know of their redesigns they seem extremely promising
Idk why I have a feeling they might get small changes to their themes?

Not really
Possible
A phase 2 theme or something is possible though
what
I'm very excited because that means two new post ml bosses
Honestly any boss redesigns will make them infinitely more promising than they are now
The spider lookin perfs from cal fargos dlc was peam
are you talking about that one thing in the crimson that slaughters you because you kill the hole in the ground out of curiosity
Y'know, for some reason, I keep mistakenly thinking you're on the dev team
I’d hope for that
Probably not
She is literally calamitas tbf
Finally great placement they've fully deserved
an unfortunately large amount of people who play this game would nearly murder calamity devs for removing any dokuro music to any extent for any reason
outside of EMERGENCY‼️ EMERGENCY‼️ THIS SONG PHYSICALLY DOES NOT WORK HERE ANYMORE‼️ the music is probably not being changed
Like the very concept for their redesign is just metal as hell
Deformed corpses of deities, crudely put together and trying to return to their former glory
One symbolizing psychological horror, manipulation, and religious dogma
Another symbolizing body horror, violence and brutality
And then you compare it to what they are rn and its
Isn’t heartsupplus doing something with the dog theme or was that a one off rendition for a sneak?
purple BoC and the Evil Broccoli
hpu isn't on the team anymore
she retired
and DoG isn't getting it's theme changed ever, i can say that much
It'd be the worst possible idea of all time to do so
What
alright
Never heard of
I love the symbolism behind them
Reminded me of an insane fact
would you like vanilla boss again or would you like undefined shape that spawns vanilla boss again
Changing the mod's soundtrack when it's like, THE biggest selling point of the mod and singlehandedly the main reason it even became popular is already e xtremely iffy
Changing th eliteral most popular song in the entire mod si just
and the only thing this emergency applies to in current is cv signus and weaver because their theme was never made to be an actual boss theme
Exomechs theme does not exist yet
Genuinely the worst possible decision that Can be made
Honestly, I'm someone that would love to see it remixed, like still having it be something new while keeping the heart of the original...but I can imagine that a lot of people wouldn't agree
Wait is giant dog scrapped since heart left or is it still happening
someone should make a mod after the redesign to make it so when you summon both at the same time somehow they spawn a merged version for hard mode
Later
i think its still gonna be a thing
Still alive
They should add HUNTR/X to calamity
I don't think we have gotten any statements on that yet
I believe it's up in the air
don't quote me on that though
Wait are dokuro's songs getting replaced????
i ain't a dev
no
No i'm saying the opposite of that
can we have this except the result of the merger is literally just straghess from nightreign
That's great actually
It's best to leave them be
Would instantly kill the mod
Aaaa, I see
Replacing any of Dokuro's songs is already extremely questionable and would need massive justification
Well it's unfinished soooo
Who knows
Replacing Devourer's theme is
not outside of like one potential replacement (sentinel themes)
It's just No
Idk if anyone on the art team would prefer to finish hpu dog instead of just making a new design
why would they, what reason could be
Dokuro laid the groundwork for the atmosphere of the fights and honestly I think some music touch ups would be nice to go with some fight reworks, not huge changes but maybe something
Also I don't think there's a solid consensus on that yet, but the devs I've seen talking about that have been saying that they'd want it to be a bit smaller, and that the specific sprite is probably going to be changed
I know there's enough dissatisfaction with the sprite in the dev team to warrant it being replaced if that consensus is reached tbh
This yeah
sentinel themes are the only songs in the ost that the case can be made to remove them
It's a unfinished sprite, hpu isn't on the team anymore
personally i think a lot of the dokuro tracks are supremely unfitting to the idea of the boss
Ye ye! That's what I was thinking too, since they're still plenty good, but I'd love to hear modernized versions of them like some of CD's songs
and other artists have already voiced their opinion on the design which generally boils down to them having some big critiques on it alot of the time
So frankly
Wouldn't be surprised if it was scrapped
Yeah, which ones do you have in mind?
I trust Tobias
Tobias has goated creature design
The calamity mod team forever cursed to keep respriting worm bosses
wait is dog unfinished in sprite?
Cheese can you be melted
His naked sprite isn't finished I believe
11 millionth resprite is in the works
looks fine to me
Un🐟
Thanks for the answer
well it was never fished in the first place so unfished works too
It escaped from the fish mines
There literally is no spritework done for the body or tail of phase 2
It's just th ehead
I thinkkk the p2 armored sprite was finished but then hpu changed it a bit and idk if it's finished. And p1 is just unfinished
Dog deserves better than fine
the idea of polter is that it's a convulsing mass of souls formed from countless bodies thrown in the dungeon to rot, raging endlessly against the tyrant who created it
and polter's theme is... progressive rock?
It’s it’s not divine it’s not fine
Actually, did phase 1 ever have a tail if you know?
I don't think
I always wondered what that was going to look like
Dokuro's songs sometimes don't really fit the bosses as well as they could because they were made with a entirely different idea than what they are nowadays in mind
p2 is/was done, unarmored i think heart was starting to work on but never finished
And for its concepted possessed armor resprite it definitely won’t fit
if i were to do a polter theme it would be more like uhh
Adel, Baron of Night, perhaps
Elden Ring theme
The world if armor wasn't a major part of dog's presentation
Tbh i think armor can work it's just
Fire and brimstone
Part of his aura and lore
Go my metal pipe
Yes!
John Arrogance and Hubris
And you give him like
Generic Worm With Armor Design Numero Five Hundred
Good point honestly
I've seen a lot of people say his armor is too flashy, but I don't think it's nearly flashy enough
You could do so much more to communicate his vanity, arrogance and pride through his design
I feel like if dog is so arrogant he wouldn’t want armor
If he relies on armor to have aura he's a fraud
hpu is very good at spritework but design work is not her strong suit i think
I hate him being a fraud it's lame as hell
The lore of Draedon being responsible for most boss fights
That's one area where I prefer Iban's old concept, considering it looks more...ceremonial while still looking functional and dangerous
If only ibans design for dog went thru.....
Fables
The deep sea looking wyrm?
I wouldn't really full on call DoG a fraud if we're being serious
He's just full of himself
Ye ye, the frilly one
Why did he pull it from the mod again or why was it scrapped
He's not a punching bag
Why is Draedon more of an antagonist than yharim
He's just a Victim of his own Hubris
22 bullet
Remind me?
i think aquatic scourge needs a redesign
He himself left the team, and most (if not all) of his concepts came with him
I think dog not having any armor at all would be a lot more aurafull
Maybe like, slightly decorative armor
Ah
it will get one
Nothing practical
DoG just claims a few things he cant do as his (like cv)
The guys still among the strongest things on the planet
I was so excited for that concept for the dog too
unless stated otherwise, every boss probably will
22 devs left because fabsol fuckery, anything not in the mod at that point of his was pulled
I think it's gonna get one with the Acid Rain changes, which I'm excited to see
berefit vassal would also benefit
thank goodness
some of them need it
He is a powerful creature from another dimension I think him hiding behind the armor is lame lame lame
desperately
I wonder if they have any reason to come back now that Fabsol is dead in the mud
Everything in pre-SSO calamity will eventually be reworked
they have their own mod to work on
I mean isn't the idea for the fight that he
Literally fights you without the armor
Makes sense
But then you actually beat his ass and he's like oh shit i underestimated this guy and puts on armor
Also honestly, I can't think of a boss that's not inevitably going to be resprited except for like...Calamitas, the Exos, and maybe PBG
The Armor was canonically made by Draedon
I don't think there's any reason for scal to be resprited yea
SCal, Clone is definitely getting redesigned in the future
Old ass sprite
i am aware of that and i am not sure how that is relevant
leviathan and probably providence just because of size shenanigans
leviathan and providence are like "if someone REALLY wants to but i dont think anyone does right now"
Resprites scal to be 
Oh right, I forget about them sometimes
But you're right...maybe Providence too, for the same reason
It’s his tie to yharim which is allegedly the main antagonist of the calamity
Already an addon for that
She beeg
Omw to resprite leviathan out of pure spite because her design is silly and I don't vibe with it
I am aware of that and i am not sure how that is relevant ^ 2
isnt calamitas one of those that dont need any respriting?
Adds to his aura
The clone does
Yharim has aura
scal is getting resprited, she’s being turned gray again
The mod is in development, lore can be changed to fit better
Yharon resprite will
Come after Yharim is added and the mod is finished
Make levi into ultrakill levi and turn into worm boss

Not saying it will or won't
Yeah, SCal and Exos are the main ones since they're already pretty modernized
I don't even know why that was broguht up
If anything, they're kind of the standard for modern sprites
It has literally nothing to do with what i was saying whatsoever
Already happened
Just like, it's not an argument that the lore of this thing is something when it can easily be changed
Recent patch
Like fighting a key part of the villains gang type stuff
I wouldn't say easily
i like levi being a mosasaurus but i haven't had any other ideas
have you had any
Changing lore isn't as easy as people make it sound
It depends alot on what exactly it is
Eugh, tell me about it
Minor details and dettached concepts yeah
plus Levi and prov for being enormous in size
like even iban was like yeah no i hope people dont try to resprite this again because it fucking sucked for levi
That's generally not had to change
Kraken-esque would be neat
But pretty big things are.. yeah not really easy
no we have way too many krakens in media as a whole
is the lorde going to get buffed to be stronger than yharim
Levi is good enough
People greatly underestimate how hard it is to write a cohesive story
a big sea creature can be a lot of things
Also yeah please not kraken levi come on
That's liek
literally the most boring option 😭
This is ragebait
Charybdis levi
sea sponge leviathan
Turn Levi into giant plesiosaur
Specially when we already have a few other squid monsters
(idk
Honestly yeah, for as awkward as she looks in gameplay, her design right now is actually pretty solid
levi already looks great though
Sea bunny leviathan
turn levi into a worm
honestly i liked the slight pink 😔….
so that reason as well
Just make leviathan absorb all water on your world and then attack you with it
Nudibranch levi
it's funny that i keep bringing up nightreign as an example, but consider Maris, which is a cnidarian
Would be fire asf
Never forget my seaslug aquatic scourge
we already have cnidarian its an active summon weapon 💔
Don't forget or I'll break your knees
Cnidrion?
Idk what that is
I think you just like Elden ring too much
Say goodbye to your knees
Ts is not a cnidarian
waiter!!! waiter!!! eighty billion more worm bosses please!!!
how much is too much
Did i forget or just never see it
Isn't it fucked up how Cnidrion is named after Cnidarians yet has nothing to do with Cnidarians
That'sd fucked up
He is not a jellyfish in any way, shape, or form
and how then theres also cnidarian as its own thing
He's stupid but I like him still
I’m begging for it to be just a box jelly in sso
eater of old dulkes
slug
Also the current sprite is literally unfinished
BLOODWORM MENTIONED
Wait what- huh, why's it called Cnidrion again?
I didn't know what those were, so I expected them to at least be close to seahorses, but nope
I HATE CNIDRION SO MUCH it kept killing me the instant i set foot in a desert before i actually get geared
the "natural predator of old duke" bit is still so funny
Because whoever named it 20 years ago thought it sounded cool probably
when will aquatic scourge get a resprite to be similar to the new desert scourge sprite…
or is “scourge” just a class of organisms defined on being long and thin, like how leviathan class organisms are aquatic giants that dwarf most other life except fellow leviathan class organisms
It hunts baby old guys
aquatic scourge will get a redesign to be more in line with DS eventually
Just not now
Species of OP racist grandpas
Always bet on frog aquatic scourge
for context for others
Cnidaria is the phylum containing jellies, corals, anemones, and hydras
Dammit Fabsol
Groal
Real
I thought it was gonna branch off after the newest Ds resprite
wdym by "branch off"
make my goat into a thing i’d willingly crush by stepping on….
it would be really funny if they made cnidrion look like this even in phm
Probably reworked with the rest of the sulfur sea/acid rain
yea
become a different thing, not similar species
nah its still a related species
You aint throudon
it'll still look distinct though
I eagerly await the day when they finally kill old duke
Yk groal is so sad because he lived in the bilewaters before it was biled, and he now has bile based attacks himself. It's like, if you were living in a house that got hit by radiation and now you have radiation based attacks yourself
You can make designs that evoke organisms that are related while also being clearly very different

look at like
barioth and nargacuga monster hunter
they're closely related and have alot of traits that they share but are also like
nothing alike
one fishron clone for you good sir
Take unc off life support
they wont
FISH OF THESEUS!!!!!
he got a theme from dokuro he isn’t being killed off
he's just being dissasembled in 500 pieces and rebuilt as something else entirely instead
fish of theseus is functionally killing old duke and that's what matters
I wonder what a good real life equivalent would be...maybe different turtles?
Alternatively, rathalos and Rathian
he won't be a pig, or a fish, or a fishron
Ship of theseusd so kinda is
i think that is like
old duke feels so out of place in post moon lord
Yeep
rathians are just female
Pre hm old duke
Post xeroc old puke
Where’s my sexual dimorphism in calamity
Post yharim acid squid
post yharim squid
Most bosses will inevitably be reworked in the future, and Old Duke itself is basically getting stripped of everything except the base concept
We don't talk about that.
yeah old duke is gonna keep the racist old sulphur sea dragon part and uh
Scrap everything else
reborn as a lotus flower
i can’t wait for an addon that re-adds old duke and makes him the greatest super boss to ever grace the planet after he’s replaced….
As a nudibranch
won't even be associated with duke fishron anymore afaik
i cant wait for eighty billion bosses to be reworked into phm
its losing its base concept because its base concept is old duke fishron
I FORGOT ABOUT THE OLD DUKE GLOW UP
clam mod tea
In lore, I should say
speaking of rework is crabulon ever going to get boosted up? he does NOT fit in pre hardmode imo
The unarguably best part of old duke is the music and the fucking lore out of all things
does not fit in pre hardmode
Or wait- nah, it was also an old ass fish in the lore
Brother. that is a crab with mushrooms on it
i think crabulon is the single most pre hardmode boss in the entire mod
Its a mushroom crab fym not fit pre hardmode

its a very cool crab with mushrooms on it
Yeah what
dont be mean to my boy
He's getting reworked
yeah no crab is inherently pre hardmode
but he'll remain in pre hardmode
so, is the hpu dog getting scrapped and replaced with a different design or is it just getting some slight tweaks and improvements?
unknown
Who knows
No body nose
¯_(ツ)_/¯
No worries, the infected crab stocks get boosted a bit by Astrum Aure-
...nevermind
Yharim getting his shit rocked after meeting shoebill from real life (he seemed like a threat to shoebills territory)
slime god definitely doesnt fit in phm though, especially since queen slime is a hm boss
Artists on the team have already expressed dissatisfication with the design, the sprite is unfinished, HPU isn't on the team to finish it anymore
please don’t have it be entirely scrapped please dot. have it be entirely scrapped please don’t have it be entirely scrapped
great news
Old duke as an old man who uses a dragon corpse as a dracolich
I hate Discord mobile so fucking much
Seems like it'd be more of a struggle to finish it than to just make a new one :p
can't send any messages
Well then, it seems we gotta wait and see
🤷♂️
true .
i have a spear in my room and i am not afraid to do something with it if dog's design stays
Why
Slime god is now a slug, too
...it's made of pvc, but yeah
no its probably gonna get retiered
The triangular old duke lore
The earthly type
That one's good
Never forget OG Astrageldon
Manifests its scrappening
In the (admittedly slapdash) lore, Queen Slime's core is supposed to be Slime God after creating her and getting crystalized, but yeah, it's most likely getting bumped up in the tiers
actually that statement kinda sucked, i should sleep
it’d be better for it to be scrapped im ngl
so are we gonna see sso update billboards across every city?
it looks so cool…. and i want a massive dog….
and paid movie advertisements
Horrendous boss
Triangular old duke lore single handedly elevates old duke from the most nothingburger boss ever with no relevance whatsoever to an actually very interesting character with alot of potential
My goat
The design can get scrapped without dog being shrunk
But in the end I hope it's not going to waste because the work is absolutely STUNNING and I'm worried another dog might've been a downgrade in quality but maybe it's just my fear knowing there are so many talented ppl out there 😔
true
bigger makes it 10x harder to work with and the design is just purple worm
I mean, it's probably also going to be shrunk, but it's in discussion
He is the goat not because he is good but because he is astrageldon
that is way too crazy of lore for queen slime of all bosses, im sure that will get scrapped
"purple worm" could be a lot of things, but dog's designs are a very specific breed of generic
if that makes sense
lowk i can't imagine a dog fight that isn't ram dash 24/7 anymore 😭
It was basically a bandaid fix
the issue is not the size the issue is the fact that hpu just isnt that great with design work
If slime god's tier shift happens it will (gladly) be scrapped
The problem is that
i do NOT wanna have to play on legendary mode or infernum to have a DoG that isn’t tiny….
Slime god already existed in calamity
That’s vanilla terraria lore
How much can I get away with posting my art in this channel
Queen slime was added after
will they rework blushie staff it looks like it’s from 2016
..no its not
its. its calamity lore
queen slime. being slime god. the calamity character. is calamity lore
Hopefully indefinitely, this is beautiful
does purple plated worm help
this is just leaked concept art wdym
my guy infernum dog would be smaller anyways it uses its own override sprite
because it’s been the exact same design in different fonts for years now lmao
it's 5 am i'm getting too irritable 😭 😭
slime god also is just generally hideous i cant wait for a rework
glucnh
glunch
look at what they did to yharon, that’s a massive fucking upgrade
dog is… 128p to 1080p
design wise
yea its hd 1080p
i understand that, but it’s still larger than what we have now
Vanilla SG true
It’s the same as vanilla just with king slime instead of slime god
Do not play DST while irritated
what can we expect with the new deerclops superboss rework 🤔
no its
its really not
its not at all
vanilla has No Lore for king and queen slime beyond just
big slime. one
Wait no
Vanilla lore doesn't exist wake up
what is brother on about….
We both wrong
no you're wrong
It's up to your interpretation because you are the player in a sandbox game

just you
try "flat abstract nonsensical neon spiky big-jawed gemmed metal laser worm"
dude i'm getting way too evil
It just gives you elements to work with
sleep deprivation be damned
You can interpret them any way you want
vanilla lore is shit red thought of when taking a midnight shower
evil cheese
Queen slime is the remains of king slime after absorbing the hallow’s energy
yet its peak.
iimma head out
this is an absurdly specific and lame template yet followed by like every tmod worm ever
Nini chee
yeah that’s true
Terraria lore is
goodbye 
this is like THE terraria boss template of all time
cheese can you kill melon for me

i hate this image sm
Honestly, I've gotta respect it
Making up an elaborate and tightly knit lore system is difficult, and I can kind of respect a guy that's just like "Fuck it, Cthulhu is the guide's dad now"
super big worm that shoots lasers and it’s neon and spiky… 🤯
aquatic scourge is my top 1
where is this said
it’s even better the 500th time!
is it? or is it "take a vanilla boss and make it metal"
arent there premade design concept art made by other ppl actually?
lol what is that statement
Eow and destroyer are far from being creatively innovative but their designs at least make sense they're not just abstract shapes
hpu isnt not great with design.. the design was literally based off of the cover art
Also you have a point, but a big part of the issue is definitely the size
I might be schizo
i mean yes there are fan designs for dog but the devs are going to ask permission before using them or just make their own
No one wants to design AI for that thing
we dont need to diss someones skills to make criticism on something
Genuinely where did I here this
theres more to a design than just the face
- Yeah!
Remains of king slime is the slimes it spawns and their remains are the gel they drop
why do we call dog hpu
HPU is the dev that made the sprite
the face is fine its the rest of the body thats the issue im not saying it as an insult
i will not fall for metal brain propaganda i will not fall for metal brain propaganda i will not fall for metal brain propaganda
Or the big sprite, to clarify
yes but why do we refer to dog with the dev name
Brimstone crags enemies who are metal for some reason
(the face being like the only distinct part because the other 90% of dogs body is just the same sprite copy and pasted for 50 segments)
Astral enemies who are metal for some reason
Because it's referring to the design she made specifically
ohh
official eater of worlds art even shows it having little cheatae/parapodia
I am a proud member of the pre 1.4 fan made metal boss schizoposting
that doesnt mean the rest of the body doesnt matter
Just make the body Not copypasted
yeah of course it matters but id argue the face is the much more noticed part
mind that this is literally how real worms are built
it's not inherently a bad thing
again im not saying it as an insult she just isnt that great at it its not her strong suit
Have we considered that the cal team doesn’t know what to do abt the DoG resprite either
where’s the issue with this…
give dog feet
Y'know, I've gotta say something by the way...in terms of the entire package, I think Sepulchre has the most visually appealing design for a worm enemy because of its body segments
Cal team (1 entity)
the issue with what
i agree
idk from what ive heard coordination is lacking rn
Who are we supposed to blame now…
cal team? you mean [Ozzatron]
the woke left
every dev simultaneously, of course
didn’t yardis do this….
Specifically Ben
thats not what i mean 😭
Funny enough, if anything, they seem to have been more coordinated since Fab left than they were when he was still in charge
i will blame Flo for this because who even you
blame me
Since now they can...actually get shit done
(not a dev)
shhh
Everyone pick a cal team member to blame
ok
wait for a major update until you bash the new fabless cal team….
fabless? fables? huh….
isnt ozzatron the lead now?
Gonna be real, I think HPU did a poor job converting the album art design into a sprite.
One of my main issues is that in the album art, it looks like the camera is placed right in front of dog and he looks at the camera. Like, the pov is right in front of him. But on the new sprite the face is the exact same, but it's placed on top of his head for some reason?? So he can't really look in front of him, he only looks up.
Another issue that is related to the cover art design more is that the armor on the body just. Doesn't have the elements from the helmet at all. Those wavy metal patterns. They're located exclusively on the head. What's the point in basing the design on the cover art when it has almost nothing to do with it?
True, but he is a cool dude
@cunning sequoia fuck you you shouldnt have made those crate changes im going to your house and hitting you with a tree
the p2 head kinda looks like his face was smashed in with a cartoon hammer, yeah
wow. hostile
gonna have to ban u now...
yeah they can get shit done without fab on their ass 24/7 but that doesnt mean everyone is dialled in and locked, apparently some of the team doesnt even know what’s happening half the time
I ban you
i ban play
there was a whole conversation about it
We still live in a post 22 world
the world if lucille was working on cal: 🐐
No
you’re right
i dont think lucille would have been happy continuing to work on cal
I feel like that's more due to how they have a lot left to fix from when he was still in charge, it'll probably fix itself in time
i always imagined the camera was positioned like this
Doug
DoG selfie
Abstract art
fabstract fart
The perspective on the teeth and jaws makes it seem like the camera is lower, almost in front of him
play DST
Denmark standard time
Desert scourge tuah
Desert Scourge Terraria (Calamity)
with me
🥀
Why
I saw cheese was playing and wanna get hooked again
doug scourge tomorrow
Play with chee then
I don’t want to starve tho
ok yeah like his eyes are literally on the top of his head
and the inner mandibles are going downwards?
Y'know, I didn't think about that
He probably couldn't even see you if you were right in front of him
cheese only play alone ;(
yeah that’s the funny part
Have we considered that he doesn’t need eyes to see
also why the fuck are you in Denmark
bro think he a barreleye
@summer shore tupid
then why does he have eyes
I am not in denmark
for aura
Aura
No wonder Braelor kicked his ass, couldn't even see the dude
I just said denmark (D) standard (S) time (T)
It's not aura if he looks stupid
what if it’s shaped like this where he is still looking forward
Stupiri
he looks like his skull was bashed in with a hammer. that is not aura
He’s also from the distortion which is evil and weird
distortion standard time
his face doesnt really look like it’s pointing downwards
Also I'm still thinking about that random divot on his forehead where the gem in his armor goes...for some reason
Or lives there
I forgot the lore
im like 90% sure his eyes are on top of his head and all you’d see from the front would be his inner mandibles (going downwards??) and mouth
wait yeah, why does he have this little bone knob thing
The shading seems to imply that, yes
that’s his forehead
Aura??????
I was thinking about phase 1 where he has a random dent in his skull where the gem goes, but that's also funny
great now i'm thinking about his nose
i think it’s just apart of the helmet
like a triceratops’ uhm
Those who nose
Clearly the blue is his nose and his real eyes are the pink
why is it on the helmet then
honestly just wish the design would be more original than phase 2 but bigger
who knows bro 😭
give dog feet
anyway that was a dumb thing to analyze much
oh do i have a fandom link for you
apologies
i know bruh

Actually that’s the armor
Blame Draedon
Oh wait...I've been played for a fool...the dent doesn't exist in the original design, it was just added to this abomination!
how did he get mucus on the back of his wrist 💔
New community edition boss
Why do these exist man
The mustache armor plates are my favorite part
Devourer of orphans
are fandom wiki pixel artists more talented than every other pixel art team on the planet
Unemployment does that
what am i looking at
the horrors
The beauty
Another rework for Devourer?
How surprising!
Whar
Yeah, no doubt why I have to wash my eyes with soap after seeing this thing
You don't see the vision
Rlly curious what it was
me too
What does he even do❓
nothing
nobody knows
Fair enough lol 
What is THAT bro
I need a men in black mind wipe after the displeasure of seeing ts
Defo bro ill need to
No Michael Roa Valdamjong I don’t think we should
how about we see your feet instead.
No Michael Roa Valdamjong
this overhauls my calamity
this is the most artificial community lie ever 
dog has never gotten a true rework before
you have been lied to
also "DoG gets resprited every week"
he hasnt been resprited in 7 years
literally feeding themselves into echo chamber and misinformation for so long then blaming the devs 😭
ok 6.5 years
but point still stands
he just got a ton of resprites in quick succession over half a decade ago so people gaslit themselves into thinking it's a constant occurrence

"I'm just gonna believe this one thing I heard religiously without fact checking any parts of it and spread it all over the places"
This is the funniest part
i was there in the trenches when that saying was accurate....,,.,...,..
old man
💔
😊
We should remove human rights from all old people and then kill them I think
I'm old too so it's a self sacrifice for the sake of youth
ok unc
Whrat I just woke up
zarafard...
farto
are hyperdeath rift scepter lasers involved 
reportedly yes
That new sso is so good wow, having lots of fun right now
I say as they drag me to the asylum
tofucation
no embed perms even for patrons
Despicable.
Calamity mod update: Soon
Umbara on calmain
paying the devs isn't enough to get embeds you have to pay me
what is this heresy
😁
Im not even a patreon anymore so idk why I have this role.
patreon sucks
Hi
hi
the bot hasn't removed it i guess
hi tyeski hi umbara
is patreon bot cosplaying as suggestion bot
fungus bot
hello user
yeah nah the patreon bot just doesnt work its been a thing longer than suggbot not working
if anything suggbot is cosplaying patreonbot
ok but suggbot is known for functioning once a week and shitting itself the rest of the time
yeah patreonbot isnt known for functioning at all
"do not recite the deep magic to me, witch" ass bot
i should donate 500k for a patreon item and a custom role surely that would work
(i do not have this money do not get your hopes up)
1 million dollar to calamity squirrel staff
one patreon item please!
2 trillion for a time machine and 50 dollars for a patreon item
travel 5 years in the past to buy one and 50 years in the future for it to be ready
that would involve giving money to fabsol which is what i wanted to avoid

its probably just cheaper to bribe someone who is in the queue for getting a donor item that hasnt been implemented yet
Whats the latest development in amidias posting

💀
I am
no words, just the vacant stare of death
is this Saddam Hussein's hideout
look closer
Saddam Hussein's hideout
maybe
While we wait for sso to come out someone should make a game in the meantime in which all the characters are the amidiases
Ohhhhh I gotchya
I had fun
But I’m happier to move on I think
the horrors
i will be in sso 


