#calamity-update-talk

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dull heart
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I just had the genius idea of an antimetaball

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this is a very stupid idea

kind tinsel
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fuck you ruined my bit

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i was wuxia cultivating this

dull heart
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L

tawdry canyon
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Wazzup, Terrarians!

valid crypt
arctic cliff
# lapis oak 🤔

(kiri can you share your pfp rq i need it for this next part of the amidas.exe saga)

lapis oak
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no

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😠

arctic cliff
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then i shall utlize any and all methods to obtain the pfp

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okay im gonna stop your reverse image search is backfiring horribly

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it appears your pfp... is a very potent defense mechanism.

lavish otter
arctic cliff
lavish otter
brave star
kind tinsel
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POST THE IMAGE

mighty aurora
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i dont have it

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☹️

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sso when

lavish otter
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What the hell is that

arctic cliff
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@lapis oak

vivid hemlock
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what the fuck

lavish otter
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I think

arctic cliff
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It appears the husk has already begun reacting to Kiri's presence.

kind tinsel
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decroded bit get a new one

late eagle
arctic cliff
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And it has begun entrapping them.

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This is incredibly promising.

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I'm hyped.

hard copper
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is that the electron stealer?

mystic eagle
mighty aurora
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im going to nuke the amidias picture

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wish me luck

arctic cliff
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.

kind tinsel
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its a rite of passage

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call that shit in-googledoc-trination

arctic cliff
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for they are hooded seals, and amidias and kiri are not.

mystic eagle
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why he purple

mighty aurora
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chromatic abberation

arctic cliff
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anyways i'll let kiri marinate in the cocoon husk a little longer.

mighty aurora
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actually this is better

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looks like navystone

valid crypt
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Reduced to a fucking line

arctic cliff
arctic cliff
mighty aurora
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MY FUCKING PIXELS

mystic eagle
lavish otter
arctic cliff
arctic cliff
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what do you have to say about this situation

torn cairn
dull heart
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this is the first time in a long time I've seen a "pattern recognition" response to something besides loss

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insane how quickly the amidiasposting has devolved

torn cairn
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amidiascore

vivid hemlock
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i think me asking for a giygas amidias set off a chain reaction

arctic cliff
valid crypt
vivid hemlock
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yeah but it set a new precedent

mystic eagle
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Giygas Amidias just popped into my head seeing the horrid amalgamations of others

vivid hemlock
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glad to see how giygas transcends time

dull heart
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amigiygas

fiery wadi
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to calamity or not to calamity 🚬

dull heart
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before long the trend will move from amigiygas to amidiloss

stone zephyr
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since youre here why not spoil us doze

dusk bronze
fiery wadi
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doze should spoil us with their mcdonalds meal

arctic cliff
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btw, how is kiri doing...

dull heart
cinder hearth
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°
| 🫵

arctic cliff
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Oh. Too much mist, I literally cannot see anything beyond my camera on the Kiri Amidia Cocoon.

valid crypt
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The og for example

stone zephyr
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kiri dies and doesnt come back

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canon

fiery wadi
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i dont get how anyone can hate aquatic scourge..

arctic cliff
dull heart
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I could share a wip of stratus sphere

stone zephyr
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id like that

arctic cliff
stone zephyr
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interesting

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it looks neat still

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even as wip

dusk bronze
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kiri died sorry

stone zephyr
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yeah i said canon kiri isnt coming back

vivid hemlock
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i can revive kiri if it means i can torture it longer

arctic cliff
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Too early.

dull heart
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oh my goodness I just had the most insane idea for an item

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even more insane than my current WIP dev item

still bluff
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oh n o

dusk bronze
dull heart
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What if there was a weapon that was basically an entire clash royale deck

arctic cliff
dull heart
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With elixir generation and all

arctic cliff
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And guess which one is closer to Kiri?

dull heart
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none of them

dusk bronze
fiery wadi
dull heart
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singularity... Like

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Like Stratus sphere

arctic cliff
arctic cliff
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Let me make a new one real quick.

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alright, done.

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it appears kiri is...

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hmmm...

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hmm.

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well this is interesting.

arctic cliff
mystic eagle
dull heart
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It would probably be a sparky deck

arctic cliff
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in short, we must either wait for this fog to clear, or somehow take action on our own and clear the fog apart.

mystic eagle
dull heart
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Sparky + Zappies + Battle Ram + Log + Bats + Elixir Collector + Barbarians idk

mystic eagle
dull heart
stiff light
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i like boss bandit

dull heart
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3 musketeer sparky deck

arctic cliff
stiff light
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theythem

arctic cliff
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right

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they

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they have yet to respond, so im waiting for the fog to clear.

stiff light
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fog is coming

rich ginkgo
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i need more alexis for my bobble dragon

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those who know

halcyon seal
mighty aurora
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broke :(

halcyon seal
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Typa shit cal does when she get her hands on amidias

mighty aurora
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LMFA8

strong isle
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At least you are a programmer, so you can actually make it real

dull heart
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what was the old idea

lapis oak
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ancient sphere orb ❤️‍🩹

strong isle
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It was called, in a very funny twist, Stella Draconis

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Melee was basically Hornet's Needle with a swing combo
Ranged was a cosmic fire breath
Mage was unchanged
Summoner was similar to EoL's Nightglow drop
Rogue was thrown cosmic knives

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I've since conceptualized a dev item plan that isn't shitty lol

dull heart
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stip isn't really a new dev

wide wadi
dull heart
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does march count as new

still bluff
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Technically every dev is a new dev if you think about it

wide wadi
dull heart
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well there's very few devs newer than me

lavish otter
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Wait- since when was Fluffy a dev?

strong isle
# wide wadi New developer

If you mean new weapon, nah it's not being made
Firstly because I made a whole new concept and also because I'm waiting for my first Patreon payments to comission someone to code/sprite it for me

dull heart
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tofu, done, sagi, eddie, fryzahh

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are newer than me

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oh and tobias

urban cloak
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tyeski too

lyric trellis
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Done older technically…

dull heart
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oh i forgot they're newer than me

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that's true

summer shore
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Fluffy was dev for a while they just have mod so it doesn't show

dull heart
lavish otter
dull heart
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done lost the old sauce

still bluff
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I just don't get to be orange

strong isle
summer shore
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Ohh

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Ise

strong isle
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Some pieces of content have a monetary reward attached to them

lapis oak
still bluff
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No I couldn't ban you if I wasn't geen

strong isle
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For example, I'm gonna receive for making some Amidias' entries and most of Masune's entries

lyric trellis
lavish otter
strong isle
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Lore is a tough one to talk about because the lore team has a seriously good chemistry and we just haven't worried too much about setting the rewards

still bluff
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Will it be more than a year since I joined before 1.4.5 releases and I can start properly

strong isle
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In comparison, spriting is working at full vapor and there have been a good deal of rewards already handed out

lapis oak
strong isle
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Hello!

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I mean I still haven't gotten paid for anything, and it's not like finally being paid for my work is gonna have an impact on the quality of it

strong isle
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Oh wait

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I thought you had answered to my other comment

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Sorry

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lol

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I'm a bit tired rn, so my brain is a bit faulty

arctic cliff
inner timber
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you even take extra damage from god slayer inferno

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i think you're pretty godly then

dusty tinsel
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Unspeakable crimes

brave star
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one of the crimes include "existing"

arctic cliff
dusty tinsel
inner timber
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orange

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and yharon fireballs instead of providence fireballs

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and like

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more fireballs ig yharon doesnt have much

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smth could be the splitting fireballs

arctic cliff
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fire tornados

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didnt you forget this part

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huh

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(wand)

inner timber
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fire nados would probably have a comically long cooldown and would likely just come from the main accessory rather than one of the weapon attacks

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like how provi laser is from the healer and not a specific weapon (unless you could needing the whip buff to be a specific weapon but it's 30.seconds so id still tie it to the healer)

strong isle
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Stella Draconis was Star Dragon themed actually

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Either way

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My new dev item idea is an Auric upgrade to the planned Aerialite war fan

dusk bronze
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empyrean knives 2

lapis oak
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time to kill Empyrean Knives pog

brave star
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Kills u with empyrean knives

buoyant pulsar
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its not my screenshot, it was probably taken in 1.3 lmfao

arctic cliff
dusk bronze
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i mean
basilisks had to come from somewhere right

strong isle
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Note that dev items aren't canon, which means the Star Dragon wouldn't be

dusk bronze
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bu

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but the basilisks wires

brave star
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There should be basilisk stonks

rare tinsel
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i want to pet the basilisk pls

fringe quiver
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I love basilisks theyve always been one of my fav vanilla enemies

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Idk man they just look cool

brave star
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Hug the ‘silisk

arctic cliff
fringe quiver
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In a Certain Community ™ there's a Dragon of Quakes that fills the role of a "Dragon of Earth", in the same way Vetrasyl is the Dragon of Storms rather than the Dragon of air/electricity and Zaelithar is the Dragon of Flame rather than the Dragon of Fire

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I feel like it's p much inevitable that there'd be water and earth counterparts to fill up the 4 elemental dragons group

arctic cliff
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i mean

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god of the seas

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he had to get that soul from someone

dusk bronze
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mizuaruna..

summer shore
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nukumizu

dusk bronze
summer shore
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no that's the main character of makeine

dusk bronze
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i'll assume that's an anime

summer shore
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Yes

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the quakes dragon I named buldrokhas which is an arknights reference

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It just sounds rock

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Stone even

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one might even say, boulder

boreal edge
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Bould name

dusk bronze
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yharim vs god of earth fight would go so unbelievably hard

summer shore
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pbb

arctic cliff
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anyhow my earth dragon idea was that he was, like many many other auric dragons, hunted down for his soul, but to spite his hunters, he used a good portion of his earthly powers to create an impenetrable crystal around his auric soul

summer shore
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Bro is annie leonhart

arctic cliff
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the people who hunted him, unable to ascend to godhood, had to just makedo with this unbreakable crystal with power, and eventually later on had a workaround with this stupid crystal by just using the crystal heart to power a mighty mech

summer shore
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lmao

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mech

arctic cliff
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yep. draedon was onto something...

summer shore
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My god of steel (from earth dragon too) also took on the form of a mech

arctic cliff
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of course he would

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anyhow

you could find the leftover body of the auric dragon somewhere around the world, and if you happened to defeat the mech in question, you could return the heart to the auric dragon, and at that point i dunno

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you might fight the restored auric dragon as a superboss or you'd just be allies or both

summer shore
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I headcanon bro as living in the hell volcano continent

arctic cliff
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well i didnt know about that

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but yeah i think he absolutely would like the volcano continent

summer shore
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But that's mostly because my version's domain is quakes

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Which includes volcano rumbles

arctic cliff
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but i think you'd just find his body in normal caverns, maybe inside a unique structure

summer shore
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Funny

arctic cliff
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anyhow this idea entirely did not account for the idea that the earth dragon in lore was actually a quake dragon and i might have to scrap the entire idea or sometihng

summer shore
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Nono

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Quakes was my headcanon

arctic cliff
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gotcha

summer shore
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Not official

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But quakes still accounts for earth powers as well

arctic cliff
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true...

summer shore
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Quakes just shakes the earth hard enough and stone gets turned into crystal

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Trust

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Mainly went with quakes because

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Storms
Flames
Quakes

fringe quiver
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robot santa

summer shore
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Robot santa

dull heart
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okay I know I say this a lot but I feel like I just peaked again

dusty tinsel
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Robot Santa is in terraria

brave star
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Yea

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As Santa-NK1

summer shore
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MY robot santa is cooler

brave star
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Oh yeah? What does it do?

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Do a flip?

summer shore
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god of steel

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Hid on the volcano land for most of the crusade

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eats worms and makes awesome machines

summer shore
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Which also has the -s

lapis oak
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classic

dull heart
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y'know the old shadow system I've talked about before that I made

pulsar cobalt
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shadow?

hard copper
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rouge

lapis oak
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what shadow

boreal edge
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And now there's no further elaboration, gatekeeping time

lapis oak
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😠

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this shark is bad

boreal edge
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-1 neutron

lapis oak
summer shore
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A bad app

little crypt
summer shore
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Oh my god br

dusty tinsel
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Amidas Amidas

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Amidas King Amidas

lapis oak
summer shore
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Airdrops you in bombay

wide wadi
dusk bronze
buoyant pulsar
dusk bronze
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can't download on phone SAD

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ig i could screenshot it

proud plover
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Like the image personally offended him

buoyant pulsar
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lmao

remote bay
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Anyone have the collage of amidias images

wide wadi
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Anyone else like calamity overhaul

rich ginkgo
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no

dusk bronze
stark pond
dusk bronze
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damn fine

stark pond
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i'd like this be fried more

wide wadi
rich ginkgo
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cool story bro

wide wadi
rich ginkgo
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what

dusk bronze
stark pond
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Hmm yes chef this is good

brave star
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(It was boiled in that liquid that makes fried food like chicken fingers)

cinder hearth
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Oil?

brave star
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Cooking oil

frail owl
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oiled

arctic cliff
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okay, i gotta go check back on Kiri's status

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Oh. The mist cleared.

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But uh...

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oh god

frail owl
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the fog is coming

dusk bronze
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my lifeforce analyzer is broken

frail owl
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also where're the amidas shoes?

arctic cliff
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ERROR:22
ERROR:22
ERROR:22

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CONTAINMENT BREACH IMMINENT EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY

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LAST PHOTO OF SUBJECT [REDACTED] BEFORE CONTAINMENT FAILURE:

brave star
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Kiri loses 3 electrons every 0.33 seconds

cinder hearth
# brave star Kiri loses 3 electrons every 0.33 seconds

That means they'd lose 28 billion electrons in a hundred years

Each human has apparently 7 octillion atoms in their body on average, and way more electrons (because of all the carbon and oxygen we have, even if we do have a lot of hydrogen atoms which only have one electron)

brave star
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Nice math

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And biology

dusty tinsel
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I remove all of kiri's electrons instantly every day

cinder hearth
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They would explode immediately

dusty tinsel
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I don't give kiri permission to explode

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Therefore kiri doesn't

cinder hearth
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Well go and tell every single proton that composes Kiri that

dusty tinsel
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I do

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Why do you think kiri is still here

cinder hearth
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Spectre

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Ghost

brave star
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Casually removing all of kiri’s atoms and giving Kiri negative atoms

cinder hearth
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Negatively charged atoms means you're ADDING electrons

dusty tinsel
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I am replacing mangorb's atoms with Kiri's

cinder hearth
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Mangorb of Theseus

brave star
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Ok

azure oak
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Calamity mod

twin bloom
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Overhaul

brave star
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None shall speak that blasphemy

thorny glacier
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Orespawn mod

twin bloom
analog helm
spare geode
lean relic
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I am bored

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Time to repost

dusk bronze
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i hate you

frail tapir
thorny glacier
rugged goblet
halcyon seal
# lean relic

i like to imagine rotjd plays whenever yharon does literally anything

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like not even combat related just whatever

final pine
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i grieve the arc nova diffuser's sprite still

thorny glacier
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changelogs tomorrow

valid crypt
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The horrible hog is tomorrow

thorny glacier
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it transcended to abstract horrifying mess just like amidias

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unbelievable

amber furnace
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ravager rework tomorrow

ripe bone
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Calamitas final boss

azure oak
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how spoilerous

thorny glacier
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very much spoilerous

torn cairn
# lean relic

idk if it's intentional but the wing are flying at the rhythm of the song lol

fringe quiver
honest solstice
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Does anyone know when approximately we should wait for update?

fringe quiver
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No release date but Soon ™

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Best case scenario still this year around the end but might not happen, otherwise early next year

main estuary
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john calamity superboss tomorrow

thorny glacier
fringe quiver
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september-october

thorny glacier
azure oak
thorny glacier
azure oak
frail owl
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amidas discord

hard hearth
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what does this have to do with spoilers

frail owl
hard hearth
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hello

azure oak
honest solstice
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Is calamitas clone re-tier confirmed?

azure oak
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no

honest solstice
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Nice

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Though I am also wondering, what will happen to your run if update comes mid-game

twin bloom
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You explode

misty wren
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the world wouldnt be bricked but it would lose out on a lot of new content

fringe quiver
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Most devs seem onboard with it from what i've seen? Still a chance it won't happen byeah

misty wren
fringe quiver
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I'd say most retiers are on a boat where they're not entirely confirmed but more likely to happen than to not

lethal ledge
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Heyo guys i get Oneshotted at skeletron (no its not the warden and its night) does someone know why?

cinder hearth
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How much damage did it do when it one-shot you

lethal ledge
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dont see instant one shot

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have 360 hp and 38 armor

azure oak
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this channel is for future or very recent updates

kind tinsel
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says the donor

azure oak
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it's mostly just shitposting cause people find it mildly amusing, there's not that much new to talk about usually

polar tide
azure oak
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good

polar tide
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hai

azure oak
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still kinda odd to see an image i made become so fucked

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though credit to cheese for making the original

silent wren
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amazing how quickly this channel descended further into madness

vivid hemlock
azure oak
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this is how we will discover the face of god, by horrifically messing up amidias

tropic jolt
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we were so obsessed with if we could that we didn’t consider if we should 😔

modern grove
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sad fate

kind tinsel
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the new sunken sea generation looks good amirite??

hard copper
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yo is that the baron strait, coming in sso?

slate folio
south lily
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brn

frail owl
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hi there sir crab

hushed hazel
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javyz

hard hearth
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javys

thorny glacier
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changelogs tomorrow

hard hearth
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shut up

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changelogs and amidias is now ruled unfunny, effective immediately

graceful ivy
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Hi ein

dusty tinsel
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Amidias contains the word mid therefore Amidias is mid sorry everyone

kind tinsel
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waow calamity mod reference???

mystic eagle
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Therefore, I am mid

summer shore
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wrong, the a in amidias means lacking in

dusty tinsel
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This is 100% facts

summer shore
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like atheists and theists

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amidias and midias

dusty tinsel
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A mid ias

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Check mate Amidias fans

mystic eagle
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amidiass

dusty tinsel
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That's too far

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I am removing your pancreas

mystic eagle
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Do I need to know what Pancreas are

modern grove
graceful ivy
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I wanna eat your pancreas great movie

nocturne crater
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eats everyone

dusty tinsel
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Address me one is better

azure oak
thorny glacier
mystic eagle
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Amilkdias

thorny glacier
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true

azure oak
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we'll talk about something better when we have something better to talk about clueless

azure oak
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like if those 2 "october" spoilers finally get posted

royal garnet
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Elkmidas

thorny glacier
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so rn enjoy the wisdom of ages and royalty’s descent into madness

thorny glacier
azure oak
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oh god there's another one

thorny glacier
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another adidas

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i meant amidias of course calowo

azure oak
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now there's 2 people using an edited version of my drawing as a pfp, neat

royal garnet
thorny glacier
uneven gate
long horizon
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fuck ass thing

vivid hemlock
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deployed

azure oak
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deployed

thorny glacier
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deployed

long horizon
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deployed

wide badge
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deployed?

thorny glacier
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deployed

desert garnet
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deployed

stark pond
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deployed

rough cedar
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deployed

formal zealot
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deployed

valid crypt
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deployed

royal garnet
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deployed

uneven gate
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deployed

hushed hazel
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disagree

near bone
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is there a way to play infernum with master mode?

valid crypt
wide badge
long horizon
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i dont think ive laughed this hard since forever

stuck kite
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this place needs to be studied

thorny glacier
dull heart
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ok

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calamity 2.1 is now the leek update

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i am replacing every item with leeks

pulsar cobalt
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miku update

hard copper
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are you adding hatsune miku too? the fourth exo mech

dull heart
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no

hard copper
dull heart
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she was replaced by a leek too

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the entire mod is now vegetables

lapis oak
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why leek and not asparagus

azure oak
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because doze got asked to leak the update, not asparagus it

dense sundial
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Can you leaf the update

formal zealot
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you want them to leave the update in the dust? why?

rough cedar
cinder hearth
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True!

molten grove
# rough cedar

yall are mutilating a corpse, you wont be laughing as much when he gets resprited,.,,.

cinder hearth
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We need to already prepare versions for every possible character for the next update

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Simple enough

rare tinsel
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okay start with MissingNo

valid crypt
dull heart
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AHHH

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L

iron dew
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this guy doesnt know the technique

obtuse hawk
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method

ripe bone
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DoG

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🐶

azure oak
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temporary rework next update, final rework later

valid crypt
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They are very much comprehendable

wooden blade
thorny glacier
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welcome to hell

onyx valve
azure oak
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mutilated him because no spoilers

lapis oak
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literally yesterday

azure oak
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i wasn't online yesterday

lapis oak
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L

azure oak
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was too busy either at uni or at an appointment

bright crane
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will there be a miracle version of elemental shiv?

hasty tangle
hard copper
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yeah, in -4 years

lapis oak
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it's called Exoblade

bright crane
vivid hemlock
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not yet

quiet spade
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Sso when

vivid hemlock
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maybe

lapis oak
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after I ate my breakfast

thorny glacier
dusty tinsel
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KiriAI please give us a spoiler

wooden blade
lapis oak
brave star
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Hey

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I saw that one before

azure oak
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calam

high scaffold
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No calam

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Yes fago sol mo

white aurora
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nuclear typo

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wait

wicked temple
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Meow

hard copper
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meow

white aurora
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wawa

azure oak
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beep

stone zephyr
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Mrow

thorny glacier
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*zombie growls

amber egret
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when they retier ravager, is he going to be in a box or will he moreso do attacks that trap you

wide nova
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this is my input to this conversation

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goodnight

azure oak
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wow, buge

thorny glacier
azure oak
lapis oak
polar tide
wide nova
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no it chilled on the stairs all day then disappeared

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i think it despawned i stopped hearing music

amber egret
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:D

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i love cathedrals so this excites me

azure oak
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a grounded boss in post-ml probably wouldn't go very well if it doesn't have an arena

brave star
amber egret
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still itd be kinda neat to see a boss whos attacks indirectly keep you close to it

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(instead of providences system)

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like idk shockwaves that get more intense the further they go out or flame pillars that create large shockwaves while bursting fire

dull heart
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we don't know much about his attacks

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but he'll be fought in a cathedral structure

amber egret
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ye

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i presume sorta like provs arena in infernum or subspace serpent from secrets of shadows

eternal wing
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I'm sure this question gets asked a lot, but are there any clues as to when the next update may drop? I'm trying to hold off starting another playthrough until there's new content but I don't know how much longer I can wait lol

wide wadi
dull heart
dull heart
dusk bronze
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also cnidrion and giant clam

eternal wing
dull heart
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if we're lucky we could beat 1.4.5's release but I doubt it

wide wadi
dusk bronze
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???

vivid hemlock
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greed

dull heart
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the answer to how many depends on what counts as a rework

wide wadi
dull heart
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but like... at least slime god is also known about in public

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sand shard aint getting touched in 2.1 lol

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it's also not a boss

wide wadi
glad ferry
fringe quiver
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In terms of full reworks i'd only really count DS, cnidrion and king clam

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DoG seems like a large enough rework that i'd almost c ount it but it is still ultimately a placeholder so

glad ferry
dull heart
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that's still a rework

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it's just not the final rework

fringe quiver
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Yeah but only talking about full reworks here

dull heart
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i would not say full and final mean the same thing

fringe quiver
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I wouldn't consider Slime God and Devourer em if we're specifically talking about those

dull heart
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full means the fight is completely different

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imo

eternal wing
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I'm personally really excited for the DoG rework, the current fight is cool but just seeing the new sprites makes me think the new fight is gonna be awesome

hasty tangle
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the current fight is not cool at all

dull heart
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and slime god actually might count as a full rework, but also not a final one

hasty tangle
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and thats why its getting a rework

dull heart
fringe quiver
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Tbf i haven't fought new devourer or slime god so i wouldn't know how different it is hdflr

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From the looks of it Devourer seems like a p huge rework even if its not the final one

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Idk abt sg though

eternal wing
thorny glacier
fringe quiver
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I've barely seen anyone mention it and iirc it was like, made while fab was still on the team, so i imagine it's not such huge cahnges to the fight

dull heart
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i've changed it since fab left

fringe quiver
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Oh that makes sense

dull heart
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fab slime god was so bad

dusk bronze
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expected

dull heart
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it was just current slime god but the pre-split crimson shot spikes & pre-split corro flew

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notably: the splits lost these features

dusk bronze
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?????????

dull heart
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and just became current slime god splits

eternal wing
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So the fight became easier as it went on...?

mystic eagle
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yes

fringe quiver
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the fight lost all changes after the boss split once nad just became the current fight

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and even then the changes it had were extremely nothinburger

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🔥

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god BLESS fabsolian boss design

eternal wing
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Dang yeah that's pretty lame

dull heart
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fabsol flying coro was actually not bad

ripe bone
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Anahita have a Leviathan

lyric trellis
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Hello QS phase 2

mystic eagle
dusty tinsel
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QS is not a good boss

hard hearth
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yea its a great boss

pseudo vector
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rev+ brain is recieving a genuinely huge rework

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which i've mentioned previously

dusty tinsel
hard hearth
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rev+ brain rework should just be a pvz fight

fringe quiver
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rev+ brain is the worst boss ever conceived in the history of game development and should be promptly boiled into a stew

hard hearth
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except you're the zombies eating the BoC

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yummers

pseudo vector
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trust me
new rev+ brain is gonna be fucking nutty

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big e is cooking hard

fallen olive
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those who 👃

pseudo vector
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(i'm really looking forward to testing it once you're done with it btw)

lapis oak
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big E the goat

inner timber
dusty tinsel
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E

fallen olive
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now that i finished my sea prism optimizing side quest getting that done'll prolly be next

brave star
#

E

dusty tinsel
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If new brain doesn't just insta kill you it's not a good boss fight

fringe quiver
lapis oak
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new brain gives you stage 3 brain damage

urban cloak
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shaders was actually the solution to optimizing them

fallen olive
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idk if how their rendering works in public but they needed some shader work to help improve their performance

urban cloak
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the tiles had a special glint effect that was veerrryy performance heavy

pseudo vector
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it looked awesome but damn it was laggy

urban cloak
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so all the logic was moved to a shader instead by E and now they just use that

fallen olive
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yeah it has neat color blending + a glint effect that was being nefarious

fallen olive
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but now that its shader handled they dont drop ur frames anymore

pseudo vector
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yuh

lapis oak
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shaders solve everything apparently

lyric trellis
pseudo vector
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do we talk a bit about new brain

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cuz idk if i wanna get too spoilery

fallen olive
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🤷

pseudo vector
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up to big e in the end since he's the one who's been working so much on it

dusty tinsel
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KiriAI please tell us how to make the best brain fight

lapis oak
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500 clones

fallen olive
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uhhh it's got ~11 planned attacks, 9 of which are already pmuch done

lapis oak
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HOLY SHIT

fallen olive
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theres your spoilerino

fringe quiver
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11??

lapis oak
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WTF

dusty tinsel
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What????

fringe quiver
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Bro vanilla brain has like. 3

dusty tinsel
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Does the new brain add electrons to kiri irl

urban cloak
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yeah they've been cooking that fight for weeks lol

fringe quiver
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And that's like

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Counting creepers

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😭

lapis oak
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😠

fallen olive
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5 for phase 1, 5 for phase 2, and then it'll have a fight ending attack (last stand sorta deal)

dusty tinsel
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Well remove I mean

urban cloak
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rest assured though that the curse is now broken and calamity boc is no longer a shitass fight 🙏

pseudo vector
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bro has legit turned brain from a boring hunk of floating flesh into a genuine fucking menace

dusty tinsel
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E

fallen olive
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E

hard hearth
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E

lapis oak
#

E

pseudo vector
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E

dusk bronze
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E

tropic fable
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E

pulsar cobalt
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its just boc

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you didnt need to cook so hard

dusty tinsel
#

Are you guys make queen slime good

mystic eagle
fallen olive
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Actually ig it's more like 13 cause there's an idle phase/attack between its proper attacks

lapis oak
fallen olive
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For both phases

lapis oak
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give every bosses absolute love and passion

amber furnace
pseudo vector
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dude i genuinely can't wait to make the bosses actually smth to come to the mod for

amber furnace
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ravager rework tomorrow

ripe bone
#

E

pseudo vector
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rev+ vanilla bosses are gonna be so much fun to make not complete ass

amber egret
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ravager rework (its just undertale bullet patterns)

hasty tangle
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gfb

amber egret
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just hire infernum thum

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(for "im a terrarian i cant read" reasons this is a joke)

mystic eagle
lyric trellis
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Hiring John Infernum

pseudo vector
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as much as infernum definitely isn't the worst example of vanilla boss reworks we can definitely do more of our own thing

dusty tinsel
mystic eagle
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Remove more

cinder hearth
dusty tinsel
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I can't

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My electron remover ran out of juice

urban cloak
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ive got a few ideas in mind

vivid hemlock
urban cloak
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and ik reb had some as well

mystic eagle
lyric trellis
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Current ML is just like the bare minimum for a “rework” where it removes the bs part and changes very little

urban cloak
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just gotta clear up the sso todo list

hasty tangle
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theres like ~8 octillion atoms in an average sized human body

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so 5 trillion is nothing

lavish otter
pseudo vector
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maybe we can do a dedicated rev+ vanilla boss rework update somewhere along the line

mystic eagle
dusty tinsel
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Yes

lavish otter
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Yes

dusty tinsel
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Why does that look like Amidias

dusk bronze
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you know why

tropic jolt
#

making moon lord a good boss is truly a challenge of legendary difficulty

cinder hearth
# hasty tangle it still wouldnt

Eh I could see by random chance some of those fucking up some proteins being folded and that causing a misfolding which makes other protein misfold

Not too likely but it's possible

dusty tinsel
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Kiri is Amidias confirmed

hasty tangle
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you would need a pretty lucky snipe to get a relevant electron

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ig its not impossible though

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or an exact combination of 5 trillion electrons that control some critical function

dusty tinsel
hard copper
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yo just like evangelion

tropic jolt
#

has anybody ever thought about how cryogen is just a hexagon

urban cloak
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i will keep it in mind :)

tropic jolt
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hiveogen

dusty tinsel
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It's supposed to be a cube

tropic jolt
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hexagon has 6 sides and a cube has 6 faces, literally no difference

lapis oak
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turn that thing into a scutoid

tropic jolt
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ice hexagon

fallen olive
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We need to finally utilize the unused 4 dimensional array in ML's code

mystic eagle
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Liquid hexagon

lavish otter
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Also I kind of get the confusion, it definitely was a hexagon in previous designs

hard copper
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Yeah its an isometric cube, it just looks like a hexagon because its transparent, you can see the edges on the other side

dusty tinsel
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I am going to turn you into a liquid hexagon pretty soon if you keep insulting my boy cryogen

tropic jolt
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what if cryogen was in the jungle and became a hive

dusty tinsel
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Yharim would befriend him

tropic jolt
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and instead of shooting icicles it spawned 500 queen bees

dusty tinsel
#

Cryogen super boss in legendary seed

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Hivogen

tropic jolt
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thats literally a hexagon

hard copper
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Does supreme archmage summon cryo?

lavish otter
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Wait, wrong message

amber egret
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i dont remember what mls fight is like

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mainly because i just

dusty tinsel
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Dihydrogen monoxide kills

amber egret
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flygod

tropic jolt
cinder hearth
dusty tinsel
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Fun fact everyone who consumes dihydrogen monoxide perishes

amber egret
#

like the fights i remember are
DS
twins death master because Hate. Let me tell you.
ravager vaguely
DoG
Yharon
Exo mechs mostly
scal mostly

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off the top of my head

hard copper
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The government is putting dihydrogen monoxide in everyones drinking water

amber egret
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its a hexa

fallen olive
dusty tinsel
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How do you feel

amber egret
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no because i just simply did not fight sprime until i killed plantera

hard copper
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Im in pain

fallen olive
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I never actually played them when they existed I've just heard the horror stories

amber egret
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i gave up on the run i believe after sentinels

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just because i got bored

amber egret
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because calamity kiiiiinda gets boringsauce

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fortunately, i can play infernum once i get back in my tmodloader groove

tropic jolt
#

six or seven sides, its all the same to me!

amber egret
#

How many?

lavish otter
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A big part of that decision, funny enough, being because of CalClone

amber egret
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im basically gonna do
infernum
eternity/masochist maybe
then whatever else

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im currently playing secrets of the shadows which i think is on tier with infernum in terms of fight quality

hard copper
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i want to play, but sso tomorrow right?

amber egret
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not difficulty wise but polish wise

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genuinely go give it a look its really well made and not very many know it about

urban cloak
tropic jolt
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false

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its all an illusion

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just like cryogen

pseudo vector
dusty tinsel
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Sike we have no friends

amber egret
#

what if you release it like a day before you announce it

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but dont tell anyone at all

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so its sso yesterday

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you just dont tell anyone including tmodloader

pseudo vector
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yeah i think people would notice when their calamity mod updates to version 2.1.0

dusty tinsel
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They are gonna release SSO and then announce it a year later but gaslight people into thinking it's the previous update

amber egret
#

no no you just have it not work until you update it again

dusty tinsel
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Oh whoops guys sorry we added the coconut image from tf2 and the mod won't work because we removed it sorry guys

amber egret
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but the previous update had all the content and just said 2.0.9

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so when you update it to 2.1.0 it looks like everyone already had 2.1.0 despite their games updating to 2.0.9

dusty tinsel
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SSO is already out they just don't want you to know that

amber egret
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so itd be sso yesterday

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just lie about the update and say it was an update to 2.0.whatever that fixed some bugs

pseudo vector
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god please we need to get it out before that LMAO

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its super likely we'll get it out before that from where we're at

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i think we'll never hear the end of it if we don't get it out before gta6

brave star
#

Remember

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Fletching table is taking longer than silksong

tropic jolt
lavish otter
#

At least now that Silksong is out...still can't believe Silksong is out

hard copper
thorny glacier
#

brimstone crags overhaul on the day after tomorrow

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a little break from amidias and changelog madness

vestal osprey
#

Changelogs tomorrow

thorny glacier
#

changelogs tomorrow

#

well that was quick

brave star
#

SSO when the devs get to it patiently

vestal osprey
#

Preposterous

wide wadi
tropic jolt
amber egret
#

sso when the sso releases

dusk bronze
#

source?

amber egret
#

sso

dusk bronze
#

false

thorny glacier
#

bco on the day after tomorrow

lavish otter
#

Breaking news, we're getting S(Calamity) S(Mod) O(Overhaul) in just an hour!

hard copper
#

calamity overhaul???

dusty tinsel
#

calamity overhaul

#

when the calamity is overhauling

brave star
#

None shall be corrupted by Cal Overhaul

#

Calamity mod is THE overhaul of terraria main instead of the mod addon called “Calamity Overhaul”

wide wadi
thorny glacier
#

no

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changelogs tomorrow

hasty tangle
#

no

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please explain in an essay of 500 words or more

dusty tinsel
#

you have 1 hour

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if you don't post the 500 page esssay i wil have to give you an F

lapis oak
#

why not B for banned

wide wadi
#

Playing vr chat

brave star
#

Virtual Kireality

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(Not my best joke I came up with tbh)

wide wadi
#

New joke btw

brave star
tropic jolt
#

silksanity cured

late eagle
#

WAIT WAIT WAIT

late eagle
#

The man is doing boc??????

#

Hell yeah bro LETSFUCKINGGOOOO

dull heart
#

yup

lusty stirrup
#

what’s boc….

#

brian of cathooloo?

pulsar cobalt
#

cthulhu

lusty stirrup
#

cathooloo

late eagle
# dull heart yup

Damn i actually am a corruption guy but now I must play crimson when SSO releases

#

I'm glad the devs are thinking about paying attention to the rev+ vanilla bosses. I thought they were only concerned with the original cal bosses

#

Mark my words, when SSO releases I'll change my name to Big E Number 1 Fan

rare tinsel
#

when SSO releases I'll punch card skip clamitas

iron dew
#

big e cooking???

late eagle
#

E

pulsar cobalt
brave star
#

Radiant hazard stip

#

Also hi

dusty tinsel
#

You get an F on life

pearl sentinel
#

with the annoying talking guns

dusty tinsel
#

I have no clue

#

I have seen clips of that game, but never played it

#

The one with the gun that has a face right?

pearl sentinel
#

i think

#

yeah

late eagle
#

Big E invocation ritual

#

Mods don't ban me It was for a good cause, I swear

drowsy reef
#

Are you guys okay

stiff light
#

no

hard copper
brave star
#

E

dusty tinsel
late eagle
#

😭

tropic jolt
#

the craggler

wicked temple
#

E

summer shore
rich ginkgo
#

we dont mention that name 'round here partner

#

gives me crazy withdrawals

stiff light
#

cragle

tropic jolt
#

I am going to maliciously spit acid

#

#pollutingthesunkensea

terse dew
#

I agree

tropic jolt
#

ban the devs

#

no more sunken sea

lean relic
#

Cyver im sending missile to your house

#

changelogs tomorrow

tropic jolt
#

nuh uh

#

I have become yharims strongest denier

hardy gulch
#

im going to nuke the sunken sea
cant be going insane about the sunken sea overhaul if there is no sunken sea XD

dusk bronze
#

calamitas speech bubble

high scaffold
#

Chat seems "very sane" today

lean relic
#

you dont know

tropic jolt
#

I cannot contain my rage

high scaffold
#

Glad I quit waiting for SSO

#

Now wait for fargos 2.0

#

While getting spoilers at a constant rate

lapis oak
#

Ok

cinder hearth
#

Ok why talk about it here

high scaffold
#

Because calamity-spoiler-talk has no spoilers

#

And it made everyone insane

lapis oak
#

Ok

high scaffold
#

Changelogs tomorrow btw

lapis oak
#

Ok

shadow sun
high scaffold
#

Doesnt look either sunken, sea or overhaul