#calamity-update-talk
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no
an actual warcrime
hi
says hi
W Sprunolia ❤️
i smelt a situation
if the sea that has sank doesn't have unique water colours and a john primis shader for each layer i will
peat bog
I’m gonna help my grandparents with Halloween decorations at some point
we made the person famous
or 500 dollar
life or development hell for merkalto
Give Merkalto an Emmy award
I vote hell
this channel is rotten to the core
I vote Life
it has to be this way 😼
ik
Nuh
like apple by charli xcx
Only this one
merkalto can you fix this
if you think about it we are the maggots subsisting off of it
Yuh
I have watched so many servers get nuked
i know youre a divine being
😢
its like isopods and sea pigs to whalefall
fall of the merkalton empire circa 2025
so sad
rome must burn
Emperor Merkalto I
💔
Will Statis appear in SSO
L merkalto
For early game quests?
I’ll save you
merfalto
goodbye
puts a trampoline below where merkalto is gonna fall
he has prior experience clearly
says hello "hello"

The three wiresketeers
uses her strategy
explodes spoiler talk with mind
🤯
💥
bro uses his strategy
That's what will happen to Yharim calamity in the year 3007
aw
when Yharim is finally AI generated and added to calamity mod
yayy
Fate worse than death
please add ai to calamity
Okay
NO
Grok will fix calamity
kills god
Enjoys it
W jungle tyrant ❤️
Grok will save us all
yharim the type of guy to fumble boatmurdered
guys hop on lego party game
walks into ilmeris
incinerates it
W Calamitas ❤️
realest thing you've said
i gotta buy it
sorry I only play among us and death note killer within
I saw Lego party not too long ago and I actually love it’s creativity
thats okay
I like legos irl
there might be a wolf among us
there evil within, too
TRUE
In fact I made a bunch of Lego sets that I got before
i have a big plane lego
Tho I’ve yet to catch up with ones I haven’t built yet
i'm building a moc literally right now
I mostly have Lego Ninjago sets
goated
I have eaten at least 16 Lego pieces
i should dig up my old ice dragon set
Including the Lego turkey leg
i dont have all the pieces for it sadly
What if there were calamity Lego sets?
No
it would make 3 sales
lego calamitas shall be real
would the legos have unique AI?
the pentagon
A control tower and a runway
Skibidi toiler plushy above scal plush, you got your priorities straight
Duh
Lego Mario had something like that
What could you have been thinking of
lego fortnite
woah
lego fortnite was kinda cool
I never played it
WAIT THATS A THING?
is that yhon?
yea
Yes
lego survival game
Lego Fortnite does exist
lego fortnite was and still is FUCKING FIRE
Unfortunately, merkalto only plays video games rarely
its one of the best lego games unironically
i hate it solely bc the minifigures are so much more detailed than irl
trueee
I also see the scal
spit ur shit
This is what happens when you get old
what if legos were real
Legos in real life Smosh video 😨
not with recent custom order capabilities >:)
what does that mean
I mostly play Fortnite with my dad
you can custom order basically whatever tf you want in lego form
in a more decent quality you'd see in a typical lego store
interesting
We’ve had some good moments playing Fortnite taking turns on battle royale
its like 3 floors
dang wtf
does it have the $1000 death star tho
Wow
it has like very expensive harbour bridge
its so big
And I thought the one at the Mall of America was large
the one at american dream is small ive heard
the only official set like that is the london bridge from like 2012 iirc
its the onyl one ive been to tho so ig its huge in my standards
Anyone ever went to Legoland?
id love to, but no
god i wish
they need to do one of like bangor wales but a random street corner
i'm going to fright fest this october
I did at least two times, and it was fun
i dont like going outside
true
i love outside
also we dont have it
you have spiders
outside is okay but inside is better
Wrong chat go to #calamity-addon-talk
if only catadev wasnt a ghost town
what ever happens outside anymore
bugs
thats the joke lol
that mod is dead as hell
its in hiatus cause we're hard focusing on vcmm
bird
we live in a simulation 
horrifying
calamity should add the entirety of caernafon
No
its like heaven on earth
californication
good idea
n
unironically id do that if the ost can stay in some capacity
n
ancient awakened ported in
we will make tremor 2 in calamity
Mod of Redemption ported in Distortion
This is true they both have water
soulless caverns but purple
add alphakip to dev team
AT ALL
yeah!
peak
Terraria doesn’t even have water
it's just blue
blue liquid
I care about you ahh idea
like what water is blue
It did when sunken sea was out
you're blue now
are you gonna port calamity to the 3ds
it's antifreeze
woah
blue water
Can we get this fact checked
Damn
can we have sid from ice age in calamity
yes
why you lying
That would be awesome actually
:(
oh fuck my sleeper agent activated
He can spawn in ice biomes
hi sleep er agent
he can only be killed by a squirrel squire summon
What if Scrat was a rare squirrel squire variant
based
Readd rare variants
eeper agent
Good calamity feature that everyone loved
true!
what if you could name yourself jetstream Sam to use the murasama early
Sleeper McSnore
What if there was an npc who sold alcohol and was a princess
what if every time you opened calamity a botswanan elephant ran over ozzatron
the coolest
If there is a Sid, where’s Diego and Manny?
glod idea
im gonna make it a really detailed texture of my cat integrated into the sama blade
do they have elephats in botwswana
what if they were a muscular man from an entirely different game
Meowblade neo
what if there was a mode to permanently enrage bosses and they have unique drops
they have a lot of safari apparently so im assuming
yes
Diego like the guy from jojo
awesome
it does 1 damage bc it has neo in the name
And also a princess
true
No like the saber toothed tiger
Add the world to calamity
add the log cabin
yess
ZA WARUDO
Diego isn't a "character from Dora", he has his own TV series, "Go Diego Go!", which has received astounding reviews and praise from most media giants it has aired in
what
yea b ut nobody watches that
what
see point proven
Dora is more popular don’t undercut women’s achievements

diego is mid
Add za warudo to calamity I wanna throw knives at signus
i did it was peak
Wait
i forgor 💀
DIegO
eg
swag
Diego Ice Age was DIO the whole time???
Do they have stands of the same type
i like walks
dream blunt rotation
minecraft speedrun blunt rotation
me 8 times
tyeski how goes production on duke fuckron theme
i meant vibeo
i think we need like five hideo kojimas
true
im working on elder basilisk's track now about halfway done with that
video idk ask dragoncraft
Wait WHAT
what u implying
is she the only editor 😭
i edit too but they're the one doing duke's
He/she
im doing acid rain and prob others
ic
Hope your skin doesn’t melt when editing the acid rain
im drinking gender fluid rn (water)
True…
pirate it
I never use adobe
im slow
🏴☠️
Yar har har
🏴☠️
Shiver me Timbers
pirates approaching from the east?
west
im typically great at websurfing and pirating and whatnot but i cant figure out the gify or whatever website it is that walks me through it
North
im not a college student sadly
like from detroit become human
One sport I like is soccer since you get to run around and kick the ball
try bowling
Oh I love bowling too
sports where you kick the ball >>>>>>>>>>>>>> not bowling
Been a while since I did bowling tbh
I like kickball as an easier way of playing baseball
i have 1 full year of all adobe software for free because im taking animation and design as an elective 💔💔
i like cricket
The only golf I played is mini golf
reminds me of my ex tho which is bad news
I also prefer boxing instead of wrestling
i prefer to eat the liver of my enemy
I like the heart. More nutrients
i decided to party in college so now i dont get to enjoy these things
How do you get to the party’s I haven’t been invited to one yet
u just gotta talk to the right people
i was involved with many different friend groups that did different things
some frats some not
and also a lot of college parties you dont get invited to typically its paid entry
Ok so I just need to talk with the football guys
Nahh
Colleges will have a lot of different kinds of parties
And you want to go with a good group really
Its kinda trial and error
i liked my theta frat
HANG ON I just realized something
when Ravager gets retiered, what's going to give the second Rage booster?
as it stands there's one for each ripper in pre-HM, HM, and post-ML
probably given to someone like brimmy
makes sense
hopefully something earlier in progression since you get 0 rage/adren upgrades till post plantera
yeah
also brimmy is the most skippable early-HM boss so that one deserves it
I often skip PBG but that gives a draedon's arsenal tier
well brimmy wont be the most skippable boss eventually
how so?
she will lock most of the crags until shes dead
Brimmy will be the guardian of the third biome of the crags (the one ingame rn)
And she’ll use a brimstone force field to block off the areas
yeah its gonna be in bco (when the majority of the content in the crags gets added, and no the stuff ingame right now is like the very far outskirts)
Brimstone Crags Overhaul
For those who don’t know
There will be new enemies and critters in BCO
I hope pbg stays irrelevant and useless forever
What the fuck is brimstone crags overhaul I thought it was sso, distortion, yharim
Don't tell me there's another roadblock
That will be later.
The crags were planned for a while
Along with everything else.
But That’s AFTER SSO
Distortion, Yharim and Superboss updates are a very long way away.
Yea
Yharim isn't on any sort of roadmap
Bc he’s the last one
Yeah he's in the Dragon's Aerie.
Penultimate.
Minibiomes outside of those will be in separate updates
yharim will always be the last thing in the plans before the superbosses
I forgot revamping the whole mod is necessary before adding new content
Xeroc asks for help on their taxes quest:
'How the hell do you file a tax return, Terrarian?'
The boss rush is one big tax evasion
its ok craghaul comes with ravager rework
also beyond that there's like way more besides just sso and distortion i think
like whatever update's gonna shuffle around folly and evil 2, or the possibility of slime god being plopped later (i believe switched with calclone)
It's all unspecified updates to things because no concrete plans are in place yet.
Slime God and Clone are possible, yes.
i would imagine there being a providence themed update at some point
sso part 2 lol lmao
Finally making the Profaned Biome real.
prehardmode calclone would go insanely hard
Hopefully they'll let us help her...
is calclone literally a clone of calamitas with all her memories? or like an imitation
calclone thinking she will be getting helped when i sic my skeletons on her
calclone needs a mecha suit
and she will be slaughtered
They are revoking her mech suit.
sad day for all, anyway time to kill wall of flesh
wait whar
Aren't they?
Yeah, exactly.
i thought we were talking about the rework brothers mech
inside the little mech eye is a calamitas
That's the current excuse.
she brought the damn cloning vat she was made in along to fight u
that's old concept art
it’s real..
being used for fables probably
What concept art had her in a cloning vat!?
fables wont have calclone

What even is the point anymore.
to await the sunken sea update coming this christmas day.
true!
SSO september 4th
August 12 2036
sorry that one is a wotg trademark
squidward is a liar and a fool
a Christmas Calamity
SSO november 13th 2025
The rot
the salmon beast
delicious 🤤
now thinking, cal will have 2 evil fucked up salmon creatures
since there is also the salmonstrosity in acid rain
this is a peskitarians dream
salmonstrosity
Acid Feeder or some dumb name i dunno
Does cal clone have a little of the magic or none
haunted chum
its gonna be a sunken sea enemy
will it
hello me old chum
the rot consumes
one is a (relatively) healthy salmon beast that just lives in the stinky acid water
the other one is fucked up beyond belief
🥀
put him out of his misery
hes probably like mutated but he seems to be doing like fine i think
scary fish ...
What does it taste like
i dont think rotting salmon meat would taste very good
he is already out of misery (undead)
cooking yet again
the plague
sliced
ohhh so it will detach?
..
he should problably be spoiled together with the jellyghouls
besides the old pearlpods shown by yuh
i think the creatures itself were never shown right
yeah
only the patreon got footage and that was months ago with the old charred sprites
Any images of slime god’s redesign
Don't think so?
wdym
is there a new one after the 2023 one
Make Slime God slimier.
slime god calclone swap isnt super set in stone yet iirc
2023 one?
yeah theres this one (core got changed it doesnt look like that but i dont have the updated one) from back in 2023
I know Slime God's getting resprited and it used to be planned that it'd get redesigned but I'm unsure if they're currently planning on redesigning it
updated core
he looks so paranoid
I had forgotten about that
Wait a minute this is actually really peak.
the post also isnt the final version of the sprites iirc but you get the idea
I like that sprite way more than the one here.
Its decently set in stone but not fully
Its mostly a case of going in a proper meeting vc and like setting it
But a good ammount of the dev team agree on it (principally the users who will actually work on them)
And is already planning around it
Its just missing the formalities ™
So what is the plan for queen slime gonna be then cause I assume this is gonna change the current lore on her? Which is a good thing tbh
I think it's just gonna be a rogue paladin.
Anything over slime god being inside her tbh
I think I prefer her just being a rogue paladin
I forgot salmon have that “zombie salmon” condition they go through. They rot away as they swim due to not eating and conserving all their energy for reproduction.
I thought that was really cool idea.
Oh yeah why is he so petrified in this design?
i mean
Some maniac is trying to kill him.
getting chased by an angry serial killer that can squash you isnt exactly calming
and he also has a trained army
Is this referring to yharim, terrarian or someone else
Yes.
Which
any
she is a paladin
ye
Not a fan of the slime? Shocking.
Now Slime God will have a worthy position for a GOD!
No it’s not about the queen slime or the god themselves it’s just it isn’t good lore
triangle which subbiome(s) has the prismback
for some reason i remember the gleaming burrows but i couldnt find anything that confirmed it
any news on the boss tier changes?
nothing has rlly changed since june
Yeah just now.
the status' for each one has basically remained the same
They might swap Clone and Slime God but really they might really do it.
(slime god switching with calclone, dragonfolly moving to prehardmode)
this was old news
Dragonfolly swapping with Evil2.
dragonfolly swap is like
confirmed by the goverment
the slime god one is still being discussed
folly <==> evil 2s (guaranteed)
calclone <==> sg (probable chance)
others (probably)
Swap Supreme Witch, Calamitas with King Slime (she decided to not take any chances).
burrows and reefs i think
let me check to be sure
ye burrows and reefs
(i might have a evil scope creep ideia but it might not be real..)
alright thanks
as in having little prismback eggs on shores (like how turtles place their eggs on shores) and having them be able to be hatched into prismbab (pets, critters, dont know yet)
Ah yes the us government has officially declared that dragonfolly is now all the way to pre hardmode
Oh yeah speaking of how significantly are the evil2s getting changed?
total overhaul
perforators will be evil flesh hydra
hivemind is body horror creature
i wonder how dlc will handle this
silksong dlc will end calamity
not really
but ye
they are going to work better with their lore (the fact they are god remains)
really
mucho texto, but he will play more around the fact hive mind is the "revived" form of the god of dogma
fuckkkk this just reminded me of trypophobia hivemind
I like the sound of that
Play more around nightmares
Oh yeah since he’s getting a complete overhaul what was this?
Was this a scrapped resprite or something unofficial
How come so many scrapped redesigns were by iban?
thats the poo brai n
iban was the lead artist iirc
or at the very least the most active dev artist who posted things publically
Was you say?
Ohh
What is sso shorthand for?
sunken sea overhaul
Ohhh thanks
That’s explains some things about fables actually
it isnt going to fables either btw
yeah
(iban plan to make a new concept for hive mind)
But fables consists of the '22 team yes
the spider perforator is going in fables though
public iban hive wasnt as evolved from the og concept as the public perfs
fables is cooking tho
fables goes hard ngl there bosses and sprites
The fables team is skilled yes
i wish fables wasn't called fables
I wonder if this will be what fables uses
no
Nope
it's like it's some king of overhaul of calamity, some could say a calamity overhaul
I am removing your kneecap privileges
Explode maybe
such forbidden word
i wish fables and cal could be compatible in some capacity
nope
no
That would be a rather strange compatability
the whole point of fables is FABLESS calamity
fables is scrapping like 70% of cal bosses or repurposing them into minibosses or other content
nothing would add up
bro old duke is so ass
and OD is a very fab-like boss
no way fables adding it
I personally think fables and main calamity should keep themselves seperate
Fucking hell
Because both mods are a look into different stories the two teams created for the same idea
They kept crabulon, and DS though of all bosses
i want to start devving minecraft mods
the plague wont even exist in fables
I can agree with you
It's a very interesting thing to watch
they just started the mod
What is the bossline for fables planned to be?
not like they are going to add the final boss right away
i think there's roughly a negative chance that fables is ever even considering keeping old duke
theyve been working on it for 3 years i believe
there is a difference between adding the final boss and scrapping crabulon of all things
a fairly huge difference if i say so myself
I kinda thought it was just gonna be their redesign of every boss for some reason
crabulon is a fun and unique concept
the only other pre hardmode boss is slime god and the big clam so like no much of a selection
Actually what’s the story of fables?
It’s not
Calamity without fabsol is clearly the lore
Damb
??? evil2 ??? retiers ???
It’s a new story made for the mod
what if they call him Gold Duke and he's duke fishron but he drops 10000 platinum
it's condensed gold
Uh huh sure
they dont need to follow cal progression to a T either and they arent
Then he would be called Platinum Duke
We'll see how that holds up in court
he drops 100k gold coins
cold duke, where he shoots icicles at you
scoria duke where hes scoria

mold duke (spawns in dungeon, replaces polterghast)
bruh they aint using any knockoff bosses
bold duke where his saturation is turned way up
rolled duke where he is duke fishron but he is rolled up
SCORIA DUKE BELOVED
old puke boss
hi yuh
YuH is summoned by scoria duke

Putting scoria duke in a box held up on one side by a stick
maybe they could run a polled duke
what if they auction off duke fishron's corpse until he's a sold duke
Oh yeah meld
Fables should obviously just make their own unique bosses without using the same names
Smh
Well you see sometimes they are
fables should add shadow the hedgehog because hes cool and awesome and he has a gun
What if old duke lived underground and was called mold duke
planned (not for calmain)
But sometimes the boss warrants the same name
i did that one already
fables should obviously get rid of everything to do with calamity and add eridanus champion of the cosmos
FUCK
What’s the plan for meld since it’s kinda shoved into the other pillars for the sake of trying to fit rogue in
Rename Desert Scourge to Scourge Desert 
pinworthy
on ALL our souls we are taking the bait
no meld pillar ever
🙏
meld pillar crime against xeroc
Crabulon renamed to Uloncrab
Meld is explained away as a thing that the pillar enemies are made of
xeroc is already in the game and has been for years now
meld invasion event that you have to beat so you can fight xeroc
xeroc coming. run away
you get meld and shove some stardust in it?
Xeroc armor return when
you get the worst enemies ever
i havent seen xerox
no what about when its nightime
i only go out at nighttime
no reiality
and this is how we lure out the vampires in the server
Xeroc should emote on you when you are doing the boss rush event
vampires come out at daytime
xeroc hits the griddy if you die to a prehm boss
also
wait who is xeroc again
(solar eclipse)
thats just the sigil
God of primordial light
yharium sigil
the sun
no
im the un
No the sun is just the sun
no that isnt the yharim sigil the yharim sigil is a y
tyeski bless us will be get the encore video effects in the boss rush
the sun is his gamer mansion
Permission to be the un has been revoked sorry
which video
Your license for that permission expired
he exclusively plays rogue class
t1e?
now i REALLY dont like him
the encore mixes yeah
or older
so that's why providence wants to eat the sun or whatever
this is why xeroc armor is called xeroc armor
There is a horrible screeching noise coming from outside my window
My last words are
shoot it
boss rush is currently on the cusp of being completely redesigned
lore older than scoria duke
My bad
FUCK
boss rush isn't real
X2
bruh the terrarien cant face the sun
i want to just kill it but yall would hate that
he cant withstand the heat
😀
The immortal snail is approaching
boss leisure
Isn’t there a mod where the terrarian faces the sun
he can bareylt with stanf lava
gameterraria yeah
i want boss rush to work almost identically to the True Arena in Kirby games
boss rush is a hallucination caused by xeroc throwing a rock at your head
but thats fake news
There is one where you fight the moon also
nameless deity has an attack that is literally the sun if you count that as fighting the sun
though you arent really fighting it
just running away from it
you would have to add an item that the terraria guy can use to fight xeroc the sun
everyone forgets stoffie
stoffie is not fake you will be killed for your insolence
everything after moon lord is a hallucination actually
wasnt gameterraria one of the first mods to use subworlds in a somewhat meaningful manner
probably
I think sga was also one of the first
stoffie is fake 
i remember it having a challenge where you fought both expert eow and boc at the same time with a fixed loadout for a reward
Is xeroc actually stoffie theory?
everyone says the terrarian is you but nobody ever asks the terrarian who they are
this is why calamity fables will end with the terrarian jumping through the screen and killing you in real life
for your eternal torment of their soul
oh also is calamity fables worth a playthrough or no
like is it long enough to warrant an entire playthrough
I asked them and they said they’re Yharim
we will have to update the reaction image now
oh right, its that time of the month again
time to post the gif(s) for the tmod update
it didnt break it the mod just corrupted for whatever reason
what if the next tmod update includes yharim
true back to finding projectial KE
you will be baked soon
wrong, custom achievements
2025 years of gaming and not once have achievements ever been useful!
maybe im skewed by the nohit server, where we have both the changelogs from this server and the tmod server funneled into the same channel
so it lights up for tmod updates, and we think its new cal changes only to be let down
but you see, hype moments and aura
true true
For me, as long as the cd's songs stay and it's endgame, I don't really care what the boss rush turns into.
Just
Make it good

only if it's old duke weapon reworks
tbh
why would I do that
same reason you did the DoG weapons
why not
well
"It's dogshit so someone's gotta fix it"
Mold duke and what have you
Wait, I thought y'all hated Kiri with all that electrons torture thing
Should I add electrons into cosmore now...?😰
yeah but that would make you unstable
Sir I'm always unstable
It's not news tbh
you need 8 valince electrions to be stable

stomp was talking about old Duke weapons
ok
Damn I thought u leaked something for a sec
it is a leak
leaking the next update
it says reworked
dang
Yeah but is old news
The biggest number there is 300 we are already in 723
@late eagle i know you was mad when they added old duke and not yharuim
I... Wasn't? Because I didn't know Calamity to begin with.
when did you become a calamity connossuiser
At the end of last year
By the way, I don't want Yharim to be added yet.
what if yharim tomorrow
I prefer them to worry about everything being up to date, especially the bosses.
bruh most of the bosses ai is just copied frim vanilla
yharim should just use betsy ai
what if they added yharim two seconds ago and nobody has found him
i secretly removed yharim from the games code every single update
The more Bosses they rework, the more experience they will get, and better Yharim will become.

sure i guess so
1.4.5 going to release before sso
bruh the develoment is bdone on 1.4.5 they are just fixing bugs
1.4.5. is reliseing by the end of the year
guys you'll never guess what's happening tomorrow
nothing
doze shut up
i need 2 gfs
havent done any modding in months and i havent any repository shit deimod fixed today
where the fuck is calamity in my mod list
I'm already ahead of u
chain kiri up in the dungeon
last update was so long ago its all the way at the bottom
i wonder if I still have my recurring yearly alarm on Oct 1 that plays the green day song
and torture it
😨 ???
is v2.0.5 the latest version
Yes
Yup
sso soon
Tough love
dont worry
what if I posted my nohit of dog
imagine when it actully comes out
too bad I won't
SSO reminds me of a very very cool letter
I should make a crossword out of a tooltip sometime
and why is october 1 green
If* not when
because september ended
when is october again
there and then
uh didnt tmod make multitiles Multi Tile better or smth
how did they change it
nvm i forgor
changelogs never, they've been cancelled sorry
when are they adding calamitas to bug game
yes finally i been waiting
I have fact checked these claims, they are true.
after the devourer of gods
ok but actually DoG could be such a fun boss in skong
FINALLY
oh look
happy october
Ooh changelogs
music box was already prehm
that's cal music mod
ah
this sums up the reworked DoG experience quite well i think
nvm then
wait holy shit these aren't just regular changelogs these are peak
its just listed with the regular cal recipes
DoG semi-rework out of nowhere holy cow
have a spoiler to get buried too while we're at it



