calamity-update-talk

[dull heart]

no

[dusk bronze]

ancienter crusher

[dull heart]

it was removed more recently

than crusher

[arctic cliff]

the evil crusher blades?

[dull heart]

I have never seen those before in my life ngl

[lyric trellis]

What could they even be succeeded by

Wow this swords are big and evil

[arctic cliff]

Glacial Crusher?

and no im not picking these becasue they all have "Crusher" in their name im genuinely picking them with intent

[dusk bronze]

that was just beam sword but cold 💀

[arctic cliff]

actually no

it HAD a projectilce, oh sure, but that projectile could freeze enemies (glacial state)
and the weapon's tmelee strikes would do twice as much damage on glacial stated enemies

[dusk bronze]

usestyle 1

[dull heart]

So beam sword that freezes things

[arctic cliff]

still its a beam sword but it had a le funny tmelee function

although

it also dropped from cryogen...

which... has a real tmelee sword...

that also happens to be easily one of the most broken tmelee swords in any specific tier

[dull heart]

yeah

[arctic cliff]

still, i like the idea of a projectile weapon whose projectiles give a specific debuff that buffs a tmelee swing of said weapon

[dull heart]

well no it's not glacial crusher

[arctic cliff]

anyways Phoenix Blade?

[dull heart]

wasn't that just like breaker blade + carnage

[dusk bronze]

terra cotta?

[dull heart]

we already have carnage and breaker blade at the same tier as evil smasher

[dull heart]

same thing where it's just post plant carnage

[arctic cliff]

no it was a post-mech sword that was basically just burnt sienna

on steroids

[dull heart]

so yes it was just breaker blade + carnage

[arctic cliff]

i miss it so much purely because it was stupid on plantera

kill all of its baby vines and heal up

[dull heart]

Carnage does the same thing as Burnt Sienna with spawning projectiles

That Beal

Heal

[arctic cliff]

huh

for some reason carnage's description never mentions that

it just says "homing blood on death"

[dull heart]

It doesn't mention it heals yea

Technically it's because they heal upon hitting an enemy

but at the core it's just kill enemies to heal like Burnt Sienna

[lapis oak]

Carnage rework soon 🙏

banger sprite ❤️ glorpshit gameplay 🥀

[lyric trellis]

Carnage rogue tomorrow

[arctic cliff]

okay

crackpot response

Yanmei's Knife

[dull heart]

correct response*

[pulsar cobalt]

debuff build,,,

[lyric trellis]

Hey doze does the Evil Smasher rework make it’s obtainment method not dumb yet

[dull heart]

yes

It now has one of the best obtainment methods in the mod

[pulsar cobalt]

crafting

[lyric trellis]

Awesome

[tidal lodge]

Fishing!

[pulsar cobalt]

thats fine idk wat ur talking about

[dull heart]

Actually it's probably the best

[dusk bronze]

true!

[dull heart]

bc idk anything else that's not fishing crafting chests or drops

besides evil smasher rework

[tidal lodge]

Rewarded via astral projection or something funky lol

[dull heart]

I guess the uh

Enchanted Sword and Roxcalibur aren't fishing, crafting, chests, or enemy drops s

[lapis oak]

🤨 ?

[tropic jolt]

its definitely pretty cool

[dusk bronze]

also lilies

and terragrim

[tropic jolt]

terragrim...

FAKE weapon

doesnt exist

[dusk bronze]

true

[arctic cliff]

Destroy a ton of altars, and kill the resulting army of Wraiths, clearly

[dull heart]

Old Wraith's Army

[lyric trellis]

Whatever your dev accessory was doing before

[dull heart]

Oh or shops

[arctic cliff]

Corrupt the Pwnhammer in some way or another?

[tropic jolt]

what does shimmer count as

crafting?

[dull heart]

does shimmer unlock any unique weapons?

[dusk bronze]

kalandra

but that's still crafting

[dull heart]

that's crafted

[tropic jolt]

idk it could!!!

[iron dew]

evil smasher new obtainment method requires you to smash bricks on your head, trust me, im one of those who lets just say.... knowing

[tropic jolt]

it should

[arctic cliff]

it doesnt...

wait dont tell me evil smasher is just shimmering pwnhammer

[dull heart]

no it's not just shimmer it's significantly cooler

[lyric trellis]

You must defeat grug the evil smasher

[tropic jolt]

🧿

[pulsar cobalt]

it unlocks unique ammo

[iron dew]

defeat me in terraria pvp to get the evil smasher

[pulsar cobalt]

shimmer arrows

[tropic jolt]

what if you could slice ravagers head off and use it as a crafting station

[dusk bronze]

peak

[dull heart]

Oh true shimmer arrows

Either way this is definitely one of the best obtainment methods

[pulsar cobalt]

will it still be connected to the evils i see it being used in the crimson underground, and the vfx having red n purple but thats not exactly confirmation

[dull heart]

Honestly I've probably given enough away only time to make a pretty good guess as to how it's gotten

[naive ice]

Not really. There’s a bucket and a better solution gun. And arrows that go up because fuck you

[dull heart]

yeah

[dusk bronze]

everyone sleeping on shimmer flares smh

[fringe quiver]

oh did doze post

evil smasher rework

[lapis oak]

Throw the WoF hammer into Altars

[fringe quiver]

can someone message link if thats the case im scrolling up but it'd be more convenient

oh nvm found

cool .

[lapis oak]

Oh wait I know

Kill an evil mob with WoF hammer

[tropic jolt]

[dull heart]

true...

[tropic jolt]

truth nuke?

[dull heart]

Evil Smasher is probably my best done work yet

[fathom girder]

I think dog rework will be your pinnacle for awhile ngl

straight heroic feat right there

[dull heart]

dog rework will be my most impactful work absolutely

But not my strongest work

[tropic jolt]

yharim worm

[lapis oak]

U say this with every reworks

[dull heart]

a lot of the things that truly make it amazing are the parts done by Xyk, Fryzahh, and Sunny

[dull heart]

no?

when's the last time I said it

[lapis oak]

[fathom girder]

I didn't realize sunny did part of it too

neat

[dull heart]

sunny and fryzahh together updated his fireballs visuals

[fathom girder]

Oooooooh

good

his fireballs are lame as shit rn

[lapis oak]

Fireballs getting peak

[dull heart]

before evil smasher my best work on a rework would be Gilded Proboscis

and before that Mirror Blade

[fathom girder]

funny how two of your best works are byleth related

[dull heart]

blade and proboscis are pretty close tbh

[fathom girder]

I'm gonna introduce you to more hot swordswomen to take inspiration from

[dull heart]

But mirror blade also had Sunny do some touchups that tied it together

[lapis oak]

Have you made indicator on full charged Gilded?

People seem to want that

[dull heart]

still just the same wobble as before

I'll do it eventually

[lapis oak]

Aight

[dull heart]

It'll probably just be an audio cue because I don't want it to be overemphasized

you're not really meant to use it full charge, full charge is only there to prevent infinite scaling damage

[fathom girder]

Why not make it a subtle highlight flash over the entire weapon or sumn

with periodic blinks in case the initial flash was missed

[dull heart]

it has a visual cue already (the weapon starts shaking)

[lapis oak]

So Clockwork Bow type thing

[fathom girder]

(shaking)

ig that works but it might be hard to notice

but

BUT

it isn't meant to be fully charged every time

probably not an issue

[dull heart]

it doesn't need to be super easy to notice because you're not really meant to basically ever be fully charged

It's five full seconds of charging

it's just meant to allow storing some of the DPS of the weapon up when you're out of true melee range to unleash when the boss gets back in true melee range

It doesn't matter if it's noticable because either way you should be unleashing it as soon as you're in range, and you shouldn't be unleashing it before you're in range obviously

[fathom girder]

hmmmm

[dull heart]

the charge attack also has endlag cancels into the upstrike for further emphasis that you're meant to just hit the charge and start wailing on them while in rwnge

[fathom girder]

Ooh okay so it's kinda the opposite of what I was thinkin' it would be

Cool cool

[dull heart]

the charge is lower DPS but it can be stored when out of range

The upstrike is higher DPS but moves you and does nothing out of range

[fathom girder]

Can it be actually stored like you can do with certain smash attacks

[dull heart]

no

you can't store smash attacks at all, only some charging specials

[fathom girder]

I was thinkin' about whatever DK does

Showing my lack of smash knowledge

[dull heart]

smh

[fathom girder]

Sorry I take showers

[dull heart]

anyway I'll add an indicator because it doesn't hurt but it'll still be nothing crazy

[pulsar cobalt]

thats his neutral b

[dull heart]

Evil Smasher does have a full charge indicator and it's peak

evil smasher sounds are so nice, it's just a good combination of DD2 event sounds + deerclops snow boulder attack sound

and the full charge noise is the Waffle's Iron sound

[halcyon seal]

Has anyone used shimmer arrows to any success

[naive ice]

Outside of Blood Rain Bow I don’t think so

[cinder hearth]

...you know the idea of a hammer only run has crossed my mind once or twice, but the early game being all tools or the currently boring evil smasher really put a damper on my enthusiasm

[halcyon seal]

It has blood rain bow tech?

[cinder hearth]

But this sounds interesting

[naive ice]

It doesn’t apply it’s shooting up thing, so shimmer arrows are a good pre hardmode damage option with Blood Rain Bow

[dull heart]

Yes they're very good

quite high base damage

[dull heart]

Unfortunately this might not be ideal for a hammer only run but also it might

[halcyon seal]

They are?

[dull heart]

My new debuff system allows making debuffs that have multiple types simultaneously quite easily and so

Evil Smasher applies a relatively weak at base debuff that scales with all debuff types (but only positive modifiers, it ignores negative ones)

[cinder hearth]

I don't mean necessarily just things classified as hammers, they just gotta look like a hammer

[dull heart]

I mean like

it might not be an ideal solo weapon

It's a support weapon

[cinder hearth]

It's still probably gonna be better than pwnhammer for destroyer

[dull heart]

ok true

[pulsar cobalt]

they have high base damage and are much easier to farm compared to hellfire arrows pre evils

[pulsar cobalt]

me drinking all the debuff amplifying alcohol:

[dull heart]

about that

alcohol rework causes all of the alcohols to reduce one type equally to how much they buff their type

ignoring negative modifiers is applied at the end, so +0.25 and -0.25 would cancel out with all of them

[pulsar cobalt]

wtf,,,

fix that

or else

[dull heart]

but... If you just drink one with a downside the enemy is resistant to...

it's a straight benefit

it's just stacking a bunch that might not work so well

[pulsar cobalt]

BUT I WANNA STACK EM ALL

[dull heart]

L

[dense sundial]

Consider the following.

[earnest jewel]

Is that Elden The Ring?

[dense sundial]

this is a dagger woman but i think you get the idea

[dense sundial]

close enough (nightreign)

[earnest jewel]

Night The Reign? Are they a horse?

[cinder hearth]

Just use lady maria at that point

An actual sword lady

[dense sundial]

what

[dense sundial]

okay i haven't played bloodborne

[arctic cliff]

lynel after realizing they haven't played bloodborne

[fathom girder]

ew no

[cinder hearth]

She's one of the two characters duchess is based on

[dense sundial]

i am disappointed

that wasn't going to ping, but my client randomly soiled itself and apparently ping is default

[fathom girder]

Oh well

Duchess is cringe

Souls women are cringe

all soft spoken girlfailures

[earnest jewel]

Women are cringe? Unsuprising for this server.

[dense sundial]

🚬

[analog helm]

meeeeee

[summer shore]

You simply have not found the artist of your dreams yet

[fathom girder]

Because they don't exist

[dusk bronze]

you don't exist

[fathom girder]

The only strong, confident, powerful woman in all of souls is some nobody named Freyja and she doesn't shower

and she's illiterate

Souls women are cringe

[earnest jewel]

So she plays Calamity?

[fathom girder]

probably

[sacred marlin]

Nobody in elden ring showers they don't have them

[halcyon seal]

All I’m saying is friede beat my ass so hard I had to question faith

[fathom girder]

She took me 4 tries

laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame

[slate folio]

hey guys didnt some guy leak the new yharon sprite on w/place once

has that gotten erased

[earnest jewel]

I doubt that's where a leak would be.

It's probably just the concept sprite that's being redone.

[slate folio]

no i swear it was the dia one

i saw it on a video looking at w/place

[earnest jewel]

The one we only know what his legs look like?

[vivid hemlock]

if it does exist we should probably not bring attention to it

dont think we want people finding it and posting it to other places

[slate folio]

i was wondering if its been erased

[earnest jewel]

If someone somehow got an early version of the completed Yharon sprite, why would they decide to leak it by meticulously recreating it on a random pvp spriting site?

[slate folio]

because people are stupid like that

[dusk bronze]

streisand effect

[dense sundial]

by not thinking about the fact it's a leak

[arctic cliff]

because it'd be a pretty good place to show a leak if you can do it. not much the caldevs can do about a very giant complete sprite of yharon

[rich ginkgo]

why do people leak the patreon spoilers lmao id rather gatekeep them any day

like even if i was allowed to leak them id gatekeep them for myself

[dusk bronze]

guys

google streisand effect

[earnest jewel]

Wait the patrons get stuff early? And here I was spending all my money on only plushies like some kind of idiot!

[distant raft]

yeah its in the descriptions of the tiers

[rich ginkgo]

it says so on the patreon page man 😭

[distant raft]

auric gets updates 1 week early

[earnest jewel]

You think I read those?

[distant raft]

oh right i forgot

we're tmod players

we can't read

[rich ginkgo]

i mean if you’ve ever considered buying the patreon then yeah probably

[dusk bronze]

yeah $20 tier gets a ton of exclusive spoilers

[earnest jewel]

I don't have freedom money, give it in a real currency!

[rich ginkgo]

$33 canadian dollars

[earnest jewel]

That's too British-adjacent.

[rich ginkgo]

you get what you get and you dont get upset

[still bluff]

also the money now actually goes to devs instead of to fabsol which is a solid improvement

[dusk bronze]

true!!

[pseudo vector]

leakers are bums

[tropic jolt]

the only thing I know for real

[earnest jewel]

There will be leaks... shared!

[fathom girder]

Leakers don't give back what they take

[hasty tangle]

the only leak i know for real*

[earnest jewel]

Oh no, there will be leaks! (Leaks!) Shared! (Shared!) It's the only thing I've ever KNOWWNNN!

[fathom girder]

THERE WILL BE WHEEL

(WHEEL)

CHAIR

(CHAIR)

[uncut briar]

is statis actually filipino

the philippines exist in calamity mod?

[earnest jewel]

He's gay, if that helps.

[uncut briar]

thats not what i asked

[earnest jewel]

There's a Sweden, apparently.

[fringe quiver]

yes the philippines canonically exist in calamity mod

theyre located in the abyss

hes not actually filipino but people started calling him flipino so its canon now

[lyric trellis]

Unpleasant gradient Mrrp

[agile latch]

creature.. getting some motivation to return spriting

[tropic jolt]

what armor is that 🤨

[agile latch]

its a old itteration of aerialite ranged set

i just use it for size comparission

[tropic jolt]

the evil sunken slime

[earnest jewel]

No, it's where the Dutch live.

[dry whale]

return to slime..

[agile latch]

the polyperils

[tropic jolt]

what if slime god summoned every slime in the game

[agile latch]

its a very diverse family in shapes

[tropic jolt]

do they drop the jellies

[fringe quiver]

Oh awesome new polyperils

[earnest jewel]

Orb slime, Long slime, Wide slime, Guy.

[fringe quiver]

They look way more... Polyperilous now

Quite. quite literally

they literally just look way more like jellyfish polyps now

[agile latch]

there is 2 more to be made, radiant and voltaic

(voltaic will be really chungus and big..)

[tropic jolt]

how big

[fringe quiver]

I feel like the green one could use some better shape language, specially near the tentacles
It's a straight long tube which i get the vibe ur going for but i think adding some more definition on the separation between the "stalk" and the tentacles like the other two have would make it look a bit better

[agile latch]

twice the size of the pink one

[fringe quiver]

it's the tall lanky one but i think it could have a bit of a more defined shape over just being

The Tube

[late eagle]

Triangle resurrected from the dead🙏

[fringe quiver]

these are p cool tho
Definitely improvements over the old ones with a much more jellyfish polyp-esque look and i really like the goopy translucent texture they have going on just like the other jellies

thumbup

plus them having diff variants that arent just color changes and actually look different is :]

[true pilot]

I love how that armor looks zamn

[ripe kettle]

i was in the sky trying to find a wyvern right after killing wof then STORM WEAVER spawns in, turning my screen white and then kills me

like what 😭

[uncut briar]

BOO

[uncut briar]

Thank you for an actual answer

thats why youre goated

[fringe quiver]

i gave a funny joke response first then an actual response later that way i can keep my reputation of internet funnywoman AND actually give a clear answer on the matter

remember kids

forgot the rest

[uncut briar]

rule 11

[dull heart]

nah I'm good

[stuck kite]

scary

[lyric trellis]

!

[strong isle]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-scary-jumpscare-meme-funny-gif-25838955

I feel so bad for this kid
He looks like someone broke his ribs

[hard copper]

change logs in 7

[late eagle]

Me having a heart attack

[brave star]

Sea slimes

[dusty tinsel]

sea slugs

[lapis oak]

Khamul the evil

[dusty tinsel]

what did i do 😭

[terse dew]

Be evil

[lapis oak]

My ticket was 509 years ago buh why u still talking about it 🤬

Also close the latest ticket it been there for hoursss

[dusty tinsel]

You never even gave info though 😭

[boreal edge]

Breaks every hydrogen bond in Kiri's body

[lapis oak]

[real axle]

turns you into

[brave star]

Kiriwires

[main falcon]

Will mirageman be in the next update

/. J

[white aurora]

wawa

[pearl sentinel]

fogbound

[hardy gulch]

throws Kiri into a cage and kicks the cage over 10 times

[brave star]

Turns Kiri into a training dummy

[buoyant pulsar]

i thought it was pretty fun personally

obviously it could be made better but i think its fun currently

[shut granite]

leaked community remix noxus theme

[dusty tinsel]

Turns mangorb into kiri and kiri into mangorb

[brave star]

[analog helm]

transfoosion

[thorny glacier]

700 changelogs are coming tomorrow

Be ready

[rose radish]

SSO delay coming in less than a week, get ready

Just 5 more days and this chat dies in starvation

[vivid hemlock]

🥹

[halcyon seal]

Holy shit the green guy is so funny

[hard copper]

silk song spoilers: hornet fucking dies

[prisma cipher]

Spectuniac spoilers: he has a cat pfp

[hard copper]

[white aurora]

wawa

[prisma cipher]

wawa

[desert garnet]

wawa

[real axle]

wawa

[hard hearth]

no

[real axle]

no wawa?

[white aurora]

slugcats are banned

[wide nova]

kiss?

[native thistle]

wawee

[analog helm]

awa

[azure oak]

the goober chart got changed for once

[vivid hemlock]

new polyperils,,,

[azure oak]

they're funny

[vivid hemlock]

so glooby

[cunning sequoia]

balloons

[dense sundial]

Searslug and Leerslug is kinda funny

[cunning sequoia]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/568192082473386020/1365061281635241994/LavaSlug.gif

i love searslug

[azure oak]

i want every single invertebrate in the sunken sea as a pet

[cunning sequoia]

truth duke

[azure oak]

and a couple vertebrates i guess

[cunning sequoia]

slugbuns at least

i love them dearly

[azure oak]

slugbun town pets when....

[analog helm]

my child

[keen zodiac]

i mean relogic plans to add placable critters down so that could be interesting

[mystic eagle]

Haunted buddy Chum pal friend buddy pal chum friend fella brother amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum pal

[lapis oak]

🤨

[thorny glacier]

i only just realised those boxes mark sunken sea subbiomes where enemies, critters and such will spawn in and not some random divisions what the fucking hell💀

[vestal osprey]

Okay i have a very important question about this.

Which fish here would taste best?

[vivid hemlock]

podoboo

[drowsy reef]

Lazarus lampfish

Monkfish are known for being really tasty and they’re closely related to anglers

[vestal osprey]

Would the stuff in the basalt gully taste spicy or burnt?

[dense sundial]

Finally seeing one of these things animated reminds me

How’s le asset purgatory going lately

[lapis oak]

[torn kite]

Why do adult ghostbells have a smaller tentacles than the baby ones?

What specie are they based on?

[summer shore]

They don't look small ingame

Outline shenanigans or something like that

[dusk bronze]

baby fat

[summer shore]

yep forget what I said it's baby fat

[hot pebble]

what is HM

[real axle]

Hard mode

[hot pebble]

got it

[vocal kelp]

They don't have outlines at all wh

[summer shore]

wrong it's ham murger

[vocal kelp]

What pooper is saying is that the tentacles r thinner

[summer shore]

no I meant

They have thicker outlines in game

Through code or something

[real axle]

of course

mb

[fallen olive]

King Clam ❤️

[vivid hemlock]

king clam

giant clam wont be missed

[lapis oak]

Clam of King

[summer shore]

the fish

[lyric trellis]

Some sort of fish update

[summer shore]

Cit update

[dusk bronze]

a sea overhaul, perhaps

[dusty tinsel]

Don't post things like that

Why did I reply to it I should have just pinged them

Anyway

[lapis oak]

Khamul close my mod mail ticker guh

[dusty tinsel]

No

It will stay open

[lapis oak]

it's been on for 5 dayssss!!!

what the fuck!!

[dusty tinsel]

How else can I bug you

[valid crypt]

You deserve this

[lapis oak]

😭

[tropic jolt]

the punishment

[pearl sentinel]

my favorite mod ticket was when i got caught in the crossfire of a spam bot

❤️

[dusty tinsel]

@languid creek please refrain from posting stuff like that

There gonna do it properly

[pearl sentinel]

had to beg cheese to send a mod ticket cuz shes the only person here I have friended 😭

[dusty tinsel]

Answer the question I sent you kiri and then I will close it

[lapis oak]

😡

[valid crypt]

Treating mod mail like dms damn

[dusty tinsel]

What kiri made a very vague report and then never gave any information about it

The electrons were very necessary

[hard hearth]

ahem

[torn kite]

Fish update?...

Gulp

[analog helm]

bulbubulbublu

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

gulp gulp gulp gulp

[torn kite]

Like... Gulp... Fish gets... Gulp... Updated?... Gulp....

[thorny glacier]

👍

[valid crypt]

The star fish shoulda been the original star walker

[analog helm]

START LICKING WE CAN STILL SAVE HIM!!

[dull heart]

I will never release changelogs on a day after someone says changelogs tomorrow

[dusty tinsel]

Yes ein

[valid crypt]

Isnt it yuh who releases changelogs

[late eagle]

Changelogs tomorrow

[dull heart]

shush

that's not important

[dusty tinsel]

Melon gun it is your turn

[lapis oak]

molon gun

[dusk bronze]

sunken sea overhaul live footage

[valid crypt]

Wha whu uh

[dusty tinsel]

To turn kiri into a melon

Of course

[thorny glacier]

that’s so painful to watch

[dull heart]

huh Swordsplosion was once a riv of ark of the elements

[valid crypt]

724 - removed the terrarian in favour of the calamtian

[dusty tinsel]

724 - Replaced Yharim with his twin Mirahy

[torn kite]

Who

[azure oak]

724 - Added Markiplier live reaction into the corner when a boss is alive

[dusk bronze]

rune of delta

[torn kite]

Oh

[valid crypt]

The original starwalker

[dusty tinsel]

I am removing Orios kneecap privileges

[dusk bronze]

these fish are pissing me off...

[dusty tinsel]

Those star fish now have rocket boosts lol

[dull heart]

spoiler alert: I have not cooked this week sorry

[lapis oak]

you're finished

[brave star]

You know what that means

[dusk bronze]

vs covered in cobwebs

[dull heart]

literally last Saturday was the last time I opened it

[lapis oak]

owari da

it's over for SSO

[arctic cliff]

ya should probably rework it

[dull heart]

It's over for getting random doze stuff

[arctic cliff]

into... i dunno

[dull heart]

A nuke

[dusty tinsel]

Breaking news Doze is being removed

[arctic cliff]

sword nuke

[dull heart]

make it cost 11 Mana per sword spawned

[arctic cliff]

truth duke

[dusty tinsel]

Truth Nuke

[dull heart]

modern day Starfury

[analog helm]

placed in calamilimbo

[dense sundial]

I think people should be allowed to work on update content that is actually relevant to the update

[arctic cliff]

also are we not going to talk about how this drops from a dragonfolly

[dull heart]

what's the problem

not every drop has to be thematically tied to the boss

[analog helm]

he just has that dw about it

[dusty tinsel]

That dragonfolly is buffed compared to the rest obviously

[dull heart]

in fact literally every legendary is specifically a different art style than the boss

[dusty tinsel]

His name is mike

[valid crypt]

Its a sword that someone else tried using on the folly and it got stuck on it

[dusk bronze]

pristine fury

[arctic cliff]

this is uh... what even is the swordplosion supposed to be?

[dull heart]

it's just a lightsaber of concentrated flux clearly

[dusty tinsel]

I mean malachite kinda matched pbg

[dull heart]

it matches only by green

[dusk bronze]

teardrop cleaver

[arctic cliff]

is this like a flux of cosmic energy smooshed together into a vague sword shape

[dull heart]

Teardrop has never been a legendary

[dusty tinsel]

And so does briny baron for fishron.

[dull heart]

it's just a 10%

[dusk bronze]

guh

[analog helm]

a real one wouldn't speak ill of malachite,,,

[dull heart]

Swordsplosion also wasn't ever a legendary

it was just RIV

[dusk bronze]

⁉️

[arctic cliff]

actually all i can imagine is swordplosion rework just having you summon the swords temporarily for attacks, ala morgott elden rin

[dull heart]

clearly Swordsplosion should just like be ark of the elements but not

[dusty tinsel]

The legendary fishron drop matches him obviously

[dusk bronze]

true

[dusty tinsel]

Swordsplosion is such a funny name

[dense sundial]

Swordsplosion should be old AotE again (but if you do this you shall be attacka’d with rocka)

[arctic cliff]

it actually is

wait

[valid crypt]

Swordsplosion should have tripple the projectiles

[dull heart]

I could imagine this (but I won't do this)

https://youtu.be/GtcNLlXgwn0

[lapis oak]

that's just Sword of Judgement

[dusty tinsel]

What does RIV even mean

[dusk bronze]

rare item variant

[dusty tinsel]

Ah

[dull heart]

really invasive virus

[arctic cliff]

dont we have an upcoming rework that just turns the sword into old AoTE

just add Swordplosion to its recipe

[dense sundial]

Right.

[arctic cliff]

[hard hearth]

ayo?

[arctic cliff]

behold

if you're one of those guys, you might like this

[dusty tinsel]

Calamity day

[dusk bronze]

what a calamity

[hard hearth]

my mobile version doesnt show forwarded messages

so i dont see anything

😊

[dusk bronze]

#spoilers

scroll up to june 1

[dusty tinsel]

Should make calamity day an official holiday

[hard hearth]

too much work

[lapis oak]

he already saw it buh

what you guys think those zany reactions came from

[arctic cliff]

kiri add one positron to each of my electrons for this embed failure

[dusty tinsel]

That was clearly a scam link

[arctic cliff]

#spoilers message

[dusty tinsel]

Banning you

[dusk bronze]

ip grabber

[lapis oak]

I got ip grabbed

[hard hearth]

oh this is just old aotc not old aote..........

[dull heart]

what if swinging evil smasher broke background walls

[dusk bronze]

[hard hearth]

brehhh brehhh..

[tropic jolt]

what if swinging evil smasher broke the games code

[dusty tinsel]

Peak

Just like trying to remove lava slime lava drop

[dull heart]

not just walls you hit just background walls in general

[dusk bronze]

khamul nuke the seal

[dull heart]

All gone

[lapis oak]

still happening

this is glorpshit

[dense sundial]

Wgat

[tropic jolt]

my arena 😭

💔💔

[dusty tinsel]

Instructions unclear nuking xzier

[dusk bronze]

[stiff light]

seal

you could say it doesnt get their seal of approval

[dusk bronze]

the reckoning will come

[arctic cliff]

the seal of what?

[analog helm]

seel,

[stiff light]

get this out of my sight

[dusty tinsel]

I would never hurt a seal. If one decided it was gonna attack me I would have to let it

[stiff light]

i dont think thats true

[lapis oak]

you'll change your mind afeter 1 bite

[dusty tinsel]

I would die happy

[stiff light]

how did guy get there

[dusty tinsel]

I would adopt it

[brave star]

Le boi

Just flopping there

[vivid hemlock]

kiri will change its mind after i rearrange its organelles

[dusty tinsel]

Flopped

[lapis oak]

the fuck is organelles???

[dusk bronze]

removed

[dusty tinsel]

An organ inside a cell

An example is the mitochondria

Turning kiri into a mitocondria

[brave star]

The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[dull heart]

I just had a crazy idea

thank you random citizens

[dusty tinsel]

Mitochondria boss?

[lapis oak]

awesome

[dull heart]

No I had the idea before you mitochondriad it up in here I just had to see if it was at all feasible

[hard hearth]

@arctic cliff how many times am i gonna have to delete the animal images before you stop on your own

[dusty tinsel]

Overdone was using them as reaction images

[arctic cliff]

okay ngl i don't get this attitude

[hard hearth]

you're flooding the chat

[dusty tinsel]

Overdone being exterminated for animal pics

[arctic cliff]

spoilerous behavior, apparently

[hard hearth]

emotes as reaction images work because they dont occupy that much space individually

stickers is already a bit too large but one every so often shouldnt be an issue

images is a no no

[arctic cliff]

is this the vaunted "stop having fun" mod i've been hearing about

[dusty tinsel]

We need seal emoji's

That's an admin actually

[hard hearth]

yes

big bad ein is here to remove your fun or something

[thorny nacelle]

Since the evil island is getting replaced, does that mean both world evils will generate in a future Calamity world?

[stiff light]

omg cellular biology mentioned

[vivid hemlock]

nope

[thorny nacelle]

So only the Corruption is canon to Calamity, then?

[arctic cliff]

its funnier to me ngl

[vivid hemlock]

?

you pick and choose which one appears in your world

[dusty tinsel]

Basically every time I have played calamity the evil island doesn't even work properly because it spawns too high

[vivid hemlock]

doesnt mean the other doesnt exist

also you can still make the other evil biome i think, its just tedious

[stiff light]

did u know that the mitochondrion was formed by cyanobacteria entering an early eukaryotic cell and entering endosymbiosis, turning itself into a mitochondrion

[thorny nacelle]

So where DOES the crimson exist if the world generates with the corruption?

[vivid hemlock]

other continent

[brave star]

Woao

[thorny nacelle]

Oh right.

[brave star]

Interesting

[azure oak]

calamity mod

[stiff light]

same with chloroplasts

[hard hearth]

is this what talking in lorema feels like

[stiff light]

this is what getting hit in the head with a pipe feels like

[hard hearth]

i dont think thats true

[dusty tinsel]

Google seems to say that it's only chloroplast that were formed by cyanobacteria. Mitochondria are from purple alpha-proteobacteria

[terse dew]

Iron pipe I think that's a NieR reference

😲

[dusty tinsel]

According to google

[hard hearth]

mr merk...

[dusty tinsel]

But Google is notoriously wrong on many occasions

[vivid hemlock]

cyanobacteria are the ones who photosynthesized

[terse dew]

Did you know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell? Nope, me neither.

[lapis oak]

you just need to word it in a way that the results are in your favor

[vivid hemlock]

so theyre the ones that became chloroplasts

[terse dew]

This is a reference to the fact Calamity mod has no mitochondria

[dusty tinsel]

Calamity mod more like peace mod

[stiff light]

yea u right

this is ontopic guys

[terse dew]

Vouch

[dusty tinsel]

Imagine sneaking into a cell just to help the cell

[stiff light]

im going to make a designer baby with chloroplasts

that can just drink water and stand in the sun

[dusk bronze]

true

[dense sundial]

Plants still need all manner of other things from the soil, and sometimes to eat insects if the soil is low enough in nitrogen

[stiff light]

really

[analog helm]

peas mod.,.,., ,, with chickpeas

[real axle]

When is Joyful mod coming out? We don't really like Calamity anymore

[terse dew]

When Joe Biden becomes president again

[lapis oak]

when Merk turns 31

[stiff light]

30*

merk is pushing 50

[real axle]

Someone get the time machine

[native thistle]

changelogs whenever

[analog helm]

chebglogs when i manifest them

[pseudo vector]

this has something to do with the new calamity track i will be dropping in the coming weeks

[azure oak]

HUH

dafuq is that

[pseudo vector]

:)

[valid crypt]

the goober

[azure oak]

mystery being

[pseudo vector]

this song will be unlike anything i've posted for calamity before now

[valid crypt]

psychadelic fuck, is that a acid rain goober

[azure oak]

odd mushroom theme

[dusk bronze]

what da hell

[pseudo vector]

patrons have heard a part of it

[dusk bronze]

ok but how the fuck is that related to it (rhetorical)

[vivid hemlock]

[pseudo vector]

you will see

:)

[analog helm]

hat man equivalent for nilk

[dense sundial]

If this is indeed Calamity-related my first guess is uhh

Nuclear Terror…?

[dusk bronze]

tyeski is doing the acid rain themes

[dense sundial]

I would have said SG, but I’m quite sure devs don’t want to touch any Dokuro music because this community is feral

I should, of course, stop assuming this is about existing content

[raw pendant]

yeahhh

well.. its complicated

[dusk bronze]

hey shhh

[pseudo vector]

have a part of the spectrogram i found funny

[raw pendant]

theres nothing bad about saying that

[halcyon seal]

Finally, we get the theme for Highogen

[dense sundial]

Skeleton in hellfire gif

[azure oak]

mhh yes very music

[earnest jewel]

It's Megalovania!

[pseudo vector]

it won't be a theme that will be ingame btw

its a concept track

[earnest jewel]

This is the song that plays on the site to hypnotise people into buying more plushies. (I'm people.)

[tropic jolt]

🪬

[dusk bronze]

hamsa

[tropic jolt]

🪬🪬

hands of the stone

[spark kiln]

lateralus type shit

[tropic jolt]

clearly it must be a noxus teaser

[dusk bronze]

true

[azure oak]

interesting

[wicked temple]

hii taylor

[dusk bronze]

wait did taylor have cool dude before

[wicked temple]

wtf

[dull heart]

yet

just wait till addon devs

[lyric trellis]

Sentenced to blue

[tropic jolt]

wrath of the addons

[dusk bronze]

true

[dull heart]

with Infernum kill

We need a replacement

[dusk bronze]

sitting on couch eating dorito

phone ring

"infernum is kil"

no

[cobalt wharf]

hey

[tropic jolt]

water themed mod that reworks all bosses to have easier patterns

[lyric trellis]

Aquarium

[cobalt wharf]

i do want a mod that adds an animal crossing like aquarium

[halcyon seal]

Mod that disables all weapons except for Sandgun and Sandblaster

[dull heart]

honestly

I might make an AI overhaul addon if I ever get around to figuring it out and have time

[halcyon seal]

If I had the knowledge I would 100% be willing to make an addon tbh

[brave star]

What if there was a Wrath of the Future

[halcyon seal]

Wotf

Wall of the flesh

[wicked temple]

what does this mean

[brave star]

Future bosses addon

[wicked temple]

why would u want future bosses

[brave star]

In a way they would be the same boss but with harder + new attacks and health for the challengers. Like they wouldn’t be a new npc ID but would have different code to tell it’s a stronger version

They would be purely optional

[wicked temple]

boss rush?

[tropic ermine]

but like.
why not just
put these changes into the main boss

[brave star]

Nope

[brave star]

That’s kinda what I’m saying

[tropic ermine]

introducing: the exact same boss but with a weird and wacky insignificant tweak sometimes

[wicked temple]

yeah

[brave star]

The soul artifacts make them stronger

[tropic ermine]

sigh

[fringe quiver]

boy i sure do wish i could fight a harder version of this boss

the humble difficulties:

[tropic ermine]

the nefarious challenges:

[fringe quiver]

future bosses are really dumb
they're based of dream bosses in hollow knight

[wicked temple]

exactlyy

[fringe quiver]

but here's, the funny thing

hollow knight

does not have different difficulty modes

thus, dream bosses are the only way to fight a harder form of a boss in that game

but calamity, does.

you dont need dream bosses in calamity because the mod literally has alternate difficulties as is

[brave star]

Technically there’s Steel soul

[tropic ermine]

casually multiplying the dev balance, development and etc effort for marginal at best benefit

yes I agree w this plan

[halcyon seal]

Future bosses were pretty funny

[wicked temple]

its also just like kinda unoriginal

[fierce hearth]

Wait guys I know how to improve the quality of the next major patch

[wicked temple]

its quite literally

[halcyon seal]

Honestly I kinda wish legdeath gfb cultist was based off ancient doomsayer

[wicked temple]

the same thing but again

[halcyon seal]

Anything to call back to more random shit old cal used to do for no reason is fun for gfb imo

[tropic ermine]

as if cal at present isn't saddled with a gazillion difficulties and is working to prune them

[fringe quiver]

If you want to fight harder devourer of gods you dont need devourer of universes you have a thing called Fighting Him On Death Mode

[brave star]

Maybe dream bosses would go to the gods instead? Since they’re technically original characters

[fringe quiver]

and if THAT is still not enough for you just like

[fierce hearth]

No SSO until the calamity texture pack is finally up-to-date on vanilla Terraria content.

[fringe quiver]

yeah do a self imposed challenge man idk

fight him without nay acessories or something

[wicked temple]

why dream bosses

[dusk bronze]

why are we talking about future bosses

[pseudo vector]

i mean in that case i'd work with the addon devs lol

[fringe quiver]

because someone brought it up

and we had to remind everyone why they're like a bad idea actually

[brave star]

Idk I have a thing for exploring more about dead characters from the inside of their minds as the og hollow knight did

[tropic ermine]

that's gonna run us...

12 silksongs at least

[dusk bronze]

true

[wicked temple]

ok but thats a cool concept

future bosses isnt

[brave star]

Ok

Silva boss could be after PW

In some way

[tropic ermine]

if there is indeed a cool and good concept that sufficiently makes a boss radically different
just change it lol? or if you insist, make a different one

[fringe quiver]

Boss fights with people like Agnus or Silva will definitely not happen because that's just More Bosses and their role in the story dosen't hinge in them being bosses in any way but an addon or something that does that sort of thing could b interesting

[brave star]

Who’s Agnus? I forgor

[dusk bronze]

ravager

[brave star]

Ah oki

[fringe quiver]

There is an appeal to the idea of "Man, i wonder how strong this character was when they were alive" or stuff like that

It always comes up when there's notable figures in a story that are already dead or unable to be fought by the time the story starts

[tropic ermine]

would go hard in RoY ngl

[arctic cliff]

This should be justified by something like the Wandering Minstrel

[wicked temple]

roy has enough bosses tbh

[fringe quiver]

The entire Pale Court mod dudes made for hollow knight is basically proof of that

[brave star]

Also hello Azzy the floofy

[tropic ermine]

just saying in concept I have no clue what RoY progress is like

[wicked temple]

hii

[arctic cliff]

like you listen to their songs about, say, Agnus and then get an awesome fight in your head

[tropic ermine]

but a prequel fangame/mod is prime soil for that sort of thing

[valid crypt]

goodbye cosmore

[fringe quiver]

-# guys its not a prequel

[tropic ermine]

wait mb

not particularly informed on it

[fringe quiver]

The amount of times people thought RoY was a calamity prequel is comical 😭

[valid crypt]

yeah roy is not a prequel its just
the same time as base game
calamity but you play as the subject instea of the terrarian who is YOU

[fringe quiver]

I don't blame em given yeah the name could be interpreted as that

Yeah it takes place during the same time as Calamity

It's a retelling of the story through the lens of a independent game rather than a mod

[tropic ermine]

riiight

[valid crypt]

called reign of yharim
yharims reign was mainly in the past
fangame called reign of yharim a prequel?

i think that was my thought process

[tropic ermine]

yea mb I glossed over its stuff I don't have the thing in front of me to dissect what it's about 😭

[fringe quiver]

yeah no its understandable that ppl assume its a prequel

[wicked temple]

solution

rename the game

[fringe quiver]

nah

[wicked temple]

[tropic ermine]

I'm just going off of the very tippy top of the iceberg

[fringe quiver]

the names fine

its just funny that ppl assume its a prequel

its not liek, an actual problem lul

[wicked temple]

calamity 2

[fringe quiver]

ozzatron calamity 2 screenshot

[wicked temple]

wtf

which screenshot

[wicked temple]

this but roy

[real axle]

dammit i was late

[misty wren]

i love that image its so good

[cosmic tide]

I dont really think this is a spoiler

[dusty tinsel]

calamity 51

[valid crypt]

infernum

[cosmic tide]

yup

[fringe quiver]

who'd be ozzatron

man this conversation motivated me

i should mine

hi umbara welcome to spoiler talk

[dusty tinsel]

minecraft

[halcyon seal]

Calamity 2 in the same voice as PEGGLE 2

[valid crypt]

the horrors be upon everyone here now

[wicked temple]

u

[valid crypt]

wth

[dusty tinsel]

if someone does that now i am terminating their free trial of life on this server

[fringe quiver]

Damn that sucks

[valid crypt]

btw kiriwhite im revoking your rights to have cell membrane

[fringe quiver]

Sorry 2 hear that but i don't think that's even allowed here anyways so if anyone does that again you could probably just go to staff mail

[dusty tinsel]

kiri isn't even here 😭

[fringe quiver]

btw kiriwhite im eating all your food

your fridge is gonna be empty soon

[valid crypt]

surprise attacks

[dusty tinsel]

by the way kiri i am removing your spine privileges

no more spine sorry

[wicked temple]

@lapis oak

[valid crypt]

i needed it for my noodles

[fringe quiver]

poor kiri

[valid crypt]

i shouldnt be here goodbye

[dusty tinsel]

come back now

[valid crypt]

no fuck you

[dusty tinsel]

you must answer to the wrath of kiri

[valid crypt]

im not afraid of the level 1 goblin everyone kills and steals from i just wanna do something before midnight

[fringe quiver]

level 1 goblin is insane

[valid crypt]

idk

[dusty tinsel]

become a patreon

well then you have to contact mod mail because it clearly didn't add you

the patreon bot acts up

[fringe quiver]

i used to be a patreon but then they shot me dead

[grave geyser]

unbelievable

[dusty tinsel]

we also had to execute you when you were a mod

[fringe quiver]

yep

[dusty tinsel]

cheese is too strong for mod powers

[grave geyser]

this is how calamity mod dev team repays its benefactors

[fringe quiver]

i ws too fucked up and broke too many of the laws of calamity so they executed me publicly TWICE

[pearl sentinel]

but you saved me when i got caught in the mister breast crossfire 🥹

[wicked temple]

in the what

[fringe quiver]

the mister breast crossfire .

[wicked temple]

whats the mister breast crossfire

[fringe quiver]

instead of killing mr breast they killed benny

[pearl sentinel]

one time a spam bot came in and i sent a message right after and i got banned by accident

😭

[wicked temple]

😭 ????? lmao

[pearl sentinel]

cheese saved me though

[dusty tinsel]

this is true i was there

[fringe quiver]

funniest shit ive ever seen

[pearl sentinel]

genuinely the funniest shit ever

especially since the message was "anyways lets talk about bread"

[dusty tinsel]

benny was clearly comprimised

[wicked temple]

bread is illegal

got it

if u talk about bread in calmain

death

[dusty tinsel]

i have to execute you know

[fringe quiver]

GUYS DONT TALK ABOUT BREAD IN CALMAIN

WORST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

[wicked temple]

nop

i evade

[dusty tinsel]

/execute bread

[real axle]

what if i already said bread?

[pearl sentinel]

no nvm

i said like

lets talk about lungs

[dusty tinsel]

iron lungs?

[pearl sentinel]

i checked the messages

anyways funniest shit of my life

[fringe quiver]

having lungs is illegal

everyone gets banned

🥀

anyways this is very spoilerous

[wicked temple]

what!

new calamity spoiler just dropped

[misty wren]

not me i breath through my skin instead

[wicked temple]

they're adding bread

[fringe quiver]

amphibian lookingg ass

[misty wren]

epic embed fail, kill this user

[pearl sentinel]

[wicked temple]

what actually happens if cal adds something thats technically illegal in calmain

not asking or considering how exactly that'd happen

just

what happens if it does somehow

[fringe quiver]

wdym something thats technially illegal in calmain

so like

cal adds nsfw

thats the only thing they could do lol

so obviously itd never happen

[misty wren]

new cal item its slurs

[dusty tinsel]

graphic violence

upgrade to violence

[fringe quiver]

and slurs yeah !

[wicked temple]

if they add sonmething thats a slur

does calmain ban every dev

[fringe quiver]

idk it jsut wouldnt happen

and no not really

[dusty tinsel]

calamity adds cheese to the game

[misty wren]

or it would happen and then be immediately changed in a hotfix

[fringe quiver]

im already in in multiple ways

[wicked temple]

what did the user mean by this

[misty wren]

i.e. that one merchant name

[lapis oak]

what...

[fringe quiver]

what merchant name .

[lapis oak]

who pinged...

[fringe quiver]

melon was killing you

[wicked temple]

me

[lapis oak]

wtf is this 😭

[dense sundial]

My blood boils

[wicked temple]

no survivors

[fringe quiver]

yeah this is a incomprehensible discussion

[dull heart]

About that

the removed powder in question...

[wicked temple]

sorry

[real axle]

wait what powder?

[misty wren]

ok i checked it wasnt merchant it was traveling merchant and the name was matt walsh

[fringe quiver]

oh yeha . that one

the one that dropped from moths

[wicked temple]

which powder

[fringe quiver]

it had a slur on it, technically

dunno if i can say that

[wicked temple]

dm it?

[misty wren]

a whole 8 days of existence before it was removed

[real axle]

oh, i see

[slate folio]

yes

[urban cloak]

ban every dev and transform the server into a thorium fan server

[wicked temple]

Yes

[analog helm]

ima real thorite

[dusty tinsel]

Starting with you fry

[urban cloak]

i will be the first to fall

[analog helm]

whaaaa

bring that message back it's true

must have been the wind then

maybe even a
hallucination

[white aurora]

-# i know what you said

[vivid hemlock]

i have bad news