calamity-update-talk

[strong isle]

Though I should mention that Permafrost using more varied magic is a lot more logical than SCal using it

[summer shore]

Give her mithrix pizzas

[rich ginkgo]

i had an idea where she forges a blade out of brimstone flame and starts swinging at you

[misty wren]

ice themed stuff in cal is just bad. i wish it wasnt bad. but its really bad. and i think having ice attacks in scals fight (at least with how they're handled everywhere else in cal) would do nothing but make the fight worse

[fierce hearth]

Scal knows what her most powerful magic is, because anything else she channels comes from the outside world (weak) but brimstone comes from within her (strong af)

[strong isle]

Permafrost is a much more knowledgeable and skillful mage, not to mention that he doesn't have an unnaturally souped-up magic type

[strong isle]

That ultimately comes down to execution

[rich ginkgo]

would spawning in her brothers be her ult

[summer shore]

She should make gas leaks

[misty wren]

nobody would want to be doing scal only to get hit with frozen for 5 seconds

[rich ginkgo]

and then cause explosions by setting the gas on fire

[strong isle]

That's a terrible execution

[summer shore]

Yes

[earnest jewel]

Honestly, summoning explosive gas then igniting it with Brimstone flames would be sick.

[rich ginkgo]

^^^

[fierce hearth]

Imagine if she had a bouncy fire beam attack that you could see the initial path and bounce to position yourself for but then you had to follow its movement to figure out where to put yourself to not get hit by subsequent bounces

[summer shore]

A while ago I thought of replacing hage moons with a cycling fire danger zone

basically like one of those rotating french doors

[tropic jolt]

love is in the air?

[earnest jewel]

And it would also be applying other magic she learned from Permafrost and not just spam her strongest attacks at random and pray she hits us.

[misty wren]

and judging by how cal has dealt with ice themed stuff in the past im really pessimistic about this kind of stuff

[strong isle]

Tbf judging how Cal has dealt with things in the past would get you pessimistic about a good amount of things

[summer shore]

If the ice works as like hindrances that slowly melt away from her flames maybe

Like the grimm spikes but instead of going down by themselves you have to break them or let them melt

[earnest jewel]

I was imaging more like she uses ice attacks to slow you down, but they do very little damage.

[strong isle]

Slowness would probably suck

[summer shore]

making the player slow SUCKSSSS

[earnest jewel]

Not freeze you, it's too hot in the fight for that.

[strong isle]

This is much better

[rich ginkgo]

im ngl all i wanna see is yharon second phase being yharon new sprite but just completely in flames

[fierce hearth]

Yeah that's cool

[misty wren]

slowness would suck and so would frozen

[strong isle]

Agreed

[rich ginkgo]

cal, make that wish true and my life is yours

[summer shore]

Interfering with player movement almost always sucks just look at water levels

[earnest jewel]

Hey, I think slowness sucks too, it was just the first idea i had.

[fierce hearth]

I would also fuck with a proper Scal arena instead of

the box

[vocal kelp]

Chat crazy wild idea what if the boss was good

[earnest jewel]

The abyss is awful due to how slow you move and sink. Takes ages to do stuff.

[misty wren]

direct movement debuffs are not well designed methods of player hinderance

[strong isle]

Thanks Ender for your invaluable contribution

[tropic jolt]

no

[summer shore]

Instead of forcing a debuff onto the player, encourage the player to slow themselves down by placing obstacles (ice)

[vocal kelp]

just put the quality in the bag

[tropic jolt]

no good bosses

[vocal kelp]

Just put the, the good boss, in the mod

[misty wren]

they work they're just entirely miserable to interact with

[earnest jewel]

Just make the entire arena have ice physics.

[vocal kelp]

It's actually quite shrimple

[misty wren]

and the issue with ice magic in specific... is warmth potions

[arctic cliff]

i have a really funny idea about cryogen all of a sudden

[fierce hearth]

every boss is ravager now

[vocal kelp]

what if the mod was dogshit

you guys know that gif of the guy fighting ravager with the most unamused face possible

[rich ginkgo]

i have a feeling i know that guy

like a REALLY good feeling

[arctic cliff]

where at the very end of its fight, it conjures up a spell that looks like it'll absolutely annihiliate you, and you seeming aren't going to escape it

only for permafrost to destroy cryogen before it finishes preparing to use the spell

[silk terrace]

idk when thinking of status effects from Ice attacks most you could probably do is make like a new frostbite effect where you either deal less damage or attack slower
Alternatively have it be like an oiled effect in that ice effect does not do anything but next time you come in contact with flames it does like a temperature shock effect or smth

[arctic cliff]

that'd be an awesome way of ending the fight

[silk terrace]

idk theres other ways than just slow or freeze

[tropic jolt]

is it even possible to have fun while playing terraria? 🤔

[fierce hearth]

I may shit on PBG for just being dogshit spam but holy goddamn I hate Ravager conceptually. What if Golem constantly threw hitboxes around you so you have to move in really awkward ways and took 5 years to kill

[vocal kelp]

yeah

Just play vanilla

[earnest jewel]

Temperature shock idea is cool.

[tropic jolt]

b-but qol

and how will I survive without calamity overhaul

[vocal kelp]

ravager is awesome because phase 2 is just moving side to side in a space that requires no more than like 20 tiles

[arctic cliff]

have you already forgotten the

calamity death golem

[vocal kelp]

and it's that for a full minute because he's tanky aa hell

[fierce hearth]

💀

[earnest jewel]

What if she struck her own attacks with lightning to make them explode or something.

[summer shore]

Ultrakill

calamitas performs a core nuke

[fierce hearth]

My last run was ranged and Golem sucked so much that I just gave up and fought ML after the first win even though I didn't get any good drops

[silk terrace]

aw man i love ultrakill

[rich ginkgo]

the past like 20 minutes of this chat proves how it isnt that hard to come up with interesting attacks at all idk what fabsol was on

[summer shore]

If you love ultrakill so much

[earnest jewel]

Why don't you marry it?

[vocal kelp]

why don't you play it

[earnest jewel]

Yeah play it that's what I said.

[silk terrace]

legit tho the first time I read clam lore and heard cryogen was made by SCal I was scratching my head thinking "wait SCal can do ice magic?"

[summer shore]

Why don't you parry it

[tropic jolt]

why don't you take it out for a nice dinner

[fierce hearth]

Give Scal charge-up attacks you need to knock her out of in the same vein as Lunatic Cultist but she keeps putting ice pillars in your way you need to smash through first

[vocal kelp]

anyways best attack design is the thing fables does also known as "designing" the boss, we bring up fables but really super mario did it 40 years ago

[earnest jewel]

Her dad is Mr. Ice Magic so it makes sense. More sense than Yharim 'I don't know magic' Jungletyrantson doing it.

[misty wren]

rover quote

[silk terrace]

I didnt even know Archmage taught SCal until I read the lore

[tropic jolt]

fables was the second ever game to do that though right

[silk terrace]

she did nothing but fireball spam

[earnest jewel]

Yes... that's how reading lore works.

[summer shore]

Yharim casually having a fuckoff giga last prism

[silk terrace]

and necro magic thing

[rich ginkgo]

we really need like a background check on her idk where she got her powers from

[vocal kelp]

history of gaming

Super mario (38 years) calamity fables

[rich ginkgo]

dad was ice dude, she's... fire??

[earnest jewel]

We don't really know.

[tropic jolt]

truth

[earnest jewel]

And she's adopted.

[rich ginkgo]

oh

[earnest jewel]

It might be the Brimstone Elemental.

[silk terrace]

literally zero games in between

[earnest jewel]

But it might be some other, unknown factor that's very similar.

[rich ginkgo]

oh yeah right

forgot she technically has necromancy magic

[silk terrace]

how

she summons her dead brothers

[summer shore]

half her attacks are necromancy

[misty wren]

wrong ! Pepsiman[a] is an endless runner action video game developed and published by KID for the PlayStation.[2] It was released in Japan on March 4, 1999, and is based on the eponymous Japanese superhero mascot for the American carbonated soft drink Pepsi.

[summer shore]

Well

[rich ginkgo]

yeah

so

necromancy

[silk terrace]

true...

[earnest jewel]

Pepsi is a drink, not a game. Checkmate, atheists.

[summer shore]

Her brothers, sepulcher, the weirdo birds

[arctic cliff]

We know her magic might be unnatural, and seems to be even fucking able to spread to others, if Draedon's discussions with you are anything to say.

[summer shore]

Those are all necromancy

[silk terrace]

No I mean how did you forget lmao

[rich ginkgo]

ohhh lol

[earnest jewel]

Why are we suprised, you were saying earlier you didn't read any of the lore.

[rich ginkgo]

idk i just pay more attention to dodging rather than like reading what she's doing

[silk terrace]

mfw

[vocal kelp]

Most bosses are pretty simple, you see line telegraph, you confuse it for a real attack, you die, you have to grind for potions all over again, Calamity: Fables changed that

[rich ginkgo]

because that has nothing to do with the lore

we know she has necromancy magic because of her attacks

[earnest jewel]

Calamitas' having a dad is a pretty important detail?

[rose laurel]

Wait what

[rich ginkgo]

where does me not reading the lore tie in here

[misty wren]

i think you misunderstand what lore is

[earnest jewel]

Not knowing she had a dad? Or was adopted?

[misty wren]

because yes her using necromancy is in fact an aspect of lore

[vocal kelp]

Psure having dads comes with your existing

[earnest jewel]

Calamitas was born with no dads.

[arctic cliff]

Okay I meant to mention that Calclone didn't have this originally, and then at some point calamitas came along and gave her a fraction of that power

[rich ginkgo]

i thought you're talking about her attacks?? 😭

no shit she has a dad

[earnest jewel]

And her brothers became dads for her.

[rich ginkgo]

i know that she was raised by permafrost

[rose laurel]

Ok that makes more sense

[rich ginkgo]

and she sealed him in cryogen to protect him

[earnest jewel]

Because I told you two minutes ago?

[rose laurel]

You saying it can "spread" was weird wording 😭

[rich ginkgo]

..no

no need to be assertive

lol

ive known this for quite a bit

[vocal kelp]

do they have like sperm banks in azafure or was one of Calamitas moms trans or was she a holy conception we need to know

[misty wren]

i think she would be killed if she was a holy conception

[earnest jewel]

I don't know, I don't write the lore.

[summer shore]

Holy has completely different connotations in cal

[misty wren]

considering its azafure the home of John "I Hate Gods" Genocide

[vocal kelp]

Holy as in magical with no dad not holy as in God

[arctic cliff]

@summer shore Sometimes your brothers care for you so much, especially when your parents aren't around, that they basically are your real parents.

[silk terrace]

I stopped looking at this chat for 2 minutes what the fuck happened

[earnest jewel]

We don't know if its his home.

[vocal kelp]

You know, anakin skywalker, jesus

[misty wren]

that would be immaculate conception

[arctic cliff]

[earnest jewel]

The usual.

[summer shore]

Weird wording

Just say guardians

[vocal kelp]

You're right forgor

[arctic cliff]

Don't show altraxia luigi

15 electrons to each of your protons Alt

[summer shore]

What are you saying luigi is mario's dad

[earnest jewel]

Won't show this, got it.

[vocal kelp]

Anyways yeah obviously calamitas has a dad unless Any of the three cases mentioned happened

Whether or not that dad was a bum is a different topic

[earnest jewel]

But he's not in the picture obviously.

Probably dead in a ditch somewhere knowing how her life has gone.

[summer shore]

How much a bum can a dead man be

[vocal kelp]

He might've died whatever

Like her mom!

#awesome

[earnest jewel]

Also probably dead.

[arctic cliff]

No I mean it figuratively. They aren't literally your parents, but they take on the roles a parent would normally be occupying and do parent stuff like taxes and teaching you stuff.

[summer shore]

That's what a guardian is

[earnest jewel]

Mario & Luigi had a dad. Their first parents didn't want them though.

That's also something that did in fact happen in the Mario canon.

[tropic jolt]

a profaned guardian

[misty wren]

yeah that would be a guardian

[arctic cliff]

I mean to say, Calamitas's brothers picked up the slack her missing dad and mom did. To her, they were pretty close to being parents.

[misty wren]

like that is the legal definition of a guardian

[arctic cliff]

They aren't literally or legally parents

IT'S A FIGURATIVELY

[tropic jolt]

what if calamitas just spawned in one day though?

[arctic cliff]

JFURJFIRJKEFJKESFJLKJ

[summer shore]

Yes I get it you don't gotta explain it a fourth time

I'm saying guardian is the better word

[earnest jewel]

'That's Moma Cataclysm to you, Catastrophe.'

[arctic cliff]

You just know they said this at one point.

[earnest jewel]

Exactly how I imagine how it went.

[strong isle]

She's a figment of Azathoth's imagination

[arctic cliff]

No context, all you get is that Cataclysm said this at some point when he was alive.

[vocal kelp]

ah yes, fourth option, last Thursdayism, no one was born at all

[misty wren]

holy shit is that nuclearchaosazathoth

[vocal kelp]

well it's not only last Thursdayism since sometimes people just come into existing but shhh

[earnest jewel]

Now I'm imaging Catastrophe gets back from mercenary work and this happens:

[strong isle]

https://tenor.com/view/susie-deltarune-kris-gif-25827915

[earnest jewel]

Is that Goku?

And Vegeta?

[strong isle]

In the flesh

[earnest jewel]

So that's what a Goku looks like.

[vocal kelp]

Anyways personally calamitas is actually a fish and it's just no one has noticed yet

[arctic cliff]

Fish?

[strong isle]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-just-fish-fish-fishing-fishe-gif-20372486

Real

[earnest jewel]

So Ilmeris was an act of self-hatred?

[vocal kelp]

no

[arctic cliff]

Once again...

[vocal kelp]

Like she's just a fish

[strong isle]

It was vengeance

Ilmerans ate her parents

[vocal kelp]

A fish in the vast pacific ocean isn't going to precisely have much attachment to a guy living in like the great lakes

[earnest jewel]

Sounds like it was... a calamity.

[vocal kelp]

Following this line of thought maybe yharim doesn't even exist and no one has realized yet

[tropic jolt]

did they kill her grandma too

[tropic jolt]

the player is just yharim with memory loss and thats why hes not in the game

[vocal kelp]

Yharon's finding it pretty hard to do like puppetry with the auric armor

[earnest jewel]

Yharim is Calamitas' sleep paralysis demon.

[vocal kelp]

He doesn't even have five fingers

[strong isle]

You're speaking to silly people inside your computer, I don't think that's out of question

[earnest jewel]

I know I am.

Good thing I'm the normal one here.

[vocal kelp]

yeah but you can't prove it

[strong isle]

Sure

[vocal kelp]

you can only prove it to yourself

It's awesome

[arctic cliff]

Me when I find the silly people inside my compooter

[strong isle]

Ouch

[earnest jewel]

See, the devs confirmed it, so it's canon!

[tropic jolt]

pour water on us

do it now

[strong isle]

Slime God Signus yaoi next

[earnest jewel]

What?

[tropic jolt]

I feel bad for slime god

[vocal kelp]

You heard the man

We feel worse for signus

[vocal kelp]

Slime god is like a ball

That's not gonna be great

Maybe he's into it wdk but like

[tropic jolt]

I don't feel bad for slime god actually

[earnest jewel]

Are gay people slated for SSO, or do we have to wait for the next updates?

[tropic jolt]

im a hater

[vocal kelp]

calamity will not have any woke because they're neutral on these things

[strong isle]

I can't believe we finally have tangible topics and it's slimeball + alien octopus

[earnest jewel]

I'll spread the word.

[tropic jolt]

is slime god signus yaoi canon

[strong isle]

Yes

Tell your family all about it

[tropic jolt]

to the sacred lore which will never ever be rewritten tm

[minor storm]

I came to ask a genuine question but now may not be the best time-

[earnest jewel]

Proceed.

[strong isle]

Ask away

[minor storm]

Does anyone know if there are plans to add more exhumed weapons in the future? I got so excited seeing the exhumed items, but I noticed there are only options for mage and summoner

[earnest jewel]

Probably.

[minor storm]

I was really hoping for a cool exhumed melee weapon

[arctic cliff]

IIRC there are apocryphal statements by devs regarding items that might be exhumed

and i don't think they're exclusively going to be mage and summoner weapons

[arctic cliff]

anyways
Stip, what do you think of this seal

[minor storm]

I hope so! Because there are so many possibilities with weapons that also cause harm to the player using them

[earnest jewel]

A true melee weapon where if you miss, you hit yourself, idiot.

[minor storm]

My immediate thought was a true melee weapon where the player strikes- DAMNIT

[arctic cliff]

idito

[earnest jewel]

Shut.

[arctic cliff]

shtu.

[strong isle]

Wrinkled ass mf

[vivid hemlock]

yeah

[strong isle]

Yes, a handful

[minor storm]

We both went for TF2

Yippeee!

[arctic cliff]

this is the equivalent of a guy looking at a toddler and calling them an wrinkly joe biden

[minor storm]

I'd hope for two for each class based on the ones that already exist

[earnest jewel]

Yes, glad that was caught and you didn't think I randomly began insulting you.

[summer shore]

There'll be like 2 for each class

[minor storm]

YIPPEEEE

[summer shore]

Rebec said the two ranger ones will be blissful bombardier and pulse rifle

[minor storm]

I was so disappointed that my only upgrade upon killing Calamitas was Violence

[earnest jewel]

And you used quite a bit on the way there.

[strong isle]

(The Melee ones are cooler)

Though Pulse Rifle is cool....

[earnest jewel]

Coldheart icicle... melee... cool... I figured it all out.

[summer shore]

They're not cooler because I don't know about them

[minor storm]

Another possibility for an exhumed melee I was thinking of would be a boomerang that hits the player if it doesn't run out of pierce

That'd just be funny

[tropic jolt]

I can't wait to use them for all the exciting post calamitas bosses

[summer shore]

Give that to rogue man

[strong isle]

It's boring to be a gaslighter when people gaslight themselves already smh...

[earnest jewel]

That's called not being Australian.

[minor storm]

Like Don't Starve actually

[brave star]

Lemme find a seal

[minor storm]

If u're like me and always fight mechs last then yeah!

[earnest jewel]

"Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Godslay." -Yharim.

[earnest jewel]

Execution.

[tropic jolt]

ermm you're weird

[minor storm]

I'm currently killing time while I wait 27 more minutes for power cells to generate

[brave star]

Oh wait I can’t

Sadge

[earnest jewel]

You should have put them down at the start of the game.

[brave star]

[tropic jolt]

time to seal the deal

[minor storm]

I forgor!

[brave star]

NO WAY!! Seal the Deal AHiT???

[arctic cliff]

No, give that to this lovable chap.

[minor storm]

The Draedon weapons are way too gimmicky for me to actually use them on tier

So I just don't usually bother

[brave star]

Idk why I can’t send images

[tropic jolt]

warned role most likely

[minor storm]

Leopard seal...

[gloomy grove]

bro is warned

[brave star]

Oh

[minor storm]

Too woke

[brave star]

Damn

[tropic jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[earnest jewel]

You commited a crime against Skyrim and her people.

[tropic jolt]

epic embed fail!!

[strong isle]

If I'm gaslight, Rebecca is gatekeep and Cei is girlboss, I wonder what that makes CIT

[molten grove]

i am YuH

[earnest jewel]

Godslay?

[brave star]

I apologize for whatever I did to get warned

[summer shore]

Cit is goob

[arctic cliff]

Godblast

[vocal kelp]

he's true you know

[summer shore]

No he's YuH

Stupender

[minor storm]

I'm doing my first summoner run right now, I did not realize summoner was this carried late game

[summer shore]

Hit

[minor storm]

I beat Calamitas first try without buffs or survivability

[vocal kelp]

he's false you know

[boreal edge]

The straight white male necessary for the private server full of transfems/femboys to remain stable

[tropic jolt]

wuh?

[summer shore]

The anchor

[tropic jolt]

I didn't know those were real

[strong isle]

Embrace the chaos, CIT....

[arctic cliff]

the aochnr

[boreal edge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091246184175239188/1326204279471476776/glup.gif

[earnest jewel]

Wait, can you get paid for that?

[summer shore]

I'm straight and male but not white

[minor storm]

Fucked up

[brave star]

I’m all of those three

[strong isle]

(I'm also a straight white male but I'm Brazilian)

[minor storm]

WAIT U'RE THE NAME OF THAT ONE ITEM

[earnest jewel]

Brazil isn't real, so you're ok.

[summer shore]

No I'm not

Read again carefully

[brave star]

A straight white male from USA

[earnest jewel]

Hey, if being a straight white male is needed to retain balance in the universe...

[arctic cliff]

What do you mean? You literally share the same name as the Altraxia weapon from Calamity.

[earnest jewel]

Does it get a paycheck? I bought both plushies please I need this.

[minor storm]

Oh... fucked up

[strong isle]

He's in denial

The universe is inherently chaotic

[arctic cliff]

YOU need to read better punk.

[summer shore]

I'm putting you in the nile

All three of you

[arctic cliff]

And I'm sending you to Lake Baikal.

[strong isle]

Nile doedn't rhyme with punk Altraxia

[boreal edge]

In-game screenshot of the weapon being named Altraxia coming up in 5 minutes

[summer shore]

can't even spell it right

[summer shore]

Miner spelling mistake I win

[minor storm]

What is that-

[arctic cliff]

What do you mean, it's always been called Lake Baika.

[earnest jewel]

I'm sending you to Sweden, a canonical location in the Calamity Mod Official Lore (TM).

[summer shore]

I'm salting you

[boreal edge]

AtaraxiYuH

[strong isle]

This reminds me of the once in a blue moon occasion of someone genuinely using the word "stipulate" in the dev server

[minor storm]

Honestly I blame it on Nucleogenesis

[summer shore]

It rhymes with denial stupilatevenus

[earnest jewel]

What do they be stipulating?

[hard copper]

Venus I think

[arctic cliff]

I stipulate that you secretly are a sapient Baika seal.

[vocal kelp]

Let's all take a nice trip to lake cocytus

[arctic cliff]

You're one of these.

[strong isle]

Is there actually a Lake Cocytus

[molten grove]

yes

[minor storm]

Seals are so awesome

[strong isle]

Peak

[minor storm]

I'm a seal because I'm fat and cute

[strong isle]

Lake Phlegethon where....

[brave star]

I can’t be seal bc I’m warned

[rich ginkgo]

maybe we're all seals

[minor storm]

L

[vocal kelp]

never

[arctic cliff]

No worries, I know exactly which species you are.

[earnest jewel]

They say some seals can peel their skin off and appear human. What does this mean for the lore?

[brave star]

Ballrus

[minor storm]

This is where Yharim came from

[brave star]

What does that represent

[rich ginkgo]

stupid meatball]

[hard copper]

Smallrus

[earnest jewel]

He's a Selkie!?

[brave star]

Meatballrus

[arctic cliff]

You, ya punk! Look in the mirror!

[minor storm]

Yharim is canonically a seal in heavy armor

[strong isle]

Phlegethon is so underrated ngl

[lyric trellis]

“Hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in that as well? The girls the gays and CongratsIsTrash if it's not too much trouble thanks guys”

[arctic cliff]

Oh, and for transparency here's me

[brave star]

Have people ever gotten unwarned before in some form

[strong isle]

Not like anyone remembers any river other than Styx but come on :c

[earnest jewel]

That's not a transparent image!

[minor storm]

When the Yharim boss finally gets released he's gonna take his helmet off before the fight and he'll look like a baby harbor seal

[tropic jolt]

the river?

[earnest jewel]

I know a bunch of rivers.

[misty wren]

hey i remember lethe

[molten grove]

warns usually expire after a month, remind mods if they forget

[brave star]

Old Dukerus

[earnest jewel]

Thames, Boyne, Shannon, Danube, uh, Yellow?

[molten grove]

usually

[strong isle]

Yes, the Underworld river of fire

[minor storm]

Omg hell seals

[tropic jolt]

🔥

[arctic cliff]

No, you're gonna see this pop out below his helmet

[earnest jewel]

Nile, obviously.

[minor storm]

I should donate to the mod and ask for a hell seal critter to be added to Azafure's lava lakes

[strong isle]

[summer shore]

Lethe like

Nyx'aldan of lethe

[molten grove]

isnt that the team cherry guy

[misty wren]

flint river, mississippi river, red river, missouri river, nile river, amazon river, the tigris and euphrates rivers

[earnest jewel]

Oh, the Tiber.

[strong isle]

(That is actually the inspiration for the Lethe deity in the rp)

[summer shore]

ganges and indus

[vocal kelp]

We got warned one time and a month had passed and our warn wasn't removed and we went to staff mail and they told us actually your warn is longer and it was kinda funny

[minor storm]

U think u're a water fan? Name every river

[molten grove]

[vocal kelp]

what's a river

[misty wren]

all rivers are now named george

[brave star]

When’s lava

[earnest jewel]

Thames, Boyne, Shannon, Nile, Danube, Tiber, Yellow, Other.

[pulsar cobalt]

HEY GUYA LOOK ATARAXIA FROM CALAMITY MOD

[strong isle]

The Underworld rivers are Styx, Acheron, Lethe, Phlegethon, Cocytus

[minor storm]

Holy shit it's the sword!

[summer shore]

shut up tsuki

[minor storm]

It's so weird seeing the melee damage text not be red

[misty wren]

acheron you mean like the famous raiden mei variant from honkai star rail wtfrick

[boreal edge]

Yeah exactly

[arctic cliff]

SEEEEEEE???

[vivid hemlock]

[summer shore]

Cit remove the - donor item - so I can be canon to calamity mod

[arctic cliff]

TOLD YA

[tropic jolt]

boring!

[strong isle]

I mean the Soul Dragon smh...

[lyric trellis]

Wow Equanimity like the rogue

[boreal edge]

Sorry! Cursed to donor item

[molten grove]

erm, pink should have the dev item tag

[summer shore]

NOOOO

[arctic cliff]

Altraxia at their computer rn:

[summer shore]

you fool

[minor storm]

We should remove Altraxia from the game honestly

[summer shore]

I'm on mobile

[strong isle]

That moment when you are owned by someone else....

[brave star]

Trauma seal

[summer shore]

And I'm not a they

[minor storm]

Yeee it does say in his bio

[brave star]

Can seals do a good plumg face

[summer shore]

Misgendering people on the internet is a bannable offense Overdone

[minor storm]

Reading bios is pretty awesome :D

[arctic cliff]

Altraxia on his phone:

[minor storm]

There u go!

[summer shore]

Too late

[boreal edge]

Slugcat washing machine GIF

[molten grove]

[minor storm]

A CALAMITY DEV KNOWS WHAT A SLUGCAT IS?

Fucked up

[lyric trellis]

Get rotated idiot

[summer shore]

lol

[vocal kelp]

Fork found in fork drawer

[misty wren]

i cant tell if you're shitposting or just clueless

[minor storm]

I'm surprised there's no spear weapon in the game

[boreal edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/787454893249921054/1178555468491272262/getrotated.gif?ex=65769250&is=65641d50&hm=e2b5108c5eae6550bbe20f60d6747a0982391de10d8a2bb3e2a16fa59cfc860d&

[molten grove]

i think theres at least 2 devs with the rain world tag

[minor storm]

Clueless!

I know nothing of this community, I just play the mod

[arctic cliff]

Mai 5 minutes later, after realizing the truth

[hard copper]

wawa

[tropic jolt]

calamity needs more pirates

[minor storm]

Well I do know that Shayy Undertale is here somewhere

[lyric trellis]

Crabulon after the rework….

[molten grove]

more pirates were added to the calamity lore yesterday

[tropic jolt]

what...

[minor storm]

Calamity Fables' Crabulon rework raised my bar for what a Terraria boss should be so high

[summer shore]

#hispresence

[tropic jolt]

🦀🦀

wrath of the crabs

[vocal kelp]

Wholesome

[minor storm]

I love my silly little crab puppet

And Mycelium Marionette

[stuck kite]

what coyld you even do with that

throw it pick it up

[buoyant pulsar]

cool

do it

[minor storm]

I imagine it'd be a thrown melee weapon that sticks into walls or enemies it hits, acting like a platform after hitting walls

[buoyant pulsar]

maybe you can just recall it with m2

or automatically

[hard copper]

Go grab it out of the enemy

[minor storm]

It'd be like the Captain America shield how only one can exist at a time

And u'd have to pick it up to use it again

Much like actual Rain World

[stuck kite]

unfortunately thats possibly annoying design for terraria standards

you cant like

[minor storm]

I mean yeah! Rain World is an annoying game (affectionate)

[stuck kite]

2 spear stab a vulture then repeatedly stagger

on eye of cthulhu

[twin juniper]

make it freeze enemies on hit

[buoyant pulsar]

spear where u throw it at the enemy and pressing m2 makes it explode and recall back to you would be cool. cause if u direct hit them with it you get the hit damage + the explosion damage, and if you near-miss you get a chance to recall for a little consolation damage, and if you miss entirely you can still recall it back to you to try again

[minor storm]

Bosses are immune to most debuffs anyways

[fierce hearth]

Spear that spawns yummy nummy orbs that make you soooo full

Scug gameplay

[minor storm]

Like realistically it'd be a pre-boss weapon, lord knows we don't have enough of those

[buoyant pulsar]

i want a pre-boss launcher weapon and im fr

so fr

[fierce hearth]

Someone misses old pumpler

[minor storm]

A way to make it more actually usable would be to make it so that instead of recalling it, spears would randomly spawn on the ground around the player and they'd have to walk into them to pick it up

[stuck kite]

old pumpler is a minishark clone silly

[fierce hearth]

I forgor pumpler lore

[buoyant pulsar]

people r always like 'but you cant craft rockets' but like

• doesn't use ammo
• custom ammo such as a thematic block or random material
• grenades? but this is silly

[lyric trellis]

Marnite Launcher in 0 seconds

[stuck kite]

pumpler is launcher in spirit

[fierce hearth]

Give us a slingshot, not the elastic kind, the spinny kind

That'd be fun

[buoyant pulsar]

slime god launcher that uses slime blocks, scrap launcher that uses ores or wulfrum scrap,

[fierce hearth]

Upgrade makes it throw explosives instead of rocks

[buoyant pulsar]

idk

[stuck kite]

also anything using non-rockets as ammo will not qualify as launchers as per wiki terms

[minor storm]

Maybe electric and explosive spears would spawn too, having unique properties

[buoyant pulsar]

a sling

actually i fw this because you'd like hold it down to spin it up and then release

its like a high damage precision weapon

but you could also spam it

[fierce hearth]

It'd be a fun early ranged weapon unironically

[buoyant pulsar]

true

[buoyant pulsar]

i cant wait for scorched earth rework

[lyric trellis]

This is why subclasses aren't real

[stuck kite]

aint happenin

[fierce hearth]

Give it melee damage too

[buoyant pulsar]

launcher enough lmao

[stuck kite]

marnite doomed to non weaponry

unless you smash somethings face with the drill

[minor storm]

Technically bows should be a melee weapon because it takes physical strength to pull back the string

[lyric trellis]

I don't think that correlates

[fierce hearth]

Technically bows should be magic weapons because aiming uses your brain :)

[minor storm]

TRUEEEE

[stuck kite]

i m pretty sure if physical strength is a criteria every endgame weapon is a hell of a physical strength requirement

imagine holding on

idk like

supernova

[minor storm]

Yeeee every weapon in this game is almost wholly arbitrary in what category it belongs to

[fierce hearth]

But yeah I'd fuck w a sling weapon but the early game is kind of dense with weapons that are already competing for space with the early game slop weapons

[minor storm]

Idea, remove the early game slop

[fierce hearth]

We can't remove the undertaker

[minor storm]

No more ore swords and bows

[minor storm]

That's not slop!

[lyric trellis]

Wow you're holding a Galaxy with Galaxia

[minor storm]

Ore bows are deeply upsetting to me as someone who's researched how bows work

[fierce hearth]

LMAO

[stuck kite]

meta knight's sword or whatever

[fierce hearth]

Steel bows are a thing but the idea of a lead bow is so fucking funny

[minor storm]

Me trying to pick up a lead bow (I will not be able to pull back the string anyways)

[fierce hearth]

Do you think it'll permanently deform or just shatter

[minor storm]

Probablt just shatter, I doubt lead particularly flexible

[fierce hearth]

It is soft though which is why I wonder

[minor storm]

Me pulling back my gold bow and now it's stuck in the pulled back position because gold is soft

[fierce hearth]

If it weren't for the fact that they all have to use arrows, diversifying the early metal weapons would be nice

[minor storm]

U could totally come up with some goofy metal arrow users!

Imagine a shitty makeshift pistol with a huge arrow sticking out of the barrel

[fierce hearth]

Platinum atlatl

[minor storm]

It does like 5 AOE damage to the player that fires it because the gunpowder isn't contained properly

And lights wooden arrows on fire (due to the aforementioned gunpowder)

[fierce hearth]

We do definitely deserve more non-gunpowder, non-string ranged weapons

Slings, slingshots, atlatls, etc

[minor storm]

Better idea, a basketball that u throw at people

And it's very bouncy

[fierce hearth]

Damage bonus if you catch it midair for your next hit

[minor storm]

Maybe it's Deerclops' eye or something and she bounces from enemy to enemy

[hard copper]

Drops from supreme catastrophe

[fierce hearth]

Lmao

[minor storm]

TRUEEEEE

Well u'd get a weaker version from clone Catastrophe

[minor storm]

TRUEEE

Imagine the item disables flight but makes u jump really high and fall really fast

Like a basketball player

[minor storm]

I didn't get enough exo prisms for the full set on my first kill, now I need to fight them again

Ughhhhh

[pulsar crow]

has

[minor storm]

Oh no, every single endgame summon weapon aside from one uses billions of minion slots

[atomic bay]

even crazier is luxor's gift affected it but not mini shark, despite being a better minishark

[minor storm]

Is there a way to remove the Temporal Umbrella tophat? It really clashes with my character's outfit

[atomic bay]

just dont hold the item

[minor storm]

I'm not? When u use the summon it puts a tophat on ur character

[atomic bay]

wait what

[minor storm]

Also it's really weirdly mixeled

[atomic bay]

mb, i thought it was an on held effect

[minor storm]

Nope, it's part of the summon

It looks really ugly, it's all blurry and the mixels are upsetting

[atomic bay]

the mixels are coming from smth else cause the sprite looks ok

[minor storm]

The sprite is sized up

[atomic bay]

maybe its scaled? or has a shader idk

thought so

[minor storm]

It clashes so heavily that I don't think I can use this item

[atomic bay]

sadly its like the only endgame summoner weapon

[minor storm]

Endogenesis is the only other real option, and it takes up half of my minion slots

Minions that take up many slots are so boring to me

[atomic bay]

id just use the umbrella but idc about looks

thats secondary to me

[minor storm]

I care about how my character looks unfortunately

[distant raft]

the umbrella that takes 5 slots:

[atomic bay]

cal van enjoyer?

[minor storm]

I don't really like that about it!

[minor storm]

Nahh I mostly use vanilla stuff because it has lots of texture packs

[distant raft]

basically every summon weapon worth anything takes up multiple slots

well at that point

[minor storm]

Which is weird to me! I don't really like that, I like having an army of little guys

That's why I love Vigilance

[distant raft]

endogenesis is 10, umbrella is 5, kindle is 5, kalanda is either 3 or 5 (you wont be using less than three), sepulcher is 4, lilies is 2, mechworm is whatever garbage you have left

[minor storm]

Lilies can take up as many as they want because lesbians are awesome ❤️

[distant raft]

iirc vigilance is like

okay

[prisma cipher]

Vigilance is the epitome of ok

[atomic bay]

what about exo box, is it even good?

[distant raft]

oh right i forgot about the king

[minor storm]

I like the silly bird guys!

[atomic bay]

oh wait its a sentry mb

[distant raft]

exoskeleton is 3

exo box is a mount

i think you mean atlas

which is

also okay

it used to not take a sentry slot which made it quite a bit better

[minor storm]

Vigilence is awesome because I love birds

[distant raft]

apparently it got a big nerf back in 2.0.1

damage 150 -> 115

[minor storm]

Fucked up

Okay so I've just barely gotten 20 minion slots, I'll just need to figure out what to put in them

[distant raft]

i can see how it would be way fucking stronger

[minor storm]

WAIT I FORGOT TO PUT ON THE DARKSUN RING

[distant raft]

i forget if vigilance army is good with angelic alliance

[minor storm]

I assume so! Since u get a ton of them

[distant raft]

i know that angelic alliance is absurd even among shadowspec gear considering it gets hit with a 0.2x damage modifier in souls dlc

[minor storm]

I assume Angelic Alliance doesn't synergize well with the slot hogs

Taking up 10 slots is just so ridiculous

Hmmm turns out that forgoing survivability for an exorbitant amount of minion slots makes u die easily

[distant raft]

concerning, looking into it

[minor storm]

Yeee I hope they fix that in the next update, I'm supposed to be invincible forever

[dusk bronze]

true!

[minor storm]

Is the profaned soul crystal worth using? It's really wordy and wordy usually means good

[minor storm]

I replaced my movement with survivability, now I don't die, silly how that works

[dusk bronze]

very situational

also wrong chat

[minor storm]

RIGHT

The chats on this server kinda confuse me

[prisma cipher]

This chat is for spoilers

[dusk bronze]

this one is for discussing future updates

[prisma cipher]

Calamity mod talk is for calamity discussion

Calamity addon talk is for addons

[minor storm]

Okay, that makes more sense

I thought this channel was for late game content

[dusk bronze]

all good

[prisma cipher]

It’s quite common unfortunately

Istg make this future content talk

PLEASE

[minor storm]

I wish mobile Discord actually showed the channel description

Because I checked just now

[prisma cipher]

You can press the name for it

[minor storm]

Yeee it's just very obfuscated

[prisma cipher]

All good

If they don’t make this chat future content talk after sso or before that I might crash out

[white aurora]

wawa

[minor storm]

SAIT

[white aurora]

sait

:3

[prisma cipher]

Rain world saint smoking a fat Blum

Blunt

[white aurora]

blum

[prisma cipher]

Saint looks like some weed actually

[prisma cipher]

[white aurora]

ok im going to bed

limbus intervallo is so peak

[hushed hazel]

No when sso drops it will quite literally be spoiler talk

Cause then there’ll be actual spoilers enforced and this channel will be where you can discuss them without spoiler tags

[still bluff]

Yea timing it with SSO would be the worst possible timing lmao

[prisma cipher]

Hello floughe

[prisma cipher]

Ah

In my defense I’ve never been here during a big update

[minor storm]

Me neither!

I believe my first time playing was just before Harvest

[prisma cipher]

Mine was a bit before Exo mech update

But I wasn’t on this discord server at the time

[hard copper]

i played before fabsol did

[hexed basalt]

im playing today for the first time wish me luck

[hushed hazel]

good luck done

[valid crypt]

Good luck

[stark trail]

Wawa

[high scaffold]

any new spoillers?

[cinder hearth]

Only this

[clear compass]

Literally a spoiler

[hard copper]

this one too

[azure oak]

changelogs

[thorny glacier]

tomorrow

277

[lean relic]

update

all 3 miniboss themes will be made by TYESKI

[dusk bronze]

hype

[thorny glacier]

quite spoilerous

[lapis oak]

Clamiy poiler

[real axle]

Claiy poier

[azure oak]

calamity exo mechs rework in 5 seconds

[real axle]

4

3

2

1

[earnest jewel]

Calamity Exo Mechs re-rework.

[azure oak]

calamity exo mechs will be replaced by the calamity mexo echs

[earnest jewel]

Yharim's exes?

[bold rivet]

ah yes green means unfinished or finiished

[earnest jewel]

(It means they've at least started it.)

(The ones without a mark haven't begun development at all, I'd assume.)

[azure oak]

what are the chances the exo mechs get redesigns

[urban cloak]

little to none

god speed to the spriter who takes it up if we somehow decide to ever let it happen in the future though

[lapis oak]

Leonardo da Vinci 2 will appear in #asset-submissions

[dusk bronze]

hire me and i'll mirror thanatos's sprite

so the shading is consistent

[summer shore]

nuh uh

Make thanatos' sprite from the side view

Wyvern style

[dusk bronze]

[azure oak]

i meant redesigns to seperate them a bit from the original mech bosses but that's probably even lower

[summer shore]

Or do the crazy ass iban dog plan of making sprites for each angle of rotation

[urban cloak]

considering the current lore for em and allat yeah thats even lower

[lapis oak]

In Fables?

[dusk bronze]

yuh

[summer shore]

It was old plans idk if he's still doing it for fablors

[lapis oak]

Aight

Smelly

[summer shore]

stinkiri

[dusk bronze]

can someone go ask in fablecord

[lapis oak]

Could just ping Iban in Cal Art then ask him there

[dusk bronze]

am lazy

[pseudo vector]

clam

[tropic jolt]

wrath of the calamb

[fathom girder]

King clam is being worked on this is a hint

[dusk bronze]

guys is this a calamity mod lea

[lunar hull]

lea

pea

[dusk bronze]

pee channel 🔥

[prisma cipher]

crazy that the non secret server knows about lea

[dusk bronze]

the whuh

[prisma cipher]

Guess what

It’s a secret

[dusk bronze]

is it the rp

[prisma cipher]

Yes

[dusk bronze]

how does one join it

[prisma cipher]

You DONT

[dusk bronze]

[hushed hazel]

pay me three dolla

[dull heart]

No

[analog helm]

jevils evil sibling

[prisma cipher]

DONT SAY THAT

I’m not biased or anything

But they were made before I knew of deltarune ok :<

[valid crypt]

Lea channel when

[valid crypt]

Lea isnt a rp only OC, deltaw has shared bits of the og fanfic in lore chat before in lore chat

[prisma cipher]

I know but she’s mostly rp related now

[valid crypt]

💔

[prisma cipher]

Was it meow mix or something before that I do not know

[valid crypt]

No it was before meowmix

Just literally a fanfic

Deltaw was writing

[hot pebble]

hi guys

is there something new?

[valid crypt]

lea channel

[urban cloak]

(i haven't even begun working on the rework lmao)

[azure oak]

this truly has been a clam

[fathom girder]

This is why sso isn't releasing till summer 2026

Smh

[white aurora]

wawa

[urban cloak]

true!

jokes aside though i do wanna try and start working on it by this weekend, if not next weekend
most of the other sso stuff i was meant to do is finished now and clam is really the biggest thing left on my todo list

big e expressed interest in working on clam as well so i might end up having some help while working on it

[tropic jolt]

‼️

[dull heart]

There's a lot of cool ideas for clam

[azure oak]

thank god fabsol isn't the one doing it

[lapis oak]

SSO in 20240

[dusk bronze]

5 fargo weeks

[tropic jolt]

1 fargo month?

[analog helm]

clam eats u mid-fight and you have to do a pandemonium keep-the-circle-in-the-middle-type minigame to escape

[halcyon seal]

Clam with mimic ai

[lapis oak]

what the fuck

[valid crypt]

That image got fucking FRIED

[azure oak]

that's him

that's the devil

[analog helm]

from dabible

[earnest jewel]

SSO March 5th 2019.

[mystic eagle]

Remember when the devs thought SSO would release somewhere in February or March of this year?

[earnest jewel]

No.

[pseudo vector]

comedy

[azure oak]

king clam wil have 7 phases and 83 attacks

[dull heart]

No

[mystic eagle]

It seems more likely to be February/March of next year now

[azure oak]

i could see like, the last to month or two of this year being possible

[mystic eagle]

Pretty funny

[earnest jewel]

But in November and December it would be the Frozen Sea Overhaul because it would be too cold.

[mystic eagle]

Can SSO release on November 13th

[analog helm]

do you guys remember when sso released it was so fun

[earnest jewel]

I know right!?

[lapis oak]

remember when Reb said SSO will release in 2024 and it's not a very big update

[mystic eagle]

[pseudo vector]

oops! scope creep!

[rose radish]

oops! Silksong released!

[azure oak]

divide SSO into a thousand parts, one update for every individual thing
Simple as that

[rose radish]

The update is delayed by a month!

[azure oak]

every single indie dev is in a group chat where they plan how to best delay calamity updates

[valid crypt]

Deltarune and silk song kicking this updates chances of release in october down the drain

[molten grove]

Recently, we finally announced with excitement the release date of the full version, September 4 2025. However, shortly after our announcement, we learned that Hollow Knight: Silksong—a highly anticipated new title of a masterpiece in the gaming industry—is launching on the same day. Silksong is a game we look up to with awe as developers, and eagerly anticipate as players. Given its immense influence, we fear that launching the Sunken Sea Overhaul on the same day would not only dishearten our dedicated team but also disappoint our devoted audience.

Having taken everything into account, we now decide to adjust the release of the full version to || ||

We sincerely apologize for the delay.

[pseudo vector]

thank you yuh

[thorny glacier]

apologies denied

changelogs tomorrow

[mystic eagle]

You said that 2 days ago

[tropic jolt]

don't worry

[mystic eagle]

Changelogs must have happened by now then

[molten grove]

no changelogs

[pseudo vector]

in all fairness SSO has faced its fair share of setbacks

both internal factors and external factors

[molten grove]

1.4 port, 22, 1.4.4 port, 25, deltarune, silksong

[tropic jolt]

thats probably what one of the S's stands for

[molten grove]

TRUEEEEE

[azure oak]

and as president i will make sure BCO will face even more setbacks

[pseudo vector]

Setback
Setback
Oh fuck

[tropic jolt]

sunken sea setbacks SSS

[molten grove]

Sunkcost Setback Osomething

[hasty tangle]

sunken scope update

oh sorry, sunken scope opdate

[tropic jolt]

sunk-cost setback overhaul

(part 1)

[thorny glacier]

sso november december

[mystic eagle]

16 months later

[lapis oak]

@rose laurel

pay for your sins

[pseudo vector]

petition to call sso the sunk cost fallacy update

[dull heart]

sunken cost overhaul

[mystic eagle]

Wait I got an idea

[lyric trellis]

Big fan of actually development issues being next to Deltarune and Silksong

[azure oak]

simply chop off all of the non-SSO stuff and release it as a prelude update like the draedon update had: clueless:

[tropic jolt]

silksong will be the largest setback thus far

[dull heart]

Bountiful Harvest 2

[pseudo vector]

silksong will definitely be bigger than deltarune because of how much shit silksong will probably have

[lyric trellis]

Silksong will eat all the remaining devs

[dull heart]

it'll be second

to the one YuH forgot to list, the legendary found paths

[tropic jolt]

👹

[lapis oak]

good

[azure oak]

"almost as much"

[tropic jolt]

something something top 5 paths

[azure oak]

the humble changelog count:

[tropic jolt]

they're aiming for a world record

that's why its still not out

[rose laurel]

Man.

[earnest jewel]

Now that I think about it, the boss changes are gonna be like Ocram all over again. No more vanilla boss clones.

[urban cloak]

wrong actually im giving giant clam mimic ai

[pseudo vector]

whoever took those screenshots also uses light mode and i feel so bad for them

[urban cloak]

😊

[earnest jewel]

Doing God's work.

[mystic eagle]

wdym also

[urban cloak]

you know it 💪

[lapis oak]

WHAT

[tropic jolt]

light mode burns brighter than yharon

[lapis oak]

light mode is awesome

🤬

[lyric trellis]

Oh definitely, I just think game releases being put next to “half the dev team leaving” looks funny, even though yes they’re all setbacks

[earnest jewel]

People use light mode?

[dusk bronze]

adding neutrons

[pseudo vector]

its a fair observation dw lmao

[mystic eagle]

CD don't tell me you use Light Mode

[pseudo vector]

i'm not dismissing it dw

[rose laurel]

In my end Silksong won't be as big of a setback

[pseudo vector]

i don't use light mode cuz i like my eyes

[rose laurel]

Not because I'm not gonna play it

But because I can only do it on weekends

Then again that's implying I have done any work lately

[urban cloak]

same

[earnest jewel]

Ha, employed.

[lyric trellis]

Silksong is actually a bigger setback than 22 we just don’t know it yet

[rose laurel]

It's not work

[tropic jolt]

team cherry has prepared five paths of pain for us this time

[earnest jewel]

Ha, unemployed.

[urban cloak]

pantheons of pain

[mystic eagle]

Silksong will be the great 94

[rose laurel]

I live in a dorm for the week and go back home on the weekend

I can't bring my PC with me

And my shitass laptop doesn't run Silksong

[molten grove]

we barely have half of 94 devs vruh, we’re gonna be losing devs that havent been hired yet

[earnest jewel]

Ha, not owning a Steam Deck.

[rose laurel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/704694434964439071/1284577245796634675/cat_gets_splash_stupid_idot.gif

[dusk bronze]

have yuo tried

[tropic jolt]

unfortunately the small indie game hollow knight silksong has been delayed due to the coming release of the indie giant hollow knight silksong

[rose laurel]

Bro it barely runs Terraria

[pseudo vector]

i will be playing silksong

[tropic jolt]

we will be playing silksong

[dull heart]

I will not

[rose laurel]

That's how bad my laptop is

😭

[tropic jolt]

terraria playercount will be 0 for a week

[valid crypt]

Silksong consumes

[earnest jewel]

I will be trying to remember to play Hollow Knight.

[urban cloak]

4 days after silksong im back in classes ☹️

[mystic eagle]

I can't play Silksong until october as Exams

[urban cloak]

activity will sink like a rock

[lyric trellis]

Cal will recover from the negative dev debt in 2030

[lapis oak]

the mysterious non official Cal devs

[earnest jewel]

That's the addon devs.

[dusk bronze]

like hpu

[dull heart]

we lose 47 and fables loses 47

[azure oak]

either every single dev team will have to sacrifice 1 dev or an entire dev team will explode

[dusk bronze]

how many devs does fables have

[earnest jewel]

More than one, less then three thousand.

[dull heart]

probably not 47

[lapis oak]

500 devs

[dusk bronze]

by my count basecal has either 48 or 50

[dull heart]

by my count we have a lot

[dusk bronze]

i wrote down every dev bc memory suck

also i like writing everything down in general

[dull heart]

I think we have 51?

[earnest jewel]

You could fill an area with that many.

[azure oak]

calamity secretly has 500 devs, every 10 devs simply share an account

[dull heart]

true I'm actually 12 different people masquerading as one

[dusk bronze]

do you know the roles of poroboros and flowaria bc i've never heard of them but they're in the current dev section of the thank you painting

[tropic jolt]

finally you admit it

[earnest jewel]

I knew it.

[dusk bronze]

i'm actually a swarm of bees myself

[dull heart]

poro does programming & is a catalyst dev I think?

flowaria I have no idea

[earnest jewel]

Yharim approves.

[azure oak]

flowaria is just someone's potted flower

[tropic jolt]

Draedon disapproves

[dull heart]

i don't know probably half of the dev team tbh

[tropic jolt]

wouldn't bees just bee so much beetter if they were enslaved?

[dull heart]

WAIT I made a mistake it's 49 not 51

[dusk bronze]

so i have an extra dev on my list

hm

[earnest jewel]

It's me, the secret dev on your list.

[tropic jolt]

will the secret developer drop a shadow crystal when defeated

[mystic eagle]

No as they're not a boss

[earnest jewel]

Maybe, if you can escape my labyrinth to find FREEDOM!

Then you must face my secret boss fight.

[dusk bronze]

fight my bosses

[azure oak]

mine my sprites

[mystic eagle]

Read my lore

[molten grove]

YuH my YuH

[dull heart]

doze my zoze

[boreal edge]

zoze who doze

[mystic eagle]

Dezozes your doze

Doze be like: Collect my reworks

[azure oak]

logmageddon

[lyric trellis]

Small update

Road to 100k words

[dusk bronze]

logma balls

[mystic eagle]

Please add The Great Mighty Poo to Terraria Calamity Mod

[boreal edge]

Considering a decent amount of the changelog is dv template, it's probably really close or surpassed that in reality

[vivid hemlock]

light mode peasant

[dusk bronze]

what's dv

[molten grove]

difficulty value

dv template is what makes the difficulty colors on the wiki

[azure oak]

how much is getting rebalanced anyways

[dusk bronze]

yes

[azure oak]

it's like some king of... calamity overhaul

[dusk bronze]

[tropic jolt]

[lyric trellis]

I love difficulties!

[valid crypt]

[tropic jolt]

can we get some more difficulties

[dusk bronze]

money's paw curls, malice readded

[earnest jewel]

I love difficulties, I'm going to add three add-ons that add new ones and enable them all at once!