#calamity-update-talk

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rich ginkgo
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i think infernum managed to do it because they were THAT committed

pulsar cobalt
pseudo vector
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we won't be adding them until after sso last i recalled

pulsar cobalt
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they just

tropic jolt
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ive never even looked at anything related to achievements in tmod

lyric trellis
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Infernum just made their own system didn’t they

dull heart
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We could have done it but we figured it's better to wait for Tmod to add support ourselves

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Yes

pulsar cobalt
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remade what is essentially an achievement system from the ground up

dull heart
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Infernum just added their own system

pseudo vector
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can we even say how many we had in mind lmao

rich ginkgo
dull heart
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I think ozz has said how many before but idk

pseudo vector
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its a large number

earnest jewel
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At least seven.

vivid hemlock
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wasnt it like 70+ ideas

lyric trellis
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There’s quite a few

mystic eagle
pseudo vector
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closer to 100 than 50

lyric trellis
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NR achievement….

dull heart
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no we don't have over 200 lol

hazy pine
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i neeeed to know dog quotes i neeeed to hamfist them in his fight raaaaaaagh

rich ginkgo
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100%ing calamity is gonna go so hard

tropic jolt
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no way you could fit 200 when vanilla only has 115

dull heart
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Idk the exact count

earnest jewel
pulsar cobalt
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iirc ozz said there were 80ish achievements in an old doc they had

hazy pine
dull heart
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yeah somewhere in the 80s

pseudo vector
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i really want to quote some of dog's head hit quotes

rich ginkgo
dull heart
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They'll probably be revised now though

pseudo vector
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there's one i find hilarious

earnest jewel
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Oh, then we have to wait. Why must I be tormented with having to wait for the new dialogue.

pulsar cobalt
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_ _

hazy pine
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im broke!

rich ginkgo
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😕

mystic eagle
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So like bosses, all bosses, boss rush, all town npcs and more

dull heart
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Rest in peace "Of all my segments to get hit by?"

earnest jewel
pseudo vector
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there's way better ones now

dull heart
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there's one quote I'll miss

pseudo vector
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dog may be an asshole but he can be funny

mystic eagle
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Will DoG swear in SSO

dull heart
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if you fight him in malice

vivid hemlock
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💔

dull heart
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Malice dog is so bonkers but now I've toned it down to not seem impossible anymore

mystic eagle
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Oh so he just turns into a game of mario party on malice?

pseudo vector
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malice harder than infernum?

dull heart
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I think I mentioned before some of the malice changes

hazy pine
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dash spam sim vs idek

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lol

dull heart
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The key one being he has predictive movement on EVERYTHING

rich ginkgo
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what is malice

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master + death?

pseudo vector
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i can tell you rn that i'm probably gonna find death dog slow as fuck compared to infernum now

fathom girder
tropic jolt
fathom girder
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thank you

dull heart
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Well, malice itself doesn't have changes

rich ginkgo
lyric trellis
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Malice being unironically used for cal development again in 2025 is funny

dull heart
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FTW has changes

fathom girder
mystic eagle
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Watch as Malice dies again 2 years after SSO

fathom girder
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making it actually good in spite of fabsol

dull heart
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Malice is just stupid because the contaxt damage scaling formula for it makes segments deal like 700 damage

tropic jolt
earnest jewel
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DoG gets a gun in Malice.

dull heart
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true

fathom girder
rich ginkgo
mystic eagle
dull heart
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The head does something like 1.4k dmg

lyric trellis
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“Good” yes

dull heart
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Thanks vanilla legendary scaling

fathom girder
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Light work

rich ginkgo
fathom girder
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no reaction

pseudo vector
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once i'm done with my infernum / wotg / catalyst / hotog playthrough i'll mess around with sso death dog

fathom girder
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I could take it

pulsar cobalt
pseudo vector
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just so i can compare how much harder infernum dog is compared to sso dog

hazy pine
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hotog mmm...

rich ginkgo
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someone remind me what hotog is

hazy pine
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hodog

pseudo vector
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hunt of the old god

mystic eagle
rich ginkgo
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oh yeah

pseudo vector
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i'm talking death not malice

rich ginkgo
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special squid

mystic eagle
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Still

hazy pine
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wait is malice getting readded

fathom girder
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Malice is being added by name only

lyric trellis
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Saying death dog is harder than infernum to troll people

pseudo vector
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sso death dog is hard but he's nowhere near infernum dog difficulty

dull heart
earnest jewel
fathom girder
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In reality "malice" is just legdeath or something

hazy pine
fathom girder
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but with the name

pseudo vector
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lemme see if i can find my attempt counts for comparison purposes

tropic jolt
pseudo vector
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i'm at yharon

dull heart
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I found infernum dog not too bad

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I'd say infernum dog is much less lenient

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But it lasts less time

rich ginkgo
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ur fine if ur good with timing

tropic jolt
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infernum dog is like a parry check in other games

mystic eagle
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Infernum DoG lasts like 90 seconds

tropic jolt
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learn the dash timing and you can consistently win

pseudo vector
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first pic - sso death dog
second pic - infernum dog

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fathom girder
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two hundred and nine attempts

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wtf

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Doze what did you DO

tropic jolt
pseudo vector
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i had a bit of a skill issue

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i will say death dog makes rev dog look easy

hazy pine
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evidently

rich ginkgo
tropic jolt
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is this technically a leak that SSO dog is in a playable state

fathom girder
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I'm impressed you didn't lose your shit at 40 attempts ngl

dull heart
pseudo vector
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i was able to kill rev dog twice in a row after beating death dog

fathom girder
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oh DoG's been known to be basically done for awhile now

hushed hazel
pulsar cobalt
pseudo vector
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long bill and fobgobbler

dull heart
fathom girder
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Y'know

pseudo vector
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2.1 dog is so much fun

fathom girder
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that's good tbh

tropic jolt
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I can't wait

dull heart
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it's a fun fair fight that does not pull punches

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Or at least it feels that way

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And then you play Malice and you realize

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He pulled punches

pseudo vector
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its my favourite interpretation of the fight since i do find infernum dog a bit much

tropic jolt
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you should totally post a full video of the fight right now 😁

pulsar cobalt
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its a class a spoiler

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so no can do

dull heart
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Malice dog feels surprisingly fair for being so stupid

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At least to me

tropic jolt
fathom girder
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You did make it, granted

dull heart
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yeah

fathom girder
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so you do know what exactly he can do

pseudo vector
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i remember watching the clip of malice dog you sent in dev

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it looks like infernum

dull heart
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It's changed a lot from that

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Also it was WAY worse than infernum

fathom girder
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I can't imagine what fighting him will be like not knowing what he can actually do

mystic eagle
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Can you send like 16 pixels of 2.1 DoG

pulsar cobalt
pseudo vector
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brother was moving at mach 10

dull heart
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I removed most of them

halcyon seal
dull heart
pulsar cobalt
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the size increase?

dull heart
dull heart
fathom girder
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oh my god

mystic eagle
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Jesus

halcyon seal
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im excited to start my gfb playthrough when sso drops

fathom girder
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malice DoG off to beat OG malice exos for hardest boss

halcyon seal
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gonna be really fun

dull heart
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I'm slightly worried that FTW DoG might make GFB too hard

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for people who just wanna have fun

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But thankfully Lacerator exists

pseudo vector
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the funny seed dogs are actually insane

fathom girder
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lacerator the DoG shredder

pseudo vector
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good luck to anyone who attempts them lmao

dull heart
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FTW also makes dog take 2x dmg on his head now btw

earnest jewel
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Not The Bees should let you fight Yharim as first boss.

fathom girder
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Oh I'm gonna HAVE to try it

dull heart
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Even with that I never dropped him below 40%

pseudo vector
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from personal experience tho rev and death dog are genuinely so much fun

ocean jetty
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the

pulsar cobalt
pseudo vector
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doze is the same mf who beat sso death dog dashless too

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actual psycho

fathom girder
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just to prove a point

dull heart
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dashless hookless Nohit*

fathom girder
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that it isn't required

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YOU ARE INSANE

pulsar cobalt
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also who here knew legendary+rev/death changes already exist in calamity

dull heart
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oh and no mounts either

mystic eagle
pseudo vector
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uhhhh

fathom girder
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maybe don't

pulsar cobalt
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itll just be of segments

tropic jolt
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16 pixels of the background that we've already all seen

pulsar cobalt
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or the player

fathom girder
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we will reconstruct the entire fight based on those 16 pixels

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and confuse doze

earnest jewel
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The pixels are randomly chosen.

dull heart
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I'd be very impressed

pulsar cobalt
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or maybe cd can set it to a resolution that would make it have 16 pixels in total

lyric trellis
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16 pixels (the boss has the same sprite)

dull heart
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squeeze the video into 16x16

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wait that'd be peak

mystic eagle
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16 pixels (it's the wandering background eye)

pseudo vector
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bro i'm looking at this rn

mystic eagle
pseudo vector
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makes me realise how coked out infernum is

dull heart
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The video I sent in dev of malice dog also btw was after I had toned it down twice

ocean jetty
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make it worse clueless

dull heart
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The first rendition I just gave DoG a whole extra update

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That was pure chaos

pulsar cobalt
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giving enemies extra updates

dull heart
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I didn't give his projectiles extra updates

halcyon seal
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time to do hardcore sso gfb whenever it comes out

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thats gonna be fun

pulsar cobalt
dull heart
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so laser walls were SO cooked

halcyon seal
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90% of deaths come from random glup shitto ladybugs and the other 10% are just dog

pulsar cobalt
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didnt make fireballs fucking snipe you

pseudo vector
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new walls don't lag and i'm so thankful

dull heart
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new dog doesn't really lag at all mostly

pseudo vector
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infernum walls lag so fucking much

dull heart
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Unless you use a super piercing weapon

pseudo vector
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500 projectiles

dull heart
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and it spawns something on hit

lyric trellis
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Just hearing this reminds me of “hyper mode” dog where he comes out before the laser walls finish

mystic eagle
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Over 9000 projectiles

dull heart
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oh

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Why did that reply

rich ginkgo
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are DoG projectiles getting visual upgrades

fathom girder
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More than that

rich ginkgo
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the star wars laser beams dont fit at all imo 😭

fathom girder
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the entire background is also getting visual upgrades

rich ginkgo
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fucking elongated mike and ikes all over my screen

rich ginkgo
mystic eagle
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Will Glorious End be DoG viable next update /j

dull heart
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Not to toot my own horn but new dog is definitely my favorite boss to play in cal now

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providence is close

halcyon seal
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can you make dog spawn in nebula pillar again

dull heart
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but dog wins by a little

pseudo vector
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honestly same

rich ginkgo
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doze our saviour 🥹

pseudo vector
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sso dog is my favourite fight in base cal

dull heart
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even malice dog which I pumped 200 attempts into

mystic eagle
halcyon seal
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yeah in like 1.1 or smth

dull heart
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I enjoyed

halcyon seal
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dog used to be able to spawn in nebula pillar

mystic eagle
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What

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the

dull heart
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I was exhausted because I was constantly learning and adapting

fathom girder
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I genuinely don't remember that

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and I was there for OG DoG

halcyon seal
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that was during the jank era

dull heart
halcyon seal
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i mean im like, pretty sure he could

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it wouldnt surprise me in the slightest

dull heart
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like they're all explicitly nebula lasers

fathom girder
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DoG's a mage???

rich ginkgo
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im gonna miss the nebula tail

halcyon seal
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Can now spawn while the player is near the Nebula Pillar, and will drop Meld Blobs if spawned this way.

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in 1.1.4.44

uncut gazelle
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What

fathom girder
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what the fuck

halcyon seal
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and it was when his sprite looked like this

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dull heart
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PEAK

fathom girder
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OH THIS

dull heart
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HE WAS A PILLAR ENEMY

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I didn't know that

fathom girder
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I always wondered why that sprite was so fucken odd

vivid hemlock
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nebula destroyer

fathom girder
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it was a nebula pillar enemy

lyric trellis
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Greatest boss in history

dull heart
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This must be why Deus didn't drop meld blobs

fathom girder
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yeah, cuz DoG did

pseudo vector
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meld worm

fathom girder
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...wtf fabsol

dull heart
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I should make Lore Accurate DoG double the chance to spawn near nebula pillar

pseudo vector
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LOL

halcyon seal
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Can no longer naturally spawn.
and then 1.1.6.1 ruined the fun

fathom girder
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Malice DoG spawning when you're near a nebula pillar would be cancer

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but awesome

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"yeah hope you didn't wanna complete the run loser"

dull heart
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Oh my goodness

halcyon seal
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genuinely if it was like a 0.1% spawn

dull heart
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I can totally just add it to gfb

halcyon seal
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that would be so fucking funny

fathom girder
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OH my god

pseudo vector
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dude the difference between my sso death dog reaction and my infernum dog reaction is hilarious lmao

dull heart
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Yeah lol

halcyon seal
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AND it would let 2 boss dog be possible for infernum players

dull heart
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True

uncut gazelle
dull heart
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And for basecal player s

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Because

fathom girder
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a scream probably

dull heart
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Eidolists can spawn any time in 2.1

halcyon seal
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oh, neat

fathom girder
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Oh cool!!

pearl sentinel
fathom girder
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I'm glad that infernum change went to basegame that's a cool thing

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REAL

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SO REAL

rich ginkgo
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stop it

dull heart
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It's only 50

rich ginkgo
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it’s $70 in canadian

fathom girder
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That's almost an entire silksong

dull heart
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oh

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Canadian L

rich ginkgo
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frick you

mystic eagle
halcyon seal
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new favorite hobby: looking through the history section on dog's wiki page

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hushed hazel
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That’s almost three silksong

uncut gazelle
mystic eagle
rich ginkgo
dull heart
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DoG isn't in beta yet anyway on patreon

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but it will probably be within the month

tropic jolt
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⚠️

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my wallet...

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it cant handle this

pseudo vector
halcyon seal
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No longer becomes near invincible in Expert Mode.

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fucking what.

rich ginkgo
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by the time i learn C# sso part 2 will be out

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😭

tropic jolt
uncut gazelle
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Wait, Patreon actually gives access to a beta of version Calamity?

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Never knew that...

rich ginkgo
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yeah but it’s the highest tier

tropic jolt
rich ginkgo
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which is $50 usd like doze said

fathom girder
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yeah and a gun is held to their head so they don't leak shit

uncut gazelle
dusty tinsel
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Fellow Canadian spotted

tropic jolt
mystic eagle
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Can we add The Dededevourer of Gods to GFB Malice

rich ginkgo
halcyon seal
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i forgot was it $50 monthly or $50 one time for patreon

dusty tinsel
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We should add you to gfb

tropic jolt
halcyon seal
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oh then def not

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still a cool perk tho

rich ginkgo
tropic jolt
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although the patreon bot often forgets to remove your permissions...

mystic eagle
rich ginkgo
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because patreon is kind of broken

dusty tinsel
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It's been broken since the switch

tropic jolt
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I dont know how the devs feel about auric patreons getting it permanently though

uncut gazelle
dull heart
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The Patreon bot hasn't removed non paying access in like

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Years

tropic jolt
dull heart
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it never got fixed once when it broke

rich ginkgo
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i love this mod with all my heart but good lord im too broke for this

tropic jolt
rich ginkgo
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😕

dull heart
halcyon seal
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i get why its so expensive, can always just not pledge that high if you wanna support the team some other way

pulsar cobalt
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i think calamity should go the josh strife hayes route

dull heart
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wait don't you have read access to the GitHub

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Anyway

pulsar cobalt
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no tiers

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no benefits

halcyon seal
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is pledge the right term? idk

pulsar cobalt
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pay and u get ur name mentioned and thats all

pearl sentinel
uncut gazelle
dull heart
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no

tropic jolt
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sacrifice your salary to the beautiful calamity mod team!!!

rich ginkgo
dull heart
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give me money!!!

tropic jolt
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auric tier is also limited so if too many people buy it then it will fill up

tropic jolt
uncut gazelle
dull heart
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dog rework was not commissioned I just did it

pulsar cobalt
halcyon seal
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guy who breaks into peoples homes and doesnt steal anything but just subscribes them to wulfrum tier until they notice

tropic jolt
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💔 doze is going to be homeless

dull heart
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no I forgot I even have it

pulsar cobalt
uncut gazelle
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We should collectively pay Doze or smth, I'm not a businessman

rich ginkgo
dull heart
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true

pseudo vector
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doze was working on the dog rework while everyone else was playing deltarune

pearl sentinel
# dull heart give me money!!!

if i pay you will you add a 0.0000000001% chance for dog to spawn at nebula pillar in normal seeds and make it impossible to screenshot or screen record

rich ginkgo
tropic jolt
uncut gazelle
halcyon seal
uncut gazelle
rich ginkgo
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september 4th is gonna be funny

urban cloak
rich ginkgo
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a grand total of NO ONE working on the mod

urban cloak
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we just make shit for the love of the game

tropic jolt
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those who know

halcyon seal
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DOZE I WILL GIVE YOU $20000 IF YOU BUFF SUPERRADIANT

pearl sentinel
tropic jolt
dull heart
halcyon seal
tropic jolt
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biblical levels of greed...

halcyon seal
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make that shit brawl meta knight

urban cloak
halcyon seal
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i want the buzzsaw to instantly delete any enemy it touches

uncut gazelle
pearl sentinel
rich ginkgo
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supernova buff

uncut gazelle
mystic eagle
pulsar cobalt
halcyon seal
pulsar cobalt
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it could be used for providence

halcyon seal
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boring we have slick cane

dull heart
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not as broken as glorious end is

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glorious end is the optimal mage weapon on Signus, Moon Lord, and Polter

uncut gazelle
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Glorious End, please make Regenerator good

mystic eagle
halcyon seal
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ok being usable on provi is one thing but being AMAZING into provi is another

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now youve got me interested

mystic eagle
uncut gazelle
mystic eagle
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Gonna sleep now

uncut gazelle
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Good night

mystic eagle
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Gn

dusty tinsel
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Scam

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I obliterated them

pearl sentinel
fathom girder
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there's no way

dull heart
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Hide of Deus

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Carries

celest glen
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bit of a rando-

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how the hell did I end up in spoiler chat

fathom girder
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Oh right hide of deus

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Because it makes a billion stars when you have iframes

gloomy grove
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i think that dude got hacked

fathom girder
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@urban cloak help

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oh

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I snailed my b

urban cloak
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already banned em

fathom girder
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wonderful news

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Does this server not have a filter for this kinda stuff

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or is it just. rare enough to not be an issue really

misty wren
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sidenote i love staff mail shenanigans

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hard copper
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mr bast "mr baest"

fathom girder
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My favorite youtuber

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Mr baest

urban cloak
fathom girder
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ah

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A server I'm in has a custom bot that the owners add filters to

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but

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y'know it's kinda a pain to make your own bot lmao

misty wren
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not without a blanket ban on image links

pulsar cobalt
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can you not ban a specific link?

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it would be very cat and mouse

urban cloak
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?

pulsar cobalt
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but it would work

fathom girder
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bluh

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I don't know enough about this server clearly

misty wren
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so its very much falliable

fathom girder
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Those links use the same text so I think you could filter the words that the image scam uses? I don't recall exactly how it was done on the other server

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It's like, either image1-4 or a single other title that I forgot the name of

misty wren
fathom girder
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Slightly less!

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...

pulsar cobalt
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they use the same set of images which are just links to a specific discord attachment, you could ban specifically those but as i mentioned it will essentially cat and mouse, since the scammers can just make new messages with the same image, but itll be a different link iirc

misty wren
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image1 is a really common attatchment name

fathom girder
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Fun fact

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those are botted once the account is taken

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So it isn't exactly changed on reaction

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at least iirc

pulsar cobalt
fathom girder
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oh

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I'm not reading ig

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classic calamity player move

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cough uh DoG rework I'm excited

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for it

still bluff
pulsar cobalt
# pulsar cobalt yup

i just posted the same image in the same server one after the other and it gave me a different attachment link regardless

image.png
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so banning specific image links would literally just be cat and mouse

lean relic
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ban a message that is with image 1, 2, 3, 4 names in it
The scammers always post 4 images

dull heart
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I've heard good things

agile latch
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🥹

dull heart
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to be fair he was gonna but 25 happened

arctic cliff
hallow escarp
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Cosmolight now uses Astral Bars in its recipe
Shittttt...
and can freeze time indefinitely by right clicking.
Nevermind
Cosmolight now massively accelerates time by holding left click instead of only being able to change the time of day to fixed options.
Holy SHIT

fathom girder
tropic jolt
rich ginkgo
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💔💔

boreal pewter
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(possible flashing lights warning)

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tropic jolt
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what the devils

pearl sentinel
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i swear this is the only time ill post an image in this channel

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its just too good

tropic jolt
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what was he cooking?

pearl sentinel
boreal pewter
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spamtong rework

tropic jolt
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what does this mean

arctic cliff
pearl sentinel
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it makes NO sense 😭

gray laurel
dull heart
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Balanced cosmolight

tropic jolt
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this cosmolight rebalance was made in heaven

gray laurel
rose laurel
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Thank you it took me like, a month to come up with all the parts for that

dusk bronze
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ur ideas are goated

rose laurel
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Well, me and Reb but if I said "us" it'd sound like the Dev team when no the actual implementation and discussion didn't take nearly as long

dusk bronze
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esp the yharon spawning one

arctic cliff
arctic cliff
dusk bronze
rose laurel
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Me and Reb are plural, it's why we swap our names around whenever the other is fronting

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So people know who they're talking to

arctic cliff
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plural?

rich ginkgo
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i mean that’s the dictionary definition

arctic cliff
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No, I mean Plural in um, Madeline's context

dusk bronze
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two personalities

rich ginkgo
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^^^

hard copper
#

DID?

rich ginkgo
#

correct

arctic cliff
#

"DID"
"Two personalities"

lapis oak
arctic cliff
#

oh god

#

the AAmargeddon ptsd...

pearl sentinel
#

alright man

rich ginkgo
arctic cliff
#

owner of an ancient mod once lost control due to they themselves outing themselves as having alt accounts and trying to cover that up as DID

dusk bronze
rose laurel
#

Insane

#

But yes, plural, DID, double personality, whatever you want to call it, it boils down to "two people in the same body"

rich ginkgo
arctic cliff
#

That's probably what happened.

rich ginkgo
#

i dont really see the need to hide the fact you have alt accounts but people who fake disorders are insane 😭

arctic cliff
#

I was there on that horrid day.

#

CDmusic probably remembers this day far better than I given that he used to be a composer for that mod

tropic jolt
#

what mod

iron dew
#

ancients awakened

tropic jolt
#

how calamitous

pearl sentinel
dusty tinsel
arctic cliff
#

i mean he absolutely did

#

but also iirc i think he was accused of some... very bad things.

#

This whole fucking event was a proto-fabfall incident

dusty tinsel
#

I know that when he got removed the server became chungus land 😂

#

Because someone on the staff gave everyone perms

rose laurel
arctic cliff
#

i tihnk there was an entire fucking memorial server

rich ginkgo
#

acting like the dude was the president 😭

arctic cliff
#

i mean, he was pretty much that mod's president

pearl sentinel
dusty tinsel
#

AA was kind of a mess back then anyway and it does look like the new team is fixing a lot of those things

#

Slowly of course

hasty tangle
#

aa survived?

arctic cliff
#

Yeah. Apparently.

dusty tinsel
#

It did yes

#

The new owner is Tails

tropic jolt
#

mods only die when they are forgotten

#

or something

hasty tangle
#

hence why tremor is still alive and well clueless

dusty tinsel
#

Tremor died

tropic jolt
#

I forgot about tremor (point proven!!!)

dusty tinsel
#

And it deserved to die

hasty tangle
#

well I didn't

arctic cliff
#

Also the fact that the mod back then was something of a mess because of its creator's ineptitude, and said guy, iirc got outed...

#

proto-fabsolian behavior

rich ginkgo
#

wondering if distortion would be any time sooner by now if fabsol were to be gone a while ago

#

distortion… yesterday?

tropic jolt
#

distortion everyday

arctic cliff
rich ginkgo
#

shucks

dusty tinsel
#

You are part wizard just counter spell

pearl sentinel
dusty tinsel
#

Fabsolian war against fun

pearl sentinel
#

no i meant like the cambrian epxlosion

arctic cliff
#

the fabsolian gene of not growing up

rich ginkgo
#

have to pray ill dodge the electron distorting

dusty tinsel
#

You can counter spell without it

#

I grant you a +0.5% dodge chance

rich ginkgo
#

teach me the ways 💔

#

thank you so much

dusty tinsel
#

To counter spell just say no u and channel the arcane

gray laurel
#

aRCANA BEATS!!!!!

hallow escarp
#

it's like, 10 times better now lol

#

should be a lot easier to be more selective to what time of day/night i want to set the world to

viral merlin
#

Didn't even notice it requires astral bars now
Fuuuuck

misty wren
#

its best that its there

viral merlin
#

I guess the buffs it got balance that out

misty wren
viral merlin
#

I was a big fan of being able to get it so early because I genuinely don't like waiting when I'm already prepared for a boss and need to get it out of the way

#

And the dials are trash to both get and use with unnecessarily long cooldowns

#

I'd love it if we could combine every single item that lets you get rid of a specific enemy or event into one and be able to control them through it

#

To save on inventory space and have a cosmolight but for enemies and events

main falcon
#

My cat says that changelogs tomorrow

#

Is this true

arctic cliff
dull heart
#

the change to control time smoothly is a nerf because it takes longer to spam days to get an event to spawn without the spawn item hahahaha

#

it takes like 12 seconds per day instead of like 2

#

buffing using it for the intended purpose and nerfing abusing it for events

but also by post deus you already probably have the spawners

thick coyote
#

Honestly its a little annoying to not be able to spam becuase even with my slow pace of play sometimes I just dont get a goblin army, but its better this way

#

One time i got to post ml without getting a pirate invasion

#

and i dont play fast

dull heart
#

I mean

#

There's spawn items for those things for a reason

stuck kite
#

i hope that satisfies your question

native thistle
#

My car said woof, is she ok?

stuck kite
#

happens

hushed hazel
#

probably just bilingual she'll be fine

thorny glacier
#

changelogs tomorrow

#

today, time between r&d and draedon update equals to time between bountiful harvest and sso

dusk bronze
#

@azure oak is this true?

summer shore
#

yes

#

they said it yesterday

#

J

dusk bronze
#

i'm washed

summer shore
#

everyone needs a shower every now and then

pseudo vector
buoyant pulsar
earnest jewel
#

Why is Papyrus developing the mod?

lean relic
summer shore
#

You're crazy

lapis oak
#

wtf why it auto spoiler tagged 🥀

#

oh I know

#

need to decrypt this thing chat

#

what could this mean

hushed hazel
#

i don't know what the hell i'm looking at

dusk bronze
#

looks like a laser blast

#

the green part

valid crypt
summer shore
#

Where the hell did this come from

dusk bronze
#

xyk posted it earlier

summer shore
#

Might be an arsenal weapon

azure oak
#

looks like the srimp drone

dusk bronze
#

how
looks like a black smear to me

azure oak
#

isolated a,d rotated the green spots, here they are compared to the drone

image.png
dusk bronze
#

damn

#

wasn't the drone getting resprited tho

azure oak
#

triangle said it was a maybe, and even then just because the drone design isn't finalized doesn't mean that it can't be programmed

#

also

#

the time between rust & dust and the draedon update is 472 days

#

and the time between bountiful harvest's release and today is 473 days

valid crypt
#

Great

azure oak
#

the longest wait between major updates in calamity's history

dusk bronze
azure oak
#

god help us all

summer shore
#

Guy is SPINNING

azure oak
#

it's mostly just the 2 prongs and my memory being weird

summer shore
#

Totally understand

#

Memory is weird as fuck

lapis oak
#

thought it was the player

#

the glowmask make it looks like that whimsy Wings that everyone use

azure oak
#

i either forget things in a couple minutes or i hold on to random information for weeks on end

#

there's a couple frames where the shape of the prongs is pretty clear

image.png
silk terrace
stark trail
#

.

stuck kite
thorny glacier
#

changelogs tomorrow

#

… and we’re 279 days away from cal’s 10th anniversary

dusk bronze
#

no shot it's been almost 100 days since 9th

thorny glacier
#

insanity

spark kiln
dusk bronze
#

eleventy morbillion

spark kiln
#

no one actually cares enough about the sprites of these things for such perfectionism to be justified

summer shore
#

the artists are no one

gloomy grove
hushed hazel
dusk bronze
fathom girder
#

Sorry triangle you've been voted out of reality

hushed hazel
#

Unfortunate!

azure oak
#

triangle will be replaced by the completely unrelated spriter: trapezoid

thorny fjord
lapis oak
#

that's much more powerful than triangle

#

seems like a great choice

hushed hazel
#

that's like

#

20 triangles

prisma cipher
#

That’s like

#

A lot of triangles

spark kiln
#

people don’t over analyse a random draedon summon im sure it’s fine if the sprite isn’t perfect

trail oriole
#

Buddy

#

Its not about constantly repsriting it its called iterating and premature spoilering!

#

I need to kill triangle but he hasn’t sprited in 9 years any way

cobalt cape
#

what about my resprite i just sent

trail oriole
#

But idk manggg have some respect for yourself as a playerrr its not like the dev team is being overworked for good sprites

thorny fjord
rose swan
#

make sure nobody can have them

cobalt cape
pseudo vector
#

okay?

lapis oak
#

ermm... what

trail oriole
pseudo vector
#

don't send that kind of shit regardless

rose swan
#

im pretty sure they're just trying to get a reaction

trail oriole
#

Ignore the ragebait guys ignore them pay attention to what i said aha

rose swan
#

wow thats very cool tobias

trail oriole
#

This has to be bait, yime to go fishing

rose swan
#

i DONT WANT THE FISHING ACHIVEMENTS

#

NOOO

#

STOOOOP

thorny fjord
lapis oak
#

in 70+ achievements that Calamity will add fishing related will take 30 of the spots

hasty tangle
#

sentenced to pre-1.4 supreme helper minion

trail oriole
#

Anyways yah if things are being resprited then that means the lack of charm doesnt excuse the sprite quality and excuses the extra time it takes to resprite it

pseudo vector
#

fishing is overhated imo

#

golden fishing rod my beloved

prisma cipher
#

I think hotline fishing hook looks cooler

#

Golden rod is off course better with lava proof thingy

tropic jolt
#

fishing takes so long

prisma cipher
#

YOUR FISHING TOO LONG

#

RUAHAHAHA

hushed hazel
#

nah

#

😁

pseudo vector
#

nah

valid crypt
#

If it were deleted then it were deleted for a reason

prisma cipher
#

I can post like

#

Uhhhhhhh

analog helm
#

most interesting

pseudo vector
#

post a cat

valid crypt
pseudo vector
#

i love cats

#

thank you

magic sphinx
prisma cipher
analog helm
prisma cipher
#

Calech

magic sphinx
#

ummm for context one of our friends made that stupid image and we just thought it was really crazy

prisma cipher
valid crypt
analog helm
#

it's my spirit animal,,

prisma cipher
analog helm
#

interesting!

#

dont post that again please

dusk bronze
#

the fuck happened here

valid crypt
#

Idk
Cats

cobalt cape
magic sphinx
#

new boss was revealed

#

i think

#

idk

dusk bronze
#

whar

prisma cipher
#

YOUR DA BOSS

#

RUAHAHAHA

dusk bronze
#

was it yharon again

#

istfg if it was yharon

valid crypt
#

I think it was just a meme image??

#

Idk

#

I missed it both times it was sent

dusk bronze
#

wires

prisma cipher
#

I saw it both times trust

#

I have it TOTALLY saved

dusk bronze
#

ip grabber

valid crypt
#

Oh

#

Mods kill that

dusk bronze
#

oh yeah that's not good

hushed hazel
#

you're going in the corner

cobalt cape
#

guys what happened

hushed hazel
#

anyone else like to admit they're in a raid

dusk bronze
magic sphinx
#

yea

#

hey we didnt want to like actually go that far

pseudo vector
#

sure

analog helm
magic sphinx
#

its ok i think theyre done

#

sorry lol theres nothing else to it

prisma cipher
magic sphinx
#

usually it involves a bunch of people joining the server to spread images or messages with a malicious purpose

dusk bronze
#

coordinated server invasion by trolls

prisma cipher
#

Ah

#

Thank u

#

!!

fathom girder
#

devs put this gun in the game

19722E9D-6C04-4322-8459-462EF8A35E9C.png
#

specifically does 1000% more damage to aureus

prisma cipher
#

Garbo would hate this weapon

graceful ivy
#

D2 reference in chat..

cunning sequoia
drowsy storm
still bluff
urban cloak
#

tenebreus tides aureus edition

distant raft
#

make it like post yharon so that its basically just an aureus butcher button

lapis oak
#

Z tier (SS for Aureus)

raven verge
#

Rev and Death no longer increases boss damage

Interesting, so they're purely ai changes now? (Haven't been updated for a while)

valid crypt
#

Yea

keen zodiac
dusty tinsel
#

Mastermode should be disabled permanently

dusk bronze
#

true and true

summer shore
#

Master mode replaced with faster mode

#

Welcome back malicr

valid crypt
dusty tinsel
#

Malice, but it's actually a good mode

graceful ivy
#

So like old malice

dusk bronze
#

💥

analog helm
strong isle
summer shore
#

Paster mode

#

🍝

lapis oak
#

shrimp pasta

summer shore
#

imp pasta....

#

amogu....

azure oak
#

the fact that tier 1 arsenal is made of plastic implies the existance of petroleum products and therefore oil

lapis oak
#

that's already known

#

the oil debuff...

earnest jewel
azure oak
earnest jewel
#

I hear only Calamitas will swear.

#

So the oil probably will not swear.

molten grove
#

I LOVE OIL !!!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🦅

dusk bronze
#

it's so tasty

molten grove
#

anyways dd2 (totally canon) event has oiled as a debuff and in its source game it is indeed the traditional black oil

earnest jewel
#

Dungeon Defenders 2 content will be canonized as invaders from Calamity's version of the USA.

vocal kelp
#

oil is made from dragon offshoots.,.,.,., and also like just old plants really it's just mostly old plants

earnest jewel
#

Old... Dragon... Offshoots... If only there was a Duke to explain this to us.

analog helm
terse dew
#

woah

earnest jewel
analog helm
#

maybe,,, maybe there's still some wisdom in this the tale of a cruel world (calamity original game soundtrack) by DM Dokuro

earnest jewel
#

Unknown from ME.

dusty tinsel
#

I drink one metric gallon of oil a day

earnest jewel
dusty tinsel
#

I said metric not imperial

#

You can't do this to me

earnest jewel
#

American freedom units are free, not imperial.

#

Freedom to call them whatever you want!

#

Because FREEDOM!

dusty tinsel
#

You still use the imperial system smh

earnest jewel
earnest jewel
dusty tinsel
#

Uh Americans XD

earnest jewel
#

I'm not American.

dusty tinsel
#

Then you wasn't directed at you

#

It was plural you

earnest jewel
#

All in the head.

#

Yharim is in a coma theory time.

analog helm
#

comarim,.,.,.,.

dusty tinsel
#

Oil is tasty

#

It tastes like dinosaurs

earnest jewel
#

It tastes like FREEDOM!

analog helm
#

motif.,.,., , ,.,. , ,., , , , , , , , , ,

dusk bronze
#

doooooo do do do doo dooooo

earnest jewel
#

Baaahhhh, bah bah bah bah bah baaaahhhh!

analog helm
#

bababa bah bah

earnest jewel
#

Bah bah bah bah, bah, bah bah bah bahhh bah bababah babah bah bah bah, bah bah, bahhh!

molten grove
dusty tinsel
#

A dev run

analog helm
#

dev joining chat is like a wasp entering ur room through a window

molten grove
#

a wasp????

dusty tinsel
#

That's a hornet

#

Which I know is just a big wasp

#

But still

analog helm
#

bzzzzzz

dusty tinsel
#

Fun fact ants are also wasps

dusk bronze
hushed hazel
dusty tinsel
#

Bee drill in terraria ????

analog helm
#

what if 23

dusty tinsel
#

Sending you to the void

hushed hazel
#

not as funny sorry

dusty tinsel
#

23 would imply an incident happened in 23

fathom girder
#

Every year Fabsol was on the devteam was an incident

lapis oak
#

the Khamul incident

analog helm
dusty tinsel
#

The kiri incident

#

The bite of 87 😂

analog helm
#

goinh to cry and sob loudly

dusty tinsel
#

Instead of the bite of 87 it's actually the fabsolonian disaster of 25

analog helm
#

springfab trapped in calamity code's frights horror attraction

#

later burned down for the funnies

molten grove
#

thats called the loading screen tip we missed Clueless

halcyon seal
#

Applying this logic across the rest of history, when did Jesus die in cal

analog helm
molten grove
#

Exorcism

fathom girder
#

Jesus died in the crusades because he was the son of a god

analog helm
#

what if he did a slime god and skedaddled

fathom girder
#

Maybe he renamed himself to xeroc...

analog helm
#

maybe.,.,., ,.,.,

dusty tinsel
#

Dinosaurs are real

analog helm
#

this is true i am one

dusty tinsel
#

You can literally turn into a "velociraptor" and a pterodactyl in terraria

#

Plus there is the amber pet thing

molten grove
#

Hadarians are based on pterosaurus, good enough

tropic jolt
#

1.4.5 is going to be a very strange update

molten grove
#

dead cells concierge as mech deerclops or bust

lapis oak
#

bust

dusk bronze
#

wait that would be sick actually

#

prof guardians as the servants clueless

hot pebble
#

hi guys

#

is there something new?

dusk bronze
#

no poiler

dull heart
#

depends on when you're comparing to

dusk bronze
#

i'm comparing to yesterday

dusty tinsel
#

Why did they choose deerclops of the bosses from don't starve

#

I know there aren't that many options, but that boss is 😭

desert garnet
#

maybe cuz its iconic

dusty tinsel
#

I had never heard of it clearly it's not that iconic

torn kite
#

id much rather have dragonfly desert boss than deerclops

arctic cliff
#

dragonfly desert?

#

does he know

torn kite
dusty tinsel
#

Dragonfly tundra boss

hot pebble
#

i was lighting

#

before the

dusty tinsel
#

Lighting

hot pebble
#

before the

dusty tinsel
#

Did you mean lightning

lapis oak
#

lighting

dusty tinsel
#

Lighting before the lighting

analog helm
#

light before the ting

tropic jolt
hot pebble
#

ttthhhuuunnndddaaa

rich ginkgo
lapis oak
distant raft
#

theres probably someone who can

dusk bronze
#

this channel is for future updates

distant raft
#

shit i didnt even realise

#

yeah addon talk real

rich ginkgo
#

me

#

i can

dusk bronze
#

you ain't memes

tropic jolt
#

top 5 people who arent memes

left nexus
#

Do we have an estimated update plan
I know we're getting sunken sea update next is anything after it unknown?

earnest jewel
#

No, and wrong channel.

earnest jewel
#

May be subject to change.

azure oak
#

definitely others

earnest jewel
#

No Wario update, however.

real axle
#

724 - Added a new Superboss

tropic jolt
#

goozma

fringe quiver
#

724 - removed herobrine

earnest jewel
#

724 - Gave Calamitas a shellfish allergy.

dusk bronze
#

there will be many major and minor updates between those

arctic cliff
#

725 - 2025.

tropic jolt
#

427 - Reworked all bosses to use Burrowing Enemy AI

valid crypt
#

Aint a acid rain update also planned somewhere

dusk bronze
#

yeah probably between sso 2 and bco if i had to guess

lament folio
#

Has next update got a confirmed date yet

tropic jolt
#

🙏 hopefully

thorny glacier
#

changelogs tomorrow

valid crypt
tropic jolt
#

hope or cope

tacit mauve
#

Update whenever they feel like it

lament folio
#

Preciate it guys

pseudo vector
#

it will release
when its finished

#

(and also after a lot of playtesting)

compact tendon
#

Soon TM like gd 2.2

dusk bronze
#

sso november/december

tropic jolt
#

catastrophic sso delay caused by silksong

dusk bronze
#

nah it was never releasing september

tacit mauve
#

does sso stand for smth

tropic jolt
tacit mauve
#

ah

#

that shit does need an overhaul

dense sundial
#

Sometimes it’s hard to say what doesn’t

hushed hazel
#

i ate a hamburger the other day

#

that was pretty nice i don't think that needed an overhaul

mystic eagle
earnest jewel
#

So you're saying we need some kind of Calamity Overhaul?

tropic jolt
rich ginkgo
earnest jewel
#

Wrong channel.

rich ginkgo
#

the game from this point isnt finished like, at all

earnest jewel
#

And you have the entire game to wait.

fathom spoke