calamity-update-talk

[azure oak]

it's been almost a month since there was an actual spoiler in #spoilers

[analog helm]

me im the spoiler

im gonna appear in sso

[dry whale]

is this real

[halcyon seal]

Insider leaks reveal that the Sunken Sea Overhaul will not include the Sunken Sea Overhaul at all

Apparently they just thought it’d be funny to trick everyone

[hard hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/lord-of-the-rings-no-nope-nah-never-gif-16208499

[azure oak]

we do be starving

[pulsar cobalt]

an infographic NOT made by orios???

we must be living in an alternate timeline

[azure oak]

should have the songs that are already present in the album as well

[pseudo vector]

wait this is cool
and yeah i'd say it should have the songs that are already out too

[buoyant pulsar]

yeah SSO actually isn't real they just made a bunch of weapon reworks for their own mods and art for no reason

everything else is lies

[pseudo vector]

what do the little gem things mean even

[buoyant pulsar]

hi cdmusic

my head hurts

[pseudo vector]

i'm guessing it means wip to an extent

my head also hurts

its hot

[buoyant pulsar]

its4:38 am

[earnest jewel]

That was eight hours ago.

[buoyant pulsar]

im deteriorating

goodnight waterwraithgaming

[earnest jewel]

When I was telling someone their two pieces of copper taped together can't run Calamity.

[azure oak]

get a painkiller or smth

[earnest jewel]

Go to sleep.

[pseudo vector]

i've had a headache since a couple nights ago

[earnest jewel]

That's bad.

[buoyant pulsar]

sorry about that

[pseudo vector]

made working on shit so much harder

[earnest jewel]

Drink more water, that's good for headaches I hear.

[buoyant pulsar]

im bed

[earnest jewel]

No, you should be in the bed.

[buoyant pulsar]

become the bed

🛏️

me as fuck

[earnest jewel]

Is that part of the Sunken Sea Update? Bed transformation?

[buoyant pulsar]

this is me as fuck

goodnight

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[earnest jewel]

You said that yesterday.

[azure oak]

jesse you are a liar and you will be dipped in the calamity branded molten lead vat

[thorny glacier]

and i will say till the day yharim is released

[azure oak]

oh god damnit

[thorny glacier]

rot in hell!!!!!!!

[pseudo vector]

welcome back mr beast

[earnest jewel]

Mister Beast!!!

[dry whale]

señor bestia

[hushed hazel]

mr breast give me money

[thorny glacier]

anyway…

changelogs tomorrow guys

[pulsar cobalt]

I NEED THAT MR BEAST MONEY PLEASE STOP DELETING THEM MR LEON

[hushed hazel]

No

More money for me

😁

[dry whale]

wtf

admin abuse

[hushed hazel]

Wrong! Not an admin

You’re going in the dungeon

[dry whale]

WHAT

[azure oak]

there is no calamity

[late eagle]

It's cold here and my throat hurts a lot and I'm going to sing solo in my church with all the high ranking guys looking at me

I'm just cooked

[pseudo vector]

oh you might be cooked

[earnest jewel]

Oh, that ain't good.

[azure oak]

sorry to hear that

[thorny glacier]

my prayers go out to you

[earnest jewel]

Ba dum tiss.

[thorny glacier]

changelogs are gonna be delayed by two tomorrows because of that

[late eagle]

Thanks guys

I'm gonna do my best

🥲

[gaunt ibex]

guys, have you seen that guy with the dumbass name around?

i feel like calling his name names

[still heart]

[late eagle]

Bro why are you being so rude man

Nobody did anything to you

[analog helm]

cann.i go in the dungeon,n,nnnnn

[gaunt ibex]

i feel joy from doing that

[late eagle]

Okay then do it somewhere else

As far as I know this kind of behavior doesn't help with spoilers.

[earnest jewel]

Oh, wait, I've seen that guy before.

[dull heart]

Hi

[gaunt ibex]

this is narcissistic, man

you'd prefer me hating on some other server over this one for no reason except because you're here

[fathom girder]

ok

[still heart]

Fair point

[gaunt ibex]

you indeed did

[still heart]

But maybe just don’t do it

[dull heart]

I'd prefer you not doing it at all

[gaunt ibex]

nah

thanks tho

[dull heart]

But if you have to I'd rather it not be here

[still heart]

[gaunt ibex]

okey dokey, thanks for sharing

[earnest jewel]

Don't you have anything better to do?

[late eagle]

I'd rather you just stop being an idiot for no reason, but since that's clearly not going to happen just spare us your comments.

[gaunt ibex]

don't you? i hadn't even said anything bad yet and you're still trying to shame me for something

[gaunt ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[earnest jewel]

Come on.

[gaunt ibex]

fr come on, why isn't it loading

[azure oak]

because lack of embed perms

[pseudo vector]

embed perms moment

[gaunt ibex]

:(

swiss just click on it then

pls

[late eagle]

Nah

Get out

[dull heart]

spoiler out of context

[gaunt ibex]

"get out" in august💀💀💀💀💔💔🥀🥀🥀

[hushed hazel]

no i agree with him

don't

[earnest jewel]

Exactly kid, is this really how you want to spend the end of your summer? Calling people names?

[late eagle]

Acrobatics pack will still be viable up to post moon lord?

[dull heart]

no

Well

[late eagle]

[dull heart]

Maybe

[gaunt ibex]

oh i remember you

[dull heart]

But that's not what this is showing

[late eagle]

Do it for the sake of science!!!

[dull heart]

This has nothing to do with acro pack except that I had it in vanity

[late eagle]

It's the uuuh

[twin juniper]

It’s gravity globe guys

[late eagle]

Gravity globe?

[gaunt ibex]

is chatting on some discord server how you want to spend the rest of your life though? considering how you called me a kid you're prolly like 30

[hushed hazel]

is your only reason for being here right now arguing with people for no reason

[dull heart]

No

[earnest jewel]

Speak for yourself.

[late eagle]

Okay that's hard

[dull heart]

It's not showing an accessory at all

well wings are relevant

[hushed hazel]

cause you did this exact same thing yesterday too

[dull heart]

But it's not showcasing any specific wings

[gaunt ibex]

precisely

[hushed hazel]

you're going in the corner then

[late eagle]

Could you just ban this guy or something?

[hushed hazel]

don't be annoying

thanks

[late eagle]

This conversation is useless

Oh again bruh

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[urban cloak]

weird fi- MY EYES owww :(** **

[lyric trellis]

Helios fish

[late eagle]

Flashbangg

[pseudo vector]

flashbang fish

[analog helm]

human i remeber your fiash

how tf do you spell fish

oh there we go

not you again

i will click my fingers and you will disappear

it worked

[empty yarrow]

✨magik✨

[wooden blade]

nameless fish

[dull heart]

fishbang

[summer shore]

Now that's a sunfish

[pulsar cobalt]

the fish that blinds you

it comes from the beach that makes you old

[distant raft]

which is near the lab that makes you eye

[viral merlin]

I'm old!

[azure oak]

changelogn't

[dusk bronze]

changelogs never

[late eagle]

Logs my changes

[molten grove]

there are only 6 unreleased individual changelogs rn, check again later!

[earnest jewel]

Are you saying we need to find your pages?

[clear compass]

[molten grove]

yeah, i edited 6 messages ive sent in this server within the last 2 years to include codes
(at the bottom of the message will be a line saying “code: <insert code>”)
collect all 6 codes and send them in alphabetical order of the first letter in each message for an epic win

good luck
!

[earnest jewel]

This will take a bit you say code a lot.

Yeah you didn't do that, did you.

[molten grove]

[orchid finch]

For YuH to do something.

You must be crazy to even think about it!

[earnest jewel]

Even if you did I'm not looking through the 113 messages with the word 'code' in them.

[dull heart]

113 is not that bad

[orchid finch]

Actually yeah

[dusk bronze]

yeah that's nothing

[stuck kite]

collect my changelogs

[orchid finch]

Of course it is

[pearl sentinel]

homestuck

[earnest jewel]

Please no.

[molten grove]

nnoooOoOOOooo

[earnest jewel]

We have enough of Tobias Foxworth's influence here already.

[orchid finch]

I swear I have had a similar encounter like this

Also hi benny

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[empty yarrow]

changelogs yesterday

[earnest jewel]

I am the changelogs, that's what I am.

[dusk bronze]

john changelogs

[pearl sentinel]

what you described is literally just a thing that happens in homestuck

[earnest jewel]

Alright, found the Homestuck fan.

Do I get a prize?

(Can the prize not be Homestuck.)

[empty yarrow]

The prize is Homestuck. No take backs

[distant raft]

the prize is homestuck

[earnest jewel]

Damn it.

[fathom girder]

the prize is homestuck show by vivziepop

[earnest jewel]

Ok, I get it, can I trade it in?

[fathom girder]

No

[empty yarrow]

No

[earnest jewel]

I don't wanna figure out how to read Homestuck!

[fathom girder]

Congratulations!

Your reward is: Homestuck

[earnest jewel]

Is there any other reward!?

[fathom girder]

Yes

[earnest jewel]

And it's...

[distant raft]

homestuck 2

[earnest jewel]

What do you mean Homestuck 2.

[fathom girder]

Oh, we're just getting started

[distant raft]

it is identical except that everything is tinted green

[dull heart]

when do we get Homestuck blue

[brave star]

Stuck in home

[earnest jewel]

What do you mean just getting started!?

[fathom girder]

Your reward is Homestuck

[brave star]

Also Toby fox is voicing a main character

For those that don know

[earnest jewel]

I don't care if I get Toby Fox, I don't want Homestuck.

[fathom girder]

Thankfully, there is another option available for you, dear winner

[empty yarrow]

You are receiving Homestuck

Please do not resist

[fathom girder]

You can also receive

Homestuck

THREE!!!!!!!!!

🎊 🎊 🎊 🎊 🎊

[earnest jewel]

What do you mean Homestuck 3!?

[fathom girder]

Every letter now has a special edition EXTRA LETTER!!!!!

[empty yarrow]

There’s Homestuck, then Homestuck 2, then 3

(No none of them are connected to each other)

But they’re Homestuck

The “Homestuck Cinematic Universe”

[earnest jewel]

The closest thing I have to Homestuck is a game made by the same people. And I didn't play it. Please, non-Homestuck option.

[fathom girder]

beggars can't be choosers sorry

You get homestuck

[empty yarrow]

You may get Stuckhome instead, a prequel series to Homestuck

[earnest jewel]

I'm not a beggar? Does that change anything?

What do you mean prequel series.

Why is it even called Homestuck!?

[fathom girder]

You certainly seem eager to get something

[empty yarrow]

It does not

[earnest jewel]

That something is not Homestuck.

[empty yarrow]

Everybody is entitled to Homestuck

Whether you like it or not

[earnest jewel]

I choose to waive that entitlement.

[fathom girder]

Then you are no longer a winner

[earnest jewel]

And didn't Homestuck get taken down?

[fathom girder]

I am sorry, but we shall find another winner elsewhere

[earnest jewel]

I can't Homestuck even if I wanted too.

[empty yarrow]

You are now Homestuck-less, and Win-less

[dusk bronze]

it's on a youtube playlist

[empty yarrow]

Cry if you must

[stone fiber]

I ate coins

[prisma cipher]

I ate batteries once or twice

[earnest jewel]

Is that a Homestuck reference?

[earnest jewel]

Not helping.

[dusk bronze]

????

[earnest jewel]

I'm trying to get out of Homestuck.

Don't tell them I could Homestuck.

[dusk bronze]

you can homestuck

[earnest jewel]

Please don't.

[empty yarrow]

You can Homestuck

[earnest jewel]

No. I refuse to Homestuck.

[empty yarrow]

no gifs 🥀

[thorny glacier]

devourer of ip addresses

changelogs tomorrow

[earnest jewel]

Is that the Bandai Namco flashbang?

[stone fiber]

You can Homestuck

[stone fiber]

No

[empty yarrow]

You WILL Homestuck

[earnest jewel]

I cannot Homestuck, it's an interactive medium, and I can't interact with it!

[dusk bronze]

it stopped being interactive when it finished writing

[earnest jewel]

What does that even mean?

[hushed hazel]

who hit the gif with the bisexual shrink ray

[stone fiber]

By the way guys have you seen the Homestuck animated show teaser?

[earnest jewel]

No, I'm not a Stuckathomer.

[prisma cipher]

It’s a fucking Frankenstein of 3 of the shittiest fandoms

It’s hilarious tbh

I wanna see it (not the show) but the absolute shitfest the fandom will be

I can’t wait

[earnest jewel]

How to stop people from trying to convert you to Homestuck.

[prisma cipher]

Idk I’ve never played homestuck

Homestuck

Like stuck in place

[earnest jewel]

I thought it was a web comic.

[cinder hearth]

Homestuck
Animated by vivziepop
The protagonist voiced by toby fox

It's gonna be very interesting to see how it goes

[prisma cipher]

Like you being stunned by a one purple plant lmaooooo

[earnest jewel]

Are you saying it's a game?

[prisma cipher]

No

I was trying to be ignorant

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[lean relic]

Jesse you are starving too much

Get some spoiler snacks

[pearl sentinel]

homestuck is a multi-media experience unlike any other

[earnest jewel]

You're not selling me on this.

[distant raft]

honey 🤤

[thorny glacier]

i dont care! changelog gluttony is consuming me! changelogs tomorrow!!!

[thorny glacier]

ts is actually nice

[north island]

when we move from SSO tomorrow to changelogs tomorrow💔

[dull heart]

what am i looking at

[terse dew]

It's bleak

[fringe quiver]

september october

[lean relic]

SSO SEPTEMBER OCTOBER

[empty yarrow]

hometuck

[thorny glacier]

november december

changelogs tomorrow

update in 3 hours afterwards

||dawg ts is evolving||

[late eagle]

Is this thing in SSO?

Silly honey buddies

[dusty tinsel]

It's the amber scutler things summon item drop iirc

[late eagle]

I wonder how old is this spoiler

I feel like I've seen this a lot of times already

[wicked temple]

whats this

[dusk bronze]

read 2 messages up

from here

[empty yarrow]

I have never seen that

amber creature

[azure oak]

so desperate for anything that we're begging for changelogs

this truly is a calamity

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

amen🙏

[hallow thunder]

changelogs [REDACTED] im so hyped

[azure oak]

we will not last another week

only 13 days left

[wicked temple]

lmao

[thorny glacier]

countdown so monumental it feels like we’re hitting another millennium

[azure oak]

truly dire times indeed

[dusty tinsel]

I am not sure if that will be the sprite used for the summon item, but that's the one I saw for it lol

[earnest jewel]

They should make the changelogs update where they add changelogs to Calamity.

[dull heart]

make it so we only publish spoilers and changelogs directly in game and nowhere else

[azure oak]

add daily login rewards to calamity, this is a good idea

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[valid crypt]

50 calamicoins per day and with 1000 calamicoins you can open lootboxes

[earnest jewel]

What are the odds for the Calamitas plush?

[azure oak]

0.5%

[earnest jewel]

Ha, I already got the plush, so you guys are gonna have to gamble for 'em!

[white aurora]

0.1% chance for murasama rework drop

[rare tinsel]

there’s a 5% chance to roll a free spin which automatically upgrades what drops from it

[weak heron]

75% for DOG resprite

[north island]

calamipesos

[weak heron]

You can get 1000 calamicurrency by sacrificing your calamikidneys

[lapis oak]

oh that cropped thing on the right is Crystalline resprite

[fathom girder]

another one

[earnest jewel]

When are casinos added to Calamity?

[calm ingot]

It’s called using the sevens striker

With copper coins for an accurate experience

[narrow kestrel]

Disable the goblin tinker rework

[azure oak]

calamity mod

[wicked pewter]

Dandy sprites look so cozy always

[viral merlin]

what motiff is cd's vote talking about

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[vivid hemlock]

is this mr beast

[lapis oak]

mr vanillin

[royal garnet]

Life

[real axle]

mods please delete this

yayy thank you

[dusty tinsel]

No

Get hacked noobs /j

[real axle]

noo, don't let drake scam me

[dusty tinsel]

Would be a sad day if one of the main crew in this channel fell to that scam

What would we do without kiri to bully

[lapis oak]

main crew 😭

that was so funny when I just read it

[dusty tinsel]

You are in here like every day you are main crew

[lapis oak]

I was dormant for a while until after BH last year

that's when I started speaking again

[dusty tinsel]

I am surprised you haven't gone into hiding again with the electron business

[lapis oak]

😨 !?

[dusty tinsel]

Someone should start paying kiri for every electron added

[late eagle]

I am trying to can I get on the boat

[dusty tinsel]

Yah and every time you get close I move the boat

Got to keep you going

[late eagle]

I truly am the Indian man drowning in water effect

[arctic cliff]

maybe you were the bountiful harvest all long

[buoyant pulsar]

oh it's you, the asshole in suggestions discussion

[wispy blade]

he's already timed out, no reason to dig that up

[buoyant pulsar]

my mistake, i was still reading

[earnest jewel]

Why on earth were you responding to that guy from yesterday???

[wooden blade]

who is this

[prisma cipher]

I kinda wanna know the drama but probably not worth it

[buoyant pulsar]

i have a habit of responding to messages without reading the dates lmao

[buoyant pulsar]

just a random kid who was only here to annoy people, thats all it was

[prisma cipher]

Damn

[earnest jewel]

Yeah, you're right.

[prisma cipher]

Wasn’t as fun as I thought

Well time to be a random annoying kid!!!

:3

[earnest jewel]

Just a minor incident.

[prisma cipher]

[buoyant pulsar]

guys i had a dream about a lever-action mailbox

it looked like this

[frigid mulch]

Does max stealth affect spawn rates

[earnest jewel]

Don't think so, and this is the wrong place to ask.

Ask in the Calamity Mod Talk.

[wooden blade]

i immediately thought of ultrakill guttertanks with thi lmao

[boreal edge]

This is an Enter the Gungeon gun

[frail cove]

Is calamity concept artist a cursed position or something

ive seen it happen twice in recent memory

[dusk bronze]

what was the first

[late eagle]

Iban probably

[molten grove]

(bird)

[late eagle]

Oh yeah

[dusk bronze]

right i forgor

[late eagle]

The guy

[dusk bronze]

why'd you say iban probably tho

[late eagle]

Idk Iban, drama, the pieces just came together in my head

[earnest jewel]

What's this curse ye speak of?

[dusk bronze]

being a shitty person

[late eagle]

I'm also sleepy so gimme a break

[dusk bronze]

most recent is cmihaii (caught plagiarizing)

[late eagle]

Good night spoiler talk

[dusk bronze]

gn

[earnest jewel]

Yarr, that's no curse, that's just a failing of yer character!

[dusk bronze]

yeah but it hasn't happened with another position for years

except Him

[earnest jewel]

I remember that though, they were going 'yeah these things happen' until someone said 'weren't you plagiarizing?' and they just went 'yeah.'

Like, at least they were honest? Eventually?

[dusk bronze]

skull

[earnest jewel]

You know what they say, better late then never.

[molten grove]

they admited to it a month ago, we forgave them, then they did it again

[earnest jewel]

Yeah, that'll do it.

[rich ginkgo]

alrighty then 😭

hey at the least it wasnt straight up tracing

[molten grove]

or worse, stolen recolors like some of the old plague weapons

[frail cove]

feathered biped

[brave star]

Tbh I thought mihaii was cool before I was reading into this and realized what he did

Bc I just heard about it just now

[fringe quiver]

isnt that just a recolored bees knee'sd

wouldnt call that a stolen recolor

[molten grove]

next one was the stolen recolor i think

[buoyant pulsar]

petition to add 'Get down with the sickness' back to the pestilent defiler tooltip

[viral storm]

✅

[shell sapphire]

[shut granite]

invoking my stargod part 2

[summer shore]

This is crazy

[cerulean plinth]

God seeker yharim is now a playable character in the new calamity mod update coming in 2026.9

Great news

[lusty stirrup]

oh shit the current acid rain themes are just placeholders????

[arctic cliff]

2026.9?

[arctic cliff]

Apparently?

I'm still worried mind you about that

purely because i know that the third tier acid rain's current theme was a replacement for the previous one

which to me doesn't scream "I'm a placeholder theme", it screams "I am a normal Calamity music track"

that said if pinpin wanted it eventually replaced i wont complain about it

but like

[lusty stirrup]

nuclear monsoon feels more like a remaster of the radioactive instead of a replacement...

the placeholder just simply got updated....

also not to be a hater but being a hater, i genuinely just don't like pinpin's tracks so i'm happy i'm learning its getting replaced.......

[short agate]

nuclear monsoon is absolutely awesome and the only person who can make a better replacement is Charlie.

Tho, still hoping to hear something good from tyeski.

[lusty stirrup]

also since i see the encore boss rush themes got music boxes attached, where would be getting those ingame?

[molten grove]

only time will tell...

or another dev if they feel like it really

[lusty stirrup]

true,,,,

i'm guessing its either sold by princess or on challenging boss rush again after beating it...

also what does the green diamond mean....
does it mean its started?

[arctic cliff]

placeholders typically aren't updated.

they're, yknow, placeholders.

[short agate]

Possibly. T2E and AR1 are 100% in prod.

[lusty stirrup]

but acid rain tier 3 did....

[arctic cliff]

which is weird for a placeholder.

[lean relic]

#calamity-update-talk message

[lusty stirrup]

thank you

[silk terrace]

where you get this from may I ask

[lean relic]

click the link i sent and look up

[silk terrace]

I may be stupid

oh you made it mfw

anyway spoilers tomorrow

[short agate]

Spoilers right this fucking instant

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[rich ginkgo]

i am changelogs

[lusty stirrup]

maybe the real changelogs were the friends we made along the way

[molten grove]

realistically no more changelogs for the rest of the month
bye !

[lean relic]

noooo

[distant raft]

can we have a pity message thats just something thats been revealed here

[silk terrace]

FUCK

[lapis oak]

Not too bad

[molten grove]

yea this

[lapis oak]

At the start of the year was longer I think

[molten grove]

school returns soon, the train is crashing !

[lapis oak]

Nah I lied last patch was longer

[rich ginkgo]

school in 2 and a half weeks and STILL no sso or silksong or changelogs 💔 gonna be a loooooong Q4

[molten grove]

frfr

[rich ginkgo]

hey pal you're the ones who work on sso

stop larping in my spoiler talk and get back to work

[misty wren]

mods? kill them

[molten grove]

i finished my parts of the update months ago.,,.

[rich ginkgo]

grrrr

[hushed hazel]

why don't you get back to work

[rich ginkgo]

..like.. a job...

[summer shore]

wrog

[thorny glacier]

yeah

[summer shore]

like school

[thorny glacier]

find a job or something

fill that goddamn job application

changelogs tomorrow

[pliant sparrow]

literally anything that's productive

[azure oak]

no changelogs

[hushed hazel]

changelogs most likely next month

[pseudo vector]

brother is making a camellia song for invoked stargod

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[analog helm]

invoked stargod reportedly trapped in the cybergrind

[azure oak]

we are naught but skin and bones

[prisma cipher]

Wtf

Not me

You’re fucked up

[analog helm]

this is true i make Minecraft skeleton noises when i walk

[pseudo vector]

dokuro was always gonna do his own acid rain themes when he was on the mod

so this is basically just fulfilling that with the current crop of composers

[glacial current]

Is there like an estimate release date

[prisma cipher]

No they don’t do that

Too stressful for devs

[wicked pewter]

Well it will probably take less than the heat death of the universe, so I guess thats the closest we have

But you know, don't bet on it

[dusk bronze]

hopefully this year as recently confirmed by a dev

[halcyon seal]

Brb charting this in rift of the necrodancer rfn

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[still bluff]

if you guys are still holding onto this in November when it hasn't released I'm killing everyone btw

[cunning sequoia]

it will release 31st of december trust

[coral shuttle]

fake, thats silksong's release date

[steady sun]

cant wait for sso on the 32nd

[pseudo vector]

some people definitely will lmao

[summer shore]

There's no way it'll take another 4 months

[weak portal]

yeah it will actually take even more

[summer shore]

You'll take more

[weak portal]

🤔

[prisma cipher]

4 months and one day

[late eagle]

4 months and two day's

[real axle]

4 months and a second

[viral merlin]

SSO on december like a christmas present

[lean relic]

Too cold to swim

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[stone fiber]

I see this crystslline on the right

[stone fiber]

I read this as Bullet Heaven

[summer shore]

Bull of heaven reference

[stone fiber]

Wait, malice is back?

[misty wren]

legendary rev

its more accurate to say its a thing thats also called malice rather than being a malice reimplementation

[keen zodiac]

well thats gonna be interesting on the fortheworthy seed

[cobalt wharf]

that IS ftw

legendary is master ftw

[misty wren]

yeah thats just. for the worthy

its not adding new stuff it just has a label now

there already a lot cal does in gfb and to an extent ftw

[summer shore]

Legendary and ftw and gfb just meld together in my head

[prisma cipher]

I just meld YOU into a FINE soup

[summer shore]

Can't even tell you the difference between each one

Skelli go back to bed

[prisma cipher]

NOUGH

[summer shore]

yough

[prisma cipher]

hguon

[summer shore]

hegluon

[prisma cipher]

hegluon,,, CEGLON

[summer shore]

Yes that's it

[viral merlin]

Rat attack

[stone fiber]

Meld blob

[late eagle]

calamity mod

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[tribal goblet]

3 new unnanounced CDMusic tracks??? please don't kill yourself working on this, man

[lean relic]

i just love doing these stuff

[thorny glacier]

just a fraction of what’s coming in the future

[real axle]

tier 5?? And encores?

[thorny glacier]

ongoing

[real axle]

ik, but that's really cool

[mystic eagle]

fuck

[real axle]

wha

[mystic eagle]

These are even more plans

[real axle]

oh

[mystic eagle]

I dunno why the link is not whitelisted yet even after I pointed it out

[lean relic]

yeah im also doing that
give a like uhh a hour

[thorny glacier]

good luck combing all stuff together

[distant raft]

prolly because tinyurl can be anything

[pseudo vector]

i guess for reference i'll be doing T2E -> T3E -> T5 in terms of what boss rush songs i'll be doing in order

[mystic eagle]

Just specifically whitelist that link

[pseudo vector]

once i finished the encores T5 will be the final boss rush song i complete

[brave star]

Gm CDmusic

Will the old versions of exo mechs theme be released alongside the upcoming version

[dusk bronze]

i'd hope not bc then you'd get the throngs of idiots going "the old one is better whyd u change it dumbass"

[azure oak]

wdym the upcoming version?

[thorny glacier]

nightmare fabrications gets redone

[dusk bronze]

it got ship of theseused

multiple times probably

[azure oak]

how redone is it?

[thorny glacier]

nobody knows

far distinct from the version we got from twitch VODs

presumably

[pulsar cobalt]

smthn smthn cd doesnt like the beginning portions of it cuz they were made a long time ago and wants to revise it a bit

bountiful harvest had 558 logs within #changelogs. when the wiki changelogs released, it had 256,287 characters. with this, we can determine that every changelog log expands the wiki changelog by about 459 characters.

if we apply the same logic to the sso wiki logs, which are currently at 501,612 characters, we can expect the logs in the changelogs channel to go up to 1092

this is totally how it works

[pseudo vector]

i'm on the 7th version of the song, to be exact

[dusk bronze]

[thorny glacier]

that’s awful:(

[fathom girder]

Wdym awful

Revisions are always gonna be made

[pseudo vector]

the 6th version lasted from 2022 to 2025

[thorny glacier]

maybe not as awful as i thought🤔

[flat folio]

WRONG
Game dev is all about being perfect the first time and not making a single mistake ever..

[pulsar cobalt]

TRUE

not even game dev

ANYTHING CREATIVE

MUST

BE PERFECT

[fathom girder]

If you fail it once you fail it FOREVER

[azure oak]

exo mechs will only receive the privelege of an official theme when they're actually good

[dusk bronze]

true

[dull heart]

true this is why Fabsol never changed the perfect boss fights in calamity

[azure oak]

calamody devs you should reintroduce expert-exclusive items to the clamty bosses

[dusk bronze]

truer

[azure oak]

isn't it weird that draedon's heart is available on all difficulties despite its primary function being exclusive to revengeance+

[hasty tangle]

no

below rev it gives you adrenaline

[pulsar cobalt]

correct

same with shattered community

[azure oak]

damn

[pulsar cobalt]

it just gives you rage

[dusk bronze]

that's cool

[pulsar cobalt]

technically the two items are actually weaker when ur not on rev+ tho

since u dont have access to rage/adren upgrades

[azure oak]

calamity mod

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[azure oak]

no

[empty yarrow]

Arcanum of the Void my beloved <3

[dull heart]

I MISS IT

[empty yarrow]

(I never used it)

[dull heart]

why did the evolution live on

but arcanum of the void died

[empty yarrow]

A soul for a soul but slightly different

[analog helm]

it was a sacrifice

[dull heart]

like functionally it'd be the same

But AotV was a cooler name

[empty yarrow]

Didn’t both do the same thing? Or did the Evolution STEAL from the Arcanum?

[dull heart]

Evolution was stronger AotV

AotV was 10% reflect chance and Evolution was 25%

iirc

[empty yarrow]

So like one of the old Legendary Items basically?

[dull heart]

Not a legendary, a Rare Item Variant

[empty yarrow]

They should add it back and have it do the exact same thing

[empty yarrow]

Yeah that’s what I meant, I forgor the name

I kinda liked rare item variants even if they were dumb

(Spear of Destiny I’ll never forget grinding 3 hours for you <3)

[cinder hearth]

Honestly radiance had such a glow up

Remember this MF

Astral arcanum

The shellphone of calamity

[dull heart]

I miss astral arcanum

It was actually very good

like as a defensive accessory

ofc it became even better when it became radiance

But the radiance glow up wasn't as big as you might think

[cinder hearth]

Counterpoint: that required anyone to do anything other than full glass cannon

Which nobody did back in the day lmao

[empty yarrow]

I find it funny that it was renamed to Purity for like a year then was changed again

I thought it was cause this Infernum item is also called Purity and it existed before it

[wary igloo]

nah the actual reason is more annoying

[empty yarrow]

Why was it changed then?

[wary igloo]

vanilla has a painting named Purity

[dusk bronze]

[dry whale]

😭

erhm what are you doing your item will be confused with this useless item no one uses.....

blood orange is also a vanilla item and cal's blood orange still exists

[empty yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/guardians-of-the-galaxy-guardians-of-the-galaxy2-peter-quill-star-lord-star-lord-what-gif-24549462

[misty monolith]

hi maxie

[wary igloo]

embed failure

[dry whale]

HAIII

[empty yarrow]

Laugh at me, I deserve it 🥀

[dusk bronze]

renamed in sso

[misty monolith]

HAIIIIIIIIII

[brave star]

Nop

[dusk bronze]

holy shit ari in cst

[dry whale]

laughs at u

[misty monolith]

[valid crypt]

Being changed in sso

[misty monolith]

i come in here sometimes

[dry whale]

I know

[dusk bronze]

i said that

[dry whale]

explode

[empty yarrow]

I have been humiliated 🥀💔

[earnest jewel]

They should make health upgrades that aren't only one and you craft them at a point and pray you remember they exist.

[dry whale]

EXPLODED gun

[empty yarrow]

Damn, but I love Blood Orange (calamity)

[misty monolith]

this channel is fucking woke

[dusk bronze]

yeah read my tag

[dry whale]

calamity if it was WOKE

Yharim
Permafrost
Calamitas
Draedon
Statis
Braelor
Devourer of ESTROGEN

[wary igloo]

so huh yeah most of the recent renames are from wiki editors allergic to disambiguations

[dusk bronze]

lmao

[wary igloo]

which makes me fear that if vanilla adds a painting named calamity we'll have to rename the mod

[misty monolith]

whats blood orange getting renamed to again

[dusk bronze]

sanguine tangerine

[misty monolith]

fire writing

[valid crypt]

I know

[dry whale]

name it ira sanguinos

[earnest jewel]

Yharhe/him, Permawoke, Calamitas, Gaydon, Devourer of Transgender.

[empty yarrow]

No, you just call it Calamity (calamity)

[dusk bronze]

elderberry to tainted cloudberry

dragonfruit to sacred strawberry

[dusk bronze]

die

[empty yarrow]

Throws a brick in your general direction

[azure oak]

what will it take for the wiki people to finally add npc animations to the wiki

[dry whale]

mmh food

yum

[misty monolith]

like mf doom album

rename this shit to bisexual pumpkin

[empty yarrow]

I don’t get that last one, isn’t Dragonfruit a literal fruit?

[dusk bronze]

whuh

[cinder hearth]

Pumpkins aren't round

That's a bisexual peach

[earnest jewel]

So are elderberries.

[dry whale]

I think dragonfruit exists in vanilla...

not sure

[cinder hearth]

It does

From hallowed trees iirc

[azure oak]

and so are blood oranges

[wary igloo]

both dragon fruit and elderberries are also random ass fruits nobodycares about

[cinder hearth]

Yeah

[dry whale]

shit so ass

[misty monolith]

i forgot this sprite looked like this

[dry whale]

red egg

[dusk bronze]

yeah that sprite sucks tbh

[misty monolith]

am i allowed to say it looks like hemerroids

[dry whale]

wait a moment

[valid crypt]

Celeste strawberry

[empty yarrow]

Lies, this shit is peak fruit design

[dry whale]

it's shaped like an egg and it has similar color to deltarune scarlet forest trees

guys....

[cinder hearth]

No

[misty monolith]

jebil

[dry whale]

Yes

[cinder hearth]

No deltarot

[valid crypt]

Yharon is the egg guy…

[misty monolith]

jebil bos fight

[wary igloo]

nah man the peak of fruit design are oranges

perfect orb

[earnest jewel]

Firebreathing Feast.

[misty monolith]

orange fruit orange colour

[dry whale]

thats disabled jevil

[cinder hearth]

I mean if you want perfect orbs, we have melons

[empty yarrow]

Tangerines

[misty monolith]

bro nothing is gonna beat sanguine tangerine

[valid crypt]

Give the melons guns

[empty yarrow]

Not round, but better oranges

[wary igloo]

i dont like melons they're prone to exploding while rotting

[dry whale]

Ira Sanguino- 💥

[valid crypt]

Natural grenade

[empty yarrow]

[wary igloo]

btw if you have a melon on your counter and it starts leaking foam get it the fuck out immediately

treat it as if the counter was on fire

[earnest jewel]

That's probably fine.

[flat folio]

Unfortunately the taste does not match the aura of the fruit's aesthetic

[earnest jewel]

Reality is often disappointing.

[empty yarrow]

Shame the original name doesn’t have as much aura as Dragonfruit either

[dry whale]

shit so ass

[empty yarrow]

Pitaya 🥀
Dragonfruit 🗣️🔥🔥

[wary igloo]

atleast its not grapefruit

i have not tasted a worse fruit in my life

i think munching coffee beans would taste better than this

[empty yarrow]

I can’t hear that name without remembering… that thing.

[wary igloo]

it scares me

[dusk bronze]

the incredible power of modern pharmaceuticals
vs
a single grapefruit

[viral merlin]

Spider unboxing

[empty yarrow]

The technique…

[earnest jewel]

They should add a melon that is dropped from a boss but it shatters into a hundred unstackable pieces. So you gotta take them bit by bit to a storage system to craft them into a health upgrade.

[viral merlin]

Add melonpult

[wary igloo]

the only game im willing to have stockholm syndrome for

[earnest jewel]

What are you talking about? It's just a fruit.

[pseudo vector]

the reason why i'm doing another iteration mainly is mixing and composition, the mixing is awful in iteration 6 and the composition is very dated

[earnest jewel]

A delayed song is eventually good, a rushed song is forever bad.
I hate making songs, I hate music, I hate video games and I hate modding them.

[thorny glacier]

therefore changelogs tomorrow

[lean relic]

I feel like Memory of Cruel World rn

[rich ginkgo]

what about lychee

🥹

[late eagle]

Why jungle night?

[lean relic]

oh crap i forgot to put blue diamond on pumpkin moon

[dusk bronze]

was just about to say

[earnest jewel]

Sometimes it's night in the jungle. The mighty jungle, where the lion sleeps.

[late eagle]

I don't remember other biomes having this kind of theme except for the forest.

[dusk bronze]

it has a night theme in vanilla

so does ocean and space

[late eagle]

Oh really I don't member

[dusk bronze]

no space night in vcmm tho

[lean relic]

all done

[dusk bronze]

peak

[earnest jewel]

Last album called 'Goodbye Cruel World.'

Realistically, more likely to be Farewell to a Cruel World.

[dusk bronze]

@azure oak how many days until the thingy

[thorny glacier]

12 days

[dry whale]

what thingy

[late eagle]

Also, last time chromity criticized the post moon lord underground theme, and I kinda agree with that. Why make an underground theme If at this stage of the game it doesn't even take you 5 minutes to get a good amount of resources there?

Like, I'll definitely like the song, but I don't know if I'll be able to listen to it that much...

[thorny glacier]

time between rust and dust & drae update is bigger than bountiful harvest & sso

[empty yarrow]

The thingy

[earnest jewel]

I'd hope that there would be a reason to spend time their would be implemented at some point.

[thorny glacier]

fuck flip the statement and you’ll get a thingy😭

[pseudo vector]

legend of a cruel world will be the final main calamity album

[earnest jewel]

So close.

Yet so far.

[dry whale]

farewell to a cruel world is yharim's defeated theme trust

actually that would be fire

[earnest jewel]

I'm a genius.

[pseudo vector]

it'll also be the largest album of the two

[dusk bronze]

wh

bwuh

over 45?????

[lean relic]

around 54 as far as i remember

[dusk bronze]

jesus

[thorny glacier]

so little compared to something like 20 or 22 *sigh-_-

[lapis oak]

22

[thorny glacier]

not that 22

[dusk bronze]

hornet.jpg

[lean relic]

#calamity-update-talk message

found it

[wooden blade]

waking up to this message basically saying that tale of a cruel world will be shorter than the new album

[rich ginkgo]

why be scared

im drooling

[thorny glacier]

it will truly be divine calamedy by dante alighieri

[analog helm]

why not both

[pseudo vector]

2 cakes

one is just bigger than the other

[stone fiber]

Is it just me or is the Gilded Proboscis resprite/rework still missing from the compilation image?

[pulsar cobalt]

smthn smthn only logs in changelogs are counted or watever

[rich ginkgo]

what if i was the gilded proboscis?

would you wanna be my friend if i was the gilded proboscis

[analog helm]

i would put you into the vanity accessories slot

/pos

[rich ginkgo]

😥

[stone fiber]

That's not how that works

[analog helm]

rip the fabric of terraria to put a weapon in an accessory slot

trust me it'll work

just.olease please trust meitll work.trust me

now that im.thinking about it wouldn't it be awesome if we could put weapons into vanity slots so they showed up like a unicorn horn on the player like the end rod in minecraft

[rich ginkgo]

hey, dont stop until you achieve your dreams

there are no limits

• gilded proboscis

why did it do that stupid dot thing now im mad

[analog helm]

thank you wise gilded proboscis

[rich ginkgo]

[dull heart]

i heard gilded proboscis

[pulsar cobalt]

no u didnt

[dull heart]

oh ok

guess i don't need to be here and spoil stuff

bye

[rich ginkgo]

nope you heard gilded proboscis

[analog helm]

it was just a hallucination

a phantom of sorts

[late eagle]

Noooo come back

[dull heart]

bye

[stone fiber]

I'm going to send 500 protons to your location

[fathom girder]

gilded probuscis

[late eagle]

Kill tsuki😠

[thorny glacier]

oh fugg almost forgor

changelogs tomorrow

[frail cove]

I’m a believer

[lapis oak]

kill Tuki

[frail cove]

Don’t, because murder is bad 👼

[mystic eagle]

source?

[frail cove]

I am the source

[late eagle]

Tsuki sinned to the gods of spoilers

She MUST be punished

[stone fiber]

I am the danger

[frail cove]

Real spoiler: desert scourge will reside in the desert

[dull heart]

I have cooked today

[pulsar cobalt]

wat did u cook?

[dull heart]

a yoyo

[pulsar cobalt]

which

[boreal edge]

Wooden Yoyo

[stone fiber]

Is it oracle?

[pulsar cobalt]

oracle is donor

so unless the donor asked the team to change it, prob not

[dull heart]

one that was lame and now is less lame

[distant raft]

chik

[dull heart]

(this literally doesn't narrow down it at all)

[fathom girder]

Wooden yoyo

It's wooden yoyo

inflicts splinters on hit targets

[distant raft]

has anyone ever made chik before

[fathom girder]

I made chik on my yoyo only run

It sucked

[distant raft]

product placement subclass

[dull heart]

I have

[fathom girder]

The products came after the yoyo

yoyos are just easy to make without turning them into weapons

[dull heart]

not all of them

Actually

most of them already existed

It was just Terrarian that came after iirc

all the other OneDrop yoyos are just products placement

[boreal edge]

I think Kraken came after too

[dull heart]

oh

Yes kraken

Forgor that exist

[pulsar cobalt]

im pretty sure the candidates for the changed yoyo are all of them expect burning revelation (already reworked), lacerator (already reworked), the oracle (donor) and ozzathoth (dev)

[distant raft]

the one time where yoyos were ever relevant was in souls dlc when dicer and blender got uberbuffed because they were built off kraken

[slate folio]

what the fuck is dia doing in calart vc

anywayc go check that out

might have spoilers

[distant raft]

that vc looks togore tastic

[slate folio]

always does

[stone fiber]

I mean, is respriting it out of the realm of possibility?

Or like, improving its attack visuals

[pulsar cobalt]

doze isnt a spriter

[dull heart]

Terrarian getting a 4:55 scal

[distant raft]

what the fuck

[dull heart]

that was a thing

It got a 30 second provi

lol

[pulsar cobalt]

also this would still need permission from the donor

[dull heart]

2.0.1.5 my beloved

[lapis oak]

I remembered that

kinda classic

[dull heart]

about oracle

already been done so no it's not oracle

[stone fiber]

Damn

[lapis oak]

Auric Rebuke debuff in action

[pulsar cobalt]

oh okay so its still not a candidate but just for different reasons

[dull heart]

Yes

[frail cove]

Is that togore dreemur, middle child of asgore and tutorial dreemur, who can be found chilling in mettaton resort?

[dull heart]

It's also not lacerator

As lacerator has been done

[pulsar cobalt]

i alr mentioned that

💥

[dull heart]

oh true

this yoyo has been neglected for a while and makes a lot of sense this update to be updated due to other content in the update

[pulsar cobalt]

riptide?

[distant raft]

oh i know

its that one yoyo

yknow

[rich ginkgo]

yoyo class

[distant raft]

THAT yoyo

[dull heart]

ah yes that one yoyo

[pulsar cobalt]

yes woke lesbian jesus that one yoyo the one we all know yes that one

o right another one that cant be it is smoking comet

thas also donor iirc

[stone fiber]

Hold up, is 5 loadouts also a dev thing?

[rich ginkgo]

ehat if we just removed all the yoyos from the game

how long would it take for no one to care anymore

[dull heart]

No

[pulsar cobalt]

its a mod

[distant raft]

thats 6 and an external mod

[pulsar cobalt]

it adds extra loadouts

[distant raft]

extra equipment loadouts iirc

[rich ginkgo]

idk why you’d ever need that

i dont ever use the loadouts

[distant raft]

for more loadouts

[rich ginkgo]

FUCK loadouts

[dull heart]

Loadouts are so good

[rich ginkgo]

there i said it

[distant raft]

gives up to +6

[hasty tangle]

helps a lot for testing i assume

[pulsar cobalt]

loadouts would be even better if u could lock certain items

[distant raft]

you can run identical items

[pulsar cobalt]

yes but that means grinding for said identical item

[distant raft]

squirrel:

[rich ginkgo]

yeah that’s why i dont use them

like, ever

[pulsar cobalt]

not everyone plays with fargo mutants and squirrel doesnt sell everything

[rich ginkgo]

NO i am not grinding out all my accessories again thanks

[prisma cipher]

Fargos mutant*

[pulsar cobalt]

🐌

[distant raft]

already fixed the typo

[prisma cipher]

I know

[distant raft]

also you can like have a combat loadout

[prisma cipher]

I just wanna hate on Tsuki

[distant raft]

fishing loadout

[prisma cipher]

It’s like

My job

[distant raft]

mining and building loadout

[rich ginkgo]

fishing loadout

[pulsar cobalt]

🫵 🎱

[rich ginkgo]

hilarious

as if anyone fishes in the first place

[prisma cipher]

IM NOT AN 8BALL YOU ARE

[rich ginkgo]

[prisma cipher]

Me

[pulsar cobalt]

i do

[rich ginkgo]

it’s okay to wanna be different.

we know you hate fishing too

[distant raft]

fishing is very tasty

[rich ginkgo]

silly

[prisma cipher]

I like fishing

[pulsar cobalt]

youre in the minority here rn so youre the different one

[prisma cipher]

It’s calming

[dull heart]

Fishing gonna be good in 2.1

[distant raft]

and is about to become delicious

gentlemen