calamity-update-talk

[mystic eagle]

hiiii

[agile citrus]

Aloha.

[dusk bronze]

damn this is like a cryptid sighting

[agile citrus]

Just been busy in development

[dusk bronze]

the fish mines

[agile citrus]

The lab construction site

The boss hell

[lean relic]

so metarex is at lab and boss mines

[agile citrus]

Correct

[azure oak]

how deep are the mines

[mystic eagle]

4ft

[azure oak]

wow

[agile citrus]

Death layers deep

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tonight

[trim kelp]

Finally 😭

[lean relic]

Changelogs....idk really

[azure oak]

maybe i could finally update the charts for once

[vestal hedge]

is that sonic rush

[wooden blade]

Get me the fuck out of nightmare fabrication, i've been listening to it for a year now and i can't stop it

It's so fucking good it makes me want to ascend

[thorny glacier]

my early christmas wish is to see it released before 2026🙏

anyway, changelogs are really coming tonight

[lean relic]

The curse

[azure oak]

when is "tonight", it kinda depends on where you live

[lean relic]

It's tonight here rn
Jesse where do you live

[cold bluff]

Best infernum on my fav classes, is fargos fun?

The whole eternity shtick

[azure oak]

wrong channel

[cold bluff]

Huh

[dry whale]

wrong channel but yes it is

[cold bluff]

Alr bet

Ty

[thorny glacier]

in when is tonight of course

[thorny glacier]

eastern europe

[viral merlin]

Calamity players so starved they are excited for changelogs to the thing they won't see for another several months minimum

[cold bluff]

Real lol

Still so hype

[viral merlin]

What hype
You'll see hype when actual trailer for it drops or something

[dry whale]

trailer is just glorified changelogs

[viral merlin]

Changelogs you can actually see

[azure oak]

as soon as the trailer drops this channel wil become complete chaos

[viral merlin]

Slowmode

30 seconds or a minute is more than enough

[hexed basalt]

changelog 701 - flattening

[dry whale]

701 - added Rouxls Kaard's laser pointere

[viral merlin]

702 - added The Roaring

[agile citrus]

703 - added Tennacity

[wicked lotus]

704 - added Black Knife

[fathom girder]

705 - banned deltarune

[dry whale]

706 - 705 does not apply now

[late eagle]

707 - renamed Merkalto

[thorny glacier]

708 - something finally beaten a jet2 holiday

[dry whale]

709 - added Jackenstein boss fight

[earnest jewel]

710- Add more worms.

[raw pendant]

but this system will be used with him at least right

[earnest jewel]

They can't keep Aquatic Scourge rework from us for long!

[dry whale]

what if every deltarune boss was a worm

[pseudo vector]

bro did not read

aquatic scourge is not receiving a rework for a while yet

[earnest jewel]

I see past the lies! Justice for the Aquatic Scourge!

[pseudo vector]

comedy

[distant raft]

aquatic scourge rework Eventually™

[thorny glacier]

tomorrow to be exact

[late eagle]

Sorry but we're calamity fans

We can't read😔

[dusk bronze]

tragic

[earnest jewel]

Aquatic Scourge eventually.

[late eagle]

Yeah sure buddy

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[late eagle]

The last thing to die is hope

[earnest jewel]

Aquatic Scourge today.

[thorny glacier]

or maybe tonight

[late eagle]

Cope

[thorny glacier]

cant say for sure

let it be tonight

[earnest jewel]

Changelogs at some indeterminate future point.

[dusk bronze]

sso december

[thorny glacier]

sso probably november

[earnest jewel]

SSO whenever.

[thorny glacier]

sso before january. no argument needed

[dusk bronze]

based on the mass of information i've accumulated, the probable earliest release is mid october and the probable latest is mid december
but this is entirely conjecture

[late eagle]

November or December really

[dusk bronze]

sso november/december

[late eagle]

I no longer see SSO launching in October

[dusk bronze]

insert evil fucked up amidias

[late eagle]

SSO NOVEMBER DECEMBER

🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[thorny glacier]

sso november december. that i can agree on

[spark kiln]

SSO boutta get completely overshadowed by fraud 😔😭😭🙏🙅‍♂️

[dusk bronze]

what

[late eagle]

Someone please put November December on top of the amidias image

[thorny glacier]

if so, the purge shall begin

[late eagle]

Wait what

Did something happen that I don't know about?

[spark kiln]

ultrakill fraud layer releasing around that time

we will ALL be playing

[late eagle]

Oooh

[dusk bronze]

killing my ultra rn

[earnest jewel]

Will SSO have any changes involving water?

Perhaps underground.

Maybe even involving the paranormal?

[copper kettle]

Yo quick question does my pfp count as a spoiler?

[dusk bronze]

no

[copper kettle]

Alr thx

[hushed hazel]

wotg is an addon so no

[wooden blade]

Deity isn't canon to calamity

[dusk bronze]

also nd is already plastered on every youtube thumbnail ever

[wooden blade]

Also it's been less than a year since it released

[thorny glacier]

namaless deity is like 2 years old and has nothing to do with cal

[copper kettle]

It's a calami addon that's why I was asking

[wooden blade]

"nameless deity is 2 years old"

[dusk bronze]

this channel isn't for addon stuff, but in the context of addons you're fine

[wooden blade]

Kids grow up so fast 🥹

[thorny glacier]

not literally!!!!

[wooden blade]

Little giggly baby god 🤗

[thorny glacier]

nd has been present in modding scene for 2 years

[copper kettle]

I thought the mod was older tbh

[dusk bronze]

nop

[copper kettle]

I haven't been modding terraria for a while
Only got it on PC in like 2023

[dusk bronze]

i rember bc it started popping up just before i left cal community in early 2023

[earnest jewel]

Besides, the spoiler channel is for pre-release update discussion.

Not spoilers for the late game of the mod or anything.

[copper kettle]

Ohh

[earnest jewel]

So, again, Nameless Deity is fine on both counts.

As it's in the mod, and not in the mod.

[copper kettle]

[dusk bronze]

wtf that's an emoji here

has anyone ever used it

[thorny glacier]

[late eagle]

[earnest jewel]

I like Hedgehogs. Are they in SSO?

[thorny glacier]

time to spam it along with…

[wooden blade]

They're in my butt i'm scratching hard rn

I apologize

[earnest jewel]

Don't spam that please.

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[late eagle]

[thorny glacier]

or maybe tonight

or maybe never not!

[hushed hazel]

could say so

[thorny glacier]

what about clueless and wires?

[hushed hazel]

idk i'm too lazy to check

wires is way newer so probably not very high comparatively

[distant raft]

almost double

[dusk bronze]

what about hdfailure

[distant raft]

~204k

[dusk bronze]

lmao

[distant raft]

xd is only at 199490

though that also includes people just saying xd

[dusk bronze]

check boohoo

[hushed hazel]

that one's gonna be weird since people do be just saying xd yeah

[distant raft]

54k

clueless is only 84k

[thorny glacier]

84500 and 45900 respectively

[dusk bronze]

damn i better step up my game

[dull heart]

This system will probably be used on almost all worms going forward ideally

[azure oak]

changelogs tomorrow

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[zealous creek]

What an amazing emoji

[earnest jewel]

SSO isn't real, next update is the End Update.

[lean relic]

I see Legend of a Cruel World album cover being Yharim face

[desert garnet]

calamity overhaul is back

[thorny glacier]

it’ll be shocking if it won’t be the case

[azure oak]

😔

[thorny glacier]

theme of sephiroth starts playing

[desert garnet]

embed fail

[arctic turtle]

Nuh uh

[frigid basalt]

update tomorrow

[desert garnet]

🫵

[desert garnet]

update never

[arctic turtle]

Update yesterday

[frigid basalt]

update.... this year?

[arctic turtle]

Why is it back

[spark kiln]

champs just live your life and ignore it

[desert garnet]

it got removed cuz dev was scared

we got him

[arctic turtle]

We have to redo the ritual

[desert garnet]

its back cuz he understood that its fake claim

[arctic turtle]

Banish overhaul back to hell

[spark kiln]

calamiters acting like cal overhaul dev is super hitler

[thorn flower]

It is

[earnest jewel]

Calamity Overhaul burned our homes down, killed our crops, and brought a plague upon our people!

[thorn flower]

Cal overhaul killed my grandma’s dog

[earnest jewel]

What was she overhauling?

[distant raft]

i think that calamity mod shouldn't have to deal with someone using its name to distribute malware

[hazy pine]

Yes that's what it says

[desert garnet]

cuz he is

[spark kiln]

what malware

[desert garnet]

this mod can corrupt your world and character

[distant raft]

file corruption and inability to delete it in some cases

[desert garnet]

ye

also stolen code

[distant raft]

it mainly corrupts your files if you disable it

[desert garnet]

and dev dont care

[distant raft]

which is a pretty textbook definition of malware

[vestal hedge]

PEAK!

[earnest jewel]

I was telling someone this yesterday, but they were like 'no it's fine I'm not uninstalling it.'

[hazy pine]

I also have CD, mania (hb ports,) rush adventure, 1 and 2

[desert garnet]

its fine till their world/character get corrupted

and then they complain

[earnest jewel]

Everything's fine until it's not!

[vestal hedge]

so uch peak

[wide nova]

the great kage summit

[stoic wasp]

this is true

[pseudo vector]

so true

[hot pebble]

gang

[vestal hedge]

cdmusic and heart plus up in the flesh

[hushed hazel]

grok is this real

[earnest jewel]

Death.

[viral merlin]

What if they are skinless

What if they are actually skeletons

Speaking of CD though
Imo one of the best things he's made so far is the one you don't get to listen much to (unfortunately)
(Signal Received)

[cunning sequoia]

or rather in, the hazard suit

[fathom girder]

oh damn, heart's here

cool

[thorny glacier]

false

changelogs tomorrow

[earnest jewel]

They aren't real, Calamity mod isn't real, Discord isn't real, I am the only one here who is real, I'm going insane.

[viral merlin]

The developers in the vc
We're getting SSO today for sure

[earnest jewel]

SSO cancelled, instead the Mushroom Update is revealed.

[white aurora]

togore is being added to calamity!!

[hallow thunder]

ngl mushroom biome overhaul would go hard

[viral merlin]

Can we get Calamity Risk of Rain collaboration

[earnest jewel]

Calamity X Worms.

[viral merlin]

4 more worms

[vestal hedge]

hell yea

[late eagle]

Put Moonburn and Tyrant in there and you have the seven calamitous souls of music

[ocean jetty]

put some respect on tyeski's name 💔 😭

[earnest jewel]

Yeah, the other guy is important too!

[slate folio]

The mods should give me reaction perms

[fathom girder]

"the other guy"

[slate folio]

I would not abuse them

[cunning sequoia]

tyeski is the neru of cal musicians

[wide nova]

lol just wait until he posts his next thing

[hot pebble]

I suggest adding a whole watermelon, which takes 3 seconds to eat.

[earnest jewel]

Watermelon that you have to craft from a bunch of pieces it breaks into when you mine it. (They don't stack with each other.)

[wide nova]

dang i didnt even read above 😭

[ocean jetty]

hi uni :)

[wide nova]

this what yall think of me

[earnest jewel]

Hey, it's the other guy!

[wide nova]

im editing acid rain tier 1 just hold on 🙄

[wide nova]

my goat

[earnest jewel]

Uh, Tiesky? That's the name?

[wide nova]

lmao you sound just like my old friends at college

tie sky is crazy

[ocean jetty]

tie skee

[hushed hazel]

i do feel i have to ask how you pronounce it

is it like tee yes ki

[earnest jewel]

Clearly it's Tie Sky.

[ocean jetty]

tie

ess

skee

[wide nova]

weong

[ocean jetty]

i know

[wide nova]

tyrant cmon bro

😂😂😂😂

[ocean jetty]

im spreading misinfo

❤️

[brave star]

Hello John VCMM

[wide nova]

honestly im
surprised a lot of users do mispronounce my name i thought it’d be easier

[hot pebble]

Terrarian will eat whole watermelon in 3 second like this one chinese

[wide nova]

its a mix of my first and last names, tye like a tie
ski like ⛷️

[ocean jetty]

hi

[earnest jewel]

Tieskee.

[wide nova]

tie-⛷️

yes

[mystic eagle]

I pronounce it as T-eski

[wide nova]

ive heard that one too

[earnest jewel]

Your name is up to our interpretation, sorry.

[wide nova]

😂

[pseudo vector]

i just call you ty nowadays lmao

[earnest jewel]

Oh look, Seedymusic is here.

[hot pebble]

🍈

[pseudo vector]

ain't no way bruh

[wide nova]

seed music

ok imma put an end to that one

[pseudo vector]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[mystic eagle]

CDededeMusic

[pseudo vector]

that'd be a good april fools joke

[hot pebble]

jesus...

[earnest jewel]

SeaDeeMewsick.

[wide nova]

speaking of that i found out i had the kirby soundfont yesterday

a bunch of them up to return to dreamland

[earnest jewel]

Finally, Devourer can have a theme for when we toss him into the sun.

[mystic eagle]

Ah yes the Kirby soundfont

(the only thing that the games share is the trumpet)

[wide nova]

i love that trumpet

[mystic eagle]

((more specifically a trumpet))

[wide nova]

and the little arpeggio synth they use in super star

and the droning pads in 64

kirby soundtracks are so fucking peak bro

[mystic eagle]

Tbf the only Kirby Soundtrack I don't call amazing is Return to Dreamland

[wide nova]

marx’ soundtrack switching between 3 complex time signatures every 8 or so measures

[wide nova]

i liked that one

[earnest jewel]

He's a communist and thus has to share his time signatures.

[hot pebble]

I can record sound for this

[wide nova]

magalor’s track was tough

same for sphere doomers

[hot pebble]

I'm just eating watermelon

[mystic eagle]

Shoutouts to the Triple Deluxe soundtrack for somehow changing my life

[wide nova]

the one kirby game i couldnt get my hands on

[mystic eagle]

The boss music is great

[wide nova]

that and cancas curse

canvas

[mystic eagle]

Its just that the level music is, meh

[earnest jewel]

But it was in 3D, they even named it after that, how could you not!? (I didn't play it.)

[mystic eagle]

Triple Deluxe is not in 3d

[hot pebble]

guys, 🍈 react me

[mystic eagle]

It's got way too many meanings that name

[earnest jewel]

Then why was it on the 3DS? Checkmate.

[mystic eagle]

It's the 10th Mainline game so they wanted the name to include the letter X, and its on the 3ds

The name can also be intepreted in another way

Triple De, Dedede and Luxe, coming from Luxury, which the final boss definitely fits in

[earnest jewel]

I thought that said Luxray.

Was very confused about what must be happening in Kirby.

[late eagle]

SEE DEEZ NU-

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[thorny glacier]

🍈

[brave star]

Roasts u with fire

BRIMSTONE fire

[earnest jewel]

Changelogs aren't real, the update will be dropped in secret.

[late eagle]

🫠

[brave star]

Melted ice cream

[late eagle]

I don't regret anything

[hot pebble]

brimstone and bullethell

hoHAAhaho sooqa

[hushed hazel]

nah

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[earnest jewel]

What is a changelog, but a miserable little pile of updates!

[fringe quiver]

what is this some kind o

[viral merlin]

no changelogs

not tomorrow not after tomorrow

[clear compass]

Sso tomorrow

[molten grove]

no changelogs, no boss spoilers, no release dates
instead we do vanity spoilers (vanilla reference)
((DoG sprites are a placeholder, it’s a different kite))
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158882156190388275/1399871898879397961/2025-07-29_14-49-53.mp4?ex=689c600d&is=689b0e8d&hm=07ae26a2097bd3304f073728e4afae0a0806d7e94c8260c3e58ad8f8b897346d&

[urban cloak]

full sized dog kite coming with distortion 🙏

[analog helm]

the dite

[brave star]

KoG

Kite of gods

[viral dove]

Devourer of winds/clouds

[halcyon seal]

devourer of birds

[fathom girder]

shoutout to whatever this is

[dusk bronze]

the obelisk

[robust pumice]

guys what do you think is coming out first, silksong or calamity update

[hushed hazel]

honestly i feel like silksong might come first

[halcyon seal]

def silksong

it literally has to come 2025

like they are legally required to do so

[hasty tangle]

i wonder what the odds of it being delayed are

anyone remember back when sso was supposed to be out before the end of last year?

[robust pumice]

does that mean calamity update is def not coming in 2025?

[halcyon seal]

that was some intern spouting shit

[halcyon seal]

i mean it could

i just dont think it will

im betting on early-mid 2026 personally

[hasty tangle]

as someone who is not on the dev team i can say it will be out on Quatturodecember 35th, 20XX

[wise escarp]

master mode nerfs reverted?

isn't master mode like the most hated shit in calamity

[hasty tangle]

it is pretty widely hated, yeah

[hushed hazel]

yeah which is why they're reverting the ai changes

[wise escarp]

"reverted all master mode enemy nerfs"

[dull heart]

Master wasn't hated for that

It was hated for Fabsol bosses

[hushed hazel]

they're trying to change the vanilla difficulties less

[buoyant pulsar]

they're removing supreme calamitas

[dull heart]

We now do not change vanilla master

[wise escarp]

i know

[dull heart]

and change boss AI in death

[wise escarp]

but the enemy nerfs make it worse

than it already was

even if it isn't the reason master is hated sm

[dull heart]

Master enemies are staying like vanilla has them

in terms of both stats and AI

we make more changes on Death now

However, we still use the master stats on Death

[wise escarp]

so shit like prime's boss fight is way easier now?

[dull heart]

(Death is now Master exclusive and Rev is now Expert exclusive)

[dull heart]

If you play just master yes

[wise escarp]

that doesn't make much sense

[dull heart]

If you play Death, still yes but that's because we specifically nerfed prime

[dull heart]

how so

[lapis oak]

what doesn't

[wise escarp]

rev and death are supposed to be modifiers/addons to the existing difficulty aren't they?

[dull heart]

Expert
Expert Cal Difficulty (Revengeance)
Master
Master Cal Difficulty (Death)
Legendary
Legendary Cal Difficulty (Malice)

[wise escarp]

locking either of them to expert/master seems forced

[dull heart]

This is how it works now

Expert and Master and Classic all show up in the difficulty UI now too

So if you make a Master world you can still switch to Revengeance, it'll just set you to Expert and then enable Revengeance

[lapis oak]

either less difficulties, better changes and less efforts overall or more difficulties, worse changes and more efforts overall across the board

[wicked pewter]

thats a middle finger

[stuck kite]

its just vanilla difficulties with or without the calamity sauce

[wicked pewter]

it was implemented as a nod to how everyone hates fabsol

[fathom girder]

Oh so the malice name is back

[wise escarp]

yeah, that's what i meant with it being forced

[dull heart]

What's the issue with that

[wise escarp]

^

[dull heart]

They are still that

[fathom girder]

and they still are

[dull heart]

It's just now a different way

[fathom girder]

It's a little more streamlined and less uh. complicated

from how it looks

[wise escarp]

yes but locking them to a specific difficulty is what i meant with it getting forced

[dull heart]

It's now that Rev and Death are different names for playing "Calamity Difficulty" basically

[wise escarp]

i guess

[dull heart]

like Eternity and Masochist

[earnest jewel]

Rev is normal, Death is hard I guess.

[pulsar cobalt]

its the same thing as fargos

[dull heart]

in fargos

[stuck kite]

its fundamentally just rev across everything

[earnest jewel]

When's Ultra Spicy difficulty getting added?

[lapis oak]

they were literally Expert exclusives before Master became a thing

[vivid pecan]

Tdate mod😭

[earnest jewel]

No.

[stuck kite]

like how legendary is entirely cosmetic when its just ftw with master stats

[wise escarp]

before master became a thing

[stuck kite]

death would be rev with master stats

[wise escarp]

also what's gonna happen to my world if i update calamity

[lapis oak]

you'll need a new world

[wise escarp]

is the fabsol thing pushed out

[vivid pecan]

Yes

[wise escarp]

like everything geetting removed

[earnest jewel]

Ages ago.

[dull heart]

well except death has AI changes

[wise escarp]

it's getting bricked?

[dull heart]

Cirrus and a couple items will disappear

That's about ot

[stuck kite]

a bit

[vivid pecan]

Fabsol has already been fully removed

[lapis oak]

no not that version

[wise escarp]

i see

[vivid pecan]

Her getfixedboi boss has been replaced with someone special

[earnest jewel]

Valve put 'em up against a firing squad, don't worry.

A very cool change.

[tropic jolt]

only 14 fargo seconds until it releases

[earnest jewel]

Someone got hacked.

[iron dew]

@still bluff

[vivid pecan]

Nope. Ultra skonger here, it was planned for a late/early 2020 release date. They realized this wasn't gonna work. So they delayed it. Later in 2022 it was said by microsoft that it'll release in 2023. It didnt. And was recently announced april 2nd 2025 at the nintendo direct

[still bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-gif-17768137149016793935

[earnest jewel]

I get it, the update will release after the mod dies and is reborn anew in the endless cycle of death and rebirth.

[dusty tinsel]

The update will release in 6.7 Fargo seconds

[opaque plume]

i dont think they meant silksong lol

they meant sunken sea overhaul

[earnest jewel]

Sunken Sea Overhaul releases as soon as everyone realizes they shouldn't use Overhaul.

[dusty tinsel]

They will never realize that

[hushed hazel]

never happening then

[tropic jolt]

🪦

[vivid pecan]

Oh read the silksong part right above and my skonger brain kicked in, hoping sunken sea update releases this year. It looker very cool

[heady vigil]

does the dev team have planned to add events to the game? like the goblin army or pumpkin moon?

I remember reading somewhere that dragonfolly was gonna turn into an event boss or smth

[earnest jewel]

There is one already. I think Dragonfolly is being moved to Pre-Hardmode.

[heady vigil]

really?

[earnest jewel]

They may add more, but I haven't seen it on the planned features document.

Like, nothing's stopping them, but it would depend on what their priorities and vision are.

[heady vigil]

yeah

[earnest jewel]

Same with subworlds, there are two planned. They could add more, they could not, it depends.

They may have a bunch planned and haven't told us yet for all of these things, we don't know, and will have to wait.

[heady vigil]

if it were for me I would try and focus on making the pre-existent content more unique, variety could be good

[earnest jewel]

That's what they're doing.

The next few updates are reworking current stuff to be good.

Then adding Distortion, then sometime after that the end of the game.

[heady vigil]

like making some worm bosses non-worm bosses which I know they are doing

[earnest jewel]

Well, they won't be worms, per say.

On the other hand, worm bosses. But not WORM bosses.

I think it was two sunken sea updates, a brimstone crag update, a distortion update, and Yharim update, maybe others I don't remember, but that's the main ones.

If I'm forgetting anything, someone tell me.

[misty wren]

sunken sea part 1 and 2, crags, astral i believe is planned, etc etc

[heady vigil]

I saw the thing they want to do with the giant clam and honestly

[earnest jewel]

Oh, so an Astral Update. Yeah it kinda needs one.

They're changing clam I believe.

No longer gives you Amidias.

[heady vigil]

https://tenor.com/view/true-incredible-water-gif-23861053

a I dont have gif perms
fair

[misty wren]

epic embed fail laugh at this user

[earnest jewel]

Like, theres no guarantee that's all the updates, and they have said that they might do more past Yharim if you're all well behaved and don't scream at them the whole way.

[heady vigil]

I really am scared for them with yharim xeroc and noxus

the expectations are thru the roof I hope they don't get on a bad mental position

[earnest jewel]

All the more reason to focus on other parts first.

[heady vigil]

ye

[earnest jewel]

And Noxus and Xeroc are a bonus treat, no promises for them.

[heady vigil]

yeah

[earnest jewel]

And if they have any other Superbosses envisioned, they haven't told us. Not sure who there could be regardless.

[misty wren]

they dont

[earnest jewel]

Like, without time travel, there isn't really any options.

[hasty tangle]

I wasn't talking about silksong

[earnest jewel]

Obviously another worm boss.

[misty wren]

they have explicitly said yharim noxus and xeroc are the ONLY future bosses that would ever be added

[earnest jewel]

Oh, well that's good to know.

[heady vigil]

king slime but he is has a glock

[earnest jewel]

Good idea.

[pulsar cobalt]

say that again...

[earnest jewel]

If you want more bosses, make a submod.

[heady vigil]

as soon as he enters the screen he pull out the mm9 and instakills you, then rap music plays over the death screen

[earnest jewel]

If you can't make a submod, pay someone else to.

If you can't pay someone else, get a job.

Future Bosses? I think I like that name.

[misty wren]

boil

[earnest jewel]

Luckily, with Calamity's plot, you have tons of options for bosses in your very own submod. Just learn C# and you can fight whoever the hell you want.

Yharim taking too long? Make him yourself.

[heady vigil]

a little offtopic but I find the supposed designs of the two really funny

[misty wren]

first and third are all fanmade

[heady vigil]

these are obvious jokes and not cannon at all but these being the first things you see when you google them its funny im sorry

[misty wren]

second has only ever existed in the files

[fathom girder]

first is a pokemon

literally a pokemon

[heady vigil]

is literally just providence

[fathom girder]

that's

a pokermans

providence actually looks good

[earnest jewel]

Necrozma doesn't look like that.

[fathom girder]

who said necrozma

[earnest jewel]

I did.

[fathom girder]

tch

[heady vigil]

ima check the total calamity wiki I want to see wahts on this place

[misty wren]

the first one is an ancient fanmade design from when xeroc was essentially just Super Providence made for total calamity which is an ancient calamity roleplay
second ones existed in the files for years but its never done anything
third one was made specifically for wrath of the gods

[fathom girder]

oh, lore

[earnest jewel]

Hell, the better question would be where the hell would you put another boss? The progression's already filled with 'em, and some would say to its detriment. I have to say it makes sense to not want to just pile on more.

[fathom girder]

So!

Devs have mentioned this before

Noxus and xeroc, if they're even made ever

would be superbosses

[earnest jewel]

Yeah.

Yharim is obviously final boss.

[fathom girder]

ye

[earnest jewel]

So that's simple enough, but everything else would either need to be A. Also a Superboss. Or B. Somewhere else in progression. But the progression is filled with like fifty bosses.

So there's no good reason to add more when there are already like five bosses at the same point.

It'd probably make it hard if you were making a submod, as you'd be pressured to make it a very endgame fight so as to not become progression bloat.

[heady vigil]

oh hey thats a cute drawing

[dusty tinsel]

Clearly a new boss needs to be added at every single tier of existence

[earnest jewel]

My new submod: Worm bosses deluxe.

[dry whale]

rainbow providence

[dusty tinsel]

No gear level boss,tin/copper level boss, etc.

[earnest jewel]

We can just consult the Fandom wiki for those ideas.

[dusty tinsel]

La ruga

[earnest jewel]

Since I'm fairly certain someone did put an actual no gear tier boss.

[dry whale]

The calamity

(boss)

[dusty tinsel]

Hydrogen

[earnest jewel]

Carcinogen.

[dusty tinsel]

22 hp first boss

Peak content

[earnest jewel]

It's called game balance and it's art.

[dusty tinsel]

It has a laser that does infinity damage 😭

[hazy pine]

Xerocs is kinda cool idk why noxus looks like that

[dusty tinsel]

Noxus used to be a bomb

[earnest jewel]

Those are fan designs.

[dusty tinsel]

That's why

[hazy pine]

Does it give any credit

[dusty tinsel]

Noxus bomb

[hazy pine]

Yeah I know

I'm saying the fan design is weird why is it a rock

[lyric trellis]

Wasn’t it an egg

[heady vigil]

im talking with the guy credited below but he tells me he didn't drew it

[dusty tinsel]

It was an egg that when it hatched was a bomb

[hazy pine]

Lol???

[earnest jewel]

Like, Xeroc and Noxus are very easy to justify not including in a narrative sense. So good choice as a 'If you behave' bonus bosses.

[lyric trellis]

Funny

[dusty tinsel]

A universe ending bomb

[cinder hearth]

Meh, the official concept art for Silva is better IMO

[cinder hearth]

Still not bad art

[dry whale]

xeroc is just providence recolor

[earnest jewel]

Xeroc is just Providence purged of her homophobia.

That's why they're so strong.

[dry whale]

wdym

provi is lesbian with her guardians trust me

[heady vigil]

here it is

https://discordapp.com/channels/404725126425214999/404775052005867530/579715778182643761

[lyric trellis]

Xeroc = Provi + Atlas from Spirit

[earnest jewel]

Are you gonna tell me Providence isn't homophobic? I know she's gay. But still.

[hazy pine]

I think the peak of xeroc/noxus (yes I know that they're distinct characters now... Idc!!!) is with wotg

[earnest jewel]

Different chaps.

Just similar names.

[dry whale]

homophobic unless it's to her guardians or herself

[earnest jewel]

Jerox and Boxus.

[earnest jewel]

See, you see the vision.

[hazy pine]

Again I know they're distinct characters now but they were originally

Noxus/Xeroc

[dry whale]

well actually she just hates people in general

[dense sundial]

wotg is the peak of those characters because it's the only mod in which they actually exist

[hazy pine]

Even from a design standpoint

[dry whale]

beacuse noxus doesnt have design!!!

[earnest jewel]

They were based on the Old Lore, (I think.) so they are quite a bit different from the current version.

[dry whale]

noxus is still a concept!!!

[earnest jewel]

Noxus is the guy from Final Fantasy.

[dry whale]

and xeroc doesnt have post ascension design iirc

[rich ginkgo]

it does

just not public

[earnest jewel]

Xeroc just looks exactly like the default Terrarian.

[rich ginkgo]

like, the design isnt available to public

[dry whale]

well that doesnt count

[earnest jewel]

They were showing off music for (allegedly) beating Xeroc in the lore chat, so there's that.

[rich ginkgo]

i mean it does

😭

does new yharon not exist because it’s not available to public

[earnest jewel]

Xeroc ends up looking like Calamitas.

[dry whale]

if I cant see it how can I say the design is better than ND's

[hushed hazel]

wrong on the first one

[earnest jewel]

Gay Providence Xeroc is real!?

[hushed hazel]

it was super prov but it wasn't for total calamity it was for an ancient cal addon named emphatic untamed calamity where xeroc was supposed to be the same species as prov except she lost her arms for whatever reason? iunno it was weird

euc is also (to my knowledge) the first addon to have a goozma boss

[dusty tinsel]

Goozma

[earnest jewel]

Ya boy.

[dusty tinsel]

Should bring goozma back because funny

[rich ginkgo]

why compare those two

[earnest jewel]

There's an addon for that. Never used it.

[rich ginkgo]

do people still think nd is xeroc

lmao

[earnest jewel]

Nameless is literally the concept of god.

[rich ginkgo]

they’re completely different characters

[lyric trellis]

Greatest addon name ever

[earnest jewel]

Xeroc is the entire sun.

[dry whale]

beacuse that was the original statement

[heady vigil]

raise your hand if you remember this thing

[rich ginkgo]

stupid statement imo

[earnest jewel]

I do.

[dry whale]

that was the statement I was replying to

[hushed hazel]

originally it was named extradimensional

[earnest jewel]

Moon Lord was looking weird back then.

[analog helm]

that's my grandfather

[rich ginkgo]

nd is also a bunch of png’s mashed together

while xeroc would likely be pixel art

like every other cal boss

so

not exactly the most comparable lol

[earnest jewel]

Nameless is meant to be uncomprehensible.

That's why it's real images.

[hushed hazel]

i think the mod died a little while after fab blasted them publicly because they wanted to do their own version of yharim and also the plagued jungle

[dry whale]

nd is cool

[lyric trellis]

Such a 2016-2019 name it’s peak

[dry whale]

it does what it wants to do well

[earnest jewel]

Now we can make all the Yharim boss sub-mods we want... until they eventually become outdated.

[hushed hazel]

which now that i'm thinking about it is probably related to why people think nd isn't called xeroc because the base cal devs "got mad at them" or whatever

[earnest jewel]

So instead, Future Bosses revival!

How many planned updates are there, that we know of?

[lyric trellis]

500000

[dull heart]

1 if you're lucky

[hushed hazel]

at least like

5

probably more

[earnest jewel]

Somewhere between one and five hundred thousand.

That's useful.

[dry whale]

infinite updates

[hazy pine]

ND and AoE > Rock and Provi is what I'm saying

[rich ginkgo]

impossible to say

[lyric trellis]

5 updates with a 2 year wait between each

[rich ginkgo]

but there’s like

[dry whale]

fair enough

[hazy pine]

At least 2

[dry whale]

byeah noxus design was uh.....

mid

[rich ginkgo]

sso p1, sso p2, bco, yharon rework, distortion, exo mechs rework

[earnest jewel]

I meant that we know of, not that the devs keep behind closed doors. (The worm update is real I tell you.)

[rich ginkgo]

um

yharim

idk what else

[dry whale]

and rainbow provi is just rainbow provi and not much else

[earnest jewel]

That's like seven.

[lyric trellis]

So excited for them to add Exo Mechs

[earnest jewel]

But also assuming a Yharon rework would be it's own update, same with Exo Mechs.

[rich ginkgo]

exo mechs rework

[dense sundial]

the only concrete update plans at the moment are SSO 1 and SSO 2

[rich ginkgo]

oops

[earnest jewel]

Which I find unlikely.

[dry whale]

draedon update p2

[flat folio]

22 bullet? Sunken Sea? Wake up, it's 2021 Draedon boss just dropped

[earnest jewel]

Yo!

[dense sundial]

it's mechs again

sorry about that!

[dry whale]

damn I'm so excited!

[lyric trellis]

Wake up, it's time to do malice and complain about rdr

[earnest jewel]

Like, at that point why not just make 'The Boss Update' and overhaul them all. Like some kind of Calamity Overhaul.

[rich ginkgo]

well a lot of stuff is concrete

unless they randomly decide to just not

finish the mod

distortion NEVER

[dusty tinsel]

Fabsol is still here

[earnest jewel]

Yharim will canonically die of a heart attack three minutes after you beat the final bosses.

What's a 22 bullet?

[dry whale]

who is fabsol

I do not know

who is this person

[dusty tinsel]

It's 2021

[dry whale]

fabsol was erased from all timelines

[hushed hazel]

what the hell is a fabsol

[dense sundial]

well yes, there are a lot of concrete plans in general; i meant SSO 1 and 2 are the only actual named updates that are concrete rn

[hushed hazel]

you mean like the pokemon?

[dusty tinsel]

It's an insult for bad people

[earnest jewel]

Don't send us back to 2021, that's before Pikmin 4 release date!

[dusty tinsel]

I am sending you back to 1289

[dry whale]

we didnt have chapter 3+4

[earnest jewel]

No, that's before Pikmin 1 release date!

[dense sundial]

2021 didn't have armored core 6...

[dry whale]

we were being brainrotted by the friend

[granite smelt]

And no silk song still. Good

[rich ginkgo]

if we went back to 2021 we’d have to wait 4 years for silksong

[dusty tinsel]

You gain immortality for as long as you want though

[rich ginkgo]

[earnest jewel]

I don't wanna hand out with [I can't be bothered to check what relatives of mine were alive in 1289.]

[earnest jewel]

Finally, able to see Pikmin 5.

[dry whale]

wait

[white aurora]

every fabsol wtf

[dry whale]

if I were with relatives in 1289..

[dry whale]

guys I dont want to be in france

[earnest jewel]

Ha, my relatives had left France about two hundred years ago by 1289.

[dense sundial]

what was germany like around 1289

[earnest jewel]

Holy and Roman.

Maybe even an Empire.

[dense sundial]

i don't actually know my heritage that's just our guess

[dry whale]

I'm either french or an inca probably idk

[earnest jewel]

(Do not check what French people were doing two hundred years before 1289.)

[dusty tinsel]

The Holy Roman Empire was neither Roman nor holy 😂

[dry whale]

or spain

[earnest jewel]

Ok Voltaire.

[dusty tinsel]

What

They were German and Austrian that's not Roman smh

[earnest jewel]

I have a document with my relatives to the year 1000.

So I know.

[flat folio]

Quite close to the Norman conquest

[earnest jewel]

Don't tell them that!

Now they'll know my ancestors created England, Lucille you've doomed me!

[dusty tinsel]

There was no significance to that exact year I just thought it would be funny

Good luck living like 800 years to make it back to the present

[flat folio]

Your financial prospects aren't so gud as a 13th century serf

[earnest jewel]

Great I'd have to hang out with a five year old.

[arctic patrol]

what

what have i stumbled upon

[earnest jewel]

Thanks for that. I can't imagine a five year old in 1289 would be fun to deal with.

They're sending me to 1289.

[arctic patrol]

why are we in the 13th century

[earnest jewel]

I checked, that's how old my ancestor was.

[flat folio]

I mean hey at least you have the Avignon Papacy to look forward to

[earnest jewel]

He becomes a knight at some point, so there's that I guess.

[pseudo vector]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cats-cat-meme-meme-meme-cat-gif-14470917232397934693

[flat folio]

Deltarune reference

[arctic patrol]

28 stab wounds

[dusty tinsel]

With hindsight from 2025 would you change history if you were sent back that far XD

[pseudo vector]

no

[earnest jewel]

I know a LOT about history.

[granite smelt]

Nah

[flat folio]

I was trying to change history as it was happening..

Didn't have much luck I'm afraid

[pseudo vector]

cuz i feel like you'd cause some crazy ricochet effects that might make you just not exist

[arctic patrol]

would it be physically possible to actually time travel

[earnest jewel]

Gotta be careful with the five year old knight I guess.

[dusty tinsel]

You can travel to the future technically

[arctic patrol]

yea

[dusty tinsel]

But only slightly

[arctic patrol]

thats called waiting

lmao

[granite smelt]

No

[arctic patrol]

sleep

[dusty tinsel]

I am adding 50 electrons

[hard copper]

Time dialation near light speed

[arctic patrol]

go to a blackhole

[hard copper]

Or black holes n shit

[granite smelt]

You can be one those weird ass wizards that predicts whats gonna happen

[earnest jewel]

It's annoying to look through it because it's in a bunch of pictures. It's just a sheet of paper with the tree listed but it was too small to take little pictures off.

So I took a bunch of 'em.

[dusty tinsel]

I will go to the future to figure out who wins things and then bet and win every time

[flat folio]

Biff

[dusty tinsel]

Yes

[cinder hearth]

How are you going to the past

[dusty tinsel]

That was the reference

[dusty tinsel]

Magic

[earnest jewel]

The issue would be, if I end up exactly where I am.

Because it would be very much a field.

[arctic cliff]

I will go to the future to see if the continents merge together into Pangaea Proxima, or instead do some other configuration like Amasia or something

[earnest jewel]

And nobody would understand me, except maybe a foreign elite.

What about Pangaea Ultima?

[arctic cliff]

That's. the Same thing as Pangaea Proxima

[earnest jewel]

Wow, nerd.

[dusty tinsel]

You have 800 years to learn

[arctic cliff]

You really are , water wraith

[earnest jewel]

Issue. I can't learn other languages.

Then again, the government that gave me that exemption won't exist for like 700 years...

Does this cure me?

[fringe quiver]

my name

is cheese

[earnest jewel]

Hello, that's not your display name though.

[granite smelt]

I thought you were gonna do "I... AM CHEESE" 😔

[hard copper]

youve never had gloomborf cheese?

[earnest jewel]

What are you trying to say.

Can't say I have.

[arctic patrol]

cant say i would want to

[fringe quiver]

gloomborf is real

[dusty tinsel]

Gloomborf is not real

Cheese made them up

[earnest jewel]

Like, alternatively, you get sent to your living relative at the time. In which case, five year old. I guess his wife was six, and I think his dad's dead. Also, they'd probably contract the plague from me. So. Uh. That's bad.

[hard copper]

schrodingers gloomborf

[earnest jewel]

The real Gloomborf is in the SSO changelog.

[dusty tinsel]

Your phone would last like a day and then you would have to live without it

For like 800 years

[earnest jewel]

Worse news, they were probably in England.

I feel sick at the thought.

[dusty tinsel]

You don't take those sicknesses with you

[earnest jewel]

Well that's some good news.

[dusty tinsel]

Got to keep the timeline stabilized

[earnest jewel]

Otherwise I'd kill everyone in Europe at least.

So are we going for you're where you are now or where your relative was?

[dusty tinsel]

Where you are now

[earnest jewel]

That's bad. I'm in the middle of nowhere.

Maybe there'd be some serfs nearby.

[pulsar cobalt]

my name is cheese

i made the gloomborf

[earnest jewel]

They wouldn't understand though. I'm screwed.

[gaunt ibex]

when sunken sea update

[pulsar cobalt]

tomorrow

[dense sundial]

chat what is gloomborf

[earnest jewel]

The friends we made along the way.

[dense sundial]

i swear if gloomborf is a real SSO character...

[pulsar cobalt]

pfffttttt

[pseudo vector]

thank you for digging through the messages just to ask me a question i do not know the answer to

[pulsar cobalt]

look at this person

[gaunt ibex]

swear to me

[pulsar cobalt]

not knowing who gloomborf is

[pseudo vector]

there is no release time frame for SSO

[gaunt ibex]

na it popped up the moment i came into this channel

[dense sundial]

just tell me alright

everybody has a first time

[pseudo vector]

there will not be a release timeframe for SSO

[pulsar cobalt]

EVERYONE knows who gloomborf is

[pseudo vector]

it’ll release when it releases

[earnest jewel]

Don't worry, I'm sure if I punch the right guy in the past, It'll move the release date up.

[dense sundial]

clearly not everyone, for i exist

[earnest jewel]

Issue, they're all called Hugo back then.

[lapis oak]

who?

[gaunt ibex]

i'm sure there is like a white board with the date being big and in red and with a big circle around it

[fringe quiver]

Okay so

Tl;dr

[pulsar cobalt]

to be serious

[earnest jewel]

I am Gloomborf.

[fringe quiver]

We were discussing the Real Names of the Auric Dragons in lore chat

[pulsar cobalt]

gloomborf was a name proposed by someone to stip for dragon of gluttony

iirc

[gaunt ibex]

goofy ass name

[pulsar cobalt]

or maybe stip themselves said it

i dont remember

[earnest jewel]

I still believe in the Dragon of Mucus.

[fringe quiver]

I came up with the name Gloomborf for Dragon of Gluttony and it's unironically a really fucking good name because its simultaneously very goofy whiles till sounding like an actual like fantasy creature type name

[earnest jewel]

It could be in a movie... but what kind of movie?

[fringe quiver]

Stip liked it and the lore chat liked it so i've been mantaining the Agenda so that Gloomborf can be canonized

For all i know it might've already been canonized given ive seen no opposite to the idea and Stip liked the name but he's doing this to fuck with me

thatd be in character for him

curse you stip

[cinder hearth]

I feel like the B sound kinda ruins it

What about Gloomorf

It sounds less silly and still fitting IMO

[earnest jewel]

That just doesn't sound good.

[fringe quiver]

It's meant to sound silly lmao

[earnest jewel]

Gloomdorf on the other hand....

[gaunt ibex]

it sounds like a name from a parody that people would make to make fun of fantasy in general

[cinder hearth]

Yeah but it's meant to be a dragon name so like

[fringe quiver]

like this is the dragon of gluttony dude hes like one of the weakest dragons and hes a fatass

[cinder hearth]

He's still a dragon

[fringe quiver]

let him have a silly name hes not that cool

[gaunt ibex]

nah, the name is ass

[fringe quiver]

no it's awesome actually

i'm right and you're wrong because people like me more than you

[gaunt ibex]

it really isn't

[earnest jewel]

Glúmdorf?

[fringe quiver]

Glumdorf is a good one

[gaunt ibex]

your family despises you

[earnest jewel]

It'd be pronounced like Gloomdorf.

[fringe quiver]

No actually my aunt loves me

She comes over often to hang out with me

She's very cool

[pulsar cobalt]

wow youre so funny im laughing so hard

[gaunt ibex]

lmao

[earnest jewel]

Bro is a little bit annoyed.

[pulsar cobalt]

you know im laughing hard because i havent done anything to indicate im laughing

[hushed hazel]

Cheese has color role and you don’t

Shes right u r rong ez

[earnest jewel]

How do you get the colour role?

[fringe quiver]

As for the rest of my family they're dead so not really too worried about whether they love me or not

[gaunt ibex]

that's called getting instant dopamine from hating on people, you should try that sometime

[earnest jewel]

Is it by solving riddles?

[stone zephyr]

color role superiority

[gaunt ibex]

💀

[earnest jewel]

Bro is mildly irritated.

[hushed hazel]

Nah

I’m good

😁

[stone zephyr]

why is bro weird

[fringe quiver]

Being a hater is fun sometimes but only if you know what you're doing

[gaunt ibex]

did gloomborf truther come up with your name

[fringe quiver]

This guy dosen't though so he just looks stupid

[earnest jewel]

No colour role does that to ya'.

[hushed hazel]

No I did

[gaunt ibex]

nah, i just am stupid lowk

[hushed hazel]

This name is older than the gloomborf thing

[earnest jewel]

Wait, that's not your real name!? What a twist!

[fringe quiver]

naming my son Goupert Funkerdinckle

[white aurora]

don't

[hushed hazel]

Good

[white aurora]

evil

[hushed hazel]

Clan Funkerdinckle grows stronger every day

[gaunt ibex]

get a life bro stop hating on people for no reason

jackass frfr

[white aurora]

:3

[stone zephyr]

Good & Evil by tally hall

[gaunt ibex]

i'm a hypocrite

[earnest jewel]

Well, at least your honest.

[white aurora]

hypogriff

[gaunt ibex]

accepting your insecurities allows you to reinforce them

[hard copper]

🦛

[earnest jewel]

Couldn't be me, for real.

[gaunt ibex]

fatass behemoth

[white aurora]

wawa

[hard copper]

wawa

[earnest jewel]

Let's get back to Gloomborf galivanting.

[gaunt ibex]

stupid ass name

[earnest jewel]

Glúmendorf.

[fringe quiver]

you sound sooo photosynthesis right now

[earnest jewel]

What?

[hushed hazel]

You heard her

[white aurora]

Great King of Evil Glúmendorf

[hard copper]

yall know the globglogabgalab?

[white aurora]

yes

[fringe quiver]

that one like slug guy that eats books

[white aurora]

slug guy

[fringe quiver]

from a christian cartoon

[earnest jewel]

Glúmáindorf?

By the guy who made FNAF?

[real axle]

Scott Cathwon?

[earnest jewel]

All your theories...

[white aurora]

gregor but a slugcat might be peak actually

[real axle]

oh this fucking thing...

[earnest jewel]

When are they adding [Insert popular yet utterly nonsensical concept here].

[hard copper]

spell tomb playthrough as it hmm

[real axle]

mfw faz-goo is added to the lore

[hasty tangle]

on [fictitious date]

[earnest jewel]

I don't know why it took him so long to get into horror.

[hushed hazel]

I have been known to frequent Reddit in the past yes

[earnest jewel]

Thank you [honoruable epitath here].

Dear god, I'm so sorry.

[hushed hazel]

Thank you it was a difficult time in my life

[boreal edge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/897614777315123230/1189288948783136888/169AC91D-DC7E-4101-B076-83521C30DFB6.gif

[earnest jewel]

There's a Sphinx here saying if I solve its riddles three I get a colour role.

It ate my arm. Never mind.

[terse dew]

To what

[earnest jewel]

And I answered it right and everything.

[earnest jewel]

Gary Calamity.

[terse dew]

☹️

[earnest jewel]

I don't make the decisions.

[flat folio]

Jim

[terse dew]

So glad I have a normal name like Merkalto and not one like Jim

[earnest jewel]

I know a Jim...

[hard copper]

jim the stanley parable ultra deluxe?

[lyric trellis]

Awesome

[dusty tinsel]

I can rename Merk to gary

[earnest jewel]

Do it.

[dusty tinsel]

He can just change it back

[earnest jewel]

Listen to the Dark Side.

Let the power flow through you.

[dusty tinsel]

I will not mod abuse smh

[earnest jewel]

It's the only path to true power young padawan.

[dusty tinsel]

Sending you to the year 4444 bce

[earnest jewel]

Not again....

[dusty tinsel]

You can prove if that is around when the pyramids of Giza were built

[terse dew]

Merkalto was there for that

[dusty tinsel]

I was too I don't remember seeing you there

[earnest jewel]

Which one of you sold me that copper!?

[late eagle]

Merchandise😢

[earnest jewel]

Please no, my wallet is still reeling from Yharon!

[still bluff]

merchalto??

[late eagle]

Sorry activating micro transactions into calamity right now

Merchandalto

[earnest jewel]

Please, I want to have money!

[still heart]

The goblin tinkerer would like to know your location.

[late eagle]

Sorry you're broke

As it should be

[trim jacinth]

James Raynor

[still heart]

Non calamity goblin tinkerer

[earnest jewel]

Please don't make me get the $60 hoodie!

[late eagle]

You WILL pay the $80 maid calamitas loot box🫵

[dusty tinsel]

Hey if you have been alive since 4444 bce and you are still broke what are you even doing

This is why going back is good

You can make a ton of money and be rich now

[late eagle]

Not if you live in Brazil

[earnest jewel]

I don't think Maid Outfits look good!? I don't know why they're so popular!!!!

[late eagle]

Kill this guy the goon must continue

[misty monolith]

explode

[earnest jewel]

I think it's a ridiculous looking outfit!

Never liked them.

I don't know why they put the homeless witch into them. She's broke, but is she that broke?

[late eagle]

She probably is actually

[earnest jewel]

Ok, fair.

[late eagle]

I can see this happening

[earnest jewel]

But it's still a stupid looking outfit.

Impractical too, white will only show stains!

[late eagle]

Nah it's cute if not oversexualized

[earnest jewel]

I will destroy the French for making this!

I don't care if the goal is cuteness, it looks stupid.

[late eagle]

Maid calamitas ragequitting while his brothers shed tears because their little sister got a cool job

Someone pls make a fan art like that