calamity-update-talk

[rich ginkgo]

iirc

https://imgur.com/meebeog

oh come on

[halcyon seal]

ohhh

thats very nice

not sure how its gonna work with cultists but

its visually very pretty

[earnest jewel]

I'd like if it was more decorated. Like as an actual lived in space for the cult.

[halcyon seal]

i think its good for builds to be simpler in vanilla

still does the job of "HEY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME" very well

[earnest jewel]

That's for vanilla?

[halcyon seal]

i mean yeah its on mobile

im assuming this is a revamped dungeon for 1.4.5

[earnest jewel]

That makes sense, I assume the Cultists would be inside now.

[thick coyote]

ive fought death mode cultist in a smaller space

vanilla cultist will be fine there

lol

[halcyon seal]

no i mean like the cultist spawning

obv you can fight cultist in there, or just dig out the dungeon walls

[thick coyote]

the middle of the room is the perfect size for the sigil thing

[halcyon seal]

isnt the sigil 3 blocks wide?

or is it 4

[thick coyote]

dunno

but that size looks right

[halcyon seal]

yeah actually seems right

[dusty tinsel]

Cultists will teleport you to the insta death biome

[shell sapphire]

[gloomy grove]

NOOOOOOO

ts giving me dota 2 invoker ptsd

[dull heart]

idk anything about dota 2

[lapis oak]

basically different button combinations do different things, so very high skill celling and easy to mess up in heat battles

[fathom girder]

Okay so

yeah that

Invoker's got three spells that can be mixed into like

30

[misty monolith]

https://x.com/CristiaanMihaii/status/1946692368863809890

please god please

[vivid hemlock]

uhhh

[lapis oak]

erm

[vivid hemlock]

these werent official and the dev that made these has left

[misty monolith]

man why does this happen with all the cool looking shit i see

i want to cry

sorry

[lapis oak]

that concept was edits of other stuff

also not the one we're going to have

[misty monolith]

i mean i like the one on the spoiler doc

[misty monolith]

i knew they werent official i just thought they were super cool lookin

[lapis oak]

no I mean

mmm nevermind

[misty monolith]

NO WHAT IS IT

tell me if im stupid please

[fringe quiver]

mihai's art was majorily plagiarized

idk if these specifically were but yeah

[lapis oak]

the dev that made this was kicked out for repeated plagiarising

[misty monolith]

oh its THAT DEV

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ok its all making sense now

[lapis oak]

yes it's Mihaii

[misty monolith]

damn flip this guy man

is the one on the doc also mihaii

[fringe quiver]

no that's triangle

nothing on the doc rn is mihai i dont think

all his stuff got killed already

[misty monolith]

TRIANGLE MY GOAT

[lapis oak]

ye

[misty monolith]

ok yea the triangle one is cooler anyway

so im hoping we get something similar

[fringe quiver]

cant wait for new horse design

nwe horse just dropped guys! horse update

[lapis oak]

Cnidrion is alive is base Cal right

[fringe quiver]

yeah

[lapis oak]

not like, a dead husk in Fables

[fringe quiver]

mhm

[lapis oak]

I'd assume it'll be colorful

[misty monolith]

i was so ready for you guys to say that that design was completely scrapped and its stupid and is an allegory for homophobia

[hasty hawk]

🐴

[fringe quiver]

you'll be able to spare it instead of atomically murderizing it from what it seems

[misty monolith]

i was sweating

[lapis oak]

🐴

[fringe quiver]

the cnidrion design?

or the armor you posted

[misty monolith]

no the god slayer armour design on the doc lmao

[wicked temple]

what happened with mihaii

[lapis oak]

he got kicked

[misty monolith]

its so embarassing i keep saying i find shit cool and then it turns out its been scrapped or the dev is kicked

[hasty hawk]

kicked for plagiarism

[fringe quiver]

only tangentially related but cnidrion led to a completely unhinged vc in roydev which started on the simple basis of "I think we shouldn't have the option to kill or spare cnidrion because killing it would be out of character for our protagonist." and ended with "YHARIM THE HORSESEEKER AND THE HORSE GENOCIDE"

[wicked temple]

why

[lapis oak]

repeated plagiarism

[misty monolith]

LOL

i think sparing is cool

but thats juts me

[fathom girder]

Sounds about right

[wicked temple]

oh ok

there was something about a doc?

[fringe quiver]

the future content doc

just saying that his stuff got removed from there

thats all

[lapis oak]

pinned doc should have all the public information that you'd need, unless you're clinically online in here to get more stuff that is not worth putting in the doc and elsewhere (basically very small random spoilers)

[misty monolith]

im very literally the clueless emote

[wicked temple]

what was plagarised

[fringe quiver]

Alot of things

[lapis oak]

hmmm, many things

[fringe quiver]

some of iban's work, some of the evil bird person's work (Yes, he even plagiarized the work of HIM. Apparently he defended him too but i have yet to see actual like screenshots of that), a few others

Was also apparently just a dick to people from what ive seen
Like hew asn't the type to give constructive feedback he'd just go "THIS SUCKS LOL!!"

[lapis oak]

oh that's why Iban was here

[fringe quiver]

And yeah just on my end it always felt like dude sucked ass as a developer given he'd constantly make concept art for things other devs had already made plans for and then seemingly complain when his work wasnt used
Plus he'd ask this chat aabout calamity mod lore questions when like dude

[lapis oak]

I see

[fringe quiver]

you're a developer

just

just ask the other developers man

[wicked temple]

😭

oh thats why he unfriended me huh

[fringe quiver]

Like one thing is making random silly shit for fun or making alternative takes on things

Like that's fine

Even in roydev people make their own takes on the same concept sometimes

But another thing is just making something someone else was already making and then getting upset when it isnt used when like dude Someone Else Was Already Making It

[misty monolith]

GRRR USE MY CONCEPT ART!!!!!!!!

[wicked temple]

use my art 🔫

[fringe quiver]

good riddance tbh

😭

[rich ginkgo]

im assuming that’s (maybe) what that alternative godslayer armor is

[wicked temple]

@fringe quiver use my art

[rich ginkgo]

lmao

[fringe quiver]

WHAT okay

[misty monolith]

USE MY ART OR I EXPLODE

[wicked temple]

yayyyyyyyyyyy

[misty monolith]

put this sprite in game

[wicked temple]

sends u to mars

[late eagle]

Azzy what is fowa fowa

[fringe quiver]

fowa fowa

[late eagle]

Idk what is this

[fringe quiver]

fowa fowa !

[late eagle]

I've already seen this in your and cheese's profile

[wicked temple]

fowa fowa :o

[late eagle]

Fowa fowa?

[misty monolith]

ok i need to ask

what the hell is gloomborf

[fringe quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/looming-hockey-malcom-in-the-middle-gif-12958027445774280800

[lapis oak]

evil creatura

[misty monolith]

LMAO

[late eagle]

Glorp

[wicked temple]

become a gloomcel

[vivid hemlock]

gulp

[fringe quiver]

gloomborf is the canonical name of the dragon of gluttony .

thats what it is .

[wicked temple]

mhm

[misty monolith]

lmao are you serious

[fringe quiver]

canonical. official. many words for it.

yes of course i am why wouldnt it be Ha Ha

[misty monolith]

whos the god who ate gloombords soul again

[fringe quiver]

slime god

[lapis oak]

gone crazy

[misty monolith]

SLIME GOD WHAT THE HELL

can i just say

fake or not

gloomborf is the perfect name for a gluttonous dragon

[late eagle]

Cheese should become a dev and make :glug: real

Glug boss

[wicked temple]

frr

[late eagle]

Glug official music

[strong isle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-stare-frieren-frieren-punch-frieren-clocks-fern-gif-12438499311708583758

[fringe quiver]

see stip

see.

you know what the people want stip.

you know what they want.

[late eagle]

It's too late stip

You know what I want

Maybe not

[misty monolith]

is there an actual name that youre protesting to overwrite or is this a petition for the placeholder

[wicked temple]

it has no name

[fringe quiver]

my goal

[wicked temple]

gloomborf is unopposed

[late eagle]

No is just cheese being schizo

[fringe quiver]

is mantaining the agenda

[strong isle]

You have no name.

[misty monolith]

am i canon

[wicked temple]

yes

[late eagle]

No

[lean relic]

you are not canon because you are from infernum

[fringe quiver]

wait true

you're not sorry

[strong isle]

I once had! I was embalmed, adorned, readied for the journey.
So proud. There was jubilation! My name was sung, loud and clear.
Did they know? That I didn't quite leave, didn't quite stay?
Should I be ashamed? That I linger here, where my memories are kept?
Should I be ashamed that I now envy your flesh prison?

[misty monolith]

[strong isle]

Insert that top priority, maintaining the agenda meme

[fringe quiver]

hiiii (unnamed illmeran ghost)

[strong isle]

[wicked temple]

is the ghost gorthic

[strong isle]

Google that dialogue

[late eagle]

Machado de calamidade

[fringe quiver]

It's true...

[fringe quiver]

Nah that's not gorthus

Oh is it fucking Machado de Assis lol

[strong isle]

HUH

[late eagle]

Kizaru is kinda peak ngl

[fringe quiver]

wait no it's a rain world thing

[wicked temple]

nhbgvfhvjbkn

[fringe quiver]

why did the user say this then ........

[lapis oak]

this is getting interesting

[strong isle]

Gorthic lmao

Gartic the Blademaster

[fringe quiver]

How gorthean......

[late eagle]

Idk stip was kinda saying complicated things

[fringe quiver]

DESERT SCOURGE SWARM DEATH ATTACK BLAST

GO MY SWARM GO MY SWARM GO

[late eagle]

So maybe he's Machado de Assis but calamitous

[fringe quiver]

why did i say that

wait no

oh god

[wicked temple]

girls night

girls night

girls night

[late eagle]

Just trying to sneak some brasil referências here

[fringe quiver]

shes here

[misty monolith]

guys can i please name the dragon of gay people

[summer shore]

(at least) three brazillians in chat

[wicked temple]

yes

[strong isle]

Chrysadia is Brazil real

[summer shore]

This is a reference to hakita's new upload

[late eagle]

Where going to take everything

[summer shore]

where he posts a song called (at least) Three Cheers for Cause and Effect

[misty monolith]

im australian

[visual seal]

NO

[misty monolith]

why not

[summer shore]

You can be honorary brazillian

[misty monolith]

growls

[visual seal]

i ahte gay pepel

[misty monolith]

YAY

[visual seal]

inhj

[strong isle]

Wouldn't it be funny if I had accepted the name Gloomborf and was driving cheese crazy for entertainment

[misty monolith]

same

bloomgorf

[strong isle]

I ate gay people

Nom Nom

[late eagle]

King of gay

[wicked temple]

i hate stip

[visual seal]

I HATE ALL OF YOU

[late eagle]

🦐

Shrimp

[summer shore]

I create

[lapis oak]

hostile environment

[summer shore]

kriill white

[misty monolith]

-# LET ME OUTTTTTTTT LET ME OUTTTTTTTTT HELPPPPPPPPPPP

[strong isle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-throw-kiss-magic-thunder-gif-11026228879857242256

[wicked temple]

if i eat stip

[lapis oak]

🦐 ❗ ❓

[late eagle]

Shrimp is going to save us

[wicked temple]

does that mean i ate gay ppl too

[summer shore]

is stip gay

if yes then yes

if no then no

[wicked temple]

well u are what u eat so

[summer shore]

Eat yourself

[strong isle]

If you ate a fish, does it mean that you ate plankton?

[visual seal]

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[summer shore]

consume your mortal flesh

[visual seal]

weaponized plankton

[summer shore]

I ate chicken who ate worms who ate ground

[flat folio]

FRIEREN

[wicked temple]

yes

[summer shore]

This means I eat dirt

[visual seal]

YES

FUCKING DIRT EATER

[strong isle]

Frieren is peak

[summer shore]

Wow ok no need to swear in my christian calamity mod server

[visual seal]

sorry

[summer shore]

smh.

[misty monolith]

yay its lucille!!!!!

[visual seal]

just kidding FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

[summer shore]

[late eagle]

😔

[strong isle]

Hi Lucille :D

[visual seal]

calamity-spoiler-talk

[late eagle]

Huh Lucille were

[lapis oak]

I mean, seems like it

[strong isle]

Then that means you ate solidified glue

[wicked temple]

hii lucille

[wicked temple]

ur solidified glue?

[late eagle]

Where's the trans bunny I can't see

[wicked temple]

wtf

me

[late eagle]

True

[strong isle]

I ate solidified glue as a kid

By transitional property, if you eat me, you'll have eaten solidified glue

[late eagle]

I ate cement (not a joke)

[visual seal]

can someone be a willing blood sacrifice for me please

[strong isle]

[visual seal]

it would be really cool if someone did htat and id hb

[late eagle]

I started with dirt and progressed to eating cement.

[visual seal]

FAREWLL

[misty monolith]

ok

[fringe quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/sonfys-nervios-gif-8896313124420390361

[flat folio]

I know right? Where is she

[urban cloak]

maybe gloomborf was the spoilers you received along the way

[fringe quiver]

true.

[late eagle]

Omg don't jumpscare me like that😨

[wicked temple]

hiii fryza

how do i get cool dudes

[misty monolith]

smoke weed in college

[late eagle]

yeah I want to be 🔵

[misty monolith]

and uh

do mushrooms

and uh

[lapis oak]

must kill one of Ozz's clone for it

[misty monolith]

get litty

😎

[fringe quiver]

fight a bear and win

[late eagle]

Ok I don't want anymore

[misty monolith]

i believe you did that

[fringe quiver]

ive done many things

[strong isle]

You have to kill Polyphemalus the Once Beheld

[wicked temple]

bear 5

[fringe quiver]

unfortunately not actually fighting a bear and winning though that's another guy

[late eagle]

Exomalus

[misty monolith]

oh so you lied.

i trusted you

with all my heart and home

[fringe quiver]

well i never said that i specifically had fought a bear and won to be fair

no statements directly say that

i know a guy who did though that's gotta count for something

that one's just actually true by the way

like that's not a bit

[wicked temple]

bear 5

[misty monolith]

yea it does i forgive you

[misty monolith]

did they win

[strong isle]

I should write an AU where Gorthus and Gloomborf are besties

[misty monolith]

who the helly is gorthus

[wicked temple]

me

[strong isle]

Gorthus your momma last night

[wicked temple]

@urban cloak change my server name to gloomborf gorthus toxic yaoi

[strong isle]

(Gorthus is a planned character for SSO P2)

Oh God

[summer shore]

How fuckin old is gorthus to have met gloomborf before he got eaten

[fringe quiver]

yeah they got lost in the woods for like a week, fought a black bear and won only to randomly go on discord and say "hi guys sorry for the disappearance i got lost in the woods and fought a bear"

[brave star]

Azzy the gloomborf

[urban cloak]

surprised that entire thing fit

[fringe quiver]

this sounds like satire but it genuinely is exactly what happened

[strong isle]

It's an AU Altraxia....

[fringe quiver]

true..

[wicked temple]

irl boss fight

[summer shore]

you're a pu

Because you smell

[strong isle]

Like flowers

[late eagle]

Gorthus can't take this abusive relationship anymore 😢

[strong isle]

;)

[fringe quiver]

and yes it was really exactly this casually taht they just said it

roydev lore g oes crazy

[strong isle]

Gloomborf breaks up with Gorthus and then we cut to Gorthus having a breakdown in his bedroom like

https://tenor.com/view/fish-just-fish-fish-fishing-fishe-gif-20372486

[summer shore]

Yea this one

[late eagle]

I smell like lemon ice cream probably

[dull heart]

i think i just made one of the coolest looking minions and it's not even a summon weapon oops

[earnest jewel]

Rafflesia?

[summer shore]

Wreck it rafflesia

[strong isle]

Wouldn't you be dead if I did smell like that and you tried it

[summer shore]

It's called a corpse flower because it smells like corpses not because it turns you into corpses

Smh

[earnest jewel]

Who the hell is Gorthus?

[strong isle]

Your claims are simply paradoxical to the nature of existence

[dull heart]

gorthus deez

[fringe quiver]

my oomfie

[misty monolith]

bro what even

[fringe quiver]

gorthus the blademaster.......

[misty monolith]

insane

[summer shore]

The first character in your name is camarune

[strong isle]

Doesn't look like a corpse to me

[summer shore]

Just a fun fact

[earnest jewel]

What's an 'oomfie'.

[late eagle]

He's just a chill guy

[earnest jewel]

It smells like corpses.

To attract flies.

[strong isle]

Interesting...

[summer shore]

I said smells not looks like corpses

Smh...

[wicked temple]

wtf does oomfie mean

[earnest jewel]

To kill them and eat them I think.

[summer shore]

One can smell like fish without being fish

[rocky dawn]

It smells to attract corpses?

[late eagle]

Yeah what oomfie mean bruh

[misty monolith]

hi oomfies!!!!

[lapis oak]

vas?? leak it...

[wicked temple]

hello oomfie

[earnest jewel]

Corpses?

[strong isle]

Then your sense of vision is, in fact, functional

[summer shore]

Corpses don't move bruh!

[strong isle]

Too bad your sense of smell is not

[wicked temple]

also hello stip

[strong isle]

Hello

[wicked temple]

from stip

[summer shore]

Wrong both of my senses are fucked

[rocky dawn]

Not for another 3 months

[fringe quiver]

oomfie is just like an acronym for "one of my friends/followers"
i just call my friends oomfs at this point its funny

[wicked temple]

stip can i dm u something

[strong isle]

Then how can you make any reasonable empirical claim

[summer shore]

oomfias

[strong isle]

Sure!

[summer shore]

because you can't

[earnest jewel]

What are we talking about?

[summer shore]

we gotta help each other out we're humans

[misty monolith]

WE'RE OOMFIES

[summer shore]

ape together stink

Or something

[earnest jewel]

God that emoticon looks so screwed up on mobile.

Goku?

[late eagle]

Uh what

[lapis oak]

stip why u... nevermind

[strong isle]

I hate my mouse

[lapis oak]

3 times already

[strong isle]

Also NO IT IS NOT GOKU

[earnest jewel]

Why you take away Goku?

[summer shore]

ALWAYSmind

[earnest jewel]

Oh, sorry, it's Vegeta or whatever his name is.

[lapis oak]

glub glub glub 🫧 🐠

😭

[summer shore]

Stop drowning me that's rude

[strong isle]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-stare-frieren-frieren-punch-frieren-clocks-fern-gif-12438499311708583758

[earnest jewel]

Yo! Vegetable!

[lapis oak]

getting flung away at that speed, I'd think so too

[lyric trellis]

Fish

[earnest jewel]

Light a man a fire, keep him warm for the night...

[summer shore]

Give a man a lighter and he starts smoking cigs in gas station bathrooms

[earnest jewel]

No, that's not how it goes.

[summer shore]

You're not how it goes

[strong isle]

I will make toothpicks out of your bones.

[summer shore]

Reality can be whatever I want

[earnest jewel]

Light a man on fire, keeps him warm for the rest of his life.

[misty wren]

give a man a lighter and suddenly you have an arsonist

[earnest jewel]

What bones?

[rocky dawn]

Build a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

[summer shore]

Nuh uh

[strong isle]

Well at least I don't have to worry about your brain

[summer shore]

MY statement made ME laugh so it's SUPERIOR

(In MY opinion)

[earnest jewel]

Sad SpongeBob image I'm on mobile sue me.

[wicked temple]

meow

[earnest jewel]

Must have been the wind.

[rocky dawn]

oh shoot I was late

[earnest jewel]

Ok, back to spoilers... Uh... Yharon dies in Infinity War?

[fringe quiver]

yes

i kill him

[earnest jewel]

Mean.

What did Yharon ever do to anyone?

[calm ingot]

Be a bad infernum boss

[earnest jewel]

That's an add-on it doesn't count.

[calm ingot]

Be a bad basecal boss

[earnest jewel]

They'll rework him, trust the process.

[misty wren]

ok no yharon is really good in basecal

sure its because its essentially just duke fishron 2, but duke fishron is a goated fight

[summer shore]

yharon is fun in both I'm afraid

[calm ingot]

It’s okay I guess, it hasn’t aged very well and I don’t just mean the sprite

[lean relic]

bro

[summer shore]

No I still think it's a very fun fight

[misty wren]

yes this has hit like 80% of popular mods on steam

[calm ingot]

In infernum it’s the third dash slop boss in a row and basically a rehash of old duke
In base cal you can tell it’s just duke fishron and Betsy mashed together and it’s been like that since the beginning of time
There’s also the visuals being really ugly but I’ll give that a pass since it’s being worked on along with 10 million other things

[misty wren]

yeah its not original

but its still working off a damn fun base

like yharon isnt doing anything new its just doing the same stuff thats already fun

[rich ginkgo]

..why

[fringe quiver]

some guy wanted to do a little trolling

(they will be smited down by valve and may actually get in legal trouble for it)

(theyre cooked)

[misty wren]

from what i know a dev of a chinese war thunder mod got kicked off said mods team and this is their way of throwing a temper tantrum

[dull heart]

hey hey

should i spoil

[silk pebble]

yes

music

[dull heart]

i can't spoil music

[lyric trellis]

1 pixel of a stratus rework

[dull heart]

actually

it's better than one pixel

[lyric trellis]

The dipper

Almost looks like a whip….

[rich ginkgo]

and they thought they’d actually succeed in taking all these mods down

💀

[dull heart]

this is not a dipper

[dusty tinsel]

the whipper instead of the dipper

[calm ingot]

Is clamor noctus getting changed to not be part of the sky glaze line?

[misty monolith]

bro the person who started this

is using the email

[dull heart]

no

[misty monolith]

[e-mail]

thank you hatsune teto

very epic and lit

[dusty tinsel]

💀

jail

[misty wren]

i mean unironically yes that is a possibility

[dusty tinsel]

imagine being in jail and someone asks you why you are there and your reason is that you troll reported a bunch of terraira mods for copyright infingment

[misty wren]

its far beyond terraria

[silk terrace]

16 games in steam are affected

Rimworld was apparently hit hard

[misty wren]

iirc nearly every popular gmod workshop item got hit

[dusty tinsel]

why those 16 games specifically

[silk terrace]

idk

[dusty tinsel]

weird

[silk terrace]

actually might be more than 16

people still finding DMCA claims in more games its an ongoing thing

[misty wren]

yes

[dusty tinsel]

send this person to jail

[brave star]

Why are they doing that

Just to get money?

[misty wren]

they didnt even give the bare minimum for whats needed for it to be taken down

[dusty tinsel]

aren't they salty they got kicked off a team

[misty wren]

yes

they got kicked off a war thunder mod team and are throwing a temper tantrum by dropping major dmca bombs on like half the games ever

[silk terrace]

isnt it HoI4?

War Thunder was never mentioned

[misty wren]

uhh

it might have been hoi4

i heard war thunder at some point

[silk terrace]

might be confusing it with another one of their classified document leak maybe idk

[misty wren]

nah there hasnt been a recent one of those

[misty monolith]

yea pretty sure it was a hoi4 mod team lmao

[dull heart]

@lapis oak so you don't miss it since I know this is your type of thing

[hard copper]

Hydra esque

[misty wren]

idk they got kicked from some mod team somewhere and are throwing a fit and just not having a good time

[misty wren]

is that fucking jacob alpharad

[dull heart]

it's draco

[lapis oak]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[grave geyser]

I fucking thought this too but I was litterally watching one of their videos so I just went "oh okay pretty normal"

[dull heart]

I had the same thought

[silk terrace]

from what I gather it might be a completely unknown individual who found out about the vulnerabilities that came from the HoI4 drama

fuckass hatsune teto

[lapis oak]

I see that the visual looking a bit more like Galaxia

very cool!

[silk terrace]

holy shit jacob alpharad

[urban cloak]

read that as alpharad immediately

glad im not the only one

[dull heart]

Partly bc it's still unfinished

[vivid hemlock]

alpharad brainrot hit me on this one

[lapis oak]

😋 🙏

[dull heart]

Draco is definitely my favorite of the Stratus constellations functionally

Scorpius and Lyra both just kinda vibe and seal dmg

[grave geyser]

"seal damage"

[hard copper]

a seal club weapon would be funny

[dull heart]

seal dmg

but yeah those two are just essentially explosions in constellation shape

Draco is more interesting

As is Canis Major

[lapis oak]

it's... it's peak?

[dull heart]

I'm sure the layout of Draco there could give some indication as to what it does

[lapis oak]

it looks like a worm

[hazy pine]

norway...

[strong isle]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-silly-pansear-doodles-pansear-rivulet-gif-14759319206036455675

[arctic cliff]

I think you should learn to accept that your so-called opinion is generally a miserable little pile of secrets

[summer shore]

Block worthy behavior

[arctic cliff]

What.

[stone fiber]

Oh god don't remind me about the Garry's Mod DMCA incident

[misty wren]

you mean the incident thats still ongoing

[steep path]

Ohhh so this is a widespread thing
I'm in the castle crashers community and their steam workshop dlc just launched on the 6th and someone got a dmca tonight so I was worried it was just gonna start happening for castle crashers lol

[lean relic]

If a workshop item dmca'd it takes 30 days on hold so you need to email certificate to reporter before that
If reporter not accepted even after 30 days
Boom, goes hidden

[stone fiber]

[azure oak]

15 days left

[frigid mulch]

For?

[silk terrace]

😰

scary

[hushed hazel]

until the time between bountiful harvest and SSO is longer than the time between rust and dust and the draedon update

or something like that

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

update in 3 hours afterwards

[azure oak]

feed us more changelogs

and maybe give us an actual spoiler

[fathom girder]

How much scope creep hit the update when not even changelogs are releasing anymore

[azure oak]

the changelogs got scropecrept as well

[misty wren]

oh had you not known

its been scopecrept like since day 1

[fathom girder]

Yeah but at least the changelogs released at a reasonable rate

[azure oak]

it's been 3 week since last changelogs

[fathom girder]

Maybe the update's close to being done so they're waiting on finishing before releasing them

[royal garnet]

What are you talking about? It's done, they're just editing the trailer smh

[misty wren]

there were regularly multiple months between changelog batches werent there

like it wasnt a very common occurrence

even with updates far less scopecrept

[azure oak]

what a calamity

[hushed hazel]

i don't think it's ever been multiple months but there have been some long dry periods before yes

[silk terrace]

Wait I just realise usually when is a trailer made for an update

[hushed hazel]

when it's getting close to finished presumably

[azure oak]

SSO probably isnt close enough to release to warrant a trailer

[valid grove]

2030 release

[azure oak]

will probably release this year

[rose radish]

Naaaah SSO is not releasing this year

[viral merlin]

It must

Don't let silksong release before sso

[valid crypt]

If silksong releases before sso i will throw someone

[thorny glacier]

no worries

changelogs tomorrow

trust🙌

[dusk bronze]

true

[hexed basalt]

if silksong actually releases in spetmeber or whatever they said it will release before sso

[proud plover]

spetmeber

[earnest jewel]

Silksong is Sunken Sea Update.

[hexed basalt]

s(ilk)so(ng)

[hushed hazel]

ilkng

[earnest jewel]

I Love Knitting New Gowns!

[hexed basalt]

sbeve

[native thistle]

sso = silk song obsession

[hexed basalt]

@ lorax

[analog helm]

silken song oupdate

[plush carbon]

I remember the September estimate someone made for SSO

[earnest jewel]

Developer, I remember you're update projection.

[plush carbon]

It wasn’t a dev pretty sure

I can’t make a prediction myself outside of Not This Year

[earnest jewel]

Obviously they should take a break from the update and instead make the Wulfrum Update.

[valid crypt]

It was triangle iirc

[proud plover]

SSOctober

[buoyant pulsar]

im gonna post an image

i cant wait for scorched earth rework

[earnest jewel]

Calamitas will be balling in Sunken Sea Update!?

[plush carbon]

cryptid

[halcyon seal]

Only if you use the Bloody Vein on the Altar of the Accursed

[earnest jewel]

I don't know basketball what's the reference.

[dry whale]

its not a reference to basket...

[hushed hazel]

grand yharon

[dry whale]

it spawns in a dense fog....

[earnest jewel]

The fog?

[dry whale]

FOGBOUND!

[earnest jewel]

Fogbound?

[fathom girder]

Famous starbound ARG mod fogbound?

[earnest jewel]

Never heard of it.

[azure oak]

calamity mod

[earnest jewel]

Never heard of it.

[fathom girder]

Okay so um

There's this guy

[azure oak]

he's yellow

[earnest jewel]

When does Fiddlebert show up?

[fathom girder]

Postgame

[earnest jewel]

I look forward... To meeting him...

[analog helm]

you'll have to challange him irl

[still bluff]

💔

[lean relic]

SSO September-October

[azure oak]

personally i'm predicting pretty late in the year, like november or december

[earnest jewel]

That's the earliest it could be.

[dusk bronze]

stip said they're aiming for this year

[azure oak]

kinda why i'm predicting it in that timeframe

would still meet what the devs are aiming for but SSO probably isnt coming out this month or next month

[dusk bronze]

i'm positive it won't come out before october

[azure oak]

same

[summer shore]

The O in SSO secretly stands for October

The two S stands for September and Saugust

[azure oak]

the secret 8 and a halfth month

Saugust

[earnest jewel]

Saturday, it's in five days!

[hushed hazel]

Sbeve

[summer shore]

Sean

[azure oak]

so unspoilerous i'm making a chart unrelated to any future content

just to keep myself busy

[hushed hazel]

Mostly unrelated but I remember reading some story about a guy named Sean once and I thought it was such a cool name until I learned how it’s actually pronounced

[earnest jewel]

What's wrong with Sean?

Or would you rather another spelling.

[hushed hazel]

I was like “what do you MEAN it’s not pronounced ‘seen’”

[earnest jewel]

Of course not, that's ridiculous.

[azure oak]

the building block compilation to end all building lbock compelations (only a corner)

[earnest jewel]

It's Irish for John!

[hushed hazel]

Literally nothing but to my 10 year old brain the guy instantly lost all his aura

[earnest jewel]

It's pronounced like John, because it means John.

[hushed hazel]

10 year old me never made the connection

[earnest jewel]

It's the same name as Jack, same origin.

[azure oak]

and yes i'm doing this for all 50 building blocks

[summer shore]

Me when dean isn't pronounced as dawn

or mean as mawn

[dusk bronze]

did someone already make a seam joke

[earnest jewel]

Just wait till you hear François.

[azure oak]

or the entire french language

[dusk bronze]

you can't fool me, i've watched the owl house

[earnest jewel]

How about Reiyfle and other tradgedeighs.

[dusk bronze]

you got me

[dusk bronze]

ouiseaux (pronounced "wazo")

[fringe quiver]

[In the markiplier voice] AURIC GUY???

[earnest jewel]

Was that the bite of '87?

[fringe quiver]

WAS THAT THE ASCENCION OF [Insert last two digits of the year xeroc ascended in here]

[dusk bronze]

47

fuck 37

i'm washed

[arctic cliff]

yknow this reminds me about the time I ascended past myself

[azure oak]

Hey Lois, remember that one time the monk broke their oath?

[fringe quiver]

Petah.

The Noxus is here.

[analog helm]

after calamitas' frights burned down springslimegod found his way to empress of light's family dinner and became scrapslimegod

[lapis oak]

seems like Eye of Golem and Sniper Scope are in a very balanced state

(overtuned)

[azure oak]

Boy, This is worse than the time i met the ire of the godseeker

[fathom girder]

Heh, that reminds me of the time I lied to my boss about the nature of the ceaseless void

[analog helm]

damn this reminds me of the time when i made a deal with signus

[earnest jewel]

Yeah, this reminds me of the time I weaponized my strategist's daughter.

[late eagle]

If I could make a donor weapon I'll call it The Spoiler

[azure oak]

nah, name it Yharim, The godseeker

[earnest jewel]

Rhymes with Grug.

[late eagle]

It would spoil everywhere

[azure oak]

the building block catalogue

[graceful ivy]

I wish I got to see smt new instead of just reposts

[azure oak]

not much new to talk about

[stuck kite]

changelogs soon...

[azure oak]

please..

[fathom girder]

Soon(tm)

[azure oak]

never 😔

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[stuck kite]

you can have this spoiler

as one of multitide of minor changes

[dusk bronze]

waow

[azure oak]

uuhhhhhhhhh

[stuck kite]

same energy

[thorny glacier]

[azure oak]

[keen zodiac]

[fathom girder]

This is what I've been waiting on SSO for hell yes

[earnest jewel]

Finally, true peace.

[stuck kite]

consistency is probably 20% of sso changelogs and 100% of sso changelogs undocumented by the wiki

[lapis oak]

wat do we have here

[spark kiln]

is the helmet order the same for all armors

[fathom girder]

It's the same for all but one set

Good luck finding it! :D

[native thistle]

Seems like things are more ordered now, I guess

[dusty tinsel]

Merchants shop

Not sure what changed, but it's probably just grouping things together

[earnest jewel]

Looking at it, what on earth was going on with the flare and disco ball's texture.

[lean relic]

disco BALL

[lapis oak]

ya idk what's changed for the shop

looks regular

[late eagle]

Consistency in my calamity mod???

[azure oak]

we will finally get to know what got moved... whenever "soon" is

[keen zodiac]

auric flares

can we get those?

[clear compass]

Being real, this is a good thing tho

Small stuff that fixes minor inconveniences shouldn’t be ignored

[clear compass]

I need changelogs

I actually love reading through all the stuff

Especially when there’s already a bunch of things

[lean relic]

Soon™

[stuck kite]

bottles and flares

hope this helps!

[stuck kite]

for as long as there exists classes

reaver is vaguecore

[boreal edge]

Vagueposting

[lapis oak]

booles, and ylfares...

[fathom girder]

Classless sets are just weird

[analog helm]

reaverpilled vagueposter

scag.gif

[azure oak]

calamity mod

[dull heart]

hi i'm here

[fathom girder]

Can you spoil a single pixel of a consistency change

[real axle]

make it screen wide, please

just one pixel but zoomed in

[azure oak]

langechogs

[dusk bronze]

true

[real axle]

slangechog

[azure oak]

oversunk haul sea

[late eagle]

Change my logs

[lean relic]

sea sunk too much

[azure oak]

sea'd the sunk

[real axle]

the sunk

[azure oak]

is sea

[thorny glacier]

changelogs tomorrow

[tropic jolt]

18 fargo years

[azure oak]

18 fargo tomorrows

[azure oak]

changelogs not soon 😔

[sharp ravine]

oh yeah guys uh

i heard perforator and hivemind are gonna be pushed to post moon lord or hardmode

[lapis oak]

Post ML

Switch place with Dragonfolly

[twin juniper]

98% confirmed I think

[sharp ravine]

it makes sense because they are both creatures that harnessed the gods power

[sharp ravine]

also makes sense

[azure oak]

and dragonfolly turning into a sky boss

[sharp ravine]

yeah dragonfolly being the one to unlock aerilate makes omega sense

since its a bird

and birds fly

[wispy dew]

Need a fact checker for this

Gotta make sure ur not lyingg….

[sharp ravine]

idk bro i saw one fly past my balcony

might just be a cat idfk

im not the wikipedia on this

[wispy dew]

Woah

Is that why they have whiskers

[fringe quiver]

its al ie because birds arent real

you learn this on the like 5th grade come on now

[boreal edge]

You will be lowered into the molten vat of lead

[azure oak]

calamity branded molten lead vat 😔

[wispy dew]

Government drones

[lapis oak]

that one youtube video

[fathom girder]

Can I have the most recent changelogs as a last meal

[azure oak]

feed us more changelogs

[thorny glacier]

update on changelogs: they are coming tomorrow

[wispy dew]

I want to eat the changelogs

I think they would be vanilla flavoured

[azure oak]

change my logs

[wispy dew]

Wtf….

[thorny glacier]

change🪵 tomorrow

[dusty tinsel]

I can confirm birds aren't real I saw one defy physics

[azure oak]

birds wings don't work, the government is just testing antigravity devices

[dusty tinsel]

I witnessed a bird hop upside down on a branch without flapping its wings

So true

[molten grove]

awesome changelogs: removed stati

rest revealed at a future point

[dusty tinsel]

The next changelog: removed mod

[azure oak]

the next next changelog: added throwing brick 2

[pulsar cobalt]

statis' blessing

[molten grove]

i think the next changelogs have a brick, i forgot im not home

[dusty tinsel]

This was at an abandoned military area that you are allowed to go visit lol

Which makes the government testing idea more funny

[dull heart]

blessing is technically probably not dying sorta

[lapis oak]

rip Statis' Curse

[molten grove]

sso!

[pulsar cobalt]

curse dying and blessing takes its point in progression?

[lapis oak]

rip Statis' Void Sash

[dusty tinsel]

If we sacrifice kiri can we keep it

[dull heart]

Rip statigel armor

[dull heart]

no

blessing might be separated from the line entirely and become a sentry accessory

basically being lotus flowered except in sprite

and the fact old Blessings would become the accessory

[sharp ravine]

yeah holy shit infernum skeletron is WAY MORE manageable than perforator

goddamn

[dull heart]

wrong chat

[terse dew]

right chat actually

😨

[fallen olive]

left chat for your information

[dull heart]

forward chat

[native thistle]

inferum is down the hall and to the left

[still heart]

down the hall and to the right on mobile *

[thick spire]

I've been asking for a Nokia phone brick upgrade forever now

[proud plover]

Removed Static Refiner

[gleaming thicket]

is the dev badge acquirable from like sever boosting, or can only devs get it?

[lapis oak]

wrong channel

also boosting the server probably not gonna make you a dev

[hushed hazel]

being a dev is what makes you a dev yes

[gleaming thicket]

when you click on the badge it says its a part of sever boosting, thats why i was wondering

[lapis oak]

it's gradient role, which can only be set in a boosted server

[hushed hazel]

you unlock badges with server boosts

the role itself has nothing to do with boosts

[gleaming thicket]

ahh i see

[boreal edge]

New changelog: A change was made to Dragon Scales

[lapis oak]

huge leak just dropped

𒅌

[dull heart]

Is that

Cuneform

[earnest jewel]

Hey! That's the guy who sold me that lousy copper!

[cinder hearth]

Holy shit ea Nasir

[hard copper]

scavengers will give you lousy copper?

[lyric trellis]

Spawns a flarenado for every projectile

[cobalt wharf]

homing flare damage increased by 5 (will be reverted in a day 1 patch for some reason)

[white aurora]

i will give them faulty pearls

[analog helm]

mm,, a trade

[hoary barn]

[analog helm]

try to not skip the entire game challange (impossible)

[abstract quail]

i mean the events fuck em

skip those

but like the last 3 bosses?

i left all the moons and madnesses to like late late lol

only did goblins for tinkerer

[buoyant pulsar]

hmmmmmmmm

[sterile moss]

Late game p90 meta???

[valid grove]

Thats normal

[late eagle]

Calamity AI😨

Calamity AI😱

[terse dew]

CalAmIty

😰

[fathom girder]

guys...

it's over...

[dusk bronze]

we're bidone

[buoyant pulsar]

we're letting generative ai rewrite all of calamity lore

[fathom girder]

Rebecca would explode

[buoyant pulsar]

rebecca would supernova

[terse dew]

Grok knows the calamity lore

Please tell us more grok

[buoyant pulsar]

grok is an enemy of the state

[terse dew]

Grok is horseshoe theory ai-ified

[late eagle]

LOL

WHAT HAPPENED

[vale finch]

oops, I selected the wrong chat

sorry

[late eagle]

Watching you delete the messages one by one was funny ngl

[vale finch]

hahahaha

[dusk bronze]

damn i missed it

[vale finch]

[late eagle]

Go my Vetrazyl

[vale finch]

That happens to me because of carelessness

[late eagle]

This dragon has too much aura

[vale finch]

[late eagle]

It happens with the best of us

[vale finch]

[white aurora]

bongorb

[vale finch]

[buoyant pulsar]

bungorb

[arctic cliff]

I'm bisexual?

[hoary barn]

methed out early hardmode progression terrarian vs lunatic cultist

[dusk bronze]

no i am

[shut ridge]

lol i think the events are fun when you're on master death cause the enemy spawn rate is ridiculous

[rich ginkgo]

how

how to

to color code

ive never seen this before

[dusk bronze]

boss checklist lite

default feature

[fringe quiver]

holy shit !

its yharon !

yharon jungle dragon :D

[rich ginkgo]

when tf did they make a lite version

whats thed difference 😭

[dusk bronze]

idk

[rich ginkgo]

is there just one added feature and its color coding

[dusk bronze]

no book but doesn't break your game

[rich ginkgo]

huge

how innovative

[abstract quail]

i do the events with zerg pot anyways

its hilarious to have late game gear and zerging the events

to just melt everything with aoe

[lean relic]

that one VCMM death blood moon theme video footage

[plucky zenith]

gusy

hey guys

[distant raft]

its a lot lighter and its just a boss checklist

[warm current]

sometime i forgot jared's name is wyrm

which is a serpent

not a worm

so jared looking like a serpent is accurate

[thorny glacier]

changelogs today

[hoary barn]

jarvis launch tmodloader

[lean relic]

changelogs tomorrow

[dusk bronze]

changelogs yesterday

[cunning sequoia]

changelogs never

[lapis oak]

A lot of mixed statements ere

[gloomy grove]

omg jared hi!

[twilit forge]

changelogs NOW

[hexed basalt]

changelogs today

[hard hearth]

changelogs maybe...

[hushed hazel]

epic changelogs stalemate

[hard hearth]

[twilit forge]

changes:
um we removed sunken sea bc sunken sea sucks
reverted dog sprite to 1.0
replaced blue slime with yharim

[dusk bronze]

🔥 🔥 🔥

[hexed basalt]

not against

[hazy pine]

Hear me out. Give calamity mod to me. I have no experience or money. I will do nothing with it.

[hushed hazel]

i will add microtransactions and unskippable ads

[dull heart]

i will add byleth

[hazy pine]

Good idea Goupert Funkerdinckle

[hushed hazel]

thank you i spent a long time thinking about it

[hazy pine]

You're welcome Goupert Funkerdinckle

[twilit forge]

i will delete calamity mod from my computer

[summer shore]

which one

[twilit forge]

take that noobs

[lusty stirrup]

calamity mod is a figment of my imagination

[dull heart]

yes

[lusty stirrup]

it disappears when i take my pills

take that n00bs

[dull heart]

every version of byleth as shown in fire emblem heros

[twilit forge]

batman hugging parents image

[dull heart]

endless pngs

[summer shore]

trileth

tetraleth

[twilit forge]

do we the player become byleth

[hazy pine]

I have the two fire emblem games for 3ds which should I start with

It's like heroes and awakening

[dull heart]

feh has definitely more than 4 byleth's

[dull heart]

probably awakening idk

I haven't played either

But Fates is a lot more mixed than Awakening is

in general reception

[hazy pine]

Is this w decorations

[dull heart]

The only Fire Emblem games I play are FE Heros (very rarely) and Super Smash Brothers

actually I played some of path of Radiance but I never got far

[trim jacinth]

100

[azure oak]

calamity mod

[dusk bronze]

❌

[trim jacinth]

calamity unmodded

[subtle pagoda]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS

[lean relic]

UnCalamity

[azure oak]

changelogs at some point

[thorny glacier]

changelogs soon

[rustic kernel]

Sadly vanilla doesn't have that

[final pine]

farewell calamity loot swap, you shall be missed

[dusk bronze]

changelogs maybe

[analog helm]

if we get changelogs all the devs get a squeaky toy

[still bluff]

734 - Added fluffy

[cunning sequoia]

https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Bast_Statue

[still bluff]

waait ture

[cunning sequoia]

you should add me instead

[hushed hazel]

https://terraria.wiki.gg/wiki/Stinkfish

[still bluff]

aureus master pet will be a small aureus with love hearts

[cunning sequoia]

yess

[cunning sequoia]

fuck you

https://tenor.com/view/mean-cat-cat-fu-gif-23644413

[hushed hazel]

[dry whale]

local moderators fight eachother (they all lost)

[mystic eagle]

omg LordMetarex