calamity-update-talk

[cunning sequoia]

i saw a proposed rework of hoppers to be copper pipes

its very tech mod-y but i like it

[viral merlin]

Speaking of industrialcraft
It would be cool if Mojang added a few things from it

[valid crypt]

Im one of the people who use stone tools a lot due to how easy it is to get cobble, copper legit will make my life easier on that end
And the armour will also get used a bunch by me

[fringe quiver]

Same lol

[cunning sequoia]

honestly yea i enjoy minecraft way more by not sitting in a cave for like 3 hours

[fringe quiver]

People forget that minecraft isnt a game with straightforward progression from point a to point b

u make ur own progression

[viral merlin]

Mainly something akin to a big furnace it has
That you have to BUILD instead of just crafting

[fringe quiver]

more options are more options and it's a good thing

[valid crypt]

any time i play mc i always end up with a couple stacks of copper somefucking how so this will have more use

[cunning sequoia]

with how common copper is i can pop down into a cave, get like half a stack of copper and just run around the world in copper armor

without having to mine iron for hours

[valid crypt]

Also trial chambers have a lot of copper

[fringe quiver]

i hope they add the crab .

reason numbr 1. the crab claw seems fucking awesome
reason number two. more mobs for mangrove swamp yayy
reason number three

ilike. Crab 👍

[viral merlin]

Building your own stations is so much cooler and unique than just crafting and placing them down

[fringe quiver]

On that note i hope they give more uses to both variants of scute 😭

[viral merlin]

Yet Mojang never tried doing anything of that sort

[fringe quiver]

give us scute shingle blocks or something

[fringe quiver]

I mean enchanting tables have a similar loop to them tbh

you have to build bookshelves

If you want to maximize them anyways

Also hearts of the sea albiet those are really niche

[valid crypt]

Sadly enchanting tables have to deal with anvil existing

[viral merlin]

I suppose

But like
Imagine making a big furnace that lets you smelt several items at once

[fringe quiver]

also mojangplease make tridents obtainable from ocean monuments htanks

[viral merlin]

Instead of placing 10 of them down

[azure oak]

supersmelters exist

[viral merlin]

It would make your builds look cooler because it's more interactable and you can actually decorate it and shit
Instead of having a wall of furnaces

[cunning sequoia]

i dont remember the mod but theres one in a lot of modpacks that reworks the ocean monument and theres a trident in the middle

[viral merlin]

Ocean monument trident sentry

[fringe quiver]

i just wish elder guardians dropped a material you can combine with prismarine to make tridents lol

they have literally added that already on a april fools update 😭

[valid crypt]

Mojang cooking when it comes to april fools

[viral merlin]

That's the only time they have actual freedom

[azure oak]

mojang devs get to make stuff without it having to go through microsoft

[cunning sequoia]

i feel like april fools updates are so huge because the devs can just go wild

yea

[fringe quiver]

yeah its exactly why

the uhh cloudpotato thing or whatever it was called

in the potato april fools

thatt ended up being the prototype for the happy ghast iirc

[cunning sequoia]

minecraft would be a very different game nowadays if microsoft wasnt a dogshit company full of braindead old farts

[steady sun]

yep

[viral merlin]

Mojang developers

Every day with the exception of April fools

[azure oak]

ares

[dull heart]

Popularity is generally a short term metric, not an all-time metric

So I'd say its likely Universal Collapse has been listened to more recently

[dull heart]

me

This is unfortunately from the only mob vote where they explicitly said none of the others would make it in

I hope they go back on that though too

[fringe quiver]

same

[lapis oak]

No Calamity makes Merchant sell pure bottle if he's happy enough

[azure oak]

wonder what exo mechs could look like if they were redesigned

[cinder hearth]

Ares could probably be made bulkier

Like the game calls it a heavy weight but it looks so skinny

[azure oak]

it's mostly the upper arms that are skinny

[cinder hearth]

Yeah

[azure oak]

also while i dont mind the fact that they're seperated, an ares with actual joins would probably looks pretty sick

[cinder hearth]

True

[valid crypt]

Give thanatos the electric connections

[azure oak]

ares but more military-ish design like adam smasher from cyberpunk

[lapis oak]

changelogs in 3 seconds

[azure oak]

oh god it's been over a month since last changelogs

[fringe quiver]

changelogs today

[lapis oak]

we are record breaking with this one chat

[native thistle]

SSO yesterday

[lapis oak]

don't forget

the yellyfish is angry

[valid crypt]

FOR A SEC I THOUGHT YOU WERE ABOUT TO DELTARUNE

caps locl

oops

[cinder hearth]

I read this and immediately thought "I'll hit you with my car"

[lapis oak]

I've never played Toby Fox games

[valid crypt]

two different deltarune brainrots

[valid crypt]

banning you from having atoms

[lapis oak]

😭 ???

[cinder hearth]

https://youtu.be/BXyAmWifTXA?si=fYYXD05-ZGxElmOX

Watch this meme with no context

[summer shore]

tobias vulpus will never have my money (ignore that I bought undertale like 4 years ago

[valid crypt]

THE KINGS CHARRIOT CANNOT BE STOPPED

[azure oak]

ares but the gauss nuke launcher is shoulder mounted

[cinder hearth]

When the core is armored

[summer shore]

Atg risk of rain

[valid crypt]

WHY ❌

[summer shore]

stoppable force vs immovable object

[azure oak]

ares but it has eyes that look at you

[valid crypt]

its unstoppable force vs movable object

[shut flame]

yall what is worse: calamity infernum master or calamity death on legendary

[hushed hazel]

Idk depends on your definition of “worse”

[shut flame]

more difficult ig

[valid crypt]

dath legendary most of the time im prety sure
master death is just infernum with big statbloat

but i can assure you infernum would most likely be moe fun

[hushed hazel]

Probably leg death yes

Considering the devs did not consider reasonable difficulty when doing ftw/gfb changes

Only what would be funny

[shut flame]

still doable ye?

on multiplayer too

[hushed hazel]

Probably

[azure oak]

PBG should be moved to early postml to give draedon related bosses a slightly more even spread it is a very good idea and if you disagree you will succumb to the hogs

[fringe quiver]

waiter waiter more early post ml bosses

[lapis oak]

entire post ML is Calamity playfield

what restrict us from putting more there and spread the progression out between them

[fathom girder]

Technically yharon is an early post ml boss

[hushed hazel]

Technically you will be reduced to dust

[fathom girder]

All shall, in time

[hardy gulch]

Running over useless vanilla changes with my truck

[cinder hearth]

No, it's a pre moonlord boss

[fathom girder]

Huh

Doesn't it require feathers

[cinder hearth]

Exotic pheromones can be made pre moonlord

[fathom girder]

Oh

Right

[lapis oak]

can Adamantite Particle Accelerator use the same laser beam from Sparkling Empress 🤔

they both used to use vanilla beam but Sparkling Empress now got a cool one

it would look nice I think

[azure oak]

replace all lasers in calamity with cool shader stuff (idk how they work is shader the right word?)

[lapis oak]

would make it visually more interesting as Titanium Railgun

Railgun also has vanilla beam but it has more going on for it than just 2 beam colors 😅

[fathom girder]

Vfx

[fringe quiver]

vfx/shaders

[fathom girder]

Shaders refer to basic screen effects don't they

[fringe quiver]

not really

[fathom girder]

Bluh

[fringe quiver]

vfx in general tend to be reffered to as shaders

they have their own code language and everything

[fathom girder]

I see

Alright then

[lapis oak]

Minecraf shaders

[fringe quiver]

evil shader code

ive never touched it in my life ❤️

maybe cheese will learn shader programming one day but that day is not today or anytime soon

[lapis oak]

new Railgun sprite

yummers

15-0-0 voting monopoly

[gritty torrent]

master and infernum are incompatible

and master death ftw is just masochism

[distant raft]

not to be confused with masochist mode, a difficulty that's actually good

[gritty torrent]

a difficulty that's actually good is eternity

[fathom girder]

A difficulty that's actually good is malice

[lean relic]

masochist-ex malice legendrary mode

[hard hearth]

malicious mentioned

[hard hearth]

no.

[fathom girder]

[spark kiln]

fabol

[hushed hazel]

When a mf says something so fabsolian you have to hit them with the 25 stare

[fringe quiver]

NOOO

I'M NOT FABSOLIAN...

[fringe quiver]

[valid crypt]

Add 25 bullet to calmain

[steep path]

25? damn inflation even hitting our dev exoduses...

[hushed hazel]

Does he know?

[steep path]

He does not

[valid crypt]

Fabsol left on the 25thh of idk in 2025

[steep path]

Ohhh ok I remember being there for that lol
I thought it was like a number updated retroactively like "oh we double checked and turns out 3 Shadow Developers also vanished"

[hushed hazel]

5/25/25

[valid crypt]

25/5/25

[steep path]

5 times 25 is 125
and 1 developer left on the 25th 🧠

[iron dew]

lmao

[raven verge]

oh my god the Death/Revengeance Items feel so long ago now

The items you use to trigger higher difficulties

[kind tinsel]

pil truly is the zoat

[hard hearth]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491295760273506339/1376342270303010816/caption.gif?ex=68763c60&is=6874eae0&hm=7db8f95922af3511c96e293f23d70b95694643c36ac27953dd9c8f31500fafa7&

[prisma canyon]

i'm with you in the dark

[stuck kite]

worry not 90% of modern calamity vfx is actually not shaders

its particle snaking especially xyk particle calamity

[cinder hearth]

Iron heart, defiled rune (later defiled feather) and Armageddon

Who remembers DADI

[hushed hazel]

I rember crabber dad mode

😁

[fathom girder]

Anything is better than 5000 dust particles

[stuck kite]

hits you with 5000 bigger dusts

[fathom girder]

Explodes

[vivid hemlock]

no it doesnt

[stuck kite]

its kinda funny particle snaking is actually just dust but with textures

like the different between shadowbeam staff and shadethrower is that the latter actually has a texture sprite that isnt just 8x8 sparkles

[fringe quiver]

he does though

||https://youtu.be/vwN5CSydinI||

[stuck kite]

in essence both of them just spawn a train of sprites

[fringe quiver]

like ???

[lapis oak]

xyk particle calamity

[vivid hemlock]

cheese are you trolling

[valid crypt]

vcmm desert theme such cnidrion

[fringe quiver]

I mean it's true

like objectively so

By all means once you fight cnidrion this is the theme that will be playing usually

[trail pilot]

May Iirc

[stone zephyr]

what a good month

[dusk bronze]

indeed

[fathom girder]

So it's higher quality and more controlled

Peak

[stuck kite]

idf dust was good

[plush carbon]

No it isn't, the Scott Lloyd desert tracks are

[frail owl]

hi there car

[stone zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/neppico-gif-12490047082767817490

hi therer John

[dull heart]

Nowadays I'm pretty sure we literally don't even need our particle manager when we could just use dust with PreDraw

Dust literally does everything ours does afaik

[fathom girder]

I would have to assume that particle manager is useful for organization purposes

[azure oak]

can particles do laser beams

[stuck kite]

yes

photoviscerator is just a bunch of glow circles coalesced into one fat line

[azure oak]

so that's why it looks weird when you move fast

[dull heart]

I don't think it really is

the main reason it exists is just that when it was made tmodloader dust didn't support PreDraw() methods iirc

[fathom girder]

I see

[stuck kite]

vanilla also has a particle manager for 1.4 stuff

just funny inheritancw

[dull heart]

ah

so even more just Calamity is an old mod

[azure oak]

so what does artemis use for its laser

[flat hound]

beam

[dull heart]

that is shaders

I'm pretty sure

[azure oak]

i should learn terraria vfx just to replace every effect in calamity

[dusk bronze]

true

[dull heart]

shaders use became much less common post-22

in cal

although now that Fryzahh is on the team they are making a comeback

[flat hound]

neat :)

[azure oak]

calamity visual effects overhaul releasing 2784

[flat hound]

can't wait

[dull heart]

I actually made that a mod

Way back when

It changed two things, brimstone monsters and Omega Blue tentacles

[fathom girder]

New "calamity effects" trend appears, taking a similar stance as "calamity sprites" when calamity haters talk about the mod

[stuck kite]

i cant name many things that presently use shaders that are recently made

other than dyes

dyes are shaders

[flat hound]

oh really?

never knew that

[dull heart]

I think Ennway used some

[stuck kite]

main vanilla shader applications are dyes, filters, overlays

[dull heart]

I used a shader for disabling the gravity screen flip

And then Fryzahh uses them for a bunch of things

[stuck kite]

i use them on the occasional vfx

[dull heart]

I wanna make Big Rip look cool via shaders but

[stuck kite]

though the only one i remember prominently using it is stygian shield

[dull heart]

I haven't

Imagine the rip actually looks like a rip in space... end portal looking effect probably

[flat hound]

I've been listening to so much siivagunner that i can't hear (or read) the word rip the same way

lmao

[fathom girder]

Astrosaber dx starbound moment

[wide nova]

you guys are gonna hate me in approximately 1-3 weeks

[stone zephyr]

what does this mean

[halcyon seal]

got it, if anything makes my local news in that timeframe, i'll know who to blame it on

[wide nova]

literally nobody will guess what this means

good luck!

[gray laurel]

i will love you in approximately 1-3 weeks

:3

[azure oak]

i'm guessing this is the release window for the theme that will replace the much beloved "corrosion!"

[wide nova]

wrong!

[fathom girder]

DoG theme remake in 1-3 weeks

[thorny glacier]

okay i’ll start right now

[azure oak]

damn

[thorny glacier]

hate waiting for inevitable

[wide nova]

acid rain t1 imma be real will be out within a week

[thorny glacier]

[wide nova]

tier 2 in approximately a month

[thorny glacier]

[wide nova]

tier 3 in around 2 months

[thorny glacier]

[plush carbon]

How do you have it planned that far ahead already?

[wide nova]

t1 and 2 are done already

[plush carbon]

Ah

[wide nova]

heart and i sat down and split the rest of the OST evenly

so we have an (just about) equal amount of tracks for the rest of the remaining ost

not including charlie’s stuff

and features

[plush carbon]

Pretty cool

[wide nova]

ive been honestly just making things out of boredom

a few songs are made and finished up for things idk if we’ll be starting on for a few months yet

may or may not be scrapped/changed but right now i have like 5-6 things give or take made or in production for cal

[fathom girder]

Makes things easy to tie together once the other parts are done ig

[wide nova]

its way easier to make something for an asset that’s already complete or drawn up

in my case ive just winged it for a good few of them lol

[fathom girder]

Best way to do it sometimes, tbh

[flat hound]

that we're gonna hate you in 1-3 weeks

[wide nova]

fuck

you got me

[flat hound]

knew it

[dense sundial]

Is this 100% math or is it a noise texture?

[azure oak]

as if i know

[summer shore]

Ask lucille

[viral merlin]

Piss

[fathom girder]

Piss laser

[pseudo vector]

i have 3 songs that're in production at the moment, and 3 that i haven't started
as of rn there are 8 finished songs in TGATM

[hard hearth]

golden shower

except straight

instead of curved

[flat hound]

yay music :D

[flat folio]

Uses a scroll texture to help things

I remember this shader specifically because I've seen people yoink it without asking me or Cal in like two different mods

[final cedar]

Minecraft Comunity Minecraft community stuck in 1.21 for a thousand years

[flat hound]

what

[final cedar]

Maybe spam

[thorny glacier]

quadruple ip devourer

[naive ice]

Bot

[final cedar]

Miku My love

[naive ice]

Empress of Miku.

[flat hound]

hatsune of miku

[naive ice]

https://steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=3441424031

[lean relic]

EoM

[analog helm]

jesus the christ

[late eagle]

💀

Sad jellyfish

Try unsee it I dare you

[naive ice]

I HAVE FINISHED MY MUSIC TIER LIST! FINALLY!

[cinder hearth]

Eulogy for the ego is used

When you kill DOG for the first time

Also that astrum aureus OST placement is vile

[flat hound]

i think underground astral infection theme should've been higher

phase 1 dog too

[naive ice]

Oh.

[analog helm]

oh cmon not aureus,,,

[naive ice]

I just didn’t like the astral’s themes, I’m sorry.

[spark kiln]

old duke at the bottom this sucks

[azure oak]

isnt threats of the ocean floor used for PW?

[analog helm]

it is

[naive ice]

I didn’t know that okay?

[naive ice]

I hate him.

[fathom girder]

Okay but what about his theme

[spark kiln]

why is leviathan trilogy not in S++++

[fathom girder]

This opinionated tier list is too opinionated

[naive ice]

I…don’t remember

[spark kiln]

it’s literally the best song in the game

pmo

[fathom girder]

Lmao alright fair

[flat hound]

hot take: Scourge of the universe is kinda overrated

[naive ice]

Interludes are the best songs in the game, and if you disagree, you can go suck a big toe.

[fathom girder]

Finding a relatively clean big toe then brb

I'm a souls fan dw this is normal

[analog helm]

ok but
consider
different opinions from different people who are allowed to agree and disagree on different things

[flat hound]

kinda rare for ppl to consider that on the internet

[dry whale]

finally?

now you do vcmm.

[analog helm]

fair,,,,

[flat hound]

its honestly kinda sad

[naive ice]

I did it while playing Edeath

[dry whale]

okay?

[naive ice]

Look I’m fucking exhausted

[naive ice]

Is there a tier list for that?

[thorny glacier]

my music tier list. htp would be between tale and astral underground and septication between AS and workshop tier 6

[dry whale]

I think that answers your question

[analog helm]

the polite gentlepeoples of the calam ity shall unite and become nice and thoughtful /j

[naive ice]

Ah

[azure oak]

exo mechs theme will be peam trust

[analog helm]

poor, poor slime god/lh

[naive ice]

Alright, I’ll do that in my new playthrough! Hatsune Miku kills God!

[dry whale]

true..

[thorny glacier]

boring!!! 🥱 🥱 🥱 🥱 🥱

[analog helm]

awhhhh

[flat hound]

prov should be higher imo

[azure oak]

how dare you, return to slime is peak

[thorny glacier]

sorry!

[dry whale]

imo the only good dog theme is eulogy for the ego

the others are just okay

[flat hound]

frfr

[naive ice]

I’m going to FULLY listen to everything

[azure oak]

universal collapse definitely sounds better when following scourge of the universe rather than just being standalone

[naive ice]

Bro why are all the icons squished! I ain’t doing that

[flat hound]

nah

[dry whale]

true

[flat hound]

or yeah

i forgot wich one was wich

[dry whale]

the dog mix is actually pretty good

[flat hound]

hold on

[dry whale]

scourge is p1

collapse is p2

[flat hound]

yeah

[azure oak]

if only the exo mechs fight was better

[flat hound]

scourge of the universe is better than universal collapse imo

[analog helm]

draedon has the magical exo glue that glues ares to the top of your screen

[fathom girder]

I can't wait for an exo mech rework

[flat hound]

i bet he eats some of it too

[analog helm]

draedon asmr mukbang

cooking with draedon episode 25

[flat hound]

25 really is gonna be the calamity number now huh

like 413 to homestuck

[valid crypt]

22 and 25

[lean relic]

[raw falcon]

They should give ares hands tbh

[steep path]

22 is kinda funnier to me. maybe it's just how it flows off the tongue

And it's like. A quantity showing the scale of fuck up that happened in its respective incident if that makes sense lol

[fringe quiver]

:22:

I think 22 is funnier because like it's the original and it has the funny bee

25 is still pretty funny though

[hushed hazel]

22 is especially funny cause of how often it comes up

did you know that fab was 22 years old when he made cal

[spark kiln]

is that true

[dusk bronze]

31 - 9 is in fact 22

[spark kiln]

u say this like i know fabsol is 31

[hushed hazel]

he was pretty open about it

[spark kiln]

peak screenshot holy shit

[hushed hazel]

the same image

[spark kiln]

DUDE

I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SEND THAT

LOL

[lyric trellis]

This was so funny

[terse dew]

31

25

22

😨

[spark kiln]

31-25 = 22

[lyric trellis]

Then Jav with the funniest response ever of "happy late birthday"

[terse dew]

22+3 = 25. 25+6 = 31. Coincidence? I think not.

[hushed hazel]

coincidence? i think not.

[dusk bronze]

3+6 is 9

omg

[terse dew]

September is the 9th month

That must mean something will happen in September

[lyric trellis]

That's when Calamity is done

[terse dew]

31-22 = 9.

[lyric trellis]

September 2025

[hushed hazel]

that's when he returns

The New War

[terse dew]

Something happening in 9...

[lyric trellis]

Wyvern Element

[hushed hazel]

[terse dew]

22/2 = 11.

9/11? Maybe..?

🤔

[hushed hazel]

oh no

[terse dew]

Something must happen on September 11th.

[lyric trellis]

The world resets to 2001

[terse dew]

But what....

[halcyon seal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8xUuR7pGHA

shit right no embeds

Mr. Peanut on 09/11/2001 (All Known Clips)

[cobalt wharf]

what is this 😭

[hushed hazel]

seems pretty self explanatory

[spark kiln]

hes transpobic and 31

[hushed hazel]

he doesn't want to be seen as a 30 year old transphobe because he's 31

[spark kiln]

IM NOT A 30 YEAR OLD TRANSPHOBE WHAT THE FUCK WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT im 31

[fringe quiver]

im cheese

[hushed hazel]

chat is this real

[lyric trellis]

Hi cheese

[fringe quiver]

hi :D

[hazy ginkgo]

i am a bird

[terse dew]

I am Merkalto

[boreal edge]

🪤

[brave star]

Hello cheese the burger

[slate folio]

let's revive ploo

[torn kite]

Insane foreshadowing

[hushed hazel]

Disagree

[pseudo vector]

💀

[dusty tinsel]

So he is what 29/30 right now

[viral merlin]

Grandpa

[dusty tinsel]

Oh 31

[viral merlin]

Old man

[dusty tinsel]

He saw the dinosaurs

[viral merlin]

👴

[dusty tinsel]

Everyone older than me did

[thorny glacier]

Calamity is gonna be finished in 2031!🤯

[arctic cliff]

you'd genuinely think he was 16

[thorny glacier]

Not that surprising really :/
it’s funny how his downfall has become more clear in 2022 and the whole plot of 22 bullet theory and the age he started working on a mod align so perfectly together

number 22 is literal characteristic of calamity now 👁️ 👄 👁️

[plush carbon]

31*

[slate folio]

seethe

[thorny glacier]

why?

[slate folio]

the empire shall return to its former glory

[thorny glacier]

nah sorry

being dead is cooler

all the “kys” “jokes” don’t apply to you and… idk

[analog helm]

child of pluey

[slate folio]

we predicted pluey

[buoyant pulsar]

praise ploo

[brave star]

Worship ploo

[thorny glacier]

worshipping ploo

[analog helm]

i go to the ploo church to pray to the ploo every day

a ploorch one would call it

[thorny glacier]

the only cal god you should worship

[analog helm]

yharim stands no chance

he's blinded by his dee presshon anyway

[brave star]

Dededepression

[mystic eagle]

Scal gets defeated by the Melee Meta Knight

Also known as Galaxia

[arctic cliff]

wrong she gets defeated by the Brawl Meta Knight

you do not want to fight the Brawl Meta Knight

[mystic eagle]

What if she focusses the Whispering Maelstrom on herself

Get near her and get Sansed

[dull heart]

doesn't matter

brawl meta knight would win

Infinite dimensional cape

[brave star]

Brawl meta knight calamity addon when

[dull heart]

so uh

Y'know how smash added byleth

and how controversial it was

what are people's thoughts on byleth in smash

[arctic cliff]

i dunno i didnt play smash that much

what i do know is that in Guatemala some guy has a pizza restaurant where he cooks pizza... on a volcano

no seriously

[mystic eagle]

Ignoring "oh no, another Fire Emblem character" people, they're content with it

[naive ice]

Idgaf. I play ganondorf and falcon and refuse to play comp

[grave geyser]

I think the amount of people who cared about them before Mkl started doing well with them was a 3 digit number

[dull heart]

well

if byleth had not been added to smash

The DoG rework in 2.1 would not have happened

[grave geyser]

Awesome

Is this because of prob

[dull heart]

because I only reworked DoG due to the gilded Proboscis reowek

Yes

I used it on the dev build DoG (pre rework) and

actually had fun

it gave me a vision for how to make the fight good with minimal changes

[naive ice]

[dull heart]

so yes, @rare tinsel this means that true melee directly caused DoG to become good

[rare tinsel]

yippeeee!!!

[steep path]

Playstyle wise my opinion is like
They alright I think

[rare tinsel]

i'm so fucking

YEAH

[dull heart]

gilded proboscis on it's way to make DoG a good fight

[stone zephyr]

im very excited for next calamity update

makes me wanna play it rather than infernum again

[mystic eagle]

Byleth**

DoG rework crafting tree

Fire Emblem + Loss of Money = Fire Emblem Awakening
Fire Emblem Awakening + Profit = More Fire Emblem Games
More Fire Emblem Games + Money = Fire Emblem Three Houses
Fire Emblem Three Houses + Main Protagonist = Byleth
Byleth + Popularity = Invitation to SSBU
SSBU + Moveset = Byleth Side Special
Byleth Side Special + Gilded Proboscis = Gilded Probiscis Rework
Gilded Proboscis Rework + The Devourer of Gods = DoG rework

[halcyon seal]

Very unique FE character honestly

[halcyon seal]

Opening infinite craft rn

[late eagle]

Very Fargo's

[drowsy reef]

I think female Byleth is one of my least favorite character designs ever

[terse dew]

byleth is peak

[drowsy reef]

She’s designed to be eye candy for the player over everything else and sacrifices pretty much everything to do that

Makes no sense for the setting or her backstory at all

Looks horrible

What the hell is with the maid collar

[mossy sapphire]

yoshi main here uwu

[drowsy reef]

Implements materials that should not be a thing in the setting by any metric

Bug eyes

[mossy sapphire]

yoshi is goated

[drowsy reef]

Armor directly on bare skin

High heels

[mossy sapphire]

yoshi slander will not be tolerated

[mystic eagle]

She put on more make up than I ever did

[drowsy reef]

Like male Byleth’s design isn’t amazing but it’s serviceable and not an egregiously awful trainwreck of crashing design elements

[halcyon seal]

I like female byleth way better than male byleth personally

Like male Byleth is, almost cool

But he just isn’t

It’s the hair to me

[mossy sapphire]

speaking of which why are there two genders

[drowsy reef]

Female Byleth on the other hand is aggressively uncool

[arctic cliff]

suddenly reminds me of orologia's human forms from granblue fantasy

[mossy sapphire]

is it something choosable in her home game

[drowsy reef]

Because Awakening sold well so we must have avatars in every game now

[halcyon seal]

Choose a gender for your main character

[arctic cliff]

we do not talk about the female orologia design

[mystic eagle]

Bro stole Shulk's hair and dyed it blue

[mossy sapphire]

yup that's what I thought

[halcyon seal]

Considering it’s granblue I’d expect the male design to be way more egregious

[inner thunder]

guys what if the calamity devs added a new underwater lake biome under the desert

[mossy sapphire]

this is why you should stop maining byleth and become yoshi main

[arctic cliff]

the male design is actually good and conveys their character well

female design? anthrbjhekalnmvnkwlaesmrgakeszrglamk

[halcyon seal]

I don’t main byleth

[mossy sapphire]

whoa holy shit yes amazing

[halcyon seal]

I main Pythra

Well realistically I don’t main anyone because I don’t play ult anymore

But I did main pythra originally

[mystic eagle]

Sacrifice all your belongings to Hylia and main Link instead

[mossy sapphire]

no

the yoshi's stampede cannot be stopped

[terse dew]

Incineroar

[mystic eagle]

Me when I play Xenoblade 2 and literally use Pythra for 80% of the game

Mythra is the better one

[mossy sapphire]

driving in my car right after a beer

[halcyon seal]

I need to play a Xenoblade some day

[mossy sapphire]

hey that bump is shaped like a deer

[halcyon seal]

Everyone I know either says it’s dogshit if it’s the best thing they have ever played in their life

[mystic eagle]

The Lighnting Chariot can not be stopped

[halcyon seal]

And if my friends are polarized on it that’s how I KNOW it’s good

[mossy sapphire]

dui? how about you d i e ?

I'll go a hundred miles

an hour

little do you know

I filled up on gas

imma get your fountain making ass

pulverize this fuck

with my bergentrück

it seems you're out of luck

t r u c k

[mystic eagle]

Play the numbered games in order and X as the last

[mystic eagle]

Xenoblade 1 Definitive Edition only references 1 thing from Xenoblade 2
Xenoblade 2 heavily explains a plot point from 1
Xenoblade 3 has a ton of info from 1 and 2
Xenoblade X Definitive Edition has all 3

[halcyon seal]

Got it, gonna remember that when I LEGALLY ACQUIRE them

[mystic eagle]

I beat Xenoblade 2 2 days ago, I bought it little more than a week ago.

Good game except Dark Beast Ganon jrpg form

[wicked lotus]

Still can't get to play X DE (not enough money), but watched xeno 1 (again, no money) and played 2 and 3 (+future connected).
Peak story, 2 definitely needs a DE though

[dull heart]

I main both byleth and pyra

[buoyant pulsar]

byleth is one of my favorite characters fr

i havent played smash in so long but

i remember really loving hitting tippers with the f smash

also down b is hilarious and great

idk byleth is rad i love them

you should add a whipsword to calamity :3

[pine vortex]

Fuck it

Just add sephiroths sword too. We've already got cloud's

[dull heart]

I am thinking about it

[dull heart]

true

I use it to twoframe and edgeguard

[buoyant pulsar]

i usually use it off ledge

also roll reading is fun

i mostly played ridley

hitting aerial skewers is a ton of fun

[silver stratus]

So did calamity add any new endgame content

I havent played in a while

[pine vortex]

If the last time you played was when exo mechs and scal were the final bosses, then no nothing new was added to endgame

[silver stratus]

No new weapons with shadowspec or miracle matter?

[pine vortex]

Not that I'm aware of, I recently got back into calamity with the last time I played being before exo mechs were a thing

[silver stratus]

[dusty tinsel]

They have been working on an update for a while

I don't know how much endgame stuff it has (outside of reworks of certain stuff), but it's got the sunken sea overhaul

Well part of it at least

[lapis oak]

Omg you gonna do it???

Doze always saves the day

[dusk bronze]

what's big rip

is it the atoc right click

[lapis oak]

Ye

CHANGELOGS

LETS GOOOOO

[dusk bronze]

YO WHAT

[lapis oak]

GOOD DAY

[brave star]

CHANGELOGSSS YUMMY CHANGELOGS

tastes like pizza

[lapis oak]

BOSS DROPS are now SHIMMER into each other????

Fucking BIG

[dusk bronze]

PEAK

calamity loot swap dead in a ditch

[molten grove]

finally

[silk terrace]

hi changelogs

[cobalt wharf]

hi

[orchid finch]

Dlc loot bag recipes are now dead

(weren't there plans to remove them anyway or smth)

[cobalt wharf]

nothing really here tbh

i don’t get why you’d turn snow ruffian into ranger unless it’s being reworked

cuz it would just be objectively worse fossil

[hard copper]

[dusk bronze]

removed blood sample and rotten matter

oh glorious day how i've waited for you

[summer shore]

Holy shit dartguns rework

[orchid finch]

What

[dull heart]

what

[hard copper]

What is this? The scaling formula?

[summer shore]

wait not dartgun

flareguns rework

[dull heart]

Yeah

[orchid finch]

Average Altraxia L

[hard copper]

Sweet

[stuck kite]

ten thousand formulaes

[frigid crow]

Huge W patch notes

[hard copper]

Added the crabby patty formula

[silk terrace]

i said it before but changelogs have been slow because so much of what is being worked on rn is the larger scale projects, that's also why these changes are pretty small

[summer shore]

Can a man not be excited

[dull heart]

yeah

[stuck kite]

relevant

[brave star]

Added the Kiriwhite to calamity

[stuck kite]

that's the formula

[orchid finch]

You can as long as that doesn't cause confusion

[silk terrace]

the switch was mostly for rogue, but snow ruffian got buffs to be competitive with fossil

[dusk bronze]

bruh it's not that serious

[dull heart]

687, 694, 696, and 699 peak

[orchid finch]

Can a man not troll another man

[dull heart]

-# I am biased

[orchid finch]

I know what you did there doze

[dull heart]

what

[summer shore]

Finally more defined rarities

[desert path]

oh my god changelogs yay

[boreal edge]

Snow Ruffian is strictly better than Fossil

[dusk bronze]

other news fucking uhh storms before the catastrophes is gonna be moved to retiered ravager apparently

source: vcmmcord

[dull heart]

huh

[pine vortex]

I assume the removal of blood sample and rotten matter will mean new recipes for the items that previously required them?

[dull heart]

Only for the spawn items

[cobalt wharf]

i think it makes more sense to remove ruffian instead

[dull heart]

Everything else was just removed

[dusk bronze]

change 693

[dull heart]

since everything else was a hive/perf drop

[lyric trellis]

They’re just boss drop crafts besides the spawners yeah

[cobalt wharf]

kinda a ??? armor set and even worse when it’s used for a class that only needs damage and crit buffs

when you have metal armors with stats added and a vanilla armor already

[stuck kite]

spawn items deadass just use aerialite which i find hilarious

but it is a substitute

[dusk bronze]

lol

[lyric trellis]

Makes sense

[stuck kite]

bloody and aerialitey worm food

[cobalt wharf]

why do the spawn items need a tierlock rlly

[dusk bronze]

yeah that's weird

cus like
polter doesn't do that

[cobalt wharf]

even if they do then can’t the boss just drop them directly or something

[pine vortex]

Oh interesting, I didn't realize all of that were drops

[orchid finch]

I imagine it's for the time being

[cobalt wharf]

referring to the time being

i still don’t think they need a tierlock lol

[late eagle]

CHANGELOGS YOOOOOO

[lyric trellis]

Well Polter’s normal spawn method is terrible

[stuck kite]

idk i hoped you enjoyed waiting for cysts

[lyric trellis]

Killing 30 enemies each time

[junior egret]

very out of the loop here, whats with rotten matter and blood samples getting removed? are they just getting replaced in recipe by the vanilla stuff?

[dusk bronze]

true

[stuck kite]

okay well

[dull heart]

They were literally only used to craft boss drops

[dusk bronze]

they're completely worthless

[dull heart]

and the boss spawners

the spawners were moved to Aerialite

[main estuary]

rogue early game armor progression on its way to be less annoying 🔥

[stuck kite]

polter spawner already requires killing phantom spirits

[junior egret]

gotcha gotcha

makes sense

[stuck kite]

evils 2 spawners dont require killing cysts

i think thats the logic

[dull heart]

make cysts drop the spawners clearly

[orchid finch]

:5head:

[dull heart]

5% chance each cyst

[oblique escarp]

I don't get it

[grave geyser]

aquatic heart ass obtainment method

[dusk bronze]

5% crit chance

[stuck kite]

old borean strider spawner type move where the spawn item just raises the cyst spawn rate

[orchid finch]

In exchange, cysts don't spawn the boss and they're just useless

[stuck kite]

idk

[dull heart]

Spawner spawns a cyst

Instead of the boss

[dusk bronze]

actually could work

[lapis oak]

Make the cyst appear after player's wakes

[pine vortex]

Does this mean evil2 is confirmed to be post ml now? Or is that still up in the air

[dull heart]

no

this literally just means that they no longer drop the useless materials

[cobalt wharf]

isn’t this the same update where they’re adding an anahita spawner for some reason or is that somehow post anahita

[lapis oak]

So now we don't miss them anymore

[orchid finch]

How would that even confirm that

[oblique escarp]

how were they useless though?

[orchid finch]

It is post

[orchid finch]

Cause they're used in boss drops and spawner items?

[thick coyote]

There was a rev life regen cap ???

[dusk bronze]

only crafted the boss weapon drops

[orchid finch]

Boss drops

[dull heart]

They only crafted the items that also dropped from the boss

[atomic bay]

calamity is healing.,.,.,

[orchid finch]

Which are meant to drop from bosses

[dull heart]

and then the boss spawners

[orchid finch]

Oh and the

Oh yeah what about the gfb Draedon

[cobalt wharf]

also why did only calamity bosses get shimmer loot swap

[dull heart]

wasn't that bloody vein

not blood sample

[cobalt wharf]

why exclude vanilla duke eol etc from that

[orchid finch]

Blood sample

[thick coyote]

Wonder if i ever griefed a loadout

[slate folio]

Holy shit

[thick coyote]

Since i didnt know

[slate folio]

All of the fabsolian changes got removed

[orchid finch]

I remember clearly as I spawned it once the update dropped

[stuck kite]

bloody vein was the way god intended

[slate folio]

Let's fucking go

[stuck kite]

(fandom)

[cobalt wharf]

you can’t just call everything you don’t like fabsolian 😭

[dull heart]

bloody tear

[oblique escarp]

anyways still waiting for the calamitas vanity set to get resprited to be more like Scal's current sprite

[dull heart]

clearly

[orchid finch]

[oblique escarp]

I shall slowly wait

[dull heart]

have I already said what I did to wulfrum knife

[orchid finch]

Tbf it's easier to obtain than the vein

[dull heart]

Idr

[molten grove]

idk man, that was the mindset with like the first 10 changes lol

[stuck kite]

to be fair most of those are fabsolian

[slate folio]

most of the reverted/removed features were from fabsol

[cobalt wharf]

i don’t thin fabsol was going to bat for blood samples

[stuck kite]

the pyramid swap, boss rush ai, bloodletting servant

most doesn't mean all silly

[oblique escarp]

what even is the bloodletting servant?

[dull heart]

Master EoC servant

[dusk bronze]

cool now remove emerald and sapphire crown jewels

[dull heart]

nope

[cobalt wharf]

wandering eye but red

[pine vortex]

I don't think so

[stuck kite]

yeah the food drops too

[oblique escarp]

legit just though it was a wandering eye lol

[stuck kite]

those were fabsolian

[cobalt wharf]

food drop revert is awesome

that one’s real

[dusk bronze]

mhm

[orchid finch]

[grave geyser]

whats with the despawn change btw

[orchid finch]

Basically
No more enrage

[thick coyote]

Mod compatabikity probably

[stuck kite]

malice mode apparition

[dull heart]

well wulfrum knife is now a hybrid rogue weapon so

[cobalt wharf]

revert to random change made to vanilla bosses where everything enrages instead of despawning

[dull heart]

Have fun

[boreal edge]

That was malicious

[stuck kite]

literally

[oblique escarp]

is this going to happen btw?

[inner thunder]

these changes are very interesting

[orchid finch]

What do you mean hybrid

[stuck kite]

the reason those bosses enrage was so that malice mode could legally call itself "puts every bosses in their enraged form"

[lyric trellis]

Malice mode is finally dead oh no!

[dull heart]

I mean hybrid spam and stealth

[stuck kite]

eoc would've never had an enrage weren't it for malice

[orchid finch]

Sounds curious

[oblique escarp]

oh no, malice is dead

how devastating

[dull heart]

wulfrum knife also makes stealth way less aghhh to play with early game

[thick coyote]

XD?

[brazen siren]

how long have i yearn for changelog

[orchid finch]

Years

Rise, my child, for your prayers have been answered

[brazen siren]

toggleable mastermode and expert is a super cool qol ngl

[hard copper]

Yeah they are great

[flat folio]

🥳

[cobalt wharf]

iban kinda cooked when he said “wulfrum knives will deal numerically less damage on stealth strikes”

[dull heart]

what

They still do more on stealth strikes

[stuck kite]

let there be less damage

[hard copper]

Wulfrum controller defensive mode sounds better than brittle star ngl

[stuck kite]

im pretty sure there used to be a stealth demultiplier

[dull heart]

did we remove that in dev oh

I see

[stuck kite]

i think we killed it though

[boreal edge]

I mean even then it still numerically did more damage

[stuck kite]

as the world intended

[terse dew]

I have an idea for a new difficulty called malice mode

[oblique escarp]

sounds shit

[lyric trellis]

Wasn’t Wulfrum Knife stealth busted on release or was that spam

[grave geyser]

meh

[dull heart]

legendary rev should be named malice

[grave geyser]

1 regen for 1 def

[dull heart]

Yeah

[grave geyser]

its like

[dull heart]

It was

[grave geyser]

fine

[dull heart]

Rover Drive synergy

[grave geyser]

how could I forget

nerf rover clearly

[dull heart]

Also I buffed that synergy

[lapis oak]

I fucking love regen

[dull heart]

So it actually does something

[lapis oak]

Busted

[stuck kite]

yummy controller regen

[cobalt wharf]

why are we leaning into the brittle star gimmick now

[inner thunder]

wdym

rover drive buff???

[orchid finch]

Legend Death smh

[grave geyser]

...is rover at least nerfed

[cobalt wharf]

where you get to give yourself defense at zero cost on non summoner and at a massive cost as summoner

[dull heart]

also! Controller can be targeted on allies

[stuck kite]

erm rover drive got nerfed actually

[inner thunder]

NERFED?

[dull heart]

also

[inner thunder]

NOOOO

[dull heart]

I haven't done it yet

[inner thunder]

WHY

[grave geyser]

thank god

[inner thunder]

my beloved rover drive

[dull heart]

But defensive wulfrum drone will get summon penalty

[inner thunder]

so broken

[dull heart]

So will brittle star defense

[brazen siren]

"684 - Reverted all Master Mode enemy nerfs."
Is there anylist to check what have changed?
maybe ill just wiki

[inner thunder]

guys don't trust John he's nerfing Corinth prime on dog

[orchid finch]

Doze that's not "can" that's "will be able to"

[grave geyser]

1984

[dull heart]

No that's can

Current in public

[stiff light]

flare rework 🥹

[orchid finch]

But you literally said it's not finished yet?

[dull heart]

That's been a feature for years

[orchid finch]

Was it for something else?

[lapis oak]

Other classes damage I suppose

Not summoner damage

[orchid finch]

Oh what

That's interesting

[dull heart]

No

The defense

Will be lowered by summon penalty

[grave geyser]

-1 per
tragic

[lapis oak]

Oh the dense and regen

[lapis oak]

I see

[summer shore]

You can hold right click near another player and the drones will heal that player

[oblique escarp]

is the calamitous vanity set going to be resprited pls I have to know

[inner thunder]

what about brittle star staff?

[dull heart]

yrs

It will too

[grave geyser]

unless penalty is 50

[inner thunder]

NOOO

[grave geyser]

in which case

[inner thunder]

AAAAA

[grave geyser]

shit out of luck

[inner thunder]

remove warding while you're at it

[plain mantle]

fish bowl buff!!!!

[orchid finch]

Shows that I've never played multiplayer

[lyric trellis]

Mostly this on every enemy I think

[brazen siren]

thank you!

[grave geyser]

fish bowl buff after all its synergies are dead

[stuck kite]

🐟

[inner thunder]

just buff ark of the cosmos tree

[boreal edge]

🎣

[brazen siren]

mastermode in the next update will actually be hard this time ig

[inner thunder]

and also buff ranger exo prism weapons

[cobalt wharf]

make actually cool water effects instead of just “stats increased while in water” !!!

[inner thunder]

you saying master rn isn't hard

[dull heart]

4 to 3 is a notable downgrade

[grave geyser]

it is

[lyric trellis]

Clearly need to keep Aquatic Emblem at 50 def

[grave geyser]

is the regen somehow effected

0.5 to 0.25

incredible

[inner thunder]

it shouldn't be

[dull heart]

nothing yet

[brazen siren]

i must admit
getting resources early game is way harder than endgame bosses

[dull heart]

But I will figure that when I get there

[grave geyser]

see, you get it

[lapis oak]

Still free defense with multiclass armor

[stuck kite]

trade offer

[dull heart]

Yeah but you give up a damage minion

It's not free

It has opportunity cost

[grave geyser]

its basically what it was prebuff
and +9 for free is still good

[lapis oak]

Damage? Pffft

[inner thunder]

now you need to buff terraprisma to counteract this nerf

[boreal edge]

Well, also the defense boost becomes less effective the more defense you have

[grave geyser]

honestly with that change do you really need the innitial brittle nerf

[cobalt wharf]

kill all free damage minions on other classes

[grave geyser]

huh?

[halcyon seal]

Ooh, Snow Ruffian and Desert Prowler got swapped

[cobalt wharf]

😇

[halcyon seal]

Pretty neat

[inner thunder]

idek why

[lyric trellis]

Kill all minions got it

[summer shore]

It just makes sense

[plain mantle]

otherwise we get double ranged desert set

[stuck kite]

summoner is now a whip class

[inner thunder]

i guess

[summer shore]

Desert prowler is a burst damage armor it fits perfectly with stealth rogue

[halcyon seal]

…wait, the pharaoh set couldn’t spawn in pyramids?

[dull heart]

Yes

[inner thunder]

not in cal

[cobalt wharf]

wasn’t brittle getting buffed to 5 defense before defense cull was decided on or something dumb

[inner thunder]

change 692 is the best thing I've ever seen

[dull heart]

idk

[stuck kite]

pharaoh set has been replaced with amber hook ever since whenever it was put there in 1.3 days

[inner thunder]

the most beautiful change

golem nerf

[cobalt wharf]

15 free defense for every class 🔥

[inner thunder]

real

it was

[dull heart]

Y'all sleeping on 694

[stuck kite]

yeah its time to equip fish bowl to prevent icarus folly

[plain mantle]

it's peak

[stuck kite]

said no one ever btw

[inner thunder]

if I'm wearing a fish bowl and I'm on duke fishron mount

[grave geyser]

technically not free since you dont have a damage minion but yeah

[inner thunder]

am I getting the damage buff?

[grave geyser]

funny

[inner thunder]

and movmeent

[lyric trellis]

Return of nohit water arenas

[inner thunder]

WAIT

does it proc fishron wings movmenrtM

?

[dull heart]

This is literally what prompted me to do this

[spare furnace]

damn so boss rush is just gonna lose what little uniqueness it had in the next update? damn might cheat my way though it now (this belonged in spoiler not cal talk imo)

[dull heart]

Those don't give a buff

Those just ignore water physv

[plain mantle]

boss rush is a mess already

[inner thunder]

damn

[distant raft]

boss rush was just recycled malice ai iirc

[inner thunder]

well

[halcyon seal]

Reworked Firestorm Cannon
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[lapis oak]

Boss rush is bad

[inner thunder]

what about fishron mount

[hard copper]

Is aquatic emblem getting nerfed?

[inner thunder]

i was sad aswell

[grave geyser]

uhhh I dont think thats true

[tall viper]

Wrong the most beautiful change is malice finally being fucking dead 😭

[inner thunder]

firestorm cannon with Luxor's gift is stupidly overpowered

[dull heart]

Uhh I forgot to check

[grave geyser]

I seem to remember you actively being faster in water than not

[lapis oak]

Why no? It was so boring

[halcyon seal]

The fish bowl change sounds very funny

[halcyon seal]

Boring? Sure, but I loved it

[inner thunder]

try it with Luxor's gift

[halcyon seal]

It’s fine to have boring weapons like it imo

[lapis oak]

Nah

[plain mantle]

this guy gets it

[stuck kite]

firestorm cannon rework doesnt change much

[cobalt wharf]

there’s like 2 bools for wetness i think and every item uses different ones it’s weird

[lapis oak]

Both boring and dull looking

[inner thunder]

huge news for the 3 ranger players

[dull heart]

Wiki just says

[grave geyser]

huh

[misty wren]

#suggestions-voting message it finally happened

[spare furnace]

at this point might as well remove boss rush and have the terminus have xeroc say "wrath of the gods must be installed, if you want to unlock the full power of this artifact" or something

[stuck kite]

it shoots even faster! or slower depending on how it feels

[lapis oak]

A boring weapon can be interesting when it looks pretty, not this one

[inner thunder]

use it with blue flares and Luxor's

[plain mantle]

thank fuck we killed the third evil material in pre-hm