#calamity-update-talk
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Did they lose their name perms
baffling that stained, brutal calamity has only half the listen count at 5th despite being the most demanded
granted it’s only spotify but still
Breaking news: World War III started over calamity developers replacing "Roar of the Jungle Dragon"
The rejection part would only affect intruders
On the outside
People who are welcome are not affected
sadly auric doesnt abide by vampire rules
Auric Vampire when
viscount found consuming yharon’s soul what happened next is shocking
what's the track they could get away with cutting/replacing the most tbh
maybe an astral boss
the dog glazing is too strong
Fly of beelzebub imo
Unlikely
moderately likely
most boss themes would get you murdered
okay, the step below hell...?
And Heaven's Hell-Sent Abomination is 1.5
biome themes makes sense because it's for biome not boss
both those are way more liked than murderswarm
what
you combined the two names
ah
it's in catalyst tho
biome themes genereally have less views overall
cosmic disgust 
Camper rework when? 
never
the only song in the mod currently that just doesn't work for the boss is pest of the cosmos imo
I'm gonna check the highest viewed biome and lowest viewers boss
im surprised tale of a cruel world is popular but pleasantly surprised
wait qhar
its such a frantic theme for a boss that isn't that frantic
honestly yea
That can change
i've fought my fair share of astrum deus lately and the vibes aren't there
i think it's more elegant than frantic
Return of super sonic speed 10 worms
until the astral infection update i did think that the astral themes were the weakest dokuro-produced songs in the ost
Its not franctic is elegant
the new astral themes and aureus' theme were big improvements
heaven's hell-sent gift always felt... idk unfinished?
i'd be inclined to agree yeah
like radioactive
Hadopelagic Pressure and The Heaven-Sent Abomination is 2.6M
Third place goes to Treasures Within The Abomination at 2M
For biomes
Wait
his playlist doesn't have sanctuary
uhh
lo
thats sunken sea right?
yuh
yea its weird
Sanctuary has 2M as well
biome themes naturally get a lot less views than boss themes
obviously hydrothermo is really new
corrosion! has 1.2m :(
wow i never noticed just how much more popular tier 4 is
tier 4 blew the fuck up
deserved tbf
kinda scary that it got so popular lmao
and this also has half a million views somehow
i like ensemble of fools cause im a fool lmao
bc it slaps duh
cause its awesome
Draedon motif slaps
boss track… almost
but the comment
signal received is unironically something ive listened to in my free time
some comments are funny to read
fair enough
you can also find hell torture there
Those comments at the bottom 😨
its like digging through a trash can
yyyyyeah then you get the people being assholes lol
sometimes there's some valuable stuff
Thanks google
most of the time its trash
@rough cedar
PEA
honestly I've yet to really get a bad comment
🫛
noice
bru
this one gave me an aneyurism trying to understand it
plus they appear to not be a native speaker
How u know that
their username
i can go to each video and give a mean comment :D
I think it's in russian
i will call you poopyhead
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
just call them poopyhead here
hmm
YouTube comments are awesome
not the same
what type of pasta would yharim eat
To hit like and subscribe
Press that bell
pasta in the shape of dragons
possibility of it being an ai comment increases by 2% the more i look at it
That scares me
one billion commas to youtube
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
,ever,y, n,ow, com,ma,s
85% of the gilded proboscis viewers found the video through discord wow
unsurprising
loool
jockington shall infect all
no
c,,,o,,,,,,m,,,,,,m,,,,a,,,p,,,,,,,h,,,,,o,,,,,b,,,,,,,e,,,,,,,,s,,,,,,,,-,,,,,cease!
Mouse for gamers
Mi mejor BRISKET
???
linus jumpscare
Sounds like from your subscribers
total randomness achieved
line is
The audio is scuffed
Calamity players who hate change
Not sorry
WAIT LOL
?????
So sad Calamity is only allowed to have one or the other, world would explode otherwise
18-34 year old men are the only people who watch you
all of them
nuh uh
i'm nonbinary
1.2% of them are subscribed
well it says 100% is male so
sorry Google has spoken

non binary people when Calamitas drops veHEmence and not veTHEYmence:
If I click the video it will add to the 65+ category
That's just what happens when you go to the beach
the pfp is before the beach happened
the beach hasnt happened yet
PLEASE
i kinda get the impression dokuro reached a point in his compositions where he didn't know what to do with the subject, so he just threw something out that sounded good on its own. could be part of why toxic wisdom sounds so half-hearted
We doing music psychoanalysis
☹️
Ok?
if i'm a composer and i'm told to make a fight theme for a great and mysterious god of the stars, what am i supposed to do with the fact it's an abstract metal laser worm?
I kind of get the impression merkalto reached a point in among us where he didn't know what to do as the imposter. So he just killed randomly in med bay because it's a classic trick. Could be why merkalto got voted out...
how do you fit music with both the thematic foundation of providence and her fight being really fast-paced and cluttered
she doesn't really play like what her lore suggests she is at all
and so on
he was very sus sus
cal devs trying to include all cal songs that dokuro made 🏃➡️
i mean if we take out any dokuro song people will riot so
yeah that's the thing
probably true
dokuro tracks could be absolutely no fit whatsoever to their new fights but you wouldn't be safe to do anything about that
it's a ball and chain on calamity's leg
I mean back when Pest of the Cosmos was made, it was the 9 worms swarm fight, also this apparently lol
yyyyyeah
I think it's fine to use them elsewhere if needed
...or are people gonna mad at this
i would have thought that POTC would have been part of the astral ost overhaul, but i guess it never got reworked
i mean there's a group of people who are upset r'lyeh got replaced by hydrothermophobia
horrible taste in art>:(
is it even existant on layer 4
i thought rlyeh was fine and well but i've come to prefer hydrothermophobia
or 3
literally this yes
its still in a music box
mine is the only correct taste iirc
so its not gone forever
😊
you wont be missed, r’lyeh
okie dokie :3
if i'm reading this right, dokuro made PotC's structure go all over the place because the boss isn't coherent either
i think you need ban for wrong opinion
same will happen with the acid rain themes once tyeski gets around to finishing off and releasing the videos for the new acid rain themes
yay<3
Agreed, why does an abyss theme have constant hi hat tapping
The old theme was much better at creating atmosphere

sharing the abyss motif with the other layers makes the whole biome more cohesive, at least
and i think the hi-hat rhythm actually creates tension to a degree
I miss rlyeh though
i wanted to create a sense of tension when you're getting that deep
like you don't know what you're getting yourself into
it's not the kind of unease that says something is incoming, it's the kind that says the abyss just keeps getting deeper and darker and emptier
it can be hard to stick transitional content into an existing content structure, but i think you nailed it with HTP
Sometimes I forget that layer 3 was reworked to be hydrothermal themed instead of just layer 4 lite
New theme makes more sense when I think about it
on the first listen i was constantly scared it would get more intense
but it thankfully never did
Rlyeh really worked when it was just abyss gravel and void stone
i'm glad people like my calamity work lol
because i'm always at least a bit nervous about whether people will like my stuff
i feel pretty bad for you with respect to boss rush music
Sorry if I made it sound like I didn’t, htp is good and boss rush theme slaps
The only reason why I even do boss rush to be honest
all good dw lol
wouldn't want to be in the position of making five tracks all with dokuro's fidelity standards, all similar to each other, yet each getting more intense and complex
especially when the thing they play for is an absolute slopfest that nobody cares about
my point is you're doing good
🤫
It may have been more eerie sounding but the new one is better and more consistent, and the hihat tapping is cool
Fits for the very volcanic vibe of the layer 3 as well
Speaking of calamity music, the only themes I have yet to hear for the tier list in game is the boss rush stuff
Ryleh was made for the old layer 3 which was just a wierd layer 2 and 4 mix
So soon my tier list shall be COMPLETE
the only give away i'll give for the next song i'm dropping is that it'll be part of the ost, just not ingame
encore
Ryleh is a very good song, but every time I listened to it when I descended into the abyss I felt like the song didn't fit with the others
And that made me very uncomfortable haha
i-its not like I want c-calamity to update or anything... baka... stupid...
Ryleh is pretty good when you consider it separately from the abyss songs
It was meant to be a placeholder iirc but people liked it so they kept it
I’m glad the new theme has the abyss motif and rlyeh is a music box at least
Please explode😔
explodes like a tsundere
That would be gore of our favorite comfort character
Draedon just starts moonwalking in the background while you fight yharim in a musical dance battle
friday night funkin boss fight
Garbo will have to watch aureus die over and over for 24 hours straight
yharim shows up
minute long opening monologue
health bar appears at the bottom of your screen
BUT WAIT
KING SLIME SHOWS UP
HE DOESNT HAVE THE NINJA ANYMORE
I would kill him before he even starts his monologue
Don't be monologuing near me I will disrespect you
I doubt he would monologue.
If he started monologuing he would be caught lacking
Yharim will likely want his wish for an honourable 1 v 1 duel.
Broken hero turned tyrant.
pull up to yharim with a giant mirror and an exoskeleton behind me
yeah 1v1 me now fucker
He could probably destroy that exoskeleton.
Yharim is wearing an exoskeleton basically though
His auric armor is basically that
Last I checked, it's a god killing bodysuit.
Yah and it's an exoskeleton basically he lives in it 😂
Why are you laughing...?
Not really
Yharim's armor isn't like life support robot suit
It's just armor
Really damn strong armor with enhancements but it's still just armor
unless imisunderstood
in which case mb gang
I don't even know I know it used to be a life suit lol
Buffed by Draedon's exotech + full Auric empowerment?
also yeah i can definitely see yharim monologuing
back to the original point, KING SLIME EATS YHARIM
If yharim starts monologuing just stab him and go bro you got caught lacking
He would only monologue in the beginning, in terms of introduction.
2nd phase where yharim loses his shit and goes on a full on rant about how you were supposed to be his sucessor after you go "nuh uh"
The guy should be no pushover, beyond dangerous and more than capable.
Oh he is
We are likely his equal, at this point.
He doesn't have the magic we do, but he doesn't need it to fight
That magic of his is stupid broken.
I mean i'm pretty sure Yharim can use magic to some extent
Yharim's crystal
He's more of a melee guy tho yeah
big sword man
it is gonna be weird to have scal not be the final boss bc like
Melee definitely.
she literally is called calamit||as||y
if i played thorium and i fought a guy named thorium id think that was the final boss
i hope yharim loses his sword and then just starts beating the shit out of you with his ahnds
on like a phase 2
I really want Yharim to be a boss a lot more difficult than the Mutant from Fargo's.
Mutant boss is like projectile hell lol
that's a horrible idea
i do wonder how a melee focused boss would work out tho
i cant really think of any off the top of my head
isn't mutant widely considered one of the hardest tmod bosses or something
that seems like too much
That sounds like a series of generational rage quits
mutant isnt that hard to me, but he is def very hard for the average player
calamity isn't trying to be like the hardest mod ever or smth
it's moved past that
yharim should b definitely a hard fight since its the final boss tho yeah
What would you consider he be, then, if not a melee hell?
i don't think those are the only two options
I know the original plan was for him to borrow some inspiration from Senator Armstrong from Mgrr and I forgot the other guys name from ultra kill lol
I mean the whole stardust Za wardo thing doesn't even work on him right?
again, how do you make a melee boss
like genuine question
i feel like ram dashes fuck them over
They ram dash back at you.
I imagine he'd be really fast yeah
it doesnt work on any of eridanus, abomination, or mutant
With no cooldown.
it's just endgame souls bosses in general
It would look ridiculously dangerous.
But then how does one hit him. Specifically true melee players
ok actually how big would yharim be relative to the player
because if hes like, the size of cultist
A little bigger probably
man that would be annoying
The guy has killed gods who probably have range when he doesn't like to use range he has to be fast to get them
Mfs just be moving in stopped time at some point
I mean there's ways
what true melee weapons even exist post-yharon pre-shadowspec
He is taller than the player by about a block
You can just make him slow down a bit when he's not attacking (Look at minos prime from ultrakill) or you can add opportunities for the player to stun or daze him in some way such as parrying his attacks or something
Dunno if parrying his attacks speciifcally would work but yg wim
sounsd about right
Yharim getting stopped from moving at Mach fuck when I parry him with a copper shortsword
yharim, also known as the nameless king from dark souls 3, is a boss in the calamity mod that can be challenged in
Dragon Rage would be one.
uahrim isn't a boss hypnos will be
oh i forgot about dragon rage
i have been given divine insight from the exosphere
I am drop kicking you into the sun
i will eat the sun
mylorde shant let such a thing transpire
Why am I imagining incattus speak with a lisp, almost like a stickler?
Yharim will only allow ranged players beat him
i actually called mr calamity and he told me that yharim is getting swapped with yharul
For some reason I'm imagining him on a cobblestone path
hes my oc you wouldnt know him
Yharim is already in the game what are you talking about
Mage and summoner players in despair
no, im the lorde
Rogues flabbergasted
thats not yharim
for he is THE BRAIN, THE NEURON, AND THE HOLY 👼 SLUDGE
Ranged attacks therefore mage and some summons work
Wdym clearly this is yharim
But melee can't hurt him
im the lorde i told you
this is an image of me
speaking of which please delete that
I think that Yharim might play like his YOMI Hustle iteration, against us.
i value my privacy
That would look absolutely badass.
Whazzat
a bad game, hope this helps
Stick figure 2D fighting game. Creativity is endless.
It's also turn based.
Interesting
Very interesting
How endless is it?
Endless enough to add THIS GUY IN:
Who Spamton?
i remember fighting ozz with yharim even though he knows more about yharim in yomi hustle than anyone
unsurprisingly he whooped my ass
Curious.
Hmm
CD met his match
Also how’s them tunes
I have never played yomi so
Me neither
if the contest was who knows more about byleth in smash
I would lose to very few people
john ellipsis
WHAT FRAME IS BYLETH'S FAIR, GO
13
it's exactly fast enough to plat drop buffer FF fair and land perfectly when it comes out
wait no
Bair is 13
Fair is 12
shit theyre good
ngl my framedata specifically is rusty I haven't touched it in like 3 years
I love that the smash player in me can decode this with no issues
good
Years of melee has brain rotted me
I should write out the Pyra zero to death in just like
common notation
the one done on Diddy Kong that's nearly frame perfect
(with banana in hand) BE > sh gFS > dtoss > dair regrab > ftoss > fsmash
Not actually that bad hmm
I should play smash
I just beat Xenoblade 2
Would I be wrong to want to pirate it ?
What was it?
But anyways are these sprites official
Too bad, I play mana classes
So screw godslayer armor. Silva for life
Still cool as hell tho
gilded proboscis spoiler dropped
Wait that's literally the swing animation lmao
Somehow I didn't put it together even though I've seen you mention wanting to make a byleth weapon before
it even uses the same frame data
Doze can you turn every byleth move in weapons
holy shit byleth fire emblem's side b in super smash bros ultimate nintendo switch released in 2017
got whiplash reading that wdym smash ultimate is almost a decade old 
Now add kazuya wave dashing to calamity
bc it’s not 
it was released in very late 2018
Remember how Pichu was busted at launch
WTF
ALMOST A DECADE?
still
wait is this official??
ya
YOOOOOOOOOO
I don't think they are
Unless stated otherwise i assume its just things he made for fun
Because triangle had already been working on the official resprites
Unless i missed a statement from a dev in which case blows self up
killing you
also uh
i love misinformation ❤️
I don't think these even match the Godslayer plans for classes
They don't
very cool concept though
iirc Melee and Summoner are swapping armors(?)
right god slayer will be ranger summoner rogue
Rouge
Yeah they’re making melee Silva armor because reasons right
rouge......
Braelor yes
the bat
my guess? typo
wrong reply
melee and summoner for silva i thiiink...
rogue is not real
which i think makes sense
true!
melee because john braelor and summoner because like yeah goddess of Life and minions and Creatures and Such
idr which one got moved over to cosmilite
like if you agree!
and then god slayer gets ranged rogue and mage
What are those two streams on its armor
summoner fits both
which yeah i think mage makes alot of sense given its like magicky arcane stuff
Like large ponytails
the yharon tassels™
purple space magic metal
as for ranged and rogue i cant think of any specific reasons for them to be there but also like they had to go somewhere since theyre not on silva so
Ribbons
summoning The Horrors vs summoning Various Creatures
They improve any outfit
Doc says Melee and Mage
yeah probably
i dont really understand though
that helmet next to them is the omega blue helmet or whatever
oh oops
Also Godslayer Armor already has resprites for next update
Yeah
because the designs are similar
they should just not have summoner god slayer
like
there's already fearmonger
It's like "hey guys look this helmet was inspired by this other helmet"
it's not really that deep
fearmonger is summoner multiclass!!!!!!!!!!!! not summoner itself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
never said it was that deep lmao
its a concept he’s been doing in his own time as far as i’m aware, i’m not up to speed on everything
To clear up confusion, not everything Cal related a dev posts has to be implemented in an update
L never play summoner
false
just pointing out that there’s a helmet with an arrow going towards a new armor set that looks similar to said helmet 💀
im not an idiot to assume it’s a new sprite for that helmet
like
just because ooa armor already exists on scoria tier
doesnt mean summoner cant also have scoria armor
ooa is vanilla it doesn't count
I mean i have no idea who you are
also it's ooa
I've seen people say that stuff so
huh
it literally does count
source?
its a group of armor sets for partially summoner that exist on the same tier as scoria
It's a 3d game engine developed by valve
exo tank became real
so YES everything devs post is related to cal
NOTHING is just for fun
there is NO fun
bingo
devs? post limbus company ingame screenshot
ONLY work GET BACK IN THE FISH MINES RAHHHHH
isnt the exo tank apparently the master mode mount for exo mechs lol
i wasnt expecting that
i have no clue
they arent
or well its made by a dev, but it isnt a actual resprite for the armors
they are exo mechs master drops yea
wow we summoned him
Shayy's house is getting added to Calamity in 5
doesn't matter, is more for summoner than any other class tbh
yes because its. a summoner multiclass
the throughline between everything has to be summoner otherwise it isnt a summoner multiclass
it giving good enough benefits to summoner that it competes for solo summoner is a balancing issue, not a design issue
oh I love this, much less visually loud than the previous known sprite, to its detriment
if this is really a thing...
oh it isn't, alr
Wdym I'm not gonna put 17 doc pages worth of Chrysadia lore into the game 
WHAT
There absolutely SHOULD be books in the forbidden library section of the dungeon
that are just exTREME lore
skyrim or something idk
Forbidden archive
forbidden archive should have a whole 500 page novel
the lusty argonian maid: calamity edition
interesting reason why these are "forbidden"...
no
that's not a novel that's a history book
not quite what I was imagining but it does fit what I was asking for
thats my comment :D
or like 1984
that book used to be in the forbidden section I'm sure
thats weird i have my age on google set to 65+
also im pretty sure you have to manually check a box that allows your gender to be used for those statistics so this is probably (unsurprisingly) very innacurate
https://myadcenter.google.com/controls here's a link for anyone curious
oh I'm sure it is
it's just really funny that Google has decided every viewer is an 18-34 year old male
yeah truue
Granny
will Merchant continue selling bottles after SSO? 🤔
because we will have DS bag for sand converting but you can buy bottles from Merchant for 20 coppers and shimmer it to sand instead
fax!!
crab
Important message
iron man dies

Iron hands? The pokemon??
any new spoiler?
maybe
😔 was expecting a yes
Vanillin the scoog
You can also do this by shimmering ale from the tavernkeep, even in vanilla
Cheap infinite sand
🫠
It actually does not contain water I removed all the water
I drank it all
This one?
The "two worlds collide" one?
Who's the third one?
(Also, pretty sure cnidrion already has his own theme)
great sand shark
the gods and the mechanic
Also what's encore? Boss Rush?
The what?
Uhh
Okay but why is it on the first place if the second one has more listens? Or does it work differently?
its based off likes iirc
Rift of the Necrodancer collab when 
You think it's going to fit more after the rework?
I don't know, seems pretty straightforward to me
open frenzy is cool but it’s like the most generic energietic boss music possible
it’s very unlikely it doesn’t fit
boss rush encore mixes that i’ve been working on
Better versions of Boss Rush Tiers 1 to 3
pretty much
I'll be honest
Encore tier 1 didn't sound like it for me
It's too calm for what's going on on the screen/the whole boss rush thing
So even if it was in game, it would probably not fit in
it's calm because it's for a section of the boss rush that's almost impossible to die in
It's still not something I'd personally put in
The normal boss rush tier 1 is better because it's a bit more intense
It's like
Imagine fighting a boss
And instead of their theme it's the
Crags theme playing on the background
Even desert scourge's theme is more appropriate and intense despite it being the first boss ever you fight
i still think it's appropriate for tier 1's level off difficulty
To each their own I guess
at least the intensity is gonna climb up in encore tier 2 and 3
new exo mechs theme placeholder announced, it's just printer noises
ares doubles as draedon's fax machine
the paper comes out of its skull
ArmorChart.png
We're old!
More summoner armors are always welcome
Wouldn't it be funny if it was a discount dog armor and it let you do eye dashes and spawn the eye minions
not really "almost a decade", but 6 years old (7 after december 7th) is also not recent
gecko scourge
Someone will definitely do arsenal armor only challenge
It's close to 8 years acthually
He needs to find the tier one armor first lmao
smash ultimate released december 7th, 2018
Which doesn't happen after like, fucking dragonfolly ph
Wait it didn't release in 2017
?
no?
I remember buying it day 1 how could i forget
Eh, true
calamity early game will be quite peam after SSO drops
If it's going to be the same folly then it shouldn't be a problem
almost no boss is safe from the reworkening
Calclone unique ai
calclone will get unique ai in the future
hi please dont say that 👍
Make it go below the player instead of above to show truly unique ai
you underestimate how much the bosses are allowed to change
Will take a long while to change them
But I do wait for that
Actually unique boss fights in calamity
Will be on par with other mods finally
gecko scourge
In the meantime you can play infernum mod if you want a new take on every boss
Though you'd probably better hurry because idk what their plans are with SSO on the horizon and no more content updates planned for Infernum
I'm really curious
except that desert scourge is completely changing
What the fuck is that
desert scourge i just said that
I sure hope not
it is
I believe it is
not the actual sprite but a frankensteined version of it
Lizard moment
ye
from teasers
That's why I wonder about Infernum
Will it just keep using the old sprite and old fight? They do already have a unique DOG sprite so it's possible
I’m pretty sure infernum will still be getting compatibility patches at least
so the actual sprite doesn’t look like that
the fight will also be completely overhauled
Yes
Oooh i wonder if it's gonna be underground
And like it scaling on the walls
That could be so cool
It'd allow it to stand still
And not look out of place
what do you think the legs are for
Show, of course 
infernum will likely just receive compatibility updates for future versions of calamity and tmod going forward
wish we would get to see scourge in action but we'll probably have to wait until either release or a trailer
since the mod is basically “done”
yeah no infernum boss fights will not be compatible with base calamity at all
unless they entirely change them lol
which dunno if they wanna do that
DS ain't even a worm boss proper anymore..
most boss reworks going forward probably won't be just tweaks as most past reworks have been but entirely new fights, don't think this will go for all bosses but safe to say most of them
I imagined this doing the rain world lizard crawl and it getting pelted with 13 spears and I smiled
i like calling new ds scoog
not even exo mechs are safe from the reworkening
I HATE calling new ds scoog
i don't remember where the scoog nickname originated from but i think i was responsible for popularizing it atleast
Rahh
aquascoog beloved ❤️
i call it scoog because i think its funny
i call it scoog cause its a cutie patootie
I call it scoog cause its the correct way
#LaserCrocodiles#SoFunny#adorable#LittleBabies#BathtubBabies
Baby crocodiles making laser sound in a bathtub.
This feels very different from the cal artstyle
There is no cal artstyle...
"cal artstyle" 
Is it a placeholder or smth
Like I know it's a horrible Frankenstein stitched monster
It's just the style of individual spriters
again that design is frankensteined from teasers so take it with a grain of salt
Cal dosen't have a designated artstyle that the developers follow
Things like the exos and Calamitas, a lot of items, new dog
the actual design you'll get to eventually see is obviously different from the frankensteined one
there is no cal artstyle 🙏
that is just different spriters having different spriting styles
yeah pretty much
the real one looks nothing like the recreation
the real one does a funny dance
a consequence of having multiple spriters with different styles on the same team
Can we pet the real one
Scoog looks pettable
scourge will be a static png that hovers towards you and explodes like a gauss nuke on contact
Have it shatter like glass
this sort of stuff can be remedied by having a designated artstyle guide/reference but also cal has had so many different spriting styles for so long that attempting to do that now would probably be a lost cause
yepo
so many assets have already been made
me when everything wrong with cal ever could've been fixed if we went back in time and took fabsol off the menu
/hj
Just do what fables did and start from scratch
surely

I'm sure none of the (checks notes) 5000 morbillion players will be displeased with this decision
would be a very smart decision and totally not be detrimental
you wouldn't see another update for literal years if we did a full art style overhaul
trust
Trust
and we already know that people aren't happy with how long they've had to wait for SSO
calamity kinda sucks actually
i think when people say cal should do that because spirit did they forget that spirit had not received an actual major update in years and is nowhere near as popular as calamity is
burn it all down
people would also be very happy that their beloved sprites get changes
make tremor remastered remastered
calamity is the worst thing ever made by humanity it killed my grandpa and burned my house down and took the kids and ate my dog
SSO on the horizon
What about the bugs
CALAMITY KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY???
No not really but I get what you mean
spirit got away with getting its complete overhaul and not updating for years because it wasn't the biggest mod
Never was a fan of infernum though
yep
calamity poisoned our water supply, burned our crops and delivered a plague unto our houses
spirit is a popular mod for tmod standards dont get me wrong but calamity is like
basically beyond tmod standards 😭
calamity is the terraria mod
theres people who know about calamity that dont even know terraria
like
thats insane
calamity is so insanely popular people play it without even playing vanilla first
for a mod
Yeah it's as popular as terraria id argue
What about that other mod
Starlight river
do i even have to say anything
starlight river is like nowhere near as popular as calamity
calamity can't get away with not updating for 3-4 years because we'd have people complaining day after day for days on end about the lack of updates
i'd say the 2nd most popular like big content mods behind calamity are fargo's and thorium
and even those two are so far behind calamity itself
It's been getting away with that so far
you don't see people playing thorium before even playing vanilla
hence why we're pulling a minecraft and moving to smaller updates after SSO
we had a update a few months ago
😭 ?
Not an update update
that was an emergency update lol
Executing fab is not an update update
we had a update in under a year before that
they view of time is slowed
they view 1 year as 4
💔
the last major content update as far as i'm aware was bountiful harvest
yeah
what the fuck?
tbf theyre going to be update sized updates instead of 1 new passive mob and 3 cosmetic blocks
nop
already?
It might've been end of 2023
like may(?) 2024
time to check the wiki
idr
ya
😭
when the harvest is bountiful:
may 10th 2024
that feeling when bountiful harvest is tomorrow

honestly that's surprising
it has been that long
already
The only thing I remember of bountiful harvest is the pumpler that was nerfed almost right away
your taking too long
you're* 
bontiful harvest was a neat update, it added a bunch of vanilla compatibility stuff that wasn't given much focus before like new crates for the cal biomes or monoliths
wrong update
Is it
despite being a pumpkin weapon, pumpler rework was like 1.5.1
the one with the bamboo blocks and. camels
Wtf
your taking too long IS TAKING TOO LONG
1.21 more than likely
the bamboo block camel archaeology update
i think i am the wielder of the hot take that was genuinely a good update
minecraft major updates have played satanist
satanist mode?
yeah
yeah I work on it
man what are these difficulty names even anymore
but it has been a while
it was fine i just wish for more sniffer flowers
next up we'll get a even harder difficulty
satanist ex
the black tar heroin drug addict mode
Evil mode
I work for Satanist Mode (owned by Ricyez) but I was burnt out
i wish the sniffer just gave a sappling for a new tree
i don't believe you can get harder than satanist ex without making the game straight up just impossible
like genuinely that'd fit perfectly with the sniffer's intended gameplay purpose and actually make it useful
so I took a break from some mods that I do work for
also make torchflowers glow
(I program for it)
a light source you can just like plant is cool
give the sniffer like a ancent sappling with green wood beacuse we dont have any green wood
giving it unique plants with fun properties would def improve it
like it dosent need to be anything crazy
just make torchflowers emit light and make it give us a new tree and ur golden
im fine with it being just for decorating
but make the decorations interesting and cool
truth..
remember when bundles were gonna be in caves and cliffs
I want more moss blocks
like i love lush caves
i think they're gorgeous and their plantlife is cool looking
give me more of those from sniffer
Where's moss bricks where's moss trees
bring him back
Where's moss nether blocks (for the ruined portals)
did they ever have a hostile mob vote after the first one
iceologer and uhh yea thats it
2040
what minecraft enemy is this?
lost the vote to the evil undead ray thatr nobody likes
conceptually bad enemy to be honest
like its not even bad execution the concept itself of a enemy that punishes you for not sleeping is like bad
ok but im so happy copper golems were added
literally the only mob vote enemy i cared about
the new drop is awesome
They should've added sanity meter from dst and tie those guys to it
i love them theyre adorable and precious and i wanna adopt 368 of them
copper golems are not only cute little guys but they're like
genuinely awesome QoL
they are for someone who does not ever dabble in redstone ever
They gotta work on their ai though it's shit
💔
Not sleeping punish you via enemies why make it so being in your base can also mean pain
true
sorting machines have always turned my brain to mush
i do not understand that shit at all
and i'm sure the people who do use redstone will have a field day with these guys
they're just great i love them
Copper tools and golem has got me actually excited ngl
Those guys run through every single chest ever trying to find the same item they put down 5 seconds ago
The copper tools are cool, i think the golem is cooler but they're neat and will help me save up my iron
copper golem is easy to use and that's the important part
Give them some memory upgrades
not much setup compared to a sorting system
the entire argument of "nobody will use them iron is just better" is just dumb to me because yeah iron is better but sometimes you dont want to spend your iron on armor or weapons or whatever because you have other things you want to spend it on
copper tools should oxidize because i like the color of oxidized copper
i'm sure i'll probably use copper armor more than iron armor sometimes
Green is a cool colour
because again i don wanna spend taht stuff
there's other things i want to spend my iron on
Add copper wires and machinery
its suprisingly simple tbh, though i forgot the scaleable thing for it its been too long 


