calamity-update-talk

[buoyant pulsar]

i found your spoilers in the xylem discord...

[pulsar cobalt]

there was a ramer in the chat so we finally found then...

[lapis oak]

🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[boreal pewter]

(You're not in trouble for posting these dont worry)

[buoyant pulsar]

sorry if i wasn't supposed to send em...

[buoyant pulsar]

ok thank god lol

[pulsar cobalt]

actually crow has been here for a while but shes STUPID and never posted them for us

[buoyant pulsar]

ow my

[lapis oak]

I love when we found spoilers in random places!!!

[buoyant pulsar]

something

[boreal pewter]

Basically it was like a "If you play RAM and cal you get early access to these until someone posts them in main"
sort of thing

[lapis oak]

This is a classic

[pulsar cobalt]

fair

[buoyant pulsar]

oh so im just better than everyone else

[boreal pewter]

If I really didnt want them shown I wouldn't have posted them in a public server

[buoyant pulsar]

i love ram i love giving xylem studios my money for ram

xyk whats your favorite bot

also what do you think of the new ones

[pulsar cobalt]

crow

[agile latch]

the 5 paladins of ram

[pulsar cobalt]

read

the message for the

[agile latch]

its very obvious

[pulsar cobalt]

one of the reworks

[agile latch]

if you check devil's

[pulsar cobalt]

the image u sent

tupid

[buoyant pulsar]

.........

[dusty tinsel]

Crow does not have the brain of a crow

[buoyant pulsar]

girl i haven't sleeped

in 30 hours

[dusty tinsel]

Sleep

This is a threat

[pulsar cobalt]

GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP THEN

[buoyant pulsar]

no im waiting till 9 so i can have a normal sleep schedule :3

[lapis oak]

Devil's Devastation 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[pulsar cobalt]

I HAVENT SLEEPED I DONT HAVE ANY HOURS

JUST EEP !!!

[pulsar cobalt]

ur body is literally gonna sleep for like 12 hours

[buoyant pulsar]

every event is losing its distinction and fading into one conglomerate of non-lucid half-conscious

[dusty tinsel]

I tried fixing my sleep by reading before I sleep and now my sleep is worse 🔥

[buoyant pulsar]

my mind exists in a superposition between the sleeping and waking world

i am eternal

[pulsar cobalt]

ur meant to read boring books not interesting ones

[lapis oak]

Did Xyk post all of DD line or just those 2?

[pulsar cobalt]

the boring ones bore you

[buoyant pulsar]

just those two silly

[pulsar cobalt]

the interesting ones keep u awake

[dusty tinsel]

I don't own any boring books

[pulsar cobalt]

r u sure

check xyks entire message history

[cobalt wharf]

i think you can fill in the blanks for what the rest of the line looks like

linear upgrade line

[buoyant pulsar]

i searched by videos in xylem server

i'll look again i guess

[lapis oak]

Ok

[pulsar cobalt]

xylem... xyk...

[lapis oak]

NEW DEBUFF

[pulsar cobalt]

coincidence?

i think not

[lyric trellis]

Big as hell sword 🔥

[lapis oak]

Purple Brimstone!! 🔥

[cobalt wharf]

that’s just resprited god slayer inferno i think

[lapis oak]

That debuff visual is so nice

[lapis oak]

No it's not

[lyric trellis]

Debuff inflicts purple

[lapis oak]

I know my field 🗣️

GSI has completely different visual

[buoyant pulsar]

i couldn't even find the first one this time 😭

my fingers don't feel like mine

[lapis oak]

[buoyant pulsar]

it should do this

every time you land a slash

in get fixed boi

[lapis oak]

Big ass sword

This will surely come handy for bullying Scal

Wait wtf this is post DoG tier? then that's not a problem at all

[buoyant pulsar]

chat new uh spoiler dropped

[shell sapphire]

Yo… Peak

I need it now

[lapis oak]

aight who also play RAM

we need them to check for possible remaining spoilers because Crow is not functional anymore

[gaunt comet]

They cannot help themselves when it comes to making fire melee weapons

[buoyant pulsar]

do you have a pic

[dusk bronze]

yeah but i'm not gonna share it for obvious reasons

[buoyant pulsar]

its not public?

[dusk bronze]

i don't know but i'd rather not spoil the eventual reveal anyway

[dull heart]

It is not

[lapis oak]

snail

[dull heart]

no I saw you said that I'm just confirming

it's not

[lapis oak]

+1 fire debuff in the arsenal

[dusk bronze]

the lava chicken broth burns hotter...

[lapis oak]

is it actually just stronger Shadowflame ye?

[dull heart]

you'll find out

[pulsar cobalt]

clearly signus is getting its own fire debuff based on the cosmic lanterns

[lapis oak]

sus...

this seems fishy

[dull heart]

ur fishy

[lapis oak]

did the name revealed in the changelogs?

[brave star]

Kiri kinda sus

[buoyant pulsar]

langechogs

lange chogs

sedate me

[brave star]

Chug chug chug chug chug chug

[buoyant pulsar]

chog chog

[pulsar cobalt]

crow go the fuck to sleep

[lapis oak]

🤨

[buoyant pulsar]

ill be ok :catthumbsup:

ffuck

[pulsar cobalt]

"ill be ok" shows clear symptoms of not being ok

[buoyant pulsar]

:3

[fathom girder]

dude these are PEAK

[dusty tinsel]

Sleep deprivation -crow's middle name

[pulsar cobalt]

the demon of babylon disguises itself in the coat if righteousness

[dusty tinsel]

According to sources that I totally didn't fabricate

[buoyant pulsar]

close enough

check this embed fail

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/514145317667471401/1376619349019988099/makesweet-s4vzit.gif

[lean relic]

What is this
Debuff icon is Brimstone Flame but purple

[dusty tinsel]

Adding 1 kiritron to Kiri's atoms

[lapis oak]

wtf did I do 😭

[north island]

I guess in the end no one will go to XyK's house in October

[dusty tinsel]

You didn't make crow sleep

[drowsy reef]

?????

[lapis oak]

video is below

[pulsar cobalt]

open in merlin bird id

[drowsy reef]

It’s the bird part that confuses me

[buoyant pulsar]

chat check out this song i wrote

[pulsar cobalt]

crow go the fuck to sleep

[buoyant pulsar]

i will sleep at nine

promise

[dusty tinsel]

Fellow PST person?

[buoyant pulsar]

💖

[dusty tinsel]

The only real timezone is pst

[buoyant pulsar]

i don't wanna wake up at like 5 am man...

[dusty tinsel]

I doubt you will

With the amount of no sleep you have gotten when you actually do get to sleep you probably won't wake up for a bit

Unless you got like insomnia

[buoyant pulsar]

chat ive come to make an announce ment

🛌

[pulsar cobalt]

good

[brave star]

What’s the announ cement

[polar fog]

[molten grove]

🫧

[misty wren]

are there 2 reactions here for anyone else

[arctic cliff]

also do you have a single clue what this is

[misty wren]

discord is a perfectly functional application

[brave star]

I haven’t the slightest

[arctic cliff]

what did you react to

that is a clue

[polar fog]

i absolutely adore this app

[misty wren]

like ???

[polar fog]

doesnt fucking work half the damn time

[misty wren]

new emoji just dropped its called ::

[polar fog]

[polar fog]

::

[brave star]

Le buble

[thorny glacier]

da fishe is drowning someone help this fella

[misty wren]

i do not think you understand the reality of a fish

[brave star]

But isn’t da fishe Able to breathe underwater

Bc he fishe

[misty wren]

either that or the concept of drowning

[thorny glacier]

But its drowning! it could easily suffocate underwater

Whatever mercy killing to this poor fish

[molten grove]

📋 🫧

[brave star]

Makes fishe breathe underwater

🐟

With magic

[thorny glacier]

a breathing tax?

[brave star]

Nop

It FREE

[thorny glacier]

phew

[brave star]

Pat le fishe

[thorny glacier]

[brave star]

[valid grove]

Hi

When sso?

[misty wren]

never

[valid grove]

Rip

Eos

[misty wren]

calamity has been cancelled all the devs died to death

[lean relic]

SSO SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER

SSO SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER

[dry whale]

44 event

also known as 22 part 2

[misty wren]

this is a horribly overspecific estimate from a single dev with like no actual backing

[dry whale]

let them have some brainrot...

[lunar hull]

i immediately tripped and fell up the stairs after reading this

is this an omen

[thorny glacier]

13.32.-1

[summer shore]

It means you will become dev in the future

[lunar hull]

wtf lies

also cool dudes alt??

it’s true you are cool

[hushed hazel]

I boiled him

😁

[summer shore]

can't wait to turn into lukewarm dude in the future 🙏

[cinder hearth]

Global warming

[valid crypt]

Why is altraxia cool dude wtfrick

[dusk bronze]

ok so i wasn't just not paying attention before

[rough cedar]

Im the original lea

[valid crypt]

[summer shore]

Why not

Smellon

[cunning sequoia]

this melon is pissing me off

[brave star]

I’m the original Starwalker

[cinder hearth]

Holy shit king dedede = astrum aureus?

[cunning sequoia]

no

[cinder hearth]

[torn kite]

Sunken Sea Overhaul part 1 tomorrow?

[cinder hearth]

Yes

If not true, re-read message

[brave star]

If Garbo aureus lover then why he Dedede

[cunning sequoia]

because dedede is awesome

dededelightful

[raw falcon]

turn yourself into a gordo

[hardy gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/dreamland-king-dedede-kirby-gif-14204601

[cinder hearth]

Dededelectable

[plush carbon]

Dedede is cool but Flamberge can solo him

[cinder hearth]

Magolor sweeps anyways

[pulsar cobalt]

wow this wing is looking quite wrathful!

[summer shore]

That's me

Full of wrath

And wings

[pulsar cobalt]

why are you blue

[summer shore]

Because 25 people decided it

And so I am

[lean relic]

lol what

[pulsar cobalt]

the mods?

[summer shore]

The cool dudes

[pulsar cobalt]

cool dudes decide on new cool dudes?

[summer shore]

ges

now that fabby boy's gone

[pulsar cobalt]

@fringe quiver can i be a cool dude

[summer shore]

wtf

[fringe quiver]

tsuki role

[summer shore]

tsuki you need to get older first

[still bluff]

giving you lukewarm dude

[pulsar cobalt]

i am old

[lean relic]

tsuki role sounds peak

[summer shore]

not old enough

go to the beach first

[pulsar cobalt]

how old are you alt

[summer shore]

old enough

🧠

[pulsar cobalt]

how old

tell me

[valid crypt]

How old

[summer shore]

19

[pulsar cobalt]

older than you im pretty sure

[still bluff]

old

[fringe quiver]

haha im older than altraxia

[pulsar cobalt]

YOURE BARELY OLDER THAN ME

[pulsar cobalt]

shut it hag

[summer shore]

yea

[fringe quiver]

calsad

[summer shore]

still older

[fringe quiver]

one day

[lean relic]

Starborn Princess

[summer shore]

Tsupid

[fringe quiver]

one day u will all face my wrath

the wrath of my beach

[valid crypt]

Im 17

[still bluff]

melon gun you are a child sorry i don't make the rules

[fringe quiver]

you will be like me

[summer shore]

tsuki feels 8

[pulsar cobalt]

yes i ride the invoked stargod into battle

light year long deus is my steed

[fringe quiver]

what about dark year long deus

[pulsar cobalt]

its true

wait fluffy can u make me a cool dude

[summer shore]

Primordial dark dragon

[pulsar cobalt]

and

convince the others im cool

[still bluff]

no you aren't cool enough you have to pass the cool voting trial

[pulsar cobalt]

why not

[lean relic]

now lets talk about that to bast the statue

[still bluff]

i am ver ycool it's in my role list

[fringe quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-make-myself-very-clear-let-me-make-myself-gif-26560967

[summer shore]

bast statue when I make it race with the fast statue

[pulsar cobalt]

fluffy wat if i spread bast statue propaganda throughout calmain

[fringe quiver]

i read that as faust statue

[summer shore]

lobotomized

[fringe quiver]

what is this. some kind of corporation.

[still bluff]

that would make you cool i think
unfortunately i'm not the only one who gets to pick 💔

[lean relic]

faust the limbus company

[summer shore]

faust like the arknights creature

[pulsar cobalt]

who else do i need to convince

[fringe quiver]

faust my friend my buddy

[fringe quiver]

me

a few other people but theyre not as important

[summer shore]

me

[fringe quiver]

ok thats mean actually

nvm

[fringe quiver]

a few other people of equal importance

[still bluff]

@Cool Dudes

[pulsar cobalt]

u dont think im cool already??

[fringe quiver]

true wisdom is being able to be mean but knowing not to be. sun tzu said this except not i'm saying this hi i'm cheese

no ur LAMEEEEE

jk ur cool

[pulsar cobalt]

crying

sobbing

hiding in a hole

[fringe quiver]

tragedy

throws a burger for you in there

[pulsar cobalt]

cheese HATES me

I DONT WANT UR BURGER

[granite smelt]

hey cheese

[fringe quiver]

aw :(

[lean relic]

not the cheese cat

[fringe quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/little-goody-two-shoes-lgts-elise-muffy-freya-gif-11030679209583319551

[pulsar cobalt]

@summer shore if i stop calling u stinky will i be cool

[granite smelt]

🪤

[summer shore]

your reputation is forever tainted

sorry!

[pulsar cobalt]

:c

[still bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-hop-on-rain-world-monk-green-monk-watcher-gif-14933550258567466490

[pulsar cobalt]

@cunning sequoia hey person whos in too many yt comment sections and is also a redditor am i cool?

[granite smelt]

hey fluffy

[summer shore]

silly tsuki

[granite smelt]

we should fight

[still bluff]

hi borb

what

[summer shore]

A truly cool person does not ask to be cool

[still bluff]

wtf

[granite smelt]

me and you meet at the nearest bottlo

[still bluff]

fine but i'm bringing the hammers

[valid crypt]

Cant believe altraxia is cool

[pulsar cobalt]

well ur stinky so all ur advice is automatically false

[summer shore]

you simply need to be around for 3 gorillion years and randomly get nominated

[pulsar cobalt]

i have been around for 3 gorillion years...

ive just

[summer shore]

our definitions of gorillion differs

[pulsar cobalt]

been invisible...

[granite smelt]

im bringing the meat grinder if thats fine.

[still bluff]

do your worst i'll have 5 small parrots

[fringe quiver]

What is this

This is like some fandom wiki shit

[granite smelt]

i have 5 cassowaries armed and dangerous.

[still bluff]

your cassowaries are no match for my floridian

[summer shore]

@pulsar cobalt banned for leaking cd chat

[cunning sequoia]

blow up

[fringe quiver]

explod

[fringe quiver]

Make @Tsuki.
dude. Uhh sh
nice. Usually
talk. Also she
her funny

totally not ho
start this vot

[summer shore]

totally not ho

[fringe quiver]

her funny

[still bluff]

totally...

[fringe quiver]

tsuki is NOT santa claus.

she is totally not ho

[lean relic]

totally not HO

[fringe quiver]

this is something alt would say

[summer shore]

she is one (1) ho at most

[fringe quiver]

ur humour is infecting me...

[summer shore]

just that cool

[pulsar cobalt]

WAIT DID CHEESE ACTUALLY ASK

😭

[cunning sequoia]

no

[summer shore]

it was actually a different jane calamity

[valid crypt]

Calamitas is being infected

[summer shore]

Who also happens to be blue

[cunning sequoia]

this is what she said

cant you see

its in the screenshot

[fringe quiver]

yep

exactly what i said

[summer shore]

and that's not my screenshot so it's not me thumbing up

[fringe quiver]

mhm

[pulsar cobalt]

@fringe quiver u didnt ask did u...

[fringe quiver]

definitely not

yep

didnt

[summer shore]

nope she totally didn't

[fringe quiver]

at all

[summer shore]

I can confirm I didn't see her message

[valid crypt]

Let me destroy cool dude chat with the image

[pulsar cobalt]

cheese

cheese please

[fringe quiver]

me

[pulsar cobalt]

i was

JOKING

[summer shore]

your image is already destroyed melon

[pulsar cobalt]

it was a JOKE

[fringe quiver]

too late

youve been sent to gulag

[valid crypt]

❌

[pulsar cobalt]

u didnt ACTUALLY try to start a vote did u?????

[summer shore]

who knows

[fringe quiver]

i didnt try to start a vote

[summer shore]

wait until you're cd and see

[valid crypt]

SHE DID START ONE

[fringe quiver]

i started one

[valid crypt]

😭

[pulsar cobalt]

😭

CHEESE

IM

[cunning sequoia]

we're all goofy goobers

[pulsar cobalt]

GOING

TO EXPLODE

[granite smelt]

however, you're new zealander. not flordian. i win

[pulsar cobalt]

WHHHYYYYYYYY

[fringe quiver]

because i think ur cool :D

[cunning sequoia]

tsupid

[summer shore]

the amount of votes has doubled

[pulsar cobalt]

I WAS JOKING

A JOKE

WHY

[summer shore]

1 => 2

[cunning sequoia]

tripled*

[summer shore]

ok I didn't see that

congrats tsuki

[pulsar cobalt]

tupid

[summer shore]

Just A Few more

You can do ittt

[fringe quiver]

yippe

[pulsar cobalt]

i hate u,,,,

[summer shore]

Tsuki you asked for this you're getting it

Tsukidere

I didn't say tsundere

Tsupid

[pulsar cobalt]

FUCK YOU

💥

[summer shore]

You know who DID say tsundere?

[pulsar cobalt]

NO ONE

NO ONE DID

[valid crypt]

Someone catch a screenshot of tsuki saying it

[summer shore]

Not beating the allegations

[pulsar cobalt]

WHAT

@fringe quiver CHEESE

[valid crypt]

[summer shore]

How do you know it's cheese

It could be me

It could even be melon gun

[valid crypt]

@lunar hull can you confirm

[pulsar cobalt]

it says "Also she" and ends with "funny" which is wat the previous screenshot said

so it matches up perfectly

[summer shore]

Are you sure

[pulsar cobalt]

yes

[valid crypt]

Turns out im an alt account for cheese

[cunning sequoia]

im sorry tsuki youre delusional we're gonna have to put you in the ward

[summer shore]

A what account...

[valid crypt]

Stfu

[pulsar cobalt]

also the "Usually" from the previous goes into this ones "Usually active in lore"

[valid crypt]

Rename cool dudes to stinky cause garbo

[cunning sequoia]

okay

i'm gonna make a vote for you once that passes

:D

[valid crypt]

[granite smelt]

this is what no spoilers does to people

[warm current]

Tf did I just backread wtf

Yeah this is effects of no SSO update

[valid crypt]

I will destroy the exclusive chat with the image

[mystic eagle]

THE TERRARIAN'S LORE IS UP TO YOU

[warm current]

Lol

I mean terrarian is a bit blank OC

Like we just there

No backstory no anything

[pulsar cobalt]

THEJU() _KOPEMKIRSDLNTG F@:GYV:BL

[warm current]

Just mine, craft, build and progress to defeat the moon lord

[pulsar cobalt]

THEJTIE IRIANISOYU!!!!!!!!!!!

[cunning sequoia]

are you okay

[warm current]

WHAT IS THAT

WHAT IS THAT WEAPON

WAIT

ISN'T THAT THE CROSS ROGUE WEAPON

[cunning sequoia]

faith reference

[pulsar cobalt]

BY THE LIGHT OF GOD, I EXORCISE THEE!

[warm current]

RAIN OF SPIDER!!!!

[pulsar cobalt]

THERTRIARIANISME!!!!!!!!!!!

[fringe quiver]

:melongun:

[warm current]

Oh well imma brainstorm schizo thoughts in this channel regarding hyperius bullet since the previous rework got scrapped

So hyperius is made of life alloy and it's made of three ore bar and my guess on these ores powers are:

Scoria generates high heat and pressure resistant so could be releasing lots of pressure too

Cryonic is produce cold temperature and crystalissation

[valid crypt]

The terrarian image looped back to funny…

[warm current]

Perennial has property of nature's like poisons and acid venom and has life energy in it

Which I guess what's basically being bioenergy

So combination of these are basically:

• grows crystals and releases bioenergy
• generates both hot and cold temperature
• resilience to abyssal pressure so it could release tons of pressure theoretically
• inflicts poisons and acid venom

[fringe quiver]

I think it reached a point where the mix of it being such a inside joke that only a certain segment of the community really Understands combined with the sheer amount of History this image has for said community results in it being coated in so many layers of irony and lore where it's reached a status where it's less of a meme and more of a symbol

the terrarian is you isnt just a funny meme, its like the national flag of the calamity mod lore community atp 💔

[valid crypt]

😭

[pulsar cobalt]

i dont like this

[lunar hull]

oh yeah tsuki’s a tsundere 100%

[pulsar cobalt]

can we have a different flag

WHAT

[warm current]

Hyperius could be doing:

• sticking inside enemy, causing them longer pain from frostbite and burns from pressurised heat
• grows crystal and inflicts poisons and acid venom
• generates bioenergy with lots of pressure, possibly leading to the bullet exploding releasing high pressure of both bioenergy and both hot and cold temperature

[pulsar cobalt]

YOU CANT JUST SAY THAT

[fringe quiver]

i trust goose on that topic

theyre like a tsuki expert

[warm current]

Although this might sounds OP until anyone remembered there's 2 post golem bullets

Hyperius bullet and bubonic round

[valid crypt]

The worst timeline ever

[warm current]

A fucking plague infused bullet being as deadly as bullet compromised of various elements and energy

[fringe quiver]

✅

[warm current]

So what yall guess celestus and cosmic immaterializer rework would look like?

[valid crypt]

I think cosmic may become like the flowers they dont have a miracle varient

[pulsar cobalt]

well ik cosmic immat would be better in every way

[warm current]

I'm thinking it won't be just some doohickey from tmod 1.3 that only fires missiles

Like it's a singular minion

It should do more moves just like that plague summon

I can see it fires laser beam and shoot orbs non homing orb

[summer shore]

You could say they're

Us...

The terrarian IS us

[warm current]

Yeha I feel like celestus could try to take more of the weapon it's made of, 3 of it already spawning projectiles on hit except subduction slicer being basically releasing explosions

Molten amputator releases jellies, elemental disk splits and homes and enchanted axe basically commits mitosis

Bruh

Why tf I still sad magnomaly cannon going to be changed from launcher to sawblade gun

[summer shore]

Amputator was reworked and it's moved out of celestus' recipe iirc

it upgrades into nanoblack reaper instead

[warm current]

Yeah, molten amputator is funny when it was recipe of celestus cuz it releases jellos

[valid crypt]

Its functionality will go to a different launcher (i think exo?)

[summer shore]

jellos?

magno rework will be turned into surge driver rework

[warm current]

Jell-O or smth, I might have typo

[warm current]

So the magnomaly resprite is scrapped?

[summer shore]

Is this about the rework or current amputator

[warm current]

Current amputator

[summer shore]

All the mm ones are yeah

[warm current]

Since the rest of the celestus recipe don't do that and releases blades or explosion instead

[warm current]

💔

Muh rainbow artillery

Oh well I'm curious how will surge driver rework will be

Since the only explosive weapons exo mechs has are ares's gauss nuke and apollo's missiles

[summer shore]

Surge driver does explode though

left click beam hit

[warm current]

But it's a gun

💔

[summer shore]

hitscan rocket launcher

[warm current]

Reminds me back of handheld tank lol

Could count since it works like irl tank cannon

Slow firing but the projectile moves fast and hit hard

[warm current]

Bruh your name reminded me back that ataraxia literally fire rockets too

[summer shore]

I have no affiliations with ataraxia

[pulsar cobalt]

lies

[summer shore]

That said it will always be amusing to see people call me ataraxia

[valid crypt]

Ok atraxis

[summer shore]

removing my vote soon

[pulsar cobalt]

well the affiliation is actually that u both start with a

ahahahahaha

see

its not

that close f a connection

[summer shore]

ok atsuki

[pulsar cobalt]

my name isnt atsuki

u astupid

[summer shore]

it is now

you are merely a tsuki in a tsusea

[pulsar cobalt]

wat does that even mean...

[summer shore]

tsundere

[pulsar cobalt]

NUH UH

[analog helm]

looks yummy

i think that all calamity items are delicious in their own way

[azure oak]

SSO will add perforator_mini back as a post-game superboss

[fringe quiver]

i mean they are adding back dried seekers in a way

the bebe scoogs...

[hybrid rivet]

give it bossrush eow ai

[granite smelt]

Horrid.

[somber salmon]

mini fridge

[analog helm]

my wonderful child

[azure oak]

worse, it'll have dungeon guardian ai with nothing changed

calamity mod

[late eagle]

Ok I'm playing in SSO

This looks so awesome bro xyk cooked

[late eagle]

Cool music 👍

[valid crypt]

since when was this shown wtf

[pulsar cobalt]

xyk did in random access mayhem server

[valid crypt]

o ok

[pulsar cobalt]

its based on one of the characters gimmick

[late eagle]

I need to play ram...

But I have so many rogue likes already

[azure oak]

i should get RAM it seems really fun

oh wait there's a demo apparently, sweet

[stone zephyr]

what is it?

[azure oak]

roguelike but you posess enemies or something i think

[late eagle]

On Steam? It doesn't appear for me

[azure oak]

ok yeah playing the demo and this is really fun

[lapis oak]

Calamity spoiler talk

[azure oak]

certain upcoming reworks are inspired by RAM so yes

[lapis oak]

This needs to not be flooded so people can see peak 🗣️ 🔥

[lean relic]

I'm devils devastating rn

[azure oak]

sword too small for engame bosses.

solution?

grow more sword

[hybrid socket]

peak song

[lean relic]

by the way what the fuck mobile discord

[lapis oak]

This is not used

Scrapped

[lean relic]

Why orios overdone and me are dev

[fringe quiver]

oh was it

what even is it i forgot

[lapis oak]

Devil's Devastation

[lean relic]

Devils Devastation

[pulsar cobalt]

everyones a dev now

im also a dev

[fathom girder]

I love the terrarian reacting to this stuff lul

Like this and then I think it was Dia's ravager design...?

where the terrarian is about to get obliterated by a flamethrower

[vivid hemlock]

john calamity

[valid crypt]

Except vanillin

[lapis oak]

Vanillin became black once again like how it's always supposed to be

[vivid hemlock]

kiri im going to sap more of your life energy

[lapis oak]

😨

[azure oak]

calamity achievements in 89.3

[fringe quiver]

Woah did ur patreon membership pass away peacefully

[vivid hemlock]

it did

it was nice while it lasted

[iron dew]

89.3 fargo centuries im afraid

[fossil dew]

Thats actually so cool

[final pine]

aaaaand who leaked this

[azure oak]

not a leak cause xyk doesnt mind

[valid crypt]

pluh

[final pine]

my bad for not scrolling up

[lapis oak]

ye Xyk leaked it

cry about it

wait wtf why my reposted video so low quality

fucking IOS...

[lapis oak]

there we go, much better quality this time

never posting anything on phone again

[final pine]

didn't know he did, my bad for not scrolling up through 500+ messages

[lapis oak]

rookie mistake

should've seen it coming

[final pine]

https://tenor.com/view/steel-scorpion-steelscorpion-steel-scorpion-yugioh-gif-16091429008341198353

[azure oak]

so which items are part of the RAM collab?

[lapis oak]

Transformer and DD line

[tropic ermine]

wait, it's the old sprite? aw maan
ik the resprite's scrapped but I thought they'd still resprite it and not just slap on new functionality n call it a day

ridiculously cool impossible to implement sword my beloved

[tropic ermine]

there's a RAM bot that does this? goddamn I need to jump on that asap

[lapis oak]

Tachi

[scarlet root]

What kind of sword is this? Will it be in the game?

[vivid hemlock]

No

[scarlet root]

(

[raw falcon]

honestly don't get what the spinning swords are supposed to accomplish, aside from limited crowd control/worm bosses, wich turns rather irrelevant, especially considering that its a post dog weapon

[scarlet root]

where is it from? is it a mod or just concept art

[lapis oak]

don't care, 100 style points

[raw falcon]

oh yeah, make no mistake, its cool as fuck

im just wondering what its practical use is

[lapis oak]

style point

[dull heart]

plus it'd be odd if Devil didn't have it but the precursors did

[boreal edge]

It deals extra damage from getting lodged out

[buoyant pulsar]

my entire body is aching

[dusk bronze]

ibuprofen

[desert garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-have-any-ibuprofen-i-have-a-headache-meme-ibuprofen-meme-anime-girl-meme-mood-gif-17693332636758375379

i forgor

[dusty tinsel]

The thing you replied to from Mangorb is tiny, but on my end it's huge lol

[wintry flume]

Unepic embed fail

[mystic eagle]

Mobile Discord being mobile discord

[arctic cliff]

LMAO

[valid crypt]

Ah hello dev

[arctic cliff]

one day...

[mystic eagle]

Mobile discord has some issues

Better said it's a bugfest

[valid crypt]

True

[valid crypt]

Randomly messages start overlapping with eachother

Or getting flung around while teying to back read

[proud plover]

Looks funnn

[mystic eagle]

Suddenly...

Hey VSauce Michael here!
Chatting on mobile discord is cool, but what if...

The only thing mobile has over pc outside of bugs is the Media section

And even scrolling for a while there will lag the fuck out of your discord until you close the app

[fast vessel]

When changelogs? Don’t they release at the end/start of the month?

[mystic eagle]

Changelogs release whenever

[dusk bronze]

changelogs never

[dusty tinsel]

I canceled them

Mod over

[urban cloak]

They release whenever we feel like we have a good amount of relevant changes to deliver, there's not really much of a designated schedule for em

[strong isle]

I heard the word "Devil", what's up?

[valid crypt]

Devils devastation

[silk terrace]

much of the work lately has been larger scale projects
lots of very exciting stuff but not "changelog material"

[boreal edge]

The moon

[pulsar cobalt]

meow

[hard copper]

[late eagle]

This is great to hear but sad at the same time 🥲

SEPTEMBER-OCTOBER GUYS!!!!!

[dusk bronze]

november 16 trust

[lyric trellis]

Releases when @cinder raptor returns

[lapis oak]

real release date actually

it's fated

[late eagle]

The beginning of a new era...

[lean relic]

gosh what are they cooking right now

[dusk bronze]

i'm a patron and i don't even know

[terse dew]

I'm merkalto, and I don't even know

[dusk bronze]

yeah ur the nothing dev

[fathom girder]

Is merkalto the court jester

[urban cloak]

what the FUCK is that

[dusk bronze]

amdis

[granite smelt]

but

[strong isle]

A-mid-ass

[summer shore]

Mid? I think he's quite majestic

[hard copper]

a majestic ass

[summer shore]

Does he even have ass

I thought he's a tail user

[pearl sentinel]

i check mod announcements and its just disgusting gratuity smh

[terse dew]

😢

[pearl sentinel]

i need the caldevs to be like the orcs in mordor

[terse dew]

how will you ever recover

[pearl sentinel]

forging the ring

[lyric trellis]

The Arc Flash Ring

[dull heart]

Hi

[queen umbra]

sup

[lean relic]

hi doze

any spoilers you want to show

[lean relic]

killing you......

[slate folio]

Wtf don't leak this

mods delete this message

[queen umbra]

noooo

[naive ice]

I wish i could pregnant react you

[thorny glacier]

🫃

[acoustic shell]

I wonder

This update seems like its sunken sea overhaul, plus boss reworks and boss progression swaps and resprites and like 100,000 new things... Why not just drop SSO and save the rest for the next major content update and take your time with it?

[dusk bronze]

boss progression swaps aren't coming yet lol

[acoustic shell]

Its like how Terraria dead cells update is basically 1.5 now, when they should have just dropped the dead cells content as 1.4.5 and save the rest as 1.5

[dusk bronze]

also the sunken sea stuff is still very much unfinished

[acoustic shell]

How are you sure?

[still bluff]

Unless noone works on SSO!

But yes SSO is very much not done lol

[misty wren]

xzier is a patron

they have access to patreon server

[dusk bronze]

also devs talk about it here

[still bluff]

If it was it would've been released

[acoustic shell]

Ah

I thought it was like done and you guys were like moved on to bigger things to add to the update

Mb

[still bluff]

Nah everything else that comes with the update is just because people did it alongside SSO

It's still being worked on

[cobalt wharf]

isn’t there only like

2 boss reworks lol

that’s less than 1.5

[still bluff]

now fab's left that number will probably go up let's be honest

[acoustic shell]

if you could tell us, is it like early concept stage or like late wrapping things up

[cobalt wharf]

2 that are getting into sso

[misty wren]

minor dog rework and i think giant clam no?

[misty wren]

its like around the halfway mark of implementation iirc

[cobalt wharf]

clam doesnt count

[still bluff]

Concepting for SSO is sorted, it's just implementing a bunch of stuff and tweaking to a standard we're happy with

[acoustic shell]

I remember hearing that crabulon is being moved to the sunken sea as like an actual crab is this true

[misty wren]

no

[distant raft]

what

[misty wren]

theres hermititan but crab isnt being moved

[still bluff]

Crabulon's getting retiered to endgame (that's where people fight him anyway)

[misty wren]

not true

[acoustic shell]

Oh alr

[misty wren]

i fight him at post mechs for the adren upgrade

i think he drops the adren upgrade anyways

[distant raft]

crabulon is being made into a superboss because it is The Perfect One

[misty wren]

forgot if it was rage or adren

[acoustic shell]

No

[distant raft]

crab is rage

[misty wren]

unending rage...............................................................!

[summer shore]

Even fungi can have angi

[misty wren]

wtf alt when did you get cool dudes

[distant raft]

crabulon's soul is the largest one in polterghast

[summer shore]

like 2 years ago or smth

days

Why did it relace day with year

[misty wren]

the inevitable turning of the wheels of time grinds all into dust

[summer shore]

I'm practically sludge on the floor

[terse dew]

😨 blue

what about glue

[misty wren]

eaten and consumed

[summer shore]

true

[hushed hazel]

Did you time travel here from 2018

[cunning sequoia]

crabulon fans when they see a decaying body covered in parasitic mushrooms

[ionic hinge]

so ture

[main pivot]

4:48 AM

Smug

[azure oak]

calamity mod

53 days until time between BH and SSO part 1 is longer than between R&D and draedon update

[main pivot]

Uh

Is an update coming?

[shell sapphire]

[main pivot]

Gulp

[shell sapphire]

[desert garnet]

[shell sapphire]

Answer to the cat

[desert garnet]

[azure oak]

counting down the days until the time between bountiful harvest and sso becomes the longest period between content updates

[hushed hazel]

The cat will be sogged

[main pivot]

When?

[azure oak]

it's in 53 days

[main pivot]

Hype

[cunning sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-police-chase-gta-cat-car-gif-12535940970811806327

[azure oak]

this truly is a sunken sea overhaul

[main pivot]

is that information official or...

Clueless

[desert garnet]

Prob

[azure oak]

between rust & dust and the draedon update was 472 days

between bountiful harvest and today has been 420 days

[main pivot]

I'm more than sure that the next update will come out before 10,000 years

[still bluff]

(nice)

[main pivot]

🧠

[azure oak]

in 52 days the times between these 2 will be the same, so in 53 days the period between BH and SSO will have been longer

calamity mod

[mental heron]

calamity mod

[raw falcon]

The biggest update of today vs the biggest update of history

[azure oak]

DraedonIdle.gif

[torn kite]

Sunken Sea Overhaul part 1 tomorrow?

[azure oak]

Ares.gif

exo mechs rework in

[lean relic]

4638 fargos years

[analog helm]

marvelous

[azure oak]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[analog helm]

excellent

[fathom girder]

Why do they do that

[azure oak]

do what

[fathom girder]

Why do they show off their less defended machinery

Why do they flourish their exo gems

Are they stupid?

[summer shore]

For offense

Stupid...

[azure oak]

i guess it could be explained as them removing their lenses to have nothing between their actual weapons and you

[fathom girder]

They should be a free oneshot if you directly aim for their exo gem battery

[azure oak]

wouldn't be surprised if artemis' deathray could burn a hole through its lens

[summer shore]

Maybe in phase 1 they're still focusing on analyzing you but in phase 2 it's full on murder mode

[fathom girder]

Maybe? But why would they still be scanning when the fight is supposed to be "alright, I made these things specifically to counter you, what will you do"

Like wouldn't they already know exactly what the terrarian is

[summer shore]

They were made to counter yharim not you iirc

It's just a silly theory though

[fathom girder]

I thought the two were allies

Buh

[summer shore]

Well they were allies but he still wanted to design smth that could theoretically take down yharim

For shits and giggles

He won't bother trying to kill yharim since he has no reason to

[fathom girder]

Batman style huh

Gotta have a plan for everything

[azure oak]

draedon was making a hobby project and then you rolled along and he goes " i sense an opportunity"

[fathom girder]

"Terrarian... ive seen youre... boss kills..."

[cinder hearth]

They used to be

But then yharim discovered what draedon did to bees

(PBG)

And he fired him

[fathom girder]

I forgot about the bees incident

[cinder hearth]

And draedon went "oh well" and started working on calclone and later, the exo Mechs

[hardy gulch]

are revengeance and death mode calamity's versions of expert and master mode now?

[azure oak]

very nice to hear

[fathom girder]

Temporary walls

[azure oak]

previously unsure but now thinks its cool as fuck after seeing it......

i'm sure the temporary walls will be fine

[pulsar cobalt]

something something sso tomorrow

[fathom girder]

Finally

SSO yesterday

[pulsar cobalt]

mhm yes totally

[summer shore]

Seeing what.....

[azure oak]

read what i replied to

[summer shore]

What's this about temporary walls

[azure oak]

temporary walls are temporary walls

they're temporary

[viral merlin]

SSO before Rain World 2

[fathom girder]

Apparently scoog will use temporary walls instead of flying out of the ground or something

[summer shore]

Wtf

That's crazy

[azure oak]

(only when there are no background walls)

[fathom girder]

Implying that he's intended to be an underground desert boss now

[summer shore]

Sepulcher temp walls when

[viral merlin]

Can calamnaanity make generic surface vulture boss and scourge underground

[fathom girder]

No just play thorium

[viral merlin]

Just for shits and giggles

[viral merlin]

Thorium more like

Poop

[azure oak]

exo mechs will now spawn temporary background walls

[viral merlin]

Can crabulon do that

To crawl around like spider and shit

Trying to pinch you

[azure oak]

crabulon will now spawn temporary crabs

[pulsar cobalt]

scal will now get rid of all background walls

[buoyant pulsar]

get gp to break the chain lol

[hasty tangle]

[analog helm]

no..............

[white aurora]

wawa

[azure oak]

desert scourge will now be able to undergo mitosis

[dull heart]

desert scourge will now desert you

[valid path]

desert scourge now be able to scourge the desert

[azure oak]

calamity will add a new desert scourge meter

if you dont defeat a desert scourge every 9 minutes your pc will be bricked

calamity mod

[desert path]

if there is not an active desert scourge your game will close

[azure oak]

yharim will be replaced by the aerie scourge

[desert path]

desert scourge should have the ability of every worm

[azure oak]

including the desert scourge

[pulsar cobalt]

all bosses will now reference scourges in some way

[valid crypt]

All 200 segments spawn a desert scourge every frame and they bypass the enemy spawn limit

[azure oak]

it will not stop until your motherboard is a pile of molten slag

[desert path]

the desert scourge eats sand blocks

[lean relic]

ds in desert background when

[azure oak]

desert scourge achovemont when

[lean relic]

i think that will get added once tmodloader adds support for it

[azure oak]

i know that

[lean relic]

SO WHEN WILL THEY ADD SUPPORT RAHH

[still heart]

Amogus

[azure oak]

what is there to be done for tmod other than pushing out 2 byte updates that cause empires to collapse

[lean relic]

💥

[cunning sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/yharim-draerim-calamity-calamity-mod-hop-on-gif-14507370317284012742

oops wrong gif

[azure oak]

why is achievements taking so long, cant they just add it?

can't be that hard

[valid crypt]

💥

[still heart]

Seems correct enough to me

[lean relic]

i know theres library for support but we need official one

[still bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/draedon-live-reaction-gif-26912435

[azure oak]

aurgh

[lapis oak]

346 got cut

for what

[azure oak]

odd

[valid crypt]

insert outdated image of like 10 people getting one person to dig a hole

[stuck kite]

theres also no armor

its actually just

Hammers

[valid crypt]

[stuck kite]

driftwood armor isnt real

[twin juniper]

Just opened the chat what this pic for

[azure oak]

how calamitous

[pulsar cobalt]

but theres a changelog saying all calamity wood types will have armour...

you wouldnt say that it was a

a..

a...

LIE?!

[white aurora]

wait

[lean relic]

sso item/block which is getting add

[white aurora]

cal devs lying now

what the heck

:(

[valid crypt]

wtfrick

[stuck kite]

originally it also included pickaxes and axes for calamity wood but astute players may observed we are not playing minecraft

[white aurora]

what the fr*ck

[stuck kite]

and wooden pickaxes don't exist in terraria

crazy blunder

[steady sun]

Breaks after 10 blocks

[valid crypt]

:(

[lean relic]

Iron Pickaxe the id 1 item

[twin juniper]

cool
Thoughts it’s for scrapped stuff for some reason

[stuck kite]

also

[lean relic]

Mangosteen

[stuck kite]

complete the row

[lapis oak]

Mangosteen

very delicious

[valid crypt]

dev leaks sprite so the infographics are satisfying to look at

[stuck kite]

its a public submission

the bot just Ate it

[valid crypt]

vaporised gif

[stuck kite]

probably

[lean relic]

it reminds me that nacho incident if i look at that fruit

[stuck kite]

its in the same submission image as barberry

so actually i have no idea how you lost it

[azure oak]

btw i dont actually mind people pointing out mistakes

[stuck kite]

oh wait it got submitted with 2 alts and you probably didn't know which one got in

[valid crypt]

devs leaking sprites smh my head

[lapis oak]

leak every sprites ever

[azure oak]

guys i think with enough updates this will truly be a calamity 2

[valid crypt]

im adding 3 extra limbs to every joint in your body

[lean relic]

calamity SSO dlc

[azure oak]

calamity will become an official terraria dlc

so pay up

[lapis oak]

😭 ???

[lean relic]

me when people are watching and attacking kiri

[azure oak]

promoted to centipede

[valid crypt]

[azure oak]

fellas

we must decide on something important

how much in the mod needs to change in order to officially become calamity 2

[lapis oak]

Terraria 2 coming in 2030

[azure oak]

how calamitous must things get

[proud plover]

So antlion skewer will be a weapon? i thought it might be a new enemy

[pulsar cobalt]

mod of theseus

[stuck kite]

calamity 2 is achieved when 0% of calamity 1.0 exists in the mod

[pulsar cobalt]

BIOFUSILLADE DEATH

REAL LEAK BTW TRUST

[valid crypt]

continue making the sprite

[pulsar cobalt]

mf i cant

[stuck kite]

i expected dog to be the first thing mentioned

[pulsar cobalt]

i dont have my computer