#calamity-update-talk
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whoa developers are gradient now
i send this motherfucker one meme video and he's like "i have the insider info"

Floptrix got a taste of being a patreon donator and immediately went to vagueposting
And if you summon the wall of flesh...
this is betrayal
Vagueposting when certaintyposting enters the room
that's how he was born
You're begayal
bagelposting
TRUE
And it's funny to me because I think Wall isn't even the worst Vanilla Boss
It's like
#3 probably
Hell gen is the worst vanilla boss
True......
Most unique? Sure
king slime is the best boss in vanilla
I think Destroyer and Queen Slime are worse than Wall, but also
Wall is the hardest Boss to make good in the game
I hate when wall of flesh is difficult, the prep it takes without QoL mods is terrible

Game dev difficulty mode is making wall of flesh good
hello Mihai
i actually heavily disagree, i think wall is a really neat boss, but i can understand where the opinion comes from
where do you put ml
damn deerclops not even in the top 3 worst vanilla bosses?
its also reasonable to have that opinion
she forgot deerclops
Fair
dont worry, we all do
only possible one time
emode wof 🙏
genuinely who the fuck fights deerclops
Toss up this rubble with considerable delay:
the only vanilla bosses that stick out to me as actively Good are duke and empress
Lemme make a Vanilla Boss ranking
Fuck deerclops.
I really like infernum deerclops and queen slime but they're so redundant that I forget to fight them anyway
i really like wof and twins. empress is up there but jesus christ she kicks my ass
Empress is shaderspam
plop
i do really like the implementation of the wof being timed vs other timed bosses
the conditional for night time can be annoying early on vs just being moving around dependent
i think the only vanilla bosses i can really say i like are eol and duke
possibly golem, but that could have been TRAE movement talking
fellow trae enthusiast
duke fishron is best vanilla boss imo
hi!!
Twins are neat
twins are my favorite mech boss becuase they feel so aggressive
they're very in your face at all times unlike sprime or destroyer
plantera is overrated as fuck
maybe a hot take but i really don't like vanilla prime
sprime is technically in your face but he just kinda sits there and looks funny
vanilla prime is boring
i have a personal vendetta against vanilla twins movement, and against vanilla retinazer having RANDOM AIM
i think normal skeletron is pretty cool
i really like traes version of prime
but its been a while since i fought it
like half of the fight is just circling the boss, fun
trae destroyer goated
i dont think trae destroyer lasted more than 3 seconds but i could be totally wrong
i dont remember trae destroyer
normal skeletron is pretty good - expert fixed a big issue with the fight by actually giving him a new attack when all arms were destroyed but they didn't do the same to prime??
Can’t imagine this being a hot take because idk who’d even be a fan of it
i do remember trae twins kicking me and my girlfriends fucking ass, and sprimes gimmick being my favorite sprime fight ever
so even in expert prime just floats above you after all the arms are gone
but destroyer was just kinda there
i dislike the massive jump in difficulty between classic and expert skeletron sepcifically
💔
he gains like 8 different fucking things in expert
Gotta make some minor reversions to Infernum Destroyer...
fr, love infernum but infernum destroyer is quite bad
At least expert finally got the speed buff
for some bosses its like oh he attacks faster or he teleports
i really gotta check out trae project sometime, i've heard nothing but good things about it
its definitely a bit strong. summoner is REALLY busted in it
but regardless of that
its very very fun
idk why infernum prime had it's desperation phase removed, without it the fight feels way to easy especially compared to twins
one of my favorite accessories is the ice skates in that mod
what is trae
gives you the ability to skate around for more movement speed
It's the Boss Lobotomy Phenomenon pointed out a few days ago in here
oh

what that
Make Boss > Boss sucks > Nerf everything that makes the fight difficult so people stop complaining > End up with a lobotomized version of the Boss where 2 attacks are threatening
Prime desp was funny
Yeah basically
astrum aureus core
(first that comes to mind for me lol)
base calamity or infernum?
this is why you can rungod 3 exos phase
base! I haven't done infernum lol
1 - Twins
2 - Duke Fishron
3 - Empress of Light
4 - Eye of Cthulhu
5 - Queen Bee
6 - Skeletron
7 - Plantera
This is the point where I feel nothing about these Bosses
8 - Lunatic Cultist
9 - Eater of Worlds
10 - King Slime
11 - Skeletron Prime
12 - Golem
13 - Brain of Cthulhu
And these are the ones I actually dislike
14 - Moon Lord
15 - Wall of Flesh
16 - Deerclops
17 - Destroyer
18 - Queen Slime
Damn only 3?
twins on top is based
Making the middle of the list was hard because it's literally just
idk much about infernum's development since I started playing right after argus was added
you at least have to look at the screen for the other phases
Shoutout to Artemis and Apollo being moved down during that phase in order to remove diagonal fall cheese (introduced rungod cheese)
"Would I rather fight Mid Boss #1 or Mid Boss #2?"
that list is a little harsh
Plantera being so high up is criminal
ofc it didn't help at all with diagonal fall cheesing every non berserk phase
it's crazy how 1.4 introduced what may be both the best and worst of terraria boss quality
By "nothing positive" I mean at best "I feel nothing about this Boss"
Like
Cultist sure does exist
we need more bosses like destroyer
metal laser worm propaganda
Moon Lord and below are what I consider actually bad
a&a now swaps between diagonal and horizontal every attack to remove all chese clearly
There was a funny period between those two where you couldn’t even cheese it and everyone just melted it because it sucks
i was gonna say like actually this doesnt sound bad but
what if we actually designed the 3 bosses to work together in a functional way instead of cutting off directions one by one till its either inescapble or completely cheesable
like it doesnt sound bad, but itd be very overwhelming with everything else on screen
did make an infernum tier list earlier, might as well post it here
Just make the mayhem phase designate special combo attacks to each of the mechs so that there's something coherent (even if chaotic) going on PLEASE.....
My life will belong to John Calamity if this happens
continue inf DoG glazing he's peak idc what anyone says 🔥
We'll share it equally between ourselves, don't worry
hopefully base exos will actually get changes now
fr
exos are likely getting a full rework
oh holy peak
Yeah
thank fucking god
No unfortunately it’s impossible, earth would explode
Basically the entire team is unsatisfied with it because, regardless of what everyone thinks
its very fun braving through exos but they're a boring fight without that fact
That's NOT a good state for a Boss meant to stand alongside SUPREME CALAMITAS
Projectile spam
I got my redemption arc with the boomer in Fargo DLC thankfully so it works out
lucille you should complete the full circle by reworking base cal OD 
no idea what that will look now that lucille stole all the attack ideas twice but we'll figure something out
LMAO
fr tho, kinda wish it was it's own mod so I never have to think about infernum old duke ever again lol
Ok but that'd be FUCKING HILARIOUS
thanatos single handedly makes base exos super laggy
Commission me to rework one of the bosses sometime.......
And also make thematical sense???
would it be fair to say that prof guardians do the team synergy thing better than exos
yeah
Yes because Exos have literally none
like, infernum is really good, but old duke is one of the worst bosses I've ever fought
Commissiom lucills now
Old dukebtommorow
idk which is worse, old eternity brain or inf old duke
i dont even remember exos fighting alongside each other lmao
Ok bxk to slee9
its more turn based if anything
Gnnnn
no that one ares and exo twins attack i remember
They’re just the solo ais but slightly nerfed and nothing else
Don't worry, Sunny
I love when bosses work together, inf twins, exos and eternity exos are peak
I am the ultimate ideas girl
Great design
i do have to say OD was the only inf boss i skipped in my playthrough
still need to try the dlc rework, from what i've heard it's peak
no
no
it's like. the eyes shoot a few projectiles while ares is going after you and also thanatos is like hanging out somewhere in the general proximity. and thassit
WALKABLE PROJECTILES, SUNNY
NO
thanatos does absolutely NOTHING the whole time until its just you against it
dude like slithers along the ground its weird as fuck
The problem is that I already have my recent "Wut if I made this boss with my current standards" was already answered and I'd feel terrible for Javyz and co if I were to just pluck a rework from DLC and add it to base Cal, effectively forcing them to come up with something new in order to remain different 
Would hope the OD overhaul would give a little more to work with
I mean we'll entirely redo Old Duke anwyays so
it's an overhaul so like
He is an ass
putting DLC OD in cal absolutely isn't the move yeah no
no matter how peak it would be
Remains brown fishron
what infernum bosses do you actually not like btw, I'm curious
aside old duke
WoF shame
Seriously though I'm very sad that this can't work because it's an absolute banger idea imo
A lot of them I'm just neutral on, mostly
I so badly wish I could've made a rework for Inanis' polter design
exos should be an undertale boss fight
But I already made peace I won't have walkable projectiles in Calamity because from what everyone told me that'd me obnoxious as shit to make
Which one

Programming-wise?
mettaton
you have to bring draedon's viewer ratings up
my problem wasn't even with the walkable projectiles it was with everything else in the suggestion
LMAO
Peak
Yeah I know 😭
which polter design, is it the upcoming one?
For those who are curious, it was an idea I pitched for an Ares Blender rework
Wat
no
blender but you actually get put in a blender
scrapped one that died with 22 i believe
You all (except for the Cal devs that have backread to see it) dun even understand the sheer peek that design was
^
Lost to time unfortunately
Where Ares would fly away and you'd have to catch up with him while he fired massive fuck you beams at you
Ooo
And you'd be able to walk on the beams to replenish flight time
yeah that's the real issue at the heart of it, but you're working on something else and that's fine. we wouldn't mind you as a consultant from time to time if you're up for that
though I do understand feeling neutral on most infernum bosses, there's like 40 of them, not all can be amazing
just make DLC part of base cal clearly
infernum base calamity 😈
just combine every mod into one super mod
I still think it can work with some tweaks but I'm not going to pester people just because I want to live my fantasy in Calamity Mod
wotg base calamity 😈
This entire idea spawned because
tmodloader supreme
catalyst base calamity 😈
I honestly dun think I'd mind a position like that
I think it's still far too early for me to make a definitive call on returning to the team directly in a hands on way, but I wouldn't mind taking on big side tasks like that on an as needed basis from time to time. Keeps the boredom at bay
Only problem with that really is just communication struggles 
only if we can give Solyn headpats
sorry lucille we're putting everything you've ever made in base calamity it's all one mod now
i might have a solution to that if you're up for a dm
I was thinking how an Exo Mechs fight would go between them and my OC and I thought it'd be fucking awesome if they could walk on the blender beams to more easily reach Ares
Sure
And like, yeah no holy shit that's just an awesome mental image to have
No
Secret tos that says Cal can use anything cal related it wants
Run
How do you walk on light
Straight up run on it like a block
My idea was
❓
Water Walking Boots exist
how much do you think Cataclysm could lift?
And by the end you should have Seraph Tracers
Ok well there's the hole
cataclysm like the famous geometry dash cataclysm
Next you're gonna tell me I can jump on scal fireblasts
no
The most logical step is that Seraph Tracers would allow you to walk on some super goofy shit
yea like a mario level
Just reflect everything
Also
mgrr metal gear ray fight
Celeste platforming but it's a boss in Terraria
Lucille, make the Draetalk UI less scuffed and my life is yours
This is only half a joke

Like, it's fine right now but if you ever want to improve it yeah feel free
I find it funny how the endgame infernum bosses are all amazing and then Yharon's mid fight is just sandwiched between them
Your name is fancy indeed
Yharon's one of the oldest Infernum reworks
So it kinda makes sense tbh
this color scheme is so menacing
Take that back
infernum hive mind is cool
Yharon my beloved
no, he's mid he has like 3 attacks in his 2nd phase
Yharon is probably the fight I'm the most excited to rework in Cal because that guy sorely lacks any meaningful personality
And that's like
Most post-ml infernum bosses are really old right, compared to other stuff
The thing we should hit the most in Yharon's rework
honestly from what I've seen Yharon in Infernum has just one attack: charging at you
lets give him perfect human speech
through the fire and flames
and a ring of fireballs around you so basically just one attack
exactly
like, infernum devourer is amazing, exos are amazing, infernum Scal is one of my favorite bosses
and then there's mr dasher
it's honestly one of the biggest complaints I have when watching Infernum gameplay, quite a lot of bosses have variations of just charging at you or just stuff that doesn't really fit thematically
anyway i have come bearing spoiler
My brother in spoiler infernum dog is the dasher
The spoiler
Expressive Yharon animations would go a long way in helping remedy the theming of the fight
I do think the fluffy sprite has its charm but it's not particularly versatile 
🥀
difference is DoG is a good boss

You can't say yharon is bad because he dashes and then turn around and say dog is great because he's a dasher
That's hypocritical as fuck
infernum dog is not like the others
not like us
Not like the other girlstm
Yharon sorely lacks any significant personality which makes everyone think he's still just a pet when
That couldn't be further from the truth
yeah exactly, Infernum DoG is also not fun (his main gimmick is one shotting you at max health, truly the pinnacle of gameplay
)
I'll look at old calamity videos and think, "this is exactly the same as now"
Old duke is better than DoG and Yharon because he comes before them clearly
The fabsolian damage.......
i see no god up here
other than me
Mine
read my message about it again
rebecca please take your meds
Reb you gone insane
god's strongest ideaswoman
can you put on the calval rock
hat
what's the opinion on infernum Scal btw?
I'm calling Madeline fuck you
and?
"i'm calling mom" ahh
I am
have yharon not be summoned via spawn item 🔥
I have at least one attack idea for every Boss in the Mod
anyway have spoiler
DS bag!!!
you gotta have full reworks in mind for every boss to be considered the strongest reb
The bag
AYE
step your game up
finally
Ds bagg
Damn
I'm washed
pls zeus add yharon flying around the map post ml and my life is yours
infernum deus and wyrm feel like the devs were just running out of ideas because there's so many worms
Reb can't beat 2021 lucille
Finally a place to put my clay for throwing bricks
yeah. 
"Fabsol stop we have enough worms"
"ADD AQUATIC SCOURGE"
based, can see why infernum aquatic scourge has the water gimmick and how sepulcher moves far more sporadically than other worms
We NEED to use this rejected DS sprite
Can’t let it go to waste
Adding the "rejected" is nasty
underworld scourge
abyss scourge
astral scourge
evil scourge
purified scourge
draedon scourge
😭
💥
wait I just realized the armored digger is the draedon scourge
I mean it literally was wasn’t it 😭
Because we have three candidates
draedon has like 5 worm mechs dawg
believe me you don't want to see fluffy sprites
I’m gonna go with the black hole boss
Noxus, circa 2027? 
I mean the destroyer gets a pass since it's vanilla
Noxus cv dog
To me it's between Deus, DoG or Noxus
Why deus
One of the three is getting the black hole attack
Dead star?
not deus
armored digger tiers 1-3, destroyer, thanatos
Narwhal
it's literally from space
What
we should add more worm bosses guys
finish wormlamity.
hallowed worm 2026
i presume she wants deus to impale a star and turn it into a black hole for an attack
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Wheh
Narwhal
nooooo you can't make me
idk if this is a joke or not but that actually sounds cool
Oh it's genshin
Based
🥀
spoiler talk can we explode rebecca
yes
NO
yes please
Morally correct
🥀
@rose laurel 💥
Reb u so washed
months of seeing this gif and i still dont know who's the character in it im ngl
rebecca i need you to ideas guy more deus attacks or brazil will fall into the mantle
It's funny because I actually have another Boss from Genshin I want to use as inspiration for Cal
Wish this boss had more going for it than looking pretty and concepts
it's actually rebecca irl
i'll believe that
really wouldn't mind if one of the worm bosses got reworked into something else
nope
Bro literally only has hype moments and aura
yeah desert scourge
primordial wyrm too imo
primordial already isn't a worm boss it has a single damageable segment and hitbox
need more worm bosses
the boss does so little that it's ultimate attack is making you fight another guy
please dewormify deus im begging you
deus is getting more worms
devs! it's time to add another worm boss!
10 worms for Deus fight
I was literally about to mention this 😭
bringing back peak
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dog and thanatos are like the only worm worthy bosses imo because i literally cant think of them being anything else lol
“Massive black hole, here’s a guy”
Jumpscare
dog could get limbs in some way at MOST
especially looking at phase 2
ugly ass shriveled up being
DoG needs guns
raisin dog
storm weaver too imo since it's linked to DoG
dog to sepulcher pipeline real
ohg yeah i forgot about that guy
Immediately knew you were talking about her for scal
we should make provi a worm
so glad sepulcher was changed
centipedes are so much cooler than worms
She fits so surprisingly well character-wise it's scary
sepulchre isnt a centipede...
it looks like one tho
ik sepulcher isn't a centipede, I mean it's design
nope i lied its a rock a dead person is buried in
where did i hear the first part
The first part is what it is in lore
having more than 2 pairs of limbs and long segments is considered centipede 🥀
The word sepulcher just stands for coffin or some shit
Hey Reb, in this new fabless era, what will happen with armored digger? Are the old plans still valid?
Uuuuuuuh idk
And yet it’s still probably a top 3 weekly boss in terms of the fight itself 🥀
Which is why she refers to it as crawling tomb
i know but i remember searching up the word and google told me it was like a bunch of dead things put together
worm clearly better
No I mean as reference for SCal
😭
dont think armored digger's plans have changed but i also dunno when that's planned for release
Honestly armored digger should just die imo
armored digger should be made into a full boss so we have another worm boss
no thanks!
Another 3*
💥
sometime in like 2027
armored digger was left dead on the side of a road in 1993
yharim
yharim and armored digger update
xeroc update
or is armored digger just gonna be its own thing
the armored digger update
Yharim worm
Yharim in 2027 leak!!!
See I think the funniest thing is that Calamitas in old versions literally was just an edgy Sans
it's over
Oh lol, I could see some attacks beings used for her non-bh attacks which desperately need work, but there’s a ton you could do there
"Sans' first attack"
so true, her old dialogue was so cringe
realistically speaking though i think armored digger rework is small enough to be put in its own patch and released whenever it's ready
We've gone full circle
there are some things we dont need to put in a bundle
Sans SCal is back
rebecca you need to break the cycle of trauma
this is the 5000th time youve done this
TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE, VANILLIN
just thought about my Calamitas plushieless room and got sad
Is scal bh1 still super troubling for new players, it’s the densest one by far at least so it certainly gives a first impression

remember when she said noice if you got the hitcap
The nefarious ouroboros
Yeah no her normal attacks are by far her biggest problem right now
SCal outside of her special moves is just
Ass
And even then some of her special phases are also ass 😭
the baller except it's the faller
or that everything was going well before the player came along, stupid words for calamitas of all people to say
Looking at you, Seekers
shoot from side, shoot tiny shots from above, dash, gigablast, that's it
Seekers killed my wife
seekers killed my grandma
with their point blank shots
charge for 1000 damage in master
besides seekers it would be nice if sepulcher did something besides look pretty
seekers kill
we should readd the hitcap
give him new dog ai
And yeah I'd like to have every Bullet Hell be sorta like Undertale attacks in a way?
id actually kill you
but make it high enough that you have to be tanking really really hard to hit it
he would do something besides look pretty
Whatever happens with seekers, I hope it’s not like infernum seekers in the sense that the flow of the fight gets completely stopped and it’s just kinda bleh
Make them actually structured instead of being completely random
I like it tbh
please no
knowledge check?
I didn't say "make them 100% static"
the random BHs make scal so much more replayable
BHs being random is perfectly fine except bh5
they already are structured to a degree
inf Scal definitely does quitea a lot right, it's really a great boss
I just want SCal BHs to be MORE than just "random bullshit go"
i do agree with this about seekers though
bh5 is so peak
BH 5 vibes-wise is great, but actually playing it is uh
???
It's so weird
Idk something always felt wrong about BH 5 to me even if the vibes have always been immaculate
having to navigate the BH while being chased by maelstrom is great
But the bh5 skulls are kinda odd
they're just randomly there
The BHs after the xyk giga changed make them so much better I can’t say it enough, now you aren’t stuck in the top of the arena and have to build thick walls for it to be bearable
skulls don't pose any threats at all
real
Ok yeah the Maelstrom is the one reason I'm like
I never did that even before the changes ngl
Yes please let's keep SCal an arena boss
we need more arena bosses ngl
can the border be a circle instead of a box
no this isn't fargo
Noooo
Terraria circle
Terraria circle
applies 100 shaders to the box
the border should be cooler than arena blocks
I agree with that
Scal should not have the fargo circle because then maelstrom can't trap you in a corner
Imo calclone should also be an arena boss
peak
This is half the reason why maelstrom is so scary
the blocks are terrible
like ancient relics
It can just push you and squish you against the walls
Yeah, obviously
2017 blocks
also circle would make Godslayer dash not peak 🥀
Hexagon arena
make it a pentagram
The ideal arena bosses to have imo would be like
WoF (I guess?)
Clone
Ravager
CV
Scal
I'm totally not lobbying for square static box because of the arena I spent 120 hours making
Polterghast 
collecting your tears
WoF, Scal already do this
would love for cv to be locked to archives
CV kinda does
Unless we gave the player infinite flight (lame) the arena would be all choppy because y'know
I actually coded that the other day on a branch
keep cooking king
We can't make a curved solid structure
and I had a very peak idea
Does Provi border count
Without it looking janky as fuck
Infernum golem
hell ye
yeah
Give guardians that too
can we give calclone the 
turn Polterghast into an arena boss too (I mean it's kinda already is?)
it isn't
Yeah
polterghast stinks too much rn to be an arena boss
what is the mage emblem supposed to actually be cause it kinda looks like an ear
Every boss is an arena boss if you fight it in an arena 🤯
true!!!!
truest
ravager makes his own arena now
will the calamitas plushie be available again soon?
truth nuke
Remember when polter had arena scaling projectiles
Byeah SCal is a Boss I think should 100% remain as an arena fight because the general structure of it is amazing
Polter block enrage
The Whispering Maelstrom is, dare I say
Probably the best attack in the mod right now
It accomplishes everything it sets out to do perfectly
if someone tried to remove scal box I would rename them on Thank You to "dumb dumb head"

wow so rude, based
Yea
That thing being "scare the ever living shit out of you"
it shouldn't be possible to get out of Scal's arena
The feeling of being chased by maelstrom through BH5 at the end of the fight is such a great build up to the climax
Goes back to my point that maelstrom is a lot less scary with the fargo circle because you can just rungod
my eyes truly did pop out of sockets
Too bad the climax is kinda doodoo
There’s probably a good amount more than I can think of but I feel like the competition isn’t that tough
the climax IS bh5 atm
your move
Sep2!!!!
sep 2 is just filler
That's one of the things I wanted to replicate in the DoG rework
don't have much else to say so back to making calamitas yuri fanfic
BH5 and Sep 2 is the climax, everything after that is just
That intense feeling right at the end
Free
i'm glad you took my feedback about the end of the fight
I usually try to line up BH5 with the choir
because it was really good but fell apart at the end
it's so fucking peak
Also a side effect of scal’s boring pattern
yeah I think the ending needed more I agree
I loved the false end of dog fight in past
it's pretty peak now
Especially the end in death mode goes so hard
really?
we still gotta fine tune it but the general attacks are all finished
omg...
I have one attack to finish
That's fast
for the end of death mode
I'm gonna fucking jump out of my chair guh...
yeah that's what i meant
EoC horizontal dash is a top 5 attack in the mod
kiriblight
I had this idea where after Sepulcher 2, Calamitas would stop using her normal moveset and instead stitch together individual sections of her previous Bullet Hells
which bosses are getting new attacks in SSO?
wat u mean by this? 🥹
You'll find out
it's not the resprite
it's not the resprite
it's not the resprite
it's not the resprite
🥀
true?
Hey Sunny I have a question
I know that lol
I want Sepulcher 2 to be where you actually fight sep
horizontal dash genuinely is awesome, takes a really solid boss and makes it actually better for once
some might say hottake
Like, not what it is right now but the thing it accomplishes
it's not the resprite
After BH 5 you think
infernumpilled rework /j
fuck wrong reply
but Sepulcher jumpscare 2 is nice
Rare instance of Fabsol not ruining a boss

Which is why Sep 2 should have DoG ai
yeah horizontal dash really adds a lot to EoC
It’s really good mhm
Sepulcher should be scarier and start chomping you in sep 2
make it into necromancied dog...
No...
What the fuck is a metaphor
metastasis tooltip or something
I'M GOING TO KILL YOU
Thank you Infernum for inventing attacks 🙏
I love the fact that Sepulcher 2 is essentially a rock perfectly placed to trip you while you're full sprinting to the finish line
so true
is death mode gonna become actually difficult instead of just slightly harder revengence
Well then BH5 isn't the climax anymore is it
I wouldn’t mind sep2 staying when sep gets reworked, or have both sep phases be more distinct
yes
make Sepulcher 2 a bit tankier so the choir can be finished on normal build 
If it's climax into something else into another climax
I mean yeah Bullet Hell 5 shouldn't be the climax
The first climax is no longer a climax
It should be the start of it
sweet
when the auric patreon role gets access to the update a week early will we know when that is
also will there be a sso trailer
yes
yes
there will be a trailler yea
speaking of
Nobody wants auric patreon 🥀
Monday I need to work on giving auric tier their money worth
The climax is scal teleporting on top of you and firing a hellblast
I see a lot online right now
Cinema
cdmusic also suggested something really fun that we might do before trailers
but that hasn't been talked about fully yet, or like, at all
Bullet Hell 5 > Sepulcher 2 > Final stretch
f... fun? 😨
why dont u spill the beans
That should be the climax to SCal's fight
i don't like beans
also i don't want to cleanup the spilled beans
i have enough going on
i'm going spill your beans
ok
Ok fair I've just never seen them anywhere
Byeah my general opinion of SCal is, as I said
Don’t cry over spilt beans
Structurally perfect, execution of each piece needs work
true? almost like they never talked 
I should rework CV
Doze go work on desert scung
No that's not my job
Boo...
Doze reworking every boss before sso so excited
woo
doze go work on calclone
The horror
you should take over Ennway's job and leak stuff for us
ennway is already doing this with tobias
yoo so I saw on the future content doc that the dragonfolly and hive mind / preferators were officially swapped
you should do polls for which boss gets reworked 
im killing you
ok
no this is not official i'm going to kill someone
Lmao
(it is almost certainly happening but it is not confirmed)
It's basically like being handed the blueprint of the notredame cathedral but making it out of hay
The winner results “sorry but we’re waiting for the resprite and retier”
truee
#calamity-update-talk message
what i'm hearing is you want spoilers like this
nooooo not that...
😭
What is that exo storm weaver 😭
Oh you know
EXO STORM WEAVER 🔥🔥🔥
oh this is peak i GOTTA start doing shit like this
Draedon if he made good mechs
we need more spoilers like this
make what's visible as cursed as possible too
mantis claws being a fast attacking weapon has always made 0 sense to me
voidragon spoiler but i lost the footage
fish
fish
that's... Not how mantis shrimp work...
Vanilla weapon copy!!
FISH
oh this is dope!
mantis shrimp are so cool
What if fetid but yellow
true
we should add fetid but purple
what if fetid but explodes
Just like Rebecca
REAL
name it grape juice smoothie
Kills you
i'm readding my goat mandible bow and noone can stop me
I can help you
do it
just saying... if I can manage to balance darts I might be able to revive charged dart blaster
Because I don’t remember the name
raider's glory
re add exo gladius
I almost called it Conclave Crossfire for a minute
but it is sold by permafrost
And does 2% of the enemy HP per hit
and is named Coldheart Icicle
readd every removed weapon but they only drop from supreme permafrost and it drops a single random one every kill
I want to make the alicorn coldheart work like old coldheart
It makes me sad every time I use it
or well
welcome back superboss scal
you get me
work like old coldheart with new shortsword logic
yep
I know they’re removed and it’s obvious why but looking at removed weapons always makes me go “why the hell was this a thing” and then half were forum suggestions by the same guy
same lmao
God’s strongest ideasguy
make it real coldheart
ok I can it would literally take like
5 minutes
I have working coldheart code for current Tmod
the strongest ideasguy in history vs. the strongest ideasgirl of today
i genuinely wonder if anyone still uses that forum page and makes suggs like that
surely its just dead by now
peak dog nohit
Gonna go do it rn
“I have an idea for Auric hadal urn”
i have coded at least two weapons that look like forum posts
🧊
One of which will not be added
oh my lord its still open
fuckin go for it man it'd be funny lmao
AURIC BASEBALL BAT MY BELOVED
The fuck
not as much as the other one
Oml
the other one is triangle's arch nemesis pretty sure
Show
no
Yes
it is too peak to spoil
his nemesis?
Fair enough
the fuck
Square
he very strongly dislikes the item
It better
unfortunately It'll be stuck in sprite hell for who knows how long
Hey
Don't you guys love how fabsol said they planned on barely changing yharon's ai for the resprite when yharon was literally just
oh ok, not like the Mango's skibidi slicer situation
i thought that was casey from enter the gungeon for a hot few seconds and i had to go back and look at what it's sprite looks like in that game
i already gave all my reasoning
Tringle spoil 1 reason
about baseball bat..
oh no
i already talked with xyk.. there might be a evil thing as the melee drop
from cal clone once she is moved
if my ping pong attack ideia gets real

cal clone baseball bat
(I just still think it would be a worthwhile addition simply because a lot of people would enjoy it)
could always be reteired if needed
worst case it could go shadowspec...
is it dust spam
No
Silenced me
technically I have talked about the weapon concept here before
Can't believe there are people who still talk there though
but goodness no way anyone got it
sounds like a shitposting weapon
he WHAT?!
Btw I heard calamity was getting master mode pets, are there any spoilers for those?
Pretty sure the good ol’ upcoming content doc has some images
doze dev weapon
wait the slime god has an eye now?
Devs now have the gradient of them all
Lookin-ass
Staring boulder
is that eye from kirby
My beloved
No, it's the black eye orb from dark souls
It's not 02
which guy
i feel like the ancient crusher could be brought back, albeit reworked. maybe you slam it on the ground and spikes come out, and you can hit the spikes again to fling them towards enemies
Ancient crusher as in
also i know saying this is gonna make me idea guy number two trillion
but its fun to make anyways
The variant of evil smasher?
Least obscure calamity weapon
😭
I feel like astral enchantment did that way better
The spike from ground gimmick that is
oh yeah no defo
but it's a cool enough gimmick i think having more than one thing do it would be cool
Even then astral attunement kinda doodoo
I love relighting cryogen 13 gorillion times
Biome Blade, True Biome Blade, Galaxia
We have 3
why are half of these just crimson or shortsword variants of vanilla weapons
Is that not enough
i dont think galaxia does it
let me check
Hey at least I use Kelvin Catalyst until plantera
yeah no thats more of just homing projectiles
The biome blade line got its attunements changed a little I don't remember what survived and what died
Curse of waiting for sso to release
holy deviantart
Sea died iirc
Pretty much
Broken Jungle, Abyss died, some got merged, changelogs didn't state it very clear
Have to wait for SSO
I remember sea died
Ye it's the Abyss one
something happened to astral but I don't remember what
Yea smth like that
hallow
well any news on this
What the shit
Evil intimidating floating monolith
Looks like a horned one eyed ghost
bro why your monolith look like it's got an insect ass
looks like a beetle queen from ror2 lmao
They all do
bro got the john mantle type generation
Hello shayy the madfrog
The student of Blossom Garden
Astral merge with Hallow?
ya
So when we throw the sword do we dash along with it?
monoliths sprout on hit
How does the monolith keep going into strange positions
It was taught by the Blossom Garden
o
Oh ok, does Galaxia have any mechanic changes like predecessors too?
