#calamity-update-talk

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wooden blade
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tbf the laser phase is the only """"""""""""""""""""""unique""""""""""""""""""""" part of the boss that makes him interesting

thick coyote
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if the whole DoG fight is like the small bit they've shown to the patrons DoG might shoot up from my second least favorite boss to my top 10

fathom girder
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Dog will stand for Doze's oozing Great(boss fight)

wooden blade
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removing it would just make the boss a fucking nothingburger

warm current
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my only guess for DoG rewwork since he's being massive is he's gonna be slower

glass path
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you should had seen pre 1.5 dog

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even more passive and no lasers

dull heart
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this isn't the full DoG rework

warm current
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but he could accelerate

dull heart
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he will still have the same sprite

torn kite
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DoG is the worst fight currently, as much as i hate deus, but even their fight is beter

valid crypt
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Make dogs fight look anticlimactic by standing still for half of it

warm current
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no i mean like the actual reowkr

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cuz the DoG resprite is massive

oblique escarp
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DoG in his current state is part of the reason I use infernum in all of my calamity playthroughs

gritty torrent
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He isn't a good boss in the first place since you can't do much with his current code, but my god are the lasers obnoxious

pulsar cobalt
warm current
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i already did lots of infernum tbf

wooden blade
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gonna be honest i preffered fighting og dog over infernum dog

warm current
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i go death mode cuz i wanna chill

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death mode feels more chill for me

wooden blade
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like i've seen people say "oh but the more you fight it the more you will li-" no

dry whale
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just kill yharon and then DoG with yharon gear so you dont have to do DoG ontier

warm current
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cuz i know that after post-ML i could less lock in

wooden blade
gritty torrent
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Shrimple

warm current
glass path
warm current
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i forgotten how many time i have done launcher and yoyo subclass espeically

warm current
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i've done almost all subclasses

oblique escarp
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I'm doing spears only infernum rn

hard hearth
warm current
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so far the only subclasses i haven't done are

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spear and sentry

hard hearth
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ohh was it release p2 dog

gritty torrent
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@ jfl

warm current
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latter i won't gonna do it

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sentry is hell for me

hard hearth
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wait no was it the version that had sentinels between p1 and p2

wooden blade
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haven't done any subclasses yet

warm current
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same lvl of hell as no hit

wooden blade
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might try one when the update releases

gritty torrent
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No actually

warm current
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kinda

flat folio
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Leviathan video jumpscare

hard hearth
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i cant watch da vid pensive_rick

warm current
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cuz well

gritty torrent
fathom girder
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Does levi post anymore

wooden blade
thick coyote
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Watchign this video proves to me that dog was never actually good, but he did get worse

warm current
thick coyote
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this fight is still boring as hell

oblique escarp
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are eternity exos meant to be difficult or more of a spectacle?

warm current
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launcher has pros of ammos are easy to get in calamity

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flamethrower just need gel

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specialist doesn't need ammo

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unless you actually use true specialist guns that uses special ammo

wooden blade
hard hearth
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guns only

gritty torrent
hard hearth
pulsar cobalt
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like

pulsar cobalt
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jesus christ man

warm current
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do not touch calamity flamethrower addon

hard hearth
warm current
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cuz that's old and unbalanced

glass path
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i remember when dog was claimed hard, then too ez, then back to hard again

pulsar cobalt
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literally the rest of the fight is holding a or d

hard hearth
warm current
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so it got absorbed into catalyst

flat folio
gritty torrent
dry whale
thick coyote
hard hearth
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it turned the fight from constantly moving to stand still and move 2 blocks

dry whale
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not until cosmolite ore

wooden blade
thick coyote
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i thought they just said "name a dog change"

thick coyote
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i missed the good

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i HATE the laser grid

warm current
wooden blade
warm current
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providence and DoG are a menace to me

warm current
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over time i started to adapt via infernum burnout

lyric trellis
warm current
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i just learn they are very easy to fight

wooden blade
gritty torrent
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Hail changelog number 617 for all nohitters...

wooden blade
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it's the only fight i kept going back to because of how much i enjoyed it

warm current
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DoG? Abuse his ass steering power and shield bashing

gritty torrent
warm current
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Providence is just a bit harder since it's an ice queen AI with barrages of projectile

wooden blade
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wdym?

hard hearth
valid crypt
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I find dog actually hard while provi not hard

wooden blade
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have a full animation where dog just eats you

dry whale
gritty torrent
hard hearth
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crunch

fathom girder
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Brb using spectacle more often purely to annoy lucille

oblique escarp
lyric trellis
dry whale
warm current
gritty torrent
dry whale
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abominationn is like around exos?

warm current
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like his steering so fucking ass

wooden blade
warm current
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😭

gritty torrent
hard hearth
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almost every boss is just spectacle lowkey

dry whale
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yharon*

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around yharon

wooden blade
dry whale
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abominationn is around yharon iirc

warm current
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yeah abom is post-yharon

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iirc

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cuz you need auric bar for his summon

oblique escarp
dry whale
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ah

wooden blade
hard hearth
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abomm was kinda goated

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i remember having a ton of fun fighting it

wooden blade
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abomm is underrated honestly

hard hearth
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waaay more fun than mutant

gritty torrent
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Either I'm too calamity pilled or extremely inexperienced with abom but he DEFINITELY feels 2 tiers harder than yharon

wooden blade
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only reason ppl don't talk abt him is because mutant exists

dry whale
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abominationn is goated indeed

wooden blade
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but yeah, awesome boss

warm current
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brand of the brimstone witch is kinda funny ngl, cuz like, after you beat draedon and scal, you get access to shadowspec weapons so it's just some accs that gonna get fused into soul of eternity later

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😭

gritty torrent
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bring back my pre-1.7.1 slime slinging slasher

dry whale
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thene is peak, phase 2 is BEAUTIFUL

wooden blade
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i slightly preffered mutant? but i won't throw abomm in the just because of it

wooden blade
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mama mia

warm current
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how bad was malice exo mech btw

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i only remember it's always enraged

gritty torrent
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Moderately difficult

warm current
hard hearth
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it was unbeaten by testers before it went public

gritty torrent
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Bring malice back

dry whale
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I used to be addicted to leviataeinn

wooden blade
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it was just ass

gritty torrent
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Someone boohoo

hard hearth
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thats all that needs to be said

wooden blade
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too difficult for no reason

wooden blade
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WAYYY too spammy

warm current
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bruh

wooden blade
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just disappointing

glass path
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i believe malice exos were only beaten after their first wave of nerfs

gritty torrent
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I feel like i would enjoy malice exo mechs

wooden blade
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and i remember myself defending this dogshit like wth

warm current
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yeah i can see why mutant is more enjoyable is some way cuz mutant is more fair

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😭

gritty torrent
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What's the very first malice build again?

hard hearth
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and then the meme of 'we did it while testing, we balanced all malice bosses' was born from that

oblique escarp
thick coyote
dry whale
thick coyote
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to release unbeaten content

pseudo pine
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malice should never returN

warm current
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malice mode exo mech from what i see are always enraged or smth

pseudo pine
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it was poorly balanced and unfair

hard hearth
thick coyote
oblique escarp
thick coyote
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perma enrage

valid crypt
glass path
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well rev exos were world arena level difficult

flat folio
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Little do the masses know, the seeds of malice still exist buried within boss rush...

thick coyote
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yeah

pulsar cobalt
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i think we should bring back defiled malice armageddon prepare to die and prepare to cry

warm current
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and enraged state meant to be punishment

pseudo pine
hard hearth
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thats why boss rush sucks nowadays

warm current
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not a difficulty mechanics

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😭

wooden blade
pseudo pine
hard hearth
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thank god i did boss rush noshitting when it was ACTUALLY good........

fathom girder
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This is THE HARDEST mod in ALL OF TERRARIA

gritty torrent
warm current
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only providence that not seen as punishment

gritty torrent
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Speed scales are too much

wooden blade
oblique escarp
warm current
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yeah

dry whale
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infernum?! in my cst?!

gritty torrent
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Infernum scal is thrice as easy as eternity mutant clueless

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Let alone maso

hard hearth
wooden blade
dry whale
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well it really depends on if you do exo first

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Dheart carried hard

wooden blade
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i always considered the exos as the true final boss of infernum

gritty torrent
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Even if you don't use it

wooden blade
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but yeah sure

warm current
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it's kinda funny how fabsol is gone that lots of thruth is revealed regarding calamity's content

hard hearth
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a lot of it isnt even news

gritty torrent
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It's always been known though :stare:

oblique escarp
wooden blade
hard hearth
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fabsol not letting anyone touch bosses was very public

warm current
hard hearth
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fabsol being horrible to work with for devs was very well known after 22

fringe quiver
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the moment fabsol left its like each day some new weird shit he did comes out to the public

gritty torrent
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People like hating on shit because it's a popular thing to do

hard hearth
warm current
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wait a minute wouldn't that mean ares enraged all the time in boss rush

pulsar cobalt
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i dont think it does

gritty torrent
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Does that matter if nanoblack reaper exists?

wooden blade
gritty torrent
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Or eternity?

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Or RPC?

fringe quiver
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I had always been under the impression that ever since '22 things had gotten better

fathom girder
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When i'm in a terrible team player challenge and fabsol enters the room

warm current
silk terrace
wooden blade
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like idk if it was known already but the thing of not listening to critiques and being bitchy about it on testers, i never heard of that

hard hearth
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i figured after 22 things would stay the same because fab would never learn

thick coyote
warm current
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you have to be amazing to make 22 of your developer members to fuck off

hard hearth
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it ended up being true

oblique escarp
hard hearth
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lmayo

thick coyote
wooden blade
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that's what it does to have a p*** obsessed 30yo in commands i guess

warm current
hard hearth
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were those multiple devs in the team before 22

warm current
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well not whole 22 of them

fathom girder
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Yes the old devteam works on fables now

thick coyote
wooden blade
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...

hard hearth
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then they have no idea what working under fab was before

fathom girder
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He isn't 30

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:3

warm current
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what

wooden blade
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there's a reason why he left, and it's tied to his obsession

warm current
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i thought he's in 30s

hard hearth
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so they dont have an accurate judgement of before and after

flat folio
pulsar cobalt
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when was shayy added to the team

warm current
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what's he's obssessed with?

mystic eagle
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They're mostly not really a dev but more like the social media holder

oblique escarp
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I mean I don't care if someone is horny, just keep it to yourself

gloomy grove
warm current
fringe quiver
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To me people hating on fab always seemed like a bandwagon situation (And i mean i think it partially was for some) as i had always been under the impresssion that ever since the 22 incident things had, in fact gotten better in the dev enviroment, and there was nothing really indicating otherwise since all of the Horrors were private
At best i thought he was weirdly abrasive at times but nothing indicates to me ohhh this guy is horrible ohhhh this guy is hell torture ohhhh

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So discovering that yeah no he didnt imrpove at all and was still massively setting the team back was like

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damn

wooden blade
# warm current what <a:skull_gone:1133994471806222346>

you need to hear the latest calcast for it but basically bro was obsessed with p*** and made an entire nsfw server to just speak about it, then he started inviting minors and apparently he even saiod to some of them that they're doing good arts (not sfw btw) while KNOWING their age

gloomy grove
wooden blade
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it's a reason why am glad he's gone

oblique escarp
hard hearth
thick coyote
hard hearth
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he never changed

hard hearth
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despite being like the 5th time he said he would

wooden blade
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i just didn't know it could get EVEN worse lmao

fringe quiver
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he was also pretty edgy

warm current
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so he isn't a p*** but he likes them????

hard hearth
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everyones a bit edgy

gritty torrent
hard hearth
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thats okay to be

fringe quiver
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yeah but he was like a little overboard

gritty torrent
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No like seriously what the dear fuck

summer shore
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Bro is needlessly negative to everyone

fringe quiver
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like a little too edgy

warm current
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wait

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nvm

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i read it as wrong type of p***

wooden blade
warm current
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bruh

wooden blade
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which is what he did

fringe quiver
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if you wanna be freaky dont be freaky near children

warm current
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that

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and tmod now has experienced this 3 times 😭

wooden blade
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being way too freaky is already bad for your mental so why worsen it

oblique escarp
mystic eagle
oblique escarp
warm current
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bird

hard hearth
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thats correct

warm current
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and outside of calamity

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nalydd

fringe quiver
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Bird was worse though tbh

hard hearth
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the minors werent directly invited by fab

fringe quiver
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Like bird actually Did Shit

warm current
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yeah

gritty torrent
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What kinda 16 year old anyone needs to be to be interested in this shit

wooden blade
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sometimes encouraging some of them artists to do arts

thick coyote
mystic eagle
thick coyote
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you know what 16 year olds are like

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they just need to not be aroud adults

wooden blade
hard hearth
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every 16yo knows what porn is, but that doesnt justify letting them be in 18+ places with people older than 18

mystic eagle
oblique escarp
wooden blade
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yeah like it's kinda the moments where you start being interested on these intimate things

thick coyote
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its normal (and healthy) for a 16 year old to be looking at that stuff HDfailure

fringe quiver
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the fucking ai type 😭

thick coyote
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just dont invite them to your adult nsfw space

wooden blade
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atp yeah

oblique escarp
fringe quiver
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true..

wooden blade
mystic eagle
glass path
fathom girder
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Environment: prison

dry whale
mystic eagle
oblique escarp
dry whale
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there was a line of homeless fabsol in fandom

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about colonialism

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it is really fucking funny I'm ngl

thick coyote
valid crypt
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Lmao

hard hearth
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hey

fathom girder
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Oh my god no

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Lmao

hard hearth
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dont slap dungeon to fabsol

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im insulted

oblique escarp
wooden blade
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ai: jeffrey epstein

hard hearth
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dungeon is a sacred place...

glass path
wooden blade
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not really but it's funny

mystic eagle
thick coyote
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whoops im dumb

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i got myself automodded

hard hearth
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idc..

wooden blade
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oh

thick coyote
hard hearth
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dungeon is a friend server and we all hate fab in there

mystic eagle
dry whale
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should be 25

dull heart
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hi

valid crypt
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25 bullet emote

wooden blade
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i don't know what it means but it's prolly funny

thick coyote
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hes homophobic but into having his oc in nsfw art with other girls

So yeah, he is

hard hearth
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25/25/25

wooden blade
fringe quiver
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hi john wulfrum acrobatics pack

obtuse hawk
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super spoilers

pulsar cobalt
fringe quiver
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its true the chat is incredibly spoilerous right now

oblique escarp
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iykyk

fringe quiver
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we probably should move on to something else atp

dry whale
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guys I think we all should explode tsuki

raw falcon
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His fucking vanitiy items tooltip was estrogen

wooden blade
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ANYWAY GUYS, WHAT IF CRABULON DID A CRAB RAVE DANCE AND INSTANTLY KILLED THE PLAYER

mystic eagle
wooden blade
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THAT WOULD BE VERY UNIQUE AMIRIGHT?

raw falcon
wooden blade
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let's copy fables then :3

gritty torrent
dry whale
gritty torrent
dull heart
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what if

mystic eagle
raw falcon
oblique escarp
obtuse hawk
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those who wires

wooden blade
mystic eagle
wooden blade
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NO HE NOT

fringe quiver
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aureus is NOT a crab

pulsar cobalt
fringe quiver
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he is . a . a thing

oblique escarp
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if you stab a woman with a straw and try drinking you'll get estrogen

fringe quiver
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i hate auraeus. hate

mystic eagle
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Aureus is now a crab

wooden blade
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he is an object

raw falcon
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aureus is a spider

fringe quiver
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my new calmain bit

urban cloak
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astral spider robot

summer shore
dry whale
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aureus always has been a crab

wooden blade
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he's a horshoe crab

summer shore
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Finish your SENTENCE

wooden blade
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so not a crab

valid crypt
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Kill all chemicals ever

gritty torrent
dull heart
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no

dry whale
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garbo told me aureus is a crab, he must know

oblique escarp
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no aureus is a robot

fringe quiver
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i'm going from being the scoog fan to the aureus hater

summer shore
mystic eagle
raw falcon
urban cloak
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Beware

twin juniper
pulsar cobalt
thick coyote
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without going into detail

fringe quiver
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yep

dry whale
gritty torrent
mystic eagle
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YOU SMELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pulsar cobalt
thick coyote
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yes

dawn ferry
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i agree remove aureus from the game he sucks ass

wooden blade
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(btw speaking of aureus, i like the idea that aureus spawns in early hardmode killing ennemies, just for him to be more and more infected and become current aureus)

oblique escarp
pulsar cobalt
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we should replace aureus with chikorita from pokemon

mystic eagle
fringe quiver
dry whale
obtuse hawk
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i like interstellar stomper

fringe quiver
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I'm glad it's being implemented

raw falcon
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So if we mix man juice and woman juice together, do we get the gender fluid?

wooden blade
wooden blade
cunning sequoia
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tread lightly

wooden blade
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it also fits aureus well since his lore is litterally that

fringe quiver
wooden blade
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examine the astral biome and ends up becoming infected

dawn ferry
wooden blade
cunning sequoia
fringe quiver
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KILLS you

cunning sequoia
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i am full of chortles and laughs

pearl sentinel
fringe quiver
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hi im woman ^-^

thick coyote
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woman here

mystic eagle
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Woman III here

oblique escarp
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I'm estrogenless woman :<

cunning sequoia
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kills women

wooden blade
fringe quiver
dry whale
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damn thats a lot of women

fringe quiver
pearl sentinel
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can i be the deus lover thedeceiver

wooden blade
dense sundial
raw falcon
thick coyote
cunning sequoia
dense sundial
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Where do the crystals attach

valid crypt
gritty torrent
fringe quiver
valid crypt
dense sundial
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Why are there cables attached to the tips of its front legs

pearl sentinel
fringe quiver
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His design is just. Incomprehensibl

wooden blade
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remember kids! in this world, it's kill! or be killed!

dawn ferry
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what does he look like before being infected

fringe quiver
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i hate you aureus except not for the reason everyone else hates you

cunning sequoia
pulsar cobalt
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why does it look like he has monolith on his legs

oblique escarp
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Aureus is a robot he told me himself

gritty torrent
raw falcon
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i fucking hate deus he stole my wife he fucked my crops

cunning sequoia
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aureus is a metagross

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thats like

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the only thing it resembles

pearl sentinel
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just different amounts

fringe quiver
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yeah it kinda has the metagross bodyplan

dawn ferry
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just kill aureus anyway no one like him 😔

urban cloak
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They just sorta float

cunning sequoia
dry whale
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LMAO

cunning sequoia
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this person is full of lies and bad takes

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💔

hard hearth
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who hates chikorita

pulsar cobalt
hard hearth
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ill kill them immediately

cunning sequoia
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thank you ein

dawn ferry
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i think your takes are terrible 💔

raw falcon
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aureus is just a floating mass with floating legs

pearl sentinel
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thank you ein

cunning sequoia
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i knew you would understand

pulsar cobalt
obtuse hawk
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evil pineapple calamity

hard hearth
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worst grass starter..

dry whale
dawn ferry
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better than chikorita

cunning sequoia
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anyway metagross is supposedly based on a spider so aureus is inspired by a spider by technicality

hard hearth
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nope

cunning sequoia
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NO crab

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🛑

thick coyote
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Chikorita haters out themselves as dumb idiot big dumbos becusase Chikorita would be a great starter in any region thats not Johto, Johto just HATES GRASS TYPES in particular

obtuse hawk
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giant enemy astral spider sounds cool

urban cloak
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I'm still not sure where people even see the crab in aureus in the first place ngl

dawn ferry
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everyone loves lying now huh

wooden blade
hard hearth
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gamefreak needed to give it protean because otherwise it would be dogasswater

wooden blade
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i mean there's an arachnid litterally called "horshoe crab"

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so he can be both acthually

hard hearth
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meanwhile meganium: friend shaped :)

oblique escarp
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Aureus should be an underground astral boss imo, I feel like the concept of it climbing walls and jumping from them is cool

unkempt wigeon
obtuse hawk
cunning sequoia
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what

pulsar cobalt
oblique escarp
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peter, the aureus is here...

pulsar cobalt
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learn to read IDIOT

wooden blade
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a spider that climbs walls

cunning sequoia
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i have an image for this

wooden blade
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hmmm yes of course

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fuck it's genius..

dry whale
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aureus is a slime

wooden blade
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why i did not think of that

raw falcon
unkempt wigeon
raw falcon
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crooked ahh body plan

oblique escarp
valid crypt
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Aureus with queen slime ai

unkempt wigeon
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Why would it be named horseshoe crab if it is not a horse or a shoe or a crab

pulsar cobalt
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its a fucking HORSESHOE

summer shore
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not to be confused with manshoe

wooden blade
lean relic
summer shore
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WHAT

dawn ferry
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this might be the worst gif ever

oblique escarp
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worm

wooden blade
hard hearth
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awful gif

raw falcon
cunning sequoia
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fuck you, space yaoi

wooden blade
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if anything it's pretty obvious (and cool)

pearl sentinel
hasty tangle
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dont forget btw

hard hearth
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i should take away your embed perms for that

pearl sentinel
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i love deus

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gp do you like deus

lean relic
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NOO

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🪦

wooden blade
hasty tangle
thick coyote
dry whale
pseudo vector
valid crypt
raw falcon
cunning sequoia
raw falcon
pseudo vector
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or aureus and deus

fringe quiver
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tofu mention

pseudo vector
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yeah

fringe quiver
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deploy the bug

pearl sentinel
obtuse hawk
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hi cd

cunning sequoia
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tofu my goat

fringe quiver
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to the mines tofu

raw falcon
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tofu mentioned, peak respected

fringe quiver
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to the mines!

oblique escarp
fringe quiver
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the mines call for you

mystic eagle
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Fuck you

Dron and Yharon

pseudo vector
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those are some very cute designs tho i can't lie

pearl sentinel
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I thought you were based,,, but now ur cring ,, ,, ,

raw falcon
#

I fucking love tofus art

valid crypt
#

Tofu to the yaoi mines

cunning sequoia
dense sundial
late eagle
#

Guys Is there any chance this weapon be at least resprited

wooden blade
oblique escarp
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yaoi good but yuri better

cunning sequoia
#

deus is cool too but even they admit its not all that fitting blep

mystic eagle
wooden blade
#

that's john calamity

wooden blade
valid crypt
raw falcon
wooden blade
#

wdym he's dead?

fringe quiver
#

tofu drew yuroi? yauri? on roydev a while back it was awesome

raw falcon
#

We shot him with the 25 bullet

wooden blade
#

he's still there

mystic eagle
#

Yeah John Calamity got shot at the end of the movie

wooden blade
#

just go to legendary mode

#

he's still alive!

obtuse hawk
#

omega super spoilerous prime

pulsar cobalt
fringe quiver
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its like its kind of yuri but also kind of yaoi but also neither

pulsar cobalt
#

what

raw falcon
cunning sequoia
#

thats

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thats just

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bi people

fringe quiver
#

nono its

cunning sequoia
#

i think

fringe quiver
#

its something else

cunning sequoia
#

i dont get it

mystic eagle
#

Uhhhhh spoiler

Wulfrum Screwdriver is getting buffed next update

late eagle
cunning sequoia
#

youre incomprehensible

pulsar cobalt
#

non binary????

wooden blade
fringe quiver
#

ive literally shown it to you in dms garbo.......

raw falcon
oblique escarp
#

idk who the person is that draws the deviantt x calamitas art on the subreddit but I like it because yuri sustains me

cunning sequoia
fringe quiver
#

ya thats gao

#

what the fu

wooden blade
#

it's the mechanic of the weapon that i don't like

vivid hemlock
mystic eagle
oblique escarp
wooden blade
pulsar cobalt
#

just like that

cunning sequoia
valid crypt
wooden blade
#

EVIL MF

fringe quiver
fringe quiver
oblique escarp
fringe quiver
#

drub...

late eagle
cunning sequoia
wooden blade
#

USING YOUR POWER FOR EVIL PURPOSES..

cunning sequoia
#

science yaoi

fringe quiver
#

real and true

pulsar cobalt
vivid hemlock
wooden blade
#

susie would say that btw

fringe quiver
pulsar cobalt
#

im like susie if she also was also noelle at the same time

vivid hemlock
#

tsuki is like a sponge

#

ancient

pulsar cobalt
dawn ferry
#

you are just making up words now 😭

pulsar cobalt
#

u got soggy and wet

pearl sentinel
pulsar cobalt
#

like a cat

wooden blade
#

a very smart bully

oblique escarp
#

I wanna keep writing calamity yuri fanfiction but I don't have much energy rn

vivid hemlock
vivid hemlock
fringe quiver
#

im cheese

wooden blade
#

but sponges are plants

fringe quiver
#

im also xxaureuskiller2011xx

pulsar cobalt
vivid hemlock
#

sponges are NOT plants

wooden blade
#

yes they are

#

look at spongebob

vivid hemlock
pearl sentinel
#

sponges are animals

pulsar cobalt
#

nuh uh

pearl sentinel
wooden blade
#

no they're not

pulsar cobalt
fringe quiver
#

how it feels to have a marine biology special interest

pulsar cobalt
#

the only one that properly incapsulates how i scream at people sometimes

vivid hemlock
#

sponges are animals not plants yeah

wooden blade
#

they're bacterias

cunning sequoia
#

im like kris in the way i have an eldritch entity controlling my life essence forcing me to harm my close friend's mental health

fringe quiver
#

im dying

dry relic
pearl sentinel
#

sponges are animals

wooden blade
#

(jk i know they're animals i just didn't find anything funny to say)

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but yeah ANOTHER MARINE BIOLOGY ENJOYER WOOHOO

dawn ferry
#

do hedgedogs love sponge

modern grove
#

Terraria chalklamity mode

vivid hemlock
#

🥀

obtuse hawk
wooden blade
#

kris deltarune noticing susie deltarune eating the chalkamity...

cunning sequoia
#

discuss

vivid hemlock
modern grove
#

Nah

vivid hemlock
#

destroy

oblique escarp
#

bro everytime I go on the subreddit to check if Gao has uploaded more yuri to sustain my soul there's like 5 people talking about scorn eaters

pulsar cobalt
oblique escarp
#

I can't escape it

modern grove
#

Discuss

wooden blade
vivid hemlock
boreal edge
dawn ferry
#

ok remove polter too

wooden blade
#

nooooooo keeep the more annoying plantera in the mod pweaaaase

#

that fucking bird that i hate

fringe quiver
dry relic
#

spongebob

fringe quiver
#

literally just plantera alolan form

obtuse hawk
fringe quiver
#

from grass/poison to ghost/rock

#

💔

thorny glacier
dense sundial
wooden blade
#

and just like alolan forms, they look better than their original version

#

runs nervously

dense sundial
#

…what even is it? I don’t see anything

fringe quiver
#

its a plantera shaped ghost with gray rocks it uses as armor

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the rocks are supposed to be like dungeon bricks but it does not read like that in the slightest

thick coyote
#

ok was the community just alwyas stupid or in old lre was polter ACTUALLY plantera's ghost

dense sundial
#

I mean it has mandibles and leg-tongue-thingies

wooden blade
#

and then becomes this

summer shore
lavish otter
#

I love the top left comment, "Malice King Slime is the 'welcome to malice mode' boss"
Like yeah, no shit, it's either King Slime or Eye of Cthulhu for just about every difficulty

wooden blade
fringe quiver
summer shore
thick coyote
#

i like how this was said as a selling point

wooden blade
#

i really don't what hapen

thick coyote
#

like yeah that sounds GREAT

dense sundial
summer shore
hasty tangle
#

1.5.0 quick was fucking broken

lavish otter
wooden blade
wooden blade
#

like one of my ocs is litterally based on the exos i hate it

dense sundial
#

Sure ain’t realistic though!

wooden blade
#

oh damn

thick coyote
wooden blade
#

i underestimated this community too much

fringe quiver
#

the idea of polterghast using bricks and just random bullshit it absorbs from the dungeon as armor is cool in theory but the execution is horrible because they aren't read as bricks as much as they're just read as gray rocks and they also don't really look in any way like random debris and stuff polter absorbed because their shapes are too smooth and similar in size and shape + fit in way too perfectly to the point they seem organic in some places, like the mandiblesa

wooden blade
#

tbh, i never understood what polter was supposed to be when i first seen him

lavish otter
# lavish otter I'm not too surprised

Honestly, the funniest part (to me at least) is that every boss having predictive attacks was a selling point
Like, you're spelling out the fact that you're a lazy hack

dense sundial
#

I think the moral of this story is that Polter should be a bunch of separate sprites crammed loosely together with code

#

Really make it an amalgam

fringe quiver
#

would unironically go hard ngl

thick coyote
#

isnt malice guards where GP quit nohit on that playthrough or am i misremembing

wooden blade
#

that's kinda what his resprite is tho?

fringe quiver
#

I wouldn't be surprised if the new design kind of has that going for it with its armor

wooden blade
#

a bunch of corpses mixed together

dry relic
hasty tangle
#

thankfully 1.5.1.4 iirc reworked them to be at least possible

thick coyote
#

ahhh

fringe quiver
#

iirc the armor will just have random pieces from 1 of 3 different sets based of the dungeon's diff skeleton factions (rusted, blue, hell)

summer shore
#

Pretty sure tobiar showed some of polter's new armor

#

Yea

hasty tangle
#

byeah if that version was delayed by another week or so i wouldve just skipped and done folly

thick coyote
#

oh right i think what i remember was you not updating to try to do the release version or something

#

ok im just dumb

#

i made it up

#

my b it was how many years ago now

hasty tangle
#

malice came out in 2021

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and was removed in mid 2022

#

so about 3 years ago

thick coyote
#

yeah 4 years lmao

fringe quiver
wooden blade
#

i really was in highschool when 1.5 released

#

now i'm at my third grade..

#

and still no yharim ffs

dense sundial
#

If it still uses bricks as armor can it have the different colors

fringe quiver
#

that'd be neat, i think its moving away from the bricks tho

thick coyote
#

the bricks change color and it has different patterns based off the color imagine

summer shore
#

It doesn't use bricks

fringe quiver
#

more so just uses random armor pieces from fallen soldiers and stuff

summer shore
#

Yea

#

Cheese find the image..

viral merlin
#

polterghast definitely should do things

hard hearth
#

too long...

hasty tangle
#

nov 16, 2021 - aug 21, 2022

#

so like 9 months?

hard hearth
#

about so

#

even worse

fringe quiver
#

had to scroll up to hell and beyond guhhh but i'm not sure if these are still being used or not but the concepts there

#

think they might've been shelved but i'm not sure so take that with a grain of salt

obtuse hawk
#

i like the blue version

fringe quiver
#

the idea is that each polter would spawn with a different combination of armor pieces and stuff

#

thats not confirmed to happen

#

but its an idea thats been thrown around afaik

modern grove
#

i think just having variations of the sprite would be awesome

#

like fables crab

fringe quiver
#

yea variations would be cool if the diff combination thing dosent work out

vivid hemlock
#

i love boss variation

barren nacelle
#

Alright man sure

vivid hemlock
#

i think the reworked follies could use some variation so its not just the same bird but in different sizes

thick coyote
#

follies plural?

#

murderswarm in real?

wooden blade
#

give him different colors

#

not the same anymore

vivid hemlock
#

feels like a missed opportunity to have a boss theme called murderswarm for a boss that has like 3 minions around at most

valid crypt
#

Make folly like lepus where it can spawn itself

vivid hemlock
#

killing you

thick coyote
thick coyote
#

but its called that becuse Bumblebird was a swarm fight at the time

hard hearth
#

6 bumblefucks at the same time

lyric trellis
#

Yharon summoning a muderswarm mid-fight

dense sundial
#

Follies of a bunch of different ages in an according bunch of plumages, commanded by an extra-colorful adult male

summer shore
#

Peacock colours for the leading male

hard hearth
#

yaron :)

summer shore
#

True

#

Big folly cosplaying as yharon

valid crypt
#

Yharon should stay virgin

vivid hemlock
#

exploding melon gun for mininterpreting

summer shore
#

deserved

valid crypt
vivid hemlock
#

💥

dense sundial
lyric trellis
#

If only the yharon pets were canon, would change everything

hard hearth
#

ofc it would

summer shore
#

give cryogen a shield

#

It's that simple

hard hearth
#

i also would love to pet yharon

dense sundial
#

Cryogen has a shield and it’s nothing but annoying

summer shore
#

You're an

mystic eagle
vivid hemlock
#

cryogen shield....

lyric trellis
valid crypt
#

Have cryogen spawn some ice enemies

lyric trellis
#

Horror

dense sundial
#

I’m starting to think Dokuro’s Cal music titles were kind of randomly stuck together because I wouldn’t have ideas for these bosses either

lyric trellis
#

Welcome back cryogen music

dense sundial
#

What do you call the theme of Duke Fishron 2

summer shore
#

He's old and he's poisonous

#

Toxic wisdome

mystic eagle
lyric trellis
#

Dokuro cooked so hard for Toxic Wisdom

vivid hemlock
#

cryogen is like an icecube you cant really do anything with that

thick coyote
dense sundial
#

It could be the case for a lot of songs in general and I’m confirmation biased

summer shore
#

Shout out to risk of rain and ultrakill songs

mystic eagle
#

Shoutout to the DKC song names

thick coyote
#

arent a lot of RoR song names references

mystic eagle
summer shore
thick coyote
#

i know The Rain Formerly Known as Purple is

summer shore
#

Some aren't though

hard hearth
#

purple guy

mystic eagle
#

Engage the Enemy, anyone??

lyric trellis
#

Song titles should be as long as lore item descriptions to give insight into the boss and what it should do

hard hearth
summer shore
#

The genocidal PARROT DRAGON that can REBIRTH OTHER DRAGONS but ONLY if they have their SOULS intact

vivid hemlock
#

🔥

cunning sequoia
#

Rise Of The Yellow Armor Guy Who Killed A Lot Of People And Pretends To Be A Fallen Hero But Is Actually A Bitch

summer shore
#

Fallen scout robot corrupted by space cancer and turned evil

valid crypt
#

Friendly Space Worm Infected With Moldy Food

thick coyote
#

Coward Fire Goddess Underestimates You

valid crypt
#

-# does she underestimate you?

thick coyote
#

yes

vivid hemlock
#

malicious pig dragon thats as old as the beach

hard hearth
#

maybe

thick coyote
#

Provi primarily uses hit and run tactics

hard hearth
#

malicious mention

thick coyote
#

so the assumption is that she underestimated us

cunning sequoia
#

mall ice

valid crypt
#

The entire reason the profaned enemies attack is cause she knows you could kill her no?

valid crypt
valid crypt
hard hearth
#

GRAAAAAAGH

#

delete lore

thick coyote
#

no

#

EVERYTHING

#

must have an intricate reasion

mystic eagle
cunning sequoia
hard hearth
#

yeah i have my own mob and yeah this biome is all mine

summer shore
#

garbo's biome is a landfill

cunning sequoia
#

fuck yeah

hard hearth
#

☠️

vivid hemlock
pulsar cobalt
hard hearth
#

ourple

#

purple... guy

#

...?!

#

garbo is purple guy

pearl sentinel
fringe quiver
#

beach? old?

pulsar cobalt
#

BEACH THAT MAKES YOU OLD

#

AND @fringe quiver LIVES IN IT

fringe quiver
pulsar cobalt
#

I BET YOU HAVE TOO MANY WRINKLES U CANT COUNT THEM ALL

fringe quiver
#

what the FU

lean relic
pulsar cobalt
#

I JUST KNOW IT

valid crypt
#

Whats with the scal goomba image ive been seeing

cunning sequoia
#

old like cheese

summer shore
#

Tsuki is probably 231 years old

valid crypt
#

Nah tsuki gives me 6 year old energy

vivid hemlock
#

tsuki is a 2 year old stuck in the body of like a 1000 year old tree

summer shore
#

Like one of them touhou vampires

#

Technically old as hell but still acts like a tiny gremlin

pulsar cobalt
#

i am an enigma

wooden blade
summer shore
#

Calamitus

hot pebble
#

You may have noticed that I have been unsuccessfully making a mod for the Doom Slayer arsenal

#

I started doing this because I wanted a battle between the Godslayer and the Doom Slayer

#

I mean, really, what could be cooler?

dense sundial
#

but does it beat bayle

hot pebble
#

Use BFG-9000 on Yharim

#

Can he dodge it?

hasty tangle
#

i assume he can dodge the plasma ball just fine

valid crypt
#

Doom slayer is wrecking yharim

hasty tangle
#

but hitscan is undodgeable

hot pebble
#

"Hey Doomguy, Yharim killed a lot of bunnies, as proof, I stole this bunny banner from him"

dull heart
#

yhamalgam

pulsar cobalt
#

or uses counter scarf

dull heart
#

or rams you right when you fire

hard hearth
#

he cant dodge these

hot pebble
cunning sequoia
stiff light
#

what

#

tena

hot pebble
#

By the way

#

Hi nEin

fringe quiver
#

can we add tenna deltarne to calamity mod .

#

nbew boss yo ufight after yharim

#

he beats you t o dea

stiff light
#

i love tenna

#

helo tenna please mary me

hot pebble
#

Started with a discussion about who would win, Doom Slayer or Yharim, and came to "helo tenna please mary me"

cunning sequoia
stiff light
#

yay

rose laurel
#

I will let you know

#

Something I should've done a long time ago

#

I'm making sure the new Ark is good

#

And yesterday I realized HOLY SHIT THIS THING SUCKS TO USE ON SCAL AND EXOS

#

And it's not even fault of the weapon

#

It's entirely the Bosses

hot pebble
#

It is better to use Zenith

rose laurel
#

I mean in my opinion yeah because I designed the reworked Ark