#calamity-update-talk
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Fabsolian Golem
Fabsolian Golem
Hey, wait a minute…
also i legit cant go back to base calamity golem after fighting infernum
At least ravager is getting reworked
gabsol folem is genuinely awful to fight
its the worst of what i call "bullet vomit", it just fires so fucking many projectiles
its stupid
some of them bounce too, so it just gets worse and worse
and its all randomized
Golem if he was fucking dogshit
theres no pattern
Ravager is Patrick
That's just patrick screaming at what he's looking it at.. (trash)
deathmetal patrick
And yeah i perfectly hear it lmao never thought of it at first
Patrick if he was a white goth
Queeestion
So now that there is more freedom for the team
¿The DoG will get more changes or will stay with the plans they had already (the bigger sprite and rework)
it depends
Dog unwormed when
a morbillion years
balala
Banana
Banana
Banana
potassium
K
Z = 19
brainrot mode activated
balala
Hi nEin
He is becoming a marble and granite guy
👁️
Granite elemental:
marble elemental when
when ravager isnt the easiest boss in the entire game
Mr. John Marnite himself
Clone calamitas get rework?
not yet
"i used to be nothing but the [earth] guy, now am the [it marbles! No, stop help me it maarbles!!] guy"
LMFAO
Stonton
spam tong
add 17 new miracle matter variants
500 cigarettes
how miraculous
okay now I've seen the 500 cigarettes
it's like I've been standing my entire life and just sat down
I remember I wanted to draw Ravager seeing a player in the hallway and saying on the radio "He's just standing there... Menacingly"
Yeah, let's make it so that the Calamity community can't imagine Ravager without Patrick's voice.
REAL
Wait a minute...
schizophrenia
I look at these saws and think, "I've seen something like this somewhere before."
Here!
Pizza Tower Reference in Calamity
new approach to miracle matter is nice
Zipza woter mentioned???
I wasn't expecting a Spanish meme here
theres way more people than speak other language than js english
hi
hola
right
spoiloons
spibidi poilers
splatoons
oh shit right that's a thing you can do
The speed they'd have to make these with alone amazes me
she is really cute yeah
im gonna be honest, i liked buff arms sand elemental a lot
it seems that even if we had to have waifu elementals, they were still going to look excellent anyways
Why are the sands dying
dia said so
i mean, two sand elemental summons?
they will be obelisks
they will be de-womanized
I assume there's gonna be only 1 sand then
I would've wanted both sprites to split the diff, one hote and one miniboss
but ah well
Which one
A
just a lil eeper...
eep elemental
i mena given ive woken up only a few minutes ago and its currently 3 pm
red nation is gonna shit itself when the elementals get changed i can feel it
garbo we need you to supress them
go awake
give me boobs ! give me boobs woman ! grr !
give me pixel art jiggle physics that exists for some reason why do they exist help me !
they exist because fabsol
can't wait for all the redditors to realize fabsol was keeping the elementals in the mod
I'ma be honest,
wait ACTUALLY?
I'm surprised no one has said a thing about the M1 Garand
oh we have
i thought even he agreed the current designs were embarassing for the mod
I'm like
bruh that's gonna be fun
75% sure fabsol is why they hadn't been changed
chances are he was lying out of his ass to save face lol
true
KEEP MY HORNYBAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO
that's incredibly embarassing to be honest
Erm, Terraria is a kids game
erm, empress of light
i love the new cloud design i can't even lie
dia cant speak on this issue btw
gives biblically accurate angel vibes
Erm she's actually wearing fucking clothes
its crazy how with each day more stuff gets mentioned about fabsol now that he left the team that makes him seem gradually more embarassing as a person
dont look up brimstone elemental in caldev
Buddy, I said I'm making a new sprite
tobias fighting the other devs
yeah cause it was super jarring
will say that ill be sad to see rare sand elemental go becuase she slays but in a tasteful way
I just drew me a probably unfinished yharon (:
ive heard good? things about the newer sprite
😭 god i think i know what youre talking about
the eye thing with the wings right?
it contqains some references that i wouldnt know of
it has a lil body
wrong elemental
oe
one day ill just be minding my own business and some developer will join in and be like ohhh yeaaahhhh fabsol actively wanted to keep the pixel art hornybait on the mod even though nobody else did
this and anahita i feel like are actually solid
and rare sand elemental, well, the vanilla one is a lady so i guess it works?
yeah anahita isnt hornybait shes just a woman
i feel like that applies to RSE too
why is earth elemental the only beefy strong elemental
anahita should have a nicer summoning method, something that plays a bit more into that
But every other Elemental yeah sure can change it, though I'd still want Brimmy to be a woman
should be an ambush instead of
Brimstone elemental is quite literally
Hot
yeah
kill my lures
I feel like all you have to do is make it so she attacks when you get close instead of you having to intiate
Nah that'd be kinda annoying
ya still
I like roamer bosses that just exist to exist
theres better ways
Like aquatic scourge
You know what I think should happen?
aquatic scourge is just a chill guy
Have you summon anahita by mockingly blowing a trumpet in the sea
give her a clown nose and she'd fit right in at the circus
she'd be a great juggling act
We place a rock schematic on the Ocean where Anahita would spawn in
🐱 ❓
The uh
yharon hunting thing
You'd be able to talk with Anahita
no idea what that entails
no way
maybe rebecca didnt share the idea in dev yet
What if you don't want to talk and just murder her in cold blood
I did Tobias just missed it
And then you can take a bunch of dialogue routes which
Eventually lead into the fight
🥀
btw
How about skipping all that
you said schematic
And after the first time yeah you can just immediately walk up to her and go "I'm kicking your ass"
did you mean structure
Yeah structure
give the player a classic "your choices matter" rpg option of "yeah im gonna kill you now" at first step for people who dont care maybe 
Did earth elemental get a resprite yet
So true
Would give you a choice to make your terrarian EVIL and just immediately initiate the combat
"im killing you"
slowly approaching
his drops give Armor Crunch debuff but other than that, ehhh
im still not sure why this was not renamed given its new lore
Is yharim still going to be minos and Armstrong inspired
can we get a moon elemental to be an opposite to earth elemental
i doubt there are any plans for him
hi thats me
LIKE! I wrote a suggestion to rename it! And it got into Devserver... and then got rejected!
#suggestions-voting message
Why?
Since from last I remember fab was for that
Like, genuinely, why
because the devs have plans that conflict with it or your specific name suggestions weren't approved
mostly they do that if plans exist
yea
fabsol yharim ai leak:
Name him earth knight or some shit that gives swoon debuff
or we just didn't wanna rename it
hell
So true
Well then it shouldn't be 🚫, it should be 🔒
idk what that means im not a reall suggestionhead
the crux of the sugg additionaly wasn't providing specific names, that was just a single sentence to give some ideas
it will be a real elemental it will have a core it will be awesome
Thorium boss
john granite/marble
🔒 is supposed to be for when suggestions propose an idea for something, like a boss, that already has ideas and plans from the devs
so ya
honestly i like the idea of it being a granite/marble guy because those biomes really do need a bit more content
you can read this for further information on reactions in voting #suggestions-voting message
not THAT much content but. a little bit more.
I'll definitely miss rare sand's the most, because it's a bit hard to specifically describe, but I guess it felt like there was more character in that design?
None of the elementals are really that interesting
Of course, I'm interested in seeing what Dia will cook up, but I feel like what we could've had will be missed
I'm all for the change
hey, that's my line
its because she has comically large arms, which design wise is genuinely interesting
oh yeah i should clarify
Also yeah, fair, I'm all for the other ones changing!
wasnt trying to say that i dont want it to go
i was saying that ill be sad to see it go
yea Im just saying I never cared for them so I wont
i think every calamity elemental should be chopped up in a meat grinder
i will NOT miss them
Anahita?
how are you supposed to chop up burning sulfur in a meat grinder?
okay except anahita
like im not here to debate if what you're doing is right, only if what you're doing can even work
anahita's design is aight, though i would like her animation to be less Wiggly
Meat grinders are grinders
she is extremely wiggly
You can easily grind up some sulfur
Wait the sand elementals are getting changed?
I mean I knew about Brimmy and Cloud getting changed and those look pretty heat from the blurry images we got
But why change the sand elementals
because they're BORING
They look fine
fine is not good
Speaking of, honestly, I feel like Anahita's could be changed a bit
I get why it isn't, and I respect that reason, but I think it could be a bit more than Anahita but with a water texture
There is nothing wrong with their designs
The only thing that’s not great about the current ones is they don’t match the colors of the new desert sprites
Does that mean they would need redesigns? I wouldn’t say so
That’s something that can just be alleviated by a recolor
What the fuck
Also while I like them personally, I think I agree with Xzier in general
"Fine" isn't really something you say about something that's genuinely good for what it's supposed to be, it's usually just for something that's passable, something that works even if it doesn't do a lot beyond that
who needs woman when you can have the obelisk
exactly
Find my Monolith
omg that image of "calamity summoning 100 fans of a feature nobody cares about" is so damn true
graa the one cal meme i don't have
There has always to be a middle ground imo
What would they even be changed into
The what
at least in hote
Something Something like cloud elemental that's shown today
Sometimes it's hard to tell, admittedly
There are no solid plans for what the Elementals should be afaik
Make it the obelisk
dia said he was making hote sand elemental an illuminati pyramid creature
Create my Obelisk
Gather my sands
make them Triangle's OD resprite
Dia my goat making concepts that work lore-wise without even consulting anyone
That sounds so much more boring then what we have now
As the average tuesday goes in the Calamity devspace
Oh lmao??
Dia 🐐
What we have rn is just woman
But sand
Oh ok the Cloud Elemental design is public
yeag
Current is literally "woman" made of sand
that's how this Discussion started
Cloud ele is sick
*Besides Cloud Elemental
dia posted it in calart

Design with actual personality
Vs
TRIANGLE
Ill miss the eeper but this better
This is not what I thought cloud elemental was
What personality
who says the triangle can't also have personality
Woman?
And also why couldn't the triangle have personality?
I mean
Have you seen Gravity Falls?

It’s a triangle
Most you can do is Illuminati
Being humanoid and a woman give you personality? 😭
see reb's message
don't insult Triangle like that wtf
give the triangle a neat little hat
I'd argue most of Bill's personality is how he acts, and less is in his design
woman = personality
uhhhh
Bill Cipher being a character that exists and saying that triangles can't have personality is insane
someone get dia in here to clear the air this sucks
His design is...decidedly pretty basic
it's just one guy xzier
basic that works really well
bill does modify his design (like when he becomes a layered 3d creatura near the end of season 2)
but yeah
Bill cypher need more anti aliasing.. he needs more colors.. 3 times the size, 3 times the detail
It doesn't matter if the design is basic if it's used effectively
Oh yeah, I don't mean that as a criticism! Just that it doesn't really say a lot about him
I hope it will be real
he also should match the color palette of the biome he appears in 1 to 1
and i suppose it makes sense for him to be very simple anyway, because he's not just a concrete physical being so much as a force
Kirby kinda proves also that simplistic designs can go hard af
Also let’s be real there’s gonna be outrage if the sand elementals turn into something completely different
ok so what
and what most of the elementals are
Oh this is so sick omg
Guess what Elementals are?

there is always outrage at every calamity change
this doesn't amount to anything 
quite literally,
Who cares

And? Anything brings outrage thats why the meme of “summons 300 people who care about an item no one cares for” is a thing
Oh no guys, a post in red nation with 500 upvotes about how they liked the previous sand elemental
let them be outraged
yeah this community already has like a visceral reaction to any change
calamity spoiler talk bad takes whats new
Also to be fair, haven't people always liked the sand elemental stuff?
Lore chat bad takes
I haven't seen the others but if they're all similar to how new cloud elemental is designed then I'm willing to bet they're peak
Womp womp
There isn't anything on the others yet afaik
Anyways
I feel like that was never really a "people didn't care about it until it disappeared" thing, I've always heard love be expressed for their designs
New cloud elemental looks weird
Why is she now biblically accurate Angel
Because she is now goober
cause they thought it'd be cool
i'd question that if we were talking about rare's scrapped redesign
Because thats what they were going for
ok he's baiting
looks weird
look inside
design that isnt a woman
oh you're already here
Don't remind me
Its the primordial force of the atmosphere im surprised it has anything human like in design
Iliked the waterblossoms, but the clunky arms looked janded as all hell
Calamity users when they cant read a design and make connections (everything needs to be as superficial as possible)
dia what did you mean by illuminati pyramid thing
I’m glad those were scrapped they look ass too
okay LMAO
hes true
Fire elemental? Make it a literal person made out of fire
Elemental butchering arc goes crazy
okay but common sand still had an Exposed Crotch i would NOT tolerate that crap
The Almight Floating Pyramid The Almight Floating Pyramid The Almight Floating Pyramid The Almight Floating Pyramid The Almight Floating Pyramid
Cant have more complexity on the design
Curse of Ra type shit
Ok bro turn down your words please
the amount of times ive seen people ask "why xyz design element" without even stopping to think about what it symbolizes or the thematics of it
💥
just install the elemental design revert mod that will exist 10 seconds after their patch goes live or make it yourself
true, i never really cared for common sand
Why is the Sunken Sea enemy not made of Sea Prisms and Eutrophic Sand?
MONOPALETTES GO
Acid Rain ass design philosophy
why sulphur sea enemy not brown
Except it will suck because I'm making animations for attacks that the old ones never had ahahaha
GRAAAAAHHHHH
i think they like black blue and glowy blue things
Why doesnt every enemy have 300 layers of camouflage
still praying for midra head brimmy..........................
MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORLD 🗣️
OH YEAH WE CAN FUCKING DO THAT NOW FOR PHASE 2
why arent foxes green? are they stupid?
DIA
not that the new designs are bad they're insanely goated if anything
DIA MIDRA HEAD BRIMMY
Yo
I will because butchering decent looking designs for biblically accurate Angel and pyramid is really fucking stupid
Yeah alright
what is midra head
Would it be okay if I asked for context?
Yea I agree
especially weird for the one that's a healer, though I guess with better execution something like that could have still worked
Elemental of the Frenzied Flame

google midra
could you like not be so vitriolic with your phrasing
MIDRA HEAD BRIMMY
my goat....
‼️
Woman isnt a good design its just woman
...okay yeah, that's sick
MIDRA HEAD BRIMMY ‼️
I'm down

MIDRA
oh cool
Peak, joing caldevc
i'm sending 739 gauss nukes to your coordinates
Un momento, need to grab funny audio object
he's baiting you
Cool
At least it matches the thing it’s dropped from and based on

The enemy elementals are also changing
Based on?
Why are we respriting vanilla shit now
a+
guys just ignore this user
vcvo 
its not worth it
thats what i'm saying
vcvo is also not official
They are not doing that.
but the ego man
ehhh i would not call vanilla sand elemental a bad design
must be right on the internet
yknow what. im screenshotting this for future reference
Still a bit confused by this
I mean, I get that mods that're headed by devs don't automatically become official just because of that, but why is it not?
I find arguing with ragebaiters fun thats why i do it
The problem isn't Vanilla Sand Elemental, it's that Calamity decided to make every other Elemental exactly like it

i dont do anything i dont find fun when it comes to hobbies
except for, of course, my goat earth elemental
🙏
goes hard
I feel like this is in a similar boat to VCMM, where there's no particular reason why it shouldn't be
At least, not that I can think of
Vcmm is official iirc
vcmm is officially endorsed
So sad Lynel is a red blob now

vcvo isnt really
I’m not trying to ragebait
I genuinely think the current sand elemental designs would be better than pyramid
And biblically accurate cloud elemental seems boring and not fitting for just… random mini-boss
Exactly, that's what confuses me
that makes it even worse
VCVO is not officially endorsed because other spriters don't agree with its vision
Ahhh, interesting
obh
It's a project by Heart, not by the Calamity Dev Team
reduced to The Shape
yeah
heartbreaking
Like if you’re gonna make something look like a biblically accurate Angel
You’d think it’d be a boss
cool design =/= boss
is there a version of vcvo out
like the one from...
true calamity needs more bosses 
why
that's boring
get more creative
oh look nuclear terror is gonna be a boss now
"only bosses can look cool" but why
break norms
wow you got baited
Why should it be?
shame on you
Honestly, it'd be cool to see something that is generally agreed upon in that case, but I realize that'd be a bit weird with the current existence of VCVO
All regular enemies must be Boring
shut up or ill poison your next ice cream
truth be told, to defend MoConnors, I do think it's weird that while the SUMMONED elementals are somewhat different compared to the enemy elementals, it's still outright weird for the summoned elemental to be COMPLETELY different from its original self
See the reason VCMM works is because the musicians have a lot less work to do than spriters too
Mostly because I'm really interested in how the dev team as a whole would interpret vanilla content as a part of Calamity, just in general
If an official form of VCVO happened while the sprite problem of Calamity was still there
Yeah
this is the opposite of a hit post onnor
no
i think minibosses can still look cool
Hi
hi doze
chat can we set something straight
what sprite problem
especially since said self isn't really respriteable (in the sense that calamity is unwilling to directly change sprites of stuff in vanilla terraria)
is that fucking doze back since april
hello john wulfrum
the "biblically accurate angel" is called an opan
hi
no it's pride month
hi
everything needs sprites
^
ok buddy
right
what if I spoiled something
meanwhile the music is already 90% done
(Also, for the other conversation, something that admittedly irks me is how nowadays, people will just assume you're ragebaiting if you have an opinion that isn't generally agreed on, and stick to that opinion)
Yesssss more food!!!
i would be happy
Not to say I agree with it myself, but it's something that annoys me because I see it everywhere now
do it now
opan opahim silver chariot isn't it all the same
/:joke
too bad! i have nothing to spoil
Damn
ophanim is the plural of opan 
fuck you
You're evil

yea not particularly fond of this either
patreon already got teasers of most of my work this week
day ruined
you're allowed to disagree with the direction they're going with the elementals
you should send 100 pixels
reb post dog thing here
No
but you don't need to call the idea of making them more than just Women "fucking stupid"
Like, I get why, since there are a lot of people who genuinely just get into arguments for attention, but I think the reaction to that has gotten to a bit of an extreme by now
Isnt it dozes work
incredible
the other thing
Gotta give patrons their money's worth y'know?
understandable
Oh ok
Because Discord rounds the corners of images, I thought this was just a bullet point
I just feel like pyramid is really boring and stereotypical for something desert related
“Ooh it’s a desert elemental let’s make it a pyramid” as if that’s more creative than “sand woman with sand powers”
can't wait to give auric tier patrons something finally
also i just prefer the idea of buff sand girl over funny illuminati pyramid.
like, simply put, i just find that more unique somehow
it is actually more creative
No no no, y'see
And honestly
At the very least
Woman is more visually appealing than triangle
It's a pyramid that has an eye and shoots lasers
this guy is still going on about the elemental designs 💔
i have no take on illuminati sand elemental because i have not seen it
@ triangle are you gonna take this slander
i dont really care about the other elementals tho they can gender transition away from wom
Because that’s never been done before
Kind of also done to death, honestly
clearly a woman hasn't been done before either
hey how about this
Like woman hasnt been done before either
all ideas suck and we should never do anything again
Like, I think it could be done well, but it isn't particularly creative
nubby....
because nothing is ever original
quick i must react with shadow of abaddon pyramid boss
true
all our thoughts are just a culmination of our previous thoughts and experiences
sand weaver
hired
🚬
which means theyre ALL unoriginal
Sandstorm weaver
desert scourge's husk
make all elementals worms
wait cook
yeah this ragebaiter is no longer fun beucase hes devolved into being hurtful to try to prove his point he doesnt actually believe sadly
well
sad
i should go finish being drunk
💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
sandstorm weaver......................
sandstorm weaver is a crazy idea
Selene i dont actually think he's ragebaiting, you just dont agree with his opinion
we don't need to call Everyone who disagrees with this channel's general consensus a ragebaiter
can we have hell weaver too
Make dog gemcave themed
I am not trying to ragebait Jesus Christ-
just a little sprite variant
so fabsol pilled
snowstorm weaver
wait isnt that just convective wanderer
So excited
have you considered that you're being ragebaited into thinking you're ragebaiting
Then the post-ML variant, Hailstorm weaver
tipsy here i come
heater of worlds 
blizzard spinner
I just think pyramid sand elemental is boring
And I stand by that opinion
No
guys we're getting an isopod boss
i mean i dont entirely agree with him either but if he was genuinely ragebaiting he'd be deliberately saying shit stuff that NOBODY here would like
trust me
my b
Why do you guys think that Dia is going to make the most boring and uninspired version of a design?
people are allowed to disagree with the devs and they're allowed to explain their disagreement to the devs and the devs are allowed to choose whether or not they care
calamity players cant read
i don't
we take everything literally
Who’s we
for some reason
sand elemental should just be a pile of sand
yknow. fair. I'll go and make my conclusion later.
because hes bad!! and i dont trust him!!!!!!!!
nuance? on MY internet????
because it dont reflect the vision of the full spriting team of the mod
again its the same case as my texture pack
Piles of Sand Elenental’s dust
Piles of Elemental's dust
my texture pack isnt a official cal project
LMAO
😭
Wait, you have a texturpack?
yeah
armour texture pack
I doubt my opinion will change when the sprite gets shown but fair enough
Will refrain from further judgement until we get teased
vcvo isn't a thing by all devs
Sand Elemental is actually Kirby with the Sand ability
it's by heart specifically
Ohhh, neat! Is it out already, or still in progress?
its out
well out
but not finished
i think some other devs r also working on it but idrm
i know heart is the owner/lead though
I see, I'll check that out though
i know it because I've used it for a bit
only metarex i think, although i dont think they do much in it?
no other spriter of the team is in it
fabsolian is an attack of the highest order and should not be spoken lightly
(its mostly heart tho)
gn dies
hi tringle trangle
God bless Triangle for inventing the term "Fabsolian"
fabsolisn
Die
typo
where is it? i wanna check it out but i cant find it on the workshop
The duality, "Fabsolian" and "Fabsolisn't"
fabsolism
tungsten enchant
TUNGSTEN ENCHANT
200% true melee size modifier is back 😨
mixels 🥀
no
it was removed before because weapons look like shit upscaled 💔
finally, true melee is viable for a normal player
base volcano for context
legendary + ale + the glove
NO!
The Glove
explode
RAAAAHHHG
blow up
Yea I absolutely hate melee weapon scaling
We already have to deal with variable attack speed compared to like every other class, is that not enough 
That thing was too big to be called a sword. Too big, too thick, too heavy and too rough. It was more like a large chunk of iron hellstone bars
speaking of I dont know if ocotopod ever got its scale fixed
did it get broken?
ocotopod?
15% doesn't do much, does it?
it got a "item scale" increase that changed its sprite scale... and nothing else
hitbox was the same
like i've always thought titan glove is useless and that's 10%
oh Sleepy Octopod
I mean, I think it should be 0% personally
EPIC
ew wtf
😨 horrifying of a sight
and ultimately since it's a vanilla feature, I will support it
mirror blade and mutilator (and anything else from my baseprojectile) automatically gets melee size and speed, unless I specify otherwise
Test it with Murasama
Aww

fixing every fancy swords to be melee size and speed compatible
yeah i'm not going to do that, but i will encourage the stats to be supported by other people
200% size and 200% speed Exoblade 
make a +%500 weapon size accesory but it only affects lawnmower
i mean
cant wait for these new alcohol stuff
you could just make lawnmower 500% bigger
im genuinely excited
I should do
rogue specific alcohol would be nice

It’s planned
stealth based?
where you get the information from
its a bit too small.
Doze
might be hard to hit enemies.
Can’t wait to throw pans at mechs while drunk 
I forgor...
yknow what, haze being that actually makes a good deal of sense
howd u do thanatowos
not my purple haze, noooo
alcohol gives you brain fog (brain Haze) so you can't Focus
i got you
don't worry, almost every alchohol is changing
almost?
not my purple haze, noooo
I wanna do a rouge playthrough mainly for one singular weapon: pan from game with funny skeleton man
old fashioned my beloved
is everclear untouched or something
and everclear
baller effect tho
good
please tell me everclear is rebalanced
Everclear is now multiplicative have fun
i don't use everclear so idk how well or poorly balanced it is
but it does what it's supposed to well so
my go to alcohol mix for mage is Star Beam Rye, Moonshine and Purple Haze
well, it probably won't be that anymore
Will the exo mechs have pets in the future?
I don't think that combination will directly add dmg at all
unless you use stealth
I am planning doing a rogue playtrough, but will the update release before that? no way
I’m gonna say probably not
For the like past over half a year we have always heard “a few months away” as a guess
still true
what did the angel say to the demon
coming straight from YOUR master mode!
lava chicken broth
It's WHAT
welcome back dimensional soul artifact
damn.
I was joking to be clear
Doze did mention maybe having dsa be an alcohol but like he said, Everclear is still the same rn
if this was real then what happens to gilded proboscis :(
ok but proboscis is comically long currently
not like retheming weapons isn't out of the table either
hardmode giant clam weapons
Having bosses during the pillars stage seems weird why move pbg there once deus gets moved lol
Did somebody say that somewhere
yuh said it as a joke
Actually Fluffy specifically said pbg post-cultist and I totally trust Fluffy
Both yuh and fluffy mentioned it, but it's a bad joke XD
Will there eventually be more progression (as in, more bosses between) after Calamitas, before Yharim?
Because
I mean
There's this guy
no
primordial wyrm is stinky and doesnt count
Jared is the best boss
NO 
Chat is the blurred brimmy design dead I couldn’t find it in the doc
you should i'm known for never lying in cst
hey fluffy is calamity adding a snapthorn + firecracker + mornirng star whips upgrade
yea
i KNEW it
it'll make every minion hit do an autocritting 2.5x damage explosion
how hard will you have to bully the other testers to balance it instead of you
no i'll just tell them it's balanced and not to worry about it
fair enough
its being remade
it's going to fking what
I get calamity isn't all that balanced but wtf
that happened in my dream
the mammoidean husk
hey what was the proposed new desert scourge again
i dont think its proposed i think its just real
ok. can you tell me
its not public
fair enough
beloved
the worm bsoses are the biggest secrets in cal obviously
ngl i wish they wouldn't change the current desert scourge to be more like fables
absolutely love the current design and i think it looks sick
????
they're not doing that
If anything it’s less like fables than ever cause it’s not just a worm lol
i wish they made every building look like my house cause i love my house
they're changing desert scourge because
- the current design is not at all a good visual representation of what its supposed to be
- the lack of Fabsol means they have far more freedom which means they can actually design the fight to be what they want it to be, which entails changes to the boss's ai and design
- the current design is incredibly generic chief gonna be real
also yeah this is literally as far from fables as it gets
literally any other design is closer to it 😭
seeing that last point made me inexplicably once more annoyed at new dog sprite
why does death expert astrum deus have so much fucking health man
so i'll just get it out
as a creature design lover new desert scourge has fed me and saved my dying family
it also cured my illnesses and gave me a billion dollars
did it also make everyone at the starbucks clap
hang on lemme write it like a suggestion but also a direct insult at the sprite itself not the artist
mhm
thank you desert scourge
desert scung
Overdone typing a novel
word
sorry, but i needed to release this now
🔥
Cool fact: phrasing it as insulting the sprite doesn't work when you imply later in the text that some other artist should do it
i love my bluish purple metal tubes
My fella this still reads like insulting the artist
this is supposed to be unserious, but if it comes off as too mean i'll probably just nuke it
honestly actually
nah
this is lame
nah im over it
watch some red nation save it and just post it all over the subreddit
sending this to heart right now
i guess one last smork wouldnt hurt now
already saved the copypasta NOT slash j
i did copy it and post it in my personal server i save all the dumb messages that amuse me
but i wont repost it
but just know if you clown on an artist in the future.... 😈
sending it to Heart right now, it's over for you

at least... the amgugu spreads...
btw the actual way to do it is to clown on the design and not even mention the sprite because i doubt the design was made by just heart
yknow... true
the main issue for me isnt even how its sprited, nor even its size
its just how the design looks
fun fact i just sent the message in another server that has everyone this server except u arent in it and we are ALL laughing
yeah i disagree with what you said but i understand your issues with the design
like honestly lets just leave it at that
maybe i should just randomly in my own personal server just type out rants about things
wtf I'm not in...
😢
ye its cuz we always laugh about adding electrons to u
😈
i am very hype for dog resprite i think itll fit the aesthetic of clamity a lot better than the previous one
Maybe we should add electrons to every single one of the atoms of the new dog design
yes. ATOMS. not pixels, atoms.
@lapis oak what did the dog say to the cat
im erasing the design from reality
The only thing i dont get is why the armored form is phase 1 iirc, does cal dev not think that "the armor was actually holding me back" is a peak trope
surely next changelogs patch on 25th
feeding
the armored form is what now
also what ur saying doesn't make sense
wdym youve never seen that trope?
no like
you're saying you don't like how the armored form is his holding back form
yet you seem to like the trope of "armor was holding me back"
oh i mispoke
i meant to say it's phase 2 iirc
cuz like when it was fist shown it got posted with the phase 2 quote
didn't it
It might be Draedon


