lore-discussion

[timber glacier]

Cataclysm was a boxer right

[mighty zenith]

not stated actually

[bleak hare]

Crazy as this sounds I like the concept of calamitas awakening her powers through hate I kinda like that about the old lore and you can just write it she’s basically old lore calamitas (in terms of origin) only her parents were from azafure so she still has her connection to brimmy (she only fights her later down the line)

[timber glacier]

He just loved punching stuff then i guess

[mighty zenith]

he was a well respected brawler

[heavy sail]

i think cloud elemental looks cool, but she just has armor and a lil skirty thing, so not really enough to win the drip-off

[timber glacier]

like the smash game

[scenic kraken]

he was somethin' akin to Yuri Boyka from the undisputed movies

[split mortar]

Possible redesign of cloud

[bleak hare]

Oh sbit that looks sick

[timber glacier]

No more women? Unbelievable calamity gone woke (joke)

[mighty zenith]

top surgery

[timber glacier]

Cloud elemental trans masc theory real

[mighty zenith]

cease this

[scenic kraken]

So we don't know how catastrophe and Cataclysm looked as humans

[split mortar]

[scenic kraken]

I prefer Brimmy

[split mortar]

Nop

[timber glacier]

Whered their clothes go goonerbait new design smh

[split mortar]

Brimmy is getting clothes in the redesign iirc

@long bloom

[scenic kraken]

even better

[timber glacier]

Thank god I can finally die happy

[heavy sail]

and then she'll have no drip at all
very cool design though! quite angelic. i'll miss cool armored lady cloudy, but i like this too

[long bloom]

am i supposed to post the scrapped one

[scenic kraken]

I wonder how much hatred Calamitas would have for someone like Sukuna?

[split mortar]

Idk you are more knowing of brimmy design then me

[timber glacier]

Honestly keeping old cloud elemental as like an ancient version of the cloud elemental accessory could be neat

[bleak hare]

We know catastrophe was a mercenary and cataclysm was a boxer

No bullshit

[west plume]

sukuna would love brimmy but brimmy would feel nothing for sukuna

[split mortar]

The accessories are meant to become more of the element not less iirc
So unlikely

[scenic kraken]

Read the question again....

[long bloom]

the most recent is this but it's from dia

[west plume]

oh shit oops

i misread

[long bloom]

so probably changing at least slightly

[scenic kraken]

# ZOOOWIE MAMA

[mighty zenith]

calamity fans when they see a woman

[heavy sail]

she wins!! her gown is gorgeous!!

[timber glacier]

I meant like keep the old design in like an additional ancient version of it cos her current design does look cool

[mighty zenith]

im gonna start killing so calm the fuck down

[split mortar]

Internet users when woman

[long bloom]

yeah please be normal

[timber glacier]

Raw as hell weapon

[mighty zenith]

like this dont do this

[bleak hare]

Horniest man alive

[long bloom]

[scenic kraken]

Lemme yoink this to show to my friends, they HAVE to see this

[timber glacier]

Is it like a spear or something

[split mortar]

I cannot tell what ot is meant to be but true

[timber glacier]

2 pronged fork

[scenic kraken]

Looks like a glaive

[timber glacier]

Spoon with a cut in it

[long bloom]

i think it's just some bullshit on a stick

and it's peak

[timber glacier]

Peak design

[scenic kraken]

It can slash, stab and probably fire brimstone lasers from the cut

She can also probably do a funny SPEEEEEEEN thing with it

Or

[timber glacier]

I wish I looked like that huh who said that

[split mortar]

I wish i looked like Siffrin

[scenic kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-the-female-rose-zamasu-dragon-ball-legends-dbl-gif-7179684220746195449

[timber glacier]

Also the pink and yellow colour scheme looks fantastic

[long bloom]

say that again

[scenic kraken]

You will one day, never stop believing

The wind is strong!

[timber glacier]

Pink and gold?

[split mortar]

The what colour scheme

[heavy sail]

quite friendly!

[timber glacier]

Hehehehe

[scenic kraken]

You see it as pink and gold?

I see it as black and blue

[mighty zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-friend-cat-image-friend-gif-16014775164715111297

[timber glacier]

Brimstone elemental got that damn freedom motif

[split mortar]

These cat redraws of friend are amazing

[timber glacier]

Freedom from the exclusively goonerbait grasp of fabsolian design

[bleak hare]

Yall mfs look what I just found💎🚨

[split mortar]

According to devs storm weaver fits for it most out of any cal character

[bleak hare]

Holy gem

[timber glacier]

Also whats that weird cross thing next to her

[split mortar]

Shroomble getting crucified

[timber glacier]

Storm weaver gets a new theme with freedom motif in it woudl be fire

[mighty zenith]

[bleak hare]

Is that thing from calamity or wombats improvements I can’t tell

[timber glacier]

Wait why is the shroomble being crucified

[mighty zenith]

idk

[mighty zenith]

calamity

[bleak hare]

Ok

[timber glacier]

Its from calamity

Brainstorm addition

[split mortar]

Calamity, used to have a bug where whenever one was on screen it would die every frame

[scenic kraken]

Also another thing Brimmy's redesign looks like a Crystal Gem from Steven Universe

[bleak hare]

Same with the wierd crab thing?

[split mortar]

Idk

[timber glacier]

Crab thing?

[bleak hare]

The one that drops forest materials

[split mortar]

Only heard about it in regards to the shroomble

[bleak hare]

It’s like a rock kinda

[timber glacier]

Oh clad crabs yeah there from calamity

Another brainstorm addition

[bleak hare]

Ok cool

[timber glacier]

Idk why they exist but like they’re cool

[heavy sail]

i swear i once saw concept art or a sprite of brimmy where she was like, translucent with a visible skeleton and guts, and it was AMAZING but i can't remember where i saw it. i was very cool and scary and i could see how her image would be eteched into calamitas' nightmares

[heavy sail]

she has a gown like rose quartz!

[scenic kraken]

We also gotta mention the drip our favorite witch has.

[bleak hare]

Yo are they releasing slime god rework any time

[scenic kraken]

Red and hold

Red and Gold*

[bleak hare]

Ima get banned bro🥀

[scenic kraken]

She knows ball when it comes to clothes

[timber glacier]

Definitly not soon

[heavy sail]

yess, those robes are utterly iconic

[split mortar]

Slime god is likely to be swapped with calclone in progression

[timber glacier]

Homeslice what

[bleak hare]

If I speak my mind

[split mortar]

Yharon resprite

[scenic kraken]

Oi quinn

Sends you to the dark world

[scenic kraken]

THE ENEMY ASCENDED BEYOND YOUR CONTROL

[bleak hare]

So you telling me dog and cal clone get a whole rework

[scenic kraken]

Also, his design dare I say it more streamlined?

[bleak hare]

And yharon still has his sprite from 2018

[split mortar]

Wings are hell to make

Yes

Wings are hell to animate

[bleak hare]

Better be

[split mortar]

It is

[timber glacier]

Its crazy how yharon basically has never gotten a resprite

[bleak hare]

Are you a sprite siff

[timber glacier]

At least in like so many years

[bleak hare]

Spriter

[split mortar]

So many small details that move in so many angles and yharons are big as shit

[heavy sail]

speaking of which, susan egan is my headcanon voice for calamitas. "My name's Calamitas, but my friends call me Cal. Or they would, if I had any."

[timber glacier]

Spriter hell joke here

[bleak hare]

Yharon current sprite is in grade 3 no bullshit

It knows it’s times tables

[timber glacier]

I wonder if calamitas’ real name is something like calliope or another pun

[split mortar]

No im just not clueless on the topic

[heavy sail]

...are you?
just looking at it, i can tell that's going to take a while to animate. the devs are not lazy, these things take time.

[bleak hare]

I meant nothing by it

[heavy sail]

calliope... i like that name a lot

[bleak hare]

I was just genuinely intested

Interested

Holy shit that was close

[heavy sail]

...sorry if my response was kinda rude. i'm used to seeing people on reddit say the devs are lazy for not fixing the yharon sprite and stuff

[split mortar]

Reddit is hell

[bleak hare]

Yh no def

Allg

I see it still

[timber glacier]

Thats just saying hell is hell

[timber glacier]

reddit means hell

[bleak hare]

Mb

[scenic kraken]

It's just calli

[west plume]

homestuck reference

[bleak hare]

Yh shit was not nessecary

[pulsar ocean]

how do you know so much

[timber glacier]

Honestly reddit isn’t like completely awful like the common perspective on it but like some reddits do really suck

[scenic kraken]

She says it's calamitas to "sound cool"

[heavy sail]

and i feel like i can't defend them without being accused of, like, being a shill or something. r/calamitymod is bizarrely negative, like, all the time, though sometimes people share some cool art

[scenic kraken]

Even though she is a grown ass woman, she is aware that she has a reputation, and tried to do stuff for "Aura points"

[timber glacier]

Isn’t calamitas what the people she killed called her when she was deathing them

[scenic kraken]

(she looked up to piccolo when she was little)

[bleak hare]

I feel like calamitas should have her mountain origin back just with traces of brims powers and she fights her later

And her parents are from azafure

[split mortar]

Not even the worst there this so bad it broke out of reddit and became a speech bubble

[heavy sail]

YEAH

[timber glacier]

Okay theres no way this was unironically no-one could ever actually say this seriously i cannot believe someone would be this insane

[split mortar]

Idk

[bleak hare]

Some people like deadass🥀

[split mortar]

You would not survive the youtube comments

[heavy sail]

i will say though, i think it may not be a bad idea to have a public roadmap. just to reassure people

[timber glacier]

They literally called him hitler theres no way this was serious

[split mortar]

Except there is not a roadmap

There is not really a roadmap to make public

[scenic kraken]

Then they should make one smh

[bleak hare]

YouTube comments are just toddlers

[heavy sail]

https://tenor.com/view/homestuck-calliope-good-evening-gif-6735440021850833144

[split mortar]

Like half of them say fabsol did nothing wrong from what i have seen 💔

[heavy sail]

my homestuck days are behind me, but she's still my favorite character

[bleak hare]

TikTok comments are I think the best comments it’s not quite at the ig level where it’s just racist but it’s still fine

[bleak hare]

He is literally epstein

[pulsar ocean]

added astral undergrowth

[heavy sail]

ah... then there probably should be

though i'm not a dev, so maybe i'm talking outside of my lane

[pulsar ocean]

I’m lowk a calamity larper what was even added in the bludtiful harvest update

[timber glacier]

When will calamity add mirage malah to the game smh the devs are TAKING TOO LONG

[bleak hare]

It was horrendous

[scenic kraken]

People want FABSOL BACK?!

[split mortar]

Draetalk
And
Master death mode

[scenic kraken]

THAT FUCK HAT?!

[pulsar ocean]

that’s it?

[bleak hare]

It was largely commissioned by fabsol I think actually

[split mortar]

Prolly some other stuff but idr it

[heavy sail]

but it could help avoid stuff like the sunken sea burnout in the future, maybe? unless having deadlines only makes things more intimidating...

[timber glacier]

Bountiful harvest more like bountiful half-assed

[bleak hare]

And on that same note I think master death was designed largely by him

Hence it being dogshit

[split mortar]

Calamity is against deadlines

They do not want to rush things and devs have lives outside of calamity

[heavy sail]

ah, okay

[bleak hare]

It’s just volunteer work

[timber glacier]

Calamity is a free labour of love so they should not be forcing people to treat it like a full time job

[heavy sail]

actually yeah, you're right

[timber glacier]

There are some paid things for bounties for completing specific things but yeah

[bleak hare]

If Lucille karma worked in calamity I get the impression we would be in the crags update by now

[split mortar]

Hell until fabsol exploded they were not even making money from calamity
Idk fully how the money is handed out now fabsol is gone but im p sure its like a bounty system i think? Could be wrong though

[split mortar]

She used to until 22 iirc

[timber glacier]

She did didn’t she previously

[bleak hare]

Oh wait rlly

[split mortar]

Yeah

[timber glacier]

She left though during the 22 bullet thing

[heavy sail]

see if you tried to say that on the sub, you'll get people accusing you of saying you're not allowed to criticize it cause it's free

[bleak hare]

What is the bullet thing

[timber glacier]

Shes listed in the thank you credits

[pulsar ocean]

fab needed ALL the patreon money to stay unemployed and pay for his oc commissions

[split mortar]

22 incident is where 22~ devs left in 2022 iirc

[bleak hare]

Fab was a genuine fucking bum🥀

[timber glacier]

Its crazy that he used the patreon money for what he did like what the fuck

[heavy sail]

actually, question, was lack of planning part of the reason they left? or was it other stuff

[split mortar]

@wheat walrus Hey got any of the fnaf fabsol images like the dishes one sorry for the ping

[bleak hare]

There are some people the world is better off without dare I say

[split mortar]

A whole lot of internal issues iirc

[split mortar]

THANKS

[timber glacier]

Fabsol is important since he did make the mod but like he should stay away from it from now on

[bleak hare]

Is he still active

[timber glacier]

Yeah hes making another mod

[split mortar]

iirc he is trying or tried to make a new mod

[bleak hare]

Abysmal dogshit underpaid devs sim🥀

[timber glacier]

Calamity should code anti compatibility with it so that the game doesn’t work when both are active

[bleak hare]

What is it called

Anyone know

[heavy sail]

ah. in that case i do still kinda think it may not be a terrible idea to have some very loose aims, at least.

[timber glacier]

idk I’m trying to stay far from it

[bleak hare]

I ought leave so many beg reviews

[timber glacier]

Also don’t advertise it he shouldn’t get any

[bleak hare]

Neg

[split mortar]

It has 1 structure being a shit replica of the cal plantera arena which in that mod is just a like triple the size enchanted sword shrine room iirc

[bleak hare]

U right

[heavy sail]

probably best to leave it alone

[split mortar]

Wait did you not know

[cloud ibex]

i have no idea and i don't intend to find out

[wheat walrus]

i didnt

[split mortar]

Lol

[wheat walrus]

that's buns

[timber glacier]

bro thinks he can just make another mod and nobody would care

[split mortar]

Wait does it have the “mage rework” fabsol planned but never made idr i remember seeing a shitass image of it

[cloud ibex]

i hope he changes and grows as a person but, given how he seems to have reacted to the fabsolution, the next best thing is for him to fade into obscurity

[scenic kraken]

He what

[wheat walrus]

fabscurity*

[timber glacier]

I hope he grows as a person away from the terraria modding scene and into therapy

[wheat walrus]

so true

[cloud ibex]

some of it is probably not quite fit for this server but one of the first things he did was change his steam profile picture to a flaming L and his steam username to "Whatever"

for reference

[cloud ibex]

you right, you right

[timber glacier]

It is funny that in the defabbing update technically wings of rebirth got a nerf by 1 flight time but like its just cos its number was a reference to the pokemon absol since they were dedicated to him

[pulsar ocean]

slop mod

[timber glacier]

I wonder how the goblin tinkerer actually like reforges the gear you reforge with him

[west plume]

very carefully

[timber glacier]

How does he reforge like a flower

[bleak hare]

Is it crazy to say calamity should add their own way of reforging

[cloud ibex]

i'd wager a guess he just fine tunes it to maximize its performance

like re-calibrating guns, sharpening swords, attuning staves etc

[bleak hare]

Right so how does he manage to snap it in half

[cloud ibex]

he doesn't in cal

you can still craft or find items with shitty modifiers but the tinkerer will always reforge them into a higher "tier" modifier

[west plume]

waters it

[timber glacier]

How does he like improve a fish

[west plume]

waters it

[timber glacier]

How does he improve a bomb

[raven brook]

Feeds it

waters it

[timber glacier]

How does he improve a book

[errant plume]

write shit in it

[timber glacier]

He writes his pirate x cyborg yaoi into it, which is such well written the spells get stronger

[errant plume]

if you write "brrr" on the first page of a spellbook it shoots 15% faster

[timber glacier]

How does he improve a bag of like gores (gruesome eminemce)

[errant plume]

gore sourced from better places

[bleak hare]

Hey so does anyone know where souls (including auric ones) get (or pull) their power from

[timber glacier]

Like probably the will of them while alive iirc

[errant plume]

the indomitable human spirit (idk)

[split mortar]

Waters it

[timber glacier]

How does he improve consecrated water

Let me guess

He waters it

[split mortar]

Domains break thermodynamics they literally pull it from nothing
For normal souls i presume they follow thermodynamics and so just use what they have

[split mortar]

Adds meth into it

[errant plume]

he adds a few drops of goblin water to it

[bleak hare]

What if we made them take power from another dimension

[timber glacier]

Why?

[bleak hare]

I call it the spiritual plane or some shit

Idk

Makes sense

Also answers the sea prism question

[timber glacier]

They’re like from like the will of the person in life for the souls strength iirc

[bleak hare]

Also is where the terraria pulls mana from

[timber glacier]

Isnt there just ambient mana evertwhere

[split mortar]

? They are connected to someone who has the domain of electricity i think thats enough explenation

[wanton pendant]

There's already a thing for that, it's called the environment.

[timber glacier]

Also mana is stored in like the bone or something

[split mortar]

Yeah stars prove this

[bleak hare]

When you say ambient mana what do you mean by that

Like it’s just everywhere

[split mortar]

Yeah

[timber glacier]

Like theres like mana everywhere yeah

Its not too much in most places i’d assume but its everywhere

[bleak hare]

Because my theory sort of goes along with that it’s just in another plane

Idk

[wanton pendant]

We don't need to introduce the punch dimension to Calamity I don't think.

[split mortar]

Fallen stars are literally mana in space condensing into a solid object

[bleak hare]

What does that mean

[bleak hare]

I don’t know if they fully sid

Solid

[wanton pendant]

An explanation as to where Cyclops from the X-Men gets his laser vision from.

[timber glacier]

Calamity needs to add the tuquoise dimension now!!!

[split mortar]

Fallen stars can slam through the eye of cthulhu and kill it i think they are solid

[bleak hare]

Oh yeah I’ve heard of that

[west plume]

sorry for taking a while to get to this, school, but this change will be in hog wild

[timber glacier]

Also they can be used to make crystals so like we can presumably hold and manipulate them

[bleak hare]

They could also be hot as shit but ur probably right

[timber glacier]

Thank god finally

[split mortar]

YOOOO

[timber glacier]

Signus and dog finally broke up good for signus getting away from that narcissist

[bleak hare]

What am I missing

[robust osprey]

🙏

[bleak hare]

Also regarding sigmus why does he want an arm and a leg from statis

[split mortar]

Signus is not related to the devour in any way
The title is outdated and literally harmful to the accessible info of signus in game and has stayed around for literally no reason

[bleak hare]

What purpose does that serve😭

[timber glacier]

Because hes the devil he makes fucked up and cruel deals

[west plume]

you can't just give trips for free you know

otherwise people will take advantaqge of you

[timber glacier]

He was hungry

[bleak hare]

I don’t think he’s just straight evil tho

Wait what is the lore Antoine signus I’m confused

[timber glacier]

No hes kinda just evil as far as we know

Or is he moreso just neutral

[bleak hare]

He used to be an assassin that got distortion powers no?

[wanton pendant]

That was never a thing.

[split mortar]

He is a distortion entity unrelated to noxus

[bleak hare]

Is dog related to noxus

[timber glacier]

Yes

[bleak hare]

Wb fovos

[split mortar]

Yes dog serves noxus

[wanton pendant]

From the same place.

[timber glacier]

Hes his silly straw

[split mortar]

Yeah DoG is a straw for noxus 😭

[bleak hare]

K that don’t mean nun

Fovos ain’t connected I assume

[west plume]

fovos and signus are different distortion creatures which eat the same food as noxus

[split mortar]

DoG collects the god essence and sends it to the distortion where noxus can eat it

[timber glacier]

Fovos also from the distortion

[wanton pendant]

Ecological diversity.
Heartwarming.

[bleak hare]

They should make “the void” a seperate dimension imo

[wanton pendant]

So did Signus just eat Statis' limbs?

[west plume]

fovos, noxus and signus are all unrelated creatures that all exist within the distortion; noxus is too much of a bitch to just walk into the material world

[timber glacier]

Also isn’t braelor currently in the distortion still

[bleak hare]

It adds depth and mystery

[split mortar]

No

[wanton pendant]

What would 'the void' even be?

[bleak hare]

The space in between dimensions

[wanton pendant]

Yes.

[timber glacier]

The distortion is the weird mysterious dimension-like thing

[split mortar]

Theres nothing the void can fill narratively

[timber glacier]

Thats the distortion

[wanton pendant]

That's where they put Phantom Ganon I don't wanna go there.

[split mortar]

It would be a useless addition

[bleak hare]

Wait is it

[west plume]

we dont have a void but we have an abyss

[bleak hare]

I don’t think it is

[west plume]

:p

[timber glacier]

Its like a rift in spacetime iirc

[split mortar]

We dunno if there even is seperate spacetimes for there to be a void between

[bleak hare]

I feel like you can hint towards other shit being there it would be cool I think

[wanton pendant]

There is no reason to introduce an entire different plane of reality to have it be entirely irrelevant.

[split mortar]

Yeah but just
It would serve the same as if it hinted to the distortion

[bleak hare]

Also I feel like logically noxus and fovos would fight at some point

[wanton pendant]

Well one is trapped on the moon and half dead.

[split mortar]

Noxus would prolly stay away from fovos since fovos kinda just beats noxus

[timber glacier]

They had a tragic breakup and thats why fovos left the distortion so sad

[bleak hare]

Yeah not in his prime he wasn’t

[wanton pendant]

Then he would probably turn Noxus into soup, and then eat the bread dry.

[bleak hare]

Also the mystery regarding the distortion is kinda gone draedon did a little research in it

[timber glacier]

He didn’t I thought

[west plume]

fovos would be tearing off noxus' limbs and eating them like crab legs. i dont think it is in noxus' best interest to fight prime fovos or many other distortion creatures

which is why noxus doesn't just walk into the material world, again

[split mortar]

All draedon learned is most life in there lack the brainpower to be as smart as they are
And that they seem to all follow a goal

[wanton pendant]

His research conclusion:
"Bro there's something in there and there's a hive mind probably."

[split mortar]

And so has a hypothesis that theres a hive mind

[bleak hare]

They would conflict not one would go after the other they are two very powerful entities

[split mortar]

Fovos beats up noxus

[west plume]

notice how fovos just straight up invaded and noxus has to siphon scraps using bluetooth

[bleak hare]

What other food sources does he have😭

[timber glacier]

They would actually become a power couple and take over the distortion and main world thing

[bleak hare]

Gng how else would he sustain heself

There’s nothing for bid big ass

[split mortar]

Fovos could just invade other worlds

Theres a non zero chance noxus ended mars

Not noxus

[bleak hare]

Would that even make him native to the distortion

[split mortar]

Fovos

[wanton pendant]

I wonder if there are any ruined worlds that could be evidence of Fovos striking out, oh I wonder.

[split mortar]

Being able to leave and hunt other stuff? Yeah

[timber glacier]

Rip mars you will be missed you deserved better

[split mortar]

We dunno how big the distortion is maybe planets fan fall in

[bleak hare]

I like the concept of other civilisations being ruined by him

[west plume]

https://tenor.com/view/eels-pizza-eels-eating-pizza-look-at-these-eels-eating-this-pizza-gif-4902561804079995150

the distortion creatures eating things that fall in

[bleak hare]

So what is part of the hive mind what isn’t

Also

Is noxus just like the god of the distortion

[timber glacier]

Signus is his own thing outside the hive mind

[bleak hare]

Like he’s always been there

[split mortar]

Noxus is a strong thing from the distortion thats what we know

[wanton pendant]

This is what the Martians were seeing on a random Tuesday.

[timber glacier]

Not a god as in the calamity ascended person thing

[bleak hare]

And he’s the centre of the hive mind

[west plume]

noxus isn't even the strongest being in the distortion

[bleak hare]

Ik

[timber glacier]

Noxus is kinda a fraud if you think about it

[bleak hare]

He is the hive mind centre tho right

[wanton pendant]

Fred Distorted, Partriarch of the Forgotten Realm.

[raven brook]

he's a really powerful being that controls a hive mind

[west plume]

no

[raven brook]

but the distortion is not a realm it "owns"

[split mortar]

Wait what

[west plume]

the distortion isn't a hive. noxus controls a select few critters that split off from it

it can be considered a 'hive mind'

[wanton pendant]

Does a hive mind really have a 'centre'?

[bleak hare]

Well clearly not if it’s not the most powerful thing there

[west plume]

to the extent of like storm weaver and DoG which are independent

[split mortar]

Oh ok

[split mortar]

They can

[bleak hare]

Hive mind gng

Hive

Mind

[timber glacier]

I do wonder like how storm weaver escaped the hive mind

[wanton pendant]

Determination.

[bleak hare]

It’s species prolly just ain’t connected

[timber glacier]

Like did he get sent out of the distortion by noxus, but the bluetooth connection broke and he got free will and realised his true calling, eating wyverns

[bleak hare]

Dog ain’t independent

[timber glacier]

So wholesome

[wanton pendant]

It escaped.

[split mortar]

DoG has a mind seperate from noxus which is what syrup means i think

[wanton pendant]

DoG is more like an employee.

[bleak hare]

It is of a species scientifically I either had it’s connection shattered or they just aren’t part of the hive mind

[wanton pendant]

I don't know what he gets paid.

[west plume]

DoG has a will and doesn't have to follow Noxus' orders. DoG does because it is scared of Noxus and can't really sustain itself without Noxus

[timber glacier]

He gets to lie for a living while working for noxus so he loves it so much actually

[west plume]

DoG can't really find a different employer because if Noxus wins and DoG defects then Noxus is immediately going to turn DoG into scrap

[bleak hare]

Why did the WotG devs remove noxus

[wanton pendant]

And he's already working two jobs.

[bleak hare]

Lie it and AoE are completely different

[wanton pendant]

They wanted to make something better.

[bleak hare]

Oh copyright

[bleak hare]

Doesn’t mean u gotta remove the old thing

[split mortar]

No wotg aint paid so copyright aint an issue iirc

[timber glacier]

It is funny cos like weaver did this and hes chilling and free yet dog doesn’t think he could get free like bro its probably not that hard

[wanton pendant]

Like have you seen the old WotG Noxus sprite?
And then Avatar of Emptiness?
Like, man.

[timber glacier]

Also noxus was included in calamity community remix

[split mortar]

Noxus is in ccr just go play that for noxus idk

[bleak hare]

I ain’t playing that shit😭🥀

Also I genuinely wouldn’t have a problem with noxus as a boss if it’s theme wasn’t just reversed boss rush

Can we also come up with an explanation as to where auric souls get their supposed unlimited energy from if my theory don’t work

[timber glacier]

Magic or the world soul

Stuff can just be magic sometimes

[split mortar]

Domains just do that
Draedon talks about exotic resonance in drae talk so if you want to you can just apply similar logic to the rest of the souls

[magic epoch]

Oh what? I didn't know that, I thought he was like almost a purposed being that is hell-bent on this one thing

[west plume]

no, DoG can just leave if he wants

he doesn't do it because of his situation

[timber glacier]

Why doesn’t dog just fly off into space? Is he a coward?

[west plume]

yeah

[magic epoch]

dog should go find xeroc and become their pet dog because then hed be safe from noxu

[timber glacier]

Also why does dog hate weaver? Is he like racist or like idk homophobic

[bleak hare]

Ok all I really care about tbh is auric souls and exo prisms pulling from the same power source and having that source be infinite (or close to) siff

[wanton pendant]

Storm Weaver scary.

[bleak hare]

Since we are talking about INFINITE energy though I feel like that strengthens my “universe soul” argument much more if we’re having them pull from their “parent” soul

[timber glacier]

Wyvern speech bubble

[bleak hare]

Infinite is a lot btw

[west plume]

i don't think i'd consider the universe an organism rather than a substrate

there's nothing connecting different world souls in any material way

[timber glacier]

The auric souls power comes from the “hype moments and aura” dimension which allows them to do the most hype things possible at all times, except for if the god has no aura

[bleak hare]

Substrate is fine too idrk

[wanton pendant]

I think there was a manga with that justification for superpowers.

[west plume]

Terraria can't talk to Kepler-442b and cannot plan things with Kepler-442b

[bleak hare]

I’m just tryna make this sound cohesive guys please😭

[timber glacier]

Its a block game where blocks can float in the air and you face giant floating eyes and skulls, like it doesn’t all have to be completely explained

[wanton pendant]

"Yo, man, wanna orbit the sun?"
"Tubular, bro."

[bleak hare]

Like there’s no reason the soul of a planet should have infinite power logically right?

Also we don’t know how it formed

With the universe

[wanton pendant]

Planets are really big.

[west plume]

it formed like every other planet does

[bleak hare]

Big bang

[timber glacier]

Where the fuck would the universe soul even be

[wanton pendant]

If anything that sounds like a great way for a universe soul to die horribly.

[bleak hare]

Or ND

[wanton pendant]

We do not need to introduce God from the Bible to explain how the power systems work.

[west plume]

world soul mana technically isn't infinite but you'd have to exhaust the volume of the entire planet at once somehow and then not return it which you physically cannot cast a spell large enough to do

[bleak hare]

Holy shit I’m joking bro calm mg

Water

[timber glacier]

energy cannot be destroyed so like it probably ends up coming back to the world

Same with mana probably

[wanton pendant]

Providence would try this.

[split mortar]

It does sound cohesive to me

[split mortar]

With our irl universe yeah but evidently not in calamity

[west plume]

mana either gets turned into matter or returned to the world soul when exhausted (the mana you get ingame is world soul mana, every living thing on earth gets a sort of allowance naturally) so nothing is being lost

you pretty much get as much as you can carry and are allowed to expend it and unless you spend a quadrillion years feeding it all to noxus it doesn't really go anywhere

[wanton pendant]

Another five billion tons of mana to Noxus.

[west plume]

a shard just allows you a significantly larger allowance for a specific aspect of magic

[bleak hare]

Also makes sense

Still don’t know how it was made tho

[west plume]

also remember that mana is constantly raining down onto the planet from elsewhere

[wanton pendant]

Planets just do that.

[timber glacier]

Probably really dense mana

[wanton pendant]

Same way they have a liquid centre.

[west plume]

Terraria was formed like a normal planet. Mana is just inherent to the universe and coexists alongside regular matter; how you think it formed a world soul is up to you

[split mortar]

Why do living things make souls

[timber glacier]

Also like quarks or something

[bleak hare]

Ok I got an idea

Ok and nvm

[split mortar]

So a domain basically gives you all the mana of the planet in regards to a specific aspect of the world

[west plume]

yeah, you can say that

you get a fundamentally unexhaustable allowance of mana for a specific magical aspect and basic knowledge on how to cast in that aspect when you ascend

[timber glacier]

Is there any mana for like the idea of emptiness like how does shakidou use it

[bleak hare]

I was thinking more infinite mana but you can only use that infinite mana to do one type of thing but whatever

[west plume]

well, that's what they are. it would be incredibly difficult to actually exhaust the functionally limitless supply of mana you get from ascension

[wanton pendant]

A lot of the 'infinite' energy in Calamity is just functionally infinite and not literally infinite.

[bleak hare]

Shakidous powers are clear as straight fog bro✌️

[split mortar]

Since you get knowledge on how to do x thing i presume gods get a lot more leeway on what they can get to do then normal people

[wanton pendant]

Shakidou makes things empty, what else is there to say.
What kind of empty?
The empty kind.

[bleak hare]

Fog

What does that mean gng🥀

Like removes them from existence

[split mortar]

Emptiness

[wanton pendant]

They were really strong.
I imagine they had the ability of The Hand from that anime.

[timber glacier]

i guess maybe shakidou could use like vacuums as like attacks

[west plume]

archon would b mad at me for saying what shakidou's domain could do

so i will not say it

[bleak hare]

Say it please

Who is archon

[split mortar]

Do not say it

[split mortar]

One of the lore writers

[timber glacier]

No thats probably important to not tell us yet

[bleak hare]

Does he know

[wanton pendant]

"Behold Yharim, my ultimate weapon. I will not die to you."

[bleak hare]

Like he told him

And he got killed

[timber glacier]

Shakidou has kirby’s suck powers since they make a space compeltely empty, which sucks in everything near them

[split mortar]

Or well
Its the system name since she is (they are?) plural

[bleak hare]

So like a pocket dimension kinda?

One of empty space obv

[split mortar]

We dunno what shakidous powers are beyond emptiness

[timber glacier]

They can make it so any bag of chips you open have no chips in them

[west plume]

i can also do this

[split mortar]

Thats just lays

[timber glacier]

Would shakidou be able to make like the opposite of a black hole since they are kind of like the most non-empty thing so shakidou might be able to make the opposite thing or somethjf

[bleak hare]

Makes sense

[timber glacier]

Shakidou will probably be really cool when we get to learn whatever kinds of crazy shit they can do

[bleak hare]

Idk u can have her shit be like black holes or sum

[wanton pendant]

That's vacuums again.

[bleak hare]

For the time being

[west plume]

Can Shakidou fix the brakes on my car by creating a vacuum so the brake pedal is more effective?

[timber glacier]

God of emptiness ❌
God of vacuums ✅

[timber glacier]

If your referring to shakidou they are non-binary and are refered for as they/them

[west plume]

all i'll say is you guys are sorta missing the potential of the aspect of emptiness for powerscaling essentially. shakidou is described as feeling absolutely nothing about themselves. do you not think they could do that to other people?

[bleak hare]

Glad that whatever the fuck we’re talking bout it still makes more sense than the old lore

[timber glacier]

Wait were was that said

[bleak hare]

Yh sure we don’t have a confirmed gender

[wanton pendant]

We do.

[west plume]

they are nonbinary/agender

[bleak hare]

Wait what

[wanton pendant]

Depression Beam.

[bleak hare]

Oh ok

[bleak hare]

So they don’t even think of themselves as having a gender

[west plume]

correct

[bleak hare]

Also speaking of that shit are braelor and statis gay

[timber glacier]

Yes

[bleak hare]

Like it says their boyfriends

[west plume]

very

[bleak hare]

Ye thought so

[timber glacier]

Canonically those two are explicitly gay

[bleak hare]

Actually with that being said

Are there any straight relationships confirmed😭

[timber glacier]

Also calamitas is also aro-ace canonically but I don’t know if anyone else is explicitly lgbtqia+

[wanton pendant]

No.

Just Statis and Braelor.

[west plume]

providence

[wanton pendant]

They're the only one.

[bleak hare]

It’s all gay buzz

[timber glacier]

None from calamity itself but like base terraria did have like goblin tinkerer and mechsnic

[west plume]

Old Duke and your mother

[timber glacier]

Wait is it like explicitly that providence is gay too

[bleak hare]

What does acro ace mean I ain’t acquainted with ts

[wanton pendant]

She's an asexual lesbian or something I don't know she wants to murder people.

[timber glacier]

Basically not interested in relationships and not in sexual inteactions iirc

[bleak hare]

Ok

Ye makes sense

How is a crystal gay

[timber glacier]

Wait so was providence like in like an actual relationship with the profaned guardians

[bleak hare]

Oh ok

[wanton pendant]

Crystal was human once.

[wanton pendant]

It's a toxic suicide pact thing but they won't actually kill themselves because they're too gay.

[timber glacier]

Its crazy that yharim negatively effect the lives of all the queer people we know of in the mod.. how curious

[faint hare]

Lore looks pretty different from last I saw it

[wanton pendant]

Was that more than three years ago?

[bleak hare]

S yhatim straight

[wanton pendant]

We don't know.

[timber glacier]

Theres a lore document in the pins if you need to catch up on it

[wanton pendant]

Too busy murdering.

[faint hare]

I last checked in a year or two so I’m familiar with all the auric soul business

[bleak hare]

He “seems” straight

[faint hare]

Even still though, there’s more here now

I like it

[wanton pendant]

Well yeah there was at least two updates.

[timber glacier]

Honestly I could see yharim being pansexual idk why but it feels right to me

[faint hare]

The old lore, bless its soul, was

Very peculiar

[wanton pendant]

I don't know man I've seen how that dragon talks about him.

[faint hare]

All that nailing down and Xeroc is still untouchable to our mortal hands though, quite unfortunate

[timber glacier]

Yharim is a homophobic bisexual man who has broken up from 5 different gay relationships that have lead him down a dark path

[faint hare]

I guess us killing him was never really the plan, though

Or er

Them

Singular them now though instead of plural

[split mortar]

When was shakidou described as that

[wanton pendant]

I don't think Xeroc was ever multiple beings.

[west plume]

has archon not described them like that here?

do you guys just have the First Major Battle That Wasn't War Or Dogma part

[timber glacier]

Did syrup accidentally reveal shaki lore early

[split mortar]

Bandit is nb

[timber glacier]

Oh right yeah I forgot about them

[wanton pendant]

I always went with them being empty inside.

[faint hare]

Weren’t they? I recall the old lore being that Xeroc was a large group of gods of light all fused together

[wanton pendant]

I couldn't tell you man that part was obscure.

I know Xeroc was basically diet God.

[faint hare]

Well, that’s how I remember it anyway

[mighty zenith]

something like that

very WIP xeroc idea basically

never went anywhere

[faint hare]

Right

[split mortar]

Didnt even have that we just knew the guy was a hard fight in the first half of the crusade iirc

[faint hare]

I read the big document start to finish, so I suppose that means I’m caught up

[timber glacier]

Syrup you may have accidentally revealed unknown sudoku shakidou lore

[faint hare]

Noxus is different, no longer the Astral Infection Guy

[wanton pendant]

Noxus was the Astral Infection guy in the old lore?

[split mortar]

Yeah

[timber glacier]

Noxus used to be astral related?!!

[wanton pendant]

Oh, wait, it was meant to be Slime God back in the day.

[faint hare]

Yeah, bloated corpse of the dead gods of darkness that were assembled to try and fight Xeroc

[wanton pendant]

And there was an Astral Infection slime.

[faint hare]

Astrageldon Slime, I could never forget

[split mortar]

Even though the text relating to it was much more easily seen to be deus related

[faint hare]

I still headcanon that it’s gunking up Astrum Aureus to this day

[timber glacier]

Astrageldon my be… i don’t really care for you outside of catalyst honestly

[split mortar]

Astrageldon was raw ass in calamity

[faint hare]

It was very much a product of the “our bosses are all worms and eyes” period of calamity

[timber glacier]

An Astrageldon-based miniboss would be cool to see but like idk

[faint hare]

It’s just so odd seeing Noxus and the Astral Infection are completely unrelated now lol

That was a surprising read

[mighty zenith]

it was like... noxus existing caused the astral to spread

something weird like that

[faint hare]

That’s right

…I think

[mighty zenith]

it was like his stench or something

[faint hare]

And Astrum Deus wasn’t actually the real Astrum Deus but rather a different worm feasting on its corpse

That was…weird

[wanton pendant]

I remember it being that Astrum Deus got eaten but got better because DoG sucks.

[mighty zenith]

the real deus being like several lightyears long

[timber glacier]

Earth elemental-ahh astrum deus

[split mortar]

Old lore is that “i just made some BUULLSHIIIT” image

[west plume]

💔

[faint hare]

I remembered it as Astrum Deus being weakened by the Astral Infection, allowing the DoG to kill it and somehow being completely unaffected by it

[west plume]

it wasn't unknown just Dev Statement'd

[mighty zenith]

syrup you gotta start saying "idk" more

here we even got you a sticker

[west plume]

thank you

[faint hare]

It seems like there’s more content planned for the future now than there was before too

[timber glacier]

hey syrup we can help practice
What kinds of powers could shakidou use? (Remember not to leak stuff)

[faint hare]

Around the time the Exo Mechs dropped I remember the big Yharim fight being the last major update (and maybe Noxus and Xeroc fights down the line but that’s it)

[wanton pendant]

That's still the same.

[faint hare]

…ah

[faint hare]

Well even still the implication of Statis still being alive and possibly being added is

[west plume]

im like so separate from being a player its insane

[faint hare]

I mean maybe not huge news but still

[wanton pendant]

Statis just is alive.

And Braelor.

Statis may be a quest NPC.

[timber glacier]

Well isn’t statis kinda partially possessing statis

[west plume]

Statis: I see you found my gel...

[wanton pendant]

Hmmm.

[faint hare]

I possess myself often

[wanton pendant]

Yes, the Statis here is made out of Statis.

[timber glacier]

Statigel… yeh I like the sound of that

[mighty zenith]

Statis: Hello Terrarian, meet my secret cousin Stratus

[timber glacier]

Fuck I meant signus

[faint hare]

Yharim Yharon Statis Signus blabateebloobla eat your heart out Elden Ring

[timber glacier]

I am sleep deprived its 12:33am where I am i should be sleeping rn

[timber glacier]

🔥 is his full name… Stratus sphere per. Haps

[west plume]

Yes, I am Statis. Statis Sphere

That's my cousin Stratus J. Sphere

I invented the Statigel

[timber glacier]

Will braelor take statis last name when they finally marry to become braelor sphere

[west plume]

yes

[mighty zenith]

braelor sphere

[faint hare]

Er anyway did they make good on that threat to make John Wulfrum canon

[wanton pendant]

Will Silva officiate?

[wanton pendant]

I mean, kinda?

[timber glacier]

My name is statis
I made the statigel
It was difficult.. to put the gel together

[timber glacier]

Shes gonna be the groomsmen for both of them

I wonder who’d be invited to the wedding

They should reuinite the onyx kinsmen and invite bone lee and the king slime ninja to the celebration

[split mortar]

John wulfrum is canon in fables iirc

[faint hare]

Horrifying stuff

[timber glacier]

Signus would probably officiate the wedding

[faint hare]

But I guess the wulfrum bots just kinda…existed in the old lore

With no proper explanation

[timber glacier]

Now they’re just made by minor anti-yharim rebel groups

[cloud ibex]

signus would not be invited to the wedding he's the one who's kept the two of them separate for, like, half a year

[split mortar]

Signus would officiate it if statis loses another limb

[west plume]

signus swoops in last second to offer them riches in exchange for eating the rings

[timber glacier]

No signus’ deal to let statis out actually also had him agree to letting him officiate

[mighty zenith]

lucifer on weekdays, wedding priest on sundays

[timber glacier]

His trapping statis and braelor was just business and nothing personally, and actually wants to be friends with statis and braelor

[west plume]

signus has many limbs and it didn't know that losing an arm and a leg would cause disability

[timber glacier]

He was actually just saying the saying that it’ll cost statis an arm and a leg, but statis thought he was being literal

[wanton pendant]

"You owe me."

[timber glacier]

He just wanted like 10 platinum or something

[wanton pendant]

"Yeah dude, this will be expensive, like an arm and a le- SWEET XEROC WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?"
"AhhhHHHHhh... what's a Xeroc?"
"I don't know."

[timber glacier]

I’m just imagining statis grabbing braelor’s axe and just instantly sawing off his limbs

[west plume]

he actually just throws it upwards and holds his arm and leg out and the axe cuts them as it falls down

signus stares with all 6 eyes in complete shock

[timber glacier]

Braelor looked on in awe of his awesome and cool bf

[timber glacier]

ARen’t his eyes teeths

[errant plume]

who's to say they're not both

[timber glacier]

Eye of cthulhu-ahh eyes

[errant plume]

maybe he's got optic nerves in his teeth

[timber glacier]

that sounds like it would suck to live like that

[west plume]

well, i don't think signus feels pain

so i don't imagine it cares much

[timber glacier]

I do wonder if he has emotions and like feels sad and stuff

Like if his pet dryad prisoner died would he feel sad

[errant plume]

nah
he can just call his buddy dog to clean up

[timber glacier]

I doubt he would want dog to now that he kind of saved statis and braelor

They might have an argument and might end up divorcing D:

[errant plume]

is that why he wanted the weaver dead,
bc he was afraid signus might hook up with it?

[cosmic zenith]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

Probably, either that or an equivalent

[west plume]

heartlands corn

hi stip

[cosmic zenith]

Hello!

[wanton pendant]

Legally distinct cows eating legally distinct corn. Heartwarming.

[cosmic zenith]

Are goats real-life legally distinct cows, in regards to dairy production?

[wanton pendant]

Cows can't be turned into spider goats, so...

[pulsar ocean]

i forgor

[stark flame]

When will the structures of Chrysadia be released?

[wanton pendant]

Who knows.

There are already some ingame though.

You know, the houses on the Sky Islands.

[stark flame]

[magic epoch]

goats milk is often marketed as goats milk rather than regular milk so there is a difference

[cosmic zenith]

Legally distinct corn would probably not be marketed as corn

[magic epoch]

Oh wait I misread

I thought you said legally distinct from cows

[wanton pendant]

To be fair there is a history of non-milk products being marketed as milk.

I can see a non-corn product being marketed as corn-like enough to call itself corn.

[pulsar ocean]

you think yharim ever came up to his soldiers to troll them by shaking hands with them

[keen owl]

• shakes yharim's hand
• auric rebuke 44 seconds

[leaden bridge]

you know this is kind of a big problem

[pulsar ocean]

why

[leaden bridge]

how does yharim interact with other living beings. like genuinely

what does he do

like his armor grazes anybody and they get flung around

[pulsar ocean]

How does yharim make allies if he can’t even dap people up

[leaden bridge]

it also seems frankly rather overpowered. in close combats all he needs to do is like touch you to send you flying

[pulsar ocean]

how does yharim shower shouldn’t the armor electrify the water and fry him

[split mortar]

I mean yeah he is The Strongest Guy On The Planet thats a given i think

[leaden bridge]

okay but like

[split mortar]

Take the auric off

[leaden bridge]

gods like

[pulsar ocean]

With the sole exception of me of course

[leaden bridge]

auric doesnt fuck with gods

why does he bother with a sword he can just punch people

[split mortar]

iirc he did not always have auric armour

[pulsar ocean]

Where did yharim get an endgame pick to mine it

[leaden bridge]

after killing cold providence

[small tapir]

i finally got the hive worm

[split mortar]

Hive mind if fabsol was the one to originally make it

[pulsar ocean]

hive mind if it was a good boss

[west plume]

he is not always wearing full combat armor

[pulsar ocean]

imagine how uncomfy it is without the armor tho

[west plume]

he does punch people - the issue is that people know what auric metal Does and try to get around the limitations it imposes using their domain. no one is going to enter hand to hand combat willingly with yharim so he has to approach you with poke moves like a grappler in a fighting game

[agile matrix]

leather glove over the armor

[real glen]

The God slaying punch

Is it time to repost that video again

[west plume]

part of the thing with xeroc is he will just teleport a mile away and fire microwaves at yharim's brain until he gives up. that is the matchup. xeroc will not actually fight yharim. this is the same for every other god with intelligence

[leaden bridge]

does auric rejection care about bacteria or, funnier question, viruses. discuss in the comments!

[west plume]

no; bacteria are not willful

[feral skiff]

but it would be so funny to imagine billions of electric shocking noises

[split mortar]

If it hates draedon then i can see it frying bacteria and virus

[split mortar]

I doubt it would be perceivable

[real glen]

Lore accurate yharim attacks

[west plume]

draedon is willful

[pulsar ocean]

is yharim a walking bug zapper

[west plume]

the racist metal recognizes him as a being with will that isnt accepted by any dragon so it will shock him

[west plume]

yes

[leaden bridge]

why does auric perceive draedon as willful but astral doesnt

[plucky juniper]

because auric is proably

[west plume]

auric metal is racist and actively decides who it is racist towards and astral doesn't discern at all

[pulsar ocean]

Astral is stupid

[leaden bridge]

thats crazy

[west plume]

regardless, draedon is immune to astral not because he cannot get infected but because drones are expendable

if one gets infected he can just remote detonate it and send another one in

draedon is not the robot

[pulsar ocean]

why doesn’t yharon wear cosmilite armor to survive better is he stupid
Wearing auric would probably limit his movement or sum

[leaden bridge]

"cosmilite is flexible" is the funniest gameplay copout fact ever to be fair

[west plume]

the auric metal gives yharim a 50% racism bonus

he is also religiously attached to the idea of dragons and wearing auric is continued fantasy fulfillment of sorts for him

[agile matrix]

actually where is draedons main store

[west plume]

its the same for why he made his chosen name after yharon's

[agile matrix]

dude could not have been just a box on the ground when he was concieved

[leaden bridge]

the miracle tower obviously

[agile matrix]

is it just me or are there no "so and so is typing..." messageas anymore

[pulsar ocean]

same

[west plume]

draedon is a computer with slave drones. you can probably find him on a server rack somewhere deep underground/in space

[leaden bridge]

thats probably because discord was just dying and that specific bit of the api isnt working

[west plume]

^

[plucky juniper]

there is a tactical reason to just have access to an electric metal that hurts everyone but you

[pulsar ocean]

what is the jade palace made of

[agile matrix]

coral, probably

[leaden bridge]

rubies

[west plume]

him waking up was probably not the first instance of draedon being active but the first instance of draedon being Conscious

[noble falcon]

Bone work benches

[west plume]

amber

[agile matrix]

i mentally put it like Coral Castle, silksong

[leaden bridge]

i think it might be made of things like jade

perhaps possibly

[agile matrix]

thing kinda just formed outta the sea and it was decorated

bc jade is not exactly a supplemental building material, especially for a duke who expects to live a very long time

[west plume]

no, no, that would be nonsensical.

[pulsar ocean]

I always imagined it green

[west plume]

they simply painted rubies green and called it the jade palace

[leaden bridge]

idk maybe they have magic jade have you thought abotu that

[west plume]

some kind of everjade

[pulsar ocean]

Notice how there’s no jade in terraria? That’s because old prick took all of it for his palace

[split mortar]

Exo uses cosmilite so he does

[west plume]

this is canon

he would do that

[noble falcon]

What is Yharim’s streaming service of choice
No way he doesn’t have one, he has to kill time in dragon land somehow

[west plume]

stone tablet netflix

[leaden bridge]

he just plays games with yharonb ut all the games they play are solved but its yharon who knows how to pull the wins off so he never wins and never figures it out somehow

[noble falcon]

Bro got that iTerminus

[agile matrix]

iPod Nano

[pulsar ocean]

was it ever explained when yharim learned telepathy

[west plume]

he did not

[pulsar ocean]

how’s he speaking

to us

[west plume]

very carefully

[agile matrix]

BRIAN BLAST.

[leaden bridge]

the yharim stone obviously

[agile matrix]

🧠

[leaden bridge]

yharim stone so arbitrary ngl #ngl but its better so

[west plume]

its probably just a communicator the player picked up from Around. yharim is an old man with nothing to do so he decided to talk to the first previously inactive line that got new activity

its likely that he has been doing it for other people as well to pass time

and he would have been ambivalent toward you if you did not progress as much as you did

[noble falcon]

Yharim scrambles to write a lore tidbit and chuck it down before you notice every time you summon a boss

[leaden bridge]

terrarian going Hello? and yharim just like immediatly locks in THE TOMBS OF THE DRAGON STIR

[west plume]

yeah exactly

he has been doing that to other people not from the empire for like a year

[pulsar ocean]

others haven’t gotten past king slime

[agile matrix]

funniest outcome of this: dude was sleeping in the tombs for a real long ass time bc he's old as shit and the yharrock ringing snapped him awake

[split mortar]

😭

[feral skiff]

half life 2 intro

[west plume]

i think its actually just a traditional communicator, like a technological one that actual real life militaries have

soldiers from the empire leave them around everywhere and yharim listens in every once in a while

we had discussions about this in dev

[leaden bridge]

Can the antenna be in the shape of Yharims insignia then

U gotta do that

[west plume]

sure

[pulsar ocean]

where does yhar har get sustenance

[eager bluff]

pure willpower

[hollow pivot]

Imagine picking up a random walkie talkie and getting prank-called by a world leader.

[leaden bridge]

The aerie is actually crawling with little dragon offshoots but they can't like talk and are basically just birds or lizards so nobody cared because they're fun to have around

This is true

[west plume]

a world leader who has been missing for a year, mind you

[hoary cape]

Yharim should call you on the cell phone if you get one

[west plume]

y would u give yharim your number

[leaden bridge]

He used to call me on my shellphone

[hoary cape]

He just calls every active number until he gets yours

Can't be that many

[hollow pivot]

Still the guy who killed half of the world.

[hoary cape]

Thanos snapped the world

[hollow pivot]

Yharim should drop and Auric Phone Book on death.

[pulsar ocean]

I guess you could say yharim is a man who sold the world

[hollow pivot]

That'd be a great rogue weapon.

[leaden bridge]

Where's the cellphone towers

[split mortar]

Thinking about it
Since birth exists, wouldn’t the crusade have a higher kill count then half the world population if it did halve it since it would be fighting against the fact people procreate

[leaden bridge]

Who makes them

[dense lynx]

I dont think respawning is canon

[split mortar]

I never mentioned respawning

[leaden bridge]

I'm not sure reproduction counts as respawning

[hollow pivot]

Draedon added antennae to the helmet when he upgraded it. That's what the horns are.

[pulsar ocean]

draedon invented the emesis blue respawn machine for the yharmy

[split mortar]

Also technically the terrarian up to you so you can canonise it probably, just good luck making it work in the setting where coming back is not allowed

[leaden bridge]

Okay that's great for him what about the terrarian

[mighty zenith]

do you think his helmet has minesweeper installed

[leaden bridge]

No

[sinful adder]

Ok so sounds like the main draedon is a computer somewhere else. We are ever closer to five pebbles draedon

[leaden bridge]

It has snake

[mighty zenith]

laaame

[pulsar ocean]

why does he have claws this is not practical

[leaden bridge]

Yharims lame like that

[hollow pivot]

Draedon has tiny radio towers floating around trust.

[mighty zenith]

those are his nails

[leaden bridge]

There are a lot of things you could say about this drawing

[hollow pivot]

That's just a leftover from whomever the armor belonged to I'd guess.

[pulsar ocean]

Why would he take my armor

[leaden bridge]

I don't??? He stole it from someone????

[pulsar ocean]

fucking bum

[hoary cape]

No he didn't steal it from someone

It was entirely built by him and draedon smh obviously

[hollow pivot]

That's exactly what the crusade wants you to think.

[hoary cape]

I built the armor

Yharim stole my design

[hollow pivot]

A Grand Design?

[pulsar ocean]

Yharim is some kind of… stardust crusader….

[mighty zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/edwin-fnaf-mimic-my-name-is-edwin-skeleton-gif-8842297121925121189

👀

[hollow pivot]

👁️👁️

[pulsar ocean]

what if yharim just went to the aerie to tax evade

[hollow pivot]

Who was gonna tax bro anyway?

[pulsar ocean]

xeroc tax

[hollow pivot]

I don't think the Aerie is gonna help with that too much.

[leaden bridge]

Yharon gives Yharim tax exemptions

This is one of the subtle ways calamity implies them to be evil

[hollow pivot]

Yharim and Yharon actually invaded Illmeris because their banks were being used for tax evasion.

[wanton pendant]

"Who left this thing lying around?"
"I AM ADO-"
"Let's put this back."

[sinful adder]

Headcanon: Yharim's armor original belonged to Xeroc pre ascension

Who else but the monk and loyal partner of the king of dragons would have a suit of armor made of the dragons' most prized material?

[leaden bridge]

i think this is kind of a yharim auraloss #ngl but yeah thats reasonable

[plucky juniper]

eh, but i def could see him originally using the same armor as the dragon monks

[timber glacier]

Thinking about since auric basically means gold what if auric ore was literally just gold ore but racist

[sinful adder]

I think it would make for an interesting story. Yharim obviously wouldn't want anyone finding out about that.

[robust osprey]

nah

just. no

unless he somehow didnt know it was xeroc's

[sinful adder]

Why?

[robust osprey]

beacuse his pride wouldnt let him

as simple as that

[sinful adder]

I don't think evil people's pride necessarily works like that

[robust osprey]

whuh

[sinful adder]

Like I can understand the idea. But I don't think it's a guarantee

[timber glacier]

I’m imagining yharim wearing it, thinking hes all cool and yharon offhandedly mentions it used to be xerocs and yharim immediately taking it off and like throwing it off the side of the aerie since he does HATE Xeroc

[robust osprey]

yeah also

yharon wouldnt let him either

he hates xeroc MORE than yharim

[long scaffold]

Yharim doesn't give vibes of secretly having a god-related thing helping him
He might be genocidal but he's got a moral code that he would rather die than break

a very racist one but one still

[sinful adder]

He might use it but then hide the fact that it was. He wants to be stronger, after all

[long scaffold]

see above

[sinful adder]

But I understand the idea and maybe you're right

In that case: where did the armor come from?

[robust osprey]

yeah yharim doesnt seem like someone who would break his core beliefs just to get stronger

[timber glacier]

Wait does yharon also hate xeroc I thought like xeroc called him his friend

[robust osprey]

nah

im pretty sure yharon despises the guy

like racism⁵ towards xeroc specifically

[sinful adder]

Xeroc doesn't hate yharon but yharon hates xeroc

[timber glacier]

Couldn’t yharim of made it? Like there shouldn’t be anything stopping him from making it

[wanton pendant]

Yharon is super turbo racist.

[robust osprey]

he could have just got it from like

azafure

[long scaffold]

What even is auric again?

[sinful adder]

Could he? Remember: Auric was an extremely rare and closely guarded secret from the dragons

[timber glacier]

Well
I guess yharon hating xeroc is kinda valid since he did kinda cause the end of his entire race but yeah

[robust osprey]

if you mean the auric one he probably got draedon to make it or sum

[long scaffold]

Yharon probably showed him his secret stash

[sinful adder]

Yharon has the exact same opinions as yharim

[robust osprey]

and used a non auric armor before draedon

[timber glacier]

but also like maybe yharon explained what auric ore is yharim since like he wants him to get it

[sinful adder]

I'm pretty sure he had it before that but I'm not totally positive

[robust osprey]

or just

[long scaffold]

I think his bff would be fine giving him armor that makes him stronger than 90% of gods

[robust osprey]

this

[wanton pendant]

The armour is not the reason he's so strong.
Well, it is more of a factor nowadays.

[timber glacier]

also if xeroc even had it first like if the issue is how he made it the same thing would apply to xeroc