lore-discussion

[sacred pilot]

Surgery later on.

[west plume]

i think if you lifted his modern day mask you'd see something quite ghoulish

[sacred pilot]

Like maybe for the first decade he needed respirators and a mask.

[eternal veldt]

Im thinking robot from invincible

[sacred pilot]

But with Draedon he'd probably get treatment.

[shut kelp]

dradeon

[west plume]

imagine yharim begging draedon for plastic surgery

[split mortar]

@raven brook what is the old guy you imagine yharim looking like

[wanton pendant]

"Hey, Supreme Lord Yharim, where's all the guns we allocated the budget to buy?"
"About that..."

[eternal veldt]

The lore writers have the greatest opportunity for the funniest shit ever

[west plume]

yharim spent the entire arsenal research budget on getting a hair transplant

[agile matrix]

if yharim is a looksmaxxer im crushing his face with a hammer

nosefirst

[eternal veldt]

Wouldn't that just give him the handsome squidword face?

[agile matrix]

no i am going to evil smasher it

[sacred pilot]

Yharim is completely silent during the fight with him cause he has to keep his mewing streak.

[noble falcon]

Does Draedon have a voice or does he use TTS like V1 Ultrakill

[eternal veldt]

Crap now im just imagining yharim aura farming like picolo in his boss fight

[wanton pendant]

He sounds like Gabriel from Ultrakill or whatever he was called.

[sacred pilot]

I still can't believe the creator of mewing is called John Mew.

[west plume]

i personally headcanon that yharon is really vain and cares about his appearance a lot so he does the dragon version of mewing to intimidate you during the entire fight

[wanton pendant]

Note: this isn't a joke.

[sacred pilot]

His VA is Gianni but I like to imagine he sounds like Samuel Hayden from Doom 2016.

[sacred pilot]

Comes with being the second strongest Auric Dragon.

[wanton pendant]

No matter how hard they try to sell it as anything else, I'm only going to think about tiny kittens when they say that.

[eternal veldt]

OH GOD ARE WE GONNA GET VOICEACTING?

[wanton pendant]

NO!

[eternal veldt]

Awwwwww

🙁

[sacred pilot]

Okay uhhh.

[eternal veldt]

I just can't follow what draedon is yapping about in his bossfight

[eternal veldt]

When im dodging his bullet hell

[sacred pilot]

VA headcanons for each Calamity character.

It'd be fun.

[eternal veldt]

Like dude stop yapping while trying to murder me. I can't read tis

[west plume]

i think giving yharim a voice actor would be a very serious mistake because it would instantly ruin like every au or interpretation of him

[noble falcon]

Yharon in the aerie taking a draconic nap and hearing the blessed Phoenix egg getting made and rushing like crazy to his giant jewelry cabinet

[sacred pilot]

I like to imagine Yharim sounds like Patrick Seitz, perhaps his Scorpion voice specifically.

[eternal veldt]

Not him. My main problem is draedon's erm aktually ass while im focusing on the bossfight 😭

[west plume]

you joke but he literally has custom made auric jewelry in his new sprite

[eternal veldt]

Could we get something like DOG stuff?

[noble falcon]

I know, he’s always had bling

[sacred pilot]

I mean.

Understandable.

That's why I said headcanon though.

[noble falcon]

FTW Yharon has a new sprite with maximum swag like gangster SpongeBob
Big-ass auric Tesla watch, world’s largest flinx fur coat

He is unstoppable

[sacred pilot]

What if we gave Yharon a like.

Fratbro voice.

Like the most sterotypical fratbro voice.

[west plume]

you guys forget the potential of yharon sounding like a really nasally chud

if he was a human i think he'd sound like the ring doorbell chud

[noble falcon]

I mean considering the previous reveal here that between he and Yharim that he would be the gamer rage demon, that sounds right

[noble falcon]

This is a fun image too though

[sacred pilot]

Yharon with Muscleman's voice.

[noble falcon]

(Yharon crumbling to ashes) Oh no bro-

[wanton pendant]

'You know who else commited a genocide?'

[noble falcon]

This is my meeeesaaage tooo MY MOM!

[wanton pendant]

'Dude, Yharim is gonna kill us.'
-Supreme Witch, Calamitas.

[coarse inlet]

‘Do you like bees?’
-The Godslayer, Yharim

[trim edge]

wait which bosses do we actually summon and which ones canonically jump us

[sacred pilot]

Imagine Yharon non-stop WOOOOing when he transitions into his next phase (when he becomes the Resplendent Phoenix)

[west plume]

i think yharon, providence, exo mechs, DoG, and jerry are the only ones that intentionally jump you

[sacred pilot]

The vast majority of the bosses jump you.

I think the only ones that you summon are like.

[west plume]

wall of flesh, calamitas, the moon lord, slime god, the essence beasts

[sacred pilot]

Yeah.

[west plume]

all of those you just kind of summoned

[trim edge]

jerry?

[sacred pilot]

Actually I think Cryogen and Brimstone Elemental are in self-defense.

[west plume]

primordial wyrm

[trim edge]

isn't it jared

[sacred pilot]

If that's what you meant in "Essence beasts"

[west plume]

oops

[west plume]

no - evil 1 and evil 2

[sacred pilot]

Ohhhh.

[west plume]

cryogen is a construct and brimmy attacks you because you're invading her Got Damn property

[trim edge]

exo mechs has the most canon looking summon in the mod

[leaden bridge]

Yeha? I Think that's. Yeah

[west plume]

you contact draedon who then immediately sends robots to kill you

like brand new never before seen unannounced robots

[leaden bridge]

i mean he. He has the whole. Dialogue

i don't think it's quite jumping

He also implies it'll be a challenge so it's technically okay

[west plume]

I Guess

[sacred pilot]

Pretty much all the post-ML bosses are in self defense except for the Exo Mechs.

[west plume]

Think fast chucklenuts! ARES GAUSS NUKE

[sacred pilot]

Most of the boss kills have at least positive effects.

[sturdy cave]

Why doesn't Draedon just send you an IP logger then nuke your house?

[wanton pendant]

Calamitas is ambushing you.

[sacred pilot]

I mean Providence and DoG are very obvious ones.

[wanton pendant]

Why would he do that.

[sacred pilot]

So is Yharon.

Yharon doesn't get enough hate.

[trim edge]

why does providence let her girlfriends die before attacking us is she stupid

[west plume]

it's not like providence can stop her girlfriends from protecting her

[robust osprey]

beacuse they're all stupid chuds

sorry

all 4 of them

[leaden bridge]

because providence fucking hates the guardians so much

[robust osprey]

wrong

[sacred pilot]

Is the Profaned cult like.

[trim edge]

providence just runs slower so by the time she gets here we already killed them

[sacred pilot]

The woke agenda.

[robust osprey]

no the profaned cult is where you go to die

basically

[split mortar]

He does not want your death he wants to use you as a Guinea pig for the exo mechs

[leaden bridge]

you girls SUCK SUPER BALLS here's some FLAWS i made up about you. I should be the one to ascend because im COOL and AWESOME and AURA

[pulsar ocean]

how did yharim never find the big floating shiny hunk of sentient rocks is he stupid

[west plume]

she teleports

[leaden bridge]

Yes

[wanton pendant]

They blend in.

[plucky juniper]

providence really needs to actually be doing something man

[robust osprey]

you go to the profaned cult if you want to both Kill Everyone and also kill yourself

[split mortar]

She kills people

[sturdy cave]

Is Providence dead after her fight?

[split mortar]

Yes?

[west plume]

she's Dead dead

[leaden bridge]

In my inf playthrough i laughed a little when i read yharim couldn't find the vernal pass. It's exactly below the big tree man. Mine down. Are you stupid?

[plucky juniper]

like i get she's ultimately hypocritical but i personally think a god whose goal is to kill all life should be making steps towards that

[robust osprey]

do you not see her explode violently

[trim edge]

we should see dog licking our provi arena if we go back after killing her

[leaden bridge]

I know it's lost woods mechanics going on let me make a JOKE liberals

[sturdy cave]

I see characters come back from everything

Especially if they aren't made of flesh

[west plume]

it's kinda a little difficult now that everyone will immediately report a sighting of a de*ty to the local secret police and it's reported back to yharim directly within the hour

[split mortar]

She just going around exploding places
If you want a more in depth plan or smth, mods unfinished and so the critique applies to everything due to being unfinished

[robust osprey]

even after their soul combusts into shit

[leaden bridge]

😌

[sturdy cave]

You get Yharon's soul fragments but he will still come back

[sacred pilot]

Barely related I lowkey would love to know how it felt to live under Yharimite control.

Like.

Calamity needs geopolitics.

[robust osprey]

cuz you got soul fragments not the whole soul

[trim edge]

does yharon's soul instantly teleport back to the aerie
if we can see the fragments his whole soul should be very noticeable

[west plume]

providence also can literally never be more efficient than yharim at killing people due to scale. the cult is a way smaller and less organized entity than yharim's empire. she kinda messed up by deciding to kill All of humanity instead of recruiting

[split mortar]

And he is the auric dragon of coming back and allowed other auric dragons to come back from most
Literally the only character who can come back from the dead atp

[sacred pilot]

What would happen if we shot him with a 45. ACP though.

[split mortar]

Yes it goes to the aerie

[sacred pilot]

45. kills the soul, no?

[trim edge]

imagine loading yharon's soul into the shpc

[split mortar]

You can shoot yharon eith a super fantasy sniper rifle idk if anything we got irl can do much to him other then nukes

[west plume]

if you count every casualty of famine or starvation then yharim's killcount is probably in the low billions over the course of the entire crusade

[sturdy cave]

Maybe you saw what fragments weren't hidden somewhere explode and they come back with a fragment of their soul

[west plume]

providence can't compete with dat

[split mortar]

Yeah ots like
With rough estimates from old dev statements like 1.5 billion ish?

[leaden bridge]

What was her longterm plan anyways when she's done does she kill herself with her girlfriends on a suicide pact by throwing themselves into the convenient rift noxus made

[split mortar]

I think might be misremembering though

[split mortar]

Look at embers

Float around bored as shit since she did not have one

[leaden bridge]

I'd rather not just to keep this idea in my head

[leaden bridge]

#ripbozo

[split mortar]

Ok

[leaden bridge]

#packwatch #wontbemourned

[west plume]

i do assume they just had a suicide pact and would just explode themselves after it was all said and done

but it was kinda larp anyway since they can't possibly accomplish their goal

i think providence will probably just live until she dies of old age or gets too fed up and just Leaves if you decide not to kill her

[wanton pendant]

According to Embers, she flies off into space forever.

[leaden bridge]

Up up and away

[split mortar]

#lore-discussion message embers

[leaden bridge]

crying at the thought of her body getting astraled and she can't really do anything about it

[split mortar]

She is sapient just tell it to fuck off idk

[west plume]

it's kinda her fault for deciding to keep the rock armor unless that's apart of her living flesh

[leaden bridge]

okay but what if she's the crystal yeah

That's what i mean

[split mortar]

Aint the crystal just her heart

[wanton pendant]

She also can and does destroy stars, infected or not.

[west plume]

if providence is the flaming moth then she can't get astral'd, if providence is the crystal and rock and both of those are her Flesh then she can get astral'd but she wouldn't let herself

[leaden bridge]

Why doesn't she just find mars 2

[west plume]

she isn't a dumbass worm and i assume she isn't diving into stars for any reason

[leaden bridge]

There's at least 3 mars

She could find the blue one

I assume the martians come from the red one

[wanton pendant]

Astral Infection isn't material based to my knowledge, it's sapience based.

[west plume]

that's Your knowledge lore doc boy

[leaden bridge]

what

[west plume]

providence goes to jupiter and causes the atmosphere to ignite, killing her instantly

[leaden bridge]

Easy solution

The problem is Jupiter doesn't exist

[west plume]

wut about the gas giant moons

[robust osprey]

oh those are my snyacks

[west plume]

don't eat those

[robust osprey]

too late

already eaten

[split mortar]

Turns all water in your body into mercury

[warm gull]

lord of the scussion

what is crackalacking

[leaden bridge]

I didn't acknowledge the moon variants because i assume calamity lore explodes thrice over if you assume the moon is anything but a single small solid object

[west plume]

i currently don't know if gas giants are Canon in calamity mod which is fucked up to think about

[leaden bridge]

I don't know wither

Either

It's rlly fucked up

I'm sorry but it's so fucked up

[thick slate]

to get stupider

[split mortar]

The moon becomes gothic sometimes its not a stretch to assume it also wears other clothes imo

[leaden bridge]

LMFAO?

[west plume]

Terraria has a satellite that's referred to as the Moon but it's geography and composition are unknown and the planet could very well just have multiple satellites

The Moon Lord is trapped in the moon but it may not be an earth-like rocky moon

It's kinda weird 2 think about

[leaden bridge]

there's a moon that has two other moons orbiting it which i don't even know if that's possible

[split mortar]

?

[west plume]

this is possible

satellites can have satellites

[noble falcon]

Of course it is
They are friends

[leaden bridge]

do the moon's moons also know the sun is orbiting the planet or do they not know that because they are mindless spacerocks what's your opinion

[plucky juniper]

actually. no.

[west plume]

they are mindless space rocks in a magic world that do not think

they are merely submoons

[trim edge]

time to treat all gameplay as canon again
why can the terrarian control time

[leaden bridge]

I'm sad i think they would like knowing that fact

[plucky juniper]

the cosmology of calamity is almost already completely different from our cosmology

[split mortar]

Moon souls when

[plucky juniper]

for all we know that gas giant moon could actually just be a gas dwarf

[trim edge]

probably more accurate to say we can control the planet's rotation

[leaden bridge]

If there was a moon soul it'd just be a world soul

[west plume]

no one has ruled out the moon having a soul

[plucky juniper]

and. even if the gas giant moon was actually a gas giant

[leaden bridge]

I don't see why they'd be different in any way

[noble falcon]

I am now
Moon no have soul

[plucky juniper]

so? that just means that we are the moon

we just dont use that term

and also i think it makes a hella more sense to trap the moon lord inside a gas giant than a smaller rock orb

[leaden bridge]

How are we close enough to a gas giant the dragons can just fly there

[west plume]

no, it just means that terraria has a mini-neptune moon and the moon is less massive than terraria

[leaden bridge]

I don't know why I'm assuming the dragons flew there nevermind

[spare pier]

This isn't an apt description and also I had said information about Auric Shards (and the ascension ritual) aren't public

[west plume]

can u do this in dev or dms

[leaden bridge]

I think a lot about the mars soul

[split mortar]

Because they got world soul not moon soul

[spare pier]

Fair, sorry

[plucky juniper]

my insane auric domain powers that enable me to absorb and mutate the domains of auric dragons to my will when the dragons toss me into jupiter with its 2.5x earth gravity AT MINIMUM

[spare pier]

I was clearing up that I also thought your description isn't apt which has to be done here since y'know

I'm very tired rn

So sorry

[west plume]

it's a description that lines up with the current public understanding of auric souls i believe

[leaden bridge]

I mean I don't exactly know how gravity would affect moon lord

[raven brook]

Hi everyone im back from my comically long shower

It's my birthday tmr btw give me money

anyways whats the convo about. hows it hanging

hows it loring

[light linden]

hey madeline have you thought about what the yharmy got for rations?

[leaden bridge]

if you give me money i can give you the money back and pretend it's a gift

[split mortar]

Dragons and cosmology i think

[west plume]

there's a strong case that it could be a pluto type system in the event that the moon is just massive as well

[spare pier]

Thunder

[wanton pendant]

Why would we rule out the truth?

[spare pier]

[plucky juniper]

i mean thats not that far from ours

[light linden]

yes?

[spare pier]

Headcanon my guy

[plucky juniper]

our moon is easily among the largest in the entire solar system

[leaden bridge]

Has anyone figured out what clad crabs have to do with the conquest

[light linden]

this is not for personal projects

[plucky juniper]

it just happens that our planet is also the largest rocky object in the solar system as well

[split mortar]

Moon soul with the domain of rocks and the domain of red

[west plume]

earth's moon is large but it isn't very dense. it's closer to a normal satellite than anything else

[spare pier]

I mean it's still ao comically specific and the answer is obviously just

[raven brook]

domain of Being Fucking Evil

[spare pier]

Anything

[light linden]

also I am desperately trying to not think about my potentially impending death

[spare pier]

Fair

[split mortar]

Oh shit

Good luck

[plucky juniper]

the fucking what?

[light linden]

Oklahoma's doing its bs again for context

tornado risk and all that

[plucky juniper]

oh i see

[west plume]

don't die it means you won't be able to see noxus' impending irl incursion

DoG will be real soon

[plucky juniper]

thought it was some political insanity

[spare pier]

I'm so fucking tireddddd

[light linden]

on this topic

[wanton pendant]

That's standard affair, nothing that would faze an American.

[plucky juniper]

yea im aware

[light linden]

I'm still wondering if there were any natural disasters in calamity that aren't in real life

[split mortar]

Could astral be considered one?

[wanton pendant]

Lavanado.

[split mortar]

Ok yharon

[light linden]

eh?

are meteors counted as natural disasters?

[wanton pendant]

Yes.

[spare pier]

Yes they are natural and disastrous

[light linden]

and has astral infection hit the planet before?

[zenith geode]

well i dont think meteors crashing down and infecting the local flora and fauna is normal

[wanton pendant]

And they don't give new, innovative diseases.

[spare pier]

Bro

[west plume]

how do u know

[light linden]

because if this is a one off thing I'd imagine it counts as something slightly different?

[spare pier]

It doesn't have to have happened before to be considered a natural disaster

[west plume]

how do u think the dinosaurs died

that was just an astral event

[spare pier]

No

[zenith geode]

well it wasnt astral because theres no astral now

[light linden]

actually

[spare pier]

Natural disasters are Disasters that are Natural

[trim edge]

the dinosaurs didn't actually die we are all actually astral infected dinosaurs

[plucky juniper]

they didnt because they turned into auric dragons

[noble falcon]

How can it be a natural disaster if it gives me a mana upgrade
That’s good
Disaster bad

[leaden bridge]

If we had a super evil meteorite hit us it'd still be a natural disaster

[plucky juniper]

why do you think yharon got feathers?

[wanton pendant]

They died.

[light linden]

how does weather work on that hellhole continent?

[west plume]

do you think that dragons in calamity's universe are literally birds

lmao

[split mortar]

One auric dragon is just a really big t rex

[wanton pendant]

It sucks.

[west plume]

i guess dragons in this setting have to be archosaurs

[split mortar]

I do not think all dragons sre bird like

[plucky juniper]

the auric souls have powers the likes of which we do not understand...

[raven brook]

dragons are dinosaurs theory

[trim edge]

we have a sample size of 1 auric dragon which we know the appearance of ingame

[light linden]

but the meteor didn't hit due to a natural occurrence?

[plucky juniper]

such as extra limbs

apparently

[light linden]

it hit because a living thing threw it at us?

[wanton pendant]

Astrum Deus is natural.

[split mortar]

A natural animal

[spare pier]

Plenty natural to me

[light linden]

I'm

[plucky juniper]

i jest im aware they're far far more complicated than that

[light linden]

not sure if this counts

[spare pier]

Yes it does

[west plume]

like would you go up to a wyvern and say Hey bro you're actually closely related to the tropical parrot

[raven brook]

Trust me on this one the sapient dinosaurs absorbed the world soul shards thus turning into the first auric dragons.

[wanton pendant]

Chimpanzee invasion would be a natural disaster.

[raven brook]

As we all know

[split mortar]

Yeah

[light linden]

I'd have to ask someone much more familiar with this topic

[noble falcon]

You wouldn’t?

[west plume]

that's fucked up. ur implying that yharon actually isn't that far removed from a domestic chicken

[noble falcon]

It would be so confused you could go in for the easy kill and get souls of flight
True or not it’s a good strat

[wanton pendant]

He is a chicken alright.

[trim edge]

there's a reason yharon soul fragments taste like chicken

[split mortar]

Well yeah correct yharon is just a legendary+++ level 999 chicken

[light linden]

you eat them?

[west plume]

don't eat those

[light linden]

although that does make me wonder

[split mortar]

Why not

[wanton pendant]

Don't listen to them, eat them!

[plucky juniper]

[light linden]

would trying to ascend with soul fragments do anything?

[spare pier]

No

[trim edge]

we eat yharon soul fragments for 25 hp

[raven brook]

The thought of pre-ascencion dragons just being whoel ass sapient dinosuars is kind of hilarious though you have to agree

[wanton pendant]

No, they're not souls.

[split mortar]

Yeah

[west plume]

i think they have Power but you can't use them to become a god

i do not know how you can use them

[noble falcon]

By eating them

[wanton pendant]

You can use them to scam metal.

[west plume]

don't eat them!!

[plucky juniper]

no

[west plume]

metal is lowkey stupid

[plucky juniper]

better idea

[split mortar]

Why not!!

[spare pier]

Bro why am I so tired out of nowhere

[split mortar]

Lemme eat peoples souls

[plucky juniper]

feed the soul fragments to your pet basilisk

[noble falcon]

If don’t eat them, then why did you go and make them look so scrumptious

[trim edge]

yharic delight

[spare pier]

The sleep devil hit me

[wanton pendant]

See a doctor.

[west plume]

you're wasting all that delicious soul power by eating it

[light linden]

imagine if it just makes you come back as a zombie after you die

[split mortar]

Someone teleported pillows into your brain

[split mortar]

I use it to fuel my body wdym wasting it

[noble falcon]

It’s only a waste if you’re unsatisfied with how you use it
Time spent enjoying the delicacy that is soul fragments cannot be time wasted

[light linden]

although

does a soul er

regrow?

[light linden]

like will the bits of soul that became fragments come back after enough time?

[split mortar]

Idk

[west plume]

fair

very efficient

[light linden]

if they do I wonder how long it'll take before you can make a 2nd soul of rebirth out of the fragments

probably a LONG time

[west plume]

i don't think u can do that

[trim edge]

are yharon soul fragments actually from yharon's soul or is it actually all the world soul

[light linden]

in all fairness I am taking shots in the dark here

[west plume]

ask @spare pier who is trying desperately to go back to bed

[light linden]

I only know a fragment of the story

[wanton pendant]

You still won't have 100% of an Auric Soul.

[trim edge]

does part of yharon's sentience go into our auric gear

[west plume]

i hope not

[spare pier]

I can't even go back to bed

I'm at uni

[light linden]

probably not

[west plume]

ask madeline who is trying desperately to study

[wanton pendant]

Finally, Racism Armour.

[spare pier]

Also it's Yharon's soul

[light linden]

could be a way yharon could try to bring back his friends

[split mortar]

Yharons soul and the word soul shard are fused into one i think

[light linden]

giving them a new auric soul

[spare pier]

I'm thankfully not at class rn it's break time

[light linden]

maybe

[spare pier]

I should be alive by the time it actually begins

[west plume]

do u think yharon could rebirth a little yharon homunculus out of the soul shard

[trim edge]

hehe yharim i'm seraph tracers now

[light linden]

this is the issue with only having a piece of the story for like a year

[light linden]

maybe?

I do wonder

[raven brook]

Horrible thought thank you

[noble falcon]

Yharon returning a decade later with his horde of Yharlets

[simple tangle]

hi

[split mortar]

I do not think trying to piece together the rotten and mushy fantasy neurones of the multi century dead dragons will go well

[raven brook]

father why have you created us

feed us father

[leaden bridge]

do you think shimmer auric ore recipe is foreshadowing for the eventual ore worm

[raven brook]

feed us we are the yharlings

[agile matrix]

uranium... 😋

[light linden]

if yharon has kids canonically at some point what'd happen if he gave them soul fragments?

[split mortar]

We are the yharlings please feed us!!

[simple tangle]

what were yharim's hobbies

[trim edge]

the son of yharon pet is actually canon and is the result of a single yharon soul fragment rebirthing

[agile matrix]

it worked somewhat okay with the gods of dogma and war

[long bloom]

[agile matrix]

they're like barely sapient blobs

[simple tangle]

what did he do when it wasn't time to murder orphans

[split mortar]

Racism and war

[noble falcon]

Overwatch 2 and League of legends

[wanton pendant]

None.

[wanton pendant]

He dedicated everything to his career.

[raven brook]

evil2 probably are a result of so much damn divine essence in a place together that ita ctually managed to somewhat coalesce into something that resembles sapience

[west plume]

Raising rent on single mothers, razing villages, pillaging, torturing, torching, skewering, piercing, slicing

[raven brook]

Maybe with some outside interference from cultists too

[split mortar]

Study the auric dragons past and war history i think
Granted both fall under the crusade i think anyways

[raven brook]

You forgot bludgeoning

[west plume]

he also liked reading a lot

[light linden]

skewering?

[noble falcon]

I misread, thought it said Yharon
Yharim’s hobbies were torture, pollution, and embroidery

[light linden]

with that big of a sword?

[split mortar]

Some gods be big

[west plume]

ur forgetting about gods

[wanton pendant]

He states that he grew apathetic to anything that wasn't needed for his cause, which resulted in Polterghast being created.

[raven brook]

I can see Yharim being a fan of blacksmithing

[light linden]

anything he tries to skewer will likely fall apart

[raven brook]

It'd be kind of a cool parallel to the terrarian since we mine and Craft

[west plume]

i don't think yharim has enough patience for blacksmithing

[noble falcon]

Can the next update trailer be a recreation of How Bad Can I Be with Yharim polluting the ocean

[trim edge]

how dead is the draerim joke

[agile matrix]

why, yeah, yeah, mhm, yeah, he did that?, he did that?, yeah

[wanton pendant]

Say that again.

[raven brook]

polluting the oceans was kind of draedon's thing

[long bloom]

alive as long as i'm here

[split mortar]

Yharim just molds the metal like playdough

[noble falcon]

That also works

[wanton pendant]

And Azafure!

[agile matrix]

oh wait thats yharim not ron

[noble falcon]

Who the hell is Ron

[raven brook]

I mean Yharim dosen't,

[split mortar]

NO

[raven brook]

need to only use one weapon

[simple tangle]

I honestly sort of hope Yharim's design gets a glow-up later down the line XD
While I don't think his current design is bad per say, I think it could do with some improvements, especially to emphasize the exo enhancements, IMO

[agile matrix]

okay then the last ones yes the first one is still a "he did that" and i didnt know he specifically torched places

[agile matrix]

yknow

[west plume]

ur forgetting that yharim is a political power who used his influence to fuel a perpetual war machine

[west plume]

ilmeris?

[long bloom]

it will be changed as far as we know

[raven brook]

i'm pretty sure yharims design is being changed

[trim edge]

yharon's name is actually yha ron, with yha as his surname

[light linden]

he has to

[simple tangle]

Oh neat

[trim edge]

yharim's first name is rim

[west plume]

actually i think yharim was probably torchng places before calamitas came along

seems in character

[agile matrix]

perfectly inconspicuous person with his pet dinosaur
Ron and Yhawr

[light linden]

there is literally no other person that could make his armor and sword

[west plume]

his sword's blade is notably not made of auric ore

[split mortar]

What if he found the armour and sword?

[simple tangle]

Wasn't that Skeletron Prime (and the souls that were people before)'s job?

[long bloom]

does his sword even contain auric

yeah thought so

[simple tangle]

They were the burn down orphans squad no?

[light linden]

FINALLY YHARIM SWORD INFO

[noble falcon]

“Oh dear, burning the innocent just takes so long these days! If only I had a lackey to do this for me…”
The brimstone toddler:

[split mortar]

Yeah basically

[west plume]

oops

[long bloom]

the first bit since the rewrite 🥹

[trim edge]

yharim doesn't know how to make gear he just tapes chunks of auric to his body and uses an auric club to bludgeon people

[west plume]

in his old age yharim desired to leave it to the youngsters

[split mortar]

Nah i remember hearing about it before i do not think its new??

[raven brook]

please concept artists i'm kind of swordless

[simple tangle]

'The humble skeletron prime'

[west plume]

it's not new info and it's apparent in all of the public yhart but i don't want to piss off the lorewriters :s

[split mortar]

Fair

[long bloom]

it's the same as old lore

no auric in blade

[split mortar]

I see

[long bloom]

the old one had auric handle

[simple tangle]

If Yharim punches you you'd die from the auric shit right

[agile matrix]

im not sure

[hoary cape]

Lizharhd yharim

[long bloom]

you can tank it

[raven brook]

Is,

[long bloom]

[agile matrix]

i know his armor is gigaboosted by Awesomesauce from Draedon™

[split mortar]

I think you die to the fact its bloody yharim punching you first
But auric rejection hurts you as well

[agile matrix]

but im not sure if its Pure auric or mock-attuned auric

[long bloom]

pure

bc he's actually attuned to yharon

[raven brook]

is character concept art like the ones mango made going to follow suit with most other lore-adjacent things and be more confidential from now on or can we still expect to see character concept art publicly

I quite liked seeing those

[hoary cape]

He doesn't need to mock-attune

[west plume]

you guys also fail to consider that yharim's modern armor has weird exo shit which only could have been installed by draedon or in collaboration with draedon unless 80 year old boomer yharim had an electrical engineering class to be able to wire it up

[hoary cape]

His bond to yharon lets him use it

[trim edge]

if yharon's soul is destroyed somehow does yharim get cooked immediately

[long bloom]

huh?

[long bloom]

yes

[simple tangle]

its awesome

[long bloom]

auric springlock

[simple tangle]

yharim pulling out the humble exo beam

[raven brook]

Agnus, Silva, Etc.

[hoary cape]

Imagine getting rejected by auric armor while wearing it

[split mortar]

Simple draedon just does not activate auric rejection

[raven brook]

Or is the part you're confused about the latter, because i think devs in general are trying to be more careful about what they post

[zenith geode]

free you smoothie

[long bloom]

oh i just comprehended

[simple tangle]

Not Yhartrap 😭

[long bloom]

yeah

[raven brook]

It's not even really about lore specifically but it includes it

[wanton pendant]

Closer to 130 years old then. Probably needs help using the email and remembering his meds.

[west plume]

it'll be Confidential unless artists reveal it for some reason. in general we're just not going to tell you or give you things that are important unless they're about to imminently be released and it'll be formal

[raven brook]

I see

[long bloom]

:(

[zenith geode]

i still like the eating an auric puck idea

[agile matrix]

yharim, hockey champion

[hoary cape]

Auric armor torture chamber

[west plume]

the upside is that updates are faster and more organized though, so we can actually formally disclose important shit in a formal manner

especially w/ lore

[split mortar]

Peak!

[hoary cape]

Throw someone in a room made of auric when they aren't able to touch it and close the door

[zenith geode]

(it would continue bouncing around in your stomach until it gets enough velocity to tear through your body)

[agile matrix]

shoes :)

[trim edge]

bouncy castle

[raven brook]

Will have to wait 30 years to see Yharim Sword Concept Art. Very sad /hj

[wanton pendant]

Is that meant to help?

[agile matrix]

just wear rubber boots

cant conduct electricity

[plucky juniper]

the blade lore here is really fun knowledge about old lore

[agile matrix]

all safe :)

[wanton pendant]

That wouldn't help at all.

[west plume]

how would you swallow it without losing your bottom jaw

[hoary cape]

Boots doesn't stop it

[wanton pendant]

Auric Tesla is not electricity it's magic.

[simple tangle]

How long do ya'll think it took Yharim to figure out how to use the rock phone

[trim edge]

how do we carry auric ore in our inventory if we can't even touch it through our armour

[zenith geode]

its in ice

[agile matrix]

yuh huh. all the armor that the terrarian wears is like. metal or wood sometimes

its never rubber

[plucky juniper]

the idea of a blade being repurposed from the throne of the guy you just overthrew is absolutely splendid

[agile matrix]

how do we know that rubber doesnt halt it

[west plume]

dont u think that the auric ore would just zap u through the ice

[raven brook]

wulfrum has a little bit of rubber on it

that counts for somethign

[hoary cape]

Our inventory defied laws

[agile matrix]

on the soles?

[raven brook]

Also rain armor

[zenith geode]

well youre not touching it so no

[wanton pendant]

Wood isn't a cunductor.

[raven brook]

thats like. rubber? i think. its plastic/rubber

[agile matrix]

its got water in it

[raven brook]

something.

[agile matrix]

theres no boots i dont think so you'd be okay from hitting the side and top but not the bottom

[eager bluff]

thats not how conduction works

[agile matrix]

at least i think

[west plume]

i don't think auric zaps you because it generates electricity. i think it zaps you because you're nearby and unworthy

[trim edge]

why don't we just use inventory material to line the inside of auric armour and use pure auric

[hoary cape]

Wulfrum when it's just bootleg tungsten /j

[simple tangle]

Calamity fans finding out gameplay mechanics in most games aren't diagetic:

[long bloom]

how you gonna forge it bro

[trim edge]

inventory gloves

[hoary cape]

How dare game mechanics not follow logic

[agile matrix]

with a cosmic anvil i think

[hoary cape]

Yah, but you can't touch it

[wanton pendant]

Like some kind of Relogic.

[agile matrix]

scoop it in a bag and drop it on the anvil

[hoary cape]

The bag gets rejected

[west plume]

i think there's a misunderstanding that auric zaps you because it's electrically conductive and the attuned are just immune instead of the fact that auric metal is racist and hates the unworthy

[simple tangle]

Erm..If terrarian so weak why can hold 9999 gold? checkmate calamity

[agile matrix]

can a bag be deemed unworthy if its not sapient

[agile matrix]

isnt rebuke an electric debuff

[split mortar]

?

[agile matrix]

that'd probably do it

[long bloom]

anything that's not an auric dragon is unworthy

[plucky juniper]

what if auric metal is BOTH

[hoary cape]

Auric metal is the friends we made along the way

[agile matrix]

at what point does a dragon cease to be a dragon

[plucky juniper]

its both electrically conductive AND it is racist and hates the unworthy

[agile matrix]

at what point does this heap stop being a heap

[split mortar]

Auric metal is gay i think

Idk if trans

[trim edge]

when is calamity dream theory coming

[simple tangle]

Im just making fun of those 'oh X character is super strong cuz they can hold lots of thing in inventory' arguments i see around sometimes

[split mortar]

Ah fair

Endless water bucket

[trim edge]

the entire time we're just in a coma after getting knocked out by king slime

[plucky juniper]

well, the line certainly is crossed around here

[hoary cape]

The terrarian can hold the earth in their inventory so they must be strong

[agile matrix]

would this be auricly rejected?

[wanton pendant]

That's a rabbit.

[simple tangle]

I like imagining the endless waterbucket just has a portal to the ocean, its not actually endless, just functionally endless

[west plume]

yharim was in a coma the entire time and his best friend, John R. Terraria, was by his side every day....

[plucky juniper]

thats probably not the right first question to ask

[split mortar]

I headcanon the bucket as just turning ambient mana into water

[simple tangle]

its true i was purple slime

[west plume]

it doesn't have an auric soul so it'd be blasted into the stratosphere sploinky style

[agile matrix]

my question was at what point does an auric dragon cease to be considered an auric dragon

[trim edge]

all modded content is a result of the terrarian's schizophrenia that's why it disappears when you disable the mod

[west plume]

you guys forget that auric metal also rejects non-ascended dragons

[agile matrix]

is auric dragon skin auric dragon?

[wanton pendant]

If it doesn't have an Auric Soul.

[long bloom]

if the soul is gone then it is no longer auric

[agile matrix]

i see

[simple tangle]

not old duke, hes built different (lying)

[hoary cape]

Gods get auric rejected right?

[west plume]

yes

[split mortar]

Yeah

God souls not auric souls

[west plume]

skinning zeratros' dried corpse and touching auric with his 1,000 year old scales wouldn't protect you from it. the auric metal would just recognize your Stench and blast you

it's really genuinely racist

[simple tangle]

i get old duke now

[agile matrix]

so it and yharon are best friends

got it

[long bloom]

die liberal. BIDEN BLAST

[split mortar]

Auric is racist and runs on fuck you logic

[wanton pendant]

Just as a dragon should be.

[agile matrix]

if auric ore had a gijinka it and yharon would go pubbing every weekend

[hoary cape]

We use yharon's soul fragments to trick the auric into thinking we are yharon

[split mortar]

So
Yharim

[agile matrix]

no yharim isnt like

100% racist i dont think

[long bloom]

that's how attunement works

[simple tangle]

im the #1 old duke glazer
hes not done anything cuz hes not real yet but like
you just wait

hes gonna go crazyyy

[long bloom]

mock attunement is tricking it into thinking it's attuned to everything

[split mortar]

Racist pro slavery grandpa

[agile matrix]

i dont know what yharims goals are he's just kinda stupid and dumb

[west plume]

yharim is like a professional racist but yharon is a global elite racist

yharon would win racism tourneys

[split mortar]

Kill all gods

[agile matrix]

like thats it?

no other goal just "i dont wanna see another one of those soulstealers on my front lawn EVER again."

[simple tangle]

Yharim and Yharon are Calamitas' racist uncles?

[long bloom]

yes

(she's also racist)

[split mortar]

Gods killed the dragons so gods must all die

[west plume]

calamitas is a little chuddy but she isn't fully racist

low casual racist. did some dabbling

[long bloom]

chudling

[simple tangle]

a little chuddy is a funny way to describe anyone

[spare pier]

She's reformed now

[long bloom]

the woke mind virus got her..

[split mortar]

Did calamitas play league of legends

[agile matrix]

"some dabbling" is insane

[wanton pendant]

Oh he is.

[simple tangle]

Draedon didnt let her

Calclone however is up in the air

[west plume]

he had reasons technically because the deific council were comically bad people and he wanted revenge. if you met dogma and war you would probably understand. the issue is just that yharon kept enabling him for ages

[agile matrix]

i forgot he's the kind of racist where he hates one thing instead of the racist that yharon is where they hate anything thats not them

theres tiers to this racism

[west plume]

i think if yharim didn't have yharon he would probably have been a minor warlord that Maybe killed dogma and then died

[long bloom]

the deific council? is that just the god society

[wanton pendant]

He also hates green people.

[west plume]

unofficial name for the organization dogma and war were leading

[long bloom]

i see

[west plume]

they were trying to recreate the situation dragons had from first principles

so You would be an offshoot

[spare pier]

Yharon would annihilate Jade Harley on sight

[wanton pendant]

Who the HELL is Jade Harley?

[split mortar]

Oh right yharims just actually racist against lihzahrds no?

[agile matrix]

gasp???

[west plume]

yharon would obliterate jade instantly as soon as he found out that she absorbed her first guardian

[agile matrix]

how do you not know jade harley even by name

i dont know most of their story but i at least know of them

[spare pier]

Resident green girl from Homestuck

She's like

[simple tangle]

Yharim's so racist against Lihzahrds for no reason

[spare pier]

Very green

[wanton pendant]

I've literally never heard that name before in my life.

Bro.

Die.

[long bloom]

MR BREAST GIVE ME MONEY

[simple tangle]

outta my way gay boy

im gonna get that cash

[agile matrix]

theres no WAY man

[simple tangle]

i just had it deposited thankyou mrbeast

[agile matrix]

can the lore writers include God of Scamming and make them have a tiger hat

[west plume]

https://homestuck.com/

[fathom locust]

Hi

[agile matrix]

tiger (animal)

[west plume]

God of Scamming, ascended using the soul of the Dragon of Fraud

[agile matrix]

i am not reading this

[agile matrix]

dragon of WHAT

[west plume]

u hate me

[agile matrix]

8-3 /// DISINTEGRATION LOOP

[west plume]

did hakita invent fraud

[agile matrix]

yes.

[wanton pendant]

I'm not falling for that.

[long bloom]

yes

fraud as a concept didn't exist until last month

[split mortar]

Yeah

[west plume]

fair

[agile matrix]

hakita gamedev invented the 8th circle of hell from Dante's Inferno

[wanton pendant]

Who the HELL is Hakita?

[split mortar]

Fraud ultrakill not disorienting enough they should make it worse

[long bloom]

true!

[simple tangle]

disintegration loop is the best level in gaming history

i like the three title drops

rly funny

[long bloom]

sorry 7-2 still better

8-3 close second though

[agile matrix]

i dont like fraud :(

[split mortar]

L

[simple tangle]

0-E is one of my favs too fr

[agile matrix]

i dont really like ultrakill to be honest. i like the bosses but i dont like the enemy sections

[long bloom]

fuck that level man

[simple tangle]

odd

[spare pier]

Honestly thinking about it I can't think of characters more opposed to one another than Yharon and Jade

[simple tangle]

i think the bosses are the worst parts of ultrakill lowkey

[agile matrix]

mainly because the bosses take maybe 3ish minutes but the levels need me to notice So So So Many Things

[west plume]

Calamity fans when they go to the 9th circle of hell and the demons say 'You will serve an eternity in Treachery' (ultrakill reference)

[agile matrix]

gasp!!! yay gabriels here!

[split mortar]

Encore is neat, limbo much harder i am yet to beat that though

[spare pier]

It's like putting a kitten and The Devil in the same room

[simple tangle]

why would calamity fans go to treachery

[agile matrix]

which ones the cat

[long bloom]

bruh it's so much easier

[west plume]

jade is equivalent to a calamity ascended. yharon would kill her on sight

[spare pier]

Yharon clearly

[long bloom]

except the final room but they just nerfed it

[agile matrix]

[west plume]

all of you guys love dragons

[simple tangle]

calamity fans go straight to wrath sry

[split mortar]

Yharon when i put green yharon against him

[west plume]

those are the nohitters

ON THE CONTRARY i think jack noir would be great friends with yharon

[spare pier]

Yharon wins through rage boost

[manic coral]

Nonono Calamity fans go to fraud due to the unholy amount of misinformation in the community

[spare pier]

True actually

[manic coral]

Yharon blanco

[long bloom]

green yharon wins through adrenaline boost

[simple tangle]

yharon verde....

[west plume]

yharon suddenly unlocks Yharon Black and wins the battle

[simple tangle]

whatsapp yharon

[spare pier]

Yharon Rosé

[agile matrix]

i know these names but not their concepts

[agile matrix]

thats a wine

[simple tangle]

whos calamitys vriska (adjective)

[long bloom]

turns you into wine

[manic coral]

Erm actually that's just a different form of Super Dragon God Super Dragon :/

[spare pier]

Do not invoke the devil's name

[agile matrix]

you arent jesus ...............

[west plume]

calamitas is almost entirely similar to vriska except without the ableism

and i guess the transgender allegory

[spare pier]

The huh?

[west plume]

not a reader

[spare pier]

I never saw that in her man

[west plume]

how did u read the Vriska and (Vriska) plotline

[wanton pendant]

CALAMITAS HATES DISABLED PEOPLE!?

[west plume]

no

[split mortar]

Prob used to

[wanton pendant]

Where's the Syndrome gif.

[spare pier]

Ooooh

Ok I can see that

[manic coral]

I will say her name 3 times in a mirror

[west plume]

vriska 'hated' disabled people because her dancestor was a horrible person but she drops the ableism later after she doesn't feel she needs to conform to societal roles to be accepted

calamitas has never hated disabled people or i think anyone in particular except yharim

[agile matrix]

her what??

[wanton pendant]

Yharim is disabled, technically.

[agile matrix]

also yharim is disabled

[spare pier]

We're explaining Homestuck lore with this one

[west plume]

that is fair!

[agile matrix]

yharon hated anything thats not an auric dragon so

[west plume]

we gotta get grandpa on the cpap machine

[split mortar]

Homestuck vs goku

[agile matrix]

technically he's ableist??

[west plume]

yharon is SUPER ableist

[agile matrix]

(disabled people are not auric dragons)

[long bloom]

ilmerians are also disabled from living on land (ignore amidias)

[simple tangle]

yharon seeing a disabled auric dragon:

[wanton pendant]

If you don't have superpowers, YOU SHOULD DIE!

[agile matrix]

he'd just kill them and bring them back (Reportedly.)

[wanton pendant]

Shockingly, apparently Yharon can trans genders.

[west plume]

Literally not a single offshoot was historically allowed into the Aerie. You cannot possibly be as ableist as yharon

[split mortar]

Is yharon the inventer of the genderchange

Potion

[agile matrix]

if Thing /= Auric Dragon
then
Kill That Shit

[manic coral]

diversity win! the genocodial maniac is accepting of trans people!

[spare pier]

Mindfang is in the same spot as the Condesce for me in that I know they're fucking horrible people but also they're really fucking cool

[west plume]

i agree

[spare pier]

Fucking

"She was smart to take my arm. It allowed for a fair fight."

[agile matrix]

"I may be a Murderer. But you were Racist. And that's worse...."

[manic coral]

Ok but Yharon is also racist

[agile matrix]

Yharim isnt and he's the one mainly doing the genocides

yharons throwing beer bottles at his head

[split mortar]

Who is more racist yharon or old duke

[simple tangle]

lowkey yharon

[west plume]

i kinda think the point of the dancestors is that they all fucking suck except for maybe damara

[spare pier]

I may be a murderer. And racist. And ableist. And xenophobic. And

[west plume]

this is a tough one but old duke literally can't be as racist as yharon is

[wanton pendant]

The strongest racist of history vs. the strongest racist of today.

[agile matrix]

this is a bad example but yes this

[west plume]

it might be a gojo vs sukuna situation actually

[agile matrix]

(Joker does things for the bit)

[manic coral]

The strongest racist in history vs. the strongest racist in pre-history

[spare pier]

Damara also is but she's the funniest person alive so she gets a pass

[wanton pendant]

He's still AMERICAN! 🇺🇸 🦅 🔫

[simple tangle]

as always primordial wyrm solos

[agile matrix]

i think its like champion of auric league vs champion of draconic league

they're the best but not on the same tier

[spare pier]

There's a single time where Garion was shocked by a character

And it was Damara

[split mortar]

Homestuck vs Door stuck

[west plume]

redglare is also not necessarily a bad person but i think that she's really transgender so it's a good thing

[wanton pendant]

This just in, Calamity dev thinks that non-transgenders should be bad people and transgenders should be good people.

[spare pier]

She's complicated because y'know she does work for Water Hitler but also if you don't you're killed horribly so

[wanton pendant]

WHO!?

[west plume]

she would have been culled for her differences in beforus which was a substantially more accepting society so she's the only one who Maybe gets a pass for behavior

[spare pier]

Water Hitler

[west plume]

I am transgender and I, personally, am a horrible person

[agile matrix]

so evil amidias??

[manic coral]

It's sea hitler

smh

:/

[simple tangle]

waow

[spare pier]

This fucking killed me

[agile matrix]

or is it Water (Physical Concept) Hitler

[spare pier]

The Condesce is Evil Amidias

[west plume]

amidias could never be as bad as the condesce

[spare pier]

Sure

[agile matrix]

i dont know what the condense is

[simple tangle]

wait til we meet new amidias and hes a fucking dick

[manic coral]

yeah he'd never get into baking

[agile matrix]

does it at all relate to that one guy who's name is water jug

[manic coral]

the worst sin

[west plume]

Amidias would have won the war if he started culling the marine inhabitants of ilmeris until they developed into an ultra-powerful population propped up by eugenics and a might makes right society

[agile matrix]

okay so this sounds like viltrum

[simple tangle]

why didn't amidias use his photoshop form? is he stupid?

[wanton pendant]

Why didn't Amidias make a bug army?
Is he stupid?

[spare pier]

It's funny because in my nefarious Calswap AU Amidias is honestly just Thragg who is also basically the Condesce so

[west plume]

too early in his progression. he would have become the Perfectly Ascended God of Shitposts later

[spare pier]

They're all one in the same

[agile matrix]

why didnt amidias... something... frogs??? cancer??? universe-wide cancer???

[wanton pendant]

Oh, you're still working on that? Cool.

[west plume]

this is true. amidias could have rode giant lobsters like horsies

[simple tangle]

Caldust when

[spare pier]

Kinda not really

Too busy

[west plume]

yharim cannot ride giant lobster like horsies

[wanton pendant]

He wanted to turn people into dinosaurs.

[agile matrix]

why didnt amidias note that in his story he's the protagonist or something idk i remember that being very relavant

[spare pier]

What

[agile matrix]

my issue with homestuck is that my knowledge is filtered through the people

[west plume]

i can't actually believe that people justify killing giant clam by freeing amidias. do u really think the sea king would have been stuck there forever

[agile matrix]

i know that the guy who has to watch out for stairs is also the star of his show

i know that someone gave someone elses universe cancer?? apparently

and i know that frogs are involved

[spare pier]

I have no idea what the first thing is but the second is true yes

[manic coral]

tavros

[wanton pendant]

Ah, in the swap AU I made the Giant Clam SUPREME CLAM, AMIDIAS IMPOSTOR!

[spare pier]

Oh my God

[agile matrix]

potential spoilers? i have no clue

[spare pier]

Oh

[west plume]

hello sweet bro

[simple tangle]

maybe hes stupid

[agile matrix]

i have absolutely no clue.

[west plume]

Fell off his horse type death

'Amidias was stuck inside the giant clam for an entire month and starved to death'

[agile matrix]

i also know theres evil versions of the main characters that are based on like. candies???????

and also theres like b-sides of them AND d-sides

[west plume]

wut

[wanton pendant]

I'm not even sure what is being discussed anymore.

[agile matrix]

i have absolutely no clue. see this.

[spare pier]

You should read Homestuck instead of absorbing all of it through osmosis because that's like trying to learn about Inscryption through osmosis

[west plume]

https://homestuck.com

[simple tangle]

ah inscryption

[manic coral]

it's good

[agile matrix]

okay but inscryption is not as lore dense as homestuck

[simple tangle]

inscryption is the hitler arg game right

[west plume]

i would like to talk about homestuck more but all the cal devs who like homestuck hate me and want me to die

[agile matrix]

whart???

[wanton pendant]

I DON'T CARE WHO TOBY FOX SENDS, I'M NOT READING HOMESTUCK!

[agile matrix]

truth nuke..

[wanton pendant]

THE WHAT!?

[agile matrix]

i dont have the time to read it....

[manic coral]

@spare pier you must let your hatred go

:(

[spare pier]

Because they're stories that cover multiple mediums and/or multiple different stories with several outside sources that aren't very relevant to the main story

[agile matrix]

i know for a FACT its gonna need me to decipher some sorta code and its gonna take a week to be able to turn to the next page

[spare pier]

No

Homestuck is super linear

[manic coral]

no you jsut read it

[west plume]

https://youtu.be/NJQ9lZW-7x8

[wanton pendant]

Homestuck should have been a Metroidvania.

[spare pier]

I'm being defamed

[manic coral]

no you're not you hate her

as said

let your hatred go

[spare pier]

It's funny because unless another Caldev secretly likes Homestuck I'm the only one

[manic coral]

you must find inner peace

[agile matrix]

alternatively im going to need to take notes so thorough itll compare to house of leaves in terms of documentation

[dusk laurel]

[spare pier]

You also won't

[agile matrix]

because i will Die if i dont understand a problem outside of "oh yeah that just happens"

[spare pier]

Homestuck is unironically just

[west plume]

homestuck is really linear until act 6 and then it sucks because the vasterror writers were allowed to stink it up

[manic coral]

no it's just

a story

[wanton pendant]

Ah, like the DOOM mod.

[simple tangle]

yall fw absolute dc?

[spare pier]

You get there

And you Read

[manic coral]

sometimes you play it too

[eager bluff]

not absolute flash

[simple tangle]

i liked absolute superman a lot

[manic coral]

but even those ar ejsut about

going around reading stuff

[wanton pendant]

I like Pikmin. :)

[west plume]

you should play it because you get to hear awesome fucking music toby fox helped with like https://youtu.be/yobugCRpyvQ

[eager bluff]

yeah okay back into the box you go

[manic coral]

true!

as always

toby fox bangers

[long bloom]

there's a youtube series that just reads the text out loud with the comic panels on the screen

[agile matrix]

yea but the voices are gonna be wrong .

[spare pier]

You should read it though

[manic coral]

and lots of other greta music by people too

[agile matrix]

the voices in my head dont match the voices in my ears and i dont like that

[spare pier]

I FUCKING LOVE ETERNITY SERVED COLD

[manic coral]

true!

i'm

uh

actually listening to it rn

[spare pier]

Lmao?????

[plucky juniper]

you should secretly hide a basic nuclear bomb on the island of Iwo Jima and then trigger it so that the volcano (yes the island is a volcano) undergoes a vei-6-7 eruption

[manic coral]

literally started like 5 minutes ago

[west plume]

you shouldn't watch a video reading of homestuck. i can't understate how much it falls flat when it's not in an explicitly text format

[agile matrix]

yea issue is that my Computer Time is primarily FNAF

[west plume]

ideally you should read it through unofficial homestuck collection and read it uncensored and in chronological order because some of it got removed and censored, especially the really great midnight crew introduction

[agile matrix]

i will tab away from it every 5 seconds

[spare pier]

You can read it on your phone

[agile matrix]

i will tab away from it every three pages in that case

[spare pier]

Shame

[west plume]

read a page fully. tab out. tab back in when ur ready to read another page

[manic coral]

intermission 1 is legitmately maybe the funniest part of the entire series

[agile matrix]

see thats like. Reasonable.

[manic coral]

the fucking oven man

[agile matrix]

i dont do that .

the "fucking oven" (descriptive), man
or
the fucking (expletive) oven man (person)

[manic coral]

"in africa, every 60 minutes, an hour passes" ass oven

[spare pier]

Honestly the funniest part of our Homestuck reading experience is that we hanged around circles with a lot of plural people and basically fucking everyone had a Homestuck fictive and at the time Reb and Madeline (not really me but also kinda me) stalled it a lot out of fear of getting a new one

And then halfway through I showed up anyways

And now well

Terezi is well known enough around here

[manic coral]

This is why i read homestuck becuase it kept happening to people i know and was like

"Ok enough putting this off"

"What the fuck is Homestuck about"

[agile matrix]

i dont know homestuck's end goal or endgame but i do know theres funny people who type Funny so

[spare pier]

It's really fucking funny how things turned out huh

[manic coral]

homestuck has 8000 pages but like

[west plume]

Cei.

I have a suggestion.

[manic coral]

it's not as long as it sounds

i read 4900 to 6500 in one day

[agile matrix]

lemme check smth rq

[manic coral]

and what's up

[west plume]

https://mspfa.com/?s=49229&p=1

Read......

[manic coral]

i shall when i get a chance

i assume you've read Sburb Done Quick

[wanton pendant]

YOU READ THOUSANDS OF PAGES A DAY!??!?!?!?!?!??!

[manic coral]

the word per pages average is like

90

across the entire comic

[agile matrix]

because i used to be a harry potter fan, off the top of my head deathly hallows is a really long book

[manic coral]

again

[spare pier]

Man uni is kicking my ass otherwise we need to write our funny thing

[agile matrix]

i dont think its the longest but it does have 752 pages

[west plume]

they're relatively short pages and they were being put out on a daily and sometimes hourly basis

[manic coral]

it's not as long as it seems due to that

[agile matrix]

so aroound 8 deathly hallows with change

[manic coral]

it's not entirely unreasonable to potentially read all of homestuck in like a week if you have a lot of free time

[west plume]

homestuck is only dense prose sometimes

otherwise it's a mostly visual or playable experience

[wanton pendant]

I need to read Dracula.

[spare pier]

Yeah we read it in like

[wanton pendant]

I don't have time for Homestuck.

[manic coral]

ooo have fun :D

[west plume]

cei was probably skipping the flash games tho....

[manic coral]

Dracula is very good