lore-discussion

[night barn]

and canadian food sucks im sorry

poutine ? baaad

whatever else ? doesn't exist

[pliant ruin]

i think my favorite part of canada given i dont live there and only have external info and admittedly alot of input from someone who does live there given My Boyfriend is the stereotypical humble lumberjack character trope

thats something that came out of canada nad its very good

[night barn]

what is the lore triforce 😭 yharim and xeroc i can gather but who's the third

[pliant ruin]

also i guess maple syrup and meese are cool too whatever

ok thats fucked up meese are actually very cool they dont get a whatever

[pliant ruin]

the lore writers

😭

[night barn]

qhat

PHH

[pliant ruin]

kanaya, cei, stip

[night barn]

i thought you were

I THOUGHT YOU

[pliant ruin]

kanaya is brazilian

her and all her

[night barn]

were MAKING A YHARIM BRAZIL HJOKE

[pliant ruin]

her and all her Ghouls

[hybrid barn]

This would also beg the question of if Yharim is Brazilian

[pliant ruin]

you say jok

you say joke

[hybrid barn]

Damn

[pliant ruin]

but there is a nozero possibility

there is nonzero and actually higher than one percent or even two percent possibility

[night barn]

high chance

[pliant ruin]

that yharim calamity mod was born in ibipaua

thus making him Fantasy Brazilian

[night barn]

yharon saved yharim from the cartel

[pliant ruin]

this also means

that given Yharim is not a birth name

[thick slate]

no

[pliant ruin]

that Yharim's original, deadname, that he was born with

was probably some shit like Ricardo

or Lucas

Lucas the Godseeker

[night barn]

😭 ricardo

[pliant ruin]

João the Godseeker

[real silo]

Pablo the godseeker

[night barn]

ricardo is our head chef at the place i work LOL

[hybrid barn]

How- hold on, I have to look this up

[night barn]

he's argentinian and awesome

[pliant ruin]

realistically i think Ibipaua names would probably lean more into the native brazilian language side of it given the continent's name is tupi-guarani jokes aside

rather htan like mundane modenr portuugese names

HOWEVER

THINKING THAT YTHARIMS BGIRTH NAME COULD BE OSMETHING LIKE PEDRO OR MANUEL IS FUCKING HILARIOUS

[real silo]

Alternative reality with God King Miguel

[pliant ruin]

GOD KING MIGUEL

🔥

[night barn]

there is a nonzero chance yharims birth name is jesús

[thick slate]

pedro like the pascal

[dusk laurel]

jungle tyrant yharim

[dusk laurel]

🔥

[thick slate]

jungle tyrant bob

[visual kiln]

HAIIIIIIIIIIII

lore discossuionfdkearg

[pliant ruin]

i dont know if kana is real right now she might be sleeping at this point though her sleep schedule fucking sucks so maybe not

[night barn]

hello hello

who kana

[hybrid barn]

The Golden Heretic, Ricardo

[pliant ruin]

i need to tell her of Godseeker Pedro

Godseeker Manuel

THE GOLDEN HERETIC RICARDO

[thick slate]

hiiip

[pliant ruin]

the implications that yharim could be from fantasy brazil and its devastating consequences on the lore of calmaity mod

again realistically i think Ibipauan names would lean much more into the native brazilian language side of things but counterargument

this is funnier

[pliant ruin]

Kanaya

jane lore who lives in brazil

one of the 2 jane lores

not to be confused with john lore( stipulate venus

or well one of the 2* jane lores as i said earlier trhey count for multiple

not stip though he's just one guy

[visual kiln]

who

[night barn]

😨

[visual kiln]

WHAT

[pliant ruin]

Ok so

[night barn]

who's the lore son who's the lore father and who's the lore holy spirit

[pliant ruin]

Yharim may or may not be from Ibipaua aka Fantasy Brazil

And then you consider

that Yharim is not his birth name nad he chose that as a way to discard his original identity and honor his friend in Yharon

that means his original, bioloigcal, birth deadname

is probably from a brazilian language or atleast something similar

now as i said multiple times before

i think given Ibipaua, the name of the continent, is derived from Tupi-Guarani, aka one of many native indigenous langauges in Brazil

It's much more likely Ibipauan language si based of that sort of thing

HOWEVER it is infinitely funnier to think Yharim's biological name was just some extremely mundane john guy name from brazilian portuguese

like Pedro or Ricardo or Miguel

[light linden]

I still think all the changes to making character's names not their real ones is a little boring

[pliant ruin]

Permafrost the ice wizard

[night barn]

unfortunately normal names don't seem to exist in calamity

[light linden]

nor do they irl

[dusk laurel]

calamitas is a horrible name

[pliant ruin]

Permafrost the ice wizafrd i think that one says everything ever

Like

most names are still the same

[dusk laurel]

but it makes sense as a title/moniker

[pliant ruin]

its just like

[night barn]

again i don't think names are a big issue .

[pliant ruin]

3 that got change dto be more so titles

Amidias is still Amidais, Draedon is still Draedon

[hybrid barn]

Also Yharim and Yharon being so similar

[pliant ruin]

Statis is Statis Braelor is Braelor

butr come on now

Permafrost

the

[night barn]

calamitas is definitely fine and permafrost is obviously kinda stupid but it works

[pliant ruin]

Ice Wizrd

[hybrid barn]

How does it work- who the hell names their kid "Permafrost"?

[light linden]

there was someone named 'Unless-Jesus-Christ-Had-Died-For-Thee-Thou-Hadst-Been-Damned Barbone'

[dusk laurel]

would you name your daughter calamitas

[light linden]

I think yharim is a fine name

[pliant ruin]

And then said kid goes on to become a ice wizard and notably the most famous ice wizard in the world

Calamitas is MORE justifiable

But it's still ike

your namign your infant daughter Doom and Despair

It'd work on like

another context

like let's say she was destined to be a big bad or like azafure just had a very morbid culture

[light linden]

and there are people naming their kids covid-19 irl

[pliant ruin]

but the entire point of Calamitas is like

[light linden]

and rifle

[pliant ruin]

she was literally just a normal ass girl with a relatively normal if not just low-status life

and then one day then she got baja blasted with insane powers and her entire family died and she and became a child soldier

[light linden]

yharim, permafrost, and calamitas are not that out of the ordinary

[night barn]

i mean most english names have roots in other languages that are just a word e.g. adam comes from adamah which means like earth

[plucky juniper]

i still miss the old line of permafrost explaining that he went for ice magic because his parents were pyromaniacs

i love that so much man

[pliant ruin]

I think if someone names their child Rfle and then they go on to love Rifles and become the world's best Rifle Shooter there's something deeply wrong with the world

[hybrid barn]

But would you name a kid "Dirt" because of that?

[glacial rampart]

thunder what is this argument you're trying to make 😭

[light linden]

that the calamity names aren't that outlandish

[pliant ruin]

They

They are outlandish even by real lfie standards

[dusk laurel]

thunder

[pliant ruin]

The fact people somewhere in the world named their kid Rifle dosen't mean it's normal

😭

[dusk laurel]

irl outliers existing does not change whats normal

[pliant ruin]

And again its even more ridiculous with Permafrost specifically

Becasue he's literally the world' best ice wizard

[plucky juniper]

this argument is stupid

[pliant ruin]

It could work in another context if again ti was like some chosen destiny type shit (even if those plots kinda suck mosto f the time ngl) but tahts like

not really the case here

[glacial rampart]

this is the second time in one night

thunder on a roll

[pliant ruin]

bro just went to college

got a phd

[plucky juniper]

just see what the normal npc names of terraria npcs are like instead of referencing irl stuff

[pliant ruin]

really good at his job

[night barn]

i mean, initially someone did do this

according to christian lore literally god did this

it's just over time people started naming their kids after already established names and not new concepts

[visual kiln]

Ibipaua is canon???????????????

[night barn]

but some name had to come first

[pliant ruin]

Yeah ibipaua is canon

It's one of the like only rp continents thats actually taken from canon it wasn't made up for it

[light linden]

also I just wanna point out

[hybrid barn]

I feel like in the best case scenario, Permafrost could make sense if he was like...born to be the best ice wizard, and that was his entire purpose in life

[pliant ruin]

yeah basically some destined stuff

but thats not the case

and sthose plots usually are pretty boring ngl

A way you can make it work si if its like

[light linden]

I'm pretty sure something similar to this has happened irl

[pliant ruin]

less of an actual prophecy fate destiny thing and more so, look at Yharim

basically born to be molded into a specific thing

but bro said nah dont wanna

[pliant ruin]

There's like 9 billion people in the world i wouldnt be surprised if it happend at some point

[hybrid barn]

I think they work when the narrative can actually grapple with the struggles that'd come with being "destined for greatness", but a lot of them don't get there, yeah

[pliant ruin]

something ridiculous happening once or twice dosen't make it a good narrative choice though

[night barn]

also like why can't we just suspend disbelief for a bit and assume the best and say permafrost is also more of a title or permafrost is the identity he used within yharims forces or whatever
its very easy to give this name the benefit of the doubt

[pliant ruin]

like

yharim couldve gotten hit by a rock on his head and died before rebelling and thatd be

something that could by all means logically happen

it does not make it a good writing choice

[glacial rampart]

isnt it literally a title he gave himself

[pliant ruin]

😭

[glacial rampart]

isnt that stated

[pliant ruin]

Permafrost i

[hybrid barn]

That's literally what it is, though

[pliant ruin]

is a title yeah that's

[night barn]

okay soo

what's the

[pliant ruin]

that's the exact explanation givne in lore for it

[night barn]

issue

?v

[glacial rampart]

thunder doesnt like that that isnt his real name anymore

[pliant ruin]

The issue has been solved by making it into a title

[dusk laurel]

calamitas and permafrost are just titlesnyeah lmao

[night barn]

oh

[hybrid barn]

There is none, we're arguing against the point that it should've been his birth name

[night barn]

okay

[pliant ruin]

The entire problem is that it wasn't for a pretty long while

[night barn]

i thought we were assuming it's his birth name

[dusk laurel]

yharim is still his name it just wasnt his original name from when he was born

[night barn]

if not then yeah there's no issue anyway

my bad i guess

😭

[hybrid barn]

Pf- also mine I suppose, I kind of just assumed you agreed based on what you were saying

[pliant ruin]

Calamitas was a title given to her because those who opposed Yharim feared her as The Calamity (WOWO WOWW MOD NAME NMOD MDO DN AME W

[night barn]

i think calamitas is honestly fine though as a birth name

[visual kiln]

im naming my kid permafrost

middle name calamitas

[pliant ruin]

Calamitas i think again is just like, not as egregious as permafrost but it like

actively dosent work with thje calamitas narrative

[night barn]

names are allowed to be on the nose guys 😭 i think this is fine

[pliant ruin]

And would work much better on a different context

[night barn]

calamitas could just be a brimstone crags name

[glacial rampart]

😭

[night barn]

catastrophe and cataclysm are a little more ermm

[hybrid barn]

Y'know, sometimes I wonder if she would've been renamed if not for the fact that her name is tied to the mod's

[night barn]

those are just words

[long bloom]

catastrophas and cataclysas

[night barn]

calamitas like

sounds namey though

surely you get what i mean

[hybrid barn]

Destroyas

[night barn]

yeah the root word is calamity but names irl also have root words

[pliant ruin]

Like again Calamitas entire point is she was just a normal ass kid with a normal ass life other than just like being poor and giving her a name like Calamitas just ehh dosent feel right for that. Yeah you could justify it with worldbuilding and just saying it was a nromal azafurian name but it wouldn't change that it would be an odd narrative choice because regardless of what justifications you use for that it'd still have a Impression on the reader regardless
And like i don't see literally any downsides to making it a title and it's also jujst more interesting and fits better with again, the idea Calamitas was born just a completely normal kid who had her Mundanity and Normal Life robbed from her and molded into a weapon of mass destruction

She had a normal name at one point

But nobody knows her by that anymor

[plucky juniper]

obviously calamitas's brothers have titles and not their real names

[pliant ruin]

Her name has been effectively entirely replaced by the moniker of Calamitas

[night barn]

idk i just don't find it hard to assume calamitas is just a normal name in the lore

[dusk laurel]

yeah so meet my chud son subjectitis

[night barn]

it sounds like a fantasy name to me

[pliant ruin]

Can you really tell me that dosen't fit with her character's entire themings way better and is far more symbolically interesting and more engaging than if she was just called Calamitas because Yeah

[night barn]

shrug

[hybrid barn]

It could be, but that also begs the question of who would give her a name based on "calamity" when she was just...a normal kid

[pliant ruin]

Like yeah i can see the point that it COULD work

But this is just. better

like narratively its just better, so why settle for something worse

[hybrid barn]

It makes more sense in current lore, with her getting the name after committing atrocities for Yharim

[pliant ruin]

If her name WAS just Calamitas yeah it'd be like. a little weird but whatever i guess

[night barn]

?? this is not how naming works
this is like "everyone named aaron must be a strongman because the name aaron means strong"

[glacial rampart]

I think the point people arent getting is that its not about 'being able to believe' thats a name in a setting

its that

this is just much more interesting narratively

[dusk laurel]

plenty of people still choose names because of its meaning this isnt an extinct method

[night barn]

i mean that's how it is in current lore isn't it

like calamitas is canonicallg a title

[pliant ruin]

Yeah

[night barn]

or not her real name

[pliant ruin]

What i explained is exactly what it is right now

[night barn]

im not saying settle for something worse it just sounded like people were like "booo calamity names are so bad" and i just wanted to defend them bc they seem fine to me even as real given names

[hybrid barn]

Of course, but that's a name that would've become popularized because it signifies something usually seen as positive, so on the flipside, how would "Calamitas" be commonized as a name if calamity means the same thing in Calamity's universe?

[night barn]

there's worse names out there

[hybrid barn]

Who would name anyone that if it had such a negative intonation to it?

[night barn]

calamitas sounds like a nice name to me idk, that's what matters most when people name things
the name calvin means bald lol

[hybrid barn]

Like I guess my point is that I don't feel like that'd be a name that'd ever become casual enough to say that no one would even think about its origins when using it, because it's entirely associated with destruction and ruin

[night barn]

there's many examples of names with negative connotations

people just don't really care that much

by far the most important thing when naming someone something is it sounding nice really

and also it not just like being a slur

SLUR

SLURRR

SLURRR

IM SOry

[visual kiln]

fascinating

[dusk laurel]

?

[night barn]

excuse me something got stuck in my eye

[visual kiln]

the occurance

[night barn]

screaming slur in lore discussion

🙂‍↕️

[pliant ruin]

She had a fairly mundane azafurian name at one point, (Probablyyy osdmething with spanish roots or inspiration), she was just a fairly normal kid with a bit of a unfortunate life, as she was kind of poor and seemingly didn't have the presence of her parents of her life? But it wasn't a complete disaster, she had her siblings and they sustained them. She didn't need to fight, or kill, or be told what she needed to do. She could just do kid things and play and spend time with her - Incomplete, yet still supportive family
But then one day her life was just flipped on its head over with disaster after disaster - Her entirely family and life is destroyed, and partially by her own hands, all in a attempt to protect her family. She gets molded into a child soldier before she's even a proper teenager and is slowly convinced to kill people in the name of her "Hero" only to realize years later the horrible atrocities she was doing
Throughout all of that, who she once was, the normalty of it all, argaubly even her humanity was completely gone. Basically nobody in the world knew her actual name, i'd argue the only person in the entire world who realistically would know is Permafrost and members of Yharim's higher echelon like Yharim himself. To the world she is just Calamitas, just a monster that brings calamity. She dosen't get the privilege of a human name let alone the privilege of being acnowledged as human because of her own actions, which, realistically - Is not even something you can blame people for. She took lives, destroyed homes. They don't know of what she went through or why she did what she did, most don't even know she was a kid back then - And even if they did, some may forgive them, but some, those who were directly affected by her actions, wouldn't be able to bring themselves to, and understandably so

anyways yeah thanks for listening to my ted talk why calamitas not being her real name is actually a really good writging decision im jane calamitas hi

[night barn]

anyway yes i just don't think there's a point to taking everything so literally regarding names when everything else is subject to so much interpretation in the lore

[hybrid barn]

Maybe it'd make more sense to say it like this...imagine naming a kid after some evil entity of a random religion, like Satan. You might like the name, but knowing what the name is associated with, would you not expect to get some weird looks when you bring it up and make socializing a bit harder for your kid?

That's kind of the way I see it, I feel like there's just more reason for someone to not name their kid that, knowing where the name comes from

[night barn]

etymology and linguistics is veery weird and root words never really seem to matter nearly as much as you think they should

[pliant ruin]

The point is not about whether Calamitas being her real name would make sense or have a reaosnable worldbuilding explanation ,as Bennie said it1's just that what we actually have is way more interesting than that and brings way more narrative substance so why would you want something that seems just innately inferior

[night barn]

lucifer just means "light bringer" and was the personification of venus (the morning star) before he got used in the bible as another name for satan or whoever

[hybrid barn]

Also yeah, that's a fair point
Regardless of all of this, her being named Calamitas from birth just because doesn't really have the same weight as her being stuck with the name because of all the horrible things she did for Yharim

[night barn]

therefore has the same etymological root as lucille

but nobody really cares that lucille and lucifer share a root word because lucifer is it's own thing and lucille is a pretty name

[pliant ruin]

she was stripped away of her humanity to most of the world by her own actions and she kinda deserved it and accepted that she did at this point

[night barn]

no i agree i just want people to be more lenient with naming standards because it seems weird to me to hold them a higher standard of accuracy to the real world than everything else in the mod 😭

i do think it is more interesting for her to be named after calamity because she causes Calamity but do realize this is also on the nose just in a different way

[pliant ruin]

important distinction btw i dont think calamitas is like extremely self loathing and think shes a horrible irredeemable mosnter i actually think shes much the opposite and actively wants to be proactive to make up for the shit she did
SHe just accepts that yeah she kinda objectively deserves this treatment and she'd like to be treated more nicely by people who can bring themselves to forgive her but she is not seeking forgiveness it's just like nice when it happens

im not even talking about the name thing anyore

im just talking about calamitas

hi

im jane

im jane calamitas hi

[night barn]

❓

[pliant ruin]

i just really like calamitas

good charactr

also shes me

real life

hi

jane calati

[dusk laurel]

cheese your scaring the non lore discussion regulars

[pliant ruin]

im literally doing a lore analysis on lore discussioN WHAT MROE DO YOU WANT FRO MME

[hybrid barn]

No worries, she just does this sometimes

[pliant ruin]

whatever man terrarian is you uhmmmm uhmm devourer of gods fraud

uhmm yeah yeah that stuff

there back to regularly lore chat programming

[night barn]

ermm

okay!

anyway i agree calamity is a good character i think this is all fine

i never really disagreed with the fact that it's cool for calamitas to be a title

i just don't want people to be so strict with names

[pliant ruin]

im not saying you cant talk about the name stuff btw i wasnt trying to like say STOP TALKING ABOUT THE NAMING STUFF !!! i literally am just doing a character analysis on calamitas instead at this point because im autistic

im noraml about calamitas brimstone witch (autistic)

[night barn]

death stranding is a GOOD GAME who CARES if the doll man's name is dollman

[dusk laurel]

what

[night barn]

death stranding also has some names

[pliant ruin]

I just realized this can come accross of as "I'm not even talkinga bout that anymore why are you still going"

this was like not the intention the intention was "i have completely derailed into just talking about calamitas instead because im normal"

[night barn]

yeah you hurt my feelings and im leaving the server for another year

[pliant ruin]

dies

[night barn]

ill be back next christmas.

[dusk laurel]

ive never heard of you yet youre in sscls

[night barn]

(subtly reveals that i was santa all along)

[dusk laurel]

😨

[night barn]

yeah because i haven't been here for like a year

i am sometimes active and mostly not

[pliant ruin]

im stuck here

release me

free me

[dusk laurel]

cheese you will never be free

[pliant ruin]

im chained

moderator role. co owner reign of yharim

the calamity mod fan boulder istied down to my back for the foreseeable future

[visual kiln]

shes like ancient

she saw the dinosaurs

[night barn]

doesn't mean you need to be here

🥹

[pliant ruin]

free me

[night barn]

i have to kill you now . I'm sorry

[visual kiln]

free urself

[pliant ruin]

thats a form of freedom from calamity mod i think i na way

[visual kiln]

unmod urself

[pliant ruin]

i guess that counts ?

[dusk laurel]

horrible, we need to kill old people

[night barn]

yeah true

they weren't really allat

spinosaur > t rex though

[pliant ruin]

Hey ceratopsians are cool i like those guys

theyrre like cow but ocoler

[night barn]

i bdie on this hill

[pliant ruin]

cooler

[night barn]

true those ones are good

[dusk laurel]

truth nuke

[night barn]

favourite ceratops creature

?

[pliant ruin]

theres this really weird fucking goblin looking one called Udanoceratops i really like its pretty obscure though

I mainly like it because he like decided that he didnt want the whole horn thing he just wanted to bite things ot death

and i kind of respect that

[night barn]

i actually don't think ive heard of that one

[pliant ruin]

it literally has like

the gigachad jawline

it just bit things really hard

and you know what. yeah i respect that

[night barn]

ceratops without a cera

🥹

[visual kiln]

@craggy jacinth

[pliant ruin]

its fucked that youre literally on the group of dinosaurs called Horned Guys basically and you decide to forego the horns entirely to just fucking bite things to death

But like

It's so fucked that i respect it

[night barn]

pretty metal

oh mygosh

[craggy jacinth]

[night barn]

are you serious

ARE YOU REAL

[craggy jacinth]

My name is not a joke for you to make fun of.

[pliant ruin]

i did tell you he bites things to death

[night barn]

WHO CREATED YOU

😭

[pliant ruin]

those are certainly the jaws of something that bites things to deat hi think prboably

[night barn]

WJY ARE YOU THAT WAY

[pliant ruin]

bite

hes fuckd up

told you he had like

[night barn]

explodes

[dusk laurel]

crunching on plants

[pliant ruin]

weird little goblin energy

no not crunching on palnts dude

crunching on the souls of its enemies

[dusk laurel]

wtf

[pliant ruin]

it did NOT need all that jaw just to eat plants it was using that thing as a active weapon

[dusk laurel]

thats fucked up

[night barn]

that looks like a shoebill

but uglier

[pliant ruin]

hes very ugly i agree

ugly chud son

[night barn]

genuinely no reason to be so messed up

[pliant ruin]

bite things to death and be evil

i think this a evil animall

[night barn]

god just playing around

[pliant ruin]

i think this is evidence animals can be evil

[night barn]

yeah

and horses

[visual kiln]

im a buny

[night barn]

what thehell

[pliant ruin]

im glad we agree

This thing could kill you by the way

[night barn]

they're spawn of the devil but they're silly little daemons

[pliant ruin]

you thought he was a little guy? yeah no can he fucking chop you in half

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTAMRE NIGHTMARE

[night barn]

creature perfectly evolved to just bs around all day

completely unserious

[pliant ruin]

evil goblin animal that kills people

note: people did not exist

[night barn]

that's like a homunculus of a dinosaur

[pliant ruin]

it had a device specifically designed to make people exist so it could kill them

thats real lore

[night barn]

i believe it

[visual kiln]

@night barn u should join reign of

[night barn]

❓

reign of gnar

[pliant ruin]

if we're going with a more like normal ceratopsians i like torosaurus and triceratops
triceratops is kind of a boring choice but i mean hey mans popular for a reason. old is gold you know

and then torosaurus is just like slightly more aesthetically pleasing triceratops beafcuse his frill looks nicer

i like it better when its round

his frill not as round. slight downgrade but otherwise still pretty oslid

theyre like basically basically the same but torosaurs gets like 0.5 more points for the slightlky more aesthetically pleasing round frill

thanks for listening to my ted talk. again

[night barn]

also good choices

(slides picture of nasutoceratops across the table like the business card scene from american psycho) take a look at this one

whatdya think

[pliant ruin]

Oh he's very good i enjoy him. this is Cow

This is good creature design thanks god

[night barn]

yes i love the snoyt

i use to be big into dinosaurs

not just like dinosaur kid phase that every child has but really very into dinosaurs for a long time

i wish they were still alive

im not convinced they'd be any sort of dominant species if they were still alive

humans are much smarter than cow

[pliant ruin]

I still am fairly into paleontology but its not lik as major of a interest as it used to be and the fact i dont really get to talk abt it too much dosen't help the atuism economy
I have slowly kinda transitioned to going from liking cool awesome extinct animals with big horns and teeth into liking Largemouth Bass (marine biology nerd. very unfortunate)

my fish an crab and squid and other water things autism is incredibly powerful and if you Activate it i WIL rant about a stupid little fish nboody cares about for an hour or something

I'm literally savng up to go fishing

like i think fish and or generally marine life are probably amongst my top 5 autism in there somewhere probably

id even go as far as to say top 3

they only get beaten out by like project moon and maybe calamity mod

so at worst 3rd st rongest autism but all things considered i think i like the Duck Billed Buntingi more than Calamity Mod. sorry Calamity Mod you get 3rd place

you just acn't compete with the humble Duck Billed Buntingi

see this is what i'm saying stupid little fish nobody caresabout

i'm already starting it

[night barn]

marine biology definitely seems interesting but i never really got drawn in

some fish are cool

[pliant ruin]

marine biology nerds have layers

[plucky juniper]

do not forget that because of this that there once was a serious hypothesis that torosaurus were more mature triceratops

[night barn]

im a big fan of siphonophores

and like

the Horrors

that live in water

[pliant ruin]

theres like surface layer where you like the traditionally cool stuff like sharks and whales and big giant squids and all that stuff

then theres like

when you start to like the stuff thats cool but more in the weird funky alien way than the conventional everyman way like jellyfish and crabs and weird freaky fish and anemones and that sort of thing

siphonophores fall under here

and then you start to go a bit deeper and you its like

wow man

i sure od like t his

[night barn]

the layers are
shark ppl
other standard fish / whale ppl
jellyfish people
crab people
isopod people

[pliant ruin]

thsi boring ass fish with no remarkable qualities

sure do like the Prussian Carp

[plucky juniper]

yknow i like styracosaurus

[pliant ruin]

sure do like the fucking. the fucking Common Mud Crab

See this is the layer of no return

this is when y our marine biology nerd interest is much like the aby ssal zone and light is startin to not reach it

[plucky juniper]

lame. the best kind of nerd is the kind who understands why bichirs and gars are so awesome

[pliant ruin]

bichirs and gars are by no mean i nthis tier

[night barn]

creepy

[pliant ruin]

If you think Bichirs and Gars fall under this tier that is a sign you are not on this tier

You are not in the abyssal zone

[plucky juniper]

the abyssal zone is obvious, people are going to yap about that all the time

one must look to seemingly familiar zones to find the most bizarre and out-there beings

[night barn]

from an outsider perspective it seems to come full circle

[pliant ruin]

you know what this on this tier thoguh

Red Drum baby FUC KYEAH i love GENERIC LITTLE RED IFSH

WOOOO

[night barn]

you get drawn in by the weird creatures . your bigfin squid or whatever

[pliant ruin]

It can still get deeper thoguh

[night barn]

and then you get more invested in just the general marine biology field as a whole

[pliant ruin]

You can reach even further down

Depths that i will say even i am not quite fully down there y et

You can reach a po int where its not that minimal light is reaching

[plucky juniper]

for example.

SWIMMING CRABS.

[pliant ruin]

theres just no fucking light at all

its jsut darkness

[night barn]

but once you've researched all that then you become accustomed to the horrors and start to list amoeba as your spirit animal

[pliant ruin]

It reaches a point where you can identify different species of sardine that look the exact fucking same down to a taxonomic level by a shitty photo.i ts horrifying

i have a friend whos like this

[night barn]

i have friend like this with history and geography

[pliant ruin]

she is like a wise old elder who is more experienced with the blade than me

[night barn]

could absolutely identify a 19th century map of 7 square centimeters of eastern prussia

[pliant ruin]

watching a young pupil such as myself slowly go through the harsh winters of the himalaya mountains and grow into a more competent blade wielder yet still so far

[night barn]

yeah you're a little crazy that's ok though

i wish i had useful interests

[plucky juniper]

i must be this kind of person but for volcanoes

[pliant ruin]

im cheese

[night barn]

i only get obsessed with media

it's lame

[pliant ruin]

i have a twitch channel and all of my streams are insane schizoyapping i think calling me a little crazy is a understatement respectfully

i mean

my entire fucking presence in this chat for the past hours has been mostly schizoyapping

my profile picture is reze chainsaw man

pretend saying this in a raspy intimidating evil voice

[plucky juniper]

so that one day i can just casually look at some mountain and think, "that's actually a stratovolcano"

[pliant ruin]

my profile picture is usually NOT reze chaisnaw man

its usually worse

its usually ame needy girl overdose

or yuri limbus i guess

[night barn]

yeah but that's like baseline calamity can just with more intensity so you're doing pretty well

i do know some people will take "not crazy" as an insult so

you may or may not be crazy im not a good person to be assessing this

[night barn]

"im crazy because my pfp is awesome as hell"

have you read the manga

[pliant ruin]

yep

all of it

[night barn]

accurate speech bubble meme

much appreciated

i love asuka langley soryu

[night barn]

SHHHHH SHHHHHHH

[pliant ruin]

spoilers denji is the chainsaw man

[night barn]

i have read none of it but im obsessed with the show

[pliant ruin]

⚠️

[night barn]

i want to read it so bad

like im so tempted

but im not gonna

im waiting for the animation

it will be worth it .

i like media where the characters are hopeless and fucked up

[pliant ruin]

You know i would say that i am usually less mentally ill than this but also that's not really a lie but not really a truth either it's just that borderline personality disorder so there isn't really an average of crazy its just constantly sent on a randomizer and i guess today it decided to Extra Mentally Ill

[night barn]

idk bro you just seem interested in things

i love that for you

i love having interests

😍

[pliant ruin]

i oncce grabbed a chunk of dirt and ate it

like

just

just grabbed it

and ate it

[night barn]

ok no 😭

what about the worms and stuff guts

guys

[pliant ruin]

there were no worms thankfully id feel bad about the worms

Pulse Raptor

[robust osprey]

the melon rot has gone too far

[night barn]

moss eater deltarune

[robust osprey]

I mean dirt is kinda tasty

if you don't eat a worm

[pliant ruin]

I feel like i've been bordering on releasing the demon territory for the past few hours and shes gradually getting closer to coming out

i'm gttting too chaotic and the evil force within me will free itself from her shackles soon

and probably throw a egg on the toilet ofr no reason again

she does that alot

i dont know why

[robust osprey]

what do you mean again

[pliant ruin]

well shes does that alot

and i dont know why

[visual kiln]

oh the food waster

[robust osprey]

we need to study this person

[pliant ruin]

it seems to a reocurring pattern that when she shows ups there is a 50 % chance i will lose one of the eggs on my fridge to the depths of Toilet

[robust osprey]

🔬

[real silo]

She's melting through the ice

[visual kiln]

tell her to stop doing that imo

[real silo]

sacrifice to the devil...

[pliant ruin]

do you i think my words hold power over her

[visual kiln]

plip

[night barn]

what the hell stop it

i could eat one of those

[visual kiln]

true

"why am i starving always" the eggs in the toilet:

[night barn]

ie love eggs

[pliant ruin]

i hold no power over her i can do nothing but quake in fear as 1 of my eggs gets consumed by the toilet

[robust osprey]

shes feeding the skibidi

I will explode myself for that joke

[pliant ruin]

its a 50% do a coin flip

[night barn]

save us

[visual kiln]

true

we run out of food and starve soon

bc eggs r in the toilet

no more food

[night barn]

😔

[robust osprey]

what if the eggs run out

[night barn]

the demon that takes one egg at a time

[visual kiln]

use discipline and force

[pliant ruin]

i should go out of the lore chat before she shows up im already derailing htis palce too much

[robust osprey]

does she stop or throw something else

[pliant ruin]

im a moderator bro

[visual kiln]

use discipline and force

[night barn]

oh yeah lmao

[pliant ruin]

last post

contextually relevant

[night barn]

can you change my username to nightmare of cripy buffalo

[visual kiln]

oh

nightmare of cripy buffalo

[night barn]

there you did a moderator thing

can't be fired anymore

🥹

[visual kiln]

oh

[night barn]

what...

this is a good thing

[visual kiln]

this is good news

[real silo]

omg just realized

mainya pfp

[robust osprey]

oh true

[dusk laurel]

azzy

[visual kiln]

hiii

[dusk laurel]

[feral skiff]

why cant i be a hivemind of people, that sounds so cooool!!!

[plucky juniper]

now throw a

[glacial rampart]

cutting out the middleman tbh

[woeful karma]

monumental news lore discussers

ive finally started cleaning up the lore doc

coming eventually™

[craggy sparrow]

the yharim files

[agile matrix]

its just a bunch of whispers over the actual text

[long bloom]

which one

[agile matrix]

“Yharim actually has so many bitches, its monumental really.”

[woeful karma]

the one i own

[long bloom]

ah ok

we need to start harassing tyrant again so he fixes the introductory doc

[woeful karma]

oh do u not have access

[long bloom]

my writing was used but i don't have edit perms no

[woeful karma]

[wanton pendant]

Whenever we need to make an edit we write it down and leave it by the fireplace so Lore Clause can read it and add it to the document.

[split mortar]

Mana to souls
Hmm

[split mortar]

Who the shit is historian

[pliant ruin]

He's been in the future content doc for like months now

[split mortar]

Ph wait it the crab?

[pliant ruin]

yeah the scavenger lore trader npc

[split mortar]

i see

Cheese have you slept or do i gotta hit you with a hammer

[pliant ruin]

I have not slept but i think i am unable to sleep right now

[split mortar]

Oh

[pliant ruin]

I went crazy in this chat earlier due to gradual azazel takeover, then azazel took over and a Incident happened in sscls, then i made some art

Now i'm drinking soda

[split mortar]

Yeah i saw some azazel shit while looking around that checks out

[split mortar]

What the shit

[echo charm]

Hey does anyone where I could maybe find a condensed and accurate timeline of the calamity lore?

Ive seen a few videos come up but some are old and some dont go oevr everything

[random mulch]

the cal master doc has one, it's the first pin

[echo charm]

Oh ok thx

[tight tapir]

say it's been like 5 years since i checked the Calamity lore. are Statis and Braelor still canon?

[random mulch]

yes

[split mortar]

They have become like actual characters and not one off mention dog eats

[pliant ruin]

Lore got rewritten around 3 years ago but Statis and Braelor are still canon yes and they're now not dead

Btw hi lore chat can you guys give me some calamity ships

[split mortar]

And gay

[pliant ruin]

can be any you want

[split mortar]

Silroc

[thick slate]

boooring

[pliant ruin]

ones you really like, ones you really dislike, ones you think are realistic, ones you think are fucking insane

[thick slate]

silva and yharim

[tight tapir]

Permafrost & Clothier

old man yaoi

[pliant ruin]

Ok i should specify no vanilla npcs they arent real

i'm not opening up THAT wormhole

Or maybe i should i mean that is just more content ain't it

yeah but i really don't wanna talk about the vanilla npcs i have nothing interesting to say about them

ok yeah standing by no vanilla npcs

[tight tapir]

i can see Statis & Braelor get together personally

[random mulch]

they are together canonically

[pliant ruin]

Yeah they are the literal only canon couple in the entire mod

[tight tapir]

:0
that's cool

[pliant ruin]

singular canonical couple and its gay men. woke

[random mulch]

peak

[pliant ruin]

i still am on only 3 rows grr

this isnt enough...

will i need to go in the territory of random ass crackships

waht do i even say about those 😭 😭

[thick slate]

yharim x draedon is so good tho

thats basically canon

[random mulch]

simply use a punnett square

[pliant ruin]

yharim x draedon are canon but divorced

[thick slate]

toxic yaoi

[echo charm]

Yharim x Yharon

Perfect am I right guys

[pliant ruin]

That was actually the literal first one i got

[echo charm]

💀

[pulsar ocean]

whos tyrian

[thick slate]

like tyr

[pliant ruin]

yharim x yharon is probalby one of the most normal ones you can have with yharim

[thick slate]

yharim x dog

[pliant ruin]

which is like

saying something

[echo charm]

Yharim x Calamitas?

[random mulch]

no

[pulsar ocean]

like the guy from god of war ragnarok

[pliant ruin]

i have that one (unfortunately)

[zenith geode]

errmmmmmm.....problematic media...............

[thick slate]

calamitas x amidias

[pliant ruin]

i actually have 0 dog ships on this i need to add some

[echo charm]

Yharim raised her since she was a kid right

[pliant ruin]

"raised" her is

[pliant ruin]

a interesting way of putting it

[pulsar ocean]

how would dog work with anyone

[pliant ruin]

No not really permafrost did that

[echo charm]

I wanted u to critique my modpack

[pliant ruin]

Yharim more so groomed her into being a reusable nuclear bomb

[wheat walrus]

behave, my nuke

[echo charm]

Ah I see

[light moth]

Yharim x…..Silva?

[pulsar ocean]

xeroc x zeratros is the most obvious one

[random mulch]

DoG x slime god

[thick slate]

dog x provi

let me cook

[soft flame]

[thick slate]

cord

[pulsar ocean]

my terrarian considers infernum canon so that wouldnt work

[thick slate]

love bite

[light moth]

The problem is….
It happened-
And it is still just Xeroc-

Yah

[pulsar ocean]

consensual perfect ascensions were debunked

[thick slate]

hii blomni

[pliant ruin]

yeah i just added that one and its one of the many very fucked ships you can have with yharim

like most of yharim's ships are fucked in some way

again it says osmething that yharon x yharim is like

[wheat walrus]

blomni

what is blomni for

[pliant ruin]

probably the most normal one you can have with yharim like unironically

[pulsar ocean]

yharim x violence

[thick slate]

cuz ur vlue

[wheat walrus]

vlue

[echo charm]

Yharim x Desert Scourge

[wheat walrus]

vlomni

[echo charm]

I think it works

[thick slate]

ya

now ur getting it

[pulsar ocean]

armored digger x dog

[mighty zenith]

pamela omni

[wheat walrus]

pamela omni

[thick slate]

thanatos x dog

[light moth]

I wanted to name at least one female character from Calamity so the ship could potentially be possible-

[echo charm]

Wait this one’s fire

[thick slate]

yharim gay

[pliant ruin]

Pulse Raptor

[thick slate]

pulse raptor

[wheat walrus]

draedon x calamitas

[thick slate]

yharim x queen bee

[pliant ruin]

There is nothing saying Yharim dosen't like men in this mod

[light moth]

vaporises

[wheat walrus]

genmedia pins 🥀

[pliant ruin]

Realistically speaking i think if you asked Yharim what his orientation is his response would be The war

[thick slate]

interesting that most of yharims top people are dudes

[pliant ruin]

Hi yharim! do you like men or women

[pulsar ocean]

pbg x dragonfolly

[pliant ruin]

The War

[light moth]

True xdd

[wheat walrus]

yoru chainsaw man

[thick slate]

hi

[mighty zenith]

hey uncle-

THE WAR

[pulsar ocean]

what dictator had women as his top people

[light moth]

Wait no!
Yharim x Queen Bee

[pliant ruin]

oh right i should add old duke and yharon

that ones funny

[thick slate]

mine

[thick slate]

WHY ARE YOU STEALING ALL MINE

Disintegrate

[light moth]

I didnt see you write it, sorry-

[thick slate]

its okay

i forgive you

[pulsar ocean]

thats my line

[light moth]

Like, it’s logical after all
Yharim is The Bees simp

Ig

[light moth]

It’s ours

Xd

[thick slate]

whats ours

[light moth]

Line

[thick slate]

timeline

[light moth]

Lime

Timelime

[thick slate]

time isnt a line

its a circle

thats why clocks are round

[light moth]

Tinelime

[pulsar ocean]

your world's a mirror of yourself and never the other way around

[light moth]

THE lore discussion numba 1

[pliant ruin]

Not a single agnus ship

he gives of very strong aromantic energy to me but sure i can add one

[thick slate]

i know a guy called agnus

[light moth]

From Dmc 4?-

[random mulch]

god of sacrifices, dead

[mighty zenith]

do you have space yaoi

[echo charm]

We’re all wondering the same thing

[pliant ruin]

I do not because it feels like one i wouldnt have anything to say about besides the funny but at this point im making do with scraps so i can add it just for the funny

does anyone have. vetrasyl

icant find his art

ill just screenshot the doc

[mighty zenith]

i can say a lot about it its ok

theyre um.theyre ummmm

spaxe

space

and theyre yaoi

[pliant ruin]

This one is very comprehensible

Actually wait i can just use fatalis

[random mulch]

oh right i can use the yharon sprite for the chart now

[long scaffold]

Why does It Has To Be This Way unironically fit Yharim to an extent

[mighty zenith]

cause he's a lot like armstrong

charismatic politicians warmongers who want to continue their ideology through the protagonist

[long scaffold]

It’s also fitting that the protagonist has in fact spilled a lot of blood and is going to fight Yharim
“Violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way”

[pulsar ocean]

good thing he didnt win the 2020 election

[latent bolt]

yharim would have truly been the worst election candidate

[normal mantle]

I dunno man he definitely helped the economy in azafure

[long scaffold]

It doesn’t matter who he’s up against DO NOT VOTE YHARIM 2028

[latent bolt]

TRUE

[normal mantle]

And he had the lead scientist/engineer in the world working on reducing pollution

[latent bolt]

bro literally made the sulphurous sea from a rather blighted coastline into an irradiated nightmare that he can 100% remake if he wanted to but didnt because he wanted to make the Plague

[normal mantle]

Like 90% approval rate in azafure & hell, solid 0.1% in the entire rest of terraria

[latent bolt]

I will still consider Draedon to be more reasonable than 50% of yharim's forces

[long scaffold]

DoG would probably be in his cabinet which doesn’t sound fun

Holy out of context

[latent bolt]

DoG literally IS part of Yharim's cabinet though

[long scaffold]

Yeah, the probably is if he’d replace the current ones from the last president

Which is like 99%

[latent bolt]

yharim is far worse than 99% of politicians of the real world btw
rivals Emperor Palpatine in that distinction here

[normal mantle]

This dude literally enslaved bees, gave bees and other innocent jungle creatures aids, trapped souls in his machines, poisoned a good chunk of the known ocean, and is solely responsible for a good chunk of the bosses we fight in the game 😭

[latent bolt]

at least he is willing to have regular chats with you and allow you to make good gear

[mighty zenith]

DoG is yharim's equivalent of ICE

[long scaffold]

Would Draedon be his opponent or his equivalent of Elon Musk

[cloud ibex]

yharim gave the innocent jungle creatures the plague

[long scaffold]

If we’re going off of before their breakup I think Permafrost for VP

[cloud ibex]

draedon had it contained until yharim punched a hole in pbg's containment and released her

also the sulfuric sea was already fucked up even before draedon started dumping shit in there

yes, he made it worse, but he's not solely responsible for the state it's currently in

[cloud ibex]

yeah

[long scaffold]

If he wasn’t worried about losing things to study he’d probably just tear the Heartlands to shreds

[cloud ibex]

you could probably convince draedon to solve world hunger in, like, a day if it'd be interesting to him to see how the world reacted

[long scaffold]

Probably

[cloud ibex]

draedon is absolutely more reasonable than yharim because, despite everything, yharim is. some guy

people are not reasonable

but draedon is not people

[pliant ruin]

ok 65 files

i think thats enough ships

thats eough content

[long scaffold]

I’m mildly terrified

[mighty zenith]

space yaoi better be S tier or someone is getting demoted...

[fleet wedge]

I'm very much horrified

[split mortar]

She is streaming her tier listing the ships in like 2 hour

[latent bolt]

Yharim's Godseeker Knights are a more likely equivalent to ICE, the Navy SEALs, and possibly the National Guard
DoG is closer equivalent to the CIA and similar federal agents

calamitas IS the nuclear football

[icy veldt]

There are more options than just "hopeful vs bleak". Vengeful is an option, e.g. themes like "don't forgive your enemies, kill them instead" or "war can be great for you, if you win"

[pliant ruin]

Be there or be square . witness my horrors

[latent bolt]

[pliant ruin]

Cool! Anyways i'm not doing that

[icy veldt]

Disappointing

There really should be more narratives with the kind of theme that I described. It's not bleak, because it portrays hope for triumphing over one's enemies, but that wouldn't sound very nice in a kindergarten classroom

[pliant ruin]

Doom

Have fun

[random mulch]

does some kind of internet exist and did it have social media

[thick slate]

doomscrolling

[random mulch]

what do calamity influencers post about

[rancid orchid]

you are so right

[thick slate]

draedon does pc giveaways

[random mulch]

definitely not full of spyware so that he can study behavior

[wanton pendant]

I feel like impending doom is approaching.

[long scaffold]

The air grows warmer around you…
It’s the fire of love!

[long scaffold]

Wait is the stream now

[mighty zenith]

yes

[pliant ruin]

Ant

the horrible tierlist

for the characters that dont have official art 😭
piss yharon - zeratros
giratina - noxus
dodogama - gloomborf (dragon of gluttony)
fatalis - zaelithar (dragon of flame)

[dusk laurel]

horrible

[pliant ruin]

slime god x being relevant

devourer of gods x himself

agnus x being THE GOAT

agnus has massive aromantic energy to me
hes the type of guy to not have any romantic interest but instead to love all of his friends equally

literally all of his ships ended up in "friend" because hes just too nice hed be friends with everyone

😭

[split mortar]

Deer and agnus???

[hybrid barn]

There's something particularly funny about imagining Xeroc and Silva being roommates, while Silva has a dog that goes rabid at the faintest scent of Xeroc

[dusk laurel]

wtf deer

totally the death dragon

[languid badge]

one of these I am absurdly confused about and the other I just dont agree with

[split mortar]

Provi and guards being in a lesbian polycule is a common joke here

[hybrid barn]

Joke? Nah, it's 100% canon, trust me

[pliant ruin]

Goat

Agnus x the concept of being a goat

[languid badge]

ic
draedon signusjust makes zero sense to me

[pliant ruin]

Signus and Draedon would not actually engage in a romatnci relationship but it's funny to say they would because they're actually completely perfect for eachother as work partners

They both have a insane amount of knowledge and resources to eachother
Both have within their primary goals to amass knowledge and/or resources for themselves in some way
Both are completely pragmatic beings that do not work based on personal attachment or feelings but rather overall benefifical outcome for their goals

Signus and Draedon working together is a lireral perfect scenario for both of them as just by virtue of their goals and pragmatism they would find the best possible outcome for both of them

It would literally be a complete null loss situation, it's purely beneficial for them both

Signus on the long run would be, in my opinion, far better of a partner to Draedon than Yharim was just due to how perfectly their goals and ideals allign with eachother and how unlike Yharim signus would not gaf if he abused some bees

[pliant ruin]

It's not really entirely a joke but also not really entirely serious but this entire tier lsit is not entirely serious so i put it in power couple

They do in fact actually care for eachother that's an actual part of the narrative and it's the hypocritical part of Providence

[hybrid barn]

So out of curiosity, is sepia-tone Yharon supposed to be Yharon in the past?

[pliant ruin]

no its zeratros

[split mortar]

@hybrid barn

[pliant ruin]

we dont have official art for him so he gets to be piss yharon

[cosmic zenith]

A slowburn neighbor romance between Silva and Xeroc would go hard.....

[hybrid barn]

Ooooohhhh-

[hybrid barn]

Y'know...I'd be interested, yeah

[languid badge]

is this just word of dev or did I miss something

[cosmic zenith]

Word of dev I'm fairly sure

[dusk laurel]

rebeccor

[leaden bridge]

we thought the skies would burn and the fire pits of hell would freeze long before we would ever have to see a shipping tier list manufactured by this chat

[languid badge]

you should've known better

[pliant ruin]

it was not manufactured by this chat it was manuactured in my twitch channel

[leaden bridge]

should we? it has been famously been a sort of taboo topic, plus this is a realm of powerscaling sons, not shipping daughters

same thing

[pliant ruin]

not the same thing i get money from it

:p

[stiff berry]

oh TYRAAAAANTTTT @tropic oak

[real glen]

got damn tofu

[tropic oak]

i actually did do that a while back but it was nothing of substance

[cosmic zenith]

You have no idea what this chat is capable of buddy

Especially in content droughts such as this one

[tropic oak]

@stiff berry forgot to reply

[stiff berry]

horrifying knowing that my crackship shitpost art is just up in calmain now

[tropic oak]

we ride or die photosynthesis ship in this bitch

[cosmic zenith]

I wouldn't be surprised if someone here had an existential crisis and embodied the identity of a slugbun

[austere stag]

photosynthesis

[stiff berry]

not photosynthesis. draedon x subject

[hybrid barn]

Actually come to think of it, I think it'd be cool if there was a series of just like...short, non-canon (or just not inherently canon) one-shots to show off more of a lot of the mod's characters outside the context of them constantly being at war with something

[stiff berry]

[cosmic zenith]

[split mortar]

Drub

[split mortar]

So stuff like embers

Which

Cei plans on doing more of

[hybrid barn]

Oh right! I haven't read that yet, but it sounds perfect for that based on what I've heard

[leaden bridge]

buddy pal chum friend stips, be for real

we know fully well

[night barn]

i dont

i would love to find out though

[mossy hawk]

You want random ass ships?

Catastrophe x Brimstone Elemental

[pliant ruin]

bit late to the party

[stiff berry]

aurdeus is in there 🥹

[mossy hawk]

Yes

But not too late

[pliant ruin]

No yeah too late

Stream happened sorry man

[mossy hawk]

Smh

[real glen]

I keep forgetting about those

[pliant ruin]

Happens sometimes

It is what it is yk

[pliant ruin]

ant tier

[cosmic zenith]

Then grab your popcorn, I suppose
I'm past the 20th, but it never gets old at least

[pliant ruin]

sdubject. ant

[mossy hawk]

But how would you rank the ship?

[dusk laurel]

cheese you need to make a rap battle tier list one day

[cosmic zenith]

Ranking is too easy, what is your favorite ship, everyone, and why?

[light linden]

canoe

very easy to hit people with in an emergency

[mossy hawk]

My favourite ship is

The oil tanker

[leaden bridge]

we're not one for shipping frankly, at least not calamity characters, it just doesn't, they're really not for it you know, mostly because they don't interact, you kinda have to make up the entire thing, and like, people don't want to do that, like you've seen mutant x yharim for example, but like, it's always like kissing or something, never like, proper character exploration or anything, and it's like, where's the sauce, you know, like if you're gonna do rarepairs, like if you're gonna do that shit, draw them interacting, like show us the vision, because like, just kissing isn't enough, you need a hook, like, if you get us, and with calamity characters specifically it's like, most of them ahve currently so little actually existing characterization it's like, it just doesn't hit if you get us, frankly. anyways the best calamity ship auric dreadnaught

[stiff berry]

i think its funny

[mossy hawk]

My favourite ship is Astrum Deus x The Sun

[stiff berry]

i agree

[real glen]

my favorite ship is leisure

[mossy hawk]

F tier ship imo

[real glen]

rude

[mossy hawk]

Way too big

Costa Concordia better

But can we agree

That the REAL best ship is Desert Scourge x Aquatic Scourge?

[dusk laurel]

no

[leaden bridge]

Problematic hydration gap

[cosmic zenith]

Hopefully that'll change over time (not having any interactions or much exploration)

And I agree, the best ships are those that explore and complement the characters

Though I do appreciate silly ships either way

[mossy hawk]

They will find a way to each other

[leaden bridge]

sorry buddy it's a proship

[cosmic zenith]

In my mind, the vast majority of the character exploration I'd do with these characters wouldn't be romantic (in fact, there's a lot of pairings there that could make really cool non-romantic stories)
But when it comes specifically to romance, I dare say, I can lean a bit towards crackships lol
I think out of the tierlist, disconsidering canon ones, my favorite would be Silva and Xeroc
There's a crackship I can't stand though, and it's ||Gloomborf and relevance||

[mossy hawk]

The desert scourge will drink a glass of water

[stiff berry]

hydrated

[mossy hawk]

To become the aquatic scourge again

[cosmic zenith]

OH

Aureus and Deus too

[stiff berry]

HEHEHE

[leaden bridge]

we cant fucking believe you guys arecalling it gloomborf man

be for real

[dusk laurel]

they arent even the same species 😢

[stiff berry]

absolutely no substance to aureus & deus. i love them

[cosmic zenith]

(Let cheese think we will)

[mossy hawk]

Nah

[leaden bridge]

gloomborf

[mossy hawk]

It's like those water beanie things

Put it in some water

Ans it grows

[languid badge]

if star wars can name a character babu frik cal can name a character gloomborf

[leaden bridge]

okay but calamity is supposed to be like serious

[cosmic zenith]

Shaa-Gi

[leaden bridge]

star wars has a guy named greedo

[stiff berry]

calamity can have a little whimsy.., as a treat

[leaden bridge]

its a story about a space samurai and a bandit teaming up to save a princess like

[languid badge]

ima-gun-di

[cosmic zenith]

Calamity isn't that unbearably serious but I still won't agree with Gloomborf

[long scaffold]

So is Hollow Knight and everone makes cute art of it
Fandoms can override anything

[leaden bridge]

thats completely different

[dusk laurel]

what

[leaden bridge]

like that is a completely different situation

gloomborf

[long scaffold]

In context of gloomborf idk who’s being shipped so I can’t say

[split mortar]

Dragon of gluttony

[languid badge]

yeah official content is very different from whatever the fandom does

[stiff berry]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1405614811500253306/1454181868285988980/waddling.gif

[leaden bridge]

slime god used to be called john slimy

[stiff berry]

john slime

[leaden bridge]

slipping jimmy

[mossy hawk]

I am also shipping DoGs head and DoGs tail

[leaden bridge]

dogcest

can claamity get aus

we want to see au dogcest

[split mortar]

Fables