#lore-discussion
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irish wet ghost strongly denies being NORTHERN, after recent assertation that he is not nonbinary
build a big spring under sweden and launch it into the moon
can you be normal
Please don't call me a wet ghost, that just sounds strange.
dry bones
be normal said users name: stupid gun
Peak.
are you a wet ghost or are you a dry bones
my arent
moist corpse
i dry them all the time
actually no that sounds strange
why
how did we get here
can we get a full reset
actually are your bones even wet because all the blood is in tubes
water wraith gaming is named water wraith gaming
if my lithium ion battery explodes and kills me ill be upset
You have known me for like over a year
You know the answer
telling a user named stupid gun to be normal sounds counter productive
not all of it
bones make blood
great point
NO
also muscles are wet
ok have fun rayse im gonna go sleep
the entire body is dry until you take it out
Are your bones moist enough to be healthy
melon gun's bones are wet it's why he became stupid
What the hell are you all talking about?
they/ the m
make sure to water ur bones so they grow
True
Pomegranates.
you shouldn't have named yourself after such a controversial pikmin enemy
ah yah sorry i checked your profile to make sure i got the pronouns right and didn't see them sorry
i am stupid
no pronouns except I/Me/Myself should exist
Everyone is at times
yes
Finally opposing the woke... uh... wokes.
my pronouns are exist existent
my pronouns aren't
you said my
most times for me
no times for me
Blood is in the bones. It's made there. Bones are blood factories.
how do you all feel about me calling veins and arteries tubes lol
vampire's straws
we do run on electricity afterall
Mana is also in the bones
among other things
electrical signals are how our body communicates
So if you remove, I dunno, Permafrost's or Calamitas's skeleton, that would remove their ability to use magic 
and hormones
I run on Pervitin 
you do
drugs
i forgor those were stimulants for adhd and what not
'And when he woke up, his skeleton was gone!'
'...anyway, that's how I lost my medical license.'
well and regular stimulants uses i guess
crazy how similar organic molecules can be
i took a stimulant once because i was diagnosed with adhd, but it didn't go well and now i question my entire diagnosis after i tried to get a newer one lol
this is why you don't take adderall
Ok but what do they do differently im not a molecule engineer
adderal is secretly meth and made by the government and kills you
adderal make you lock in
meth make you lock in but in a fun way
i would have rejected meds anyway even if they perscribed me them the second time (instead i got told i couldn't get a diiagnosis after they only did one test, it wasn't even them it was an online one they sent me like 2 weeks before 😭)
Oh damn
adderal is a prescribed medication for people with adhd
we made it in class
from scratch
They’re both stimulants
so is ritilin
yummy ritilin
or however it's spelt
ritalin
all i know is whichever one i took for a week made me a jerk lol
so is adderall
Would be useful for combat 
Popcorn is a drug?!
just inject yourself with an epipen
Specifically popcorn1233
epipen injects epinephrine
Take an entire patrol group's worth of Pervitin 
which is ur fight or flight hormone
for some reason i thought you responded to taylor with that melon lol
drugs are in terraria
they are canon
is coffee in the game
rhey should add cigarettes to calamity
10% chance to get cancer
i smoke a pack before a fight
they should add chemo to calamity
im such a good ideas guy
I bet the Godseeker Knights had their own form of Pervitin
yharim has drugs named after him
everything
it's got like 56 ingredients
where is yharims depressants and it just kills you
nightmare blunt rotation
yharim
pbg
signus
dog
providence
I bet Provi could get high on catnip 
does she even have a nose
they/the
m
become god but you cant do drugs
No not that gif
She will when I biomancy-inate her into a different form 
I will give her cat almost-everything
cuz it catnip no work on humans
I dont think normal biomancy will work on provi prob gonna need a mix of that and rock magic
Lithomancy?
catnip is kinda weird if you know what it actually is
Weed for cats, except instead it makes them... uh... yeah anyway
All plants look the same to me
plantcist
Never getting into the biomancy club at this rate 😔
cant spell racist without cis
Confederacy of Independent Systems
yep
Erm, they're called dryads.
Dryad club
is primordial light more effective than solar in terms of paneling/dyson sphering
Isn't the sun made of primordial light, so they'd be the exact same thing?
in terms of irl solar panelling or the same solar panel but against primordial light
Well one is magic, so write that down.
Real physics might aswell be magic so I don't think that affects much.
The difference is that physics can be somewhat explained while Primordial Light is an enigmatic primordial force with little concrete information.
Anyway, the sun in Calamity is smaller and colder than the real one, but a hell of a lot closer.
Oh yeah it's smaller and colder, I don't think that'd affect solar energy much but I'm not a scientist or anything and it doesn't really matter.
hi lore discussion
Hello Supreme from Sonic Frontiers.
I was gonna say
hai cheese
If PL can be used as a energy source amybe mana in general could be used as it too
cheese mod
but then i remembered it literally can yeah exo prissmk exsit
hi scoogilin
wtf...
What if you could like, channel it into a staff or a book and shoot it at your enemies. That would be cool I think.
anytime i hear the words mana in a terraria context i think of how much i despise the mana flower and its bloodline
Would mana count as a clean energy source, i'm pretty sure it would
i think so?
Azafure is washed bro they couldve just used mana and those mfers were out there polluting everything
hey at least we got the sulphurous sea
Assuming it regenerates or is infinite then it'd at least be renewable.
an awesome place
Not sure about it being clean though.
depends on how the mana is used probably
Don't you mean chlorophyllline?
what...
specifically using brimstone magic just because i fucking hate the environment
necromancy does have some very Not Good effects on the enviroment so that's something
cremation is probably very popular
I mean, we do know mana can be environmentally dangerous.
imagine using necromancy on petroleum to revive the little glupshit prehistoric bacterias that its made out of
Why doesn't Yharon do that? Is he stupid?
Realistically i don't think that'd work because i'm pretty sure they died like way too fucking long ago to have any semblance of a soul left in there but
It'd be funny
go my horde of. necromantic oil bacterias
New idea: Calamitas necromancies a T-Rex.
I'm sure the devs will love this suggestion for the boss fight.
blurg
Okay I could just be thinking way to hard about this
This says there has not been an instance of someone acending 3 times... but it's never said anything about nobody acending twice
I wrote that, so what's your question?
I see.
Uh...
If there are, we don't know who it is, maybe it wasn't ruled out. I know thrice is certainly something that never happened.
I think if I'm remembering right it might have happened, but whoever did it is almost certainly dead.
But it might not have.
I don't have great memory.

It wouldnt be to out of the question if it was attempted at somepoint.
Theres alot of power hungry characters here who may be foolish enough to try that
Or maybe I'm confusing myself with my own semantics.
And then when that god did, they suffered horribly and the other gods were like:
Yeah, but if someone did it, then others would learn about it, and probably not attempt.
Thus preventing it happening thrice.
Since that would basically kill 'you'.
Since you're now a monstrous amalgamation.
AND ANOTHER GOD DAMN HIVE MIND PROBABLY.
This could lead to some intresting fanmade ideas
Great, I just remembered that I thought about someone coming to that conclusion.
And I didn't change it because I was like, it's probably fine.

So the moral of the story is that we need to cite our sources.
I remember i had an idea for a Chimera god that consumed multiple souls and then i never made it gg
Or else I forget why I wrote things.
So now I can't explain my word choices and cause needless confusion.
So, the truth.
Draedon is actually Yharim after time travelling and becoming mecha-Yharim.
This is totally real and I didn't make it up.
Source:
I have my own silly headcanon about draedon
I think the dead scientest that made draedon was daedalus, a figure in the old lore.
Draedon isnt that far off name wise, and daedalus was primaraly in the tundra, and where did draedon conviently awaken? the tundra
...mods kill them before they spread the truth too far.
alot of people (me included) headcanon this too
i just want to believe its true
Actually I watched an old video on daedalus
Theres alot that lines up,
Granted it cant be true through a few contridictions (Draedon meeting daedalus being the biggest one)
its a very popular theory
its never gonna be confirmed or denied because it doesnt matter but its canon compliant
...first I've heard of it.
yeah because this channel is barely lore at the best of times
newgen smh my head
Unless theres anything that contridicts it, I'm gonna headcannon that dead body is daedalus
there isnt anything that contradicts it and there isnt anything that confirms it
I believe that the origin of Draedon will intentionally be left a mystery.
Not like it changes much. He can't even remember.
its entirely possible that it is, its entirely possible that it isnt, as i said the answer will never be confirmed or denied
What kind of literature would calamity characters read
Yharim reads military history and strategy books. He has read The Art of War cover to cover at least twenty times. A year.
yharim reads dragon ball and nothing else
Permafrost reads magic tomes, but for recreation he reads fantasy probably.
I was gonna say Yharim reads the art of war ya
Draedon writes
Calamitas reads DC Comics.
Draedon reads 'How to do X for Dummies' and nothing else.
as much as people talk about the art of war being super good its very much a product of its time because a lot of the advice there is really really basic stuff
What like “shoot the boat”?
Amadias reads history books
Yeah.
The nobility (who led armies) were all idiots.
shoot the boat, if you think youll lose then dont do that, your troops fight better when they have food, etc etc
They NEEDED the basic stuff explained to them.
Damn
So when Sun Tzu says 'If you don't think you'll win a fight, don't fight', yeah, duh, but he's writing for idiots who don't connect the dots.
its really really basic things and absolutely not a comprehensive military theory book so i dont think yharim would even give it the time of day
You never want to forget the basics.
if yharim is a worldwide threat to every god and is super effective at killing them he would not need to read the most basic of basics 20 times a year
thats like saying einstein reads books of preschool math problems 20 times a year to not forget the basics
I also said the Devourer of Gods spends his free time reading romance novels.
He would tho.
So I may have been, I believe the term is 'flanderising' the characters a little.
i mean yeah he would
Infallible.
That is actually the name. After Ned Flanders
Means he's never wrong.
Inflatable
that doesnt work in that context
Yeah, because he got more exaggerated as the series went on.
It does.
why do you make all of your messages grammatically incorrect by adding a period at the end
did the writer intend to say "invaluable"
No.
"His assistance to Yharim's Crusade was infallible,"
It can’t be denied
Infallible.
Because Draedon being a supercomputer with legs was always useful and his contributions weren't mistakes.
Well, until the incident.
Are you going to go up to him and tell him his strategy isn't good?
so, it was fallible
it makes more sense to just say "invaluable"
his assistance to yharims crusade was always effective
I think you're getting far too caught up in semantics.
also no pbg wasnt even for the army
💀
it was a side project
this is reasonable semantics
words mean things
so yeah his assistance was infallible
still, i think it makes more sense to write "Invaluable" here
Still gives a different impression.
Loses the emphasis on how calculating he is.
Hi. No she dosen't. ok bye
Unless it's one of the good ones of course
what the fuck cheese mod
Most of them aren't but there's a few good ones
Batman!
Like, it has Batman!
What's the downside!
What are you guys talking about right now?
it's over chat. the newgens discovered the True Lore.
not bird enough, make him a pterosaur
dear god
(honestly we need more triceratops bird combinations)
You're forgetting something
Dog can't read
heard the word irish while checking up on what i missed neurons were activated & im somewhat disappointed by what i unveiled
No way
It was technically not flawed. He did everything basically perfectly. He just also had no morals and eventually finally did something yharim (who has fucked up morals, but not none) hated
arent u a newgen
gen alpha
Did somebody said lore
Yes
no
Read the documents
Dang so they kidnapped you to being a mod again
for one i can do this
cheese you should start abusing your powers
Now someone put it in a translator
AWhatda fuck
what the guck
What language is that
Idk
So am i
Cheese
Give us the texts
Sob
What the fuck this mean
Meanwhile google translate tells me it says "Oh, I love you..."
flames
So am i an ai generated fart or not
I put it in a chinese translator
Which one
itsw supposed to mean Terrarian You what the fuck is This
😭
Dawg
😭 ?????????????
Freaky gun
Ok actually this one is funnier
I DIDNT NAME MYSELF THAT
melon gun loves the terrarian
don't you have a boyfriend
maybe he's the real terrarian
Melongun loves YOU
Yes
its still so funny to me how ive seemingly popularized gloomborf so much that at this point everyone is treating it as canon and nobody is contesting it
Like i'm pretty sure it genuinely is just the real name at this point
1 day im gonna see gloomborf mention in the mod itself in a random lore entry talking about slime god
and ill weep tears of joy
It's just Terrarian is you but in Spanish
we made it gloombros
Ah ok
gloombrofs
泰拉瑞安就是你
According to google translate this would be Terraria is you
According to my other translator this means Terra Ryan is you
Name's Ryan............ Terra Ryan. 🔥 ✍️
Sob
what if we all got terrarian is you as our nicknames but in diff languages
Omni make ur nickname italian Terrarian is You
Damn I'm Italian too smh .....
Terrarian sei te
Also we can't
Tu sei il Terrarian
Yea cheese we can't smth
Vero
melon gun will remain spanish because they're britsh anyways and i dont know who'd get the spanish terrarian otherwise
ill flip a coin
heads is omni
The loser gets chinese
Sauron gets chinese
Yup
Hehehea
No it's lore discussion rot
No
Fair
terrarian you has been a thing even before the rp yeah
its this chats greatest historical monument
My biggest contribution to society
Spreading the terrarian image
Yharim has inverted morals. Anything that's good, he thinks is evil, and anything that's evil, he thinks is good 
@real silo
Terrarious
You arent altraxia
Melon, tf are talking about
i've never seen this person before why are they friends with tyrant

The power of friendship, obviously.
Idk im not blob or tyrant
I am a friend of all
I have 1 single enemy and i dont even consider them an enemy they consider themselves my enemy
Id say thats azzy with how everyone has them friended
if you aren't friends with tyrant you aren't canon sorry
lmao
Decanonises you
Chat are we allowed to post fanart here
Yeah
Cool
Would the astral infection work on deltarune titans
Are they sapient?
They are said to be mindless and only seek destruction
Which fits since one not even fully born yet tries shooting us with lasers
So like. Maybe.
they’re pure darkness I sthink
An infected titan would probably be quite the show
Depends on if being too strong means that it can't bond with you because your immune system fights it off.
I thought it was a newborn.
We fight it not even 2 minutes after it is fully born that shit is barely not a foetus
Like, not even a toddler.
can’t believe ralsei didn’t let us recruit it to castle town
yeah ik but its still above a titan spawn
You can try to spare and the game just tells you it does not comprehend mercy
Was just wondering cause yeah they the fear of darkness made physical from negative light
no 
However I'd also imagine more people would be fooled by him
Yeah
Peak.
there should be subtitles but it should do the jojo part 7+ thing where certain words are inexplicably highlighted
" 'Destiny' is for the weak."
"Destiny is for the weak."
Are there any lore surrounding cats in cal
yeah. theyre cats
Is the cats lore up to you then?
It's theoretically possible, using biomancy + lithomancy, to reshape Providence's physical form into a more cat-like shape
oh god are we doing this now
i think this way the lore items wouldnt be immediatly put into the trash slot
hi
We getting translated versions now

** " **Destiny is for the weak."
susie noelle dialogue scene where kris is beating the shit out of the soul and random words are just yellow
this would be so peak actually
The god of think hatred
calamity's super secret third super boss, the god of hatred
Deltarune is literally impossible to powerscale bro
The Titan's biggest feat is...
...trashing one room
aura farming
But also there is literally no way of knowing how exactly things translate from the Dark to the Light World
the titans are literally potential man at the moment we have nothing to go off of except the prophecy and
trashing one room
i took so long to write that rebecca just said it way smarter anyways
🥀
As always powerscaling anything Toby Fox makes is impossible because all of it is heavily dependent on the setting
Like, if you put Frisk in literally any other verse there is no way of knowing how the fuck they would fare because Determination is such a weird power
powerscaling undertale is hell because undertale fundamentally relies on the fact its a game and on the game mechanics of said game to work as a narrative
Or Sans, who would not work in the slightlest because his powers are literally just exploiting dumb shit in the game
Like, he doesn't dodge your attacks
go powerscale aureus against rathalos or something instead
He just
Trying to power scale two seperate things as if they were the same universe is stupid in general imo
It can work
Moves to the side because he knows that every attack you make will end up falling on that exact spot
i praise toby for how his fiction is inherently designed with anti-power scaling guardrails
nothing about those two setting sreally conflict with eachother on a fundamental level in terms of how they work
i
Also shoutouts to the fact that, of all things
never thought about that
VS Battle actually gets Fatalis' powerscale right
Im so rotted by undertale fan animations where hes moving around and stuff
They have him listed as Low Country
i guess he is just doing that 😭
Which, yeah
He
Burned a country overnight

It's funny how they always get so much stupid shit so insanely wrong, but Fatalis is right
Thats a funny way to see it
they want sans to aurafarm but he's too chill for that
Yeah it's funny
its like how you would install a gate to prevent a toddler from falling down the stairs
Still funny to suggest such
Ok but actually Moon Lord vs a Titan would probably go hard
do moon lord's eye lasers work to the same affect as the SOUL's light?
Probably not
moon lord vs 4th chorus (4th chorus gets evaporized)
I think a better question would be what would cal characters look like in dark worlds
shimmer, obviously
massively faster than light+ are we deadass reb
idk i can't really envision what their 'ideal' selves would look like
🥀
I didn't know that part
They have everything there listed as Massively FTL it's so funny
i know nothing about monster hunter but that seems incredibly incorrect
Kris ideal self is smurf cosplay?
Actually that sounds like a genuinely cool character design exercise
also the small country level is from zorah blowing up the new world calc of all things (they calced the entire continent to be smaller than luxembourg somehow)
well a knight
indeed
??????? 😭
the calc behind it is lwk a crime too
they wanna be Kamen Rider 555 so bad ..
yuhh
Any media but dark world designs is
Not the fact that he literally destroyed a country overnight
thats true
monster hunter on vsbw is wild
Nope
I assume by Berdly's fit there's some kind of subconscious reflection of wanting to fill a role
Fatalis dark world
i mean there's the fact that calcing that is,,, yea
b still it's kinda crazy
I'm imagining Calamitas in like a farmgirl outfit & Permafrost in pyjamas
w/ the silly hat too so you know he's a real sleephead
anyways i also kinda js dropped tiering system stuff for the most part
permafrost in a cartoony wizard outfit
actually that would basically be the wizard npc wouldn't it
Yharim just becomes more intimidating
Yea
I imagine Yharim would look more heroic somehow
is that like in actual ingame map
god it is completely impossible to tell who the hell is typing in here now
More ornamental cape ig
Peak
because they always either under exaggerated or over exaggerated
maybe more vivid colours, classical fantasy armor?
i still do some calcs here n there, but both because i primarily do in-verse and because even outside of that i prefer doing things other ways now i kinda js dont do tiering system
because making a character walk an entire country real time with real speed
fucking sucks
Yea i see it
half??? the maps themselves are split-up
as for the calc itself, took the viewing distance from the height of 1 place, and assumed that's how wide the entire continent is (you can't see shit at that height because it's full of clouds)
no idea what Amidas or uh, fuck I forgot their name but not their pronouns
uh
Bandit?
would look like
Bandit yuh
banditry
Y'know the funny thing is that dark worl designs are magicky versions of their light world selves but cal characters
already are magicky versions
Draedon becomes more sci fi
hiya
Helo
im still on this
melon i was in the middle of working on a song and my pc turned off. who should i murder in cold blood
haiyo
Cei
murder melon gun
kill melon gun

yep
boil him in oil 5ever
reminds me i need to get back to trying to redesign the Cataclysmic & Catastrophic Constructs again
or perhaps i should define my God Of Dogma design more...
is the "he" in question in the room with us now
that's the one
you should make a god of war design
nobody has made one yet
true but like what do i do with that
iunno
marble biome is his guys apparently so
there's some design inspo
probably roman/greek aesthethics

summon
i saw this earlier but i also noticed reb saying that mh scaling on that wiki is accu
Based Rome 
Gay, obviously.
Y'know i had a funny thought
my apologies melon they/them
huh
Will Melonius Gunther forgive?
i kinda immideatly went to horrible flesh beast
They/The
m
given the crimson
that's just because its evil god essence
the gods that made the crimsonj weren't literally horrible flesh beasts in the same way the gods that make up the corruption like dogma weren't purple cancer demons
I headcanon god of wars ichor is also the dominant factor on the crimson ichor reducing defense
Yeah but I like to take inspiration from the enviornments they spawned, like how Dogma has alot of jagged bone-like edges on his arms & has a major eye motif
- God of War is related to the Marble biome and the enemies on it, which have aesthethics inspired by ancient greece/romany
- Draedon named one of his Exo Mechs after the real greek god of war Ares. By all means, this could just a be a concidence or unrelated myth in the calamity setting
HOWEVER
When you put these informations together
It'd be REALLY funny
ARES GOD OF WAR
If God of War was just straight up Ares
God of war is called ares
😭 😭 😭
The Exo Mechs are named after the God of War and his friends?!
i hope the god of war is a woman
ARES THE GOD OF WAR
So, War had a red skull. Is he racist?
Would be called goddess of war then no?
true
we dont know anything ab the god of war
so it can be goddess or god

i just think it would be REALLY funny if the god of war was infact a woman
jesus god of mercy
I hope that the Goddess of War is cute
@spare pier rebecca waht if the god of war was literally just called Ares
😭
It'd make sense bro
Draedon had to get the name of the exo mech from SOMEWHERE
And he literally has greek motifs
Oh God, people would use it to justify the Greek pantheon as canon.
who tf is named thanatos, artemis and apollo then
thanatos the god of dying
not of death
of dying
he absorbed his auric soul and immediately dropped dead on the floor
anyway i dont really know what to do with a God Of War design because it's a really generic concept thats been done to death visually
yharim didnt even have to kill him
Random prevelant gods in the cult idk
Which is why I went to 'horrible flesh beast' to spive it up
wait i have a stupid idea, death dragon is just named thanatos 💔 💔 💔
TRUE
Gabriel Thanatos and his cohorts, Alexander Apollo, Claire Artemis and Johnathan Fitzgerald Ares.
or just some kind of mutated apex predator
because i really like that song
which one
as if thats already not super common.....
a single soul split among an entire army 
Thanatos 
rn im basically just thinking Nothing There's final form in a toga
Yeah calamity has, alot of flesh body horror monsters
Like it's literally called Thanatos
It plays when || asuka fucking dies ||
ATHENA!!!
I AM THE GOD OF WAR
oh i didnt know the track name until now
Apollo is named after the lihzahrds deity
All things considered it's a very beautiful song despite. the scene it plays in
Eh
Don't really vibe with it honestly
marble is greek related yk...
Happened to tsuki
it'd be really funny
yeah so there's the god of war. he's just ares. you know greek ares? yeah that's him.
the rest of the greek pahntehon isn't here either
Honestly if we went that route I'd prefer Mars anyways to allude to roman culture and their absurdly imperialist philosophies
it's just him
God of War should be called Oppenheimer.
The greek aesthetic wouldn't even be his, he just appropriated it from some other people he conquered
Thats the god of radioactivity
writing down in my god of war design notebook 'imperialist dickhead' next to 'nothing there in a toga?'
God of war is british got it
Yharim got cancer and will die at 140 instead of 147, tragic.
god of war asteraoth 
Kratos god of war
Who described War God as Nothing There and why does it work so well
me i did that
ggg did earlier
Incredible
Honestly combine Nothing There with Sukuna and you got how I imagine War God
waiter. more flesh monsters
I was trying to think of a god of war design to draw that wasnt generic 'guy mcmurder' & i came to 'horrible flesh beast' then nothing there
what's a nothing there
Flesh monster.
Would be weird to have Flesh Monster turn into Flesh Monster
red sukuna with scythe arms got it
lobcorp abnormality thats a big flesh guy that fucking kills you
Just looked it up.
I also think calamity just has
Project moon aleph abnormal
it'll be on your desk in a week
flesh monster is kinda basic
ah
The reason there’s so many meat monsters is so you can eat em when you’re done
God of War should be the kind of guy to say Carthage should be destroyed.
Why is nothing there
Can't wait for Nothing There to show up in Limbus
Why is it called that
Imma be real with you chief
because there's nothing there
Cheese you are the expert do you know
pm accidentally swapped his name with CENSORED & never bothered to change it back
ive been saying this but nothing there blood moon enemy
My guess is that since Nothing There's deal is that it mimics humans, the name was given essentially as a warning to employees to not engage with it to avoid deception
Ah
Not really any proper explanation but it's probably symbolism for how, despite mimicking humans, there's nothing left there of who its victims really were or smth
What reb said could also make sense yeah
This does work considering Nothing There was just
A guy
He got what........
he got melted and WHAST.
Nothing there vs yharim
Man, I wonder who the Terrarian is...
they say he worked in the business....
Another one for the bingo
and WHAT
Pfft, skill issue. I can survive that just fine 
Project Moon powerscaling is fake and unreal
some kinda, Lobotomy Corporation....
Ngl i lowk think of God of War as just straight up a living statue for some reason
i don't know why
Like you know those like
hes a fucking marble statue in the british museum
And by that I mean there is basically nothing to go off of in terms of how strong characters are
Yeah
Put it in a military uniform.
Can't move his mout hor change his expression or anything bro's a Statue
Talks to you but his voice just Manifests there's no actual movement of the mouth
A statue of sukuna nothing there in s toga
I don't think he'd be a statue tbh
Ok so rn im thinking more inherently monsterous Sukuna with some misplaced eyes & his right eye is like the Perforater Hive eye with some kind of horrific weapon arm made of bones & fingernails dressed up to look like a proper blade hiding its visceral revolting nature
gonna need to write this down somewherr
gojo vs binah video
Definitely.
whitest boy u know
Each with a copy of The Art of War (Sun Tzu).
Bug god
Bro
Is god of war a glug
That works unironically because ants are, iirc
Army Ants...
yes ive cooked finally
Well, ants and termites I think
do you think any of them were straight up ghoul weapon arms or just regular arms holding weapons
Make God of War a horse archer.
if the god of war was like a statue that would be hard as hell
In general social bugs like ants, termites, bees and etc
that sounds like a cool ass idea
white bug statue.
Normal arms imo, because those are just better for combat
The War God was absolutely hyper-optimized to be as effective in combat as possible
can he photosynthesize
So my ichor headcanon makes more snese
He probably just
Doesn't need to eat
Straight up

amazing
white, apex predator, armed to the teeth, bug(??? how the fuck do i implement that), & sukuna/nothing there's lovechild in a toga
If we're talking that hyperoptimized
He eats NAILS for breakfast, without any MILK!
bro how do you make a bug flesh monster into a white boy
They're called the English.
i'll just make the arms have a carapace or something
WHAT THE FUCK
exo-skeleton type deal or some shit
he has like a scary as shit mask he takes on & off
the english and their fucking BOATS
Might as well make the armor look like samurai armor
now the question is would he facially just look absolutely revolting or what
Rome and Japan are like, basically the face of ancient world imperialism
Hey, don't forget Mongolia!
True
feels like we're kind of cross-contaminating here
Second biggest empire in history!
Genghis didn't burn Baghdad to the ground for nothing!
But like, ok this is definitely too many design elements

Can't fit everything in it
You either go with the statue iteration or the flesh bug monster
Genghis Khan with a gun.
we can have the toga or he has his horrible dingdong made of knives & self-loathing out with the samurai bug carapace armor
what
Stop.
Insane sentence
which way western woman
mind numbing description
Am i misunderstanding what you mean to say or what
i could try with having his face resemble depctions of oni & give him big ol' tusks & shit
would fit with the hyperoptimized killing machine bit too
I think that the War God would be a 4 armed man with flesh ligaments stitching a bug-like armor onto him, with bits of his own skin coming through to reveal a pale tone.
That's the general best description I can give for the iteration
i think he should have antennae
Is the god of war gay
Nah he'd probably be bald
what is this bug agenda you have now
Probably antennae or something on his head though
But also that'd probably be covered by a helmet anyways
Thank you that answers if its gay or not
idk
Also I have an answer for that but I probably cannot say it in this chat
He had war prisoners
Connect the dots
Ah
God.
Like
damn thats pretty dark
Am I going to mention this in Cal proper? No, I can't
But
It's the most realistic outcome

well i know he was one of the evil gods but y'know
.
damn.
Anyways
they add anything to calamity
did dogma do this too???
Lets change topic
probably for the best yes
i knew it, yharim is HOMOPHOBIC.
Anyways, yeah moving on
CHANGE TOPIC
tooic
Dogma vs war
tooic
Tsuki and taylor i will fucking murder you
I just mean because dogma & cult associations with [cough probably shouldn't look at this] ||sexual abuse||
well thats fair
Yeah
Anyways yeah tl;dr
He's the War God, of course he'd commit war crimes

Yharim did
Why wouldn't he?
anyhow i don't know how to draw bald people so i'll probably just give him shitty short ugly hair
Just cover it with a helmet
yeah but i already have the bug exo-skeleton thing going on
figure the mask would split over his cheeks & look like uh
mandibles thats the word
Man I'm hungry
What would moonlords dark world design be
How hungry?
Eat the horse
I am so hungry I could eat a Leviathan from calamity mod
moon lord but purple
He gets his legs back.
I should make an incredibly elaborate creationist religion for Calamity and then do nothing with that

NO PLEASE!
Moon lord legs are small enough the terrarian can wear them
Fun fact, I actually do that in one of my stories
We don't need more people asking if God is canon.
rebecca please us loreheads cant take any more
Because the whole point is just to have it there to enrich their culture
Rebecca do it it would be funny
Seeing as the main theme of said story is about colonialism and whatnot
Why are people so adamant about God being canon!?
I have no clue
i can hardly store all this information in my head & get it wrong when im explaining it in youtube comment sections 63% of the time
I just intentionaly spread misinformation
I store it and autism
Someone should make a document to explain it.
im gonna kill you
Melon Gun mentioning the dev statement from 2 years ago that not even whoever made it remembers it
tolkien core
Yharim was manipulated bu chara!
Why would chara do this?
i thought this said cannibalism at first
rebecca is just like tolkien except instead of being a well-off upper-middle class white man she's broke & not getting payed ever
Even rebecca is losing it at me grabbing dev statements
shes BRAZILIAN
There
this is true
Rebecca may i add i have only been active for bit over a year
Did you not read the Duke Fishron entry.
Didn't know Gustavo was so harcore...
oh man
Oh that's also one of my talents
That reminds me when i came here, many moons ago...
Yharon freshly defeated with my cousin, on december of 2024...
A year.
A few years ago, on another server, someone told me "dude it is scary how you remember people saying things that not even they remember saying"
you stole all my old knowledge when you became active

