#lore-discussion
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oh i get it, its like having buttered bread, but asking "do you belive in butter or bread?"
it can both happen
one doesnt affect the other
the universe has been around for 14 billion years and earth only 4 billion
we should have mind goblins
colgator are you real
colgator is an llm running off of 2 badly translated novels
im gonna boycott calamity until they un-goblin-racist their lore
maybe we're all just dying of carbon monoxide poisoning
I was referencing a stupid video where they asked "do you believe in big bang or pangea"
but they kept saying pangrea
unknown
okay thats awesome
/avatar colgator
no mind to think
no will to break
That's what I meant, bad wording on my part.
behold, the beautiful continent map that took me seven thousand hours
Add more water
no
mystery block continent
i actually used to mod ksp a lot so i definitely could make something
was there an auric dragon of gods
nou
What would that even be? A god is someone who consumed an auric soul, so an auric dragon inherently can't be a god.
no
the dragon
has a domain
of goddery
What would that even mean though
Like what would having the "domain of goddery" do cause it's not something tangible like flames or the seas.
Since the idea is that the World Soul encompassed things on Terraria, and there were no gods at the time, I doubt it.
Like, there's no Auric Soul of Mars.
gluttony also isn't exactly tangible
Also Auric Souls can be concepts.
it would be the king of all gods. the god of gods.
Alright Dogma, go back to the Corruption.
Dogma balls
does yharim eat honey if he likes bees so much or is it banned in Terraria to touch the deiteis cultivations
dumbass leader.
That's just the primordial light domain...
No that's a different one.
What if there was a God of Bees, and Yharim made sure to kill him quietly so no one would know about him?
He would never
Primordial Light was King of Dragons, but not because of the specific power probably because he was really strong.
Even Yharim has his limits
At least it makes more sense as a domain. A domain of gods doesn't mean shit with how gods work in Calamity lore while gluttony at least makes a bit of sense.
Does he?
Yharim sheds a single tear.
"The God of Bees... will no longer exist."
He wants to seem like he has limits, but that's not genuine principle, that's just a rhetorical trick
I think he would kill them...
Yharim would say that regardless if they were a tyrant or not.
He says that about all of them.
Slaughtering the god of bees
So he can become
The true bee lord
And rule over Beerraria
Yharim racist
Of, also Sacrifices, that's a concept.
Yikes!
Zeratros (the strongest dragon) had it and Ceroc (the strongest god) has it so it's the closest thing to a "god" domain especially cause primordial light just kinda feels like something that'd be associated with divinity.
i should read the lore again i dont even know what changed since last year
I imagine gods are associated with divinity most the time
That's because Primordial Light seems to be generally pretty strong.
But just using it doesn't make you royalty.
Well yeah I'm not saying that.
The gods aren't even a unified force so being a king of them doesn't make sense.
Never stopped Dogma from trying.
Last time I read the lore I remember a lot of backstories were left for interpertration
Tbf i imagine godking yharim would have the force to make them unified
Im on about if the godking plan succeeded
The Hunt type shi 
The fuck is the godking plan
Yharim's entire backstory.
Oh that
huh
I dont remember the lore very well since its been some time I read it and I started rereading it like, a minute ago, but wasn't Yharim whole idea that he is a mortal crusading against the gods and caused calamity (CALAMITY GET IT HAHAHAHAHAHA) and a lot of unnecessary deaths and disasters in his blind hunt for the gods
Yeah
honestly, since I also play Sta Rail, bro represents perfectly the path of the Hunt lmao. You do exactly that, hunt someone done not caring for the collateral. Goal justifies the means type
Basically his backstory from what I remember is that some people (Idk if they were ever named) tried to force him to consume Yharon's soul and become really strong but he refused. He was then gonna be executed but in doing it by lava Yharon's egg hatched and saved him.
bro had a world shattering crashout over that
hi
It's in Yharon's lore item,
whatcha talkin about
yharim's backstory
hiii john
since I didn't touch the lore in a while
"I was destined to consume his Auric soul when he hatched, and rule forever as God-King.
Destiny is for the weak.
I rejected their whims, and upended their scheme. I was sentenced to execution for treason.
Their meek, ingratiated swine cast both Yharon's egg and I into the magma of Hell.
The intense heat hideously scarred me, but birthed Yharon anew. He rose, wreathed in fire and saved my life."
And im guessing his hunt aint over?
guy say no
Like, Xeroc is still alive
guy get thrown into lava
Right?
Xeroc is beyond what yharim could ever hope to fight
yes xeroc is still alive
Unmatched power of the sun
xeroc is stoned thats why hes not active
vs coughing gold bar
dinky sword versus the unmatched power of the sun
hes on that premium primordial aerie weed
Do we have xeroc lore?
cultivated by primordial light
Idk why I imagine Xeroc
Silva is also alive.
Providence and Slime God are alive unless you kill them.
Miscellaneous other gods who are probably far away in hiding also alive.
Yeah
And I also imagined them
Ravager as well kinda
As the most humble God, for no reason
Monk that became first god.
Like no lore
Not including the undead.
The conquest is over by now.
I just imagine them humble af
The Crusade itself is over, but only because Yharim's gone.
He still wants it to continue.
That's why he wants YOU!
Xeroc is not a creator of everything characer
Idk if I imagine Xeroc correctly
Since idk the lore lmao
Do we know if any of the Illmeran gods are still alive or are both dead!
Yeah
Otonilou is very dead.
mm boiled
IM A LORD RAVAGERRRRR
Otonilou is dead
Tyrian while not stated to be dead
Supreme clamitas happened to the guys kingdom
Yharim is trying to manipulate you anyways, this doesn't really depend on your lore.
do u guys think Xeroc changed their form or they stayed with human form because they are just chill af like that
I doubt they'd really get a choice.
We don't know what makes gods look how they do.
Ok but i like sending the image
i mean they are a god, surely they can choose an appearence
If we finally fight them and they're still human that'd kinda suck.
Tyrian being dead is in the probably I think.
With control over light xeroc can prob basically just
Illusion
Yeah
Yes, of course, Providence CHOOSES to be made of rocks.
No proof every god can shapeshift
Damn true actually...
Also the design we know of is explicitly pre ascension so it's a pretty safe assumption they're post ascension one is different.
It's the same but he's wearing a wig and fake mustache.
With the fake nose glasses.
peak
Xeroc gets hair
auric dragon of gods has every single godly power that ever will or does exist duhhhhh
we love xeroc in this household
for what reason!!!!
Why are you in my house?
Noxus the bum out of the three apocalyptic goobers
Yeah the theory exists
Noxus is such a bum he's not even a real god.
Noxus never is called a god
Noxus is the Devourer's abusive father and makes him get beer (gods) to fuel his alcoholism.
If crusade and hunt is over tf does Yharim even do anymore,,, exist?
hes dying
Yeah exist depressed in aerie
Mope.
He's too racist to clean that.
clean yharon
king of the junjile
yharim has no relation to the jungle other than being really racist toward the lihzards
Glad to hear that you're Yharim, John VCMM or should I say Yharim.
i am racist towards the l;ihzards ive been given divine information as to why yharim is
Mope around the aerie.
so now i am
id be a bird - a bird dragon hybrid; king of the junjile but still, social, and with it
you'd be a rat
Is yharon trans
No
yes
its in the lore
dont listen to spooky
Transcended lizardanity.
Transgender?
Based on those old tweets, I don't like the chances.
Draedon acknowledges flesh has upsides to machine
There must be some magic that can alter the appearance of a god, right? I'm sure there is!
Do i post silva
Ok
Magic that makes you bigger and magic that makes you smaller, obviously.
Is she a dryad anymore
Yharim liquidated her
Yeah
She's a physical embodiment of Nature.
So as long as nature exists...
Stuck in the abyss, technically still alive but not able to do much outside of influencing the abyss and SS.
cant kill shi
She is
First dryad
Elemental of nature
Goddess of life
She also became a goddess.
No she is elemental and so immortal
Well I was thinking of something a bit more involved
We better get one day Silva subplot of wanting to obliterate Yharim
That's the Braelor and Statis plotline.
Didn't end well.
She is in the abyss currently half liquidated
She's the goddess of life and nature elemental so yeah it's quite hard to kill her.
Goddess of Life part isn't even helpful.
Immortal
alchemy
bout to be goddess of death for Yharim if she even breaks out of there 🙏
[and get put back in]
ever*
life elemental kinda sucks cus it doesn't fit into the four classical elements like the rest
Yeah because Heat is always one of them.
salamanders
Silva is the outcome of the others since the others are needed for life to exist
You would hate the new elemental in the rp
WAIT WAIT HOLD O
NN
it makes sense within jainism's
cosmology
really well actually
problem is though is that cal's elementals function more akin to classical alchemy wherein they are moreso supernatural beings than actual physical objects
shoutout to gnomes
to be fair in silva's case shes more of the entire abyss than
a single being
its a mixed bag
is the new one like thte joe biden elemental
needs more hype moments and aura in here...
Uhhhh
I highly doubt she is rn
But she does open chests
And bless the fish
So maybe thinking to some level
The fish part can be explained by her essence just leaking out
shes more like several things at once
No it is stated to be a blessing.
We dunno how blessings work tbf
Her essence being consumed just makes stuff bigger.
And how do blessings even work in this context
And I think Primordial Wyrm is a bit more than just a bit bigger.
^
Speaking of those two, doesn't Silva want to keep Xeroc away from the terminus if he ever comes back for it or is that just the wyrm being stupid?
We dunno but wyrm is valid reasoning to think they dont want xeroc to terminus
I swear a dev mentioned Silva wanting to guard it when they were talking about Eidolists, alongside the Wyrm only being her second strongest guard.
The wyrm is nearly as strong as yharim so id be surprised if it is only 2nd place
I would assume Braelor but idk how strong he is.
Strong enough to fight Yharim pre-upgrade.
Below yharim when they fought since needed statis to help even if did most work
And exos are equal to yharim from then iirc
So
Likely weaker then jared who is post exos
Exos aren't equal to Yharim.
They're close but still weaker, Yharim is stronger than them and calamitas.
Yharim didnt have exo upgrades back then
yharim has gotten stronger since draedon has seen yharim
And yharim has prob trained
Yeah idk what they were talking about when they said the PW was only the second strongest of Silva's soldiers unless I'm misremembering something I read like an hour or two ago.
Prob are misremembering, i couldnt find anything about that in this channel
I'll go try and find that.
How I see it, Yharim before the upgrades was comparable to Exo Mechs and Calamitas, but odds are out of his favour if he were to fight them (Calamitas' trauma notwithstanding).
With the upgrade the chances of either beating him on their own are near zero.
we have a fairly accurate chart
for how strong the characters are
do we not
its in our doc
Treu
Found it.
So yeah Silva has a stronger asset, either Braelor (which wouldn't make too much sense) or something else not yet revealed.
Or it got retconned idk.
Triangular posting yet again
Obviously number one is Silva herself.
Even tho every god is below scal
Only the ingame ones.
No
All of them.
Xeroc
Calamitas is comparable to Exo Mechs, if not stronger.
Exo Mechs surpass all gods except Xeroc.
Xeroc is the strongest thing in calamity thats the one exception
Xeroc is in-game.
Eh not enough to count imo
The guy throws every boss at you
Silva is Goddess of Life.
Therefore she can give ÜberCharges.
The giant glowing sigil isn't enough for you?
Still point stands silvs is below exos and scal
He doesn't make a major appearance but yeah he's ingame, I meant more as ones that physically appear.
The sigil is technically Xeroc somehow.
And I'd say being the final challenge is pretty major.
Water wraith do you have dementia
Xeroc clearly cares about branding so much they are also the branding.
It's an extension of the self.
sure
Is shakidou gay
tremendous lore value
Even Noxus?
Noxus isn't a god.

Noxus is not a god
But who is it then?
extremely official shape of the heartlands 
Noxus is just a thingamajig
A doohickey
(We dunno what noxus is other then vaguely kinda maybe like signus)
It truly was...a calamity...
I strongly disagree
mog us
So, Calamitas could potentially unite with DoG to kill Yharim?
Or Yharon would’ve split them both so she would be on her own with the Godseeker?
Theoretically but
She would hate dog as well
DoG is considerably weaker but since we don't know the difference it's not unreasonable to think he could make it up.
Because he is prick?
DoG eats people.
DoG is a prick and also like actually evil i think
xeroc :)
Well so do I. That's no reason to hate someone!
Im going to throw you
Btw
Who would win between Yharon and DoG?
I think that they could actually beef up if Yharon noticed how DoG was trying to manipulate Yharim
plout tweest: heartlands smal
just kidding i inverted their positions (big boie being to the east would make heartlands dry as shit)
I imagine yharon
Is more agile, smaller target and has the stat advantage
So yharon most times yharon wins i think
Wait is that the cal c for heartlands
I would say its more of
An eldritch amalgamation akin to lovecraftian beings
no it's just a bay
It kinda makes sense if the theory of dog’s devoured god essence getting teleported to noxus for it to be absorbed is proven
I would imagine that with the varying types of god essence, it just becomes more amalgamated
Hell i might even headcanon that the gods devoured by DOG would be semi conscious being trapped within Noxus’s complex
I just remembered one thought of mine
Do you all remember when the true final route/boss in games was unlocked only in higher difficulties?
Cal wont do that
Bad idea
aeaeaeaeae
Revengeance is the main central difficulty that calamity’s built upon
cal is trying not to lock content behind higher difficulties anyway
^
Thats why i denied it instantly
They have done stuff against that very notion
items is one thing but a whole ass boss fight, let alone Yharim?
I was just wondering how this mechanic could be potentially implemented in Calamity
I was not bringing it up seriously
i think the only way it could be implemented in theory was if you couldn't change difficulties and you chose them on world creation instead
would probably still be able to get around it with other mods but at that point it's no longer in cal's hands
extremely real continent map that definitely doesn't contradict any statements 
horrific large landmass
is this pangrea or the big bang theory
We already did that bit.
i did it better
oh right the continent which literally has nothing
uhhhhhh
i know
pull an americas
yeah sure these are 2 continents now
make a canal
Guys here is my map of the Heartlands. Ilmeran desert is that big bit sticking down, the bear shaped island in the top left is one of Chrysadia's floating islands and the bigger one next to it is the Corruption island.
The island really far away is Evil Hell Continent.
alright here's the map go nuts idk
What's what weird rectangle-looking thing at the bottom right? Doesn't really look like it belongs there 
most of this is corruption smh
Sweden.
Party Girl mentions it.
BOTTOM right
Yeah exactly.
Is that a reference to Karl XII's exile in the Ottoman Empire?
No, no, the rectangle shape invokes a dance floor.
Except wait no, Yharim is just the Calamity version of Carolus Rex (source: it came to me in a dream)
And as we all know Sweden is where all the parties are.
meatbal
what if the calamitous planet was secretly just a giant meatball
Crimson meatballs!
TAYLOR APPARITION hii
True that is a rare taylor appearance
hi
Hope ya been doing well
im sick
Oh
but other than that yea
🫡
waow
nicee
guys if i call signus ceaseless and storm weaver the sentinels is it lore accurate or not?
not technically lore accurate but like people generally call them that because its faster and sounds better than the distortion trio
alright
they aren't really Sentinels of anything they're all independent from eachother but yeah if you want to call them that go ahead
its not lore accurate but dont let that stop you
also like 90% of everybody knows them as the sentinels so its less confusing that way too
How did Xeroc become the way he is? Is it similar to what Yharim almost did?
xeroc consumed zeratros' auric soul, he was the first to become a god
first and second most powerful respectively
So then even if Yharim did what Xeroc did he still wouldnt have been the strongest?
does that mean all of the gods have consumed a dragons soul?
yes
that's why yharim hates them
Getting as strong as Xeroc is would require extraordinary circumstances.
Since the mechanics of ascension, particularly what determines the strength of the god is unknown, there is no way to say for certain if a God-King Yharim could compete with Xeroc, but it is doubtful.
probably also depends on what the domain would become, since it would have been an imperfect ascension
the power of the god depends on how strong the person and dragon were, aswell as domain
what would happen if the player did that to a dragon
You would become a god.
Would the player become as strong as Xeroc tho
no
I thought the player character was special tho, or is it just that the player is but Xeroc is more special
the image...
Xeroc can control the sun, for reference.
the issue is that getting to xeroc's power is pretty unrealistic, unless you use your divine right

my buddy eric did that once
It falls under the same category as a lot of the more powerful beings. Is it possible to reach their level? Yes. Is it feasible? No.
Xeroc is virtually unbeatable unless literally everything at their strongest ganged up on them.
Moon Lord is implicitly a threat that can topple almost anything.
Noxus is strong, but details are unknown.
Yes.
Look at the guy.
He was.
He's still a powerful being.
That's after the lobotomy and bisection.
bruh who was able to even do that to him
Yharim can punch through mountains and has killed hundreds of thousands, and is currently the strongest known mortal.
Basically around three thousand dragons.
never heard of him punching through a mountain
Dev said a few days ago he should be able to do that kinda thing.
Why did he fight 3000 dragons?
He is really strong.
Unknown.
"he is strong" is not evidence for a claim like punching through a mountain
So then what im hearing is Goku beats all of calamity
Gokuversal
Here's part of the claim.
still a bit vague but god damn
Xeroc has had like every single factor in his favour to become strong as hell
wasnt Xeroc a warrior monk or something before he became a god
Was already strong as fuck as a mortal, absorbed the most powerful auric soul, had a "Perfect" ascencion ,trained for god knows how long
He was a monk in service of the auric dragons yeah
Seemingly specifically particularly close to zeratros
What made his ascension so special?
they had the terminus
Isnt that the boss rush thing
Yes.
Why didnt he keep it then, what if someone else uses it
Most gods, when ascended, don't get the same exact domain as the dragon had
That's why it was tossed in the Abyss.
Per example, Providence, despite absorbing the soul of Flame, has the domains of ash
Didn't work, Silva found it.
Slime God is... well, slime, despite absorbing the soul of gluttony
I bet slime god was a chill dude
A "perfect" ascencion is one done through the help of the Terminus, where the domain remains the exact same
thankfully, silva also doesnt want anyone else to use it so she just kept it for herself
i feel like he wouldve been a chill guy
We only know two gods who managed to do so
Those being Xeroc (Primordial Light) and Silva (Life)
she also got a guard dog wyrm!
Nature Elemental.
She became the Goddess of Life.
The only Elemental that doesn't seem to want to tear your face off.
Oh so then shes good
She's blended.
she's comatose
Silva was seemingly a very kind and benevolent goddess from the little we know
SHe's c urrently in a basically comatose-like state at the bottom of the abyss but she'll return eventually since she's functionally immortal
Was the best friend of Wood Man and Shadow Man.
whys she down there
got chopped up by yharim and thrown in
did she get beaten up by someone
Yharim beat her to death and he threw her down there to make her regeneration harder
Yeah, Yharim.
that makes sense
or well, beat her to "death"
So then Yharim hates all the gods
yeah
regarldess of whether they're evil or good, he considers all of them ontologically sinful and deserving of death
Genocide hard.
Because they managed to escape
Slime is surprisingly fast.
Slime God is... well, i mean, yo usee it for yourself in the fight
Literally just
flees
why didnt yharim just read the wiki and craft the slime god summoning item with 50 slime and some evil slime
it's literally made of Slime so it's very good at hiding and running away
slippery bastard, quite literally
Which just shows that gods are ontologically virtuous 
Draedon enabled parental controls.
Providence can genuinely just. teleport
i hope someone knows that gif
it wont work tho
So the basically Yharim is just chilling and is waiting for us to come fight him
cause he failed
Yeah.
Depressed, with only his dragon bro for company, watching you on his rock phone because he's got nothing better to do.
Like say sorry.
dont we kill Yharon tho
Yeah. Jerk.
he's not dead
Whats in the egg
but he's gone for the next decade and yharim will probably die before he comes back
Yharon.
ohhh so Yharon is immortal
Yes.
he just phoenix's himself back
He's the Dragon of Rebirth for a reason.
takes a decade though
So then what if we kill Yharim and then take Yharons soul AND THEN XEROC SUPERBOSS
His literal power is ressurect Auric Dragons. Not all that useful nowadays...
cinema
You don't know how.
couldnt someone teach us tho, like what about Draedon, hes gotta know how
hes a smart guy
Which is just sad, because it would solve that whole "Yharon coming back" problem permanently
The chance of him knowing is fairly decent I think. But if you ascend, no more Auric Dragons, which means he can't study them.
So he won't tell you.
Why cant their be anymore dragons tho?
Because they're dead.
if Yharon is alive couldnt there be more
Not without the Auric Souls.
yeah but Yharon is alive tho, what if he just could take his DNA and create more
ohhh ok that makes sense
Yharon's ability ONLY works on Auric Dragons.
you can't replicate a soul
so then they arent just physical beings, they are also special cause the soul
Even if you cloned Yharon, it's be a normal, everyday dragon.
As Rebirth only revives Auric Dragons, no amount of cloning or necromancy can do a thing about it.
^ It's specifically Auric Dragons that are ontologically sinful. Regular dragons get to be judged as individuals
Since an Auric Dragon requires an Auric Soul.
So then Yharons ability is to revive dragons but he wont revive the other dragons?
No Auric Souls, no Auric Dragons.
he can't
Not won't. Can't.
when an auric soul is consumed, it's gone
Because they don't have an Auric Soul anymore.
is there any god with more than 1 auric soul consumed
the consumption process fuses the two souls and they are inseperable afterwards
so then for eternity Yharon is just gonna die and come back since nobody knows or wants to absorb his soul
I doubt they'd be alive if there are.
Pretty much.
Probably killed at some point for being dangerous.
ravager's body ascended twice but agnus' soul is long gone
not in canon but it has been stated that its possible
NOOOOOOO! Alright, plan B: put an automatic egg-smasher machine in the Dragons' Aerie
If you did three... Then you're basically dead.
I dont get why Yharim would let Yharon die tho if they are best friends, why wouldnt Yharim come down and just kill us before we get strong(unless its apart of the lore that we revive?)
yharon would just revive anyways
Yharon doesn't want Yharim to die.
and its not like we could ascend
because yharim wants us to become a second yharim and also yharon is coming back regardless
So he'd rather risk his life taking you down.
That's why Yharon takes recoil damage. Unlike every other boss, he ONLY wants you dead, and doesn't care about his own wellbeing at all.
Ok so then Yharim wants 2 things since his plan failed. He wants to die in a big final battle but also he wants us to continue doing what he was doing since he cant?
depending on which bosses you killed in your playthrough you might have already been continuing his work
What gods are even alive at this point tho? arent only like 3 of the bosses gods?
hold on i got a thing
then there is silva which someone said is alive at the bottom of the abyss
Xeroc is also out there but hes too strong
Slime God and Providence are the only living gods we see.
there are around 20-30ish gods remaining
not all are bosses or even on the continent
Ravager, Hive Mind and Perforators are varying flavours of dead.
I thought Ravager was a god tho, or is he a special case
And a few dozen alive we don't see.
Zombie.
there isnt a hard number of remaining gods but when generalizing the answer is not many
Are there gods just out in space also
probably not
Even on the very high end I would say less than fifty. A hundred or more would be exceedingly too high.
cause isnt there a ton of stuff going on out in space in calamity
Not really.
There's worms.
:)
How do the aliens play into Calamity then
they exist
They're from a ruined planet.
they certainly do exist
And the worms.
what worms
None others are known.
there are space worms who eat mana and martians that dont have a habital home
Providence tried looking in an alternate future.
deus
Ohhh ok
That one doesn't have Space.
there's more worms from another place but that place isn't space
There are worms everywhere.
if there weren't, it wouldn't be calamity
We're gonna get to the Dragon Aerie and there will be a worm.
but the question is who is the strongest worm in calamity
maybe noxus if he was a worm 
xeroc is a worm trust
my source is that misinformation from a reddit post
he doesnt have the worm vibe to me
if noxus was a worm thatd be lame and also just uninspired
Reddit comments are from an alternate timeline I swear.
noxus will be a hyper worm
my source is 2024 fanart
What if Draedon is secretely a worm and hes playing the long game to kill all non worms
tsuki got the reference
think about it
He might have a worm body.
im not a conspiracy theorist sorry
Not out of the question.
So then the thing in the chair isnt draedons physical body?
so then hes just off chilling somehwere
He doesn't have a true body.
whats next for the calamity world after we defeat Yharim
will there be a huge global celebration
Dreadon IS the program.
no its one of his recon bodies
He's an AI.
draedon is literally a bunch of servers
Lantern Festival.
Worm servers
worm boss alignment chart
devs should make a lantern festival with new, larger lanterns that lasts for several days 
When are we gonna get a calamity conspiracy channel
I think this Draedon worm conspiracy runs deeper than society knows
Noxus is a furry theory had that idea get shut down.
you know how terraria has end credits after moonlord, what if they had like a similar thing after Yharim
calamity mod dot png
It's all the characters dancing.
Isnt everything a furry unless its a ghost or a robot
What.
no
I mean cant furry just mean like animal and all things are animals unless they are ghosts or robots
you are confusing furries and scalies and also no
also skin
I have no clue what that means
pigs arent furries, no fur
no fur, no scales, just dead meat cells stacked on top of eachother
hog.
ye but farm pigs dont have fur
Where do you live to have those!? Narnia!?
hogs arent real yet
no they do
thats what the media wants you to think
They are hairy.
also farm pigs do have fur
also pigs are still placental mammals so
Did you think they were smooth and slippery?
the whole terminology thing is a complete mess of venn diagrams
farm pigs are the pink ones right
its quite short and hard to tell unless up close tho
They can be various colours.
oh i see
stereotypically yes
i always thought they were just pink skinned
It's like saying are farm chickens brown.
with small hairs
So then every calamity boss is one of these 5 things. Furry, Scales, Skin, Robot, or Ghost
its like asking if farm chickens are all white because thats the stereotypical chicken
Well sorry I'm not the chicken expert, that's another guy.
at some point with this terminology messes you loop all the way back to diogenes' plucked chicken
What if Draedon isnt a worm but is a chicken
You mean men?
is there anything in the lore that could show Draedon is a chicken
Brimstone Elemental.
draedon is just a minecraft chicken rng machine
rock
thats a robot basically
the distinction between hair and fur is nothing there is no actual distinction they're the same thing
robots are just electric rocks
Sorry what.
no
What.
as a robot lover we do not claim brimmy
That's what a furry in denial would say.
Robot=Metal=Rocks
Hair is when beautiful elegant intelligent humans have it, fur is when stinky animals have it
basically
See, you get it.
I mean are brains are just organic computers
so sure
metals are like over half of the periodic table
...I really don't think that's right.
antarctica is actually a robot because its solid ice
ice is water tho, that isnt metal
refined rocks liquified into sheets or blocks (with various crystals too) powered by a directed, near unending bolt of lightning channeled through specific portions of metal
god i wish
It's made of Helium and Oxygen, which are elements.
What else is an element? Metal.
which means everything is a robot
but its not alive
Neither is metal.
i think im gonna sell my organs
bobots arent alive
no it very much is
lmao i was about to send this exact image
Robots arent alive in the way we are but they have consciousness(or will one day at least)
oh no you dont get it
Providence convinces people to do what she wants. Cats convince people to do what they want. Therefore, Providence is a cat
lanthanides and actinides are technically metals too iirc
I just discriminate against Robots
what the fuck is yellow
piss
Yellow is a color
lanthanides and actinides
ur piss
technically also metals yea
urpis
so more accurately only about 25 elements arent metals
so ~80% of the periodic table is metals
Ok then if rocks arent electric robots then what about this
Every calamity character falls into 6 types. Robots, Furry, Scale, Skin, Rock, and Ghost
is that everything
Look I had to do physics not chemistry in school you can't blame me for not knowing that.
I'm Scalie
not even chemistry you learn this shit in like your 7th year of school
if u even care
thats like the first thing you learn about chemistry on its own
are there any reptiles with fur
crabulon
When is middle school?
cragbulon
🇵🇱 O kurwa, Prowidencja jest kotka
generally between 6 and 9 years of school iirc
carapace?
Fair enough.
forsaken carapace
whatever the hell this is
isnt that just a section of a shelled animal tho
ohhh bro i remember that from ark
im not positive my school skips out on middle school we just jump from elementary to high school
same
would dragons be mammals or birds, oh but they lay eggs right
So we have 7 types. Skin, Chitin, Ghost, Robot, Rock, Furry, and Scales
or would Dragon be like its whole own thing
i was the first year that skipped middle school in my country funnily enough
that is the 7 types of calamity beings
How on Earth...? Three schools!?
they introduced it when i was in 6th grade
😭 vanillin why call it that
its just a distinction
dragons are like reptiles/birds if they are dinosaurs
My agenda spreads...
dragons in media are usually reptiles
but yknow
fantasy creature
so they can just be whatever

They should be like ducks.
a furry dragon
technically it is 3 schools where im at because there are 2 wings of the building for year 1-7 and then an entire other building for the rest but the distinction is only for 2
true but i was thinking more what dragons are in calamity
yharon is more bird than reptile for instance
didnt some dinosaurs have fur? I think a furry dragon could def exist
It's like, a soul thing or something.
even in colleges the distinction for teaching degrees is an elementary degree and a high school degree
I don't think so... They're not mammals.
That is true
so then dinosaurs only had feathers
fesers
cause they're ancestors of reptiles and birds
but they sometimes just looked like fur
work in progress feathers
So then if you think about it tho we all are distantly related to a Trex
No.
we are tho? they are basically our cousins cause they also came from teh same grandpa
the fish
No amount of dynastic shenanigans will make that work.
the fish who learned how to walk
"the fish who learned how to walk"🖋️ 🔥
uh
dinosaurs are reptiles tho...
I dont care about science, I know in some way I am related to dinosaurs
dinosaurs are pretty far down the reptile family tree...
i should blow up malaysia
true
It would be easier to find a direct descendent to Henry VIII, Julius Caesar and Mansa Musa than prove the genetic link between dinosaurs and humans.
link from zelda
bro but we all came from the same multi celled dude a long time ago
so then we are distantly related to all animals
Noxus is a what
No I'm not joking.
we strayed far from calamity here
Did I stutter?

no this is even more calamitous
it all dates back to the question of what types of living beings exist in calamity
Mammals.
Mammals are furries
✅
Devs have not explicitly confirmed any other species. Therefore they may or may not exist. My logic is infallible.
life is divided between can i see it or no
birds legit exist in terraria
nothing exists until i look at it
thats right garbo
Does xeroc exist
no
Can't prove the birds are birds.
what if Draedon is a worm
i cant see him so no
these are the biggest conspiracies in calamity
yes i met him yesterday, but im blind now
You forgot one.
would Xeroc even have a physical body at this point
probably
for the aura
hes just a guy
It's not like he died of old age and became a ghost or anything.
just a dude
Guys im starting to think calamity is pretty weak
I think Goku would beat all of calamity
Nothing in calamity gets past like planet level goku can punch the universe
powerscalers when anything
there is no way thats true
goku can die of heart virus
doesnt astrum deus create stars
send the disease god at him
Stars in calamity are literally just the fallen stars but in space
Also its eats them
astrum deus eats stars (small objects) in calamity
Invoked Stargod, however...
the starrot is the astral infection right
It does say he births new ones tho
One shudders to imagine what thoughts lie in the twisted mind of that being.
We have no proof a nuclear fusion irl star thing exists in calamity
invoked stargod is MY ancient enemy, no do not ask if im a moth or not
but i guess thats not impressive if theyre small
if like fallen stars are allowed to grow big enough, they start to rot into astra inection
is that righ
Yeah.
How would it create or eat stars when its the size of like
A very long car
wonder whats in mana that makes stars do that
The magic probably.
mana sickness
so then what im hearing is Yamcha beats all of calamity
Mana is like
Particle so
Weird particle stuff idk
Yamcha dies to angry dandelion
Do you think if Calamitas died her body would turn into an Astral Infection?
Or generally any really strong wizard
Yeah because if anyone could end the planet quickly that breaks the plot
yes, calamity isnt a story about glupshito balldragonversal people
What does that mean, why would i want writing when i can have hype moments and aura?
We have cry moments and trauma.
It takes days to weeks for one of the strongest characters (supreme calamitas) to destroy some country sized place (ilmeris)
Is beerus not a furry? He has no fur
skinny
You dont need to end entire universes or planets for aura
so then they get beaten by Yajirobe
Who?
i understand it now
rot discussion
Idk who that is but probably
hes just a random Dragon ball character
Ofcourse the guy is
yajirobe called random in 2025🥀
he is def random, he isnt really important other than in DB and saiyan saga
random is like, Nam
he helps deliver senzu beans even later on, he's even relevant in dbs
By that metric basically every named character in DB is important
He is important but is def still a random guy
hes a super side character
not even just a side character like bulma or tien
anyway yes yajirobe solos calamity because calamity doesn't need ridiculous scaling to work as a story
Infact ridiculous scaling would break the story
Well prob not tbh, if someone in calamity can destroy a planet theyd be able to beat him
like Xeroc or something
but yeah Yajirobe is at least as strong as DB roshi who blew up the moon
xeroc cannot destroy a planet
I mean, Xeroc can probably throw the sun at Terraria.
Or just punch it for a few centuries.
The sun is moon sized so i doubt even if xeroc could throw the sun into the planet somehow that the planet will explode
