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Providence
You think Providence cooked food on her core if she got hungry
Embers mention
Cnidrionы
Cnidriodiodes
nash slon
The swarm.
Considering it's faith, probably good or neutral
Faith is never an inherently bad thing, but it can be twisted and warped by others to make it so
You never know with Calamity
I think they're dead.
Duh
Dude no fucking way
all dragons are dead except for Yharon
Secret Dragon of Being Really Hard to Kill:
Sacrifice is good
Whuh about him I forgot
God of sacrificing himself
Can't wait for them to reveal Dragon of Redactions, who resulted in the God of Censorship.
Insane shi
Ok scp
Super Duper Secret Dragon of Dragons who Only Dies when All Dragons (including Yharon) Perma Die
you'd expect "god of sacrifices" to be a stereotypically evil guy but calamity's GoS was super kind and loving
because sacrifice isn't a inherentlyu bad thing
I hope they don't go for a "religion is bad myeeehhh" angle with dragon of faith
I'm not religious but that'd feel kinda reddit
dogma is right there
I mean, so far Dogma is the real bad one.
And even then stuff like Dogma probably refers more to religious absolutism and disregarding the meaning of beliefs in favour of using it to push your agenda or something.
Wait, this isn't the rougelike server!?
What
What?
???
yeah like dogma is literally the entire concept of religious absolutism and manipulation already why would faith also be that
i think it would be more interesting if the dragon of faith was chill than if both the dragon and dogma were dickheads
Also Faith's meant to be a gift to humanity and a symbol of faith in the dragons. Then the poor chap got murdered, so... uh...
we already have a good few chill/seemingly chill gods who ascended with the souls of chill/seemingly chill dragons and at least one asshole god who ascended with the soul of an asshole dragon
who the fuck is gonna be faithing in the dragons if John Dragon is an asshole that made surface uninhabitable for most of beings
a good dragon resulting in an evil god would be more unique
i mean
we do know of at least one person who served the dragons despite big zee cranking the AC up
i doubt xeroc was the only one
Can still have faith in john dragon despite that idk
is this said in the faq
No.
i dont believe you
It's said in the Dogma section.
plus if the sun has been Like That for thousands of years i don't think it's unreasonable for people to not know the surface could've been habitable the whole time if zeratros just allowed it to be
And probably the Faith section... probably a couple sections if we're being honest.
Correction: It is written in Dogma's section twice.
Im the source finder so ill source it at some point
collect my sources
A good... dragon? Doesn't sound all that plausible tbh
What's the plural of cnidrion.
Cnidria
I'm deleting this entire server.
He is problably just really naive
He do be the yougest auric dragon after all
(Last to get a auric soul)
What is the timeline between the first offshoot to be born (wyrm and OD) to xeroc doing his ascencion?
Forgot
i imagine they will once the rework comes out
yeah they sound very major
(They wont be just text mentions and stuff)
i mean, they are characters you will be able to meet personally
(Even if in a kinda janded state)
we already do in game technically
under the shitstain of fabsolian designed bosses
it is the canonical version rn due to being the only version in game
war god got turned into a fucking meat broccoli
is this even a ngl moment
But yea they wont be a "gets mentioned in a wall of text item" character
yharim really hit those gods with the fabsolian design beam
"hot take, i dont like calamity bosses"
so do we get to, like, talk to them?
cool!
they would be a really good source of information for how the deific era economy was
- a diferent bias and vision from yharim
so what would the context of the fight be then
well it really depends
Its main thing is that its a test, a provation
Since you are beating 2 of yharim main foes, proving yourself, trailing a similar path that yharim once went to rise up to the top ™
Or you are also beating 2 of the most influential gods, proving yourself to be a worthy being to become the god king (possibly)
Etc, up to you
Or you can just be fighting them since evil biome (evil being)
do we ask to be tested or do they just jump us or smth
It wont really be a jump and there will be proper build up to the fight
I mean
(Remember.. the concept of the dogma and war followers you can talk with )
oooohhh
It depends on your definition of what a god of war is
if you imagine them as a commander then yes
they are
if you think they're like kratos then no
they aren't
Cannonically the red brocolli defeated yharon
In my concept for them, they do be more of a strategist tho
oooh lore drop
is that a lore drop?
well at least i didn't know god of war killed yharon
Well captured is the best word for it..
that is in fact a lore drop
personally I've always imagined the current incarnations of the evil 2 bosses to be the god of war and dogma taken to their extremes
eh
the evil red brocoli with ichor
I just count current as "evil beast of crimson, not real"
nobody can oppose the dogma if their forced to become part of a hive mind
evil ingfesting ur brain
yes the evil red brocolli is a representation of war yes
i like to imagine ichor is from wars blood since having your enemy get durably weaker when hitting you would be good for winning wars idk
Purple brain humor buddy
its green humour
Ichor is just god remains ™
purple boc 🥹
Crimson and perforators are not only war god
yeah cool idc headcanon go brrr
and the hive is a massive floating logistics center that sends out swarms of "soldiers" to destroy all they can
never said rest of crimson was war
just ichor
thunder what r u talking abt
with more "soldiers" coming back once the cannon fodder is dead
this
what melon gun said
like ik this is very much headcanon but that's what I thought when I learned the god of dogma was the hive mind and the god of war was the perforators
hope gods of war & dogma have more of the weirdo designs™
Wouldn't it be like coolio if Jared was a descendant of zeratros
Wouldn't that be crazy

Wouldn't that be a awesome plot detail
(Unironically i kinda had a ideia around that for wyrm and OD, the first offshoots, but i got shot down by 10 members of the goverment)
lol
Btw what colors would they be
Zeratros Russian empire
that's a chart of dragon, not gods, get your charts right
Fuck
amateur
We got robbed
why am i like this
Maybe its 4 am effect
also i'm talking designs not color palettes
less otonilou, tyrian and silva. more agnus, providence and slime god
Dogma is very, very human tho
Who's tyrian
human in build but differing in features, or just some dude?
I guess you could say he was a purple guy
🥹
Its almost 5 am and I'm still awake so my brain might be overdone
gn
bye
Build but with some diferent features
But he is still p much a human
What's yharim's birthday
He isnt morphed or made into slime
25 of month 5 of 2025
christmas being canon implies christ being canon
Christmas based around xeroc ascencion
Didn't like only slime god and yharon see it
christmas isnt real cause yharim destroyed it thinking it was tied to a god and not santa
no one was in the room afaik
@wanton pendant lore drop you gotta add it to the doc the mystery is solved
Have you
YES
Really?
dumbass
?
are you blind
fuck yharim nobody gaf bout him
But
I do 
yes
idgaf about that
you dont exist
rude :(
Rude
yharim will rot in hell with his stupid ass dragon
Tyrant when yharim mentioned: 
Tyrant when Xeroc mentioned: 
Yharim is -200 something
yharim ages backwards
Saddam Hussein
No
Ok Mr piss
Cell
no, no, not you incattus
is Yharon canonically a choir kid? 🤔
what
good morning my lorious lagoon monsters
kris pronouns deltarune kris deltarune deltarune kris pronouns they them
What was Providence’s goal?
Kill everyone
Destroy everything.
Oh
yeah that too
Moon Lord.
squid
Omnicide
why would she wanna kill Omni!?!?
Omni is part of everything. And they're not invincible, that's their son.
why does everything have to be so complicated?!
14 billion years ago, the big bang occured.
p
d
b
valid
i wish providence was real (so i could interview her about her. motivation)
Ash
…
i wish providence was real (so i could interview her about what she thinks of pyroclastic flows)
i had a really sick idea for an ending but it goes against established cal canon fuuuccckkkkk
are you gonna say what it is
was gauging interest
so it moreso goes along with the story; after the aerie collapses they get warped to important locations before going back to the aerie
OH you're unwithered bonnie 
their body kinda unfurls as they absorb yharons soul and become the god of rebirth, perpetuating the cycle/era of the gods again
yeah
i change profiles to whatever i think is funny
That would suck for everyone
oh yeah 100%
it's not meant to be a good ending
it's because the character is trapped in the past and is choosing to preserve what little of it that remains instead of just moving on
Just like yharim
Provi kinda ugly
That'd be a pretty cool ending icl
But personally
I'd rather have it end in a happy ending with some sort of message
just my preferences though :p
The base Calamity lore tells a story of tragedy, betrayal, and a bit of manipulation.
I don’t think it needs to end in a happy ending.
Yea
I'd say my idea of an ending but idk how to convey it propely
plus it's probably stupid so
yeah
id beat dogma irl
Whatever you say pal 
dogma a fraud

i think the most likely scenario is the player takes up the proposal of Xeroc — what happens after that is anyone’s guess. probably a battle between the gods or something
i’d like to think the proposal is just Xeroc recruiting the player against Noxus cause they’re the strongest mortal
Calamity isn't meant to be a sad tale where everything sucks and it ends saying Everything Sucks
It's the opposite honestly
hopecore
truth duke
the whole reason scal survives the fight
It about how stuff can get better
is because she believes the world can change for the better
shit sucks but we can bring change and make the future better, avoiding making the same mistakes of the past
it definitely won't have a sad/bad/hopeless ending
at worst
bittersweet
🍈 🔫
Sob
YES THISSS
I'm gonna make the future even worse 
the dragons are all deaqd already you can't double genocide them
But we CAN spread the remains of dead gods all over the place
Making an entire continent presumably uninhabitable
Chiming in with my thoughts
The ending isn't really meant to be "oh the protag is evil and now everything sucks." It's meant to represent how their personal pursuit of power has stripped away their humanity, until none remained—its more focused on the character than the greater story of cal. I want to go with a "the end of an era" vibe with the ending; it ends with her body changing and what happens after is ambiguous and up to the reader
It's a character study in the universe yk
The end is them choosing to be something more than a weapon for once since that's what they're made into as the story progresses, though I don't think they intended to become what they did
I won't deny that it isn't a "good" ending and may feel a bit disrespectful to the universe, but I dunno
I might make two endings since the one I have is a bit more bittersweet, though it's still not a very good ending (the aerie collapses onto the heartlands, signifying the end of the era—yet new life starts to grow, even through the ruins)
Yharim murdering half the world's population to avenge the dragons: 🤓
Me clearing out the other half to avenge the gods: 💪😎
We also have the clentaminator and terraformer in our arsenal cleaning up the remains of dead gods isnt exactly difficult
Blud really becoming Thanos
Well no, (as far as I know) Yharim's crusade wiped out approximately half of the world's population
Which gives me an opportunity to annihilate the other half! 
can we bring yharim to the real world? will be appreciated
...okay?
lore-discussion
Lore-biscussion
✅
Roleplay-discussion
no
how good are calamity characters as actors? yharim is perfect at being a jester
yharim has his charisma stat maxed so he'd probably be pretty good at playing a character
Scal is perfect at being a what?
princess in no distress
probably
draedon is very good at yapping so maybe a narrator
braelor and statis idk
Scal i dont think would be good at acting idk she doesnt give me that vibe
should could act as some useless side character
I do say a crazy scientist
Devourer of Gods is useless as he's terrible at lying and would only play himself.
So basically he's the Rock.
He's just an asshole
true...
they both have the huge egos down too
amidias does singing
and there will be a lot about sso wait
are probably bromance buddies
very tough to figure out silva’s role🤔
I don't think the b there is needed.
hmmm 🤔 yeah they go all-in into romance
Braelor and statis are literally boyfriends
Yharim is.
I dont think either are good at acting
Would prob just try killing everyone
we’ll devolve them to humans(they’d be very difficult to control either way)
I dont think thats stopping fovos from starting shit
possible! but still…
why is yharim the god killer better at the stuff providence wanted to do than providence herself
providence stupid
Yharims ideals are much easier for people to agree with while still causing a lot of harm and yharim himself (and his close allies were) are stronger then providence
providence is busy beefing with redditors online
and hiding from dog (does it still actively trying to catch her?)
Nothing hints at them having that sort of dynamic in new lore
understood
I mean, DoG probably does want to eat her because...
auric soul very yummy
It's not an Auric Soul.
DoG wants to eat her due to being the predator to the gods but not any more then any other god her level i imagine
someone should put dog in custody(no context here whatsoever)
dog dosent have beef with provi in particular but god soul yummy so it'd eat her if he could but shes a bastard and keeps getting away with it]
teleports away and whatevs
do you get any benefits for being one of noxus' goons like dog
Uhhhh
You can nuke a city idk
you can become a snake
a very big and mean snake
Noxus is why worms are so prevalent in calamity
true
you get to drink all the cosmolite you want
and you can live in a world that looks like nilk hallucinations
can providence withstand temperatures equivalent to the sun?
well she is a fire goddess i should ask something else
goddess of profanity
Depends on where
The surface? Yea thats a bit hotter then crags lava
Core? Doubt
Ash
goddess of swear words
does dog have any interest in deities that do not possess an auric soul?
No gods have an auric soul
why didnt dog gobble up profaned guardians like chicken nuggets
damn it keep overlooking that detail
And in calamity if you didnt do the god ascension (which gives you a godly soul) you arent a god
demiur
Stfu
LOL
im knowledge of da lore is rusty asf
couldnt dog just chomp yharon whole and tp him to the distortion where noxus can no diff him and absorb his auric soul
Do not bring the horrors to this land
Maybe
But
Yharon can also like dodge and burn the fucker
ok just do it while yharon is sleeping?
same outcome i presume
Yharim would also kill dog
i dont think yharon has the reaction time to dodge a surprise attack thatd come out of nowhere if dog used his portal tech right after waking up
Also dont think yharon fits in dogs mouth
he is second strongest dragon for a reason
i dont think hes known for his reaction time
🤫 you never know
If dog does jump yharon for the auric soul it would prob be after all the gods are dead
Cause
Doing so is guaranteed death to dog via yharim
ok whats stopping dog from just making a portal to somewhere else like to cv after gobbling up yharon?
Ego
i forgot he'd obviously gloat about his master plan after surprise attacking yharon
A sequel to the Profaned Birb mod where dog turns into a cat 
not a bad scenario actually 🤔
there are six types of souls in calamity
auric souls (the souls possesed by dragons that hold their domains, extractable)
yharic souls (the souls possessed by dragons that hold their actual life essence)
aurical souls (what auric souls turn into after being consumed by gods)
mortal souls (e.g. souls of fright or might)
world souls (the soul of a planet that fractures into auric souls)
soul of the tyrant (definitely still a required crafting material for soul of eternity)
don't disagree with me i know i'm right
This fees like a shit post but also like not at the same time
Hmmmmm, I feel like that should be switched around
indonesia
monaco
upper austria
@cosmic zenith got a moment for a illmeris question?
Sure
did illmeris and chrysadia exist at the same time?
battle against a true tyrian
I doubt it since fovos happened to chrysadia and ilmeris is founded by gods
The better question would be had the Ilmeran sea been inhabited by the Ilmerians.
if you mean the states, then theres a decent chance of no
if its like the people, pretty likely impo
I'd say the chance is low since Ilmeris was founded by gods.
chrysadia being destroyed =/= all chrysadians are dead
I have a question
Who exactly is Xeroc is he just the boss rush dude?
xeroc is the first person to consume an auric soul and become a god
So was he just a mortal before that?
yeah
Cool
Nope
#spoilers message moment
there are 7 types of souls actually
forgot about souls of flight
they are their own category entirely
they don't count as mortal souls because no mortal can fly (except wyverns and worm bosses)
if anyone else can fly it's because they absorbed a soul of flight at some point
ok ty
Np!
that's like 20% of all famous actors
truth nuke
That sounds so stupid
Oh wait it's a joke
So why the heck does darksun fragment, nightmare fuel and endothermic energy or whatever it's called is obtainable post dog?
i like nightmare fuel item's name
they should call a flamethrower that after the fragments get removed
true
turn it into a stronger gel ammo type
What are the limitations on Scal's necromancy?
Could theoratically revive an auric dragon?
I'm not sure how her necromancy works
to an extent
she could definitely have an auric dragons corpse walking around
but as is the case with necromancy across most mediums
even the best necromancers cant actually bring someone back once they've died
I see
it's shame cuz I'd like to see Vetrasyl alive and well

Also
how much of the power they had in their past gets kept after being revived?
exclusively physical power afaik
if a wizard is jacked and then dies, usually when resurrected they wont be used as a wizard
magical affinity is still there but the necromancer would have to go out of their way to empower the resurrected mage so they could do magic again
to expand on what john said, the soul is lost on death, so necromancy can't truly bring back a person, only make a new sort of life from a body
How does Ravager work then?
Wdym
She can re animate the bones but nonmemories or soul will exist
The Ravager is the re-combined soul & re-animated body of the God Of Sacrfices, with a bunch of regular human souls being whats holding it together
Given that God Souls collapse into essence upon said Gods death, the split is probably 40% Agnus soul & 60% Cultist souls by mass
Zombie with the power of a god basically
Would someone attuned to a god (or a god straight up) be attuned to Auric or would they get flung because its not true or proper or wt
v
Attuning to a god wouldnt let you touch auric and neither would being a god afaik
Nah auric doesn't vibe with gods (at least, any god we have seen so far)
ok so braelor would have an issue with it
correct
Yeah he can't wield it
writing a spar scene between him and an auric user so i assume hed get flung
Yeah
Braelor i think just
Overpowered it anyways while fighting yharim
Still gotta take hits from yharim and i doubt he would do so good if he got knocked back 30 miles every time
fair
i imagine it'd still hurt/surprise him (esp after being trapped in the time chamber) but prob not fling as hard
And wood insulates electricity iirc
Tennis match
Sob
Braelor is the ball
Could I theoratically take back Vetrasyl soul from the god who took it, or died with it and insert it into the reanimated corpse of the dragon? What would it do?
No you cant get a dragon back from the gods essence, otherwise yharim would have brought them back
Just like you cannot unbake a cake, you cannot unascend a soul
They're forever united as far as we know
1: when someone consumes an auric soul, it permanently merges with their original soul to make an entirely new one
2: god souls are so unstable they dissipate almost immediately after the god dies, just leaving behind their essence
and otonilou (who consumed vetrasyl's soul) is very extremely dead
God souls are like
Monster undertale
true
Yikes

This makes me feel
not cool
🙁
Either way
at the very very very least it is possible to bring back the corpses of dragons
but as Scal showcased
it is not the best feeling
So we have established that it is not possible to put in an auric soul
but what about mortal souls?
Whaaaat would that do?
Put in mortal souls to what
The revived corpses
Zombie
Necromancy in calamity sucks
The zombie enemy

That sort of thing
Oh
Mindless murder corpse
Yea we don't want that
Might aswell just have the corpse be a servant than a zombie
being a zombie isn't very cool I'd imagine
Yeah
Atleast you can make your revived creatures look cool as fuck
I mean look at Scal's brothers
Tru
Yea it kinda does
Like
please bro let me revive Vetrasyl and not have him be a mindless corpse or zombie
victor
Please just let me see the goober alive and well 
Yes?
what if i add a y to the end of ur name
Sorry but that's not really possible in canon
Otherwise Yharon and/or yharim would have done it
Yeah fair enough
And they def didnt lack the resources
She doesn't die
but what exactly does that entail?
Probably nature control or some lame ass nerd shit like that
She seems to be able to control plants and life in general enough to make an axe so good that Draedon imitated her process to make Thanatos'
Oh
damn nevermind that'$ cool as fuck
Are you a nerd
Seemingly she has crazy support abilities since braelor and the primordial wyrm are both blessed by her
And both of those could put a pretty good fight to yharim
Braelor will be cursing Silva in 5000 years when everyone he ever knew will die
Damn maybe just bless statis
Shiii
That's crazy
Silva is like the third strongest god we know of
Well
we don't know a whole lot of gods and what they do
as far as I know atleast?
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
yeah
Idk
Xeroc - primordial light
Shakidou - emptiness
Silva - life
Ravager/agnus - blood/sacrifice
providence - ash
Tyrian - seas
Otonilou - electricity
Slime god - its obvious
Thats all i think?
Yea so there isn't a whole lot to compare but it's still crazy to see Silva as no. 3
I like to see that Life is actually really strong compared to other gods
Yuh
Hmmm
Imagine a blessed by Silva
Dragonfolly
Wait wait wait wait
Could she in theory bless an auric dragon
well
Would explain why the boss is post moonlord for some reason
-# getting shot down to pre hardmode in the future
If the dragons alive yeah
Yharon
Tru
never ask a dragon supremacist who he was blessed by
🔥 ✌️
Silva is actually op
I mean
any creature that's an animal
she can bless
and make that creature
absolutely crazy strong
Immortal due to elemental and strong support from life goddess
Yeah
Actually just imagine Yharon blessed by Silva real quick— even if it won't happen, just think about ehat it would do
An already unkillable unless consumed dragon
gets a crazy fucking buff

Yharim blessed by silva
It'd be so over for us
But that would never ever happen
I mean Yharim tried to kill Silva
Neither would it for yharon
Yeah
Unless she'd go insane or something
Hey yk what would be really cool
If she blessed us mid Yharim fight or sum to help us fight him
I mean it would kinda make sense righr?
Sadly she looks like this in the abyss rn
I mean
She would have to get to the aerie somehow
maybe we'll be able to free her somehow
Doubt we will be able to do that in game but maybe
-# and getting to aerie still a trouble
she's a bag of sludge
i don't think we can do anything about that
Wait is this in the game rn cause beside xeroc silva and the bosses i cant seem to find other's name
Xeroc, Silva , providence , slime god, ravager are in game
Otonilou iirc is mentioned in one or a few tooltips/descriptions
Tyrian and Shakidou iirc are not even mentioned as of now
Not all of em are in game
But all of em are public
otonilou is mentioned in one amidias dialogue and one bestiary entry
there's also the god of war and god of dogma that aren't mentioned
but are technically in the game
as the dominant consciousness in the perforator hive and hive mind respectively
(they're made of dead gods)
When was this released?
You'll never know
A lot of things are possible in calamity 
With the power of friendship (Calamitas and Permafrost), we will free Silva
Can my internet stop being shit
You're too smelly it fucking dies being close to you
I had a shower last night fym
Mods, invert kiriwhites ankles
Some time ago
@sinful adder
I want to see Dragon of death's concept art bro
Or Vetrsayl's finished one

Dont think it has one rn
Sadly
yea ik
that's why I'm saying I want to see it
I just wanna commission a plushie of the auric dragons already
but I can't really do it if their concept arts are wip

Cool. Different than the previous one. More naked.
Post ascension silva
And what can you do with that essence?
Make armour out of it (demonite/crimtane/hallowed armour and uelibloom)
Is he cooler than avatar of emptiness
Idk i havent seen much about wotg
Who is he in this situation
A comparison ig???
Who else from this entire list is related to emptiness
Oh
Well we don't know much about the fucker
Silva
Second strongest god
Andp
Thats about it
Who is the strongest?
Xeroc the god of the literal sun
Unmatched power of the sun is unmatched
How the hell are we supposed to beat him then 
Like what sort of gear
can help us
As if we already don't have reality cutting scissors
well
atleast in the tooltip
am i allowed to powerscale yharim or will i be stoned for the thought
Reality cutting scissors vs the fucking sun
-# also tooltips are dubious due to exageration
as in “yharim would get folded by yharon”
thing is
You're allowed to do so but we already have a rough power level I believe
we don't really know what to go off of any more
Yharim prob wouldnt
Atleast I don't
This is just wrong , if they both were fighting each other at full power
The writers aim for city level
really? i woulda thought that if yharon were pitted against yharim, yharim would’ve been crushed
Often overexxageration and so they dubious at best
Yharims post scal
just like everything: dubious at best
The writers aim for city level for like yharim to dog level characters iirc
No Yharim is strong as balls, and stronger than anyone we've faced so far
are we judging based on boss progression, bc yharons technically post pillars
no he's not
Intended boss progression is accurate to their lore strength
More or less
intended yharon progression being post dog
doesnt he need effulgent, which needs solar frags
What about prime ml though?
He doesn't seem very city-levelish to me
sounds about right yes
or am i unc again and remembering bad calamity
doesn't make him a post pillars fight though
thats technically post pillars, presuming someone is god at dodging
Prime ML (Fovos) is stronger than Yharim
He's about Xeroc/Noxus level iirc
City level means one shot a city and yeah prime ml prob where they aim for past that
Between noxus and xeroc
like the most “eeeeerm actually” of you can fight this boss
bosses aren't ordered in terms of when you Can fight them they're ordered in terms of when you Should
^
but presuming a person can kill ml with a lawnmower given enough time and game manipulation
and if we're basing powerscaling off of progression the Should is what actually matters
(i made a big fat material list a while back that shows the requirements to summon draedon and scal, for minboss)
Consider this:
Most boss summon items aren't canon so it doesn't matter if you CAN do so post pillars in game, he's at post DOG in strength
this checks
this also checks
Why would yhim send yhon so late? Did he want the enemy to ascend beyond his control?
still, i like to think yharim very feeble and old
Yharon came by himself p sure
he wasn't sent at all
i know he isnt but i brings reassurance
So why didn't he kill you after ml
yharon did that all on his own because he didn't want his only friend to die
Prolly didn't think of us as a real threat yet by then
I think?
so he goes after you hoping he can take you out before you can reach yharim
Unsure
Providence?
me holding up an egg with hydrothermic armor (i will be scorned in draconic flame)
Come on you'd think he'd kill you after providence
He might've been trying to find you by then
Maybe he's just an expert procrastinator
It's not like he can detect everyone and anyone
Yharim has direct access to your mind
Or did yharon just leave without asking yharim anything
They did say goodbye to each other
Yharon may just not know where you are and so just
Hunts after ml but doesnt find you till whenever you fight
Yeah but Yharim didn't really have to tell Yharon about the terrarian
who’d win: john calamity or one single green slime
This p sure
Green slime (satanist)
Very sad
Yharim would probay stop Yharon from going
New headcanon: yharon fucking sucks at finding shit
Not really when you know what Yharon did
but yes it is supposed to be a tragic tale
Yharim was such a liar he didn't even tell his bestie about this cool new plaything
And Yharim
i'd wager a guess beating DoG is the tipping point where yharon goes "ah fuck yharim isn't surviving this one is he"
“… dude i just realized, the terrarians gonna be here soonish. i gotta go kick their ass. be right back.”
Ig it makes sense
Dog is the first time you directly attacked one of Yharim's past alliss
So maybe that made him think not the fact you became so strong
yharon pulling a quick one on the player and attacking once yharim gets low
i should start asking base calamity chat on what gear to use for yharim and act like the fights being difficult
that's gonna be pretty difficult considering he's still gonna be stuck in the respawn queue for another decade by the time you fight yharim
how does bro get back when i use the egg again
Yharim eating Yharon's soul, invalidating his entire purpose in life just to prolong the fight for 2 seconds 
Refights not being canon
he’s a phoenix
he just
gets back up
me waiting a decade b4 fighting to make it more difficult
free loot :)
Yeah but no more yhim drops
his treasure bags gonna be right there wdym
Imagine pulling The End from MGS and just waiting till Yharim dies of old age 
No he despawns
When a boss despawns they don't drop bag
he died
New Yharim fight idea: when he's picking up his sword he gets a back ache because he's old and can't fight
plus slime god despawns the paladins quite often and it still bags
YES
he's old!
yharim is so strong because he's an old man
Yharim has a heart attack at 24% hp and the fight ends there
the old man is strong because he’s gerson*
their age is not the empowering, its simply the association
nop
Ok who's the lesbian Yharim is training
me
I'd say Calamitas but she's ace
ssssccaaaaallllll…..??
okay not her uhhh
Robots don't count garbo
the terrarian?!
WAIT IT'S LEA
click the libk
"Its you!"
LEA
my eyes hurt
yharim will train lea...
LEA CHANNEL
no
Lea is canon to calamity
Molly????
Can't wait for Léaland canon in calamity
QUICK LOREHEADS: WHOS CANONICALLY LESBIAN AND COULDVE BEEN TRAINED BY YHARIM
THE MIMIC FROM SECRET OF THE MIMIC
THATS INE
Lore chatters seeing this chat devolve into lore rot the 500th time this week
The only lesbian in calamity so far is providence I think
Or one of the guards
Yeah
She’s what
Is that actually confirmed?
Yeah iirc lesbian polycule providence is considered canon
Yes
But its known
Kinda based
ye
Braelor and statis are gay
never….
Braelor and statis being boyfriends
Yeah I knew that alr
Slime god is gender fluid
The player character is gay (because it's you)
Bandit is they the m
never and a lot of periods
Would the mimic from fnaf secret of the mimic beat yharim
Gender change potion
Do y'all think you can use gender potions to skip periods
would jesus christ cross up the canonical devil from calsmity like he did to the Actual Devil in 24 AD
Idk man ask a woman
What would happen if you got pregnant and changed gender afterwards
Would you explode?
dionsyus situstion
look up how he was born
what canonical devil
❓
Red devils
oh yeah
I mean zeus is just freaky like that
idk theres likely a The Devil from The Bible equivalent
Signus
uh yeah jesus would fuck those guys up
Noxus
fraudnus
we gotta have “Ruler of all of Owie Zowie” somewhere
Jesus H. Christ doing this to noxus
or signus, or really whoever its really damn funny anyhow
Nope we don't
how
By "owie zowie" I assume you mean evil
we dont have a guy who commands the realm of suffering ANYWHERE in the game ABOUT suffering
i mean. clamity's story is kind of about not blaming everything on one side
having one big bad that did everything bad and should die goes against that
Why isn't calamitas rapidly violently exploding into pieces
Auric rejection
Oh wait misread
see thats yharaud
i need Jesus Christ to cross up yharim
Um built different
Xeroc vs yharim is the closest you're gonna get
what about a guy who is in charge of handling all the dead people, individually from who killed them
like charon
We have immaculate artists in this community, don’t we?
So the entity that did that died
Commission one then
im broke :(
Same
also idk whod draw the best “Jesus the Christ folding Yharim’s ankles and balling over his ancient ass”
jesus vs yharim would just be that one mural of thanos
dude if i could you’d see my work next to Doom
my RIDICULOUS hands and my lack of motivation (audhd :))))))))))) ) balls and chains me
Goes hard
idk
Get a job then
I got one and now I can commission whatever I want

what?

Maybe.
Are creatures from the distortion the only ones capable of bridging the gap between worlds?
Do you have to use one of their portals like ceaseless to go there?
As far as we know, only DoG can cross over at will
Signus too
hey
We don't know if anything from Terraria can create portals to the Distortion.
how are you doing today
Fine.
How would you even come back from the distortion
Make a deal with Signus.
Draedon went there and mined cosmolite
Why he blue
He went through the front door (Ceaseless Void).
And how do you find it in the distortion
Either that or DoG opened a portal.
Or does it just sit there
Probably in lakes.

ye
