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But also what is the average lifespan for every single one of these figures
i mean necrotic induced insanity's probubly nothing a good therapist and a gameplan can't fix over the span of a decade i bet @u@
Yeah, 'cause she'd be dead.
Fucking wifi
I assume most humans have
a similar lifespan to just irl
Yharim has lived longer then normal and is 130ish so i imagine average to irl
80-100 give or take
and yeah
yharim has a higher lifespan than average humans and hes 130 so
seems likely its not far off irl
for other species we dunno tho
Permafrost is like 400.
dryads clearly can be really old
yea like the lore figures have unreal lifespans because they're a bunch of magic old men. Cal's a little more ambiguous cus she's like still in her quarter-life crisis
Permafrost is 400ish but he extended his life through magic
28 and her life's been ruined like twice.
A very specific brand of magic that iirc he himself developed
Cal's just a human so i think she has pretty long to live on still
girl needs therapy ;0;
You think?
I would
I want the mod's epilouge to confirm she gets a good therapist >u>;
even if we account for the possibility of brimstone magic lowering her lifespan which i can kind of see
Barkeep.
Sadly terrarian makes the future hard to do
If Permafrost taught her the life extension magic would she use it?
Wdym hard to do
Your mom
i'll give you that, if you're a resiliant enough soul a strong drink and an experienced bartender can be a therapy alternative, but it risks alcoholisim and also the bartender might start adding clinical fees to your tab >u>
OHH
I Just got it nvm
Your mom
Extending your life with permafrost's weird cryogenics is actually much more plausible id say but im not sure if cal woulod go through with it if permafrost taught her
Oh mein gott I got it
AHHHHHH AAAAAHHHHH AAAAAHHHH
I use my cheat permission slip from nameless diety to both canonize and grant calamitas an experienced therapist
The Guide.
the deed is done š
I untherapist her
Yay
FUCKED UP ;0;
Even then isnāt there always an average to what we do in terraria?
An estimate terrarian lore call it?
Kill Yharim and all mandatory bosses.
ttrpg rules baby! that's up to you :D
your restrictions are you're here for a reason and you canonically win each fight
What about the npcs too?
what in regards to them
also meta/game logic like respawns or grinding a boss for loot are not canon
killing them..? i mean yeah you can if you want to
You don't need a reason.
I know those arenāt mandatory but also Iām pretty sure everyone has built a town
You don't have to.
i mean yeah you can build a town if you want to
I said it wasnāt mandatory
i mean you don't but it's fun to imagine why your goober's there in the first place
if you do build a town you can make up a reason for why you did so if you want
No I mean like
For example: You're a landlord.
Maybe your character is just a greedy landlord or maybe they're actively building houses for people in a attempt to revitalize the heartlands and give a home for the survivors of the crusade on it
This isnāt any backstory thing Iām talking about I mean like wouldnāt it just be the average that we built a town no matter what
p
No matter the reason
I made up a faction of the Wulfram resistance who got disallusioned with the war effort and fled the continent to establish a port town. come the mods events. it's sent out an expidition to reclaim and salvage the bots still roaming the area now that some of the heat's died down.
Even if some of us didnāt
i mean yeah i guess
but if we're going for "average" here
most players build wooden boxes
so like
Yeah obviously
point is idk why this matters lul
i do not have a lore reason for them or why they're there, but i also like hollowing out and renovating the big trees that spawn into a town :D
what the community at large does shouldn't really matter that much specially when most people aren't that invested on the lore and are just here for the funny boss killing
Idk brah I think it could be possible for calamitas to get a therapist but theyād both be living in shitty boxes
You can just make up any sort of reasonings for the things you do yourself, if you'd like to
But also thatās up to me so whatevs
well who's fault is that then? >:U
Her situation is pretty like Unique and also i think she can't really
Not mine
I donāt build shitty boxes
Go to a therapist given she's fucking Calamitas
give ya NPCs a home! building's like half the fun of terraria
true!
My houses have a pristine sludgeous quality
Do you think she gets a veteran discount?
I am half decent at building
I don't think a therapist would be of much help for her
But like as it stands she's like. fine. relatively speaking
She has trauma and angst yeah but she's livin
i mean her situation's unorthadox but i'm sure someone trained in PTSD symptoms and grooming victims might be able to help her with some of that trauma
The best treatment to the stuff she's gone through is really just time, self-reflection and being able to have people around her
Someone mentioned a therapist and if thatās possible in epilogue so thatās why I discussed it
and she's already had 2/3 of those things
Like i think Calamitas is in a state where she's pretty well adjusted to her past by now
bye! nice talking to you :D
I think she used to have issues with anger, I mean she did nuke Italy.
Is it traumatic? Yeah, absolutely. Does she still have angst and guilt about it? Of course, she always will to some extent
But she's not letting it dictate her life and all things considered she's doing pretty Fine
The big thing i can think of is that she probably gets pretty lonely given she dosen't have many friends or a place to really call a home since she seems to live in the wilderness and be mostly a hermit
And that is something that can get remedied by having her reunite with Permafrost adn potentially find connections with people that actually accept her with the Terrarian showing up
I like giving her a room with Permafrost. might as well try to chill out with your ice wizard dad
who better to?
All the power in the world... and she still has no friends.
DAMN
She has a leather ball she drew a face on.
I can see her having a pet
Would be a nice form of company given actually having any long-term friends for the time being is out of question (Atleast until the events of the game)
I do think she meets people when she like goes through towns and stuff to buy supplies and wahtnot
Is Calamitas a cat or dog person or a secret third thing?
I just don't think she has any real long term friends
one day walkin through the jungle she accidentally befriended a random dragonfolly that just follows her around now
At one point she met a guy named William Afton who was into necromancy.
PAUSE
I like that headcanon
it's name is Burt because Calamitas is almost as bad at naming things as she is at making friends
is there like a design philosophy about what an Azafurian looks like outside calamitas?
like do they all have grey skin and white hair like trolls in homestuck or can those vary from person to person?
i bring up trolls because they're the strongest example of a fantasy race with homogionized hair and skin colors across the species i can think of x-x
i guess i'm asking if we've got anything else to go off of other than they have grey skin and horns? >_>;
The grey skin can have various shades and stuff
Also I don't think they're locked to white hair
It's probably just really common in certain places in the underworld
We don't really have much to go off of, considering we know four, and two are dead so we only see their reanimated corpses, and the remaining two are the same person.
the guide is azafurian
True
is he now?
Yea it's real pretty sure
thank you for this info :D
trying to come up with a hair color that's not black for a character to dodge the homestuck allegations >_>;
Make it red
He's from Azafurian but he isn't the race from there.
Red hair beloved
pluh
like ginger or redder?
Same with Tax Collector and I think Demolitionist.
Love red hair
like teto
Do we know the cultural inspirations/influences behind azafur's lore btw?
stip talked about it some with the hadean wilds i think
Azafure's named after the Spanish word for sulphur and is likely inspired by Spain.
spain is hell
Guys, may I know how Leviathan originated in the story
It is either the last of its kind or a construct made by Anahita.
Like Leviathan just kinda appeared in the story tho
So is it like a fish? A spawn? Or what?
beeeeg fish friend
Like I said, it's either a big, near extinct fish, or it's made by Anahita.
Is ir still kinda the same like the old lore?
No.
Boiling you.
yay!
i like the last of her kind theory
It's not my fault my hands are too big for this puny keyboard.
give me tragic fish yuri
Which one?
maybe eat a salad idk
That won't make my hands smaller.
probably will
of the leviathan theorieswater pproposed
Is it talking about the one where Leviathan grew so big because like eating too much while Anahita escaped the elementals?
That's retconned.
it means to retroactivly rewrite a previously canon story element
awesome
(I mean, technically it should be ret'con, but that looks stupid.)
What Is retcon?
Retroactive Continuity.
you change something after it happened to fit the narrative better
i do this a lot cause i am the dungeon master
Aah so like not totally fitted yet?
What?
thank you for your service o7
being trans is so good for dming
p
i can female and male voicee
helll yea >:D
ii don't dm cus my learning disability unfortunately extends to tabletop games and not just accademic stuff ;0;
it looks like a lot of fun, and i've been told i have many a silly voice to lend to a party but my brain encounters numbers and turn orders and that's where the problems start x-x
it's a lot to keep track of for me >m<
luckily a lot of my friends are transfem tabletop nerds so i'm never not able to keep up as a player thanks to their help :D
Lancer's complicated but also really really cool ^u^
i love both playing and dming
Wait what are you guys talking about i thought dming meant direct messaging in this convo
Dungeon Mastering.
They're talking about Tabletop RPGs.
Ah
imagine how silly a terraria tabletop rpg could be >u>
theres a difference between azafurian the nationality and the race
Exactly.
i somehow did not consider this and thought he got a tan and shaved his horns down >u>;
lmao
guh
Is it just me or has there been a lot of bots recently
Specifically today
Thereās been like four when Iāve been here
And we were going so long without any. Maybe it's migration season.
I mean it is nearly October
But wouldnāt it be a little late?
Iāve heard bots enjoy warmth
I think most people enjoy warmth, not just boys.
You werenāt most of them just never reached the public channels
Poaching has been cutting down the population, tragic.
Is it reallt poaching if it's blocking an invasive species
It's part of the ecosystem.
p
but invasive species are bad for the ecosystem
Theory: we haven't gotten any spoilers in a while because the entire dev team is playing silksong
i need da dlc
youāre going to complete it in one hour anyway
While it may not be the full reason why we haven't gotten many concrete spoilers, yes, the development of the update IS being delayed by silksong
And it's not even a theory
silksong meteor crashed directly into calamity hq
Old Duke is getting turned into Older Duke.
He just flops on the ground out of that fart whirlwind already dead
Wawa
Lea when
will there be a channel along with lea
Tomorrow.
@cosmic zenith hey you got a moment for a question?
Sure
have you designed any of the other sin dragons?
among us 2
Thank you incattus
Not yet
would yharim become the God of not dying if he absorbed yharon's soul
Probably depends on how well done the ascension is
Medium rare.
Im of thr opinion yharim would get the domain of eternity
that's a yharim god of rebirth scenario
If Calamitas did it, would she become the Goddess of Necromancy?
Dont think her necromancy defines her character much so prob not
Yharim IMO would become the god of resurrection
Which is similar to rebirth, but also a bit different. Not TOO different but not the same either
They hated me for saying that.
so like rebirth but better
What
Would the difference be
Rebirth is just resurection but you get set to baby so??
same them
Yeah that's why I'm saying it's rebirth but better
Hmm, IMO the difference is that resurrection is more like, the same body but healed while rebirth is just the same soul, but new body and everything
Probably don't have to wait 10 years
Well not necessarily, what if you DON'T have access to the old body
so its just rebirth but no age reset
Good luck resurrecting without it
You still have the godly soul just a new shell
But you'd need the body to resurrect
Basically no downsides
Nah that's rebirth
What
Resurection wouldnt keep the soul?
Then how would that be the same person
Then it's useless
It's more like, resurrection ties back the soul to the same body, just healed
While rebirth would be the same soul but a new body
So like rebirth but no age reset
But you'd need the body for it to work
After rebirth it's still your individual body just renewed
I think eternity works better for yharim since the godking plan was likely to try and rule for an eternity
Yharon burns his body to ash on death against us no?
So it's useless if you got shot in the head and they pierced through the brain?
I said it'd still heal it
Can you heal from a pile of blood
-# and then it lacks the potency to actually last forever and so dragon situation repeats with noxus or xeroc fucking them up
But if, for example, you didn't have access to the body, or only had access to a small part, it wouldn't really work
See I feel like that's pretty unsatisfying
The god of "eternity but not really eternity it's just a long time"
Define eternity
I think it fits with how the dragons thought themself eternal yet they werent
History repeating itself with gods instead of dragons
And theres no way godking yharim has s chance against xeroc lmao
If yharim became a god I think in my humble opinion he should respawn immediately upon death like Connor from the confinement if y'all watched that
Why not have him become the god of cycles then
It's still tied to rebirth (considering the very strained connection between death and sacrifice that happened in the change of domain from the dragon of death and agnus, it's not outside of the realm of possibility)
And it'd still be repeating history
Oh true good point
If Calamitas wouldn't be necromancy if she absorbed Yharon's soul, what do you think she'd be?
Prob some other random related domain to rebirth
she is just a person ye
isnt an abomination or something, in my planned design initially in the first phase she do wear clothes that give her a more demonic appearance though
Same
mutant juice
anyone have ideas for the distortion since im getting to that point and i need to plan around it since being a purple abyss is prob lame
the idea i had is that it's another world/planet/dimension overtaken by an infection like thing (inspired from the rot rw) and because of it everything's all fucky (gravity is weird; liquid can flow upwards, there's floating chunks of building, etc) and noxus hangs from the sky like a bat hanging from the ceiling
the distortion wont be an empty purple abyss
i mean from what i've gathered the entire thing is alive and a hide mind controlled by noxurble
also there is cosmolight everywhere so
not the entire thing
the majority
im aware, that was my old concept
just a large amount, but not all, of the animals
the distortion should be shaped like the wotg noxus sprite
i had the idea for cosmilite to be both the main liquid and growing on trees like bark (sort of like armor plates)
i mean cosmilite will be a liquid
my best advice is try to think of it as an alien planet
it would have its own biomes
like how earth has rainforests and sandy deserts and freezing taigas
you remember the name of the alien planet in the avatar movies?
yea totally
fake fan korra was the next avatar after aang
Pokemon distortion world
That's how I imagine it
A mix of the movie version and the game version
i imagine the distortion as a very funky psychedelic place
lots of colors, very vibrant
floating rock islands on a void is the most boring possinble path to take with it and i dont think literally any of the devs want it to be that
tunicates
I want the distortion to be exactly terraria's terrain except the solid and empty spaces are inverted
Except I guess that would just be floating rock islands in a void, but with a ceiling and floor at the top and almost bottom of the world
So I don't actually want that
shes true
just have funky alien biomes that cannot exist on earth
an floating spiral ocean whereas the center of the spiral is the "deep sea", a upside down jungle where the "trees" grow from the sky, cold deserts made entirely of frozen cosmilite, just throwing out ideas here
just the general vibe i think, funky alien place with funky biomes that are still "natural" parts of the distortion but are things that just could never exist on earth
the distortion imo is a great gateaway into exploring some truly bizzare alien nature concepts, even if its not exactly "alien" as much as its another dimension
The type of stuff you'd see on wayne barlowe's Expedition but even funkier
One of the biomes on that is a gigantic sea that's not actually made of water but instead is a single giant amoeba
that type of stuff
There's so much interesting you can do with ecosystems on a place that dosen't follow the laws of earth
how much do you type
Its the autism channel what did yoh expect
alot when i feel like it
do you think the illmerians played instruments, and like what kind
what instruments would work underwater
I imagine so but idk what would work underwater
I feel like they def mustve had something like that but yeah unsure of what would work underwater
Sound frequencies still spread underwater, you just can't really haer em, so maybe they had tools specifically designed to work off that
Alternatively they could've also just played on the many pockets of land in illmeris
Man i can't wait to learn more about illmerian culture
love that sort of worldbuilding
maybe the had ears evolved to hear underwater way better than us land dwellers
would that mean they'd have like really sensitive ears above water
it's very funny to imagine them not having normal music, going to the surface, hearing a choir sing or something and going "what the FUCK is that"
the horrors of country music hit the ears of the innocent fish person
thinking about illmeran cuisine and how it'd probably be some of my favorite stuff ever
i love seafood
and it'd be like
basically mostly just seafood
if they'd want to play like percussion instruments underwater, theyd have to be like kinda strong right? to generate enough force to hit something hard underwater
cuz water is harder to move through than air
i was thinking more in the direction of church music but an ilmerian breaking down over hearing country roads is also a really funny mental image
what do you think of ilmerans illegal seafood
cannabilamism is probaly illegal there
I imagine their diet would not only include a variety of fish, crustaceans and mollusks obviously but i also think they'd definitely have farm for underwater crops like diff types of seaweed or algae aswell as using the pockets of air to cultivate some more inland crops near water
How would an illmerian taste come to think of it? more fish like?
or more mammal meat? probably not that
cuz like they loook kinda like humans
ok ive been workshopping my trump mannerisms all day
but I bet they dont have the same biology as us when it comes to what their muscles are amde of
this bits gonna go crazy
can you not

i mean
other than like
endangered species
idk why theyd make it illegal
damn
im ngl
i dont get that sort of thing at all like
vro
we eat mammals all the time
cheese thinks cannibalism is fine
i mean
cheese probably eats cheese
literally
Thank you
other ilmerans
theyre eating the fish amidias theyre eating the fish
š
i mean yeah illmerans are like people
under a certain smartness its okay to eat animals dumber than you
generally eating people is not something culturally accepted in most places
Illmerians follow the same rule probably
its morally correct to kill and eat people
true!
i just think the joke of "why are the fish people eatinf fish are they cannibals" is like super overdone and not funny and dosent even make any sense and grah!
Get in the microwave then
Lets get into the social science of why cannibalism isnt more common in humans
its cuz, we love eachother and are social, and eating eachother is like bad cuz we love each other too much
at most it'll be like eating a smaller version of yourself
thats why
the
Humans eat monkeys and apes too, and like thats fine i think
i remember illmeran wine being brought up a long time ago here but idrm the context
but fishpeople eating fish!?!?
what do they think of caviar
the ocean grape things
SEA GRAPES
Fish isnt a species its a category of creatures
So like
No
Not canabalism
i also wonder if they have dairy equivalents
not really many Mammals in the sunken sea they can get milk of
there arent any whales in the sunken sea right?
they probably use fish oil alot
sea cow 
its too small
nah theres no cetaceans in the sunken sea
do you think their eggs can be made into caviar is this canon do they even lay eggs
i actually brought this up in spoiler talk
and think itd be fun to get a post ml sulphur sea being based of odobenocetops
amidias's species almost certainly lays eggs
so whats the biggest animal there, is it the giant clam?
funky prehistoric whale
iirc the clams are invasive?
amidias caviar
oh...
But currently yeah probably
is canon
trur
cnidrion
is cnidrion gonna be the same size after the rework
Otherwise i'm p sure the biggest animals that are native to the sunken sea that we know of are Desert Scourges (Or whatever their species is actually called), Cnidrions and then Hermititans, in that order
probably
ah yeah the desert scourge
also crested stalker is slightly bigger than the pulse raptor
big animals
There's the possibility that there's bigger animals that just went extinct after incineration but from what we know its those guys
the surface dwellers amidias theyre eating the cndrions amidias theyre eating the cndrions
your mother
I imagine the Stonecrest Hydra in the basalt gully is probably pretty big
Uhhh
If Leviathan is an actual species of animal and not like some magic elemental manifestation, Leviathan
If not
is levi longer than water scourge
Then Aquatic Scourge is the biggest we know of yeah
What about great sand shark i forgor whats happening to it
aquatic scourge
you asked how big, not how long
Idt there's concrete plans for it yet
I think DoG
I wouldn't really
but like doggy isnt a n animal
kinda
Made of flesh
skeleton being controlled by small fish ghosts or something
I mean not really
DoG is literally from another dimension and he's like fully sapient
Fair enough not dog
I think he's neither biologically a animal or a animal in the more metaphorical side of things
yeah
this just in, plants are animals
yeah!!
Then yeah leviathan i think
i forgor
what about primordial wyrm
Moonlord 
Which makes sense because Aquatic Scourges are like filter feeders which tend to get pretty big
Look at, yknow
whales.
there are multiple aquatic scourgers right? but only one in the sulfurous sea
bah
If we're counting the biological definition then yeah
Buttt
He does seem to be like
sapient
The worms only have length
Leviathan has all 3 dimensions be big
So if by animal you mean, not sapient, animalistic
P sure yeah
It's a entire species
It's just that we only find one specifically
near the sulph sea shoreline
so maybe there are even bigger ones out there!
eidolon wyrm still same size if not bigger than aqua scourge
checkmate liberal
they are!?
Ok but like leviathan still bigger
I always thought they were a tad bit smaller
Wait are Eidolon Wyrms bigger than Aquatic Scourge
They are weirdly fucking long
i thought they werer a little smaller yeah
ok so if i tore out your intestines and laid them out they'd be larger than you
I dont see how thats related to what i said
Things might change once things like eidolon wyrm and aquatic scourge get their redesigns
worm
I still kinda hate that the reaper shark is the apex predator of the abyss, and NOT the Eidolon wyrms
stupid dumb shark...
cope
eidolon wyrms aren't apex predators because they're like filter feeders
theyre abyss whale
I was saying why i think the worms are smaller then leviathan
Incattus
You calamity fan
Read
yeah the design sucks but its ok hes being redesigned later
yippie!
the arms look completely jarring bc theyre just like
a buff little man's arms pasted into a shark
they look so dumb š„
Triangle's redesign ideas seem quite premising though
its okay tho, the true strongest abyss creature is still an Eidolon wyrmāŗļø
solution: give it legs too
take that shark, Eidolon wyrm supremacy!
We know
Basically turning reaper shark into a goblin shark - ghost shark inspired guy with better anatomy and more merman-esque physiology
so the arms actually Work and dont look stupid
do the still ave they arms
enough snark
They'll still have arms but the arms will, i assume, actually look good and not be poorly stapled Buff Guy arms onto it
the shark needs to be fleshy
keep the out of placeness but like
make it make sense
I mean i kinda get the rock design, cuz its like camoflague
but its still kinda ugly
Yeah there's
its 100% rock
much better ways to make it a ambush hunter in design
Triangle and Tobias are goated when it comes to creature design though so i trust em to make it good
fuck it make the arms part of the mouth
As a creature design lover those two are saving the calamity creature design economy
tobias ran me over in a stampede of african elephants
you invented mandibles
not the same the arms would be like
Is Dog the biggest alive thing in calamity then right,
especially after he gets his reskin
in the mouth
noxus is possibly bigger but we dunno
OH FUCK THE ARMS ARE A PARASITE
Noxus being like an lovecraftian giant monster
Noxus may be bigger
I hope noxus is bigger
so large we cant comprehend its true size type deal
and then we somehow defeat it
crazy stuff lies in wait in the future of calamity
ough wish i was born later so i didnt have to wait at all
xeroc: nah, i'd win
noxus is donkey kong lets go
eternity mod
I don't think there's any confirmation that bone lee was partof the onyx kinsman clan but it'd make enough sense with him being like a martial arts guy and the kinsman being the East Asian Ninja Themed Guys
And if he is i mean
They worshipped slime god
The dungeon was where Yharim put war prisoners and shit
says enough
p
yharim is a who
Yharim is you
this is why i asked btw
That's the vanilla entry but if put in the context of calamity then yeah it'd amke sense for them to be kinsman
It works very well
I imagine they won't be changing that one with the bestiary changes in SSO
bone lees getting changed
"Bone Lee used to be named Flesh Lee, and was Statis' secret brother. After the Onyx Divorce, Flesh Lee went on his separate ways, only to get captured by his nemesis, Ghost Lee, and imprisoned in the Dungeon at Yharim's command." -Totally real SSO Bestiary entry.
The Onyx Divorce, of course, was Signus and Slime God's divorce. Can't wait for it to be explored in the lore.
oh is it
damn thats surprising
given bone lee's entry fits like perfectly with cal lore
i mean theyre also changing stuff that could give more context in the world
not just contradictory stuff
What would have been basic meal rations of godseeker knights?
lunchly
true
Probably pretty well fed compared to most armies
I think yharim gets no diffed by the knight from hollow knight
Ceis oppinion on what they eat
Spam
Thats it?
The normal joes in the yharmy ate sticks and mud and the knights ate spam
can confirm i was the mud
What if some knights were vegetarians?
Yharim doesn't hire wussies as his knights
I was gonna make another thing but then i remember muslism dosent exsist in calamity
Yharim most likely had meals prep for him
Yharim had draedon invent the first ever air fryer for himself and no one else
smh smh these users don't know that enemies drop food
Burgers out of rotten flying things yummy
I think the word youāre looking for is islam
i think calamity is dead we ran out of lore to discuss
i remember this exact topic
before
at some point
in time
well i have a hot new topic nobody's ever seen before
what is it
what does yh
what
yuhhhh
yuhhhhhh
i wonder if there were fish people in the yharmy
i mean surely theres gotta be like atleast one
illmerans aren't a species as much as they're like a nationality and merfolk as a whole seem pretty widespread
though i imagine due to the yharmy's conflict with illmeris merfolk racism would be a thing
but there was probably like atleast some fish people on the yharmy surely
I wouldn't be surprised if other merfolk nations/factions both existed and have had some ally with Yharim.
most likely
i highly doubt that literally every single ilmerian in existence would be against yharim
like surely the yharisma would've worked on some of them right
the yhizz
or people who think "im one of the good ilmerians surely he won't destroy my house"
Tryna explain calamity lore to a friend in the most simple, abridged way I can is this image good enough of a summary of the aftermath
wouldnt you put your trust in an 8 ft tall man in a sick as fuck suit of armor
i certainly would
Im taking that as a yes
house...
And you can't spell house without two of the three letters in yes
hou
Bungalow.
leopards would never eat my face
9ft tall smh
Closer to 8 in the concept art
Bringing a step stool to his boss fight
Counting the plume
Ah ok
whya re you counting the plume
Because why wouldn't you
why not
It's his hair 
the same reason you don't count someone's hair in their height
if i get josuke's cut does that make me a couple of inches taller
idk if a slab of asphalt on your head counts as hair
wait hold on someone's knocking on my door
brb
based btw
So
Leegrid but a place
maybe the real end update was the distortions we made along the way
psilocybin
I like this idea yeah
make distortion genuinely alien imo
u know black mesaās xen?
I want glowing trees :3
kills you

polyumb
so real
oh ok
xen is awesome
nop
it looks like a nebula
@pliant ruin watch this video
i imagine the distortion looking like this
actually the distortion is literally xen
yep
i watched
I imagined it looking like the rockwell ring in ark
but yeah i think funky stuff that literally cannot exist on earth would be a cool path to take like come on
too urple
noxus is just nihilanth
seems cool
ttruee
do u think thats a cool direction for the distortion
its all connected
I mean i can't really know much from just watching tha
The aesthethics r cool tho

I've always imagined noxus is a mix of these two
u should strea m black mesa
good game good game
hiii neday
its true
The sovereign is the combine if the lowest member was like
Gman
hullo aza, i wasnt sure if i should draw out the a or the z
the only stipulation i have about the distortion is that it has to have an obnoxious purple filter
covering everything
draw out both
worst timeline
never speak again
im blocking u
like not even dark purple like almost magenta
whattt
@cosmic zenith reference?
evil azzy
Please lose your hands
devourer of gods phase 2 animation bout to go hard (its just a purple haze for 8 minutes)
its like mexico filter
yesss
omg mexico filter
habds
mexico yellow filter
me when i make mexico orange for no reason
russia blue filter
heinous statement
all of noxus' lean fumes are permeating the air
the heat filter in the middle east
Hello my friend
chat we should collectively all block that user
Ok
Which user?
no gray
everyone
This one
block everybody
this one
Snail
Oh, yes, I understand.
like rural russia
that would be funny
this wasn't even that bad compared to normal
You explode violently and aureus gets scrapped
Ozzatron
im so cold brr
is this ozzatron in the room with us right now
Go in microwave and turn on
You be warmer then
hello i am ozzatron
woah
This is what Calamitas said after freezing Permafrost.
microwave the best weapon in calamity?? holy shit
the microwave mentioned
microwave phone to charge it
photoviscerator
You suck goodbye ima silksong
when did melon they them
always
Pronouns? Where are Amateurnouns?
hi
the distortion should have a bright purple filter and be shaped like wotg noxus old sprite
guys my phone was at 5% and now it changed its mind and shows 6%
microwave it
heavy like a brinks truck
i have decided that u are in fact incredibly mid as a human being
the distorntion should inflict the debuff "noxus bite" that turns everything purple
sad. now i can't tell you about the draconic founding fathers :(
drawn and quartered
3 days to live
67 hours
no
ban worthy offense imo
while we're at it the cosmolight (time change item) should also be agrressively purple

haha 6 7 get it
thanks
i need like six more days so that i can laugh at this joke
or seven
yea
Mods, delete the server.
we should make space biome thats blue and yellow
imo
actually what if the space biome was temporary
We should put a castle in the ocean.
Uhh
Idk the day but after silksong came out
it extends down for a bit then retracts
atlmantis
also what if it was a sea but upside down
This all seems familiar... Truck Simulator!
and had cool creaturs themed around like microbes and weather events
what was that wip addon that had a really pretty space biome
waiting simulator
Truck Simulator.
do people genuinely enjoy truck sims
uhhhhh
yea
mine maybe
remember when noxus god of criminal activity consumed the auric soul of skeletron. those were the times
i play euro truck when im drunk
I just cannot remember the name hhhh
I knew you were that one streamer from New York!
hi its me big guy
Truck Simulator.
omg jschlamity
my attention span is too cooked for those
oh geee
i wonder if this is
a reference to anything

thats why i played it when im drunk
girlie pop were you referencing it the entire time
ime epy and my eardrums hurt
referencing whaaat
referencing what
thats not a reference to anything silly
i have no idea
referencing what
mhm yup not a reference to anything at all
azathoth mod
based af wao
apotheosis and friends
What do they taste like?
YAAAASSSS
*i hobble in, comically wrinkled and pushing a walker in front of me* back in my day we called it cascade
cosmoshowers are the only thing that survived
azzy's made a spinoff to produce them
Didnt cascade or whatever its called now explode
u will hallucinate lots and maybe die if u eat them
Just like me, for real.
the boss concept i was attached to is dead -w-
yea g
i do remember it imploding

they had some super ambitious ideas now that im starting to remember them
now I must go and play terraria 1.4.4 one last time as 1.4.5 draws near...
byeeeeeeeeee
You know what Calamity needs? Goblins. We don't have enough goblins.
my goblins a boblins
I once thought about what I would put in a mod. The answer was goblins.
as soon as 1.4.5 comes out i will give up terraria forever and finally beat celeste C sides and finally play ultrakill and silksong
true
but until then i am stuck playing this pixel game
There's a better bug related game with trans and violence out there...
okay what is it
Pikmin (series).
nintedno games to expensieve
waterwraith what do you think of this
Pepsiwraith? Here!? How did it breach containment!? Who THE HELL are you!?
i'm buh
why did it take me like 6 hours to get this
What?
pikmi nose
pikmin boss
What?
waterwraith is a really good llm
WHAT!?
your pfp still looks like la ruga
What?
from community remix
was cascade the one with kartalum
or was that something else
I do not look like that.
I know, but have you SEEN that thing!?
real
looks cool
what are those
Trucks that are simulated.
Yes
We need lore questions or the lore economy is gonna lore die.
How the fuck does Providence speak if her vocal chords are a bunch of rocks
How far does the knight from hollowknight get
Telepathy exists iirc so if no other answer then that is possibly how she does after ascending
I don't like their chances.
NO!
Well I have a theory 
Avitus no
But I won't share it 
Good.
does providence ever speak
how does xeroc speak if they look like insert image here
SIKE! ||She meows||
after her ascension
that mask is kinda bulky yknow
In the terraria messages at the bottom right of the screen
Smh
Xeroc doesn't look quite like that anymore, since that's what they looked like as a human.
Don't think his ascension form is public yet
Def isn't
Cant wait to see it
Nop
actually i can wait
Considering theres pre ascension i imagine there is a concept art for the form xeroc will have
In the game
isnt the pre ascension art like a couple years old or smth
since Xeroc controls light, he can just look like whatever he wants i suppose
I recommend making pizza in the meantime because pizza tast good
True
Will do!
Jarvis, pull up Xeroc's new design.
i remember seeing it in like mid 2024 but i guess im just hallucinating
What if Xeroc pulls up as Noxus to prank us
Thats outdated
ah
wasnt that also a leak
Internet users having extremely distorted perceptions of time comp:
Behold, the power of the sun.
this is true the days blend into weeks, weeks to months, and months to years
I mean so do i
my job doesnt help
everything only started melting together once i got this job
i doubt this is healthy but the money is needed
I randomly remembered i haven't eaten fruit since winter and then forgot abt it
Time is fast
They know their audience.
They drew it so why not

