lore-discussion

[wheat walrus]

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[north root]

ahahaha

hows my connection then

[wheat walrus]

how's I

[split mortar]

doesnt say

[wanton pendant]

Are you sure it's my internet, or yours?

[wheat walrus]

ig that's phone

[split mortar]

im on pc

[north root]

one of you two is australian

[wheat walrus]

Yes

[wanton pendant]

It's not me.

[wheat walrus]

And im on phone

[split mortar]

im british and waterwraith shares a timezone

[wheat walrus]

I'm italy

[wanton pendant]

I am not British.

[split mortar]

such a shame cheese boiled you

[wheat walrus]

You're becoming a pizza topping

[split mortar]

just said you shared the timezone

[north root]

god damn this chat is full of europeans i quit calamity forever and ever

[split mortar]

wheatly

[wanton pendant]

Just being sure nobody makes any accusations.

I don't want British allegations.

[split mortar]

british orb

[young socket]

it also says that if ur clock isnt synced

[young socket]

ok brit

[wanton pendant]

Screw you.

[young socket]

:3

[wheat walrus]

british

[wanton pendant]

I have my clock synced to the internet.

Stop calling me British.

[split mortar]

british orb

[wheat walrus]

waterwraithgaming statement

js make the chat italian

[wanton pendant]

It is a statement, that I don't tolerate blatant racism.

Like calling people British.

[wheat walrus]

Where r u from then

[wanton pendant]

Not Britain, that's for sure.

[wheat walrus]

germany

uhh

Ireland

[wanton pendant]

Learn your time zones.

[split mortar]

kaprysny is ahead in one timezone

[wanton pendant]

Germany is not in the same one as the UK.

[wheat walrus]

you're also becoming a pizza topping

[wanton pendant]

WHAT!?

[wheat walrus]

u n melon together

[split mortar]

damn we just pouring a cup of water on pizza

[split mortar]

what the fuck

[wheat walrus]

true

[wheat walrus]

you were the first one i called a topping

water's the second one

and who's gonna be the third and the charm

[fierce pagoda]

Hi loreians

[split mortar]

im putting egg yolk on a pizza

[wanton pendant]

Cheese, so you have a goddamn normal topping.

[wheat walrus]

Tetogator it is

[fierce pagoda]

I havent lored in a long time!

[wheat walrus]

Cheese is the one eating this pizza

[split mortar]

you avoided the horrors

[fierce pagoda]

what, what did i just get appointed with

[wheat walrus]

being a pizza topping w melon and water

[split mortar]

you are becoming the third pizza topping#

[wheat walrus]

my pizza

[fierce pagoda]

O,, its an honor!

[wanton pendant]

You want to put me on a pizza with the British!?

[fierce pagoda]

gator meat supposedly tastes very good

[wheat walrus]

yea

[wanton pendant]

Please no.

[split mortar]

too late

[wheat walrus]

dw you'll die a painless death

[fierce pagoda]

but this is tetogator meat were talking, so its really REALLY good

[wanton pendant]

Please, anything but Britain!

[wheat walrus]

too bad

[split mortar]

tetogator where you from

[fierce pagoda]

anyways, how much do we know about the god of sacrifices?

[wanton pendant]

He's dead.

But not really.

[split mortar]

agnus? quite a bit

[wheat walrus]

the kasane rivers

[fierce pagoda]

true

[split mortar]

#lore-discussion message agnus

[fierce pagoda]

tetogators are the prettiest gators in the world, they also have the best dental health of any other....

woah that is a lot!

[wheat walrus]

Yea cheese

[fierce pagoda]

its great that he was a nice god

[wanton pendant]

I know, a British person on the pizza, how horrible!

[wheat walrus]

The melon water tetogator pizza

[pliant ruin]

agnus my goat

i love him

[wheat walrus]

Eat

[fierce pagoda]

so whats up with his third eye

[wheat walrus]

3rd eyes r cool

[fierce pagoda]

is it just there to make you curazeyy if you stare into it

[wanton pendant]

It makes you go CRAZY!

[wheat walrus]

crazy hamburger

[fierce pagoda]

does it grant any special ability for agnus

[split mortar]

why didnt agnus insanity blast yharim with the eye

[fierce pagoda]

Angus

[wanton pendant]

Makes people crazy.

[fierce pagoda]

what if I just called him Gus for short

[wheat walrus]

Could you imagine Yharim more insane than he is

[wanton pendant]

Yharim's already crazy.

[wheat walrus]

Horrible gamble gng

[split mortar]

atleast he has (albeit bad) morality he sticks to

[wheat walrus]

instead of killing gods he kills everyone

[fierce pagoda]

what if Gus looked into his own third eye in a mirror

[wanton pendant]

So, slightly more than he already does.

[wheat walrus]

would u like that melonic gunner

[fierce pagoda]

would it make him crazy

[wanton pendant]

He'd be fine.

[wheat walrus]

Yea

Damage control water

Damage control

[wanton pendant]

What?

[wheat walrus]

Reduce the damage if possible

[fierce pagoda]

Evil Natrual Water

[wheat walrus]

Instead of causing more

[wanton pendant]

I need to go over Abyss lore, anyone want to discuss it?

[fierce pagoda]

oaky

[wheat walrus]

im sealing you in the abyss wuwugee

[pliant ruin]

Gus is a good nickname

[wanton pendant]

I already have a Submerged Castle.

[fierce pagoda]

kasane meowl

[pliant ruin]

Guys canwe start calling Agnus gus.....

my buddy gustavo the god ofsacrifices

[wheat walrus]

No fuck you

[wanton pendant]

Mean.

[fierce pagoda]

Im calling him Gus its easier

[wheat walrus]

hell yea

meani

[fierce pagoda]

meany babeany

[split mortar]

be mean to people

[fierce pagoda]

so first of all the abyss just naturally formed right, but anahita kept it as is, since it should actually have closed itself since its so extreme and really unstable

[split mortar]

@wheat walrus fuck you

[wanton pendant]

Well, it's likely not natural.

Or at least, the reason it's still there is.

Anahita isn't in the Abyss anymore.

[wheat walrus]

when i recover im actually gonna buy melons to crush melon

im gonna record it

[split mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1164570717917028372.webp?size=48&name=calg

[wanton pendant]

And may have been gone for a VERY long time, depending on which Silva entombment made her leave.

[wheat walrus]

your brothers and sisters being crushed

[long bloom]

embed fail

[wheat walrus]

im gonna record it

[pliant ruin]

clearly a really big meteor just fell where the abyss currently is a really long ago

[wheat walrus]

and you will see

embed failure gun

[pliant ruin]

abyss is just calamity equivalent of the gulf of mexico

[split mortar]

not for me

[long bloom]

true

[wanton pendant]

Yes, but it's still open, which isn't natural.

[wheat walrus]

calamity abyss is weird

[fierce pagoda]

I was thinking more like, originally it was anahita keeping it the way it is, then later Silva probably took over for anahita after driving her out

[wheat walrus]

unaffected by tectonic shifts apparently

[wanton pendant]

How would Silva do this?

[fierce pagoda]

using their elemental powers to keep it open!

magic yo

[wanton pendant]

She's kinda...

Mushed.

[fierce pagoda]

but shes a special case

[wheat walrus]

but we also know that azafure is under it

[fierce pagoda]

since shes god of life

sos shes never really dead

[split mortar]

is anyone other then xeroc and noxus strong enough to do this

[pliant ruin]

the real mystery is how the abyss ecosystem seems to favour exclusively evolving organisms to look like rocks

[wanton pendant]

That's because she's the Nature Elemental.

[fierce pagoda]

oh right..

[wheat walrus]

the abyss also is a bit of a hotspot for elemental stuff, silva, anahita and right under it brimmy

[split mortar]

camo never hurt anyone

[pliant ruin]

camo. look inside

[wanton pendant]

Goddess of Life is a coincidental thing, nothing to do with her being unkillable.

[wheat walrus]

hiding from me

[pliant ruin]

made of rocks

[split mortar]

when every where else looks likes rocks that do be good camo

[wanton pendant]

Look, I didn't read EVERY Abyssal bestiary entry, is there any cool lore there I missed?

[split mortar]

idk

[pliant ruin]

me when thats not how camouflage works

[long bloom]

just the lore item

[fierce pagoda]

maybe the rock thing is just early sprite art being old

[pliant ruin]

it is

im just being a hater

because i hate it

[fierce pagoda]

I dont wanna say bad...

[split mortar]

me when dumb intentionally

[wanton pendant]

I know Giant Squid and Primordial Wyrm have lore.

And have them down.

[pliant ruin]

giant squid lore is that it got fatter from eating too much silva grass

[wanton pendant]

Yeah, which means Silva makes you grow big and strong.

We should all eat Silva.

[split mortar]

silva is green

eat your greens

[wheat walrus]

Green

[pliant ruin]

true

[wanton pendant]

She's made of spinach.

[wheat walrus]

like

[pliant ruin]

green humour buddy

[wheat walrus]

Green Rathalos

[pliant ruin]

i like the abyss bestiaries

[split mortar]

green humour vs blue humour

[pliant ruin]

they have alot of neat little trivia

[wheat walrus]

purple humor:

[wanton pendant]

Anything major?

[split mortar]

irrelevant to the convo

[pliant ruin]

well i guess laserfish are pretty major

but other than that its just

cool triiva

like how

[wheat walrus]

purple humor:

[pliant ruin]

oarfish lay eggs in masse and their eggs are like

[wanton pendant]

Alright, gonna read Laserfish.

[pliant ruin]

the base of the abyssal foodchain

just due to how many they lay

[wanton pendant]

Are you sure? Laserfish just explains how it hunts.

[pliant ruin]

and how cannonball jellyfish are a big reason why the toxicity of the sulphur sea dosen't reach the lower layers of the abyss

[wanton pendant]

That's actually notable.

[split mortar]

so if i eat canonball jellyfish i get detoxified ?

[pliant ruin]

wasn't it talking about how they're actually robot draedon fish used to research the abyss or something

or maybe that was Old

[long bloom]

no

[wanton pendant]

"These jellyfishes help keep the Abyss clean from the sulphuric poisoning. Unlike most hard-skinned creatures in the Sulphurous Sea, they instead use their stingers to drain the acid near them to later use it for self-defense."

[pliant ruin]

no you get toxified actually probably

[long bloom]

i think that's in sso

[split mortar]

it wasnt a genuine question

[split mortar]

o huh

[wheat walrus]

Can I scorch melon gun with an entire world-cleanser of flames

[pliant ruin]

i mean generally

eating something full of toxicns

is

not good for you

they instead use their stingers to drain the acid near them to later use it for self-defense.

[split mortar]

but it take toxin not give

[pliant ruin]

Specially when they explicitly use said toxins for self-defense

[split mortar]

no

[wheat walrus]

they absorb the toxins in the water

[split mortar]

my body has water in it

[wheat walrus]

Which means when you eat them you absorb them too

[split mortar]

why they not take toxins out of the water in me

[wheat walrus]

goodbye melon gun

[split mortar]

[wanton pendant]

Sure glad I'm not British that guy.

[wheat walrus]

You're still a pizza topping

[split mortar]

omni can you bake the rest of the pizza evenly please

[wheat walrus]

im gonna bake u and water together as a merged topping out of funsies and spite

[split mortar]

wat about tetogator...

[wanton pendant]

You can't merge me with the British!?

[wheat walrus]

separate topping

[wheat walrus]

Too fucking late

[split mortar]

ah ok

[wheat walrus]

Watergun pizza topping

[wanton pendant]

What have you done.

[wheat walrus]

A calamity

[wanton pendant]

I can see that.

[north root]

you know this channel is kind of superfluous given that the wiki contains the entire and complete lore

[wanton pendant]

Look, maybe no one will notice.

[wanton pendant]

Yeah, but people won't read those.

[dusk laurel]

one day fish wont look like rocks anymore

[wanton pendant]

And it doesn't have dev statements.

[wheat walrus]

this channel is stinky

[wanton pendant]

Or Chrysadia lore.

[long bloom]

it doesn't (dev statements)

[wheat walrus]

and dev statements are not real

[north root]

what do you mean

[split mortar]

the document in the pins:

[wanton pendant]

:(

[long bloom]

yuh huh

[solemn needle]

@north root Official wiki: https://calamitymod.wiki.gg/

**Do not use the Fandom wiki**

It will no longer be updated nor maintained, and it is heavily vandalized with fake information.

Use the official Calamity Mod Wiki here at wiki.gg instead.

[split mortar]

statements fromn devs about stuff not in game yet

[wheat walrus]

LMFAO

[wanton pendant]

What was bro trying to do?

[pliant ruin]

Not only dev statements

but also

[north root]

this server is evil

[pliant ruin]

You can still theorize about the stuff that's ingame

[wanton pendant]

Like Yharim Fought The Sun Theory!

[split mortar]

yharim vs the sun theory

yeah

[pliant ruin]

The other day i managed to cook up a storm weaver theory based on stuff that's ingame

[wanton pendant]

Too slow.

[wheat walrus]

cheese why are you based now

[split mortar]

the other day like it werent a good bit ago

[wanton pendant]

YFTS Theory is great, almost as good as Birthday Theory.

[pliant ruin]

c

[wheat walrus]

tf happened to loria

[wanton pendant]

Storm Weaver Theory?

[pliant ruin]

gotta get a name for the weaver theory

[wanton pendant]

Why is it Pokémon Black and White?

[pliant ruin]

devourer hates his grandpa theory

🔥

[split mortar]

whats the main components for it'

[north root]

i couldn't decide which lore i liked better

[split mortar]

none of these names match scal sponge theory

[wheat walrus]

what tf is scal sponge theory

[dusk laurel]

melon gunner

[wanton pendant]

Oh, is it a theory that Storm Weaver and DoG actually are the same species but Noxus screwed up DoG and made him like that and that's why he's biologically unrecognisable?

I had a theory like that.

[wheat walrus]

This why I need melon to play monster hunter

[split mortar]

the scal absorbed brimmys power and calclone did that to scal on a lesser level theory

[wheat walrus]

calamisponge

[north root]

my most important accomplishment in life is being a respected quality standard moderator on the fandom wiki

[split mortar]

well not really a theory with the accidental leak a while back but i like to avoid mentioning that

[wheat walrus]

so Calamitas is brimstone spongebob

[wanton pendant]

Does that entail anything?

[wheat walrus]

"but i like to avoid mentioning that"
mentions that

[north root]

it's actually pretty difficult

[wanton pendant]

The devs are going to kill us.

[split mortar]

omni im going to pour bread on you

[north root]

making good edits while not getting banned by the trigger-happy admins is a struggle

[wheat walrus]

melon u snapped under no pressure

😭

[wheat walrus]

I should swap the order of this too

[wanton pendant]

The Fandom wiki has admins?

[wheat walrus]

Japanese soldier fought 29 years after ww2 ended

[split mortar]

omni you were literally there for it so mentioning it wont bring it to new people

[north root]

yeah i don't know what they're doing there but they ban 99% of people who make any edit

for vandalism

[wheat walrus]

What do you mean I was there

[wanton pendant]

I think they missed a couple.

[wheat walrus]

A couple

sob

[north root]

they definitely don't actually know what's in the game

[young socket]

theres only one admin maintaining the entire thing iirc

[north root]

so they keep most of the more believable vandalism because it fools them

[north root]

two

[long bloom]

what if someone makes a page accurate again

[young socket]

dang

[long bloom]

do they get banned

[wheat walrus]

What r they doing

[wanton pendant]

How did they even get that job?

[young socket]

they upped it by one person since i last checked

[wanton pendant]

So, the Drunk Princess page is somehow believable?

That page?

REALLY!?

[wheat walrus]

funny shit

[wanton pendant]

Why are they getting censored! The Fandom ninjas are suppressing the truth!

[wheat walrus]

js add green rathalos

[split mortar]

just throw people

[wheat walrus]

js boil melon gun

[split mortar]

[wheat walrus]

u got lowdiffed by miku

[split mortar]

remember when lore chat had reaction perms for a day

[wheat walrus]

maybe

memory fuzzy

brain functions at an alltime low

[split mortar]

it was like right after image and embed got removed

[wheat walrus]

o

hop on monster hunter melon gun

main gunlance melon gun

[north root]

why we have image perms but not reaction perms i will never know

[wanton pendant]

Play Pikmin.

[wanton pendant]

Because a picture speaks a thousand words.

[split mortar]

i think an admin accidentally gave reaction perms while removing embed and image

[wanton pendant]

So long as those words are Calamity related.

And don't involve...

[split mortar]

reacts are much harder to track is one reason iirc

[wheat walrus]

no embed perms

[split mortar]

gifs

[wheat walrus]

sad

[long bloom]

"you can easily spell slurs and no one will notice" was the reason

[wanton pendant]

Come again.

[split mortar]

yeah

[north root]

what if you could only say words that were actually mentioned in calamity (like weapon names or tooltips)

[split mortar]

reacts are harder to track and audit dont log them iirc so literally if someone sneaky you can just
slurs

[wanton pendant]

We'd need to make one of those 'are these words in the Bible' sites.

Would we include Embers?

[split mortar]

as a side setting

or any of the yet to be made side stories

[wanton pendant]

Well, we don't know what words are gonna be in them.

[split mortar]

just add them when they come out

[wanton pendant]

Any other Abyss discussion?

[split mortar]

no

goodbye

[wanton pendant]

Fine. Sand discussion.

It's coarse, and rough, and gets everywhere.

[long bloom]

no

[wheat walrus]

ashes

[long bloom]

goodbye

[north root]

goodbye

[split mortar]

this was the first time i got told about this
Fucking ages ago

[wanton pendant]

Bro is taking a trip down memory lane.

[split mortar]

No i just got curious

About when i first got told about the calling everything they them

[wanton pendant]

Human... I remember... you're pronouns.

[split mortar]

Wrong the meme is just shouting pronoun gun at me

[wanton pendant]

PRONOUN GUN!

[wanton pendant]

If only I could find my boss taste tier list.

I got LGBT tier list though.

[split mortar]

Oh god these lot of images omni made

[split mortar]

The lgbtier list

[limpid saddle]

hey.

i made that one

[split mortar]

Oh

Ok

[wanton pendant]

Well, one thing's for certain.
Germany and the UK are not in the same time zone.

[wheat walrus]

Oh god

[split mortar]

Omni

Eat bosses

[pulsar ocean]

Would you eat the primordial wyrm

[split mortar]

Afaik not on boss checklist so not in the cookbook

[hoary cape]

It is iirc

It's a "superboss"

[young socket]

it isnt

its proper classification is hidden boss

which is a boss thats hidden even if u use smthn like boss checklist

[distant smelt]

How would abyss creatures taste as opposed to normal fish?

[pliant ruin]

i mean

they're also normal fish

they're just deep sea normal fish

[split mortar]

They are fish i wonder what they taste like compared to fish

[pliant ruin]

in real life we eat a few deep sea fish fairly commonly

albeit at certain depths we dont because i mean

[split mortar]

Only ones that may taste different is wyrms cause they are dragons and reptiles may taste like chicken???

[pliant ruin]

nobody is going to fish up deep sea glupshittos

so we don't really have a good point of reference

i imagine most really deep sea fish probably taste like shit

because they're tiny, have barely any muscle, and alot of them just eat marine snow

but deep fish that arent AS deep can be pretty tasty

grenadiers and hakes per example are eaten commonly irl and are fairly deep sae species

so like

yeah long answer short

they taste like fish

[distant smelt]

Silva essence tho

[split mortar]

Ok they eat greens

[pliant ruin]

silva essence just makes plant grow alot

which they eat

[split mortar]

Herbivores exist

[icy veldt]

I wonder what Silva Essence itself tastes like

[pliant ruin]

grass

algae

kelp

[split mortar]

Probably grass yeah

[icy veldt]

Darn

[distant smelt]

Not since the incident

[icy veldt]

Kelp flakes?!

[split mortar]

Pure plant greenery

Plant™

[split mortar]

??

[pliant ruin]

half of the abyss enemies are just real life fish

[distant smelt]

It acting tastes like pure chlorophyll don’t trust them

[distant smelt]

Calamity powerscalers in shambles

[icy veldt]

Silva may call herself the "Goddess of Life", but she shows obvious favoritism to plants!

[split mortar]

??

[pliant ruin]

this is an actual gripe i have with her design

[icy veldt]

It's outrageous! It's unfair!

[split mortar]

No one cares to powerscale random ass fish

[icy veldt]

I'm sure someone does

[split mortar]

Give her some fungus!

[split mortar]

Doubt

[icy veldt]

Silva should have more bacteria on her design

[pliant ruin]

i'm powerscaling oarfish vro

[split mortar]

Cheese can you powerscale the irl fish in the abyss

[distant smelt]

joke being that since the fish are real this sets back the power of calamity tremendously
I hate powerscalers

[young socket]

cheese can u powerscale uhh

cuttlefish

[distant smelt]

Who up scaling they power rn

[pliant ruin]

my powerscaling for abyss fish is that calamity bobbit worms are fucking scary like they can eat you alive

real life bobbit worms are like tiny in comparison

also calamity gulper eels are also scary because real life gulper eels are like

[split mortar]

Calamity Bobbit worm vs irl bobbit worm

[distant smelt]

Thats just a little guy

You cant scale him

[pliant ruin]

real life gulper eels are minuscule

and then calamity gulper eels could swallow you whole

[split mortar]

Terraria gigantification

[pliant ruin]

everytime i see the username i have to do a double take

[split mortar]

Because roleplay?

[distant smelt]

They’re normal size calamity is just tiny trust me bro

[icy veldt]

Are Terraria's units of length the same as IRL?

[pliant ruin]

me when spark

[split mortar]

Yea theres feet and a pixel is 3 inches

[split mortar]

The bitch broke out into discord

[icy veldt]

I know they have the same names

[distant smelt]

Wha

[icy veldt]

What I'm asking is: is one Terraria foot the same length as one IRL foot?

[split mortar]

Why the fuck would it use same name yet not be same measurements thats just needlessly annoying

And theres like nothing contradicting it

Being irl measurements

[distant smelt]

Ah yes, one calamity foot is actually 7 irl feet

[icy veldt]

I'm sure it would be very annoying to anyone from real life who visits Terraria

[split mortar]

Im inverting the function of your organs

[icy veldt]

Wait how would that work?

[split mortar]

Cheese is in a calamity roleplay and one of her characters is called spark (nicknamed the bitch sometimes)

[distant smelt]

Huh, people call me that too

[split mortar]

Do you perhaps have association with roses and the colour red

[distant smelt]

If only

[split mortar]

Is your power plot armour

[icy veldt]

My plot is power armor

[north root]

i'm plarmor

[split mortar]

That loses the the nine year old child smh my head

[north root]

mplarmor

mlrmr

[distant smelt]

Nah i haven’t almost died that many times

[north root]

is it the bitch

[split mortar]

Rip

[split mortar]

Spark is not nine year old child

[icy veldt]

The the

[long bloom]

when the

[north root]

is calamitas a nine-year old child

[icy veldt]

She was

[north root]

(clone)

[icy veldt]

I don't think so?

[long bloom]

oh god not this again

[icy veldt]

IIRC Draedon's cloning process also included accelerated growth

[north root]

we know permafrost is not a nine year old child

this is because he is 200 trillion years old

[icy veldt]

Calamitas' brimstone magic wasn't siphoned to a literal infant

[north root]

permafrost is older than draedon

[icy veldt]

Oh wait I thought you were asking a genuine question. Nvm

[long bloom]

reb's response to calclone age

[north root]

i only ask one genuine question per day

anyway, how then is permafrost's brother, daedalus

not 200 trillion years old

but in fact younger than draedon

this is due to a special type of magical known as "two people not being born at the same time"

however this must mean that permafrost's mother is still alive

now permafrost's mother is obviously the ice elemental

and everyone keeps telling me that the ice elemntal is just the water elemental

[split mortar]

Damn its not me grabbing a dev statement
Goat washed

[north root]

but how then is the water elemental alive

after you kill anahita?

[long bloom]

elementals can split apart

[north root]

because then she is dead

[pliant ruin]

elementals are immortal

[long bloom]

also you don't kill her

[pliant ruin]

you cant kill them

[long bloom]

she's still alive

unless you evaporate all the water in terraria

[pliant ruin]

you just destroyed the physical form of anahita but the existence of the Water Elemental still goes on the same way Silva got murked but she's still regenerating

[north root]

this must mean, therefore, that the lands of terrible

[long bloom]

yeah fucking thanks autocorrect

[north root]

are afflicted with a sulphuorus cusre

here we must introduce the concept of the Sulpheur elemental

[pliant ruin]

the early hardmode brimstone crags boss in question

[north root]

obviously she would be a Part of the water elemental

due to the Sulphurous Sea being made of water

however we must consider old duke

old duke is the Acidic Water pigron

[pliant ruin]

r you high

[north root]

while duke fishron is simply the Water pigron

[north root]

i'm theorizing lore

[pliant ruin]

r you high

[long bloom]

lore more like

snore

[north root]

i'm theorizing lore i just said that

[long bloom]

lore more like

bore

[north root]

do you have a better explanation to permafrost's brother's age discrepancy then? huh?

thought not

anyway we all know that Daedalus invented Fledgling Wings. This is why icarus died, because Xeroc hates people who use Fledgling Wings

this, then, can be extrapolated onto skyline wings, since they are also pre-hardmode wings (until aerialite gets moved to post-yharon eventually)

[long bloom]

true

[visual kiln]

permafrost has a brother?

[pliant ruin]

no the user is high

[north root]

yes his name is daedalus

he invented daedalus stormbow

[visual kiln]

source?

[pliant ruin]

i said so

[visual kiln]

wtf

[north root]

the wiki (real)

anyway now we must discuss daedalus' connection to Statis

as we all know Statis was a fake ninja, hence why goozma imprisoned him in a Blue Slime

[visual kiln]

Who r u

[north root]

the theorizer

[visual kiln]

have u heard of nomon

[long bloom]

can we try to get back to some semblance of on-topic though

[visual kiln]

u should theorize about nomon

the primordial one

[north root]

okay man why don't you tell me what the lore's supposed to be if you're so smart

[long bloom]

nomon spelled backwards is monom

that's the lore

[woeful karma]

pronoun

[north root]

because i'm pretty sure permafrost is 200 quadrillion years old

and daedalus was only 41 when he died

[visual kiln]

pronoun

[woeful karma]

woke...

[north root]

there is clearly misfarious deedery at work

allowing permafrost to be so immortal and Not dying

[long bloom]

noxus did it

obviously

[north root]

but then why did noxus aid the mortal enemy of his life partner signus (braeldor)

unless he was secretly playing both sides all along...

[long bloom]

who's braeldor

[north root]

to understand this we must contemplate the origins of Meld Gunk

[long bloom]

is that braelor's dad

[north root]

it's my nickname for old braeldor

signus (braeldor)

[long bloom]

incomprehensible

[north root]

anyway we all know that Atrium Deus is made of meld gunk

[woeful karma]

youve done it

youve solved cal

ozz will announce that the mod is cancelled now

we've figured it all out

[long bloom]

STOP EIDTING

[split mortar]

You have a funky thing that lets you see edits dont you

[long bloom]

wait i do

?

[split mortar]

Guessing from your reaction

Hence

Dont you

[north root]

this melded gunk... it must be melded from some greater whole, if it is such melded

[long bloom]

no they just edited it like 8 times in 15 seconds

[split mortar]

Lol

[north root]

sorry i can't spell bro

[long bloom]

you got it right the first time

[north root]

anyway what if this gunk comes from a draconic founding father?

[woeful karma]

the draconic constitution

[long bloom]

what if it comes from my ass

[woeful karma]

of the united states of dragon

[north root]

we know that the dragon of solar became the god of solar pillar, the dragon of nebula became the god of nebula pillar, and so on

so what if there was a draconic founding father that gave birth to the god of melded gunk

however, just as kronos did before him, fovos sensed the threat to his power and consumed him

[visual kiln]

we need to figure out the lore of nomon before snything else

[woeful karma]

nomon is irrelevant

[north root]

unfortunately, unlike zeus, the god of melded gunk was unable to be saved, and therefore was not able to fulfill the prophecy

[woeful karma]

stupid background charactrer

we must unravel the mysteries of the dragon founding fathr

[visual kiln]

what if nomon is the dragon founding father

[north root]

but this original dragon of melded gunk (the thomas jefferson of draconic founding fathers) must have mutated with grief into the Worm of Atrium Deus

[visual kiln]

who is atrium deus

[north root]

this must have happened after Atrium Deus consumed the Yharic souls of the Solar Dragon and The Nebula dragon and the Vortex dragon and the stardust dragon

however this brings into question why Yharim The God Slayer did not attack this Worm who had consumed so many of the Yharic souls

the explanation, thankfully, is very simple

[distant smelt]

Im gonna have a fucking stroke

[north root]

it all goes back to DoG, whomsoforth you must remember was cheating with some unknown entity on Jared the Primordial Worm (not yet Wyrm)

the unknown entity, then, must have been this Atrium Deus

this also explains why Atrium Deus is called Atrium Deus but Yharim does not classify him as a Deus

this is because Yharim did not want to get in another Human Resources catastrophe

[woeful karma]

i knew one day lore discussion would succumb to content starvation brainrot

[wanton pendant]

What have I walked in on?

[north root]

after what happened with Permafrost back in the 60s

[woeful karma]

im so proud

[north root]

read my theory is very good

[visual kiln]

make a document

[wanton pendant]

What... Is the theory?

[visual kiln]

with ur theories

[woeful karma]

the people need to hear this

[north root]

alright going back to Meld Gunk

[wanton pendant]

I feel like I'm having a stroke.

[icy veldt]

Drugs

[distant smelt]

God I wish it were that simple

[north root]

since we know now that it comes from the Dragon of Melded Constructs after consuming the Yharic souls of the other four Celestial Draconic Founding Fathers

this raises a question about Xeroc Armor

[wanton pendant]

Are you ok? Do you smell burnt toast?

[north root]

Xeroc armor is crafted out of Melded Gunk, as we all know

[distant smelt]

Seek help

[north root]

but this raises problems

since we all know Xeroc would be racism against the Dragon of Melded Gunk's Final Form, Atrium Deus

[icy veldt]

I kibndn smwltl butnsn ihaitorl blbal from ptonoiriovksndancmerthe ptrofnjrned cjboktdiglrl

[north root]

see he's having a stroke i'm not

[distant smelt]

…

[icy veldt]

Wait no, we're back to normal

Had to destrokinate my keyboard

[north root]

This must mean, therefore, that Xeroc had made some sort of deal with Noxus of the Distortionate Plane

[icy veldt]

*Disproportionate Plains, you mean

[north root]

to prevent him from Retaliating against worm bosses

[north root]

there's only one of them

[wanton pendant]

I know you were talking about cat girls here!

[icy veldt]

Nope, not at all

[north root]

This deal was likely sparked due to the LongTime feud between Xeroc and the Devourer of Gods

as to who is better at consuming Yharic (not auric) Souls

[wanton pendant]

So those last two words aren't a distorted 'profaned catgirl'?

[icy veldt]

No, they were just random key-smashing

[north root]

we must therefore explain Yharic Souls

[wanton pendant]

Somehow that's more concerning.

[north root]

all we know about them is that they are left behind after a Draconic Founding Father's essence is compacted into a god

[icy veldt]

How many Draconic Founding Fathers were there?

[north root]

therefore only specific dragons would release them, such as Zeratros and Skeletron

[north root]

13

14 if you include the dragon of Night

[icy veldt]

Were any of them Lucius Junius Brutus and Lucius Tarquinius Collatinus?

[distant smelt]

SKELETRON

[icy veldt]

Skeletron Primordius?

[north root]

yes skeletron was originally one of the draconic founding fathers

[wanton pendant]

Yeah, Skeletron, famous dragon.

[icy veldt]

Hipster Skeletron, was Skeletron before it was cool!

[north root]

why do you think the *dragon * cult put his yharic soul inside of an Old Man

[woeful karma]

a... what

[icy veldt]

If there are Yharic souls, does that mean that there are also Yharous souls?

[wanton pendant]

Someone call an ambulance.

[north root]

anyway these 13ish dragons were of Key Significance when creating the world of Terraria

[icy veldt]

||(chemistry joke)||

[wanton pendant]

Nerd.

[icy veldt]

We are all nerds in this accursed channel!

[wanton pendant]

Including Mat Pat over here?

[icy veldt]

I blame drugs

[wanton pendant]

I blame heatstroke.

[icy veldt]

I would blame Nilk, but that's part of an addon and thus not canon

[wanton pendant]

True.

Don't do Phantoplasm, kids.

[north root]

the foundic fathers were
zeratros
dragon of solar
dragon of nebula
dragon of vortex
dragon of stardust
skeletron
dragon of Terraria
dragon of blood
dragon of darkness
dragon of Eternity
dragon of Masochism
dragon of Infernos
dragon of Revenge

[woeful karma]

i blame 2 years since the last major update

[north root]

and also dragon of Night if you include him

*her

[icy veldt]

How it feels to absorb 5 Auric soul

[wanton pendant]

Hospital.

[north root]

aw thank you

[distant smelt]

Morgue

[wanton pendant]

Make a lore document and I might do a dramatic reading.

[north root]

anyway these Draconic Founding Fathers are only influential as so forth as they created the Elementals

[wanton pendant]

Since this is a horror story.

[icy veldt]

Mattathius Patromedes?

[wanton pendant]

It's Mattrick Patthew.

[north root]

the original Elementals, not the Earth and Sand and Water and Brimstone ones

[icy veldt]

Hydrogen elemental?

Helium elemental?

Lithium elemental?

And so on?

[wanton pendant]

Thorium Elemental.

Wait, that's a different mod.

[icy veldt]

WHAT?!?!?!

[north root]

specifically the Elementals of Jungle, Desert, Ice, Red, Purple, Pink, Ocean, Forest, Hell

[icy veldt]

Gods dammit

[north root]

that's a -gen construct

[icy veldt]

Oh yeah you forgot Space

[wanton pendant]

Is this on Fandom by any chance?

[north root]

space doesn't have a biome key

[icy veldt]

Yes it does, it's just not in-game yet

[north root]

i'm too original for that accursed website

[distant smelt]

Uranium elemental was completely killed by nintendo

[north root]

this lore is entirely based off of ingame content

[wanton pendant]

Original is one way of putting things.

[north root]

anyway the elemental of Ocean is of particular significance, due to them not having a Biome key

this is due to their creator, the dragon of bones Skeletron, being cast out of the draconic Thirteen Colonies

(also the Ocean elemental is the first non-binary elemental which is pretty cool)

[wanton pendant]

I don't like the implication of Dragon Great Britain.

[north root]

After this, the dragon of Skeletons fell into a very large hole

with his draconic influence, he assembled an army of Skeletons to create a Dungeon for himself to reside at the bottom of

however, Noxus, god of Criminal Activity, noticed Skeletron in his weakened form, and consumed his auric soul

His unbridled rage at that action, in his final mark of revenge, transformed his Yharic soul into a portal to the Distortion

this portal is now known as

Necroplasm

[wanton pendant]

That's a twist.

[north root]

anyway after that

[wanton pendant]

But what does this have to do with Calamitas not being able to afford a house?

[north root]

sorry spelling mistake

anyway Xeroc, Zeratros' best friend and concubine, was made the General in the ensuing war against Skeletron and his armies

[wanton pendant]

HIS WHAT!?

[north root]

however, in one of his attacks, Xeroc accidentally hit the great-great-great grandfather of the Lunatic cultist in the head and killed him

this caused the Lunar Events- or, it would have, if not for the fact that the Celestial dragons of Solar, Nebula, Vortex, and Summoner were still alive

therefore the Moon Lord, who had at this point in time not yet befriended Cthulhu, was instantly summoned.

[wanton pendant]

Summoner? Then who is Stardust?

[north root]

stardust is a god, not a dragon

Since the Moon Lord had not been yet corrupted by the corruption of Cthulhu's corrupting influence, he was simply a nice, peaceful Squid who owned the Moon

[distant smelt]

Im going to have a catastrophic brain aneurysm

[north root]

however Zeratros, enraged at this Eclipsing of his Sun powers, attacked the Moon Lord with such vigor that he lost his legs

he then, in an action of supreme Tyranny, condemned both him and all Five of the Celestial Draconic Founding Fathers to Permanent residence on the moon

[distant smelt]

Five?

[north root]

that reminds me, would you like me to explain the lore of the brain of cthulhu

[distant smelt]

Ok?

[north root]

so basically, after the moon lord was damaged so severely, he had extreme hallucinations

this is because he had no air

because he was stuck on the moon indefinitely remember

one of these Hallucinations was of a Fictional Character known as Cthulhu

the Moon Lord adopted the persona of "Cthulhu" and went around beating up people

[wanton pendant]

So is Moon Lord racist?

[north root]

no the moon lord's cat is called meowmere remember

[wanton pendant]

Oh, thank God.

[north root]

This "Cthulhu" figure was soon discovered by an aspiring young Tree Elemental known as SiIva

with the help of the Dragon of Eternity, she soon assembled a team of trees she called her "dyads"

these Dyads and SiIva then went to war with the Cthulhu

[long bloom]

jesus fuck you guys are still talking??

[north root]

this game has lots of lore

anyway around this time, Zeratros was shot by Noxus while he was being chaffeured around the streets of Austria

(this assassination was later blamed on Zeratros' grieving husband, Xeroc)

this sparked a gigantic war that ended up creating a whole bunch of new dragons

[wanton pendant]

Help.

[north root]

mostly because of the death of the Dragon of Terraria, whose Yharic soul split into many dragons, such as Yharon, the dragon of War, and even the Dragon of Destruction

[wanton pendant]

Wait, why are we on the World War 1 arc?

[distant smelt]

This is literal brain rot i think your brain is legitimately rotting

[north root]

anyway most of these dragons were quickly murdered in various power struggles that affected the entire Terraria, due to the structure of Terraria being severely harmed due to the dragon of Terraria dying

(and the resulting God of Terraria didn't help at all, in my opinion)

[wanton pendant]

So, like, patrons DON'T get to make writing suggestions, right? Just want to be sure.

[north root]

this lead to the creation of the god of War, who stumbled upon the decaying corpse of The Moon Lord (Cthulhu)

[dusk laurel]

i dont get it

[north root]

i wouldn't need to suggest anything, this is all the actual lore

[long bloom]

we're allowed to but nobody's obligated to listen to us

[north root]

xeroc thinks fledging wings are useless and both underpowered and overpowered

[long bloom]

or take anything we say into account at all

[wanton pendant]

Oh God.

[north root]

anyway the God of War plundered the corpse of the Moon Lord and stole his Brain and Eye and Small Intestines

[distant smelt]

Oh god dammit not this

[north root]

he kept them as pets for a while, unfortunately when the Godslayer Yharim stabbed him to death his pets escaped

[wanton pendant]

Do I want to see you patrons' suggestions?

[pliant ruin]

i see that this is still going

[long bloom]

they're not actual suggestions
in casual conversation you can be like "hey you should consider doing this" but chances are they will not consider

[pliant ruin]

fascinating

[north root]

the moon lord, now dead, retreated back to the moon with the Celestial Draconic Founding Fathers

[pliant ruin]

not in a good way i mean

[north root]

unfortunately they all also passed away due to lack of Oxygen on the Moon

[wanton pendant]

I mean, that's not really a patron ability, I could totally tell the Devs to do something but they wouldn't listen to me either.

[long bloom]

true

[dusk laurel]

i still dont get it

[long bloom]

i feel like patrons have slightly more influence tho

[wanton pendant]

I don't think they do.

[distant smelt]

Now i think they should have less

[wanton pendant]

True.

[long bloom]

i agree

[north root]

their auric souls were consumed by some random humans, fortunately the Ghost of the Moon Lord enlisted them in his army as the Celestial Pillars

[pliant ruin]

why

[stoic lark]

what are you talking about

[wanton pendant]

No one knows.

[long bloom]

pure brainrot

[stoic lark]

you've been going on like this for hours please stop

[long bloom]

for hours

[north root]

calamity lore discussion my dude

[long bloom]

please help us

[distant smelt]

This is the end of lore discussion

[wanton pendant]

I'd rather hear other patrons 'enlightened' suggestions.

[north root]

i think this all started with Permafrost being 300 quadrillion years old

actually

[long bloom]

thankfully this person does not have access to the patron discord

[north root]

wait i forgot where i was going with this

[wanton pendant]

I'm so confused I'm not sure who is being referred to.

[pliant ruin]

i have access to patreon discord

[north root]

they're all elitists anyway

[long bloom]

tosjhi

[wanton pendant]

But they got the orange name and the logo.

[north root]

oh wait did i mispell my own username

[long bloom]

yeah

[distant smelt]

You have a real username?

[wanton pendant]

Am I going to sleep tonight?

[junior anvil]

you're a real person?

[north root]

anyway back to the age of the dragons

[long bloom]

that's for the like $5 tier
the discord is $10 and above

[north root]

so after zeratros was assassinated and his children were murdered in a coup

[wanton pendant]

Then why the hell are you white?

[long bloom]

you can stop paying and they won't kick you out

also my parents have european descent

[stoic lark]

nope i've already told you to stop, you're actively being disruptive with this

[distant smelt]

Holy shit we’ve actually been saved

[wanton pendant]

How does this affect the Abyss population?

[north root]

alright if you don't want to hear the lore you don't have to

i guess

[long bloom]

one person hijacking the entire channel for hours is not fun actually

[wanton pendant]

New idea, donating to the patreon gets you banned.

[long bloom]

real

[wanton pendant]

This channel exists so I can beg the writers to tell me obscure details like trade policies and birthdays. Can't think of any other purpose.

[north root]

anyway after xeroc killed zeratros and dogma tried to kill yharim because he didn't want to consume yharon's auric soul and then he started killing gods or whatever

what do you want me to even post

[wanton pendant]

That's... The actual lore.

[long bloom]

congration

you did it

[distant smelt]

I was gonna say something before i realized it was just right

[north root]

hooray guys now let's go beg the devs to find out what dragon the god of dogma killed or whoever

[wanton pendant]

I think it was Law.

[distant smelt]

what are the implications of this

[north root]

they're going to throw him to the trashers

[distant smelt]

oh ok

[north root]

can i theorize in this channel if nobody's using it then? i don't wanna disrupt people after all

[pliant ruin]

dude that wasn't theorizing u were going on insane tangents about fandom wiki lore

😭

[north root]

call it whatever if everyone's problem was that i was disrupting discussion then can i do it while nobody else is talking

[pliant ruin]

no because this is a public chat

u r disrupting by doing that in general

like. whjy

[north root]

ok thanks

[distant smelt]

Surely there is somewhere else you can rant?

[north root]

there are less calamity lore discussion channels than you'd think

[pliant ruin]

but that wasn't even calamity lore 😭

[distant smelt]

Idk dont you have like a group chat to spam or something?

[leaden bridge]

You have to do it with elegance dawg can't do it too long

[north root]

thats actually good advice thank you

[leaden bridge]

awesome

[long bloom]

permafrost

and/or amidias

[leaden bridge]

amidias doesn't have any reasons to ever send a laugh emoji

[long bloom]

true

[leaden bridge]

Permafrost...... We think he'd be more a dry texter, he'd go haha, he does mean it he just doesn't use emojis for no specific reason

[vagrant star]

Signus

[north root]

permafrost uses emoticons

[vagrant star]

I think

[north root]

exclusively

[leaden bridge]

Signus doesn't text

[vagrant star]

Damnit

[long bloom]

who made ender the arbiters of lore

[leaden bridge]

Signus just appears in your room like a sleep paralysis demon to tell you bullshit

Annoying asshole

[leaden bridge]

always have been

[north root]

me i did

[long bloom]

all of you are going in the eel pit

[north root]

don't worry i went through a redemption arc in the last 2 hours

[leaden bridge]

Eels fear us

[long bloom]

fuck

[leaden bridge]

But also like, eel pit? Like electric eels or just Normal eels? Normal eels are kinda gross we guess but not the most threatening, not saying they have to be really threatening and we mean any aquatic creature like that can be scary but,

This is to say the number one laugh emoji candidate is Bandit because they're a Normal Person

[north root]

what if they're gulper eels from the abyss

[long bloom]

goddamnit you're right

[north root]

bandit uses the modern tiktok slang of 🥀

[long bloom]

:[

[leaden bridge]

🥀 isn't a 😂 equivalent though

[north root]

it's more ironic

the progression of tiktok laughing emojis descends down a scale of irony

[leaden bridge]

🥀 is more 💀 which is really just an evolution of our many shorthands for ts as in This shit is killing me

[north root]

bandit says ts pmo on a daily basis

[leaden bridge]

That does mean laughter but 😂 is used on other contexts

second most likely is hard to say

It's easy to argue either braelor or statis but one of those doesn't even know how to write so

[long bloom]

which one

[leaden bridge]

Up to interpretation

Exercise for the reader

[north root]

statis can't write he's too sticky from the slime

[long bloom]

🤨

[leaden bridge]

Third most likely is guy who made draedon when they were sent a meme by the other lab boys

It'd be really funny if everyone just called them Daedalus

[north root]

john wulfrum is an old grandpa robot for sure he uses 😂

[leaden bridge]

john wulfrum doesn't exist

[long bloom]

[north root]

who made all the wulfrum then

if we aren't sure then you can't say he doesn't exist

[leaden bridge]

wulfrum was made by wulfrum john

Different person

It was originally called Johnium

[north root]

wulfrum jones discovered the jungle temple before drowning in the shimmer, that might be what you're thinking of

[leaden bridge]

No that's his cousin

After third it's definitely a free for all

like, calamitas might have sent one or two at one point and then decided she hated them for exactly

dog doesn't have fingers so he doesn't count

Draedon uses emojis extensively for literal purposes

[north root]

dog ramdashes into walls that have pictures on them to type

very impressive he was able to type all of his boss dialogue in the middle of the fight all things considered

[leaden bridge]

Resource Extraction Report 118
🪵 678 kg
🪨 567 kg
🌊 30000 ls

it's actually more efficient than writing

You might ask why so much water; it's for cooling mostly

[north root]

isn't it L

not Ls

[leaden bridge]

who cares #nerdshit (/j

[north root]

this is what i get for lore discussing i guess, just throw me in the abyss already

[leaden bridge]

Yharim hates emojis because they were made by the God of Expression

Mind you they were drawn before they became a God

Yharim's just a hater

Yharon has his own emojies and there's no 😂 and nobody's asked him why

[north root]

the dragon of emotion did not die for this ✌️

[neon sand]

Should i watch a video for the story or should i do a play through first

[north root]

do a playthrough first it makes the lore make more sense

so you actually know who the characters are and stuff

[frosty charm]

what are the schools of magic in calamity

[long bloom]

all the important lore is currently in the game

also youtube videos are extremely unreliable

before you start a playthrough though, i have 3 notes:

1. all vanilla lore is non-canon (including vanilla bestiary entries)
2. read the calamity bestiary entries
3. the lore items you get from killing bosses are from the perspective of yharim

[neat jetty]

Beaten hive minds, and I’m so damn confused about their lore

[light linden]

What do you need explained?

[long bloom]

the corruption is the essence of several evil gods yharim killed, and the hive mind is some of the god's consciousnesses trying to regain power

same with the crimson and perforator hive

with the hive mind specifically, the dominant consciousness is that of the god of dogma, who was the leader of the cult yharim was raised in

if you're still confused about something lmk

[fleet wedge]

Why did you turn them into a femboy

[split mortar]

What

[cloud ibex]

???

[limpid saddle]

???

she's just wearing a suit

what classifies as a femboy to you

[distant smelt]

Pack it up guys, women can’t wear suits anymore 😔

[mighty zenith]

thats not even a stereotypically femboyish thing to do 😭

[strong notch]

Wouldn't it count more towards being a tomboy? (even if barely because what's wrong with suit?)

[stark basalt]

based

[wheat walrus]

What r u yapping abt twin

[wheat walrus]

thanks

[long bloom]

most comprehensible pokeverse message

[wheat walrus]

"why did u turn them into a femboy" and it's just teto w a suit

[wanton pendant]

If Primordial Light exists, does Modern Dark exist? New secret god?

[split mortar]

Nascent darkness

[wanton pendant]

Nerd.

[split mortar]

Bruh it was stinkychungus25 who made the name in sscls a bit ago

[wanton pendant]

How long ago is 'a bit ago'?

[split mortar]

5 days ago

[split mortar]

ASHES

[wheat walrus]

ashes is what im turning u into melon

[split mortar]

Why

[wheat walrus]

why not

[split mortar]

Water

[wanton pendant]

What?

[wheat walrus]

and you

you will be vapor

[wanton pendant]

What did I even do!?

[split mortar]

Not you

🍉 has water in it

[wheat walrus]

🍈

you're not watermelon gun

[stoic gulch]

Cat thing gun

[split mortar]

[stoic gulch]

Yeah that’s what you look like when you MEOW

[split mortar]

I dont look like cheese

[stoic gulch]

Yuh uh

You fusioned danced with her

Cheese gun

Catthing gum

[split mortar]

@ parmiigianoreggiano this true?

[wheat walrus]

you coward