#lore-discussion
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The 22 + 25 was literally LYING on the table
one of them. missed.
i mean it's realistic for people to miss you have to account for that
Well revived is stretching it
thank you camel
They are walking around again, but well I didn't learn my lesson from the ravager incident
It's not pronounced like camel
It's khamule
š
As a lord of the rings fan this is making me die slowly
Anyway I will let it slide
For now
Khamƻl is one of the 9 nazgƻls
thank you king k. rool
one of the 10 nashgoons, got it
Nashgoons š
I'm going to screenshot this so that 3 years later i'll post this with zero context and horrify everyone involved
I'd say it's lore relevant because it is deliberately said in game to be flammable. and also apparently tasty, implying it's edible
the only thing it can actually be eaten for is, interestingly, the lesser healing potion.
In 3 years sso will drop and everyone will be discussing gorthus
true
given its used for torchs, it suggests that slimes would probably be reasonably common targets for hunting by civilizations
this could imply something funny about how the Slime God himself could be perceived
what npc should i make sell food to the protags
no i'm not using permafrost and delicious meat i'd rather die
obvious choice is tavernkeep (i had the idea for him to be a generla barkeep/alcohol guy in the story instead of just selling ale and the crystal stuff) or maybe the merchant
i mean
making food is a skill alot of people have
u dont need to think too hard about it i dont think
yea i'm just tryna think of a good vendor to introduce
fair
you can just have a random cook minor character that helps out in a bar or just have the protags learn it themselves or have the tavernkeep do it idk
i'll prob just have the tavernkeep do it since i plan to have a scene there later anyways
that's xeroc's house now
makes sense
would a comparison with a star make sense
i probably shouldn't overthink this so hard but i'm trying to name the chapters relavently to something that happens
stars are pure mana
and are different from the sun
the sun is a ball of primordial light
not a star
yeah i'm aware that the sun is xeroc's thing
like the old name for provis chapter was sundown (yknow big fire ball getting taken down ha)
naurr
you could try a name around the concept of angels and demons
bc provi is kinda representative of both
angelic and demonic
could do yea
there's many stars but only one sun
in the universe?
and the sun was presumably there before even zeratros
unless stated otherwise, yes
does it generate heat
how
there wouldn't be life if it didn't
idfk
everything we know about the calamity sun:
⢠it is made of primordial light, not mana. meaning it is not a star.
⢠it orbits terraria instead of the other way around
⢠it's less hot than the lava of the brimstone crags
⢠it existed before the world soul shattered (given how dragons were alive then)
⢠post world soul shattering, it's controlled by the current wielder of primordial light
not cold, just
not as hot as our sun
u said colder than the brimstone lava
from this we can assume it's also much closer to the planet
crags lava is REALLY hot
how be there rocks
idk
rock melt
i also dk
cuz like its gotta be magically
hotter
did the brimstone crags exist before azafure or was it a product of azafures industrialization
existed before iirc
wait i misremembered something
oh yeah isnāt it like that bc silvas right above it in the abyss and some of their life juice is seeping down to the crags
crags lava is hotter than 4,400° c
ok
yeag
what if there was a dude who lived there and his name was brimstone craig
peak
Almost as hot as my pc trying to run DoG infernum
is Xerocās Primordial Light and the Primordial Wyrm referring to the same primordial
primordial just means really old
i would imagine no
like from the beginning old
word
like "the first"
yharin labubu
yharim would totally have a secret labubu collection
now ull never know if i meant to spell yharon or yharim
i will contact the moderators
draedon would DEFINITELY have a secret labubu collection with an excel sheet of like every single labubu for sale in the universe
wait heās a robot maybe heās not much for collecting
heād fw sciencebubus and technologybubus
literally the only thing he cares about is sciencing
so i guess the only remaining question is who in the roster is the most dubai chocolate labubu coded
demographically itās gotta be calamitas right
seriously stop
no
just thinking out loud
or
yharim is 6 letters
keep it to yourself
6 7 in calamity ???
Why did he add gemstones and shit to dog's armor are those even practical
dog probably wanted em
dog wanted to aura farm
"yeah those gemstones will totally make me go faster add them"
they likely have little to no effect on the armour's effectiveness
astral labubu
lmfao
god of labubus
sigh
itās lore relevant i swear
Iām gonna throw rocks at you
from what i knew they're js odd-looking plushies
guess ill go have my offtopic convo in cmt
No
ā¹ļø
Im sorry Goupert Funkerdinckle
yharim is lowkey a huge fraud imagine if he got reverse isekaiād into our world heād be so lost
Yharim looks like a stand user
asking people about the gods and getting so many conflicting answers
he IS the stand
"where is god"
"heaven"
"wheres that"
"afterlife"
"what"
how physically strong would he be in the real world like could someone run him over with a car and heād be fine
yea
the car would probably be totaled
he's able to go toe to toe with gods
puny gods tbf
hes like 6ā8ā and probably 2000 pounds
strongest one loses to a meteor
more like 8'0
weight is entirely unknown
yeah i was including armor
hes getting fat in the aerie
Gods are frauds
armour's probably not too heavy considering you have the temu version of his and it increases your running speed
very true
Also didn't draedon make yharims enhanced armor?
yuh
so itd heavy
exo, as in outside you
Would draedon have a better shot at conquering the world than ultron
Draedon also made armor for the DoG which i beleice was described the be light and flexible, so he has experience with it
endoskeleton is inside you
i feel like there could also be reasoning that it wouldnāt be dense in order to not prevent the flow of electricity through it
cosmilite is just bendy for some reason
endoskeleton like fnaf
the duality
yeah i realised i said endo half a second after sending
marvel doodads are a lot stronger than calamity doodads
but does ultron have the plague
draedon is infinitely more competent
ultron gets one infinity stone and its wraps
which one
is he?
doesnt really matter they all are stupid strong
soul 
ultron is literally just evil grok right heās just an ai hooked up to the internet that decided humans suck
soul is strong
correct
yea
but that doesnt mean he isnt smart
he had a point
what if ultron and draedon had a brain off
idiot stupid ruined his character
world ends
i think draedon could more effectively conquer the world
What if draedon got the infinity stones
i think they could both destroy everything
hed probably study them like a nerd
tbf what else would you do
play with them
how advanced is the most advanced civilization in lore? like we know draedon had some crazy tech but presumably he kept it to himself, what were the regular ppl working with
massively varies
i know azafure went industrial
some ppl have medieval axes, some people have laser guns
some people have magic axes that are as strong as laser guns
who the hell has laser guns r u talking about the martians
draedon tech he passed down to yharmy
how effective was the phaseslayer for the yharmy

without draedrae everything is magic and like early 20th century
what about wulfrum i thought draedon didnāt have anything to do with wulfrum stuff
thatās like some third party that we donāt really know about right
yea,,
oh right the supercharged hovercraft
the magic weapon is magic so thats ruled out
wulfrum to me feels more like constructs
magical constructs
steam punk with a magical energy core
i could see wulfrum tech being like a āmagic-metalā age of tech, where theyāre transferring from magic adjacent technology to a more industrialized technology
is there any lore behind the lilies of finality summon
crossover/reference items are non canon
oh i didnāt know it was one of those
yeah it would open up a tanker of worms if they were canon
like how the hell would you explain ooa
wires is canonical to calamity because calamity is objectively a copy of fargo because i'm fargo's spy
which calamity character would have the worst diet if they were totally responsible for it
dog does not count
Armored digger
probably calamitas
i feel like permafrost would eat exclusively microwave dinners and see nothing wrong with it
Delicious meat
he thinks theyāre better because they come frozen
hi there minos prime
-didnt have much money as a kid
-probably got like MREs while in the yharmy
-homeless
yharon would absolutely LOVE hibachi imagine seeing his face light up when the chef does the big flame ā¤ļø
hi solidus snake metal Gear Solid by Hideo Kojima
gng im ignorant here what's an MRE in this context
meal ready to eat
meal ready to eat i assume
oo
how'd she fare if she was in new york anyways?
Every person in the yharmy got cardboard and sticks in their MREs
my sister said they got m&ms in their mres in the marines
standard enough
candies for energy
very true
car
about 80 years ago they tried giving soldiers a different type of candy to give them energy
i donāt think it ended too well
our 2 pfps are like 2 cats having a conversation
both leaning very close to their phone
is the sea king chill personality wise i feel like i donāt know much about him
wrong
he eats delicious meat
is this referencing something
does a chef cook his own meals?
Probably
no
the last thing you want to do when you get home after a day of cooking food is cook more food
sheās not wrong there
what if all yharim needed was good food, good friends, and good laughs ā¤ļø
and more propagandas to smear gods
good propaganda, good genocide, and good war crimes ā¤ļø
wait so if yharons egg goes to the dragon aerie when he dies and rebirths how did the dogma cult get it to try and make yharim become god king
What if it's delicious and it's meat
And you can cook it
And you're hungry
honestly whatās stopping him from cooking up one more delicious meat before he closes up shop for the night and takes it home for dindin
is there any calamity specific lore to the mushroom people or are they just the same as vanilla terraria
Those who know
could you maybe be able to help include me into those who know
what if instead of the starfury it was called the starhappy how would that impact the lore
How would that affect leBron's legacy
probably in a very major way if i had to throw out a guess
ohhh my goddddd dude imagine lebron in calamity
space jam 3
LeBron vs yharim
legendary 1 on 1
yharim is probably like as tall as the hoop
do sports exist in calamity like would i blow draedons mind if i showed him a basketball
well, golf definitely exists
thatās true i forgot about the golfer
unclear on other sports (I searched the terraria wiki for basketball, got no results, and it's too late at night for me to do any further research)
wait how canon is the golfer bc he can give you a golf cart which doesnāt really seem to fit in line with the the average technology level in lore
in what possible way is a golf cart less advanced than a flying wulfrum drone?
you make a great point
er. I meant "more advanced", because it is less advanced. I am tired.
yeah i got what u meant
so, here's a random thought
how many bosses can realistically fit into the "i'm putting you out of your misery" category
i'm fairly convinced that me blowing up clone calamitas is an act of mercy
i think crabulon counts in a sense, considering it's a crab who wants to go back home and a mushroom parasite thing controlling it
maybe signus as itās using stasisā body, but we donāt really know if that actually saves stasis by us defeating signus
crabulon is a good one
I'm still not sure of crabulon lore, such as it is. Like... is the crab dead, and just being controlled by the fungus? Is it a cordyceps situation where the still-living crab is being controlled? Is it mutualistic?
ooh, maybe poltergeist counts?
thatās the geometry dash level
my understanding is that it's a bunch of souls merged together or something, blowing that up probably frees them
also i know it isn't a boss but literally everything in the brimstone area probably
yeah the lore item for polterghast literally says itās wallowing in sorrow and screaming in madness we r definitely putting it out of its misery
i think the lore said something like "a crab and a mushroom, one seeking shelter, one seeking a host"
i can't read lore items on a controller so my actual understanding on things is a little shaky haha
fair enough
i think the wiki has all the lore items on a single page if you just wanna look there
plaguebringer goliath is probably being put out of its misery
mind controlling robotic plague doesnāt sound too pleasant
the crab is very dead
it's just the shrooms left
does cryogen count as a kill? i think it's more just a weird prison break
cryogen is just an animated spell
the ice isn't really alive and the big chill himself walks and talks just fine once the boss is beaten
oh right, the ravager exists
yeah that's a "mercy and also you're an asshole" kill
well nothing has changed in that regard then
i kinda see ravager as like thereās not really anything left to save
now i'm wondering if the old duke or leviathan count
both of them lost their home
but one moved and the other seems to have adapted pretty well
whatās the lore of the old duke is he literally just an old duke fishron
i think so lol
wait is duke like a title or a name or what
it's an english thing i think
...which makes the old duke british, this is totally a mercy kill lmao
he's the first* draconic offshoot
born just after the last shard of the world soul was taken
wait what is the world soul again and who took it
it was there before everything and it shattered
i know that
it shattered and dragons took the pieces to give themselves auric souls
okay i figured it was the dragons
allegedly
anyway old duke is effectively being replaced by a draconic post polter sulphur sea boss that doesn't suck
at some point
ooooh
call me crazy for this but the duke is one of my least favorite fights in vanilla so thatās exciting to me
old duke
not duke fishron
duke fishron will remain unchanged
yeah i know but duke + old duke is basically 2 duke fights so after the update weāll only have 1 duke fight
true
do you guys think yharim is a cold shower type of guy or a hot shower type of guy
Cold shower because if he accidentally makes it too hot it reminds him of the lava
so true it brings back bad memories and kinda makes him want to start a crusade against showers
He probably likes showers more than baths anyways
now do you think yharim listens to music in the shower or does he raw dog it in silence
i could see see silence but i could also see him just listening to his own theme on repeat bc he thinks heās so awesome and fire litty sauce
Bold assumption that Yharim even showers at all 
do you think if draedon existed in the real world heād use linkedin
actually better question what do you guys think draedon thinks about music
does he think itās useless garbage bc itās not science
or can he like actually appreciate the arts
Surely music falls under science
Knowing how to make music is a knowledge so yeah think so
Draedon can prob make pretty good music
Draedon's a science guy, he probably knows how to do a lot. What he can't do is feel empathy.
brong
Hey omni
Calamity game theory itās all a dream and the terrarianās in a coma and yharim represents the terrarianās abusive father
Why didn't yharim hide a lava charm in his buttocks
Hey melon
Get out.
Springyharim
This was the expected response so i win
Get IN spark user
Thank you random teto fan
Is the terrarian capable of absorbing any auric soul and survive? I mean, yharim did so...
What
Yharim did not absorb an auric soul
He's just attuned with Yharon
My bad, wrong lore interpretation
As for what happens when you absorb one, you don't die you become a god (think of Providence, who absorbed the dragon of flames' auric soul)
Though, we don't know how to absorb an auric soul ourselves, so we won't
But if we did, we should become gods, not die
What the terrarian can or cant do is up to YOU
Gonna buy an actual melon and give it a nerf gun just to hug it
Dont think theres a known case of someone dying to absorbing an auric soul
By dev statements, multiple auric souls can kill
Or become polterghast but piss
Making you lose your sense of self and burst
Ya
So long as you don't do, like, three, then yeah, you can absorb an auric soul. Too bad you don't know how!
Sadly yharon is the only auric soul left and he explicitly is much more of a pain to get
So if you wanna be a god, go poaching in the Dragon's Aerie. Be warned, the security there is tight.
I still dont understand what is the aerie
It's a special place for the dragons.
so if yharons egg goes up to the aerie when heās rebirthing, how did dogma get the egg in order to try and make yharim god king
Some kind of other place, not physically accessible from Terraria, you can't just explore and walk into it.
It's a different plane from reality?
He probably went to the Aerie.
Dogma rnsomeone they knew could get there
Maybe, it's not well understood.
It could be a pocket dimension or something.
Yeah??? Kinda??? Place is weird
Draedon has looked literally everywhere and cant find it (and the place is a bit fucky with time)
So its not accessible by just looking around yet yharim and yharon can just casually go there
And presumably so could other dragons and at least one person aligned with Dogma.
How it's accessed is unknown.
Along with most other details about it.
so before the crusade, only the dragons and dogma/dogmas accomplice (at the very minimum) knew how to get to the dragon aerie. after the crusade, yharim and yharon are now the only ones who know how to get to the aerie
they killed everyone else who knew how to get there
or in the dragons case they were killed anyways
Most likely.
Yeah seems the case
He what someone?
Otherwise, Draedon would have figured it out.
Or someone.
^
Oh, I guess Xeroc would probably know, given the whole monk, friend with dragons thing.
I'd assume most gods wouldn't have known.
Since it's probably supposed to be a secret of the dragons.
And the gods and dragons are different groups.
Yeah but how will we be able to find it then?
my guess is yharim is just gonna tell us when heās ready to fight us
pull up letās throw hands
do you guys think draedon would be the type of guy to post his wordle in the general chat every day
Draedon would play factorio
heād go fucking crazy for automation factory type games
Wait and find out.
if yharim was in our world and he had to get a job what do you think his job field of choice would be
Serious answers only.
i feel like heād want to be a physical therapist.
Angry politician or maybe a warlord or some shit
Or maybe he'd just be a political Twitch streamer
He'd be a tame British bloke.
No no, a Kick Streamer.
I think he'd be the one who needs a physical therapist 
Satisfactory 
Kick deez nu-- wait no. No. Don't do that
is there any calamity specific lore to the mushroom ppl
are they tied to the same fungus taking over crabulon
oh so heās a unique creature, not part of a larger species?
Like, he's probably the same kind of mushroom.
But not hijacking anyone, he's just like that.
so he just grew out of the ground one day like hey guys šāāļø
If it weren't for you kidnapping and eating his kids, there'd be more.
i only eat the orange ones his kids usually just get thrown in the trash
donāt assume iām some kind of monster, jesus
Human, I remember you're shroomite.
oh wait thatās right we do compress his children into bars of biometal
wait
HES the one that sells us the machine to do it!!
oh really heās probably horrified with the player
Coach
YOI WERE DOING IT IN FRONT OF HIM!?
āhere, now you should be able to farm herbs a bit faster, for your brewing!! wait what are you doing wait put my child down wait no wait noā
obviously
you make the surface mushroom biome and stick the mushroom guy and his auto hammer there
if you donāt put his auto hammer at his house you never visit him again and he dies alone
or at least i do
Whos the guy talking with us on the boss rush dialogs? At the beginning i thought it was xeroc, but now i think is yharim, even though probably isnt.
yeah its xeroc
Xeroc.
I can finally die in peace
Rest in pieces.
Man, this lore has layers of complexity that my brain isn't capable of processing
thatās whatās good about it
once you start picking those layers apart
itās like lasagna
the best lasagna youāve ever had
layer after delicious layer
speaking of layers when does the sulfurous sea end and the abyss start
is it just when all the rocks in the middle stop and itās empty
When you stop getting the sulphuric poisoning effect.
well presumably in lore the abyss and sulfurous sea are like a full sized sea right itās not a 2d world in canon
The sulphurous sea we see in game is only the coastline.
Sulphuric depths is the name of the first abyss layer so maybe they overlap a bit
i see i see
The abyss is unnaturally deep for its location, but in-game is likely far shallower than the lore.
Since in-game, it's actually only comparable to the regular sea floor in real life in a large world.
yeah i feel like a lore accurate abyss youād be descending for like 10+ minutes before hitting the floor
Its when you start seeing the gray-ish sulphuric sand-like block
If we put it at like, Mariana Trench level, that's probably more "lore accurate" than in-game.
Probably much longer if its closer to mariana or challanger depths
Putting Hell in the mid crust I believe someone mentioned.
do we think thereās anything under hell or just magma and rock
Unless the abyss is like a hundred kilo deep then yeah hell is in crust
Magma and rock
Rest of the crust.
Then the mantle.
And the core of the planet.
Chat what if the aerie is in the worlds core
did the math and nope
Hollow Terraria Theory.
with iron boots, it'd take 8:55 to reach the bottom of challenger deep
Oh lol
Im hearing you
unfortunately for humanity, you can't go 46mph downwards
and even if you could, there's a pretty noticable weakest link there
Casual.
you can but only once
even with perfect gear, you're limited by the human body's ability to pressurise
Aerie has connection to world soul (presumably resided in said world)
Draedon has explored the entire surface and hasnt found it
But you can go 105mph upwards without dying so
Underground is hard to explore deeper in.
okay thats also in air and not water
I cast gay beam
water is notable for being pretty heavy
Rude.
can they add the bends to the abyss
if you magic mirror out itās instant death
you explode
Devs, add that.
infernum abyss
or implode whatever happens
holy shit that abyss is massive
If you drilled a hole into the side at the bottom of the abyss, you would die horribly and painfully.
is that the infernum abyss
yeah
layer 4 is a boss arena
Real
What if you did so without being in he way
How far do you need to go to not be in the way?
wulfrum mining turtle
Step to the side
Step to the side twice
Ok but still ~4g's with equipment, is sufficient to at least make someone faint
Just dont make too big a hole
That makes it worse.
Why
Because less space to get sucked into.
And the terrarian can support temperatures of +1000c°
Terrarian can stand right next to like 4600celsius magma without issue
presumably if you poked like a penny sized hole into the side of the bottom of the abyss i feel like water would shoot out so fast it instantly boils from the kinetic energy
there was an xkcd video on this kinda thing
specifically niagara falls through a straw
its still a lot of water through a tiny hole
Is draedon a sand eater
maybe if he was really hungry and everywhere was closed because it was late
Imagine if the songs that we hear like the biomes ones, bosses, etc could be heard by everyone including the terrarian?
Does Calamitas hate sand?
She probably has conflicted feelings.
It just echoes throughout the world
Doesn't hold up, Stained, Brutal Calamity isn't canon.
i'd think niagara falls has a higher throughput than a theoretical abyss hole would
and it could be squeezed into a 10 meter pipe
ilmeris
ilmeris
Ilmeris
Ilmeris
Dumbass
jinx!
Ilmeris.
Fugg
I imagine Ilmerid would be synonymous with Ilmerian, but also a more archaic word
If calamitas evaporated ilmeris, doesnt that means that she probably made glass from melting the silica on the sand?
I have a theory for that.
She could have
Sand Elemental ground it all back up into sand.
And isnt ilmeris the desert?
It was under it.
Well, she could have also used lower temperatures to conserve energy
The sea was the size of like italy so where she nuked and made glass could just be not available in what we olay
true she was probably holding back most of the time because it took several weeks
Specifically the Sunken Sea. IIRC Large worlds generate with more than one desert, but only one of those deserts has the Sunken Sea under it
I keep hearing conflicting numbers about how long it took.
Most of the underground desert used to be sunken sea
From a few days to a few months.
Yeah, forgot that water has a boiling temperature much lower than the temperature needed to make glass
Yeah cei said few days and rebecca said few weeks
Do you all know about the leidenfrost effect? I assume if she heated the water TOO hard, the steam would have prevented more water from rushing in to be evaporated either
So a lower temperature could save energy AND prevent that from happening
Until sso out we wont have much concrete stuff
Days is more hype moments and aura (and is easier on the timeline).
a few days would be impressive even for draedon
Prob best to listen to reb since most recent and she handling ilmeris a lot iirc
Few days would be half a tsar bomba a second
wait how did calamitas get underneath the desert in the first place to start her incineration of ilmeris
We should make them fight over it.
Magic.
Ilmeris was a kingdom theres prob routes she coulda gone in
true
She had to show her passport and her business; terrorism.
I mean, with an army of armored diggers and the destroyer , even if the way was blocked they could have easily made another
Wasn't the upper part open sea before Calamitas boiled it?
I don't think so.
No
Top was desert
dude imagine your city getting incinerated then on top of that some asshole covers everything in sand
Huh, weird
Sand Elemental saw an opportunity.
If she boiled the ocean there probably was a massive downpour after
It wasn't an ocean.
Or a sea, technically.
aquifer
Or at the same time
Yeah, that's what it was.
Sunken Aquifer Overhaul
so did draedon build the ss lab after ilmeris š„š„š„ event
i wonder where the lab's gonna be placed come sso1
In the sunken sea, probably.
i was just making sure bc he also talks about how he has the largest sea prism crystal which he was studying for miracle matter or whatever he was doing
No, it was for Exo Prims.
Not Miracle Matter.
Exo Prims are used to make Miracle Matter.
miracle matter came about from massive overexertion during the exos fight, with you making an actually stable form
oh wait yeah miracle matter is just used for our weapons right
yeah
Yes
Yes, and the Exo Mechs create it as a byproduct.
miracle matter is basically a molten slurry of exo prism
yummy
you're able to shove some other stuff in to make it not immediately start decaying or boiling or whatever
exo prisms themselves are pretty much just souped up sea prisms
i be walkin around terraria with my handbag of miracle matter
(imagine itās yellow and glowing instead of coffee)
Miracle Matter is green.
Snowgrave.
this god is pissing me offā¦.
I am the original Yharim
-Yharim, The original one
-Draedon
is there a single reason (a straw that broke the camels back) as to why braelor and stasis attempted to kill yharim
Genocide.
And they threw their bestie into the abyss.
what did i misspell
Statis
oops stasis
General grammatical errors. And Statis.
Because he's an ass. And he killed some of their friends.
but hadnāt the crusades been going on for a good while before it was attempted
do we know anything about shakidou other than their name and domain
Braelor was a follower of Silva so probably that didn't help
Nope!
Otherwise it would be on that document.
I heard he was really strong.
god of emptiness sounds so cool i really hope we learn about them
I mean, as he's a named character we probably will.
isnāt one of the things from wrath of the gods something of emptiness
avatar of emptiness
No.
Avatar
That's Avatar of Emptiness.
ohhh yeah i was conflating the 2
Unrelated.
avatar of emptiness is something completely different
But i think its not going to be related
wotg lore is unrelated to basecal
yeah i know that
calamity au where theyāre all one big happy family together + yharim is a well adjusted normal person
Yharim is racist.
š„āļø
But then where is the calamity?
This is a sitcom
The family dog is DoG
The main plot is just Calamitas going through some horrific ordeal every episode.
the adopted dog thats kinda like early stewie
my mind has been making correlations between the new ravager and william birkin
why
The Resident Evil guy?
The main plot is that Calamitas is a teenager and cant control her emotions
which calamity character would be a big shot
yes
Storm Weaver.
i feel like the tax collector would want to be a big shot
john resident evil
John, the evil resident
Love this worm
'Stand back Ashley, this Resident's getting Evil!' -JFK.
if you could add one calamity character to smash who r u picking
i literally named my sentries only character mrjfk
Draedon
wulfrum rover
Scorn Eater
thatās the big dudes who jump around in the profaned hallow and hell right?
Cannonball jellyfish
for a more serious answer, pre ascension providence
particularly for the gaping jaw and the portruding ribcage
Gabriel Angelos 
i think my answer is draedon, i feel like they could do cool stuff with his moveset where he uses parts from the exos
For a more serious answer, Silva.
Wouldn't she just be a regular (well, sad and despairing) woman before ascension?
honestly the terrarian in smash would be so fire
alright fine all four of them as a tag fighter
No, better yet, i think yharim
yharim is too obvious
sorry yharim is busy kissing mutant
Calamitas!
CalClone in Smash
But any wulfrum could be cool too, imagine making a giant robot made from different wulfrum types
Wait I just remembered a question I had
steak attacks would be a super cool gimmick for a smash character
How did Calamitas get that scar on her face?
That would be like adding Beadle to Smash.
We don't know.
Aw
iād add brimstone craig to smash i think thatās my final answer
craig
If Steve were from Azafure would that make him BrimSteve?
Kesson shit or whatever it's called
You know what else is massive? 
Yharim as the dad, Draedon as other dad, permafrost as uncle, calamitas as daughter, terrarian as other child, Yharon as pet
Permafrost is her dad, though!
Yharim can be weird uncle.
Draedon is the magical computer who causes wacky things to happen.
DoG is evil dog.
Yharon is good dog.
sea king would definitely be the wacky uncle
can i share my yharim headcanon with you guys
No
okay
good
meow
meow
What the hell, sure.
yharim is just a bit cheeked up. like nothing crazy, heās not packing an insanely huge dumpy or anything but itās definitely bigger than normal and people can lowkey tell and theyāre like āyharim is a really good leader and all but does he do squats or something??ā
someone saying something yesterday about how yharim shouldāve been clenching a lava charm in his buttcheeks when he was cast into lava is that gave me this idea
also which calamity character would like i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas the most and who would like it the least
What did I just read.
heās lowkey self conscious about it and sometimes he thinks people are staring at his rear end so he like adjusts his cape a bit to try and cover it up
Wait I thought it was canon?
This is on the same level as some of my theories 
Why Stewie though? I'm pretty sure Brian is the dog
(Also, wth is this šļøššļø)
'Theories.'
Yeah, they're more like enlightening elaborations of objective, universal truth
Yharon with his YOMI Hustle moveset 
Steak š„©š
Who?
its The Calamity
John Calamity? 
brian of cthulu
You think they would play kind of like Sheik?
John, The Calamitous
Why did Brian help Steve kill dragons, is he insane? 
What if Providence is actually the Vulgar Goddess and she just uses a lot of impolite words?
Profanity means swearing.
She would NEVER use charcoal to burn the world!
Yeah I KNEW that
devs if she was the profane goddess
I just went with "vulgar" to avoid anyone thinking it was just a typo
New headcanon: Providence loves starting flame wars on forums 
Bro forgot what profanity meant.
providence is always trying to farm jester awards on steam forums
I command thee to perish
No.
The Propane Goddess (Hank Hill deity???)
what if instead of doing anything the terrarian just showed up, did a sick backflip, and left
from the dragon of fuel
Dragon of Charcoal
The terrarian after seeing all of the shit Yharim has done, probably:
Worst ascension ever! (Opposite of a perfect ascension)
i mean take one look at em you tell me bub
Slime God is just ugly
Mean.
thats a really hurtful thing to say
We never say that about you!
imagine if the slime god said that in a discord behind your back
yeah gods have feelings too pal
Well yeah because I'm not Slime God
I don't put any weight into the aesthetic opinions of something as ugly as the Slime God
Wow, cyberbully, much?
do we know who writes the bestiary entries or is it just an all knowing anonymous independent third party
Yes.
Omniscient narrator.
word
Yharim before slime god running away for the krillionth time
damn it didn't work
i can do images but not gifs? weird
yeah no embeds
ah that's a shame
to counter this, i am going to ask a very important question
how far does king dedede get in calamity
king dedede likely solos all of calamity
considering his strength is relative to Kirby's
who is stupid
well yeah kirby is like the big suck potion that sucks all the items
... is he???
Yeah.
dedede is theoretically a good guy
He hasn't been a villain in decades.
not of his own volition anyway
He was the one keeping Nightmare sealed.
Meta Knight once staged a coup, and he's not evil.
meta knight just wanted dream land to not be lazy
dedede has willingly been a villain like one time
but he got defeated and found jesus and now he's a good guy
And then Kirby beat him up.
yeah now he gets possessed every few weeks
In the latest game he sacrifices himself to save a Waddle Dee, and survives because he's King Dedede.
to him, a loyal subject
Exactly.
it's ok, i'm pink so i know kirby stuff
if i stop being pink i will forget everything
this is a scary existence
Again, King Dedede seized the Star Rod because he was worried it would be misused to unleash Nightmare.
Not because he was evil, to prevent it's use.
Kirby misunderstood and unleashed Nightmare.
Even as Dedede begged him not to.
he wins
triple D would beat yharim to a pulp
grabs blue paint bucket
Probably
Not probably.
Oh yeah no he could ur right
He's gonna clobber that there Xeroc.
I mean considering he can clobber a meteor thousands of light years away in a couple seconds
yes
If Dedede was there when the Moon Lord invaded, it would have been a massacre, but not for the dragons.
actually how high does prime fovos scale
Second strongest.
Still weaker than the combined might of the dragons.
But it's ALL of them, unless, I don't know, a couple couldn't be bothered or died too quickly to help.
Moon Lord can destroy worlds, it probably killed the Martians before reaching Terraria.
are the dragons we know about currently the only dragons to exist or were there more of them
there were way more
atleast 2
it was like a whole ass society/civilization so knowing every dragon that ever existed would be pretty muhc impossible
Theoretically up to 3K auric dragons
so were there theoretically up to 3k gods at the end of the draconic era
oh well some gods would ascend multiple times right
3K - 1
a bunch of the dragons died against fovos though
It would spread fast thats how you fuck yourself up beyond belief
So 3K - 2 is the theoretical highest amount of gods
Assuming every dragon made a god, sans Yharon, then yeah a bit under 3k.
Providence ate only flame
Providence has one soul.
oh oopsies
no gods taht we know of ascended twice
does flame yummy
one or two probably did
And doing three would be disastrous for your health.
got fucked up for it tho
Spicy chicken
so we just know that one of them fucked up and did multiple, we just donāt know who
Two may be possible, but strongly ill advised.
understood
Two auric souls is like oughh oughhhh you're a glupshitto now oughhh
