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Calamitas: "Erm what the nuts"
"Yharim you're fucking stupid that's just a rumo-" *stumbles* š„
#saveyharim2028
Yharim did nothing wrong, Permafrost used him as a scapegoat!
Oh, wait, this is perfect time for 'Moon's Haunted' theory.
Thanatos Plating was Nokia casing all along
How much water would I need to drink before I could piss on the moon?
A cup
Moon's Haunted theory:
the hard part would be getting to the moon
Exactly
No, piss so hard it gets to the moon from Terraria
Are you a Robotnik?
so a question of water pressure
No amount of water will get that done bud
I don't know if you could do that
the piss would crystalize and idk if you can even hit escape velocity
"Hey bro I need a super bladder"
the piss would atomize before reaching the moon
Draedon: "For the last time, stop prank-calling me." hangs up
'I kept one in the clone's chest cavity. Just make a simple incision.'
Whoa, Calclone isn't 100% biologically identical to Calamitas?
Wait, does she have any other spare organs?
That's the difference.
It's cheaper than keeping them on ice.
He just inserted them into her until she was broken out.
"Hey Calamitas, I got good news! You're not going to die of liver failure!"
Calamitas: "...what?"
"Oh I thought you started a drinking habit already. Never mind!"
I feel like Permafrost wouldn't let her near alcohol, given her mental state.
Well yeah, but they're not living together. Cal's house is in the Forest, while Perm's living in the Tundra
Man
Man.
Is that Goku?
Is that Calamitas?
No, she's got round ears.
And the horns are in the wrong place.
And they're wearing blue.
Is it a humanized pre-cat-ification Provy?
Stop.
no it's an obscure character from that one roleplay some people bring up here
oh
I know my character designs, couldn't fool me.
Alright, lore discussion. The Empress of Light is being more fleshed out with the SSO (if I remember correctly) so uh, what do we know about her new lore?
...I try to bring this channel back on topic, trying to atone for my previous brainrotting, and am met with silence after about 45 seconds
not really how that works
We don't know the unrevealed stuff.
yea post more offtopic and break more rules
Well what I'm asking is: what has been revealed about the Empress?
We dont know (i dont know)
Darn, so nothing new has been revealed, then š Guess I gotta be patient
She serves because that makes her stronger and she's a bully, as far as I can tell.
Wait, she's a bully?
'It made her sickeningly obedient. Dependent, but willingly so as they enabled her to slake her base thirst.'
Assuming Yharim's not embellishing...
Well it says she's an emmissary not neccessarily a servant
Emissaries serve in a sense.
My assumption has always been she was more parasitic in nature
Leeching the power of things greater than herself & all that
What if the Empress of Light was like a maid that other gods could hire to take care of divine busywork/chores?
I don't like where this is going.
Avitus you consistently make me very uncomfortable with all your weird fetish scenarios
Like of the God of Books had an unkempt lawn, he could hire the Empress to mow his lawn
please stop
Or cleaning/dusting a house
No this one isn't that, at least not this time
That's not even funny man.
...what?
Ignoring that
Assembling furniture, fixing a broken kitchen sink
i wouldnt say avitus meant much this time but there's a trend for sure
I don't think it means they just 'serve Gods', given the lore item says 'powers beyond & forces of nature'
Feeding the fish while the God of Anglers is gone
So that's Angler's lore.
Wait hold up
That seems to tie more into either some kind of celestial beings that do not exist in this world or specifically serving Xeroc (which I doubt) or Elementals
Oh, that's actually kinda spooky if it's otherworldly celestial beings
Are you phobic?
I dont think its the former option & I assume it's just 'lore item a little outdated or yharim blowing things out of proportion to demonize Xeroc'
I believe the lore items are up to date at present.
Am I otherworldly-celestial-being-phobic? Uhhhh, idk, I'd have to learn more about them
Unless they intend on doing a retcon.
Missed the joke. And I thought you liked old languages.
i heard they planned to retcon her lore because uh
Didn't realize you were making one
eol lore is funny
Hm?
byea iirc they were gonna change it up
Phobic -> Phobos -> Sounds like Fovos.
fovos is homophobic
.
Why is that "were" and not "are"?
Yeah I assume they'd lean into the 'leeching power' thing
didnt think abt it
I guess it got backburnered?
anyways
It was from last year, they were busy.
probably because it already happened & is gonna be revealed in sso
it's funny how many times ppl have to pick up dev statements now for reference
dont mean it as something bad rly
just funny to see
That's why I make the handy dandy charts. (I made one chart.)
wym chart
You know, the war crime chart.
yea, where are the citations
the sources
the links
the screens
Yeah theres alot of stuff that just hasnt been implemented
those are all important when it comes to this stuff
Source: Calamity mod.
dev statements arent in the mod
i saw
Oh wait nvm, I thought you meant a link to the chart
thats not a citation
and that's what i was referring to when asking where citations
Me = dumb!
That chart is actually only in game statements labelled as certain.
getting writer/dev statements on social medias like twitter is already annoying when it comes down to looking for sources
calamity dev talk is like
citation hell
Discord is horrible for archivism.
We should just pin everything a writer says
gotta browse the entire server across years and various devs
Yeah, it's like we need a separate section of the wiki just for canon lore that isn't in the game yet
take every statement as literally as possible
Like the lore document, but also accounting for dev statements
And then there's also some people have a different source with a different answer and they won't freaking tell me what it is!
more like pick up the future plans doc and actually do shit w it
Where does it say Permafrosts' over 500!?
Not gonna happen since the wiki is for the actual calamity mod in its current state
the amount of info abt future stuff that is scattered across random discord messages in this server and sometimes maybe others is...
ya
I don't know how to moderate a wiki! I'll get Fandom on the phone, they'll handle it.
Trillions of needles in a planet-sized haystack
would be cool if there was some sort of effort to compile and archive all of them in a more proper future-plans doc and then keep track of newer/incoming statements
would almost start doing it myself but i cannot guarantee to be very available as i am now
I'd probably forget I was doing it if it was me.
other project i'd prioritize way more + real life shit w my health n stuff
Well obviously you should put your health before something like video game lore organisation.
yeah i just got back into education... today so i couldnt really maintain that
ive been
wish i could do that atp
anyways
I have to figure out what I should be doing in general.
@split mortar you're like the og of pulling out dev statements
could you and some others think of something like this
same here
Are we entrusting our faith in the hands of the British?
took a school break the previous year, was gonna figure things out this summer before getting back but shit hit the fan so :1
terrifying
thats fair
I can't guarantee how long my current fixation will last, and how long until it may return.
So I can't be the one maintaining anything like that.
Despite not doing much i feel like theres so much more pressure on me
summer is like that
it could be a group effort and curated by a group of people that know the stuff and/or the devs themselves
I keep feeling like I'm forgetting to do something.
true
The only thing I can think of is extremely petty.
messes up productivity and makes you feel pressure for when a fixed schedule returns
this has been messing me up a bit with the past few summers alongside other stuff
id rly like summer if it wasnt for the fact that im unlucky during it and there's also that to add to the injury
at least it's ending
ya
This summer wasn't that amazing, if I'm being honest.
this summer was horrendous
At least nobody died for me.
Just wait until later: sometimes when I'm in bed, falling asleep, I'll think "is there any homework I'm forgetting?" and just jolt awake before I remember that I've graduated from college years ago
Old.
š“
late 2024/start of 2025 was the only time i consider worse than this summer but that's because i consider it my lowest point
jumpscared
Good thing I shouldn't have any tests to do for a very, very long time.
damn
i then spent this year trying to improve on my issues but uhh, summer
at least i have a sort of sleep schedule now
2024 was made bad by how bad my insomnia got, it also reflected on my behavior
you got this
At least I got a pin out of it.
Well, since it's mid-Autumn, and this is lore discussion, let's not dwell on our past, and instead discuss lore.
does this count as autumn
ig it depends on the place
It's September?
but here summer ends mid-september
September 20th/21st, depending on the year
Second month of autumn?
hmmmmmmm
da fuck
November-January are Winter.
i assume where you live it starts in august
Winter starts on the winter solstice on December 21st
where u at
Yeah, August-October.
Where in the hell do you live to get something like that?
italy here
Northern hemisphere of Earth
gng
Sorry to hear abour what Calamitas did.
nothing ever happened
Then Febuary-April is spring.
Not Britain, that's for sure!
dang
"Nothing ever happens. Billions must die" - Yharim
damn right yharim
'Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss, Godslay.' -Yharim.
scorch the planet
yharim is the primordial chud?????
real
or aurichud
I remember reading a book and being confused as to why they mentioned August being in Summer.
Yharim is Evil Chud 
(jk)
Me when Cal and Perm look at me confused because I said that Yharon was like an evil version of Providence
time zones and different season areas are the final boss of confusing
Evil versi- That's what Providence is!
they both evil
No, I'm the most evil for using capital letters and full stops.
providence is at least more honest, she said she wants to burn everything to the ground 
At least, the 12 year olds think so.
Yeah that's the joke. Cal rolling her eyes when I start laughing
You'd think they'd have covered them by that age.
nh i ndjekvpo mo hhwhaykbm kytd o w jgf
some people prefer evil w sugarcoating
I'm the opposite
Honest evil > evil w/ sugarcoating
just dont overdo it
true true
I mean providence's excuses is ending inequality and/or removing sin iirc
yharim's evil has enough sugar to kill a victorian child
Aspartame
real
All a ruse, she just hates the gay people. (She is in every closet.)
lmao
Provy just wants equality and an end to suffering, don't be mean to her!

never ask providence what she does when she isn't in public
Ask me what Providence does when she isn't in public
The thing gay people do! Be gay!
We won't.
(she's doing arson actually)
darn
Gay people don't do arson? My life is a lie.
does it involve cat ears? 
Yes: real ones, not fake ones
I mean some probably do, others don't
providence is the goddess of arson in a way so she does it
terrifying
Providence is technically the goddess of what remains after arson: ashes
true
Do you think parents would tell their children stories about Providence to scare them into obedience?
Yeah.
If Providence is a goddess, why did she never end up slain by Yharim?
She did hide and run just like slime god did iirc
too slippery
The why didnāt she run and hide from us when we were fighting her?
she's pissed cuz we killed her squad
there mightve been another reason too but i forgor
overconfidence
yeah that
she runs from battle and also fire spreads
it likely stopped any efforts by the yharmy to get close
and likely yharim himself
Iām also curious in to why sheās also affiliated with the Hallow. The Underworld makes sense because of flames but why also the Hallow?
yharim could prob just walk through fire tbh
the gameplay reason is that having to fight her in hell every time fucking sucks
the lore reason is uhhhh purity something
well regardless it's old lore for the hallow
Deprecated lore, future versions will change her spawn requirements to be more narratively coherent.
Ngl i had been thinking of making a doc with dev statements for a bit
That would be most useful.
Ya
do people actually think amidias eating fish is cannibalism
Theres bound to be some people who do despite it not being the case
He's a fishman. Is it cannibalism to eat an orangutan?
See on one hand I'd assume it's like eating a monkey for us, but also prolly even less connected? Idk
Amidias eating Yharim wouldn't be cannibalism either, hmmm
Anyways cannibalism is both a moral and health problem. Moral for obvious reasons and health because it can cause health problems
Fine, you win, yes.
Is it still morally wrong if the person that's being eaten was evil?
I see it like a human eating a animal that lives on land
So
Fish on fish or human on cow
Kinda
Dawg yes
It's screwed up, though.
Aw :(
Have ppl on the internet on the internet have ever been taught abt the circle/cycle of violence
I don't remember that from Lion King.
It's easy to fall into it, but responding to bad with bad only creates more bad
The cycle of violence exists because it never stops
Acting even worse than Yharim rn, since I don't think Yharim ate anyone he conquered
Even Yharim had a line in the sand he wouldn't cross. It wasn't a straight line, but he never crossed it.
And I say this as someone who struggles a lot with this concept, pls don't answer to bad w bad unless it's for your own safety
Anyways
I'll sleep now
What matters about "bad" is bad for whom. For your friends or your enemies?
The depressions of after midnight are hitting
Bad for human standards
Yourself.
Now i eep
Well yeah because human meat is poison for humans. But on a more general level, when your enemies are attacking you in war, your choices are "fight back" or "die"
how are the zombies from cod integral to the calamity plotline
Enemies like Yharim and his army are not going to accept peaceful surrender
They make Yharim say his gamer word.
i wonder if yharim had a good slur for gods
For Yharim, god was a slur.
oh my god
Internet Explorer serving you well?
ants
they affected lebron james' career negatively
Be really funny if they werenāt even called gods and that was just a yharim thing
Easily disproven but funny to conceptualize
Yharim invented the first slur 'god'.
Oh lord the āgodseeker knightsā
Now I'm thinking about those clickbait alternate timeline videos with insane titles.
'What if Yharim was gay part 23'.
absolutely nothing changes except theres doomed draedon yharim yaoi
so... nothing changes
I prob wont get to it soon
That title is wrong. It should be "What if Yharim were gay part 23" using the subjunctive form of the verb
damn
What if Calamity Mod Discord were gay part now
You want grammatical accuracy in click bait YouTube titles now?
Yes. My Terrarian's empire will enforce grammatical accuracy on pain of death
You forgot a full stop.
i mean
most users ive met here were lgbt in some way
Must I be alone!
I'm vaporizing you now
well its not like i HAVENT met straight people
theyre just a minority, i think...
calamity mod discord the roles r reversed
This server has a higher population than some cities, if you were to poll literally everyone the numbers would probably better reflect the average. Although the idea that everyone other than me is gay here is amusing.
Yeah its mostly regarding just active members i think
I think overall theres probably more straight people here
let me try remembering all the straigth people from calcord i know
95% of people don't even talk here 
you, leon, alt, jello, kiri, garbo question mark
That's why it's hard to prove.
jello isnt even active in this server though dunno if he counts
Where's me
The fuck??
you think silksong released in calamity verse
into the list of straight people you go
I see this happen sometimes where people claim some massive group is predominantly x when really it's probably going to be average.
i thought i was in the calamity mod discord lore discussion
It's just that most people in said group that they had met are x.
Hell yeah.
Garbo is straight till its robot men
Do we know when he died?
do we need to
The lore.
Agnus was just straight up a good guy so i doubt it would've been early on while Yharim was really trying to build up his reputation
who's agnus?
i havent been keeping up with the lore ever since gorthus my favorite character got revealed
Ravager.
it didn't, that's why everything is devastated
didnt know he got name dropped
It was like last month or so.
Agnus is the god that became ravager
Also have art of agnus somewhere
Also more silva art
arent they the same being but ravager is ever so slightly more mindless
Post ascension
Agnus is a good person ravager is a mindless zombie of that guy
Also ravager has blood domain iirc
Ravager is the god of blood
how could the god of sacrifices be a good guy
To others
Huh, I didn't even realize that was possible. I guess it makes sense, since necromancy isn't really much of a restoration/reversal of death at all. Calamitas tried to restore her brothers, and ended up with two empty husks, after all
if the world had a soul is it alive is calamity like bionicle is the planet alive
Planet no longer has soul so planet dead ig
that sucks
Physically stopping myself from bringing up the Grime world soul crack theory again
the what theory
Dont
Go apeshit
Tell the theory
gay city
do other planets have souls of their own that could be used to attain limitless power
The gist of it is that the planet used to be literally alive and Noxus wants the remnants of the world soul so it can create an entirely new world and world soul, inevitably destroying Terraria in the process
(Itās just the lore of the game Grime)
We dunno
cool
id play a game like that
Even in gay city there's gonna be a straight man. Otherwise how would the comedy scene survive?
Do you go on cheeses list of straight people omni
ion even know atp
My insane theory is 'Moon's Haunted' theory.
I'm just happy I made such an esteemed list of seven people.
Fair enough
you cant have a game without a fucked up celestial body
True
Cal takes a unique spin on it and has a fucked up sun instead of a fucked up moon
The sun orbits the world and is magical as fuck
The moon is emo and has the horrors on it
The moon becomes red and increases how much the undead rise
It is fucked up
Also moonlord in it
My insane theory is the "Providence Isn't Beyond Redemption" theory 
Tho sun is more wack
why is he called moonlord instead of moonprisoner
That's just plain crazy.
(The cat-ification comes later)
It's a gilded cage...
To get moonlord stuck on the moon they had to give the guy legal ownership
Do you need to mention the prov catgirl thing every single time youāre in the chat
Have you signed a soul contract
My question exactly.
Will you explode instantly if you go five seconds without bringing it up
Because he's the only person on the moon. Being all alone there might mean that he's exiled from Terraria, but he's lord of the moon, a bit like a child playing alone in a sandbox
I've seen worse obsessions with Providence, somehow.
Avitus do you need help is how often you catgirl providence a morse code
People don't have pet cats, cats have pet people, especially the Profaned Cat 
i believe noxus is the most chill guy in calamity hes like mogh from elden ring
Pdhpcchppetpc?
Certain people will be more open to this idea than youād like
||Look at the bolded letters||
Bold? Yes, you often are.
is the abomination on ur banner the profaned cat
Why would you make me look at that
Iāve seen worse
Doesnt change anything
Not the actual one. I made this one cursed intentionally
you did it on your own
I miss the goblin guy.
Goblins?
I canāt believe chara would make me look at that
is melon gun still gone
Idk maybe he sploded
Worse, British.
@split mortar have you seen melon gun
What if melon gun got separated into two people: Melon, and Gun?
No
when did melon gun rebrand
Idk where he is
Unfortunate!
They weren't selling like they used to.
Im not melon gunā¦
wheres the moonlord pfp and the 100x bans
Melon Gun
Nolem Nug
Golem Nug
Golem Nugget
What if I got split into Spa and rk!
We're getting edible Golem next update
are you sure
Anyway lore discussion
yes 
do you think yharim wouldnt have started the crusade if he played undertale pacifist route
Do you think Draedon is mildly homophobic in the sense that he doesn't understand pride because he thinks it's a waste of time?
I did a thing called join a roleplay and decided to make my pfp art of my character someone had made
And also left calmain a bit ago so my nickname got reset
He might look into it but I doubt heād be particularly interested
Wow, you're haunting our narrative!
Due to exams
like gaster
But he definitely wouldnāt be homophobic he just wouldnāt care at worst
yeah i was referring to that
I don't think Draedon puts much thought into comprehending people's emotions, including pride
why didnt draedon recycle the nuclear waste
IIRC he wanted to study its effects on wildlife. Could be wrong, though
'What is the point of this parade? I fail to see how it's productive of anything.'
He wants to see how society reacts to yharims death so he may not understand but he is interested in some of that stuff
we live in a society
hi I'm straight
shocking due to yuri tag but I'm straight
me
Psychology is a science, so are social sciences
Draedon dosen't indulge in emotions but he does absolutely want to study them
Yah
someone needs to gaslight draedon into thinking emotions are a food
We obviously all need to compete to prove who is more straight.
You dare oppose my power!?
Can someone explain why Yharim is a tyrant? Iām a little confused on the subject
Yharim killed like half the planet.
did a genocide
and committed thousands of actual warcrimes
Here's the handy dandy crime chart.
he had an entire military division dedicated to burning innocent civilians alive
Although, technically, we don't know much of his domestic policies, so we don't know how tyrannical his reign was. Probably not great and much of the nations he controlled seem to have collapsed after his departure.
wasnt prime literally just terrorism incarnate
iirc he treated his soldiers extremely well tho
yeah
Skeletron Prime was the Civilian Incinerator mentioned in the crime chart.
What was Yharim's problem?
fueled by the souls of soldiers who were a bit too excited to see burning flesh
pyro tf2
He liked dragons 
And bees
What if Draedon combined a bee with a dragon?
considering all the dragons are dead he'd probably freak the fuck out
'Yharim, I have spliced Yharon's genes with that of a Queen Bee.'
'You did what!?'
'Also, I infected it with the Plague Nanovirus.'
'YOU DID WHAT!?!?'
queen bee exo incoming
What made Providence want to kill everyone
what did she go through to come to that point
Chara moment
Not public knowledge afaik
Presumably something bad tho idk
probably something not family friendly
iirc it is public, something to do with cleansing the sins of the world
Prob related to flame dragon hence righteous fury
Thats
Old
Lore
is it?
I think
out of all the gods in calamity, im glad the one WE get to personally kill is Providence, fucking hate that her
Where this from btw
public lore doc
we hate you providence!!!
No! I can fix her! She just needs a hug, then she'll see the error of her ways! š
too late!! we already killed her!!!
Right so its to end pain
Not sin or whatever
thats just what Yharimboy knows though
We have nothing else to base our knowledge off unless embers has something to say
Pain, sin, inequality, I suppose it'd all kinda blend together in Provi's view
I dunno what you on about
her motives are reasonable but her methods are kinda fucked up
The bestiary entry that I'd need to pull up
This?
Hmm, I could've sworn it was somewhere
This is providences bestiary entry
But darkness could also refer to pain
Yes, I know that!
darkness can refer to a lot of things
Providence is just larping as radiance and wants to kill all void darkness
Torch God connection?
Torch god is up to YOU
Provy tries a different approach to light up the world and incurs the Torch God's wrath 
what method could she use that isn't fucked up. I'd say her motives are pretty fucked too right?
kill all humans to end suffering
like yeah this bitch is psycho
All life not humans
even worse
the motive is ending inequality and suffering
the method is by reducing everything to ash
she's kinda like, so miserable and hopeless, that the only way she could think of reaching peace is by killing all life
like holy defeatist
fuck you providence
She just needs a hug š„ŗ
Her win con in embers is just destroying the world
she's so fun to hate
She will stab you
NOOOOOOO! 
hope providence gets a really cool death scene where we can see her in visible pain
I want to see her suffer sm, i hate her
damn it
With current sprite
lea speech bubble
@untold oracle
āAnd it got loose.ā
āIām going to kill you.ā
āUnderstandable.ā
Haiiiii
Hai
deltawpost
How is everyone
LƩaposting is happening so doing fine
Cool
LƩaposting happened so d i e
:calg
They arent empty they're like 30% full
-# imo closer to 10%
2%, but rich in calcium
They have their protective instincts, at least. And fighting capability. Not much else as far as I can tell.
bit of a random question
y'all think the DoG would've tried to kill yharim eventually if the crusade kept going?
If he got strong enough, probably.
Only like
If all gods were dead
I feel like it's less of strength and more so
An opportunity to get stronger and appease his true master.
ego and noxus wants him dead
Obviously, DoG never had the chance. But he's an opportunist, if given the means and it benefited him he'd do it without a second thought.
I wonder if yharim would try to kill noxus if he ended up in the distortion
prolly wouldn't succeed but still
I think he'd at least try.
Yeah nah yharim dead against noxus
I dont think yharim would
Know
What noxus is doing
Just sees a horrifying looking thing he doesnt know the motives of
also idk if I'm alone in this but everytime I think of noxus I think of a bizarre combination of these two from digimon
What the hell happens in Digimon I thought that was SMT?
long story short
I dont remember what i used to think noxus looks like
both are tentacle monsters that absorb the energy of others to change their shape and become stronger
left one is Arcadiamon which leans more into the absorption and immense strength part
right one is Eater EDEN which leans more into the whole alternate dimension and hive mind part
i.e. they literally absorbed an entire dimension and made it part of their hive mind
So when does the machine gun fridge come in?
also the digimon games do a lot of stuff
that's more so normal digimon
also most digimon become robots at a certain point
or at least very least have a lot of metal armor
I mean they are called DIGImon.
also which digimon are you talking about?
there's a good few digimon that have guns
You think I know?
this one is literally called gundramon
it also doesn't occur naturally to my knowledge
P(eak)ixels.
then there's this thing that literally wears a fighter jet
there're several digimon that use giant revolver cylinders as blunt weapons
for some reason
@wanton pendant you have been chosen.
Your fate will be decided soon
Your fate is currently being discussed
Your fate seems positive... for now
Have I stumbled upon a cult? AGAIN!?
The peoples opinion is quite positive of you
again is crazy
can i vote no
you aren't there so no
Pretty sure that has started?
yea like one session
but cheese is streamer now
and the time she picked conflicts with dnd
so everyone just sitting here doing nothing
Ok, I don't think they know about my airline career.
Your fate will be decided in like a day since thats when the poll ends
What poll?
it's a mystery
bro on the poll to get sacrificed 𤣠count your hours š¤£
Not again!
gorp
āš¤£ā in the big ā25 š
oh no emojis in the big 25
Emojis
Horrifying
𤣠l lets get this viral! LOL XD š š¹
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I'm going to be eaten, aren't I?
Why would i spoil the surprise
cuz i could instead
u get pibbled
No we're going to give you blue
no, that's not it
probably blue role
no
no
then what
why would none blue roles be voting on blue role
idk
I have infected the jokes in this place
then blue what??
Brimston Premium
blue
They are going to 'blue' me up with high explosives. Robertdowneyjr.jpeg.
we're going to give you blue
parmiigianoreggiano
like isaid
Blue
government name
my full legal name is Amethyst Purple-Gemspark-Wall Light
mines taylor
ttayylor
true
cheese calamity also known as supreme witch, calamitas
Multiplayer hookups.
What even is that game
A card game?
no
what
Oh
how are you this out of the loop
I dont care for anything marvel
marvel rivals super popular
Marvel Rivals is like TF2 but with women.
terrible
Seen gameplay
i love marvel
Or listened to anything that exolained it
Wow, ok, what do you have against TF2!?
Ah overwatch
wasnt talking about tf2
That's right, you weren't.
no one ever gets my misogyny jokes
I wanna eat a door
Sorry, I read too much feminist literature to understand them.
so true
holy crap. coke returnal
yep
no
no
Epic embed fail 
Is it Rick Astley?
no
Is it a meow remix of Unholy Insurrection?
loving the one worded responses from this user 
yes
I read that as meow mix for a secondā¦
its so good
yea
better
Is THAT Rick Astley?
no its trans woman
Congratulations on her transition.
Hey its me again uh
meow
I got a question :D
We assume as such.
who wrote the cynosure
Yharim.
Yharim
me
yharim
probably rebecca right
We found yharim kill em!
Same as every lore item.
yharim sucks at writing hes so biased............
yea
Maybe.
he should really write without bias to reach a further audience
If devs still wanna add stuff once done with yharim then maybe
We wont kill him
Would be a spar
Xeroc is, in practice, unkillable.
Unmatched power of the bloody sun
I thought it was the moon that's bloody.
This has something to do with 'Moon's Haunted' theory.
u dont need to quotation a theorys title
no one writes 'Big Bang' theory
also Theory should be capitalised
Looks like 'Nerd' theory is in play.
the moon is infact haunted...
hello gang
Hi.
Hey
They're executing me tomorrow.
is this lore
Might survive and start a crusade.
Have you answered on the poll about waterwraithgamings fate azzy
How many of you are in on this!?
Ngl like most of lore chat are in there probably :sob
Great, I got the shadow council's attention. Again.
john vcmm
hi
Shadowcouncil š
The server is barely a secret rebecca has talked about the rp in there before
dont worry i voted in your favor
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The contents of it are hidden, I think that's what he means
server is buns
Same
i would vote in ur favour
So you're not going to flay my mind?
bunnies
yes
:3
I'm happy for the support? I think?
No, I'm going to do that!
woa
no
whyyy
I feel ambivalent about it
i worked hard on it
What the hell?
i added fish and baseball
:o
mreow
What have you done!?
burning people makes cat
Hugging someone who burns people makes cat
I'm in dark mode and I can see it just fine.
i burn people
That's mean.
It's someone else specifically, not you
according to you
also you were supposed to hug me
to make cat
did you even listen
Yes, and I'm the objective authority on morality.
No, I'm Dirty Dan the objective authority on morality!
I'm the objective authority on morality!
dirty dan when clean carol walks in
Anyway, while the British aren't looking, do you got the scoop on the ritual they're gonna do to me?
no
this message made me smile for some reason
Yay?
ur a good person
It's paying Calamitas $20 to boil you
any cool lore reveals recently
Thank you, and she needs the money, give it for free.
how recently
DoG is non-binary.
idk any recently
yharim was probably a slave to the god cult
you can eat as many earthworms as you want
oh true
Yep, there's one about Providence 
which god cult
I don't recommend eating earthworms, without cooking them first.
the one with the god of dogma
Lore headcanon
The ichor in the crimson is specifically the war gods, only appears in crimson and reducing the defense of someone who has your very blood over them seems useful for a fight or war
Other gods (that have blood) would have ichor that is different in properties
Profaned Cat 
Good theory. Execution delayed.
It isnt execution
I think the Empress of Light's sprite has blue-colored blood
elaborate
Oh, no, your execution is delayed.
Well eol aint a god
they're trolling i think
And also
ah
Yeah royalty joke.
Different properties different looks
Wack
Even me? :(
not u
Avitus is obsessed with catgirl provi
especially you
Yay!
I wish for your assimilation
Boo!
Wait, if EoL's an emissary for otherworldly powers, and she's not actually a god, is she herself alien to Terraria?
ok tbh ur kinda vague sometimes but other than that ur fine
And I try so hard to be direct...
@cosmic zenithhey you got a moment for a question?
the answer for anything eol related is a resounding ????????????
Sure
Fuuuuuuuuuck!!!
She works for gods i thought
I hear she's getting retcons.
if eol comes from space that'd be rlly funny
A slight retcon, yes
Yeah most likelyp
I dunno what we were on when we wrote that lore back in the original rewrite but I don't want it near me
lmao
It would be. She just shows up here and Yharim mistakes her for a god at first, so he fights her and decides to target her anyway even after he realizes that she's not technically a god
what was the question
Stip opinion on my headcanon
did visitors to chrysadia ever have to deal with altitude sickness like visitors to places like cusco do?
(But really, the only problematic part is where she comes from, her personality is almost intact)
Yeah
She's still a jerk!
ok ty
Np!
She gave Draedon a swirlie!
"Forces beyond" really sucks in its context and setting
And took Cal's lunch money!
eternal night beyond
I'm still wondering how people got up to chrysadia
I love the image of the Empress of Light just acting like a petty bully like that. I have the Bosses as NPCs mod as well, so I imagine that part of her income just comes from beating people up and emptying their wallets
Rope?
gravitation potion 
you do realize how hard it would be for the average person to climb a rope that tall
Maybe the islands were sent up when the chrysadians already had people on the land that got sent up idk
Just use the climbing thing.
not to mention a strong enough wind sending people flying
For trade.
i could
but im no average person
we don't know if those existed 800 years ago
nothing like yall š
Fish fear me...
me fear me
Women, also fear me.
fish fear women
Fish fear Provy
and one fall would kill people not to mention
how the hell would kids get up and down?
I mean, that's always true.
People used to fear Provy, before the Terrarian subdued her. Now it's just fish that still fear her
gravitation potion

considering dragonfolly becoming a sky boss
Just use wings.
maybe they were used like sky horses by chrysadia?
we don't know if those existed 800 years ago
why wouldn't they
they did i was there
Close enough welcome back Cnidrion!
that's not a rebuttal
because they're a potion that doesn't occur naturally
its like a plant and a fish
the recipe might not have been discovered
you can find them in chests
So chests aren't naturally generating?
2 plants and a feather
we don't know how recently others visited the ruins
genuinely the dumbest on this server
Uncalled for.
I think you misunderstood what I meant by naturally
I meant like
its okay
in nature
I was joking.
Werent chrysadia closer to like
1800 years since not too much younger then azafure ?
its okay


