#lore-discussion
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I saw skeletal Silva fan art once.
If we can see the corpse in the cocoon then maybe but if its just big & green then im not really here for it
I'd assume she's been cut to pieces.
I think you can see her figure there
Like Dracula.
Wonder how tf she got out of the abbys before ngl
Healed and then swam out
burrowed through the wall
Doesnt she know that just makes her take massive dmg
Smh
Just Rod of Discord out, idiot.
guys silva only has like 15 armor surely she can tank this
imagine if we mess it up and she ends up like this
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What was pokemon even trying to do with this design
the whole point is that they're pieces of fossils poorly assembled & revived by a mad scientist
It's a botched fossil recreation.
Based on old museums butchering the fossils.
idc about why it looks like dogshit, it still looks like dogshit
It's an ancient fish's head stuck on the tail of a dinosaur, also it's overpowered.
i think dracovish is funny
Fishious Rend
man thinks this is dogwater
I do
Probably thinks Grimer was peak design.
These are the British PokƩmon, you gotta defend your honour here.
i don't care for grimer
Ourple slime aint much
peak slime god design
Thats worse then i thought
They used the Thames as I inspiration.
what
What?
clam
Too bad Gen 9 had no fossils.
around 1886
It must be after 1886.
It is most likely the year 1887.
Otherwise you run into contradictions.
Krakatoa's eruption that was heard around the world wasn't a very distant memory from then.
1887
It can't be 1886, then Draedon is too young.
It can't be after 1887, as then Calamitas didn't serve long enough.
And if it was 1897, then Yharim used a toddler to fight.
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he'd do that
The issue is more so how.
But I assume the technology is basically modern, with cell phones and the like
I'm imagining Yharim holding a baby calamitas and using her as a weapon
Like this.
azafurian football
Yeah, cars and phones exist.
Along with the internet.
The tech is kinda all over the place depending on where you are
Sometimes tech more advanced then irl
Sometimes industrial revolution just starting
chat what does the Voidsaught Devotee think of this
Whar
I mean, the place where we play is the most obliterated by war in the world, so it wouldn't be a shining beacon of modernity.
"give me limbs"
true
But the year is based on an in-universe calender, so not accurate to our one. We don't know when Jesus was born in Calamity.
oh you know what
speaking of jesus in calamity
ive come up with an excellent way to add the frost moon and santa canonically
instead of it being jesusā birthday
its xerocs ascension date
all too easy
Santa is built different. That's how he's here.
p
Ka.
are people even aware of xeroc's existence
Most aren't.
its christmas
Nothing beyond āsomeone had to consume zeratrosā probably
Not even draedon knows xeroc exists
quick come up with a canonical reason that the pumpkin moon may or may not exist
Because the Irish are that cool.
why isnt the solar set the best armor in the game if its primordial light and primordial light is like the gun in rock paper scissors
Because it isnt the gun in rock paper scissors
Its stronger then other sources yeah
But not beyond everything by a insurmountable margin
Chaos elementals use it as an example
Also we dunno what the other frags are made of
Oh, also, here's the updated version of my chart from earlier. There's like one change, but it's been awhile and I'd like to have the latest up.
Just read
Fire
If there's anything missing tell me.
It's meant to be their motives and justifications for their actions, regardless of how reasonable they are.
Do they even know about dragons and what happened to them? Yharim only seemed to know after yharon told him, unless you mean when yharim was doing the crusade
I'd say most people knew dragons existed.
But not about auric souls, much of that would be lost or kept hidden by the gods.
Like, the draconic offshoots exist. Kinda proves that their ancestors were real.
The āsomeone had to consume zeratrosā was about the gods knowledge or the few who did know and werent gods
So a lot of people are likely under the impression they were just some strong creatures that went extinct.
Basically people who def knew someone had to eat the sun kfc
I kind of have the vision that the deific era was like super regressed in terms of history keeping and technology itself tbh
With the exception of azafura
Azafure.
Dragon of Primordial Light.
There may have been a Dragon of Light that was different.
But we only know about a tiny amount of dragons and gods.
Like, there were a bit under 3k of them, allegedly, on the high end.
that's correct
3K being the number of dragons there were that cei imagines for context
And reasonably, it can be assumed the max amount of gods was equal to the dragon population -1, assuming Moon Lord didn't nuke any of them without their soul being taken by a mortal.
What?
chat do slimes dissolve glass
Maybe to obtain silica?
Probably not though, outside of like⦠severe nutrient deficiency or something
blep blep bloop
when was Ilmeris founded and stuff?
by otonilou the goddess of electricity so after the fovos invasion
dont think we have any clear dates but it is under half azafures age
.w.
is there like a specific century?
is there any reason the dragonfolly/folly species has electric powers or is it just part of the species' quirks
they evolved to use static charge offensively or something
its likely to get a bunch of changes at some point (sky boss and prehardmode) so i havent payed too much attention to its lore
we dunno the century otonilou ascended so no dont think so
id guess the same century gods appeared but thats just a guess (late 1030s to 1099 iirc)
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alr cool
terraria/the heartlands is largely considered to be kinda a wasteland, right? a world long since abandoned, only scraps of life surviving (due to the crusades n shit)
like obviously not fallout wasteland or (cough) rain world wasteland level but things are generally not what they once were
not rlly
theres forests and normal biomes and stuff
just no major societies anymore
oh ok
like most intelligent life has been wiped out, save for us, the npcs and the evil npcs
for the most part the heartlands have been forgotten
okay so lore question, from my understanding Ilmeris was founded by Ontonilou and Tyrian. do we know anything about the latter one?
crying rn
tyrianās dragon was the dragon of rivers right
no they're ilmerian gods
which came after ilmeris was founded
no
when was ilmeris founded then?
and by who?
be serious
ilmeris was founded by the gods, and then leaded by the kings. the sea always existed and was populated by tribes, though, which had a lot fighting between each other
what !!
yeah this is what i thought, who exactly is tyrian tho?
fish man
itd be more accurate to call ilmeris the ilmeris kingdom, since the sea is called the ilmeran(? i think thats wat it was) sea
god of seas
took the auric soul of rivers
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auric soul of rivers is new to me
meant to reaply to your message
thankies
the only thing we know about him was that he was pretty reclusive and didnt show himself publically much
then there's goddess of electricity Otinilous
jellyfish woman
both of them are one of the few humanoid gods too
maid dress fish man
yo based?!!?!?!??
unironic btw theres art of him in a maid dress
yum
when his concept art was being made, mango made art of him in a maid dress, and replace the cannon arm with a duster
also u should infodump about ur chrysadia thingy š„ŗ
ill try to find it cuz it genuinely is funny
what chrysadia thingy
but thats barel done .w.
oh I see
found it
there were too few worldbuilding details in canon
ts shit so peak
she decided to fill in the gaps herself
peak
god of seas more like god of gay
i have filled my yearly message quota in this channel i will now return to hibernation until sso in 2027 forces me to update the lore doc
based???
based!!!
also yeah this, it pains me too much with such peak foundational ideas
im going to force you to update the doc now
:3
tee hee
idk why i said tee hee
draedon has 9000 new lines of dialogue gotta update lore doc
get to work
to the mines
tee hee

YAYYYY
this sounds like the speech of a demon of lies
remember when rebecca wrote in the lore doc that theres a jellyfish in the tundra and how its actually the god of electricity who was extremely benevolent
_ _
yeah.
okay random question, when approximately was ilmeris incinerated?
youre right
it wasnt officially confirmed
but it was what someone wanted probably stip he shares a lot
around a decade ago no you do not get a date, you have to wait for sso for that
whyyyyy
so assuming the current date is 1887, it'd be around 1877
because the lore writers are EVIL and not sharing dates on PURPOSE to make the lore more CONVOLUTED
so 1875 then
In 1875.
Same year Draedon left, which is most likely the year Permafrost and Calamitas left, and Permafrost left because of Ilmeris.
By 1877, Calamitas, Permafrost and Draedon had all left Yharim's side.
Also, Calamitas was most likely born in 1858.
honestly why even hide it when you can easily estimate the date just from this? idk bleh. i go now
idk
lore writters want you to learn maths
Uhhh
Not quite
They make you factor in that Calamitas' birthday is probably in the third quarter of the year.
Society still exists at large
Think of the world after ww2
It's not like Humanity Died and Every Country Was Destroyed
Super World War 2.
But the amount of deaths there were and the massive impact on society at large still happened
It's not apocalyptic
People and civilizations still exist
Genghis Khan but everywhere.
Over 130 years ago.
okay how bout i reformat my question then.
How old was Yharim when the crusade started
Major character ages.
Late 20s to early 30s.
-# why are there never any specifics dies
We do know a specific age.
11.19.1227 is Draedon's birthdate.
I believe it's in the American format.
So the 19th of November, 1227.
Now I'm rethinking all the dates I've been calculating again why can't there be more specifics.
real
draedon the real unc
Ultimate Night Custom.
Why are you scared?
Heās like
Like, it has to be 1887, right, otherwise Calamitas can't have spent enough time with Yharim based on dev statements. But if it's 1887, then why does Draedon say the Exo Mechs are the result of over 660 years of work? Is this just a minor oversight?
The third oldest character we know of I think
The only people who have him beat are from the draconic age
Actually heād probably be fourth I forgot about Silva
i imagine its more a "everything i've done has built up to this" scenario here for draedon
'The result of over six hundred sixty years of research and scientific advancement.'
yeah like that
That implies it's been more then 660 years. But if that's so Calamitas wouldn't have been with Yharim for as long as the devs imply she was.
As they imply she was at least 17 when she left.
But after 1887 there isn't enough time.
I imagine the reason there aren't more specific dates and such is because really specific details like that tend to be relatively unimportant and also sometimes there can be alot of disagreements on them so ultimately it's just, something that gets left as "If everyone agrees on it and we have a specific idea for it cool, but if not then we don't really need to bother with it too much"
I'd imagine as much anyways given in msot projects ive worked on in terms of storytelling we did not care much abt super specific details and stuff and if they happened, cool, if not, /shrug
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The thing is we have gotten specific dates before.
We know the specific day the crusade started, for instance.
'Crusade is widely considered to have begun on the date of 6.19.1781 with Yharon's rebirth'
If they can think of something and they agree on it, cool
yea because that was talked about among the writers and agreed upon
but a writer cant just come in here and give us the answers if they havent been written
and if it has been written, youd need permission from the other lore writers to share it
I know they have the birthdays hidden somewhere!
There's more important things to prioritize over just giving really specific details or dates on things that realistically do not matter that much to build the narrative at large
and they all agree to not share important dates except when doing ingame information
Alot of stories don't have that sort of thing to be honest
Undertale has year 20XX for when the war between humans and monsters happened
Guys⦠gulp⦠itās 20XX right nowā¦..
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Mega Man's real!?
Wait, it could work if we assume Draedon is factoring in the time of his creator, who may or may not also be Draedon, but he doesn't know how many years that was, so he only knows it's over 660.
hi
maybe ping a lore dev with a few questions about the timeline idk
goodbye
chara is forcing me to kill you sorry
stabs you
what doing
I'm stabbing someone
someone wondering about the timeline
Last time a lore dev saw what I was saying they said we were 'obsessed'.
ok but like
why stop asking
I don't want to get executed.
Does that come from the Latin verb obsum, obesse, obfui?
āobsessedā. haha . yeah.
'Late Middle English (in the sense āhaunt, possessā, referring to an evil spirit): from Latin obsess- ābesiegedā, from the verb obsidere, from ob- āoppositeā + sedere āsitā. The current sense dates from the late 19th century.'
why would you??
For hounding them with the same question that isn't intended to be revealed to us yet.
@manic coral would you execute him?
nefarious infected armor plating
I would
wtfrick
can i see the execution
No.
if it happens
It's going to be public
yay!
Obviously the British want a public execution.
based reb
the french are right there fym
tru
You're British, nerd.
Was a joke about the misspelling
removing half your teeth
Shhh, nobody will ever know.
Someone's projecting.
my teeth are not half out?
I'm removing a randomly-selected half of your skeleton
peak
-50% magic damage
Yeah, but you know what they say about British and teeth.
Of course the British want to steal a skeleton.
Bones have calcium. Milk has calcium. Therefore, milk can be made from bones
Does this imply you could make Magic Milk?
YES
You look funny.
Owned!!!
you dont know how i look irl atleast put effort at being personal
Look behind you.
Hey, that looks a bit like Providence!
Cease respiration.
i know you arent here cause my family would maul you to death
Of course the British would maul people to death.
Huh?
no i just have 5 younger siblings
I could obliterate five children.
Yharim:
they are feral
Only if they're religious
You act as if I don't have experience.
Skeletron Prime:
cause you dont
Oh, I do. I very much do.
you will become another statistic for knife crime graphs
Of course the British are commiting knife crime.
People have compared azafure to britian
Does thag mean azafure has a stabbing issue?
I've only heard it compared to Spain.
Yharim's empire was Britain, obviously, because they took over the world.
Catastrophe literally uses a sword
Catastrophe had a job, so better than Britain.
Yharims british...
Okay now he must go, thats too far
Yharim is the fantasy version of Charles XII of Sweden (Source: it came to me in a dream)
Swedes aren't English, so not as evil.
But they do make spreadsheets and call them games.
Making you play finnish arson simulator til you discover all the secrets
Finnish Arson? That's called not freezing to death.
azafure is compared to Spain most likely
finnish and anything remotely hot is like mixing water and oil
Ive only seen spain pop up recently
terrifying
-# im on about noita
People in 1480.
Nobody expects the azafure inquisition
I meant it more in the way of finnish arson
(country so cold things can't be set on fire)
Checks out.
the real question remains unanswered
Who's Noita?
where is France in calamity
a game
A game
it's the region outside azafure
Do we dare seek an answer?
(the underworld)
wait true
Ive seen it be described as like
Terraria on every single drug at once
WotG.
seems fun
French = demons. Confirmed 1,000,000,000%
I mean, they created the British.
From what i have seen of noita and wotg
No noita is more insane
What about america?
Ilmeris.
They were free.
Then they all died, the end.
lmfao
Did they have guns?
Hell yeah.
nameless is secretly ilmerian because in the GFB seed he shoots the player using a gun
LMAOOO
I think we should have more pre-modern culture representation. I want ancient Persians, Hellenes, Egyptians, Goths, Norsemen, maybe even some Mongols
The lihzards are new Zealand
Always forgoten
Yharim is Holy Roman. 
Frankish or German?
Saxon maybe.
Low German, then
Of course you want more Goths.
Noita protag vs yharim
I used to think that the Y in Yharim was a separate vowel, not a consonant combined with the H, so I thought it was pronounced "ee-HA-rim" and not "YAH-rim"
Oh, also aren't the Sky People from Chrysadia gonna be Ancient Greek?
WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER
- Amidas probably
I figured from the spelling, tbh
Also the endonym being almost an Ancient Greek first-declension noun, with its singular and plural forms
Gorthus
Also, since the ones who love justifying the means are present, I have a chart on exactly that.
Just tell me what you think.
I think Scal being forced to kill her stepdad is important to add
I mean, she didn't, so I'd argue that it's not a crime she commited, since she specifically didn't do that.
okay but she jailed him for years
That chart doesn't look limited to crimes that the people there committed
thats counts as crime right
It's more what they did and why.
Calamitas did that specifically to save Permafrost's life.
So not one of her war crimes.
It's her attempting to not do a war crime.
This chart isn't for good deeds, it's for crimes.
fair
And also the reason they commited said crimes.
Lore question: what happens if you perform the ascension ritual with just a regular soul, not an Auric soul? Like you just try to ascend using the soul of, I dunno, some random vanilla town NPC
You get their soul properties I guess?
Though that assumes it works with non-auric souls.
didn't they make the molotov?
Providence performing the ascension ritual a second time with a domestic cat
y'know
You get like
Mind fuckery
And thats it
I think
Darn
I wonder what yharim would think of rockwell from ark
Permanent drug trip
It'd help you Polterghastmax.
he'd prolly try to rip his damned head off
I wanna know about how long it would take for Yharim to start a war in Tamriel.
can't say I blame him either
depends on which era
The main benefit of auric souls being the domain and strong af soul boosting you
Normal souls wouldnt do that
So you just kinda get the downsides only
Skyrim era. :)
hell if I know
this seems accurate to me
No physical changes? Huh
I doubt he'd like alduin much
No domain to fuck up the body so i doubt much physical change would happen
'Did you say enslave the mortal races!?'
Slams fist on table, killing Alduin.
I think Yharim might get a little tunnel visioned.
Yharim... not approving of world destruction?
Yharim doesnt want to end the entire world only the religious part
'Another hand touches the beacon!'
'Tell me where you are so I can personally return it to you.'
Sends teenager to do it instead, like a boss.
killing Xeroc would also mean kill the thing protecting terraria from moonlord2
therefore world ends
he included
That's more so an oversight than an intentional part of the plan.
true yharim is too stupid to realize that
Good thing heās also not strong enough to fight xeroc
That might end
Not so great
he's for genocide, NOT universal eradication
weird place to draw the line but still
Also true for physical chains vs emotional/psychological chains
yharim only wants to kill all gods
I wonder if he'd change his ways if he knew what the consequences of that would be
maybe killing xeroc would actually destroy the world and maaaybe yharim would see that
He'd change to become even worse, because that's the only kind of thing he regrets
or he'd go full providence and consider everything sinful
yeah
he wouldn't. He would rather destroy the world
he was providence all along 
bit of a random thing
y'all think we'll ever get a full on abyss boss?
cause lore wise I can't think of who'd be there
short of merman braelor or something
I'd assume Yharim would more so refuse to believe killing the gods would be a bad thing.
eh
If you told him killing Xeroc would doom everyone, he'd ignore you. He's certain that all gods are a bad thing.
I feel like if the consequences were bad enough he'd realize it
The idea of a god being needed for the world to survive is utterly incompatible with his world view.
He'd simply refuse to believe something like that.
Heād probably kill you for that honestly
That too.
e.g. if he killed a random god and suddenly all the oceans became toxic
He'd blame the god.
Yharim has an incredibly narrow worldview and stance on morality. He literally can't consider that killing gods is a bad idea. They are all evil in his eyes, no matter what.
Um, no he wouldn't. Refusing to learn is like his entire thing
āI mean i killed one god and created the crimson/corruption so obviously this must be the same situationā
Yeah he'd claim that.
He'd blame Xeroc.
Claim it was some kind of last ditch move to get back at him. Because gods MUST be evil in his eyes.
Yharim could be presented with inarguable evidence that a god is good and has done nothing wrong and burn their city to the ground
He just can't accept that a god could be anything other than evil.
Except Astrum Deus, as Astrum Deus isn't a god.
Just tell draedon heyyyyyyyyyyyy dude i know we haven't talked in a couple months but like can you mine out a nearby solar system and recreate the sun real quick it doesn't need to be anything special just get the job done okay? ly ā¤ļø ā¤ļø š
He hasnāt mastered space travel unfortunately
Draedon would do that for fun.
Yet
pookie draedon
all he would ask in exchange would be to fight the super exo ultra mechs
'Terrarian, I have created a new challenge for you. I call it Kaizo. Good luck, as without such a frivolous concept my calculations say that you shall not succeed.'
well draedon did you consider i can try again thanks to forces beyond our plane of existence
'Terrarian, stop breaking this 'fourth wall' you keep talking about. We are outdoors. There are now walls.'

well you see draedon the wall is the camera
It's broken because i am acknowledging the lack of wall between us and the viewer
'Which one, I have 500,000 cameras watching your every move at any given time.'
We actually destroyed like 250000 of those btw you just didn't notice
im doing your mother on all cameras
Which is like fair where the fuck do you dit 250000 screens? We looked into that shit draedon all of them have imax
You don't have space for 500k imax screens
Don't lie to us draedon
'The cameras are very small.'
Your labs had like shitty monochrome displays dude not a single lcd let alone an oled
'Combined, they form large pictures.'
'With this, I'm able to stream to my Twitch.tv audience.'
Ah that must be why that one probe was stuck going back and forth for like 3 hours before going left you had Twitch Plays Draedon Probe setup
also btw should've given us a better fucking screen for the codebreaker dude
you have like infinite energy it's not fucking hard to make a decent 8k display dude
like that shit has less res than a smart watch and missing all the colors it's just blue draedon
Couldn't even be hacker green or anything
'Hey, I didn't make the Codebreaker, you did.'
'Any shoddy craftsmanship is your own fault.'
You gave us the blueprints moron we don't know how to make an 8k display but you SHOULD and SHOULD have sent that over because we DO know to follow BLUEPRINTS
New headcanon the codebreaker was supposed to have a super advanced display system but the terrarian only followed half of the installation protocols
Even Yharim could make their own board if they had the design in front of them and that guy probably can't cook
If you think about it literally none of the endgame bosses can cook except like yharon and draedon who has never done it but easily could
calamitas 100% burns everything so permafrost just kinda had to do it for her the whole time and she's had nothing but carbonized rabbit the past like 7 years
This is all to say cal probably bony as hell
Calamitas has to be able to cook
Sheās been by herself for that much time, past a certain point you just have to learn
Also whoās to say she exclusively cooks with brimstone magic?
she burns shit anyway
also you'd be surprised at the amount of things people can do for a decade and miserably fail to get any better at
I dont think sheās that pathetic though. Also not even calamitas could survive that long with no real sustenance
plenty edible wild things don't really need cooking and you can survive on relatively little and like even burnt shit still has nutritional value
Anyways part of the reason she can't cook for shit is that she barely has functional nostrils like most azafurians
I like to think Catastrophe taught her how to cook.
And that's a hurtful stereotype.
I just think itās unreasonable to assume that she would instantly burn everything
Dude they live in magma brimstone sulphur boiling hot place
there's no way you can use your sense of smell properly after living there your whole life
Just because she lives in hell doesn't mean she has no sense of smell.
Siesta counters it duh.
like your nose would literally just implode after a while from all the sulphur smell
Maybe an average person couldnāt but i imagine azafurians probably have a much higher tolerance for that
If it sucked that much all the time no one would live there
We'd find it believable azafurians have a higher tolerance but they were still producing absurd amounts of fumes and live in hell magma cavern
It'd still make sense they're worse at smelling than your average normal human joe
You're forgetting Calamitas was POOR and likely lived away from the wealthier inner circle which would also be more polluted, she probably lived on the outskirts which would be less developed.
Braelor isn't dead in the lore anymore?
And since its gell they ain't got showers nor can touch grass
Azafure is really an empire of gamers
we don't know any of these things outside of her being like poor
It's a city-state.
If there was no way to clean themselves no one would live there
What alignment is he?
Gay. Good.
Say that to detroit
Who wants to live in detroit
Detroit Man?
Assuming there's actually legitimately no way to access proper water there are ways of dry showering
Although smell is again probably not a big a concern
He's alive, albeit stuck in the distortion
You'll be able to save him though
Will be a quest npc and all
Can we date him?
no
Anyway calamitas can probably cook edible food
With the power of being gay friendship guns a big portal.
Not necessarily good but edible
I think Cataclysm taught her.
Imagine calamitas learns how to cook pasta, boils water and then get ptsd flashbacks from what she did
Anyways azafurians probably had standard issue weird as hell metallic breather masks
She drinks olive oil.
At least one azafurian flower must smell like pleasant comparatively so they just did the plague doctor thing
What do fireblossoms smell like?
Fire?
those probably bad
Probably like a burning plant
Hmm
Iāll take 3
they're native to the entirety of hell they're probably just intense burning smell
Probably tastes like your least spicy Indian food
Tbf in calamity lore āthe underworldās hellish reputationā is fairly recent
Yeah she has a nose we are not saying she can't smell at all we're saying her sense of smell is impaired by living in sulphur pit hell in her early life
Then why would she like smelling flowers if she struggles to smell?
Maybe azafurians just cant smell sulphur
Thatād be really funny
She loves the smell of sulphur.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
If you could barely taste things and found a food that had a very strong taste you'd probably like it because it has taste in the first place
That's her being a freak wdk that shit smells absolutely terrible
You dont see the vision/j
Wow, now you're saying the poor, homeless, mentally scarred woman has poor taste?
Sorry if I offended your majesty.
we're not particularly wealthy either that's how we know this
A very good analogy to use here is playing roblox or mobile game slop vs literally anything else
sometimes you don't have means specially as a kid so you just grow to like shit that is just legitimately kinda bad because there's nothing else
Calamitas' life is like only having Roblox to play. She got the... uh... full experience.
Yarr
Roblox can be good though
Not rn but like
you know what we mean
(i chose to pirate hello fucking neighbor of all things š„)
Well Most kids don't know how to Pirate
Pirating is also limited if say your internet is bad because you're poor or your pc is bad because you're poor
not talking about ourselves at all haha! Nothing to do with us!
are you shore
Hey guys I would advise against admitting to piracy in a public channel.
it's okay they can't get us
wouldn't even be the first time in this server anyways
Piracy is righteous and holy, pirates are pure of heart and soul, and their skies unclouded
Yar har
this is true
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Anyway this is satire mr/ms/mx nsa agent
Because piracy killed my grandma, ok?
no nsa agents here! Nope! Zero of them! Certainly not us! š
NSA? British.
I live in the southern usa
I could not be less british
Did it kill your grandma because an nsa agent got you or are you an nsa agent and you made that up to convince us before killing our grandmas
I was the one pirating...
Free Minecraft No Virus.
"No, don't!"
"Pirama!?!"
Anyways as we were saying we just think it's more interesting if azafurians are impaired in the smelling thing because of their living conditions rather than just magically being protected from it like isn't the world much more interesting when things have flaws
Alr then
No heās the one who left his government behind in his overwhelming intensity
Hey, some of this land is in the south.
Not magical just over time people would probably adapt
Hey dont doxx me like this
This you?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wtf, map in lore discussion
DELETE THAT
wild
They've only been there 1800 years
That's not enough time for much proper adaptation
1887, you'd have figured out how to smell by then.
They literally turned grey and grew horns.
They'd still definitely be impaired from the constant fumes unless they use protection all the time for it
do i want to know the context here?
It's enough time.
zzzzzz boring
There is an argument about Azafurians lacking a sense of smell due to hell.
Did the industrial revolution render every British man, woman and child incapable of smell?
I doubt it.
I-
the phenotype changes might've been simply crossbreeding with some originary hell species instead of actual adaptation
The industrial revolution didn't have people living in hell lava caverns full of sulphur
The conditions in azafure r wayyy harsher
Then they'd be a crossbreed, not a human.
Someone slept in history class.
So theyād probably be even more pressured to adapt
Did you know? Calamity is inspired by real life! In 1589 "Yar Him" and "Caled A. mitas" created the first underground city in the bowels of hell!
Draycob Donatello was their lead excavator.
Along with their assistant Perry Mafrost
That's not how adaptation works though,.,.,., e
Stop being funnier than me
I can't help it.
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Yhorrick Aran was also a high ranking member of the expedition.
But basically yeah if you started living in hell do you think youād just stay the same over the generations?
it's only been 1800 years
It's like how all Australians have mustaches. It's an adaption.
Magic evolution.
that's enough time to like get skin color changes and like slightly stronger lungs not to develop a new nose
A new nose seems incredibly minor by comparison actually
yeah wdr care about that in this discussion
That's like, what, 60 generations?
That's nothing
Less, actually.
Thatād be cool actually
Makes sense
If a thousand years back is like, 32 generations I think?
If they grew horns and got gray skin in that time is it really so farfetched and impossible to assume that their smell would have changed?
Calamity world building when it needs an explanation beyond āit was magicā or āit was the dragons / gods / world soul??ā
Not really but we dont care
Calamitas probably feels like she's always cold on the surface.
Go my mana balls
Understood have a nice day
because we think it's more interesting than them just magically having the exact same sense of smell as people who don't bathe in sulphur gas 24/7
It's ridiculous to participate in a discussion if your stance is that you don't care about the topic.
it was secretly gaster
Real
like,,, her skin??? wtfrick
The argument isnt that they have the same smell itās that itās more suited to hell
Thats what ive been arguing anyway
How didnt Silva hit any like islands and shit on the way down the sea how did she hit the abyss' rock bottom
She's adapted to the high temperature underground.
like people from hot climates when they travel to a colder one
It'd stand to reason that outside of there everything would feel very cold.
don't touch her to find out imo
It'd be like an Australian visiting Canada.
Well because we don't care if it's technically realistically possible under calamity's unwritten and unstated evolutionary rules but about how cool it'd be if they had traits differing from normal people based on a incredible present part of their environment that just Makes Sense
that would be rude
plot convonience
Calamitasā robes are so absurdly insulated that if anyone else put them on theyād pass out in minutes
Theyāre also enchanted
Ever heard of Pachinko?
she is constantly using brimstone fire to keep herself warm
Yeah see u guys get it
Like the Japanese gambling that involves metal balls?
You get it.
we dig the azafurians are naturally lowkey nearly cold blooded
See it's just the difference right there
āSweating intensely how do you wear this!?ā
āWhat do you mean, itās pleasantly cool?ā
Obviously she wouldn't be cold blooded, otherwise she'd pass out going anywhere near the Tundra.
Adaptation that just makes it so everything works the exact same: booooring
Adaptation that means azafurians are different and need their own accommodations: awesome
But someone who lived in literal hell and adapted to the climate would view everything else as pretty cold.
She can warm herself up anyway
As mentioned before her robe could be enchanted with a spell that keeps her warm to whatever level she needs
I just really want calamitasā robes to arbitrarily be kind of dangerous
Thatās my whole motive
Awesome
The dangerous part is that if you damage it she'll be furious. That was her life savings.
Whereās calamitasā underground monster gold farm
Iāll find it eventually.
i just found a quote from this server
saved in my personal server
"i had a dream where marvel made a live action Calamity mod movie
and dog said "atleast i dont devour stars like the other guy""
Wow
peak
absolute cinema
āOh my god, what are you, some sort of ravager?ā
Ravager.......!!
Assemble
ninja so probably honorable
and traumatized bc the rest of his clan got yharimed
We prob will once cei writes currents but thats like
Post sso
have this slime god sketch
Oh? Redesign? Is this official?
god of goop
god of The Sludge
What inspired you to become goupert funkerdinckle
funny
Valid
no i just want to do a take on slime god that isn't just the orb
i also just don't see many other slime god redesigns
it's just a silhouette for now
world of goo pilled
I was thinking it reminded me of that
a different sketch from yesterday with shading
the peeper
wanted to make slime god look more "special" but still keep it kinda goofy
I have an idea for this
So like. I think a remnant of the original human shape should be there
With the center ball being a ribcage warped into a sphere, and elongated but flimsy legs and arms hanging from it
i actually expressly kept them very non-human
Then a head with one big eye attached where it should be, but not actually stuck in place on the end of the spine
Well. I'm not suggesting to make it look remotely human
More like a mass of slime with a distorted skeleton worn as armor
from the description, it still feels a bit too "humanoid"
really wanted to make a design that strays far from a human form cause gods that change heavily from their presumed original form are my favorite
(which is why agnus is my favorite design for a god)
chat who is Noxus?
big important thing in the distortion and DoG's real boss
we don't know much about it
he was in wrath of the gods
it's the creature
Rotate it so that the limbs are hanging from the ribcage and the head is falling off
i think
no
ā
yes
WOTG is fake and not real calamity
^
It's inspired by old ideas calamity had planned many years ago before they rewrote everything, but that's all
The noxus that was in wotg was based on old outdated plans and also no addon is canon
current lore noxus is a distortion entity that made ceaseless void and probably dog
even infernum?????
Thats not even official
none of them
sad
Neither is wotg
who is bereft vassal then
an oc
Infernum only
they made it up
gfb isn't canon
bruh
Actually wait do this but even more hunched over
Is muramasa canon?
red one
Muramasa is
The murasama the red one is a blatant reference and so isnt
still don't really feel it
dolopeeper
after scal and exos
in lore, after exo mechs & calamitas
After scal and exos
snails
Alright fair enough, that's basically what I meant. Although the limbs would be even less recognizable, like the tentacles from the original one
oh

#calamityplsupdate
Basically just the original one but put a ribcage on it
he won't be added to the game for several years
Yharim is like literally their last priority to add
definitely over 5
Rn
those are "tentacles" but they're basically meant to be 3 arms
Sunken sea overhaul
making everything else not shit
second?
The second part of the sunken sea overhaul
the entire rest of the mod is a higher priority than yharim
third.?
they're gonna overhaul every biome and add the distortion before doing yharim
stop
Acid rain rework or brim crags overhaul
Imagine this is facing you head on and the two long limbs are the legs. I was thinking like that
there's no complete update roadmap
eventually

new 3 fish npcs
there sorta is but it's only the biggest updates, when there are a lot of other updates between
anarhita is a goonbait to degenerates trust
I forgor why she is so weak for being a full elemental and not weakened
Was brimmy just cracked
can we stop calling literally everything gooner please
it's just a humanoid body shape
ok then
anarhita is ez bos
anahita can be excused because the design is based on a siren
Well yeah its like half way through the game id hope she isnt too difficult for people to beat
Definitely used to be, given fabsol
add a harder mode than infernum pls
why not master infenrum
it sux
Master infernum is literally just stat bloat
and bugs
wdym stat bloat
the other elementals on the other hand
ohhh
The stats are just
Bloated higher numbers
Cant wait for the obelisk for sand
the obelisk
pondering the triangle
wait
The obelisk
the first god
the first god
get snailed
killing myself
whos the second god š¤
idunno
we dunno
noxus????
a
The first god, likely guardian of the world
noxus isn't a god
just space creature
noxus = vilain, xeroc = hero???????
sorta
calamity characters aren't black and white
Sorry but can you see what I mean with a severely distorted spine here art guy
^
w h y
She believes life shouldnt exist and that death is a mercy or something
you should read her lore
im too lazy
Hates existence
drop the link
In the pins
fine
Stop being lazy
draedon?
yharim's former scientist
robot guy
does he hate us
He prob lacks the capacity to hate
he doesn't have much of a capability to hate anything
why bro sends ares,thanatos and others
Science
to test you
To test you and the mechs
he thought it'd be interesting to see how you'd do
yeah
refights aren't canon
He is aware you winning would result in that



