He's also deputy principle.
#lore-discussion
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brazen swallow
permafrost constantly gets his hand stuck in it trying to get food (it's a reference to him being trapped here because of yharim)
distant smelt
Right yeah the scourges are the opposite aesthetic twins
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He's the new teacher, but he's also the nice one.
brazen swallow
what about music
someone earlier said that anahita is the choir girl so it kinda fits
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He's the new teacher, but he's also the nice one.
yeah teacher of what
distant smelt
Music teacher fits yeah
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nice popular girl
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Yes, that.
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tyrian is her nerdy friend
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They're the one trying to mediate between DoG, Providence and Empress.
brazen swallow
tyrian?
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god of the sea
brazen swallow
ohhh
distant smelt
WE FORGOT CRABULON
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School pet.
distant smelt
acceptable
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Not mentioned by name in game.
brazen swallow
School pet.
real
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what if statis is the math teacher and braelor is the football coach
brazen swallow
little extra question, what are the gods' names in calamity?
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We don't have Ceaseless or Polterghast.
brazen swallow
We don't have Ceaseless or Polterghast.
ceaseless void would be emo
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what if statis is the math teacher and braelor is the football coach
They're down as gay stereotypes but they can multitask.
brazen swallow
porlterghast would always be in the library because in-game it's in the dungeon and that place is full of books
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little extra question, what are the gods' names in calamity?
xeroc, silva, otonilou, tyrian, agnus, providence and shakidou are the currently named ones
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xeroc, silva, otonilou, tyrian, agnus, providence and shakidou are the currently...
awesome
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Polterghast I feel is the authors bizarre crush.
distant smelt
Brimstone elemental is the burnt out physics teacher
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Brimstone elemental is the burnt out physics teacher
She doesn't get along with Calamitas.
Oh no. Uh, hi dev.
We're doing normal things.
distant smelt
They almost fight many times
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Who was the old principal again
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Zeratros.
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Right
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Yharim looks up to him.
brazen swallow
xeroc would be the light god or something? I remember seeing somewhere that zeratros was the dragon of light
silva is the godess of live, otonilou I forgor, tyrian is the god of the sea, agnus I haven't heard of, providence is the godess of flame, and also I haven't heard of shakidou
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Definetly not getting carried away with a dumb idea.
Otonilou is electicity.
Agnus is self-sacrifice.
brazen swallow
xeroc would be the light god or something? I remember seeing somewhere that zera...
I wouldn't like to change the subject but really quick someone clarify this for me please please
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Providence is Ash.
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Who is Shakidou?
brazen swallow
gotcha gotcha
cosmic zenith
Ah yes let me smooch the screeching mass of hundreds of clinically insane souls
What could go wrong, right
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Who is Shakidou?
god of emptiness
light linden
Ah yes let me smooch the screeching mass of hundreds of clinically insane souls ...
stip can I ask a question?
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agnus is the nurse
faint totem
Providence is Ash.
Ketchum?
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What about the perfarators or whatever they are called
cosmic zenith
Sure!
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Perforators are triplets and their older brother.
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I never fought them I always play corruption lmao
long bloom
What about the perfarators or whatever they are called
perf hive is the football quarterback
light linden
Sure!
actually I should ask you this first
are you familiar with Eater EDEN from Cyber Sleuth HM?
otherwise this isn't gonna make any damn sense
brazen swallow
god of emptiness
interesting
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Wait is Silva the groundskeeper or nurse? I forget the decision
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I'm thinking old groundskeeper, Plantera's the new blood.
brazen swallow
Wait is Silva the groundskeeper or nurse? I forget the decision
I thought the nurse was agnus
cosmic zenith
are you familiar with Eater EDEN from Cyber Sleuth HM?
Nope
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They have crazy sub-plots.
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Gotcha
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Nurse is the nurse, obviously.
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Nurse is the nurse, obviously.
no agnus is
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Alright, fine, that makes sense.
long bloom
lol
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So I think we got the bosses down...
brazen swallow
agnus is the harsh nurse, npc nurse is the nice assistant
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Unless we want to include Deerclops.
alpine jetty
astrageldin
long bloom
what's cv
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Emo.
brazen swallow
ceaseless void?
pliant ruin
agnus would probably be nicer tahn the npc nurse to be honest
brazen swallow
oh that yeah
pliant ruin
like npc nurse seems like a dick while agnus is just a nice guy
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Yes, far better for a highschool.
distant smelt
Unless we want to include Deerclops.
I already thought about it
Eh
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This has certainly taken a weird route.
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astrageldin
arch nemesis of astrum aureus and they get in a fight every week
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Deerclops is the guy who cleans off the snow from the roads.
Actually pretty chill.
Canadian.
brazen swallow
This has certainly taken a weird route.
it's like terraria was struck by some king of calamity
distant smelt
I have nothing else to contribute. I had like 2 good suggestions and that’s enough
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Now to find the more obscure characters...
distant smelt
Oh no
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Who was that again?
brazen swallow
wasn't that moonlord?
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Moonlord is the janitor.
long bloom
fuck we forgot exos
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They're the mechs older brothers.
distant smelt
We did not
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They want to be like them.
pliant ruin
you get to meet him as a ghost though :)
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But they're delinquents.
brazen swallow
fuck we forgot exos
they must be draedon's favorites
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(Ignore that the exos are actually younger in the lore.)
alpine jetty
you get to meet him as a ghost though :)
who. is gloomborf then 
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They were his star pupils.
cosmic zenith
hes a janitor
distant smelt
Add specifically the abominationn and no other characters from any other mod/j
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The Fargo NPC's just love cosplay.
pliant ruin
who. is gloomborf then <:aga:1307789824757071902>
oh you know
who dosent know gloomborf
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They go to Comicon religiously.
pliant ruin
hes my favorite real canonical character that exists
brazen swallow
(Ignore that the exos are actually younger in the lore.)
I think it would be fun to imagine them as the oldest students
pliant ruin
yep
cosmic zenith
who. is gloomborf then <:aga:1307789824757071902>
Someone ✨ not canon ✨
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They are
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gorthus is actually real though that ones true
like not a bit gorthus is genuinely just a real character hes gonna be in sso pt 2 iirc
alpine jetty
oh you know
no i mean in this hypothetical school scenario
pliant ruin
hes the fatass kid
cosmic zenith
like not a bit gorthus is genuinely just a real character hes gonna be in sso pt...
Correct
pliant ruin
the one that everyone bullies for being fat
alpine jetty
lmaoo
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The author also hasn't realized the Fargo NPC's aren't actually part of the Calamity lore.
brazen swallow
hes the fatass kid
wall of flesh 💔
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hes my favorite real canonical character that exists
don’t worry you already told me all about gloomborf
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wof is the bathroom
alpine jetty
wall of flesh 💔
that’s the school bathroom
pliant ruin
look there are 3 outcomes here
brazen swallow
LMFAO
I had forgotten about that and it hit me like a truck
pliant ruin
either dragon of gluttony never gets a real name, or he gets an real name that isnt gloomborf, or he gets gloomborf
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I think it's funnier if he's just the token fat guy.
pliant ruin
regardless of which one it is hes still gloomborf to me .
cosmic zenith
Who do you guys think Gorthus would be in a school scenario
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Author couldn't come up with any better ideas.
pliant ruin
ok i said janitor but
brazen swallow
gorthus?
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Good question, I don't know.
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hes actually more of a teacher i think
long bloom
yuh
pliant ruin
he'd be like
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So we got Fovos as janitor.
pliant ruin
well hes a blacksmith so like.... uh... chemistry???
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We got a chemistry teacher down.
A few times over, we kept doubling back to that one.
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permafrost
cosmic zenith
Gluttony Dragon's canon name is actually Glofattus.....
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YO!
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draedon is the tech/engineering teacher
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It's peak.
distant smelt
Its a masterpiece
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This will be Calamity 2.
brazen swallow
Gluttony Dragon's canon name is actually Glofattus.....
this will be canon in 3
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who's golem again i forgot
cosmic zenith
Do you guys actually like that name or are you memeing on me
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Sports coach.
distant smelt
Coach
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Gorthus, I don't know anything about.
distant smelt
~~Do you guys actually like that name or are you memeing on me~~
Nah its peak
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Like, if we knew even a little, we could figure out what 15 year old 2016 Undertale fan would think.
alpine jetty
draedon is the tech/engineering teacher
bro imagine all the kids doing stupid shit in wood tech and draedon just sitting there rubbing his forehead
brazen swallow
~~Do you guys actually like that name or are you memeing on me~~
it's too funny, it could be the GFB name of the slime god or something
pliant ruin
~~Do you guys actually like that name or are you memeing on me~~
its funny but im joking
😭
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No, no, Deerclops is the snow plow guy.
And exo mechs are the older brothers of the mechs.
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i'm making braelor the football coach and golem the lunch lady
supple bluff
I thought that would just be a janitor
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We had Braelor and Statis as teachers.
cosmic zenith
Good because uh
That was a throwaway meme name
supple bluff
Oh okay
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Statis was maths, Braelor was sport coach.
Also gay stereotype.
Don't get me wrong, very sterotyped.
supple bluff
I thought golem was sports coach
brazen swallow
Statis was maths, Braelor was sport coach.
if braelor is the sport coach, then what's golem?
long bloom
lunch lady
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Golem's P.E. teacher.
supple bluff
Retconning the Lore already GOD DAMMIT
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But Braelor leads the sport teams.
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alr
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I wouldn't call Aureus 'representation' but whatever.
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who's skeletron again
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Uh...
brazen swallow
ugly kid or something?
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Wait what was he.
alpine jetty
loser empress of light boyfriend
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right
alpine jetty
ugly kid
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How did he manage that.
brazen swallow
yeag
alpine jetty
like august from wonder
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Fair enough.
alpine jetty
How did he manage that.
becxause eol likes the losers
brazen swallow
How did he manage that.
the plot needed it
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I've read that book.
alpine jetty
yea that’s what. skeletron is like
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Put him down as deaf representation then.
alpine jetty
he doesn’t have ears so true
brazen swallow
real
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And Deerclops is a snow plow guy, he's actually not part of the staff but they call him during winter.
long bloom
who's the art teacher
alpine jetty
LOL
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who's the art teacher
Good question.
alpine jetty
who's the art teacher
should’ve been slime god
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That's inspired.
distant smelt
who's the art teacher
Queen slime if we change it
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Slime God art teacher.
distant smelt
Nvm thats good
brazen swallow
I feel like permafrost could also be involved in art in some form
supple bluff
Got it
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We're 2016maxxing here.
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no slime god is the weird band kid
brazen swallow
he looks like he'd like to paint
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The regular slimes are the band kid couple.
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king and queen slime could be their parents
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Slime God was made to teach paint.
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and queen also the art teacher
distant smelt
Slime god is actually a normal slime but it’s covered in purple and red paint
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Time to have a great debate on the Slime positioning.
eager bluff
strawberry and grape flavored
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Very helpful.
brazen swallow
slime god would be always be seen eating strawberry and grape candy
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if amidias is the new music teacher then gorthus is the old music teacher
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Also, remember that Noxus is the principal of the rival school where everything is overly perfect. DoG, Ceaseless, Signus and Storm Weaver are transfers from there.
brazen swallow
oh yeah
distant smelt
They have an arc where they learn to admit they like it over here more
But before that it’s posh rich kid talk
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Storm Weaver is honest about that from the start.
Whenever he's alone he goes on about how suffocating it was back there.
distant smelt
Storm weaver really is my goat
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torch god is the ghost that haunts yharim specifically and nobody else
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Genius.
brazen swallow
Whenever he's alone he goes on about how suffocating it was back there.
DoG would scold him whenever he finds him with the main school guys
brazen swallow
torch god is the ghost that haunts yharim specifically and nobody else
LMAO
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This would be like crack for 2016 Undertale fans.
brazen swallow
so true
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Like, Calamitas is obviously the Sans stand in.
And also the self insert, because duh.
How do we insert an incredibly 'fanon' Terrarian to this.
brazen swallow
maybe the slime god could be a sans and papyrus reference
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Like, I'm talking 'anime girl' Frisk levels of 'fanon'.
Where it's so inaccurate.
brazen swallow
o h
distant smelt
We in that deep huh
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So what is the Terrarian.
How do we insert self-insert man into this when they're not the self insert.
brazen swallow
We in that deep huh
yep
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(For the record, Calamitas is also Chara in this equation.)
distant smelt
How do we insert self-insert man into this when they're not the self insert.
Not actually enrolled but somehow will end up graduating valedvictorian
long bloom
How do we insert self-insert man into this when they're not the self insert.
old student that died at school and haunts the narrative
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First option is funny, second option a bit more reasonable, but I think we're not channelling early Undertale fanfic enough.
Terrarian is two people.
long bloom
genius
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One for male Terrarian, the other for female Terrarian.
They're twins, how about.
long bloom
🔥 ✍️
brazen swallow
I just noticed that there's many twins in this au
distant smelt
They’re both inserts for the author’s friend who they’ll have a falling out with halfway through writing the story
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They’re both inserts for the author’s friend who they’ll have a falling out with...
Not bad.
Like, splitting them in two is peak Undertale fanfic writing.
brazen swallow
wait not really many
the terrarians, the mech twins(?) and I feel like there's more but my braincells can't process all this
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They did that at least three times.
distant smelt
Its nescessary for all fics of this calibre
distant smelt
Hmm
long bloom
channeling undertale more - THE LORDE is yharim's grandpa
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This is how Oppenheimer felt figuring out how to make nukes.
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channeling undertale more - THE LORDE is yharim's grandpa
You're onto something there.
distant smelt
I just noticed that there's many twins in this au
Be really funny if the author brought it up once in an authors note and refused to acknowledge it
long bloom
if we're doing gfb bosses then who's hekate
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'Hey guys, so there's a bunch of twins, I don't know why, I guess the person who came up with it got lazy ;p'
long bloom
wait
brazen swallow
channeling undertale more - THE LORDE is yharim's grandpa
he only appears once and is never mentioned again, but is a fan favorite
distant smelt
if we're doing gfb bosses then who's hekate
Their mom
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hekate lunch lady
supple bluff
Wait what is EoW
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The kid who asks for a bite of everyones food.
distant smelt
Perpetually hungry kid
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kid that eats everything but still skinny
brazen swallow
Wait what is EoW
we gave him a role a lot earlier in the convo I think?
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Somehow not fat.
brazen swallow
ohh yeah
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Tall skinny kid with crazy metabolism
brazen swallow
the one that eats from everyone and is always skinny
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I still can't figure out Terrarian.
long bloom
did we do EoC
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alr
distant smelt
I still can't figure out Terrarian.
I still like friend insert
brazen swallow
did we do EoC
annoyingly smart kid I think
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Yeah, but that doesn't give us their character.
distant smelt
Neecessary out of story author drama
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Only a reason for them to get really flanderised later on.
Which I like, keep it up.
distant smelt
Fair…
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But how are they actually, right, at least as a base line.
distant smelt
Given the indirect characterization who would this author be friends with temporarily…
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Also, their names would be something very cliché like Terra and Rian.
supple bluff
LMAO
distant smelt
Absolute cinema
long bloom
first we terra, then we ryan
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We will recreate 2016 with our bare hands.
brazen swallow
terra "calamity" ryan
brazen swallow
first we terra, then we ryan
absolute cinema
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Lore doc fully updated, but I see a big flaw
brazen swallow
oh?
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So the author is probably an introverted individual who has a very influenced world view by tv, so they exaggerate stereotypes in narrative.
brazen swallow
oh right
brazen swallow
So the author is probably an introverted individual who has a very influenced wo...
yes yes yes
long bloom
then who's the biology teacher
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And also actual stereotypes which they do think is representation, they're genuinly trying their best.
Just, they're ignorant to a lot of things.
brazen swallow
then who's the biology teacher
I know we agreed that silva is the gardener but it feels like she could be that too
supple bluff
Well rn Cultist is our math teacher I think
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So you get gay and autistic stereotypes, which were somewhat good for 2016. (Not good at all, but better then just plain slurs.)
supple bluff
We should retcon Silva from groundskeeper to English teacher
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He can be more then one subject.
long bloom
statis is math teacher
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We don't need to limit ourselves to having one subject per teacher.
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cultist is english
supple bluff
Yeah but we need the one dimensional stereotypes because calamity enjoyers can't have any grey area
long bloom
true
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And would have to most ridiculous fanon name imaginable.
supple bluff
Cultist makes sense for English honestly
brazen swallow
calAUmity
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Especially with the constant bringing up religion into things
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It's called Calamity High.
brazen swallow
so true
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There is no explanation for that name that makes sense but the author eventually makes one up.
It's a stupid reason but everyone loves it.
brazen swallow
Cultist makes sense for English honestly
I'd like to compare the dungeon to a library, so it kinda fits?
long bloom
BoC could be the math teacher, we don't need 2 nerd stereotypes
supple bluff
Ah shit ur right
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What about Physics teacher.
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BoC could be the math teacher, we don't need 2 nerd stereotypes
No because they are best friends
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who's they
supple bluff
BoC and Hive mind
brazen swallow
We forgot to add Polterghast to the document.
earlier I said that polterghast could be the library kid, because you can summon it in the deepest part of the dungeon
eager bluff
What about Physics teacher.
i think draedon would know a lot about physics
distant smelt
Brimstone elemental is the burnt out physics teacher
We have physics
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Can't forget the anthro design ends up being something the author clearly favours over everything else.
brazen swallow
BoC and Hive mind
they could be best friends or rivals maybe?
full comet
What are we talking about
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Fair enough.
full comet
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What are we talking about
Calamity Highschool Au.
long bloom
it'll be peak
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We're channelling old Undertale Fanbase.
eager bluff
calamity high revived in the year of our lord 2025
brazen swallow
the highest concentration of 2016 energy possible
distant smelt
Its working
full comet
Calamity Highschool Au.
...
I can't decide between Xeroc or Yharim being the Principal
supple bluff
Think of it like Superbad if the roles were reversed, BoC and Hivemind are 2 bestie nerds and EoC is roped in the with nerds but isn't really that nerdy at all
long bloom
...
I can't decide between Xeroc or Yharim being the Principal
yharim
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We still haven't figured out Terrarian other then there's two of them.
brazen swallow
...
I can't decide between Xeroc or Yharim being the Principal
yharim because it's funny
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...
I can't decide between Xeroc or Yharim being the Principal
Yharim, obviously.
supple bluff
...
I can't decide between Xeroc or Yharim being the Principal
Yharim is principal and Xeroc is the Superintendent
long bloom
we've already decided basically everyone
wanton pendant
Xeroc's superintendent.
full comet
Xeroc makes sense for obvious reasons but Yharim has much more of an effect
wanton pendant
We got a lore document.
full comet
Yharim is principal and Xeroc is the Superintendent
Fair enough
supple bluff
Check the doc, god
supple bluff
brazen swallow
he (yharim) would be always tired and overworked and be in a constant chase with the mech bosses
wanton pendant
When are we getting this document pinned?
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he (yharim) would be always tired and overworked and be in a constant chase with...
So true.
full comet
When are we getting this document pinned?
Cryogen is the Cafeteria lady
eager bluff
@spare pier its an emergency calamity high has been revived
brazen swallow
I just imagined yharim with an office suit but his helmet on
long bloom
Cryogen is the Cafeteria lady
no it's the vending machine
brazen swallow
oh god I need to draw this
wanton pendant
No Cryogen is the vending machine.
spare pier
WHAT
long bloom
hekate is the lunch lady
full comet
no it's the vending machine
Why the vending machine.
long bloom
idk
full comet
hekate is the lunch lady
Oh
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Running gag is Permafrost keeps getting stuck in it.
brazen swallow
Why the vending machine.
because it's a construct
wanton pendant
Oh hi dev.
brazen swallow
LMAO
wanton pendant
We're being very normal.
brazen swallow
2nd dev that sees this
brazen swallow
We're being very normal.
yeah mhm yep
spare pier
Oh thank God it's not my version of it
full comet
because it's a construct
Considering how cold my cafeteria food was all the fucking time. I would think Cafeteria lady
wanton pendant
What do you mean your version of it.
brazen swallow
Oh thank God it's not my version of it
oh?
long bloom
Oh thank God it's not my version of it
huh
supple bluff
When are we getting this document pinned?
I would like to reimburse this
full comet
Considering how cold my cafeteria food was all the fucking time. I would think C...
But honestly that's just my PTSD-
I mean
Experience of middle school
brazen swallow
Considering how cold my cafeteria food was all the fucking time. I would think C...
that also fits
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This is my beautiful abomination.
supple bluff
I need art of this yesterday
wanton pendant
Ditto.
supple bluff
Wait I'm literally a fucking artist Jesus Christ
long bloom
brazen swallow
I just imagined yharim with an office suit but his helmet on
I'm going to draw this tomorrow
principal yharim
eager bluff
What do you mean your version of it.
talking about it would be getting into ancient calamity discord lore
wanton pendant
Infinite potential with this.
full comet
I'm going to draw this tomorrow
principal yharim
Make him wear a needlessly tight suit
For obvious reasons
supple bluff
YuP
wanton pendant
Fair.
brazen swallow
Make him wear a needlessly tight suit
LMAO
long bloom
on it boss
wanton pendant
That makes sense.
brazen swallow
I'm not elaborating
terrifying
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For our hypothetical author, a 15 year old in 2016.
supple bluff
What's a hekate
wanton pendant
Secret boss.
full comet
For our hypothetical author, a 15 year old in 2016.
...God I wish we were back in 2016
I hate the fact that I said that
brazen swallow
...God I wish we were back in 2016
we're bringing 2016 back with this AU
wanton pendant
Then we'd have to wait ages for Pikmin 4.
distant smelt
...God I wish we were back in 2016
The genie over your shoulder:
brazen swallow
Unironically
hell yeah
full comet
we're bringing 2016 back with this AU
Should channel our inner Undertale 2016 fandom and also add
Calamityfell
Calamityswap
distant smelt
Oh god please no
wanton pendant
We'll get there when we get there.
alpine jetty
Xeroc's superintendent.
is there a power struggle between the principal and the superintendant or does xeroc just own that fool
wanton pendant
No they get into hijinks.
full comet
Oh god please no
And don't forget Outercala-
Wait that's just regular.
wanton pendant
It's very out of character.
wanton pendant
Desert Scourge's twin brother.
distant smelt
No they get into hijinks.
Ethics class is swapped for theology every other year due to this
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Ethics class is swapped for theology every other year due to this
Dogma wishes.
supple bluff
Brother of desert scourge, they are complete opposites
full comet
who is aquatic scourge??
The random condom you find near the stairs for no reason while you're walking to your next class
(True story unfortunately)
brazen swallow
Ethics class is swapped for theology every other year due to this
the classes constantly replace each other in a struggle between cultist and yharim
supple bluff
LMAO SO REAL
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Thanks for sharing I guess?
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👁️🗨️👁️🗨️
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The random condom you find near the stairs for no reason while you're walking to...
LMAOO???
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I can second this
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The random condom you find near the stairs for no reason while you're walking to...
i have no idea how to respond to this
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i have no idea how to respond to this
High school was hell
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did we say who crabulon is
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It's really funny that the tab next to our lore document is the actual lore document.
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High school was hell
true
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did we say who crabulon is
Pet.
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Pet
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School pet
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did we say who crabulon is
the pet
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School pet.
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Just the higher levels compared to Middle School
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LOL
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Never
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instant chain of responses
amazing
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Will never go back there
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jesus
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Ever
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everyones in the hole now
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It's mutually decided
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wait what was yharon again
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Little guy
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Mascot
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I'm so glad I decided to start talking here today
this feels like seeing the birth of an undertale/deltarune AU
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oooooooooh
distant smelt
wait what was yharon again
Mascot
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More like Frankensteining one.
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what about the giant clam
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Just the school bus
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But same thing.
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I'm so glad I decided to start talking here today
this feels like seeing the bir...
It started kinda like that
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We didn't think about that.
Cheerleader
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GIANT CLAM IS THE BUS AND DRIVER
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YES
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amidias is the driver
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GIANT CLAM IS THE BUS AND DRIVER
YES
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I like bus driver more.
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hmm
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Amidias is broke and has to take the bus.
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yeah it'd be funny to have it as a driver lmao
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Clam is also every bus driver and this is never explained
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True.
brazen swallow
Amidias is broke and has to take the bus.
"amidias used to like buses, until he had to use them regularly"
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What do we want art of first
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Anthro Clam Guy is bus driver.
Imagine if his head was just the giant clam and he had a human sized body
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Yharim and Xeroc.
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What do we want art of first
principal yharim principal yharim principal yharim principal yharim
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I just imagine Steamed Hams with them.
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Imagine if his head was just the giant clam and he had a human sized body
Please
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I will get on it
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I just imagine Steamed Hams with them.
LMAOOO
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I will get on it
Actual saint
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did we do great sand shark as well
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principal yharim and xeroc art would be like tumblr tenna and spamton art
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Who was our band kid again I forget
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Uhhh
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'Well Yharim, I made it, despite your directions.'
distant smelt
Who was our band kid again I forget
Slime
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Oh right, Sand shark.
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Please
Nobody knows how he manages to get inside the bus. Despite his head being a giant fucking clam
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We forgot them.
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did we do great sand shark as well
oh that one was forgotten till now
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This is a tough one.
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Sand shark is just kinda an asshole who thinks he's funny
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Hopefully not as tough as Terra and Rian.
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This is a tough one.
Therapy Dog
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Nobody knows how he manages to get inside the bus. Despite his head being a gian...
he just appears in and out magically like sans in different rooms in undertale
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Or therapy dog
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Two very different answers.
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LMAO
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Sand shark is just kinda an asshole who thinks he's funny
this fits
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I was thinking tomboy actually
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LOL
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Just cuz
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I LIKE IT
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LMAOO
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amazing
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sand shark is the autistic kid who shouts jokes really loud randomly
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The random condom you find near the stairs for no reason while you're walking to...
what in the fuck have I come back to
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Shark tomboy...? I feel like this is a thing I shou- It's Undyne. Oh my god.
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Asshole tomboy therapy dog?????
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Shark tomboy...? I feel like this is a thing I shou- It's Undyne. Oh my god.
I CANT
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sand shark is the autistic kid who shouts jokes really loud randomly
Aureus is already bad autistic rep
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Shark tomboy...? I feel like this is a thing I shou- It's Undyne. Oh my god.
IT FITS SO WELL
oh god
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Aureus is already bad autistic rep
LOL
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2016 energy go
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Aureus is already bad autistic rep
Which type though
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Sand Shark is tomboy, obligatory.
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Which type though
Undecided
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give me aureus summary
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I never thought Sand Shark could be girl. Who knew.
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Oh lord
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Aureus is the authors well meaning attempt at writing an autistic character.
It isn't good.
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"bazinga I hate women"
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Sheldon isn't even autistic.
He's got OCD.
He's just a jerk.
And a narcissist, not medically though.
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Aureus is the authors well meaning attempt at writing an autistic character.
"I AM A BOSS."
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The type that tries to imitate Sheldon from the big bonzgo theory
astrum aureus holding a laptop about to press a key dramatically
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"I AM... I AM A BOSS.'
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See, now you're thinking.
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"I AM A BOSS MR. YHARIM. I AM A BOSS-"
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I EAT CHEESTICKS AND DRAW WITH CRAYONS
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Statis and Braelor are their first glimpse of a gay person, so they are very stereotyped.
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Sheldon isn't even autistic.
Honestly I thought he was Aroace. It fits.
And then he wasn't
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He has a wife.
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Exactly
This was before he got his wife that I thought that
It would've made sense.
He's Aroace and just didn't know it
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Calamitas is aroace, but the question is does our hypothical author remotely get what that means.
brazen swallow
it's 2016 so probably not
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Calamitas is aroace, but the question is does our hypothical author remotely get...
Honestly. Aroace people get misunderstood enough.
So let's just give her this one
Please
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We gotta put background details onto the lore document.
Also include our cultural context: 15 year old Undertale fan in 2016.
distant smelt
Calamitas is aroace, but the question is does our hypothical author remotely get...
Not even kind of
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Honestly. Aroace people get misunderstood enough.
So let's just give her this o...
true
it could be early surprisingly good representation
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I EAT CHEESTICKS AND DRAW WITH CRAYONS
Y'know. The worst part is that crayons aren't bad. Especially if you don't buy the cheap ones
They can actually be pretty good.
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Besides, it's Marines that eat the cray-
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No, no, that's the soldiers.
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It is 5am.
... honestly at this point. You might as well just stay up.
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The marines can almost draw inside the lines.
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Like after 4 am it's pointless
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**Besides, it's Marines that eat the cray-**
yharim's godseeker knights are the crayon eating kids
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Just use it as an opportunity to reset back to a regular time
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oh wait that's the mech bosses
mech bosses eat all the crayons and principal yharim gets very mad about it every time
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yharim's godseeker knights are the crayon eating kids
I just realized. Do we ever fight the God seeker knights?
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Not yet.
distant smelt
Aight im going to sleep its almost midnight
brazen swallow
I just realized. Do we ever fight the God seeker knights?
pretty sure it's the mech bosses
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Aight im going to sleep its almost midnight
Gn
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at least some of them
brazen swallow
Aight im going to sleep its almost midnight
me too actually lmao
but this is too fun
oh well
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pretty sure it's the mech bosses
Is that how they explain hallowed armor
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cya
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Real
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Is that how they explain hallowed armor
no idea
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I was gonna say I think our writer left but I think they just went to draw Yharim X Xeroc Principal Yharim and Superintendent Xeroc.
Hallow is just world evil from nice gods.
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I was gonna say I think our writer left but I think they just went to draw ~~Yha...
Xeroc and Yharim toxic yuri
I mean
Yaoi
Fuck
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No clue what that means but ok.
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I was gonna say I think our writer left but I think they just went to draw ~~Yha...
the yharim x xeroc thing feels like the tenna x spamton thing
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Not the same.
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No clue what that means but ok.
Yuri is women x women
Yaoi is men x men
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Yeah basically
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oh no we're getting into this part of the calamity AU
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Yes
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oh no we're getting into this part of the calamity AU
...I do actually want to make a Clonemitas NPC AU
Idk it sounds cute
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I feel like my decision to make Polterghast the bizarre crush of the author was a good call.
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I mentioned this b4
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...I do actually want to make a Clonemitas NPC AU
it'd be so cool
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With special effects.
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I feel like my decision to make Polterghast the bizarre crush of the author was ...
I mean.
...it does have that big mo-
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Nope.
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cease
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...I do actually want to make a Clonemitas NPC AU
iirc it was said earlier that cal clone could be the annoying little sister of calamitas, so every other npc should have something to say about her
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Yeah.
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So... probably Permafrost.
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They turned Polterghast into one.
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Dirty joke aside. Usually the weird crush is a Tumblr sexy man type figure
principal yharim
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principal yharim
Always wanted to draw Yharim in a suit
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Like, you know how they make human version of characters?
It hit Polterghast hard.
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i made art of principal yharim
behold
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I bet that there would be crossover comics about gabriel ultrakill and AU yharim
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Always wanted to draw Yharim in a suit
exactly
long bloom
somebody can draw it better tomorrow
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Like, you know how they make human version of characters?
... honestly I can imagine both
The meme 2016 Tumblr sexy man polterghast
And like an actual cool humanoid version. Where it's a humanoid figure with a bunch of screaming faces. Kinda similar to Envy from FMA
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I think he has like, a glowing blue coat.
And he'd be like, Onceler shaped.
No idea who that is.
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I feel like the 2016 context makes it so this AU needs a sans reference character, who would it be?
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Calamitas.
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hmmm
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there's already a polterghast like sans iirc
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The author's an edgelord.
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it works i think
brazen swallow
there's already a polterghast like sans iirc
oh???
light linden
there's already a polterghast like sans iirc
nightweaver iirc
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Calamitas manages to get both 'Chara was perfect baby' and 'Chara is literally Hitler'. Fun.
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i made art of principal yharim
behold
thoughts?
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I think only a few gave actual complexity to it though.
One was a Tumblr askblog of all things. Where it's clear that it's closer to a kid lashing out.
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alright I actually go now
I'll forever be blessed with the birth of this calamity AU LMAOOO
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Blessing is a strong word... for my beautiful abomination.
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Calamitas manages to get both 'Chara was perfect baby' and 'Chara is literally H...
there would be intense discussions about what she is and part of the fandom would be separated because of this
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Absolutely.
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Blessing is a strong word... for my beautiful abomination.
...a blessing from a from soft game
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Blessing is a strong word... for my beautiful abomination.
heaven sent abomination even
long bloom
true
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Calamitas manages to get both 'Chara was perfect baby' and 'Chara is literally H...
Honestly I still subscribe to Narrator Chara theory
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What we are creating would give the uninitiated cancer on sight.
Which means we will succeed.
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me i think the narrator is John Narrator and his only purpose in life is to Narrator
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What we are creating would give the uninitiated cancer on sight.
The Oncelor Sexy Man Polterghast
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You see the vision I have for him.
It's the most logical choice.
The weird basement dweller.
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The Oncelor Sexy Man Polterghast
none of these words are in the bible, perish
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The was probably in the bible.
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Y'know the worst part about it.
Is that, the movie could've actually been good. They made a banger song.
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And man.
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none of these words are in the bible, perish
Sexy and Man was in the bible
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none of these words are in the bible, perish
Man is
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Y'know the worst part about it.
Is that, the movie could've actually been good....
bring back biggeringposting
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Woah, The Lorax isn't that bad. Like, it's alright. Not winning any awards, but, you know.
How bad could it possibly be?
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bring back biggeringposting
Like. The worst part is that it got removed because it was "too dark"
Or to speak more bluntly
"It actually criticizes companies! Remove it!"
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I've heard of it.
long bloom
too anti corporate
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It's not embedded because no perms but
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I've heard of it.
Well. Have a listen. It is genuinely pretty good
long bloom
yeah it's a fucking banger
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Who the hell is Terra and Rian. Who are they as characters, what are their function, their motivations?
This paper here says it'll be sad if I don't read it. But I'm no fool, paper doesn't have feelings. I'm not crying!
Armour sets are side characters.
But redrawn as regular clothes.
What do we do for Sulphurous sea mini bosses?
We never got to them.
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yeah it's a fucking banger
Although
It would definitely make the Onceler win the Tumblr sexy man competition as a result
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Did you take a break to listen to Biggering, a scrapped song from The Lorax movie?
That's actually... pretty funny...
We forgot Bandit!
Where will we have our non-binary rep without Bandit!
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Bandit would be the guy selling drugs
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No that's Wyrm.
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Bandit also has a moral code.
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The guy selling dru-
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I'm feeling prankster.
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JK idk the person who smokes in the bathroom
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That's DoG.
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And makes it smell like Juul
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Not sure what that is.
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Nah DoG would be a thespian
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dog is the bully
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Just look at his dramatic ass dialogue
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Not sure what that is.
Smoking but flavored
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Sounds awful.
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I once did voice overs for an anti-vaping project.
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So I think Bandit would be the prankster, and also it's somewhat obvious the author doesn't fully understand what non-binary means.
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Yeah Juul is used for vaping
juuls are vapes so yes
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So I think Bandit would be the prankster, and also it's somewhat obvious the aut...
Would Bandit have that zesty stereotypical effeminate gay accent
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Yes. Undoubtedly.
I know exactly what you mean.
How would you write in such an accent?
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"Yassss queen slayyy"
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More then just the stock phrase?
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That's more teenage girl now.
Eh fuck it
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I can do an amazing valley girl impression. However, the valley girl takes over and I can't stop saying 'like' every sentence.
Should I be concerned?
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How would you write in such an accent?
The gay lisp has the s be longer.
But that just looks like they're a snake so
Uh
Idk honestly
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The 'gay accent' will live in our hearts then.
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To be fair I don't know how to write people with accents
...
Nor do I really care unless if it's like
Posh British then they obviously use more verbose words as well
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I haven't even fully nailed down what my accent is...
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mostly just vocabulary and use of ye ol' appostrophes
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Why must you bring up the British.
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Why must you bring up the British.
Honestly it's partially because I write a character that I imagine has a posh British accent.
But also because you can't escape.
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W-what?
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You will eat beans on toast.
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I already do that.
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Have teeth that are fucking disgusting
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I brush.
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Not anymore. You're British now.
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No.
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Jokes aside, that is the one stereotype that is accurate in my experience
British people just have like
Bad teeth
I still have no idea why
Maybe it's confirmation bias though
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British people just have like
Bad teeth
@split mortar
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So I think we have most of the set up done.
Now we just need a brave volunteer to try and pen a story from our AU.
Still haven't figured out Terra and Rian though.
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They don't exist
They could also just be the students that are constantly sick
So they're gone for most of the school year
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They won't be awake, it's 5:30.
Morning officer.
We aren't doing anything insane.
Trust me.
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Nah being from Floridia would be worse than being British /j
Send them to Florida instead
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Would it?
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Alright guys
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I mean Florida man
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First very lazy piece done LMAO
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Do I even have to explain
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Yharim CEO
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Jesus this is why we have a lore doc
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I am the principal
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Needs to be updated.
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sigh
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Peak
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We figured out like, uh, bandit and some other stuff.
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Okok
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Bandit is cool bandit gives me back my money
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Still haven't nailed down Terra and Rian.
hoary cape
Who is Terra and who is Rian
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That's fine tbh it's up to how the author views them
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They authors inserts for their friends
hoary cape
I am drop kicking you all into the sun
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This guy needs to get up to speed
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Fair.
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Ok chat I need some opinions, who would be interested in videos focused more on cinematics for Yharims lore drops like him speaking like a narrator
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Check the lore document.
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Would there be any interest in something like that
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Ok chat I need some opinions, who would be interested in videos focused more on ...
I'd like making something like that.
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Aren't those kinda getting replaced tho by an item later on?
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I know video editing and I would want to keep it as in game as possible
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Well you have an artist at your disposal
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So for Bandit we had they're a prankster and also the author doesn't fully get what non-binary means. And they speak in a stereotypical gay accent.
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LMAO okay
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What else did we have, I'm trying to remember.
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This is why we have the doc we need to keep track
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Sulphorous Sea mini-bosses are background characters, same with armour sets, just redrawn as clothing.
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I have it on comment so all suggestions I will approve
That's a nice idea I like that
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And also Polterghast is the 'Tumblr Sexyman' of our nightmare creation.
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Oh Jesus christ
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And Deerclops still isn't a janitor.
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He's the matcha, feminist literature, labubu, hates periods, 6' 4", nonchalant sexyman
I forgot to change that
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Polterghast makes the most sense for that postion if you think about it. Disgusting, clingy, basement dweller. He hits every checkbox.
He has like, a glowy blue coat.
And past that he's the onceler.
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I love it
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Like, you can tell he's the one the author got weirdly fixated on.
He's our Spamton.
supple bluff
LMAO
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Alright, now we need to iron out the setting.
Obviously, it's Calamity High. They come up with a reason for this name, and boy is it stupid.
We're aiming for a cultural context of 'Written by a 15 year old Undertale fan in 2016 in a world where Calamity and Undertale swapped places' kind of deal.
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You gotta set it in hell in a mage academy for that sweet sweet Calamitas cameo possiblity even if it makes 0 sense
light linden
I am drop kicking you all into the sun
please stop this
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You gotta set it in hell in a mage academy for that sweet sweet Calamitas cameo ...
Calamitas is the self insert protagonist read the lore document.
light linden
this feels like watching someone put the entire kitchen in a blender
hoary cape
please stop this
Stop this as in the convo or stop saying I am gonna drop kick people?
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We're reconstructing old writing practices.
hoary cape
I am not sure which you are saying 😂
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How is this conversation more mature than the mod talk channel
It doesnt make sense
someone explain how in simple fortnite terms
hoary cape
Mod talk is never sane
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Are we studying the characters so we can butcher them properly
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Yeah exactly.
We need to figure out what a 15 year old who just learned what gay people are would see them.
And I think we're doing a great job.
We're rediscovering a lost art.
Soon, we will have created the ultimate AU.
What the hell am I doing. I have not slept.
deft comet
Once i do the official lore videos i will gladly make videos for your fan fic
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The bettter question... is the world ready?
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If the world is never ready for change
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Alright, somebody get me when it's time to discuss again. I should really rest.
real silo
This isn't the first cal highschool au and it likely won't be the last
deft comet
thats not the correct way to think about this
we must have more brain damage
daily lobotomies are required to be on the writing team
warm gull
horrible
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Xeroc being weak physically but hes just encased by full power primordial light construct
kind of like Slime God
robust osprey
I highly dount xeroc is physically weak
they would be second strongest human in their pre-ascension form iirc
yharim being 1st
robust osprey
I think pre ascension xeroc is stronger
scenic olive
Braelor and Statis almost beat Yharim with Attunement
Xeroc pre ascension might have attunement too?
real silo
Yes he did
real silo
Xeroc also had auric
cloud ibex
with Zeratros ofc
presumably
well i'm making a guess iunno if it's really that certain
i feel like either they let pretty much anyone into the aerie or xeroc and zeratros were close
and the former seems a bit odd to me
cloud ibex
he and yharon used to be friends, we know that much
cloud ibex
i think i remember reb mentioning it
split mortar
@cosmic zenith