and i explicitly say she isnt because yharim would absolutely mention it if she was
#lore-discussion
pliant ruin
Unless its another case of "Yharim is dumb and stupid and dosent know what things are" but man come on thats been done already
I just do not think a light elemental is gonna happen
wanton pendant
Uh, I guess that's what they were in the 3DS version for some reason.
robust osprey
maybe light can be a brimmy thing idk
visual kiln
would chaos elementals be a brimmy thing
wanton pendant
Brimstone represents being broke, so she can't pay the light bills, checkmate.
robust osprey
no chaos elementals are another thing
wanton pendant
no chaos elementals are another thing
French!?
visual kiln
eol, chaos elementals/RoD, and shimmer all feel rlly weird rn tbh bc it almost feels like there should be an explanation for them but also its rlly hard to think of what exactly could be an explanation
cosmic zenith
EoL and Chaos Elementals are not, in fact, Elementals
visual kiln
Unless shimmer got explained before
visual kiln
EoL and Chaos Elementals are not, in fact, Elementals
What r chaos elementals then
cosmic zenith
EoL will be better explained in the future
wanton pendant
Well that settles it.
robust osprey
shimmer is just a lot of liquid estrogen
cosmic zenith
Chaos Elementals are beings birthed from the Hallowed Essence
Perhaps pure manifestations of it
Shimmer... you'll see in the future as well, but it's not tied to the Hallow
wanton pendant
God of Blinking Lights theory is back on the menu boys.
cosmic zenith
There are no Elementals other than the main five (Anahita, Sandies, Brimmy, Cloudy, Silva) and their offshoots (such as Ice and Granite Elementals)
wanton pendant
R.I.P Spectral Elemental.
split mortar
World soul was the soul elemental
wanton pendant
What if Distortion has its own messed up Elementals because it has different rules.
icy veldt
EoL will be better explained in the future
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!
wanton pendant
The explanation will certainly not involve her being a cat.
wanton pendant
There are none.
icy veldt
That's it I'm flushing you down the toilet
icy veldt
~~What if Distortion has its own messed up Elementals because it has different r...
Distortion elementals:
- Magic elemental
- Blood elemental
- Decay elemental
- Cocaine elemental
||Wait these are just the Chaos Gods from 40K||
Lore question: does the Meth Elemental have a goatee?
wanton pendant
No, did too much meth, hair fell out.
icy veldt
wanton pendant
Why didn't Calamitas just say no to comitting war crimes? Is she stupid?
wanton pendant
Don't you know, you can't be turned into a living weapon if you just say no.
icy veldt
it was kinda hard for her to say no
Plus it was for a cause she started off believing in, due to the Yharimist propaganda in Azafure + her indoctrination by Yharim and education by Permafrost
wanton pendant
Do you think there were Azafurians that were racist towards humans that didn't have horns.
icy veldt
Probably
icy veldt
Should've been incinerated sooner. That would've put a big dent in his war effort at a much better time for it to happen
wanton pendant
Still on about that, that was yesterday man.
icy veldt
Me switching on my time machine to teleport Brimmy and Cal 100 years into the past
icy veldt
Oh yeah good idea
visual kiln
meow
wanton pendant
Just go back, kill baby Yharim, what could possibly go wrong?
Except the sure establishment of a divine theocracy.
No, no cats, don't encourage him.
icy veldt
Just go back, kill baby Yharim, what could possibly go wrong?
~~Except the sure ...
That would be an improvement over not killing him
Besides, wasn't the divine theocracy already an established thing?
And it worked just fine, as a functional civilization
wanton pendant
No, it would go into overdrive as they would just get someone else to become God King.
And with a unified leader, the gods would only cement their grip.
eager bluff
...what cementing is needed
wanton pendant
Sometimes you need to repave over potholes.
eager bluff
what potholes
wanton pendant
Exactly.
eager bluff
yeah so theres no fucking reason to say they would cement their grip
wanton pendant
What?
icy veldt
The monolithic "the gods" as a whole "cementing their grip" doesn't seem so bad when you remember that gods like Tyrian and Otounilou, as well as all the similar ones who were devoured by the DoG, exist and don't not exist
wanton pendant
Providence 2.
eager bluff
who would win
one god
or all the other gods
wanton pendant
I mean, one god if that god is Xeroc.
eager bluff
you know exactly what i mean
wanton pendant
I don't, you're not being very clear.
eager bluff
do not try to semantics your way out of this
wanton pendant
???
eager bluff
i think this is fairly clear as to what im referring to
icy veldt
Providence 2.
Considering that the world still isn't a massive field of ash makes me think that Provy's not as effective as you seem to think. The Profaned Cult seems like it was basically just a terrorist group back during the civilization of the Deific Era, that needed to be beaten down heavily on occasion, but was usually well-contained by the other gods' efforts
wanton pendant
I'm not saying Providence is strong? Not the point I'm making?
Well, she is strong but not threat to the world strong.
icy veldt
Then why is some hypothetical "Providence 2" your massive concern?
eager bluff
then why say providence 2
wanton pendant
Because a powerful, malicious god that amassed leadership of not just followers but other gods would be a bit of a bigger danger.
eager bluff
this hinges on the assumption that all gods are inherently malicious
icy veldt
Making Yharim a God-King just means making him a god who is a king, not a king of gods
wanton pendant
No it doesn't?
It's pretty heavily implied by god king he would be king of gods. What else would he be king of? Belgium?
icy veldt
People
God-king, as a title, is in the same format as god-emperor, i.e. an emperor who is a god. Not an emperor of gods
wanton pendant
Why couldn't it be.
eager bluff
Making Yharim a God-King just means making him a god who is a king, not a king *...
no in this case that is what it means
icy veldt
Hm?
eager bluff
in the case of yharim it does in fact mean king of gods
eager bluff
because i read the lore item and realized "oh well why would there be multiple gods pushing for a god-king if its just a regular ass god that rules a place"
icy veldt
Fair enough, I will concede that
But you're also right that "multiple gods" is far from "all gods"
wanton pendant
Having someone crowned as 'King of Gods' is a very good excuse to demand subjugation and conquer.
Especially if that individual is very belligerent.
Now, who did they want for this title? Someone who would commit genocide at the drop a hat?
icy veldt
Which would probably go far differently than Yharim's actual crusade
wanton pendant
I am of the opinion that if Yharim became God King, a crusade of some form would have happened anyway.
icy veldt
Yharim built much of his early appeal on fighting against the evil gods. Where would his appeal be if he were fighting for the evil gods against the rest of the world?
wanton pendant
He would simply claim that he is the good god, and he is forcing order on the chaotic, maleovent ones.
icy veldt
It might've started somewhat similarly, but it would've ended way differently
wanton pendant
They refuse order and prosperity, thus they are evil.
He has divine right, to oppose him would be to oppose destiny.
icy veldt
And how many people would believe any of that? Far fewer than those who joined him with his actual approach
eager bluff
a strong god commands a lot of power both physically and politically
wanton pendant
What, the people who followed him because 'we must destroy the tyranical, evil gods' wouldn't fall for 'we must destroy the tyranical, evil gods'?
icy veldt
Not if he was crowned by them
wanton pendant
If he's the King of Gods, he has pretty good control of the narrative.
He wasn't crowned by evil gods, they are his esteemed cabinet.
icy veldt
Again, as was stated before, he would be proclaimed by the evil gods who wanted to make him king of all gods. I doubt he would have good control of the narrative, because other gods who aren't part of that evil cabal also exist, and they would also have much to say
wanton pendant
(Also, consider that as a mortal Yharim is the second strongest being in this world, he would be quite a power as a god.)
icy veldt
Second strongest being after his crusade, of course, with his attunement to Yharon and his Auric armor
wanton pendant
He would have absorbed the soul of Yharon, and be a literal immortal deity.
Would he even need Auric armour at that point?
And if he needs a boost, he could still hire Draedon, nothing preventing that.
If anything, they might work better together, since God King Yharim would likely be a bit more lenient on slavery.
icy veldt
So let's say he became as powerful as, say, Providence. He leads the evil gods and launches a crusade against the rest of the world. He doesn't get Draedon, because I highly doubt Draedon would see the same potential in him. (Yharim was backed by the god of dogma, which became part of the Corruption and its Hive Mind, which would be anathema to Draedon's goals) The subsequent war would be costly, but it would not be as destructive as Yharim's crusade actually was
wanton pendant
Of course, this version of Yharim would likely be even more of a tyrant, and likely permit slavery, so I'd say life in his empire would be even more dystopic.
And with his main targets likely be more benevolent gods that would refuse to submit, it isn't a pretty picture.
icy veldt
It would also not last as long, since this version of Yharim would be defeated
wanton pendant
By whom?
icy veldt
His enemies. Who else?
wanton pendant
That's not really a good argument. Our Yharim almost got killed by his enemies, who's to say that one would also only almost be killed.
Just 'he would lose' needs a bit more of a backing.
icy veldt
Far different circumstances
wanton pendant
Then what specific faction or individual do you think would take him down.
Best odds lets say.
icy veldt
Anyway, I'm tired of this pointless discussion, so I'll just let you believe whatever you want to believe
icy veldt
Not when it's with a brick wall
cosmic zenith
That would be an improvement over not killing him
If the Gods retry their plot to absorb Yharon's soul, it would very likely be a worse scenario
cosmic zenith
Besides, wasn't the divine theocracy already an established thing?
No, not really
long bloom
stip jumpscare
cosmic zenith
because i read the lore item and realized "oh well why would there be multiple g...
Yeah, this
late veldt
was Braelor x Statis always a thing or nah
long bloom
what
wanton pendant
was Braelor x Statis always a thing or nah
Yeah, they're woke.
long bloom
u mean statis?
cosmic zenith
I am of the opinion that if Yharim became God King, a crusade of some form would...
There would probably be some form of rebellion but not only would it be a lot weaker due to not having an Auric Dragon on their side, it would also get squashed pretty heavily by God-King Yharim
light linden
hi stip
late veldt
right
wanton pendant
I meant the crusade would be led by Yharim.
wanton pendant
Like, he would do that whether or not he was god king.
long bloom
well anyways were they gay initially
what does initially mean
split mortar
God king yharim vs god seeker yharim
wanton pendant
That's the real question.
late veldt
when they were first a thing, or at least their current incarnation
cosmic zenith
Hello!
wanton pendant
Hi.
long bloom
when they were first a thing, or at least their current incarnation
they were always a gay couple afaik
when they were planned to be a boss
cosmic zenith
I meant the crusade would be led by Yharim.
So you mean a scenario where Yharim becomes God-King but rebels against his masters
wanton pendant
Not really, I think Yharim's dispostion means he would have ended up leading some kind of grand war.
light linden
So you mean a scenario where Yharim becomes God-King but rebels against his mast...
so yharim would be a puppet king?
wanton pendant
Whether this be against those who oppose him, him learning he's a puppet, or against some other force.
cosmic zenith
Yes
That was the whole plan
wanton pendant
Like, it's obvious he was going to be a puppet.
cosmic zenith
Evil Gods wouldn't really make a stronger God, meant to be a ruler, if they don't benefit from said rule
wanton pendant
(My original idea for the scenario was he wages war on the Distorion/Devourer of Gods to set an example or cement his rule, but their could be a wide arrange of things that would 'justify' crusading.)
cosmic zenith
And considering the chief deity in that sect was the God of Dogma, you'd think they wouldn't want to actually surrender control
light linden
I still hope we get to know at least one of the gods that tried to make-
long bloom
(My original idea for the scenario was he wages war on the Distorion/Devourer of...
did he even know the distortion existed before dog rolled up
light linden
is that a lore drop?
wanton pendant
Yeah it's like N in Pokémon.
cosmic zenith
Nah I think people already knew it
light linden
I've never heard of that before
wanton pendant
Never mind what I was going to say then.
light linden
oh
long bloom
when talking about evil2 reworks
wanton pendant
So like, my hypothetical I thought of a while ago is that God-King Yharim would just, like, invade to prove his worth or something. Probably kill DoG in the process.
Get himself some Cosmilite armour.
Since he wouldn't have Auric Tesla.
cosmic zenith
Oh yeah
Have this
Dank Creeper
Divine puppeteers beheld incessantly through their devotees, an organic panopticon for a wicked hive mind. Their word was truth, and evidence otherwise was burned. Even in decay, they summon subjects to creep, spy and kill.```Heh, good thing I know what panopticon means.
cosmic zenith
I've revealed Hive Blob a long time ago, and I'm leaving Dark Heart for the release
icy veldt
Dark Shart
wanton pendant
I guess more of what I was thinking is that Yharim would take basically any reason to start a crusade if he deemed it 'just'. So if he became a God-King, it would only be so long before he wages a war against someone or something for one reason or another.
Hell, I wouldn't be surprised that in a scenario where Yharim wasn't chosen for being God-King, he'd have led the rebellion himself.
cosmic zenith
```
Dank Creeper
Divine puppeteers beheld incessantly through their devotees, an...
"Evidence otherwise was burned" I wonder what that's about
icy veldt
Evidence that asbestos is harmless 
wanton pendant
God-King Yharim and his council of the God of Dogma, God of Propaganda, God of Control, God of Fealty and God of Communications.
What could possibly go wrong?
icy veldt
God of Microsoft Teams
wanton pendant
That's their tech guy.
icy veldt
We're fugged
wanton pendant
What, you want the God of iOS to take over? I think not.
light linden
i gotta finish making my fan made dragons and/or gods
icy veldt
The God of Linux, except he only accepts being called the God of GNU/Linux, and prefers to call himself the God of GNU + Linux
wanton pendant
God of Skype found dead in a ditch.
icy veldt
No, the God of MS teams ascended with the soul of the Dragon of Skype
light linden
i gotta finish making my fan made dragons and/or gods
I'm tryna design auric dragons of magentism, decay, and tectonics
icy veldt
Magentism, like the color magenta? ||jk||
wanton pendant
No, you're thinking of Margarita, an alcoholic drink. Magnetism is the wife of Homer Simpson.
icy veldt
Joke: YOU SPELLED IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!
light linden
im not in the mood for jokes, i found one of my dogs dead less than an hour ago
icy veldt
oh
wanton pendant
Bro!?
cosmic zenith
I'm sorry to hear 
pliant ruin
im not in the mood for jokes, i found one of my dogs dead less than an hour ago
oh god i'm sorry to hear that
cosmic zenith
My condolences
frosty charm
Okay so I'm going over the noxus thing again, does the necrozma-like writing (escapes the distortion through the rift, eats the light of the sun and then the aerie) fit enough since I have no clue how I should write it
pliant ruin
take your time to rest
i know losing a buddy like that is never easy :< i hope it lived a happy life
wanton pendant
Okay so I'm going over the noxus thing again, does the necrozma-like writing (es...
Just do what you want, Noxus has very little lore right now.
split mortar
im not in the mood for jokes, i found one of my dogs dead less than an hour ago
Oh holy fuck, my condolences
light linden
nvm it was more than an hour ago, closer to two hours
light linden
no.
wanton pendant
That's reasonable.
hoary cape
My condolences
full comet
wanton pendant
See, he cares about the environment. Truly a heroic individual.
pliant ruin
truth duke
wanton pendant
I have just made an error. I see now why so many in this server choose to not read.
full comet
I don't blame him for not being ok with unleashing the ultron virus part 2
To be honest Yharim has done so many war crimes ATP that it just seems like another to add to the list
Even before the virus
light linden
there's a line between war crimes and ecological devastation on a planetary scale
full comet
Crimson and Corruption moment, though tbf they were accidents early in his career
And aren't as bad as uh
light linden
I mean
full comet
The plague
light linden
in his defence
he did something about the crimson and corruption
not a full measure but still
I still don't get why his response to a biomechanical plague was just "smash everything" but still
full comet
Yharim is clearly a very reasonable and forward thinking person
light linden
I mean
light linden
he doesn't seem to be completely idiotic
dude knew enough military history to make draedon at least take note of it
wanton pendant
Hey, if he didn't groom that teen, somebody worse would have done it instead, so he's basically a hero, she should thank him.
full comet
he doesn't seem to be completely idiotic
Not really. It's a combination of a vendetta and a lack of foresight/inability to look at his mistakes.
At least
Until it was too late
light linden
dude knew enough military history to make draedon at least take note of it
he doesn't come acrosss as smooth brained enough to attack things random
wanton pendant
Yharim fully believes the crusade was a good idea. He only regrets how he did it.
If he could, he'd do it again, but better.
wanton pendant
And recruiting DoG, and betraying his allies...
full comet
he only regrets being unable to finish it
I think he regrets
A) How sloppily he did it
B) Being unable to finish it
wanton pendant
There are quite a few things he'd change.
But he would do it again.
No question.
light linden
hopefully the mass civilian casualties
wanton pendant
No, he probably would still do that.
light linden
emphasis on hopefully
wanton pendant
He doesn't seem that remorseful for Civilian Obliterator 17000.
(Skeletron Prime.)
light linden
He doesn't seem that remorseful for Civilian Obliterator 17000.
emphasis on hopefully
wanton pendant
I think you're hopemaxxing too close to Xeroc.
But he'd probably groom less kids this time.
And actually handle his problems.
light linden
I think you're hopemaxxing too close to Xeroc.
hope is the only thing keeping me going right now
anyways
I don't get why draedon was ok with skeletron prime
full comet
He doesn't seem that remorseful for Civilian Obliterator 17000.
From observation.
I think he just accepts the civilian deaths as "acceptable casualties of war".
He regrets the things, in his mind, that he could've "controlled". Like preventing the corruption and crimson from becoming a permanent stain
light linden
he doesn't have any morals but he also is aware of PR
full comet
he doesn't have any morals but he also is aware of PR
Who doesn't want to make a robot skeleton with a chain saw, lasers, and two other arms
light linden
I'd prefer an exoskeleton
long bloom
he didn't care about pr when fucking the sulphur sea further into the ground
long bloom
i'm talking about draedon
light linden
I said draedon cares about pr
full comet
he didn't care about pr when fucking the sulphur sea further into the ground
Draedon just does shit if he thinks it's interesting
full comet
is aware of it
I mean that probably disappeared once shit like the corruption starts going around.
sinful adder
Oh oops, thought this was about yharim
full comet
It's hard to do good PR when the grass suddenly becomes either rotten or covered with gore
Y'know?
light linden
is aware of it
having his name be attached to the civilian killer 3000 doesn't seem like something he'd be proud of
full comet
having his name be attached to the civilian killer 3000 doesn't seem like someth...
Nah Draedon would be proud of it if it did good at its purpose
He isn't because it wasn't good enough
wanton pendant
I'd say Yharim has morals, in contrast to Draedon, who has none.
cosmic zenith
I still don't get why his response to a biomechanical plague was just "smash eve...
Yharim wasn't mad about the Plague being powerful
wanton pendant
He isn't moral though.
light linden
Yharim wasn't mad about the Plague being powerful
I never said he was
full comet
He isn't because it wasn't good enough
It's like looking back at your old drawings or artwork and cringing at it
wanton pendant
Plague is too close to slavery.
full comet
That's what Draedon feels like with the Mechas
cosmic zenith
He was mad about it unwillingly subjecting creatures to torturous conditions
light linden
yes
wanton pendant
Kinda like how he put Calamitas though immense stress as a living weapon.
cosmic zenith
Byeah
It's not that his response was "smash everything"
It's that it infuriated him enough that he ended up smashing everything
long bloom
stip can you confirm that the underworld draedon log mentions silva being in the abyss before year 0
wanton pendant
Oh come on man.
cosmic zenith
Yes, I can confirm
long bloom
nice
cosmic zenith
Find yourself someone who wants to be with you as much as the Abyss wants to be with Silva
full comet
I'd say Yharim has morals, in contrast to Draedon, who has none.
I feel like Yharim is somebody who believes
"The Ends justifies the means".
If he traveled back to the beginning. He'd still do the crusade. But he's at least do stuff like contain the corruption and crimson better.
In his mind, the casualties from the wars are acceptable losses.
Permanent damage to Terraria, or too much pain on people are considered cruel for him.
wanton pendant
Yes ends justify the means is his main justification.
Doesn't matter how many he kills, who he allies with, who he betrays so long as the job is done.
long bloom
his singular thought is "every god must die"
wanton pendant
Like, he doesn't torture puppies for fun, but if it gave him a tactical advantage, he would.
pliant ruin
the plague was bad but yharim has done so many, much worse things that him crashing out so badly over it while he does far worse himself just makes him seem pathethic
full comet
Basically "If a civilian dies because a soldier accidentally shot their laser gun at them. Fine.
A zombie plague released and it isn't killing a God? Unacceptable."
wanton pendant
Again, Calamitas was arguably close to being a slave in practice.
long bloom
but it's different you don't understaaaaaaaaaaand /s
full comet
Again, Calamitas was arguably close to being a slave in practice.
...at least she didn't get sexually groomed
God I hope not
wanton pendant
Woah, Yharim isn't that kinda bad guy.
full comet
Yeah
wanton pendant
That's Deathstroke you're thinking of.
full comet
PFFT
wanton pendant
Not Yharim, doesn't befit his character.
That wouldn't get him closer to killing a god.
So why bother?
full comet
That's Deathstroke you're thinking of.
...y'know the worst part is that.
Slade's voice from Teen Titans 2003 is actually what I imagine when Yharim talks
wanton pendant
And he presents himself as a hero, there's nothing heroic about that.
full comet
That blunt yet smooth voice
wanton pendant
Never watched that.
full comet
It's pretty good
wanton pendant
But that's why Deathstroke is top tier in Child Abuse Scaling.
full comet
But that's why Deathstroke is top tier in Child Abuse Scaling.
Still a cartoon made for all ages so there's definitely some childish shit. But Deathstroke only has slight hints instead of y'know
Whatever the fuck they did in the original comic
Jesus christ
How did that get through editorial
long bloom
glad i'm not a dc fan rn
wanton pendant
A lot got through editorial back in the day.
pliant ruin
can we not talk about this maybe
wanton pendant
Yes, let's drop the matter.
full comet
Agreed
pliant ruin
gif didnt work so im killing it
wanton pendant
Like civilian in glorious Yharim empire.
pliant ruin
wanton pendant
What on earth is that gif.
full comet
Like civilian in glorious Yharim empire.
Anyways, do I wish that calamity will eventually get a biome for like
pliant ruin
god of chains being blown up with nukes
full comet
Yharim's destroyed kingdom
wanton pendant
Why does God of Chains have woke hair?
pliant ruin
theyre woke
pliant ruin
they have like purple hair but i guess theres blue in there for some reason
wanton pendant
Yet Woker.
tropic oak
hi
pliant ruin
hi john vcmm
pliant ruin
yes like god of chains from hit mod calamity
tropic oak
yharim uses the torch god to geth igh
wanton pendant
Thanks for the theory.
tropic oak
not theory
long bloom
torch god is a carbon monoxide induced illusion
true
tropic oak
FACT
full comet
Seriously though, I do wish that there were biomes that were outright ruined cities.
Aside from the Underworld
tropic oak
FACT CHECKED By TRUE CALAMITY PATROIT
S
wanton pendant
How long has it been since I last saw Domo?
full comet
Like Yharim supposedly destroyed a lot of kingdoms
wanton pendant
Duck Life 3?
cosmic zenith
<:wires:1126556862070915214>
Guh
No.
long bloom
thank god
wanton pendant
We only explore a part of the world.
pliant ruin
-# why is this even being brought up god help me
wanton pendant
There are other places off map.
tropic oak
-# why is this even being brought up god help me
fr bruh
pliant ruin
anyways that goliath sure brings the plague! #swag
cosmic zenith
the plague was bad but yharim has done so many, much worse things that him crash...
That moment when hypocrisy!
tropic oak
how do drugs fit into the lore #thewarondrugswaswonbydrugs
full comet
wanton pendant
Yharim does steroids.
long bloom
how do drugs fit into the lore #thewarondrugswaswonbydrugs
yharim's stimulants
long bloom
I'm old!
full comet
Calamitas should probably be on something. Permafrost is old.
Honestly, probably her own magic
pliant ruin
i forgot what i was supposed to test
full comet
Apparently drives her insane
wanton pendant
No I mean she should see a mental health professional.
full comet
No I mean she should see a mental health professional.
Yeah, but Yharim murdered them all
Drugs are the second best thing
full comet
Also, Nurse.
Bitch she is the opposite of a mental health professional
wanton pendant
Due to the traumas and genocides and general horrors.
Close enough.
Are gods like drugs to DoG?
crimson pulsar
Is wotg canon?
wanton pendant
No.
long bloom
no
cosmic zenith
No addons are canon
crimson pulsar
Confirmed?
long bloom
yes
wanton pendant
Yes?
cosmic zenith
I'm a dev
crimson pulsar
The creator of wotg is represented in base calamity though
long bloom
they're a former dev
wanton pendant
That's a dev item.
cosmic zenith
^
long bloom
wotg still isn't canon
crimson pulsar
Ahhh I seee
cosmic zenith
Dedicated items don't really have anything to do with lore
crimson pulsar
Fair enough
long bloom
they don't exist
cosmic zenith
And yeah, it's a former dev
crimson pulsar
Makes sense
full comet
No addons are canon
I like Catalyst. Astrageldon is a fun boss
Stupid ass requirement though
wanton pendant
Astrageldon isn't real. You need to wake up.
full comet
This is totally unrelated to anything btw
cosmic zenith
the plague was bad but yharim has done so many, much worse things that him crash...
I remember commenting on this somewhere before, but
Yharim genuinely abhors that sort of blatant, dominant enslavement due to his trauma; he's had a terrible experience with it he wouldn't wish to his worst enemies
That said, the manipulation those Gods tried to exert on him did not work - he doesn't acknowledge it as enslavement, or at least not on the same disgusting, traumatizing level he places explicit dominance
full comet
Astrageldon isn't real. You need to wake up.
Never, funny space slime is supreme.
Goopy Oopy
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So weaponizing Calamitas is fair game to him since he never technically forced her. Only heavily encouraged.
cosmic zenith
It's quite the irony that he perpetuated and perfected the manipulation used by the people he hated most in all of his life
cosmic zenith
So weaponizing Calamitas is fair game to him since he never technically forced h...
Pretty much
You'll see eventually that it didn't take much encouragemente, all things considered
full comet
It's quite the irony that he perpetuated and perfected the manipulation used by ...
Blah blah blah "Abusers are often the products of trauma" blah blah blah "pain is often passed on through generations as a result that inevitably harms more and more"
cosmic zenith
Calamitas' mental state was not in a condition to make reasonable decisions
wanton pendant
Like sure, treachery to his cause is a death sentence, but you can leave, Permafrost.
long bloom
Blah blah blah "Abusers are often the products of trauma" blah blah blah "pain i...
yes that's correct
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But also yes she was an impressionable teenager wanted vengeance and an outlet etc.
full comet
Calamitas' mental state was not in a condition to make reasonable decisions
You mean a little girl that lost her brothers and destroyed her entire city in a blind rage with outright forbidden magic might not be in her best mind?
Nahhh
Can't be
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Still super manipulative.
full comet
full comet
Still super manipulative.
"Nah trust, she asked me to do it."
- Yharim
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Also, someone claimed earlier that Calamitas attacked Ilmeris until she literally passed out, is this correct?
cosmic zenith
She's not an evil person by nature, but she was pushed off the deep end
cosmic zenith
Also, someone claimed earlier that Calamitas attacked Ilmeris until she literall...
Who said that....?
wanton pendant
Not sure, but it was like a day or so ago.
long bloom
melongun maybe
cosmic zenith
If it was not a dev, it's not true
If it is a dev, I need to talk to them lol
full comet
She's not an evil person by nature, but she was pushed off the deep end
Honestly I had a super fucked up idea.
Clonemitas starts off as the eye. Or whatever respite form would be. Then her second phase reveals just...
A mutated child overflowing with calamity.
Congratulations you have to kill a kid now
wanton pendant
She's probably been artificially aged older.
cosmic zenith
We're not putting explicit child murder in the mod
wanton pendant
Through science stuff.
cosmic zenith
Remember, this game is rated T
full comet
We're not putting explicit child murder in the mod
Yeah I know. Just thought about like "How do I make this more horrifying".
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T for Tear society apart.
cosmic zenith
Believe me I have thought of stuff of that caliber
full comet
T for Tear society apart.
Agreed
cosmic zenith
I would advise looking into the lore of No Eyes in Hollow Knight
Really grim shit
Of course, if you're appropriately aged
Age ratings exist for a reason
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Hey, if we go by time, Clone still has to be like less then ten, so close enough! :)
long bloom
@cosmic zenith
cosmic zenith
Where did you get this from, melon gun?
full comet
~~Believe me I have thought of stuff of that caliber~~
I have thought of making a funny mod once. Nothing more than a split second thought.
Where Clonemitas becomes an NPC. If only for Calamitas's actual reaction.
"WHY IS THERE A CLONE OF ME HERE?"
cosmic zenith
Calamitas knows there's a clone of her
wanton pendant
Unless I have them confused for someone else.
cosmic zenith
They're British, it's 3am there.
They'll see this message tomorrow
full comet
~~Calamitas knows there's a clone of her~~
Yeah. It's more shock that one of them is living near her.
Casually
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On a related note, i should sleep. But I won't. Such is life.
No, 3am at Greenwich.
full comet
Though there's only one Calclone
Yeah again, I just thought of a mod where Calclone becomes an NPC.
Idk what mechanic I would add to her. But I imagined just a mutated child NPC basically.
wanton pendant
It says so on the top of my phone here.
full comet
Also the idea is kinda cute
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I'd have her be part of some Permafrost quest line thing whatever.
full comet
I'd have her be part of some Permafrost quest line thing whatever.
Yeah basically
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But Clone probably looks exactly like Calamitas apart from the scar (unless it's actually just a weird birthmark, for some reason???)
full comet
But Clone probably looks exactly like Calamitas apart from the scar (unless it's...
Most likely. It would be interesting if she had a bunch of mutations on her
Like the magic is so unwieldly that it's affecting the clone physically
wanton pendant
Draedon is a pretty good scientist, and I'd argue that kinda magic would more likely give her burns.
So more Darth Vader then anything.
full comet
So she ends up looking like Tetsuo
full comet
Draedon is a pretty good scientist, and I'd argue that kinda magic would more li...
True but she broke out of his lab
And probably is unstable mentally and physically
wanton pendant
No, Calamitas broke her out.
wanton pendant
She's unstable due to Calamitas giving her some of her power.
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Also, Calamitas knew the clone existed, and attacked Draedons' lab presumably to liberate her clone.
dull burrow
So why does Calclone look.. like that
full comet
She probably didn't expect the clone to immediately go insane
wanton pendant
Old sprite.
long bloom
So why does Calclone look.. like that
outdated
alpine jetty
so cal clone is just like a 9 year old freakin out right
dull burrow
ahhhhh
wanton pendant
It's not clear of she intentionally or accidently gave her power.
dull burrow
yeah cus old cal used to look similar too right
wanton pendant
Nine is in the high end.
full comet
Old sprite.
Tbh I hope they keep the eye form in some regard.
I know that there's plans to remove it. But it just feels way too iconic honestly
And it's somewhat comforting.
long bloom
so cal clone is just like a 9 year old freakin out right
i actually don't know
wanton pendant
But Clone lacked the mental fortitude...
long bloom
i'd assume she's the same age as cal
alpine jetty
wait so like if we get cal clone as an npc is she just gonna talk about dolls and toy trains and shit
full comet
But Clone lacked the mental fortitude...
I'm imagining Calamitas going to a kid her and being like
"HEY KIDDO CHECK OUT THIS!"
shows her forbidden brimstone magic
"AAUUUGGH'
long bloom
@spare pier is calclone the same age as calamitas?
full comet
wanton pendant
Clone likely looked exactly like Calamitas at the time physically, sans any obvious environmental changes.
dull burrow
I think it could be cool if calclone looked like this because it was freed before it was fully complete 😁
thabk yoy
wanton pendant
And Clone probably was only ever around Draedon.
dull burrow
im the lore rewriter now
spare pier
I forgot to change our names here
full comet
Clone likely looked exactly like Calamitas at the time physically, sans any obvi...
Also imagining the forbidden magic being like
Calculus or something. God knows I feel like it's forbidden magical runes.
wanton pendant
That girl knows nothing about how to act socially.
full comet
spare pier
<@498251962844839956> is calclone the same age as calamitas?
Are you saying physically or...?
alpine jetty
do you reckon draedon was a good father 
alpine jetty
Are you saying physically or...?
mentally
long bloom
Are you saying physically or...?
yuh
supple bluff
Probably looks the exact same from when she was cloned but way diff now
alpine jetty
oh
long bloom
both ig
alpine jetty
i meant mentally
full comet
do you reckon draedon was a good father <:aga:1307789824757071902>
I would not even trust Draedon even with a microwave.
light linden
I forgot to change our names here
hi rebecca
full comet
He'd either make it super cool or a machine that eats babies
spare pier
I don't really know, honestly, it's one of those things we'll decide exactly when we get there
full comet
Or both
wanton pendant
Chronologically, obviously not. Physically, more or less.
Mentally, that's an interesting question.
dull burrow
do you reckon draedon was a good father <:aga:1307789824757071902>
he definitely was the coolest dad. can you imagine some superintelligent robot picking you up from school
supple bluff
How far away was the cloning of cal to the events of the game?
dull burrow
"yeah my dad built god slaying machines 🥱 "
light linden
he definitely was the coolest dad. can you imagine some superintelligent robot p...
tbh i would've settled for a dad in the first place
dull burrow
tbh i would've settled for a dad in the first place
oh
wanton pendant
How far away was the cloning of cal to the events of the game?
Less then ten years ago about.
But longer then a year ago.
So I kinda go for her being like, 8-5 maybe?
full comet
That girl knows nothing about how to act socially.
Honestly
Now I really want to make a Clonemitas AU
Fuck
alpine jetty
i kinda want her to just be a kid physically and mentally
supple bluff
So I'd just imagine our scal we see is probably still very similar looking to the clone
alpine jetty
it would be funny
wanton pendant
Physically no chance, no killing kids for Terrarian.
dull burrow
like a whole ass toddler
alpine jetty
yes
dull burrow
"goo goo gaga"
you look up in the sky and it's just a floating baby calclone with a diaper on
wanton pendant
Mentally, well, her development emotionally would likely be stunted by being raised as a science experiment by Draedon of all people.
full comet
i kinda want her to just be a kid physically and mentally
You're making my urges to make an AU worse
wanton pendant
She'd probably make Calamitas look well adjusted in comparison.
supple bluff
She was raised on war and magic so I can't imagine she would even realize what a healthy upbringing would look like
wanton pendant
Clone was little more then a science experiment that didn't lead anywhere.
dull burrow
alternate universe
wanton pendant
Alternate Universe.
alpine jetty
oooh ok
long bloom
basically fanfic
dull burrow
SOMEONE wasnt a huge undertale nerd kid back in 2016
supple bluff
LMAOOO my thoughts exactly
wanton pendant
It's an alternative scenario to allow a widely different narrative on a different premise using the same roster.
supple bluff
Ink sans created scal, she is an au of sans
dull burrow
yeah LOL
supple bluff
That's why she traps you in a box
dull burrow
undertale really popularised the concept of au's even though it existed well before
wanton pendant
Like, I don't know, Calamity but it's a school and Yharim is the principal or something, or some other cliché.
supple bluff
Undertale AU's took over the fandom after the games release and it's a good majority why the game would have a reputation of cringe and obsession
wanton pendant
Or where everythings evil and screwed up and has sharp teeth.
dull burrow
Like, I don't know, Calamity but it's a school and Yharim is the principal or so...
sounds peak..
supple bluff
Yharim would be the principal because he is just the leader but does not do the actual teaching
wanton pendant
He has great comedic synergy with Superintendent Xeroc.
dull burrow
calamitas would've been massively mischaracterised
wanton pendant
Yes.
dull burrow
probably suffer the same fate as chara
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Double yes.
dull burrow
because morally grey characters cant exist
supple bluff
👍
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Permafrost is the cool teacher.
dull burrow
either "calamitas is an innocent sweet baby angel who did nothing wrong" or "calamitas is a fucking evil BITCH'
supple bluff
Permafrost is the one male science teacher you have that is actually just a guy that got roped into teaching kids
wanton pendant
Chara made Calamitas do it.
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Calamitas is the main character and its her going through the absolute most traumatic school life imaginable.
The author is projecting.
supple bluff
Draedon is the borderline military instructor teacher that has no place in a school and everyone hates but will never act up around
dull burrow
Calamitas is the main character and its her going through the absolute most trau...
LMAOO YES
ABSOLUTELY
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Draedon is the borderline military instructor teacher that has no place in a sch...
You get it.
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Noxus is the principal of a rival school.
dull burrow
Oh god
supple bluff
Yhon is the school mascot
dull burrow
Powerscaling would be hell in the calamity universe
If it was undertale-levels of popular
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Unrecognisably extrapolated in characterisation, he's our Gaster.
Devourer is the Jock stereotype.
dull burrow
Guys calamitas destroyed ten whole worlds and that was only 0.001% of her full power...
supple bluff
Holy shit yes DoG is the jock bully
dull burrow
Holy shit yes DoG is the jock bully
But he's in the fandom form
supple bluff
And his fugly ass friend Signus
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Statis and Braelor are the gay stereotypes.
supple bluff
Statis and Braelor are the gay stereotypes.
LMAO
long bloom
Holy shit yes DoG is the jock bully
noxus is his rich influential dad
supple bluff
Dad is the football coach aswell
wanton pendant
He's basically our Gaster.
supple bluff
Oh okay
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So everything about himself made up.
dull burrow
what about him though
wanton pendant
And he's just put up against Xeroc because of course he would be.
long bloom
what about him though
kill
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Signus and Storm Weaver are Devourers yes men who are always by his side.
dull burrow
Signus and Storm Weaver are Devourers yes men who are always by his side.
signus and dog are in LOVE
supple bluff
Like I said, fugly ass friends LMAO
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But Signus is actually the more sensitive one.
supple bluff
SECRETLY GAY BULLY LMAO
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Providence is the queen bee stereotype (sorry Queen Bee.)
long bloom
silva is the principal
supple bluff
Silva is essentially Starfire personality
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Come on, what else would he be?
long bloom
the mayor
wanton pendant
Silva is essentially Starfire personality
You understand.
You do t get the premise, it's a school au, so everyone is ham fisted into the school.
No matter what.
supple bluff
Exactly
wanton pendant
So Yharim's principle, and Xeroc is superintendent.
wanton pendant
And Noxus leads the rival school. They're all like overly perfect there.
long bloom
silva's the nurse then
supple bluff
Prov is the grumpy bitchy math teacher
wanton pendant
Unlike the wacky and crazy school Calamitas is going too!!!1!
No Providence is the queen bee archetype.
supple bluff
With her three bratty kids that are also enrolled in the school and use the excuse "my mom's a teacher" to get away with being NEEERRRRDS
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Guardians are her fellow cheerleader friends who all inexplicably are Californian.
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I study media, I've figured out how these things work.
Providence is the mean girl.
long bloom
provi is the mean popular girl and otonilou is the nice popular girl
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Zeratros is the old principle Yharim looks up to.
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provi is the mean popular girl and otonilou is the nice popular girl
Now you're getting it.
supple bluff
He has a picture of him on the wall and everything
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Amidias is the nice young teacher who's in over his head.
supple bluff
I have the imagine Yharim is like Glam from Metal Family
It fits my head canon for this school au
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He is exceedingly mischaracterized as basically Papyrus.
supple bluff
LMAO
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Slime God is the weird kid.
supple bluff
Who's our Alphys?
alpine jetty
ravager
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Good question.
long bloom
slime god is the queer band kid
supple bluff
LMAO
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Ravager is our amalgamate along with the other amalgamates.
But Ravager is alive and he's the guidance councillor.
supple bluff
The worms have to be like a group of kids that play D&D in the one kids basement while the sneak a beer out of their dad's mini fridge
wanton pendant
Hive Mind is just Berdly.
alpine jetty
slime god is the queer band kid
theyre also annoying though because theyre such an outwardly nice person
supple bluff
Destroyer specifically thinks he's too good for the group and would be the one to try to become "cool" in college
wanton pendant
The regular Mechs are the delinquents.
Exo Mechs, despite being younger in game are their cool older brothers they try to be like.
alpine jetty
destroyer is the person who think hes a sigma and watches joe rogan but he actually just has social anxiety and no friends
wanton pendant
As I said, delinquents.
alpine jetty
wait
alpine jetty
destroyer is the person who think hes a sigma and watches joe rogan but he actua...
with this message i meant devourer
supple bluff
Exo's are the 4th years that everyone is somehow chill with
alpine jetty
oh he does have a posse
supple bluff
Ye
alpine jetty
signus the sigma
supple bluff
Storm weaver and sig
wanton pendant
oh he does have a posse
Certainly.
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Devourers a jerk, but he's on the sports team.
The author doesn't know anything about sports so they don't specify.
supple bluff
Plantera I have to imagine is just the most basic white girl you ever damn meet
supple bluff
The author doesn't know anything about sports so they don't specify.
LMAO
supple bluff
Loves plants, loves animals, very protective
distant smelt
Queen bee is mentioned but currently out sick (plaguebringer)
wanton pendant
True.
supple bluff
Queen Bee is in her emo phase
wanton pendant
They are for some reason merged as a character.
Author misunderstood the lore there.
Calamitas is also obviously a self insert.
Painfully obvious.
supple bluff
Queen Bee and Plague bringer are the same character with DID
distant smelt
Skeletron is actually a stolen theatre prop puppeted by the clothier for shits and giggles
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Polterghast is Calamitas conscience anthropomorphized.
supple bluff
LMAO like that one kid from Victorious that has a puppet
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Eye of Cthulhu is a kid with glasses.
alpine jetty
who is calamitas tho
wanton pendant
Main character.
supple bluff
Self insert, get up to speed
visual kiln
is she just the socially anxious teen with no friends
yes
alpine jetty
cause thats me
wanton pendant
Self insert. Gets up to wacky hijinks in her crazy school.
It is obvious projection.
long bloom
what do cataclysm and catastrophe do
supple bluff
Older brothers
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But they graduated.
supple bluff
YESSS
distant smelt
Anahita is a choir kid with an emotional support dog
supple bluff
I love how this is mutually agreed upon
alpine jetty
what do cataclysm and catastrophe do
theyre both literally just georgie from young sheldon
wanton pendant
Anahita is a choir kid with an emotional support dog
Inspired.
See, as we go on, you see the vision I see for this woefully cliché misadventure someone had made in the world where Calamity and Undertale swapped places.
distant smelt
Anahita is a choir kid with an emotional support dog
Oh wait! She should also be super into astrology
Vibes
wanton pendant
Oh wait! She should also be super into astrology
Vibes
No notes.
supple bluff
Old duke is definitely the teacher that should be a nursing home and is out 90% of the year
supple bluff
Tries to copy her older sister
wanton pendant
wait so who is cal clone
Flanderised annoying sister.
long bloom
who r draedon and permafrost again
brazen swallow
I love how calamity is so about destruction and violence and war and god killing and this community is like
supple bluff
Her styling, her behavior, but get aggressive when anybody tries to point it out
wanton pendant
who r draedon and permafrost again
Strict teacher and cool teacher.
brazen swallow
who r draedon and permafrost again
permafrost has history teacher vibes
brazen swallow
Strict teacher and cool teacher.
cool (literally) and cool (metaphorically)
supple bluff
Drae is the military officer like teacher, Permafrost is just a guy that teaches and is everyone's favorite
wanton pendant
Permafrost is the cool tea her right.
long bloom
then who's the football coach
wanton pendant
then who's the football coach
Golem.
brazen swallow
the horrors
supple bluff
Yes
wanton pendant
He loves the outdoors and soaking up some sun.
distant smelt
Lunatic cultist is inexplicably the stoner
supple bluff
LMAO
brazen swallow
LOL
wanton pendant
He's the weird teacher.
distant smelt
Chemistry teacher
brazen swallow
who would the primordial wyrm be?
wanton pendant
No, Yharim runs an educate together school, they do ethics instead.
distant smelt
who would the primordial wyrm be?
DoG’s weird cousin
supple bluff
He definitely include religious bullshit in his lessons even though they are not related at all
brazen swallow
it's a secret boss so it could be the most introverted guy or something
jared calamity mod
supple bluff
EMO KID
brazen swallow
LMAO
wanton pendant
Wyrm's the drug dealer guy.
brazen swallow
REAL
supple bluff
Jared secretly sells green to Lunatic Cultist
wanton pendant
Devourer is his biggest customer, but he can't let anyone know because reputation is everything in high school.
brazen swallow
Lunatic cultist is inexplicably the stoner
this could relate the cultist and the wyrm
supple bluff
LMAO
long bloom
yes
brazen swallow
Moon Lord in the janitor, for some ungodly reason.
amazing
supple bluff
He creeps out kids that just look at him, but talking to him is chill as fuck
wanton pendant
He once tried to become principal but lost his degree due to some reason or other.
distant smelt
Following yharon mascot dragonfolly is the one they tried to phase in for a year or two but everyone hated it so they went back
wanton pendant
He doesn't talk about it much.
brazen swallow
He creeps out kids that just look at him, but talking to him is chill as fuck
he tells the most insane lore from his young days
alpine jetty
pbg is the kid whos always sick
wanton pendant
pbg is the kid whos always sick
We did that one, but yeah.
brazen swallow
pbg is the kid whos always sick
someone said earlier that it could be queen bee but sick
wanton pendant
She's also queen bee because the author misunderstood that part of the lore.
brazen swallow
yeha that
distant smelt
Shit who have we not done im drawing blanks
alpine jetty
empress of light 
supple bluff
Dragonfolly to me is like the old mascot before Yharim came to be principal
wanton pendant
Desert Scourge and Aquatic Scourge are brothers and opposites.
alpine jetty
the astrum fellas
distant smelt
Following yharon mascot dragonfolly is the one they tried to phase in for a year...
Said
supple bluff
Empress is just 100% the pretty girl
alpine jetty
shes prom queen
wanton pendant
She's like Providences rival.
long bloom
wait wait
permafrost: chemistry teacher
old duke: history teacher
cultist: ???
god of dogma: theology teacher
brazen swallow
the astrum fellas
astrum deus (phase 2) could be identical twins
supple bluff
And DoG is in a relationship with Peov but secretly wishes he could be with EoL
brazen swallow
astrum deus is two guys in a trench coat
distant smelt
Astrum aureus is the only kid who gets along with draedon and no one can figure out how
alpine jetty
And DoG is in a relationship with Peov but secretly wishes he could be with EoL
no dog wouldnt date a god
hes basically the equivalent to being an incel for gods
brazen swallow
Yharim wouldn't have a school with a region class.
or he would but only because it's obligatory
wanton pendant
no dog wouldnt date a god
It's a hate triangle.
brazen swallow
and he keeps trying to remove it or replace it with ethics or sometihng
amazing lore
alpine jetty
all gods are the same...
supple bluff
So is dating EoL?
brazen swallow
LMFAO
wanton pendant
They always butt heads as Yharim wants a secular school.
supple bluff
Oh wait I forgot DoG and Sig are secretly gay
wanton pendant
But Dogma wants to introduce a religion class.
wanton pendant
Oh wait I forgot DoG and Sig are secretly gay
DoG is homophobic, Signus is gay.
distant smelt
King& queen slime?
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The couple.
brazen swallow
I could imagine the mech bosses always getting in trouble and having yharim chasing them through halls or something
wanton pendant
That's the extent of their character.
distant smelt
Wait i forgot queen slime is slime god pt 2
How does that work
long bloom
King& queen slime?
slime god parents
brazen swallow
The couple.
THE couple?
wanton pendant
I could imagine the mech bosses always getting in trouble and having yharim chas...
You get it.
alpine jetty
skeletron is the ugly kid everyone makes fun of
brazen swallow
I wonder if this convo is even related to the topic of this chat but I love it so much lmao
distant smelt
I wonder if this convo is even related to the topic of this chat but I love it s...
Lore is lore
wanton pendant
DoG, Providence and Empress all hate each other.
brazen swallow
thats why empress of light likes him
skeletron could have a whole movie about this little bit of lore
long bloom
goozma is slime god's cool older brother
wanton pendant
They compete for the same general position as most popular.
brazen swallow
Lore is lore
true
distant smelt
#lore-discussion would never get off topic right guys?
wanton pendant
No, this is character analysis.
It's just how would a 15 year old Undertale fan in 2016 perceive the characters?
alpine jetty
skeletron is like august from wonder in my mind
brazen swallow
this could potentially expand the lore of each character and only make them feel more alive, trust
wanton pendant
And I think we are doing a great job so far.
brazen swallow
It's just how would a 15 year old Undertale fan in 2016 perceive the characters?
YEAH THIS
wanton pendant
Hive Mind is the nerd.
alpine jetty
wall of flesh is the school bathroom
wanton pendant
Perforators are triplets and their big brother.
distant smelt
wall of flesh is the school bathroom
Vile
brazen swallow
Hive Mind is the nerd.
I remember someone earlier compared it to berdly
brazen swallow
wall of flesh is the school bathroom
OH
wanton pendant
Wall of Flesh is the fat guy. That's it.
brazen swallow
GOD
wanton pendant
That was me.
brazen swallow
oh yeah
wanton pendant
He's Berdly.
brazen swallow
I could imagine that lmao
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Eater of Worlds is the guy who asks for a bite of others lunches.
brazen swallow
what about brain of chtulhu?
distant smelt
Eater of worlds is that one kid in the friend group who eats half the menu and is still skinny
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Also a nerd.
brazen swallow
Eater of Worlds is the guy who asks for a bite of others lunches.
a "small" one
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But even more arrogant.
brazen swallow
Eater of worlds is that one kid in the friend group who eats half the menu and i...
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long bloom
perf hive is the quarterback
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Hive mind is like Berdly, but BoC is way worse.
brazen swallow
BoC is literally a giant brain
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Perforator is triplets and their big brother in the class ahead.
Also, everyone has a humanised design.
plucky juniper
why is lore discussion discussing the bosses in a school au
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It is alarmingly obvious which anime is the authors favourite based on the designs.
plucky juniper
have we gone so mad without spoilers
brazen swallow
why is lore discussion discussing the bosses in a school au
draedon from terraria calamity mod would say "why not?"
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Which anime is left as an exercise to the reader.
Whichever makes the funniest design.
distant smelt
Astrum deus keeps getting asked if he and DoG are siblings and is really sick of it by this point
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True.
brazen swallow
would astrum deus be in the phase 1 or 2 form?
distant smelt
DoG is somehow never asked
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He's from a different country, making it extra weird.
brazen swallow
it divides into two smaller worms so it could be twins
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He's two faced.
And he has a messed up side due to Astral Infection.
Tragic, I know.
distant smelt
Skin condition
brazen swallow
I imagine he would act gollum with his nice and bad sides fighting constantly trying to come out on top
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Astrum Aureus is the autism stereotype.
distant smelt
NOOOOO
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The author didn't know any better.
distant smelt
i hate that makes sense
brazen swallow
Astrum Aureus is the autism stereotype.
this gave me the mental image of astrum aureus with an undertale shirt for some reason
brazen swallow
I have no idea
distant smelt
Wait
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Cnidrion is Calamitas' loveable pet.
distant smelt
Astrum aureus is the only kid who gets along with draedon and no one can figure ...
This is worse now
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Oof.
supple bluff
Alright I need a fact check so far
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Someone make a highschool au lore document.
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Scal: Main Character, Self Insert of author, quiet, shy, anxious
Xeroc: Superintendent/BOE
Yharim: Principal
Permafrost: "cool" history teacher
Old Duke: Grumpy math teahcer
Draedon: Strict military like science teacher
Cultist: "Ethics" teacher, Stoner, Brings up religion a LOT
Golem: Sports Coach
Mech Trio: Delinquents
Exo Mechs: Cool Seniors everyone is chill with
DoG: Jock/Bull, Homophobic (on the surface)
Signus: DoG's right hand, Secretly gay
Storm Weaver: Scrawny member of DoG's posse
EoL: the pretty girl
Prov: Queen archetype
Prov Guards: Prov's bratty Posse
Hive Mind: nerd
BoC: BIGGER NERD
EoC: slightly less nerdy
Jared: Drug dealer - main customers being DoG and Cultist
Slime god: Unbelievably ugly
King & Queen Slime: Been dating since middle school
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I'm not doing it it's nearly 4am.
brazen swallow
oh woah
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Was already on it LMAO
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Yeah mostly right.
brazen swallow
Scal: Main Character, Self Insert of author, quiet, shy, anxious
Xeroc: Superint...
yeah this looks right to me
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Providence is a Queen Bee archtype.
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I got that
distant smelt
…
Jared?
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Dogma is the ethics teacher but he misses the days when he though religion.
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Wyrm.
distant smelt
Oooooh
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I haven't been in the community for a bit sec, what the fuck is a dogma
long bloom
god of dogma
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The guy who tried to make Yharim God King, among others.
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Ah
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Well, he's one of them.
brazen swallow
Nicknamed Jared.
this is like how in the ultrakill community they call the earthmover "benjamin"
long bloom
the main god in hive mind
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So what does cultist teacg
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Chemistry I guess.
long bloom
theology
brazen swallow
I like that trend of naming powerful bosses a basic human name
distant smelt
this is like how in the ultrakill community they call the earthmover "benjamin"
Funny rock/maurice
long bloom
Chemistry I guess.
no that's permafrost
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Dogma used to teach theology but Yharim made him change to an ethics class.
brazen swallow
theology
I like to thank that it's this and yharim hates him but only keeps him in because it's legally required to have that class
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There isn't theology in Yharims school cause he hates gods, that's why it's changed to ethics
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Ok, Cultist is biology, and he's obbessed with dinosaurs.
brazen swallow
Funny rock/maurice
yeah
long bloom
Ok, Cultist is biology, and he's obbessed with dinosaurs.
silva is biology
distant smelt
What was old duke again
Because duke fishron
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She's the gardener.
long bloom
old duke is history teacher
brazen swallow
very old teacher I think
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Old Duke is absolutely history, you're right.
long bloom
She's the gardener.
i thought that was plantera
brazen swallow
old duke is history teacher
I thought that could be permafrost but that works well too lmao
distant smelt
Duke fishron is the military kid
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They can have more then one gardener.
brazen swallow
old duke works even better
brazen swallow
Duke fishron is the military kid
draedon's favorite if it even makes sense
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Plantera is the plucky new hire, but Silva is the old experienced one. They have crazy sub-plots.
long bloom
who's the math teacher
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That can be Cultist.
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No Old Duke's history.
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And he's geumpy
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Duke Fishron is his grandson who thinks he's too cool for school.
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Wait wait but then what does Perma teach cause I thought he was the cool history teacher
distant smelt
Cryogen is that one vending machine that just eats your money occasionally
long bloom
Wait wait but then what does Perma teach cause I thought he was the cool history...
chemistry
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LMAO
brazen swallow
permafrost is yharim's advisor(?) so he could have a similar charge?
brazen swallow
Cryogen is that one vending machine that just eats your money occasionally
amazing
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Permafrost is chemistry and is also Calamitas' dad and gives her advice often.