lore-discussion

[visual kiln]

dog: yharim made me do it

[mighty zenith]

dog: fever dream made me do it

[icy veldt]

"I beg you: spare me, Malos! This was not my will! The daemons writhing beneath this vessel's skin whispered, promised. It was a moment of weakness; I will serve, I will serve!" - Akryst Vane, Battlefleet Gothic: Armada II

[pliant ruin]

brainrot

[wanton pendant]

Is there a lore reason Chara made him do it?

[split mortar]

Chara made the lore writers do it

[balmy glacier]

xeroc: why i made myself do IT?

[wanton pendant]

Providence: I love murder.

[icy veldt]

Xeroc spelled backwards is Corex
Chorex
Charex
Charax
Chara

[cloud ibex]

mold

[balmy glacier]

[wanton pendant]

What did tony mean by this?

[pliant ruin]

we stop the interesting lore chat convo to return to your regularly scheduled Fog

[wanton pendant]

We need to figure out why civilian murder was integral to the plan, they can't have all been that religious!

[split mortar]

Lore chat try not to succumb to the voices challange impossible

[fierce pagoda]

How is it possible to hold Dreadon accountable, bro doesnt gaf

and he's too elusive

[wanton pendant]

I'm trying to get back on track.

[pliant ruin]

I mean you can't really

He's like

the internet

[tropic oak]

why would yharim make me do this

[pliant ruin]

You can't kill the internet dude

[wanton pendant]

Sorry for bringing up Chara (Chara made me do it.)

[fierce pagoda]

We just let Dreadon go free

[visual kiln]

is draedon

[wanton pendant]

He has backup bodies, even if we found him he'd live.

[split mortar]

No

[fierce pagoda]

at least he givess us sick ass exo technology

[balmy glacier]

what dragon was first to be ever born? chances of it being zeratros?

[fierce pagoda]

thank you dreadon you're excused in my book

bribery

[wanton pendant]

Chances are it's near impossible to actually kill him.

[pliant ruin]

The first three dragons where Life, Death and Yharon

We know thta much

[visual kiln]

weh im so out of the loop rn

[split mortar]

The first dragon to get its auric soul is likely life but idk if that also means its born first

[wanton pendant]

Yharon is rebirth.

[pliant ruin]

Might've not necessarily been the first born yeah

[wanton pendant]

Life, death and resurrection is one hell of a trio.

[pliant ruin]

get in the loop smh..

[pliant ruin]

It's funnier to say Life. Death. Yharon

Ah yes. the three states of being

I'm alive.

I'm dead.

[fierce pagoda]

Zeratros clutched the craziest Gacha Auric Soul banner roll of all time and pulled the Soul of Primordial light

[pliant ruin]

I'm yharon

[wanton pendant]

I am the storm.

[tropic oak]

raelvanna :)

[pliant ruin]

Oh right that's her name

forgot

Raelvanna. right

[visual kiln]

nop i sit and feel pity for myself without doing anything

[cloud ibex]

she/her they/them cool hat soundin ass trio

[visual kiln]

also @tropic oak hiiiii

[tropic oak]

hi

[wanton pendant]

Oh, the Vcmm stands for Vanilla Calamity Mod Music.

[split mortar]

Music mod but yeah

[visual kiln]

whos name os this

[split mortar]

Life dragon

[wanton pendant]

DAMN IT!

[young socket]

my name is draedon

i made the draedon

it was difficult

[split mortar]

SHUT UP

[wanton pendant]

I made the exo mechs.

[young socket]

to put the pieces together

[split mortar]

KILLING YOU

DIE

[young socket]

but something went so wrong

[cloud ibex]

is this like

[young socket]

and now i cant do anything

[cloud ibex]

an actual thing

[young socket]

but sing this stupid song!

[split mortar]

DIVINE DEATH SKELETON BLAST

[pliant ruin]

Raelvanna is a name that Stip made for Dragon of Life

[cloud ibex]

tsuki i'm gonna throw rocks at you

[pliant ruin]

I'm not sure if it's 100% confirmed yet

[young socket]

its not confirmed

[split mortar]

Idk if confirmed but it is possibly happening

[tropic oak]

correct

[pliant ruin]

But it seems like so?

[tropic oak]

not Confirmed

[wanton pendant]

When is Mucus Dragon canon?

[pliant ruin]

Atleast it's likely

[tropic oak]

i js really fuck with the name ralevanna

[fierce pagoda]

Has Providences domain been confirmed yet

[pliant ruin]

Yeah what melon said

[pliant ruin]

I think it's basically confirmed to be ash atp

[wanton pendant]

Sacred fire or something?

[cloud ibex]

all but confirmed to be ash

[wanton pendant]

Damn it.

[fierce pagoda]

Ash sounds kinda horrible to have control over

I mean evidently it ISNT

[visual kiln]

how many dragons do we know of

[wanton pendant]

No, she makes ash. Out of you.

[fierce pagoda]

But like "hey guys i control ash" get the hell out

[wanton pendant]

The power to turn people into ash.

[tropic oak]

quite an amount now

[wanton pendant]

At least three.

[split mortar]

Basically ash
Every time a dev talks about it its just ash iirc
Its ash in embers
Can technically change but i highly doubt they will change it

[pliant ruin]

Zeratros (Primordial Light), Yharon (Rebirth), Raelvanna? (Life), Death, Night, Flame, Vetrasyl (Storm), Frost, Gloomborf (Gluttony)

Unsure if i'm missing any

[tropic oak]

cheese do u think i should er

make a dragons section in our thing

[pliant ruin]

Actually let me fix something

[cloud ibex]

i like the sound of Cinders but you know

that's just me rotting

[pliant ruin]

I'd say so yeah

[tropic oak]

alright

below the gods it goes

[eager bluff]

providence lord of cinder

cluebed

[wanton pendant]

Wouldn't it be Lady?

[cloud ibex]

lady of cinders

gwyn took hrt

good for her, good for her,

[wanton pendant]

Gender Change Potion strikes again.

[fierce pagoda]

So glad we get to murk Providence, she lowkey pmo icl😪

[wanton pendant]

Somehow, she would be the worst boss to spare.

[fierce pagoda]

Providence, do that little ProviDance i like

[pliant ruin]

Yharim when it comes to killing the incredibly benevolent and beloved by their people gods of sacrifice and electricity 📈

Yharim when it comes to killing the goddess of ash that's like the most evil motherfucker that has ever existed 📉

[wanton pendant]

Otonilou had it coming for violating thermodynamics.

[tropic oak]

otonilou when the challenge is to be a bad god

[wanton pendant]

And Providence is a little coward who runs away when strong fighters show up.

[balmy glacier]

impossible

[fierce pagoda]

Providence is just Anti-Life, thats why she needs to die i hate her sm

[wanton pendant]

So sorry if they started with the easy ones like fish guy and shocker.

[fierce pagoda]

If providence has 0 haters im dead

Fuck you providence

[wanton pendant]

Hello Amidias.

[balmy glacier]

amidias had beef with providence?

[fierce pagoda]

Amidias is my Goat, what a lovely guy

[split mortar]

Who dont

[wanton pendant]

Is there a lore reason my phone is playing Scourge of the Universe for no reason?

[pliant ruin]

Amidias is my favorite sea horse horse man sea horse horse

[cloud ibex]

yea i think basically everyone except for her followers and her gatekeep gaslight girlboss squad have beef with her on account of being Alive and not wanting to be Dead

[balmy glacier]

valid

[fierce pagoda]

Lowkey hypocritical

kill everyone expect my friends

grrr she makes me so mad

so glad we get to kill her, thank you calamity devs🙏🙏🙏

[cloud ibex]

i guess in theory she would, if she succeeded, kill the guardians too

but i wonder if she could ever actually bring herself to do it

[fierce pagoda]

She'd fail, cuz thats all she is a failure

[balmy glacier]

she absolutely would

[pliant ruin]

I don't think she would tbh

That's a big thing about Providence, she's a hypocrite lol

[fierce pagoda]

yeah!!

[pliant ruin]

Her ideology is just a mask for her rage against the world

[fierce pagoda]

yeah!!!!

[pliant ruin]

Like she literally goes after you after you kill the Guardians because she's fucking Angy at you

Even though by her own ideology

[fierce pagoda]

tell them

[pliant ruin]

It shouldn't really matter that much

[wanton pendant]

Even people who like the gods hate Providence.

[cloud ibex]

in Embers iirc they die at the start of the story but i think it'd be interesting if she actually cares too much about them to do what she claims needs to be done

[fierce pagoda]

I bet the Dragon of Wrath was chiller then Providence

[wanton pendant]

Don't forget the mega mammoth.

And Mucus Dragon.

[cloud ibex]

unless she's just like "yeah now that everyone else is dead we've freed the world of suffering and pain yeah!!!!!!! yippee :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD"

[pliant ruin]

He was still a dickhead but like

Harder to be MORE of a dickhead than providence

Like not even Yharim is dude

😭

[fierce pagoda]

Yeah Providence is something for herself...

Down with the witch!

[wanton pendant]

Providence is probably half the reason people sided with Yharim.

[fierce pagoda]

Burn her with her very own flames!!

[pliant ruin]

unironically i agree

[wanton pendant]

What do Calamitas even do?

[fierce pagoda]

I was referring to Providence

[wanton pendant]

I know.

[pliant ruin]

of course people would be more susceptible to think all gods are bad if fucking Providence is around and they hadn't personally coexisted or interacted with a benevolent god to make them think otherwise

[cloud ibex]

i imagine the difference between Prov and the DoF is that she wants to kill everything to free everyone from pain, while the DoF did it solely to be a bastard

[fierce pagoda]

I'm washed

[pliant ruin]

DoF was just ridley man trust me

[wanton pendant]

So that's who killed Calamitas' parents!

[pliant ruin]

yharim and providence when asked why they're evil: (huge wall of text about their ideologies and how they're actually right)

dragon of flame: its Fun Lol

[fierce pagoda]

See, that Providence just made everything worse, imagine failing at literally everything you set out to accomplish

hooh what a fraud

[cloud ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-people-gif-25984064

[balmy glacier]

time to kill 7 billion people

[somber wren]

6 billion demons

[fierce pagoda]

How strong is blue Providence, like stronger than DoG type shit or is it just a little boost

[pliant ruin]

Nah not stronger than DoG

[fierce pagoda]

How much does it boost her

[pliant ruin]

If i had to guess she's probably like, around Polter/Rav ?

[fierce pagoda]

Super Saiyan Blue

[pliant ruin]

Given that absolute/whateveryoucallit provi is just

Provi with the power she gave to the guardians going back to her

[fierce pagoda]

lowkey they really cooked with providence's character

[split mortar]

I havent faced blue provi but my guess is like armourless dog level

[fierce pagoda]

shes so fun to hate

[wanton pendant]

I mean the better question is Blue Providence canon.

[pliant ruin]

She's probably not Insanely stronger

But still a sizable boost in power

[spare pier]

I think Pure Providence is about as strong as DoG, but she also cannot beat DoG because he's a terrible matchup against her

[pliant ruin]

Well Yes but actually No

[wanton pendant]

Just like Hyper Sonic.

[split mortar]

Yes but the method rn isnt

[fierce pagoda]

is Pure Providence her blue name

[pliant ruin]

Is the full-power transformation itself canon? Yes
Is the current method you use to get her canon? No

[fierce pagoda]

So Blue Providence could beat the Old Duke

[wanton pendant]

Isn't it gonna be use her summon while she's alive?

[tropic oak]

the fucks the dragon hierarchy again

Zeratros --> Yharon --> everyone else

?

[pliant ruin]

I think as far as we know yeah

[split mortar]

Yeah

[tropic oak]

alright

[pliant ruin]

I wouldn't be surprised if

(Just a headcanon but)

[wanton pendant]

Why doesn't Providence lock in? Is she stupid? (Yes.)

[pliant ruin]

Zeratros -> Yharon -> Life/Death Dragons -> Elemental Dragons -> Everyone else

[tropic oak]

i know they dont have an actual hierarchy but those two are the most power

[tropic oak]

yeah

[wanton pendant]

Then Fovos and Xeroc are the strongest.

[fierce pagoda]

uhm uhm was Zeratros stronger than Scalamitas

[pliant ruin]

I thinkkk so?

[wanton pendant]

Good question.

[pliant ruin]

Unsure

Might've been around a similar strenght

[fierce pagoda]

okay, okay

is Jared getting retiered

or is he remaining super duper strong

[cloud ibex]

from what i remember zeratros and yharim were said to be about equal

[fierce pagoda]

I thought Yharim was stronger than Zeraboy

[wanton pendant]

So at present Calamitas is weaker.

[pliant ruin]

Jared is in limbo but i think they have Plans for him :tm;

[fierce pagoda]

okeii

[somber wren]

Jared is cool, I'd hate to see him go.

[wanton pendant]

Who wants seafood?

[fierce pagoda]

Xeroc > moonlord > noxus > Yharim i think = Pre god Xeroc i think > Zeratros i think > Jared i think > Scal and exo

no wait, Pre ascension Xeroc couldn't have been that strong

or maybe he was

IDK

[tropic oak]

i have that image somewhere

no idea if this is still right

[fierce pagoda]

I like to Believe that Endgame terrarian is number 2 in the whole universe

only behind Xeroc

[split mortar]

Yes
Zeratros is more comparable to yharim

[pliant ruin]

I'd say endgame Terrarian is probably similar in strenght to prime fovos

In that they could actually put up a good fight against xeroc but would be almost certain to lose

[fierce pagoda]

I think so too, but I like to believe that we would defeat Moonlord

cuz i REALLY want to be number 2

[wanton pendant]

It's strange for a child soldier and literal war machines to be equal in combat prowess.

[fierce pagoda]

since i know i cant be number 1

I dont wanna settle for number 3 hell nah

[pliant ruin]

Tbf assuming we're similar in strenght to ml we probably could beat it yeah

[fierce pagoda]

yippee!!

[pliant ruin]

It'd be like a insanely though fight though

[split mortar]

Imo prime moonlord is just a bit too strong for the in game terrarian (ignoring headcanon just gear) to actually beat

[tropic oak]

prime fovos addon when

[wanton pendant]

Like, I feel that Calamitas is probably more 'pure power' (though she is likely still very disciplined and proficient in magic in general, she wouldn't need it when nuking enemies.)

[fierce pagoda]

with whatever loot we will get from Xeroc (if that ever happens) we gotta be geared up enough to beat Moonlord

[tropic oak]

haha

yeah if we ever actually beat the motherfucker

#xerocblast

[fierce pagoda]

pass his test or whatever

[split mortar]

Pass the vibe test

[fierce pagoda]

pass his calamity trivia quiz

good to know that were already stronger than Yharim

[tropic oak]

ive absorbed the auric soul of kicking ass so yharim definitely stands no chance

[balmy glacier]

prove why 1 plus 1 equals 2

[fierce pagoda]

Yeah I'm cooked

#Xerocblasted

[tropic oak]

i hope the name raelvanna is canonized its actually a very nice name

[balmy glacier]

there’s nothing as destructive in calamity world as mariah carey defrosting irl

[fierce pagoda]

I hope Gloomborf turns out to actually be gluttony dragons name, it sound so silly

[tropic oak]

still trying to come up with a dragon of flame name

stip said he was taking suggestions

[wanton pendant]

How do you do the cross out thing?

[fierce pagoda]

Idk im kinda horrible at naming scthuff

[tropic oak]

here

[fierce pagoda]

Im named tetogator that should tell you my naming skills

amazing

[tropic oak]

Flame Dragon is set to have more medieval european inspirations in terms of design

european dragon name.,.........erm.......

[icy veldt]

1 + 1    :: start
1 + S(0) :: 1 = S(0)
S(1 + 0) :: a + S(b) = S(a + b)
S(1)     :: a + 0 = a
2        :: 2 = S(1)

[wanton pendant]

Solaris

[tropic oak]

NO !!!!!!!!!!!

[wanton pendant]

It didn't work.

[tropic oak]

its two of them

~~

like this

[icy veldt]

~~this is how you do it~~

this is how I do it

[wanton pendant]

Finally.

Ok, pretend that didn't happen.

[fierce pagoda]

work

[wanton pendant]

Just like when you kill Solaris, full circle.

[fierce pagoda]

i just double tap and make discord do it for me

[icy veldt]

Ignifer?

[wanton pendant]

A bit on the nose naming them 'Ignither'.

[fierce pagoda]

name him Dante, cuz Dante's inferno and Red cuz dante from devil may cry

[balmy glacier]

Peano axiom aside, now transcend this proof to higher levels of mathematics

[icy veldt]

N̴i̷n̴e̶ ̷l̶o̷c̸k̴s̷
̸N̸i̸n̶e̷ ̴k̵e̶y̴s̴
̵N̴i̷n̶e̷ ̷e̸y̴e̷s̴ ̵t̷h̵a̶t̵ ̷d̸o̶ ̴n̴o̸t̵ ̴s̸e̵e̴
̴
̷N̷i̸n̵e̶ ̸n̴u̵m̸b̴e̸r̴s̷
̴N̴i̸n̷e̶ ̶w̵o̶r̸d̸s̴
̸N̶i̷n̴e̷ ̶c̷r̴i̸e̵s̸ ̷t̸h̵a̸t̷ ̶g̴o̶ ̵u̴n̷h̶e̸a̶r̶d̷
̸
̷N̴i̷n̵e̴ ̶w̵i̶n̸g̶s̴
̵N̸i̷n̶e̵ ̶b̷e̶a̸k̷s̴
̸N̵i̸n̸e̶ ̸s̸t̸o̶n̷e̷s̸ ̶t̶h̶a̸t̷ ̷d̶o̵ ̵n̷o̵t̵ ̷s̵p̷e̵a̸k̸

[wanton pendant]

Candy Cadet?

[tropic oak]

its lwk hard to come up with a dragon name that rolls off the tongue well and doesnt sound cringe naenae baby sounding

[icy veldt]

Aelidar? From the Proto-Germanic ailidaz "fire, pyre"

[tropic oak]

that could be good

someone get stip in the chat..........

[pliant ruin]

Aelidar is actually a cool name

[tropic oak]

i fuck with Aelidar

comes off the tongue real nice and is easy to say

[pliant ruin]

@cosmic zenith ...

[icy veldt]

Proto-Germanic is a veritable gold-mine of fantasy naming

[balmy glacier]

manus :paugilus:(idk if ds1 devs borrowed this name)

[pliant ruin]

It has some neat inspiration on actual words related to fire, comes off the tongue well and just sounds nice

[cosmic zenith]

Flame Dragon, I assume?

[tropic oak]

yeah!

[pliant ruin]

mhm

[cosmic zenith]

Looks good, though it is a bit soft in pronounciation....

[icy veldt]

Could swap out the D for a T or TH, or the final R for a Z or S

The great thing about fantasy naming is that I don't need to strictly follow historical sound-change rules when distorting words from ancient languages

[cosmic zenith]

Zaelithar, perhaps?

[tropic oak]

i fuck with that too

[icy veldt]

Even better 😎

[cosmic zenith]

Thank you for the suggestion! That's quite on point for what I have in mind

[tropic oak]

excellent news

he haveth been named .

[wanton pendant]

I mean Zaelithar does sound pretty cool. Then again, a Flame Dragon shouldn't be 'cool'.

[tropic oak]

flame dragon? aren't they all?

[split mortar]

Why shouldnt the fire dragon be cool

[tropic oak]

true

[cosmic zenith]

He's meant to be hot....

[icy veldt]

Cool-boring is mostly orthogonal to good-evil

[tropic oak]

gloomborf

[icy veldt]

Frobmoolg

[tropic oak]

have you any frost dragon names yet?

[cosmic zenith]

Not yet, but I'm not writing Frost Dragon so

[tropic oak]

ah, okay

[wanton pendant]

Counterintuitive.

[split mortar]

…
Did not catch that joke

[tropic oak]

LOL

[odd magnet]

what's the whole deal with bumblebirb being changed to dragonfolly

or replaced idk

[icy veldt]

I thought that flying wing behind the birb was a gelled-up hairdo

[wanton pendant]

Bumblebirb was a very unserious name and didn't fit the lore at he time.

Granted, the reason for the new name is retconned, so now it's just called that because it's called that I guess.

[real glen]

melon gun was prov mage before she turn into god

[light linden]

@cosmic zenithcan I ask a question?

[stoic gulch]

Don’t do it

Don’t you do it

[cosmic zenith]

Sure

[stoic gulch]

It’s too late for you

[light linden]

are werewolves or vampires canon?

[stoic gulch]

Oh damn

An actual question

Fine then I’ll do it myself

What’s infected armor plating made out of

[cosmic zenith]

...yeah...?

[light linden]

ok ty

[light linden]

ozzatron answered that

[stoic gulch]

Oh damn fr

Well I didn’t hear

[light linden]

yes

[fierce pagoda]

what was the answer

[stoic gulch]

So I’d actually like the answer

[robust osprey]

pretty sure everything vanilla that isnt a direct reference to a specific thing is canon

[light linden]

this

wait crap

I left ping on

[wanton pendant]

But the only vampires we see are the horror movie reference ones.

[light linden]

sorry ozzatron

[stoic gulch]

You will perish

[light linden]

probably

[stoic gulch]

Banned for minor inconvenience

Or depends

But eh

Sentenced to 30 days in cmt gif

[fierce pagoda]

Banned for mining

[light linden]

@fierce pagoda

[fierce pagoda]

waow it was kinda normal

[green bay]

Are the stained brutal calamity lyrics canon?

[balmy glacier]

of course they are

[robust osprey]

I think not

or maybe they are

idk

[balmy glacier]

rotjd are 100 percent canon to lore

[robust osprey]

I know

but this isnt about rotjd

[tropic oak]

rotjd is 100% canon to me 💔

[real glen]

Yes iirc

[light linden]

crap I brought ozzatron here

[split mortar]

No

[tropic oak]

but as far as im aware

sbc is like

[royal plinth]

[light linden]

sorry about the ping dude

[tropic oak]

REALLY

stretched

to be canon

[green bay]

Alr

[light linden]

oh no.

[robust osprey]

thunder

prepare thyself

[tropic oak]

rotjd is like. at least 90% of it can be taken as like "yeah that makes sense"

but the 10% doesnt

[royal plinth]

Dude what can I even do

I'm not even a moderator

[light linden]

make what you said about infected armor plating non canon

[split mortar]

Oh lmao

[robust osprey]

punch thunder really hard through the screen

[deft vessel]

The "The Terrarians lore is up to you" strikes again

[royal plinth]

Yeah the only thing wrong there is that modern fighter jets are actually primarily carbon fiber

Which is also conveniently dark grey or black

[light linden]

actually ozzatron I do wanna ask something that I'm not sure if the lore devs can answer

[royal plinth]

Close enough

[light linden]

if you don't mind

[mighty zenith]

on it boss

[light linden]

oh dear

oh I never noticed that the names of moderators glow now

[balmy glacier]

they dont?

[light linden]

whenever I hover over them they do

[split mortar]

The mod role has the gradiant feature but its gradiant is just the same colour so it looks like a normal role iirc

[balmy glacier]

yeah they do glow👍

[tropic oak]

is that garbo the hit moderator of calmain and r/cal

[mighty zenith]

no

[robust osprey]

explode then

[balmy glacier]

impersonator

[tropic oak]

kill the mimic

[deft vessel]

Still can’t belive that the Terrarians lore is up to Melon Gun

[balmy glacier]

mods nuke this guy

[robust osprey]

wait

dont kill him

[royal plinth]

Have you ever heard of the concept of "don't ask to ask"

[robust osprey]

he needs to tell us his secret

[royal plinth]

I am now sitting here waiting for the question

[robust osprey]

the secret of the mimic

[royal plinth]

At present nothing is being accomplished

[light linden]

yes but I ususally get yelled at for speaking without permission irl so it's habit

[mighty zenith]

thats

fucked up

sorry to hear that

[balmy glacier]

Just ask the question!! Even im waiting to know

[robust osprey]

thats really fucked up

[light linden]

but uh

What makes a dev get a dev item?

is it just time on the dev team?

[royal plinth]

Glad to hear that parenting the world over has truly decayed into inconsistently enforced negative feedback slop

[light linden]

it isn't my parents

[royal plinth]

oh, sorry to assume then

anyway that's off topic let me answer your question

[royal plinth]

Asking, really. We don't have any requirements on amount of time spent on the team. Many devs who have been around for an extremely long time still don't have an item because they either don't want one or just never asked.

[light linden]

oh ok

[wanton pendant]

The lyrics were made with the old lore in mind, so they are mostly outdated (referencing Calamitas fulfilling the orders of Yharim, while in current lore she faces you herself.)

[tropic oak]

ozzatron how many years until you move to mars

[light linden]

thanks for the answer

[royal plinth]

It has nothing to do with seniority, nor is it a privilege or a permission thing. It just kinda happens when people feel like it

[wanton pendant]

Oh, also, hello John Calamity.

[royal plinth]

Mars is uninhabitable. Infinite.

[tropic oak]

with that attitude, perhaps

[light linden]

still wonder why draedon has nothing to say about the martians

[wanton pendant]

Draedon is clearly racist towards martians.

[balmy glacier]

if mars is off the picture, then saturn will do!(it's actually far worse to live there)

[light linden]

idt he has the emotional capability to be racist

[mighty zenith]

just move to unicron

[wanton pendant]

But the rents unbeatable!

[balmy glacier]

0 dollars a year?🤔

yeah sure

[wanton pendant]

Not normally, but for those grey skinned, bug-eyed monsters...

[light linden]

I would stop there

I'm like 90% sure I've heard that to describe an irl group of people

[balmy glacier]

fuck this putrid planet im going to saturn!!!

[tropic oak]

well, it says their homeworld was destroyed in their lore item

[wanton pendant]

Take it up with Pokémon, they named one of 'em Beheeyem.

[tropic oak]

Mining devices and scouts for a civilization from a long lost world. They now seek whatever resources are left on other nearby planets, and perhaps even this world as a potential replacement for their ruined home.

perhaps he has nothing to say because there is nothing to say

[light linden]

?

[tropic oak]

or it was destroyed by an inward our outward force

[royal plinth]

see now that's more my speed

[light linden]

regardless I feel like he'd be at least vaguely interested in their tech

since he is looking towards space travel

[tropic oak]

i would have no idea

[wanton pendant]

He probably thinks he can do better.

[light linden]

I mean he likely can

but still

[wanton pendant]

But the real reason is... The writers haven't made an entry for that yet.

[split mortar]

If its an external force then i guess the calamity universe is just really against complex life forming cause we know of like 2 fuckers who have or want to threaten our planet lmao (noxus and fovos)

[tropic oak]

well they did kind of fuck up our planet

considering it was moonlord whos to say they didnt fuck up other ones tbh

but im assuming we wont know for some time either way

one can only imagine

[wanton pendant]

I don't know, maybe Fovos took them out before moving to Terraria or something.

[royal plinth]

[wanton pendant]

They may not have had dragons to defend themselves.

[tropic oak]

yeah i wouldnt think so

unless theres suddenly a space dragon

[wanton pendant]

Hell yeah.

[tropic oak]

but i suppose it would make sense, given, again, the lore item does say their homeworld was destroyed

but we also dont know if theres anybody else out there

it could've been to planetary or civil war or something similar of that nature

[mighty zenith]

couldve been fovos and it just took them that long to find terraria

p

[tropic oak]

i do agree

[wanton pendant]

It could be a more 'they doomed themselves' kinda deal, but if it was something else, we do know one world ending thing with a penchant for galactic destruction...

[split mortar]

Possible since ml is fast af with its pseudo teleportation and all we know is the fucker came prepared for our planet with the pillars iirc
Tho still only one explanation and theres other possibilities

[tropic oak]

i find it most consistent considering fovos is a hungry hungry hippo

[royal plinth]

Martians are stereotypical science fiction. So there's always the much simpler explanation of "they nuked themselves"

[split mortar]

True but thats lame

[wanton pendant]

They nuked themselves to spite Fovos.

[tropic oak]

truth

[tropic oak]

could you imagine if that was the actual reason

fovos happened upon their planet and they knew and was like "yeah we'll do it ourselves"

[wanton pendant]

That's the insane (hilarious) option.

So he can't eat them first.

[deft vessel]

A truth nuke one could say

[wanton pendant]

If they're all dead.

[tropic oak]

it also quotes in one of their lore items that their planet was "ruined", as well which makes me support that an inward or outside force completely fucked them over

poor little guys

[mighty zenith]

tbf that COULD also come from like a civil war

[tropic oak]

correct, i had said that earlier

[mighty zenith]

sorry i cant read

[tropic oak]

youre all good king

[wanton pendant]

The curse of the tale down under strikes again.

[icy veldt]

Does Mars in Calamity lore have the same wacked-up Xenon-129/Xenon-130 isotope ratio that it does IRL?

[fleet wedge]

"Warcrimeinator 3000"

"What are we going to fight the sun?"

[crisp wraith]

Sorry was scrolling up to see your response, but yeah, im up for suggestions or ideas or help

[fleet wedge]

Honestly I would ask why would people (in game) consider Terrarian better than Yharim, considering we're more or less finishing his mission/cleaning up where his crusade left off, but I already know what's going to be the answer so I won't

insert that one secret Diablo level

[fleet wedge]

Counterpoint
https://youtu.be/CVJ0JId2xOc?si=uhGftFm-NfQZjWuP

[pliant ruin]

Terrarian is in no way worse than Yharim man

Even if you kill literally every single boss and enemy in the game you're not like genociding thousands of innocents

You are fighting the bad guys

This is like saying mario is evil because he stomp a da koopa

[random mulch]

terrarian doesn't have shock troopers who torch innocent people

[wanton pendant]

I mean, one of the few things implied to be 'canon' about the Terrarian is that you're not gonna become Yharim 2, otherwise Calamitas wouldn't let you win, even if it killed her.

[random mulch]

i should draw different yharmy soldiers...

[robust osprey]

the only humans you kill are werewolves and maybe npcs

and cultists

but those are insane

[wanton pendant]

The Guide. Actually, we don't have Calamity Guide lore except he's from Azafure I guess. It'd be really funny if he was the poor guy keeping WoF at bay and sacrificing him is what finally unleashed it.

Calamitas Clone is human. Driven mad, but still human.

Are dragons people?

[robust osprey]

same case as cultist

they are animals

[wanton pendant]

Are gods people?

Wow, Yharim, ok.

Pirates.

Pirates are people.

[robust osprey]

pirates attacked first.

okay I get it I forgor some people

[wanton pendant]

Thrasher Stacking

Do we count Goblins as people?

[robust osprey]

that will be scrapped

[wanton pendant]

Or Lihazhard.

[robust osprey]

uuuuhhhh

[split mortar]

Guide also had a wife iirc

[robust osprey]

yeha I'd count them as ppl

[robust osprey]

I miss my wife, terrarian, I miss her a lot

[wanton pendant]

Are Martians people?

[robust osprey]

no they are martians

[wanton pendant]

All I'm seeing is that we do in fact kill a lot of people.

[robust osprey]

barely thousands

[split mortar]

Ok but yharim caused half the world to not be

[robust osprey]

we aint getting close to yharim's numbers

[wanton pendant]

And we got the other half.

At this rate, who is everyone else gonna kill?

[split mortar]

Theres a difference between couple thousand or tens of thousands of mostly animals to over a billion fucking people

[wanton pendant]

It was all for the crusade, collateral damage.

Why doesn't Yharim do pacifists? Is he genocider? Is he Chara?

[split mortar]

Chara made him do it

[wanton pendant]

That's what I'm saying!

[pliant ruin]

We do kill alot of people but none of them are unprovoked

Goblins that raid us and try killing us and our townsfolk, Pirates that do the same, Martians that do the same... God there's alot of people trying to kill us

[mighty zenith]

guys.... guys we kill zombies.... are we the baddies

how could the terrarian murder all those bunnies

he's so evil

[wanton pendant]

Guide kinda consented, I guess.

[robust osprey]

jokes on you

my terrarian kills everything but bnuuys

[icy veldt]

I was hungy

[faint totem]

They got in the way of the Monster Truck with a comical amount of weapons duct taped to it that is the Terrarian

[high lynx]

Didnt put on book of animal protection

[wanton pendant]

We all know, you cannot be cruel to animals if you have your vegan literature.

Is there a lore reason for this?

[split mortar]

Chara

[wanton pendant]

YOOOO!

Why didn't Chara keep their vegan literature on hand. Are they stupid?

[sinful adder]

We actually don't

[wanton pendant]

What, are pirates not people anymore?

[sinful adder]

Ok you know what, fair

The Terrarian in a normal playthrough will kill like maybe...

400 people who attacked them first, and a few thousand non sapient monsters

(I'm assuming one goblin army and one pirate invasion)

[wanton pendant]

Werewolves are people.

Dracula's arguably a guy.

Frankenstein is just misunderstood.

[sinful adder]

We don't actually know if werewolves are people in calamity

And solar eclipse enemies aren't canon

If they were canon, they'd be magically conjured monsters from your fears and not quite real

[wanton pendant]

You know the Were in Werewolf means man.

And I'm sure someone here said vampires are real, they just don't show up (sans Dracula)

[hoary cape]

Yah, but it's calamity it doesn't have to be accurate

Plus I am pretty sure being attacked by a werewolf and having to fight it would be self defense

[crimson junco]

pirates aren't people?

[wanton pendant]

Yarr, this be a hate crime.

[crimson junco]

that's messed up

[hoary cape]

The captain clearly ain't he turns into a ghost upon death and no one else does

[wanton pendant]

You mean shimmered?

[hoary cape]

No he literally turns into a ghost when you kill him

The enemy

[wanton pendant]

Oh... are you saying only pirate captains have souls?

Does this mean the Dragons were pirates?

[hoary cape]

Obviously

[wanton pendant]

Finally the lore is getting interesting.

[tropic oak]

greatest analogy ever thank you jane calamitas

[pliant ruin]

youre welcome john vcmm

[hoary cape]

Cheese I am sorry, but I consumed cheese on my lunch today

[pliant ruin]

dies

[distant smelt]

Can the terrarian beat raditz(shitpost)

[cloud ibex]

i have no idea who that is but probably not no

[wanton pendant]

I can, however.

[distant smelt]

Woag

[pliant ruin]

idk how strong raditz is given i dont remember what he does but im gonna go a hunch and say no because something something dragon ball powerscaling wacky something something

hbe like shows up for one episode and dies man i forgor

[hoary cape]

I had leftover Lasagna and pizza I am sorry

[calm patio]

garfield

[nimble mantle]

does DoG have an endless stomach?

[light linden]

I should uh

I feel like I'm an outlier

[pliant ruin]

Honestly dunno if he even has one

[nimble mantle]

Huh

Then I wonder how he even digests his food

[cloud ibex]

he doesn't

[gritty kraken]

It all get send straight to noxus in the other dimension so

[tropic oak]

he doesn’t

[pliant ruin]

Dunno if he does 😭

[nimble mantle]

Damn

[tropic oak]

bro is so sure

[pliant ruin]

He's like fucked up other dimension creature i have no idea how that's guy biology works

Does it even work?

Who knows at this point

[nimble mantle]

4 answers at the same time

[nimble mantle]

Noxus is secretly making mukbang video

[tropic oak]

we also don’t know where it goes

[pliant ruin]

it goes to me

[tropic oak]

it just goes somewhere

[pliant ruin]

i eat it

sorry guys

[dusk laurel]

of course

[pliant ruin]

yknow how it is girls gotta eat

[dusk laurel]

gloomborf truther

gluttony dragon

[pliant ruin]

😔

[tropic oak]

we outta essence (odd godly essence shaped throat)

[nimble mantle]

Stop eating cosmilites

[tropic oak]

dog is a hungry hungry hippo

[dusk laurel]

the very hungry caterpillar

😊

[tropic oak]

true

[nimble mantle]

The universally famished purple snake

[tropic oak]

and the dog walked up to the essence stand and said to the man running the stand

[pliant ruin]

why the long face

[full comet]

So I know this sounds like a weird thing to say

But like, I have thought about making a fanfic/fan comic or whatever

[tropic oak]

don’t we all

[full comet]

And I was wondering if people would be mad if I kinda made my own version of calamity lore?

Like based on the official but not exactly

[pliant ruin]

weird thing to say
look inside

[young socket]

"weird thing"

something that like half the people here have done

[pliant ruin]

I mean i dunno why anyone would

have fun

[tropic oak]

look inside
fairly normal thing

[nimble mantle]

Eh. It's fine and writing fanfic isn't weird. As a fanfic writer (currently on break), just write whatever you want.

[full comet]

That isn't the weird thing. I just want to ask if taking liberties would be fine

[young socket]

thats fine

[full comet]

Fair enough.

Thank you Skeleton

[nimble mantle]

Ehhh... I mean that's technically your own take

[full comet]

Yeah basically that

Like I will explicitly say it also

[nimble mantle]

For example

[pliant ruin]

There's nothing wrong with that and you shouldn't need permission to do it, as i said, have fun

[nimble mantle]

(random name)!Terraria

Or something like that

[crisp wraith]

Well considering I been trying to adapt my own take about my character's draconian/dragonborn race (based on DND) story and origins into calamity's lore I say go for it! Creativity is very fun!

[cosmic zenith]

Of course!

Even I, as a dev, write fanfics
And though I naturally gravitate towards using the exact lore as the mod, I build upon it in ways that I wouldn't within the mod's lore

[tropic oak]

undertale ass prefix

you wanna be a real au’re we gotta do Calamity!(Name)

[nimble mantle]

Are exo mechs OSHA compliant?

[light linden]

Better question

Would OSHA try to mess with Draedon?

He doesn't have any workers

[real silo]

fym he doesn't have any workers

[crimson junco]

U a Draedon's worker

[real silo]

The labs talk about lab safety for organics or some shit

There's no reason for him to put those if he doesn't have any workers

[light linden]

Guess where he isn't anymore

[real silo]

That doesn't mean he fired all his workers

[nimble mantle]

undertale fans and calamity fans

Reunited

[real silo]

it'd be like colonel sanders not visiting a kfc in fuckin namibia or something so all the namibian kfc workers suddenly get fired

A few people have said this

Are you perhaps confusing me with ataraxia

[crimson junco]

Ataraxia

[real silo]

I don't stray too far from calamity usually

Except for like

Cosmoteer

[cosmic zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-gif-4654060345501150810

[alpine jetty]

LMAO

[real silo]

Dragon of pride soon

[nimble mantle]

Toby Fox in a nutshell

[cosmic zenith]

I love this gif so much

[light linden]

Hi stip

[cosmic zenith]

Matpat's smile just vanishing is the shit

Hi!

[light linden]

Question, do you have a dev item?

[cosmic zenith]

Not yet

[light linden]

: (

[cosmic zenith]

But I have planned a weapon and a dev set

[light linden]

Can I ask what class the weapon is?

[cosmic zenith]

Mage

[nimble mantle]

If one animal is infected with astral infection and turns out the infected astral flesh is edible

[light linden]

[nimble mantle]

Would you eat it?

[cosmic zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-wizard-gang-spell-peace-gif-7333931153151393316

The Mage diss smh....

[calm patio]

ok can i make spells

[cosmic zenith]

No

[calm patio]

and do war

[nimble mantle]

Oh shit. Yo. Didn't expect you here.

[light linden]

No I just want more ranger weapons

[cosmic zenith]

Yeah I'm not the person for that

Ask CIT

[light linden]

Preferably an end game bow that doesn't override ammo

[nimble mantle]

Where to put ideas anyway?

[light linden]

Can you tell I have an issue with end game ranger?

Ngl speaking of dev items

Every time I hit the end game I can't remember to activate angelic alliance when playing summoner

[cosmic zenith]

Ngl I don't really see the appeal in Shadowspec tier

It's just kinda lame, not being able to face a proper boss in regular progression without the item being overpowered

My weapon will be post-Yharon, mostly for thematic reasons but it's just great to be able to use it against Calamitas, Exos and eventually Yharim

[real silo]

True

I've been thinking about where I'd place my oc's weapons if they were to be made and put in the mod

The only tier I don't want is shadowspec

[fleet wedge]

I'm getting all of the bunnies

[wanton pendant]

You make me want to cry. I think that's a horrible thing to do. However, I respect YOUR opinion.

[fleet wedge]

"Dog walked"

[fleet wedge]

I'm getting all of the squirrels too

[wanton pendant]

Is there a lore reason you're scamming?

[split mortar]

Chara did it

[wanton pendant]

So true.

[nimble mantle]

I have my reasons

But the critter genociding is always accidental

[wanton pendant]

You don't just accidentally commit bunny genocide! What is Calamitas gonna eat in her cave?

[nimble mantle]

Veganism

Or just

Eat water

[icy veldt]

Mushrooms

[nimble mantle]

Oh. Right. Mushrooms.

Also, gels.

[wanton pendant]

Can't be a good diet for the poor woman.

[icy veldt]

Part of the reason for her being short could be malnourishment 😔

Me when the Terrarian takes Calamitas to a Costco food court and gets her a hot dog

[long bloom]

she's average height bruh

[icy veldt]

Well yeah

[long bloom]

definitionally not short

[icy veldt]

Shorter than the Terrarian, I meant

[long bloom]

ture

[wanton pendant]

I don't have a frame of reference, 5'4" isn't short?

[icy veldt]

Also, she's average height for IRL. Evidently, given that every town NPC is taller than she is, average height in Terraria is probably different

[wanton pendant]

I don't speak in freedom units.

[icy veldt]

I'm going to cook you and eat you

[wanton pendant]

I'm inedible.

[long bloom]

1.6 meters

is 5'4"

[wanton pendant]

I'm 6 freedom loving feetometers, if that helps.

[icy veldt]

Should've used light-nanoseconds (1 lns = 29.9792458 cm) instead, smh

[wanton pendant]

Sorry, I'm 6.100220172984 light-nanoseconds.

[nimble mantle]

What if bringing Calamitas to

McDonalds?

[wanton pendant]

All converted to McYharim's.

[nimble mantle]

Does McYharim's sell ungodly nuggets?

[wanton pendant]

There was a whole controversy about the nuggets being... divine.

[nimble mantle]

Oh damn

Is that why it's gone?

[wanton pendant]

In the early days of the crusade, he needed to find a way to dispose of godly remains...

[real silo]

1.63

she's me height

[wanton pendant]

Short.

[real silo]

It's ok I like tall women

[long bloom]

based

[mighty zenith]

so true oomphie

[real silo]

Can't help making short characters though

Well except for #her

[wanton pendant]

Who is her?

[real silo]

1.70 m lady who's the main character of my story

The one in my pfp

[wanton pendant]

Short.

[real silo]

nuh uh

actually forgor if she was 1.7 or 1.75

Besides she's only short by dutch people standards

[wanton pendant]

That's unfair, the Dutch are cheating by being below sea level, so they are taller to compensate.

[real silo]

the tallest woman I know is 1.70 and she's a head taller than most other women

dudes average at around 1.65 in my experience

most of the dudes I know don't go above 1.75

[wanton pendant]

Yeah that makes sense.

[random mulch]

ig i'm tall by international standard but over here i'm kinda just a bit above average

[wanton pendant]

Let me guess, Nederland?

[random mulch]

wrong, belgium (but i live in flanders so close enough i guess)

[wanton pendant]

Damn it.

[random mulch]

i'm at least 184 cm tall (haven't been measured in a hot second)

[mighty zenith]

yea the average height of men here is like 4 inches taller than international

[wanton pendant]

The Belgium Battalion has arrived...

[mighty zenith]

poland actually

[wanton pendant]

Damn it.

[random mulch]

garbo

[wanton pendant]

Fine, the winged whatevers.

[random mulch]

you need to make aureus garbo

[mighty zenith]

whar

[random mulch]

join us on wplace garbo

[mighty zenith]

o

i wanted to but idk

im lazy

[real silo]

Harbor you need play your roles

grabro

garn

[random mulch]

gabbro

[mighty zenith]

nuh uh....

kill providence

draw my characters

[wanton pendant]

Play my games.

[real silo]

nobody draws MY characters smh

I need unlimited cama runes

[random mulch]

yharim slander when

[mighty zenith]

calamirune

[real silo]

Is it really slander if it's #truth

[random mulch]

slander is slander

[wanton pendant]

The goal is to get good at drawing so I can draw Calamitas being homeless. Glory to the Godseeker's empire.

[random mulch]

the regime knows best

[split mortar]

Lore chat becoming rp chat yet again

[real silo]

homeless... like...

[random mulch]

i should make yharpaganda posters

give me ideas

[real silo]

Two homeless azafurians in roleplay it's crazy

[wanton pendant]

The Godseeker needs you for the crusade.

Like this.

[mighty zenith]

this but calamitas instead of kris

[balmy glacier]

okay pingas sir

[mighty zenith]

wrong one 💔

[wanton pendant]

That's what he told a certain 13 year old girl.

[faint totem]

That’s just the motto of most resistance fighters in movies. Yes, the space regime is evil, but you’re terrorists. How many innocent people died from your bombing? I know you hit the church in that one mission

[tropic oak]

if you guys could give signus a title that isnt envoy of the devourer what would it be now…….

[faint totem]

Shit his pants

[split mortar]

Probably something relating to the bargainings the guy does and their otherworldly nature from the distortion

Not able to come up with a title rn but those are some stuff of signus i think should be payed attention to when forming a title

[mighty zenith]

Herald of Distortion

for no reason apart from it sounding cool

[tropic oak]

true.

[wanton pendant]

Signus, Merchant of Death.

[fleet wedge]

I feel like this would fit more to one of the other two

[pliant ruin]

The Dealmaker

A bit boring though . Hm

[fleet wedge]

Honestly I think this one fits him the most, given that after rework/retier he'll be fought right before DoG

[pliant ruin]

But he has like

literally nothing to do with DoG

he'd probably murder that guy if he could

competition and all

[tropic oak]

ones an animal and the other is a portal

it would fit neither but signus

[pliant ruin]

storm weaver be like MY STOMACH IS SO FULL OF

WYVERNS YUM

[tropic oak]

stormweaver after fucking up the entire upper atmosphere’s ecosystem

[split mortar]

DoG has no connection to signus other then being of the same dimension place which is rather not much of a connection

[tropic oak]

you go little buddy!

[split mortar]

Free food

[visual kiln]

hello chat

[wanton pendant]

Hello.

[visual kiln]

what lore should we talk about today

[pliant ruin]

Pokeverse i mean this respectfully but you seem to interact with this chat alot but i often get the impression you don't really have much of a understanding of even the basics of the lore, it'd probably be better for you if you wish to participate if you could atleast grap those general concepts, theres a doc in pins that'd likely help you

ahbout how old duke can drop some bars

[tropic oak]

and maybe actually discuss presently in chat over replying to things ranging from hours to months ago

[split mortar]

Talking about a theoretical new title signus could get

[pliant ruin]

my name is old duke and i will prove that your rhymes are a fluke

[visual kiln]

hello tyrant

[pliant ruin]

old duke and permafrost are the two characters that'd drop the sickest bars really

[tropic oak]

hello aza user

[pliant ruin]

wow ok azzy didnt say hello to me smh

[tropic oak]

LOLLL

[split mortar]

Cheese irrelevant

[pliant ruin]

not like we've been talking in dms all this time up until she joined the chat nooo ofc not

[visual kiln]

the devil

[tropic oak]

the devil

[visual kiln]

i ignore u

hmph

[pliant ruin]

WOW OK

i cry

[visual kiln]

pouts

[pliant ruin]

waaa

jokes aside though i do like The Dealmaker and i think short and concise titles can be better than long ones sometimes but it also feels kind of Bland so i'm not sure

[tropic oak]

ok jevil

[visual kiln]

signus, dastardly distortion devil

[pliant ruin]

wehat do youmean

what does that mean

[visual kiln]

make a deal with the devil

[split mortar]

Signus does have quite a bunch of similarities to the idea of a “deal with the devil” iirc

[tropic oak]

(when you beat jevil in deltarune, you get a weapon called The Dealmaker)

[balmy glacier]

affirmer among shadows

[visual kiln]

mhm

[pliant ruin]

OHHH RIGHT

wait

isnt it spamton

[visual kiln]

dastardly dealmaking devil

[tropic oak]

that or its spamton

[pliant ruin]

spamton gives you the dealmaker right

[tropic oak]

one of the two

i dont care to remeber

[split mortar]

Thats spamton mercy

[pliant ruin]

pensive

[tropic oak]

in my defense chapter 2 came out years ago

[split mortar]

Jevil gives to devilsknife and jevil tail or something

[tropic oak]

yeahhhh my fault

[split mortar]

Spamton puppet scarf and dealmaker

[pliant ruin]

this feels a bit too much

[visual kiln]

probably is

[tropic oak]

herald of distortion sounds mighty fine to me

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but devil would be cool to have in the title

[pliant ruin]

I do like Herald of Distortion i mean it makes sense

[visual kiln]

maybe

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i’d rather dealmaker tbh

dog is a better herald than signus imo

[tropic oak]

i wouldnt think so

[wanton pendant]

I liked Merchant of Death.

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and dealmaker tells u signus’s deal

[pliant ruin]

Tbh i'm not sure Devourer isn't really about Bringing a Message he's about like actively doing things

Signus has a much more passive role

[tropic oak]

voidseeker

[fleet wedge]

Hey, Statis! It's me, The Devil! From The Bible!

[visual kiln]

subnautica leviathan ahh name

[tropic oak]

nobody will get that until far from now

[pliant ruin]

Signus, Transcendental Fiend

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the dealmaker is peak

imo

[pliant ruin]

transcendental because like you know Distortion. Other World. Bla bla

[split mortar]

Using this to theorise what noxus and signus are brb

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i mean its kinda obvious

[pliant ruin]

the truth is that noxus and signus both fall onto one category which is known as ||glupshittos||

[wanton pendant]

Signus, Scourge from Beyond.

[dusk laurel]

dealmakers an armor and from spamton i think

[split mortar]

The devious and fucked up ||glupshittos||

[split mortar]

Ye

[dusk laurel]

😨

[visual kiln]

sigus

[pliant ruin]

signus is the coolest of the distortion guys btw don't @ me

[split mortar]

It true tho

[visual kiln]

no thats me

[pliant ruin]

"ohhh but devourer is canonically like physically stronger and hes huge and you fight him later!"
ok but counterargument

[wanton pendant]

Treacherous Wraith, Signus.

[pliant ruin]

the devourer is a bum

signus actually has aura

[dusk laurel]

signus literally aurafarms

[split mortar]

The devourer has call of duty 12 year old energy

[wanton pendant]

Malicious Aura, Signus.

[pliant ruin]

Farmer of Aura, Signus

[balmy glacier]

false

[pliant ruin]

the only acceptable alternative is storm weaver

[balmy glacier]

It’s ceaseless of course

[visual kiln]

what if signus doesn’t have a title

[tropic oak]

TRUTH

[pliant ruin]

ceaseless ain't even a character thats just a object man

[wanton pendant]

John Signus.

[pliant ruin]

😭

[balmy glacier]

signus deez nuts

[wanton pendant]

Abhorrent Fiend, Signus.

[tropic oak]

giant lying snake vs auramaxxer assassinpilled humanoid

[visual kiln]

signus nut

[pliant ruin]

i will not tolerate anyone saying that Devourer is cooler than Signus

[balmy glacier]

signuts!

[pliant ruin]

the only opinion i will actually Disagree but Accept is that Storm Weaver is cooler which okay i can tolerate that

[wanton pendant]

Signus, the Blade from another world.

[dusk laurel]

devourer is the biggest destroyer fan lets be real

[pliant ruin]

i can see the vision you know

[visual kiln]

ceaseless is cooler

?

[split mortar]

Ceaseless aint a character they disqualified

[pliant ruin]

its not even a character how you can rank it as one

thats like just a thing

its a object

its not even alive its just like

[wanton pendant]

Signus, Infernal Assassin.

[pliant ruin]

its like a window

a chair

[split mortar]

Portal