lore-discussion

[snow mountain]

rwom

[tender lotus]

like mass wise for each segment

[proven rivet]

Infinite Flight in general is already hard to balance around, let alone do it like 12 times

[fierce pagoda]

I was thinking more like, Calamity is careful in its items to make sure they dont completely overshadow older items and also dont change the meta in huge ways, While Relogic kinda adds very crazy new stuff that is very VERY good

[snow mountain]

relogic doesn't need to account for cal

[tender lotus]

a segment would weigh about 12 tons?

head would weigh about 14 and tail end about 9?

[swift ferry]

But what he's saying is that relogic doesn't mind adding crazy shit that overshadows vanilla's own items

[tender lotus]

if i had to geusstimate

[fierce pagoda]

I know, im talking about changed in regards to itself

[snow mountain]

ah

[fierce pagoda]

like Soaring insignia overshadows a huge chunk of pre 1.4 movement options

[snow mountain]

suprised vanilla doesn't have a boss rush, should have tbh

[fierce pagoda]

and changes the meta

mostly everyone now uses soaring insignia in their builds

[dusk laurel]

📖

the channel

[snow mountain]

this is lore

[fierce pagoda]

Bro we outta lore to discuss

[snow mountain]

it is canon, the terrarian is you

[tender lotus]

thanatos mass discussion

is 12 tons for a segment accurate?

14 for the head and about 9 for the tail

[swift ferry]

hmm... accounting for every segment of thanatos, that would make him about half as heavy as yo mama

[tender lotus]

im finna look up his segment count

[tender lotus]

bold of you to assume i have one

[swift ferry]

[tender lotus]

thanatos has 102 segments

[fierce pagoda]

alright,

how many segnemts?

[tender lotus]

counting head and tail i presume

[fierce pagoda]

okay wow read my mind

[tender lotus]

so thats 100 body segments so about 1200 tons from the body alone

total is 1221 tons

if the body segment weighs 12 tons

given that the body is made of cold welded cosmotlite and other metals

possibly including auric

and tat exo prisms are a denser, special verson of sea prism

[fierce pagoda]

the Seawise Giant, largest boat ever made, weighs 564,763 tons, if every segment of thanatos weighed that much...

[tender lotus]

you can also assume that the sprite is accurate in size

the sprite has the body about the width of 7-9 blocks

taking the middle gives 8 blocks or 16 feet

[fierce pagoda]

how large is each segment compared to the terrarian though?

[tender lotus]

about 2.5 times

so it checks out to about 8

[fierce pagoda]

well then each segment cant weigh as much as the seawise giant

[tender lotus]

yea

[fierce pagoda]

unless its made of an crazy dense material

[tender lotus]

assuming the segment is cylindrical

[tender lotus]

cold welded cosmolite, auric and some other metals

is hella dense

[cunning flare]

Not including auric. Draedon doesn't have access to that.

[tender lotus]

possibly

[fierce pagoda]

oh you gave me an idea

[dusk laurel]

auric is not part of the armor

[swift ferry]

we gotta bunch of funky fantasy metals so they could probably weigh as much as the writers want 'em to ig

[tender lotus]

word word, just cosmolite then

doubt uelibloom is used as provi is still alive

[fierce pagoda]

what if we compare each segment to a huge tunnel boring machine, since both are cylinders and kinda the same size depending on the drill

[tender lotus]

yea

i was gonna use that

[swift ferry]

I wanna work with draedon to create auric exo mechs and unleash havoc on the world for no reason

[tender lotus]

radius is 4 blocks or 8 feet

length of one segment is 12 feet (3 terrarians)

so volume is (64)(pi)(12) feet^3

[fierce pagoda]

What would Exo-Plating be made of? other that JUST cosmolite

[cunning flare]

Not having auric is the only reason he can't stabilize miracle matter. If he has auric, he doesn't use exotech, he uses miracletech.

[tender lotus]

or 768 feet3

assumign that it is 90% occupied means that there is aboout 690feet3 of material

i can assume that cold fused cosmolite is about the same density (at max 1.2x) of a tungsten alloy

if anything its a gold, platinum, palladium and tungsten alloy

aka irl netherite

[fierce pagoda]

why

[tender lotus]

just an assumption as lore states the armor is cold fused together

given that cosmolite hasnt been given details on its weight but it is similir to metals draeon used before

it can be similar to those alloys

converting feet cubed to meter cubed gives 19.54 m3 per segment

of used material

assuming about 90% of the volume is used for material

[cunning flare]

I highly doubt it's made of any elements familiar to us

[tender lotus]

leaving 10% for things like piping, wiring and other stff

[tender lotus]

just an assumption and besides its close enough to irl

[fierce pagoda]

Lowkey feel like we are missing too much information to make an accurate estimate

[dusk laurel]

yeah all we know is

[tender lotus]

yea

[dusk laurel]

cosmilite alloy

thats it

[tender lotus]

just the density

we have a size and volume value alr

[fierce pagoda]

would it weigh more than the seawise giant though? on like a first glance, it seems like it would?

[tender lotus]

probably not

remember its a war amchine

anything too heavy would be a liability

it has to be mobile and flexible

besides

given the speed that thanatos moves alr, it cant be that heavy

alr

calculated estimate for one segment is 468926.4 kg

fuck

thats way too heavy

[fierce pagoda]

The heaviest flying man-made object i found by searching online was the Saturn V rocket ship

it weighed 3,270 tons at launch

it says

[tender lotus]

well draedon is no ordianry engineer

might gotta drop the effective volume used to about 60%

[limpid saddle]

no it's supposed to be really, really heavy

[tender lotus]

yea its hulky monstrostiy

but 468926.4 kg per segment is diabolical

thats 469 tons per segment

[fierce pagoda]

multiply that by 102

[limpid saddle]

yeah probably

[tender lotus]

313 tons seem more reasonable with a effective volume used of 60%

allows more room for piping, coolant, structural items and other

also makes sense as thanatos cant be entirely solid

since it has to have some form of propulsion and a high amount of cooling

given that the steam he produced is "hot enough to melt metal"

so 100 segments of 313 tons gives 313000 tons excluding head and tail

[fierce pagoda]

would thanatos lose mass for every shot it made? since it loses ammunition? or are his lazer shooters infinite

[tender lotus]

lasers are inf since exo prisms

[fierce pagoda]

oh yeah right

[tender lotus]

unless he used missles like in the eternity dlc

then he would loose a couple tons every shot

addign head and tail would give about 313890 tons

long story short

one fat ass of a mech

[fierce pagoda]

I can't comprehend how heavy that is

[tender lotus]

das like 70% of the sea wise giant

prety much the seawise giant without cargo

so whatchu rather

thantos or a giant ass boat

the more important thing im concerned with is how thanatos can turn that easily with allat weight

[fierce pagoda]

Exo-prism shenanigans

its already very flexible, so it has like a million thrusters placed everywhere around its body for incredibly high precision movement

and since exoprism energy is infinite and very potent, those thrusters can expell a LOT of energy, allowing it to decelerate and accelerate at an impressive speed

[tender lotus]

yea but the momentum must be crazy

like his max speed if had to check is is about 60mph

ik he can go faster if you were to recal away while hes berserking with his laser

but imma ignore that

[fierce pagoda]

we'll chalk it up to gameplay

[tender lotus]

real

so change in momentum is mass*velocity so (313980)(26.82)
gives 8421697.152 kgm/s

given he reaches that speed in about 1.2 seconds

impulse is Ft= change in momentum= F(1.2)=8421697.152

force is 7018080.96 newtons

thats some real strong thrusters ngl

[fierce pagoda]

how doesnt it break itself from all that force being applied

[tender lotus]

exactly

but if i had to eplain it

the force is distributed over the entire body

which is like 120 meters long

[fierce pagoda]

maybe Cosmolite is really good at absorbing energy?

[tender lotus]

so each segment takes a minor fraction of that

[tender lotus]

possibly that as well

thanatos can easily slow down as well without using the thrusters as it can open all its segments to quadruple (or more) its drag

given its burrowing through solid material as well

it does not need all that force/drag or accelerate/decelerate

as it can just snake its way towards the enemy

if it had to turn tho

then we go hadda use circular motion on that

if it had to make a circle or 100m then the ccentripetal force is mv2/r

2155284.312 newtons inwards must be made

that seems a bit too high so a circle of radius 0.5km should work

431056.8624 for a circle or radius 0.5km

man handling is ass

best thing to do is to make a circle around the whole ass world

to not break the armor

[graceful dust]

Who did build wulfrum enemies?

[limpid saddle]

john wulfrum

[graceful dust]

Like fr?

[limpid saddle]

yeah

[graceful dust]

Kay just did not know where to find info on that one

Thanks

[limpid saddle]

Thats fair we kinda dont know alot about wulfrum last i remember

vanillin or tsuki might show up with 3 paragraphs of wulfrum lore to correct me though

[dusk laurel]

no

[swift ferry]

John wulfrum is a meme - the wulfrum enemies were built by a group of anti-yharim rebels (unnamed i believe)

[dusk laurel]

john wulfrum is a concept

^

[graceful dust]

Damn this lore is complicated in this state 😭 (some details)

[swift ferry]

Lol some things can be confusing yeah - esp when we get some things from word of mouth for devs since not all the lore is in-game at the present state
I think the lore doc pinned is still good though at least! Been a while since I checked it lol but yeah

[graceful dust]

btw so to know when is Yharim were mentioned in-world timeline wise

[fierce pagoda]

I think the bestiary entries for the wulfurm enemies gives you a very good image of who built the wulfrum bots and what their purpose was

which was anti-Yharim foot soldiers

[swift ferry]

Like at what point is he mentioned/when is he lore-relevant? Idk the exact point but he's about over 100 years old and his relevance begins pretty early in his life so that gives some rough timespan for when the main events of the mod occur

[fierce pagoda]

they were cheap and easy to make, and very easy to repurpose for other things

[graceful dust]

Like in what stage of playthrough he could be mentioned

[graceful dust]

Could we dm so I can talk more freely on stuff I am doing?

[swift ferry]

I would accept the offer but I'll be fully honest I'm not the biggest lorehead - you're better off continuing to ask some of the other veteran users here lol

[graceful dust]

I know, that's why I will keep use this channel but I need to clarify some things

Like um. Where Yharim being mentioned playthrough wise

[fierce pagoda]

Yharim is mentioned multiple times through varios entries in the bestiary

[graceful dust]

So I guess it's fine to do smth related to it in pre-hard mode, right?

[fierce pagoda]

He's also mentioned by Amidias

which i think would be the first time he gets formally name dropped to the player

And also, hes the one ||who talks to you through the lore items.||

[fierce pagoda]

Do what exactly?

[pliant ruin]

Yharim is the main villain of the story and is present throughout the entire mod's narrative

[fierce pagoda]

so at first, the player would not know who is talking to them, but would be able to deduce the speakers identity based on what hes saying in the lore items

[pliant ruin]

most of the story centers around him and how his actions more or less destroyed the world

[random mulch]

he's supposed to be the final boss but he's not in the game yet

[pliant ruin]

yeh

[young socket]

50 dolla gift card

[dusk laurel]

💰

[fierce pagoda]

I was too slow, the auto-mod claimed it instead😔

[young socket]

WHO ARE YOU

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO VANILLIN

[dusk laurel]

okay

[random mulch]

an ai has replaced vanillin 😔

[dusk laurel]

rest in peace

[random mulch]

yhargle

[fierce pagoda]

wow i never noticed before, but he has sharp fingers

pointy fingers

[dusk laurel]

50 dollar steam

[fierce pagoda]

One of these days im gonna do an actual 50 dollar steam giftcard giveaway, but no one will believe it

due to these bots

[untold oracle]

Gorthus

[visual kiln]

hello chat

[robust osprey]

hello p

[long bloom]

Gorthus

[cosmic zenith]

Gorthus

[dusk laurel]

🐟

[hoary cape]

Gorthus indeed

[robust osprey]

who is gorthus

I only know nomon

[limber locust]

inside the dragon's aerie

[spring helm]

yharim's mentioned by draedon

so there's that

i think amidias too

huh

i guess not

i could have sworn one of the npc's say that if you want to get Yharim's attention you should kill moon lord

it's not the line i thought of but here's Amidias mentioning yharim

[cosmic bridge]

every dragon chicken joke that is made i lose one brain cell. i am now in debt

[spring helm]

hell he's mentioned pre-hardmode

hell even statis is name-dropped

[fierce pagoda]

The first time amidias Mentions Yharim is in pre-hardmode, no other requirements. its when hes talking about the origins of the world evil

[pulsar ocean]

Gorthus

[spring helm]

⭐

[fierce pagoda]

Here's the line you were thinking of popcorn

you just had to open the "Help" dialogue tab

[spring helm]

[fierce pagoda]

I was confused at first too when i looked for Amidias mentioning Yharim, and didnt find anything under his normal dialogue

forgot he's like the guide

[pulsar ocean]

😈

[wheat walrus]

atomic

[clever raft]

How wise Is permafrost, is he like master Roshi or just like a cool magic dad

[formal shore]

How does removing the Drunk princess impact the lore?

[pastel bay]

Doesn't

Dedicated content isn't canon

[formal shore]

Ik I just wanted to make the joke.

[pastel bay]

oops

[manic coral]

more like uncle iroh

[clever raft]

I love that, always loved uncle iroh

[pastel bay]

Especially with Scal. Always surprised they don't have NPC dialogue when both are NPCs in town

[manic coral]

they will

[pastel bay]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-sir-yayy-kataman-gif-12260883688244422951

DAmn

[clever raft]

Dude do you ever think you would do like a book for calamity, the story Is so well made and the characters have amazing concepts, i feel like they would fit in a book like avatar books

[long bloom]

books generally need a protagonist

[jaunty wraith]

Maybe a prequel story going in detail on yharims crusade

[long bloom]

what i'm asking is

who would it follow

yharim would be super interesting but also incredibly hard to execute well

[deft valve]

the protagonist will be minato kageaki

[pastel bay]

Would be neat to explore more about Yharim growing up

Wouldn't mind a story about him

[deft valve]

that would probably be pretty short

[clever raft]

The angler

Just a 180 page book of him fishing

[pastel bay]

Might make for a good one-shot comic

[fading helm]

ONESHOT MENTIONED

Anyways, how much part of yharim crusade yall reckon is still active

no way it was only azafure right

[manic coral]

Oh I know who it'd be

The answer is nobody you know of

[long bloom]

👁️👁️

[fading helm]

Its gonna be xeroc narrating stories

up until we kill him obv

[long bloom]

until we kill them

does he know?

[fading helm]

yeah I do

but my headcanon is > canon

[long bloom]

fair

[oblique dust]

hello is there a calamity lore bible

[rough harness]

Hey guys, I need a epic confirmed lore drop who I don't know, please, say something

Oh shit this dude...

Bye

[oblique dust]

i should be in every channel

[long bloom]

pins

[oblique dust]

i mean a full concrete entire lore chapter somewhere in someone's desk

like team cherry ( i think )

[long bloom]

then no

unless cei is way more insane than i thought

[young socket]

yea there is and i found some secret truths

like how yharim is actua-

💥

[oblique dust]

shit gonna be every channel so you cannot chat anymore (: Just know that i support trans people regardless haha

[oblique dust]

anyways there was a discussion a while ago about ravager after providence defeat

i think it'd be really funny if its made canon

[dusk laurel]

guess what

[oblique dust]

what

yeah i guessed "what"

[dusk laurel]

ravager is getting moved to be fully after providence

with the rework

[oblique dust]

THERE's A REWORK??

[dusk laurel]

yes

[oblique dust]

holy

[dusk laurel]

it will be reworked

and there will be a structure where you spawn it

[oblique dust]

wait no my progression

ah fuck cant abuse ravager loot no more

cant have shit in this calecnomy

[long bloom]

i'll dm you the concept art

[oblique dust]

ts?

fucking bowser looking ass

[dusk laurel]

yes

[long bloom]

there's more

[hoary cape]

Gonna be a cool boss

The head piece also detaches and runs around

[deft valve]

in 2036 when its added yeah

[hoary cape]

In 1 Fargo second

[long bloom]

source? i haven't heard this

not that i don't believe you

[hoary cape]

I mean there were images of the head with legs lol

The alter part

[long bloom]

oh yeah

[hoary cape]

Unless that got scrapped

It's probably like phase 1 or 2 iirc

[dusk laurel]

phase 1

[hoary cape]

But I don't know the details anymore as a bunch of the images and what not got removed from the doc

[dusk laurel]

phase 1 is the altar

phase 2 is the gorilla

[long bloom]

phase 2 comes out of the altar

[clever raft]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-oneshot-happy-niko-gif-6463457533570004668

embed failure, procced auto destruction

[clever raft]

yharim and xeroc fight isnt abysmally unfair

[oblique dust]

when will there finally be plans for yharim bruh

shit just like drop his face twice like oda with one piece

🙏

[hoary cape]

I am not a dev I can't give you that answer

[oblique dust]

^ joke btw

[proper phoenix]

xeroc fight?

[clever raft]

Like if they fought

[tropic oak]

they did fight

(probably)

((i cannot legally disclose that information))

[ionic harness]

Imagine how peak your pfp would be if it was an ant

TyrANT

[rough harness]

Xeroc is literally a god lmao

Bro get the most powerful dragon soul

Yharim when xeroc drop the life extinguisher attack:

[magic epoch]

Crucified

[rough harness]

🐜

[unborn wind]

xeroc wins against yharim but i would like to point out killing gods is yharims entire thing. like thats literally the thing he does

[magic epoch]

being "a god" doesn't make you super op stronk

[rough harness]

There should be a classification of powers of "gods" because Xeroc in itself is something beyond what we can know of power.

[rough harness]

But the most powerful dragon soul does

At least that was I think

I am not fully in the lore

[unborn wind]

there is its called full ascension which is what xeroc has and why they're so stupid powerful (in addition to having absorbed the most powerful auric soul)

[rough harness]

Is there any text with all the Lore together and explained chronologically? I really need to re read that

[unborn wind]

lore doc in the pins is the best you're gonna get for now im sorry to say

[rough harness]

I just saw a video in Spanish (my lenguaje) like 3 years ago lol

[rough harness]

Thanksss

[unborn wind]

it doesn't have anywhere near Everything though so feel free to ask questions if it doesn't answer them

[rough harness]

Thanks, It helps me a lot, later I will have time to read, I have to sleep now, I have classes tomorrow

Good night

[clever raft]

But "yharim can make moonlord sweat even tho he would never have a chance" and moonlord Is stronger than xenos

Wait sorry i just noticed im saying xenos

I meant noxus lololol

Lots of sorry

[pliant ruin]

You're not orange anymore rest in piss cal patreon

[pliant ruin]

[magic epoch]

you're like blue

[unborn wind]

as i already said:
THANK CHRIST!

[pliant ruin]

accept my friend request

[unborn wind]

anyhting for you slenderman

[hoary cape]

Cheese is cool that's why cheese is blue

I am immune to friend requests XD

[ionic harness]

Ant role when?

[hoary cape]

Not that anyone sends me friend requests anyway lol

Never

No ants allowed

[ionic harness]

Discrimination is fabsol behavior 😒

Jkjk

[robust osprey]

steps on an ant

whoops

[ionic harness]

😭😭😭

[unborn wind]

i dream of a beautiful world with a draedon patron tier

[hoary cape]

Bro killed John ant and didn't even bat an eye what a monster

[dusk laurel]

can they finally update the patreon boss art

[hoary cape]

🤷

[warm gull]

hello

[dusk laurel]

welcome back

[robust osprey]

who are you

[warm gull]

your mother

do the dishes

pull out the frozen chicken

[robust osprey]

NEVER

[wheat walrus]

Return

[spring helm]

are you /srs or /j

[untold forge]

Augh someone called me

[untold oracle]

It’s calamitover…

(No)

[wheat walrus]

It's calamibegun...

[untold forge]

Oml 😭

[real glen]

Let's do this
You are starving, but there are only chunks of monsters that you killed, what will you cook

ex: Granite Spaghetti, Antlion Splits

[cloud ibex]

time is a flat circle

[crystal pendant]

colossal squid

[untold forge]

Can i

Can I ask the silly question

What would crabulon taste like...

[real glen]

old rotting seafood covered in mold

[untold forge]

Fr

[visual kiln]

meow

[cloud ibex]

i was about to say he would just taste like mold but iunno how fast decomposition is there could maybe still be some flesh left

[untold oracle]

Gwaa

Boss taste discussion..

[untold forge]

My favorite meme

[wise bluff]

Hey so like what is Brimstone’s current lore? Just wanna get updated on things as a recap on specific characters lol

[sinful adder]

You should really just read the whole lore document because it's completely different than it was 2 years ago

That said, she's the elemental of brimstone and destroyed the city that Calamitas and yharim are from

[wise bluff]

Right lmao

[untold forge]

How much has it changed in the last year :v

I haven't quite cut out a 2 hour block of time to refresh 😂

[sinful adder]

It hasn't changed in the last year

[untold forge]

Then I'm still pretty caught up

Sweet

[snow mountain]

I LOVE CALAMITY I LOVE CALAMITY LORE I LOVE LORE

[untold forge]

The lore is amazing

[cosmic minnow]

Loreous

[split mortar]

Incattus are you alright

[snow mountain]

yes

fabsol is gone so i can finally fangirl about cal (aside from my qualms game design wise but thats not for this channel)

[split mortar]

Oh ok

[cosmic minnow]

I should glaze Calamitas more

[quiet idol]

What

Wtf does that mean

[cosmic minnow]

Oh Shit

BARACK OBAMA????

[tropic oak]

Let me be clear. You could always. Never be ashamed of who you are. This has been Obama

[finite orbit]

i dunno man, they seen kinda problematic to me considering they tried to kill the player

[snow mountain]

THANK YOU OBAMA

[cosmic minnow]

Based Obama

[eager bluff]

THANK YOU FORMER US PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

[split mortar]

O B A M A

[cosmic minnow]

I don’t care

[mighty zenith]

THATS MY FUCKING PRESIDENT

[finite orbit]

well you should
killing isn't cool

[split mortar]

Calamitas was trying to stop yharim 2 from happening

[cosmic minnow]

I will spread the word of the coolest cal character

I’ve been a fan since the witch was still an eyeball

[finite orbit]

yeah but she also tried to kill the player :/ kinda problematic isnt it

[split mortar]

Wether or not she was accurate is a different matter

[split mortar]

Nah

[tropic oak]

Let me be clear. She is afraid of us following a path similar to that of Yharim. She sought us out to stop us

[cosmic minnow]

That’s true

That’s why the argument „she tried to kill us“ ain’t very valid

[finite orbit]

bbut obama
she didnt need to kill us
she could have talked it out with a cup of brimstone tea and azafure biscuits

[split mortar]

If we were anything like yharim it very well could have been onsight attack

[crimson junco]

Obama in Calamity Mod!!!!??

[cosmic minnow]

Oh right she’s British so this would make sense

[tropic oak]

She could not. We are on a path to destroy and kill the tyrant. She had to be sure, my fellow Calamitan.

[eager bluff]

girliepop do you think yharim could be swayed to not do genocide by a tea party

[finite orbit]

yes, actually

nothing good like a tea party man!

[split mortar]

Yharim is too racist to be swayed

[quiet idol]

What about a BEE tea party??

[eager bluff]

he would fawn over the bees and then proceed to still genocide

[languid badge]

I dont think tea would be very good for bees

[cosmic minnow]

Yharim would be swooned

[quiet idol]

[cosmic minnow]

In less than 3 minutes

[finite orbit]

tea party with scal and the princess (not the drunk one)

[quiet idol]

Buy fake Queen Bees and say Draedon unplagued the bees

Hide all the PBGs in the shed

[crystal pendant]

put fent in his tea

[quiet idol]

Actually is there just 1 or multiple PBGs I forgot

[crystal pendant]

calamitea party

[mighty zenith]

1 PBG, several plaguebringers

[quiet idol]

Plaguebringers are the small annoying fuckers, right?

[split mortar]

Pbg is alone
Plague bringers are everyone else

[split mortar]

Wouldnt say small theyre like queen bee sized

[mighty zenith]

its the miniboss

[quiet idol]

Yeah

[wheat walrus]

I read this and hear the obama voice in my mind and it's so funny lmao

[tropic oak]

that is the point

[wheat walrus]

True,,,

[wise bluff]

Haven’t read it all but I got to the point of reading all the Lore Items.

Holy shit this is so much better.

[split mortar]

Yeah

[snow mountain]

I LOVE CAL LORE

[warm gull]

hey I remember you

you were in sscls

[snow mountain]

🫡

[snow mountain]

indeed

[cosmic minnow]

New lore is pretty much better in every aspect

The only time I said I preferred old lore was Calamitas was cooler, that’s literally it

[snow mountain]

I LOVE THE NEW LORE I LOVE THE NEW CAL LORE

[split mortar]

I think Incattus likes the lire

[snow mountain]

i shall do nothing but glaze cal for however long

[wheat walrus]

I'd sacrifice my life to find you, angel of the blade 🔥✍️

Kingslayer, come and collect us from the night 🗣️

[stuck spindle]

Maybe I'm insane, but Cal kinda gives me trans girl vibes.

[cloud ibex]

that's a new one

[warm gull]

robotgirl#8576

[wheat walrus]

The terrarian's lore is up to you 🫵👱‍♂️🍈🔫

[warm gull]

I don't rlly know what constitues trans girl vibes beyond programming and being a huge nerd

[mighty zenith]

calamitas is the terrarian?!

deep lore

thanks omni!

[wheat walrus]

No problem garbo

[warm gull]

you're the terrarian

[finite orbit]

it gives me tea party vibes....

[warm gull]

@mighty zenith if I still had my free nitro week and also reaction perms in calmain I would react you with the terrarian is you emoji from sscls garbo I hope you know that.

[mighty zenith]

good thing you dont

and i can react you instead

fool

[wheat walrus]

The terrarian is you.

[warm gull]

garbo watching as sscls magically disappears from his server list

[stuck spindle]

Idk just the unimaginable power and what I remember when reading the lore items. girl's been through it. same.

[warm gull]

can calamitas double jump

[mighty zenith]

daichin watching as his steam account pfp changes to a picture of aureus

[warm gull]

what the fuck

[cosmic minnow]

She ain’t Samus

or does Calamitas have space jump?

[wheat walrus]

Calamitas the typa gril to have Arkveld monster hunter wilds as a pet

[cosmic minnow]

gril

[stuck spindle]

i think trans girls can have a little brimstone in their hearts. as a treat.

[finite orbit]

could astrum aureus defeat yharim

[split mortar]

Thats more so traumatised vibes i thought

[warm gull]

hi melon gun

hello

[wheat walrus]

@mighty zenith

[warm gull]

melon gun

[split mortar]

With enough gays yes

[snow mountain]

that would make us too powerful

[split mortar]

Shut the fuck up

[finite orbit]

what do you mean enough gays

[stuck spindle]

Maybe I just vibe.

[mighty zenith]

power of gays

[split mortar]

Power in numbers

[stuck spindle]

We deserve it!!!!!

[finite orbit]

does aureus just boot up his gay laser and evaporate yharim

[warm gull]

mods can you ban this melon guy he keeps being rude whenever I say hi innocently

[finite orbit]

actually yharim is gay so he would survive that

[split mortar]

Mods
Shut the fuck up

[snow mountain]

no yharim is transmasc his swag will obliterate anything that lays eyes upon him

[mighty zenith]

mods, get this man a shower

[unborn wind]

hello? based department?........i'd like to file a claim

[split mortar]

Imo yharim is too focused on god killing and being racist to give a fuck about that sort of stuff

[snow mountain]

statis and braelor were overwhelmed by it

dunmer behaviour

[warm gull]

yharim has a loving wife

[finite orbit]

no but im just saying that he would prefer men

[snow mountain]

*husband

fargo mutant

[split mortar]

And its dog

[wheat walrus]

Wisband

[finite orbit]

i support the theory of mutant yharim yaoi

[wheat walrus]

Husbife even

[warm gull]

mutant is a malewife

[snow mountain]

fr

[cosmic minnow]

Please explode

[snow mountain]

TIS PEAK THOUGH??

[finite orbit]

i will die on this if i have to

i will defend that theory untill my very last breath

[cosmic minnow]

damn ok

[warm gull]

hello melon gun

[split mortar]

Nah

[warm gull]

greetings melon gun

[wheat walrus]

Mutrim and Draerim fans when the unknowable factor of Yhark is revealed

[split mortar]

Dai please shush

[finite orbit]

the what

[stuck spindle]

:)

[wheat walrus]

@spring helm

[split mortar]

:3

[wheat walrus]

Explicate

[split mortar]

Yhark

[finite orbit]

what is yhark now

[snow mountain]

shark

[split mortar]

Yharim x mark

[mighty zenith]

i love inside jokes

[warm gull]

wait popcorn is in calmain?

[split mortar]

Yes?

[wheat walrus]

p

[finite orbit]

huh

[mighty zenith]

what if natasha kicked yharim with the power of bi people

[wheat walrus]

Daichin proving himself under a rock

[split mortar]

Most lorers still are they just never chat nowadays

[warm gull]

hoponrp

[cosmic minnow]

Im still waiting for deltaw

[warm gull]

I haven't touched calmain is a looooooooong time

[mighty zenith]

the

[cosmic minnow]

For rp

[hot valve]

Hi lore channel it’s been months

[mighty zenith]

hello

[warm gull]

hey I've seen this guy

[cosmic minnow]

Ain’t no way

[warm gull]

its melon gun

[tropic oak]

Garbo, my fellow Patriot

[split mortar]

DAI PLEASE

SHUT

[cosmic minnow]

OH SHIT OBAMA

[tropic oak]

Would you give the 44th President of The United States the cool dudes role

[split mortar]

Oh shit obama

[cosmic minnow]

y’all quiet

Obama is speaking

[tropic oak]

This has been Obama

[split mortar]

Shut up caprisun

[unborn wind]

VOUCHING FOR OBAMA ‼️

[random mulch]

Barack obama is gonna replace fabsol as the head calamity dev

[warm gull]

uhhh my fellow americans

uhhh hello

[split mortar]

Inam totally american

[mighty zenith]

of course mr. president

[warm gull]

I saw michelle the other day

[snow mountain]

genuinely insane the peak cal reddit produced in the last 24 hours

[split mortar]

Barack obama is replacing lore

[warm gull]

she was getting down

she was busting a move

[finite orbit]

cool dudes role speedrun any%

[tropic oak]

I will dictate the new lore 3

[snow mountain]

completely unexpected from such a cesspool

[wheat walrus]

I need to look in there actually

[split mortar]

Yeah i should look there at some point

[wheat walrus]

We decided to not go against the posts about fabsol the moment the allegations all started raining down

[split mortar]

What

[limpid saddle]

@grok is this real

[warm gull]

calreddit was just celebrating fabsol gone

[wheat walrus]

Shit needed to be seen

[tropic oak]

Can you blame them?

[limpid saddle]

Yeah

[tropic oak]

I mean, you could,

[split mortar]

Fabsol no longer a cal dev

[warm gull]

no

[tropic oak]

but relatively speaking;

[limpid saddle]

Oh fucked up

[split mortar]

Not really

[tropic oak]

Not at all

[split mortar]

They were transphobic and had minors in a nsfw server

[tropic oak]

Deserved. This has been Obama

[limpid saddle]

Oh

fucked up

[random mulch]

Fabsol always felt kinda odd to me but damn, this morning was a surprise

[mighty zenith]

same

[snow mountain]

they fucking knew about nalydd several months beforehand

[random mulch]

Not complaining that he's gone tho

[tropic oak]

I have the facts.

[split mortar]

All i knew was fabsol and transphobia before i went to sleep

[snow mountain]

i suspected as such but damn

[split mortar]

I wake up
Suddenly children and nsfw

[mighty zenith]

i was giving him the benefit of the doubt but there is no excusing this

[limpid saddle]

Explains why they were so weird about people calling his oc a queen & associating that with drag queen despite that contect not being applied i guess

[warm gull]

mr president when will you be releasing america 2

[unborn wind]

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT LMFAO

[tropic oak]

this has been Obama

[snow mountain]

cirrus is actual peak drag material

[tropic oak]

Whenever Trump has a heart attack. Let me be clear

[random mulch]

Cant wait for the de-fabbing hotfix

[warm gull]

cirrus is peak not existing at all material

[split mortar]

Cirrus getting nuked

[snow mountain]

fair

[limpid saddle]

Does this mean cirrus is getting executed

[snow mountain]

yes

[split mortar]

Yes

[tropic oak]

yes

[warm gull]

so now that fabsol's gone how do you go about giving people the blue role

[snow mountain]

its always who you most expect huh

[limpid saddle]

Damn

[warm gull]

wasn't fabsol the guy who gave it out

[limpid saddle]

It is what it is

[split mortar]

Can i get the blue cool role

[tropic oak]

No idea.

[mighty zenith]

no

[split mortar]

Sad emoji

[limpid saddle]

Can i get the purple loser role

[cloud ibex]

good question actually

[unborn wind]

the only way to get blue role now is to be obama

[tropic oak]

Blue role is usually a ticket into caldev, but, I already work on official addons and such. So it doesnt really affect me.

[cloud ibex]

maybe we'll go back to the ancient ways of voting people in

[tropic oak]

i lied, this is the way

[unborn wind]

cant fool me obama

[mighty zenith]

you get blue role for 5 minutes sorry

rental cool dude

[tropic oak]

LOL

[split mortar]

Lol

[warm gull]

isn't that archaic

[limpid saddle]

Mr president why would you lie to us like this

[warm gull]

I don't think there's a ticket into caldev anymore

[tropic oak]

I am a politician

[snow mountain]

anyway how strong is yharim's tboy swag

[somber beacon]

he is a politician

[split mortar]

Yharim olays the binding of isaac?

[limpid saddle]

Is this gonna be calmain for the next month

[tropic oak]

Not anymore. T’was what it was once referred to as, however.

[snow mountain]

YEAH

[limpid saddle]

Jokes & art about every character being trans

[snow mountain]

and its glorious

[warm gull]

tboi? like

[mighty zenith]

this really binds my isaac

[cloud ibex]

transmasc yharim is not a new thing

[stuck spindle]

I hope so :)

[snow mountain]

it should be canon

[warm gull]

transmasc yharim is normal

[split mortar]

Making a being trans is not new to the internet

[limpid saddle]

I mean in that it's going to be a very loud thing

[mighty zenith]

transmasc yharim is canon

[warm gull]

its like transmasc gabriel. people just say it

[mighty zenith]

:3c

[cloud ibex]

that used to be a pretty common inside joke here a while back

[split mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147624545612726383/1361103226686013650/watermark.gif

[snow mountain]

it needs to be canon i don't care

[snow mountain]

cursed

[warm gull]

no embedsgun

[cloud ibex]

this does not spark joy

[stuck spindle]

Oh, transmasc gabe is such a good take

[tropic oak]

I would like to deliver the information that Cei (god) has told (given me divine information) me that Braelor is infact the bottom in his relationship.

[limpid saddle]

is it really

[split mortar]

We know

[split mortar]

Been said months ago

[tropic oak]

This has been Obama

[limpid saddle]

yeah that felt pretty obvious

[split mortar]

Ovama

[limpid saddle]

Ovama?

[warm gull]

being trans in calamity is easy because a gender change potion literally exists. transmasc yharim would just look like an amab dude

[tropic oak]

I am a politician the more I bring up the past the better my rates go up

[snow mountain]

it should give you a permanent buff

[calm patio]

pretty sure

[unborn wind]

good for him

[snow mountain]

and a shipment of free hrt

[mighty zenith]

permament 10% boost to confidence

[warm gull]

the gender change potion means you don't need hrt

it is the hrt

unless you mean irl

[split mortar]

Hello daichinchin

[warm gull]

hello melon gun

[limpid saddle]

you guys think a gender change potion was brewed wrong & when consumed it made the person in question's genitals disappear

[split mortar]

[snow mountain]

god i would kill to get that

[split mortar]

I think thats the nonbinary potion

[tropic oak]

Let me be clear. My balls are gone

[mighty zenith]

🫂

[warm gull]

[limpid saddle]

a great loss for the american community

[mighty zenith]

huh

[tropic oak]

I can no longer barack all over the place due to this potion failure.

[split mortar]

Thats the nonbinary potion

[warm gull]

oh how I missed this emoji. chat can we get this one in sscls idk how to save the image on mobile

[mighty zenith]

sometimes shower thoughts should stay as shower thoughts

[warm gull]

no he is staring at you disapprovingly

[split mortar]

No thats a train

[mighty zenith]

can we stop now

😄

[split mortar]

🚆

[limpid saddle]

im literally about to go into the shower

[snow mountain]

i should write an essay glazing reb and all of the new lore

[warm gull]

@mighty zenith can you put in sscls or whoever has vencord

@split mortar

[split mortar]

I aint on pc rn

[limpid saddle]

cei & vetrasyl erasure

[snow mountain]

i know

[warm gull]

@wheat walrus

[mighty zenith]

not on pc either

[snow mountain]

i owe reb an apology but alas

[wheat walrus]

grug

[limpid saddle]

we need a 3 hour long hbomberguy video essay takedown IMMIDEATLY

[tropic oak]

Ten dollars says Mura makes a video

Myra? Mura? whos the fucker

[warm gull]

yeah I remember that

[snow mountain]

god i hate that guy

[wheat walrus]

[split mortar]

Myra and mura are both youribers

My typing

[mighty zenith]

myra is cool

[tropic oak]

which one is the clickbaiter

[mighty zenith]

mura is 🤢

[split mortar]

Idk myra

[split mortar]

Mura

[tropic oak]

mura is the stupid one got it

[warm gull]

mura is clickbait supreme for calamity

[tropic oak]

I don’t respect this man enough to remember his name.

[snow mountain]

you know its bad when cal devs have to correct him over trivial shit

[wheat walrus]

reb left calmain, but I also never banned you from sscls back when things went down, only kicked, so...

[calm patio]

mura and gitgudwo swapped places lmao

[warm gull]

when will mura upload a video on the fabsol drama? I cannot form an opinion on it until mura tells me what to think.

[calm patio]

in terms of content

[limpid saddle]

23 minutes

Its gonna have 32 flashcuts & every png will float around

[tropic oak]

Gitgudwo is not what he seems. I am just informing you now.

Beware of him.

[warm gull]

ngl I do think the kicking was kinda premature and it should have been a warning instead but alas

[split mortar]

Wai wha

[snow mountain]

what did mr omni sir mean by this

[warm gull]

maybe not the place to talk about it

[wheat walrus]

yes, I admit it was a mistake on my behalf

nonetheless

[limpid saddle]

Ok im gonna go shower

[wheat walrus]

if there's a time to tie up stuff like that, it's now

[limpid saddle]

love you lore chat

[crimson junco]

Reb is here what you mean

[mighty zenith]

😨

[split mortar]

First time they left

[wheat walrus]

the glutton demon has been banished and now the kingdom is in great times of peace

[split mortar]

When fables came out

[snow mountain]

[warm gull]

can gitgudwo beat me in a fist fight mr obama sir

[crimson junco]

I thought we're talking about...?

today?

when did Fables come up, huh?

[tropic oak]

Probably not, my fellow american.

[real silo]

gitgud is indonesian he's probably small

[warm gull]

can I throw him

[real silo]

can you throw me

if yes then you probably can

[crimson junco]

whatever too much brain back to DST grind, gotta get Fuelweaver dead before new update coming to launch

[warm gull]

like a projectile I mean

like a missile

[real silo]

I think you mean launch

[warm gull]

head first for maximum aerodynamics

[mighty zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-ballin-teste-niko-ballin-gif-26110464

does this to u

❤️

[warm gull]

ahh oneshot ahhh help

[real silo]

Noo garbo you're gonna traumatize dai

[mighty zenith]

i KNOW

[real silo]

THEN WHY

[warm gull]

freak you garbo

[mighty zenith]

im evil

[calm patio]

hey garbo

[warm gull]

you're a mean

[calm patio]

guess what

[warm gull]

chicken butt

[mighty zenith]

the borb

[calm patio]

WRONG!

chicken jockey

smh smh

[mighty zenith]

en ey

[real silo]

garben jockey

[warm gull]

garbo can my calmain nickname be StinkyChungus25

[crimson junco]

why would u

whatever

[real silo]

You don't understand

[mighty zenith]

who am i to deny the truth

[real silo]

StinkyChungus25 is modern art

[warm gull]

you don't see the vision

[crimson junco]

😔

[real silo]

You should better yourself

So that you can recognize the beauty

[deft vessel]

This is certainly a knee slapper

[warm gull]

blobmonster arrival

[real silo]

Blobmonster vs borbmonster

[wheat walrus]

the monster hunter

[real silo]

yo mom'sta hunter

[wheat walrus]

by my own order

i will slay YOU

[real silo]

you probably can't even walk in heels

Your ass ain't slaying 🥀

[wheat walrus]

not the woman kind of slay doe 😔

the elder dragon kinda slay

[real silo]

And BESIDES

The TERRARIAN is YOU

[stuck spindle]

Heels are hard. >.<

[wheat walrus]

you will be the heels

[real silo]

[split mortar]

The image

[wheat walrus]

yep and therefore the terrarian is also a monster hunter

[split mortar]

Mods can i send the image

[wheat walrus]

do it

[real silo]

rods can I rend thee asunder

[untold oracle]

Lea silly

[mighty zenith]

rods

[split mortar]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1363609817704567046.gif?size=48&animated=true&name=lea_pat

[untold oracle]

HA

[warm gull]

rod of discords

[mighty zenith]

the demon who comes when you call its name

[real silo]

pod of discord

[split mortar]

When is rod of reddit

[untold oracle]

Pevourer of pods

[stuck spindle]

* Greetings.

[warm gull]

did you guys know that the "rod" in rod of discord stands for "rod of discord"

[split mortar]

Providence tomorrow

[real silo]

Wonder how well reddit is taking the news

[real silo]

Misinformation

Providence in 2 weeks

[mighty zenith]

mostly celebrating + the usual "everything i disliked was fab's fault"

[untold oracle]

Hell torture death chamber of death

[split mortar]

Providence plot in 2 weeks

[real silo]

I will put you in the smell torture chamber

[cosmic minnow]

When rp

[warm gull]

also a stupid ass meme saying "wow guys there will finally be updates because fabsol is gone"

[real silo]

Where you start to smell

[untold oracle]

Wait so did fab leaving essentially fix every beef at once

[limpid saddle]

of course

[wheat walrus]

lowkey

[split mortar]

I think???

[stuck spindle]

I was expecting more ppl to try to defend fabsol on reddit, im glad they arent...

[split mortar]

Fab dying was the great equaliser

[warm gull]

it didn't fix my beef with melon gun

[wheat walrus]

maybe not everything but it sure as hell is a lot of strain off

[mighty zenith]

the people who are are getting nuked

[wheat walrus]

truly the fatalis event

lmfao

[cosmic minnow]

Will we still get changelogs?

[cosmic minnow]

Thankfully

[mighty zenith]

i mean

fab just posted them

[limpid saddle]

But who will take the mantle?

[mighty zenith]

yuh made them

[split mortar]

Ozz

[untold oracle]

HHHUH

[warm gull]

lmao

[untold oracle]

uh

[cosmic minnow]

I hate like 85% of the Reddit cal community

[untold oracle]

Todatt!

[untold oracle]

Galllll

[split mortar]

Why are you called lea here

[cosmic minnow]

RP

please

[cosmic minnow]

CAL

[mighty zenith]

roles your play

[cosmic minnow]

plays your roles

[untold oracle]

Jane lea

[split mortar]

Play your roles

[cosmic minnow]

Guns you

[real silo]

Play your roles

[warm gull]

deltaw you're supposed to rp for kaprynsy as the village citizens did you forget...

[snow mountain]

that flashbanged me

[cosmic minnow]

Lmao

[split mortar]

This is everyone who has no context

[snow mountain]

actual heart palpitations

[real silo]

I should drop cama lore here and confuse everyone

[cosmic minnow]

Fr

[split mortar]

No uwu mouth its not markccurats

[real silo]

Palpitations....

[cosmic minnow]

Ima just link my oc doc here

[real silo]

Somehow they returned

[split mortar]

Mods name me godspawn shadow

[cosmic minnow]

For shits and giggles

[untold oracle]

I mean we got 67% of the lore writers so it’s basically canon!

[real silo]

Gotta be subtler than that

[split mortar]

Oh god the universe is sentient

[warm gull]

patrick stewart

[cosmic minnow]

Then ima drop lore on my ocs

[real silo]

I will be talking about roleplay GoS lore here

Because I'm evil

[cosmic minnow]

In context with the official cal characters

[stuck spindle]

Im new to all this its rly funny to see. I just came here to think about trans calamitas.

[warm gull]

robotgirl#8576

[cosmic minnow]

In regard to your bio, you ok

?

[snow mountain]

i am also an official proponent of cal mole people theory

it will be real

no matter the cost

[split mortar]

Fabsol stuff brought a lot of people out of sscls and activity here

[stuck spindle]

Oh, yeah, I like testing out character limits.

[warm gull]

the evil fucking confuser in question:

[real silo]

I like testing character limits in a different way

How much can my character handle

[stuck spindle]

Oh thats a good pun

[split mortar]

I will randomly drop a updated ebonia document here

[cosmic minnow]

an*

[warm gull]

its wordplay

[cosmic minnow]

It’s AN

[real silo]

like...

like rolepl

[stuck spindle]

:)

[warm gull]

atraxivoured to death

[split mortar]

Should i give context or leave people confused

[warm gull]

camarune joined atraxis soul soup

[real silo]

No....

[mighty zenith]

suffering builds character -> suffering builds character -> suffering builds character

[real silo]

yes!

suffering builds character and strong bones

[warm gull]

garbo go play roles with arix

[real silo]

essential for growth

[split mortar]

Theres 1 person here who has no context of the rp lmao

[real silo]

camarune will grow by 2 centimeters by the time ravager dies

[mighty zenith]

i will

[limpid saddle]

is it me

[split mortar]

Theres 2

[real silo]

ggg why are you clueless