#lore-discussion

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split mortar
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In the past

robust osprey
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he would absolitely try to kill sg

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sg would have been already dead if he wasn't a RAT

lunar thorn
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If he wasn't clever!

split mortar
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Aint slime god a genderfluid femboy or am i misrember somthing

crystal pendant
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yes

mighty zenith
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of course

split mortar
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Thanks lore chat

robust osprey
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isnt the femboy part uncomfirmed-yet-almost-canon

split mortar
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Lmao

lunar thorn
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Sg on the smash or pass tier list...

split mortar
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Explode

mighty zenith
split mortar
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Mods
Break their jaw

mighty zenith
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defenestration

crystal pendant
lunar thorn
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I mean... wait...

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Lore!

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How would sg get to plantera level?

mighty zenith
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assimilating slimes to become more powerful

lunar thorn
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Could he assimilate the tier 1 evil bosses in the state we fight em?

robust osprey
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cant sg just absorb astrageldon are they stupid

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smh

lunar thorn
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Goosma

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Aeroslimes

robust osprey
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isnt goozma sg in steroids

lunar thorn
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If he digests cosmolite cool-aid

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And Yharim's stash of stimulants

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Yharim's "Big-bicep pills"

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I'd wanna try going underground if sg to absorb all the treasures underground

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Sin-Archbishop of Gluttony, Slime God!

pliant ruin
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slime god absorbs yharim on his sleep and becomes supreme goozma

lunar thorn
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Yharim rolls up:
Sg pops Recall:

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Sg is successful with Queen Slime:

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Goozed and Oozed (Slime God victory timeline)

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New mod where you play as Slime God from ascension to victory absorbing stuff!

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What happens if you kill the core? I thought you could if lucky?

mighty zenith
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you cant

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he always escapes

limpid saddle
bleak crypt
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Is calamity based on a pre written story or did the devs come up with it

limpid saddle
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that kinda sounds like it would just be summoner but with ranger thrown in

limpid saddle
cloud ibex
bleak crypt
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Thanks

cloud ibex
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though it does take a lot of inspiration from other sources like the dark souls series

limpid saddle
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Though the current writers didnt come up with all of thr concepts, they are responsible for developing the original ideas beyond what the original writers thought would be cool

lunar thorn
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Yeah summon, the ranger as you get more power over time

limpid saddle
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I suppose I never saw that connection before

lunar thorn
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Can you kill Yharim if you have a portalgun portal in the abyss, then put another one under him when caught off guard? Die from abysmal pressure?

limpid saddle
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Depending on how much that Auric is doing for him he could just live it

cloud ibex
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i mean

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maybe he just sinks like a brick

split mortar
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Yharim swims through the rock

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Just punches their way out

limpid saddle
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do you think the auric rejection of the water would send him hurtling awkwardly upward & or into a wall

split mortar
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Neither
A completely neutral action

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Because a push up also pushes down due to auric on the other side

lunar thorn
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I would be funny if he just kept getting pinged around from water

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*it

frozen zodiac
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i dont think water causes auric rejection to proc wasnt it just on living beings

lunar thorn
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Yea

split mortar
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Bacteria in the water

lunar thorn
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Yharim > abysmal pressure? /\bacteria = cinema

pliant ruin
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qhat

lunar thorn
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Is yharim strong enough to survive being teleported into the abyss?

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No Chaos-state

pliant ruin
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what does strenght have to do with that

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i mean if he can like breathe

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give him a diving suit or something

languid badge
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Can he Micheal Phelps his way out

amber saffron
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Do we have some kind of lore document that is up-to-date? Haven't been keeping up with the mod in a long time

languid badge
amber saffron
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👍

lunar thorn
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@pliant ruin will abyssal pressure kill him if he's just in auric armor?

pliant ruin
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does abyssal pressure kill you if you dive down there

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theres your answer hdflr

lunar thorn
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👍

robust osprey
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beacuse air

split mortar
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yharim fucking drowns and dies asmr

lunar thorn
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New assassination plot:

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Tp to abyss

lunar thorn
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Who's thematically better to fight first? Scal or Exos?

split mortar
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Imo scal fits better as post exos
But lore wise and gameplay wise they equal

lunar thorn
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Do you exos first in game?

split mortar
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No because scal is piss easy and they arent

limpid saddle
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I did SCal first in my firsr playthrough

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It was a gripping battle, & then Exo Mechs railed me & my cousin for like 6 hours total

split mortar
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Wordingwires

limpid saddle
lunar thorn
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Velocity

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I find exo gear stronger against Scal than Scal gear against exos

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Ares Exoskeleton + exoblade

split mortar
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Tbf thats cause scal unlocks decent gear while giving enchants
And exos guve miracle gear which i think is often better

lunar thorn
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I prob need to find better weapon-to-enchant combos, but I find it hard to use some of her enchants

split mortar
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Mage and oblatory is pretty good iirc

limpid saddle
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As a summoner, yeah they were pretty rough on me

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i generally want to focus on dodging the boss not my own minions

lunar thorn
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Sepulcher

dusk laurel
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s*mmoner

lunar thorn
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I barely even know her

split mortar
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Vanillin smh

limpid saddle
dusk laurel
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thats not my point

limpid saddle
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get the routine done with I wanna see the lion jump through the hoop

lunar thorn
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I like summon b/c it is the first class I used to beat the game, it helped me focus on dodging

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The game = cal I mean

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And fun to have stuff fight for me

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Like when doing anything else outside of fighting

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Tho I'd be nice if they didn't despawn on death so I can farm attempts quicker

normal raven
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There’s mods to fix that iirc

lunar thorn
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🔥

dire sluice
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melina

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lkore

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pls

limpid saddle
dire sluice
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yews

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lore

limpid saddle
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sir this is the calamity mod discord

dire sluice
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lore discussion

limpid saddle
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yes

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Of the calamity mod's lore

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not just

dire sluice
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melina

limpid saddle
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any lore

dire sluice
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mods

dusk laurel
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yhorm the giant of the profaned capital

dire sluice
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strike this guy down

dire sluice
limpid saddle
split mortar
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That an oc or a wall of text from like dark souls

limpid saddle
dire sluice
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I gave unique melina lore

split mortar
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I will stab you all

cloud ibex
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i'd rather you Don't randomly flood the channel with elden ring lore

limpid saddle
dusk laurel
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woah woah woah

cloud ibex
limpid saddle
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this guys just asking to be executed

split mortar
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I think

pliant ruin
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hi guys

light linden
dusk laurel
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hey cheese

pliant ruin
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heres my grug caveman lore

split mortar
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Hi

dire sluice
pliant ruin
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grug was big caveman he had big rock

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big rock was his favorite rock

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one day, sabertooth tiger eat him

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the end

cloud ibex
dire sluice
cloud ibex
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especially not in the form of a wall of text like that

dire sluice
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chat

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before long

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melina will be in calamity

split mortar
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Is the calamity lore walls fine

dire sluice
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just because this mod

split mortar
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References arent canon

limpid saddle
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bluecey what the fuck are you talking about

split mortar
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Blatant ones atleast

dire sluice
cloud ibex
limpid saddle
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also is it fair to assume you basically just dumped 2 paragraphs of fan fiction in here

dire sluice
cloud ibex
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then i'm going to warn you

limpid saddle
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Because more than half of the stuff you said in that text dump has no actual backing in Elden Ring's lore

cloud ibex
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now get back to (calamity) lore discussion

split mortar
split mortar
cloud ibex
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like i said, i know you aren't stupid enough to do it in a way that's Bad

split mortar
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👍

light linden
dire sluice
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lore

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smb

split mortar
limpid saddle
dire sluice
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actually

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mods

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mod me

split mortar
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Mods snap them

limpid saddle
split mortar
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Beain fumb

robust osprey
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melee folks going to abyss to whathever reason pre provi:

dire sluice
split mortar
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I did not intend to tupe

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Typo

limpid saddle
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gun are you good

split mortar
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Normal

cloud ibex
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no

split mortar
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Im neutral

cloud ibex
dire sluice
split mortar
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Im classified as a neutral enemy

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In minecraft

robust osprey
dire sluice
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BRUH

robust osprey
dire sluice
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WTF

split mortar
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nornal

cloud ibex
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now stop posting shit that has no relation to the actual point of the channel or you're going in the crystal

light linden
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the crystal?

split mortar
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The crystal

dire sluice
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mods trippin

split mortar
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Not really

dire sluice
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that is the only lore

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I've seen

split mortar
dire sluice
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and it was deleted

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saint

dusk laurel
dire sluice
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explain

dusk laurel
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then yeah

robust osprey
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my cat should be in the lore

light linden
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I wanna see the crystal

dusk laurel
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she definitely did

split mortar
dusk laurel
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what crystal

dire sluice
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explain why it was deleted

dusk laurel
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what are you guys talking about

split mortar
cloud ibex
dire sluice
cloud ibex
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i don't really care

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😁

dire sluice
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did you read it?

split mortar
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Calamity lore as in the writing type stuff not
Hey giys 20+ devs left a few years ago

cloud ibex
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because it wasn't calamity lore it was you rambling about server "lore"

dire sluice
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you didn't read it

cloud ibex
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i did

split mortar
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And mod history

dire sluice
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you did not

split mortar
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Not lore

cloud ibex
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and, in fact, am reading it right now

robust osprey
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mods crush their skull

dire sluice
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true

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I didn't even read it

cloud ibex
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and i can double confirm that this has nothing to do with the channel topic, as the channel is intended for the in-game lore

split mortar
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So how can you disprove their actions if you know not what you say…

cloud ibex
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anyway stop arguing about this now i think

dire sluice
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I'm actually so disappointed in gpt

cloud ibex
split mortar
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:ew:

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Chat how much weed has xeroc smoked

cloud ibex
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all of it

dire sluice
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it is funny that gpt talkd about the discord lore though lamo

split mortar
cloud ibex
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xeroc has smoked every brand of zaza known to man

unborn wind
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xeroc invented weed

cloud ibex
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this is why they are included in the dream blunt rotation

dire sluice
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mods

dire sluice
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this guy is talking about smoking drugs in lore discussion

split mortar
pliant ruin
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yeah its allowed actually

split mortar
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Its not 18+

dire sluice
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ah shit I'm ripping the penjamin

pliant ruin
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ive gotten drunk in here before it aws funny

cloud ibex
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can confirm

split mortar
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Yep

dire sluice
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saint

split mortar
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Every time they drink i get banned

cloud ibex
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anyway continue lore discussioning

dire sluice
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can I post another text wall

cloud ibex
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if you want to get timed out go ahead

dire sluice
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how long

cloud ibex
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you can infer that on your own by reading the rules

split mortar
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Maybe #rules would be a good read for you idk

pliant ruin
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very unoriginal attention seeking behavior ngl

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i can do better

split mortar
dire sluice
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give me a more verbal warning so I know it's a verbal warnign

pliant ruin
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incomprehensible

cloud ibex
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brother you have already gotten a full warning

dire sluice
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i understand the gpt lore now

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shit writes itself

cloud ibex
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are you still going

split mortar
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Can we calamity lore

limpid saddle
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chat what is the nightmare calamity blunt rotation

pliant ruin
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people these days don't even try putting any effort and humour in their attention seeking they just go on social media and break community rules

split mortar
pliant ruin
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this generation is FUCKED

cloud ibex
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nightmare blunt rotation? that's hard

pliant ruin
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hive mind

split mortar
limpid saddle
split mortar
dire sluice
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lore

split mortar
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Defying reality??!

pliant ruin
limpid saddle
dire sluice
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this one works right

pliant ruin
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signus is also dream blunt rotation

split mortar
split mortar
pliant ruin
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calamity dream blunt rotation
xeroc, calamitas, signus, draedon

unborn wind
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i know yharim is in the nightmare blunt rotation i know he'd get really really scared if he ever smoked weed it would not relax him he'd be pacing around and shaking

dire sluice
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also yes I test fate who cares

cloud ibex
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the crystal it is

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strange user

split mortar
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Imo its evident they should get the crystal

pliant ruin
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the Crystal ™️

light linden
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is the crystal the muted chat?

split mortar
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Theres a muted chat?

young socket
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ah yes

pliant ruin
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there's a muted chat?

young socket
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"testing fate"

pliant ruin
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same braincell

limpid saddle
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If Yharim took weed i imagine he would completely stone wall

young socket
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also known as

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being incredibly stupid

light linden
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being a dumbass?

limpid saddle
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Like stop communicating for 3 hours

pliant ruin
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ngl guys

split mortar
dusk laurel
pliant ruin
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i think polterghast might be crazy

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like

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you're basically smoking with thousands of people at once

limpid saddle
split mortar
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Polterghast is oart of the hell rotation

unborn wind
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yharim smokes weed for the first time and sits in the corner shaking violently thousand yard stare not saying anything

pliant ruin
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polterghast by itself is a blunt rotation

split mortar
pliant ruin
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yeah a pretty awful one

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btw cheese fun fact of the day

limpid saddle
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Do you think weed would make DoG worse or better

unborn wind
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worse

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oh my god hed be like

pliant ruin
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90% of the time if someone is being annoying you completely deflate them by just not paying attention to them in the slightest and acting as if they weren't there

unborn wind
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an annoying ass pothead

pliant ruin
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this is cheese's wisdom of hte day

unborn wind
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hed be so fucking annnoying about the fact that he smokes weed

split mortar
pliant ruin
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what if i fed dog ketamine

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im the ketmaine witch

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i give the people ketamine

split mortar
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Theyd be so much worse

split mortar
wheat walrus
split mortar
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:(

limpid saddle
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If he did psychadelics he would have an ego death so hard it would wrap back around into his super-ego dominating his psyche

dusk laurel
wheat walrus
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lmao

pliant ruin
young socket
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evil gun be like: the terrarian is nobody

wheat walrus
split mortar
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Chat out annoy the trolls

unborn wind
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dog would be elitist. about smoking weed

wheat walrus
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I went from being annoyed to being annoying so quickly

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it works so well

pliant ruin
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real

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🤝

limpid saddle
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ok gn chat

wheat walrus
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gn

split mortar
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Bai

dusk laurel
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bye bye

limpid saddle
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enjoy your illicit substance discussion

pliant ruin
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gn

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im also gonna go becasue uhhh i wanna

split mortar
wheat walrus
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🔥

lunar thorn
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@split mortar bless banned 25xman 10 times

cosmic zenith
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Finally finished the pfp-name-status triad for every part of Hadean Wilds

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Parts 3 and 4 are my favorites

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Though Part 1 may be the most interesting and unique to you

lunar thorn
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Nice, Hadean Wilds update after SSO?

cosmic zenith
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Hadean Wilds is not an update

split mortar
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Eat the wilds

cosmic zenith
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And the Underworld content might arrive with SSO, depending on how much progress we have til then

split mortar
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Wilds like monster

cosmic zenith
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Don't disappoint me

split mortar
lunar thorn
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I don't want to disappoint, but now I gotta be keen

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Hinokor Brimmy?

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Queen of Brimmy city under da abyss?

young socket
dusk laurel
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i mean

lunar thorn
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Oooo

dusk laurel
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2 parts of it are literally azafure related

lunar thorn
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So redesign of other parts of underworld to make it more beautiful?

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Ish?

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The new hydrothermic armor is named Hadean right?

dusk laurel
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uhhhhhhhhhh

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i dont think its getting renamed

lunar thorn
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Really?

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Hmmm

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The wings are right?

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Or am I tweeking out

dusk laurel
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hadal mantle

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thats what its called

lunar thorn
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Oh XD

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Ok

cosmic zenith
lunar thorn
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So ur pfp, name, and status will be related to what's coming later?

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Sometime?

dark sundial
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Which one is the strongest non boss enemy lorewise?

lunar thorn
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Ir mom

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Hahaha

manic coral
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if we're counting miniboss enemies, probably close between the Eidolon Wyrms and Reaper Sharks

lunar thorn
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Pinky

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Dreadnoughtalis lore?

pliant ruin
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bestiary

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i forgot what it says but it uhhh eats evil blood moon light

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its like the same as vnailla

robust osprey
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"An enormous shelled water demon which feeds off the negative energy of a Blood Moon. Brutally responds to being pestered."

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bestiary for dreadnaut

dusk laurel
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rebeccor messag

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its really similar

sinful adder
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We should get blood moon lore

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It's important. The moon is supposed to be important

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the big bad is called the MOON lord

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Both kinds of eclipses relate to the sun which is also important

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Surely there's something special about it

pulsar ocean
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Good ALWAYS triumphs over evil

young socket
cosmic zenith
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Oh Zeratros

cunning flare
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...I just read Deerclops lore. Is it canon, to Dalamity lore, that Deerclops came from Don't Starve Together?

cloud ibex
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no

sinful adder
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No, that's only vanilla

wheat walrus
silent warren
cloud ibex
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crossover content is considered non-canon because trying to explain it in a way that fits cal's lore would be a pain in the ass

mighty zenith
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correct

sinful adder
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Deerclops isn't real, you were hallucinating in a blizzard

cosmic zenith
cosmic zenith
wheat walrus
wheat walrus
cunning flare
cloud ibex
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probably

rain thorn
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Otherwise it would probably have a lore item

cunning flare
silent warren
young socket
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it doesnt

cunning flare
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Me reading its lore item was literally what led me to asking this question

rain thorn
mighty zenith
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it literally doesnt exist

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there is no deerclops lore

silent warren
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if you remember it having one you likely were playing with this mod

cunning flare
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Yeah I should have checked what mod the lore item was from, sorry

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It didn't occur to me that a lore item not explicitly associated with The stars Above could come from a mod other than Calamity

mighty zenith
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it is weird to add lore to a mod thats just meant to be vanity stuff

cunning flare
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To be fair, that's what lore items are

dusk laurel
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lore items arent vanity tho?

dark sundial
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Who is DoG boss?

mighty zenith
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yeah but i mean
a mod deciding to add lore for calamity despite just being there for cool trophies and stuff

dark sundial
mighty zenith
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Noxus

dark sundial
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So if DoG eats auric tesla he would die or get explosive diarhea?

pulsar ocean
spare pier
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If DoG ate Auric he would die

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👍

young socket
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yea thats like eating an explosion but the explosion is constantly going off

dark sundial
pulsar ocean
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If I ate an auric bar made with yharon soul fragments would I explode

young socket
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no

lunar thorn
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If I are yharon soul fragment? What happen?

young socket
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ud prob just

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feel sick

lunar thorn
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*ate

young socket
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because u ate fucking metal

stuck shore
dark sundial
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What are the downsides of becaming a auric god besides yharim hunting you

lunar thorn
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Bodily mutation

light linden
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losing your previous physical form

rain thorn
light linden
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contributing to a genocide

cunning flare
dark sundial
light linden
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providence no longer has hands

lunar thorn
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But can throw hands

dark sundial
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And having yharon as a pet has any downside?

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Irl

lunar thorn
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Not pet

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But friend

dark sundial
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Ngl i would buy a yharon plushie

young socket
mighty zenith
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missed your chance then

spare pier
young socket
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do they know

dark sundial
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Calamity devs are sleeping in not making cal bosses plushies

manic coral
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uh

mighty zenith
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the clueless

manic coral
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boy do i have news for you

young socket
lunar thorn
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Made em

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Oh wait....

lunar thorn
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Don't tell...

dusk laurel
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does he know

lunar thorn
rain thorn
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Oh tenor gifs don't embed here

dark sundial
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I love plushies

cloud ibex
stuck shore
dark sundial
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My room is full of them

lunar thorn
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Does he know chat?

dark sundial
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Where o can buy cal plushies?

manic coral
lunar thorn
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Like a person

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B/c can think like person

manic coral
cloud ibex
dark sundial
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But if i had him as egg then waited him hatch

mighty zenith
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he would leave

lunar thorn
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He would leave

manic coral
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he would leave he has better shit to do

cloud ibex
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like more war crimes

dark sundial
lunar thorn
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You can maybe be friend, but not pet

dark sundial
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So if i was a friend

stuck shore
mighty zenith
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human bones

lunar thorn
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Gods

dark sundial
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Dragonfolly is sentient too?

cloud ibex
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sentient yes

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sapient? uhhhh i'd wager a guess no

dark sundial
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He is smart like yharon?

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Or he is dumb

spare pier
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That's "sapient"

manic coral
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sentient is being alive and aware of things. sapient is being able to comprehend your own existence and being able to form complex thoughts and feelings like humans can.

dark sundial
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And ngl yharon has one of the sickest designs

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Such a cool dragon

manic coral
dark sundial
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So a dragonfolly could be a pet

manic coral
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i mean it'd be like trying to make a bear a pet but in theory

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yes

robust osprey
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it's like trying to domesticate a lion or some shit

dark sundial
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I think easiest to get as a pet but the hardest to maintain would be a aquatic scourge

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Aquatic scourges are chill

lunar thorn
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Just use Draedon's nano plague to control dragonfolly!

mighty zenith
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itd be like owning a whale, just smaller

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i think

manic coral
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no AS is for sure relative in size to a whale

dark sundial
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Aquatic scourge is smaller than a whale?

young socket
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i can check

mighty zenith
dark sundial
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I tought that AS was way bigger than a whale

manic coral
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due to the camera beign zoomed out and stuff i think th size of some things in cal are hard to really grasp

mighty zenith
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in length definitely

manic coral
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in length it's ABSOLUTELY WAYYYYYYYY longer

dark sundial
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I feel bad everytime i kill AS he is just a chill guy

pulsar ocean
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Would dragonfolly taste like chicken

manic coral
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AS is for sure overall bigger than at least the vast majority of whales

lunar thorn
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Hmmm

spare pier
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Considering we will have an Orca for scale in the next Vanilla update...

lunar thorn
spare pier
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(Don't)

manic coral
dark sundial
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Such majestic animals

mighty zenith
manic coral
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and he's not even THAT huge comapred to other shit in risk of rain

dark sundial
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Who is worse draedon, yharim or xeroc?

mighty zenith
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scavenger bags are the size of several tents

mighty zenith
#

draedon, while doing potentially horrible things, is not malicious

sinful adder
dark sundial
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Isnt draedon a mad sientist that do bad things for the sake of his inventions?

unborn wind
dark sundial
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Amd who is the nicest guy in cal lore

mighty zenith
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me

dark sundial
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Or everyone is an asshole

young socket
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exp-rev means 41 segments
body n head r removed for ease of math so thats 39
alt body segment will be used for ease of math
alt body segment length is 49 pixels long
1 pixel is 7.62cm
39*49*7.62= 14561.82cm
real size of as is longer due to size increase + unaccounted segments

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so uhh

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yea

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shits long

sinful adder
lunar thorn
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Sea King?

sinful adder
dark sundial
#

Yharim is just the mustache guy for the gods?

sinful adder
#

No

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Yharim is like

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Uh

dark sundial
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But arent the gods evil beings that killed the dragons?

unborn wind
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lol

dark sundial
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And dragons were chill guys

dusk laurel
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not all of them

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we know for sure the dragon of flame was not a chill guy

sinful adder
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I gotta go

dark sundial
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Also if yharim consumed yharon auric soul he would be stronger or weaker than xeroc

sinful adder
dark sundial
#

Oh

young socket
spare pier
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Compare it to big ass snakes

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That's a more accurate measurement for length

cloud ibex
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everything in risk of rain is so fucking huge

lunar thorn
#

Compare it to long centipedes, that's more accurate

young socket
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well the longest snake is only 6 meters on average

lunar thorn
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How many xlarger tho?

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Times

young socket
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well the record for longest snake was 10m

dark sundial
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I think the longest sea creature i ever saw in fiction is gargantuan leviathans

lunar thorn
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Nice 🔥

dark sundial
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They never stop growing since birth

young socket
prime mauve
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ok but did you see one infinitely long

young socket
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reminder

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this is without accounting for the size increase from expert and rev, and without counting the head and body

lunar thorn
#

Si?

young socket
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so

dark sundial
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I mean even a baby gargantuan would eat me with one munch

lunar thorn
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Ahhh

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1 munch

young socket
dark sundial
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Who would be able to eat auric tesla without dying?

spare pier
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No one. It's a rock

young socket
spare pier
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Probably toxic

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Y'know what? Fuck you

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Auric is 50 times more toxic than lead

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I just came up with this

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It's canon

dark sundial
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It would be fun to add a auric drink that instant kills you

unborn wind
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lore buffs write that down

prime mauve
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I think it's a lot worse than that

spare pier
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Lmao?

prime mauve
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your entire body auric rejecting itself the moment it manages to separate the auric soul fragments from the auric metal

young socket
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they dont get auric rejection

pulsar ocean
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Would you rather eat asbestos or auric ore (yharon soul fragmented)

prime mauve
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the auric gets mad at them for eating it

unborn wind
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why doesn't yharim get auric rejection? plot hole?

prime mauve
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bc yharon

young socket
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hey rebecca whats yharons body weight, just curious

unborn wind
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why doesn't yharon get auric rejection?

pulsar ocean
unborn wind
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(i'm fucking around)

young socket
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cuz hes a yharhar

prime mauve
pulsar ocean
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If I named myself auric person kozz I wouldn't get auric rejected

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Is that how it works

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Why do auric dragons not get rejected

prime mauve
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they do, just not by auric ore

young socket
prime mauve
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they get rejected by other dragons when preparing for dragon prom

pulsar ocean
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Is zeratros a guy or a gal

spare pier
prime mauve
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see told tou

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1 yhargram

young socket
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im

pulsar ocean
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Is primordial wyrm bigger than an adult ghost leviathan

young socket
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willing to strike a deal

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i will not call you "furina" or "ecumena" for five days if you can tell me a somewhat accurate approximate of yharons weight

prime mauve
pulsar ocean
prime mauve
#

ikr

young socket
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this is so sad

spare pier
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I have no idea how heavy Yharon could be

mossy steppe
#

are dokuro's lyrics canon?

prime mauve
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should I ask chatgpt

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how heavy yharon is

pulsar ocean
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Yes

prime mauve
pulsar ocean
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Chunky

mossy steppe
#

the lore of calamity seems heavily inspired from undertale given the whole "player can canonically respawn" 4th wall break

unborn wind
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whar

mossy steppe
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well isnt it canon that the terrarian respawns

young socket
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no

spare pier
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No

prime mauve
#

new canon

spare pier
prime mauve
#

why did it start using emoji

cosmic zenith
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"Testicular Torsion" spell enjoyers when I cast "Auric Bones"

young socket
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also btw auric being 50x more toxic than lead implies it has a ld50 of around 93mg/kg

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i think

prime mauve
#

that's not quite accurate

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any auric would kill 100% of almost any population sample

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so unless the test animals are Auric Dragons

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the ld50 of auric ore is "yes"

young socket
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for all intents and purposes the test animals are either auric dragons or are attuned to an auric dragon, or the auric has been pacified with an auric dragon's soul

young socket
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as in

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this was done without oral ingestion in mind

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so it would actually be more deadly than this if u were eating it

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which begs the question

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shouldnt yharim have extreme lead poisoning

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or ig auric poisoning

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yharon would also have it

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and maybe xeroc if they were wearing that mask for a while

lunar thorn
#

Yharon give Yharim Auric-Pass for being his friend=attuned to em

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Would slime gods paladin turn against him if he tried to make one from Astral Infection, like the Hollowed one(Queen Slime)?

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Or the plague? Plague be easier?

spare pier
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Why are you talking my stupid fucking statement as truth?

lunar thorn
#

/\

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What star said

prime mauve
#

perhaps there's a reason for that

lunar thorn
#

Could sg make a aero-paladin that flies like queen slime?

young socket
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just only drop ore post deus

rain thorn
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unless that's something being changed in SSO

dusk laurel
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hymenoptera

young socket
sinful adder
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I was unable to respond because I'm at work but I want to know the exact mechanics of auric rejection

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In terms of how it acts

prime mauve
lunar thorn
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Auric Slime

prime mauve
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I had a wonderful idea

rain thorn
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dev doesn't know absolutely everything about the mod they work on smh

prime mauve
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Auric Slimy Saddle

sinful adder
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Anyways

prime mauve
sinful adder
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I suspect the most sensible way for auric to function is that any force applied to it (by a sentient being) causes that force to be sent back, multiplied, in the form of an electrically charged explosion

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So if you hit it with 1 pound of force, it hits back with like 10 pounds of force

prime mauve
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by a sentient being could include a pickaxe weilded by a sentient being

sinful adder
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Correct, and it should according to the lore

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But it doesn't I guess

prime mauve
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make yharon pickaxe a thing

lunar thorn
#

Poke it with long stick:
Dies

prime mauve
#

The yharpick

sinful adder
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Maybe it does but the piece still breaks anyways

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I'm going to assume that the player just puts a Yharon soul fragment on their pickaxe while they're on the way to mine the auric

lunar thorn
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Duck tape yharon soul fragment to pickaxe to mine the ore:

sinful adder
#

Anyways, my force explanation is consistent with the fact that you don't explode from inside by breathing in auric dust particles which I can only assume break off of the ore when you mine it and forge it

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The force of those dust particles sitting in your lungs is so small that they just vibrate angrily until you cough them out

pulsar ocean
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Why can't you sit on the auric toilet

sinful adder
#

Also, this means that auric should be able to generate infinite energy probably

lunar thorn
#

Draedon new machine!

wheat walrus
sinful adder
analog robin
# prime mauve

Yharon is feathered this is BS he would not be that dense

wheat walrus
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In theory I could make mass calculations for those bosses, in practice I'd need a 3D model that's as accurate to their shapes as can be (I can then resize it). So prolly not

analog robin
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Feathered means I’m assuming more avian anatomy

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Birds are pretty light

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A great blue heron weighs seven pounds

wheat walrus
analog robin
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Also don’t ask AI for this shit

wheat walrus
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I genuinely doubt Yharon follows the density of real birds

wheat walrus
analog robin
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AI can never truly understand anything, only give the impression it does

wheat walrus
prime mauve
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he actually just hot glued feathers on bc he liked the vibe

sinful adder
wheat walrus
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Some AIs do cite sources I think

analog robin
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It doesn’t

sinful adder
wheat walrus
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But it's kinda boring anyways js do your own research

analog robin
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Sorry that was unnecessarily hostile

wheat walrus
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cool dude lost they cool, dw

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Anyways

sinful adder
#

I do too and I can tell you that AIs can give correct answers indistinguishable from someone who knows what they are talking about sometimes, so by every measurable metric it has some level of understanding

analog robin
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Best way to understand it is the Chinese room allegory

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Basically

sinful adder
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I know about that. The same argument applies to every human you ever meet

analog robin
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There’s this guy and his job is that every day he sits in his office and they give him post-it

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Oh okay

sinful adder
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You can't prove that I know English

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It is the most likely explanation for my behavior though

lunar thorn
#

What would happen if slime god successfully created the Queen Slime as his paladin?

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Come after player for revenge for hide from player?

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*or

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*or hide

cosmic zenith
lunar thorn
#

Nice 🔥👌

cloud ibex
#

Ultra heavy knockback weapon that can deal extra damage if the target bounces off of a wall after impact and with a stealth strike that envelops the target in a glob of auric slime to give them the auric springlock treatment

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I can see the vision

sinful adder
# analog robin There’s this guy and his job is that every day he sits in his office and they gi...

One more thing: this kind of gets into the whole free will issue. We assume that something following a deterministic algorithm has no real understanding, but the only observable difference between us and a deterministic algorithm is the addition of apparently random components. If a machine can't understand something, then neither can we. The same is true of the concept of will. It's probably either unobservable and unprovable but true, or it is false. If we go solely by what is observable, the entire concept of understanding actually just comes down to belief and assumption. The best we can really do is approximate our idea of what understanding is by matching our beliefs to observable statements, and the only thing AI lacks in that regard is the ability to "know" the difference between when it is lying, telling the truth, and guessing. These three scenarios are indistinguishable without a whole lot of extra work and that work also includes assumptions.

long bloom
#

wall of text jumpscare

pliant ruin
#

damn what the fuck happened here

pulsar ocean
#

Idk

young socket
pliant ruin
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probably true

lunar thorn
#

aero-paladin

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?

pliant ruin
#

what does this mean

young socket
lunar thorn
#

slime paladin for sg. weaker than qs, but flies. Could sg do it?

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I wanna play as sg and assimulate things for power until reaching Yharim to avenge the 'good gods'

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Goozed and Oozed (Slime God victory timeline) this is gold!

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all the lore items are Yharim shit-posting to you if you play as sg, instead of Yharim talking about the lore of the boss you killed

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How far could a normal human go if trying to kill the monsters in Cal? up to tier 2 Evil bosses with a big army of people in medival armor?

spring helm
#

regular people?

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it would take a small army to kill a king slime

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probably

lunar thorn
#

yeah regular people

spring helm
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okay small army is exaggerating

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but yharim does say that slaying an Eye of Cthullu is enough to make one into a local legend

spare pier
#

I would say a party of 4 novice adventurers could take down a King Slime with massive effort

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Read "novice adventurer" as someone with very early gear, one or two combat accessories and copper/lead armor

lunar thorn
#

👌

spare pier
#

Remember that Rev is the "canon" difficulty, so

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Those people are basically always at risk of being instantly killed

spring helm
lunar thorn
#

If they killed ks, would they be more likely to survive everyday b/c Royal Gel protecting them from slimes?

spring helm
#

probably, though if they were able to take down king slime i doubt the regular slimes would have been a big threat

lunar thorn
#

the cheat skill is respawn

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They gotta keep that accessory for their clan so at least one guy is invincible to slimes

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after they die and got kids and its passed down as a sacred artifact

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It probably would be too, and its funny

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the accessory that I, but most don't use being a sacred treasure

gritty kraken
#

imagine having your ancestors somehow taking down eater of world and the treasure is just a weird scarf

lunar thorn
#

but swear it protects you even though you still take damage kekw

gaunt sluice
lunar thorn
#

summoner always saves 1 summon slot for finch staff, which trips Yharim into mage's subsuming vortex when AuricBoi is 1hp

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cinema

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is Calamity intended to by played on expert?

prime mauve
lunar thorn
#

👍

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does master just increase stats in Cal?

prime mauve
#

No

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Not in Revengeance+

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In rev+ it changes AI for some bosses, but not all yet (still unfinished)

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It's significantly harder than expert

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(unlike vanilla)

lunar thorn
#

alright, I was about to boot up a new world 🙂 👌

soft geyser
#

Who is Jared related to

prime mauve
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Jablue

pliant ruin
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biologically related atleast

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not as in like literally being family

pulsar ocean
#

History is written by the victors

analog robin
#

Why do people ship Yharim and Draedon

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I get shipping

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Good chemistry is a thing

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It ain’t really present here

pulsar ocean
#

its more of a desperation thing

analog robin
#

Desperate for a ship in Calamity mod lore?????

pulsar ocean
#

ask those who approve of the ship

analog robin
#

Also why not Permafrost

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I hear old man yaoi is very popular

pulsar ocean
#

old ig

pulsar ocean
#

😭

analog robin
#

Tumblr

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The people there love it

pulsar ocean
#

the lair of evil

pliant ruin
pliant ruin
lunar thorn
#

@analog robin cursed

faint willow
#

Not women

#

And draedon is like serving yharim right?

pliant ruin
faint willow
#

And men marry women?

#

I mean nowadays u can't tell atall

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😅

pliant ruin
faint willow
lunar thorn
#

yes

faint willow
lunar thorn
faint willow
pliant ruin
#

Also

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Pretty sure they r guys
Not women

#

the implication here is that neither of them are women
and going by your comment

split mortar
#

Gays exist

pliant ruin
#

the further implication is that if they were women they'd be able to divorce

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congrautlations

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you're the first person i've seen to imply the existence of draedon x yharim yuri

split mortar
#

Lmao

faint willow
#

Well it's all in the resume BanditHueh

pliant ruin
#

someone should make that one "why is everyone so mean to me 💔 " image but iwth yharim

#

thats literally his entire character arc

faint willow
split mortar
#

Yharim got a sick ass dragon friend i think that evens out the lava bath

pliant ruin
#

i remember that time rebecca crashed out because people kept finding completely unintentional comparisons to darth vader in yharim's character over and over again

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it was funny

split mortar
#

Lmao

faint willow
#

I mean... darth vader had a master...yharim was the master of the world...I suppose that's a difference

#

But again they both had masks and armour and a bunch of followers

pliant ruin
#

I mean i wouldn't really call Yharim master of the world, tho i suppose u could if u consider hes like, the most powerful man alive

faint willow
#

But think of this

pliant ruin
#

i mean he did manipulate her extensively while she was a literal fatherless child 😭

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and motherless...

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and ... brotherless

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and llike

#

generally family-less

analog robin
#

Orphan

pliant ruin
#

yeah but it's funnier to say it that way

faint willow
#

He had devourer of gods too

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But couldn't consume the essence of moon lord

pliant ruin
#

yharim losing literally every single ally he ever had

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except yharon

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that one stayed

faint willow
#

I got a Lil yharon rn

#

He's a dog instead

#

But more ferocious

#

But when ya think

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Dog

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Devourer was tough

#

How did a Lil Terraria guy kill him?

#

And draedon

#

Is no matter what

#

My fav after yharim

#

But rly yharim was eitherways planning to kill off most of his allies Right?

pliant ruin
#

no

#

why would he do that

#

hes like actively depressed because they all left him and his goal was made unreachable

faint willow
#

Oh

faint willow
limpid saddle
#

he was never allies with slime god

split mortar
split mortar
limpid saddle
#

He wanted to kill all Gods

#

He never once allied with a God

faint willow
limpid saddle
split mortar
limpid saddle
#

Just to kill every God

faint willow
#

To prove his power or smthing.

split mortar
#

They denied becoming a god before the crusade started

faint willow
#

?

split mortar
#

No its cause yharim views all gods as evil

#

And worthy of death

limpid saddle
#

Because he thinks the Gods are ontologically evil for the act of consuming a Dragon's Auric Soul to become Gods

split mortar
#

No matter how good they are

faint willow
#

So that's why he teamed up with devourer

#

To help in his battlea

limpid saddle
#

To clear this up DoG isn't a God

#

he's a guy who eats Gods

split mortar
faint willow
#

Ic now

shrewd stream
split mortar
#

Yharims also racist against lihzahrds

faint willow
#

So when defeated dog vacums all that left of a god and ban the god is over

split mortar
#

Yeah

#

Disposing of a gods essence is valuable cause
Look at crimson/corruption/hallowed for what happens when its not

shrewd stream
#

Or the abyss too

split mortar
#

Moonlord isnt a god

shrewd stream
#

What?

faint willow
split mortar
#

It is…

faint willow
#

Why lord?

shrewd stream
faint willow
#

Whyvis he "lord"

split mortar
#

Because thats what some people named them

split mortar
limpid saddle
#

kind of his domain at this point

faint willow
#

Silva was the guy who kicked out anahita and the leviathan right?

faint willow
#

Is he cthulu?

limpid saddle
faint willow
limpid saddle