#lore-discussion

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pulsar ocean
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Stand ready for my arrival wyrm

deft vessel
robust osprey
mighty zenith
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no

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its a ROBOT thats the POINT

robust osprey
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that's astrum viridis

hoary berry
pulsar ocean
real silo
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green because it's STINKY

magic epoch
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I'm purple

mighty zenith
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im invi

hoary berry
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are you sure

magic epoch
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why can i s

pulsar ocean
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I'm powerplex

real silo
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power?

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But I barely kn

pulsar ocean
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Bury the light deep withiiin

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I need more power

real silo
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polterghast if it lifts:

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powerghast

magic epoch
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true!

real silo
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is polterghast related to happy ghast

mighty zenith
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pooperghast

real silo
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shut up garbo

magic epoch
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what the fuck is happy ghast

real silo
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this guy hasn't seen happy ghast

magic epoch
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no i havent

hoary berry
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what is happy ghast

magic epoch
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maybe that's why imderpressed

real silo
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how do you survive without happy ghast

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look it up NOW

pulsar ocean
hoary berry
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water

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yum

magic epoch
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oh the.iminecraft one

hoary berry
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um i had something writing-related to share but idr what it was

pulsar ocean
magic epoch
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g

dusk laurel
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ghastlings

mighty zenith
magic epoch
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i am wing g

robust osprey
reef wigeon
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S U P R E M E D A R K N E S S

reef wigeon
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I believe in CLAMITAS SUPREME CLAM SUPREMACY

split mortar
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Lorous

stoic gulch
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It’s the god of space what are you gonna do about it

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And also

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Give me

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Hmmm

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19 more bans

robust osprey
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you need to justify those bans

stoic gulch
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Uhhh

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Fuck

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I said fuck

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Give me

robust osprey
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@ mods ban him 38 times

stoic gulch
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Ya

pulsar ocean
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loreous

reef wigeon
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Can I make Goozma canon if I am Goozma in Calamity?

pulsar ocean
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no

reef wigeon
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Aren't Terrarian headcannons supposed to be canon for each player?

young socket
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no i got rid of that when i made every terrarian tsuki

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(aka me)

pulsar ocean
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no shut up mine terrarian lore is canon i spare yharim, team up with noxus and we 3 go gang up on xeroc

reef wigeon
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When Yharim and Noxus and Xeroc come out

limpid saddle
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My canon terrarian lore is that the terrarian is canonically an evil as shit necromancer who develops as a person throught their journey & kills Yharim but feels bad about it

pulsar ocean
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yharim is a heartless murderer

limpid saddle
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he's a murderer with heart

split mortar
unborn wind
pulsar ocean
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ok 10 yharims is enough to beat xeroc
yharim is 1 yharim
noxus is like maybe 4 yharims idk
i hard carry i count as 6 yharims and we no diff xeroc

split mortar
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40 yharims with perfect coordination could win

Like 3 yharim beat noxus

pulsar ocean
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oh it was 40 yharims?

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that makes things difficult

split mortar
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Unmatched power of the sun is indeed unmatched in calamity

split mortar
pulsar ocean
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what if i also team up with jared cuz he hates primordial light

split mortar
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Jared counts as 0.95 yharims or something

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Yharim above jared

pulsar ocean
limpid saddle
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aw man how cool would it be if Yharim's minion drop was a little squadron of yharim's troops

noble niche
limpid saddle
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& the more slots you put into it the better their gear gets

noble niche
noble niche
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Like does he drop his beesona as a summon?

pulsar ocean
limpid saddle
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or destroy the sun

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given the sun is formless energy not a celestial body

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It'd just

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go through it

split mortar
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Draedon also infact cant grow faster then xeroc

noble niche
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The sun is made out of mana canonically so maybe it'll just make the sun stronger

limpid saddle
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that'd be neat

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Like the sun goes all eldritch & starts growing like a plant

pulsar ocean
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okay okay so in my headcanon i install cheat sheet, me and the gang face xeroc, i press kill all unfriendly enemies button and no diff

noble niche
noble niche
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My headcanon is I just tell xeroc that their "mother is so fat that the dragon of gluttony had to tell her to hold back a bit" and the emotional damage will kill em

split mortar
noble niche
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Does xeroc go to stand up courses?

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I feel like yo mama jokes are the bridge from immortals to mortals

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"I have trained in the art of combat for untold centuries you mere mortal cannot hope to face me!"
" yeah but ur mom"

limpid saddle
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though he could've spent those 800 years watching re-runs of seinfeld

pulsar ocean
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what did he even do besides cranking down the sun

limpid saddle
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Primordial Light cant just erase evil

pulsar ocean
limpid saddle
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Otherwise the evil biomes would shrink constantly during the day

limpid saddle
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& Xeroc isnt out to destroy his own planet

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Though if you want to know what he's been doing, he's basically spent 800 years doing push-ups & staying in a staring contest with space to make sure no Fovos-esque creatures show up

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so basically jack shit

dusk laurel
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meow

hoary berry
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mrrow

pulsar ocean
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would xeroc like the minecraft movie

keen oyster
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what is the sepublcher

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yuhyuh

pulsar ocean
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of metastasis

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the summon

limpid saddle
# keen oyster what is the sepublcher

a horrible creature made of the congealed flesh & bone of probably like 32 people made by Calamitas to mock the Devourer Of Gods & scare him by implying his gluttony would lead him to becoming a similarly wretched creature

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& one would imagine it probably worked

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I mean if somebody stitched together a fauxsimille of me out of like 17 half-rotten corpses & planted it outside of my house i'd be profoundly disturbed

keen oyster
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i thought dog was like mega arrogant

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i didnt think hed be scared like ever

limpid saddle
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He puts on a tough face but his last words are that face quite literally collapsing

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i mean the post-boss theme is called 'euology for the ego' for a reason

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In-fact having a massive ego usually makes that self-assurance more fragile & easily shattered

pliant ruin
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Yeah devourer is extremely arrogant but he's also kind of a pathethic coward once you break that facade by

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well

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being stronger than him

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i've said this before for 98% of the world's population the devourer is absolutely horrifying

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but if you're the 2% that's stronger than him he's just kind of pathethic

mighty zenith
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yeah no for a regular human literally every boss would be terrifying

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like, for anahita

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the average person wouldn't even get to see levi

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they would just get skewered or very violently drowned

lucid tundra
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why do we even kill some of the bosses?

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is all bosses are bad

split mortar
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You decide why they do

lucid tundra
split mortar
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Thats valid

pliant ruin
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also most of the bosses are like very easy to get valid reasons for you to fight

split mortar
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Or being providence

lucid tundra
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also why terrarian doesnt sucks up yharons soul wouldnt it make him a god

pliant ruin
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like half of them are beings that realistically would attack you unprovoked, such as desert scourge or dragonfolly which are just predatory animals, and the other half is mostly just fucking evil

pliant ruin
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How do you Suck Up A Soul

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yeah that's the problem, nobody knows how to, the ritual to do so is long forgotten

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yharim knows but bro isn't telling you

lucid tundra
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ohhhhhh

split mortar
lucid tundra
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thx

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last question why dont we kill calamitas didnt she litteraly dried up a whole sea

pliant ruin
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because the devs don't want to give the player a moral choice beetween forgiving cal or not in a terraria mod

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and like she kinda did that while she was a child soldier who was being actively manipulated by a fascist genocidal maniac

mighty zenith
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what if you could choose to kill or spare calamitas but then she was surrounded by a circle of pellets and flowey showed up and turned the game off

pliant ruin
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and now she very much kinda massively regrets it and is depressed because of it

pliant ruin
mighty zenith
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nameless flowey

lucid tundra
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YOU İDİOT FİNNALY İ HAVE THE COPPER SWORD

spare pier
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All Exhumes

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And Enchantments

mighty zenith
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just make her show up as a force ghost clueless

pliant ruin
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so true bestie

wheat walrus
dusk laurel
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rentless deity

wheat walrus
dusk laurel
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sorry i wasnt talking about the catt

wheat walrus
dusk laurel
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😨

lucid tundra
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WHERE İS HE

split mortar
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Soloing calamity

wheat walrus
lucid tundra
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😰

split mortar
wheat walrus
split mortar
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Mods kill omni for meme image

wheat walrus
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was gonna post another reaction,,,

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however

cloud ibex
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lore discussion

wheat walrus
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:3

split mortar
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:3

spring helm
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what is purification powder

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and why does it delete crimson, corruption and hallow

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and also astral

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wtf is in it

gaunt sluice
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purification powder aint work on hallow

split mortar
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Vile powder is needed for that

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I think

gaunt sluice
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wait that's what youre supposed to do

spring helm
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wait really?

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huh

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why did i think that

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well i guess the vile powder thing makes sense

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they cancel out

pulsar ocean
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Calamitous

spring helm
robust osprey
# spring helm what is purification powder

my headcanon is that purification powder was made by silva at the start of crusade when the evil biomes appeared so they don't spread, and then it eventually got to the dryad's hands

trim peak
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Y’all is Thanatos stronger than DoG

spring helm
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the exo mechs are as strong as calamitas when working together

robust osprey
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now take out 3 mechs from it

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and only the wormy is left

split mortar
spring helm
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i think DoG would win in a fight but struggle a lot because of how durable Thanatos is

trim peak
spring helm
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meanwhile Thanatos can hurt DoG, but isn't fast enough to reliably damage it

split mortar
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All four would wreck dog lmao

spring helm
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i think Thanatos and Ares together could do it

gritty kraken
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are we talking about current in game DoG or the new giant one here

trim peak
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Yyyup Draedon’s just him

split mortar
trim peak
spring helm
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yeah DoG isn't going to get stronger with the resprite

pulsar ocean
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Dog would get no diffed without his armor

spring helm
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it just gets more Aura™️

split mortar
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Its not moving up in progression so why would it be stronger

spring helm
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thickness

pulsar ocean
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How do you ram dash through new dog

limpid saddle
spring helm
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with gumption

split mortar
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That doesnt change its canonical power, it changes how said power is done but both new and old dog would get beat by yharon same difficulty

pulsar ocean
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What if dog was wearing auric tesla

limpid saddle
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but what if he just eats yharon whole

gritty kraken
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I dunno man that’s one thing I don’t like about new DoG like how a I supposed to believe this guy isn’t stronger than the next 3 bosses when he’s that wide

limpid saddle
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what is he gonna do then, huh

trim peak
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Bit of a hot take. New sprite is gorgeous but I honestly think his current proportions are adequate and fine as they are. Maybe bigger DoG is more accurate in canon, but his current size just blends with everything else better

gritty kraken
limpid saddle
robust osprey
prime mauve
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Dog but he's wearing gem tech

pulsar ocean
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Yharon no diffs

split mortar
spring helm
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i love comically oversized DoG though

pulsar ocean
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What if dog was wearing demonshade

split mortar
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I like dog since it looks like something that would devour gods easier

split mortar
trim peak
spring helm
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because like

imagine being a regular person, not some freak of nature like the Terrarian or other end-game bosses

you see the Devourer of Gods and it is a fucking metal tube the size of a skyscraper

limpid saddle
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I dont like the new DoG redesign because it fucks with my 'evil vizier' headcanon where when he made appearences in Yharim's court he curled himself around the rafters & lowered his head to be at Yharim's side so he could tell him 'dude dont even worry about that dungeon thing you got jumped like 3 days ago, you need to go destress & kill more gods with me'

trim peak
pulsar ocean
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I think dog would no diff yharon if he was wearing omega blue

trim peak
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What is

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“omega blue”?

limpid saddle
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its blue but more

pulsar ocean
spring helm
limpid saddle
split mortar
spring helm
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glass cannon one i think

split mortar
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Post polter glass canon set

trim peak
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Ah. Right

spring helm
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like demonshade but a lower tier

pulsar ocean
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Yes right imagine dog with giant tentacles

trim peak
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Yeah it’s stuff like that why this channel exists because Calamity lore isn’t the most intuitive in my experience, so I appreciate the clarification

split mortar
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👍

split mortar
pulsar ocean
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Does it include gorthus

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And yhorm

spring helm
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calamitas' real name is Ira Sanguinos

pulsar ocean
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And nomon

split mortar
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They arent in game

split mortar
pulsar ocean
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Are they gonna rework abyss after sso

young socket
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its alr getting changes

split mortar
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For sso i think

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Fabsol confirmed it

pulsar ocean
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Is Jared still gonna be an oversized dungeon guardian

split mortar
young socket
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mainly armour

split mortar
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There are plans to make jared a proper fight

gritty kraken
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Might be wrong tho idk

split mortar
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The head segment rivals provi in size iirc

limpid saddle
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jesus christ thats so unnecessary

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He's gonna seem 24 times as lumbering & stupid as before

gritty kraken
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Small screen users in the question

dusk laurel
split mortar
dusk laurel
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no dev likes the current state either

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jared is part of the club of bosses that fab has said he wants to see reworked

limpid saddle
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you cannot imagine dog in any physical space anymore without the mental image being really stupid

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hes so wide that if you looked him straight on you couldnt even see any of his eyes

dusk laurel
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im not saying the design is good, ive voiced my concerns on the design enough times already

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i just dont think a headcanon being ruined is a good critique

cloud ibex
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does it need to be a "critique"

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can just be, like,

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a minor inconvenience

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the Aerie being indestructible fucks up my old headcanon of Yharim's fight beginning with him punting you through a cave wall and you flying out the other end but i wouldn't really call that a critique

dusk laurel
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true

limpid saddle
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Yeah this isnt an insult to the design just how it impacts my way of thinking about how DoG would exist in the world

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Y'know it's mildly infuriating that doesnt not make the resprite a glorious accomplishment involving many grueling man hours

dusk laurel
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what

limpid saddle
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i am at no obligation to alter my wording or elaborate

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good night lore chat

cloud ibex
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hard to argue with that

dusk laurel
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real tbh

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that said im not so sure about this "glorious accomplishment" part

wheat walrus
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irl, size is not even the one deciding factors as creatures can still have adaptations to outdo size differences

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in fiction, even less so

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who cares if you're the size of a mountain if I can just nuke you with the unmatched fury of hell

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bru

robust osprey
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random bug can oneshot human

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smh

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with the help of a dot

dusk laurel
pulsar ocean
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Imagine dog pulling up to yhargang and yharim just sees a big ass mouth

long bloom
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*may be slightly off

split mortar
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LMAO

tall delta
manic coral
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people thought i was exagurrating the first time i mentioned "yeah he could maybe swallow providence whole"

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at bare minimum

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if not whole

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clamp down his teeth once

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and THEN swallow

young socket
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yea that was funny

tall delta
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yeah but he definetly cant devour providence in one bite

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the lies of mandibles

long bloom
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does the slime god have an actual name like silva or otonilou

young socket
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not that we know of currently

split mortar
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We dunno their name

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But we know theyre a genderfluid femboy

long bloom
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based

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also what's the name of the sea god again i forgor

dusk laurel
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tyrian

long bloom
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ty

long bloom
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and last question what's yharon the dragon of

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i'm assuming fire but idk

dusk laurel
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read his name

long bloom
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!wiki yharon

pliant islandBOT
long bloom
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i may be stupid

spare pier
spring helm
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wait what

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reb when did you leave the server

spare pier
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Bro I left the server like

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Half of March

spring helm
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oh

pliant ruin
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hi ecumena

young socket
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i think you mean furina

spare pier
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I'm going to annihilate all of you

cosmic zenith
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I endorse this

vale flume
patent tiger
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there's a lore item saying why we kill the cultists, right?

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like something says we spawn moon lord on purpose to catch yharim's attention or sometjing?

abstract gyro
patent tiger
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well tbf DoG is much bigger than provi than that snake is to the egg

tulip spear
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How many years did the Yharim's war last?

dusk laurel
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around a century

tulip spear
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Thank

patent tiger
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guys why do we kill lunatic cultist

young socket
patent tiger
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ah

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i knew i heard it somewhre

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guys this has got to have some lore implications

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wha

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he also says he's gonna feed the angler to the silly crocodile dudes

patent tiger
young socket
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help dialogue

patent tiger
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ohhhh

young socket
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all important amidias stuff is in help dialogue instead

frigid sage
patent tiger
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i know

long bloom
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providence is the goddess of purity right

dusk laurel
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shes the presumed goddess of ash

long bloom
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oki

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that's kinda dumb

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but i'll take it

dusk laurel
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shes not really about purity

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her whole thing is basically

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"people shouldnt suffer, so they should suffer now instead of later"

ionic harness
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Ash

graceful fog
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Where can i read the CANON lore of the mod?

dusk laurel
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the pinned document has all of the lore thats currently in the game

graceful fog
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Thank you so much

dusk laurel
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no problemo

spring helm
ionic harness
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Braelor likes ants

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Oh I thought you were just listing canon lore facts.

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Nvm

glacial rampart
pliant ruin
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since yeah as funny as it is it's really out of character for guy to just Kill a Child

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plus im p sure

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golden fishing rod thing is getting removed

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so it might just be removed actually nvm

spring helm
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The liberal agenda

high lynx
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Actually no i used it recently and it wasnt even worth it bc it wastes so much bait

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Fishes too fast

long bloom
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so about the god that the lihzahrds worshipped:
° golem has a lot of sun imagery

° but xeroc is essentially the sun god (primordial light)

°and it was a god, not a dragon so it wasn't zeratros

so what was it the god of if not the sun? was it actually xeroc?

mighty zenith
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perhaps

frank basalt
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What dragon did the torch god kill?

long bloom
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lmao

mighty zenith
ionic laurel
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I suppose if it is a good it would make sense why it survived the crusade since it's so elusive (you never even see it). as for dragon, I guess dragon of luck would make most sense?

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*obvs not actual lore I just made that up

limpid saddle
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I dont know how luck gets you to torches

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All the domains of Gods are directly connected to the domain of the Auric Dragon before them (cough cough Aftermath cough coufh)

hoary berry
limpid saddle
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if he is real he's probably the God of Carbon Monoxide Poisoning anyway

visual kiln
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return

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hello lore discussion

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i have decided i migth become active again

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tremble in fear

shut basalt
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Okey (P)

visual kiln
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p

visual kiln
hoary berry
mighty zenith
visual kiln
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wtf okayy

tropic oak
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yharmy

split mortar
limpid saddle
pulsar ocean
long bloom
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in current lore did dog still nom deus

dusk laurel
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noep

long bloom
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man

split mortar
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Deus is a peaceful space worm child animal thing

long bloom
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also where's eye of chltluhu from

split mortar
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Its a giant monster made by the prehardmode evils iirc

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So crimson and corruption

long bloom
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every time yharim causes a boss to exist take a shot (dead in 26 seconds)

split mortar
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2 bosses prehardmode dont exist due to yharim i think?

mighty zenith
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surprisingly not that many are directly his fault

split mortar
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Queen bee and skeletron

long bloom
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and king slime

mighty zenith
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counting the people he employed though? yeah almost every boss

split mortar
long bloom
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unless i'm wrong about something

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i probably am

pulsar ocean
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jhnzui AQSM

split mortar
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Deus
Provi
Guardians
Folly
Storm weaver
Ceaseless void
Signus
Slime god
Plantera
Lunatic cultist
Moonlord
Exos???
Jared

long bloom
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slime god absorbed corruption/crimson

draedon built exos with experience from the crusade

sentinels are from yharim's employee worm

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also you missed golem

split mortar
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Sentinels are unrelated to dog thats old lore

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Ceaseless is too strong for dog to make

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Signus outranks dog

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Weaver is unrelated to dogs species

long bloom
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the hell

split mortar
long bloom
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what are they doing then

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why are they there

cloud ibex
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we don't know

long bloom
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amazing

pulsar ocean
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delete storm weaver

cloud ibex
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the distortion in general is one of the biggest mysteries in the mod rn

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especially noxus

split mortar
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Weaver is a super apex predator that ended up here and ruins the ecosystem of the atmosphere

long bloom
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from distortion?

split mortar
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Ceaseless might be fucking with souls across the planet/continent

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Signus wants to make deals and steal limbs or something

pulsar ocean
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signus pmo

split mortar
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Where dog, noxus, signus and storm weaver are from

long bloom
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yeah

is that where weaver is from

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ok

pulsar ocean
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does noxus just not gaf about whats happening in his dimension

long bloom
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doesn't he kinda rule it or smth

robust osprey
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noxus controls a big chunk of it

cloud ibex
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nobody knows what the fuck noxus' deal is

split mortar
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But

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We dunno

robust osprey
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maybe eats god essence beacuse ???

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they're yummy I guess

pulsar ocean
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what if his tastes are delicate

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and he likes god essence

cloud ibex
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all we know is that, through relation to the other four distortion rat bastards, noxus is at the very least bad vibes

long bloom
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also if weaver isn't the same as dog anymore how did it get to terraria

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can it just also open portals

split mortar
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Its older then dog

long bloom
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weaver trapped in the dungeon not knowing how to get out

pulsar ocean
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two gay men entered the distortion and noxus doesnt even offer them tea

long bloom
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smh

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so statis was in there at some point but escaped?

split mortar
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Yeah

long bloom
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ok

split mortar
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Signus took half their limbs for escape

robust osprey
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made a deal with sigma

pulsar ocean
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sigmus

long bloom
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little snack

robust osprey
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now he's sad beacuse he escaped alone without braelor

pulsar ocean
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why doesnt statis just jump in ceaseless void to get back into the distortion to save his bf

pliant ruin
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signus is my goat

split mortar
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And statis may not know if cv

pliant ruin
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you cant jump in ceaseless until the terrarian comes and breaks the seals

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and yeah maybe he just dont know too

long bloom
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so if the sentinels are off doing their own thing why do their drops craft the cosmic worm

robust osprey
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you're technically not fighting cv itself you're fighting a really advanced security system

split mortar
long bloom
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heck

split mortar
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Hence why signus is still called the envoy if the devourer

robust osprey
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yeah

pulsar ocean
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what is sigmus's job what does he do for the distortion

split mortar
pulsar ocean
#

i dont think noxus eats limbs

robust osprey
long bloom
#

the sentinels were cool why did they ruin it

robust osprey
#

I take the snail

robust osprey
#

minding his own bussiness

pliant ruin
#

ruin

#

do not diss signus

#

do not diss him hes a thousand times cooler now

#

from a little fuckboy that works for a worm to the GLORIOUS KING SIGNUS THE DEVIL OF THE DISTORTION

pulsar ocean
#

gorthus and signus should kiss

robust osprey
#

peak writting

split mortar
#

Hey guys its me the devil from the bible

long bloom
robust osprey
pliant ruin
long bloom
#

i'll just invent something that replaces them in my head

split mortar
split mortar
robust osprey
#

egoistical fucker

pulsar ocean
#

how did dog convince draedon to put jewelry on his armor

split mortar
robust osprey
#

"bro please it will look SO cool"

"ok"

pliant ruin
#

dog has always been kinda pathethic ngl

long bloom
#

"yo dude these are totally power crystals or something definitely not just cosmetic"

cloud ibex
#

ecosystem ruining rat bastard, faustian rat bastard, probably not sentient enough to be considered a rat bastard and Super Dickhead Omega Ultra Shitlord Asshole Rat Bastard Supreme

long bloom
#

real and true

pliant ruin
#

Super Dickhead Omega Ultra Shitlord Asshole Rat Bastard Supreme is very accurate

split mortar
#

Dog is a egotistical fuck who can back up what they say
Until you rival them
Then they become pathetic

pulsar ocean
#

is dog still gonna drop cosmilite post distortion update when we can mine it

split mortar
#

Prob not

long bloom
#

definitely not

split mortar
#

It might also be a liquid instead of a ore

robust osprey
#

(if they can code that)

long bloom
#

terraria's engine might implode

cloud ibex
#

entirely plausible

pulsar ocean
cloud ibex
#

even the vanilla devs could barely wrangle the code to squeeze shimmer in there i think

pulsar ocean
#

sorry

pliant ruin
#

its ok guys ill add liquid cosmilite to reign of yharim except i wont

split mortar
#

The devs have said itd be a liquid if possible

long bloom
split mortar
#

I think

long bloom
cloud ibex
#

i'd believe it

pulsar ocean
#

i dont wanna craft 500 buckets for the cosmilite water

cloud ibex
#

i could imagine like

pliant ruin
#

turns you into a pleef

cloud ibex
#

throwing endothermic energy into the cosmolite juice to make it solidify into chunks of solid cosmolite to be processed further

long bloom
#

can you drink cosmilite

pulsar ocean
long bloom
#

what does it taste like

cloud ibex
#

only once

pliant ruin
#

pleef

cloud ibex
#

prion disease

long bloom
#

i think space lacroix

pulsar ocean
#

why does everything in calamity mod kill you when you eat it

cloud ibex
#

many things irl kill you when you eat it and that's just like

#

chemistry

split mortar
#

Eating random things in nature irl also just kill you

cloud ibex
#

and physics

pulsar ocean
#

i cant even eat miracle matter cuz itd explode me

cloud ibex
#

throw magic into the mix and you're bound to get a lot of shit you can only eat once

long bloom
split mortar
cloud ibex
#

ok true

pliant ruin
#

hey you CAN eat cnidrion

#

how hungry 🐴

pulsar ocean
#

hes probably not tasty cuz he looks dehydrated

long bloom
#

mm diseased shrimp

cloud ibex
#

have you heard of beef jerky

split mortar
#

You cut open cnidrions flesh
Sand grains in it

pliant ruin
#

hes not gonna be dry in sso...

#

he is being hydrated

mighty zenith
#

i ate those food

pulsar ocean
#

how do i eat storm weaver

long bloom
#

carefully

cloud ibex
split mortar
#

Boss taste discussion

pulsar ocean
#

people told me primordial wyrm wouldnt be tasty cuz of pressure and some other made up bs

mighty zenith
pliant ruin
#

ew

#

nasty ass

dusk laurel
#

yeah youll freeze cosmilite

pulsar ocean
#

cant believe i have to farm more endothermic energy

dusk laurel
#

i love and hate the name cosmilite

pulsar ocean
#

yhar bars

pliant ruin
#

its -lite because it is a mineral and cosmi because it is cosmic

#

very true

pulsar ocean
#

you know tiktok lite

pliant ruin
#

no i didnt know that existed until you mentioned it

#

makes sense though

pulsar ocean
#

the more you know

dusk laurel
#

hell torture

pulsar ocean
#

tax collector

mighty zenith
cloud ibex
#

dont do it garfielf, that's our pet dog odie

mighty zenith
#

youre going into orbit. you stupid mutt

pulsar ocean
#

garfield are you /srs

dusk laurel
#

garfilth

mighty zenith
#

||that video has lived in my head rent free for 12 years||

cloud ibex
#

𝓰𝓪𝓻𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓯𝓪𝓽 𝓬𝓪𝓽

pulsar ocean
#

grffkielf

cloud ibex
#

i wonder what azafurians' thoughts on the afterlife were

mighty zenith
#

hell²

cloud ibex
#

since they already live underground, would they believe that good people go to the surface after they die

pulsar ocean
#

an eternal air conditioner

cloud ibex
#

or would it be a discworld dwarf type thing where their equivalent of heaven is even further down and "hell" would be up

pulsar ocean
#

what is the appeal of drinking your coffee black

#

its just not tasty

hoary berry
#

this is obviously 100% headcanon territory, but
i like to imagine that they didn’t believe in an afterlife, but instead thought that, upon death, their souls would be consumed by brimmy’s flames and used as fuel to hasten her reawakening
in my head azafure was very materialist (not in the sense of obsessing over money and material pleasure, but more so that they don’t believe in spirituality… beyond what is directly provable about souls, obviously) and their replacement for an afterlife just being a productive end that, in a sense, fuels development is fitting to me

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although it also does feel like quite a reductive headcanon given that it moulds azafure’s beliefs around industry when it is entirely possible to be simultaneously industrial and spiritual

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so i’m not even sure i do actually like it

#

it’s just stuck in my head regardless

reef wigeon
#

Good morning, I woke up a while ago

split mortar
#

The walls

#

The five or four walls

reef wigeon
#

Za Hando Za Warudo

split mortar
#

The walls

#

The walls

#

The walls

reef wigeon
#

erases the space around him to teleport

split mortar
#

The walls

#

The walls

#

The walls

untold oracle
#

The walls

#

Where is it said btw that we just clean deus instead of killing it or smth smth

pulsar ocean
#

no walls

#

cosmic zenith
quasi epoch
#

Guys

#

Who is the one delivering all the pets

#

what is the cat delivery service

hoary berry
#

yharim’s part-time job

#

gotta buy those protein shakes somehow

pulsar ocean
#

rent in the aerie aint cheap nowadays

lucid tundra
#

could all millitary on earth beat calamity?

#

if not which boss would be our end

languid badge
#

We could beat up to like noxus but we’d probably kill ourselves with bombs before getting any further

split mortar
split mortar
vernal surge
lapis shale
split mortar
#

Its in draetalk

#

When you ask about the astral iirc

lapis shale
#

found it thanks

cosmic zenith
#

Thank you!

wheat walrus
#

"calamity is city level" doesn't mean they lose against the military, whose absolute strongest weapons are city level but are much harder to use and end up in mutual destruction, and they're otherwise scaling way lower whereas calamity has some outliers to go way higher than that

split mortar
#

Isnt it possible that a tsar bomba or some other ridiculously strong nukes are needed for just doing one good hit against like idk yharim

mighty zenith
#

people love saying "but nukes tho" like the military can just toss like 5 nukes and win (they won't win they'll blow up the fucking planet)

wheat walrus
wheat walrus
#

but the nuke argument is insanely overrated

mighty zenith
#

im exaggerating but the casualties would be insane anyway

split mortar
#

Scals low end was about half a tsar a second wasnt it

gritty kraken
wheat walrus
# wheat walrus but the nuke argument is insanely overrated

the average nuke is large town level, even simple storm creation from storm weaver surpasses that, the strongest nukes can get to higher ends of city level, that's when you have the heavy hitters like Calamitas in, who can basically do what those nukes do but at will and more easily

#

even still

#

this is acting as if nukes weren't an absolute last resort

#

that also ends up in mutual destruction

sleek halo
#

The main thing is also

#

if u send a nuke at them

#

I mean like

#

The can probably get out of

#

instant kill range

#

before it explodes

wheat walrus
#

yea that too

split mortar
#

Would a nuke even be able to instakill some of the heavy hitters

sleek halo
#

Like some of these dudes (Xeroc) absolutely can

#

teleport

wheat walrus
#

Noxus is debatable ig

#

Fovos and Xeroc tho

#

bru

sleek halo
#

idk the main thing also about military shit is

#

they’d be subject to the whims of leaders

#

so getting shit done

#

would take forever

#

it’s not automated process

sleek halo
#

none would know what these people are capable of

#

like the exo mechs

#

they’d probably assume they’d run out of energy or something

split mortar
sleek halo
#

because they’re clearly mechanical

sleek halo
#

and never seem to stop fighting

#

so no time to refill

#

unfortunately

#

infinite battery

wheat walrus
#

honestly if you gave knowledge to both sides equally

gritty kraken
wheat walrus
#

all it takes is someone to go around and kill all the world leaders tbh

sleek halo
#

yeah

#

also like

wheat walrus
#

first time I can say that DoG solos 🔥

sleek halo
#

i mean

#

yeah

#

wtf are they gonna do to

#

DoG or providence

#

who at a moments notice

#

can just leave a fight

#

and chill

#

and then reappear randomly

split mortar
#

Providence also has the benefit of uh
Appearing randomly nuking the place and vanishing

#

Like

lucid tundra
split mortar
#

They calced

sleek halo
#

Calamity is

#

like

#

at best

wheat walrus
sleek halo
#

country for the absolute strongest character

split mortar
#

And omni eho did the calculations

sleek halo
#

and even then

wheat walrus
#

and then my calcs kinda just proved it lowk

sleek halo
#

probably not

wheat walrus
sleek halo
#

yeah

lucid tundra
#

whats a calc i just joined the stream

wheat walrus
#

calc = calculation

split mortar
wheat walrus
#

among powerscalers' favorite meals

#

🔥

wheat walrus
split mortar
#

That seems very 1 shotting a city to me

lucid tundra
wheat walrus
split mortar
wheat walrus
#

😭

split mortar
#

Do they seem strong to you?

wheat walrus
#

actual ptsd from that arg

gritty kraken
mighty zenith
#

gods aren't exclusively omnipotent

stoic gulch
#

Please

wheat walrus
#

rq the point is that the term "god" is completely irrelevant for tiering system powerscaling unless something is said about what said gods do

mighty zenith
#

they're just
beings that are worshipped and have a religion formed around them

#
  • calamity adds the part about them being mortals that absorbed a dragon soul
#

their strength varies on what the writer wants them to be in the story basically

split mortar
#

In calamity the strongest gods (excluding xeroc) can oneshot a city

stoic gulch
#

BAN ME

split mortar
#

Cringe

stoic gulch
#

YAYAYAY

wheat walrus
#

bru

split mortar
#

They listened

#

Crinbe

wheat walrus
#

just merge

gritty kraken
#

this garden of banned one is

lucid tundra
#

garden of ban?

stoic gulch
#

Ok but lore

lucid tundra
#

garden of banban

wheat walrus
#

garten of banban

stoic gulch
#

Uhhhhh

#

I like elemental lore

split mortar
gritty kraken
#

Do y’all think providence is like most wide god to have ever existed

wheat walrus
#

links don't work since they're from uhh

#

server

split mortar
#

Its a forward

wheat walrus
#

:p

#

yes I mean the links

#

in there

#

"here" in blue

stoic gulch
split mortar
wheat walrus
#

:1

#

based on 4 days

#

per sec

stoic gulch
#

Ahhh

wheat walrus
#

it's obviously not 1 to 1 accurate to what it may be

#

but it's averaged out

#

so

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

lucid tundra
#

5 days??? it would take me like 2 hours fr fr😎

stoic gulch
#

Would take me 2 seconds to crack you then 1 minute to scramble you and eat you

wheat walrus
#

erm

lucid tundra
#

like why didnt she use a sponge?

gritty kraken
#

why didn’t yharin just get soul of eternity and finish his crusade does he not like the grinding or something

lucid tundra
split mortar
#

He could t find the off button

lucid tundra
#

i forgot to ask

#

why did yharim stop?

#

some of the gods are still alive

gritty kraken
#

I think he recently got injured in a fight and now being depressed in the aerie

#

or like slime god and providence just kept teleporting away

split mortar
lucid tundra
#

what is aerie

split mortar
#

We dunno where aerie is

lucid tundra
#

what is exactly aerie is

dusk laurel
gritty kraken
#

A Place only yhars goes

dusk laurel
#

it has weird time warping properties

#

well, thats what i think it is

#

since anything from there is essentially indestructible

dusk laurel
#

you know the rock

lucid tundra
dusk laurel
#

the one you get after br ends

dusk laurel
lucid tundra
dusk laurel
#

hes a really buff old man

split mortar
warped grotto
#

If Yharon can supposedly speak, why do he make bird noises.

split mortar
#

130 ish is their age btw

split mortar
#

Vocal cords just cant make the sounds needed

warped grotto
#

I misinterpreted something

gritty kraken
#

Yharim taking his mask off and it just auric skull

lucid tundra
# dusk laurel hes a really buff old man

im so lonely all of the other bosses are scared of me no one talks to me no one wants to be my friend They think I am unstable They send me from god to god committing atrocities in their name And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success

warped grotto
#

Yharim taking his mask off and just crumbling

split mortar
#

They deserve it

warped grotto
#

Imagine you fight him and it's just some really old guy

split mortar
#

Yharim is a old guy

#

Also built as fuck

lucid tundra
gritty kraken
#

Talking to yharim now spawn yhatron

split mortar
#

And yharim afaik has both arms

lucid tundra
#

why does dreadon doesnt goes %100 power on all of his exo mechs on start

split mortar
#

Also its not a fight to death
Its testing how the exos go

lucid tundra
#

and is getting enraged for some bosses are not cannon?

split mortar
#

I think for some it is some it isnt?
It is canon for providence but not guardians for example

#

Same with scal

#

But afaik duke getting stronger outside ocean aint canon

lucid tundra
cloud ibex
#

in theory you could probably argue that prov already is enraged when you fight her normally considering you just beat the shit out of her girlboss squad

split mortar
cloud ibex
#

i know

eager bluff
lucid tundra
eager bluff
#

or replace the blocks where the box spawns with platforms and just stop the box from spawning altogether

dusk laurel
split mortar
#

^
Squeezing what power is left out of their bodies

lucid tundra
#

oh

#

😰

dusk laurel
#

itll be more obvious when the guardians get redesigned

lucid tundra
#

hey yall im trying something really stupid is there a weapon that attacks really fast with high pierce?

#

and i mean really really fast

split mortar
lucid tundra
split mortar
#

The gun dropped by santank nk1 is fastest vanilla gun (it called machine gun i think)
Tho if you want 100% accuracy then get sdmg

mighty zenith
#

but im pretty sure calamity has a faster one

#

shredder i think?

young socket
#

yeah

split mortar
#

True

young socket
#

shredder

dusk laurel
#

machine gun was the old name for kingsbane iirc

split mortar
#

A

mighty zenith
#

no that was minigun

dusk laurel
#

yerp

pulsar ocean
#

does silva have a canon design

limpid saddle
split mortar
#

This is before yharim liquidated her

pulsar ocean
limpid saddle
split mortar
limpid saddle
#

There is a possibility that in the Abyss rework the background of the lowest layer will be changed to feature her festering corpse though

pulsar ocean
stoic gulch
split mortar
#

Yeah the design is pretty great

limpid saddle
#

to each their own & all that

split mortar
#

I think it encapsulates a nature being quite well

pulsar ocean
#

how much did xeroc change post ascension

limpid saddle
#

I dont think it's a bad design it's just fairly generic in terms of 'nature deities'

split mortar
limpid saddle
#

I have voiced before that I vastly prefer the more esoteric God designs

#

again, it's to each their own

split mortar
#

-# what does esoteric mean

pulsar ocean
#

do you want silva to be a girl made of mud i think that wouldnt be generic

cloud ibex
limpid saddle
split mortar
#

Thanks

limpid saddle
young socket
#

what

limpid saddle
#

& Calamity has more than enough of the latter

hoary berry
#

horrible time to open calmain

split mortar
split mortar
young socket
cloud ibex
limpid saddle
#

fuck i have the perfect emote for this but i dont have nitro

young socket
#

good! i dont want to see it!

limpid saddle
split mortar
#

Wacko headcanon
Silvas appearance changes to the nature around them, so in a desert theyd reflect desert life and in the ocean theyd look more like anahita

pulsar ocean
#

was silva the last god to be mauled by yhar

#

im

limpid saddle
#

I dont know I guess when I first heard 'Goddess of Life', as in, all life, I envisioned something nearly incomprehensible to the human eye

limpid saddle
#

possibly post Shakidou

split mortar
#

Shakidou was around halfway through

mighty zenith
split mortar
pulsar ocean
#

did yharim cement silva so she doesnt float up in the water

split mortar
split mortar
limpid saddle
split mortar
#

I think

cloud ibex
#

iunno if concrete exists in cal

limpid saddle
#

Dont bricks exist?

#

therefore

#

For them to have any actual purpose in construction

split mortar
limpid saddle
#

Some form of concrete probably exists

split mortar
#

Wouldnt be surprised if draedon happened and found it anyways

limpid saddle
pulsar ocean
#

draedon invented cement

split mortar
#

Draedon invented a lot

limpid saddle
young socket
limpid saddle
#

good to know tsuki

#

anyway

#

i imagine her corpse is going to be alot more visually interesting

#

given all flora in the deepest layers of the abyss originated from her subconsciously making planty mush, it's easy to envision her as a literal funeral flower bed, but she's the flowers

#

probably like

#

coral & shit too

light linden
#

just realized

#

do we know if surgery is a thing in calamity?

split mortar
#

Nurse mentions plastic surgery

cloud ibex
cosmic zenith
#

^

cloud ibex
#

depending on your definition of surgery humans were doing that shit back in, like,

#

the stone age

#

seems a pretty safe bet to say the people in cal's universe also started doing surgery in some form pretty early

light linden
#

now that I think about it

#

there's a good chance draedon made something similar to the auto-docs from fallout

dusk laurel
#

even if its one of the weirder ones

visual kiln
#

hello

#

can someone catch me up on all the lore reveals over the past like

#

year

limpid saddle
#

uhh

#

Permafrost really likes weird pizzas & is not a fan of ice cream

visual kiln
#

wut kinda pizzas

limpid saddle
#

just think of some weird pizza combination

visual kiln
#

pensive

#

anything els ?

limpid saddle
#

uhhhhhh

young socket
#

gorthus dialogue

limpid saddle
#

hmmmm

limpid saddle
young socket
#

o yea

#

yhorm dialogue

#

but there was

#

gorthus talk

split mortar
#

Permafrost is a couple centuries old

#

Otonilou is why sea prisms and exo prisms have endless charge

split mortar
visual kiln
#

lmao