lore-discussion

[manic coral]

no need to ask me if you can ask me

goober

:p

[wheat walrus]

So what do we conclude? The world soul is the source of all rich

[pulsar ocean]

Yeah u need some cosmilite

[dusk laurel]

rich soul

[wheat walrus]

Indeed

[light linden]

are there any auric dragon skeletons left?

[wheat walrus]

I have 1 under my bed he's a chill guy

[manic coral]

incorrect. auric souls come from the world soul. if the auric souls represent the rich and people beiocming rich due to it, that'd imply "trickle-down economics" works

[light linden]

at least in the heartlands?

[manic coral]

[limpid saddle]

Oh wait, guys do you think Yharim ever had Permafrost open a war museum

[pulsar ocean]

Wait cosmilite is from the distortion right?
How did draedon get it
And how did draedon have enough to make a whole ass armor for a massive worm

[limpid saddle]

like a record of all the societies he destroyed with shit he stole from them

[manic coral]

the world soul would have simple hoarded all of its left and underpaid the dragons

[split mortar]

Draedon likely jist
Can
Open portals there

[dusk laurel]

where

[limpid saddle]

Then in the center, a giant slab of auric engraved with the names of every god he killed

[manic coral]

no but i might include dialogue about this now

[split mortar]

Distotrion

[dusk laurel]

thatd kill anybody who'd touch it

[pulsar ocean]

Are you gonna be able to get cosmilite pre dog when distortion becomes a thing

[manic coral]

no

[light linden]

war museum?

[limpid saddle]

Yeah so it literally could never be de-faced

[manic coral]

cosmilite is only found the the portion you can only access post-DoG

[limpid saddle]

It's literally the ultimate way of preserving the legacy of the Crusades

[wheat walrus]

No Cei the world soul is the domain of rich, auric dragon souls come from it so they're rich, gods eat the rich and became rich

[dusk laurel]

this would kill more innocents than perpetrators

[wheat walrus]

In conclusion

Don't eat the rich

You will become rich to be eaten

[dusk laurel]

wise words omnir man

[wheat walrus]

Pomnir man

[limpid saddle]

Have you considered that it wouldnt just be there & probably be on a pillar so you cant graze it or touch it without intentionally climbing up & breaking museum rules

[dusk laurel]

why waste auric on a plaque

[limpid saddle]

Or like, encased in glass

like everything in a museum usually is

[light linden]

I

can auric even have something carved into it?

[limpid saddle]

what if we just kill them

[dusk laurel]

i mean you can forge it

[pulsar ocean]

What stops the player from making a platinum coin printer and just putting like 1000 platinum bars there

[dusk laurel]

i dont see why not

[limpid saddle]

Given it can be forged into bars one would assume

[wheat walrus]

That's not enough because the land eats them and becomes rich to be eaten and people will eat the land

[dusk laurel]

did you just say lands

[wheat walrus]

We need to send them to space

[pulsar ocean]

Just use uelibloom pickaxe

[limpid saddle]

how about the ocean

[wheat walrus]

Ermmm

[wheat walrus]

No space

[limpid saddle]

gazes at oceangate disaster

[wheat walrus]

Space because I can tie it to astral infection lore

Astrum Deus ate the rich and became the rich but we were so cool and badass we kicked the rich out of him

[dusk laurel]

this is the real reason we kill aquatic scourge

[limpid saddle]

The abyss is the abyss because the influence of the rich infected it

jared is an ultra-capitalist that forces his children to mine scoria

[wheat walrus]

Eventually after being thrown in space, the rich is eaten by the universe, thus becoming part of its foundation

Which is why stars become rich and why the world soul is rich

[pulsar ocean]

Would aquatic scourge be blue if he wasn't in the toxic sea

[light linden]

uh

aren't they blue already?

[pulsar ocean]

I'm pretty sure it's green

[wheat walrus]

Rich is a universal constant that started from the world soul being rich and me eventually throwing all the rich into the universe to absorb it as a paradoxal concept

[limpid saddle]

Have you ever seen a fish

[light linden]

ok so two things

it's teal and uh

I have horrors beyond my comprehension

[pulsar ocean]

No

[hoary cape]

Fish aren't blue

[dusk laurel]

if everything is rich, everything must die

[hoary cape]

They can have blue

[wheat walrus]

Therefore, the auric dragons are outerversal because they wield a paradoxal universal constant known as being rich

[limpid saddle]

who knew yharim & providence were right

[wheat walrus]

(doesn't apply to real life)

[dusk laurel]

[pulsar ocean]

If everyone is rich no one is rich

We live in a society

[dusk laurel]

actually no both are hypocrites

[hoary cape]

Revive provi

[dusk laurel]

they both will drop money

loads of money

[hoary cape]

You too drop money

We suck

[dusk laurel]

and they can drop items that can be sold for money

again

[pulsar ocean]

I'm sure yharim has like ATLEAST 100 platinum stuffed in his big auric pockets

[dusk laurel]

everything must die

[hoary cape]

You do also

Yharim on his way to drop the yharimpick

And yharim bars

[pulsar ocean]

Yharim coins

Past platinum

[limpid saddle]

somebody bring out the chud with the 'billions must die' shirt

[hoary cape]

Yharim mask 💀

[pulsar ocean]

Do you think yharim is balding with how old he is

[limpid saddle]

i think the plume is his real hair & he is miraculously not balding

But when hes like 6 months from death all of it is gonna fall out at the same time

[dusk laurel]

his hair is constantly regenerated imo

[pulsar ocean]

If drinking dragon blood stopped male patent baldness I'd drink it in gallons

[frozen zodiac]

i dont think he's necessarily bald but he's severely disfigured because of how much the volcano he got thrown into messed him up and he still has wounds from it

[steel totem]

BRO I JUST CHECKED ON MY WORLD AFTER SO LONG ANDI SEE its post moon lord 😭 😭 it was legit pre Skeletron till I restarted my game cause my friend was struggling loading in 😭 Someone help i dont wanna lose mah data

[limpid saddle]

Bro this is lore chat we dont technical shit here

[cosmic zenith]

Koturan the Merchant

[light linden]

Hey Stip?

[cosmic zenith]

?

[light linden]

There any kind of insignia for the godseeker knights?

[cosmic zenith]

Outside of Yharim's Insignia, currently no

[light linden]

hmm

well thanks anyways

[cosmic zenith]

No problem!

[light linden]

tryna work on the design for the godseeker knight since uh

I gotta put off coding them until the t4 arsenal weapons are all reworked

[late veldt]

they're the paladins in the dungeon

[limpid saddle]

where the hell you getting this from

[late veldt]

someone said it earlier in here I think

or I'm delusional who knows

I'll try to find it

fuck I might have lost it chat

both my mind and/or any evidence

[real silo]

Rebecca said it

Pretty sure it was in rp chat

[wheat walrus]

Are you sure

[calm patio]

pretty sure

[wheat walrus]

Are you s

[spring helm]

Crazy

Fuck I didn’t mean for that to ping

[real silo]

Too late you will be sent to the Stink Place ™️

[split mortar]

The roleplay consumes

[deft vessel]

Classified info discussion

[stoic gulch]

Can I be sent to the unstink place I need to be watered

[pulsar ocean]

the what chat

[stoic gulch]

Don’t question it

[wheat walrus]

From a certain place of lore

[real silo]

The for-fun-rp-chat

[stoic gulch]

Including

The scrunkle

[split mortar]

Secret:3

[late veldt]

oh that'd make sense as to why I couldn't find it

Yeah it was in RP chat I found it fucking immediately

Unfortunately I can't put screenshots in here

although now that I think about it the live Godseeker knights prooobably act a little differently from their necromantic corpses

[limpid saddle]

Plus their designs just being dudes in armor with shields & hammers is kind of lame for an army that was armed by Draedon

[clear girder]

Is there any cool lore for dragonfolly except it just being a non auric dragon

[split mortar]

They got hunted to the point of becoming aggressive thanks to evolution

They also use static electricity from their feathers

[limpid saddle]

Well it was one of the main dragon sub-species that were hunted en masse during the Dragon Hunts, as alot people didnt exactly understand the distinction between a Dragon with an Auric Soul & a Dragon without, so within only 800 years, it rapidly became a hyper-aggressive & territorial species in order to survive

[light linden]

hmm

do we know if any biomes were directly created by dragons?

[young socket]

no

[limpid saddle]

why & how would they do that

[light linden]

I can't be sure of the how

but there's like

hundreds of domains

[limpid saddle]

I mean the closest we have is the sky islands & thats a REALLY big maybe

[light linden]

I imagine at least one of them customized where they lived

[limpid saddle]

yeah & there was a functioning eco-system before the world soul shattered

deserts existed & cold places, as they do on a planet

[light linden]

I wasn't saying either of those two

tbh I'm mainly wondering about that hellhole continent

and what caused that

[limpid saddle]

all of the biomes are just naturally existing enviornments outside of the evil ones &, hell, I guess

[limpid saddle]

the heartlands is the hellhole continent

we are on it

[light linden]

uh

[limpid saddle]

because its festering with demons & ghouls & evil

[light linden]

there's another continent that's supposedly worse

and it is basically the underworld but on the surface and inhospitable

[pulsar ocean]

do you think yharim would like the minecraft movie

[limpid saddle]

alright what dev statement does this one come from

[light linden]

cei talked about it iirc

[dusk laurel]

yeah

[light linden]

I can't find where but ik they talked about it

[dusk laurel]

but well, the heartlands is 100% worse than that place after you kill WoF

[pliant ruin]

It's just some cool worldbuilding trivia that won't really be super explored ingame i think

[stoic gulch]

Who’s gorthus

[pliant ruin]

gorthus calamity mod

[light linden]

hi cheese

[dusk laurel]

gorthus the blademaster

[stoic gulch]

What’s the lore about the guy you make a deez nuts joke over btw

Of like

A joke that is like it

[pliant ruin]

hiii

[dusk laurel]

nomon

[stoic gulch]

Yeah

What’s lore about it

[pliant ruin]

the lore is that it sounds like nom on and then someone asks "whos nomon" and the person responds with nomon deez nuts

[stoic gulch]

So it’s just a bad joke

[young socket]

wat is real r the mind goblins that were mentioned once

[stoic gulch]

That’s anti climatic

[dusk laurel]

why would there be interesting lore

[stoic gulch]

Yeah I love mind goblins

[dusk laurel]

its a deez nuts joke

[stoic gulch]

Reminds me of the time I went to sugondess

[pliant ruin]

this one time i needed to ban someone from roymain because they were being blatantly homophobic

so i just tagged them with "do you mind"

and then they were like "what"

and i responded with mind goblin deez nuts

and then they got banned before they could respond

[dusk laurel]

🔥

[stoic gulch]

Literal fire

[cloud ibex]

power move

i respect it

[split mortar]

Fire

[wheat walrus]

Caparezza

[mighty zenith]

me showing homophobes the love and appreciation of those close to me

https://tenor.com/view/monsters-vs-aliens-jello-me-showing-big-chungus-memes-to-my-friends-gif-22368570

[wheat walrus]

Me showing homophobes my home

[mighty zenith]

me showing homophobes their home and adress

[wheat walrus]

Time to make an edit with this caption

[stoic gulch]

I hate homophobes cuz they hate me i think idk if the entire lgtbq spectrum is under homophobes wrath

[mighty zenith]

theyre horrible people regardless

[wheat walrus]

Caparezza

Vieni a ballare in Puglia

[dusk laurel]

homophones

[stoic gulch]

Yeas

[analog robin]

I have lore question

Water is like

A really good insulator against radiation

How much shit did Draedon dump in the Sulfurous Sea for it to get that bad????

[split mortar]

Afaik its almost all their nuclear stuff

[pliant ruin]

I mean draedon isn't really responsible for the sunken sea being the way it is

he dumped nuclear waste on it but that was after it already had been toxic for a long time

[amber cedar]

it was toxic because of the evil goblin (not the goblin army this is a specific goblin)

[mighty zenith]

the evil mind goblin

[young socket]

ah yes

the sunken sea

the sea that draedon was notorious for polluting

[pliant ruin]

calsd

[light linden]

I still hope we get corrupted/crimsoned/hallowed sunken sea biomes

[cosmic zenith]

(You won't)

[light linden]

ik but one can hope

I especially want the hallowed variant though

actually stip

there a technical reason why the astral infection doesn't spread?

[dusk laurel]

mana concentrates

[split mortar]

Yeah
Mana concentrates not spreads

[light linden]

I'm talking technical, not lore wise

[split mortar]

If anything the biome should shrink

[light linden]

also uh

[split mortar]

Oh
Because growing biomes are cringe

[dusk laurel]

^

[light linden]

the astral infection has enemies to explicitly spread them according to bestiary entries

[light linden]

eh

personally I find it neat to have something you have to fight that you can't just stab/shoot/blast/whip to kill

[split mortar]

Same but having 3 thhings to keep back is prob gonna be a bit overwhelming for most people

[light linden]

game kinda handles it poorly though

[split mortar]

Hell the evil and hallowed are too much for many people iirc

[dusk laurel]

the evil biomes spreading is fine until hm imo

then it becomes more annoying than interesting

[light linden]

I mean

wait I should take this to sscls

[pulsar ocean]

when its hm i cheat in some hellevators and quarantine off the evil biomes

except hallowed

i think it spreads slower

[split mortar]

Afaik they all spread the same

[spring helm]

has calamitas been informed of the Ma situation

[dusk laurel]

i think i know this one...

[spring helm]

you know of it?

[young socket]

yea

[thick slate]

shoot to kill?

https://open.spotify.com/track/0C80GCp0mMuBzLf3EAXqxv?si=e3e13391aec84656

[light linden]

?

[cosmic zenith]

You guys are gonna love what I have cooked for Monday....

[pliant ruin]

gorthus reveal

[cosmic zenith]

Something else

[pliant ruin]

😔

[light linden]

is it what the infected armor plating is made from?

[cosmic zenith]

That's really unimportant in the grand scheme of things

[light linden]

[late veldt]

infection

[pulsar ocean]

is it another gorthus lore drop

[deft vessel]

It’s Gorthus’ brother Nomon

[pliant ruin]

please cal lore devs.... i need gorthus lore... ibeg

for all i know gorthus might not even be a full on npc or lore character. they might just be like one of those dream ghosts in hollow knight with like 3 lines of dialogue

but i can't live in this suspense....

so over for me... hyperfixating on a character we literally have no design for and only 2 pieces of real info on

quote by the wise Me, during the ancient age of like 1 minute ago

[real silo]

1 minute old? It might as well be prehistoric

[cosmic zenith]

I literally said something else right after :p

[young socket]

no its clearly gorthus

[stoic gulch]

Nomon lore?

Is he connected to Gorthus

And the Sugondiss

[cosmic zenith]

Nah

[pulsar ocean]

yhorm lore drop

[cosmic zenith]

[pliant ruin]

poor gorthus

doomed to forever be associated with deez nuts jokes even though hes an actual character (or so studies claim)

[cosmic zenith]

Hey, right now, you're the ones dictating what Gorthus is or isn't known for

[pliant ruin]

don't associate me with these scoundrels stip....

i'm a real gorthushead

i stand by gorthus

[cloud ibex]

a real gorthcel

[real silo]

I fw gorth people

[neon vault]

yo earlier i found the total calamity wiki and i wonder, is anything written in there accurate`?

[young socket]

literally at the top of every page is that it is not at all related

[cloud ibex]

it's a fanmade roleplay very loosely based on older lore that has since been rewritten

[young socket]

crabulon the perfect one sells weed

[cloud ibex]

iirc it did give us some bangers like slime god being a misogynist though

[real silo]

It also gave like 3476 yharim titles

And the name ira sanguinos

[cloud ibex]

yea but slime god inexplicably hating women is a lot funnier than yharim having a gorillion titles

[real silo]

true

[sand lark]

Yharon and DOG are dating

[real silo]

no

[limpid saddle]

no

[cosmic minnow]

In what state of mind does this ship start existing ?

[dusk laurel]

hell torture

[astral rapids]

I never really explored it, but does Calamitas have any sort of reaction after becoming our NPC and meeting Permafrost?

If yes I'd like to know what it was

[cloud ibex]

not right now i think? but her dialogue is being rewritten i believe

[astral rapids]

Yeah I heard something about her battle text no longer being canon

I'd really love her to have a moment with her mentor

[cloud ibex]

both her battle dialogue and her npc dialogue

[astral rapids]

Cool

[pliant ruin]

She will directly call him dad

[astral rapids]

That would be pretty wholesome actually

[sand lark]

Its so good

They canonically gossip about dragonfolly's weak ass

[limpid saddle]

why would either of them do that

[sand lark]

because

dragonfolly is weak

[limpid saddle]

Like 5 of them could probably wash DoG & for Yharon they are his people

[sand lark]

and they are married

[limpid saddle]

It's a species & we fight one of them

& that one of them scales later in progression than fucking Moon Lord

[sand lark]

Yharon washes billions of dragonfollys

and DOG destroys them

[limpid saddle]

bait used to be be'vable

[sand lark]

You clearly haven't played much of the mod

as you dont know about the Yharon and dragonfolly issues

[cloud ibex]

bait is still believable apparently

you're still responding

[limpid saddle]

At first I just thought it was a weird head-canon thing & as soon as they dipped into the crazy shit I hit the 'bait used to be' & then stopped talking what do you mean

[dusk laurel]

beevable

[real silo]

if bait was beevable yharim would've fell for it already

[sand lark]

https://tenor.com/view/yapper-gif-6207367677105378363

[cosmic minnow]

Perish

[sand lark]

Goo goo ga ga you make massive turd in your pants

[cosmic minnow]

Aight bruh, wtf

Humor even more bottom than the ships

[dusk laurel]

bait used to be believable

[cosmic minnow]

Beevable

[dusk laurel]

🐝

[cosmic minnow]

Yharim approved

[sand lark]

You have nitro

you are a

low level

human

[cosmic minnow]

You call yourself „him“

[sand lark]

ok?

[cosmic minnow]

Other have nitro because they need discord kittens, I have nitro because I don’t know what I should spend my money on

[sand lark]

sureeeeeeeeeee

You are sooo rich

make sure to include that in your bio

[cosmic minnow]

I work a job duh

also, what’s your Problem

[sand lark]

i dont have a problem

[cosmic minnow]

Casual discrimination

[sand lark]

employed🤢🤢🤮🤮👹

[sand lark]

when??

[cosmic minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/723794037907128371.gif?size=48&quality=lossless&name=RunBoyRun

[cloud ibex]

if you two are gonna argue like this can you at least do it in dms or something

[cosmic minnow]

Hell no

[cloud ibex]

not an option

😁

[sand lark]

A m-m-mod

Please spare me my lord

[cosmic minnow]

I was saying I don’t wanna argue

[cloud ibex]

that also works

[sand lark]

p-p-p-pleaaseeee dont annihlate me

[gritty kraken]

Ummm guys Where did calamitas get Scal loots from

[young socket]

can u stop being cringe as fuck

[cosmic minnow]

Magic

[sand lark]

https://tenor.com/view/mind-blown-shocking-cat-explode-gif-17112785028406810633

[gritty kraken]

Is she that strong

[cosmic minnow]

Im pretty sure she is

[sand lark]

[young socket]

self made most likely

similar to the exhumes

[cosmic minnow]

Why is Calamitas poor

Did yharim not give her anything

[deft vessel]

She doesnt have a job anymore

[cosmic minnow]

One would think being so busted would earn you money for a lifetime

[dusk laurel]

i think she had a large allowance from permafrost

how else could she afford those robes

[cosmic minnow]

Actually, where did she get em from

[dusk laurel]

we dont know

[young socket]

she either couldve used all her money (its been a decade after all) or she was never given money in the first place since everything she wanted was paid for her

[cosmic minnow]

made by yharim or perma?

[dusk laurel]

norp

it was after she left yharim

[cosmic minnow]

Maybe she made em herself

[young socket]

nah apparently her red robes were new things

[cosmic minnow]

Clothes imbued with magic ?

Idk

[deft vessel]

From Bob, the blacksmith

[cloud ibex]

i like to imagine after she left the army she got supplies by wandering up to small villages, doing a tiny magic tricklike lighting a small bush on fire or whatever, the villagers going "" and giving her whatever she asked for

[dusk laurel]

🔥

[young socket]

im just thinking about how like

the majority of people would just run in fear of her

and she ends up

sad

and lonely

and

:c

[cloud ibex]

i don't imagine her actually hurting people but them literally shaking in fear because of some tiny thing you could accomplish a soon as you get a hold of a wand of sparking is funny to me

another funny thought was them recognizing her as the fucker who boiled ilmeris, her going "uhhhh no that's not me i'm an ice mage" and the villagers, not knowing how magic works, going "oh yeah i guess her thing is fire, why would she know ice magic you're welcome to trade :D"

[cosmic minnow]

Cal gaslighting

[young socket]

ofc shed use ice magic to prove her point

💔

[cosmic minnow]

Does she have anything apart from the dark arts?

[dusk laurel]

uhhhhh

ice magic

[young socket]

a lot of stuff apparently

[sand lark]

Who is stronger fake calamitas or permafrost?

[young socket]

just that it was more difficult to learn

[cosmic zenith]

Permafrost

[real silo]

Yeaa

It's fine you can headcanon giving her a friend who has no idea what she's done (like I did)

[limpid saddle]

She isn't 'fake' she's a clone

[solar wharf]

fake can mean imitation

[dusk laurel]

clones are still fakes

[cosmic zenith]

Calling a clone "a fake" is derogatory

They're just as real as the original

[limpid saddle]

Exactly

She's her own person

[snow mountain]

i feel like faking something is a much more knowing thing

yees

[limpid saddle]

With just as much trauma as the original, if not more

[snow mountain]

moreso def

[pulsar ocean]

why didnt draedon clone yharon like he did with cal to do a heroic act of saving the race of auric dragons

[robust osprey]

beacuse it ain't that easy

[pulsar ocean]

idk cloning cal didnt seem that troublesome

[robust osprey]

you're comparing cloning a human with magic to cloning an auric dragon

those aren't the same

[young socket]

he cant clone the soul

so hed essentially just make a draconic offshoot

[dusk laurel]

yeah

also making a bunch of yharons doesnt bring back the auric dragons

[robust osprey]

wasn't folly a failed dragon clone in old lore

[dusk laurel]

youre just making well

[limpid saddle]

Yeah he'd just make another of whatever Yharon's Dragon sub-species is

[dusk laurel]

a bunch of yharons

[dusk laurel]

and thats if yharon even had descendants

[pulsar ocean]

two yharons better than one

[cloud ibex]

it wouldn't be two yharons

it'd be one yharon and one dragon that looks like him but isn't nearly as powerful

[pulsar ocean]

who cares about power levels

[cloud ibex]

draedon to some extent probably

if he could clone yharon he'd want to get as close to the original as possible

which would involve research into how exactly auric souls work

that definitely seems like the type of thing he'd want to know

[cosmic zenith]

(Assuming he can even produce a clone to begin with)

To even have a miniscule possibility of producing a clone, he'd need more access to Yharon than Yharim or Yharon himself would ever be willing to provide

[cloud ibex]

yea that's the nail in the coffin

he mentions himself that yharon never let him near or something doesn't he

[snow mountain]

can we take storm weaver to the glue factory

this should be canon

[split mortar]

The glue made would have electrolytes

A lot

[snow mountain]

i genuinely hold contempt for storm weaver

i hate it

i really hate it

[stoic gulch]

Storm weaver is a cutie

I love the little guy

[snow mountain]

worms would at least be better designed if it didn't exist

[hoary cape]

Storm Weaver is peak

[solar wharf]

but it wouldn't be incorrect either

she isn't the real calamitas even tho when someone created her, her purpose was to be an imitation

which in other words, a fake.

[cosmic zenith]

She isn't the real Calamitas because Calamitas is a moniker tied specifically to the original's story

But if you were to call her a fake [insert Calamitas real name], you'd be wrong

[limpid saddle]

Well no Draedon just wanted her brimstone magic

It wasn't a matter of making a 'fake', he just thought cloning her would work

[solar wharf]

^ this doesn't make sense

[limpid saddle]

to the effect of granting him access to brimstone magic

[solar wharf]

^ this does

[solar wharf]

if the purpose was to clone calamitas, I.E Imitating her in any way or form, then the definition of fake fits her. that's the point but vetrasyl already explained why that doesn't work

the imitation doesn't need to be perfect or even relative, as long as that's the purpose then calling it a fake is valid

[limpid saddle]

I never thought i'd see this amount of clone-phobia

[solar wharf]

no man, i just believe all clones should be uh... lowered into a different plane of existences so i don't have to deal with them existing in the same plane of existence as mine.

[limpid saddle]

[dusk laurel]

cl*nes

no

i dont think so buddy

...

[solar wharf]

vanillin

would you be disappointed and angry at me

if i were to blow their head off with a 23mm slug round

[dusk laurel]

nope

[limpid saddle]

[dusk laurel]

this guy didnt see the bots

🐀

[limpid saddle]

i just assumed they were referring to me as they are a clonophobe

[solar wharf]

oh no

[limpid saddle]

& im the #1 calamitas clone fan

[solar wharf]

i would never blow your head off with a 23mm slug

i'd rather do it with a 20mm APDS shell

[mighty zenith]

this guy has not watched clone wars

[solar wharf]

why would i watch a buncha of clearly inferior beings going at it

think about it garbo

[mighty zenith]

because theyre awesome

[young socket]

im going to make a bunch of you clones and force u to fight em

[limpid saddle]

oh its real

[solar wharf]

yeah but you can't clone my awesomeness

[young socket]

ye i can

[limpid saddle]

we need to fight this clonophobic rhetoric spreading throught calamity server

[mighty zenith]

ture

[dusk laurel]

thats because calclone sucks rn

[limpid saddle]

she's awesome 💔

[dusk laurel]

theres barely any redeeming qualities to it for now

[solar wharf]

no because if you were capable of doing so, then my whole world view about how clones are inferior to their real counterparts would be utterly shattered and i would have to comprehend that i am wrong, which i will fail at even tho i am human and is capable of being wrong so it's rather strange for me to expect to never be wrong.

[young socket]

i am capable of doing so

deal with it

[solar wharf]

sorry to tell you that, i view any person who disagrees with me as sub-human

[mighty zenith]

idk i can comprehend these horrors just fine maybe u just have a skill issue or smth

[dusk laurel]

design has been outdated for years, the fight isnt interesting since theres nothing that makes clone unique from brimmy nor calamitas, her lore is basically nonexistant, etc

[solar wharf]

so even if you were to like, bring me first hand concerete evidence i'd still deny it

[young socket]

MY FIFTY DOLLA STEAM GIFT CARD

NOOOOOOOOOOO

[dusk laurel]

lmao

split second

[young socket]

seriously

so many people r getting hacked today

like wtf

[dusk laurel]

yeah this is abnormal

[solar wharf]

is this evidence that people are getting dumber

[mighty zenith]

its quite normal actually

you just miss the majority of em

[young socket]

did some big server get one hacked person and their awful moderation never took care of it or smthn

[hoary cape]

Yah uh there are like 5+ every day

The bot just gets most of them

[young socket]

i can literally see when messages get sent

[mighty zenith]

the serverblight

[split mortar]

Yeah but for the past like idk hour or two its been a lot more often

[hoary cape]

Only the 5th one today XD. Plus I think the bot failed to delete them

[pulsar ocean]

are you considering getting banned again

maybe go for 15

[split mortar]

Idk

[pulsar ocean]

what if

gorthus

is

noxus's

middle name

[hoary cape]

Time to add a 100 bans

[split mortar]

Ash baby gif

Gonna get to a googol amount of bans at this rate

[robust osprey]

22 bans

[sudden ruin]

thats a lot of bans melon

arent you worried

what if they brand you with the Warned role

[robust osprey]

warned banned^10 gun

[split mortar]

I have had that before idc

[robust osprey]

warned^2

[split mortar]

Already at ^10

[light linden]

how're things here?

[cloud ibex]

cheese is still losing it over gorthus i think

other than that not much happening to my knowledge

[plucky lichen]

Hello lore chat

[hoary cape]

What is gorthus

What did I miss

[dusk laurel]

the blademaster

[sudden ruin]

yeah get up to speed

[lusty prairie]

Gorthus, the blademaster is a new character for sso, though we still don't know if he's an npc or just mentioned in lore

There's also Nomon

[gritty kraken]

Calamitas might be the same person as Scal or related in some kind

[cosmic zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-intense-scare-gif-21112634

[light linden]

hi stip

[cosmic zenith]

Hello!

[robust osprey]

who i-

[hoary cape]

You will not get me with that

Get banished to the shadow realm where you belong

[sinful adder]

That depends on your view of what the "original" is. A clone of me is not me, it's a completely new being that happens to have the same biology

Anyways, I think I remember hearing that something cool would be revealed today? What was it?

[cosmic zenith]

(By original I mean the template from which the clone was made)

I'm doing something cool for April 7th
Not quite a reveal

April 7th starts about 20 minutes from now, though I have to go sleep shortly after

[paper oyster]

how tall is Yharim

[stuck shore]

(Outside of Gorthus profile name) who is that on ur pfp

[eager bluff]

gorthus

[cosmic zenith]

Gorthus

[stuck shore]

Undertale OST: 047 - Ooo

[hoary cape]

Including his armor he is like 9ft tall

[latent bolt]

yharim is 9ft to me

[hoary cape]

Without his armor he is like 7ft tall

[latent bolt]

idk hes probably around the same size as a human without the armor

[hoary cape]

He is tall for a human

[latent bolt]

yeah

6ft trust

[hoary cape]

No he is 7ft tall

The player is basically 6ft and he is taller than them

[latent bolt]

yharim cant fit into any space smaller than 5 tiles tall

[hoary cape]

He can just phase through blocks like most bosses

[mystic walrus]

Ok I have a dumbass question but I gotta ask it

Yharim vs Conquest

(Dude from invincible)

[paper oyster]

damn that's a lot of feet

[paper oyster]

who killed god and who got headbutted into oblivion

https://tenor.com/view/witch-hat-atelier-brushbuddy-brushbug-meow-epic-gif-25863564

darn

[mystic walrus]

Fair enough

[paper oyster]

what exactly is auric tesla

like god juice or

well dragon juice not god juice

[manic coral]

as i've said the other three times this has been asked

it's not a matter of who wins

it's "how long does Yharim survive before Conquest gets bored and immediatly kills him"

Like for a real frame of reference here of how strong Conquest ACTUALLY is using people close to his strength (though, comic spoilers, but it'll keep it as vague as possible):

||Just three people roughly relative in strength to Conquest literally are able to blow up an entire fucking planet with their full absolute combined strength||

basically no matter how the dice roll, Yharim is cooked

[manic coral]

and which one took 100 years of effort combined with others nd an army backing him to take contorl most of a planet, and who can do the same thing alone in like a week, tops?

probably a day if Conquest was commited

adn really wasn't fucking around

like yeah, Yharim, if he put his all into it, could probably level a city using all his strength. meanwhile, Conquest could do the same and hardly break a sweat

XEROC doesn't even beat Conquest

[light linden]

cei can I ask a question?

[manic coral]

sup

[light linden]

can yharon only bring back things with an auric soul?

[manic coral]

yeah

[light linden]

ok ty

[pulsar ocean]

can gorthus take down omni man

[stuck shore]

So what about the souls the gods have

[young socket]

wat about them

theyre not auric

[split mortar]

Their souls basically explode on death so not really anything to bring back

[deft vessel]

|| I will way that iirc the planet had to be shot with the infinity ray first ||

[wheat walrus]

Yea

However

It's still far more intensive than anything ever done in Calamity's timeline

Using SCal boiling a sea within days as a base

[magic zenith]

How did toilets worked in the sunken sea city? Did all the shit just swimmed around the city? Is it like a medieval Europe thing?

I unironicaly think that's a good question

[deft vessel]

Ilmerians had no ass

[limpid saddle]

well they are all fish

do you know what fish do when they need to shit

[mighty zenith]

fish dont care

[lusty prairie]

Why not ask Gorthus that?

[deft vessel]

They clearly just dont poop duh

[magic zenith]

Stinky ass city

[limpid saddle]

anyway yeah they just shit anywhere & presumably it just filtered through the water to the local shit pit

[magic zenith]

I don't think he'll appreciate that

[young socket]

ask anyway

or r u scared

[lusty prairie]

I think that's a relevant question

[magic zenith]

I'm ngl i am

[dusk laurel]

ilmeris had toilets

this was already confirmed

[magic zenith]

I already asked quite a lot of dumb questions

[lusty prairie]

Pfft, I made him fall for a Deez nuts joke, you'll be fine

[magic zenith]

And how did shit not swim out of the toiler?

[young socket]

u do realise

stip was the one who made nomon

[deft vessel]

Jared attack

[lusty prairie]

I know

[dusk laurel]

there are dry areas

[lusty prairie]

I also knew that Gorthus would have to fall for it, if Stip wanted to stay in character

[magic zenith]

I wonder if there's racist fishes in ilmeria

Fish who hates all amphibias

[limpid saddle]

so the fish specifically crawled out of the water to go to the government sanctioned toilets & shit in them before leaving

[dusk laurel]

amidias can walk on land

most likely arent crawling

anyways yeah probably

[void zealot]

Weird question: thragg vs AOE or ND

[robust osprey]

who

[magic zenith]

ND wins

Not sure about aoe

[limpid saddle]

Yeah WOTG is a whole crazy ass thing

[robust osprey]

wasn't AoE just ND

but from a fucked up universe

[split mortar]

AoE and ND are
Like
Avatars of different universes
They prob just snap thragg instantly idk

[void zealot]

I would have asked about Mars, but it would have gotten blitzed easily

[magic epoch]

(what is thragg)

[split mortar]

Strongest viltrumite from invincible

[magic epoch]

oh okay

[limpid saddle]

hes freddie mercury

[magic epoch]

that word means nothing to me but i shall accept it

[magic zenith]

Strongest for one point in story

Mark is the strongest ever

[void zealot]

Strongest being in invincible

[mighty zenith]

omg someone who also hasnt watched invisible

[magic epoch]

How could I if I can't see it

[mighty zenith]

true!

[magic zenith]

Better question is... Atom Eve vs Calamitas

[split mortar]

Cant atom eve just spawn francium on scal

[limpid saddle]

atom eve its not even a question

[void zealot]

Eve can’t lose

[magic zenith]

Ok ok, Immortal vs Yharim

[split mortar]

How strong IS immortal

[lusty prairie]

Immortal is stronger, but he would lose

[void zealot]

Goatmortal

[wheat walrus]

Immortal VS King Slime

[limpid saddle]

Yharim

Yharim wins that one

Immortal could probably be beheaded by Auric equipment

[void zealot]

Immortal could win

[magic zenith]

Yharim in question have no sword*

[split mortar]

Karate chop neck off idfk

[magic zenith]

No weapons in general, just armour

[limpid saddle]

Yeah Yharim still takes it home

[magic zenith]

Y'all are underrating immortal, he's dumb, but he can do shit, he could make some fight with omniman after his first revive

He's pretty strong

[mighty zenith]

are you sure

[limpid saddle]

he gave him pink-eye thats literally all he did 💔

[void zealot]

Immortal vs full force ND

[split mortar]

ND is literally like
Multiversal in the scaling iirc

[magic zenith]

And yharim ain't no omniman, so i think immortal could do something

[void zealot]

Nah he can do it

Joke question

[sleek halo]

no yeah Immortal

would cook

no armor

no weapon Yharim

like brother strong

but he aint that strong

[void zealot]

We have to nerf yharim if we want to give immortal a fighting chance

[limpid saddle]

"If he had literally NONE of his equipment, Immortal could beat him" this the kinda shit we need to apply to make it a fair fight 💔

[sleek halo]

the immortal slander is crazy

imanbe real

if yharim had everything

bro is still cooked

[magic zenith]

Immortal is a dumb ass but slander is crazy

[void zealot]

We could ask fab about it

[sleek halo]

you could argue he hits harder but he uh

[split mortar]

Fabsol aint a lorer

[magic epoch]

is fab the right person to ask

[sleek halo]

isn’t even a fraction as fast

[stoic gulch]

Is it you birthday

[sleek halo]

lol no

cei is

[void zealot]

Zarn

[split mortar]

Cei or stipulate is better

[magic zenith]

Yes

[limpid saddle]

Immortal gets grilled by the auric rejection its already over

[split mortar]

Since theyre the writers in the server

[magic epoch]

gg

[void zealot]

Ah

[stoic gulch]

Stinky birthday

[magic zenith]

☹️

[split mortar]

Even then we know yharim is like
City level

[magic zenith]

How do i make it about rex splode...

[deft vessel]

By rexsploding it

[magic zenith]

My beautiful king rex splode vs slime god

[deft vessel]

Blows up paladin

[void zealot]

Rex sploded

[magic zenith]

Battle beast vs yharon

[wheat walrus]

bb destroys washes

[deft vessel]

Battle beast

Easy

[magic zenith]

Yeah bad question

[wheat walrus]

we need gorthus against battle beast

[magic zenith]

Idk who gorthus is, all i know is he's ilmerian ig

[wheat walrus]

he's the strongest in the universe ❗

[stoic gulch]

Cooler,,,,

[magic zenith]

Do you think battle beast would be on gods side or yharim side

[wheat walrus]

gorthus BEAT him up

cooler may be cooler, but gorthus is the coolest

[magic epoch]

i could beat coolers anytime

[mighty zenith]

run that one by me again

[magic epoch]

im not going to lose to an inanimate object bro

[mighty zenith]

you havent had to fight a fridge then

[stoic gulch]

But cooler is cooler than the coolest hence being the coolest of the cool guys

[stoic gulch]

I am the strongest in the universe - Cooler

[magic epoch]

coolers can't speak silly

unless you're on drugs

[wheat walrus]

gorthus still lowdiffs

[magic epoch]

like really strong ones

[stoic gulch]

I am going to eat your tongue and this is a threat

Cooler actually makes supernovas

Courier cat

[wheat walrus]

woa !

[stoic gulch]

Holy crap

[rotund shore]

Who the fuck is gorthus I’m dying

[split mortar]

Break providence crystals for that

[stoic gulch]

It’s

[wheat walrus]

the REAL strongest in the universe

[stoic gulch]

Gorthus

[split mortar]

Gorthus

[stoic gulch]

He’s buddy with Nomon

[split mortar]

The ghost illmerian

[wheat walrus]

also yea Gorthus

[dusk laurel]

Gorthus the Blademaster

[split mortar]

The blademaster

[pliant island]

🤷 No result for your query could be found.

[wheat walrus]

true

[magic epoch]

gorthus isn't in the calamity wiki

[split mortar]

And pals of nomon

[stoic gulch]

And Nomon the eater of souls

[magic epoch]

can this be changed?

[dusk laurel]

👎

[split mortar]

Neither is shakidou

[magic epoch]

yes

[magic epoch]

!

[wheat walrus]

I remember when Nomon defeated Yharim in a fight

it was so peak

[rotund shore]

Is gorthus a real character

[wheat walrus]

and then Gorthus came in and defeated Yharim again

peam

[rotund shore]

Or is he a figment of our imaginations

[dusk laurel]

who knows

[wheat walrus]

yes he's real trust me on this

I know he is

[manic coral]

Neither, he'd get bored immediately and leave because the battle isn't worthwhile to him

[wheat walrus]

im battling it

[manic coral]

Battle Beast is also stronger than Conquest so

[magic zenith]

I'd look on ascended battle beast tho

[deft vessel]

3rd strongest Invincble character

[magic zenith]

4th i think

By the end of comics

[wheat walrus]

foot

[magic zenith]

1. Mark
2. Allen
3. Thragg
4. Battle beast

[wheat walrus]

where is omniman⁉️

[manic coral]

Ok by the end yeah but also I don't like talking about comic stuff since

98% of the fan base hasn't read them

And also they might change some stuff

[split mortar]

Possibly

[split mortar]

Possibly figment of stips

[pliant ruin]

Ill be fr

Im 99% sure hes real bc i dont think stip would go as far as to have a in-character qna on his birthday only for it to bw fake

That'd just be a jerk move and like
Stip isnt a jerk 😭

[stoic lark]

Probably eviscerate a couple of randos on the way out

[sleek halo]

Battle Beast would fight Yharim and and just

eviscerate bro

S1 Mark beatdown but he’s even more cooked

[manic coral]

yeah nopt even auric rejection is helping with Battle Beast or Conquest becuas ethat cna be solved by just using so much force that it can't repel you back, just try to hurt you

and i doubt auric rejection could in any way notably harm either of them

[sleek halo]

it also probably

thanks autocorrect

does a grand total of fuck all

my name is Yharim

I broke my arm

punching a cat

Like best chance of anyone beating conquest is like

Xeroc

and Idk if even he cna do it lmao

[manic coral]

MAYBE he could manage SOME sort of fuckery under VERY IDEAL CIRCUMSTANCES

[sleek halo]

yeah

Xeroc needs to have RoD abilities to not be

immediately cooked.

[sleek halo]

but 0 cooldown

[split mortar]

Tbh i can see them having that tho

[sleek halo]

yeah maybe

[split mortar]

Chaos elementals are using a small amount if pl and aint anywhere as skilled as xeroc and we use an item dropped by the elemental

Im sure xeroc can just tp freely

[manic coral]

i dont think xeroc would be IMMEDIATLY cooked even possible teleportation aside

[sleek halo]

Honestly, the only way I see with anyone dealing with basically

any major viltrumite villain

in Calamity

[manic coral]

i think if EVERYTHING that could go right for xeroc, went right

maybe they could beat Conquest

[sleek halo]

is just deadass DoG getting a sneak attack and putting them in the distortion

and waiting them out

for uh

a few thousand years

[deft vessel]

Against BB I’d say Xeroc can win if he teleports or in an other way gets BB into space

[sleek halo]

yeah BB only would “lose” to Xeroc if he was put into space lol

and then just

blasted away

[manic coral]

Assuming theyw ere able to pull a Mark and be JUST strong enough to be worth fuckign with but manage to not be enouhg to make conquest see them as a proper threat

and like

managing to use that FULLY to their advantage

[robust osprey]

Balloon Boy

[manic coral]

Maybe Xeroc could pull off something to at least

Probably not kill him but seriously injure and harm him

[sleek halo]

that’s also assuming Xeroc can immediately grasp the scope of Conquest’s strength

[mighty zenith]

enragement child

[manic coral]

imo the only condition in which anybody from Cal beats Conquest is if it's EVERYBODY from Cal, past and present, against Conquest

if they can all fully cooperate

[mighty zenith]

so uh thats not gonna happen

[wheat walrus]

dog solos he eat gods

[manic coral]

either that or some level of prep time

under those circumstances? yeah, i think they all have a solid shot at beating Conquest

[split mortar]

Draedon vs omniman

[manic coral]

That person who's almost as strong as Conquest?

[wheat walrus]

are you sure

[languid badge]

8 months of work for the 2nd most expensive nose bleed

Ig it depends how effective miracle blight would be

[split mortar]

How strong even is the ranged nosebleed machine

[manic coral]

if it can give Nolan a nosebleed it could probably fuck up Yharim pretty hard but it wouldn't kill him i feel like

[stuck shore]

How is Xeroc unable to beat conquest alone if he is the most powerful god

[wheat walrus]

erm

how strong is the second most powerful god

[split mortar]

Because the strongest in calamity is just
Below
Invincible characters

[manic coral]

Ok then, what could Xeroc do to kill him?

[wheat walrus]

conquest diving into a street same way I dive into water and destroying an entire city w that

💔

[pliant ruin]

Conquest can beat every character in calamity its not even fair

[manic coral]

Like yeah Xeroc is fucking strong, I mean Yharim who's way weaker than him can like level an entire city with a single attack

but like

That takes a lot of effort

and yeha, Xeroc is way stronegr than Yharim

But not LITERAL THOUSANDS of times stronger

[pliant ruin]

Conqcookies...

[manic coral]

Like Conquest realistically would be given what he's capable of

[young socket]

the dark souls method of attacking once when u have an opening and running away

repeat for like who knows how long

and done c:

[manic coral]

Given the fact that, again, vague comic spoilers, ||the combined power of three people vaguely relative to conquest literally blow up an entire planet||

||Nobody in Cal is even close to that level of power||

||Three Xerocs could NOT just blow up an entire fucking planet||

[sleek halo]

||tbf that was only due to extremely specific circumstances||

||they could not do it normally lol||

[manic coral]

||Fair, but still, like, even with that in mind||

||even assuming said planet was 95% weakened, like, the gluf of pwoer there is still insane||

||Even assuming Xeroc's strongest attack could hit with the strength of the meteor that wipe dout the dinosaurs irl, that's still like DOZENS of times stronger of a force from jsut THREE people.||

[split mortar]

pwoer

[manic coral]

@mighty zenith ban melon again

[mighty zenith]

👍

[manic coral]

like, regardless of it being extremely specific circumstances

[wheat walrus]

gluf

[manic coral]

ok seriously it's not funny

it's actually annoying

[wheat walrus]

fair

[manic coral]

anyways

[manic coral]

it's still absurb comapred to what Xeroc can do

[split mortar]

Could xeroc cause the sun to approach the planet

[sleek halo]

I think the only way Xeroc could potentially do the same is if he was literally able to throw the sun

[manic coral]

I don't think some people relaize how obscenely wide the gulf of power is between like, being able to destroy dozens of large mountains with an attack

[sleek halo]

and even then

it would not be close

[manic coral]

and being able to destroy an entire continent

[sleek halo]

yeah

[manic coral]

that's a power gap of like

[young socket]

meow

[manic coral]

HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of times

[sleek halo]

especially if it’s just within a singular attack

not prolonged

[manic coral]

yeah

[split mortar]

@omni scale this

[sleek halo]

expode now

[split mortar]

expode

[mighty zenith]

its why i believe reducing that to levels really lessens the impact

[sleek halo]

yeah

I mean

imagine watching a fucking mountain range

be wiped off the map

our strongest bomb afaik could not do that

[mighty zenith]

the implication of continental level being like, pretty small compared to multiversal level or smth

[cloud ibex]

ramiel my goat....

[mighty zenith]

it really makes it seem underwhelming

[sleek halo]

like once again

if ur wall level

you’re stronger than 99.99999% of every prrson to ever live

if not all of them

[split mortar]

Pretty sure the maximum yield the tsar could have had was barely above the stuff needed for low mountain iirc

[sleek halo]

yeha but a whole ass mountain range

just

gone

is unfathomable

genuinely

[manic coral]

and Conquest could absolutely do that

meanwhile it's a question if Xeroc could do that

so yeha again

Conquest vs. Xeroc is a curbstomp barring very exceptional circumstances

[sleek halo]

with also actively making sure

[languid badge]

What does xeroc even do
Like
I know theyre the light god but what does that actually mean for their abilities

[sleek halo]

uh

Light.. powers?

I mean it seems pretty versatile

considering he is able to recreate people

I also assume teleportation

[young socket]

technically xeroc recreates the boss fights nearly perfectly

INCLUDING

[split mortar]

Primordial light god
Not normal light

[young socket]

the debuffs

this means xeroc can fucking miracle blight you

[sleek halo]

I don’t know if there is any difference

[split mortar]

There is

[languid badge]

There’s a difference between a lamp post and the sun

[split mortar]

Otherwise why would there be a worded difference and it be such a big deal

And the fact that

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Because it sounds cool

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Cei said so a while ago

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ok well that is a lot more significant

I mean things have been hyped up before

iirc

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Pluh

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so, theoretically

xeroc could just go "go go gadget cancer ray"

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perhaps

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not me tho

Nah but while on that topic, anything above like

mountain level with like

hipersonic speed