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- Ceaseless Void is a broken portal to the distortion
- Storm Weaver is cosmic predator with no big purpose which invaded the Sky Kingdom and feasts the ruins
- Signus is entity that is also related to some Onyx clan
- Signus is also (apparently) a assassin
I think these are up to date?
Ceaseless void isn't broken, it's sealed
And the 4th one is old lore
Other than that yeah
it isn't entirely wrong
signus will possess an assassin
but him being an assassin is wrong
Ah alright
He's more so a somewhat independent figure with an interest in faustian bargains now
blades coming out of ur arm (tho i think he technically just
turns his own arm thing into a dagger)
and he seemingly can possess people
I mean
daggers don't mean assassin
I will buy a dagger and it instantly makes me into an assassin 
I want to ask something:fandom wiki lore is the old lore?is it official?
bit of both
a lot of it is vandalised
that too
ur better off using the history function of the official wiki
Fandom wiki is a vandalized mess
Better checking the doc pinned in this channel or the .gg wiki
use the official wiki
1 look at the "bosses" page should tell you that much
where can i find the old official lore?
pinned doc
cough cough
it's not rly old it just only has content currently ingame
stuff like dev statements is usually up in the air anyways
theyre asking for old lore not current!!!

so where can i find?
Curious
Why even look for the old lore?
I do remember there's a youtube channel that makes small animations about outdated calamity lore
Trying to learn the old + current lore will get you super confused imo
I never mind about that,can you give me a right website?
Idk where to find it, sorry
I personally dunno why the old lore wasn't archived or so
Oh!That is a bad news。
Yeah
There’s a link to the lore doc in the pins
Oh!really?
The OLD lore?
Fuck da old lore
New lore is just as confusing
i disagree btw
Yeah
i gave an answer over 10 mins ago
apparently

Personally it's confusing to me
Then again this one reading issue I have makes alot of docs and such hard to understand
IMO I think it's just the impressive vocabulary that makes it a bit hard to understand at first
But I read it over a few times and understood a bit
old lore had a entire segment on a angel vs demon war that created providence that was never elaborated on anywhere else
Not that impressive (not trying to shit on it or anything)
Old Lore literally was two completely disconnected stories mashed together
Sure, it's easier to understand as in
"You know what's happening"
But as in "piecing a narrative together"
Like I can read something but not always understand it
And the big ass stuff like the lore doc makes it hard
was daedalus even in character that was mentioned anywhere aside from the armour
Nope
i
He just nuked the Snow Biome and made it
im surprised u could properly read my message since i just read it it makes no sense
i need sleep
He was like, a relatively neat side story
But his impact on the world was meaningless when everything he could do was accomplished by Permafrost or Draedon
What is with Permafrost anyways
What's his purpose in the lore now
Aside being locked inside a ice prison for reasons idk
When did yall start making big lore changes and actually forming a coherent narrative? Few years ago?
Anyways
I'm off to bed 
Can I ask the lore creator for the info?Could you tell me who is the official lore creator?
The base lore rewrite was prepared between December 2022 and February 2023, when it was posted
hi stip
Hello 👋 I'm one of the lore writers for the team, there are a handful
Neat
Guess i came back to the game at the right time
Oh!I want to learn about the old lore,can you give me a doc?
Hmm
I don't know if there is a doc with it, I'll search
thank you!
No problem!
The Old Lore™ Bosses Desert Scourge “The great sea worm appears to have survived the extreme heat and has even adapted to it. What used to be a majestic beast swimming through the water has now become a dried-up and gluttonous husk, constantly on a voracious search for its next meal.” When ...
Now these next two were made a long time ago, and instead of showing you what was written ingame, they explain the story
Years ago, there was a family that lived in the Jungle Temple. In this family was Yharim, his brother Ignalius who was in a cult and always got into all sorts of trouble, his mother who was the “Chosen One”, gave Yharim a dragon egg she found while hunting and always taught him the ways of pe...
interesting
Oh!!!thank you very much!
Long ago, millions, perhaps billions of years ago right after the universe was first created, there were a race of Light Gods and a race of Dark Gods. The first and most powerful among these Light Gods was a being named Xeroc. The Light Gods were obsessed with order, hierarchy, balance, and ot...
No problem!
These two were actually made by Cei lol
that was mrrp iirc
She compiled the initial big lore doc afaik
i was kidding stip
So true
so true oomfie
cei wrote all lore ever
she wrote lord of the rings
the most lore filled story ever
By the way
Look what I found while searching
An actual explanation of Uelibloom!
So Uelibloom is actually from mystical trees that demand a wealth of sunlight energy to even sprout
Interesting
Was it the Yhardoc?
Also wdyt Cei?
i mean obviously doens't work anymore for obvious reasons but yeah imo it worked well for old stuff
This is a concept I would personally keep, should an opportunity to use it arises
Does Yharim have wings?
Or is the "awakening" lore item talking about something else.
The wings in Awakening are Dragon wings
It's basically Yharim reflecting that he "hasn't been a hero worthy of their name" (worthy of championing the Dragon cause) for a very long time
(In reality, he never quite was, nor is his cause something the Dragons necessarily desired)
But Yharim probably does have wings in the same capacity the player does
Speaking of Yharim with wings, the old logo that showed Yharim standing above the title I thought it was him with his own pair of wings. It was only a few weeks ago that I realized that Yharon was on that logo with him
Wtf but she's not a sun god now
Oh that's from 2019, so not canon now
Man, I miss 2019. Things were simpler back then
uelibloom shall become a profaned wood type 
uelibloom
uelibloom
uelibutt
Is there any lore behind the murasama?
No, its a blatant reference item and they arent canon
yep, its literally just a weapon from another unrelated game
theres no good way of canonizing it
Then why is it just left in the hell lab and not being used
-# also part of the problem is that no matter how good an explanation it gets, its still the mgrr sword and people know it so thats just going to seem a but odd its canon no matter what really
Well what would he use it for?
cake cutting
Hotglue it to Are's second left arm?
cutting the xan cake
not that meme again 
Draedon worked for yharim at the point of hell lab existing so like
Given it to a high end soldier
aw shit my brain just dropped a fuckin baller boss idea
Eats the murasama
you gotta fight one of Yharim's remaining Captains for the Murasama
literally will never happen but I am envisioning it so clearly
jetstream sam when
all of metal gear is now canon to cal, kojima you've done it again
the craziest thing is i bet kojima could make it work too
fr
hideo game kojimbo
"Play my hideo games." -Hideous Carcrash
Canonize Jetstream Sam
❌
Big boss is actually yharim
incoming wall of text i need yalls feedback on this k
ok so
the astral infection lore
is something i REALLY despise
draedon says that stars are the culmination of mana clumps pressurized together by their own attractive force
and then something goes wrong and somehow during that process theres a disease that gets created
i was so pissed while reading that part
not because of the creation of """stars"""
but because of the creation of the astral microbe
i thought it would be cool if
the concept of mana itself was like magnetism
my theory is that magnetism works by one 3d space of a 4d universe interracting with another via the 5d fabric of reality passing through both
much like gravity
or dark matter
(i speculate that dark matter is just the drag the other 3d spaces leave behind for all spaces within the 4d reality to experience)
so mana would also be some sort of interraction with a higher dimensional plane
this isnt really too far of a stretch since other dimensions DO exist within calamity
such as the distortion
so my theory would be
a microbe of some sort the distortion or some other dimension harbored made it out through lets say
a faulty ritual or a spell cast gone wrong
(wouldnt be the first time)
and this microbe would be able to take over the essence of mana itself
especially that concentrated within fallen stars
(DIFFERENT FROM ACTUAL STARS)
so this microbe, essentially being able to ravage anything and everything in other dimensions due to its vastly different organic structure
would befall other worlds
(terraria in this case)
and infect them with ease
(as shown with astrum aureus being infected despite being a former mech of draedon)
that would be my theory
(this was a string of messages i sent into a gc that i just compiled into one big text thats why it reads like that)
mana attracts itself cause of gravity
it's like how things in the real world are created
yea but
- the creation of the supposed disease inducing microbe itself pissed me off really hard
- i resent, despise and am disgusted by the idea that mana is just this substance that exists, hence why i added the explanation of how it works on a trans dimensional level
i know how attractive forces in the universe work but i just felt it was unfitting for such a celestial matter
iirc mana has its own attraction to itself and gravity
The mana only attraction is why astral shrinks iirc
for all I know, stars are meant to be "living", not sentient but living beings that are made of mana, hence why Yharim refers to them as dying, it's literal rather than metaphorical (like with real life stars, where it's not them actually dying as living beings)
the astral infection develops from old dying stars, it could be like cancer to us which develops from overgrown cells last I've seen, Astrum Deus' goal is to eat them before they reach that point
also abt the distortion
it isn't a whole nother dimension, it's in the same spacetime as the rest of the universe, but it's a distortion
a distorted region of the universe
nothing goes "wrong" its just that a star that has no new mana to pull from will just pull itself. the astral is just hyper condensed mana, like how a neutron star irl is a massive star that compressed into itself
sure but i dont like the concept of hyper condensed mana becoming a disease somehow
theres no mutation process or anything that would suggest that they would behave in a cancer like fashion
well that's up to taste then
speaking of taste do you like the general idea of my theory
but for all I can gather, stars are living beings that form from mana, it's not realistic but it's calamitous,,,
it seems interesting, but also my brain is getting scattered around many places so I struggle to concentrate on reading all of it, mb
could be cool :p
i dont like it cuz it shifts the origin of the astral to something entirely else
just a "yea another group of things caused this"
mana: cosmic force like magnetism, gravity, etc
- based off of trans dimensional interactions between different types of matter
- fallen stars =/= ACTUAL stars, fallen stars = condensed mana (by its own attractive force and miniscule gravity (barely plays a role at scales as small as that))
- astral DISEASE = microbe released from other dimension in a freak accdient able of feeding off of mana (something all things wield to an extent, like magnetism and gravity), able of infecting virtually anything due to vastly different and superior biological composition
Also wait stars are actually alive?
that seems to be the general implication
yeah i changed it to another group of things in my fanfic because i didnt like the first group of things
interesting
the multiversal disease
no i mean
yeeeeeeeees
ur shifting the cause of it
isnt it way more exciting
to something thats entirely unrelated
yup
can't let the other powerscalers know abt this tho since it's quickly turning into outerversal diseas
and making it related
it's cool
not really
my opinions on the astral infection are kinda grey
whar
ur just saying "it comes from there"
whats happening
thats not interesting in the slightest
i posted a fanfic and it sparked a discussion
astral meteor landed on lore discussion, chess

Some guy is tweaking out about the astral infection & proposing a complete re-write
what
my point was trying to expand on it beyond just "yeah so mana condenses and now its a disease"
what
triple g they said it's a fanfic
i never cared much about astral infection
damn...
i sure do love myself dumbing down a concept to its basics
your honor my lawyer is goat?
"yeah so this disease comes from another world"
not because of its origins just the fact it feels really disconencted from everything else and the designs are mostly uinteresting
yeah they're proposing a completely different interpretation
i have no strong opinions on its origin
this magically made me think of monster hunter world purely because of the word "world"
Or, i guess internal logic for how it exists
rise.
exactly because i thought itd be cool 😭
rise my minions.
anyways do what Magalas did
brainrot
same tbh
brave the wilds
at least plague is used as the reason for why yharim stopped working with draedon
freaktalis
👅
damn I sure wonder why the devs always show fatalis flicking its tongue in every cutscene
Who says "a star has fallen from the heavens!" When hardmode starts
plague is so cool
uhh the game
you
a star has fallen onto lego city
the terrarian says that out loud
yet again, my ick is that mana is just this matter that exists and becomes pathogenic when presented in high concentrations
i feel like making it a dynamic or functional constant of the universe (like magnetism or gravity) would be far more interesting than it just being a substance
you say it...
I think its just gameplay dialogue stuff
That's some weird formulations if the game said that
yknow i sometimes cant tell whats irony and what isnt anymore in this dsicord
im black then im white no something isnt right
is that gore magala becoming shagaru magala
u do realise u havent fixed this since u made fallen stars made of mana, which means it is still a substance
aw man this is just like the time i
i love chaotic gore
ah, you actually got me there
how about this
It reminds me of that one time me and quagmire went on to kill the jungle tyrant
u can propose ideas all u want but u cant change the fact that characters have mana yknow
so it has to be a substance, a resource
Why doesn't astral INFECTION spread
Theres people who say something transcends fiction
Have you seen someone say something transcends nonfiction
Mana shrinks
If anything the biome should shrink over time
slimes are made of slime, stars are made of mana
for a fallen star to form, a nucleus must exist within a high concentration space of a mana energy field. as all things wield mana, so would this proposed nucleus (a spec of dust, a small pebble, and so on)
however, by finding itself in an area (or rather field) of greater mana, the nucleus becomes overloaded and begins to project this excess energy as a physical manifestation
due to its highly energetic properties, these stars emit light endlessly as their energy is drawn not from any substance but the field of mana energy they are tied to
Yummers mana
I thought we didnt know exactly how the Astral Infection formed
stars can develop a cancer-like thing if they live too long, that's the astral infection
that's my take
Just that it rises from the bloated corpses of dead stars
the real reason is that spreading biomes suck
having 2 is bad but 3 is just too much
what if every biome was spreading
the trans dimensional properties of mana energy split the fields of influence into a 5 directional vector across time and space, causing a projection condensed onto a 3d plane to form a 5-pointed crystalline structure
there
thats my theory
can confirm i use best of both worlds for both evils and having 3 spreading things sucks
(FANFIC.)
low complex multiverse level
tundra biome got me fucked up all my dirt is gone 
Too much words
omni, powerscale this guys fanfic
game theo
Imagine if draedon discovered Balkan rage and noradrenaline 💀 💀 💀
Already did
norway even the new users recognize me as the powerscaler
im done cooked fried baked boiled served and eaten devoured
devourer of jods
You are THE powerscaler
bosnian rage....
brimstone witch smile + archmage stare
Tyrant sleep
Omni powerscale my friend Sean's left arm to calamity
godseeker yap
wh
Planetary
omni powerscale this brainrot
what do we think of the new and improved mana star concept FANFIC
It sucks
Idk
Mana is blue cocaine
I have melted brain rn cant comprehend your funny words magic man
I can take it or leave it I dont really fw with the concept of tacking on multiple different planes of existence to Calamity
dang!
- FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
- FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
- FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
- ULTRARICOSHOT x24517
& it's not like the Distortion is the fourth dimension it's a place created by space folding in on itself
it exists within 3 dimensional space it's just a fuckin weird place
Scene: dog comes over to yharim to join his forces
Dog: ruh roh let me join y'all
Everyone:what da dog doin
rotten vale
vaal hazak
blackveil vaal hazak
i LOVE mold
cover yourself in MOLD
you're telling me a hawk riced this tuah?
you're telling me a witch boiled this ilmeran?!
Would draedon say hawk tuah
i wanna hurl a carpenter hammer at your skull
when you do both good and bad deeds you dont get sent to purgatory you need to spend 10 minutes in cal lore channel
Why
its true
Lorous
who up hawking they tuahs
no but devourer of gods would
that's why we're shoving 30 rifles inside devourer of jods and opening autofire
Dog: hawk tuah
Noxus: what da dog doin
hit this post with a
if you're a true signus male
cantaro left calmain so I can't get his approval 💔
Guys what if yharim apologize….
something something image
And dog
what a calamity
player: tis so eazie omgz!!!
ares: BOSNIAN BLACK LUNG ACTIVATE
ares stomach: MELTS 💀
miracle matter: 💀 💀 💀 💀
BOI WHAT YOU SAY ABT EXOTIC RESONANCE
Just give him a seconds chance 💔
Can we burn this place
smoking that omnidimensional uelibloom pack
helpme
sea prism to exo prism:
🍷
what
Ares: I'm gonna hawk tuah you
Player: nuh uh pulls out yharim crystal
sigma
I bought a property in the aerie
MANGO! MANGO! MANGO! MANGO!
dragon fruit auric soul infused: 💀 💀 💀
And what they do for you is they give you the tyrant
do you guys think if apollo & artemis saw something weird they would awooga like a cartoon dog
give me the tyrant
Calamitas: ayo shut the- gong 
i am an engineer dr han I AM AN ENGINEER I AM AN ENGINEER
Scene: dog and thanatos meet
Thanatos: what da dog doin
Dog: what da dog doin
locked-in fovos VS king yhon stare VS low taper xeroc
how much estrogen do you think dog eats daily
Calamity brainrot isnt real
Calamity brainrot:
player: its over! i have you cornered now!
tyrant: AHAhahaha... baaakaaa~~~ (balkan diarrhea)
holy shit !
Baby xronx dropped a diss track on the yhrizzler and distortion guys
What if the real clamity were the clams we met along the way....
sticking out your soul for the yhizzler
WHERE ARE PACKGODS ROAST VICTIMS NOW?!?!?!
- the dragon aerie
we need supreme clamitas emote immideatly
Baby xeronx rizzed up livvy auric soul
skibidi calamiku and yhodzilla on fortnite
calamity battle pass i just shit out my auric soul
I can only imagine Calamitas's expression of disdain & slumped posture as she is forced into miku cosplay
there’s a new member lurking in this chat looking at these messages
who
me
hey guys i'm haggbart slark
🔥
omg Bart simple shark
Lorous
We're the distortion guys, of course we eat gods while eating a chicken bake
yummy
We're the distortion guys, of course we lock tragic lovers in our dimension for our double-choc chocolate chip cookies
noxus will lock braelor and statis in the davy jones locker next
What the fuck did I just read
Pain
This is true
going insane
This is another level of brainrot I previously thought infathomable
those who noxus
Die

I’m gonna explode
my name is xeroc
i made the rock
It was difficult
Shut the fuck up
Sometimes I question if humans are the smartest things on earth
its a stone, xeroc, you didn't make it
Its a rock that doesn’t experience time
Rock that rocks until it rocks it
lore discussion
How could xeroc like
Damage timeless rock
can't, terrible stonemason
just look at the new/current terminus sprite, literal natural rock formation
still related nonetheless
i can only assume they biden blasted a bit of the terrain and it broke off a bit of stone
sloppy craftsmanship
the barnacles...
ghhgh
petah
The horse is here
did yharim use yharon to fly
Thats a possibility
We dunno if they did for sure though
-# though i like the thought that yharim did use yharon for flight
i dont think yharim has a perfect form of flight
probably half the time in his crusade he was mostly limited to the ground
yharim could probably jump very high at least
it is pretty cool to imagine yharon airdropping yharim directly onto their enemies
this probably happened at least twice
good idea to ask cei about it if you get the chance 
yharim entering battle by bodyslamming a god:
Insert wheres your god image
i'm definitely leaning more towards him straight up jumping at you rather than him having wings of some sort
i do love the idea of yharon roaring and yharim just
appearing
wings to me sort of imply a level of elegance or grace, and yharim doesn't exactly seem particularly elegant or graceful
i mean, not like he can really fly himself
like imagine ur a god that is as tall as a house
but ur scared shitless when this guy shows up whose like a tenth ur size
it's gotta have been a crazy sight to just see yharim absolutely launching himself into a fight
just craft some wings and put them in the accessory slot lowk
yharim only uses defensive and offensive accessories
that one gif of the rock
all his mobility stats come from his armour
what, and "fly" for about, what, 20 seconds max?

Tbf that flying can get us to low orbit
ye but like
From the surface
they let u fly as fast as a car
draedon can definitely make extra acc slots
Yharim just rod of harmony spams his way to his enemies
damn i didnt know yharim stacked frog leg, amphibian boots, balloon and gravistar sabiton
i'd well imagine Yharim can break Mach 1, at LEAST in short bursts
normality relocator
Need rod of discord for that
-# and donor item iirc
farm chaos elementals
yharim would never use rod
And well
Hallowed didnt exist until we stab wof
Yharim would totally use rod
Also this
Its god essence stuff
listen don't question the in-universe functionality of shit like wings and rod of discord too much

Probably finds it revolting to touch
how did yharon exist if yharim didnt kill wof and ml
?
Elaborate

Egg is just a glorified beacon tbh
Yharon exists before we fight them
was the world in hardmode post ml back then
No
But that doesnt stop yharon existing
bro what
wonder if egg will ever get replaced or if yharon will ever get a different spawn method
Also iirc yharon comes to you (don't quote me on that)
y would it need replacing
its essentially the same as charred idol
were yharim and draedon on a different continent when a astral infection star dropped like we dont see it until post wof
a replica of an item that represents the character ur abt to fight
just kinda get tired of the same ol 'go to location and use item to fight boss at location' deal
nope
yharon doesnt have spawn restrictions
yharim was chilling at the dragon aerie (wherever the fuck that is) and draedon was fuck knows where
the location in this case would be your arena
no i mean back then when yharim and draedon were bffs and draedon made astrum aureus
so where did it go
i think the astral meteor canonically appears in hardmode?
don't quote me on that i might be wrong
wait actually when was plaguebringer made? Before or after the game starts?
before
in which case draedon either already had aureus built at some point beforehand or he speedran that shit when the astral appeared
draedon can essentially just teleport because he is all the bodies he makes, yharim was most likely in azafure up until it was destroyed and relocated elsewhere
everyone is always serious here
the astral ifnection literally onyl drops after the wall of flesh dies yes
before, the jungle lab is destroyed before u arrive
Yeah astral dropped in hardmode, and he sent aureus in to investigate, it was originally a recon bot to bring back equipment from battlefields iirc
but i fele compelled to take questions seriously anyways jsut in case
sarcasm is a myth made by yharim because he thought it would be funny
so draedon speedruns dropping astrum aureus and then it gets infected
aureus was alr made, he only made some slight modifications
Yeah
yeah Aureus already existed as just Aureus long before the events of the game
it was only after the astral infeciton dropped that it became, well
Astrum Aureus
i wonder how draedon feels about the name astrum aureus
kinda funny that you can fight astrum aureus almost immediately after killing WoF
did we give it the name astrum aureus
imagine if you could see the corpse of aureus before the disease fully takes over control when you first enter the biome
implying aureus got fully infected the same day it got dropped there
He probably wants to kill himself due to it being uncreative (he hates miracle matter just as much)
imagine aureus was just chilling somewhere in the world and then a star drops on his head and he becomes astrum aureus
i mean his problem with Miracle Matter's name isn't that it's uncreative
I know
where did this gif come from
I was just making a point lol
what are its origins
and not that combined with the text
Well no I know that's the first Wallace & Gromit short animated film
I believe about them flying to the moon to eat cheese?
wallace and peakmit
the hammer and building
when were exo prisms discovered
the first person i THINK saw post the gif was Octo?
okay, important question, if it were canonical to the game, would draedon play ultrakill, and at what difficulty
havent seen octo here in so long
I don't think Draedon would play videogames
so when they were made
no
They're entirely artificial
he has better things to do
make v1 real
Like factorio gaming
but would it be his kind of game
Now if there is a Calamity character that would play videogames
tempted to ban all ultrakill fans
like playing Factorio Space Age
no
😊
that'd be Factorio
please garbo my liege
Fair enough
real
i like how everybody agrees Draedon's favorite game would be Factorio
perform this righteous act & my blade is yours
Draedon would love gregtech
Absolutely
is there a confirmed date for when the game starts?
no
not yet
I dont even know what factorio is but its close to factory so i agree
you can't tell me he doesn't have a million spm megabase setup with a swarm of spidertrons situated on every planet
Anyway on this Devourer Of Gods would definetly play Ultrakill max difficulty & suck absolute ass at it
Like he's the kinda guy to say 'clip this chat' & then spend the next 20 seconds fumbling before dying in a ridiculously stupid way
Devourer would get jumpscared by something wicked every single time and be scared shitless every time it happens
plumg
factory simulator with a hint of environmental devastation, historical dig site devastation, war crimes and two separate cases of If That's Not A Violation Of Ethics It Certainly Should Be
so where was anahita and levi banished when silva made the toxic sea habitable?
so literally exactly the type of game Draedon would enjoy
Yharim's Legions going into debt replacing DoG's gaming PCs because any time he gets mildly scared or annoyed he destroys the rig immideatly
worm food
4th page of the Jungle Biolab Log will give a vague indicator
They werent banished they just left cause Anahita declared 'I don't fw this'
ehe
So based
I mean
You see them in the normal sea
Probably there
are they getting rewritten or just expanded?
ehe
but why would anahita go there if it still has things that live there and she dont fw that
one of the buildings you make in Space Age is literally shoving a baby animal inside a machine and constantly feeding it nutrient sludge to increase the efficiency of your biochemical industries
They weren't banished iirc, they just kinda dipped
Silva more annoying i guess
incredibly Draedon core
rewritten*
*no information is actually changing at all just being added and written better becuase theyw ere literally the first thing i made, and i'm not satisfied with their quality
they will be the only thing to recieve this treatment from me
At least anahita did, levi is just kind of a fatass that showed up outta nowhere
anyways
Levi is anahitas stand
time for me to return to writing a bit
ravajer
Goodbye cei
Bai
try not to die in the writer mines
Will we get more draedon dialogue options for future content drops?
iirc the rock could be a option in the future
I need that man in my life
One from boss rush
thats about it
We know we'll get to tell him about the Dragon Aerie
But thats the only confirmed one to my knowledge
Maybe distortion stuff aswell
idk if we could tell it more about the distortion
after noxus gets a dentist appointment
wait why does astral only come after wof
that's when it lands
impeccable timing ig
Bad luck for the planet
Afaik wof is unrelated to deus and the astral
i'm thinking about somebody having a line about conspiricacy theorists claiming that actually the world revolves around the run and not the other way around and how it's stupid becuase people have gone up high enough to see the sun at eye level without it setting beyond the horizon before
i love heliocentricity
i enjoy having dumb lines like that here and there
(you misspelt sun btw)
shut
Discworld

The run as in
World revolves around our character and what they do?


Hai goose
haii
Explodes your hair
i had 16g of crackers for lunch
she meant the sun
^
Of course, how do you think we hold items denser than black holes, we are the largest source of gravity in the universe, items are pulled towards our gravity.
actually no it'd be 8 not 16
gay person typjng syndrome
is this bait
"thet chekcs out"

I have reading comprehension
sure you do
more like reading compression
There are some quite strange people out there who claim that our world actually orbits around the sun, and not the other way around. Quite honestly, I am not sure why one would think that in this day and age. Even putting more complex proof aside, Draedon’s drones have proven otherwise by simply going high enough to not just see it at eye level, but between said drones and the planet! Some apparently even got close enough that they were vaporized by it.
first draft but since i brought it up i'm going to use it as a daytime line for Permafrost

Cool
I now really want to write a contrasting line from a vanilla NPC that's like "Don't beleive what people tell you, the world actually revolves around the sun. Don't believe what you're told."
Merchant?
Nah merchant is jsut greedy not stupid
i cant believe calamity mode is roundearthphobic 💔
angler
Ok shit that would be a good one
imagine if
someone told him Terraria revolves around the sun as a joke and since he's a child he just believed them
The proof is something about fish
Tax Collector
if aureus have a torso
Becoming a demonic creature does shit to your brain
angler or witch doctor
yeah i think it'd have to be angler
Angler is the best option I think
looking at all my opyions
and since he doesn't want to feel stupid for being tricked he refuses to believe anyone who tries to convince him otherwise
Due to the uh... existing dialogue
stupid dumbass orphan
I agree with angler on this one
dumbgler
he's stupid
Not being happy is pretty stupid
🔥
This is peak
We need conquest in calamity
No
Why
He’s balding
No the invisible character
No the invinsible character
"I am so lonely." he said to Yharim
He gently whispered into yharims ear
😭
give him like 3 days there would be no setting for calamity anymore
🔥
Xeroc VS Conquest
Xeroc washes tbh
Bro I don't see conquest beating like astrum deus
Conquest is just really really strong.
Astrum deus eats stars
Conquest from invincible?
the powerscaling arguments have started
Not full on stars
Stars are
Magic meteors
in terms of powerscaling calamity goes a lot lower than you might think
Conquest is gonna cook every single cal character srry
astrum deus eats 5 foot in diamater of condensed mana in space
how does this help it
Yharim is like
High city level
Well we still got Xeroc
I think Xeroc can
Old but gold argument (stars in calamity range from being the size of fallen stars to the astral meteor)
survive a bit agaisnt Conquest
Xeroc could definitely put up a good fight
that's a feat in of itself gotta give him props for that
Xeroc isn't WINNING
Bro isn't xeroc supposed to be a strong asf god
but i think Xeroc could survive for a good while
yes
Doesn't Atom Eve blast the fuck out of Conquest
Yes
yes Xeroc could get some damage win
Strongest inverse ≠ strongest outside
But dude ain't WINNING
Atom Eve is insanely strong too
She can literally rearrange things on a molecular level
She just uh
Has a mental block that stops her from being able to do that usually
Yes and mountain level is easily fitting the bill when the third strongest being is high city
Conquest is really fucked tho if u just don't engage in hand to hand w him
Only way i’d see xeroc winning is if he’s faster
GOOD LUCK
Which probably not
I could imagine Xeroc doing damage like that, but they're not gonna win on a physical basis
he can literally
fly through the entire planet
in minutes
how the fuck are you NOT gonna engage him in hand to hand combat
Yeah
Xerocs beat bet is just rapid teleporting for a chance of survival probably
Xeroc gotta lock in
With a hugeass beam, after she got opened like a can, after Conquest already fought Mark for a long time and was underestimating everyone
yeah uhhh good luck staying out of melee rnage when he cna fly through a continent in like a minute
has yharim just stopped what hes doing whilst we play the game
Holy shit it’s omni man
Basically he’s a bum
he's trying to manipulate you to continue it more or less
Those dudes fly through space on main
xerocooked 😭
😭
He started doing nothing a while ago
Man with all these big ass primordial creatures n shi you'd think they'd be stronger
again i think Xeroc could get some hits in and damage conquest but I see no world in which Xeroc wins
Xeroc can literally wipe out a entire continent man idk thats pretty strong
Yharim can one shot a city
Like
What
Any story can seem weak if you compare it to others that are written to have stronger characters
But how much effort does that take him?
idk i feel like being able to swipe your sword with a force equivelent to the bomb dropped on hiroshima is pretty strong
I could make Conquest Invincible seem weak by comparing him to that one dragon ball guy that can erase universes
Calamity isnt a crazy world
i need to watch the new invincible episodes
or comparing him to a certain pink haired lesbian magical girl
u gotta...]
Conquest VS Krillin
They’re peak
Most people die to three slimes
Alr that's it bro we need a calamity character who outscales everything
No
Conquest vs raditz 😭
i sure do love rewriting the laws of the universe
time to see if i can get my 1 billionth prime free trial in a row
Make nameless diety cannon
No
Trust for the funzies
its not a cannon its a god
Go to WoTG for that 🔥
Go to wotg if you want crazy op shit
dms :3c
That's not a god? Thats a cellphone! I put it to the ground!
even as a big dragon ball fan, a bigger dragon ball fan than i am an invincible fan
gotta give it to Conquest
What the sigma⁉️
I would like to hear why
Isn't Raditz like
The weakest saiyan
I'm not well versed in the Ball lore
NAPPA is the more interesting question imo
P much
He’s a joke
But could still blow up the moon
raditz like blows up mountains and destroys cities and shit
Wotg is a cool concept but it sucks that It would never fit into normal calamity.
Like come on bro they throw black holes at you
Double Sunday
||thragg||
vs vegeta on the sayan arc
whos winning
tell me pwoerscalers of calamity nation
best he's even seen to do and implied to be about as strong as he is
which is strong yeah
but not
CONQUEST strong
Like
Despite how wacky and silly some calamity guys are
Killing king slime or desert scourge already makes you a local hero and by slime god an actual one man army
And then it just gets crazier and crazier as we progress with how strong we are compared to basically everyone
idk tbh i dont care in the slightest about how strong characters from the Media are and idk why ppl put so much focus on it
Mama, I just unalived a man 🎤🔥
Because we got nothing better to do
Bu the time we kill out first boss, we are basically a 1/1000 person or even rarer
His power level was like 1200 or so right?
||I mean it took three extremely powerful viltrumites hitting a planet at the perfect time and place to destroyit after it was hit with a start destroying rifle||
i am going to fucking die if i see more powerscaling here
i mean yeah but that doesn't even really matter. i mean, pwoer levels beign stupid and not properly representative of strength is
pointed out in-universe
like
multiple times

powerscale calamity stuff specifically so its ontopic
power levels were literally introduced and then immediatly subverted as a concept
as a showing of "you can't quantify strength and battle prowess with a number"
Something I find really interesting Is that there's gonna be desert scourege nests added.
I always thought there was only 1 desert scourege
We fight its children in the fight????
its a population
Sort of but they do still have some grounding, I think it’s at least reasonable to assume he could blow up far more than a mountain considering what characters like jackie chun (roshi) could do in og db and he’s many times stronger than him
My palico in Monster Hunter (all tools available) VS Xeroc
Bro I thought they were the species it came from or som
ok. consider:
that was literally a joke and gag
and clearly not itnended to be otherwise cosndiering what happens later
Tom & Jerry matchup
great jaggi vs xeroc
that jsut further proves it
xeroc is cooked yall...
Wait does this mean there's a population of aquatic scourges
vaema or xeroc
Sorry that I blew up the moon. It was a prank guys
Yes
Its a completely fine species
aquatic scourge is a species in of itself
theres several
"desert scourge" isn't a species though
We just fight the aqua scourge in the sulphuric sea
Maccao >
it's a surviving population of a species of fatass scourges that livec in the shallow waters of the sunken sea
Bro I feel bad for squatic scourges who swim too low and see the big eildom wyrm
why would they want to go there 
Anyways imma be honest my Palico would SOLO Xeroc he tabka Safi's sapphires and Fatalis' kalpa flames on main 🔥
They got bored
also im p sure it would literally die
I think Goku just might be able to beat Xeroc by the skin of his teeth
its a surface creature which
i doubt has any adaptations for pressurization
unless itw as like a sperm whale but why would it, it's a filter feeder
it don't hunt anything
I wonder if desert scourges competition Is the great Sand shark.
Or if the scourge actively runs away from it
gss is actually dead
great sand shark is supposedly going to be entirely redesigned into a undead being
so not really a natural part of the ecosystem
yeah
Aww
which i like better because GSS lore never made much sense to me
So does that mean desert socureges still be ruling the desert fr
I thought they were sharks from illmeris that also adapted to the desert
supposedly but that makes uh
you know
absolutely no sense
you don't just "adapt" and suddenly gain the ability to breathe air and live on land
ds already had amphibious adaptations yeah
Is the aquatic scourege what the desert scourege looked like before going to the desert
no
with desert scourge it makes sense for various reasons because
- its a reptile, it can breathe air
- it already lived in the shallow areas of the sunken sea
- the prey it hunted in the sunken sea and the prey it hunts in the desert are fairly similar (arthropods, in the desert it can hunt antlion and sand poachers, in the sunken sea it likely hunted giant crabs)
- desert scourge was already semiaquatic
but for gss it just
dosen't really
they are completely separate species
make sense
like
at all
unless it was... a semiaquatic air breathing shark i guess?????????????
but that dosent explain how bro can burrow through sand
its just amess
also yes desert scourge's species and aquatic scourge are related but entirely separate
I thought they both branched off from the same wormy wormy worm
that doesnt mean theyre the same species
but they're not the same
fuck that actually makes sense, bugs live in the sand
I see
what cheese said basically
Fun fact
They arent in the same genus
DS sifts through said sand
eating the grubbies
Obviously the squatic scourege Is way fucking smarter going to the ocean and not the desert
no
no
he's chilling
ok so let me
convergent evolution
uh
I thought the yharim lore items said otherwise
no
Theyre said to be part of the same family iirc, which is the tier above genus iirc
this is so much cooler though
desert scourge didn't "evolve" from the sunken sea scourge, it is literally the same species as the sunken sea scourge, its just living in a different habitat, its morphology did not change
aquatic scourge is a entirely separate, but related species
melon gun when biology
I seee
sunken scourges are likely closer to DS than AS is
How big are all the worm bosses .
They are prob alot smaller than I imagine right? Like their mouth is barely bigger than a person
calamity beginning to populate the world with animals is pretty nice,
makes the world feel more alive
they are to scale
humans are part of the Homo genus, which also includes Neanderthals (Homo neanderthalensis), but our species specifically is Homo sapiens
I see them being as long as a school bus or som
yuh
its cool
hope they give the other biomes as much diversity as the sunken sea layers
this was mean btw sorry
i understand not everyone here has the same lvel of autism i have about little fish
i think I know someone that beats you on that front
let out your inner demons
I hope they expand more on each biomes ecosystem.
There's no predators I can see in the jungle
Unless wasps are running the fade with the slimes
the jungle has so much content already
thats because vanilla biome
i dont think they will overhaul enemy ais for many vanilla enemies at all
if any
Do fishrons live in the sulphuric sea
some do
scope creep the sequel
old duke does
old duke and his slaves
Do you think aquatic scoureges and fishrons are competitors for food
Wait nvm
no
The aquatic scoruege
filter feeding