lore-discussion

[wheat walrus]

it's a distortion in the universe

[manic coral]

it's used in the proces of covnerting it from a liquid, hyperfreezing it, and being able to have it take a more highly durable rubber-y form

[split mortar]

@hoary berry

[hoary berry]

what????

[spring helm]

so it is elastic

[hoary berry]

why did i get pinged

[spring helm]

ive been wondering that for a while now

[snow mountain]

this has several implications

[manic coral]

DoG uses it as armor after all

i mena

[split mortar]

Record keeping

[manic coral]

it's sorta gotta be

[spring helm]

start from here goose

[hoary berry]

the nefarious ctrl + f

but sure i'll read it

[manic coral]

but yeah that's roughly how making cosmilite works

[strange kestrel]

oh wow astrum deus is the only god who isnt actually a god?

[split mortar]

That we know of yeah

[snow mountain]

i have to say what I am thinking ive struck gold

[wheat walrus]

we also know that Signus can create a breach into it by focusing lots of energy into 1 point, but reality quickly recorrects it by violently closing the breach and booms the energy back in

[manic coral]

it's a god in title beucase it's literally where the word came from

[cloud ibex]

basically

[strange kestrel]

yeah deus is god in many languages

also in mine

[cloud ibex]

depending on who you ask torch god is one too

[manic coral]

before it sorta got changed and well

[strange kestrel]

his name translates to god of the space

[mighty zenith]

wait is this new info or am i trippin

[strange kestrel]

or stars

[manic coral]

gods became the closest descriptor for people who ascended

[split mortar]

New info i think

[strange kestrel]

or anything floating in the universe in general

[spring helm]

oh so when the Distortion update comes we get cosmilite by like
taking buckets of the raw liquid form and turn it into ingots with endothermic energy?

[manic coral]

nah ive talked about this before

[strange kestrel]

astrum is a very abrangive term

[snow mountain]

discovers latin here of all places smh

[random mulch]

calamity etymology lore

[manic coral]

hopefully

[mighty zenith]

not what i meant

[snow mountain]

draedon has cosmilite latex

rubber gloves

[spring helm]

this is the second time cattus incuss

[split mortar]

Drink cosmilite then puke it out later for transportation not buckets you animal

[strange kestrel]

oh wow astrum deus is a good guy

[split mortar]

Yuh

[spring helm]

i wouldnt really call it a good guy myself

[strange kestrel]

we will have a distortion update???

[manic coral]

but yeha it was originally a term meant to describe Astrum Deus specifically but after ascensions starting happening people used the closest term they could and they naturally got comapred to Astrum Deus

[strange kestrel]

we can go into dog's dimension?

[random mulch]

ye

[spring helm]

eventually

[split mortar]

Yea

[manic coral]

i mena it's not his

[strange kestrel]

his home dimension i mean

[manic coral]

that'd be like renting an apartment and saying the entire city it's in is yours

[split mortar]

Closer to noxus and signus house that theyre roomates in

[snow mountain]

he blows into the rubber cosmilite gloves to make them expand, which he then gives to cal clone

[spring helm]

DoG the type of guy to say
"I RUN THIS CITY"
and nobody knows him

[snow mountain]

this implies one of his bodies has lungs in order to do this

[manic coral]

incorrect

just make a really big fan

[snow mountain]

oh yeah real

[spring helm]

that's not as cool

[strange kestrel]

providence was once human????

[snow mountain]

what other uses are there for latex ive forgotten

[spring helm]

Draedon obviously hired like 40 people to blow them

[split mortar]

When will we get the calamity food update where we can food

[manic coral]

basically all gods were yeah

[split mortar]

Yeah
Almost all gods were

[hoary berry]

i am so glad that my headcanon regarding cosmilite has finally been shot in the skull
it was never intended to be anything other than "this sounds cool so i'll write about it" yet it's been stuck in my head so prominently ever since i came up with it

[strange kestrel]

i cannot imagine that fucking thing being human

THIS IMPLIES DOG WAS A HUMAN TOO????

[solar wharf]

dog isnt a god, so no.

[manic coral]

there might be a very rare exception, but...

[split mortar]

Dog isnt a god

[snow mountain]

dog eats gods

[random mulch]

DoG's not a god

[robust osprey]

no

[manic coral]

none you hear about

[strange kestrel]

oh

[robust osprey]

dog was always a worm

[snow mountain]

reverse DoG

[split mortar]

Dog lies anlot

[strange kestrel]

damn :c

[solar wharf]

isnt silva one of the exceptions

aint she an elemental

[strange kestrel]

i want a human DOG form now

[manic coral]

ok fair but like

[split mortar]

Yes

[robust osprey]

devourer of dragons

[manic coral]

she's humanOID

[random mulch]

DoG's ego is just so big that he calls himself a god

[snow mountain]

GoD

shrimple

[solar wharf]

oh so the exception we havent heard of, isnt even humanoid

[mighty zenith]

femboy DoG

anyway,

[strange kestrel]

okay what things do we fight in game that are gods and what arent gods?

[manic coral]

i never siad there was only one i just basiclaly said

[strange kestrel]

HELL YEAH

[manic coral]

yeah a few exceptions COULD potentially exist

[spring helm]

slime god obviously

[mighty zenith]

slime god, provi and ravager technically are gods

[manic coral]

but it's not like you ever hear about them

[solar wharf]

you kinda did ima be honest

[split mortar]

Slimegod may have been a femboy

[spring helm]

slime god was a slime

clearly

[strange kestrel]

ravager has an auric soul thing??

[mighty zenith]

wha

[random mulch]

ravager's a god that got killed and revived

[strange kestrel]

OH

[split mortar]

Ravager is the revived corpse of the god of sacrifices

[manic coral]

note: revived very badly

[strange kestrel]

i can see that

[manic coral]

as tends to happen with necromancy

[spring helm]

Ravager is more like the ressurected corpse of a god
there is not much consciousness left inside it

[manic coral]

[strange kestrel]

he moves so wonkly its so weird

[spring helm]

golem 2

[random mulch]

ravager's rework is gonna go so hard

[split mortar]

Reviving is shit
It did revive so its good as far as i care

[snow mountain]

what would draedon use his cosmilite rubber gloves for though?

[solar wharf]

so it doesnt understand the concept of a gun? does that mean ranger is like, the best against it lore wise

[spring helm]

handle auric and still explode

[mighty zenith]

shapeshifting zombie gorilla <3

[random mulch]

the meat man

[snow mountain]

OH MY GOD HE'LL PUT IT ON HIS HEAD LIKE FEATHERS MCGRAW

[spring helm]

...yes

[mighty zenith]

i mean it doesnt understand guns but its still tanky as shit

[solar wharf]

what is ravager doing once i keep firing at around 2-3 miles range

[mighty zenith]

guns do about as well as magic and swords and random bullshit rogues use

[split mortar]

Fire back

[solar wharf]

how would he know where i am huh?

my guy's a dumbass

[strange kestrel]

he's being reworked?

[snow mountain]

this prompts me to ask how well draedon scales next to wallace

[random mulch]

#calamity-update-talk message
yes

[split mortar]

Almost all bosses are iirc

[mighty zenith]

the big red marker on screen showing where you took damage from

[solar wharf]

LMAO

oh shit, forgot about that one man

[strange kestrel]

OH MY GOD THAT'S SO SICK????

[cloud ibex]

if rav is sentient enough to like

move

[strange kestrel]

are we getting that fucking awesome calamitas clone design???

[solar wharf]

moving has nothing to do with sentience nor sapience

[strange kestrel]

the one with the giant skull

[mighty zenith]

no that was scrapped

[split mortar]

Theres no public calclone design?

[strange kestrel]

awgh :c

[cloud ibex]

it's probably sentient enough to have the thought process of "i am being attacked -> go/retaliate in direction of attack"

[strange kestrel]

what bosses do we have publc design of

[snow mountain]

decrypt made one that was great i think

but alas

[solar wharf]

but again, sentience has nothing to do with moving

some bacteria moves, but saying they have even a semblence of sentience is lowkey dumb

[mighty zenith]

#calamity-update-talk has a document for that

in pins

[snow mountain]

wallace would no-diff draedon

[strange kestrel]

its been so long since ive been this excited about calamity

[snow mountain]

its all hypothetical

[split mortar]

So are you

[snow mountain]

mhm

there is no self here

[random mulch]

next update is gonna be one of calamity's biggest

[split mortar]

^

[dusk laurel]

Okay so cosmilite is a liquid

[mighty zenith]

wallace and gromit?

[dusk laurel]

finally real confirmation

[manic coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079606700954357863/1079626505858072687/attachment.gif

[snow mountain]

yes

[mighty zenith]

then yes absolutely

[split mortar]

FUCKING LMAO

[mighty zenith]

draedon aint got shit on wallace

[snow mountain]

wallace + auric soul

[split mortar]

Thatd nerf them

[mighty zenith]

god of dairy

[manic coral]

so true

[strange kestrel]

how many years do yall think draedon would take in prison?

[split mortar]

0
They arent a living person

[mighty zenith]

20 life sentences

[split mortar]

No person to imprison

[snow mountain]

evening gromit

[mighty zenith]

actually yeah they wouldnt be able to imprison him

itd be like trying to arrest skynet

[random mulch]

he just never tells anyone that he has multiple bodies so while 1 sits idle in jail he carries on with his life

[robust osprey]

they would need to arrest a lot of bodies of the same guy

and god knows where are the bodies at

[solar wharf]

what if like, we blow up the planet

[split mortar]

There are no bodies in the river
-# or whatever the scp is

[manic coral]

ok

cool

explain how

[mighty zenith]

uhh nukes and shit

thats strong right

[random mulch]

by blowing it up

[solar wharf]

idfk, there are probably some powerscaler out there that can scale some random shitass item to multiversal

[mighty zenith]

just spam nukes surely that will have no negative consequences

like

the extermination of the human race

surely not

[split mortar]

Azathoth

[snow mountain]

wallace

[random mulch]

ark of the cosmos moment

[manic coral]

"probably" i've seen multiveral Providence arguments

[snow mountain]

wallace tier power

[manic coral]

which

[indigo glade]

Galaxy Smasher.

[manic coral]

to be clear

are wrong

even ALL logic aside

for one simple reason

.

if she could destroy the planet why hasn't she yet.

[split mortar]

SHE WOULD HAVE KILLED EVERYONE

[indigo glade]

She would've done it.

[solar wharf]

hey man, all that was asked is how do we deal with draedon, not how do we deal with it efficiently okay?

[mighty zenith]

uhh shes holding back because uhh ummm

[solar wharf]

well, powerscalers usually use AP for that

[robust osprey]

her whole motivation is to kill every living organism

[mighty zenith]

man shut up i just want calamity to scale to buttfuckversal++

[solar wharf]

which btw, would basically ruin the very fundemental concept of physics, hence why AP isnt even real

but powerscalers like having that

[dusk laurel]

[robust osprey]

beacuse she wants to be lesbian

[manic coral]

i mean msot things ignore physics

[robust osprey]

[manic coral]

see the thing is

[split mortar]

Exo prisms

[manic coral]

unless it is SPEICFICALLY rule in-universe

[solar wharf]

yeah but i assume calamityverse still runs on the very basic law of force and energy no?

[manic coral]

something like AP vs. potential destructive power is unrestrained shouldn't be considered too much

[indigo glade]

If I ever become a developer for Calamity, my first task is annihilating any and all possible, idiotic powerscaling arguements.

[random mulch]

exo prisms can just keep making energy

[indigo glade]

#SeekerOfKnowledgeForDev2025

[manic coral]

because it is not a thing in most stories

[robust osprey]

I would vote for that

[manic coral]

like it explicitly is in Dragon Ball for example but like not in calamity

[solar wharf]

yeah, but powerscalers apply it to everything

[manic coral]

which is dumb

[solar wharf]

soley because, without it. you can scale shit past like, street level

without heavy inconsistency

you cant*

[manic coral]

you absolutely can. if writers want their characters to be, like, city level

they'll write them like that

[wheat walrus]

barely to be called "arguments"

[manic coral]

[solar wharf]

yeah, but writers fallacy is usually followed by the powerscalers

[split mortar]

When we get the outerverbal slimegod arguments

[manic coral]

if i want a character to explicitly strong enough to destroy a city in one blow

i'll write them destroying a cit yin one blow

and so will most writers

[solar wharf]

and to this, writers already do something like that and still show the main character punching something and not causing nuclear levels of force. writers dont really want to make their characters weak but also dont want to take the realistic consquences of them being strong

[manic coral]

yeha and you cna write in reasons for it to NOT be of consequencemost of the time

[solar wharf]

one punch man is the first example that comes into mind, the writer wants them planetary level but it'd be fucking stupid if one punch man cant even fight a villain without blowing up earth

[wheat walrus]

even assuming that the cosmology of calamity has both spacetime continuums and 115 different timelines as Atom Splitter would imply, the cosmology would be Low Multiverse Level at most, and for characters it would only apply to beings that can affect and/or destroy the entire cosmology with their power, which if we wanna pull stuff from tooltips once again and take it to the truly, ig Supernova may be able to

[manic coral]

see, again, Dragon Ball and Ki Control, but like something i enjoy about the series. at least, DBZ.

[wheat walrus]

and that

is the absolute limit to me

[manic coral]

people actually do treat somebody aiming a bema at the ground as like

"oh fuck"

"stop"

[solar wharf]

no point tho? because it'd just be a bandaid fix and would still be HEAVILY illogical. all you did was just make it canonical.

[manic coral]

even Cell throwing a Kamehameha near the ground or Vegeta doing Final Flash is treated as a potential threat to the world

even not aimed directly down

just near the surface

i fuckin love that

[robust osprey]

loreus!

[manic coral]

eh it'd more than a "baidaid fix" if it's used creatively

[wheat walrus]

baseline multiverse is silly cause nothing implies there would be 1000 or more alternate timelines, let alone infinite, like I said the highest we're getting is 115 according to AS being able to pull attacks from up to that many timelines, and that is not its attack potency either that's just to understand how many timelines there'd be

[cloud ibex]

i think this is tangentially enough related to lore (or at least writing in general) to be fair game

[robust osprey]

mmh fair enough

[manic coral]

yeah this related to writing in general so is ay it's fair game

this chat goes on writing tnagents plenty

and i mean

it is part of the lore being made

[mighty zenith]

if your message doesnt include the word "calamity" you are permabanned forever

sorry!

[robust osprey]

calamitous!

[hoary berry]

calamity is not in this message, bye garbo

[indigo glade]

This is such a calamity.

(Mod)

[mighty zenith]

[cloud ibex]

siege

[solar wharf]

usually, unless you wanna fully write it in lore. it'd always be just another worldbuilding, something that doesnt really have an effect on the actual plot, writing or the characters. like a fun fact. in which, for dbz plot (all about training strength and sick ass cool fight scenes, it makes sense) but for basically, every other writing piece. it seems to be just more of a nuisance than anything.

[wheat walrus]

higher dimensional tiers, when does Calamity ever deal with higher dimensions, even tooltips only talk about affecting Space (3D) and Time (4D), not being qualitatively greater than them

outerverse level is just raw unfiltered glazing, when has calamity ever dealt with things vaguely implied to be anywhere beyond any and all forms of math and dimensionality or straight up ontological powers???

[manic coral]

but yeah my take is that due to writers obviously not wnating to research laws of physics and stuff or have to deal with them sometimes, everything regarding violating the laws of physics shouldn't be taken too seriously unless it's explicitly pointed out and anything that accidently portrays the character as like 100000 times stronegr than they're ever usual shown because of that should be treated as an outlier

[wheat walrus]

DoG creating portals has never been a scaling feat it's just portal creation gng

Dragon Aerie having a veil of bent space that makes it untrackable is not attack potency, even assuming it was the doing of some dragon, it's space manipulation

[manic coral]

also related: some people don't understand how absolutely massive the differences between even jsut like "wall level" and "building level" or like "building level" and "street level" or like "city level" and "country level" are

[wheat walrus]

most people who use those terms don't even know what they mean

[manic coral]

yeah

[spring helm]

I punched drywall once and broke it

[robust osprey]

I dont know what they are so I dont use them

[spring helm]

I’m wall level

[manic coral]

yeah like somebody continent level realisitclaly absolute destroy the planet. they jsut can't destroy it with a single blow.

[wheat walrus]

you could maybe make an argument for being able to bypass it, but that depends on circumstances and how it was bypassed

[robust osprey]

but I do punch walls

sometimes

when I'm angry

or accidentaly hit it

[wheat walrus]

is it a specific technique or ability, or raw power, or anything else really

[spring helm]

Dragon of gravity

[hoary berry]

but are you european wall level?

[solar wharf]

actually funny btw, because this happened to me once, where a friend who was writing some lore, got asked the characters powerscaling levels and without thinking he threw some scales around, and i told him that "hold on, this character is moon level even tho he stood a fair ground against a planetary one?" "Yeah? close in power no?" - him

[spring helm]

I need to train in the hyperbolic time chamber first

[manic coral]

"wall level" is alreayd stronegr than like any human ever and "wall level" vs. "building level" is a power difference of like at least 80 times

if not well over 100 times

dependings on what kinda building we're talking

[wheat walrus]

Yea

[manic coral]

and like really any fight with two characters of equal skill, like logically speaking 2x strength should make it a near dwonright surbstomp assuming no special weaknesses

[solar wharf]

what if like, the other character is REALLY good at dodging

[manic coral]

a wall level in all aspects character should not be able to make a building level in all aspects character like

even fucking flinch

[split mortar]

Dumb question about attack potency and destructive capabilities or whatever

If a attack has city level AP does that mean it should level a city if its AP was equal ti is DC or would it just hurt a city

[solar wharf]

level a city, is what city level usually means

being able to destroy an entire city

not just hurt a city

[manic coral]

doesn't matter if the attacks need to be 10-40 times stronger to do anything

[dusk laurel]

DoG

[languid badge]

anyone can destroy a city with enough time

[robust osprey]

bring some hammers and a lot of free time

[solar wharf]

thank you, this is the motivation i needed

[manic coral]

so yeah yharim's strongest possible attack i cna realsitically see being at least small city leve puts him at like

hundreds of thousands times stronger than a normal person

[solar wharf]

so he gets negged by tsar bomba

?

[mighty zenith]

nukes were a mistake for many reasons

[manic coral]

bitch can easily make shockwaves strong enough to tear people apart and atomize people with punches

[mighty zenith]

one of them is powerscaling

[split mortar]

Thats one single attack

He can do more

[manic coral]

a city level person could relaisitcally wipe out society on a world

[solar wharf]

yeah, people didnt realize that when they created a bomb big enough to wipe a mountain and so big, the pilot that dropped it even if reached maximum alt. wouldnt survive.

[spring helm]

I mean if it blows up in his face he’s still dying

[wheat walrus]

Yep, Continent Level assumes completely destroying a Continent-sized area, but if an attack like that happened in real life its effects would go beyond the Continent that got destroyed and cause a terrible extinction event, but fiction often times doesn't consider "side-effects" for attacks like these since fiction often times doesn't either

But in real-life, a continent-level explosion/impact is causing an extinction event much greater than even the Chicxulub Asteroid Impact did

[manic coral]

honeslty part me me really wants to write an account of somebody seeing yharim fight and seeing him actually just hit a dude so hard that they're just

gone

and so is the area around where it happened

[mighty zenith]

pulverized into blood particles

[manic coral]

not even

[split mortar]

That explains why theres no debri in the jungle lab

[manic coral]

why WOULD there be debris

he cna punch some shti so hard it just vanishes

[solar wharf]

atomizied!?!? @wheat walrus how far can we scale something that can split atoms?

[robust osprey]

mutliversal+++

[manic coral]

this was even something i brought up when discussing it

there's not even debris

it's just fuckin gone

[random mulch]

my favorite kind of character
in a world of magic n' whatnot there's just a guy that hits really hard

[manic coral]

that's just how strong Yharim is

[mighty zenith]

my next magic trick is making this person fucking cease existing

[robust osprey]

brute force vs magic

[split mortar]

Yharim hits you with the

STOP

And thus you stop

Existing

[manic coral]

in a world of gods and dragons who cliamed "auric souls" and whatever for bigs chbunks of their pwoer

ine stronegst is the dude who didn't need any of that shit

[solar wharf]

why doesnt the terrarain just create such a loud sound and use it against yharim, as long as he hears it. his dumbass armor and whatever durability he has wouldnt matter man

[wheat walrus]

Atomized in powerscaling refers to only leaving atoms, your description of splitting atoms and/or subatomic particles is usually referred to as "subatomic/quantum destruction"

[manic coral]

and trained and fought for like 90%-95% of his strength

[robust osprey]

a dude who is even opposed to most of that shit

[solar wharf]

yeah ik, i said atomized out of pure instincts because i couldnt think of a different word

[wheat walrus]

Fair

[random mulch]

doesnt engage in the main method people got power and still strong enough to atomize someone

[manic coral]

just a man with ambition

[solar wharf]

does that mean, he was born with 10% of the capability of city destruction?

still hella strong lowkey

[manic coral]

no just had some help

[solar wharf]

oh

[manic coral]

via moderately extended lifespan

[random mulch]

exo armor moment

[solar wharf]

so, i can beat baby yharim?

[manic coral]

and some cool armor

[solar wharf]

i literally stay winning

[manic coral]

most non-babies could beat baby yharim

[spring helm]

So how much of Yharim’s total fighting capability comes from the armour

[split mortar]

I imagine he got like
20% stat boost from exo upgrade

[manic coral]

not much

didn't even fit him well at first

if anything it started as a hinderance

at least offensively

[split mortar]

Quite noticeable but he is absolutely most of the power

[manic coral]

just helped defensively at first

[solar wharf]

so cei, does that mean xeroc is like, mountain level MAYBE continental if we go far

[manic coral]

was more used to fighting without for a few years

[solar wharf]

since xeroc no diffs yharim

[manic coral]

i'd say Xeroc is like large mountain yeah

[solar wharf]

destroying a mountain is crazy cool tho

[spring helm]

Wait so Yharim’s faster without the armour?

Is that gonna be his phase 2

[manic coral]

at least that. continental, MAYBE under very specific conditions and a relativley small continent

[split mortar]

Xeroc is planet level

Just teleport the sun on them

[manic coral]

if you cna't tell i do enjoy discussing this sorta stuff, i've enjoyed it since i was like 11, i just

[solar wharf]

europe when xeroc pulls up:

[manic coral]

hate most online powerscaling discourse

[robust osprey]

oceania maybe

australia + isles

[solar wharf]

yeah but australia has some fucked up creatures in there, so it might be smaller but it gotta atleast be like, averaged sized continent with that in mind

[manic coral]

but like that's the ABSOLUTE highest i see the dude being able to go assuming they really do put EVERYTHING into that sort attack

[robust osprey]

DoG is from australia fr

[cloud ibex]

tbh i think it would be really cool if yharim at the very least partially ignored knockback immunity

[manic coral]

everytime i unironically see "dodge a laser so FTL" i question whoever said that deeply

[manic coral]

tbh i kinda hope his punches do

seeing as

auric rejection alreayd ignores it and

[split mortar]

He decks you and you will go flying

[manic coral]

that's the idea behind his punches being super effective too

it literally auric rejects you

[solar wharf]

LMAO LITERALLY

[cloud ibex]

like i can vividly imagine yharim socking the player in the face, getting a brief hit stop like an ultrakill parry and you get flung into the wall

[split mortar]

Doesnt
Doesnt air slow light

And even then

Arent most lasers just

Non descript energy stuff

[manic coral]

yes. but, EVEN, even assuming it's actually going faster than light

.

they can just react to where they know it's going to end up

by just

where whoever is using it is aiming

[cloud ibex]

i even basically wrote in a parry hitstop when i made my terrarian character's meeting with yharim

(this was written before we knew that the aerie is functionally indestructible)

[manic coral]

if somebody aims a gun at you and you duck and they miss you

that doesn't make you faster than a bullet

[robust osprey]

the aim just isnt aiming

[split mortar]

People on their way to say master ninja gear makes you scale to ftl cause it makes you “dodge”

And empress uses starlight which is obviously as fast as light

[late veldt]

Hey wait he fucking nuked it????

[random mulch]

no but the nukes are armed

[split mortar]

One of the reworked enemies will drop a actual nuke iirc

[manic coral]

everything with an auric soul is boundless becuase the embody a concept

just like a pyromancer using fire obviously controsl all fire in the world

[solar wharf]

but what if like, i deflect it. does that mean im faster than sound or just knew where i was gonna exactly be shot

[manic coral]

i picked up a rock earlier so this means i cna pick up all rocks ever

[split mortar]

Slime god is high outer for this

Wof contains almost all god essence this its boundless for being beyond gods

Queenslime transcends fiction for being beyond wof

[indigo glade]

Cynosure clearly says that the Auric Dragons and the Terrarian are Boundless.

[manic coral]

"transcends fiction" is the funniest shit ever

[sleek halo]

There is a timeline out there

where mkke tyson wouldnlose

to baby yharim

[manic coral]

vsbattlewiki unironically uses this argument

[random mulch]

"beyond fiction"
so they can just jump out the screen and punch me?

[wheat walrus]

It's not even just that anymore they took "sophisticated" methods of explaining why lasers from the characters they like are FTL and because of how the explanations are layered they can say that other lasers wouldn't be cause agendas 🔥

[manic coral]

at least they sued to idk if they do anymore

[manic coral]

YEAH

[split mortar]

I am going to eat my bed

Wtf is metaphors

[manic coral]

IT'S FUNNY

[indigo glade]

I know. I had the pleasure to hear Omni talk about bad Calamity powerscaling arguements before

[spare pier]

Jokes aside I did want to make so after you beat Exos and SCal the grass did, infact

Literally part as you walked

[wheat walrus]

fc/oc you mean?

[robust osprey]

yes Scal punched me in the face irl

[spare pier]

You just break grass as you walk

[robust osprey]

:c

[manic coral]

oh hi reb

[spare pier]

Hi

[split mortar]

Nooo

[spare pier]

But this could be annoying for building

[split mortar]

Did the terrarian get overweight why the grass dying under them

[wheat walrus]

if so yea they did but I noticed some random guy started changing a few Calamity pages with the arguments I used lmfao

[indigo glade]

I can't believe that the Terrarian gets extremely fat at endgame.

[sleek halo]

the hell that will arise from that…

[robust osprey]

just like me irl

[tepid timber]

Keep the grass safe

[random mulch]

far enough into the mod that the roles reversed and the grass refused to touch you 😔

[spare pier]

Though I think it'd be better as Post Yharon

Because then Yharim points it out in Cynosure and you go

"Wait fuck that's actually true"

[split mortar]

Post ml

[sleek halo]

post king slime tbh

[split mortar]

NO

[manic coral]

post green slime

[split mortar]

DIE

DIVINE SKELETON DEATH BLAST

[sleek halo]

true

the average person

could not beat a green slime

[manic coral]

ok they could if they had like

somethign to hit it with

a normal perosn could grba a stick and beat the fuck out of a green slime

[deft vessel]

the nefarious stick

[split mortar]

Green slimes are football

[sleek halo]

honestly, idk how hitting it with anything would

[spare pier]

Sadly I don't think we could do the "stars illuminate where you gaze" part without some intense fuckery

[sleek halo]

kill it

considering slimes..

[split mortar]

Kills it with copper shortsiwrd

[sleek halo]

absorb

things

[deft vessel]

stars glow brigther demending on your cursor position

[manic coral]

only slowly over time

[tepid timber]

You know who else absorbs things?

[sleek halo]

could you imagine hitting a slime with a stick and it just

eats it

[manic coral]

if you slap it with a stick it aint gonna do shit about absorbing it

[spare pier]

The best I could see is divide the screen in two and make so wherever you are facing gets brighter stars in the background at night

[split mortar]

The player gets a very dim shining potion effect while its night on surface without being behind walls

[manic coral]

it'll start brekaing apart after being hit with a stick

[spare pier]

But that sounds like hell to code

[sleek halo]

well tbf

a slime can tank

multille hits from a literal sword

i think it can take a hit from a stick

[tepid timber]

Just drop a boulder on it

[high lynx]

How big is the stick

[tepid timber]

[sleek halo]

idk

[split mortar]

33

[sleek halo]

maybe if u dropped a damn tree

on the slime

itnwould die

[high lynx]

33 what

[manic coral]

consider:

rotten eggs deal 12 damage

[split mortar]

Sticks

[tepid timber]

33 sticks

[manic coral]

[dusk laurel]

clueful

[sleek halo]

psychological damage

[deft vessel]

wooden sword:

[split mortar]

Haloween item not canon

[dusk laurel]

more like cluebed

[manic coral]

yes thats the joke

:/

[manic coral]

TRUE

[split mortar]

Oh

[sleek halo]

if someone threw a rotten egg at me

[manic coral]

they only dela 2 normally but deal an extra 10 psychic damage

[sleek halo]

i’d cry

[deft vessel]

is a stick in the texture pack

[sleek halo]

tur

[robust osprey]

I would be really angry and probably try to kill the guy before the voices in my head telling me to kill disappear

[sleek halo]

ok what if the guy is yharim

would you try then

[robust osprey]

"sorry I got a little evil for a moment"

[robust osprey]

kill him

[sleek halo]

ngl

[robust osprey]

and get brutally killed

[deft vessel]

"Beating Calamity with only rotten eggs!"

[robust osprey]

by yharim

[sleek halo]

yharim throwing rotten eggs at people

and being like

[robust osprey]

reduced to atoms

[split mortar]

Beating scal with copper shortsword

[sleek halo]

“what are you gonna do about it?”

[late veldt]

Crusade 2.0 except he has fucking nukes

[sleek halo]

is a really funny idea

becaude

what are you gonna do

if Yharim throws a rotren egg at you

[deft vessel]

hire Grubby I think

[sleek halo]

grubby would be kicked into narnia

[deft vessel]

check again

thats Gubby, not Grubby

[late veldt]

I assume Permafrost was the one who did such

[robust osprey]

try to kill yharim beacuse I would be disconnected from reality and really angry

and I would get reduced to atoms

instantly

[sleek halo]

[late veldt]

-# doesn't terraria only support 4 liquids?

[spring helm]

Don’t ask me idk

[tepid timber]

That’s a lot of liquids

Especially when you consider terraria is only using 1 liquid

[indigo glade]

You can make a new "liquid" by using water with different properties in a specific biome. I believe that is how MoR did its toxic waste stuff in The Lab.

[split mortar]

And the depths mod that replaces hell

Its just lava with different properties for the world

[tepid timber]

It’s all just water

[robust osprey]

water but slower, orange and burns you without drowning you

[dusk laurel]

Yes

why?

[robust osprey]

water but even slower, yellow, makes you slower, and gives you a buff

[dusk laurel]

ask relogic

[random mulch]

praying for the day that modliquid

[robust osprey]

water but it does some magic stuff to items and yourself

[dusk laurel]

tmod when they have to add good features

[robust osprey]

and it's ourple

[tepid timber]

ourple is good

[random mulch]

theoretically water could just spawn in the distortion and basically just be altered but then it'd only really function properly in the distortion

[indigo glade]

Correct.

[robust osprey]

maybe make it so you need to convert liquid cosmolite into nornal cosmolite in a way similar to lava + water = obsidian

and you cant get it in a bucket

[dusk laurel]

just rewrite all of relogic's code smh smh

[limpid saddle]

just make a new engine & re-create calamity in it smh my head

[late veldt]

some random insane guy just decides to ascend their cat for shits and giggles

-# would Yharim still wanna murder that hypothetical cat god?

[dusk laurel]

cats aren't sapient so nope

sadly cannot happen

[robust osprey]

what if a queen bee absorbs an auric soul

are they sapient enough

[split mortar]

Dont think so

[split mortar]

We dunno if ascension ritual needs you to be the one doing it or if you can subject someone else to it

[dusk laurel]

kills you

[cosmic zenith]

Can't subject someone else to it

[split mortar]

Okay that answers that

[robust osprey]

sad

[eager bluff]

imma subject someone else to it

[robust osprey]

could draedon become a god assuming he knows how to and he got an auric soul

[eager bluff]

i believe so yes

[random mulch]

depends on if draedon has a soul ig

[indigo glade]

Does Silva have a soul?

Prior to ascending.

[spare pier]

She is a Goddess

[indigo glade]

I FORGOT

A KEY DETAIL

OKAY?

[random mulch]

if draedon didnt have his own soul but still managed to absorb an auric soul, what would he be

[dusk laurel]

Seeker of Knowledge caught slipping

[indigo glade]

I'm going to do Rebecca's favourite GIF against her.

[split mortar]

Do it

[robust osprey]

upgraded chatGPT

now with emotions

[spare pier]

Nuh uh

[indigo glade]

Get splashed with water, idiot.

[dusk laurel]

Not powerful enough

where's the gif

[indigo glade]

Can't in here.

[pliant ruin]

https://tenor.com/view/fernos10-ferno-cat-gif-21067294

what the fuck

who is fernos10

[indigo glade]

I haven't gotten an answer, this clearly means the developers are hiding something...

[dusk laurel]

[indigo glade]

Hm...

What if...

Nevermind.

[robust osprey]

silva is flowey undertale

souless

theyre both dead but not really

[indigo glade]

I was going to suggest that Silva had perfect ascended because she had no other soul for the Auric Soul to combine with, but that would make no sense with Xeroc's implication that the Terminus was used by Silva.

[cosmic zenith]

It would also make no sense as Xeroc had a perfect ascesion even though they clearly had a soul

[indigo glade]

Terminus would get rid of your soul, clearly.

But...

This has given me an idea...

[dusk laurel]

hognar3

[pliant ruin]

fernos10 vs hognar3

death battle

[mighty zenith]

reminds me of when i was looking for a gamera gif and i found this

https://tenor.com/view/welcome-minnmax-gamera-gif-21787365

what is minnmax and why am i welcomed

[robust osprey]

me

hello

I'm max

[mighty zenith]

[split mortar]

No youre max

Not miax

Minmax

[robust osprey]

it's the fusion between me and someone named minn

[split mortar]

Shut

[robust osprey]

[robust osprey]

I will explode you

[cloud ibex]

is this status lore

[mighty zenith]

yes

[spring helm]

Status report

Balling

[cloud ibex]

i think mine speaks for itself

[mighty zenith]

it caught me so off guard first time i saw it then i noticed how the text perfectly lines up with the profile background

[mighty zenith]

does it....

[spare pier]

Cinema

[cloud ibex]

yes it's pretty self explanatory

[mighty zenith]

the sludge

the mucus

[cloud ibex]

sluggage

i think "sludge" is genuinely one of my favorite words ever it's just very fun to say

[mighty zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/slugcats-rain-world-gif-9079378395460751090

[robust osprey]

overloaded sludge

[mighty zenith]

on a similar note the word gunk is simultaneously great and awful

its great cause it sounds fun to say but its awful because it makes me feel dirty when i say it

[robust osprey]

whats gunk

junk but

g

[cloud ibex]

the shit that one slime god weapon shoots

[mighty zenith]

its just like
rly thick and sticky and disgusting liquids

[robust osprey]

oh

[amber cedar]

gunk brings to mind an earwax consistency

an affront to my creator

hark! i only have access to 10% of my processors! this world is but the remnants of the problems i have yet to solve

[visual kiln]

based

[late veldt]

Mean like. maybe the grass literally just bends away from you lole.

[snow mountain]

does xeroc know that the hit mod rocks of life is still massive?

this was the most ingenious idea ive ever had oh my god

[magic epoch]

What are you saying

[tepid timber]

Heh… massive

[frigid sage]

You know what else is massive?

[dusk laurel]

[hoary cape]

Be careful how you answer that

[tepid timber]

Why?

[hoary cape]

No I will not explain

[tepid timber]

I feel like I’m missing something

[hoary cape]

You are

[tepid timber]

Just to be sure, we are talking about the low taper fade right?

[hoary cape]

Calamity is massive

[tidal tulip]

Massive?

( ͡ ͡° ͜つ ͡͡° )

[limpid saddle]

PENIS JOKE

[frigid sage]

No

[frigid sage]

LOW TAPER FADE

[wheat walrus]

stpuid

it's LOW TAPER FADE

[light linden]

[sturdy quartz]

yknow honestly looking at the PBG lore drop yharim definitely has standards. or atleast, seems like he has standards.

[wheat walrus]

dirty mind vs brainrot mind

[sinful adder]

Yharim is a human. Even the worst people like some good things.

[sturdy quartz]

figures.

[pliant ruin]

Yharim is evil but he's a evil person, not some malicious embodiment of death or whatever, so he still shows human traits

[languid badge]

unheard of

[hoary cape]

Yharim is just a guy who has committed several war crimes

The Geneva convention is a checklist to him obviously

[robust osprey]

I mean killing millions seems better than get millions of slaves

it's something atleast

[abstract gyro]

What if Yharim had a Twitter account

I can imagine a few ways that could end up like

[robust osprey]

would make an anti-gods campaign

and spread racism against gods propaganda online

[light linden]

ehhh

I feel like he's wise enough to know that's a bad idea

[robust osprey]

would yharim know how a cellphone works tho

[indigo glade]

Considering Twitter's current state, Yharim would absolutely get away with doing it.

[patent rover]

cellphones are canon in terraria tho right

[robust osprey]

I feel like yharim's too old for that

[indigo glade]

Yes, but that doesn't change the fact that Yharim is literally a boomer.

[robust osprey]

Scal would control yharim's twitter account (if she wasnt traumatized by him)

[strange kestrel]

theres an app called status u can do that

[abstract gyro]

they are but not commonly

not sure how that works exactly

[patent rover]

maybe the terrarian invented the cellphone

[late veldt]

how the fuck would the Terrarian use the cell phone without a cell tower

[light linden]

huh

I wonder if

@spare pier hey does Xeroc remember the Fovos/Dragon war at all?

[late veldt]

I don't see why they wouldn't

I mean it's not an. insignificant thing

and it's among their last mortal moments

[light linden]

it was also 800 years ago for the guy

in which he had to spectate a near genocide

iirc the limit of the human brain is somewhere near 450 years

[late veldt]

Xeroc is... far above humanity at this point

[light linden]

I know that

but we do not know if becoming a god changes that

[late veldt]

Yeah but I sincerely doubt Xeroc's short term memory has been fried like a fish for the past several centuries

[tepid timber]

Not like he has much else going on anyway

Fuck does he do?

[late veldt]

train and protect the world from extraterrestrial threats iirc

[tepid timber]

He’s doing a terrible job 😭

[late veldt]

extra

outside shit

he does not handle domestic affairs

[tepid timber]

The aliens?

[late veldt]

the aliens are little piss babies I don't think they care

[tepid timber]

Does signus not count either?

Mf from evil world

[late veldt]

probably doesn't pose an active threat

[tepid timber]

I think he’s lazy

[late veldt]

he is very much not lazy, we know that much

we also know he's pretty chill apparently

I just assumed he has bigger fish to fry

[tepid timber]

Idk he seems bitch made, chill guy though would hang out with him.

[late veldt]

If he was a bitch I don't think Noxus would be hiding from him

[glacial rampart]

ben 10

[late veldt]

how the hell does Xeroc train anyways

[tepid timber]

Is he literally just spawn camping ceaseless waiting for noxus to pop out?

[late veldt]

uhhh not really

Noxus doesn't need to use ceaseless considering they can make portals

such as ceaseless

[noble niche]

is there a lore reason why I can't get the crew together guys c'mon we said tuesday was terraria day I don't care if you're camping in the wilderness Frank we're fighting fucking cultist today

yeah is there a lore reason for that?

[hoary cape]

Skill issue

[gaunt sluice]

cosmolight ✨

[split mortar]

They aint trying to end the world

[olive shore]

wait so yharim apparently has an army and conquered terraria

so that means theres some civilization out there

and our terraria world is just a small island or smthng?

and theres supposed to be like city biomes or similar

[latent bolt]

in its current sentient state, would Ceaseless's portal be useable as a distortion portal

[random mulch]

ceaseless isnt sentient and the seal was placed on it to keep anything from going in or coming out

[cloud ibex]

in-universe Terraria is the planet and [world name] is the continent you're on (often referred to as the Heartlands in here)

[latent bolt]

then why does it move and attack

[cloud ibex]

realistically speaking your world should be a lot larger but game limitations and allat

[random mulch]

the seal causes it to attack but it doesnt "think"

[latent bolt]

ok

[random mulch]

it just acts without thought to defend the rift

[latent bolt]

so the seal defends itself from those trying to break it

[random mulch]

basically

[latent bolt]

what are the purpose of the dark energies in new lore tho

[cloud ibex]

there are other continents on the planet, i believe it's been stated that until you reach hardmode the Heartlands are the second worst continent of Terraria to live on

[random mulch]

good question, they're never explained

maybe they're part of the defense idk

[latent bolt]

maybe they are pieces of detritus from the rift that the seal attempts to stabilise

[split mortar]

We play on part of a single continent

And that continent is the ground 0 of the crusade so its generally not a good place to be

[olive shore]

oh damn

it would be really cool if we could explore other continents

[split mortar]

We wont

[random mulch]

we'll get to explore another dimension at least

[olive shore]

wym?

[random mulch]

the distortion

[olive shore]

whats that if you dont mind

im not kept up with the calamity lore

[split mortar]

Dogs home dimensio

[random mulch]

dimension where DoG, signus and storm weaver are from

ceaseless void leads there

[olive shore]

ohhh, so we will get to explore that in the future?

[split mortar]

Yeah when it gets added

[olive shore]

i did read about dog, didnt know it was called the distortion

what is even in there, its just a pocket dimension right

[split mortar]

No
Has atleast 1 planet in it

And no defined owner

[olive shore]

thats cool

so in calamity we dont actually kill devourer?

[split mortar]

We do

[mighty zenith]

yeah we do kill him

[cosmic zenith]

??

[mighty zenith]

planet nuts haha goddem

[split mortar]

Thought that was the case
Guess not

[dusk laurel]

[olive shore]

oh lol

and uh whats the lore behind avatar of emp?

[split mortar]

Wotg isnt canon

[cloud ibex]

invading god from a separate dead universe i think

and yeah

[olive shore]

oh dangg, so boths mods are like spinoffs

[random mulch]

addons just arent canon in any regard

[split mortar]

^

[olive shore]

why is it calamity tho?

its a mod of the mod??

[hardy oracle]

don't worry, some korean/chinese guy with too much free time will make an addon for that in the future

[mighty zenith]

its an addon

a fanmade mod meant to tie into another mod

[olive shore]

rip, its so cool

[tall delta]

well technically

since terrarian lore is up to you

you can make them canon

[mighty zenith]

power of headcanon babyyy

[tall delta]

smart thinking🕴️

so since terrarian is canon to cal goozma is also canon

and wotg

[robust osprey]

what if

[mighty zenith]

my terrarian is married to every robot

[robust osprey]

terrarian = goozma

🤯

[robust osprey]

is your terrarian married with draedon

how does that work

[mighty zenith]

theyre married to him

he just doesnt know it yet

[tall delta]

go read his bestiary it pretty much explains it

[mighty zenith]

ok but actually
i wanna make an oc that is genuinely just obsessed with robotics

[robust osprey]

they would have a really hard time fighting exos

[mighty zenith]

but not in the draedon way but more like a fanatic thing

overanalyzing everything and being absolutely in love with draedon because of how impossibly advanced he is

[robust osprey]

they would make their house on the first lab they find

[mighty zenith]

which involves treading a path specifically to grab his attention and learn more

[mighty zenith]

yes

[gritty kraken]

Evil mechanic

[robust osprey]

that would be a cool oc ngl

[mighty zenith]

kinda true

[hoary berry]

One of my OCs would definitely do this if she weren’t paranoid about her village getting destroyed again

[mighty zenith]

turning the planetoid lab into a very flashy workshop to get draedon senpai to notice them

why did i say that

[robust osprey]

ban yourself

[mighty zenith]

ok

[hoary berry]

Projection
You want draedon to notice you and make another aureus

[gritty kraken]

Mechanic if she got a better taste in uh
uh yea

[mighty zenith]

[robust osprey]

a more friendly and less murderous aureus

[pliant ruin]

p

[mighty zenith]

analyzing aureus mid-fight to remake it and create a fucking mech suit aureus because it'd be awesome

risking death against a extraterrestrial infection for style potential

i kind of wanna make them a girl because it reminds me of spiderverse doc ock

[pliant ruin]

analyzing aureus mid-fight to gfdm,mnmfggggggojnw

[mighty zenith]

true!!!

[pliant ruin]

[robust osprey]

fascinating words

[pliant ruin]

i just woke up my brain isnt functioning

[robust osprey]

me too

[gritty kraken]

astral infection just learned how to mgjmdfbn sapient lifeforms

[mighty zenith]

when IS your brain functioning

silly

silly chees

[pliant ruin]

[robust osprey]

it's 9:30 am I slept at like

2 am

I'm eepy

[mighty zenith]

[gritty kraken]

calamitas reportedly killed jerma985

[robust osprey]

what did jerma985 do

[mighty zenith]

let me get the list

[gritty kraken]

the horror

[robust osprey]

what is "the horror"

[pliant ruin]

the horror

[robust osprey]

understandable

deserved death.

[pliant ruin]

sunken sea overhaul lore

[mighty zenith]

uhm

there was a sea

that sunk

and it was hauled over

lore

[thick slate]

who up

[tall delta]

cant believe draedon did this😢

[pliant ruin]

u guys remember that thing abt giant clam pearls preserving memories

that was cool

[mighty zenith]

my memories!

[hardy oracle]

Yharim after seeing plaguebringer goliath:

[split mortar]

Yea

Why can giant clams teleport

Do they the sun

[pliant ruin]

Do they the sun

truly a fascinating question

[mighty zenith]

are they stupid?

[robust osprey]

well clams doesnt have a brain

they're probably as silly as me

[tropic oak]

lore discussion

[robust osprey]

this is giant clam lore

[pliant ruin]

lore discussion

[split mortar]

Dbz discussion

[tropic oak]

did you guys see GOKU go SUPER SAYIAN???

cant wait for the next episode!!!

[pliant ruin]

did you guys see goku do the griddy

cant wait for the next episode

[tropic oak]

So true!

[clear girder]

What even is Dradeons goal

[mighty zenith]

research

advance

discover

[clear girder]

[gritty kraken]

EVIL goddess made a ton SEAWEED and steal oxygens from innocent fishes…..

[robust osprey]

be more advanced each day

draedon doesnt want to kill people for the sake of killing people, he would kill for science

[hardy oracle]

Draedon was created by some guy in a taiga and activated the moment his creator died, his objective is the "pursuit of all knowledge" (i know he said that in wrath of the gods but still applies)

[limpid saddle]

he wants to learn everything

[dusk laurel]

(he says it in basecal too, i think (?) or atleast something very similar)

i don't think WotG changes anything about Draedon other than adding Mars

and the dialogue ui

[cyan coyote]

How does Yharim deal with depression

[robust osprey]

he punchs it

no depression until every god dies.

[split mortar]

But he cant kill every god so he is sad

[robust osprey]

that's true...

maybe yharon helps with it idk

pet yharon every problem is gone

[hoary berry]

[dusk laurel]

Holy crap is that Zena from the hit game Library of Ruina

[pliant ruin]

[solar wharf]

hi

[cyan coyote]

Clamitas

[cyan coyote]

How would a machine have gender

[mighty zenith]

no no theyre not a robot

theyre a person obsessed with robots

[cyan coyote]

Oh sbit ur talking abt ur terrarian

[mighty zenith]

ya

[cyan coyote]

I just backread to that part

My dumbass thought ur gonna turn aureus into a girl

💀

Anyways is it real that you can make up lore for ur own terrarian

[solar wharf]

yes

[cyan coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129816246888710264/1346112403573571594/caption-3-1-1.gif

Embeded fail

I'm devestated

[limpid saddle]

you got no image perms here bro...

none of us do...

We were stripped of that right long ago

[limpid saddle]

[snow mountain]

idea time

[mighty zenith]

we will watch your career with great interest

[inland beacon]

Is Lorde lore?

[mighty zenith]

no

[late veldt]

real

[inland beacon]

Are any of the get fixed boi bosses lore?

[mighty zenith]

no

they're shitposts

[inland beacon]

Lame

[mighty zenith]

whatever you say

[robust osprey]

wdym OD name being bummer is not canon...

[late veldt]

Hekate was Draedon fucking around with the exo mechs and a blowtorch for shits and giggles

[magic epoch]

it sucks because it means that jared's name isn't canonically jared

[robust osprey]

it will be alwyas jared in my heart..

[cyan coyote]

Sir @mighty zenith is this real

[mighty zenith]

yes

its your character

[cyan coyote]

(I'm not sorry for the ping and what I'm going to say next either)

[mighty zenith]

[cyan coyote]

Oki cool

[dusk laurel]

😨

[cyan coyote]

Time to get back on my freaky stage and cook up the most horrendous lore for my terrarian

[mighty zenith]

[cyan coyote]

Thou cannot stop me from thristing over dragons of all types

Especially Old Duke with that handsome fuckin beard

[dusk laurel]