lore-discussion

[dusk laurel]

I will die on the hill that Anahita did nothing wrong

[limpid saddle]

Apparently she was

[tepid timber]

I feel like she was probably nice but also a douche to those who disagreed with her

[spring helm]

plants are vicious

they will eat meat if given the chance

[dusk laurel]

SIlva doesn't strike to me as malicious or malevolent at all

[sinful adder]

Actually, the abyss contains high concentrations of all five elements in one place. Rocky walls and ground, full of water, heat filling the rocks and spreading everywhere without destroying it, and air in the form of bubbles and dissolved oxygen, and life growing as a result of the other four plus Silva's presence

[dusk laurel]

She kinda needs all life to survive

Since yk

[plucky lichen]

Yeah she’s just singing and then we fucking shoot her like

[dusk laurel]

bro got kicked out of her house

and then gets jumped

[late veldt]

they consume energy to grow? like fucking everything else?

[spring helm]

this was like 50% of the gods when Yharim showed up

[limpid saddle]

she is a siren of sorts

[spring helm]

horrifying

[limpid saddle]

luring sailors to their doom type beat

[spring helm]

return to the purity of death

[plucky lichen]

The morals that we as the player have are…… questionable

[tepid timber]

Nah

[late veldt]

^ providence core

[spring helm]

what the fuck this server doesn't have :provg

[dusk laurel]

the Terrarian's lore is up to you

or whatever melong gun's image said

[wheat walrus]

🫵 👱‍♂️

[tepid timber]

My terrarian can do no wrong

[plucky lichen]

That is true! I wrote down 3 whole pages of lore for my terrarian today in my character notebook

[wooden shadow]

The terrarian is just an archietect and wants some better building materials. The whole saving the world from Yharim was just a happy coincidence

[limpid saddle]

what about all the wrong they do

[tepid timber]

Which is none

[plucky lichen]

The giant tower of wooden boxes looming into space:

[limpid saddle]

how many bosses did you fight

[tepid timber]

Shit a few here and there

All self defense ofc

[spring helm]

ofc

[limpid saddle]

Aquatic Scourge???

[plucky lichen]

Look guys it was morally right for me to kill anahita and her friend

[tepid timber]

Nah

[late veldt]

WRITING!!!!! LORE!!!! EPIC!!!!!

[plucky lichen]

It was morally right for me to fight the aquatic scourge his presence mildly annoyed me and I needed a bow

[wooden shadow]

Queen Bee, Old Duke, and Aquatic Scourge are all bosses that canonically fight you in self-defense

[dusk laurel]

Why

innocent creature

[plucky lichen]

I may have killed calamitas like 8 times today to get the vanity set but it was in self defense guys

[spring helm]

she doesn't die

so it's all good

[tepid timber]

I’d fight eol, she hurt my feelings by gate keeping the terraprisma so that’s good enough reason

[plucky lichen]

Needed materials. Will be killing more of him for more materials

[spring helm]

unless you use the noxus sprayer or something

[dusk laurel]

Tbf, until the redesign, you'd just assume it's a monstrous, carnivorous animal

And uh

[wooden shadow]

The aquatic scourge was the one that decided to get in axe swinging range when I was comping down trees, but somehow I'm the bad guy in this fight

[dusk laurel]

Who knows when that will be completed

[limpid saddle]

Local homeless tweaker viciously BEATS innocent witch half to death 19 times

[dusk laurel]

You don't need wood smh

The real evil

Capitalism

[tepid timber]

Clones don’t count

Can’t feel and what not

[limpid saddle]

Calamitas Clone can definetly feel

[loud crag]

queen bee jumping me in "self defense" after i breathe on the larva

[tepid timber]

Errrm she isn’t here to say that

[dusk laurel]

Calamitas rematches don't result in her dying

[tepid timber]

So I win

[dusk laurel]

She never dies ingame

[dusk laurel]

Explodes you with my mind

[plucky lichen]

Calamtias is NOT innocent do you know how many times I died for that vanity set

[wooden shadow]

Calamitas seems content to spar with the player in re-fights, but her dialogue is also outdated, so no idea

[late veldt]

what redesign and why does that change things

[dusk laurel]

it looks less like a beast

[plucky lichen]

I have like hundreds of gravestones in my storage

Only won because I was playing with my buddy who is significantly better at the game than I am

[limpid saddle]

Aquatic Beast already looks like an innocent worm

[tepid timber]

Who’s to say I wasn’t summoning the bosses for a nice chat and they decided to attack me?

[limpid saddle]

things can be sharp & innocent

like hedgehogs

[dusk laurel]

Spiky monstrosity

[loud crag]

scoog is cute imo

[dusk laurel]

👎

[plucky lichen]

I can proudly say however, that the dog deserved it

[tepid timber]

Absolutely

[plucky lichen]

He’s homophibic

[tepid timber]

He is?

[plucky lichen]

I don’t know

[tepid timber]

DoG isn’t woke? Calamitover

[eager bluff]

yeah why else would he attack braelor and statis

[wooden shadow]

He trapped Braelor and Statis in the Distortion, so safe to say he is homophobic

[tepid timber]

Idk those two very well

[plucky lichen]

I think it’s a joke because he trapped- yeah

[wooden shadow]

Signus then separated them

[limpid saddle]

Ah yes you obviously ran around holding the aborted bee fetus above your head screaming because you cared for some tea & crumpets

[eager bluff]

they are gay

thats basically all you need to know

[tepid timber]

I didn’t hold a fetus

[eager bluff]

for this anyways

[tepid timber]

At all

[wooden shadow]

Also, Yharim's two main enemies are them. So add him to the homophobic characters list too

[plucky lichen]

Braelor and statis are boyfriends and also cool guys that I don’t really know much about apart from the fact that they almost killed yharim

[limpid saddle]

abeemination

[tepid timber]

Yeah

Didn’t use it

Im a good guy

[eager bluff]

so you instead just

shot a fetus

[tepid timber]

Nah

Must’ve tripped and hit its head

[plucky lichen]

Can’t believe yharim isn’t an ally wtf

[late veldt]

did slime god and Silva like each other? interesting yaoi dynamic either way

Wait why doesn't slime god have a fucking name???????????????

[wooden shadow]

The woke left is trying to cancel Yharim

[tepid timber]

Cause lame

[limpid saddle]

isn't silva non-binary & slime god some hungry dude

[wooden shadow]

Idk about SIlva, but I know Xeroc is non-binary

[plucky lichen]

Was considering supporting yharims army but after learning he’s homophobic I’m not sure I can assist in the movement

[tepid timber]

Makes sense for xeroc

[plucky lichen]

True reason why draedon left

[late veldt]

Xeroc is? I didn't know that

[limpid saddle]

I make the assumption because they're an elemental

& thus y'know woman-look but no genitals thus not biologically defined by gender

[wooden shadow]

He also said racist things about the Lihzahrds

[plucky lichen]

Oh I totally forgot he was racist too

Yeah it’s yharover

[tepid timber]

So wait is wotg like, real? Is that even partially accurate to calamity cannon or just for funsies?

[dusk laurel]

No

[limpid saddle]

You can't have a despot without a little bit of racism

[dusk laurel]

No addons are canon

[wooden shadow]

It's an add-on, so not canon

[plucky lichen]

Just for funsies

[limpid saddle]

It's a completely independant add-on

[dusk laurel]

Also it has separate lore

[tepid timber]

No glock xeroc….

[late veldt]

hungry femboy maybe

[dusk laurel]

Secret seeds are also not canon

[wooden shadow]

It's based on the old lore versions of Xeroc and Noxus, but is its own thing

[plucky lichen]

Slime god femboy is not something I thought I would imagine today

[late veldt]

oh no the ocean isn't. canonically pink

[limpid saddle]

Not really seperate so much as utilizes old lore for it's interpretation

[plucky lichen]

Wow I’m crying at this news

[wooden shadow]

When the world is canonically sober 😔

[tepid timber]

If ocean is pink then why it blue? Checkmate

[limpid saddle]

We should have a recovering alcoholic secret seed

[tepid timber]

Schizophrenia seed

[plucky lichen]

I experience that every time I play calamity

Don’t even need a seed for it

Built in mechanic

How I feel playing the game

[calm patio]

any addons arent canon

[wooden shadow]

I know that Drunk Princess isn't canon, but what about the drink she sells? Are those also non-canon?

[limpid saddle]

Why does the canonicity of a beverage matter

what implications could it have or not have depending on it's existence

[tepid timber]

Big implications

[dusk laurel]

She's getting canonized anyways

After they rewrite her dialogue

[wooden shadow]

interesting

[late veldt]

you mean there isn't billowing grandiose music diegetically whenever you kill the wall of flesh?????

[wooden shadow]

Just felt like asking

[tepid timber]

Is the painter being the most useless fucking npc cannon?

[dusk laurel]

No he isn't a cannon

So yes, it is canon

[wooden shadow]

He's not useless for builders

[tepid timber]

I build, hate him.

[wooden shadow]

I like painting my builds

[plucky lichen]

I like building, i should finish my basement thing

[tepid timber]

I’d rather use cheat sheet to grab paint than use the painter

[plucky lichen]

Wow

[wooden shadow]

fair enough

[dusk laurel]

Okay I don't think he's that bad

[plucky lichen]

I lost my guide named peak game design today

[dusk laurel]

The g*bby tinkerer is right there

[tepid timber]

Woah

Chill out

[plucky lichen]

And my goblin tinkerer named Eddie sphaghetti

I cried

[dusk laurel]

Peak

[plucky lichen]

Wowwwwww

[tepid timber]

I don’t remember my npcs names

[wooden shadow]

I think pirate is the most useless npc imo. All of his sold items could easily be drops from the pirate invasion

Anyways, back to lore talk

[tepid timber]

What is wof in lore

[plucky lichen]

I usually don’t but when they are named “peak game design” and “Eddie spaghetti” you’d think they’d stick

I also have a tavernkeep named “barkeep”

[dusk laurel]

Mass of flesh and Azafurian construct used to seal godly essences

[indigo glade]

Donator names, truly peak.

[wooden shadow]

It held the essences of the slain gods to prevent them from spreading corruption, crimson, and hallow

[tepid timber]

So i’m the good guy for killing it

Noted

[indigo glade]

Wall.

[dusk laurel]

No

It makes the continent even worse to live in if you kill it

[plucky lichen]

I love when I fuck everything up becuase I want cool new gear

[tepid timber]

It was self defense

[wooden shadow]

Living in the corruption builds character

[plucky lichen]

Terrarian must be very popular on the continent!

Everyone wants to be my friend and nobody wants to kill me ever

[indigo glade]

It's funny because you do this three times. At least, from what I can remember.

[dusk laurel]

[wooden shadow]

My OCs trying to cope with ruining the lives of thousands of people because they listened to Tim's skull

[late veldt]

that one is a vanilla name

[tepid timber]

I have a confession, I don’t roleplay in terraria…

[wooden shadow]

My OCs are separate from gameplay

[late veldt]

well you're also rebuilding civilization on the continent so ehhhhh

[dusk laurel]

Not really

You can choose to if you want

[plucky lichen]

I think the reason my character does all the fucked up shit she does is because she’s so mad and bitter at yharim for ruining her life and the lives of everyone around her that she will stop at nothing and do anything to reach his level to end him before he goes peacefully. And in the process does some of the things she hated so much about yharim

[late veldt]

I mean technically. but it's also still a major part of gameplay

[dusk laurel]

But you could also just be an oppressive landlord

[plucky lichen]

Heavy work in progress though uh

[sinful adder]

Your character doesn't have to do strictly evil things in order to progress

[plucky lichen]

That’s basically what I wrote in my character lore book today

[wooden shadow]

I never save the Tax Collector, so I'm safe from this accusation

[plucky lichen]

No but she does

Like you go through the game

[jovial stream]

What are the others?

[plucky lichen]

And you do some messed up things

[sinful adder]

Most bosses are optional, and the few that aren't are over all good to kill, even if sometimes a risky move

[sinful adder]

Ok yeah fair, but you aren't strictly required to

[plucky lichen]

Yeah but those optional bosses assist in progression with materials, weapons, gear and whatnot

[late veldt]

Live stasis reaction upon hearing you killed the slime god:

[plucky lichen]

And help you better achieve your goals

[sinful adder]

even most of the optional ones are not bad to kill, just neutral at most

[wooden shadow]

I still wonder what the lore reason for why Slime God goes after the Terrarian is. Also, I wonder what Statis will think of the Terrarian when the kill the Slime God

[dusk laurel]

Seeing how you will still be able to take quests from him

And eventually get him as a permanent npc

[plucky lichen]

And I feel like my character would try and have every advantage with the stuff she’s going up against

[dusk laurel]

I don;t think he cares all that much

[thick slate]

thats meow

[dusk laurel]

Hey Coke

[thick slate]

https://tenor.com/view/haii-hai-cat-cat-face-colon-three-gif-7065253899130675783

[late veldt]

i think he'd still be rather miffed

[plucky lichen]

Haiiii

How are you

[thick slate]

bed rotting ‼️

at 4pm

[plucky lichen]

Me too!

[late veldt]

why does the slime god drop loot in the first encounter anyways

actually why does loot happen at all

[plucky lichen]

Why not

[thick slate]

tomorrow i have to go talk to people

💔

[dusk laurel]

Sad

[plucky lichen]

Tragedy

[thick slate]

twink dropped all their loot

[sinful adder]

EoC, Desert Scourge, King Slime, all evil bosses, crabulon, skeletron: definitely good to kill, mostly mindless monsters
Queen bee: could be self defense and basically just a wild animal
Slime god: unknown if good or bad
I'm forgetting some, but there's prehardmode

[thick slate]

slime god suffered twinkdeath first hand 💔

[late veldt]

drops all my dangerous weapons on the floor oopsie whoopsie >w<

[plucky lichen]

Yeah but the majority of the time you don’t have to go out of your way to kill them. I would though for the sake of more good loot to fight to the best of my ability, which is morally grey at best. Killing things for loot maybe isn’t the best thing to do

[thick slate]

yess

[plucky lichen]

Can’t believe this

[sinful adder]

Depends what you're killing. It may not be a great reason, but it was still a dangerous monster

[wooden shadow]

Only Deerclops, but she isn't canon

[sinful adder]

Right

[plucky lichen]

Hungry montsger I will hunt it to extinction for its scales

[dusk laurel]

Desert Scourge did nothing wrong

[plucky lichen]

Yeah it’s just a hungry worm

[dusk laurel]

It was just wanted a snack

Desert has like 3 food options

Maybe 4

[late veldt]

but it's in the based and epic way so

[sinful adder]

It's basically just survival. At worst you are equal to the mindless beasts you kill to better survive, unless you go out of your way to hurt the NPCs I think

[thick slate]

montre hunter referen

[wooden shadow]

We should put Laios and crew in the Calamity universe to see what meals they would make

[wheat walrus]

fr

[plucky lichen]

Today I killed the calamitas npc with the evil bag

Or got close to it

I don’t know if she died

[sinful adder]

Then that's bad yeah

But why are you specifically trying to be evil? That's kinda boring

[late veldt]

how long does it take to kill the Calamitas NPC with the flymeal

[plucky lichen]

That was my hatsune miku account dw about it

Miku is the evil one

Not my character I made

[late veldt]

we've been over the best way to be evil before lole

[wheat walrus]

Yharim watching me pull up to the Aerie (I am wearing Yharon as armor)

[sinful adder]

Hours I think

[sinful adder]

We have? Huh

[late veldt]

Corrupt da entire world

Kill every boss except Providence/Fovos and then die

[gritty kraken]

Use exhumed weapons

[sinful adder]

Right

[magic epoch]

deus

[dusk laurel]

Why kill yharim when the effects of him dying of old age are arguably worse

[plucky lichen]

Become a follower of providence and mine out the whole world

[magic epoch]

"killing" deus would be saving it (a good thing)

[late veldt]

or worse yet just die to moon lord and hope embers happens

[sinful adder]

Providence is by far the most dangerous, she actually has a high chance of destroying the entire world if she fights moon lord

[magic epoch]

therefore we do not kill it

[late veldt]

there's still backgrounds and shit that won't work

[sinful adder]

Right, I was talking about embers

[late veldt]

there's still a lot of the content left

[plucky lichen]

Right forgot terrarian only exists on a 2d plane fuck them 3d creatures

Terrarian only weakness is 3rd dimension

[late veldt]

I think the worst worst absolutely worst thing we could do in an absolutely esoteric out of gameplay sense is somehow invent time travel (or have Draedon do it) and then help Fovos kill everything during the initial invasion

[magic epoch]

ocean biome islands background

[plucky lichen]

I’ll will it out of existence

[limpid saddle]

Why not cycle a little bit farther ahead, absorb Zeratros's auric soul before Xeroc can get there, become the God of Primordial Light, & obliterate everything?

[plucky lichen]

Great idea

[late veldt]

hmmm I like your thinking

[sinful adder]

I think embers is even worse because Fovos probably has a specific goal

[dusk laurel]

Send all of the Distortion into terraria

Just, the entire thing

[late veldt]

though depending on how the ml works, I always assumed he like automatically detected sentient life and went to kill it

[sinful adder]

He probably was looking for auric souls specifically

[gritty kraken]

Were there any moths in distortion

[dusk laurel]

I doubt it

[late veldt]

but yeah if ml isn't just dedicated to ending sentient life, then just go absorb zeratros's soul

but then again

Would that be a perfect ascension?

[plucky lichen]

I mean instantly vaporizing everything couldn’t be the worst thing because everyone is dead and there’s nobody to be sad about it and worry about you being evil

[gritty kraken]

Is it possible to absorb an entirety of shattered world souls before the dragons found it

[plucky lichen]

Yharim is a pretty good example of being an evil guy and doing some evil things

[late veldt]

A more full proof plan would be to go back in time, take xerocs place as the monk and then do that shit

[plucky lichen]

And people know you’re evil but you’re so powerful they can do nothing about it

[late veldt]

but then again we would have to consider the fact that you miiiight learn your true purpose in the world and abandon your plan to providence tf out

[plucky lichen]

See if I were truly evil I would want there to be people left to deem me evil

Anyways I gotta sleep

Gn gang

[late veldt]

Oh yeah

There's also the evil in oppression

with the primlight, you might be capable of that

rather than destroy all sentient life, just prevent it from thriving entirely

Enslave it and work towards a more imperial goal

but this is exiting the "within the bounds of the intended gameplay" category of thought entirely and entering very hypothetical territory

and even then we haven't gotten into your powers as the person installing the mods but that's wayyy too hypothetical

[dusk laurel]

Why are we trying to be evil again

This is like a weird disease this place gets every so often

[late veldt]

fun hypotheticals

but yeah in terms of gameplay the worst thing you can do is give providence/Fovos free reign

Without being able to kill Xeroc, maybe your best shot is hoping Embers happens and dying to ML without exterminating every other boss

And absolutely worst we could do outside the bounds of gameplay is go back in time to the first thanksgiving to either help Fovos win or absorbing zeratros's soul ourselves

[sinful adder]

it's specifically Emerald who does this, I think

[late veldt]

Or maybe bringing Full Power Fovos to the present

[sinful adder]

Xeroc would win in that second case

[late veldt]

I doubt even Post Yharim Terrarian and Full Power Fovos could kill every dragon

So bringing him to a more... weak period might help

WAIT XEROC

So yeah can't bring Fovos to the present

[light linden]

still wanna fight them

[dusk laurel]

Make it yourself smh

[light linden]

I mean

[sinful adder]

no, they easily could. Full power terrarian could kill every dragon. Yharim could too if he wanted.

[light linden]

I could

[sinful adder]

maybe not all at once

[late veldt]

I mean. isn't Yharim still weaker than full power Fovos

[light linden]

not going to (at least nrn) but I definitely could

[late veldt]

so I doubt it

[dusk laurel]

Full power fovos could kill every dragon

[late veldt]

So yeah I fail to see how you could get even more satanic

[dusk laurel]

It's just that Yharon exists

[late veldt]

Yeah we're accounting for Yharon here

this is like. the actual just going back in time to the invasion could the Terrarian make Fovos win

[light linden]

the terrarian could do it for them

[late veldt]

i think you're overselling the Terrarians power here

[dusk laurel]

Uh oh

[calm patio]

ruh roh

[dusk laurel]

Did I awaken it

[light linden]

no not really

we're immortal and vastly stronger than 90% of dragons

for context most dragons were around plantera-golem power level

[dusk laurel]

An average

Some were even weaker

some were stronger

[light linden]

and most of those stronger ones weren't stronger than DoG

[dusk laurel]

There are only 2 afawk that are close to our power

The chicken and the eaten

[light linden]

we could absolutely do it on our own

the only problematic parts would be Zeratros and finding Yharon's egg after a death

[dusk laurel]

Also, if Noxus gets added, we'll most likely kill it (probably with some help from Xeroc tho)

[light linden]

one would be an actual challenge, the other would be a hide and seek game that goes across the world

also the uh

problematic subject of destroying an egg with a lifeform inside of it

but if we were willing to commit a genocide in the first place idk how problematic it would be

[dusk laurel]

Animals eat eggs all the time

It's fine

[light linden]

also there's the possibility that we'd just absorb all the auric souls

and at that point idk if anything could stop us

or if we'd even still be in control at that point

[dusk laurel]

Auric Polterghast

[light linden]

I do wonder

if something managed to absorb all the auric souls, would it create an omnipotent god?

[dusk laurel]

I doubt it

[calm patio]

wouldnt you just

explode

or polter moment

[magic epoch]

hasn't it been discussed before that like. one is enough to make you go insane. now imagine that like

5000036637x

[calm patio]

^

[light linden]

eh

[magic epoch]

if done perfectly, sure

but nobody knows except for one

[magic epoch]

ithink

[light linden]

is slime god insane?

[dusk laurel]

Slime god has one soul

[light linden]

and neither of the illmerian gods were insane

[magic epoch]

go ask ravager and provi

[light linden]

they said one

[magic epoch]

idont remember man don't take everything i say literally

[dusk laurel]

ravager is a revived god and mindless

[light linden]

ravager was benevolent pre resurrection

[magic epoch]

im leaving man this shit sucks

[dusk laurel]

Providence had a bunch of reasons

evil yuri or smth idfk

[light linden]

anyways, I'm off to start my melee playthrough

ciao

[limpid saddle]

damn fr?

[eager bluff]

not one, but if you consume multiple then yeah you aint gonna be doing too well in the head no more

[frail crane]

How do the EoC, BoC and Skeletron fit into the lore if the Moon Lord isn't Cthulhu?

[split mortar]

Eoc is a creation of a evil biome
Boc is a stronger creation of the crimson
Skeletron is a curse the dragon cult inflicted into a person who broke in and tried to rob them

[frail crane]

makes sense ig

[robust osprey]

poor chippy gaming..

[split mortar]

[heavy trellis]

I know this is gonna sound really dumb but outside gameplay reasons, is there a reason for the box Supreme Calamitas has as her arena? Like, is it a domain expansion of sorts or am I trying to overcomplicate it?

[robust osprey]

probably just mechanical

[split mortar]

Probably a tactic to limit where her enemies can go and punish them if they leave

Why does she get vastly stronger outside? She inflicts a curse on you and just like how setting the dungeon curse off results in the dungeon guardian she is vastly stronger when the curse is set off

-# last part is my theory i should mention

[mighty zenith]

tbh i cant see it as anything else than a game mechanic

but thats a pretty good way of seeing it

[split mortar]

Fair enough, rebecca only not that long ago revealed how curses work

[gritty kraken]

I thought it was a big occult brick cage in lore ngl

[sinful adder]

How?

[split mortar]

They have conditions people making them set, if you fill those conditions curses are so much more drastically strong, this is why skeletron which is the curse is weaker then a thing created by meeting the conditions

You havent met the condition of being in the dungeon after meeting the old man

Doesnt start here but heres the convo

[sinful adder]

Interesting, my head canon was that curses and prophecies are intangible sentient beings brought into existence by magic processes, and which attempt to fulfill their purpose, the text/words they were created with, with whatever magical power was put into their creation. A weak prophecy could nudge luck towards a certain outcome, a strong prophecy could do more than that

[scenic olive]

[stoic gulch]

Do we know how noxus looks like

[mighty zenith]

nop

[stoic gulch]

Ok

Thank you

[thick slate]

like me

[magic epoch]

sorry about this earlier something ticked me off yesterday and i just got upset over smth little

[bleak escarp]

To be fair no gods are benevolent, he was still guilty of the sin.

[dusk laurel]

False

Many gods were benevolent

Like the 2 Ilmeran gods

[split mortar]

The entire hallowed being good gods:

Yhapaganda strikes again

[stoic gulch]

[mighty zenith]

🫂

[dusk laurel]

[split mortar]

It fine

[sleek halo]

bro got Yharim pilled 😭

[magic epoch]

all gods are sinful iirc but not all are evil

[sleek halo]

I think that’s not even true

[magic epoch]

oh okay

[sleek halo]

because some dragons were most likely just

the worst

[gritty kraken]

How about the god that killed dragon of flame
I think that might’ve been a really good person

[sleek halo]

so true

[dusk laurel]

[sleek halo]

Kills a kind of dickhead dragon
Becomes omnicidal maniac

[hoary berry]

and some could've been okay with having their souls taken by the god that did it

[sleek halo]

heah

[hoary berry]

although whether or not that is still murder is up to your view of assisted dying i guess

[sleek halo]

Yharon & Yharim obviously just don’t agree

But tbf

They’re even worse

LOL

[gritty kraken]

I imagine yharon getting spawncamped everytime he rebirth from the egg that’s why he’s just like that

[sleek halo]

Yharon is more justified

gut

[sleek halo]

but

oop

meant to

fix it not reply

😭

[sleek halo]

Imo Yharon never died until the end

Just way too strong for the vast majority of ppl

even before he reached his current level

[gritty kraken]

I thought he was an egg when

Yharim

[sleek halo]

Yeah

until the end

When he was eventually killed

[gritty kraken]

buhhuh

uhhuh

[split mortar]

Yeah but well
Thats only lasting a decade max

[sleek halo]

for me I personally like the idea

of him watching the world transform

leaving the age of the dragons in the past

the resent would grow

till that ruptures into the crusade lol

[cloud ibex]

i'm thinking about whether it would be worse for him to actually see the slow but steady downfall of his kind or him only catching brief glimpses of it between getting killed and reviving

[sleek halo]

Like everything else

culminating into that

uh oh internet died

[gritty kraken]

Hi

[sleek halo]

I think it’d be worse if he saw it

because he couldn’t stop it

It’d be like watching a car crash in slow motion

but your family is in the car

and you can try to push and pull the car, but it’s a fucking car

[magic epoch]

you're a baby with awareness, you know what's going on but you are unable to even begin doing anything to stop it

[inland beacon]

Who made draydon?

[inland beacon]

/what

[dusk laurel]

Draedalus Prime

[inland beacon]

Is that a boss?

Or soon to be

[pliant ruin]

no its bait

[inland beacon]

⛽ p

[pliant ruin]

Draedon's inventor is left intentionally ambiguous but implied to possibly be himself

as in he transferred his consciousness into a machine

[inland beacon]

So we don't know if his body is gone or not

[pliant ruin]

Well regardless it is because the inventor's body is dead

whether it was someone else or draedon himself

[inland beacon]

And how was the abyss made

And who or what put the boss rush thing at the bottom

[cloud ibex]

geological activity

as for who put the terminus down there i think xeroc mentioned they did it? forgor

[eager bluff]

abyss was made by originally just tectonic plates moving but was expanded by silva

and yeah xeroc dropped terminus down there

[split mortar]

Geological stuff just be causing trenches

Xeroc yeeted it down there afaik

[inland beacon]

Why did he hide it

[split mortar]

We dunno for sure but i theorise its cause the terminus is used in perfect ascensions which are drastically stringer then normal ones iirc

[cloud ibex]

in which case it could be because they didn't want to risk someone using it for Nefarious purposes

but that's pretty far into not confirmed territory

[eager bluff]

we know it was used for something previously and that something obv had a lot of people trying to do it

the specifics of it arent known but it isnt a stretch to say it was chucked to stop people from being Doobieous Motherfuckers

[split mortar]

Especially since xeroc seems to be the planet protecor

[limpid saddle]

Dreadon made dreadon

[strong notch]

probably the human he mentioned in one of codebreaker lines

[cloud ibex]

which might have been draedon himself but seeing as even he himself doesn't know, pretty safe to say nobody knows

[robust osprey]

draedon was made by me

[strong notch]

why have you added "pollute environment" feature onto him then?

[robust osprey]

I thought it would be funny

[strong notch]

what about crimes againts bees?

[robust osprey]

I hate bees

[bleak escarp]

Wrong answer

[plucky lichen]

Dude you summoned the man himself

[robust osprey]

oh no

[plucky lichen]

Yharims exiting the aerie to kill you personally

[robust osprey]

😨

you didn't thought about my special move

run!!

[spring helm]

holy fuck it's Yharim Calamity

[plucky lichen]

Can’t believe it’s the real guy

[plucky lichen]

Bro you aren’t getting away

[robust osprey]

then my special-special move

fly

[split mortar]

Its yharim calamity!

[plucky lichen]

Didn’t know he had discord

[hoary berry]

That’s what the whispers really are

[plucky lichen]

Oh yeah I heard it mentioned that lore items would be removed and instead would be replaced with something else. What would that be again? Or am I totally misremembering

[hoary berry]

Just discord DMs

[split mortar]

Yhou yhind yhe yhrock yhand yhet yhalls yhrom yharim

[dusk laurel]

[split mortar]

Yhat?

[light linden]

what

[split mortar]

-# you find the yhrock and get calls from yharim

[plucky lichen]

Yharim keeps spamming my phone telling me what to do how to fix

[split mortar]

How comprehendible am i

Lmao

[plucky lichen]

Yep

Very comprehensive

[split mortar]

Gooodd

[dusk laurel]

❌

[plucky lichen]

Yharim on my cell phone spamming my dms any advice

[split mortar]

He gives good advice on how to handle economics and prisoners

Listen!

[hoary berry]

He also has an excellent moral compass and never takes things too far

A great role model, really

[plucky lichen]

Oh ok! I like his plan for prisoners

Starving them! Totally aweosome

[dusk laurel]

Starving?

[hoary berry]

Trying to remember which entries I have and haven’t sent here

[split mortar]

Just send

All

[plucky lichen]

Entries for what

[plucky lichen]

But yeah am I just misremembering or am I not

[dusk laurel]

Yhar har har mobile company

(Yes, they are planned to be revamped)

[plucky lichen]

In what way

Yharim calls me on my cell phone

[dusk laurel]

It starts here

#calamity-update-talk message

[plucky lichen]

Thank you

[split mortar]

No
On the yhrock

[plucky lichen]

Wow he literally calls you on the rock

Yharim sending me a text every now and then

[split mortar]

Yes

He regularly doxxes you to yourself just to yhap to you throught the yhrock

[dusk laurel]

[hoary berry]

[plucky lichen]

Is the yhrock one way communication

[split mortar]

Make the text in meowmix yourself then

[plucky lichen]

Maybe that’s answered

Could I just yap to yharim

[split mortar]

You will be able to ask for his opinions iirc

[plucky lichen]

Wow so awesome

[split mortar]

But nothing beyond normal lore items

[hoary berry]

no i added like
a line to the introduction of my meow mix draft
that's enough progress for two whole months !

[split mortar]

More so
“Whats with the crimsons?”
As to explain why he yhaps iirc

[plucky lichen]

Ohhhh

My yharim yharopaganda yhrock

[dusk laurel]

Crim son

[plucky lichen]

Taking a low quality photo of the astral infection and send it to yharim rn

[split mortar]

Take a pic of yharon fight

[late veldt]

So basically Yharon is watching a Yherraria Yhaythrough on the Yharevision

[plucky lichen]

Just a picture of the terrarian on fire and crying becuase they turned on infernum

[hoary berry]

Rancour

'Painted with bitterness and held together by regret, the walls she has built are but flimsy sheets amidst the accursed storm of her power; mere whispers of his name are enough to animate her sealed memories and drag her into their depths once more.'
Violence
'Hers was an orchestrated rage; at his behest, zealous flames swallowed settlements whole. Like a sword in his hands, his targets became hers, just as her victims became his: an extension of the Godseeker, and nothing more. Her sins, however, are hers to bear alone—for the wicked deserve no mercy, and that is all she believes herself to be: wicked, and nothing more.'
Yharim's Gift
‘Attunement, much like any deep bond, is founded upon mutuality; Yharon was once a frail dragon despite his magical prowess, but—just as his flames blaze where my blood ought to flow—his constitution soon grew rapidly with mine. Now, this titanic power rests in your hands: use it as you wish, for it will not endure the years until his rebirth.’
Toxic Heart
/// After isolating a collection of nanomachines from the swarm via precise applications of ferromancy, you managed to attain symbiosis and harness their power for your own purposes… Colour me impressed, for not even the most talented human engineers have yet achieved this feat. I look forward to how you further this new technique of yours, Kala. ///
The Amalgam
In its time, the Nameless Serpent slew many gods and feasted upon far more. Even stripped down to the barest undigested essence, these thousand great minds persevere, sharing their knowledge to achieve their dream of rebirth. The dead are not welcome in the land of the living, however—so they cling onto their only hope of deliverance in the world that forsook them.

i don't think i've posted any of these here (?)

although it was intentional, i honestly don't know if i think the repetition in Violence's entry makes it better or worse

[plucky lichen]

These are really cool

Can I ask what they are for?

[hoary berry]

nothing

[plucky lichen]

Ohh just writing for fun

[hoary berry]

the entries i write are just me wrapping up headcanons, theories, and sometimes just random ideas up into bite-sized pieces

[plucky lichen]

Oh that’s really cool

[hoary berry]

i think some might dubiously (or outright) go against canon

but thankfully that doesn't matter 😌

[plucky lichen]

I’ve been thinking of writing entries from the perspective of my little guy for each boss fight or area entered

[bleak escarp]

Run

[plucky lichen]

oh god hes not getting away

[bleak escarp]

Nope

Ever since Yharon became MIA I’ve had to ride on my queen bee but that’s slower

But it also wants to remove him so it will be hunting

[magic epoch]

(what does mia mean)

[split mortar]

Missing in action

[robust osprey]

I already escaped

[barren sonnet]

I think it would be cool if the starter bag was reworked to feel more natural, like having a small structure next to spawn where the loot would spawn.

[bleak escarp]

Nah I know your exact location, the GREAT BIG LOVABLE bee is just too slow to catch up for now

[robust osprey]

what if I explode your bee

[bleak escarp]

It has auric Tesla armor

[gritty kraken]

Implying you used yharon soul fragments

[bleak escarp]

Had to do something with them

[plucky lichen]

look yharon attacked me first i didnt mean to kill him

[limpid saddle]

Yharim would you like to say anything in how your anti-God agenda is considered 'Yharpaganda'

[bleak escarp]

Unfortunately I’m currently busy trying to figure out what the best method to die to one of you guys is to convince you to go kill the traitor almighty.

I’m not currently open to questions

[limpid saddle]

i see

[plucky lichen]

I'm putting you in the nursing home grandpa

[scenic olive]

hear me out

what if

gods can also do rebirth

but since there is no god of ressurection they cant do it

[late veldt]

no way in hell Yharon would ever do that

[scenic olive]

[plucky lichen]

Is yharon actually singing or even saying something along those lines when we fight him or he just growling and setting us on fire the whole time

Yharon pleaseee stop setting me on fire it hurts really bad dude

[spring helm]

the auric dragon's didn't speak any languages that mortals did

[plucky lichen]

How did he tell yharim all the shit about xeroc then

[sleek halo]

psure due to their attunement

telepatht

is how

[plucky lichen]

Ohhhh awesome

[light linden]

do we know if any dragons died and didn't have their souls absorbed?

[plucky lichen]

I would assume that didn’t happen because yharon would’ve revived them by now

[thick slate]

yharon is actually stupid

and didnt

[plucky lichen]

Wow makes sense

I love my fat yharon looking pet I got from his boss fight

Kept it for the rest of my playthrough it’s so funny

What if I kindly asked yharon to not burn me in fire death tornadoes

What would yharims favorite Pokémon be

Maybe vespiquen

[languid badge]

yharim is a mega beedrill fan for sure

[plucky lichen]

Ohhh that’s also a solid option

I could even see flygon maybe

It’s not bug type though

[thick slate]

another dragon

he misses them

[plucky lichen]

Maybe one of the gen 5 legendaries

Reshiram perhaps

Calamitas would totally be a volcarona fan

[limpid saddle]

wonder if you could reverse engineer an auric soul from a god's soul, like divide them again

[plucky lichen]

I can’t explain it properly but volcarona and calamitas just make sense to my mind

[plucky lichen]

No clue actually

[late veldt]

that seems like something that would have dramatic consequence

[plucky lichen]

Where does the auric soul go when you kill a god

[limpid saddle]

I'm sure Dreadon could figure it out if he trapped a god in a tube for long enough

[plucky lichen]

How would you keep a god in a tube

Really strong tube

[fierce blaze]

god containment procedures must be wild

[limpid saddle]

beat the shit out of it before hand

[fierce blaze]

[limpid saddle]

It's not like they have any particularly notable regenerative abilities

[plucky lichen]

I feel like being one of Draedons live experiments would be a fate worse than death

[limpid saddle]

Just beat them to near death & put them in a really strong tube

[plucky lichen]

This guy has no empathy

Only cares about science

[limpid saddle]

He's practical though

[fierce blaze]

science at the price of ethics

[limpid saddle]

He isn't gonna do anything stupid or cruel without a purpose

[plucky lichen]

Yeah but still would not be a fun situation

[limpid saddle]

Plus I doubt he'd do anything to compromise the subject

[plucky lichen]

Even then, a lot of harm can be done without the subject dying

[limpid saddle]

Given his immideate response when Calamitas Clone failed was to sigh in a forlorn manner & put her on ice in a storage facility for the rest of her existence

[late veldt]

placing providence in a quartz tube and preforming fucked up and evil experiments on her

[limpid saddle]

she deserves it ngl

[fierce blaze]

until the real Calamitas broke it out of containment

[limpid saddle]

yeah

[plucky lichen]

Also to keep yknow a god in a tube would require you to maintain the god in the vulnerable state

[limpid saddle]

that did happen

[limpid saddle]

The guy made miracle matter i'm sure he could figure out anasthetic strong enough to keep a god under

[plucky lichen]

So either this theoretical tube contained god is just not conscious or constantly sad and beat up

[plucky lichen]

I made miracle matter

The real hatsune miku made miracle matter

It’s technically listed as our creation

Draedon hates the name lol

But he did make the exo mechs

Which beat my ass a few times so I mean

[limpid saddle]

He created the thesis for miracle matter

[umbral trench]

👀

[plucky lichen]

We stablized it

[limpid saddle]

The terrarian is the local homeless tweaker who actually made it in their crack den

[plucky lichen]

I should make a meth van for my magic storage unit

Then it can really be my crack den

[limpid saddle]

breaking bad

[plucky lichen]

Exactly

The more I think about it the more I realize how cracked the terrarian is

We can make cool machines and crazy tech (with some direction from Draedon), we are extremely skilled in combat, a talented architect, and professional golfer

[limpid saddle]

Love being a skilled construction worker & living in a sick-ass wizard tower constructed by my own hands

[plucky lichen]

Exactly

[limpid saddle]

Not to mention that sick-ass wizard tower i built for Calamitas

[late veldt]

Even at the peak of his power Yharim could not conceive of constructing a 20 story poop skyscraper

[eager bluff]

i dont think yharim can physically drink that much coffee

[spare pier]

I'm always happy to see someone acknowledge your character is cracked

I always see people going "eh but if I did it anyone could have"

Bro THINK FOR A SECOND

[late veldt]

yeah the average person's combat proficiency is. town npc

[limpid saddle]

with or without the combat manuals though

[late veldt]

with or without the combat manuals the guide still eats absolute shit against the eye of Cthulhu

[umbral trench]

"You're the main character for a reason" < i always see it that way

[sinful adder]

god souls basically explode into essence on death

so no

[spare pier]

It's the same thing with Dark Souls, like

[sinful adder]

it is theoretically possible but practically even draedon would struggle to find a way to do it

[spare pier]

YOU LITERALLY SEE THE NPCS FIGHTING

THEY SUCK

AND DYING SUCKS TOO

[limpid saddle]

Hey hey hey, who said we had to kill them to do it?

[sinful adder]

I think they would die if you took their soul out

[late veldt]

ok find a way to ship of Theseus someone's entire organ system out of them and then maybe that's a valid option

[limpid saddle]

My idea is peeling the auric soul out of the god's soul not taking the entire thing out & dividing like an onion

[umbral trench]

The clothier watching how i'm about to kill him with a boulder for the 42th time because i wanted the Goblin Tinkerer to spawn in and not him:

[sinful adder]

that is like un scrambling an egg, or un mixing tea

[late veldt]

i bet you can unmix tea

[limpid saddle]

dreadon could definetly do both of those

[late veldt]

just filter it

[umbral trench]

Goodluck

[late veldt]

scrambling an egg is different because of the heat

[sinful adder]

ok, yes, but my point is that it is very hard

[spare pier]

Trying to reverse engineer a God's Soul back into an Auric Soul is like trying to turn a Supernova back into a Star

[umbral trench]

So... What's the conclusion?

[limpid saddle]

That makes it sound like a God's soul is an explosion

[fierce blaze]

Gods explode upon death

[sinful adder]

it is about as close to impossible as you can get without completely ruling it out

[umbral trench]

Noxus doesn't explode when killed by the Nameless Deity

So

[limpid saddle]

my brother in christ

[sinful adder]

if anything could do it, it would have to be something like a slime sucking up all the godly essence from a dead god and distilling it back into a new auric soul

[limpid saddle]

wrath of the gods is not canon

[umbral trench]

Good to know

[limpid saddle]

& even then noxus isn't even an ascended god

[sinful adder]

WOTG is a fan thing that is not calamity, it is only based on ideas that calamity was planning to use at one point but changed years ago

[limpid saddle]

he's just a freak

[spare pier]

Actually it's more like trying to turn a supernova back into exactly the same star it was after all of its elements spread around the universe and half of them ended up making a different star that also went supernova

[limpid saddle]

He doesn't have an auric soul

[umbral trench]

Then why tf give him the name of Entropic God

[spare pier]

You might as well wind back time

That's unironically the best and easiest way of doing it

[limpid saddle]

The question doth become

can Dreadon make a time machine

[spare pier]

The very laws of the universe as we know it disallow that from happening

Granted he did say "fuck you" to thermodynamics but

[limpid saddle]

laws of the universe fucked up 💔

[sinful adder]

There is old lore noxus which was a kind of god and which WOTG is based on, and then there is new lore noxus which is canon but isn't a god, because "god" has a very specific definition now

[umbral trench]

Oh, so that's why

[spare pier]

Considering the only way people have ever figured out to maybe travel back in time

Is to be faster than light

[plucky lichen]

Yeah dude we literally solo gods it’s awesome. But the thing that goes unrecognized a lot in conversation about the players prowess is the ability that we have to make things. We are able to craft these incredible weapons that allow us to kill gods and Eldrich horrors of the like. Maybe we have some direction from Draedon but we never get any outside help. We are basically master blacksmiths and tech wizards. We are capable of building whole cities by ourselves.

[spare pier]

Because light's perception of time is instant

[limpid saddle]

Also again, WOTG, not canon to Calamity, nothing within it should be taken without a modicum of salt

[sinful adder]

and that requires beyond infinite energy

[soft geyser]

Remember a god is nothing to a old dude with nothing to lose and nothing left to gain

[umbral trench]

I never played wotg, so

I'm relying on videos and stuff

[limpid saddle]

[umbral trench]

That's why i'm asking

[spare pier]

If you moved at the speed of light, you'd be at your destiny in the exact same instant you started to travel, though obviously time would pass

So the theory is that if light's perception of time is instant

Being faster than light would make your perception of time go backwards, allowing you to travel back in time

[sinful adder]

zero time would pass from your perspective but lightspeed/distance time would pass from an outside perspective

[spare pier]

Literally integer overflow type bullshit

But yeah

[sinful adder]

yeah it's weird and other laws of physics almost definitely prevent it

[umbral trench]

My laptop can't handle any more mods

[spare pier]

Reverse engineering a God's Soul into an Auric Soul is, I wouldn't say completely impossible. Theoretically, it MIGHT be possible

But in practice, it's completely impossible

[late veldt]

awwww boo hoo looks like I have to shelf my plan c to destroy the calamity universe

[spare pier]

The best way I can describe it honestly is

[limpid saddle]

Seems like something Dreadon would write a dissertation about every once in a while when he bores himself of commiting war-crimes & dumping his garbage at random spots in the world

[spare pier]

Turning a corpse back into a living person

[late veldt]

Calamitas is well known for doing something like that

[spare pier]

*A proper living person

[limpid saddle]

just you wait 'till i figure out necromancy

[spare pier]

[limpid saddle]

you'll eat your words then

[sinful adder]

not just a recently dead corpse either, but one that's already decomposed into rotting sludge

[late veldt]

Yharon is also known for doing that

[umbral trench]

What is that emote dude

[sinful adder]

if you had a live god to manipulate its soul directly, it would be more like a recently dead corpse I think

[umbral trench]

I can't tell what it is

[late veldt]

it's ravager. somehow

[umbral trench]

w h a t

[spare pier]

Though I may add

[limpid saddle]

I can easily imagine Dreadon going back to the idea obsessively every once & a while

[spare pier]

This is being INCREDIBLY FUCKING GENEROUS

And thinking about it purely from an in-universe perspective

[sinful adder]

what if you had a slime absorb the entirety of a god's essence

or like, slime god

[spare pier]

Because reversing a God's Soul back into an Auric Soul is something we talked about once that is not happening under any circumstances because it directly goes against the point of the story we're writing

[late veldt]

wait so if a human and an elemental can become gods, what else can become a god?

[sinful adder]

hey, idea

[spare pier]

Anything smart enough to perform the ritual

[umbral trench]

Ritual?

[late veldt]

wait there's a ritual. I thought it was just eating the soul

[umbral trench]

I'm missing a lot on this

[limpid saddle]

When you kill a Dragon you need to perform the Ascendance Ritual with it's Auric Soul to become a god

We don't know what the ritual actually entails but we know it exists

[sinful adder]

what about turning it not into an auric soul, let alone a specific one, but into... a new world soul? Suppose you collected every last bit of godly essence from the entire world and stuffed it in some kind of vessel? You would have every trace of auric plus a whole lot of normal soul contaminating it.

[spare pier]

That's actually EXACTLY WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT

I won't talk much more, but

[umbral trench]

The same thing happened with Xeroc? (If i reckon correctly)

[spare pier]

.

Things returning to the status quo goes against the point of the story

[limpid saddle]

Every God performed the Ascendance Ritual

[sinful adder]

then you could presumably do something with it. Squeeze it into a really strong slime, or use astral magic to consolidate things the way stars do

[umbral trench]

Well, is the DoG a god itself?

[sinful adder]

suppose this wasn't strictly the status quo, but something new resembling the old

[light linden]

I feel like it could prolly happen but it'd require a lot more magical crap than yharon is capable of

[limpid saddle]

No, it just eats people

[sinful adder]

no, but it is stronger than most gods

[umbral trench]

Oh

[limpid saddle]

& has a big ego

[light linden]

oh also rebecca can I ask a question?

[spare pier]

Shoot

[umbral trench]

🔫

[sinful adder]

what if its establishing a new status quo that "rhymes" with the old one

[light linden]

so robotic prosthetics are a thing

would it be reasonable to say there are prosthetics that enhance the function of what they are replacing in calamity?

[spare pier]

Also I may add that you also won't ever because that'd mean the player could maybe perform it on Yharon and we already talked about this before

Wulfrum Prosthetic

Check that one

[light linden]

well I guess it goes to show I haven't played calamity mage then

fucking hell, sorry rebecca

[spare pier]

You're good

[sinful adder]

if you can make a prosthetic that enhances your abilities with something as simple as wulfrum, I wonder what peak technology allows?

raiden time

[limpid saddle]

I thought that whole thing was brushed over already by, 'As soon as Yharon dies as the Dragon of Rebirth he can instantaneously return his soul to the Aerie to become an egg'

[light linden]

for context I was gonna ask if it'd make sense for a godseeker knight to have draedon made prosthetic legs that let them jump very high

[spare pier]

I mean, you will go to the Aerie eventually

So you could find the egg

[sinful adder]

it is theoretically possible to magically capture yharon's soul, it would just be difficult. Doing it at the aerie would be your best bet.

the dragon aerie is hard to get to, its somehow magically hidden

[spare pier]

Actually no, you can't do that

[sinful adder]

oh

[spare pier]

That's why absorbing Yharon's Soul is so hard

[limpid saddle]

As we have spoken about before, I hope it's comically large, like x3 the size of the player, & we can haul it around on our backs in a wicker basket as an accessory

just voicing that desire of my soul again

[plucky lichen]

Why eat yharon when he can be your friend :D

[sinful adder]

what happens if you break the egg, or catch it when it forms

[light linden]

oh also another thing if you don't mind rebecca, will we ever get more info about how godseeker knights gained their position?

[plucky lichen]

Ignore the fact that he tried to kill you that’s irrelevant

[sinful adder]

or make an auric omlette

[spare pier]

If you break the egg it'd just reform somewhere else

If you catch the egg

Well

[real silo]

Miracle matter feedbacker let's go

[limpid saddle]

that makes sense

[spare pier]

That's how you absorb his Soul

Find the egg

[real silo]

easter egg hunt

[plucky lichen]

Scramble it

[limpid saddle]

wait

[sinful adder]

oh, do the ritual on the egg with the soul in it

[spare pier]

Yeah

[limpid saddle]

is Yharon a potentially an infinite source of eggs

[sinful adder]

basically infinite yeah

[spare pier]

Yes

[sinful adder]

really big magic eggs

[light linden]

ok ty

[plucky lichen]

Infinite omelette

[limpid saddle]

Imagine the protein...

[spare pier]

And yeah, this definitely makes sense

[real silo]

Who lays them eggs

[umbral trench]

First time killing Yharon, and i genuinely thought i could craft something with Yharon soul fragments that time

[limpid saddle]

eternal omelete....

[umbral trench]

(Like a new auric soul)

[spare pier]

Losing limbs wasn't a rare sight in Yharim's army after all

[light linden]

idk if you were there when I talked about it but uh

[real silo]

losing

losing limb us

[spare pier]

https://tenor.com/view/valhalla-persona-anime-cute-smile-gif-17239820

[sinful adder]

yharon soul fragments are tiny bits of his soul that broke off when he died. If he were to die millions of times, it might add up

[limpid saddle]

Wonder if The Arsenal included weaponized limbs?

Like chainsaw arms & such

[spare pier]

That'd probably go for customizable armor

[umbral trench]

Would it still count tho

[light linden]

you fight a godseeker knight in the add-on I'm working on and the story for how they got promoted was they almost beat the profaned guardians but got their legs burnt off

[plucky lichen]

I designed my little terrarian with a cool exo mech themed limb so this conversation is actually really helpful

[real silo]

Took a fire arrow to the knee

[light linden]

and I'm tryna see how cleanly that fits into the lore

[limpid saddle]

No

You cant make a human being out of toes

[late veldt]

wait

[limpid saddle]

& you cant make an auric soul out of shavings

[spare pier]

Calamari my beloved

[late veldt]

Yharon solves world hunger

Just eat the egg

[plucky lichen]

Tasty!

[umbral trench]

It hatches inside your body

And boom

[limpid saddle]

why are you trying to vore the egg you freak

[sinful adder]

you would have an easier time growing plants with infinite energy from exo prisms

[umbral trench]

What

[sinful adder]

don't

[umbral trench]

I'm not the one who said just eat it

[late veldt]

you.. don't eat an entire egg whole

are you a fucking snake

[light linden]

what the fuck

[umbral trench]

🐍

[plucky lichen]

You gotta crack the egg

[sinful adder]

too freaky

[light linden]

I look away for 13 seconds to do a warframe mission

[real silo]

YOU gotta crack the egg

[light linden]

and I come back to this

[real silo]

I poke holes in them and suck em dry

[plucky lichen]

This is one of the conversations of all time

[limpid saddle]

i hate it here

(except for when i dont)

[sudden ruin]

i avoid this place

[late veldt]

you have to crack an egg open to cook it

[real silo]

you're this place

[plucky lichen]

Do you think Draedon could make me a GameCube

[light linden]

hard-boiled eggs:

[limpid saddle]

yeah

[sudden ruin]

not on purpose but i jsut avoid reading lengthy things typically

[plucky lichen]

Maybe I can upgrade it into a Wii

[limpid saddle]

illiterate 💔

[plucky lichen]

Nintendo console crafting tree added to calamity

[sudden ruin]

no💔

just adhd maybe💔

[umbral trench]

I would be the type of person who would take a bite out of the egg.

Just

Psychopath

[spare pier]

Still love what I did with her literally just fucking evolving an Auric Soul

[late veldt]

what if Yharim was a witch trying to find his neighbors lost cat in the alps

[plucky lichen]

Who is calamari

[spare pier]

My Cal OC

[limpid saddle]

can we kill this guy

[real silo]

🦑

[plucky lichen]

All I can think of is squid sisters Splatoon 💔

[limpid saddle]

calamari inkantation goes hard it's true

[plucky lichen]

So glad I am not the only one making calamity ocs

[spare pier]

Tl;dr she is a squid that died trying to reach the surface, Silva watched her tenacity and chose to gift her a shard of her Auric Soul, the piece of Evolution to be exact

[limpid saddle]

I was there during Final Fest

[umbral trench]

There are worse scenarios than that

[spare pier]

Following that she became humanoid and embarked on her journey

[limpid saddle]

I cried a little bit at Daybreaker Anthem

[spare pier]

I think she is really fucking cool because well

She is a Goddess

But she never killed a Dragon

[real silo]

Personal bias

[plucky lichen]

That’s really cool actually

[real silo]

[spare pier]

So it kinda breaks Yharim's rethoric

And then I did something with how, well

[limpid saddle]

I think Yharim would kill her anyway using a 'by proxy' argument

[spare pier]

She is the Goddess of Evolution, obviously her power is evolving

[umbral trench]

At what level does she evolve

[spare pier]

So, while fighting Yharim, she kept getting auric rejected, and her body was trying to figure out a way of stopping that

The solution was to turn her soul auric

[real silo]

the soul auric

[spare pier]

So while fighting Yharim, she literally develops a fully fledged auric soul

[real silo]

not to be confused with the auric soul

[plucky lichen]

I’m still trying to develop a significant backstory and motivation for my calamity oc thing. All I have down is that she survived the burning of azafure and goes through her journey with a buddy

[plucky lichen]

Hell yeah

[plucky lichen]

Because multiplayer

[limpid saddle]

Never thought i'd see the day where the official writer of a project has created seperate fanfiction for that project

[plucky lichen]

Though nobody has logged on it’s tragic

[limpid saddle]

that they write for

[loud crag]

hmm i wanna make a cool guy now..

[plucky lichen]

See this is the pinnacle of writing

[spare pier]

And then I do the second coolest move right after

Because yeah she uses Ark of the Cosmos

And her sword broke during the fight

So after she gets an auric soul

Her first move is to attune her Ark to the Aerie

[real silo]

put that ingame

[spare pier]

We thought about it but Ark Upgrade

(We don't know how the fuck to upgrade it)

(In a meaningful way that isn't just numbers)

[real silo]

make it automatically upgrade once you get there

I love my aotc
Where's my aotc

[spare pier]

Hopefully AotC is viable for Yharim

In any case we just make him take more damage from it

[plucky lichen]

I’m playing melee rn excited to use that thing

[loud crag]

ark is so cool

[spare pier]

It's getting even cooler next update because you will actually be able to use Big Rip

[real silo]

When are we getting ranger ark

[plucky lichen]

We need an arc level bow