lore-discussion

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Osyqy3krod7hwjdod

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?

[spring helm]

Human

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Yoo

How did you write this in 2 minutes

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Copy and pasted from a previous time I did this

Didn’t want to spend 20 minutes doing that

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Oh alright

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Again

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Should be pinned

if it isn't

Anyway I'm back here now ig

my interests fluctuate

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Fair

[wheat walrus]

Ofc :/

[frigid sage]

The enemy descended into my control

[feral locust]

Ok so I don’t know much about calamity lore.
But is the plaguebringer Goliath supposed to be queen bee but something/someone made her into a harbinger of pestilence?

[untold oracle]

Plaguebringer goliath was an ordinary queen bee that Draedon subjected to the plague

Iirc the PGB acts as the central computer piece of the plague

[feral locust]

Makes sense. I just fought her and noticed the amount of stuff related to bee queen revolving around the plague

[untold oracle]

I assume the reason why PGB is significantly larger is that it’s bloated by nanomachine technology

[limpid saddle]

also the actual cybernetics like the boosters

[real silo]

Smh draedon made her less efficient by requiring fuel

She only needed to have sustenance to be able to fly but now she needs stupid rocket fuel

[split mortar]

The plague may be able to make the fuel

[real silo]

Turning biological flesh into rocket fuel

[split mortar]

Yes

[real silo]

I wish I could recycle my dead skin as rocket fuel

Imagine having rocket boots and using the dead skin as fuel to fly around

Or maybe fallen hair and nail clippings

[split mortar]

You use rocket boots and spontaneously go bald

[real silo]

nono

Steal someone else's hair

go to barbershops and steal the hair from their trashbins

[real silo]

I actually had the idea of letting arisu burn off some of her hair as fuel whenever she enters battle

(she can just regrow it instantly after the battle)

[split mortar]

Battle baldness

[real silo]

some

she'll go from insanely fuckin long hair to normal length hair but not straight up baldness

[limpid saddle]

tactical balding

[cloud ibex]

Hair explosion gif

[manic coral]

i think Nasa would kidnap you

[split mortar]

I will kidnap nasa

[pliant ruin]

who is nasa

i may be stupid

[split mortar]

You weren’t joking around

[spring helm]

Lmao

[untold oracle]

Me

I’m nasa

[pliant ruin]

hi nasa

[real silo]

Yuzaki nasa from tonikaku kawaii

[real silo]

Ok but what if it applies to every human

Would nasa then hire slaves who's only job is growing out hair to turn into rocket fuel

Would they invent giga hair growth drugs

[gritty kraken]

This is one of the messages of all time

[plush geode]

anyone who played mikesanda bleach mode ??? and can give me addvice ?

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Loreous

[pliant ruin]

lore!

[gritty kraken]

Howstrong is providence on her full power compare to other characters

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Rebecca thinks they would struggle a lot with unarmoured dog

[stoic gulch]

Why you become moon cheese

[split mortar]

So post old duke pre dog since he has armour in their fight

[pliant ruin]

the moon is made of cheese smh

[stoic gulch]

Yea but all things are cheese if you think about it

Just why specifically moon cheese

[pliant ruin]

got tired of having a dutch name

[random mulch]

what's wrong with a dutch name

[gritty kraken]

alr cool
The post game accessory actually convinced me into thinking she’s Scal level even though I’ve heard a lot about those being non canon

[pliant ruin]

i got tired of having it

[split mortar]

Rebecca had said yharon would struggle a lot with providence and guardians meaning the guardians would be more beneficial then just night prob form I think

Just that since they’re dead, uh

Night prob is the most beneficial

[dusk laurel]

US space agency thing

The guys who got us to the Moon

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Yes

Used to also be a deep water research place before going the space direction iirc

[random mulch]

they saw what was down there and ever since have tried escaping

[spring helm]

Bill Wurtz

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Not a lot but Yharon would absolutely need to think a lot to win

Yharon wouldn't be able to brute force his way through that encounter

And then Provi + Guardians vs DoG is a fight that while I think that they are stronger

DoG is just a super unfavorable matchup

[split mortar]

Dog is literally the god eater

[spare pier]

He could easily pull a sneak attack to take out one or two Guardians

[split mortar]

The guardians are snack sized

[real silo]

slurps guardian like a pudding

[split mortar]

Just nom

And a guardian has noxus or something to deal with

[spare pier]

Yharon is like, there is not any inherent advantage when it comes to how he fights vs them

[real silo]

If dog doesn't have a succ attack I will riot

[spare pier]

Infact I think Yharon is on the disadvantage

[split mortar]

They’re made of fire

[spare pier]

Because his only AOE tool are the firenadoes

[real silo]

What's stopping yharon from just biting really hard

[split mortar]

Rock isn’t a good thing to bite

[spare pier]

Well, yeah nothing but it isn't exactly super effective

[real silo]

melt rock

[split mortar]

And crystal rock exploding with fire def isn’t

[real silo]

melt rock then it's not hard anymore

[spare pier]

The Guardians could reliably dodge or block Yharon's dash

The problem would come from his bullet hell which I think would be the actually hard shit for them to deal with

[real silo]

But can guardians damage him

[spare pier]

Obviously

Considering anything can deal damage to anything

[real silo]

how many extra guardians does provi need to beat exo mechs

[split mortar]

I imagine a lot

Gays nuke has a lot of aoe

And so do other attacks

[dusk laurel]

Gays nuke

[wheat walrus]

gays nuke

[pliant ruin]

gays nuke

[wheat walrus]

it explodes and beams you with every color in the light spectrum

[split mortar]

The Exo mechs are massively homosexual, they’re literally powered by endless gay energy

[wheat walrus]

and it turns you gay but if you're not strong enough you die and resurrect as a gombie

[wheat walrus]

you know what else is massive

[dusk laurel]

omfg

Do NOT say it

[spare pier]

If the Exo Mechs used a Gays Nuke that'd just make Providence and the Guardians stronger

[wheat walrus]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW

TAPER

FADE

[dusk laurel]

💥

[split mortar]

Damn, so Exo providence and Exo guardians real

[dusk laurel]

It's because they're lesbians

They wouldn't turn exo

[split mortar]

Vanillin not getting a joke damn

[dusk laurel]

You're a joke

[spare pier]

In all honesty I think only the Healer is a lesbian but that's another story

[wheat walrus]

catalyst with the providence-looking exo thing that was teased half a year ago #898274016261996604 message

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Well yeah I’m text on funny rectangle

[wheat walrus]

the fact that they even disabled forwarding is vile manz i was gonna forward this one

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Don’t have access to:(

[wheat walrus]

yep

gyazo screenshot time

exofucker from catalyst teaser from half a year ago

click cause no embeds obv

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So the image of gay lesbian polycule and scary and evil terrarian wrong

[dusk laurel]

💥

[wheat walrus]

pan

bi

game theory

[spare pier]

Well, ok I think Provi is a lesbian but also aroace

Same for Commander

And Defender is probably bi

[dusk laurel]

Hasn't it already been established that Healer is a girlfailure

[wheat walrus]

lesbian (friendly)

[spare pier]

Yes Healer is a girlfailure

[wheat walrus]

they were very close friends except for defender and healer

[untold oracle]

I love the healer.,

Okay so the polycule should still be possible I think

[real silo]

How is someone lesbian and arcade

aroace not arcade

god

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Was wondering that

[split mortar]

No, providence is now an arcade

[real silo]

you're an arcade

I will win thirteen stuffed plushies from you

[split mortar]

:(

[untold oracle]

Maybe they like girls but they don’t really care about it?

[spare pier]

Aroace refers to how you perceive a relationship, being a lesbian is just who you are attracted to. That's how I view it at least

You can be both

Either way it's a spectrum

[real silo]

So she's not any specific gender, she doesn't want to get with someone, but if she does she wants women

[spring helm]

Why is it that the more you talk about the Guardian Healer the more it confirms what I wrote down in my Providence Polycule shoujou romance fanfic

[pliant ruin]

as far as im concerned being both aroace and lesbian isnt possible

but being either ace or aro AND a lesbian is

u mightve confused

the separate terms for the conjoined one

[spare pier]

I very much didn't

Again, either way, it's a spectrum

A person can be Aroace and still feel attraction in some way, just exceptionally rarely

[spring helm]

And they were good friends

[pliant ruin]

fair point

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Fucking
What

[spare pier]

I am tempted to show you the Healer Relic tooltip I wrote but I'm gonna wait it out

[pliant ruin]

i suppose i'm just naturally wary abt people talking about aro or ace or aroace identities as a whole due to how much people r shitty about it

i apolocheese

[spring helm]

Have a small taste

“I can’t believe I overslept!” Bubbles was flying as fast as she could across town. She’d stayed up past midnight reading romance novels and slept through her alarm. Skewered on one of her branches was her toast.

“Why do I even have this? I don’t eat!” The ground beneath her blurred as she flew at her maximum speed, hoping to make it to the temple perhaps not in time but not so late that the others would get mad at her. She shut her eyes in exertion, already knowing the path by heart from centuries of repetition. She forgot one thing however…

CRASH

Right as Bubbles turned where she knew a mountain was, she flew face-first into a wall more unrelenting than bedrock.

“Uwah!” Unable to stabilise herself in time, Bubbles crashed into the ground. “Oof!”

“Are you alright?” A voice more wonderful than the screams of the impure played a melodious tune through Bubbles’ ears. The Profaned Healer opened her eyes and saw beauty.

Bubbles is the Guardian Healer

[spare pier]

There's the very gross idea that someone can "fix" an Aroace, yeah

[pliant ruin]

also the fact that alot of ace/arophobia just passes off the radar incredibly often basically everywhere

[heavy agate]

is it accurate to say that yharim would be the ultimate reddit athiest if reddit existed in terraria

[wheat walrus]

probs

[untold oracle]

Write it pwease 🥺

[spring helm]

It’s right here Deltaw

Also I still haven’t actually read any more shoujou romance so I can’t

[untold oracle]

I meant finishing it.,

[untold oracle]

Oh ok

[heady vapor]

Is Clamitas canon?

[spring helm]

No

[split mortar]

Yes? Her boss dialogue and some npc dialogue is outdated but she as a character is

[heady vapor]

No

Like the Clam

[dusk laurel]

Nope

gfb is not canon

[split mortar]

Gfb not canon

[dusk laurel]

You're a cannon

[split mortar]

Giant clam is canon but clamitas isnt

[dusk laurel]

👆

[robust osprey]

giant clam is my friend

[hoary cape]

Giant clam probably tasty in clam chowder

[magic epoch]

cirrus dog lore reveal?!? (🇯)

"I hear it's amazing when the famous Devourer of Gods out in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-kiri rock. I need scissors! 61!"

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Just had the stupidest fucking idea ever

[mighty zenith]

you have a lot of those i think

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Shut

[dusk laurel]

[spare pier]

Y'know

These two look pretty similar don't they?

[spring helm]

PIRATE CAPTAIN

THE ONE PIIIIEEEECCEEE

[spare pier]

I thought

Wouldn't it be

REALLY FUNNY

If the Pirate Captain was actually a dwarf who used stilts to look taller?

[magic epoch]

he's just a tall dwarf (the two mix together to create an average height man)

[light linden]

aren't dwarves usually scared of water?

well more specifically large bodies of it?

[spare pier]

That just makes it even funnier

[frozen zodiac]

"Rumors state that a renowed clan of pirates once started out as dwarves who overcame their fear of the ocean. This proved beneficial in utilizing their explosive weapons to conquer lands beyond with their new method of travel."

[bleak escarp]

That’s why his ship flies

[light linden]

dwarves are also usually scared of heights

[dusk laurel]

Everyone usually is

[bleak escarp]

That’s why it has a below deck

[frozen zodiac]

imagine a new invasion that only happens underground if you use the treasure map in caverns
"Other rumors tell of dwarves who, inspired by their sea dwelling brethren, but afraid to venture to the surface, created massive machinery that could break through the earth to explore the depths and find riches a plenty, and raid any villages that may have taken to the caverns for safety."

[magic epoch]

cavern pirates goes kinda hard though

[neat tinsel]

getfixedboi pirates

[mighty zenith]

sinking dutchman

[untold bluff]

Could draedon in theory create an eva mech

Y'know

The ones in evangelion

He probably created one to fight gods at one point

[cloud ibex]

i don't know much about eva but probably yeah

i mean ares already has the eva shoulders

[untold bluff]

Yeah that's why I brought it up

Ares design took a lot of evangelion inspiration

[untold oracle]

5 hours internal power 🤑

[untold bluff]

wha

[limpid saddle]

Knowing him, he'd probably make more Calamitas clones to pilot them

Now the question becomes, have you watched Evangelion

Because this question gets alot more interesting if we go into spoilers

[split mortar]

He didnt make calclone till after being kicked out

[limpid saddle]

yeah

[dusk laurel]

Cal Clone was basically supposed to be a furnace

[limpid saddle]

this is about if he theoretically made an Eva

like now

[dusk laurel]

Plus some extra stuff

Like figuring out some things about Calamitas' powers

[untold bluff]

I have

And it changed me

🥹

Probably in a negative way

[limpid saddle]

I dunno why you're acting like thats a good thing

But yeah it is the kind of show that alters your pysche

anyhow

[untold bluff]

Watching episodes 25 and 26 is like

Getting a lobotomy

[limpid saddle]

spoilers ||about the biological aspects of the Evas...||

[untold bluff]

Oh yeah

That was my biggest issue with it

I mean

[limpid saddle]

No no

I mean how would Dreadon do that

[untold bluff]

Draedon has succeeded in making artificial humans before

Calamitas clone

But

Could he make one that big?

[limpid saddle]

If he had something that large to modify, yeah

Given that little humanoid Plauge Bee summon exists, I think he can modify non-humanoid subjects to an extensive degree with aid of something like the Plauge Nanovirus

[untold bluff]

the virili summon is non canon since it's a donor item but ok

[limpid saddle]

Damn thats how that works?

[untold bluff]

Yeah

[limpid saddle]

sucks

[dusk laurel]

Isn't that a donor item Yeah

[limpid saddle]

Anyway

[dusk laurel]

All dedicated content is not canon

[untold bluff]

Pretty sure draedon could get enough biomass to make an eva

[limpid saddle]

He could probably extensively modify human dna to achieve such a result

[untold bluff]

That too

And I doubt that draedon has any limits in terms of energy requirements, since he has exo prism technology

[limpid saddle]

Who knows, splice in some Leviathan, throw in a new strand of Nanovirus, he could probably have it done before his nutritious dinner of oil

[untold bluff]

Possibly not even requiring a giant back cable

The exo crystals could function like an S-2 drive

[split mortar]

All donor,dev and blatant reference items are automatically not canon

[untold bluff]

Like the ones that the mass produced evas have

[limpid saddle]

yes, this has been stated melon

[limpid saddle]

Probably yeah

But if we assume a more traditional design, what NERV was running with

[untold bluff]

Ye

Honestly doubt that draedon would want it to have an organic exterior like the eva series ones

[limpid saddle]

With human, or maybe machine pilots inserted into the spine

[limpid saddle]

Well it's got the armor

& logistics wise you could say mobility

[untold bluff]

I don't think draedon would want to trust humans with his mechs tbh

[limpid saddle]

'Tis why i said machine

[untold bluff]

eva mechs could essentially be more powerful than the exo mechs

Byeah

It would probably be controlled by ai

[limpid saddle]

just shove an A.I core in the insertion pod

Or an upload of Dreadon's brain

Back to talking about it

I imagine with enough time Dreadon could get a machine with all the mobility & contortional capabilities of an organic body, but just having an organic body is denotably simpler

[untold bluff]

Eh I dunno

Question though

How powerful would an eva mech at full capacity be compared to calamity characters?

[split mortar]

Well hiw strong is a full eva mech

[untold bluff]

I would say

They're capable of extremely fast movement even at a large size

[dusk laurel]

A fully powered Eva has those S2 drives right

[untold bluff]

Can carry giant weapons

[dusk laurel]

So it has the infinite battery

[untold bluff]

Evas normally don't have s2 drives

[limpid saddle]

No those are the Generation 2 Evas

They got a psychotic healing factor to boot

[dusk laurel]

Didn't Shinji's Eva devour an S2 drive

So technically it counts

[limpid saddle]

Gen 1 Evas can also heal but if i'm not remembering wrong they need to injest organic material

[limpid saddle]

uhhhhhhh

No?

[untold bluff]

Yeah that did happen once

[limpid saddle]

In the Rebuilds or am I dumbass

[untold bluff]

No

In the original

[dusk laurel]

Zeruel's S2 drive

Yeah

[untold bluff]

So like

This happened when the mech went berserk

It started tearing off its own armor restraints

And started acting like an animal

Eating the angel after tearing it apart

[limpid saddle]

Right that scene

[untold bluff]

And funny enough, nerv decided to not remove the s2 drive afterwards

I mean

It was a benefit

But obtained in a...

... rather unusual way

[limpid saddle]

Seems very awkward to rip it out of the Eva's stomach

[split mortar]

Can they destroy cities or something

[untold bluff]

No it wasn't in the stomach

[untold bluff]

Yes

Very much

[limpid saddle]

Yeah pretty easily

[split mortar]

Right so minimum stirm weaver level

Likely higher

[limpid saddle]

That's not even mentioning the arrangement of weaponry they've used

[untold bluff]

Much higher

I would love to show the size of an eva here

But for SOME REASON

they removed the access to images in this channel

[split mortar]

Yeah its stupid imo
Doesnt even fight why they did it

Which was offtopic

[spare pier]

I almost want to tell everyone who keeps bringing this topic up to shut up

[dusk laurel]

[spare pier]

I'm just getting annoyed by this point

[split mortar]

Fair

[spare pier]

Like, seriously

Shut up

[untold bluff]

I don't even know wtf happened

[limpid saddle]

The Positron Sniper Rifle could probably rip DoG in half

[untold bluff]

But images are extremely helpful in lore chat

[split mortar]

I know theyre like abive skyscrapers

[untold bluff]

Yeah

[split mortar]

This has already been mentioned

[untold bluff]

They are like

Skyscraper height

[spare pier]

Anyways, considering there is that one scene where 00 tanks iirc a hydrogen bomb but still gets basically fucked afterwards

[split mortar]

Well how strong was that hydrogen bomb…

[dusk laurel]

A hydrogen bomb

[untold bluff]

It was a hydrogen bomb

🥹

[dusk laurel]

Do you know what nukes are

melon gun

[untold bluff]

It got directly hit by one

[split mortar]

I know theyre strong but that ranges from nuke to tsar bomba

[split mortar]

Nukes cary a lot

[limpid saddle]

Well they specified hydrogen bomb

[split mortar]

Thats like saying about as strong as a metal

[limpid saddle]

That limits it quite denotably

[dusk laurel]

[limpid saddle]

[dusk laurel]

wdym what range

Just google it

[split mortar]

Yeah but it ranges from below city level ti fucking mountain level

[limpid saddle]

I mean as in the potential range of destructive capability

[dusk laurel]

All nuclear bombs do well against cities

Tsar bombas are like the exception

[limpid saddle]

yeah that's kind of the point

[split mortar]

City level as in 6 megatons

While tsar bomba theoretical was 100 odd megatons

[dusk laurel]

I will not powerscale with you

[split mortar]

This fucking convo is about that

How evas are to calamity

[untold bluff]

You keep downplaying nuclear bombs 😭

[limpid saddle]

The conversation was about 'could Dreadon make an Evangelion'...

[untold bluff]

Well I mean

I wanted to talk about how powerful an evangelion mech would be in the calamity universe

[split mortar]

No? Theyre fucking strong

They can level entire cities

Just that saying its a nuke is not descriptive enough

[limpid saddle]

fair

[dusk laurel]

We said hydrogen bomb

[limpid saddle]

Isn't nothing in Calamity above nuclear level?

[dusk laurel]

That should be a better indicator than just 'nuke'

[split mortar]

THEY ALSO VARY IN POWER

[limpid saddle]

like uh bomb

[split mortar]

Yeah but still important to know

[dusk laurel]

1 city

1 large city

[untold bluff]

Alright can we stop talking about nuclear bombs and talk about other things about the Eva's power

[limpid saddle]

Tokyo

[split mortar]

Yeah nukes arent descriptive enough, destroying cities easily was more descriptive

So like dog level with that alone i think?

[limpid saddle]

The Positron Sniper Rifle is really cool

[dusk laurel]

[untold bluff]

Yeah we can talk about the weapons they use

[dusk laurel]

Yeah

[untold bluff]

The standard rifle they use is literally a giant gun

[limpid saddle]

i wonder if Dreadon could create anything resemblant to the Spear Of Longinus

[dusk laurel]

The positron rifle melted through that mountain

[split mortar]

Oh that might be abive yharim

[limpid saddle]

Oh man that was a cool scene

[untold bluff]

Spear of longinus was not made by nerv at all, but replicas with the same or similar power were made to be used by the Eva series mechs

[dusk laurel]

The originals came with the seeds of life iirc

[untold bluff]

Yeah

Made by godlike beings

[limpid saddle]

Yeah I know that but I feel like Dreadon could harness that divine shi & make a proper Spear Of Longinus

[untold bluff]

No

I doubt he could do that

He could not replicate the original one

[split mortar]

Maybe if given enough time idk

[untold bluff]

Fully

[limpid saddle]

Alright then that's your take on the matter

Progressive Knife?

[untold bluff]

Wdym the

The knife that they use that's inside of the shoulder things?

[split mortar]

Above yharim below xeroc snd noxus

[split mortar]

No, they mean me im pretty sure

[dusk laurel]

What

[limpid saddle]

Yeah that's the Progressive Knife

that's what it's called

[untold bluff]

Alright yeah

[split mortar]

Oh damn never mind

[untold bluff]

[dusk laurel]

[untold bluff]

Anyways I mean

The knife is just a giant knife

[split mortar]

I GET CALLED (word)(weapon) SO FUCKING OFTEN FUCK YOU MEAN

[dusk laurel]

Oh yeah

[untold bluff]

Cantaloupe rifle

[limpid saddle]

I wonder how A.T Fields would apply in this scenario?

[untold bluff]

AT fields...

Eva mechs have them so

[limpid saddle]

Well they seem to directly scale with the size of the creature

[split mortar]

Is ramiel super huge then?

[limpid saddle]

& NERV developed technology to manipulate & synchronize them between the pilot & EVA

[untold bluff]

I honestly think that since it has an at field and nothing in the calamity universe does, then the eva mech would probably be indestructible

[limpid saddle]

yeah it's fuckin massive

[dusk laurel]

Yeah

[untold bluff]

Or at least significantly more difficult to defeat

[dusk laurel]

The Angels in general are massive

[untold bluff]

Yeah

[limpid saddle]

You think Magic could pierce an A.T Field?

[split mortar]

I should maybe watch evangellion at some point

[untold bluff]

The angels seem small because you're used to seeing them next to an eva

[split mortar]

Dependsnin what an at field is

[untold bluff]

Absolute Terror fields are like forcefields

And can be used for many things

Can even be used to create pocket dimensions

[limpid saddle]

Ok so in-universe, every living being has like a barrier that exists on a specific wavelength that divide every living being from one another

[untold bluff]

Without at fields, living beings collapse

[dusk laurel]

Yeah

orange liquid for humans and co

[limpid saddle]

Something something, hedgehogs dillema, something something, if they melt everyone converges into the super-conscious

It all returns to nothing

It all comes tumbling down tumbling down tumbling doooooooooown

[untold bluff]

Yeah probably

Magic seems like the kind of thing that could break through one

[split mortar]

Mana seems to sometimes hold its own sentience at times

Like astral

[limpid saddle]

The question doth become

Could magic project it's own A.T Field to neutralize the EVAS?

[wheat walrus]

weakest nuke is city block level, first nukes were town level, strongest nuke detonated is city level+ and its original design scratched mountain level

[limpid saddle]

Probably not but it's interesting to think about

[split mortar]

And weakest hydrogen bomb?

[wheat walrus]

guh idk but I know hydrogen bombs, specifically hydrogen tend to be much stronger than other nukes; the average nuke is large town level (300 kilotons) these days and hydrogen bombs tend to reach way beyond even 500 kilotons so higher end of large town level at least

[split mortar]

Right so large town to mountain

I was correct

Not descriptive enough to really tell

Thanks omni

[dusk laurel]

You should turn into a primordial soup

[limpid saddle]

EVA-01 piloted by Shinji vs Supreme Calamitas who wins

or who has a mental breakdown first

[dusk laurel]

TRUE

The Eva might remind Calamitas of Draedon

Which is where her mental breakdown could start

Shinji I don't really know

[split mortar]

Cal may not like draedon but idk if thats really wnough to breakdown

[limpid saddle]

Knowing Shinji just looking at a woman will set him off on psychological collapse doom-spiral

[dusk laurel]

I said start

Like the cause

[split mortar]

I know

[split mortar]

Is ye like, the average redditor or something

[limpid saddle]

More like average teenage boy

but throw in abandonment issues

[wheat walrus]

anyways I do know that Evangelion has some funny calcs, even if the ones I've heard getting past Island Level are things like the lance of longinus and when rei became almost as large as the planet lol

[limpid saddle]

cough Spear Of Longinus cough

not a lance cough

[split mortar]

So above yharim below xeroc

[wheat walrus]

not focused on evangelion at all so I can't provide my own take but every calculation for Longinus kinetic energy stuff results in multi-continent level lol

[dusk laurel]

Amazing

[limpid saddle]

Rei threw that shit so hard it went into space

[dusk laurel]

Didn't it reach all of the way to the moon

And then get called back later

[untold bluff]

Am I the only one who thinks that the end of evangelion movie ending is extremely similar to the ending of fullmetal alchemist

[limpid saddle]

I havent watched FMA since it got pulled from Netflix

[untold bluff]

The part where a giant thing emerges from the earth

A bunch of magic circle looking things

Giant eye

Biblical stuff

[limpid saddle]

Not alot of circles in Eva

[wheat walrus]

netflix doesn't like it when there's stuff people wanna watch

[limpid saddle]

There's that 1 circle but that's it

[limpid saddle]

so true omni

[dusk laurel]

Netflix trying not to be a terrible company

[limpid saddle]

I miss Death Note dearly

[limpid saddle]

(it also got pulled)

[dusk laurel]

Sad

[limpid saddle]

who wins

[untold bluff]

I wish someone could draw that one image of shinji sitting on the foldable chair but with calamitas

[limpid saddle]

that'd be so peak

[dusk laurel]

So true

[split mortar]

Uh idk, id bet the eva since they seem stronger then yharim though ifbits not mountain melting strong evas then maybe scal

[limpid saddle]

anything in Calamity gets atomized by the Positron Sniper Rifle, but it's also a very specific weapon, because it uses the entire energy grid of Japan

[split mortar]

Even xeroc and noxus??

[limpid saddle]

jaybe

or

jaybe not

[split mortar]

Cause xeroc is like, country level minimum iirc

[limpid saddle]

One of these days i'll figure out what iirc means

[magic epoch]

if I remember correctly

:D

[split mortar]

^

[dusk laurel]

Today's the day

[limpid saddle]

I think Noxus would get atomized by the Positron Sniper Rifle

Xeroc, it's a toss-up

Spear Of Longinus might be able to finish the fight though

[split mortar]

Noxus might live, theyre capable if more destruction but worse at fighting then xeroc iirc

[split mortar]

A single multi continent hit is killing xeroc

Im pretty sure

[magic epoch]

TWO shots....

[limpid saddle]

better hope 00's got a good arm day

[dusk laurel]

Hiting Xeroc will also be a pretty annoying part

[split mortar]

True

[dusk laurel]

Since he could just shrink himself

[split mortar]

PL allows you teleport

[dusk laurel]

Yeah he could probably teleport

Since RoD uses PL

[split mortar]

Strong teleporting enemy capable of controlling light (and maybe shadows) to the point of making illusions

Seems hard to hit

[limpid saddle]

good thing they can reload the positron rifle

[dusk laurel]

I think Xeroc is a situation of could you get a hit on him rather than will it kill him

Because very likely it will

[split mortar]

Xerocs strat to win

increase the suns output

fuck off to a different dimension while opponent gets cooked alive

[dusk laurel]

Lack of apostrophes

Killing you

[limpid saddle]

strat wouldn't work on Solid Snake thats for sure

mf walked through the microwave hallway & came out basically fine in biologically his 70's

[split mortar]

throw the sun at the earth

fuck iff to a different dimension

[dusk laurel]

iff

[limpid saddle]

what if they punch it back

[split mortar]

Theow the sun back aagin

[limpid saddle]

Guess we keep at it like it's the Ganondorf bossfight in every Zelda game until one of them stops punching

[untold bluff]

Byeah

That means that eva mechs are extremely fucking powerful

[dusk laurel]

Yep

[untold bluff]

I mean

It's essentially a giant human athlete

But with certain godlike aspects

AT fields, giant weapons

Can go berserk and be extremely strong

[limpid saddle]

Except leaner, & cooler, &.. more imbued with human souls

[untold bluff]

nerv has managed to do the most unethical things possible

[limpid saddle]

Gendo Ikari VS Dreadon in the unethical war crimes development contest

who wins

[dusk laurel]

Probably Gendo

[limpid saddle]

skeletron prime

[dusk laurel]

Sure, Draedon has done some fucked up shit

But they were mostly just weapons

[dusk laurel]

Those were willing

And not under his control

[limpid saddle]

No I mean how he made the machine that burned all those churches & killed all those civilians

[dusk laurel]

He did not do that

That was Prime

It's free

[split mortar]

They made prime and knew it would do that

[limpid saddle]

last i recall he didnt make himself

[dusk laurel]

Similar to Polterghast

Except they follow Yharim

[split mortar]

Draedon made orime and fuels it with super terrorism souls

[dusk laurel]

Since it contains the souls of fallen soldiers of the Yharmy

[limpid saddle]

Dreadon willingly constructed the mf because 'Why not? Give it a try- see what happens.'

[split mortar]

And tnhe souls control prime

[dusk laurel]

Draedon has no morals

[untold bluff]

Gendo managed to traumatize not just one, but 3 children

So like

Eh I dunno

[split mortar]

Draedon unleashing a warcrime plague

[dusk laurel]

Gendo is like an actual person

[limpid saddle]

& accidentally kill his wife while he was at it

& then || clone her into a 15 year old girl||

[untold bluff]

Also like

||makes a million different copies of her body and keeps her immortal||

[limpid saddle]

||also keeps killing her & waking up the next one on the list||

||& i think there's at least a tiny bit of implied sa||

[dusk laurel]

Also, didn't Yharim literally order him to

[limpid saddle]

Not that I recall, no

[dusk laurel]

If anything, Yharim's the one responsible

Since he utilized the Mechs' power

He has a kill count of at least 100+ million after all

And is known for the shit he and his army did

[limpid saddle]

This is like when Oppenheimer made the atomic bomb & it, le gasp, killed people???

because the war machines of death are usually designed by the people making them to be war machines of death

skeletron prime was not built to operate a grill

all im saying

[split mortar]

Cei gave a numbe of like 300 mil high end and said its best to consider high end

[dusk laurel]

Wait no

The lore item implies that they already had flamethrowers in the Yharmy

And then Draedon designed Prime to utilize that even more

[limpid saddle]

yeah he made the super terrorism robot designed to be the most terrifying thing to face as you die imaginable

[dusk laurel]

Nah

There's worse

[limpid saddle]

Not a good look combined with the Nanovirus that overwrites organic brains & is also designed, seemingly purely to spread & kill people

[dusk laurel]

The Plague was just designed to infect and control animals as weapons

[limpid saddle]

Yeah that one was just an experiment & look where it spiralled

[dusk laurel]

At least it didn't target people as vessels

[limpid saddle]

He basically did it because he was bored

[dusk laurel]

yep

[split mortar]

That was never meant ti be released ti the outside world far as i knoow

[limpid saddle]

Given he didnt make any effort to stop it, ehhhhhh?

but i mean

he did set up a killswitch so

ehhhhhhh????

jaybe, jaybe not you know how it is

[dusk laurel]

We never truly will know

[split mortar]

He has a kill switch

Never used it

[dusk laurel]

Although it's likely it would've been released anyways

[split mortar]

And iirc rebecca suggested a idea that pbg would have allowed the plague to bypass it anyways

[dusk laurel]

I think Yharim's the main reason to blame

Since he released PBG in such an early state

[limpid saddle]

ough thats pretty bad

[dusk laurel]

Yeah so

[limpid saddle]

bee freak Yharim at it again

[dusk laurel]

PBG basically decodes the signals Draedon sends that makes the newer and older model Plague enemies fight each other

And Draedon doesn't know it's still alive

[split mortar]

Tbf he accidentally moved a bit too hard when he saw slavery, something he actually agrees is horrendous

Though he should have actuslly put effort to stop it so still bad mive on hum

[dusk laurel]

It's an animal

[limpid saddle]

Yeah bur he's a certified Bee FREAK

[dusk laurel]

Literally PETA

[limpid saddle]

like italized freak kinda freak

[dusk laurel]

Also he did not do this accidentally methinks

He legitimately just raged

[split mortar]

Yeah

[limpid saddle]

late-stage Yharim is a certified crashout

[dusk laurel]

Yharim says enslaving a bee is so bad

And then manipulates a child to commit genocide with his army

[split mortar]

Yharims first thing when he can crashout from being thrown in lava is genocide

[dusk laurel]

Truly a Yharim moment

[split mortar]

And world war 3

[limpid saddle]

Not to mention releases the enslaved bee so it can make more slave bees

To be fair he didnt know it would do that but still not a good look

[dusk laurel]

yeah

I think Brimmy and Anahita are some of the more interesting elementals

Since both are known to have had followers

[limpid saddle]

Anahita had followers?

[dusk laurel]

yeah

apparently

[split mortar]

Mermen

[dusk laurel]

The Icy Mermen are like some of the followers in recent times that got frozen

Since she got kicked out of the Abyss

They naturally followed with her

Brimmy has more information currently

[limpid saddle]

I see

[dusk laurel]

Since she's probably super-intertwined with early Azafurian history

And then remained as the city's matron

[split mortar]

:bwaaa:

[manic coral]

what do you mean? he never forced her to do burn any towns down or anything. he jsut suggested it.

he did nothing wrong there

[dusk laurel]

[limpid saddle]

Sorry to backtrack on this one but the Plauge Nanovirus has gotten alot more interesting to me since you mentioned that whole thing about the Plaugebringer Goliath taking the killswitch offline

[dusk laurel]

Awesome

Thanks Cei

[split mortar]

She totally had the free will to say no and not kill those childreb

[limpid saddle]

Is it currently locked specifically to Bees? Does it re-code all infested hosts to become more bee-like due to it's first exposure to organic material?

can it un-lock from bees?

[dusk laurel]

It's not specific to bees

Basically just any animal

Giant Tortoises and Slimes are some of the enemies we encounter

And they don't have any traits of insects

[limpid saddle]

I know Plaugebringer Armor ain't canon or nothing, but it's got me thinking about Plaugebringer Shock Troopers

[split mortar]

I think how the kill switch works is

fucks up the plagues normal ability to communicate and treat each plague cell as a enemy even newly made ones

UH OH plague bringer goliath can decode and communicate with the rest of the plague and resume communication and not self implode the plague

[dusk laurel]

I already said it

[split mortar]

Thougj idk if its officisl or just headcanonp

[limpid saddle]

Imagine how frightening it would be if the Nanovirus integrated human intellect

[split mortar]

Was going more in depth

[dusk laurel]

rebecca mentioned it a while ago

[dusk laurel]

❌

[dusk laurel]

In a conversation about Plague's spot in progression

[split mortar]

They can have headcanon

[split mortar]

I know

[frozen zodiac]

there's some real horror that could be made from an infection like that, imagine a horror-esque game where your goal all the way through is finding that killswitch, and then it just doesnt work, slowly sinking in that its evolved past it and will stop at nothing to consume all that's left

[split mortar]

I was there

[dusk laurel]

And how it won't exclusively be post-Golem anymore

[limpid saddle]

I'm imagining Dreadon's reaction to this all

[dusk laurel]

Yes, I know

But it was never stated to be

[limpid saddle]

For the first time in his existence, something he made is not performing it's primary function

[dusk laurel]

And was implied a few times afterwards to be the killswitch in passing

[limpid saddle]

I wonder if the Plauge Nanovirus will be expanded to a whole mini-biome cause y'know, plauge hive

[split mortar]

Think thats floated around a bit

[frozen zodiac]

and he can't control it anymore

[dusk laurel]

It's a possibility

Not guaranteed to be added

But yes, it exists

The Plague minibiome

[limpid saddle]

Well that's fair

[frozen zodiac]

the plague only affects living beings right am i dumb for asking that

[limpid saddle]

It's very unnecessary but it'd be cool

[dusk laurel]

yeah

[limpid saddle]

Can the plauge affect a tree

[split mortar]

Yeah only living things

Though it may be able to decay some inorganic things for materials to use

[frozen zodiac]

cause i was wondering if draedon would be susceptible to it as he finds it a display of his hubris to think he could play god without consequences

[limpid saddle]

boss idea

Plauged Calamitas Clone

it's just calamitas clone but green

[split mortar]

Nah plague cant infect inorganic stuff in that way yet

[dusk laurel]

genius

[split mortar]

Immediately post xerkc strong

[dusk laurel]

xerkc

[limpid saddle]

xerkc

[frozen zodiac]

ok but actually what if in the story it fell onto the jungle and it slowly was rebuilt over time by the plague

does the thing inside calclone count as organic?

[limpid saddle]

Yeah that's the clone

the human woman

Brimstone Plauge

a terrifying idea

[dusk laurel]

Brimstone is a funny thing

Large spectrum of red in its color scheme

Since the Brimmy resprite will be like pink and SCal has a darker shade of red for things like the Whispering Maelstrom because of her combining a bit of necromancy magic into it

Link for reference #calamity-update-talk message

Don't ask why it's so blurry, it's just like that

[umbral forge]

Why didn't Yharim make Yharon burn the sunken sea?

[limpid saddle]

Man just imagine it

The psychotic trauma-loaded brain of Calamitas Clone leading a Plauge set on absolute assimilation

[dusk laurel]

Yharon likely doesn't have the capacity to

And also he couldn't fit underground

[umbral forge]

Ah

[dusk laurel]

Calamitas has the advantage of hotter flames and being able to go into the caves directly next to Ilmeris

[umbral forge]

So barely any cooking on the inside?

Yharon would leave illimeris medium rare is what you're saying?

[dusk laurel]

Uh, I think it just wouldn't be as effective

But it would still be able to evaporate of lot of it

[frozen zodiac]

"In a cruel twist of fate, the monstrosity of the night sky was given a chance to rest in peace, and yet it was robbed of the right to lay dead. Fallen into the depths of the jungle, slowly over time it was rebuilt into an undead puppet, now with next to no resemblance to the Witch of Yharim's forces. Merely now a tool to extend the reach of the plague, crying in agony to its creator and its fate."

[split mortar]

Yharon would have to go through the rock and sand while scal could just tunnel deep in with little effor and burn from close in

[limpid saddle]

mmm yummy yummy fanfiction

[umbral forge]

Yeah definitely. Even shallower caverns probably, if the tornados are canon

[limpid saddle]

tastes like strawberry & cream ice cream

[dusk laurel]

I think they are

[limpid saddle]

& green

[dusk laurel]

Since Rebecca mentioned them still as if they're staying

[umbral forge]

Yeah, so he'd pull the sand up

[dusk laurel]

So the flarenadoes are likely surviving the rework

[split mortar]

Also nice seeing ya here lawnmower

[umbral forge]

I come here every time I have a lore question

Nicer than spoiler talk that's for sure

And another thing

[split mortar]

Oh ok

[umbral forge]

What did draedon... Do? Like for Yharim?

[dusk laurel]

He made weapons

[umbral forge]

Other than presumably his stuff

[dusk laurel]

The Arsenal for example

[split mortar]

Made the mechs

Also gave yharim exo auric but that was after draedon got kicked

[dusk laurel]

He likely did a lot of other things

Like transportation

Weapons of mass destruction

[split mortar]

He also just did general research on stuff

[dusk laurel]

He also served as Yharim's spy network

[split mortar]

the mech bosses:

[dusk laurel]

I'm talking about things like nukes

[umbral forge]

And the dog armor

[dusk laurel]

Yeah

[limpid saddle]

He also started the Calamitas Clone Project under Yharim's order

[dusk laurel]

That too

[split mortar]

Yeah

[dusk laurel]

Calamitas Clone wasn't directly ordered by Yharim

It was more just Yharim wanting a replacement

[limpid saddle]

well he asked him to 're-create Calamitas's power'

[split mortar]

Yeah

[manic coral]

which

a clone, as the whisper shows

[dusk laurel]

And Draedon figured he'd try to make a replica of Calamitas

[limpid saddle]

it's pretty vauge but he went for the most direct answer

[manic coral]

is not what he was expecting

[split mortar]

Doesnt directly mean clone

[manic coral]

[limpid saddle]

hi cei

[manic coral]

he expected more like some brimstone flame robot probably

not

that

[split mortar]

More lile the exo mechs probably

[umbral forge]

But I'm mainly asking battle-wise. We know Calamitas burnt illimeris, and Yharon helped with the crusade, basically kick-starting the whole thing, but we don't know about any actual events draedon helped with

[limpid saddle]

thoughts on this

& also I REALLY want to talk about the Plauge Nanovirus

[manic coral]

as draedon says, he created the vast majority of the tech they use

[dusk laurel]

Yeah

[umbral forge]

Makes sense

That's the only way he'd logically help out

[manic coral]

no stretch to say that his tech was kind of the backbone of it all

it wouldnt have been nearly successful, or maybe not even successful at all, without him

[dusk laurel]

Logistics guy

[split mortar]

Cei
Is scal a human

[limpid saddle]

???

[manic coral]

it could have theoretically worked without permafrost. or cal. or DoG. or even Yharon, maybe.

but without draedon? probably not.

[split mortar]

^

Wanting multiple devs opinions on it

[spring helm]

so the early success they had before Draedon joined would have fizzled out?

[gritty kraken]

Must’ve looked like a robot

[manic coral]

yes

[wheat walrus]

The plot thickens

[dusk laurel]

Indeed

[gaunt sluice]

Does she look like a demon bc of her magic or cause she's from hell

[real silo]

think of it like this

horns are made of bones

mana is stored in the bones

horns are mana batteries

[gaunt sluice]

Fair enough

[wheat walrus]

Azafure's Azafurian...

[wheat walrus]

Sigma bones

[real silo]

I will not "sig" "your" "bone"

s

[gaunt sluice]

Why ain't it cast a fireball when I fall 30 feet

[manic coral]

how so

why wouldnt she be

[real silo]

berecca said she's azafurian not humang

[gaunt sluice]

I mean that can still be human

Just lookin a bit different cuz they hell people

[manic coral]

azafurian is like somebody beign asian of african or something

they look a lil different due to genetics but you wouldn't call them a different species

[wheat walrus]

SSCLS lore, Troodon said that SCal is "hellspawn born of lucifer", Melon Gun said she's human, I said "erm acthuylmy she's Azafurian", Reb said "I think Azafurian, Ilmerian and Humans are 3 different races like Dwarves, Elves and Humans, but I haven't talked with other writers so", here we are now

[real silo]

Yea

[manic coral]

i mean ilmerians are different people becuase they literally lvie in different envrionmetns and have differentr biology

and haegv straight up different body shapes and stuff

Amdiias doesn't even emtorely look human

[wheat walrus]

The plot has now chickened, ducked perhaps; the plot needs to be found and brought back to base.

[dusk laurel]

Insane

[wheat walrus]

Is this a trial?!

[dusk laurel]

Truly

[manic coral]

i mena that comaprison wouldnt make sen anywyas

it's not like ilmerians are some widespread species

they come and msotly lives in ONE sea

[wheat walrus]

Well, using your words I can apply this to Azafurians technically

[wheat walrus]

One Sea

Like

[dusk laurel]

Is this

[wheat walrus]

One Piece

[dusk laurel]

Knew it

[wheat walrus]

Gotta blame Troodonium for this now

Also SSCLS, like, Spirit Slash Combo LongSword... Monster Hunter...

[dusk laurel]

Terrifying

[wheat walrus]

Edging my Sacred Sheathe, spamming my Sakura Slash, timing my Serene Pose; the 3 or 4 or generations ultimate sunbreak longsword player

Yharon VS me (sunbreak longsword) who would win

[gritty kraken]

Is troodon like the guy that you tame by feeding your dinos

[dusk laurel]

Throudon

Ancient lore user

Bygone era

They're an artist

[wheat walrus]

The horrid

[wheat walrus]

But yea this

Ark Troodon is horrific

[light linden]

troodon?

ark flashbac-

oh

[dusk laurel]

.

[light linden]

[light linden]

they can be tamed?

I just shot them on sight

[gritty kraken]

I feed baby giga to them

[wheat walrus]

yesnt

[light linden]

prolly ain't worth it to be tamed

[wheat walrus]

Feeding them baby gigas is the best way

And they're useless as fuck

Can't even be put on your shoulder despite being shoulder pet-sized

[light linden]

guessing the "only player torpor" clause messes with them?

[wheat walrus]

Idk I haven't looked indepth and it's been years

I just know you need to feed them babies

[light linden]

that clause is bs

[wheat walrus]

They're so fucked up

[light linden]

the tranq traps are horrid and they got handicapped twice

[soft geyser]

Reminder dog shall be British

[dusk laurel]

Never

[hoary cape]

Every character in calamity is secretly br*tish

[sleek knoll]

horrible

[light linden]

hmm

hey do we know if there are any traditional air vehicles in calamity?

[real silo]

There's the hot air balloon that appears in the bg

and black hawk remote line technically

[faint plank]

hawk ..

[wheat walrus]

I love them

Red-tailed hawks are so cool man, they're where the bald eagle sfx actually comes from!

The red-tailed hawks are my favorite, the red-tailed hawk of utah...

[frigid sage]

Two?

[real silo]

wait until they find the translation of luck in malay

[thick slate]

hello OMNI

ive been getting into mhw again

this game is so good 🥹

[wheat walrus]

Yep

[thick slate]

insect glaive my beloved

[coarse grove]

hello, storytellers. let me ask what is the lore behind mr ravager? just curious.

[untold oracle]

God of Sacrifice died and some of their more fanatic followers sacrificed their own lives to revive them

[coarse grove]

oh

[untold oracle]

Well, this revival is merely a zombie that just fucks around shit

[coarse grove]

is there anything about these followers?

[untold oracle]

Not really

[coarse grove]

still pretty interesting.

alright, thanks.

[lament shadow]

Where do i find read or watch calamity lore

[calm patio]

in the pins

[lament shadow]

i love you

[hoary berry]

💪

[split mortar]

I agree

You will join us

[limpid saddle]

the british have colonized calamity mod

billions must die

[split mortar]

Me
Goose
Incattus

Out numbers will grow

-# popcorn maybe sunce canada is part of the BRITISH commonwealth but idk enough minecraft ti really know

[hoary berry]

incattus is british?

[split mortar]

Pretty sure

@snow mountain are british?

[snow mountain]

mhm

[untold oracle]

Imagine being british in 2025

[hoary berry]

imagine uh

not

💥

[split mortar]

Imagine liking glorp ever

[hoary berry]

[split mortar]

Fucking fight me

[hoary berry]

glorp haters (melon gun):
glorp devotees: 💪

[untold oracle]

Never said I liked it

[faint plank]

[dusk laurel]

[umbral forge]

I get that primordial wyrm is made by Silva (I think please correct me) but then what are the eidolon wyrms?

Are they even canonically related anymore or has that been reconned? (Hence the need for a resprite)

[untold oracle]

PW was blessed by Silva

Not created

[umbral forge]

Ah

So it was an eidolon wyrm before?

[untold oracle]

PW is the oldest wyrm, the normal wyrms are its descendants iirc

[umbral forge]

That's actually really cool

[untold oracle]

PW is to normal wyrms like how OD is to duke fishron

[umbral forge]

Did Silva do that to it before she was dunked into the abyss by Yharim or after?

[untold oracle]

She felt silly :3

[umbral forge]

Based

Making THAT ABOMINATION one day because she felt like it

[split mortar]

Jared is sillies and goober

[dusk laurel]

Truly

[split mortar]

Just dont turn on any lights while in their prescence

[dusk laurel]

Jared can't handle sunlight

Truly a gamer moment

[frigid sage]

Jared has an optimal gaming setup

[split mortar]

Jared is an optimal gaming setup

[magic epoch]

Jared has an optimal setup

[frigid sage]

Jared is gaming setup

[magic epoch]

Jared gaming

[frigid sage]

Jared

[magic epoch]

gaming

[frigid sage]

Jared using the exo chair would be a truly unstoppable force

[magic epoch]

man i wish i could draw so i could draw this

[frigid sage]

That would be nice

How would he use it?

[magic epoch]

like ekans pokemon

coiled

[frigid sage]

Would it be on his tail and he goes straight up?

[stoic gulch]

I can do it when I get home

[split mortar]

Read this as sans pokemon

[magic epoch]

Unsalvageable

I'm not sans anymore unfortunately

[split mortar]

Undertale ruined the internet in a good way imo

[dusk laurel]

How

How did you reads Ekans as Sans 😭

[limpid saddle]

did you know Ekans backwards is s a ns

[split mortar]

Sans pokemon

[dusk laurel]

That does not answer my question