#lore-discussion
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Yes, let us.

What is this?
This channel has a mystical aura around it
Crazy how the world we're in is in the time period of the 19th century
Yet they have tech a century past us…
For random rich people
While some few have shit like a thousand years in the future
-# draedon
-# yharim
ah yes, all those giant rainbow war machines they had back then
Draedon the absolute madlad
There’s a lot of souls in the mechs, some oughta be gay
Also what's Braelor's axe? I see it mentioned in the lore when draedon is being communicated with
wrong mechs
braelor's axe is the axe of braelor, it is his axe and it is owned by braelor
It’s the axe he wields in his concept art
Ohhhhh I see
Ngl still obsessed with the design of yharim's armor
Pretty much symbolizes what I would have pictured yharim to have looked like
Yeah it’s cool
prefer some of the older designs but it's good
There was more than 1 old yharim concept art?
there's been 4 yhars in total
Oh damn
Yeah yharim is fucking giant
4 blocks tall so not big for terraria boss standards
#lore-discussion message
this one's my personal favorite
Ngl reading your username makes me imagine moonlords head being replaced by a gigantic melon
I’m piloting moonlord like a go cart
Oh that is badass, makes him look a hella cool mech
From the inside
yharim's design is in a weird spot rn
I just see you in their ribcage spam smashing a control panel
Wdym?
cause he's so distant that his design will likely change before he's added
like, there are a lot of updates in between now and yharim
Is that a bad thing? Sounds like plenty of room for growth
Yeah, basically every update planned is before the guy
Damn so yharim is like the end of the end update
not really a bad thing
Kinda like how terraria having their "final final" update
Yeah, they want to overhaul everything before they finish on him
Xeroc and noxus aren’t garunteed to be added so yeah he legit could be the final boss in two ways
Final boss added
Final boss in progression
Isn't xeroc the first god? And who's noxus?
correct
I see
and noxus is something in the distortion
We don’t know what noxus is other then beyond yharim, dogs boss and made ceaseless
we dont know much about it other than it being DoG's boss and made ceaseless
Woah what they MADE ceaseless??
Ye
Yeah ceaseless void is just a portal
Damn that sounds unreal
also yharim shits himself at the idea of what couldve made CV
Ceaseless has a badass OST ngl
And it originates from the golden age of dragons
Yeah I remember reading that haha
Damn
So the biggest bad in that sense would be noxus
also CV is gonna be used as a portal to the distortion in a much later update
Well think of it like this
Dog can not keep them open for long lengths of time
This thing is much older then xeroc
If not even something that can give yharim a good fight can sustain portals for long
What the fuck could make that
Wait dog is not able to best yharim?
Nope
Ah gotcha
Why would he be able to…
I have no clue
Also what's yharim's primary like power per say is it some kind of elemental magic or just brutal insane strength and blades
Gotcha so yharim still final boss tier
extremely strong, very skilled with a blade and the metal his armor is made of causes things to be electrified to death
So they’re above everyone but post game optional super bosses
Also which part of the lore points out that draedon or yharim states that the way we names things are horrible
Woah that's epic
Draetalk
Draetalk
after the exo mechs you can talk to draedon directly via the codebreaker
👊
And
⚡️
And
⚔️
Aight
also yharim is 130 years old
Yeah he old
Brutal insane strength and melee weapons
Yharim drops gloves and pulls out pure fists to beat us to a pulp
They wouldn’t do that because they don’t want us to know what’s below yharims armour in any sense
Would be funny if in the future he just watches a single summoner class main spam him with a flurry of pets
we know he's a he and that he's human
for the rest his actual appearance is unknown
I do know he's somewhat scorched to a crisp on some parts of his body
Eh healing magic and advanced tech could have fixed his burn scars
The exo prisms are embedded in his skin
I've seen those artworks about how he looks and the bearded red haired version of him sounds pretty plausible
Rainbow Yharim
Hm I see
We dunno if he truly has scars from the lava dip nowadays
Draedon thoroughly examined him
draedon can make electricity out of nothing, he can probably cook up some cosmetic surgeries
I do like the idea of his plume being actual hair
Yeah
Yeah that's what I was thinking too but then again it'll be funny if I could just chop off that part and parade it on as my own vanity wear
Auric armour already has red plume stuff for helmets
Ah right
Yharim donated hair
100% organic locally sourced yharim genuine locks of hair
personally i like to imagine him as looking mostly normal, if a bit crusty, except his eyes are replaced with plugs that attach to the mask
Except for mage smh
i like the interpretation of him being cooked to a crisp and basically having his armor be hooked up to him in some places as life support
Also funnily enough, if draedon technically made basically almost every single armor or weaponry. Wouldn't they have built some form of a Killswitch or like hackable point just in case?
something about how he focused so much on the war his body has been modified with almost complete disregard for being able to exist as a person outside of war
Darth Vader looking
They could have but I doubt it
Like I imagine he could have subdued yharim with some of his exo back access tech for fun
"basically a corpse" "how the hell is this thing even alive" yharim is also a favorite of mine even if it would go against him still being pretty damn strong without the armor
Does it? He could look like a slimed raisin but would that change his ability to throw an orphan child at a sea to destroy it?
i think if your body has the composition of a bunch of viscous putrid Sludge on a human skeleton constantly hooked up to an armor set so you don't figuratively instantly turn into a fine mist you'd have a pretty hard time doing anything outside of your armor
Lmfao I love this:
"Is that really what you have chosen to name it? How nonsensical."
solution: dont step out of the armor
unless you wanna go the Radahn-esque route of "even if this fucker is almost literally rotting as we speak, he is still capable of beating your ass"
yharim just holds his breath while he beats you up without his armor
which i suppose could work but i don't know if that's the vibe the devs would want to go for
even if he was just hooked up to something with long tubes outside of his armor he could probably still beat plenty of people to death with his bare fists
Oh look an orphan child of a god.
Y E E T
Also I like how we, the Terrarian, who just spawned like just for a couple years or whatever, was able to stabilize miracle matter when draedon has never lol
draedon doesn't exactly have access to auric i think
Insert terrarian image here
nor can he easily work with it like we can
^
terrarian did it cause they had the genius thought of throwing a hodgepodge of ingredients into an oven and beating it with a mallet until it looked right
the only reason we can is we Literally Kill Yharon and take shavings off of his soul to make the ore stop throwing a hissy fit
neither yharim nor yharon would be very pleased with draedon trying to get fragments of his soul
all you need to stabilize exo prisms into miracle matter is: 4 different magical metals, ashes of a dead clone, ghost, whatever the hell ASE is and some singularities
And draedon is bad with magic iirc
shove an entire ghost into an exo prism and you're a fifth of the way there
Isn’t it multiple since ASE uses multiple post ml ectoplasm but pink?
Kill your family and shove them into a crystal and you’re already 1/5 of the way there
how to make miracle matter:
step 1: murder your family
Step 2: grab the cosmos
I don't get the murder your family part, is that the soul essence part of the miracle matter?
step 3: shove the cosmos into itself
Specifically 4D black hole singularities
step 4: track down your local witch clone and beat her to death
Yeah ascendant spirit essence uses ghosts
Ah right
Also how was braele and statis able to be strong enough to damage yharim so badly
teamwork
Both guys are post ml if not post providence in power and have great battle synergy
Hm I see
And braelor can just tank yharims punches including the auric rejection
standing here!!
How and where was this mentioned?
boiling you
imagine an animation of the braelor & statis vs yharim fight
Aren't they both in the void thingie space place I forgot the name after dog grabbed them there?
Dev statements I think? Might be somewhere but I do know they have said that his wood armour insulated the electricity a lot
That's quite logically sound
just braelor
Braelor is but statis made a deal with signus to get out at the cost of an arm and leg
statis got out because he made a deal with faustian rat bastard prime
Literally an arm and leg?
Yes
Signus the satanic tooth fairy?
Was that mentioned in Dev statements as well?
It’s in their concept art
it's mentioned in look at him
Granted it’s hard to see when not looking at the less clothed version
Woah
Left*
I see interesting
Since the distortion is a hive mind, wouldn't it be possible if ever Braelor is out of it, he would be assimilated as part of the distortion in some way?
The distortion in of itself isn't a hive mind
There is just a hive mind of creatures on it
We also don't know if the hive mind is capable of "assimilating" into it, it could just be that the creatures are naturally born as such
We don’t even know if the hivemind is actually a thing draedon can be wrong
Theoretically yes but nothing seems to indicate so
so it's fair to believe it is in fact reakl
Would be really weird to include a red herring like that otherwise
I do aswell
Just making sure they know it’s like only 95% likely true
the existecence of
weaver and signus
p much proves that not everything is part of the hive mind
I see thanks for the clarification
np
Is braelor dead?
draedon being wrong in this society impossible he would never alow such a thing
Bug hasn’t been seen in long enough so I post
Not the case
braelor is alive in the distortion somewhere
Oh ok
He just been beating the distortion with the power of gay
How do we know he’s alive?
don't remember how he got there or why he is there
We will meat him in the distortion when that comes out
because we are going to meet him
Dog sent him and the statis there when they nearly killed yharminarm
Ok
Literally
he sold his arm and leg to signus obviously
A power to be reckoned with
What even is this? Hahahah
Would have if dog didn’t give them a home tour
Why did DoG save Yharim?
Glutton bug sprite from a calamity fan game that’s in development called Reign of Yharim
Ooo sounds interesting
Dog never abandoned yharim
he wants to """eat""" god essence for Something
Cheese the mod is a dev for it
yharim wants to kill gods
yharim needed a way to dispose of god essence
Idk who's that
Doesn’t mean he doesn’t need him
seems like a pretty beneficial arrangement
@pliant ruin
The Devourer sends the god essence somewhere else though right?
losing yharim would mean losing his source of god essence so he saved his ass from braelor and statis
Ah
Ohh I've seen them before
Presumably, just a theory from draedon since matter can’t be destroyed apparently
Though yeah it’s obviously going to noxus
Yes
But yharim don’t know that
Yharim stupid
All he sees is guy who eats god essence
He’s from the fucking 1800s what would one expect
True
More like the 1 CE though
Because history started counting at 1
Draedon literally says it’s the 1800s when we’re talking to them
Azafure founded
Azafure not founded
Also if we killed yharon, is it still able to revive?
Yes
Yes
So canonically us beating it to a pulp many times makes sense?
We only got like 10% of a apple skin layer worth of soul
No
Takes a decade for revive
And even then
Yharon will get reincarnated
Then again how the hell did yharon kaboom hatch from the egg just like that and flyn
Maybe dragons are born able to fly
Or yharon over its many rebirths learnt how to fly with barely born wings
i mean technically he has his past memories so he would know how to fly
how he was strong enough as a baby to pick up yharim though 🤷
Beeg baby
No
vanilla is here lore is saved
exploding you
Yharim buff
Noooo :(
yharim had a buff pre going on a genocide streak?
Shh
yharon strong baby ig
Don't tell Cheese I'm starting to play Limbus
@pliant ruin
Fuck
melon gun is anti vanilla
Vanillin going to get mauled by autism

at least cheese is playing a game
They deserve it tbh
Killing you
exploding you
Melon juice
stabbing u
But water good
I only really like citruses
i sentence you to 20 years of only eating lemons
Yum

Yeah the artificial watermelon flavour fucking sucks
i found out that the reason banana flavour tastes nothing like bananas is because it uses a synthetic flavour created to replicate a species of bananas that got wiped out by a blight
Yeah, isn’t there a disease killing our current bananas aswell?
This reminds me of the Potato Blight
Idfk how a potato blight happened, potato’s are eldritch
The ignorance of the british & poor conditions
I hold generational beef for that one as an irishman
I’m British what the bloody fucking shit ya on about?
Research about it
The British kinda ignored the whole famine
Even though they controlled Ireland at that time
Well yeah the British were basically trying to kill off all the Irish around that time anyways weren't they?
Yeah that wasn't very cool of your ancestors melon
I don't beef with the eintierty of the british isle it's mostly politicians
i mean when were the ancestors of anyone not doing something that wasn't cool at one point in history
As due to the systems of government & corruption most politicians are ancient families going back to the fucking dark ages
like everyone has done something not cool at least once in history
How is xeroc able to communicate with us via terminus
The Terminus more-so alerts him I think
The thing in the background is a sigil of primordial light
Xeroc is prob casting a “basic” spell with “low” output to talk to us
obligatory tea is bad whenever britain is brought up
That’s it
You have lost your proton privileges
Ohh I see
Also where even is xeroc and how has he not done anything till now
won't make tea taste better
And xeroc would keep track of terminus, it’s a ancient artifact they likely used for a stronger ascension so it could be what they see as the key for others to rival them
We dunno
He ahs done stuff
just not stuff that affected us
Notably he's likely protecting earth from other invasions like ML
He is with his family
Probably
Or he’s like
Exploding
800
Exactly
Meanie
I am confused though if yharim is supposedly the endgame, how do we know xeroc's power scaling is lesser than yharim
they aint collecting dust they are the dust
hes a superboss
It’s not
just realized
Ohh
Yharim is like insignificant to xeroc
it's entirely possible that xeroc has living descendants
Xeroc and noxus are post yharim optional super bosses
Like
that is actually true
Damn so it's impossible for yharim to have ever fought against xeroc?
it is not true
Xeroc would fucking wreck yharim so easily
from before he ascended
i am sorry to inform you but xeroc got 0 bitches
nevermind the developer just confirmed that it's not true

also he probably wasnt interested
He was a monk so understandable
ace xeroc??
Aro ace xeroc real????!?!,!!!!!@:£2
one of us one of us one of u
i mean not impossible to have fought
but impossible to have won against or came out with anything less than 7 traumatic brain injuries and every bone in his body broken
They could have, xeroc and yharim know of eachother
But uh
I don’t think yharim would be alive if they had fought
eh he spent a good chunk of a century in the front lines of war he's probably recovered from worse
Damn that kinda sucks because in the end the gods could never be purged, especially the one who started it all xeroc
it wouldnt have been a fight it would have been nuclear bomb versus coughing baby
thank you xeroc
That'sn ot really
You say that like the gods deserved it
a bad thing
More calamity aro ace rep?
yharim would've had the sun through a magnifying glass pulled on him
Does the yharpaganda strike again.......
remember that yharim is the person with the second largest incentive to get you to hate gods and the one with the largest incentive to get you to not hate him
🎉🎉🎉 wokelamity 🎉🎉🎉
u guys r too good at writing manipulative villains ur manipulating people in real life 😭
Hm that is true
To be fair like half the lore perspective is Yharim
tbf
there's barely any anti-yharim stuff in game
To be fair the other half says he a lying ass bitch
who's the first?
yharon

i am painfully aware at points

I was expecting y'all to say noxus tbh
It’s like twitter, you can be proven wrong time and time again but if you more the first and loudest people are going to think you’re the correct one
surely the character talking to me must be trustworthy
does that make you happy, sad, or a mix of both
i know some noxus lore but i dont know enough to be able to confirm any of its standpoints on anything ever
on one hand, media literacy devil
on the other, god damn you did a good job
or if it can even have standpoints
Woah woah I'm not taking yharim's side on this haha just questioning the causality of xeroc being destroyed
proud of myself, except when im dealing with a "well yharim was right actually" people

that's fair i think
xeroc wouldnt get killed in the fight
as long as u don't act like One Of Those ur fine
nothing wrong with missing context
He’s too much of a GOAT 💪💪💪💪💪💪
Whose one of those
thankfully, that's fairly rare
I only started calamity like a couple weeks ago so I'm still a baby absorbing knowledge
but
the problem is when people have the context and are given actual reasons for why the cruasde was a Bad Thing but insist it was a good thing because idk yharim sigma edit or whatever kids say nowadays
they pop up from time to time
yeah
💥
lack of knowledge is never smth to be ashamed of
its ignorance that is
-sun tzu
-i lied its me actually not sun tzu
theres like one thing in existence that could realistically come close to killing xeroc and that thing is probably noxus
-i made that up
A lore writer gave some rough numbers iirc
999.99% health
Down to
750% health
For the fight
Though it’s literally over half a decade till xeroc gets added so take it with bowl of salt
Yeah that's why I love this discord community because I can ceaselessly ask questions
Painfully aware
cEASELESS
LIKE THE BOSS
it still pains me of
?!?!?!?!)!?
Ain't no way half a decade
B-but Yharim so cool guys! How can he be evil?
how much ive wrote vs. what's actually public and in the game
You catch on quick
I think 6-8 is a good estimate for yharims addition…
Have you ever had any prior major projects before calamity? Because the writing as a whole for this whole story is amazing I must say
something i say somebody speculate or think something and i think "what" before i remember that with currently public knowedge it;'s reasonable
nope, mostly just wrote on and off for a few years
Damn, welp the world better hang on to the thread for dear life because I wanna see that happen
Well from the bottom of my gamer heart and soul, thank you for being part/creating this masterpiece
its been about that long since vanilla 1.4 came out
First try and it’s peak ⭐
given
Wow I'm old
worldbuilding and storywriting nd stuff has always interested me
Peacefully
Shut the fuck up that makes me feel old
Wdym 2020 is now 5 years ago
1.4 turns 5 years old in 3 months
Pretty sure most terraria enthusiasts are honestly
the hows and whys of this stuff is a topic ive always delved into a lot
Red is 42 iirc
So makes sense
The final final final final final update
still makes yo mama jokes like a true king 💪
Just 1 more boulder
Yo mama jokes probably existed as long as language
eh there notable mistakes i feel like i made due to this being the first major project ive worked on
but i also dont blame myself
a lot of it is stuff i just
could never have known would end up being issues
I remember on twitter when Red made an electric chair and his wife had to veto it from going into the game
without the experience i now have, at least
brody foxx
Horrifying
:(
No chair that kills you
Electric boulder when
plus, it's given me the experience and means to work on what i will be after calamity
the boulder already kills you it doesnt need extra killyouification
Oh it’s bluesky not twitter
or maybe even during depending on how things go
Yes it does
How
It’s 2021
It came out a year ago
Genuine question is the storyline still being written and rewritten or is the vague entire plot already fleshed out but just not fine tuned yet
the wheel of time turns eternally, crushing all underneath it to dust
I am skeletron
I am probably immortal
Sucks for you
💥
you are made of bones
Bones too erode and disappear over time
I replace them
Milk
I drink milk
honestly after npc overhauls, vanilla bestiary changes, and a good bit of info more properly scattered around the world
The animals that make milk will go extinct one day
ill probably step back from cal a little bit to work on my other project
Into my soul veins which distributes the milk into damaged parts of my body
fair enough
but consider
Soy milk
fifty thousand beenades
yharim if he was evil
100 thousand beenades
still beign written though all major things have alreayd been decided basically
it's just more moderate and minor things being written

True…
five hundred cigarretes
🚬
five. hundred. cigarettes.
🚬 👁️
I see, thank you
its still spelled wrong 
It was cigareyes
its 2 ts not 2 rs
In this entire lore is there actually any good sides? Or is everyone, the gods, yharim, whatever creatures just twisted in nature
A true good side no
There are good characters
Most have died or been sent to the shadow realm though
There's Amidias he's pretty chill
A good side? Depends on what you consider a side
nobody is free of fault but there are some that can be considered good
He sleeps in a clam
Not for long
what did my goat amidias do
hes just vibing
Seems like a good place to sleep
Be a king, I HATE MONARCHIES 😡😡😡😡😡
Monarchies always go well
...wasnt it an electoral monarchy
To be fair, Amidias had literal divine mandate
What
That sounds like a republic
constitutional monachy
Yeah, he literally was appointed by gods
Ilmeris had a senate iirc
imagine how HappyDays' gonna react to that
yeah that i think idk what the term is
Sorry for asking what’s a senate
cactus boulders, bouncy boulders, now electric boulders
its just monachy but with certain limits set by the senate
palpatine
britain is a constitutional monarchy
i trust that amidias wasn't a shitass leader though
Ah
So it usually limits monarchs to not be a dictator and such
ye p much
It's a thing the romans invented
Body of elected officials
Don't think the arch mage is innocent in any sense either right
innocent no but i'd say he's a good person
he worked for yharim which is the biggest stain on his history
he admittedly worked with yharim in the past, which, isn't good, but he also was wise enough to eventually realize the guy was fucked up and left
Ye
Yeah he left when he realised shit was bad
We dunno what he considered as bad though
He did see that yharim was going down a dark path
wasnt it like
he was trying to make yharim not a complete asshat and thats why he didnt leave for so long
Maybe the child soldiers?
Honestly tho how morally good is draedon
Ngl imaginging scal being raised by someone else in a normal life I wonder if she would still carry on her destructive and killer instinct
completely neutral
doubt it
I don’t have you seen his prices
Maybe the concentration camps that was the dungeon?
like
not only was she just, a normal kid before
but also after she left yharim she
isolated herself
which
flat out lived in a cave for years
and i can only imagine specifically to not hurt anyone
i mean
No I’d say both good and bad but just dependent on the mood (so neutral)
Britian is a constitutional monarchy
it's just a monachy but with Rules established y some sort of government
like a senate
they have varience
Her “destructive and killer instinct”? Might just be me being dumb and misunderstanding it but when is she that nowadays
It’s a place I rent out to people
and yeah i did mention that
amidias is queen elizabeth confirmed
What are you guys talking about my business
Noted, you let concentration camps happen got it
Killing you
and even despite all that i mean he's basically lived along in isolation for several years now
all of the npcs from cal itself id say r good people tbh
atleast the
story relevant ones
no he does everything for science
what he does is super fucked up but he doesnt do it because he likes destroying ecosystems for fun
he does it because he wants to learn more
It was after I existed
in bandit's defense
Money
🤑

in bandits defense
they're enby rep so they get a pass
they may steal but they steal from those who deserve to be stolen
like theyd push elon musk or steve jobs of a building if they could and to be honest me too
Tbf the calamity world ain’t great, especially where they live
Gotta take what you gotta need to live I guess? Idk
Oh yeah remind me to make a torture device as a house for goblin tinkerer
I fully support this
cirrus seems chill also
i absolutly am gonna have a go-over for vanilla npcs dialouge because like there are some absolutely relevant details to some of them
so honestly i don't think
any of the cal npcs are bad people
some of them did some bad, even terrible things in the past
but nowadays i wouldn't call any of them bad peple
Like dirt being expensive in other places?
steve jobs is already dead hes been dead for over 13 years
i think probably not that it's just a joke
like ive mentioned before the tax collector being from azafure
yeah from ligma
Hope not
ligma balls
Cause it’s funny
what the fuck why would you say that
limba
ligma is a serious disease man
come on
dont do that
what the fuck man. just what the fuck
Is ligma a disease I haven’t heard of
yeah ligma balls is the name for the vaccine
Ligma balls
Holy shit lag
lagma balls
?
magma balls
atleast it's not deez


Throwing you out a window
Deez nuts
deez is a bad joke
Wha
dietz nuts
Deez nuts
I’m just loring it right now
-# THE LOR STARCUTTER?!??!?!?!?
Meant to reply to this and not skellis message
oops
either way
YEEEEE
lore itme !
KIRBY
didnt the tax collector get cursed specifically because literally everyone in azafure fucking hated him or smth
Realest thing ever
the azafurian prolateriat revolution goes crazy
He doesn’t give me enough money
Based
i mean azafure has had at least one canonical riot
We all need a common enemy
Goblin tinkerer
i have two biggest enemies one is money and the second is something i can't say here
Oh yeah do goblins have lore
some vaguely known guy in the locla area started it a bit before the Crusade began
some dude named Yharim idk
i imagine the goblins might get some bestiary stuff
G*bbies
if not, then, well
wasnt it yorick
that means their current bestiaries r canon
it didnt escalate into anything of course
Sorry idk how to describe it, wasn't she idk very destructive and violent in nature during the war periods?
so in a way, yeah, they do have lore
…
probably
She was yeah but it wasn't really instinct or by nature
Huh
She was manipulated to be like that
As we can see from both before and after the Yharmy
Hm I see
Ohhh, yeah she was
She got yhapaganda’d for a while and brimstone magic literally fucks up your mind so it’s not instinct but she def was destructive and murderous
and also thats specifically during Literally World War Everything
Where she's, respectively, just a normal kid seemingly, and then just, a adult who is going to win the IDGAF competition
nothing at all
nothing became of it whatsoever

What is yhapqgandad
maybe he was like
Yeah, he isn’t even in game so they’re prob a nothing burger character tbh
didnt escalte inot any sort of crusade or something
Must've been a pretty small insurrection
printing fake dollar bills
that's be stupid
yharim propaganda
Ah
True
the legendary yharpaganda
many fall victim to it....
its ok tho we can save them
we can fix them
Make into yhapaganada
Nah, how could one guy do that
You’d need like a auric dragon for that and everyone knows they’re dead
everybody knows they never existed
auric dragon??? you mean free auric soul???????????????
yeah thats been common knowdge for centuries
The yharpaganda propaganda is real
except for some weird rumors here and there but they're nothing more than that
Oh brimstone magic makes you lose your bonkers? Really?
I’m crawling back to my hole see you guys later
Cal's specifically hurts her psyche alot
It's why she barely uses it
She's really just using it against us bc she's out of it, going through a ptsd crisis and all
Yeah, the debuff says it
And the clone went insane after getting it
And scal gets mentally drained a fuckton while using it
goodbye skelli
really dumb question but how exactly does being mentally drained work/feel like
i feel like im missing what it actually is
Probably like 15 hour Amazon work day
With no breaks at all
Also what was the thought process on naming the mod calamity because that's an insanely accurate description of this entire lore and universe
(maybe cuz english isnt my native language)
have you ever had a raging headache and are so tired you can barely stand
i mean it probably just sounded cool
it was named like
9 years ago
before it even had lore
:p
i cant wait until i get an excuse to call something a calamity
THIS REALLY
something similar with a fever, yes
WAS
Calamity = calamitas? Gasp
Probably just cool name
The lore was not even thought of back then
A
i know what its usage is gonna be
CALAMITY
and when
the yharim gfb speech
Gfb?
getfixedboi
Getfixedboi
Get fixed boi seed
Ah
The one with mechdusa
obviously in gfb yharim is required to say the funny meme line
Calamitas should just beat you to death with her own two hands in gfb
hello there cataclysm
G A S P
exactly its the meme shitpost seed
no sorry im not part of the old writing team
Is bandit hetero?
Where is this from?
reb made it iirc
I have it faved on mobile
“I’m gonna calamity overhaul you”
💥
specifically the caption
NO EW EW
Sentenced to torment of seeing the image forever
What image
make his lines upon player death reference other mods is something that i have considered yeah
i am missing context
i forgot who actually wrote it but i know either reb or cei rewrote the calamity to my kingdom copypasta so it fits in with lore
and they all have to be nonsensical or horrifically forces
You of all people should know
bandit was always supposed to be nonbinary
in old lore bandit was gonna be enby but it was too controversial
Terrarian?
evcen before lore rewrite
Xeroc taxing?
incorrect
** That ** one
either that or the whole doesnt fit thing
that's crazy
i wont name names but the reaosning is becuase somebody was fuCKing stupid and tried to tell the LITERAL NONBINARY PERSON WHO MADE THE BANDIT
that it was "bad representation"


shayy emotes always look like they vaguely want to brutally murder you
True
am i alone in this
No
the thumbs up one does at bare minimum
That froggit looks like it’s 2 days away from killing someone
<player> has been sentenced with 6 fargo years in the void
somethingsomething
Froggit went on a murderous rampage
Calamitous!
i already have a few written
new gfb change:
after killing you Providence will say
"THIS IS THE WRATH OF THE GODS"
{playername} experienced the wrath of the gods
yes shayy is a genocide speedrunner
Yep
which is why i used it here because
yeah!
that was fucking stupid
Ye
👀
how long do we think it took from xeroc ascending to the full on hunt for dragons started
2 decades max
right away
Yeah that more likely imo
how soon is right away
Right away
xeroc finished his ascension and when he went to the mortal there were hit squads murdering dragons already
Lmao
because news like that would yeah spread fast but people would also have to spread it
back to the good ole days when calamity mod wasn't woke👴
Oh hey Omni
hi omni :D
A
Why are you a liquid cup of plant
planty mush
Omni monster hunting
🐌
snail
Pesto novella
too late
Fuck.
🐌
correct that is what i said
anyways hello stip
I just didn’t embed
Hello
Snail gun
god i fucking hate this emoticon, Omni you've ruined it for me
try to post it in calvan
?
ideally dont go on calvan
for some fucking reason :/ cannot be posted in calvan yuh has it blocked
Crazy
Why…
yuh
because yuh is CRINGE
if i knew why i would say why
(yuh is really cool actually they're awesome)
nough
Mrrp is cringe
Scal says it
omni is dying first
jokes on you i have become a regular there
😨
yharimcore
You are cringe
maybe it's gotten better but evey time ive tried to interact there i have had very negative experiences
calamity yharimcore
you spawn in lava
Guuuuhhhh
yeah sorry
explain the :/
you're paying the price loser
You get a accessory that spawns that yharon kindle staff summon once
:/
I won
You are liquid plant no the fuck you did not
i just dont continue arguments about cal it never goes anywhere
Pesto Novella >
Cei would Yharim sell his soul to kill Xeroc
-# yes
if he could
meanwhile its kinda hard for me not to because my mere precence invokes discussions about cal

yeah
You have calamity aura that causes people to think of calamity
the side effect of being one of the most presenct if not the most present dev in places
cei is in the chat. let us discuss yharim's favorite flavour of ice cream
for those arguments i try to limit myself to only correcting misconceptions
potato
i was literally called Jane Calamitymod likea week ago
Chicken nugget
let's make it as toxic as possible and make sure to find a way to insult the lore in the process
lmao
That’s what a rock would say
Throw cei at keep
Not keep
Mrrp
Fuck autocorrect
Average discord server or subreddit or youtube comment or twitter post when anything remotely disagreeable
Are bloodstone a sustainable foods source
i get recognized as that person who writes for cal more often than shayy does as the funni undertale guy
at least on discord
i need to
If cooked it’s prob some form of edible
i need to eat it
oh you want toxic? how about periodic table nightmare muffin
cei it's in your bio
bloodstone. looks like biscuits and strawberry jam
"bone and flesh" nope
thats biscuits and strawberry jam
jane like,, from homestuck,,
- **1/4 cup Palladium (Pd)** – Just a little sprinkle of this precious metal, cause, y’know, it’s mostly used for car exhaust systems, but it can give your muffin some *serious shine* (good luck finding it).
- **1/4 cup Protactinium (Pa)** – For that radioactive kick. You’ll need like a tiny pinch, because, you know, it’s super rare, and you’re not trying to turn your muffin into a nuclear disaster.
- **1/4 cup Indium (In)** – This soft-ass metal is mostly used in electronics, but who cares? Just toss it in there, no biggie.
- **1/4 cup Vanadium (V)** – Adds a bit of toughness to your muffin, like you need any more hard-ass elements.
- **1/4 cup Tungsten (W)** – Don’t even bother measuring. Just throw in enough to make your muffin weight 100 pounds.
- **1/8 cup Radium (Ra)** – Yeah, good luck not glowing after this shit, but it’ll give your muffin a nice, warm radioactive *glow*—until it gives you cancer, probably.
- **1/8 cup Osmium (Os)** – The densest shit around. It'll make your muffin feel like it was forged in the heart of a dying star.
- **1/8 cup Einsteinium (Es)** – Probably more theoretical than practical at this point, but it’s here to make sure your muffin is a one-way ticket to the ER.```
It doesn’t scale to cringeversal with idiothax as a common thing
It sux beyond beleif
i'm fricking terrified of people saying stuff like this about my characters
I lowk became hermit asf so instead of reaching out to people abt scaling the opposite happens so it's all silly pookiecore except in January 3 2025 and April 4.5 2025
that last one won't even last the baking process
einsteinium has a half life of about 20 days
so yes it would
its oganesson that wouldnt last
me bringing up dragon ball powerscaling to revive lore channel
The French element is the one that’s liek not exist
Tis why I removed any semblance of scaling from my bio before anyone could notice
I will Rajang you poopcore
:green:
its artifical ye
but it does have a half life of :22: minutes
Half life 2
i can't send images here so i will attack omni in his dms instead
🟩
Fuck you bombcorpse
You blow up
💥
Clamity
It's in mine too and I've seen little people recognize me ngl
Weird