#lore-discussion

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mighty zenith
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||we may have to stop now||

indigo glade
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Yes, let us.

dusk laurel
frigid sage
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What is this?

split mortar
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Lore chat

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The place so off topic even the mods get off topic

rotund shore
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This channel has a mystical aura around it

sly wharf
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Crazy how the world we're in is in the time period of the 19th century

split mortar
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Yet they have tech a century past us…

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For random rich people

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While some few have shit like a thousand years in the future

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-# draedon

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-# yharim

random mulch
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ah yes, all those giant rainbow war machines they had back then

sly wharf
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Draedon the absolute madlad

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sly wharf
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Also what's Braelor's axe? I see it mentioned in the lore when draedon is being communicated with

random mulch
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wrong mechs

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braelor's axe is the axe of braelor, it is his axe and it is owned by braelor

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sly wharf
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Ohhhhh I see

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Ngl still obsessed with the design of yharim's armor

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Pretty much symbolizes what I would have pictured yharim to have looked like

split mortar
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Yeah it’s cool

random mulch
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prefer some of the older designs but it's good

split mortar
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There was more than 1 old yharim concept art?

random mulch
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there's been 4 yhars in total

split mortar
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Oh damn

sly wharf
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Woahhh

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I gotta check them out

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Apparently yharim is 9ft tall wut

random mulch
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old lore

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he's 8ft 1

split mortar
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Yeah yharim is fucking giant

sly wharf
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But still 8 ft is hella tall

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My face will be his crotch level

split mortar
random mulch
sly wharf
split mortar
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I’m piloting moonlord like a go cart

sly wharf
split mortar
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From the inside

random mulch
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yharim's design is in a weird spot rn

sly wharf
sly wharf
random mulch
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cause he's so distant that his design will likely change before he's added

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like, there are a lot of updates in between now and yharim

sly wharf
split mortar
sly wharf
random mulch
sly wharf
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Kinda like how terraria having their "final final" update

random mulch
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the absolute end would be noxus & xeroc superbosses

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but those are a maybe

split mortar
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Final boss added

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Final boss in progression

sly wharf
random mulch
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correct

random mulch
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and noxus is something in the distortion

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random mulch
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we dont know much about it other than it being DoG's boss and made ceaseless

dusk laurel
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Ye

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sly wharf
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Damn that sounds unreal

random mulch
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also yharim shits himself at the idea of what couldve made CV

sly wharf
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Ceaseless has a badass OST ngl

split mortar
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And it originates from the golden age of dragons

sly wharf
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Damn

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So the biggest bad in that sense would be noxus

random mulch
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also CV is gonna be used as a portal to the distortion in a much later update

split mortar
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If not even something that can give yharim a good fight can sustain portals for long

What the fuck could make that

sly wharf
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Wait dog is not able to best yharim?

dusk laurel
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Nope

sly wharf
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Ah gotcha

split mortar
sly wharf
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I have no clue

random mulch
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yharim is gonna be the final boss

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at the end of progression

split mortar
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Progression is generally a good sign for strength

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So yharon beats dog

sly wharf
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Also what's yharim's primary like power per say is it some kind of elemental magic or just brutal insane strength and blades

sly wharf
split mortar
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Yes

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Cause they’re the final boss

random mulch
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extremely strong, very skilled with a blade and the metal his armor is made of causes things to be electrified to death

split mortar
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So they’re above everyone but post game optional super bosses

sly wharf
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Also which part of the lore points out that draedon or yharim states that the way we names things are horrible

dusk laurel
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Draetalk

random mulch
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after the exo mechs you can talk to draedon directly via the codebreaker

sly wharf
random mulch
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also yharim is 130 years old

split mortar
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Yeah he old

split mortar
sly wharf
split mortar
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They wouldn’t do that because they don’t want us to know what’s below yharims armour in any sense

sly wharf
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Would be funny if in the future he just watches a single summoner class main spam him with a flurry of pets

random mulch
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we know he's a he and that he's human

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for the rest his actual appearance is unknown

sly wharf
split mortar
spring helm
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The exo prisms are embedded in his skin

sly wharf
spring helm
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Rainbow Yharim

split mortar
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We dunno if he truly has scars from the lava dip nowadays

sly wharf
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Draedon thoroughly examined him

random mulch
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draedon can make electricity out of nothing, he can probably cook up some cosmetic surgeries

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sly wharf
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sly wharf
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Ah right

spring helm
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Yharim donated hair

sly wharf
cloud ibex
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personally i like to imagine him as looking mostly normal, if a bit crusty, except his eyes are replaced with plugs that attach to the mask

split mortar
random mulch
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i like the interpretation of him being cooked to a crisp and basically having his armor be hooked up to him in some places as life support

sly wharf
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Also funnily enough, if draedon technically made basically almost every single armor or weaponry. Wouldn't they have built some form of a Killswitch or like hackable point just in case?

cloud ibex
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something about how he focused so much on the war his body has been modified with almost complete disregard for being able to exist as a person outside of war

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sly wharf
cloud ibex
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hoary cape
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needing life support would

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no life support = no life

cloud ibex
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i think if your body has the composition of a bunch of viscous putrid Sludge on a human skeleton constantly hooked up to an armor set so you don't figuratively instantly turn into a fine mist you'd have a pretty hard time doing anything outside of your armor

sly wharf
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Lmfao I love this:
"Is that really what you have chosen to name it? How nonsensical."

random mulch
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solution: dont step out of the armor

cloud ibex
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unless you wanna go the Radahn-esque route of "even if this fucker is almost literally rotting as we speak, he is still capable of beating your ass"

hoary cape
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yharim just holds his breath while he beats you up without his armor

cloud ibex
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which i suppose could work but i don't know if that's the vibe the devs would want to go for

random mulch
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even if he was just hooked up to something with long tubes outside of his armor he could probably still beat plenty of people to death with his bare fists

sly wharf
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Also I like how we, the Terrarian, who just spawned like just for a couple years or whatever, was able to stabilize miracle matter when draedon has never lol

cloud ibex
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draedon doesn't exactly have access to auric i think

split mortar
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Insert terrarian image here

cloud ibex
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nor can he easily work with it like we can

split mortar
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^

random mulch
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terrarian did it cause they had the genius thought of throwing a hodgepodge of ingredients into an oven and beating it with a mallet until it looked right

cloud ibex
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the only reason we can is we Literally Kill Yharon and take shavings off of his soul to make the ore stop throwing a hissy fit

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neither yharim nor yharon would be very pleased with draedon trying to get fragments of his soul

random mulch
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all you need to stabilize exo prisms into miracle matter is: 4 different magical metals, ashes of a dead clone, ghost, whatever the hell ASE is and some singularities

split mortar
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And draedon is bad with magic iirc

random mulch
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shove an entire ghost into an exo prism and you're a fifth of the way there

split mortar
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Isn’t it multiple since ASE uses multiple post ml ectoplasm but pink?

random mulch
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right

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a ghost and a slightly more manic ghost

split mortar
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Kill your family and shove them into a crystal and you’re already 1/5 of the way there

random mulch
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how to make miracle matter:
step 1: murder your family

split mortar
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Step 2: grab the cosmos

sly wharf
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I don't get the murder your family part, is that the soul essence part of the miracle matter?

random mulch
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step 3: shove the cosmos into itself

split mortar
random mulch
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step 4: track down your local witch clone and beat her to death

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sly wharf
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Ah right

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Also how was braele and statis able to be strong enough to damage yharim so badly

random mulch
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teamwork

cloud ibex
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the power of gay

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and also they're just that good

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sly wharf
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Hm I see

split mortar
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And braelor can just tank yharims punches including the auric rejection

sly wharf
cloud ibex
random mulch
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imagine an animation of the braelor & statis vs yharim fight

sly wharf
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Aren't they both in the void thingie space place I forgot the name after dog grabbed them there?

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cloud ibex
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statis got out because he made a deal with faustian rat bastard prime

cloud ibex
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yes

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in the absolute most literal sense

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an arm and a leg

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sly wharf
sly wharf
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cloud ibex
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it's mentioned in look at him

split mortar
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Granted it’s hard to see when not looking at the less clothed version

cloud ibex
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notice how his right arm and leg looks different

sly wharf
split mortar
cloud ibex
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they're prosthetics

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🪞

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owned

sly wharf
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I see interesting

sly wharf
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Since the distortion is a hive mind, wouldn't it be possible if ever Braelor is out of it, he would be assimilated as part of the distortion in some way?

pliant ruin
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The distortion in of itself isn't a hive mind

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There is just a hive mind of creatures on it

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We also don't know if the hive mind is capable of "assimilating" into it, it could just be that the creatures are naturally born as such

split mortar
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We don’t even know if the hivemind is actually a thing draedon can be wrong

pliant ruin
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Theoretically yes but nothing seems to indicate so

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so it's fair to believe it is in fact reakl

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Would be really weird to include a red herring like that otherwise

split mortar
pliant ruin
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the existecence of

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weaver and signus

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p much proves that not everything is part of the hive mind

sly wharf
pliant ruin
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np

frigid sage
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Is braelor dead?

hoary cape
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draedon being wrong in this society impossible he would never alow such a thing

split mortar
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Bug hasn’t been seen in long enough so I post

split mortar
hoary cape
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braelor is alive in the distortion somewhere

frigid sage
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Oh ok

split mortar
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He just been beating the distortion with the power of gay

frigid sage
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How do we know he’s alive?

hoary cape
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don't remember how he got there or why he is there

split mortar
hoary cape
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because we are going to meet him

frigid sage
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Ok

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But Stasis got away

split mortar
split mortar
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Cost an arm and leg

frigid sage
split mortar
hoary cape
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he sold his arm and leg to signus obviously

sly wharf
split mortar
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Yes

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Nearly killed yharim

split mortar
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Would have if dog didn’t give them a home tour

frigid sage
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Why did DoG save Yharim?

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cloud ibex
split mortar
cloud ibex
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yharim wants to kill gods

frigid sage
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But Yharim hates DoG

cloud ibex
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yharim needed a way to dispose of god essence

sly wharf
split mortar
cloud ibex
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seems like a pretty beneficial arrangement

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frigid sage
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The Devourer sends the god essence somewhere else though right?

cloud ibex
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losing yharim would mean losing his source of god essence so he saved his ass from braelor and statis

frigid sage
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Ah

sly wharf
split mortar
split mortar
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But yharim don’t know that

frigid sage
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Yharim stupid

split mortar
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All he sees is guy who eats god essence

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frigid sage
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Because history started counting at 1

split mortar
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Draedon literally says it’s the 1800s when we’re talking to them

frigid sage
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Not BCE

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So relatively

split mortar
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Azafure founded
Azafure not founded

sly wharf
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Also if we killed yharon, is it still able to revive?

frigid sage
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Yes

sly wharf
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So canonically us beating it to a pulp many times makes sense?

split mortar
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We only got like 10% of a apple skin layer worth of soul

frigid sage
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No

split mortar
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And even then

frigid sage
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Yharon will get reincarnated

split mortar
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They become baby

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Because they get reborn

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And go back to 0

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Which is egg

sly wharf
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Then again how the hell did yharon kaboom hatch from the egg just like that and flyn

split mortar
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Maybe dragons are born able to fly

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Or yharon over its many rebirths learnt how to fly with barely born wings

hoary cape
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i mean technically he has his past memories so he would know how to fly

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how he was strong enough as a baby to pick up yharim though 🤷

hoary cape
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how yharim carry the egg then

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or anyone

dusk laurel
hoary cape
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vanilla is here lore is saved

dusk laurel
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Nuh uh

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I'm disappearing again

hoary cape
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exploding you

split mortar
split mortar
hoary cape
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yharim had a buff pre going on a genocide streak?

dusk laurel
mighty zenith
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yharon strong baby ig

dusk laurel
split mortar
dusk laurel
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Fuck

mighty zenith
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doomed eternally

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like the

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game

hoary cape
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melon gun is anti vanilla

split mortar
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Vanillin going to get mauled by autism

dusk laurel
hoary cape
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at least cheese is playing a game

split mortar
dusk laurel
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Killing you

hoary cape
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exploding you

dusk laurel
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Melon juice

mighty zenith
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stabbing u

hoary cape
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watermellon juice is actually mid

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it's water

split mortar
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But water good

dusk laurel
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Water but worse tbh

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I... HATE watermelons

split mortar
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Fuck you

hoary cape
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but watermelon flavour is mid

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i like the fruit though

dusk laurel
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I only really like citruses

hoary cape
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i sentence you to 20 years of only eating lemons

dusk laurel
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Yum

hoary cape
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very sour lemons

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sourest of all lemons

dusk laurel
hoary cape
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war head level sour lemons

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every lemon you buy will be that sour

split mortar
hoary cape
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i found out that the reason banana flavour tastes nothing like bananas is because it uses a synthetic flavour created to replicate a species of bananas that got wiped out by a blight

dusk laurel
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Oh yeah

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The old banana

split mortar
dusk laurel
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This reminds me of the Potato Blight

split mortar
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Idfk how a potato blight happened, potato’s are eldritch

limpid saddle
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I hold generational beef for that one as an irishman

dusk laurel
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Uh so

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Melon is British

split mortar
dusk laurel
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Research about it

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The British kinda ignored the whole famine

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Even though they controlled Ireland at that time

sinful adder
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Well yeah the British were basically trying to kill off all the Irish around that time anyways weren't they?

limpid saddle
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Yeah that wasn't very cool of your ancestors melon

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I don't beef with the eintierty of the british isle it's mostly politicians

hoary cape
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i mean when were the ancestors of anyone not doing something that wasn't cool at one point in history

limpid saddle
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As due to the systems of government & corruption most politicians are ancient families going back to the fucking dark ages

hoary cape
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like everyone has done something not cool at least once in history

sly wharf
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How is xeroc able to communicate with us via terminus

dusk laurel
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The Terminus more-so alerts him I think

split mortar
light linden
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obligatory tea is bad whenever britain is brought up

split mortar
sly wharf
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Also where even is xeroc and how has he not done anything till now

light linden
split mortar
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And xeroc would keep track of terminus, it’s a ancient artifact they likely used for a stronger ascension so it could be what they see as the key for others to rival them

pliant ruin
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He ahs done stuff

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just not stuff that affected us

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Notably he's likely protecting earth from other invasions like ML

stoic gulch
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Probably

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Or he’s like

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Exploding

pliant ruin
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what family he's like 400 years old

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they're all bones by now

light linden
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800

stoic gulch
pliant ruin
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they're all collecting dust

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fossilized

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go grandpa

stoic gulch
sly wharf
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I am confused though if yharim is supposedly the endgame, how do we know xeroc's power scaling is lesser than yharim

pliant ruin
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it's not

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xeroc is stronger than yharim

eager bluff
pliant ruin
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hes a superboss

light linden
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just realized

sly wharf
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Ohh

stoic gulch
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Yharim is like insignificant to xeroc

light linden
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it's entirely possible that xeroc has living descendants

split mortar
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Like

pliant ruin
sly wharf
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Damn so it's impossible for yharim to have ever fought against xeroc?

manic coral
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it is not true

split mortar
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Xeroc would fucking wreck yharim so easily

light linden
manic coral
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i am sorry to inform you but xeroc got 0 bitches

pliant ruin
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nevermind the developer just confirmed that it's not true

light linden
manic coral
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also he probably wasnt interested

stoic gulch
pliant ruin
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ace xeroc??

split mortar
pliant ruin
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one of us one of us one of u

eager bluff
split mortar
manic coral
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eh he spent a good chunk of a century in the front lines of war he's probably recovered from worse

sly wharf
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Damn that kinda sucks because in the end the gods could never be purged, especially the one who started it all xeroc

eager bluff
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it wouldnt have been a fight it would have been nuclear bomb versus coughing baby

tall delta
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thank you xeroc

split mortar
pliant ruin
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a bad thing

spring helm
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More calamity aro ace rep?

light linden
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yharim would've had the sun through a magnifying glass pulled on him

pliant ruin
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Does the yharpaganda strike again.......

eager bluff
spring helm
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🎉🎉🎉 wokelamity 🎉🎉🎉

pliant ruin
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u guys r too good at writing manipulative villains ur manipulating people in real life 😭

spring helm
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To be fair like half the lore perspective is Yharim

light linden
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there's barely any anti-yharim stuff in game

split mortar
eager bluff
pliant ruin
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yharon

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yhjaron jungle dragon OHMTY OG

light linden
manic coral
light linden
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I was expecting y'all to say noxus tbh

spring helm
rotund shore
pliant ruin
eager bluff
pliant ruin
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on one hand, media literacy devil
on the other, god damn you did a good job

eager bluff
sly wharf
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Woah woah I'm not taking yharim's side on this haha just questioning the causality of xeroc being destroyed

manic coral
pliant ruin
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that's fair i think

eager bluff
pliant ruin
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nothing wrong with missing context

spring helm
stoic gulch
manic coral
sly wharf
manic coral
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but

pliant ruin
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the problem is when people have the context and are given actual reasons for why the cruasde was a Bad Thing but insist it was a good thing because idk yharim sigma edit or whatever kids say nowadays

manic coral
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they pop up from time to time

pliant ruin
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lack of knowledge is never smth to be ashamed of

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its ignorance that is

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-sun tzu

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-i lied its me actually not sun tzu

eager bluff
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theres like one thing in existence that could realistically come close to killing xeroc and that thing is probably noxus

pliant ruin
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-i made that up

split mortar
sly wharf
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Yeah that's why I love this discord community because I can ceaselessly ask questions

sly wharf
manic coral
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it still pains me of

eager bluff
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?!?!?!?!)!?

spring helm
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B-but Yharim so cool guys! How can he be evil?

manic coral
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how much ive wrote vs. what's actually public and in the game

sly wharf
split mortar
sly wharf
manic coral
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something i say somebody speculate or think something and i think "what" before i remember that with currently public knowedge it;'s reasonable

manic coral
sly wharf
sly wharf
eager bluff
spring helm
manic coral
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given

sly wharf
manic coral
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worldbuilding and storywriting nd stuff has always interested me

split mortar
spring helm
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Wdym 2020 is now 5 years ago

eager bluff
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1.4 turns 5 years old in 3 months

sly wharf
manic coral
split mortar
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So makes sense

sly wharf
eager bluff
spring helm
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Just 1 more boulder

split mortar
manic coral
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but i also dont blame myself

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a lot of it is stuff i just

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could never have known would end up being issues

spring helm
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I remember on twitter when Red made an electric chair and his wife had to veto it from going into the game

manic coral
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without the experience i now have, at least

eager bluff
split mortar
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No chair that kills you

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Electric boulder when

manic coral
eager bluff
spring helm
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Oh it’s bluesky not twitter

manic coral
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or maybe even during depending on how things go

stoic gulch
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It’s 2021

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It came out a year ago

sly wharf
eager bluff
stoic gulch
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I am probably immortal

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Sucks for you

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💥

eager bluff
split mortar
stoic gulch
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Milk

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I drink milk

eager bluff
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you have no torso

manic coral
split mortar
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The animals that make milk will go extinct one day

manic coral
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ill probably step back from cal a little bit to work on my other project

stoic gulch
eager bluff
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but consider

stoic gulch
eager bluff
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fifty thousand beenades

stoic gulch
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😧

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No

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I’m scared of bees

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Like seriously

eager bluff
dusk laurel
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100 thousand beenades

manic coral
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it's just more moderate and minor things being written

stoic gulch
stoic gulch
faint plank
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five hundred cigarretes

dusk laurel
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🚬

eager bluff
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five. hundred. cigarettes.

stoic gulch
sly wharf
stoic gulch
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You changed it

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Meanie

eager bluff
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its still spelled wrong hdflr

stoic gulch
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It was cigareyes

eager bluff
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its 2 ts not 2 rs

sly wharf
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In this entire lore is there actually any good sides? Or is everyone, the gods, yharim, whatever creatures just twisted in nature

pliant ruin
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No not really there is some

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definitive good characters

stoic gulch
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But more good than others yes

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Statis <33

split mortar
pliant ruin
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There's Amidias he's pretty chill

split mortar
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A good side? Depends on what you consider a side

eager bluff
spring helm
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He sleeps in a clam

dusk laurel
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Not for long

pliant ruin
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hes just vibing

stoic gulch
dusk laurel
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He'll get a house soon

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Like, a whole ass temple

spring helm
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eager bluff
spring helm
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To be fair, Amidias had literal divine mandate

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spring helm
pliant ruin
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constitutional monachy

split mortar
dusk laurel
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Ilmeris had a senate iirc

warped summit
eager bluff
stoic gulch
warped summit
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cactus boulders, bouncy boulders, now electric boulders

pliant ruin
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its just monachy but with certain limits set by the senate

eager bluff
pliant ruin
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britain is a constitutional monarchy

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i trust that amidias wasn't a shitass leader though

stoic gulch
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So it usually limits monarchs to not be a dictator and such

pliant ruin
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ye p much

dusk laurel
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Body of elected officials

sly wharf
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Don't think the arch mage is innocent in any sense either right

pliant ruin
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innocent no but i'd say he's a good person

eager bluff
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he worked for yharim which is the biggest stain on his history

pliant ruin
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he admittedly worked with yharim in the past, which, isn't good, but he also was wise enough to eventually realize the guy was fucked up and left

stoic gulch
split mortar
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Yeah he left when he realised shit was bad

We dunno what he considered as bad though

stoic gulch
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He did see that yharim was going down a dark path

eager bluff
split mortar
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Maybe the child soldiers?

stoic gulch
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Honestly tho how morally good is draedon

sly wharf
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Ngl imaginging scal being raised by someone else in a normal life I wonder if she would still carry on her destructive and killer instinct

eager bluff
humble fog
split mortar
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Maybe the concentration camps that was the dungeon?

pliant ruin
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like

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not only was she just, a normal kid before

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but also after she left yharim she

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isolated herself

manic coral
eager bluff
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flat out lived in a cave for years

pliant ruin
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and i can only imagine specifically to not hurt anyone

manic coral
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i mean

stoic gulch
manic coral
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Britian is a constitutional monarchy

pliant ruin
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it's just a monachy but with Rules established y some sort of government

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like a senate

manic coral
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they have varience

split mortar
stoic gulch
pliant ruin
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and yeah i did mention that hdflr amidias is queen elizabeth confirmed

stoic gulch
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What are you guys talking about my business

split mortar
manic coral
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and even despite all that i mean he's basically lived along in isolation for several years now

pliant ruin
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all of the npcs from cal itself id say r good people tbh

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atleast the

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story relevant ones

manic coral
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i was gonna say

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i wouldn't call the bandit BAD, but

eager bluff
pliant ruin
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idk abt cirrus or bandit

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look

stoic gulch
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It was after I existed

pliant ruin
#

in bandit's defense

stoic gulch
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Money

manic coral
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most of the stuff they look isnt things people own anymore

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.

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most of it

stoic gulch
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🤑

manic coral
eager bluff
#

in bandits defense
they're enby rep so they get a pass

pliant ruin
#

they may steal but they steal from those who deserve to be stolen

stoic gulch
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Goblin tinkerer

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Yay

pliant ruin
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like theyd push elon musk or steve jobs of a building if they could and to be honest me too

split mortar
stoic gulch
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Oh yeah remind me to make a torture device as a house for goblin tinkerer

pliant ruin
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cirrus seems chill also

manic coral
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i absolutly am gonna have a go-over for vanilla npcs dialouge because like there are some absolutely relevant details to some of them

pliant ruin
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so honestly i don't think

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any of the cal npcs are bad people

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some of them did some bad, even terrible things in the past

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but nowadays i wouldn't call any of them bad peple

stoic gulch
eager bluff
pliant ruin
manic coral
pliant ruin
stoic gulch
eager bluff
stoic gulch
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Cause it’s funny

pliant ruin
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what the fuck why would you say that

dusk laurel
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limba

pliant ruin
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ligma is a serious disease man

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come on

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dont do that

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what the fuck man. just what the fuck

stoic gulch
eager bluff
split mortar
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Ligma balls

stoic gulch
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Holy shit lag

stoic gulch
manic coral
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oops

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wrong reply

eager bluff
pliant ruin
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atleast it's not deez

light linden
dusk laurel
split mortar
split mortar
light linden
stoic gulch
eager bluff
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dietz nuts

split mortar
pliant ruin
#

ANYWAYSSS back to lor

stoic gulch
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I’m just loring it right now

dusk laurel
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-# THE LOR STARCUTTER?!??!?!?!?

pliant ruin
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oops

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either way

stoic gulch
pliant ruin
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lore itme !

stoic gulch
#

KIRBY

eager bluff
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didnt the tax collector get cursed specifically because literally everyone in azafure fucking hated him or smth

pliant ruin
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i'm

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i'm pretty sure.

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yeah.

pliant ruin
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the azafurian prolateriat revolution goes crazy

stoic gulch
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He doesn’t give me enough money

dusk laurel
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Based

manic coral
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i mean azafure has had at least one canonical riot

dusk laurel
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We all need a common enemy

stoic gulch
pliant ruin
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i have two biggest enemies one is money and the second is something i can't say here

stoic gulch
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Oh yeah do goblins have lore

manic coral
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some dude named Yharim idk

pliant ruin
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i imagine the goblins might get some bestiary stuff

dusk laurel
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G*bbies

pliant ruin
#

if not, then, well

eager bluff
pliant ruin
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that means their current bestiaries r canon

manic coral
sly wharf
pliant ruin
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so in a way, yeah, they do have lore

manic coral
pliant ruin
dusk laurel
pliant ruin
#

She was manipulated to be like that

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As we can see from both before and after the Yharmy

sly wharf
split mortar
eager bluff
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and also thats specifically during Literally World War Everything

pliant ruin
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Where she's, respectively, just a normal kid seemingly, and then just, a adult who is going to win the IDGAF competition

manic coral
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nothing became of it whatsoever

dusk laurel
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Are you lying

pliant ruin
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who's this yharim guy

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was he involved in a like fiasco

pliant ruin
#

maybe he was like

split mortar
manic coral
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didnt escalte inot any sort of crusade or something

dusk laurel
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Must've been a pretty small insurrection

pliant ruin
#

printing fake dollar bills

manic coral
#

that's be stupid

eager bluff
stoic gulch
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Ah

stoic gulch
pliant ruin
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the legendary yharpaganda

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many fall victim to it....

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its ok tho we can save them

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we can fix them

stoic gulch
#

Make into yhapaganada

split mortar
eager bluff
pliant ruin
#

auric dragon??? you mean free auric soul???????????????

manic coral
#

yeah thats been common knowdge for centuries

stoic gulch
#

The yharpaganda propaganda is real

manic coral
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except for some weird rumors here and there but they're nothing more than that

sly wharf
stoic gulch
#

I’m crawling back to my hole see you guys later

pliant ruin
#

Cal's specifically hurts her psyche alot

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It's why she barely uses it

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She's really just using it against us bc she's out of it, going through a ptsd crisis and all

split mortar
pliant ruin
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goodbye skelli

cosmic minnow
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i feel like im missing what it actually is

split mortar
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With no breaks at all

sly wharf
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Also what was the thought process on naming the mod calamity because that's an insanely accurate description of this entire lore and universe

cosmic minnow
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(maybe cuz english isnt my native language)

eager bluff
pliant ruin
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it was named like

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9 years ago

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before it even had lore

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:p

manic coral
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i cant wait until i get an excuse to call something a calamity

pliant ruin
#

THIS REALLY

cosmic minnow
pliant ruin
#

WAS

sly wharf
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Calamity = calamitas? Gasp

split mortar
pliant ruin
#

A

manic coral
#

i know what its usage is gonna be

pliant ruin
#

CALAMITY

manic coral
#

and when

eager bluff
manic coral
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but it wont be for a long time

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ok

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OUTSIDE of gfb

dusk laurel
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Yhaerim, Lord of Calamity

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Clearly

sly wharf
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Gfb?

eager bluff
#

getfixedboi

spring helm
#

Getfixedboi

split mortar
sly wharf
#

Ah

split mortar
#

The one with mechdusa

manic coral
#

obviously in gfb yharim is required to say the funny meme line

spring helm
#

Calamitas should just beat you to death with her own two hands in gfb

eager bluff
manic coral
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"you have been a calamity to my kingdom"

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given

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kingdom isnt at alla ccurate

manic coral
#

but

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who gives a fuck its gfb

spring helm
#

The most fucked up change to be added to gfb

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Bandit is cis

sly wharf
eager bluff
manic coral
split mortar
split mortar
#

Idk

eager bluff
split mortar
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I have it faved on mobile

split mortar
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Lmao

gritty kraken
dusk laurel
#

💥

eager bluff
#

specifically the caption

split mortar
dusk laurel
#

Sentenced to torment of seeing the image forever

split mortar
#

What image

manic coral
spring helm
eager bluff
#

i forgot who actually wrote it but i know either reb or cei rewrote the calamity to my kingdom copypasta so it fits in with lore

manic coral
dusk laurel
manic coral
eager bluff
split mortar
manic coral
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evcen before lore rewrite

split mortar
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Xeroc taxing?

dusk laurel
eager bluff
spring helm
#

that's crazy

manic coral
#

i wont name names but the reaosning is becuase somebody was fuCKing stupid and tried to tell the LITERAL NONBINARY PERSON WHO MADE THE BANDIT

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that it was "bad representation"

split mortar
eager bluff
#

shayy emotes always look like they vaguely want to brutally murder you

split mortar
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True

eager bluff
#

am i alone in this

split mortar
#

No

manic coral
#

the thumbs up one does at bare minimum

split mortar
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That froggit looks like it’s 2 days away from killing someone

gritty kraken
manic coral
#

no as in

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yharim will have lines for your death

dusk laurel
#

Froggit went on a murderous rampage

eager bluff
#

Calamitous!

manic coral
#

i already have a few written

spring helm
#

new gfb change:
after killing you Providence will say
"THIS IS THE WRATH OF THE GODS"

split mortar
eager bluff
dusk laurel
#

Yep

manic coral
#

yeah!

#

that was fucking stupid

split mortar
#

Ye

spring helm
eager bluff
#

how long do we think it took from xeroc ascending to the full on hunt for dragons started

split mortar
#

2 decades max

spring helm
#

right away

split mortar
#

Yeah that more likely imo

eager bluff
split mortar
spring helm
#

xeroc finished his ascension and when he went to the mortal there were hit squads murdering dragons already

split mortar
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Lmao

eager bluff
#

because news like that would yeah spread fast but people would also have to spread it

wheat walrus
split mortar
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Oh hey Omni

manic coral
#

hi omni :D

wheat walrus
#

A

split mortar
#

Why are you a liquid cup of plant

spring helm
#

planty mush

dusk laurel
#

Omni monster hunting

wheat walrus
manic coral
#

too late

cosmic zenith
#

Fuck.

split mortar
manic coral
#

it was posted already

#

:/

eager bluff
manic coral
#

anyways hello stip

split mortar
cosmic zenith
#

Hello

dusk laurel
#

Snail gun

spring helm
eager bluff
#

try to post it in calvan

split mortar
manic coral
#

ideally dont go on calvan

eager bluff
#

for some fucking reason :/ cannot be posted in calvan yuh has it blocked

dusk laurel
#

Crazy

spring helm
#

yuh

manic coral
#

because yuh is CRINGE

eager bluff
manic coral
#

(yuh is really cool actually they're awesome)

spring helm
#

nough

split mortar
spring helm
#

no civility

#

Cei, activate kill mode

manic coral
#

omni is dying first

eager bluff
manic coral
#

he insulted me earlier

#

therfore he must die

dusk laurel
#

😨

eager bluff
#

yharimcore

split mortar
manic coral
spring helm
#

calamity yharimcore
you spawn in lava

wheat walrus
manic coral
#

yeah sorry

spring helm
manic coral
#

you're paying the price loser

split mortar
wheat walrus
#

:/

wheat walrus
split mortar
eager bluff
wheat walrus
spring helm
#

Cei would Yharim sell his soul to kill Xeroc

split mortar
#

-# yes

spring helm
#

if he could

manic coral
#

meanwhile its kinda hard for me not to because my mere precence invokes discussions about cal

eager bluff
#

yeah

split mortar
manic coral
#

the side effect of being one of the most presenct if not the most present dev in places

pliant ruin
#

cei is in the chat. let us discuss yharim's favorite flavour of ice cream

eager bluff
#

for those arguments i try to limit myself to only correcting misconceptions

manic coral
#

i was literally called Jane Calamitymod likea week ago

pliant ruin
#

let's make it as toxic as possible and make sure to find a way to insult the lore in the process

split mortar
#

Throw cei at keep

#

Not keep

#

Mrrp

#

Fuck autocorrect

wheat walrus
gritty kraken
#

Are bloodstone a sustainable foods source

pliant ruin
#

Y ES.

#

EAT IT

manic coral
#

i get recognized as that person who writes for cal more often than shayy does as the funni undertale guy

pliant ruin
#

ive weanted. to eat bloodstone

#

for os long.

manic coral
#

at least on discord

pliant ruin
#

i need to

split mortar
pliant ruin
#

i need to eat it

eager bluff
pliant ruin
#

bloodstone. looks like biscuits and strawberry jam

#

"bone and flesh" nope

#

thats biscuits and strawberry jam

glacial rampart
eager bluff
# eager bluff oh you want toxic? how about periodic table nightmare muffin
- **1/4 cup Palladium (Pd)** – Just a little sprinkle of this precious metal, cause, y’know, it’s mostly used for car exhaust systems, but it can give your muffin some *serious shine* (good luck finding it).
- **1/4 cup Protactinium (Pa)** – For that radioactive kick. You’ll need like a tiny pinch, because, you know, it’s super rare, and you’re not trying to turn your muffin into a nuclear disaster.
- **1/4 cup Indium (In)** – This soft-ass metal is mostly used in electronics, but who cares? Just toss it in there, no biggie.
- **1/4 cup Vanadium (V)** – Adds a bit of toughness to your muffin, like you need any more hard-ass elements.
- **1/4 cup Tungsten (W)** – Don’t even bother measuring. Just throw in enough to make your muffin weight 100 pounds.
- **1/8 cup Radium (Ra)** – Yeah, good luck not glowing after this shit, but it’ll give your muffin a nice, warm radioactive *glow*—until it gives you cancer, probably.
- **1/8 cup Osmium (Os)** – The densest shit around. It'll make your muffin feel like it was forged in the heart of a dying star.
- **1/8 cup Einsteinium (Es)** – Probably more theoretical than practical at this point, but it’s here to make sure your muffin is a one-way ticket to the ER.```
split mortar
warped summit
wheat walrus
spring helm
manic coral
#

god damn

eager bluff
spring helm
#

oh shit really?

#

damn im wrong

eager bluff
#

its oganesson that wouldnt last

spring helm
#

me bringing up dragon ball powerscaling to revive lore channel

split mortar
#

The French element is the one that’s liek not exist

wheat walrus
wheat walrus
eager bluff
gritty kraken
#

Half life 2

spring helm
#

i can't send images here so i will attack omni in his dms instead

wheat walrus
wheat walrus
#

You blow up

#

💥

plush lichen
#

Clamity

spare pier